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Shag, Marry, Avoid: Listener Q&A Gets Unhinged

This week on Shut Up and Ride, it’s just Simon and Jenny—no guests, just pure, unfiltered horse chat. We’re diving into your listener questions, covering everything from tricky training scenarios to stableyard scandals. And yes… we’re playing Shag, Marry, Avoid—horse-world edition. Think famous riders, disciplines, and maybe even a few controversial equines (you’ve been warned).

It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and probably a little too honest. Saddle up for an episode full of laughs, opinions, and total nonsense. Just the way we like it.

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