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OUTRO: Responsibly Irresponsible · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For All Your Men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 2: You guys don't mind if I roll daries while we're
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  Speaker 2: doing this, do you?
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  Speaker 3: I got a video of you doing that yesterday and then
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  Speaker 3: I was like, nah, it's just just rolling and.
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  Speaker 4: Darry, Yeah, it's not that exciting. But I just don't
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  Speaker 4: want you to be offended if I'm doing that, that's all. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I know you won't be making No, I won't offended.
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  Speaker 4: There's always a good time to roll a Darry off ended.
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  Speaker 3: It's is it a money saving thing? Going to roll
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  Speaker 3: your owns? No anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Okay they used to CAZy, right, they used to be
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  Speaker 5: substantially cheaper, but now it's on the weight of the
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  Speaker 5: tobacco and each each thing pretty much.
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  Speaker 4: So you get yeah, like for like, it does save
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  Speaker 4: me money, so you smoke lest yeah, yeah, and definitely
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  Speaker 4: instead of buying your old tailor maids, I'm saving about
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  Speaker 4: fifty bucks a week, wow, which is.
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  Speaker 3: You know, that's a huge savings, a huge saving.
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  Speaker 4: Talk about that on the financial report that we do
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  Speaker 4: on the show later on idea.
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  Speaker 3: Is it more of like the therapeutic fun of it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is quite therapeutic. I like rolling a drry.
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  Speaker 4: I mean sometimes I go outside and just roll a
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  Speaker 4: drry and not even smoke it.
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  Speaker 3: Can I roll you a dorry at some point.
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  Speaker 2: With your ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: Mustache.
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  Speaker 2: You're with your ridiculous rolling technique.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a technique.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's true. That's the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask you, man? Can I ask you this one?
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  Speaker 5: Brother?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 3: Man? You're going yellow papers or blue papers?
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  Speaker 2: I go yellow?
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  Speaker 3: Same?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What color filters are you going with?
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  Speaker 2: Super slim?
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  Speaker 3: Green?
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  Speaker 2: No white? Can you get green ones?
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  Speaker 3: Well in the scenes that the packet is green? All right?
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  Speaker 2: No yellow?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I used to go Rizzler just because it was a
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  Speaker 4: bit different in terms of your papers.
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  Speaker 3: Too thick but too tooth thick. Yeah you can the paper.
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  Speaker 4: If you're han't a big if you haven't been of
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  Speaker 4: gunga Keysy, maybe a Rizzler.
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  Speaker 3: No good, They're no good. Over in Australia they have
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  Speaker 3: the Telly Hoe right tell. And that's like cartridge paper.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking fell I saw actually a dude and I've always
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  Speaker 4: wanted to get one of those T shirts, you know,
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  Speaker 4: the zig Zag T shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, smoker anymore. They took the cigarette out of his mouth.
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  Speaker 5: You notice that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I did? Yeah, Yeah, yeah, I d didn't he
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  Speaker 2: used to have a dart in his mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's like the original cover of Ebbie Road. They've
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  Speaker 3: taken the cigarette, the cigarette out of Paul McCartney's handles,
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  Speaker 3: and they've got rid of the pedestrian crossing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I've started again the green filters, which are even slimmer,
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  Speaker 5: which means I'm not rolling such a fat cigarette, and
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  Speaker 5: it just means I'm having Lissa, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Did you ever used to have one of those rolling machines?
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  Speaker 4: I did, briefly, Yeah, like my stepfather did, and they
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  Speaker 4: used to roll the fastest, most waste na time burn. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm a freehander keysy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Is that like a really cool thing in the smoking world.
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  Speaker 2: I can do it with one hand, bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's talking about jacking it. Ah yeah, yeah, is
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  Speaker 3: that what I thought we're talking about? Siggi's what's the
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  Speaker 3: machine you were using? It really wasteful?
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  Speaker 4: No, that you used to get these like metal machines
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  Speaker 4: and you'd put the paper in there and your back
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  Speaker 4: and then do a click.
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  Speaker 3: Or something that you do that.
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  Speaker 5: You do the backing first, and the filter next to it,
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  Speaker 5: and you close it together and roll it and then
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  Speaker 5: you put the feed in. You'd feed in the paper
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  Speaker 5: and then roll that in and then lick that and
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  Speaker 5: then roll it in and then you'd open it up
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  Speaker 5: and you'd all be dam But it took fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Forever, right, because I feel like it should be something
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  Speaker 3: where you put the paper down and then put the
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  Speaker 3: stuff in it and then you just sort of roll
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  Speaker 3: it or something and then it just does that part
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  Speaker 3: for you.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think you should start smoking easy. I reckon
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  Speaker 4: lungs when I'm drinking. So I went to the doctor
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  Speaker 4: today and he said, are you drinking right?
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  Speaker 5: Do you smoke? And I said yeah? And he said
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  Speaker 5: how often do you smoke? And I said when I drink?
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  Speaker 5: He said how often do you drink? And I said
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  Speaker 5: a couple of days a week? He said how many
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  Speaker 5: you having a day? I said, ah, five or so
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  Speaker 5: and he said, so you're having averaging ten a week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's about right, And he said went through the whole thing.
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  Speaker 5: He there, the whole appointment and all that carry on
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  Speaker 5: because I've got my cough and that back after having
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  Speaker 5: you know, a cute Sino sidis and all that shit,
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  Speaker 5: So that's back. Anyway, got through it all and he said, look,
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  Speaker 5: I think he goes you need you should give up
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  Speaker 5: smoking and drinking. And I said, I said at summer man,
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  Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you, that's probably not going to happen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and he just said thanks for being so on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. The whole Lucky Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 3: on Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: It was always a tenuous question, you know, with the
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  Speaker 4: doctor when he'd say do you drink?
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  Speaker 2: And I'd be like, yeah, well I lied to them.
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  Speaker 3: I smoke a lot more.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and he and they'll go, so, how much
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  Speaker 4: would you drink in a week or a night?
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  Speaker 2: And I'd say one or two? Yeah, what exactly? Don't
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  Speaker 2: you don't specify?
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  Speaker 3: Is it funny how you're trying to fool the doctor
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  Speaker 3: who's just trying to help you with your problem.
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  Speaker 5: The problem with them is they're just so judgy. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: and I don't find it helpful. You can go in
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  Speaker 5: there with the stub toe and they'll tell you to
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  Speaker 5: give up smoking. It's got a fuck all to do
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  Speaker 5: with it. You probably absolutely, Yeah, I should guess what
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  Speaker 5: I already know. I thought you're gonna be like, I've
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  Speaker 5: got to do it.
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  Speaker 3: I already know. There's nothing a doctor can tell me
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  Speaker 3: that my wife and daughter heaven.
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  Speaker 5: Already so exactly exact, No, ship, m is it?
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  Speaker 3: Is it keasy? What is it bad for you? I
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  Speaker 3: don't actually know. Yeah, I would have an idea that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Actually it's sick of her knowledge. Yeah, I'm just assuming
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  Speaker 3: that it's bad for me. It might be good for
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  Speaker 3: me based on this cough that I can't get rid of.
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  Speaker 3: What do you reckon's worst alcohol? Or smokes? Smokes alcohol?
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  Speaker 2: Really well, it depends. It depends how much you're doing
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  Speaker 2: above one or two.
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  Speaker 3: That's one social harm from your OLCO. You don't get
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  Speaker 3: any social harm from smoking dat No, okay. So in
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  Speaker 3: my situation, for example, I reckon once a week, I'll
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  Speaker 3: have once a week, I'll have ten beers. Yeah right,
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  Speaker 3: that's once a week, and then maybe on like a Friday,
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  Speaker 3: I might have like five beers. It's fifteen beers and
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  Speaker 3: then that's me done. Is that hell?
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  Speaker 2: Is that bad?
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  Speaker 4: If you if you said to your doctor that on
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  Speaker 4: one night you drink ten beers.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they would go that's not good.
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  Speaker 3: What depends if your dove's a fucking legend or not.
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  Speaker 3: Because those are rookie numbers. You should be having a
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  Speaker 3: twenty four box. Yeah, especially with creat Day coming up,
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  Speaker 3: you need to get those numbers.
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  Speaker 4: I struggle with you drinking fifteen beers a week. I
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  Speaker 4: just I just feel that's not accurate.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean it feels like going to be
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  Speaker 3: slightly high.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it would be higher than that. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: quite often you have a big week, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean? What are you right? When you go out
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  Speaker 4: down a christ Each with your mates and you have
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  Speaker 4: a Friday and Friday and then on the Sunday you'll
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  Speaker 4: have a few recoveries.
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  Speaker 3: But that's only if it's a long weekend. It's usually
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  Speaker 3: that's usually two nights where there'll be one night will
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  Speaker 3: be a few beers and the other night will be
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  Speaker 3: quite a few beers. Right, but that's it. Five beers
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  Speaker 3: is a few beers, five pints? You know how much
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  Speaker 3: is that? That's probably like eight beers. Yeah, yeah, ten
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  Speaker 3: pints as well, so that's probably I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, no, I mean if you said I have
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  Speaker 4: one night a week where I have ten beers, they'd go.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I'll book and I'll walk and I'll see him.
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  Speaker 3: I look him in the eye or her, actually it's him,
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  Speaker 3: and I'll say, look, I sink piss, all right, arrest me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a piss sinking son of a bitch. And he'll say,
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  Speaker 3: how's everything else going? Pretty ship? To be honest, I'll
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  Speaker 3: probably give up the beers. Okay, Yeah, it's not going
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  Speaker 3: to happen, brother, Yeah, and getting around you get stuck in.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm done with the piss.
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  Speaker 3: I'm done with it forever.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like you, I'm a massive pussy.
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  Speaker 3: You don't need it to have fun though.
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  Speaker 2: Jas don't give me that ship.
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  Speaker 5: But also, when was the last time you had fun?
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  Speaker 5: And I'm joking about you being a pussy. You've made
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  Speaker 5: absolutely the right to see.
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  Speaker 4: No, I I have fun quite a lot now.
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  Speaker 3: I was hoping you'd say that during the show or something.
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  Speaker 2: That's not like.
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  Speaker 3: Mhm.
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  Speaker 4: And it's not even that I have fun when I
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  Speaker 4: drink piss, I just get more relaxed. It's not even
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  Speaker 4: fun necessarily, I'm just relaxed, anxious until the next day.
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  Speaker 4: But I've made it a big thing of mine. I
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  Speaker 4: have more fun, you know, and a bit of golf,
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  Speaker 4: golfers fan, bloody bit of fishing, you know, ship like that,
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  Speaker 4: and I just.
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  Speaker 2: Hear gigs going sort of ship. But yeah, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. Off fucking hard. Well, that's not fun.
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  Speaker 2: That disgusts me. It is hard in summer. It is hard.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's just are not drinking, But it's just a
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  Speaker 4: psychological thing because that the sun's out and you go
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  Speaker 4: cold beersy, they're good, but you know, cold cold beers.
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  Speaker 4: I go home, I pour myself a glass of tonic water,
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  Speaker 4: and that's me.
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  Speaker 3: And this is I really respect that because I genuinely
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  Speaker 3: if it's like, oh, we're going out with blah blah
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  Speaker 3: blah and no one's drinking, I instantly go, oh, that's lame, right, sure,
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  Speaker 3: you know, because in my head, I'm like, we have
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  Speaker 3: a few, but I'm not saying everyone waste. We'll have
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  Speaker 3: a few beers and stuff. And I associate that with
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  Speaker 3: having fun of an evening. Sure, but it doesn't actually
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  Speaker 3: necessarily need to be that way.
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  Speaker 4: And it's always been a tragedy to me that my
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  Speaker 4: wife's not a big pest drinker. In fact, she doesn't
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  Speaker 4: really drink it at all. Yeah, and not for any
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  Speaker 4: particular reasons. She just doesn't like it's the same. And
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  Speaker 4: it's just like, you know, there big times come on
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  Speaker 4: down and when I'm not drinking where at least where
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  Speaker 4: I was the worst fucking person neighbler, And she's like, nah,
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  Speaker 4: I just don't like it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like how it makes me feel.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 3: That's the thing is she's literally got a.
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  Speaker 2: Enough she back in the day, she she'd have a few.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a full time sober driver, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean. She's not making the most of that totally.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: But then I have the same situation. But then Lucier
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  Speaker 3: sometimes be like, it'd be nice if you and I
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  Speaker 3: do you know, if you want you say sober and drive,
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  Speaker 3: and I'll be like, and then I will get there
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  Speaker 3: and loose, will have half a glass of wine and
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  Speaker 3: just be done and I'm not having any more. I
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  Speaker 3: am going to yeah, because I can't get break without it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's true. That was a joke. What I say, you joke.
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  Speaker 4: I saw you with the hip flask and the A
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  Speaker 4: C C studio there just having a quiet nap quote,
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  Speaker 4: What's what's in your hip flask?
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's Pamel's a headache.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, good ship.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listen to the Hurdacky Big Show four or seven
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  Speaker 3: every single week. Down and ready, hurt Acu Man's great,
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  Speaker 3: pretty good,