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How Much Do Your Favorite 80s And 90s Bands Cost? (2017 Archives) · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_03: Hey guys, it's Matt Starr and you're watching CMS TV.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: Where have all the good times gone?
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: Well, since Trump has taken office, the good times for me have just gotten better.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's all I got to say.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_03: You're liking what he's doing?
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: I do.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: I like everything he's doing.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_03: Everything?
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: Everything.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_03: See, I was good until, what, yesterday or today?
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_03: Whenever the thing about the immigrants was signed.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not on that train yet.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_03: You're not into vetting?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_03: I am.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_03: Here's what I'm not into.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you wanted
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: to talk politics or
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_03: not.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: No, I really wasn't going to go into politics, but let's just put it this way.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_00: The first week in office, I give it a 99% approval.
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  SPEAKER_03: My only problem,
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  SPEAKER_03: and this one with the immigration,
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  SPEAKER_03: and we will not get into this too deep,
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  SPEAKER_03: but the problem I have with the immigration is the problem I've had for
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  SPEAKER_03: the last eight fucking years.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's not a dictatorship, so stop with all the fucking executive orders.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is the kind of thing,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: making a major decision like that,
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  SPEAKER_03: that should be vetted through Congress and the Senate, not through executive action.
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  SPEAKER_03: I get why he's doing it,
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  SPEAKER_03: because the other cocksucker did it to fucking allow these fucking cunts into
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  SPEAKER_03: the country.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_03: I get it.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_03: And it's too big of an issue to just say,
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_03: okay, well, fuck you, we're not going to do that anymore.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_03: In my mind.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_03: And that's my bigger fear is that Trump is going to go further than Obama did
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_03: with what was already a bad plan, which is executive action.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_03: And that's my only fear is that he's just going to be like,
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  SPEAKER_03: the way this guy works and some of the comments that he's made this week about, oh,
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  SPEAKER_03: these guys are fucking dragging their feet and they're being too slow or whatever,
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  SPEAKER_03: makes me really wonder if this guy's ever going to bother you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know,
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  SPEAKER_00: but then again,
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  SPEAKER_00: on the other hand,
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  SPEAKER_00: it might be a good thing to where it might get Congress fired up
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  SPEAKER_00: to actually get involved.
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe, but if he allows them back into
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  SPEAKER_03: it, that's the whole.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, we'll see.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: It's only been seven days.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know, and again,
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  SPEAKER_03: it's not like a worry place yet,
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  SPEAKER_03: but for me, I was against executive action when President Bush was born.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right, I get it, I get it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I fucking can't,
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't stand that these fucking,
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  SPEAKER_03: unless I fully misunderstand why executive action is even allowed,
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  SPEAKER_03: it's supposed to be there for emergencies.
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  SPEAKER_03: A real emergency, like the country just got attacked.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so we need some quick action, I get that.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's what it's supposed to be about.
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  SPEAKER_03: This thing with the immigration, the thing with the repealing the Obamacare.
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  SPEAKER_03: Look, you know as well as I do, I fucking hate Obamacare.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think Obama was the biggest piece of fucking shit that committed treason because of Obamacare.
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  SPEAKER_03: That being said,
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  SPEAKER_03: doesn't make it right because that cocksucker did it
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  SPEAKER_03: that this cocksucker should do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, the Obamacare thing,
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  SPEAKER_00: I kind of understand, and I'm not justifying it, but I understand it only because...
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  SPEAKER_00: Tax season is upon us and people are receiving letters on
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  SPEAKER_00: the penalty saying you owe this much and you owe that much.
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  SPEAKER_00: And signing that executive order now alleviates that penalty on people to say,
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  SPEAKER_00: you know what, fuck it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just send that penalty letter right back to the IRS and say,
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  SPEAKER_00: here's President Trump's executive order that says I don't have to pay this.
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  SPEAKER_00: So fuck you.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I get that.
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  SPEAKER_03: But again, it goes against what executive action is.
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  SPEAKER_00: I agree.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I get it.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a double-edged sword.
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  SPEAKER_00: I get it.
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  SPEAKER_03: And that's my only thing is I'm hoping, I'm hopeful that this is going to be a wave.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: the story on Trump has always been he throws the grenade and then fucking massages
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  SPEAKER_03: the pieces that are left.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, so I'm hoping that this is the grenade.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_03: That he's fucking throwing grenades everywhere and then he's going to start, you know, Sure.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: That made me smile all week long.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm a nasty woman.
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  SPEAKER_03: How bad do those fucking cunts want to embrace nasty woman the way that we,
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  SPEAKER_03: us nasty cunts, have embraced the word deplorable?
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: They so want it.
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  SPEAKER_03: And it just ain't happening.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because who wants to gladly say that they're a crack whore?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Isn't that what you think of as a nasty woman?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it defeats the purpose.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, a nasty woman is a crack hoe whose breath smells like fucking bleach.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, so if that's what you want to be called, okay.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's just silly, man.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I agree.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_00: Well, let's do something a little more fun.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_00: I hope you didn't look at this because I want this sort of be a guess what this is.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_00: Did you happen to see the email from our fake producer, Wheezy?
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_03: I do not look at the request email during the week.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm glad you didn't see this.
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  SPEAKER_00: So don't look.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not looking.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_00: Our fake producer, Wheezy, got involved.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was going to shoot him a note and thank him for his contribution
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  SPEAKER_00: because he actually sent over something that's actually kind of fun.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: And interesting.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And something that we often cover here on the show and became a hot debate
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  SPEAKER_00: on YouTube, on one of our YouTube posts.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_00: He sent over an actual 2017 list of available national acts and what they're asking for.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, good.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: So you're going to love this.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, great.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: I was reading through this and some of this stuff I was like, holy shit, are you kidding me?
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  SPEAKER_00: And others, I was just like, are they still around?
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  SPEAKER_03: So we could potentially be building up for the 21st anniversary party with this list?
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  SPEAKER_00: Not with the money these guys are asking.
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  SPEAKER_00: My pockets aren't that deep.
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  Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So let's run down this list, and I'm going to let you guess what you think that they're asking.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Top of the list.
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  SPEAKER_00: Somebody that I wasn't sure that they were still around,
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  SPEAKER_00: but I guess they probably play the country fair circuit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_03: Before you go any further, does top of the list mean highest value on the list?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Top of the list.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is in alphabetical order.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: This isn't top of the list value-wise.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is just the alphabetical order.
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  SPEAKER_00: To start the list, I should say.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: 38 Special.
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  SPEAKER_02: 38 Special.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hold on loosely.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: One of my faves.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to guess.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, they don't play anywhere but state
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  SPEAKER_00: fairs, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I can't remember the last time I heard an advertisement
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  SPEAKER_00: for 38 Special playing somewhere.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't even think of, like, Casino or anything.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're 38 special in place.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I'm thinking they're strictly reserved for the summer circuit fares.
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  SPEAKER_03: Five grand.
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  SPEAKER_03: Way low?
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  SPEAKER_02: Way low.
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  SPEAKER_02: 20 grand.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_02: You're getting warmer.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: They can't pay more than 20 grand?
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  SPEAKER_00: 50 grand.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not that much, but close.
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  SPEAKER_00: 40 to 45k.
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  SPEAKER_03: 40 to 45k.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: For 38 special.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_00: For 38 special.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to lie.
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  SPEAKER_03: I like, I like me some 38 special.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know, they had a lot of good songs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fantasy Girl, Caught Up In You,
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  SPEAKER_00: Chain Lightning.
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  SPEAKER_00: They had a lot of good songs.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying that they're not a good band, but $40,000 to $45,000 is their asking price.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: What does that divide out to at like $20 a ticket?
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  SPEAKER_03: Because it's a fair.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: So it can't be more than like $25 a ticket, can it?
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  SPEAKER_03: For a fair?
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_00: Well, let's just say they took the minimum of $40 at $20 a ticket.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_00: That would be, what, 2,000 people?
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_03: So that's 2,000 before any production.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: So realistically, they got to do 3,000 people to break.
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  SPEAKER_03: Break even?
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 9:53
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• 9:53
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• 10:26
  SPEAKER_03: That seems like a stretch.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_03: Holy cow.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_02: 38 special.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_02: The next one is one of your guilty pleasures.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_02: Air supply.
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  SPEAKER_02: 150,000.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_03: Now, I know from seeing the pictures that you sent that they are wearing expensive clothing.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to say same price, $40,000.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_00: You're dead on $35,000 to $40,000.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: $40,000 for air supply?
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  SPEAKER_00: $35,000 to $40,000.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you went.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_02: How many people were there?
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it was mostly Housewives.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it was a free show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so they didn't even pay.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was played in a parking lot, and the city picked up the tab.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_03: Well, how many people showed up, you think?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I would say that there was probably a good at least 2,000 people there.
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  SPEAKER_03: And they played at the Rocksino here.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's like 2 to 2,500, something like that.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, I guess that makes sort of sense.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, boy.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I guess the old – what does that say about the new bands?
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  SPEAKER_03: Jesus, if these old fucking – when was the last time Air Supply had a hit?
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_03: 1984?
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, probably.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, All Out of Love and all that shit was like 80, 81.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 83.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: I think 83 was their last real big album.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, my mom was big into Air Supply, and I was little, little.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_03: I was like middle school age.
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  SPEAKER_03: I remember singing that to one of my first ever girlfriends, singing All Out of Love to her.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I've never been a fan.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_00: Didn't like them from the jump.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_03: Let me just tell you about this interesting tidbit in Christory.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_03: I took this girl in seventh grade to a Long John Silver's for a quote-unquote date.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, for the hush puppies.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're sitting at the fucking booth at the Long John Silver's,
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  SPEAKER_03: and I just broke out singing to her.
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  SPEAKER_00: You romantic fella, you.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was wearing a tie and everything.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_00: Wow, look at you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like a suit and shit.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_03: Because my mom told me that's what girls like.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_03: I'm dressed like a 50s douchebag at fucking 10 years old,
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  SPEAKER_03: 11 years old,
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  SPEAKER_03: sitting in Long John Silver singing air supply songs to another 12-year-old
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  SPEAKER_03: or whatever.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_00: You smoothie, you.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_03: What a douche.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_00: All right, here's a band I know nothing about.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_00: The only thing I know about the band is the name.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_00: So I know nothing about these people at all.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_00: I couldn't identify one of their songs.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_00: Alien Ant Farm.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they did the remake of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that I don't even know.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_00: I couldn't tell you what an Alien Ant Farm song sounds like.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_02: It sounds like this.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_02: All right, enough.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_02: I fucking hate them.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_02: I heard nothing.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_02: You didn't hear it?
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_02: Not at all.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_02: Are you fucking kidding me?
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not kidding you.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_02: God damn.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_00: I heard nothing, but regardless of that.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, all right.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_00: I guess I won't play music.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_00: Next one, another classic rocker.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_00: They haven't had a hit forever, but they are on the oldies tour.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_00: I've seen them probably three or four times myself.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_02: The band America.
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  SPEAKER_02: I've seen them on the fair circuit as well.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_03: I like some America.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_03: They can't be making a lot of money, can they?
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: Could we get them?
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_03: We couldn't get America.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_03: They're horse with no name, right?
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_00: Sister Golden Hair, horse with no name, Muskrat Love.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_00: Not Muskrat Love.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're the originars.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_00: Muskrat Love?
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they did it before Captain and Tennille.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_00: I did not know this.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_02: Ventura Highway.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, that too.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_02: Ventura Highway.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone I meet is from California.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: They had some songs.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say,
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  SPEAKER_03: I just can't imagine that if you put America on a bill that that's going
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  SPEAKER_03: to draw people.
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  SPEAKER_03: 10 grand.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_03: Nope.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_03: Way higher?
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_03: Higher.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_03: 25 grand.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_03: Higher.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_03: Higher than 25 grand?
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_03: $40,000?
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_03: For America?
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_00: $35,000 to $40,000.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_00: Who goes to this?
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: Well, they're usually on a package.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_00: When I've seen them, they've opened for Chicago.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so Chicago then must make what?
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_03: $200,000?
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, easily, yeah.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_03: That's craziness there.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_00: All right,
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_00: another band I wasn't even aware that they were still out there doing anything,
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_00: and I'm not sure that I even know.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_00: I think I might know a song or two,
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_00: and being that you listen to a lot of 70s stuff,
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_00: you might know these guys,
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_00: and this is a surprising one to me, The Average White Band.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's some garbage there.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I'm looking them up to see what their hits were.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: I couldn't stand this band.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_03: Pick up the pieces.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: I can.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: Another one.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_03: And especially in today's racist world, I would have to think no money.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm going to
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_02: say $15,000.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_02: You would be incorrect.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_02: Would I be low or high?
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_02: Low.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: More than $15,000 for the average white band.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: $30,000.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_02: Not that high.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: I was going to say, $25,000?
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_02: $20,000 to $25,000.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: That's insanity there.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_02: Did they have a lot
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_03: of hits?
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: Well, even looking at the Spotify numbers, they have two.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_03: They have Pick Up the Pieces and Schoolboy Crush.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: All the rest are like low numbers, under a million.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_00: The next one is A Guilty Pleasure of Yours.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_00: And I didn't even know they were still touring, but apparently they are.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_00: B-52s.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I would pay.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_03: Now, that's what I would pay to go see.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say $40,000.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you are right in the ballpark, $45,000 to $50,000.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_00: $50,000?
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, $45,000 to $50,000.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_00: That's their asking price.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_03: The Love Shack Baby.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_00: That's the one.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: I love them.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_00: 45 to 50.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_03: Is the fat girl and the gay guy still in it?
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: If they're in it, that would be a good $25 ticket.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: I would spend that.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_00: Here's something that I knew existed, but I couldn't tell you what they do or sing or anything.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_00: And just for the star power alone, maybe some people might come out.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_00: The Bacon Brothers featuring Kevin Bacon.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_03: People would probably go out because they know of his movies.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_02: Just for the star power alone.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_02: I doubt anybody would know a single song.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_03: Because I don't even know if they have a song, do they?
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know enough about them.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_03: But he's still a big name.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_03: A big TV name.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_03: And he just had success with the following, too.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say $30,000.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_02: Dead on.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_00: $30,000 to $35,000.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_03: See,
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_03: but that one sort of makes sense because he is a big name and he just came off of
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_03: a successful TV show.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_03: So I would think that sort of makes sense.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_03: You know, that makes a whole lot more sense than fucking America.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_03: When's the last time you even, even classic rock doesn't
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_02: play America songs, do they?
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_02: I think they do periodically.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_02: Do they?
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_02: Periodically.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_02: Periodically.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: I can't think of one time I've ever heard one.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you don't really listen to commercial radio, though.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_00: That is a good point these days.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_00: So here's one that I don't know a lot about.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_00: I know how they got their name, but I couldn't tell you what their music is.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_00: Better than Ezra.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they stink.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: That was, what, mid-90s, I think.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_02: Early to mid-90s, yeah.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_03: And they're drawing these kind of numbers better than Ezra.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: What was their hit?
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_03: I can't even think of what their hit was.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: Good?
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know any of these songs.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_03: Good, Crazy, Lucky, Desperate.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I know Desperately Wanting.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_03: I know
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to be wrong on this, but I'm going to say $15,000.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_00: You are wrong.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'm low?
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_02: Low.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: 25?
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, 25 to 30.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_02: That's ridiculous.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_02: That's just ridiculous.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_00: Another throwback to the 90s.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_00: Another one that I couldn't identify one of their songs if I heard it.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_00: Big Head Todd and the Monsters.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_03: God.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_03: Another shit band.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_03: Boy, these guys must have great promoters, though, because these guys were never huge.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: Big Head Todd of the Monsters has exactly two songs that have broken a million
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_03: in Spotify plays.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: Not that that is a testament to their sales necessarily,
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_03: but it is a testament to how much people remember them, isn't it?
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_00: I would think so.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, we almost broke three million on the Spreaker.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, Bittersweet and Boom Boom.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know either of these fucking songs.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_03: 25 grand.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_00: You're correct, sir.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: $20,000 to $25,000.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_00: Awful.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: Here's a guy that I only know one song,
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_00: which is one of the most annoying songs that I've ever known.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_00: Billy Ray Cyrus.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_03: Now, let's see.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_03: Billy Ray, he had the stupid, what was his song?
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_00: Achy Breaky Heart.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_03: And then he had that knockoff song of the Achy Breaky Heart, whatever that was called.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_03: Couldn't tell you.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_03: But his daughter is uber famous.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_03: And people know that.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: So that's going to add value.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say 35.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_02: You would be slightly low.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: Slightly low at 40?
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_02: 40 to 50.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_02: Jeez.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_02: Now...
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_00: I'm skipping over a lot of them.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just going with the more well-known.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_03: Let me hear some of the less well-known.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm going to.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_00: That's why I was kind of prefacing this.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to give you a tribute act.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_00: A tribute act, mind you.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_00: This is an ABBA tribute act called Born, B-J-O-R-N, like Bjorn Borg.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: Born Again.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: Born Again.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_00: An ABBA tribute act.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_03: I've heard of this band, actually.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_02: They're probably the number one ABBA tribute band.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I would hope so if they made this list.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say 50K.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_02: Not that much?
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-uh.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_02: 30K.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_02: Less.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_02: 20K.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_02: 20 to 25.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: That's really funny.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_00: Now...
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how this next band is even in existence because the main guy is dead.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well, Rat.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_03: Let me see.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_03: Rat, 25k.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_03: He said dead.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: Quiet Riot, 25k.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_00: Blind Melon.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: Blind Melon?
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: They tour?
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: Shannon Hoon.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_00: As I said, I don't know how they could be in existence with Shannon Hoon being dead.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_03: Not only was he the singer, but he wrote every note of every song.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'd go see it.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_03: Won't lie, I love me some Blind Melon.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_00: Would you expect them to have the B-Girl dance on stage?
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_00: It'd be a rip-off otherwise, wouldn't it?
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_00: You would feel like your money was wasted.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_00: They didn't bring the bee girl with them, just like Eddie for Iron Maiden.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_03: You know they probably have some dumb local contest on whatever fucking fag radio station.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_03: Be the bee at the Blind Melon Show.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_03: Enter to win now.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_03: You must be 4'8", 112 pounds.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_03: Blind Melon.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_03: Now, even before Shannon died, they had one hit.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_00: Did they have another hit?
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_03: All they had was no rain.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_03: But these prices
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_02: are ridiculous.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'm still going to go with $15,000.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_02: You are correct, sir.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_02: $15,000 to $20,000.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_03: I was going to say there cannot be people paying more than $15,000 for a band
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_03: that literally had one song.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_00: Dockin' Commands about $16,000 for a show.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_00: And they had like 10 hits.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_00: And they had MTV videos.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_02: And they only command 16 grand a show.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe Don should think about firing his current booking agent and hiring Blind Melon.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_02: So how does Blind Melon command 15 to 20 grand?
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_02: They got a better booking agent, apparently.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_03: Don should start working with their guy and making like 240 grand a show.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_00: A band that I happen to be a fan of,
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_00: only in their,
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_00: I guess it would be their second lineup or their second singer, rather.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_00: But this band has gone through a revolving door of musicians,
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_00: and they're one of those 70s faceless bands, so nobody would know the difference.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_00: Blood, Sweat & Tears featuring Bo Bice.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_02: Bo Bice sings for Blood, Sweat & Tears?
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: He does.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_02: He does.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_03: All right, I would probably go see that.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: I know you're probably like, what?
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: I would probably go and see that.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I have actually seen Blood,
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_00: Sweat, and Tears a couple of times with David Clayton Thomas on lead vocal.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_00: He did most of the bigger hits.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_03: What was the big hit?
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_03: Spinning Wheel?
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_00: Spinning Wheel, Child, or what's it?
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_00: How's that?
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_00: They did...
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_00: Sympathy for the Devil.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_03: So they had some hits.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_00: They did have some hits.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_00: You made me so very happy.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_00: You made me so very happy.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to guess with Bo Bice singing, because Bo would have that American Idol thing.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to guess 25.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_00: You are dead on, 25 to 30.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_00: I'm getting the hang of this game.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_00: You are getting the hang of this.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_00: Next one, classic rock band.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_00: Still get some airplay.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_00: Had them perform at the club that I worked at in California back in the 80s.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_00: Blue Oyster Cult.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_03: Now, I know they tour a lot.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_03: And they tour the...
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_03: Casino scene a lot.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_03: I am going to say $30,000.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: Blue Easter Cult commands $20,000 to $25,000.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_03: A little bit lower?
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: Cheat night.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: So the casino must do real well with them.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_03: If they get them for $20,000 and they sell 2,000 seats, they do well
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_00: on that.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_00: Good for them.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_00: Here's a band that I probably only know one song that they do,
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_00: and they were kind of a flash-in-the-pan 90s band.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_00: Blues Traveler.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, they were not.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_02: I would get that.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_02: John Popper and Blues Traveler.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_03: You probably only know the song Runaround.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: They had a lot of good songs.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_03: The Hook is a good one, too.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_03: The Hook brings you down.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good one, too.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_03: And The Mountain Wins Again.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_03: That's another good.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_03: They had a lot of good songs.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_03: And they have that hippie following.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_03: They have like that sort of the Grateful Dead type of a deal.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, kind of like Fish.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say they're a solid 30.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_02: You would be low.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_02: That makes sense.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_03: 40?
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_02: 40 to 50.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_03: See, that makes sense to me because they did have a number of hits.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_03: They actually, they're one of my favorites from the 90s, actually.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_03: I like Blues Traveler a lot.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_00: Somebody that you absolutely despise with every bone in your body.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_03: John Ruffo?
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_03: No?
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_02: Brett Michaels.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_02: This is going to make me sick.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_03: A hundred grand.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_03: Less?
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_03: Less.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's encouraging.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_02: 75.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_02: Less.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_02: Less than 75?
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_02: Less than 75.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_02: 50?
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_02: 50.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_03: That is, honestly, that's surprising.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_03: How can that, look, I fucking hate Bret Michaels.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_03: You know that.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_03: He's a fucking,
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_03: he is a fucking cum stain on a window that doesn't get washed in
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_03: a fucking peep show.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_03: He's a fucking bag of shit.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_03: That being said,
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_03: how is there only a $10,000 difference between that fucking guy and America
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_03: who hasn't had a hit in 40 years?
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_03: That really doesn't make sense.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_03: Does that make sense to you?
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_00: No, but I would say that from a standpoint that Brett does make appearances on
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_00: the Country Music Channel and things like that.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_00: He still has a higher profile.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_03: Which would have made me think that he would make a lot more money.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_00: Well, 50K is the asking price.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_03: And that's, wow.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_03: That just sounds low to me.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_03: But, okay.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, good on the promoters for not getting totally dicked with that fucking bag
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_00: of jizz.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_00: The next one, they sort of are relevant.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_00: They still churn out CDs.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, I think we like them here on the show.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_00: Buck Cherry.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_00: Buck Cherry.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_01: New York's heavy metal titans are back.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_01: After 10 years, Anthrax unleashes their 12th studio album, Curse Em Perficio, September 18th.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_01: This is the sound of legends completing their journey.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_01: Curse Em Perficio, my journey is over.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_01: First single, It's For The Kids, is a buzz saw riff monster.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_01: Explosive drums, howling hooks, and pure Anthrax destruction.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_01: Scott Ian,
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_01: Charlie Benanti,
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_01: Frank Bellow,
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_01: Joey Belladonna,
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_01: and Jonathan DeNice deliver the thrash masterpiece you've been waiting for.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_01: Get the two-disc vinyl set right now, available at the bottom of your screen.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_01: Anthrax, Cursum, Proficio, September 18th.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_01: This is the one you've been waiting for.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_03: Now, Buck Cherry, they are still relevant.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_03: They still get actual active rock play.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_03: I think they've been a bag of shit for like the last two records.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, Nathan, but I do.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_03: You know, that fuck record and the one that they released.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_03: After it, we're both not very good.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_03: $35,000.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_03: A little high.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_02: A little high.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_02: No kidding.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_02: Like $25,000?
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_02: $25,000 to $30,000.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_02: No kidding.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_02: Blues Legend.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_02: Buddy Guy.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, I didn't even know he was still alive, let alone touring.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_03: How old is he?
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_03: He's got to be 100.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure he's in his 80s.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_03: He is truly a legend.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't he the first ever electric blues guy?
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's in that camp.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm pretty sure.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_03: I've actually interviewed Buddy Guy at one point.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_03: When I had MBL.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_03: Did you know that?
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_00: I was not aware of it.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_03: I did.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_03: I interviewed Buddy Guy once.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_03: How old are you, Buddy?
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_03: He is exactly 80.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_03: Born in 1936.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_03: I got to think he commands about blues.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_03: He's not going to draw a huge crowd.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_00: But he's got a name, though.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of people know who Buddy Guy is.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_02: Big name, but it's still not going to draw a huge crowd.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say 35,000.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, you're dead on.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_00: 35 to 50, so he's got quite a swing there.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_03: Depends on if he's playing the big blues festival of the summer or not.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_00: Sure, absolutely.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_00: Another band that I only know one of their songs from the 90s.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_00: Candlebox.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_03: See, I love Candlebox.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_03: I know quite a few of their songs and quite a few of their albums.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_03: And really, other than their Lucy album, they were quite good, as 90s fucking radio rock goes.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_03: That said,
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_03: Kevin Martin,
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_03: the singer,
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_03: is a total cunt,
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_03: which makes no difference to his finances,
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure, but I'll just put that out there that he is a cunt.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_03: 25K.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_00: 20 to 25.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_00: The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Charlie Daniels.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_02: 40K.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_02: 40 to 50.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just on reputation.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_02: Cinderella's Tom Kiefer.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_03: All right,
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_03: now the Brett Michaels thing throws me completely off because I would think
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_03: that he would do well,
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_03: but now seeing that Brett does,
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, Brett does well, but not as well as I thought.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_02: 25K.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_02: 20 to 25.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_02: Jeez.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_00: A band that I actually kind of liked in the 90s.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_00: Collective Soul.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_03: What was their song?
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_03: What is that song called?
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: That's the only thing I know of them is that riff.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_03: I know they do play the scene a lot, though.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_03: I see their name every summer.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say about 30 grand.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_02: Collective Soul.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_02: 40 to 50.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_02: 40 to 50?
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_00: 40 to 50.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_03: I got to look them up.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_03: Pull up your Spotify.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_03: I have it.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_03: Look up Collective Soul and just Shine,
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_03: of course, is the big song, but I don't know any of these other songs.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_03: December, The World I Know, Where the River.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know these songs.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_00: Shine, obviously, is a big song.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 35:10
  Give me a word, give me a sign.
• 35:13
  Show me where to look and tell me what will I find?
• 35:18
  What will I find?
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_01: I like that song, but what else do they do?
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_03: Play any of these other ones that are in the 7-8 million range.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know these songs.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_00: Hail and Kill Caller, you're on the air.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_00: Collective Soul freaking Rule, dude.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_00: Collective Soul Rule.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we're not saying they're bad.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_00: It's just that we don't recognize all of their songs.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_00: Well, they had the first...
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_00: They sold about 7 million copies of their first three records.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_00: And yeah, they've had several double platinum and platinum records, even up to 2000.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_00: No, they're really good.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we're not disputing that they're good or not.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_00: It's just that we just don't recognize the songs.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you would if you heard it.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we're going to do that, Tim.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_00: We're going to play a couple of the tunes here, some snippets to see if we recognize it.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, I've got their whole catalog.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_03: All right, Tim, they're telling us you've got to
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_02: go again.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_02: All right, this one is called December.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let me hear this.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know this one.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_00: Sweet, Tim.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_00: I know that one.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_03: I know that one too.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_03: We just don't know the names of these
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_00: songs.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_00: This next one is called The World I Know.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_00: I know this one too.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_00: All right, I know that one.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so maybe they do have hits, we just don't know the names of the songs.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_00: And the other one that's got a good-sized number over three million listens is Where
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_00: the River Flows.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 38:42
  Listen to me.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah,
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_00: I know that one, too.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so that, okay,
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_03: so that changes things now that we,
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_03: you know, if you're a fan, you would know all these songs.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_00: Didn't they have a song called Gel that they did for that Jerky Boys soundtrack?
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's on the album from 1995, if you want to scroll down.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_03: It's just called Collective Soul.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's called Gel, right?
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_02: Track seven.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_02: Let's see here.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_02: I don't see
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_00: it on here.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_03: The blue album?
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_00: No, it says just Collective Soul from, oh, that's 2009.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, scroll way down to like 1995 Collective Soul.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_00: All right, because I do remember that from that soundtrack.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_00: The Joicky Boys.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_03: The Jerky Boys.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_03: That's right, Jerky.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: Hit you in the head with a ratchet.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_00: Where is that gel song?
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sizzle chest.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sizzle chest.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_00: Shoo you up the ass.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_01: All
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_00: right, I know that one.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_03: All right, so we picked out five that we know.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_03: So, okay, so in my logic...
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_03: 40 to 50 makes sense.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_03: Because there's at least an hour of music that you would know.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm with that.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_00: Another 90s band I don't know anything about.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_00: I just know the name, and I think you're a fan of this band.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_00: Cracker.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_00: I am not a fan of Cracker at all.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's Uncle Cracker I'm thinking of.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm a big fan of Uncle Cracker, not the band Cracker at all.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_03: No, that's fucking way too hipster faggotry for me.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_03: But the hipsters will go to that, and there is a resurgence of those fucking queers.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say 25 to 30.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it's a little high.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_02: 20 to 25?
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_02: 15 to 20.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_00: A band that has two of the original members of the band that actually made the music.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_00: Creedence Clearwater Revisited.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_03: How about $16?
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_03: Shit.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_03: It has two of the members, neither named John Fogerty.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and Tom Fogerty's dead.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so...
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say 10 G's.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_02: You would be one-fifth wrong.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_02: 50K?
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_00: 50 to 65.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_03: No wonder these fucking guys are still doing it.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking 50 years later and nobody knows who they are.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_00: And I did see them when I met our...
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_00: Departed friend Ian Evans for the first time.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_03: Do they have at least a good clone singer?
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, the guy sounds a lot like John Fogerty.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'd hope.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_00: So, yeah, they do okay.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_00: But, yeah, 50 to 65.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_00: You know, again, that's the whole branding with the name thing.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but that's not even
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_00: the name.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_00: But it's CCR.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but it's not clear.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_00: Creedence Clearwater Revival.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_00: It's Creedence Clearwater Revisited.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_00: Because they can't use the name.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_03: I'm starting to understand why the Blotz is fighting so hard for this name.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of money in that.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_03: No kidding.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_00: Here's a guy that was part of a very big band that still tours,
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_00: and I think you're a fan of this band.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_00: But this guy basically got the boot,
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_00: and he's out there performing the band's singles, kind of like Lou Graham.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_00: Dennis the Young.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_03: I've seen Dennis with his fucking wig that looks like he's from an 1820s judge.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_00: He's got the powdered wig going on.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_03: He has a powdered wig.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_03: It is such a fucking terrible look.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_03: You know, if you're going to wear a wig, wear one that makes you look young.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_03: Especially if your name is D-Young, you know, for fuck's sake.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_03: You've seen him.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_03: He puts on that wig.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_03: He looks like he's 80.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_00: I have seen him.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_03: He sounds great.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_03: And I've seen him, guess where I saw him?
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_03: At a fair.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_03: Him and Survivor with Robin McCauley singing for Survivor.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to, God, after CCR, I'm going to, and he does bill himself as the voice of Styx, too.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_03: Right, sure.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say 40 grand.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_03: He'd be a little low.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_03: 50?
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_03: 50 grand.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_03: 50 grand.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_00: Good for him.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_00: Here's a guy who was part of a big late 60s, mostly 70s band that recently broke up.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_00: He left the band a few years back,
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_00: and actually his former drummer shot himself in the head there the other day.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_00: Dickie Betts and Great Southern, Dickie Betts, formerly of the Allman Brothers.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_02: The band is Great Southern or the Allman Brothers?
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's Dickie Betts and Great Southern.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_00: That's his band.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_03: But what are they playing?
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_00: Well, they're probably playing some Allman Brothers tunes,
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_00: and Dickie Betts has a few solo records out there,
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_00: so I'm sure he's playing some of his tunes.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_03: See, this is a bad one because I don't know any of this music, including the Allman Brothers.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say 30 grand, but that's just a wild guess.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_02: And you were in the ballpark
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_00: 25 to 30.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_00: Another band I know nothing about.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_00: I know the name because I did not pay any attention to 90s bands at all.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_00: Apparently.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_00: I know the name, but that was such a dark period for music for me that I just shut it.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I started the classic metal show because of this.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_00: What, six?
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_00: So the reason I had the idea to do this show was because of all the shit music
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_00: that was out there at the time.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_00: It is a bad time.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so I did not pay attention to this music.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_00: I know the band names, but I don't know their music.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_00: And you may know some of these guys or some of these music.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_00: Dishwalla.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I remember Dishwalla.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_03: I actually think I did an in-studio with them at one point.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_03: Not a fan.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_03: See, I just can't imagine...
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_03: I can't imagine that if I was putting on a rib cook-off or something,
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_03: and I was to promote, hey, guess who's going to be here Saturday?
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_00: We're going to have Dishwalla.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I can't imagine that that's going to get people going, fuck, really?
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_03: I've got to be there for that.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_03: They had that song, what was their song?
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_03: Something about cars, counting cars, counting blue cars.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, counting blue cars.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_03: All right, that's their hit, so $15,000.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_03: A little low.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_02: Low?
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_02: A little low.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_02: $20,000.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_02: $17,500 to $20,000.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_02: Jeez, that seems way high.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_02: How can a dishwalla command more money than a Dokken?
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_03: I told you, Don.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_03: You should send this article to Don and say, dude, it's time to fire your agent.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_03: I may do that.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_03: The only thing I can think of, the only reason that I can think of, less exposed.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_03: Dokken has never stopped touring.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_03: They never do stop touring.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_03: You can see Dokken every single year.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_00: So you think they burned out the market?
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_03: A little bit.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_03: I think they probably burned out the brand a little bit.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, come on, dude.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_03: How many years has it been since you saw Dishwalla?
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_00: Stop.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_00: Well, here's a band that I know for a fact are opening with Chicago this summer.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_00: Doobie Brothers.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_03: I love the Doobie Brothers.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_03: But how many originals are in there?
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't matter.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_03: There's three.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_02: There's three originals.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_02: But it wouldn't matter if there was none because they are a faceless band.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_02: For the most part, yeah.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_03: If you put anybody up there with long, straight hair, you'll think they're the Doobie Brothers.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_03: You're probably right.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_03: You know, so...
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_03: And I've seen them as an opening band two or three times with bigger bands from the 70s.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_03: Like Bad Company and whatnot.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say about 50 grand.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_03: You would be low.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_02: Not surprised because they had 8, 10 hits.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_02: And they're still playing on the radios pretty consistently.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because they do play China Grove
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_02: and Old Black Woman a lot.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_00: Long train of running.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_03: 75?
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, 75 to 100.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_00: Good for them.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_00: Here's a guy who doesn't know how to do an appropriate interview with a little girl,
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_00: Eddie Money.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_03: The Money Man.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_02: He still puts on good shows most times.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_02: Sure, and his songs still get played.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_00: To take me home tonight, two tickets to paradise.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_03: And he puts on a good show.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_03: I will say that about Eddie.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_03: I've seen him 10, 11 times.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_03: He puts on a damn good show.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say 60 grand.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_03: You'd be high.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_03: Well, then I'd be ready to be in his backing band, apparently.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_02: That guy's high all the time, it seems like.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_02: What, about 40?
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_02: 30 to 40.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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• 50:48
  SPEAKER_00: Another 90s band that I know nothing about.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_00: Everclear.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_03: These bands all just fucking suck.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_03: Everclear.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't they have that bald guy in the band?
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no, that's the presidents of the USA.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_03: Everclear.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_03: They did have hits though.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_03: They had Easily four or five hits.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_03: None I liked, but they had four or five songs that were popular.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_03: 25 grand.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_02: You would be low.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_02: Unbelievable.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_02: 40 grand.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_02: Not that high.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_02: 30 grand?
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_02: 30 to 35.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_03: That's amazing.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_00: Another band that had a couple of MTV hits back in the late 80s, mostly.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_00: Fabulous Thunderbirds.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_00: Ain't that tough enough?
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_00: That's the one that had that ugly, skanky-looking chick with the hot body.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_03: And they had the singer that looked like the head of the Mayans from SOA.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to circle back to SOA in a minute.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_03: Remind me if I don't.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_03: Fabulous Thunderbirds.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_00: Did they have more than that hit?
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_00: I think they had a couple of hits.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_00: I only know two.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'm looking them up right now.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_03: Thunderbirds.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_03: Fabulous Thunderbirds.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_03: Tough enough.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, that comes up.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_03: They only have one that has even broken a million.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, they had the
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_02: second one.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_03: Wrap it up.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_02: That's the one.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_02: Wrap it up.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'll take it.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_03: Wrap it up.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_03: Two hits, but they probably could play really well to like a Mexican crowd.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say 25 to 30.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you would be high.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_02: What about 10?
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_02: 17, five to 20.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus, even still more talking.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to give you one.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_00: I have no idea who these people are.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_00: I've never heard of them, and I'm surprised at the amount of money that they're asking.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe you know of them.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_00: I have no idea who this is.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_00: All right, go ahead.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_00: This is one that's on the list, and they command a surprisingly amount of money.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how to pronounce this because it's spaced, but Okay.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_00: But it's Florida or Flo Rida.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Flo Rida, the rapper.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Flo Rida.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_03: He's got to get big money.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_03: He's got to get big money.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_02: So that's a rapper guy.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's a rapper guy.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_03: But he's huge.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_03: He's got, I got to say, 200 grand.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_03: Not even close?
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_02: Way, way, like... Way low.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_02: Way low.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_02: Quarter of that.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_02: A quarter of a...
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_02: He only makes 25 grand?
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_02: No, you said 200 grand.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_02: I said a quarter of that.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_02: He makes 50 grand?
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_02: From 40 to 50.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that seems low to me.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, that guy's huge.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know anything about him.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_02: Never heard of him.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'm looking at his Spotify right now.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_03: He has one, two, three songs over 180 million plays.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_02: Don't know anything about him.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's a rap guy.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_02: Kind of like Pitbull.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you consider that rap.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_02: He's into dance rap.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that thing.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever you call that.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_02: Dance rap.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_00: Another one that we've actually had a member on the show.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, we've had these guys in the club that I worked at years ago.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_00: Foghat.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_00: Foghat.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_03: Our good buddy, Charlie Hewn.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Charlie Hewn.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_00: Charlie Hewn.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_00: It's only got one original member in the band because I think everybody else is dead.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_03: But Foghat, they are like the staples of the rib cook.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the fair circuit, yep.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_03: And you got to figure an extra $5 a ticket for that victory.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to say $35,000.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_03: No, you'd
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_00: be high.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_03: Way high, huh?
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_03: $20,000.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_00: $17,500 to $20,000.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_00: Crazy.
• 55:33
  SPEAKER_00: Somebody that our good friends, Jeff Pilsen and Kelly Hansen, are involved with, Foreigner.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say $75,000.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_02: He'd be high.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_00: Really.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_03: $50,000?
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_00: $50,000 to $65,000.
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_03: That's just sad that they're in the same ballpark as fucking faggot Bret Michaels.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_02: Another 90s band I know nothing about.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_00: Fuel.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_03: Fuel, they had a bunch of hits.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_03: They also had a bunch of
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_03: guys from our era that liked them a lot, that used to pump them.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_03: So I could see where they would make some money.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say a good $30,000.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_02: You'd be high, but it's $20,000 to $25,000.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_03: Boy, now these numbers are making no sense to me.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_00: Another guy who never drinks alone, George Thorogood.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_03: Love him.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_03: Has a bunch of hits.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_03: Has a bunch of sing-along hits, which works really well for the drunken beer fests and stuff.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_03: And...
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_03: And his songs are all alcohol related, which definitely helps.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say 30 grand.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_00: You'd be low.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_03: Low?
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_00: 50?
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_00: 50 to 65.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_03: So he makes the same money as Bret Michaels.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_03: Guy hasn't had a hit since 1985.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_03: Even Bret has had hits.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know you want it.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_03: That was big on the...
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_00: Another suck 90s band, the Gin Blossoms.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_03: Just reading their name makes you feel like sucking a cock, doesn't it?
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_00: Waiting for Tim to call anyone.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_00: Those guys were great.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_03: They were great, dude.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_03: Love the Gin Blossoms.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_00: How much?
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_03: 15 grand.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_00: You'd be low.
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_03: Get the fuck out of here.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_03: For the one song?
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, they had the one song that I know of that, hey, jealousy,
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_02: hey, jealousy.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_02: Did they have more than that?
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know anything about these 90s bands.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, they had that one song.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_03: God, I don't know, 25
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_02: grand?
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_00: 25 to 30.
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_03: And meanwhile,
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_03: fucking a band like Metal Church will play for a fucking dinner and like 500 bucks.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_03: What the fuck is wrong with this world?
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_00: All right,
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_00: a legendary figure in late 60s,
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_00: early 70s, rock, part of one quarter of
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_00: a band, Graham Nash.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_02: Graham Nash.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_02: Of Crosby, Stills,
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_00: Nash &
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_02: Young.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_03: So...
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_03: The other guys, he's like the guy that was like the after ran in the band.
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_03: Because Stills had his own shit.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_03: Obviously, Neil Young had his own shit.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_02: And David Crosby had his own shit.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_02: Well, they're all talented musician singers.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_02: Sure, but what I'm saying is three of them had careers outside of Crosby,
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_03: Stills, Nash, and Young.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, Graham Nash was also in the Yardbirds, I think.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_03: Was he?
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I believe so.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_03: So that's probably good for another couple bucks.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_03: Um...
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_03: But Crosby,
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_03: Stills, and Nash, which I'm sure he plays all those songs, I'm going to say $25,000.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_02: You'd be low.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_03: $40,000?
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_00: You'd still
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_02: be low.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_03: $50,000?
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_03: $50,000.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_03: $50,000 and a bag of weed, I would think.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_03: $50,000 for Graham Nash?
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_00: A band that has two of the three original members with the fill-in guy being Bruce Kulik.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_00: Grand Funk Railroad.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_03: See, that's another one.
• 1:00:11
  SPEAKER_03: I just can't.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_03: I know that they do the scene all the time.
• 1:00:15
  SPEAKER_03: But I just can't imagine that some 50-year-old guy,
• 1:00:18
  SPEAKER_03: your age guy,
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_03: sitting around the table with his fat, ugly wife going, look who's coming to town.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's GFR, baby.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_02: We're going.
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_02: Because they're the American band.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_02: Pack up the fucking picnic basket and
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_03: get us a blanket.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_03: We're going to go sit out at the fucking rib fest to see Grand Funk.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_03: 25 grand.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_00: Just a little low.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_00: $30,000?
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_00: $30,000 to $35,000 plus $2,000 for a backline charge.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_00: For a backline charge?
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_00: They apparently have their own backline that they specify or something.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_03: That they supply for an extra bunch of money.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_00: Here's one from the 60s featuring Peter Noon, Herman's Hermits.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_00: Herman's Hermits?
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:01:14
  SPEAKER_00: God, I didn't even know any of those
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_00: guys are still alive.
• 1:01:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Peter Noon still tours as Herman's Hermits.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_03: So is it kind of like the Temptations thing where you got one guy and then like
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_03: a bunch of 20-year-olds?
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you got the singer guy and then you got whoever he brought along to make it
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_00: the Hermits Hermits.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_03: All right, well, I'm going to say this.
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to go $20,000, but I'll go up to $25,000 if they wear the costumes.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you would be dead on, $18,500 to $20,000.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_03: And then maybe a little more if they wear those fucking goofy,
• 1:01:47
  SPEAKER_03: the poofy shirts with their masks and shit.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_00: Another suck 90s band.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_00: I know nothing about.
• 1:01:57
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:01:58
  SPEAKER_00: Hoobastank.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_03: They had hits, though.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_03: I know John loves Hoobastank.
• 1:02:08
  SPEAKER_03: Instead of Steffy Stank.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um...
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_02: They had a bunch of hits.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_02: I couldn't name one.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_02: The Reason, Crawling in the Dark.
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_03: Those were bigger songs.
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say $35,000.
• 1:02:25
  SPEAKER_00: You would be high.
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_00: $20,000.
• 1:02:29
  SPEAKER_00: $20,000 to $25,000.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_00: Next one.
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_00: These guys are pretty well known.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_00: Still play them on the radio.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_00: Been part of movie soundtracks.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_00: They're hip to be square.
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_00: Huey Lewis and the News.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_00: Love Huey.
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_03: And he puts on a good show.
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_00: He does put on a good show.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_00: You even made fun of me because I saw Huey at Open for Chicago about five or six years ago.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_03: That was a good bet.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_03: I like Huey.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_03: It just didn't seem very classic metal of you.
• 1:03:03
  SPEAKER_03: I got to say 50.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_03: You would be low.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:03:08
  SPEAKER_03: Low at 50.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_03: 70?
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_03: You'd still be low.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_02: 100?
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_02: Huey Lewis of the News, 100 grand.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_02: 75 to 100.
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_03: Goddamn, sometimes bad is bad.
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_00: Here's a band that hails out of Chicago...
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_00: They only have one song that I know of.
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_00: Features a very talented musician who formed several bands that you're aware of,
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_00: one of them being Survivor.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_00: Jim Peterick.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_00: Of the Ides of March.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_03: Ides of March?
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_00: Ides of March.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_03: I can honestly say I do not know of the Ides of March at all.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_03: I bet you would.
• 1:04:00
  SPEAKER_03: You think I would know this band?
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_03: The Ides of March?
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_03: I'm even looking at their Spotify.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know this song, Vehicle.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_00: You'll know this one.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:04:12
  SPEAKER_03: Is that the song I'll know?
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_03: I'm your vehicle, baby.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody thought that was blood, sweat, and tears at the time.
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_03: I did not know.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_03: I've never heard the name.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_03: Ides of March.
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_03: And that's Jim Peterick?
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_00: That's Jim Peterick, yes.
• 1:04:25
  SPEAKER_03: I had no idea.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_02: All right, so they had that song.
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's the only one I know.
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_02: 10 Gs.
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_02: Dead on.
• 1:04:37
  SPEAKER_02: I was going to say, it can't be more than 10 Gs.
• 1:04:40
  SPEAKER_02: 10,000.
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_02: God, okay, cool.
• 1:04:43
  SPEAKER_02: Another suck 90s band.
• 1:04:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_02: Incubus.
• 1:04:49
  SPEAKER_03: They're still pretty popular, though.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, they still,
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_03: not like today, like they have hits or anything today, but people loved them.
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't like them at all.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say $40,000.
• 1:05:08
  SPEAKER_02: You would be dead on, $40,000 to $50,000.
• 1:05:12
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, wow.
• 1:05:13
  SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_00: Another band that I thought broke up, but apparently they're back on the touring circuit.
• 1:05:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:05:21
  SPEAKER_00: And my cousin is married to one of the guys.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_00: NXS.
• 1:05:28
  SPEAKER_03: Your cousin is married to who in NXS?
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_00: Andrew.
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_00: What's his last name?
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_00: Andrew.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's me.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my cousin is married to him.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let's look up NXS.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_03: I-N-X-S. Where's the lineup?
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_03: Where's the members?
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't even say the members on the fucking wiki page.
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 1:05:56
  SPEAKER_03: Andrew Ferris?
• 1:05:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:05:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_00: My cousin is married to Andrew Ferris.
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:06:03
  SPEAKER_03: And we haven't had Andrew on the show yet?
• 1:06:05
  SPEAKER_03: Never mind.
• 1:06:08
  SPEAKER_00: I thought they broke up.
• 1:06:09
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't think they were touring anymore, but apparently they are.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:06:14
  SPEAKER_03: Play in a closet near you.
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
• 1:06:19
  SPEAKER_03: Gruesome humor there.
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:06:21
  SPEAKER_03: Um.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_03: God, they had a lot of hits,
• 1:06:26
  SPEAKER_03: and people have proven that they'll go see it without the singer if
• 1:06:28
  SPEAKER_03: the singer is dead.
• 1:06:31
  SPEAKER_03: Um, wow, Terrence Trent Darby sang for them?
• 1:06:35
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't know that.
• 1:06:38
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta say $40,000.
• 1:06:40
  SPEAKER_03: You would be low.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus, that is fucking sad.
• 1:06:45
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, man.
• 1:06:46
  SPEAKER_03: I guess if your band is tanking,
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_03: you just have the singer kill himself and it adds value
• 1:06:50
  SPEAKER_00: for the rest
• 1:06:51
  SPEAKER_00: of their career.
• 1:06:52
  SPEAKER_00: I saw them at Nautica's stage like a month before Hutchinson killed himself.
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_03: Did you?
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_03: Were you excited?
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_02: I can't imagine you being into InXS at all.
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_02: I liked InXS.
• 1:07:06
  SPEAKER_02: Did you really?
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_03: I hated them.
• 1:07:10
  SPEAKER_02: I hate that video where they're just fucking dropping papers.
• 1:07:13
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's a takeoff on Bob Dylan, actually.
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever, it stinks.
• 1:07:18
  SPEAKER_03: And I don't like it.
• 1:07:23
  SPEAKER_03: 50 grand.
• 1:07:24
  SPEAKER_03: You're still low.
• 1:07:26
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 1:07:28
  SPEAKER_03: More than 50 grand.
• 1:07:31
  SPEAKER_03: 75.
• 1:07:32
  SPEAKER_00: 75 to 100.
• 1:07:33
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, fuck.
• 1:07:37
  SPEAKER_00: Now, here's a guy who's touring without his band.
• 1:07:41
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_00: But he is being billed as being associated with his band.
• 1:07:47
  SPEAKER_03: Rat?
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 1:07:49
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, well, that too.
• 1:07:51
  SPEAKER_00: Jacob Dillon of the Wallflowers.
• 1:07:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, boy.
• 1:07:57
  SPEAKER_03: So he's touring as Jacob Dillon of the Wallflowers?
• 1:08:03
  SPEAKER_03: The Wallflowers were not exactly huge.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_03: They were for about a minute and a half, weren't they?
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_02: Again, I don't know enough about them.
• 1:08:10
  SPEAKER_02: I can't tell you.
• 1:08:12
  SPEAKER_03: They had the one headlight song.
• 1:08:22
  SPEAKER_03: I can't imagine without the band that it's fucking more than 10 G's.
• 1:08:28
  SPEAKER_02: 10 G's.
• 1:08:29
  SPEAKER_02: Multiply that by four.
• 1:08:32
  SPEAKER_03: 40 grand?
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_00: 40 to 50 K.
• 1:08:35
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing good for him for firing the band.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_03: Why should he keep those fucking duds around?
• 1:08:43
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
• 1:08:45
  SPEAKER_00: All right, here's a band that I don't think it even has any original members.
• 1:08:50
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:08:52
  SPEAKER_00: And I have no idea who this person is.
• 1:08:55
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe you know because you pay attention to some of this pop stuff.
• 1:08:58
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:08:59
  SPEAKER_00: Jefferson Starship featuring Kathy Richardson.
• 1:09:05
  SPEAKER_00: Kathy Richardson?
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_00: Who is that?
• 1:09:07
  SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
• 1:09:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it just says Jefferson Starship with Kathy Richardson.
• 1:09:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure she might be like an American Idol type person who is like taking over
• 1:09:17
  SPEAKER_00: the Gray Slick part.
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_03: I'm looking.
• 1:09:20
  SPEAKER_00: I'm assuming.
• 1:09:21
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 1:09:21
  SPEAKER_03: Kathy Richardson Singer.
• 1:09:24
  SPEAKER_03: Not even coming up on Google.
• 1:09:26
  SPEAKER_03: There we go.
• 1:09:27
  SPEAKER_03: She's old.
• 1:09:28
  SPEAKER_03: I have no idea.
• 1:09:29
  SPEAKER_03: Who is she?
• 1:09:30
  SPEAKER_03: She's born in 69.
• 1:09:33
  SPEAKER_03: She's a singer.
• 1:09:34
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
• 1:09:35
  SPEAKER_03: Richardson.
• 1:09:37
  SPEAKER_03: Is an American singer, songwriter, actress, and narrator from Chicago, Illinois.
• 1:09:42
  SPEAKER_00: No idea.
• 1:09:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not aware of Kathy Richardson from Jefferson Start,
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_03: but she sang on their album Jefferson's Tree of Liberty.
• 1:09:56
  SPEAKER_02: Again, I don't know.
• 1:09:57
  SPEAKER_02: 2008 and Airplay in 2011.
• 1:10:01
  SPEAKER_02: She must just sound like Grace Slick.
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:10:03
  SPEAKER_02: She probably plays the Grace Slick part.
• 1:10:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_03: As far as I'm concerned, all they need is Mickey Thomas anyway.
• 1:11:18
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, just give me Jane.
• 1:11:21
  SPEAKER_03: Find your way back.
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:11:23
  SPEAKER_03: Those are good songs.
• 1:11:24
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know about this Jefferson's Tree of Liberty.
• 1:11:28
  SPEAKER_03: Can't say I'm familiar with that.
• 1:11:32
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, good for her.
• 1:11:35
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 1:11:36
  SPEAKER_03: She's playing all the Jefferson Starship stuff with like Somebody to Love and White Rabbit.
• 1:11:41
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I would imagine Mickey Thomas is probably part of this,
• 1:11:44
  SPEAKER_00: but she's probably playing the Grace Slick part.
• 1:11:46
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 1:11:48
  SPEAKER_03: Let's look, because if Mickey Thomas, that makes a difference.
• 1:11:51
  SPEAKER_03: Mickey Thomas is not in this.
• 1:11:55
  SPEAKER_03: So how?
• 1:11:56
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:11:57
  SPEAKER_03: I bet you they have a starship featuring Mickey Thomas.
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_03: I'll bet you.
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_03: I'll bet you they have a starship featuring Mickey Thomas
• 1:12:08
  SPEAKER_03: and Jefferson starship featuring Kathy Richards.
• 1:12:11
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:12:15
  SPEAKER_03: What a fucking abortion that is, huh?
• 1:12:17
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my goodness.
• 1:12:20
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so here's the... Wow.
• 1:12:24
  SPEAKER_03: This band features... You ready for this?
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 1:12:27
  SPEAKER_03: David Freeberg, Donnie Baldwin, Chris Smith, Jude Gold, Kathy Richardson, and Rachel Rose.
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_03: Are you familiar with any of these fucking...
• 1:12:40
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know how they procured the Jefferson Starship name.
• 1:12:45
  SPEAKER_03: I'm looking to see if any of these guys were in it originally.
• 1:12:49
  SPEAKER_03: One guy was in it in 1970.
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:12:53
  SPEAKER_03: Who was it?
• 1:12:55
  SPEAKER_03: David Freeberg.
• 1:12:58
  SPEAKER_03: F-R-E-I-B-E-R-G. That's Freeberg, right?
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Freeberg.
• 1:13:01
  SPEAKER_03: He was in it for 1970,
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_03: for one year,
• 1:13:04
  SPEAKER_03: and then left,
• 1:13:05
  SPEAKER_03: and then came back from 74 to 84,
• 1:13:08
  SPEAKER_03: then left, and now has been back from 2005 to present.
• 1:13:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:13:14
  SPEAKER_03: And all the rest...
• 1:13:16
  SPEAKER_03: Are long after that.
• 1:13:17
  SPEAKER_03: 82 to 84.
• 1:13:20
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody from the original cast.
• 1:13:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, 70 looks like the year that the band started, though.
• 1:13:26
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:13:27
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that was after Airplane.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_00: They dropped the Jefferson Airplane and went to Starship.
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_03: So this guy probably fucking filed the paperwork.
• 1:13:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:13:37
  SPEAKER_00: And then, of course, Mickey Thomas is probably just doing Starship.
• 1:13:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because it says in the people that are no longer in the band
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_03: that Mickey Thomas left Jefferson Starship in 1984.
• 1:13:50
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:13:52
  SPEAKER_03: So then let's see what he's up to.
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_03: His band is just called... Wow, this is a mess.
• 1:14:04
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know what his band is called.
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_03: If it's just called Starship, I guess.
• 1:14:08
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see, Starship.
• 1:14:11
  SPEAKER_03: Starship?
• 1:14:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:14:13
  SPEAKER_03: He's in the band Starship.
• 1:14:14
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:14:15
  SPEAKER_03: So there's Jefferson Starship and Starship.
• 1:14:18
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:14:20
  SPEAKER_02: So we're saying Kathy Robertson's Jefferson Starship?
• 1:14:23
  SPEAKER_02: With Kathy Richardson.
• 1:14:26
  SPEAKER_02: Richardson?
• 1:14:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:14:27
  SPEAKER_03: Holy smokes.
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say $10,000,
• 1:14:34
  SPEAKER_02: and I'm going to be way low.
• 1:14:35
  SPEAKER_02: I know it.
• 1:14:35
  SPEAKER_02: Not way low, but just a little low.
• 1:14:38
  SPEAKER_02: $15,000?
• 1:14:39
  SPEAKER_02: $15,000 to $20,000.
• 1:14:41
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder how much Starship gets.
• 1:14:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'd love to know that.
• 1:14:45
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it might be on the list.
• 1:14:47
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
• 1:14:47
  SPEAKER_00: I'm making our way down.
• 1:14:49
  SPEAKER_00: All right, good.
• 1:14:51
  SPEAKER_00: Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
• 1:14:53
  SPEAKER_00: Joan's a Hall of Famer.
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not a fan.
• 1:14:57
  SPEAKER_02: She does have some hits, though.
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_02: She has some hits.
• 1:15:00
  SPEAKER_02: Are you a fan?
• 1:15:02
  SPEAKER_02: I like a couple of her songs.
• 1:15:04
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not a big fan, though.
• 1:15:08
  SPEAKER_03: If it's on the radio, you won't turn it off.
• 1:15:10
  SPEAKER_03: Nah.
• 1:15:11
  SPEAKER_02: Not at all.
• 1:15:12
  SPEAKER_02: But you don't own any albums.
• 1:15:13
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't have anything in my catalog.
• 1:15:16
  SPEAKER_03: Me either.
• 1:15:16
  SPEAKER_03: Not even a greatest hits.
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_03: I got to think because of that Hall of Fame thing, $40,000.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_00: You'd be low.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_00: $50,000?
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_00: $50,000 to $75,000.
• 1:15:28
  SPEAKER_03: $75,000.
• 1:15:30
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I still think that she would draw people out, especially chicks.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:15:34
  SPEAKER_03: Chicks will come out and say, oh, fucking women power.
• 1:15:38
  SPEAKER_03: Got grabbing the pussy here, baby.
• 1:15:42
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:15:43
  SPEAKER_00: Another band from the 70s, Faceless Band.
• 1:15:46
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:15:47
  SPEAKER_00: Kansas.
• 1:15:50
  SPEAKER_00: Dust in the Wind.
• 1:15:51
  SPEAKER_03: They still tour, but the main guy just quit.
• 1:15:54
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm going to go with the promoters don't know that.
• 1:16:00
  SPEAKER_03: Kansas.
• 1:16:02
  SPEAKER_03: They had several hits, too.
• 1:16:03
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't they carry on my wayward son with them, right?
• 1:16:06
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:16:08
  SPEAKER_00: 50.
• 1:16:09
  SPEAKER_00: 50.
• 1:16:09
  SPEAKER_00: You'd be dead on 40 to 50.
• 1:16:12
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:16:12
  SPEAKER_02: That makes sense.
• 1:16:13
  SPEAKER_00: Kenny Wayne Shepard.
• 1:16:18
  SPEAKER_00: I saw him open for Van Halen a year ago.
• 1:16:21
  SPEAKER_03: He seems to always end up on big tours.
• 1:16:24
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 1:16:25
  SPEAKER_03: Understand why.
• 1:16:26
  SPEAKER_03: As far as I know, he had the one song that was a hit.
• 1:16:33
  SPEAKER_03: But noodle guys love him.
• 1:16:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say $40,000.
• 1:16:37
  SPEAKER_02: A little high.
• 1:16:38
  SPEAKER_03: $30,000?
• 1:16:39
  SPEAKER_00: $25,000 to $35,000.
• 1:16:42
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:16:45
  SPEAKER_00: Tribute Act.
• 1:16:48
  SPEAKER_00: Led Zeppelin 2.
• 1:16:51
  SPEAKER_03: Seen them.
• 1:16:57
  SPEAKER_03: They're actually endorsed by Jimmy Page.
• 1:17:04
  SPEAKER_03: $25,000.
• 1:17:06
  SPEAKER_03: Way high.
• 1:17:07
  SPEAKER_03: Way high?
• 1:17:08
  SPEAKER_03: Way high.
• 1:17:10
  SPEAKER_03: And I guess I got fucked on $30 tickets.
• 1:17:15
  SPEAKER_03: Um, 15?
• 1:17:16
  SPEAKER_00: Still too high.
• 1:17:18
  SPEAKER_03: 10?
• 1:17:18
  SPEAKER_00: 10 grand.
• 1:17:20
  SPEAKER_02: Boy,
• 1:17:21
  SPEAKER_02: House of Blues took me.
• 1:17:24
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:17:25
  SPEAKER_00: Another 80s band?
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:17:29
  SPEAKER_00: Living Color.
• 1:17:32
  SPEAKER_03: Look in my eyes.
• 1:17:35
  SPEAKER_03: Now, they had songs, but I don't know if they were hits.
• 1:17:38
  SPEAKER_03: I personally love them.
• 1:17:40
  SPEAKER_03: I think they're one of the most underrated bands out of the whole 80s scene.
• 1:17:43
  SPEAKER_03: I loved that band.
• 1:17:46
  SPEAKER_03: That said, most people know Cult of Personality, and that's it.
• 1:17:50
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe Stain.
• 1:17:54
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:17:58
  SPEAKER_03: 15 grand.
• 1:18:01
  SPEAKER_02: Just a little low.
• 1:18:02
  SPEAKER_03: A little low, 20?
• 1:18:03
  SPEAKER_00: 20 grand.
• 1:18:05
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:18:05
  SPEAKER_00: That makes sense.
• 1:18:08
  SPEAKER_00: A band that made their popularity from a movie soundtrack, Los Lobos.
• 1:18:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Christ.
• 1:18:16
  SPEAKER_02: They're still alive?
• 1:18:18
  SPEAKER_02: Apparently.
• 1:18:19
  SPEAKER_02: Los Lobos.
• 1:18:21
  SPEAKER_00: Los Lobos.
• 1:18:22
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:18:24
  SPEAKER_03: Now.
• 1:18:25
  SPEAKER_03: La Bamba.
• 1:18:28
  SPEAKER_03: That would be the reason.
• 1:18:29
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
• 1:18:30
  SPEAKER_03: What was the other song they had?
• 1:18:31
  SPEAKER_03: They had one more.
• 1:18:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:18:35
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even remember it.
• 1:18:35
  SPEAKER_03: They had one more.
• 1:18:38
  SPEAKER_03: Obviously, they're going to do well in the Mexican market.
• 1:18:44
  SPEAKER_03: I still can't see more than 15 grand.
• 1:18:46
  SPEAKER_03: You'd be low.
• 1:18:48
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 1:18:50
  SPEAKER_02: 25.
• 1:18:50
  SPEAKER_02: 25 to 35.
• 1:18:51
  SPEAKER_03: Or one fucking song.
• 1:18:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:18:56
  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_00: A band whose lead singer blew up like a blimp.
• 1:19:05
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:19:05
  SPEAKER_00: Loverboy.
• 1:19:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:07
  SPEAKER_00: Mike Reno.
• 1:19:09
  SPEAKER_00: That commercial, that car commercial that he does with that guy?
• 1:19:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:19:16
  SPEAKER_00: Disturbing.
• 1:19:17
  SPEAKER_03: It is.
• 1:19:18
  SPEAKER_03: You'd never know that that's Loverboy.
• 1:19:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's just disturbing.
• 1:19:22
  SPEAKER_02: Would have been good if they did it on a boat, though.
• 1:19:25
  SPEAKER_02: Just for obvious reasons.
• 1:19:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:19:26
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:19:28
  SPEAKER_03: Loverboy.
• 1:19:30
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:19:31
  SPEAKER_03: As much as me and you.
• 1:19:33
  SPEAKER_03: Don't like Loverboy.
• 1:19:34
  SPEAKER_03: There's no arguing that they did have hits.
• 1:19:37
  SPEAKER_03: They did have hits.
• 1:19:39
  SPEAKER_03: They had a bunch of them.
• 1:19:40
  SPEAKER_03: They had at least 10.
• 1:19:42
  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 1:19:43
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody's working for the weekend, baby.
• 1:19:46
  SPEAKER_03: Kid is hot tonight.
• 1:19:48
  SPEAKER_03: When it's over.
• 1:19:50
  SPEAKER_03: Hot Girls in Love.
• 1:19:53
  SPEAKER_03: Loving every minute of it.
• 1:19:55
  SPEAKER_03: This could be the night.
• 1:19:56
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I'm just naming these off the top of my head.
• 1:19:57
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:19:58
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I didn't even go to Spotify to find those.
• 1:20:01
  SPEAKER_03: Those are just off the top of my head.
• 1:20:02
  SPEAKER_03: So.
• 1:20:03
  SPEAKER_03: Loverboy had a lot of hits, which will bring a lot of asses.
• 1:20:09
  SPEAKER_03: And I got to think that they are easily $30,000
• 1:20:14
  SPEAKER_03: plus a $10,000 stipend for catering.
• 1:20:19
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you're a little high.
• 1:20:20
  SPEAKER_00: It's $20,000 to $25,000.
• 1:20:22
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:20:24
  SPEAKER_03: That seems a little low, doesn't it?
• 1:20:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it does seem a little low.
• 1:20:27
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe they stink live.
• 1:20:28
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 1:20:30
  SPEAKER_00: All right,
• 1:20:30
  SPEAKER_00: here's a guy whose band is still touring under the original name,
• 1:20:34
  SPEAKER_00: and he's out on his own, Lou Graham.
• 1:20:37
  SPEAKER_00: Lou Graham.
• 1:20:45
  SPEAKER_03: Does his price include or not include a teleprompter with big print?
• 1:20:53
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't say?
• 1:20:54
  SPEAKER_02: Does not say.
• 1:20:55
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:20:57
  SPEAKER_03: Obviously, Foreigner.
• 1:20:58
  SPEAKER_03: Had fucking 30 hits.
• 1:21:01
  SPEAKER_03: And how much was Foreigner, do you remember?
• 1:21:03
  SPEAKER_00: They were 65.
• 1:21:05
  SPEAKER_03: 65?
• 1:21:07
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta think Lou is 25.
• 1:21:08
  SPEAKER_00: You're dead on.
• 1:21:10
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 1:21:11
  SPEAKER_00: 25.
• 1:21:12
  SPEAKER_00: Another band who continues on without this guy and he's doing his own thing.
• 1:21:17
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:21:18
  SPEAKER_00: Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad.
• 1:21:22
  SPEAKER_00: How much was
• 1:21:24
  SPEAKER_03: Grand Funk
• 1:21:24
  SPEAKER_00: making?
• 1:21:25
  SPEAKER_00: I think they were like Here real quick, Grand Funk, where are we at here?
• 1:21:30
  SPEAKER_00: Grand Funk, we're at 30 to 35.
• 1:21:31
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say same money for Mark Farner.
• 1:21:35
  SPEAKER_02: Nah.
• 1:21:36
  SPEAKER_02: No?
• 1:21:36
  SPEAKER_02: Nah.
• 1:21:38
  SPEAKER_02: 10 G's.
• 1:21:40
  SPEAKER_00: Mark Farner would be 15 to 20.
• 1:21:46
  SPEAKER_02: We could almost get him.
• 1:21:47
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:21:50
  SPEAKER_00: Here's a band.
• 1:21:50
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know if they have any original members still.
• 1:21:54
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, we had one member on the show here one time as a favor.
• 1:22:01
  SPEAKER_00: Marshall Tucker Band.
• 1:22:03
  SPEAKER_00: Who did we have from the Marshall Tucker Band?
• 1:22:07
  SPEAKER_00: I think you did a favor for a publicist or something.
• 1:22:10
  SPEAKER_00: We had somebody from the Marshall Tucker Band or something.
• 1:22:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't remember.
• 1:22:15
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even remember that.
• 1:22:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not saying it didn't happen because I don't remember last week.
• 1:22:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this was years ago.
• 1:22:22
  SPEAKER_03: Marshall Tucker Band.
• 1:22:25
  SPEAKER_03: I can't breathe.
• 1:22:28
  SPEAKER_02: Got to catch a brain now.
• 1:22:31
  SPEAKER_00: Down at the station.
• 1:22:34
  SPEAKER_02: Not a big fan.
• 1:22:37
  SPEAKER_02: 15 grand.
• 1:22:39
  SPEAKER_02: You would be low.
• 1:22:41
  SPEAKER_02: For Marshall Tucker Band?
• 1:22:42
  SPEAKER_02: For the Marshall Tucker Band.
• 1:22:45
  SPEAKER_02: Come on.
• 1:22:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's no wonder the fucking music
• 1:22:48
  SPEAKER_02: business is dead.
• 1:22:50
  SPEAKER_03: Why are they paying these kind of prices?
• 1:22:52
  SPEAKER_00: Well, these are their asking prices.
• 1:22:54
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know that they're getting it, but that's what they're asking for.
• 1:22:57
  SPEAKER_03: Well, in that case,
• 1:22:58
  SPEAKER_03: he could ask for $30,000 and fucking settle for $2,000 and a fucking six-pack
• 1:23:02
  SPEAKER_03: of Mountain Dew.
• 1:23:03
  SPEAKER_03: Could be.
• 1:23:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say $25,000, then.
• 1:23:07
  SPEAKER_02: $25,000 to $30,000.
• 1:23:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's ridiculous for the Marshall Tucker Band.
• 1:23:11
  SPEAKER_03: That's just flat...
• 1:23:15
  SPEAKER_03: Forget yourself for a minute.
• 1:23:16
  SPEAKER_03: Forget me for a minute.
• 1:23:17
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:23:18
  SPEAKER_03: In the last 40 years of your life, 40 years, have you ever had a conversation once about music?
• 1:23:27
  SPEAKER_03: One time where the Marshall Tucker Band was referenced?
• 1:23:31
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:23:32
  SPEAKER_03: Never!
• 1:23:34
  SPEAKER_03: There's no fucking way the Marshall Tucker Band should be getting $25,000.
• 1:23:40
  SPEAKER_03: I literally cannot...
• 1:23:42
  SPEAKER_03: I can't think of times with my dad or his friends or old guys or anybody
• 1:23:48
  SPEAKER_03: where there's like, you know who would be great?
• 1:23:50
  SPEAKER_03: The fucking Marshall Tucker Band, man.
• 1:23:53
  SPEAKER_03: Let me see if I got the eight track in my box.
• 1:23:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no.
• 1:23:57
  SPEAKER_03: No one remembers the fucking Marshall Tucker Band.
• 1:24:01
  SPEAKER_03: What was their hit?
• 1:24:02
  SPEAKER_03: Can't you see?
• 1:24:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I can't see.
• 1:24:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's one song that most people don't even think is them.
• 1:24:08
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 1:24:08
  SPEAKER_02: Most people thought that that was Leonard Skinner'd.
• 1:24:11
  SPEAKER_02: Either that or the Allman Brothers.
• 1:24:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they didn't even think it was fucking the Marshall Tucker Band.
• 1:24:16
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 1:24:17
  SPEAKER_02: Stop it.
• 1:24:19
  SPEAKER_02: 25 grand.
• 1:24:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's retarded.
• 1:24:20
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:24:21
  SPEAKER_02: Mickey Dolenz of the Monkees.
• 1:24:25
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
• 1:24:26
  SPEAKER_03: Mickey Dolenz of the Monkees.
• 1:24:28
  SPEAKER_03: So he's doing like a Monkees tribute?
• 1:24:30
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
• 1:24:32
  SPEAKER_00: They did the Monkees 50th anniversary tour, but Mickey Dolenz also tours with his own solo band.
• 1:24:38
  SPEAKER_03: Does he play monkeys tunes?
• 1:24:40
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 1:24:40
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what he plays.
• 1:24:43
  SPEAKER_00: I would assume he does, but I don't know.
• 1:24:45
  SPEAKER_03: See, I actually have two friends that are fucking ridiculously crazy about the monkeys.
• 1:24:51
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:24:52
  SPEAKER_03: My friend, and you probably know both.
• 1:24:54
  SPEAKER_03: Stephanie is one of them.
• 1:24:56
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:24:57
  SPEAKER_03: Loves the fucking monkeys.
• 1:24:58
  SPEAKER_03: And the other one, I think you might know too.
• 1:25:00
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know Corey Roddick from WMMS?
• 1:25:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I do.
• 1:25:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I do.
• 1:25:03
  SPEAKER_00: I've seen him in pictures of the monkey mobile.
• 1:25:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:25:07
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, they're wild about the monkeys.
• 1:25:09
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:25:10
  SPEAKER_03: So I got to think that there's other people like that.
• 1:25:14
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say Mickey Dolenz, if he's playing monkeys tunes, 30 grand.
• 1:25:18
  SPEAKER_00: That's a little high, but in the ballpark, 20 to 25.
• 1:25:21
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:25:22
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:25:23
  SPEAKER_00: Makes sense.
• 1:25:24
  SPEAKER_00: Here's another faceless band.
• 1:25:26
  SPEAKER_00: Again, I don't know if there's even any original members.
• 1:25:29
  SPEAKER_00: And I was wrong about the Marshall Tucker Band having a guest on the show.
• 1:25:33
  SPEAKER_00: It's this band we had a guest on the show.
• 1:25:35
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:25:36
  SPEAKER_00: Molly Hatchet.
• 1:25:37
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:40
  SPEAKER_03: Molly Hatchet with that.
• 1:25:42
  SPEAKER_03: I remember that.
• 1:25:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:25:44
  SPEAKER_02: What was their song?
• 1:25:45
  SPEAKER_03: Flirting with Disaster.
• 1:25:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's the only song I know.
• 1:25:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's the only one I know, too.
• 1:25:50
  SPEAKER_03: Um...
• 1:25:52
  SPEAKER_03: Lousy Band.
• 1:25:54
  SPEAKER_03: I never thought they were very good.
• 1:25:57
  SPEAKER_03: Um...
• 1:26:00
  SPEAKER_03: But they get that Southern Rock thing going.
• 1:26:03
  SPEAKER_03: And it's,
• 1:26:04
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 1:26:04
  SPEAKER_03: any fare that can't afford like Leonard Skinner or 38 Special might go to them.
• 1:26:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say $25,000.
• 1:26:11
  SPEAKER_03: You're
• 1:26:12
  SPEAKER_00: way high.
• 1:26:13
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 1:26:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:26:15
  SPEAKER_03: $10,000?
• 1:26:16
  SPEAKER_00: $12,000 to $15,000.
• 1:26:18
  SPEAKER_03: See?
• 1:26:19
  SPEAKER_03: Now that would be a good call.
• 1:26:21
  SPEAKER_03: You know that's how it goes, too.
• 1:26:22
  SPEAKER_03: If you're booking your summer festival, you call fucking Leonard Skinner.
• 1:26:26
  SPEAKER_03: They tell you $250,000.
• 1:26:28
  SPEAKER_03: You're like, nah, no thanks.
• 1:26:30
  SPEAKER_03: So then you call 38 Special and they were what, 75?
• 1:26:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:26:34
  SPEAKER_03: Like that?
• 1:26:36
  SPEAKER_03: You call them and you can't afford them and then you call the Molly Hatch and like,
• 1:26:39
  SPEAKER_03: yeah, 10 G's, fuck yeah, we could add Fog Hatch to this.
• 1:26:42
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 1:26:43
  SPEAKER_03: This is going to rock.
• 1:26:45
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:26:47
  SPEAKER_00: Here's one that's a guilty pleasure of yours, I think.
• 1:26:50
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:26:51
  SPEAKER_00: Morris Day in the motherfucking time.
• 1:26:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm right.
• 1:26:56
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing wrong with the time, man.
• 1:26:58
  SPEAKER_03: Morris Day and the Time.
• 1:27:01
  SPEAKER_03: But I was told they got rid of the guy that holds the fucking mirror.
• 1:27:06
  SPEAKER_03: So they got a fake guy doing that.
• 1:27:08
  SPEAKER_03: Jerome.
• 1:27:09
  SPEAKER_03: Jerome, yeah.
• 1:27:10
  SPEAKER_03: They got a fake Jerome.
• 1:27:11
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 1:27:12
  SPEAKER_03: But I don't think most people would care.
• 1:27:15
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to say for Morris Day and the Time,
• 1:27:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say Prince Dian had to add some dollars.
• 1:27:22
  SPEAKER_02: 30 grand.
• 1:27:23
  SPEAKER_02: Close.
• 1:27:23
  SPEAKER_02: 20 to 25.
• 1:27:24
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:27:25
  SPEAKER_02: Not bad.
• 1:27:27
  SPEAKER_02: Good living.
• 1:27:27
  SPEAKER_03: Again, another one, what, two hits wonder?
• 1:27:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:27:31
  SPEAKER_00: Not bad.
• 1:27:32
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:27:33
  SPEAKER_00: Here's a band that I think only has two original members because I think two of
• 1:27:38
  SPEAKER_00: the other guys are dead.
• 1:27:39
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I know for a fact one of them is dead.
• 1:27:42
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:27:43
  SPEAKER_00: Met them.
• 1:27:44
  SPEAKER_00: Very nice guys.
• 1:27:46
  SPEAKER_00: Nazareth.
• 1:27:48
  SPEAKER_00: Nazareth.
• 1:27:53
  SPEAKER_03: Got some push when Guns did their song.
• 1:28:00
  SPEAKER_03: Still get classic rock play, I think, don't they?
• 1:28:03
  SPEAKER_00: Love Hurts.
• 1:28:05
  SPEAKER_03: Love Hurts, and now you're messing with Son of a Bitch?
• 1:28:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:28:10
  SPEAKER_02: Say 20 grand.
• 1:28:11
  SPEAKER_02: Close, 25.
• 1:28:13
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:28:14
  SPEAKER_02: The Nelson Brothers.
• 1:28:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, my God.
• 1:28:17
  SPEAKER_02: Nelson.
• 1:28:18
  SPEAKER_03: Nelson Brothers?
• 1:28:20
  SPEAKER_03: Tell you what, I'll give them my garbage can full of bottles and cans.
• 1:28:25
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I'll give them.
• 1:28:28
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ, the Nelson Brothers had what, two hits?
• 1:28:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they had two hits.
• 1:28:33
  SPEAKER_02: Love and Affection, and I don't even know what the other one was.
• 1:28:36
  SPEAKER_02: What was the name of their album, Before the Rain or something?
• 1:28:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, After the Rain, yeah.
• 1:28:40
  SPEAKER_00: After the Rain, yeah.
• 1:28:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 1:28:47
  SPEAKER_03: Five grand.
• 1:28:49
  SPEAKER_00: You would be incorrect.
• 1:28:51
  SPEAKER_03: Way low?
• 1:28:53
  SPEAKER_00: You're a third low.
• 1:28:55
  SPEAKER_03: Fifteen?
• 1:28:56
  SPEAKER_00: Fifteen to twenty.
• 1:28:59
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't we interview them at some point?
• 1:29:01
  SPEAKER_00: We did.
• 1:29:02
  SPEAKER_00: We've had Gunner on the show, I think, right?
• 1:29:05
  SPEAKER_03: I think, and I asked him about his death.
• 1:29:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:29:10
  SPEAKER_00: What a dick.
• 1:29:11
  SPEAKER_00: Or Matthew.
• 1:29:11
  SPEAKER_00: I think we had Matthew.
• 1:29:13
  SPEAKER_03: Matthew,
• 1:29:13
  SPEAKER_00: not Gunner.
• 1:29:14
  SPEAKER_00: Matthew Nelson, yeah.
• 1:29:16
  SPEAKER_00: All right, here's a band that you've seen and you enjoy and you like.
• 1:29:19
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:29:20
  SPEAKER_00: Night Ranger.
• 1:29:22
  SPEAKER_00: Night Ranger.
• 1:29:23
  SPEAKER_03: Still kick ass live.
• 1:29:25
  SPEAKER_03: And they bring people.
• 1:29:28
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I'm sorry, Bobby Blotzer brings people.
• 1:29:31
  SPEAKER_03: They tag on.
• 1:29:32
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 1:29:37
  SPEAKER_02: I got to say $40,000.
• 1:29:39
  SPEAKER_02: You'd be high.
• 1:29:41
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 1:29:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:29:43
  SPEAKER_00: $30,000?
• 1:29:45
  SPEAKER_00: $25,000 to $30,000.
• 1:29:46
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:29:48
  SPEAKER_03: I definitely would have thought they were a bigger draw than that.
• 1:29:50
  SPEAKER_03: Because they had 10 hits.
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  SPEAKER_03: Night Ranger had at least 10 songs that
• 1:30:34
  SPEAKER_00: were hits, didn't they?
• 1:30:35
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe they want to continue working and not ask some ridiculous amount of Yeah,
• 1:30:40
  SPEAKER_03: that could be it too because they're another band that never does stop touring.
• 1:30:42
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:30:44
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:30:45
  SPEAKER_00: Another band I know nothing about.
• 1:30:47
  SPEAKER_00: I know the name.
• 1:30:49
  SPEAKER_00: I guess they were popular in the 70s and I don't even know who was a member.
• 1:30:54
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:30:55
  SPEAKER_00: The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.
• 1:30:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Jesus.
• 1:31:03
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 1:31:03
  SPEAKER_03: Let me look and see what their songs were.
• 1:31:07
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know this.
• 1:31:08
  SPEAKER_03: Fishing in the Dark?
• 1:31:12
  SPEAKER_03: Play that.
• 1:31:12
  SPEAKER_03: Look that up real quick.
• 1:31:14
  SPEAKER_00: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.
• 1:31:15
  SPEAKER_03: That's 13 million plays.
• 1:31:17
  SPEAKER_03: It's got to be something we know.
• 1:31:18
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:31:21
  SPEAKER_00: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.
• 1:31:23
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:31:24
  SPEAKER_00: Got that.
• 1:31:26
  SPEAKER_00: Fishing in the Dark.
• 1:31:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:31:28
  SPEAKER_00: Let's play some of that.
• 1:31:29
  SPEAKER_00: Let's find out what that is.
• 1:31:44
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know this song.
• 1:31:46
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know it either.
• 1:31:50
  SPEAKER_01: I kind of like it.
• 1:31:51
  SPEAKER_01: I do know Mr. Bojangles, though.
• 1:31:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but
• 1:32:09
  SPEAKER_00: That's not their original song.
• 1:32:11
  SPEAKER_00: They've released it twice.
• 1:32:12
  SPEAKER_00: They've got a 2001 remaster and the original.
• 1:32:16
  SPEAKER_00: I guarantee you,
• 1:32:16
  SPEAKER_03: if you play it,
• 1:32:17
  SPEAKER_03: it's going to be some kind of fucking hillbilly fucking version of it.
• 1:32:21
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
• 1:32:22
  I
• 1:32:27
  SPEAKER_01: knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you.
• 1:32:34
  SPEAKER_01: Worn-out shoes, silver hair and ragged shirt and baggy pants.
• 1:32:43
  SPEAKER_01: He did the old soft shoe.
• 1:32:48
  SPEAKER_01: He jumped so high.
• 1:32:51
  SPEAKER_01: He jumped so high.
• 1:32:55
  SPEAKER_01: And then he lied to the touchdown.
• 1:33:01
  SPEAKER_03: They did a good job of it.
• 1:33:03
  SPEAKER_02: That's not terrible.
• 1:33:04
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know Cadillac Ranch?
• 1:33:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's a Springsteen tune, isn't it?
• 1:33:08
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:33:09
  SPEAKER_02: I think so.
• 1:33:26
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know that one.
• 1:33:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's a Springsteen cover.
• 1:33:28
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:33:29
  SPEAKER_01: From the river.
• 1:33:30
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:33:30
  SPEAKER_01: Well, anyway, what do you think nitty gritty dirt band commands?
• 1:33:59
  SPEAKER_03: Based on that, I would say, I don't know, a bag of mulch.
• 1:34:05
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm going to guess $10,000.
• 1:34:09
  SPEAKER_02: You'd be low.
• 1:34:11
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
• 1:34:12
  SPEAKER_02: $15,000?
• 1:34:12
  SPEAKER_02: You'd still be low.
• 1:34:14
  SPEAKER_02: $20,000?
• 1:34:15
  SPEAKER_02: Still low.
• 1:34:16
  SPEAKER_00: Come on!
• 1:34:18
  SPEAKER_00: $25,000.
• 1:34:23
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know any of their songs.
• 1:34:25
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 1:34:27
  SPEAKER_00: All right, this next one, I think you know these guys.
• 1:34:29
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, they had TV shows.
• 1:34:31
  SPEAKER_00: They had a pretty big following mostly in the 70s and the 80s.
• 1:34:37
  SPEAKER_03: Hold on before you go to that.
• 1:34:38
  SPEAKER_03: You know me with music, right?
• 1:34:42
  SPEAKER_03: Wouldn't you think that I would know one song?
• 1:34:45
  SPEAKER_03: I know every fucking band.
• 1:34:48
  SPEAKER_03: Honestly, $25,000 and I don't know one song from the band?
• 1:34:54
  SPEAKER_03: That seems odd.
• 1:34:55
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 1:34:56
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 1:34:57
  SPEAKER_00: All right, go ahead.
• 1:34:59
  SPEAKER_00: Well, these guys had TV careers, many late-night shows.
• 1:35:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:35:06
  SPEAKER_00: Still out there playing.
• 1:35:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oak Ridge Boys.
• 1:35:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, now they...
• 1:35:14
  SPEAKER_03: Is it still the original guys?
• 1:35:15
  SPEAKER_03: Do we have any idea?
• 1:35:16
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's the original dudes.
• 1:35:23
  SPEAKER_03: Man, they were fucking really big for a minute.
• 1:35:26
  SPEAKER_03: In the early 80s?
• 1:35:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:35:29
  SPEAKER_03: They were really big.
• 1:35:30
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:35:31
  SPEAKER_03: Like Rolling Stones type big for what they do.
• 1:35:36
  SPEAKER_03: Weren't they?
• 1:35:37
  SPEAKER_03: Like in that same enormousness.
• 1:35:42
  SPEAKER_03: I got to think 60 grand.
• 1:35:45
  SPEAKER_02: You would be high.
• 1:35:47
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 1:35:49
  SPEAKER_02: 50?
• 1:35:50
  SPEAKER_02: Still high.
• 1:35:51
  SPEAKER_03: 30?
• 1:35:52
  SPEAKER_03: 35 to 40.
• 1:35:55
  SPEAKER_03: Quite a long fall down, huh?
• 1:35:56
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 1:35:57
  SPEAKER_02: What was their hit?
• 1:35:58
  SPEAKER_02: Wee-bop-a-loo-bop-a-boo-bop-a-bow-bow.
• 1:36:03
  SPEAKER_02: Giddy-up-a-boo-bop-a-boo-bop-a-bow-bow.
• 1:36:07
  SPEAKER_02: Ha-ho-silver.
• 1:36:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:36:12
  SPEAKER_03: I thought they were bigger than that.
• 1:36:14
  SPEAKER_03: I thought they were in the same plane as, like, Kenny Rogers and stuff like that.
• 1:36:18
  SPEAKER_03: You would think.
• 1:36:19
  SPEAKER_00: You would think.
• 1:36:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:36:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:36:21
  SPEAKER_00: They were about as big like Alabama.
• 1:36:24
  SPEAKER_00: Remember Alabama?
• 1:36:25
  SPEAKER_03: Alabama was huge too.
• 1:36:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:36:28
  SPEAKER_03: 18 wheels rolling, rolling on that highway sun or something.
• 1:36:34
  SPEAKER_03: We used to have in our gym at lunch, they used to have this jukebox.
• 1:36:38
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:36:39
  SPEAKER_03: And we had one fucking kid that liked country in the whole fucking school.
• 1:36:44
  SPEAKER_03: And he would just pump this fucking jukebox with his lunch money every fucking day
• 1:36:49
  SPEAKER_03: and play Alabama.
• 1:36:51
  SPEAKER_03: Same fucking song every goddamn day, 14 times during lunch.
• 1:36:55
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:36:56
  SPEAKER_03: We wanted to beat this fucking kid's ass.
• 1:36:59
  SPEAKER_03: You fucking cunt, stop putting your money in the jukebox.
• 1:37:02
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:37:03
  SPEAKER_00: Asshole.
• 1:37:04
  SPEAKER_00: Now Chris does it when he goes to strange bars and he fires up the jukebox through his phone.
• 1:37:09
  SPEAKER_03: Ironically, I became the asshole I hated.
• 1:37:12
  SPEAKER_00: You became that guy.
• 1:37:14
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 1:37:16
  SPEAKER_00: All right, and one last band on the list.
• 1:37:19
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:37:20
  SPEAKER_02: ZZ Top.
• 1:37:22
  SPEAKER_03: Now they have to be making money.
• 1:37:25
  SPEAKER_03: ZZ Top has a million fucking songs that are hits.
• 1:37:30
  SPEAKER_03: The only negative to them is they play about 12 minutes for a fucking concert.
• 1:37:38
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say $100,000.
• 1:37:41
  SPEAKER_02: You would be just slightly low.
• 1:37:44
  SPEAKER_02: All right, what, $110,000?
• 1:37:46
  SPEAKER_02: Still low.
• 1:37:48
  SPEAKER_02: 120?
• 1:37:48
  SPEAKER_02: Still low.
• 1:37:50
  SPEAKER_02: 130?
• 1:37:50
  SPEAKER_02: 125 to 150.
• 1:37:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I didn't say anything.
• 1:37:55
  SPEAKER_03: But they'll sell 15,000 seats, won't they?
• 1:38:00
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, easily.
• 1:38:01
  SPEAKER_03: So I would think ZZ Top, they're not on the bullshit scene.
• 1:38:06
  SPEAKER_03: They're on like the fucking Gundarina scene.
• 1:38:10
  SPEAKER_03: Aren't they?
• 1:38:10
  SPEAKER_03: Are they that big or not
• 1:38:11
  SPEAKER_02: quite that big?
• 1:38:15
  SPEAKER_02: I think that they still do well.
• 1:38:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think that they probably do.
• 1:38:19
  SPEAKER_03: Don't you think they do like 10,000 a night?
• 1:38:21
  SPEAKER_03: Easily.
• 1:38:22
  SPEAKER_03: 1,000 people?
• 1:38:23
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:38:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was going to say, wow, how does ZZ Top end up on that list?
• 1:38:29
  SPEAKER_03: You have all these fucking shitbag bands and then ZZ Top.
• 1:38:32
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's what's available for this particular promoter.
• 1:38:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 1:38:38
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:38:39
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to get too in-depth at who this belongs to and stuff
• 1:38:42
  SPEAKER_00: because our producer sent this to me.
• 1:38:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, no.
• 1:38:46
  SPEAKER_03: We don't want to sell anybody out, but wow.
• 1:38:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:38:52
  SPEAKER_03: Well, good on
• 1:38:53
  SPEAKER_00: some of those bands.
• 1:38:53
  SPEAKER_00: Jeez.
• 1:38:55
  SPEAKER_00: So you want to hear some of the comments about some of these bands the promoter has
• 1:39:01
  SPEAKER_00: for the Chicagoland area of people who might consider hiring these people?
• 1:39:07
  SPEAKER_00: Where are these comments posted or from?
• 1:39:09
  SPEAKER_00: They're from the promoter.
• 1:39:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, the comments that the promoter offered for these numbers?
• 1:39:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:39:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I do.
• 1:39:21
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:39:22
  SPEAKER_00: And then we'll wrap up the segment.
• 1:39:23
  SPEAKER_00: I know it's run long, but it's been fun.
• 1:39:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, whatever.
• 1:39:27
  SPEAKER_00: Bret Michaels.
• 1:39:29
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck off.
• 1:39:29
  SPEAKER_00: His 45 to 50K.
• 1:39:34
  SPEAKER_00: The promoter says,
• 1:39:35
  SPEAKER_00: I highly suggest returning Brett to Arlington as it's been four years
• 1:39:39
  SPEAKER_00: and we did quite well with him last time in 2013.
• 1:39:45
  SPEAKER_00: It has proven to be successful with some of these blockbuster artists
• 1:39:49
  SPEAKER_00: as we can compare our success with three bookings of Dennis the Young
• 1:39:53
  SPEAKER_00: and all three concerts retained good attendance.
• 1:39:56
  SPEAKER_00: Brett Cost is still $50,000,
• 1:39:59
  SPEAKER_00: but I feel we may be able to sneak another $45,000 as the last time.
• 1:40:04
  SPEAKER_00: So we might be able to cut him by $5,000.
• 1:40:07
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, nice.
• 1:40:09
  SPEAKER_00: Hale and Kill Caller, you're on the air.
• 1:40:11
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, what's up, guys?
• 1:40:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's John, man.
• 1:40:13
  SPEAKER_01: How's it going, Neely?
• 1:40:14
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, John, what's up?
• 1:40:15
  SPEAKER_01: What's up with you?
• 1:40:17
  SPEAKER_01: Not too much.
• 1:40:18
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you for ripping me earlier tonight about the whole Ronda thing.
• 1:40:26
  SPEAKER_01: I called in real quick.
• 1:40:27
  SPEAKER_01: You guys were talking about what bands make and stuff like that.
• 1:40:30
  SPEAKER_01: You just talked about ZZ Top making like $100,000.
• 1:40:33
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know where they played in Cleveland last?
• 1:40:36
  SPEAKER_01: And I actually just looked this up to verify it.
• 1:40:38
  SPEAKER_03: Where?
• 1:40:39
  SPEAKER_01: At the Rock At the Rocksino.
• 1:40:41
  SPEAKER_01: So if they're making $125,000,
• 1:40:42
  SPEAKER_01: their last show in Cleveland literally was at the Hard Rock Rocksino.
• 1:40:49
  SPEAKER_03: That sounds about right,
• 1:40:50
  SPEAKER_03: though, because if I remember, those tickets were like $120,000 a ticket.
• 1:40:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but dude, that place only holds like 2,000 people.
• 1:40:57
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how they're making that money back.
• 1:41:00
  SPEAKER_03: Times $120,000
• 1:41:01
  SPEAKER_01: a ticket.
• 1:41:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but where's the profit, man?
• 1:41:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like, at $120,000 a ticket...
• 1:41:07
  SPEAKER_03: You know where the profit is?
• 1:41:09
  SPEAKER_03: It's out on the floor dumping it into those fucking dumbass slot machines
• 1:41:13
  SPEAKER_03: and $8 drinks
• 1:41:14
  SPEAKER_00: and $30 sandwiches.
• 1:41:16
  SPEAKER_00: The casinos aren't trying to make money on the acts.
• 1:41:18
  SPEAKER_00: They're just trying to get people through the door.
• 1:41:20
  SPEAKER_00: If they break even on the show, then it's a win for them.
• 1:41:24
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think they're breaking even, though?
• 1:41:26
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, Chris, what do you think Slash was making?
• 1:41:32
  SPEAKER_01: Slash as a solo act, and that was sold out.
• 1:41:35
  SPEAKER_01: We went there, what, twice?
• 1:41:37
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it was a sold-out show,
• 1:41:40
  SPEAKER_01: but I mean,
• 1:41:41
  SPEAKER_01: yeah, I was going to say, it can't be more than half of what Easy Top was making.
• 1:41:47
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, even at the casino,
• 1:41:49
  SPEAKER_01: wouldn't you think that $125,000 is a little bit high for a place like the Roxino?
• 1:41:56
  SPEAKER_03: But I don't think so, because the tickets were high.
• 1:42:00
  SPEAKER_03: The tickets were expensive.
• 1:42:01
  SPEAKER_03: Even if the tickets were...
• 1:42:05
  SPEAKER_03: Say $70 for ZZ Top.
• 1:42:08
  SPEAKER_03: People will pay that to see them in a small room like that.
• 1:42:11
  SPEAKER_03: So even if it was $70,
• 1:42:12
  SPEAKER_03: if it's $70 a ticket times $2,000 is $140,000, right there, that's $140,000.
• 1:42:20
  SPEAKER_03: That more than covers.
• 1:42:22
  SPEAKER_03: And then you got half of those people.
• 1:42:25
  SPEAKER_03: So you got 2,000 people.
• 1:42:27
  SPEAKER_03: 1,500 of them will buy an $8 drink, if not three or four.
• 1:42:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's the first thing.
• 1:42:33
  SPEAKER_03: So that's going to be,
• 1:42:34
  SPEAKER_03: just on booze,
• 1:42:35
  SPEAKER_03: you're going to make another $100,000, plus whatever people dump into the machines.
• 1:42:46
  SPEAKER_03: You're going to make half a million dollars off of a ZZ Top.
• 1:42:51
  SPEAKER_03: Neely, am I wrong?
• 1:42:52
  SPEAKER_03: I would agree with that.
• 1:42:55
  SPEAKER_01: Half a million.
• 1:42:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah,
• 1:42:57
  SPEAKER_00: they're going to pay out $100,000 and they're going to get a return of $400,000
• 1:43:02
  SPEAKER_00: in profit.
• 1:43:06
  SPEAKER_01: You really think it's that high?
• 1:43:08
  SPEAKER_01: I do.
• 1:43:09
  SPEAKER_00: I do.
• 1:43:09
  SPEAKER_01: Easily.
• 1:43:12
  SPEAKER_00: Now, do we know that that show sold out?
• 1:43:15
  SPEAKER_00: Of course it sold out.
• 1:43:16
  SPEAKER_00: It's going to sell out.
• 1:43:18
  SPEAKER_03: 2,000 seats?
• 1:43:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:43:21
  SPEAKER_03: I'll put it this way.
• 1:43:22
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, man.
• 1:43:23
  SPEAKER_03: John, I'll put it this way.
• 1:43:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'll just go with the last show that I went to.
• 1:43:27
  SPEAKER_03: Me and Kelly went and saw Jason Bonham at the Roxino.
• 1:43:31
  SPEAKER_03: It was a sold-out show.
• 1:43:33
  SPEAKER_03: I bought the tickets instead of doing the hookup.
• 1:43:36
  SPEAKER_03: The tickets were $60 a piece.
• 1:43:38
  SPEAKER_03: So 60 times 2,000 would be $120,000 right there.
• 1:43:45
  SPEAKER_03: We bought dinner, which was another, I don't know, 50, 60, 70 bucks.
• 1:43:50
  SPEAKER_03: You know me in numbers.
• 1:43:51
  SPEAKER_03: I don't look at them that close, but Probably $60, $70.
• 1:43:56
  SPEAKER_03: We bought drinks going in.
• 1:43:59
  SPEAKER_03: Kelly had a couple drinks.
• 1:44:00
  SPEAKER_03: I had a couple drinks.
• 1:44:01
  SPEAKER_03: That was probably $32.
• 1:44:05
  SPEAKER_03: So $32, $70, and $120.
• 1:44:08
  SPEAKER_03: What is that?
• 1:44:10
  SPEAKER_03: $305.
• 1:44:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's about $200 roughly.
• 1:44:13
  SPEAKER_03: That's two people.
• 1:44:14
  SPEAKER_03: So $100 a person times $2,000 average spent before going
• 1:44:20
  SPEAKER_03: and playing one fucking minute of slots.
• 1:44:23
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:44:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I guess the math makes sense.
• 1:44:26
  SPEAKER_03: At a place like that, you're right with the
• 1:44:30
  SPEAKER_01: whole casino atmosphere, I guess.
• 1:44:32
  SPEAKER_01: I just don't see a place holding 2,000 people at a concert venue.
• 1:44:46
  SPEAKER_01: Being able to afford a band that's charging upwards of $120,000.
• 1:44:50
  SPEAKER_01: But I mean, I guess if you're factoring in the whole casino income and stuff like that.
• 1:44:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but they're not some small promoter who's taking money out of their pocket.
• 1:44:58
  SPEAKER_00: That's just a built-in expense.
• 1:45:01
  SPEAKER_03: No, that's true.
• 1:45:03
  SPEAKER_03: John, think of it this way.
• 1:45:05
  SPEAKER_03: There's a band that I know that plays casinos,
• 1:45:07
  SPEAKER_03: and they make like $2,500,
• 1:45:10
  SPEAKER_03: and they draw about like six people singing like outfield songs and whatever.
• 1:45:16
  SPEAKER_03: And the casino doesn't lose money on that.
• 1:45:20
  SPEAKER_01: You know what, though?
• 1:45:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'll bet that band,
• 1:45:22
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 1:45:22
  SPEAKER_01: they might lose a little bit of money because,
• 1:45:24
  SPEAKER_01: like, you know, they have to feed the band.
• 1:45:27
  SPEAKER_01: And, you know, the casino, like, they have the buffet and stuff like that.
• 1:45:31
  SPEAKER_01: And there's got to be one guy in the band that just, like, eats like a horse.
• 1:45:35
  SPEAKER_01: And it's got to eat them out of, like, a couple hundred bucks worth of stuff.
• 1:45:38
  SPEAKER_01: So, I don't know.
• 1:45:42
  SPEAKER_03: And then they say, get out of the crab legs, fatty, and go sing your fucking faggy songs.
• 1:45:47
  SPEAKER_03: See, you know what, dude?
• 1:45:49
  SPEAKER_01: They might do that.
• 1:45:50
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, but now,
• 1:45:52
  SPEAKER_01: if that did happen,
• 1:45:53
  SPEAKER_01: I would have to say,
• 1:45:55
  SPEAKER_01: as a musician myself, that would be kind of rude to treat an artist like that.
• 1:45:59
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, whoever that is,
• 1:46:01
  SPEAKER_01: obviously just need some nourishment before they have to go play their show.
• 1:46:04
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if you're going to play $2,500,
• 1:46:06
  SPEAKER_01: you've got to make sure the guy is completely on his game,
• 1:46:09
  SPEAKER_01: which of course means You know, making sure they're completely nutritionally fed.
• 1:46:17
  SPEAKER_03: What exactly is the art of singing other people's songs?
• 1:46:22
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I wouldn't know.
• 1:46:24
  SPEAKER_01: I personally wouldn't know because I just, you know, I hack other people's songs.
• 1:46:31
  SPEAKER_01: So I don't know if there's art to it, but,
• 1:46:33
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 1:46:34
  SPEAKER_01: I just take a few hundred bucks here and there to just,
• 1:46:36
  SPEAKER_01: like, scream and sound like other people.
• 1:46:38
  SPEAKER_01: But the art of it, you know.
• 1:46:41
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, if you're a musician,
• 1:46:44
  SPEAKER_01: I guess just playing the instruments or singing,
• 1:46:48
  SPEAKER_01: it's got to be, you know, there's got to be art there somewhere.
• 1:46:52
  SPEAKER_03: Me.
• 1:46:53
  SPEAKER_03: They're telling us you got to go, John.
• 1:46:54
  SPEAKER_01: I just need the fucking money.
• 1:46:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:46:56
  SPEAKER_03: Go fuck her.
• 1:46:58
  SPEAKER_03: Get out of here, dickhead.
• 1:47:00
  SPEAKER_01: She's already passed out.
• 1:47:02
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:47:05
  SPEAKER_01: Well, fuck you, pal.
• 1:47:06
  SPEAKER_01: Handjob.
• 1:47:06
  SPEAKER_01: Later.
• 1:47:09
  SPEAKER_03: There goes your buddy.
• 1:47:10
  SPEAKER_03: Not going to do another last week, this week.
• 1:47:12
  SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
• 1:47:14
  SPEAKER_00: All right, comments on Collective Soul, $40,000 to $50,000.
• 1:47:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:47:20
  SPEAKER_00: Playing Summerfest, we had interest in this act for a number of years.
• 1:47:24
  SPEAKER_00: The price was recently reduced.
• 1:47:28
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:47:29
  SPEAKER_00: Creedence Clearwater Revisited.
• 1:47:32
  SPEAKER_00: Although the price tag is up there, this act will fill the park.
• 1:47:37
  SPEAKER_00: No shit.
• 1:47:38
  SPEAKER_00: That's what it says.
• 1:47:40
  SPEAKER_00: No kidding.
• 1:47:42
  SPEAKER_00: Haylen Kilcaller, you're on the air.
• 1:47:45
  SPEAKER_01: There is no art to playing other people's songs, period.
• 1:47:48
  SPEAKER_01: I do it.
• 1:47:49
  SPEAKER_01: I've done it.
• 1:47:50
  SPEAKER_01: I do it all the time as well as writing my own stuff.
• 1:47:52
  SPEAKER_01: There's absolutely no art.
• 1:47:54
  SPEAKER_01: And some of these guys in the cover circuit,
• 1:47:57
  SPEAKER_01: man, they've got such big heads, you'd think they were the Beatles.
• 1:48:03
  SPEAKER_00: Are you lonely tonight, Tim?
• 1:48:04
  SPEAKER_00: Is the wife not keeping you occupied?
• 1:48:09
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 1:48:10
  SPEAKER_01: Haylen Kilcaller.
• 1:48:14
  SPEAKER_00: He's lonely tonight.
• 1:48:15
  SPEAKER_00: I guess.
• 1:48:17
  SPEAKER_00: Original bass player and drummer of this band,
• 1:48:21
  SPEAKER_00: but the lead singer does sound exactly like Fogarty.
• 1:48:25
  SPEAKER_00: To look at the cost from a perspective,
• 1:48:27
  SPEAKER_00: when John Fogarty performs, he gets... Want to take a guess?
• 1:48:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, what Fogarty gets?
• 1:48:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:48:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say 75 grand.
• 1:48:38
  SPEAKER_02: You'd be half.
• 1:48:40
  SPEAKER_03: Half?
• 1:48:40
  SPEAKER_03: He gets 150 grand?
• 1:48:40
  SPEAKER_03: 150K.
• 1:48:41
  SPEAKER_03: No shit.
• 1:48:44
  SPEAKER_00: Shit.
• 1:48:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:48:47
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 1:48:48
  SPEAKER_00: We have shown interest in this act for over 12 years,
• 1:48:50
  SPEAKER_00: but the dates or the costs have not worked out in the past.
• 1:48:55
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:48:55
  SPEAKER_00: The Ides of March.
• 1:48:58
  SPEAKER_00: Who?
• 1:48:59
  SPEAKER_02: Vehicle, baby.
• 1:49:02
  SPEAKER_02: Now I know, but I got to think that's what the promoter thinks.
• 1:49:05
  SPEAKER_02: Who?
• 1:49:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:49:07
  SPEAKER_00: For 10 grand, could be an idea for a low dough or on a short day.
• 1:49:13
  SPEAKER_00: Meaning a Tuesday or something.
• 1:49:15
  SPEAKER_00: Jim Peterick is in the band.
• 1:49:18
  SPEAKER_00: All original members but the trumpet player.
• 1:49:22
  SPEAKER_03: All original members.
• 1:49:23
  SPEAKER_03: How would that matter for a band that nobody knows?
• 1:49:26
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:49:28
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus, really?
• 1:49:30
  SPEAKER_00: Kansas.
• 1:49:33
  SPEAKER_00: Although they raised their cost a bit, we have not had them in a while.
• 1:49:37
  SPEAKER_00: Since 2015, they have had...
• 1:49:40
  SPEAKER_00: A Chicago member in the band replacing Steve Walsh, who is now doing lead vocals.
• 1:49:46
  SPEAKER_00: Always a very strong show.
• 1:49:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:49:50
  SPEAKER_00: Pat Benatar.
• 1:49:52
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't even hear her number.
• 1:49:55
  SPEAKER_00: She wasn't on the list, I don't think, but what do you think Pat Benatar gets?
• 1:50:01
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta think that she's doing 100 plus if fucking Fogarty's doing 150.
• 1:50:06
  SPEAKER_03: No?
• 1:50:06
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:50:09
  SPEAKER_00: She's only getting a third of that.
• 1:50:11
  SPEAKER_01: Stop scrolling.
• 1:50:12
  SPEAKER_01: This is the one.
• 1:50:13
  SPEAKER_01: After five years, Plush is back.
• 1:50:16
  SPEAKER_01: The all-female power trio,
• 1:50:18
  SPEAKER_01: vocalist and guitarist Mariah Formica,
• 1:50:21
  SPEAKER_01: bassist Ashley Supa, and drummer Faith Powell.
• 1:50:24
  SPEAKER_01: Just dropped their first full length since 2021.
• 1:50:29
  SPEAKER_01: Mass hysteria is here.
• 1:50:30
  SPEAKER_01: Raw, loud, unapologetic.
• 1:50:33
  SPEAKER_01: The kind of record that hits like a live show in your chest.
• 1:50:37
  SPEAKER_01: Do not wait.
• 1:50:38
  SPEAKER_01: Click the link at the bottom of the screen or in the description.
• 1:50:42
  SPEAKER_01: And get it now.
• 1:50:45
  SPEAKER_01: 35?
• 1:50:47
  SPEAKER_00: No, a third of 150.
• 1:50:49
  SPEAKER_00: It's 50.
• 1:50:50
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:50:50
  SPEAKER_03: 40 to 50K.
• 1:50:53
  SPEAKER_03: That doesn't seem fair either.
• 1:50:55
  SPEAKER_03: She had them.
• 1:50:56
  SPEAKER_03: See?
• 1:50:56
  SPEAKER_03: The women get paid less, man!
• 1:51:01
  SPEAKER_00: Strong show with many hits.
• 1:51:02
  SPEAKER_00: Her husband, Neil Giraldo, also performs in the band.
• 1:51:06
  SPEAKER_00: My estimation is we will fill the park with this act.
• 1:51:10
  SPEAKER_00: May take some extra work, but I believe it's doable.
• 1:51:13
  SPEAKER_00: Slight price reduction.
• 1:51:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:51:18
  SPEAKER_03: I would go.
• 1:51:19
  SPEAKER_03: Would you go see Pat Benatar live?
• 1:51:20
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:51:21
  SPEAKER_03: Sure, why not?
• 1:51:23
  SPEAKER_02: Rick Springfield.
• 1:51:24
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:51:26
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think he gets?
• 1:51:29
  SPEAKER_02: 100.
• 1:51:30
  SPEAKER_02: Nah.
• 1:51:31
  SPEAKER_02: Not even close?
• 1:51:32
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-uh.
• 1:51:32
  SPEAKER_02: Half.
• 1:51:34
  SPEAKER_02: 50?
• 1:51:35
  SPEAKER_00: 40 to 50.
• 1:51:36
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
• 1:51:37
  SPEAKER_00: We all know the drill on this one.
• 1:51:39
  SPEAKER_00: Although Rick's numbers have gone up a bit,
• 1:51:41
  SPEAKER_00: it is still a great show and the attendance speaks for itself.
• 1:51:45
  SPEAKER_03: See, and that one,
• 1:51:47
  SPEAKER_03: I know he had a bunch of hits,
• 1:51:48
  SPEAKER_03: but it's amazing to me that him and Bret Michaels are in the same
• 1:51:54
  SPEAKER_03: That just doesn't jive to me.
• 1:51:56
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 1:51:58
  SPEAKER_00: Now, here's a band I know of the name.
• 1:52:00
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know their music, but you probably do.
• 1:52:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:52:04
  SPEAKER_00: Tonic.
• 1:52:06
  SPEAKER_03: Put them and Cracker together on a tour called the Chris Will Never See It show.
• 1:52:12
  SPEAKER_03: They stink.
• 1:52:15
  SPEAKER_03: All right, let's hear the comments for this shit band.
• 1:52:18
  SPEAKER_00: Probably one of the strongest musical acts we've had along with Kansas.
• 1:52:23
  SPEAKER_00: Ugh!
• 1:52:25
  SPEAKER_00: Slight price reduction reflect from a change in management.
• 1:52:29
  SPEAKER_03: Ugh!
• 1:52:30
  SPEAKER_03: They're terrible.
• 1:52:32
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:52:33
  SPEAKER_00: And then one last one.
• 1:52:34
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:52:36
  SPEAKER_00: Toto.
• 1:52:38
  SPEAKER_00: Toto?
• 1:52:39
  SPEAKER_00: Toto.
• 1:52:39
  SPEAKER_02: Price for this one?
• 1:52:41
  SPEAKER_00: It wasn't on the list for some reason.
• 1:52:43
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:52:43
  SPEAKER_02: Is there a price now?
• 1:52:44
  SPEAKER_02: There is a price.
• 1:52:46
  SPEAKER_02: Um...
• 1:52:49
  SPEAKER_00: $50,000.
• 1:52:50
  SPEAKER_00: You're correct.
• 1:52:51
  SPEAKER_00: $40,000 to $50,000.
• 1:52:52
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:52:53
  SPEAKER_00: And act with many hits that should do quite well with attendance,
• 1:52:57
  SPEAKER_00: not overexposed in this market.
• 1:53:00
  SPEAKER_03: Or any other market.
• 1:53:01
  SPEAKER_02: They barely ever play.
• 1:53:02
  SPEAKER_00: Well, they were broken up there for a while.
• 1:53:04
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:53:05
  SPEAKER_00: And they came back.
• 1:53:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but Lukather, and Lukather has like that guitar player cred too.
• 1:53:11
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:53:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:53:12
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:53:12
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:53:13
  SPEAKER_00: So there you go.
• 1:53:14
  SPEAKER_00: That's what people are getting and paying for acts.
• 1:53:17
  SPEAKER_00: So those of you who like that type of discussion, you got your ear full.
• 1:53:22
  SPEAKER_00: You know what that tells you?
• 1:53:24
  SPEAKER_03: That bands like real C-level bands should still, if you own the name, you should still tour it.
• 1:53:32
  SPEAKER_03: You can still go out there and get a little coin.
• 1:53:35
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, judging from those numbers, what do you think Randy Jackson's Zebra gets?
• 1:53:41
  SPEAKER_03: Five grand, six grand?
• 1:53:43
  SPEAKER_03: You would think.
• 1:53:44
  SPEAKER_03: You got to think that he gets at least $5,000 or $6,000, right?
• 1:53:49
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's the kind of shit that,
• 1:53:52
  SPEAKER_03: dude, maybe it is time that Steel Piston starts that comeback.
• 1:53:57
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, if you could put together, what do you need?
• 1:53:59
  SPEAKER_03: You need a new singer, right?
• 1:54:01
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:54:03
  SPEAKER_03: But Steel Piston, you guys had a deal for a minute.
• 1:54:08
  SPEAKER_03: For a minute.
• 1:54:09
  SPEAKER_03: You could probably do one run, one run around the country and make,
• 1:54:13
  SPEAKER_02: you know, 100 grand a man.
• 1:54:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe we could team up with London.
• 1:54:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:54:18
  SPEAKER_02: The London Steel Piston Tour.
• 1:54:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the kings of the
• 1:54:23
  SPEAKER_02: Sunset Strip.
• 1:54:25
  SPEAKER_02: There it would be.
• 1:54:26
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 1:54:27
  SPEAKER_02: Did you ever play with London?
• 1:54:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a long time ago.
• 1:54:31
  SPEAKER_02: Does Nader remember those days?
• 1:54:32
  SPEAKER_00: He does, just barely.
• 1:54:35
  SPEAKER_00: He was a little heavily influenced at that time.
• 1:54:39
  SPEAKER_03: Who was the headliner, Steel Piston
• 1:54:41
  SPEAKER_02: or London?
• 1:54:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, London.
• 1:54:42
  SPEAKER_02: London.
• 1:54:43
  SPEAKER_00: London were just on the verge
• 1:54:44
  SPEAKER_02: of, you know, making it, I guess.
• 1:54:48
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:54:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you guys were signed, too.
• 1:54:49
  SPEAKER_02: It wasn't like you were a slouch.
• 1:54:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but they got the feature in the Decline movie.
• 1:54:55
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:54:56
  SPEAKER_00: And they were also in that movie, Hollywood Boulevard.
• 1:54:59
  SPEAKER_02: That's true.
• 1:55:01
  SPEAKER_02: You guys just missed on having those breaks.
• 1:55:03
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 1:55:05
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:55:06
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I need a drink.
• 1:55:07
  SPEAKER_00: Two.
• 1:55:07
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to play some Ed Guy.
• 1:55:09
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:55:10
  SPEAKER_03: Ed Guy.
• 1:55:10
  SPEAKER_00: Ed Guy.
• 1:55:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:55:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's been a while.
• 1:55:13
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:55:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'll play some Navigator.
• 1:55:15
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:55:16
  SPEAKER_00: Here's Ed Guy exclusively here.
• 1:55:18
  SPEAKER_00: On your classic metal show.
• 1:55:20
  SPEAKER_01: Hi, everybody.
• 1:55:21
  SPEAKER_01: This is Jens from Ed Guy speaking, and you're listening to the classic metal show.
• 1:55:26
  SPEAKER_01: Tune it up.