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Sorry Coach...I Can't Play in the Super Bowl! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Sorry, coach, can't play in the super Bowl. It'd be
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  Speaker 1: too expensive. It's one more.
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  Speaker 2: Thing sports economics.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up. It's actually way too expensive to play in
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  Speaker 1: the super Bowl for the players.
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  Speaker 2: If you know what I'm not, I've already said too much.
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  Speaker 2: Stop before I give it away.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we have no idea what you're talking about, but
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  Speaker 3: we'll try to join in some days.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the same. We're cleaning out soundtritche with a sports
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  Speaker 1: economics emphasis. Let's begin with Courtney f Beauty seems like
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  Speaker 1: a convenient name for a beauty influencer. Who got this
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  Speaker 1: clip that's responsible for this and anything we should know
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  Speaker 1: about it. It is sunscreen made by Pepsi that you
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  Speaker 1: can eat. Oh if you're hungry for sunscreen, how handy?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Or if you got the sun in your belly? What
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  Speaker 1: the hell does that?
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  Speaker 3: Even meving the age old problems exactly.
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  Speaker 2: The sunscreen's keeping me from getting skin cancer, but I
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  Speaker 2: just can't eat it, which shows a solution. All right,
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  Speaker 2: play this stupid crap.
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  Speaker 4: I want to talk about this brand new This is
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  Speaker 4: from Vacation. They did a collab with Pepsi and they
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  Speaker 4: released a wild cherry flavor tinted lip gel sunscreen with
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  Speaker 4: SPF of thirty. This is gonna be one of those
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  Speaker 4: things that I are really good, are really bad?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. It tastes just like cherry pepsi.
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  Speaker 4: If you like cherry pepsi at all, grab this thought
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  Speaker 4: it was just going to be cherry, but it has
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  Speaker 4: that cold afternoe to it.
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  Speaker 1: This is going in my purse. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, shut up.
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  Speaker 5: Second of all, it's not it's not sunscreen that you
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  Speaker 5: put on your skin.
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  Speaker 3: It's a lip ball, right clear when she said lip gel. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting burnt to a crisp and I'm starving, but
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  Speaker 3: I only have room in my pocket for one. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: my idea better.
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  Speaker 1: I am. It's just so annoying to me.
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  Speaker 3: A cola after days.
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  Speaker 1: That is.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not a fan of anything cherry flavored, first of all,
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  Speaker 5: but that seems like a cherry coke.
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  Speaker 3: You don't like a cherry coke?
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  Speaker 5: Nope, I don't like any artificial cherry flavor. Robotusen ruined me.
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  Speaker 3: On that too, does not like cherry flavored stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I admit I used to enjoy a cherry coke
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  Speaker 1: or pepsi now now and again. But yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 5: You're you sophisticated for that now, Well, yeah, exactly, not
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  Speaker 5: a peasant jack.
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  Speaker 1: All right, right, I've moved up to.
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  Speaker 3: You might have a cherry coke today, and now you
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  Speaker 3: mentioned I haven't had a pop in like ten years.
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  Speaker 1: But I might have one today. I'll have a Cabinet
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  Speaker 1: Sauvignon flavored Cabinet Sauvignon plays. Here is another effing influencer.
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  Speaker 1: This fella does this even me set up. He had
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  Speaker 1: an anti abortion shirt on and he goes into a
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  Speaker 1: coffee shop in Des Moines and some chick goes wild
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  Speaker 1: at him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah he so he was actually going outside to make
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  Speaker 5: a video about the coffee shop and this chick and
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  Speaker 5: she is wearing big she is your token liberal, big
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  Speaker 5: rainbow sunglasses, the whole nine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, well we want we don't hear You just
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  Speaker 1: said a bunch of stuff and then you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to hear, don't want to hear it. Don't kill yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's very kind.
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  Speaker 1: Christ, you can still turn to Christ Jesus president them.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, anyways, the coffee here was decent, but I
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  Speaker 3: don't know about the clientsell.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that is ripped straight from something we did towards
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  Speaker 1: the end of the radio show. Political disagreement is increasingly
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  Speaker 1: treated as a serious moral offence rather than a simple
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  Speaker 1: difference of opinion. And when you see the world that way,
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  Speaker 1: punishing someone for holding different views becomes a moral good.
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  Speaker 3: How could you get that mad about that?
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  Speaker 5: Her face turned red in that video, by the way,
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  Speaker 5: she was creaching right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but surely she's aware that a significant share of
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  Speaker 1: the population differs. But it's not a difference of opinion.
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  Speaker 1: It's a moral offense. It's like watching somebody beating a child,
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  Speaker 1: watching somebody have a different opinion than you. How twisted
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  Speaker 1: is that?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 3: I remember my first coming across this gladys It must
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  Speaker 3: have been about one. Did the Iraq Wars start two
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  Speaker 3: thousand and three?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, somewhere in there March of O three, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway. I was going to a public radio show, me
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  Speaker 3: and a couple other guys to play some music on
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  Speaker 3: their show. And this was back when Clear Channel was
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  Speaker 3: a radio company, and they somehow got a associated with
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  Speaker 3: George Bush. I don't even remember.
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  Speaker 1: Why or how.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, AnyWho, I show up at this public radio
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  Speaker 3: station in this tiny town to play some music with
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  Speaker 3: some guys, and somebody says to one of the other guys,
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  Speaker 3: he works for a clear channel station, and the guy's
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  Speaker 3: eyes got big and he took a couple of steps back,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, what what they got to do
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  Speaker 3: with me?
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna spout fangs or grow horns?
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  Speaker 3: And it was so weird. Now that's common, very very common,
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  Speaker 3: you know, whether you support Trump or you live in
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  Speaker 3: this state or whatever the hell it is. Was the
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  Speaker 3: first time I'd ever come across. I was like, why
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  Speaker 3: are you like recoiling in fear? Yeah, because of the
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  Speaker 3: company I work for. It's strange.
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  Speaker 6: Why do you care?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Well, for the reasons we've been talking about.
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  Speaker 1: They view a difference of opinion as a moral offense.
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  Speaker 3: That was the first time I'd ever come across that.
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  Speaker 3: It was and at the time it struck me as weird,
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  Speaker 3: and it still does.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a quaint as it should I know
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  Speaker 1: the time you're talking about should hippy dippy? We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: run nine again just because I want to. It's the
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  Speaker 1: planet of the beavers, as I predicted.
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  Speaker 3: Look, this beaver is.
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  Speaker 2: Stealing a bre.
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  Speaker 1: This beaver.
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  Speaker 5: So the guy had the two by four kind of
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  Speaker 5: leaning on the bed of his truck, and this beaver
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  Speaker 5: just kind of came up and got on its hind
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  Speaker 5: legs and put its little hands on the two by four,
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  Speaker 5: put it in his mouth and took off.
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  Speaker 1: Twitch.
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  Speaker 3: Is better to yell at a beaver get out of there,
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  Speaker 3: or bring that back as cute as hell?
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  Speaker 5: And he couldn't catch it either.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know those little guys were fast.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 3: We all do that though with pets and stuffy yell
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  Speaker 3: at the dog.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I actually say to my wife, sweetheart, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't actually speak English. Bring that scarf back here, honey.
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  Speaker 5: That's not the amount of the amount of times that
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  Speaker 5: I've looked at Frank and gone, what are you doing? Yes,
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  Speaker 5: because he's going to answer me and say, well, in fact.
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  Speaker 3: I am. But a dog does learn what twenty five
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  Speaker 3: words or something like that. I don't think a beaver
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  Speaker 3: learns any.
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  Speaker 1: And not that I'm aware of, although some however, beaver's
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  Speaker 1: communicates slapping their tail. A word got around down at
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  Speaker 1: the damn that, hey, you don't be chewing on trees
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  Speaker 1: in the forest like moron. They got a big store
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  Speaker 1: over there.
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  Speaker 2: It's got lots and lots of wood and people carry
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  Speaker 2: it out for you anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So this is what I teased. This is Boomer Sizin.
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  Speaker 1: Are we sure that Boomer? I thought it was Dan Patrick.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it is Boomer a courtesy of WFAN, which is
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  Speaker 1: a New York legendary sports radio station. But he's talking
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  Speaker 1: about the Super Bowl and taxas in California. Role the
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  Speaker 1: first one, Michael.
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  Speaker 6: For winning the Super Bowl, the winning team, each player
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  Speaker 6: gets one hundred and seventy eight thousand dollars. In other words,
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  Speaker 6: the Super Bowl isn't a part of their dowary, and
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  Speaker 6: because the game was played in California. In California has
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  Speaker 6: a jock tax and they look at duty days. So
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  Speaker 6: each team spends seven days in the state of California,
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  Speaker 6: so those are seven duty days, and they pierce your
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  Speaker 6: regular salary at three point five percent.
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  Speaker 1: So he has to pay.
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  Speaker 6: When you take an account, he got the one hundred
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  Speaker 6: and seventy eight thousand plus his overall salary, he has
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  Speaker 6: to pay the state of California for spending seven days
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  Speaker 6: there two hundred and forty nine thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: That's just so stupid.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't understand all that, but I'm sure it's true
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  Speaker 3: the end number.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because Brian the umpire is a good friend
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  Speaker 1: and he's explained exactly how this works. Yeah. They count
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  Speaker 1: how many days you work in California and then look
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  Speaker 1: at your your total salary and everything and tax you
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  Speaker 1: at californ your rates in the state.
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  Speaker 3: How does any jock dak the big like the big
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  Speaker 3: time contracts. God, they must spend a ton of money.
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  Speaker 3: When you come to California to play a game exactly
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  Speaker 3: like you you played for, well, the Kansas City Chiefs
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  Speaker 3: and you got to play the Rams. You must think, oh, crap, coach,
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  Speaker 3: We're going in on Thursday for a Sunday game. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna be there three days.
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  Speaker 1: I can't afford that. There's actually just a little more.
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  Speaker 1: Let's listen to it.
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  Speaker 6: It ends up costing him seventy one thousand dollars to
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  Speaker 6: go play in California. Now, if I'm the NFLPA, now
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  Speaker 6: you gotta remember, it's probably even more than that because
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  Speaker 6: since he's in Seattle, he's playing, he's playing against San
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  Speaker 6: Francisco forty nine ers. That's another day he's there. And
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  Speaker 6: he's playing against the La Rams. That's another day he's there.
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  Speaker 6: So he's probably had like nine or ten duty days
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  Speaker 6: or maybe even more than that in the state of California.
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  Speaker 6: So if I'm the NFLPA, I'm like, hey, we're not
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  Speaker 6: playing any more super Bowls in you know, in California,
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  Speaker 6: which not doing.
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  Speaker 7: It my PA meant player Association. Well, yeah, because they're one.
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  Speaker 7: They're in town for a week and a half or
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  Speaker 7: two weeks or whatever it is for the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 7: But even those other games you go, they go on
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  Speaker 7: like Friday for a Sunday game, or sometimes Thursday, depending
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  Speaker 7: on how early it is.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, that's crazy. I didn't know that. It also
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  Speaker 1: points out that for the stars of the game, getting
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy eight thousand dollars to play in
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  Speaker 1: or win the Super Bowl after taxes, even without the
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  Speaker 1: California thing, is just paltry. Sure, they want to win
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  Speaker 1: because they want to win their competitors. I mean, for
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  Speaker 1: like a guy who's going to have a one year
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  Speaker 1: career on the special teams, he's very happy about it.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, how about Patrick Mahomes, not so much. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: hold them super Bowls in Florida.
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  Speaker 3: That's really interesting. No idea of that. That's a that's
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  Speaker 3: a good story.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I guess that's it.
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  Speaker 3: I won't if the beaver knows that he goes to
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  Speaker 3: steal a two by four in California.
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  Speaker 2: Hey beaver, don't you know the tax rates in California,