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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's time for Payton's predictions. Peyton, what's the vibe for
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  Speaker 1: horse Copes today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you know how you act when you pull.
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  Speaker 3: Up to the function based on your zodiac sign. Basically,
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  Speaker 3: how you pull up to the party. What kind of
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  Speaker 3: vibe do you bring?
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  Speaker 2: Also, if it's your birthday today you are a Gemini
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  Speaker 2: and you share a birthday with Mark Wahlberg, Choice Savon,
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  Speaker 2: Pete Wentz, Nick Kral, Jo Gatto, and DJ Mustard.
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  Speaker 1: All right, calls it at eight seven, seven, nine, three, seven,
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  Speaker 1: one oh four seven to get your sign? Read how
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  Speaker 1: you pull up to the function? Christy, good morning? What's
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  Speaker 1: your sign?
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  Speaker 3: I am a Leo?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so Leo? So tomorrow Peyton's having a big wedding,
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  Speaker 1: So Peyton, lits see because you're a Leo too. Let's
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  Speaker 1: see how Christine you pull up to your wedding party?
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  Speaker 3: All right, so us Leo's.
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  Speaker 2: We purposely wait until the room is completely packed to
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  Speaker 2: make a dazzling, high drama entrance into the building.
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  Speaker 3: We stand under the main light fixture at all time.
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  Speaker 2: We take off our sunglasses sometimes and we scan the
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  Speaker 2: crowd to ensure everyone is properly observing what we are doing.
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  Speaker 3: And honestly, this party is going to be so like
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  Speaker 3: Leo Codd because it's all about me. Yeah he's invited,
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  Speaker 3: I guess yes, because Leo's like this, like to be
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  Speaker 3: the center of attention. Yes, Christy, me and you, we
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  Speaker 3: just get it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Christy Rich How you are pulling up to the function,
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  Speaker 2: You're going to float through the front door, already completely
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  Speaker 2: lost in this slow motion musical fantasy inside your head.
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  Speaker 2: This is just typically your everyday life. You will spend
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  Speaker 2: the night floating from room to room and just working it.
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  Speaker 2: You're taking those blurry film photos for the aesthetic, and
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  Speaker 2: you're accidentally spilling drinks on someone's white carpet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, except so that'll be fun.
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  Speaker 2: I just am keeping Rich away from the Coca Cola
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  Speaker 2: past eight pm.
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  Speaker 1: You don't see me on caffeine tonight?
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  Speaker 3: I do not. Yeah, we do at the party. Heck yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Getting all of you guys to take a shot with me,
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  Speaker 2: And if you don't, I'm gonna be so sad.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm not going to shot. I don't drink.
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  Speaker 2: You can do a shot like I do shots, John
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  Speaker 2: Jay Kyle, you made me so mad ye do.
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  Speaker 3: Your shots like I do it?
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  Speaker 1: Cheers with everybody, everybody leans back to drink.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do that, do that with the well tequa sure,
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  Speaker 2: and then you hit the person.
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  Speaker 1: Behind you with your shot. Guys on the water, Darylyn,
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  Speaker 1: what's your signing?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Libra?
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  Speaker 2: Oh just like Kyle. Okay, this is perfect. So my libras,
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  Speaker 2: how you guys act when you walk into the function?
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  Speaker 2: You guys spend thirty minutes sitting in your car outside
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  Speaker 2: because you're having a massive crisis trying to decide if
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  Speaker 2: your outfit matches the energy of the party. Once you
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  Speaker 2: finally walk in, we all know you guys look totally
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  Speaker 2: flawless and spend the night complimenting everyone else.
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  Speaker 3: So true, Thank you guys. Thanks, classic Libra move classic.
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  Speaker 1: How about Virgos, John.
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  Speaker 2: Jay Virgos, you will pull up exactly five minutes before
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  Speaker 2: the invite time, immediately notice that the ice bucket is
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  Speaker 2: completely melting, and start organizing on why everything is done wrong.
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  Speaker 2: You can't actually relax and enjoy yourself until you have
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  Speaker 2: mentally corrected the entire flow.
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  Speaker 1: Very good, very good. Hey, guys, who's this Hello? Hi studio,
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  Speaker 1: who's this.
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Sylvia, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Capricorn. Capricorns, how you guys act when you
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  Speaker 2: walk into the function? You actually treat the entire party
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  Speaker 2: like it's this high stakes corporate networding event, and you
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  Speaker 2: immediately find the most successful person in the room. You
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  Speaker 2: are exchanging personal contact info. You will have a highly
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  Speaker 2: sophisticated conversation, finish one expected drink, and lead by ten
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  Speaker 2: pm sharp, right in time for bed.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that means I had too many shots.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for calling in all right? If we get your
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  Speaker 1: signed I'll post our website Johjrich dot com