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Utah Word - Ninches for November 12th, 2024 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: It's often said that people of Utah speak a language
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  all their own. It's a language that's often confusing and
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  even incomprehensible to newcomers here in the Beehive State. So
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  Radio from Hell presents a handy guy to help everyone
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  understand how the natives speak. It's the Utah word of
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  the day, and today's word is.
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  Speaker 2: Ninch'es n i n cches and also sminches sm i
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  nches sminches. And now we find the Mayor of Mona, Utah,
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  Don Krittle, having just exited his morning shower, wrapped in
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  a towel, standing in front of a full length mirror.
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  Again it's ninches and sminches.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, ooh. I cannot stand it. No more things have
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  got out of hand. There ain't nothing that feels right.
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  Speaker 4: What's the matter, daddy? You got your say off all
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  in frustration of some sort. What's making you frat.
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  Speaker 3: Looking at my reflection and this mirror is what's doing it? Sun,
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  I have become a huge mound of flesh. I'm around
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  mound with no rebound. I can't stand the way I look.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Daddy, there's one quick and easy solution if you
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  want to lose do you want to lose ten pounds
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  of ugly fat right away?
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  Speaker 3: Well, of course I do. How can I get rid
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  of ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head?
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  Speaker 4: Cut off your head?
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  Speaker 3: A really funny you are? You are pretty fat, daddy.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you're so fat that the picture I took
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  to you last Christmas is still printing. Oh no, no, no one
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  good thing though, Daddy. You are so fat that you
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  don't need the Internet because you're already worldwide.
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, and off, mister funny pants. You're
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  a real Brian Reagan, ain't you?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Now? I gotta get rid of some of this blubber.
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  It's not good for my health. I'm too fat to
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  wear my sash, you know, the one that says mister
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  Mayor on it, And when I go to city council meeting,
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  I can hardly fit into the mayor chair.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, daddy, I think I know what you
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  need to do. You need to go down to the
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  Flying J and ask for Judy. Judy runs the Mona
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  Fat Begone franchise right there at the Flying J. She
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  has all the up to date fat lost drugs like
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  feder A. Judy will help you lose some fat and inches.
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  You lose the fat first, then you lose someminches.
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  Speaker 3: Really really, can this really work? Well?
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  Speaker 4: I heard about it on the radio on the Captain
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  Breakfast and Benny the Egg Show. Benny the Egg lost
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  a whole bunch of weight, and he said that his
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  egg size was down by about nine inches.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm willing to give it a try. I gotta
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  do something. I mean, I can't wear any of my
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  old clothes. Every bit of it pinches.
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  Speaker 1: Join us again, mother Time, as we examine how the
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  Utah natives speak with the Utah Word of the Day