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The One Where They Celebrate Lala’s Birthday On Vanderpump Rules · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hey, babes, it's me La La. We welcome back to
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  Speaker 1: give them La La podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fresh back from Palm Springs because apparently I spend
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  Speaker 2: every waking moment there if.
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  Speaker 1: I can, as you should.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a dreamscape.
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  Speaker 1: It's a dream escape.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that word means, but I
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  Speaker 3: think love it.
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  Speaker 1: We should use that often.
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  Speaker 2: I wish a dreamscape was a big old D, but
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  Speaker 2: that it's just a house. That's okay, though, that's great
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  Speaker 2: because at some point there may be D.
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  Speaker 3: Inside the house that is so nice.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking to my friend Jenna yesterday and we
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  Speaker 2: were talking about men, and what was coming out of
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  Speaker 2: my mouth was like kind of depressing. Why because she's
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  Speaker 2: been talking to this guy and she was like, I
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  Speaker 2: hear from him like once every ten days, and she's
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  Speaker 2: going through the pro of like well, maybe he just
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  Speaker 2: wants to take it slow. And I was like, Jenna,
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  Speaker 2: you want to know what I've learned. These men are
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  Speaker 2: all the same. Good ones are very hard to find,
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  Speaker 2: and you know what, I just don't think it's worth putting.
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  Speaker 1: Your heart out there.
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  Speaker 2: I would rather just be by myself if someone comes around,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you can get laid otherwise, like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm happy, And she was like, wow, you're
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  Speaker 1: like fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what that's fucked up though, Like that's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to be your happiness isn't dependent on
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  Speaker 3: a man. I'm not saying jenna'says at all, but I
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  Speaker 3: get what you're saying. You're like, if he's not I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's the he's just not that into you in my opinion.
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  Speaker 1: I told her straight up, yes, he's just not that
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  Speaker 1: into you. I said, Jenna, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: I am the worst texter you've ever met in your life.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm into a dude.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're getting a text back.
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  Speaker 2: Like my phone's glued to my hip. You know, yes,
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  Speaker 2: is very simple. He's not into it like that, I said.
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  Speaker 1: I hope.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not hurting your feelings. I just don't want you
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  Speaker 2: to get too emotionally invested when he's like showing you
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  Speaker 2: who he is right now, you should be thanking this dude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And it's not like he's some Brad Pitt six two
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  Speaker 2: looking foine man.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see him?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen him. Oh he's an actor. Oh you
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  Speaker 2: know which like, good for you, welcome to Hollywood. We're
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  Speaker 2: all actors. Yeah, we're all actors. What else you got exactly?
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  Speaker 2: Not exactly coming with all of it. And then she said,
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  Speaker 2: she said something that's stuck with me. She said, I
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  Speaker 2: just you know, maybe I am okay being alone. I said, er,
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  Speaker 2: you're not alone, you're not alone. I don't like that
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  Speaker 2: word when someone and I use it too, I say
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  Speaker 2: I'm okay alone and it's like, no, what you mean
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  Speaker 2: to say is you're okay without an intimate partner exactly
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  Speaker 2: because we're not by ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: No, she has friends. I don't know if she has family,
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  Speaker 3: but she has people around her.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, put your name on the compound list.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be more than happy too when I go look
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  Speaker 2: for a home, to know that you are on the
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  Speaker 2: waiting list for a room.
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  Speaker 3: Not the compound list. That is good, Am I on
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  Speaker 3: the compound list?
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  Speaker 1: You have a man, but you're certainly welcome.
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  Speaker 3: People with men don't get to be on The compound list.
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  Speaker 2: Is for people who are like, you know what, I
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  Speaker 2: don't really need a.
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  Speaker 1: Partner, a life partner.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to get married. I don't need a boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need a girlfriend. Those are the people who
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  Speaker 2: move into the compound.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like a dream.
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  Speaker 1: It is. It's a dream skate, dream skate. I love it.
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  Speaker 2: We're recording this podcast bright and early because today I
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  Speaker 2: am taking Ocean to Disneyland with Jackson, Brittany and Cruz.
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  Speaker 1: We have season passes, so we're like, you gotta use it.
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  Speaker 1: Getting there.
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  Speaker 2: At eleven, I will record the podcast. I will be home,
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  Speaker 2: you will be packed, Ocean will be ready. Here's the bow,
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  Speaker 2: the thrower in the car down to Disney.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a Disney mom.
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  Speaker 3: You're a Disney mom, and I love that. Does Ocean
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  Speaker 3: love Disney because you guys have already gone what a
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  Speaker 3: few times? Does she get kind of sick of it?
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  Speaker 3: Or she loves it?
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  Speaker 1: Yay, yay. She's a star, you guys.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to break this down in any
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  Speaker 2: other way. My child is just pure magic and gold.
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  Speaker 2: She is. She is.
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  Speaker 3: I'm an adult woman, and she makes my day when
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  Speaker 3: I see her, unlike anyone, and I think she does
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  Speaker 3: that to a lot of people. She's just like a
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  Speaker 3: ball of sunshine where you see her and you're like,
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  Speaker 3: my day's better.
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  Speaker 1: No, Yeah, she's intoxicating, I know anyone.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday, little little Pom Pom piggies, little Summer Moon birthday
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  Speaker 2: shirt tied up as if she's really at summer camp,
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  Speaker 2: glasses on, munching on freaking chicken sticks.
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  Speaker 1: Vibe.
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  Speaker 3: I saw your Instagram stories. Was Summer Moon's birthday amazing?
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  Speaker 2: It was amazing and so many people and it was
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  Speaker 2: so far away. I'm like, you get all these people
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  Speaker 2: to drive an hour? And wait, why was it so
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  Speaker 2: far away? Where at her aunt's house? Because she's from
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  Speaker 2: Los Angeles and everyone knows that if you're from LA,
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  Speaker 2: you're usually from you know, you don't you ain't coming
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  Speaker 2: from West Hollywood, right for the most part. Right, So
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  Speaker 2: they live on in LA. But it's like an hour outside.
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  Speaker 2: Keep in mind everything's an hour because traffic is a bitch.
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  Speaker 2: But it just went to show like how much people
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  Speaker 2: love and adore Shena and her family.
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  Speaker 1: Because it was packed?
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  Speaker 3: Was it?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: And it was so sweet and my sweet angel, Happy birthday,
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  Speaker 1: Summer Moon, Happy Buday do.
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  Speaker 3: She loves birthday parties.
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  Speaker 1: She really freaking loves birthday parties.
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  Speaker 2: So we're recording today Today's Monday, Today's Disney for us
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  Speaker 2: when Summer Moon's party. This obviously airs on Wednesday, which
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  Speaker 2: it's Summer Moon's actual birthday. So happy birthday to you,
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  Speaker 2: Summer Moon.
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  Speaker 1: We love you so much.
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  Speaker 3: Yay, yay, Happy birthday, Summer Moon.
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  Speaker 1: We have a lot to talk about with the other.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I cannot wait to hear your thoughts because we're
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  Speaker 3: getting in to it now, not that we haven't been,
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  Speaker 3: but this is like, this is uh emotion. I've got
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  Speaker 3: a lot of emotions now watching him.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you think? All right?
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  Speaker 2: Let me first start by saying, it seems like I
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  Speaker 2: am the only person that talks about scandabal. I am
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  Speaker 2: the only person that chooses to talk about it on
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  Speaker 2: a public forum.
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  Speaker 1: When I am around my group of friends, every conversation
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  Speaker 1: that I bounce to, if we're in a group and
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  Speaker 1: we're at a party or whatever it may be, everyone
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  Speaker 1: is talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, my group of friends who are also on the cast,
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  Speaker 2: I'm the one who like doesn't really talk about it
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  Speaker 2: in group settings, right, but you put me on selfie
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  Speaker 2: mode story, Oh yes, let's fucking talk about it because
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  Speaker 2: I feel like a Bravo blogger.
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  Speaker 3: Now you kind of have that energy and I saw
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  Speaker 3: your story post from this weekend, and I love it.
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  Speaker 3: You're keeping us in the life loop with your thoughts
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  Speaker 3: and that's important because you're part of this.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, it's the biggest scandal in the history
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  Speaker 2: of America.
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  Speaker 3: Bill Clinton's got nothing on Scanner.
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  Speaker 1: Is Bill Clinton? You have nothing on Tom and Raquel? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm pissed.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still pissed about scannabal because now I watch every
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  Speaker 2: other reality show that I used to be infatuated with,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm barred.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, why well because this is so, this is so,
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  Speaker 3: and this is not being said to like taking Arianna's
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  Speaker 3: feelings into account. I was thriving, okay, because I was
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  Speaker 3: gonna have as juicy as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: It's juicy as fucking.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember when we went we did the commercial
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  Speaker 2: that I don't think we can talk about yet, okay,
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  Speaker 2: And she walked into glam and I was like, good morning,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going in on your X again. Hope it's okay,
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  Speaker 2: and she was, I keep doing it. I'm living for it.
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  Speaker 1: She's thriving, like she's looking at it, like look at
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  Speaker 1: my life. Yes, I'm happy. She said, Wow, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have anxiety anymore. This is strange.
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  Speaker 3: She's thriving, she looks better than ever, her phone is
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  Speaker 3: ringing off the hook. She's killing it as she should be.
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  Speaker 1: So she's like heartbreak. What I know, I'm solid. I'm
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  Speaker 1: banging a fine looking man. Yeah, good for you. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you got abs that are just popping. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: People get to see Ariana the way that I've always
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  Speaker 2: looked at Ariana, hence why I pulled her in the
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  Speaker 2: back seat of a car.
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  Speaker 1: I can't stop talking about it. It's like the one
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  Speaker 1: moment that I was like a cool, cool girl.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm like bed bite eight only nursery rhymes put
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  Speaker 2: your tits away. So if I always bring it up,
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  Speaker 2: just know it's an nostalgic moment for me to be like.
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  Speaker 1: You were fun, you.
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  Speaker 3: Were fun, you were cool, and guess what, you're still
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  Speaker 3: fucking fun and cool. Maybe not in the same way,
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  Speaker 3: but you're still fun and cool.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't always have a stick up your ass.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So the episode Scandival, I can only call him scandal.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Mistress in Distress was the title Mistress in I
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  Speaker 3: just wanted to bring that up because again, there're gonna
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  Speaker 3: be points that you talk about that.
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  Speaker 2: I told you guys that I would tell you when
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  Speaker 2: things were added in. We have still not got into
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  Speaker 2: an episode where it's been edited a certain way, and
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  Speaker 2: we won't get there until Scandival actually breaks all of this.
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  Speaker 2: That is, in the season that you're watching. Nothing was touched.
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  Speaker 2: Everything was locked in. Okay, the title of the episodes.
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  Speaker 1: All of it, all of it really, yes, mind fuck?
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  Speaker 1: I know you look like a mind blown emoji right now.
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  Speaker 3: Well I am, because I'm thinking. Let me ask you
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  Speaker 3: a question. I saw a newer interview.
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  Speaker 1: Look okay from who you Okay, in.
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  Speaker 3: This past it's you in the black dress, the cat eyes.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite looks. It's one of your
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  Speaker 3: more recent interview looks. Was that added in after the
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  Speaker 3: fact or has that always been there? I can't. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know the timeline in my head, but I'm just curious.
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  Speaker 1: That is a newer look. Okay, but still before Scandaval.
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  Speaker 2: Sonya're gonna see that interview look pre but then I'm
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  Speaker 2: also in that interview look post well, it's one.
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  Speaker 3: Of my favorite looks. That's why I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I need to ask her about it.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, they wanted me in a new one,
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  Speaker 2: like a brand new one and everything I sent in.
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  Speaker 2: They were like, we want color. Can we see you
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  Speaker 2: in color? I was like, y'all, I don't know how
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  Speaker 2: to break this down for you. I do not own
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  Speaker 2: colorful clothing, all right, it is neutrals, Like, this is
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  Speaker 2: the best I can give you a shiny material.
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  Speaker 1: Right color? Who are you taught? You know me?
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  Speaker 2: It's been a really long time, you guys. And have
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  Speaker 2: I ever shown up in pastels? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: And the other people on the show give color. Arianna
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  Speaker 3: gives color, Shina gives color. They can give the color.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's like, allow me to pretend like I'm fabulous
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  Speaker 2: for five minutes. Please stop asking me to show up
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  Speaker 2: in a floral like dress that I would wear to
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  Speaker 2: a tea party at Lisa Inner pumps.
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  Speaker 3: You know that's funny. Yeah, So so okay, So you
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  Speaker 3: were saying this is still nothing has been touched. Then
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  Speaker 3: that is shocking because that even just the title alone
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  Speaker 3: mistress and distress. I'm like, well, surely they changed that.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's what's so fucked up about it. Wild. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's wild. So I was.
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  Speaker 2: Really annoyed with the Toms, not both Toms, but Sandoval
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  Speaker 2: at Lisa vander Pump's house talking about he's pulling the
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  Speaker 2: e braak and he decided to go to band practice
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  Speaker 2: and get his nails done. I was like, the band practice, Like,
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  Speaker 2: I got it because they're rely on you. Schwartze's also
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  Speaker 2: relying on you. Like, but at what point do we
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  Speaker 2: find a balance? Like, you have an assistant, you have
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  Speaker 2: someone that can keep your schedule. I didn't want to
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: wake up at eight am to do this podcast, but
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  Speaker 2: guess what, mama.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta go to Disney.
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  Speaker 2: So we have to figure out how to fit more
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  Speaker 2: into a day. Right, Right, that's what Sandoval should have done.
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  Speaker 2: You need to get your nails done. I don't understand
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  Speaker 2: nail salon's open at ten am.
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  Speaker 3: Right, and they close at like eight pm?
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  Speaker 2: Right, you couldn't find any other time to go get
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  Speaker 2: your white gels done, which, by the way, stop doing it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not good A good look.
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  Speaker 3: He said, I'm not gonna walk around. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 3: walk around with crusty nails or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: He said.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, you got a lot more to worry about
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  Speaker 3: walking around now, my friend, you.
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  Speaker 2: Have no problem walking around with your crusty mustache and
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  Speaker 2: crusty skin. Said, put some bio oil on that skin.
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  Speaker 2: My god, Oh my god, I'm so mean to him.
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  Speaker 3: No, you know what with that scene, and I have
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  Speaker 3: to say, Schwartz has disappointed me greatly this season just
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  Speaker 3: with the way he's and I'm I get it. I've
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  Speaker 3: gotten dms of people going this is how he's always been.
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  Speaker 3: I think, yes, I agree, but this season you really
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  Speaker 3: see it and I'm like, ugh, that's disappointing because he's
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  Speaker 3: always been so kind, and you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, Schwartz has a great heart.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like he definitely rides the fence a little too hard.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, get off, buddy, right, give it a rest.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But with this scene, I was, I guess, not impressed,
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  Speaker 3: but I was like, okay, there we go. I'm seeing
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  Speaker 3: some You're standing up telling Sandoval like no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: it is you.
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  Speaker 1: It is you.
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  Speaker 3: You've done this, you went and got your nails done,
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  Speaker 3: practice with the band. We need more of that from Schwartz.
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  Speaker 3: I think he's standing up.
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  Speaker 2: In the second one he says that he's like I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: like I didn't mean that, and it's like, but you,
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  Speaker 2: it's okay, it's fine that you meant that. He just
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  Speaker 2: doesn't like people to to turn.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't like confrontation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, except with Katie though, because you're
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  Speaker 3: fine being whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Really thought that it was unconditional love there, Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: the only timee, the only time there's unconditional love is
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  Speaker 2: between like parents and children.
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  Speaker 1: M yeah, that's just how it works.
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  Speaker 2: Even your partner who you go and get married and
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  Speaker 2: have children with, it's conditional. You better keep coming, correct
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  Speaker 2: or I'm leaving. I'm not like, it's not like in
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  Speaker 2: me in my DNA to love you.
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  Speaker 3: It's conditional.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're right, it is conditional. So that was annoying.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, if you guys haven't watched Vanner Pump Rules,
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: watch with Brittany Cartwright and Jack's Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good.
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  Speaker 2: Commentary and now they have an outside perspective. They weren't
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  Speaker 2: really in it, like very even during some seats.
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  Speaker 1: Are like ooh law a la, no, I'm looking at
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm coming for you next season. Oh wait
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  Speaker 1: a wait, that.
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  Speaker 2: Would be a dream though I would never come for them.
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  Speaker 2: Brittany makes that really hard.
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  Speaker 1: Just so sweet. She is so a little Kentucky movie.
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  Speaker 2: Let's deep dive into Raquel's date with Oliver let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: People kept pointing out, Okay, I want to make this
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  Speaker 2: very very clear. I got messages from you, Jess saying
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  Speaker 2: this person is trying to get in touch with you.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Screenshot signed off Oliver's wife with her name. I literally,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: right now, it's giving me a pin in my stomach
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  Speaker 2: because I know that feeling of what she was going through.
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  Speaker 2: She calls me, she said, I have a pit in
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  Speaker 2: my stomach. I'm very concerned. I saw this photo and
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  Speaker 2: I just feel off about it. I know you don't
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  Speaker 2: know me, but like, can you shed some light. She
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: was a chick looking for another chick to be open
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  Speaker 2: and honest with her. I was there, so I tell
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  Speaker 2: her what's gone on, what happened in Vegas, and I
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  Speaker 2: don't I do not care about the Garcel scene with Oliver.
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  Speaker 2: It is very apparent. And remember my third eye is open.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's mask has fallen. They were very much still married.
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  Speaker 2: They were very much still married. The fine details. It
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  Speaker 2: was like, I just I know, this guy, did you dirty?
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  Speaker 2: And for me, I was like, there's no way that
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  Speaker 2: he would. He would, you know, portray that he was
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  Speaker 2: separated when we have a camera crew here.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: That's what by the way I wanted. I know Shena
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: can't say that, but she said in that scene with
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Sheena well, Sheena Brock and Raquel exactly. I was like,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: I know she can't say this, but she's sitting there going,
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: he's not gonna come around. AKA, he's not gonna be
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: on camera.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, but I'm sitting here thinking about it going.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: But this is how people like him operate, This is
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: how Tom Sandoval operates.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: They just do and they say we'll figure out the
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: rest later. Well with her before it airs.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, because it's all about them in the moment, all
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: about them. That's all they think about.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: They're not thinking about being a good human being. Which,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: by the way, I did notice Garcel gave me the unfollow.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: She did. She gave me the unfollow. It could be because.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I'm extremely annoying on social media right now because I'm
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: constantly in a bathrobe going insane.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: It could be it. It could be that.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: She is watching and doesn't like what she's seeing come
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: out of my mouth about her son.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: It could be many, many things.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Either way, I will say Garcel has always been nothing
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: but kind to me. I don't know her well, but
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: when she's come to Lisa's events. It's like a Hi,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: how are you?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: You look great?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: WHOA sorry, you look great? And just now that I
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: have a kid, no matter what ocean does, I am
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: writing for her. Right, I've got your back. We will
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: deal with the way you're acting behind closed doors.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: No one in the outside world is going to know.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: That I don't ride hard for you, right, So I understand.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: But yes, I got the unfollowed, which all good Lord knows.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I love to also give an unfollow.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: We love an unfollow, and we love Garcels. She's a
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: badass bitch, so whatever, whatever, like you said, whatever the
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: reason if she if it's it's her kid.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: You come for my kid. Get more than a nonflitch,
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: all right. But Garcel's like the classiest woman on the planet.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: So I feel badly talking this way. But Oliver is
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: a grown ass man. His decisions and things that he
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: does are not a reflection of Garcel, just like things
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: that I say and do are not a reflection of
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: my mother.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, you can only raise a child to a certain
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: point before they just go and do and.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Be right exactly. I did not dig the scene of
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: them having their date, Oliver saying I didn't sleep with
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: her that night. Maybe a few days later. Lies just
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: slept with her that night.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: You're just trying to like insert little things that are
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: like close enough to the truth, but give you.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: A little bit of separation. It's like you're lying. You're lying.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: What would Sam have to gain by telling me these things? Nothing?
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: No, you're that's exactly what I thought. He he well,
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: maybe a few days later, just to save himself, the
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: cameras are there like, oh shit, and and that's exactly it.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Of course hes lept with her that night.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's your wife, and that's what you do. Yeah,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: you have sex with your wife.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: And also him saying I've had my own place for
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: eight months. That doesn't mean anything. Do you know how
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: many people it's a very fortunate position, But do you
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: know how many people are married and have their condo
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: in the city for when they work, Like there's that's
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: not that doesn't mean anything.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I have been told the ins and outs of that relationship.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: She's asked me for she meaning his Oliver's ex wife,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: has asked me for advice.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Going into the court system.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: It's there's just no way that she would ask me
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: for advice if she wasn't going into something like that. Yeah,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: if it was already started, that's my opinion. All right,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not involved in the relationship. I only go off
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: of my gut and what someone tells me, and I
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: can only use my experiences as things to relate to
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: and go. This is making sense. It all made sense.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: What she was saying makes sense.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: My question for you, I know obviously she must not
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: have agreed to be on the show because they didn't
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: air her speaking, right. Is that what that means?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, w how do you think Raquel handled that situation
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Scandival removed? Because I have two very different viewpoints.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Well, when I'm thinking about when we talk about the episodes,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I'm taking Scannival out of it. Oh, let's just focus
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: on what she said, right. I got a text from
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Heather McDonald this morning. She was like, I just watched
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: the episode and Raquel would have won the season.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: And I said, I told you that's what I think.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Told you.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, Scandival removed, Bravo. Good for you. You're getting
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: like if Scandival never happened, I would look at her
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: and I'd be like, I wouldn't even Schwartz aside I'd
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: be like, yeah, that was shitty, that sucked, but good
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: for you, Raquel. You're finding your voice, you're living this
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: single life. You're standing up. You apologize. Salala, that's later.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I know we're going to talk. But that whole episode,
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I was like, if scandival never happened, I'd be like,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: she's a both look at her go.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I know, and her showing up to my birthday the
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: thing that people pointed out the most, and I don't
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: know that they would have caught onto this had Scanaval
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: not happened, but her constantly talking about leaving these saying
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: these little things where it's like, wait, so if he
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: would have been a cheater behind the scenes, it would
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: have been okay, like he's cheating so out in the open,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: like she was shocked about it being so out in
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: the open, rather than just like he's cheating.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? It was all about, like why is
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: he so out there with it? Which people thought was
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: really weird.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: And then when I saw that, I was like, oh,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: that is weird that she keeps dropping these little things
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: of he's so open about it. Yeah, it makes me
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: think that he wants to hurt her feelings. No husbands
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: don't say I'm gonna hurt your feelings. I'm fucking someone else,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: nan Nanni, No, I just don't.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: They don't do that.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the fact that she was like, do you
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: see how that could be confusing for her? Talking about
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: all of her I'm like, yes.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: No, I know, no, I know she would have won
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: the whole season.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Is that how you felt about that scene? Because I
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: know we got off topic, but your feelings did you
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: feel the same?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, I was like, this is a chick who showed
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: up to like that is a ballsy move. Instead of
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: just sending a text being like fuck you, I'm not coming,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: she shows up and puts them in check.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's confusing for her. This date kind
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: of sucks, Yeah, like what are you doing? No? I
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: was all she would have won the season. Yeah.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: And then when you think, but that's why it's so unfortunate,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: because it's such a proud feeling for Raquel, and then
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: the second you think about the fact that she was
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: having sex with Tom Sandoval during this time, it's a
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: beyond disappointed. It's like scary and disgusting. How could you
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: say all these things you're and you're not doing any
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: of them like what I know.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Had it not happened, the audience would have been so
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: torn on how they felt about her because the biggest
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: storyline was her kissing shorts.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: So she shows up at my birthday, Oh, what a
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: good present for me?
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Did you know she was coming? And went oh, okay, okay.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I didn't think so, but I was like I saw
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: her walk in and I.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Was like, oh my god, you were, like I was
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: so excited about it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: You were.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I could tell yes, because here you have been throwing
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: the mistress word at me. And I've explained this to
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: you one hundred fucking times on how it's so easy
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: to be tunnel vision and have someone lie to you.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And keep in mind, I didn't have Amber going on
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: social media being like, yo, he's married. I would have
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: given a lot to have someone do that. All I
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: had was the person that I was intimate with his words,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: and then people on the fringe being like, so insult
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: to me that so and so told then that so
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: and so told then that he's still married, and I'm like, yes,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: he's still legally, but they're separated. What are you supposed
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: to put your life on hold? And in the state
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: of California six months. Six months for a regular old divorce,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: So that doesn't doesn't assets don't need to be separated,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: no children involved, Like six months, the court makes you wait.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: So was that I want to just really quick going
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: back to going back to Oliver, was he claiming he
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: was separated and saying he was still married or he
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: just wasn't honest? He wasn't. Actually he just.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Said I'm separated, okay, and we're learning how to co parent.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: And that's what Oliver and I were really bonding over.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Was I was like, oh my god, I so get
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: that right. When he said I'm separated, it was like,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I don't even want to call it a red flag.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: It was PTSD.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: There were other reasons why I knew I wasn't gonna
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: that he was not the person, and I'm not going
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: to say that reason because it's very very unkind.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: So when Riquel kept saying like are you sure, I'm like,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: fuck him, I don't care. Go go do it, go
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: do it right?
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: So he but he was lying about being separated, or
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: even if he was separated, he was still intimately involved
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: with his wife. So okay, I just want to make
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: sure he's correct.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: There so she shows up, she apologizes.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I try to sit there and tell her, you know,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: let this be a lesson for not only you but
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: myself that we need to be more aware that you cannot.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Just trust men.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, background checks absolutely necessary. This is just going to
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: show another point. I mean, I did a background check
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: on someone who I was really into, found out his
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: name was completely different, and.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: That was not good.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I was like, hold on, hold on, hold up, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: hold the fuck up anyway, They're just necessary. What you
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: did not see? Okay, when I tell her and a
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: lot of people said this did not age well, me
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: saying you're not a mistress and don't let anybody tell
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: you that you are. I was still suspicious right then
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: and there about the closeness of Tom and Raquel. So
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: was Katie, as you saw, I mean, even Ali was, Yeah,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: that was I had no idea that Ali was thinking
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: that way.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Who knew Ali would be the first one to say
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: something whistleblower saying this is weird. Yeah, so I thought
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Katie and I were the only ones being like this
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: is strange. However, I can't just say, like they're sleeping together.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I know it, because I don't know it. Right do
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I always When Sheena first asked me, do you think
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: that they're like, full on having sex?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: This was way before I was like, they're fucking yeah.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I said, I would put my life on the fact
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: that lines have been crossed. I'm not quite sure that
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I can put my life on them banging quite yet, right. So,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: like I said on my Instagram tangent that it was
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: such an isolated comment that I made. It was like,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: in this situation, you are not a mistress.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: You were lied to.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: You went along with what he said because that's what
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: you do. At that point in time. I was like,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: you're a normal person. You'll see that next week as well.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: This conversation continues. What you did not see is when
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Raquel arrives and she wants to talk to me. I
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: made her sit in a corner, made her sit in
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: a corner explain. I said, it's my fucking birthday and
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: they're about to play in the club by fifty cent,
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: so you're gonna need to sit over there until I'm done.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: What And she did?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: She sure did. Sat in a corner booth all by herself.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: In the dark, waiting for to talk to you, waiting
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: for me to finish dancing to fifty cent it's my birthday.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Sit in a corner until I'm finished.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: And the words of Saucy Schroder.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: It's my fucking birthday. So that you didn't see. I
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: was begging them. I was like, please get them to
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: sign off on in the club so you can play.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think it worked out. I'm sure that it
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: would have for a hefty price.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Tig. Yes, but just so you guys know, she didn't
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: roll in and I was like, sure, let's chat. It
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, how.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: You doing, mistress, there's a corner booth. I just requested
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: in the club. I'll be right with you.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Oh here's the thing number one. Maybe just because I
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: know you, I didn't think it went down like that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: I definitely didn't think she sat in a corner booth,
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: but I had assumed there was way more of a space.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: She showed up, you called her a mistress. Then there
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: was a little back and forth, and then I thought
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: there was definitely a space. I didn't think you just
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: like got up and was like, I'll be right you
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: know here I am.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: I didn't think that.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I go shawty ish birthday. That was me. I was
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: having the best time. And by that time, yeah, the
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: space had filled up.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, you know because even though it was my birthday,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I was like so classic cat around six.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Pm, was it was it closed off for you and
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: your guests are.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Open to No, it was open for everybody.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, got it, got it, got it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: So by then when it was time for in the club,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: it was like place was packed. Everyone was vibing with
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: fifty sons, right, we were living our best lives.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: And can we just say really quick, I know when
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: people hate I get dms that are like you comment
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: on Lawless looks in the episode so shallow. But I'm
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: just gonna keep doing it because when you got a
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: good look, you got a good look. Favorite fucking look.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Christina Kelly is great at photos, because that's one of
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: my favorite photos of you, sitting in the booth Pam
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Anderson hair tits up, yeap.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I tell you what I loved about the photo is
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: it did not look too far off from how I
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: actually looked.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: No, it didn't.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: It's my biggest sphere.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: My biggest sphere is like, all right, we can let
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: the people know I love me a good face tune,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: love me a little like making the lips bigger in
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: the app, but not so much that when you see
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: the actual CLOTHESU where, it's like whoa head transplant?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: You know, well, an incredible birthday look.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: But any of course, yes, anytime you comment on someone's looks,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: it's shallow.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, But I just I know this seems to be
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: like you looked beautiful and you're a good person.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: What I just love the look and like I don't
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: do it to everyone. I know, laala is okay with
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: that kind of stuff, you.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Better be telling me I'm looking good, not just you, everybody, everybody.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: It's not all about looks. We know, but that was
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: a fucking well wait shit, we get it. Okay, anyway,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: keep going. So the talk with Raquel.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: The talk with Raquel, we have a great conversation. She
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: obviously a light bulb went off and she was like,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: oh wow, this could have gone very differently. Had Sam
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: not like plastered this all over social media, she would
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: have kat would have had no idea, no, not at all.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: What they also did not show is I say to her,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: I don't want.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: A beef with you.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: We're all good here on this topic. But what you
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: did to Katie, we will never be good.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Until you make that right.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: That's good to know, yes, because you'll see that not
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: all is good with Riquel and I as this season
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: goes on, and it doesn't make much sense because it's like,
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: how did you have that moment outside of classic cat
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: And then.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: You go to the next few episodes and it's like,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: because I let her know the way you moved on
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: that like topic with Oliver, you call me a mistress,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I've let it go.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I forgive, I forget.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: We move on what you did to Katie and how
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: you made my friend feel. We are not solid until
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: you make that right with.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Her well, and the moment where she said, what did
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: you think about because this is on the same topic
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: of her going I would date Schwartz if he seemed interested,
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: but I'm not gonna be Debbie Desperado. First off, No,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: you wouldn't because you're fucking Sandibal right now. Great acting
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: or whatever you would call it, isn't it weird? That
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: is like She's like, I would like I would have
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: believed that one hundred percent, and I would have been
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: kind of annoyed and grossed out and been like, you
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: fucking date Schwartz if.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: If you ask, if you asked Katie.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, I would have preferred them say like
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: we we want to date, we like each other, because
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: it was just like, oh, we made out and it
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: was fun. It was like, so you made out and
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: it was it was just stupid and fun, and it
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: hurt me this way, right At least, if you guys
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: were really into each other, it would be like there's
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: nothing I can do. Like they like each other, they
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: want to be together.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like they connect. It's a deeper thing. It was
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: more so just you could have not made out and
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: spared my feelings.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: It wasn't gonna go an yeah, Schwartz, because you can
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: tell in his interviews he's just trying to be nice,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: like you know, he's sitting there not feeling a damn
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: thing for her.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, that is.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: She is not his type. And you will see the
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: comments Santaval Schwartzy makes towards me that we're in the
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: trailer talking about your lips. Yeah, eh, and I'm like
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: you right there just showed that you don't like someone
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: that looks like me. Yet Raquel has had her lips
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: blown up to the sky botox and filler. Nos, job,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: you don't like this look aesthetically, you can't comment on
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: my looks while you're talking about how Raquel is gorgeous.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: She is, she's a very pretty girl. But like, you
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: can't comment when you don't like that type of look. Yeah,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: you're letting me know that you don't by the comments
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: you're making about my face, which, by the way, like
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be sad. I was gonna say. My mom
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: always says like, you can't.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: You never come for people with things that they cannot change. Yes, yes,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: but he came for something that I absolutely did change,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: but so that it doesn't.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Really work with that.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, no, that's true.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I can't fix this unless I go in and have
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: it dissolved, which I would.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Never do, would never do that. I like my face.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: And when people are like, oh, she was so much
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: prettier before, I'm looking at them before and aften and
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what planet, But it's my face. I'm not
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: holding you down, shoven needles.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: You it's your fucking face.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Do what you want.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: I want, but yeah, do what you want. And I
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: agree with your mom. So all you people who come
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: in my damns about the tone of my voice and
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: my height, back off. I can't she can't help it.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I can't help it. I mean, maybe I could take
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: some voice classes, but that's about it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I like your voice, and I'm really funny voices.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Some people I do get. It's like you either hate
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: it or love it, because I get people going like
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: your voice is like ASMR to me, which I don't
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: understand how And then other people were like, girl, you
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: gotta do something about that voice.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: If you had a horrible voice, I could not be
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: around you as much as I am.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: That's great, that's good to know.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Can we really quickly touch on Satchel because I saw
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: some Twitter discord about it and people were surprised.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: The comment that Sheena made.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, well that made me sad because at the time,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: not talking about now, but at the time, I had
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: met Satchel around then, and I thought he was very sweet.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: So sweet.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I loved Satchel and I love the way that he
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: treated my friend. And by the way, when you got
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: thick hair like that, you gotta wait for it to
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: try out, you know. Yeah, like he was just trying
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: to get to the party on times. Don't blame him
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: for his fabulous hair.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: I thought he was freshly washed we should be looking
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: at him going freshly washed, amazing hair because as the
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: night progressed and cameras go down, just hair with Katie
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: and Satchel.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: May I love hair over each other? Yeah, all over
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: each other. They were all over each other.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, how did Schwartz because we didn't see
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: a ton of that, How did Schwartz act?
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Well, Schwartz didn't know because I didn't invite him to
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: the party.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, he wasn't at the party, but he's at the
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: beach next week.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: He's at the beach next week with sech Statchel is there.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: We exposed Satchel and the Dawn to chaos.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, fine, that's when I Yes, that's when I met Satchel.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: So I hadn't met him yet. But some of the
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: discord I saw was about which I don't understand, but
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: they were like, Wow, this is the first guy Katie's
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: going to bring around. We didn't expect this was her type.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: He's a little more shy and just like maybe quiet,
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: which I'm like, I feel like he has the same
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: kind of the same energy as Schwartz.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and also we're talking about a guy who does
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: not It is intimidating to film a reality show, right.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: There are so many times that we go into dinner
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: and they pick you know whoever that's a waitress or
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: a hostess, where they're like, yeah, you're just gonna come
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: in and take their order, something that someone does every
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: single day, and the second they have to do it, Like,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: there are times where they're like, can you redo that,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: because it's just intimidating when there's a bunch of cameras around.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I remember doing an audition where they were like, you
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: have to run, and I was like, I.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Don't know how.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I have completely forgotten how to move my legs.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Literally no, but you're right. I mean, even thank god,
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: I had just come off of working on American Idol
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: when I interviewed for you, because I was used to
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: cameras being around and me having to ignore them because
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I was working on it set right, American Idol. Thank God,
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: because even then I was a little nervous to be like, well,
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I've never interviewed on camera before, so this is a
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: little vulnerable. But I just thank god forgot they were there.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: But I could see how, like you said, even like
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: hostesses or waitresses, it's like just take their order, but
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, but now you're watching me, and I
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: suddenly forgot how to fucking take an.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Order, right, Like even the Dawn in the have a
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Seu scene, he was like, I'm fucking mortified.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: He was like why.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, I thought it was funny and he
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: was like no, he was like, I was nervous. I'm
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: not used to just like cameras recording me. And it's
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: when you when things happen in person that aren't documented, right,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: you can sit there and be like, oh, that's funny,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: but when it's edited, it's like, let's take out the laugh.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Let's make this real, fucking right. By the way, I
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: did not watch those scenes.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: You didn't watch what scenes with the Dawn?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: No? Oh?
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: I thought he was so chill, and he was like
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: it was almost like they were making it so like
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: the viewers would be like horny.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think anyone got that except you.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: That's funny because I like when he was saying those things,
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: like I remember us going back and forth, which is
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: like the corneous shit.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Ever, yeah, like dribble dreyball like whatever.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: It was laughing, you know, but when it's edited down documented,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like the scenes. Prime example Tamra Judge
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: with Eddie in the bathtub, something that in real time
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: no cameras around, is so sweet and sexy, and that
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: moment you'd go to your friends and be like, it was.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: The best night ever. We had the greatest sex.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: You put a camera in there and it's like, oh no,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: oh no, cringe.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah that just happens. Oh that's funny. I thought the
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Dawn looked so great and chill and like cool. But
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: maybe we'll see more of him next week or I
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: guess tonight, tonight.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: That's right, there's a new episode. I also will say
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I did get I did have birthday sex? You did?
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: I did with the Dawn obviously, yeah, yeah.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: But he wasn't there.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: You saw him later, come late.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I said, cameras are up and I would like to
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: have you arrive later, which was so dumb because cut
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: to next week. I'm thinking it's a chill beach day.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't know how the birthday was gonna go. If
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: you film a reality show, any event you have, if
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: you're just gonna sit there and have the best time ever,
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: not interested. Yeah, that's why so many people don't care
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: about weddings. It's like, oh fun in love. Like someone
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: flip a table, right, someone, Teresa Judais, this fucking wedding.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Someone cry like, we've seen happy weddings.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: We've seen welcome to every wedding ever.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you had birthday sex with the Dawn and
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: you you're on record saying he's great in bed, right,
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: he's great in bed?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Good for it?
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Good for you guys?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Oh? I asked him. I was like, what are you
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: learning the stray because you're not that old?
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: How old is he?
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Do we know? He's just a tad younger than me.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, he's on like twenty three.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: But he's experienced. Oh realed about that.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Well, congrats on your birthday sex.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I that's so nice. Thank you. I'll go. So there's
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: the breakdown of what I gathered from the episode.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: What did it end on? I forget because I feel
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: like there was a There was a final scene that
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, we need to touch on that.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Do you remember me walking away?
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Oh that was the final scene?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty much.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: It was I have a good night, babe, okay, and
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: then it was I later not mistress, Oh like my
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: own you girl, you need a mistress, in this situation,
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: you may bee one in other situations.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, and I did, because I was just about to
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: say Katie really clocked her. Got lots of damns about that.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Did you know that clocked which I knew, but I
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: thought it.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Meant to someone.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, when you said you clocked her, I was like,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: uh oh, with her hand out trhs.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know that we should that word. I thought
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: it means like punched.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: I thought clocked mint punched. And also I clocked her
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: for who she really was.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I thought I pegged her, and that apparently means no.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: But shoving suddenly in someone's bum.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: I thought it was like pegged because it also means.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Meaning, but same with word fuck fuck you. I got fucked.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so let's clarify.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Lala did not clock anyone.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: No, I did not, No way.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: I don't put my hands on people unless you mess
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: with my kid, then I may have to put these
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: poles on you. I want to talk about this for
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: five seconds. A dream that I had when I was
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: in on Springs, because I haven't had one of these
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: in a really, really long time. I was asleep, obviously
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: dreaming more of a nightmare that I was drinking. Oh,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: And I was on like I had had a vodka
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: soda like a few every single day and I was like,
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: but tomorrow, like I'm gonna be sober and I'm four
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: and a half years sober and this woman was like, no,
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: you're not sober anymore, like you'll have to start over.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: And I was like no, that's not, Like how do
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: I worry white time? And she was like, don't worry
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: about it though, because this is just a dream, like
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: this isn't real, like when you wake up, you're still
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: gonna be sober. And I was crying. I was like
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: I need to wake up. I need to wake up.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: I don't like this and she was like it's fine,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: just drink your vodka soda is because it's gonna this
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: isn't real life. And I woke up sweating, being like,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I have not had a dream. And
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: that's like a common thing with people who get sober.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: They have dreams of them drinking or using. It's a
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: fucking nightmare. But I was like begging this woman to like,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: let me wake up.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I don't like this.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Did you know who the woman was?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: No? Interesting, I had no idea who she was.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: So that's do you think that's an anxiety dream or
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: stress or something.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Well, it was weird because it was.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: It was the night, so it was on April twenty first,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: that's the day that my dad died. It was that night,
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: and that next morning was the April twenty second, which
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: was six months before I got sober. So I was like,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: what a weird So I've been sober now officially a
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: four and a half years.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Lala, I missed your fucking sober our birthday.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: No, you did it.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: That's still big, big.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you, my heart.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Are the chances of me having that dream like that night.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: So it just went to this like moment when I
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: woke up of gratitude for the life that I've chosen,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: gratitude for the dad that I had, that I was
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: blessed enough because it marked five years this I think
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: it was over the weekend. I can't remember when I
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: went to Palm Springs. It was over the weekend five
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: years he's been gone. We had a good, a good
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: cry good, but it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Was like, wow, I.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Just felt the need to like take a moment to
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: think about all of the things that have gone right
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: in my life since he's become a part of.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Like my guides. Yeah, you know, the head haunch of
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: the guides, the ringleader of Laala's Guides.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, so I had that dream. It was just a
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: moment of Wow, life is fucking great.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Life is beautiful, and like everyone said, I just saw
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: comments on that post. He's so proud of you and
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: the fact that he can see well, like you said,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: he has a hand in everything you've done. Where you
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: are now, You're out of a dangerous situation, you have
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: a beautiful baby, you're thriving.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so proud of you, and you know what you guys.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't just like I'm not. I didn't just like
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: become like I've always been this person. I've always had
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: a crazy mouth. There were times where I would wake
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: up in the morning, still living at my parents' house.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: On a Sunday, football is on. I wake up and
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: my dad's like, you want him Mimosa, And I'm like,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: there's I love a stiff cock in the morning, Dad
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: love a stiff cock in the morning.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: And he's like, Lauren, come.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: On, like he knows who I am, right, he's not
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: looking down going. I don't know this person. I've never
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: hid who I am from my family. They never watched
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: the show, but like my mom says, I don't.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Need to watch. I got the real life. Should never
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: change it.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: She got a crazy mouth. We dropping the F word
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: all the time talking about Dick.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: My dad knows.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Everyone knows so yet and I'm his kid. Yes, no
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: matter what, my Dad's gonna be proud of me. That's
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: just how life works.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: So for the I think two people that commented, by
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: the way everyone that showed my dad love on the
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: anniversary of his passing, I love you guys so much.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: There were two people that were like, your dad would
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: be so disappointed.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Now he ain't. No, he ain't.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: He's watching his baby girl being a If there's one
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: thing that I know that I'm doing an okay job at,
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: it's being a mama to my kid.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, we're like really figuring this out together. Oh yeah,
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: holy shit, we're doing it.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: He's very, very proud, and I am beyond blessed to
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: call him my dad. And six months after his passing,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: I get sober. I just hope that you guys have
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: a fantastic day and try to practice gratitude today. Know
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: that this too shall pass. Nothing lasts forever. Feelings are temporary.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Just with the punches, because you got this. I love
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: you guys so much. I'm off to Disneyland. Have the
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: happiest tom Day, Enjoy the new episode of Vander pump
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Rolls and I Look at You next week