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Hoppe Labor Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.6.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Oh, my God. I cannot believe I'm 33.
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  And I feel like I have no one to, like, talk
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  to about it besides millennials. So if I talk
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  to any boomer, they're all like... Well, you
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  can be as old as me. Like, well, you guys could
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  buy a house by making $10 ,000 a year. Not exactly
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  excited about being a year older. I'm not mad
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  about it. It's just you would never think you
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  would listen to this show. And you would think
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  that I love attention. I kind of do. But I like
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  attention, like anonymity attention. Like Pinellas
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  Podcast. Always on camera. That's fine. He wants
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  to be seen. I post a five second video of me.
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  It's on my social media. I like posting my show,
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  outraging people, and then leaving. I just do
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  it differently. So like, it's like getting phone
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  call after phone call. And it's, I don't want
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  to come off like an ungrateful brat. That's the
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  thing is I feel like if people hear this and
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  be like, you got mad. No, no, no, no. I just,
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  I just, I don't know. It's not exciting. It's
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  just another day. But then it's like September
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  4th comes and it's like, I have this weird love
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  hate with it. We're like, I love it. I love it
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  when people call for my, I love hate it. So someone
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  calls for my birthday. I don't want that phone
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  call, but I kind of like the phone call because
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  of my ego. But then once it's over with, then
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  I'm like, oh, can we go back to talking about
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  me all the time? Mm -hmm. It's part of my only
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  child syndrome. Mm -hmm. You know what I mean?
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  Yeah. I'm really doing a good sales pitch out
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  there. Mm -hmm. benefits i have i don't know
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  this girl didn't hit me up my mom was like all
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  sad that i was sad on my birthday it made me
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  sad what an exciting segment this was right just
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  delightful radio i try to be grateful so i was
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  talking to one family member And this family
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  member is not really into, like, radio at all.
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  They want to remember me as, like, me in the
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  90s. They don't want to really think about, like,
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  me, you know, talking about socks on the air.
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  And the family member was like, well, you could
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  be back in Cleveland. I was like, wow, thank
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  you. You want to hear what it was like when I
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  was growing up? Here's a little home video. Merry
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  Christmas. There's my grandma. And goodbye. Okay,
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  next. She's like me. She doesn't want to be on
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  camera and she's drinking. Ah, Sam. Ah, it's
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  so, such a visual. If you want to see any of
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  my home videos, what you got to do is type in
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  like, copy 1995, 94, 96, 97. It wouldn't let
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  me make a playlist because it's like trying to
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  keep kids safe and it would have been nice to
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  have it all organized, but they're all out there.
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  If you want to see what it was like being me,
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  I love this generational divide. that we have
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  going on here. This generational divide is not
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  like religious versus being atheist or boomers
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  versus millennials, even though it kind of is.
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  I love the radio hosts. I saw Anthony Coovey.
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  I made a video recently about, oh, and I'm a
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  huge O .B. and Anthony fan. He unfollowed me
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  on Twitter. I don't think he likes me anymore
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  because I don't like Carl from one of these podcasts.
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  But it's the whole, oh, I'm on the radio and
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  they're all just podcasts. It's just a part of
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  the era of what we grew up in, dude. I don't
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  know. I don't understand. The radio hosts in
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  the 90s, all the Gen Xers when they were in their
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  30s, the boomers passed the torch. Of course
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  radio is still good for Gen X because you guys
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  didn't pass the torch. But then you wonder why
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  everyone's going to kick, twitch, stream, all
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  of that, dude. You can't just re -fucking schedule,
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  or not reschedule, but you can't just gatekeep
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  and then be like, why is everybody under 30 not
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  listening? Because they can't relate, because
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  you're like their ugg. The other thing that's
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  been driving me nuts recently is I feel like
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  I've been having to defend Chicago. I go to this
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  Calabar that's kind of MAGA, and they're just
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  like, what's going on with Chicago? And I'm like,
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  I don't know, man. Why don't we just leave Chicago
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  alone? It's already the second city. It's already
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  the forgotten city. We would let it be. Let it
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  suffer. We've suffered enough as a city. I love
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  people that are like, oh my gosh. It must be
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  so great being cool. Oh, it must be amazing.
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  Yeah. I usually hurt my back when I'm sleeping.
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  And I can't really lift anymore because of my
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  back. Oh, it's wonderful and dandy. It's so amazing.
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  That was great. Not really, man. You're never
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  anonymous. Everyone always knows where you are.
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  And this just in. I'm a clumsy guy. So I kind
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  of manifest that. 8 -5 -6 -49 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4
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  -6 -7 -7 -3. Also on my mind, it's this weird
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  thing, and nobody else that I know on LinkedIn
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  goes through this because a lot of my friends
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  have normal jobs. But there's like these people
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  from Dubai. All their names are like M .D. Patel
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  something. M .D. Kash Patel. I don't know. And
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  they're always like... I gave you 70 download
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  top of podcast chart if you sign up service.
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  They always have like the worst grammar. And
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  they all look the same. They all look like they're
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  from like Dubai. And that they have like facial
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  hair and it's just very strange. Very, very strange.
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  Here's a video right here. And there is this
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  girl at this smoke shop I've been really wanting
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  to ask out. Yeah, I've done that before. There
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  is a Gen Z Tampa Bay Morning Radio host, a female,
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  who followed me when she worked in another city.
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  And I think she might have heard a little bit
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  of hoppy hour. And I went to DM her the other
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  day because she moved here. I was trying to see
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  if I could take her out. And I saw she unfollowed
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  me. And I was like, oh. Probably didn't like
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  the Taylor Swift rants. I'm kind of getting that
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  kind of vibe. There's a certain type of girl
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  that likes me. It's usually bisexual, free spirit.
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  They can, you know, not take jokes, but I'm not
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  a pretty, I'm not ugly per se, but I'm not like,
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  like I see like Scott Tablet on Fox 13. That's
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  great. It's wonderful. It's dandy. Looking all
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  handsome with his muscles and all that. And I'm
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  like, ah. That'd be nice. But then all thought
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  out to be Scott Tavlin. Whatever. And then there's
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  this right here. This is an easy way to entertain
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  kids, but handing your child a device to go online
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  can introduce them to people they should not
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  be talking to. Manatee County Sheriff's Office
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  arrested 27 such people this summer, resulting
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  in more than 250 charges. As FOX 13's Kimberly
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  Crisanto reports for us now, the sting was...
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  So they caught 27 people. There you go. And then
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  there's this right here. I want to actually interview
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  somebody from this campaign, Dump Duke. Everybody
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  knows that I can't stand Duke Energy. They literally
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  screw us without lube. I'm KC Auburn, your St.
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  Pete and South Pinellas reporter. A local organization
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  called Dump Duke. major changes i'm telling you
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  we need to get rid of duke energy my favorite
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  part is when they compliment themselves oh we
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  helped you out after the hurricane that's what
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  you're paid for you're a company that provides
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  power good for you to both its name and its mission,
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  now focusing on gathering petitions. I do look
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  around and I just, it's like, how do people afford
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  this? It's unbelievable. I know so many people,
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  so many friends of mine have up and left because
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  they're just like, well, what are you going to
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  do? Yeah, I mean, the thing is, there's been
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  times I haven't had enough money to pay and I
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  had to push it back. You know what I'm saying?
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  I had to like push, and they only allow you to
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  push back your date of payments twice a year.
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  They should allow you every month to push it
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  back if you don't have the fucking money. We're
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  going to pay you. James Kidder is one of many
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  people who live in St. Pete who say their power
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  bills have gotten too high. It's just a depressing
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  email. That or finding out someone got laid off
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  at a job. Those are two emails you don't like.
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  The Duke Energy bill and that. Everything just
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  adds up. It's always some little ticky tacky
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  thing. And it's always just like. Yeah, you always
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  look at what they're like making you pay for.
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  It's like, what is this new fee? It's the we're
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  screwing you without loop fee. Death by a thousand
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  cuts, you know. Many residents are fed up with
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  the rising costs. I will say the true heroes
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  are the people that work outside for Duke. I
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  love you guys. The CEOs screw you. And now I
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  want to see the city move away from Duke Energy.
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  But they were supposed to move away. in August,
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  but they were too lazy to come up with a plan,
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  so now we're working with them without a contract.
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  That's toxic. And towards municipal -run power,
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  a local organization called Dump Duke has been
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  pushing for the change for months, and on Wednesday
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  launched a new campaign. I might start, listen
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  to me, if anybody from the Dump Duke campaign
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  is listening, I want to have all you on my show.
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  We gotta get rid of Duke! Promise I won't yell
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  if I interview you. It's a big time to do this,
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  and it's an important time to do this. Ah, there's
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  some cute girls doing it too. Man, I could need
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  my future wife at the Dump Duke event. The organization
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  is aiming to collect 20 ,000 signatures to place
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  a charter amendment on the 2028 ballot that will
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  allow residents to vote on where their power
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  comes from. That should be what happens! We should
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  be the ones that choose it! Something like this
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  is maybe not going to change the world, but it
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  does feel like a small way of being like, hey,
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  well, we can do a little something about it.
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  And they're just such asswipes. And Duke and
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  the politicians, I swear, are in bed locally
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  because they do nothing to get rid of them. Because
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  frankly, they can afford the Duke bill, so they
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  don't care. While many people agree with the
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  change, other people say they want to keep Duke
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  energy here in St. Pete. Who, the politicians
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  that are in bed with them? Who? Because the company
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  already owns and operates the current infrastructure.
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  Okay, well that's the thing, is they're doing
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  hard. Makes me so mad. Just because you don't
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  have the current resources doesn't mean you can't
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  manifest it. Jesus Christ. We spent a whole year
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  about the fucking Rays. We get the shit about
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  that team. I mean, I know there's fans, but when
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  it comes to Duke Energy or fixing the city after
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  the hurricane, we've done nothing. Maybe Charlie
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  Criss can help. I love just the way things are
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  going right now. Because you're a rich boomer.
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  Shut your ass. I'm sick of it. I'm getting worked
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  up. Dump Duke. Whatever. Then there's this right
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  here. Parking a big debate in Manatee County.
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  Good evening, everyone. I'm Josh Fenster. I'm
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  Jennifer Lee. Thank you for joining us. Oh, yeah.
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  Some neighbors say they're creating problems
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  in residential communities, while rental owners
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  say more restrictions could go too far. News
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  Channel 8's Cassandra Mischak heard from the
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  public while commissioners sat down to discuss
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  what could change. With Labor Day right around
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  the corner. Oh, yeah. Everyone's going to be.
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  These short -term rental properties are gaining
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  popularity. Oh, yeah, everyone wants to just
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  have a party at a rental band somewhere and go
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  home the next day. But it's not all good news.
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  Some neighbors are concerned. The bass is so
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  loud, it goes through our house. Oh, yeah, the
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  frickin' boomers. Yeah. You guys totally didn't
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  party in the 80s. Shut up. I haven't even been
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  able. Wow, this thing just got kind of sad. I
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  feel bad, but yeah, I could see. I mean, I've
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  had neighbors throw parties. I can see how it's
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  annoying. I don't know. They need to have like
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  a neighborhood of just all Airbnbs so that you
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  can just party hard. Yeah. If you have more rules,
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  then you're going to, you know, lose the business.
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  I love this comment here. These people are stupid.
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  We already have noise laws. Enforce noise laws
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  and leave rental properties alone. If you don't
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  like living near Airbnbs, don't live in places
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  where Airbnbs are. You are wealthy enough to
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  live on a beach. Go live somewhere else. somewhere
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  else. I sound like a Looney Tunes character.
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  These rich ladder -pulling losers want to use
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  the powers of the government to fix their problems.
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  Perfectly set. I almost got hit in the head by
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  a golf ball while I was cooking dinner. Those
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  pushing for change. You're on nine. Angels say
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  their biggest concern is what happens when a
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  vacation rental starts disrupting the people
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  who actually live around it. Things like noise,
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  too many cars, and large groups coming and going.
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  Well, I can imagine the car situation. If you're
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  going to a party, like this girl I was hooking
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  up with when she came to town and I went through.
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  in Minnesota, she had an Airbnb and they had
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  to be specific about where the parking is. That
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  is kind of a hard problem. Hey, you need all
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  this money to live in peace. All right, shut
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  up, Boomer. You had the best life ever. Shut
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  up! Here's a man being accused of entering a
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  93 -year -old woman's house. I'm 93 years old
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  and I just woke up and somebody was standing
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  over my bed. Pretty terrifying, right? That's
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  the 911 call from a Hillsborough County woman
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  who says she woke up to an intruder right at
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  the foot of her bed, having around 7 .30 on Sunday.
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  The sheriff's office says she initially... Oh,
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  yeah, he's just looking at his mugshot. He just...
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  It's like a 102 .5 The Bond listener. He thought
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  the man was her grandson and called him a little
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  closer. So that's what happened there. Yeah,
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  he thought it was her grandson. It was not. Mm
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  -hmm. New at noon right now, a former Rowan Salisbury
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  school bus driver accused of having an inappropriate...
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  relationship with a student. This is supposed
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  to be North Carolina news, but whatever. Ricky
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  Taylor was arrested in Florida. Authorities say
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  that they received a tip about the incident back
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  in 2024. Man, I don't get pedophiles, dude. Kids
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  are annoying. Jesus Christ. Meantime, a judge
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  with the 12th Judicial Circuit has found himself
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  on the other side of the bench after receiving
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  a traffic citation for failure to give information
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  at a crash. The case has been moved to Lee County.
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  They're not going to let you in Lee County. Oh,
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  just... If you're heading to Camp International
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  Airport for your holiday weekend, get away. Get
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  ready for a lot of company. Oh, yeah. It's the
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  every day... Not every day. It's the thing that
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  happens every holiday season. Christmas. Give
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  you everything from Christmas, Memorial Day,
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  Labor Day. It's the local news talking about
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  how populated the airport is. Happy Hot Topic!
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  Happy Hot Topic! And his cantor is taking the
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  Chicago sky and the city of Chicago to court.
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  I am so sick of Enos Cantor. I know technically
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  what he's doing is kind of funny, but it's like,
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  dude, you weren't that good of a basketball player.
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  Obviously you were good enough to make it into
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  the league. I'm not saying that, but I'm just
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  saying you're obsessing over all these trans
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  stuff in this short lifetime. I mean, I know
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  you've become a Republican hero, but this is
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  how you want to be remembered? Being an annoying
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  troll that makes all men look bad? Because the
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  former NBA player has filed a lawsuit in federal
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  court against both of those two groups. Yeah,
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  he was just absolutely insufferable. You know,
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  dating him, he would just be a complete narcissist.
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  He's the type of dude, you know, if he's banging
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  a girl from behind and there's a mirror, he's
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  looking at him. Mm -hmm. Welcome to TMZ Sports.
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  I'm Babcock here with Lucas Dillon and Tawanda.
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  We said this wasn't over and here you go. It
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  will not go away. It's absolutely insufferable.
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  I was so excited when Angel Reese and Kaitlyn
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  Clark joined the league. I was like, yes, this
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  is going to make women look good. And it's been
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  the opposite. It's been a freaking headache.
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  Exhibit A, Enes Kanter, today, on Thursday, in
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  a, again, in a federal court in Illinois, has
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  filed a real deal lawsuit against, again, not
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  just - He just has bitch slap face. Like, you
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  know he's had drinks poured on him in the club.
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  The Chicago Sky, the team that kicked him out
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  and then banned him, but also the city of Chicago
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  basically - What a waste of freaking time, dude.
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  Why aren't you even playing basketball anymore?
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  Is Enos Cantor still in the NBA? I don't even
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  know what he's doing. No, he's not in the NBA.
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  He had an 11 -year career. That's fine. You did
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  okay. You were in Oklahoma City, New York, Portland.
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  You were okay, but you're just annoying, dude.
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  You're just an annoying guy. Now, can't there...
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  Announced the lawsuit on his social media. Oh,
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  look at me. I'm not getting enough interaction
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  today. Shut up. He actually put up a screen grab
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  of the first sheet of the lawsuit. Go to the
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  TMZ Sports website if you want to read more.
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  This is going to get tossed out. What a waste
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  of time. I'm so tired. Anytime I go to any part
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  of a red city in Florida, like Largo. They all
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  are applauding him like he's a hero, and I'm
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  sick of hearing about it. About the suit, we've
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  got the entire thing. Along with the screen grab,
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  he said this. See you in court. Um, um. If that's
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  what you want to do, I mean, Rick Ross literally
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  said, fuck it, life's too short. I don't want
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  to go to court. And then you have Enos cancelling.
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  I don't want to go to court. And I got nothing
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  else to do. Shut up. You're annoying. Yeah. I'm
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  Chad Mills in Pinellas County, where a fight
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  is brewing over whether cameras like those ma
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  - I'm gonna tell you right now before it even
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  begins, I do not like Sir Sheriff Bob of Pinellas
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  County. I know a lot of Pinellas County residents
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  that were born and raised here, and everybody
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  has a story about this douchebag! He's a power
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  -hungry moron, and he's dirty. And I have friends
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  in the comic community that have been to jail
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  before, and I know it's not supposed to be a
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  fun place, But they dehumanize you worse than
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  people I know that have been in Hillsborough
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  County side. They're just douchebags. Of course
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  he's going to like flock cameras. He's a pig.
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  Manufactured by flock safety should remain on
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  county roads. We cannot fight crime in the Stone
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  Age. The Nellis County Sheriff Bob Goltieri.
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  You have the Stone Age, but you guys are misusing
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  it. That's the problem. You can like it all you
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  want. No flock cameras. Shut up. You're misusing
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  it. Making the case for flock and other license
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  plate reading cameras. Even though the state
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  has ordered those cameras removed from state
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  highways, Goltieri won't voluntarily remove the
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  50 or something. He looks just like a penis.
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  He literally is a dickhead. Man, I have so many
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  stories about him. But I don't know if they're
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  true, so I ain't gonna say it. So license plate
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  cameras that are along county roads. It just
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  makes sense, like, that he would like it. And
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  I'm not anti -cop. Obviously, you saw in Seattle
• 21:35
  when they had that area where there were no cameras
• 21:37
  or no cops. Everything went to crap. But I don't
• 21:40
  like when cops are looking for things. I wish
• 21:44
  there could just be a day if there's no arrests
• 21:46
  or no reason to pull people over, whatever. But
• 21:50
  they're always looking for things, especially
• 21:52
  in Pinellas County. He says they've helped deputies
• 21:56
  recover stolen cars, find missing people, and
• 21:59
  that's great. For every two stories of cops using
• 22:03
  it correctly, there's about six of cops misusing
• 22:07
  it. So shut your ass. Solve violent crimes. That's
• 22:11
  great. Wonderful. Only use it for that, but you're
• 22:14
  not. Taking away the tools that lead to effective
• 22:17
  crime reduction. And getting rid of things that,
• 22:21
  you know, let us stalk our lives because we think
• 22:23
  they're cheating on us while we're on the force.
• 22:25
  Really lead to crime increasing. And the only
• 22:27
  winners, if that happens, are the criminals.
• 22:30
  You know, the ex -girlfriends that don't want
• 22:32
  to be stalked, you moron. But Pinellas County
• 22:34
  Commissioner Vince Nowicki says the technology
• 22:37
  has gone too far. So I've gotten several emails
• 22:40
  and dozens of phone calls over the last few weeks
• 22:43
  that this is a privacy issue. You don't say.
• 22:48
  Breaking news. Becoming a police state. Nowicki
• 22:51
  has drawn up a plan that would end the county's
• 22:54
  contracts with Flock and other license plate
• 22:56
  camera providers. We didn't even get to vote
• 22:58
  on it. came out of nowhere. Oh, wow. Let me see.
• 23:02
  54th Avenue. I know where that is. Interesting.
• 23:05
  There's one right there. Remove the cameras from
• 23:07
  county roads. Gualtieri says that's the wrong
• 23:10
  approach, but his defense also raised questions
• 23:14
  about what protections are in place to prevent
• 23:16
  the cameras. Yeah, whenever you talk to a cop
• 23:19
  that's for it or a Republican that's for it,
• 23:22
  they're like, well, it's country's criminal,
• 23:24
  and you also stalk people from being misused.
• 23:28
  Gualtieri says deputies are supposed to enter
• 23:30
  a case number with every camera search. Yeah,
• 23:33
  but they're not doing that, buddy. That's the
• 23:34
  problem. Isn't that terrible? But he acknowledged
• 23:40
  the system allows them to search without those
• 23:43
  case numbers. Yeah, if you could, like, have
• 23:46
  a warrant to use it, that's fine. But you're
• 23:48
  pretty much admitting, I like it because I can
• 23:50
  stalk people. God, Bob, you're a douche. You
• 23:54
  make Grady and Judd look like a saint. And that's
• 23:56
  freaking hard. And everyone knows I'm team, um,
• 24:00
  Chad Chronister. Hey, y 'all. Hey, y 'all. Jennifer
• 24:07
  Lawrence is getting candid about cosmetic procedures.
• 24:09
  Listen, Jennifer, you are so freaking beautiful.
• 24:13
  Oh, my God. I love the meat on your body. You
• 24:19
  look good. You don't need any procedure done.
• 24:22
  I don't understand why Hollywood is so hard on
• 24:26
  themselves. I know a lot of women are afraid
• 24:28
  to age. You know, just because of them not getting
• 24:34
  roles, but Jennifer, you are a beautiful woman.
• 24:37
  Stay the life. The Hunger Games actress reveals
• 24:40
  details to Vogue about her routine baby Botox
• 24:43
  while sharing her take on... Oh my God, I love
• 24:46
  just a naturally aging woman. A few wrinkles
• 24:50
  on your face is fine. It looks so fake. plastic
• 24:56
  surgery, including the one procedure she's still
• 24:59
  not certain about. There's no baby down. You
• 25:02
  don't need any procedures. Unfortunately, I saw
• 25:08
  you naked when the fappening came out. Jennifer
• 25:11
  tells Vogue, you really like clam chowder, as
• 25:13
  Mike Kelton says. In an interview published on
• 25:15
  September 3rd, oh, I'm really nervous about these
• 25:18
  fat transfers. Why are they doing this? Can someone
• 25:22
  just tell Jennifer Lawrence to listen to this
• 25:24
  segment? Can someone let them know it's going
• 25:27
  to be fine? I mean, Jesus Christ. I support other
• 25:30
  people doing them because I want to continue
• 25:32
  to watch and see what happens. Come on, man.
• 25:36
  You're fine. Literally and vaguely. But I don't
• 25:40
  know about that. I mean, I would love to have
• 25:42
  a buccal fat removal. No, just chill and make
• 25:45
  movies. You don't need anything done. I can't
• 25:48
  because everybody would know. But just know that
• 25:51
  I want that. You need help. You need to just
• 25:54
  get taken to Powtown. Jennifer also shares which
• 26:01
  beauty treatment she does partake in but doesn't
• 26:03
  exactly love. I hate getting my hair colored.
• 26:07
  I also hate going... I've heard it's... It really
• 26:26
  depends on when you're listening. It's going
• 26:30
  to be on late. Labor Day Eve, Happy Labor Day
• 26:34
  on Monday, Tuesday at 6 a .m. and Fresno's Hot
• 26:39
  97 .7. Whenever you're listening. I appreciate
• 26:45
  it, but why is it that women claim they want
• 26:49
  equal rights, but then want Lindsey Clancy to
• 26:52
  get away with it? Man, fuck that. We can't have
• 26:58
  it both ways. Why is it when Chris Benoit does
• 27:04
  it? He's a scumbag. But when Lindy does it, oh,
• 27:09
  she's so mentally ill and postpartum depression.
• 27:12
  Hey, my mom had postpartum depression. You know
• 27:15
  what she did in the 90s? She talked a lot. She
• 27:18
  didn't murder me. I think some of you wish she
• 27:21
  did. Mm -hmm. All kids out of the pool for adult
• 27:25
  swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning
• 27:36
  show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive,
• 27:42
  and those are his good qualities. A sick person
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  with a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One,
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  two, three, go. Yeah! Door is closing. Hi, this
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  is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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  Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If I hit
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  this button, boom, the whole program's gonna
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  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, what up? Testing
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  one, two, three. Does this voice work? I think
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  it does. Hey there, how are you? This is Happy
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  Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppe. Of course,
• 30:03
  it's technically my day off. Being, you know,
• 30:08
  Labor Day Eve or whenever you're listening. But
• 30:12
  I don't really take days off. I just sit around.
• 30:16
  Of course, the one day I could have gone to the
• 30:19
  pool. This happened. It's cloudy in Florida,
• 30:25
  man. Oh, Jase. Show your ass. I'm like an old
• 30:46
  man, you know? Oh, I don't know. Shut up! When
• 30:57
  the ceiling drops too fast. What's going on?
• 31:07
  I got it! Oh, yeah! Burn my dick. Water. Oh,
• 31:21
  what's going on? Call the show. 856 -49 -Hobby.
• 31:40
  That's 856 -49 -467 -73. You can tweet at me
• 31:46
  at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio
• 31:51
  .gmail .com. Yeah. What are we going to do? All
• 32:00
  right. Got a lot to talk about today. Some ideas
• 32:06
  I read. So I, you know, I don't know. Like all
• 32:15
  the older people around me. You're not having
• 32:19
  a midlife crisis. I'm not having a something.
• 32:21
  I bought like seven books on Amazon. Let me see
• 32:25
  if I can get them. It was by the one by Wolfman
• 32:27
  Jack. Doug Greaseman, the Doug Greaseman tract,
• 32:32
  the Greaseman, Jackie O from formerly of Kyle
• 32:36
  and Jackie O, Terry Boers and Mancow's book.
• 32:39
  And then Larry Lujak's book and then Art Hellier,
• 32:42
  who is like the original shock jock of the 1950s.
• 32:47
  Can you tell I like radio? No way. But you know
• 32:54
  what I did treat myself to? Even though they're
• 32:57
  a bunch of overpriced douchebags. Over there
• 33:02
  at YouTube TV. I had to sign up for YouTube TV,
• 33:05
  man. It is just so clutch. You can watch it wherever.
• 33:09
  The DVR movies that aren't on streaming services.
• 33:13
  It's great. The problem is it's $1 ,200 a year.
• 33:21
  You get what you pay for. But I am in the season
• 33:24
  of sports. As of this day, we are recording September
• 33:29
  6th. We got three days until the NFL comes back.
• 33:33
  Woo -hoo! But the thing, ladies and gentlemen,
• 33:38
  boys and girls, is that means the days are going
• 33:41
  to get shorter. It means everyone's going to
• 33:45
  be going to bed earlier. You know what I mean?
• 33:48
  But I mean, it's fun. I don't like the holiday
• 33:51
  season. Why? Because everyone's overworked in
• 33:54
  radio. Now listen, I'm grateful to be, you know,
• 33:57
  working in radio. And I'm grateful for all the
• 34:01
  opportunities. But by December 26th, I'm like,
• 34:05
  am I still alive? Yeah. Again, I'm grateful.
• 34:11
  Why do you think they call it the holiday hangover
• 34:14
  in January? Why do you think Rover's Morning
• 34:16
  Glory had the holiday hangover? Because it's
• 34:19
  a thing. First, you have Ryan Hoppy's birthday
• 34:22
  on September 3rd. And you have Halloween. And
• 34:27
  you have Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's,
• 34:30
  Kwanzaa, Hanukkah. If you're a dumb boomer that
• 34:36
  likes a terrible sitcom, which is coming up later,
• 34:39
  we have AI videos of actually Seinfeld being
• 34:42
  funny. I'm done, you guys. You know what drove
• 34:47
  me nuts? This is what drives me nuts. And maybe
• 34:52
  I should be grateful that this is a problem I
• 34:54
  have. The other day, I was trying to watch Cartoon
• 34:58
  Network, which first of all, Adult Swim now begins
• 35:01
  at like 5 p .m., which is weird. Man, Cartoon
• 35:06
  Network's doing it to themselves. All these cable
• 35:09
  channels are trying. They're getting their money
• 35:13
  from the sponsors and then get out of there.
• 35:16
  They don't care. Man. This one needs to show
• 35:21
  Code, the show about the kids, or Cow and Chicken,
• 35:26
  or Courage the Cowardly Dog, or Powderpuff Girls,
• 35:29
  or Johnny Bravo. But now they got, you know,
• 35:34
  Bob's Burgers at 5 p .m. I'm good. They're not
• 35:38
  even trying anymore. But this is something that
• 35:42
  drove me nuts. The idea of Adult Swim was that
• 35:48
  you were clicking on the words Cartoon Network
• 35:50
  and watching something you're not supposed to
• 35:52
  be watching. What do you do now on YouTube TV?
• 35:55
  At 5 p .m., Cartoon Network goes off air and
• 36:00
  then there's an Adult Swim channel. I don't like
• 36:02
  that, man. No! I know they're probably doing
• 36:05
  it to keep the kids safe, but I'm telling you,
• 36:08
  the idea was that you're not supposed to be watching
• 36:11
  it. Take some fun out of it. And I love how they
• 36:18
  do that now. Where it's not as like, I don't
• 36:23
  know what the word is. It's not as dirty as it
• 36:26
  was 20 years ago, 10 years ago. He's showing
• 36:29
  Bob's Burgers and King of the Hill. That's pretty
• 36:32
  mild. Show Stroker and Hoop or Ossie McGee. You
• 36:38
  guys, if you're an Adult Swim fan, you'd get
• 36:40
  the reference. Or Fresky Dingo. Or C -Lab. Or
• 36:44
  Aqua Teen. Or The Brack Show. Or Harvey Birdman.
• 36:48
  Or Moral Oral, that disturbing cartoon. Or Super
• 36:51
  Jail. What else is there? Oh, Mission Hell. Home
• 36:58
  Bullies. The Oblogs. Yeah, could you tell? That
• 37:02
  Adult Swim. describes my humor. I mean, I even
• 37:06
  begin to show. All kids out of the pool for adult
• 37:10
  swim. Got it. All kids out. Yeah, it describes.
• 37:18
  I like to tell people that like a good old Mike
• 37:21
  Count the morning show is like the family guy
• 37:25
  of radio. It's mainstream. It was edgy. Now it's
• 37:30
  passable edgy. And I'm like that weird cartoon
• 37:34
  at 3 a .m. that you're like, is this even real?
• 37:38
  You know what's funny? I have been thriving off
• 37:43
  of being grumpy. You know why? Because my whole
• 37:47
  family on my birthday was like, oh, yeah. You
• 37:52
  know what you're going to do? You got to be happy.
• 38:00
  That's what you tell a depressed person with
• 38:02
  bipolar 1. Oh, you got to be happy. I'm trying,
• 38:08
  man. Being grumpy and always assuming the worst
• 38:14
  is the best. Because then when things go your
• 38:17
  way, you don't have to rely on gibbous. It's
• 38:24
  amazing. Do you ever notice that the most miserable
• 38:31
  women out there, the ones that are just so cranky,
• 38:36
  the ones that say, all men suck, they're awful,
• 38:41
  they're terrible. And then they get mad when
• 38:44
  they turn 40 and then the old men are dating
• 38:45
  women seven years younger. Oh, but we don't need
• 38:48
  men. And then you look at what they listen to
• 38:53
  and watch and it's murder documentaries. Podcast
• 38:56
  Forever TV on Netflix. Not every man is a bad
• 39:05
  guy. That'd be like saying every broad's like
• 39:09
  Lindsay Clancy. Even though there's someone out
• 39:12
  there that's like, I should push part of the
• 39:14
  budget. Shut up. It's not an excuse. She's still
• 39:20
  an asswipe. You know what's funny about streaming
• 39:25
  services like Netflix or even Tubi? Any of them.
• 39:30
  I have more fun. Like, I just got YouTube TV
• 39:33
  and I did my whole On Demand, which is all the
• 39:37
  Adult Swim shows. I like the idea of having whatever
• 39:40
  I want to watch, whatever I want to watch it.
• 39:43
  But I don't actually watch it. I can't. I'm going
• 39:47
  to watch that show never. I'm going to watch
• 39:49
  that show never. I'm going to watch that show
• 39:51
  never. But just knowing it's out there. Knowing
• 39:57
  I could watch Tulsa King. Knowing I could watch
• 40:02
  Queens of whatever that gangster show is with
• 40:04
  the woman on Netflix that my friend Kelly told
• 40:06
  me about. Knowing I could watch Mayans. Knowing
• 40:12
  I could watch Power Book 3. But I'm not going
• 40:15
  to actually do it. But I like the idea of it
• 40:19
  being out there. Man, this is all alleged in
• 40:25
  the club. Not really. We all know Kaelin Haley.
• 40:32
  The life of Brent Haley, who was a producer for
• 40:36
  the Buffalo Loves Men show and Howard Stern.
• 40:39
  And he also served this country like a badass.
• 40:43
  And he is a soft swinger, as he said, with his
• 40:48
  wife, Kaelin. I was on Howard Stern radio last
• 40:52
  night. You'll never believe what I saw him. His
• 40:58
  life's now a prostitute. $600 an hour, man. That's
• 41:03
  inflation. I find her very pretty because you
• 41:07
  know she'd be a freaking Ben. Kaylin! It's one
• 41:11
  thing to do OnlyFans. It's one thing to get gang
• 41:16
  banged in the corner with that video while Brent's
• 41:18
  eating gummy worms. Whatever you got, you don't
• 41:21
  want to sell your body. As Brent said on the
• 41:28
  Stern Show, you're built like a shit brick house.
• 41:31
  Enjoy it. You got to rock and kind of rock your
• 41:35
  body. You don't need to be a hooker. I don't
• 41:44
  get that. And then on the website, because I
• 41:47
  did my research. Trust me, I'm never paying for
• 41:51
  a prostitute. Because now in my life, I get caught.
• 41:55
  I've already worked with people that got caught.
• 41:57
  You know what I mean? I don't want to be that
• 41:59
  guy. Because I would never let that down. Kelton
• 42:03
  would be sharing my mugshot. I'm good. Bye. I
• 42:11
  will tell you, I was looking at the website,
• 42:13
  and it's like, what the girl does, and it's like,
• 42:16
  hey, pee on you. And it's like, licking stuff.
• 42:23
  All of it. And I'm like, Jesus Christ. What happened
• 42:29
  in your childhood? And I like print. I think
• 42:35
  he was the best part of Bubba's show because
• 42:37
  he was smarter than everybody in the room. And
• 42:41
  he played a good villain on his third show. But
• 42:42
  dude, tell your wife not to be a hooker. I was
• 42:51
  reminiscing about how hard it was back in the
• 42:54
  day, allegedly, because I never did this. Even
• 43:00
  on my teenage years, my life was like an HBO
• 43:03
  teen series. Oh, geez. I'm telling you, ladies
• 43:11
  and gentlemen. Man, remember, allegedly, you
• 43:16
  would hear about friends being yourself. Are
• 43:18
  you just saying allegedly to cover your tracks?
• 43:20
  Remember when your friend would have to go to
• 43:23
  the sketchy apartments in that hometown to buy
• 43:26
  marijuana? Mm -hmm. And you know what happened?
• 43:32
  It would have seeds in it. It would give you
• 43:35
  a panic attack. And now you can just go to a
• 43:39
  smoke shop, even though they might be getting
• 43:41
  rid of it, and just get a pre -roll for $5. We
• 43:45
  are definitely in the future. You know why else
• 43:51
  we are in the future? Because I don't want to
• 43:53
  go to the club anymore. I kind of got invited
• 43:59
  to a party anymore, but I'm kind of bougie now.
• 44:03
  Now that I've had free perks. I ain't going,
• 44:06
  not for free, but with my back, it would have
• 44:09
  been standing room only. I'm like, oh, that sounds
• 44:12
  painful. What's funny is I don't want to go to
• 44:18
  the club anymore. And in this song, he don't
• 44:20
  want to leave the club. Can mingle with my peeps,
• 44:43
  so we head into the club in a Suburban 17 For
• 44:46
  my niggas high as hell, now it's time to get
• 44:48
  our groove on Flying longer than a motherfucker,
• 44:50
  people move on Can we get by? Can we get drunk?
• 44:53
  Can we get into this club so we can get this
• 44:55
  bitch clunk? It ain't nothing like dancing with
• 44:57
  a hoochie with a fat butt But if you're smoking
• 44:59
  cigarettes instead of weed, back up Act up, get
• 45:01
  your ass tossed out the back door What you think?
• 45:03
  Hit em up, tote, big guy And it ain't shit, you
• 45:07
  can tell me That shit got friends for me, Rob
• 45:09
  G and LG Loco, Nacho, Roja, and Big E Hope you
• 45:12
  got your freaky friends Cause them niggas came
• 45:14
  with me And we ain't tryna leave yet Till we
• 45:16
  build up a sweat And finish these last few bottles
• 45:18
  of Moet So, uh, come home and drink a few beers
• 45:40
  and dance a little bit. Cohiba in my hand, drinkin'
• 45:43
  the real shit. Straight with no chasin', weed
• 45:45
  with no lacin'. My clique be the shit, get crocodiles
• 45:48
  and snake sins. Just tippin' these hoes and strippin'
• 45:50
  these hoes in the club like I'm with Scottie,
• 45:52
  pippin' these hoes. I want everybody hot so you
• 45:54
  can all feel the vibe. You gotta be with the
• 45:56
  chief, you gotta deal with my tribe. I ain't
• 45:58
  never lie, nigga, I had to have a good time.
• 46:00
  And for every bitch I had, a nigga never took
• 46:02
  mine. I'm like Jimmy Wine, same OG, plain old
• 46:05
  me. A dead rapper in the club, blame on me, shame
• 46:08
  on me. For trying to pull all the women I'ma
• 46:10
  hit them up in goddamn jams like Russell Simmons
• 46:12
  Crazy, get it clunk, hit hard like brass knuckles
• 46:14
  Even Stevie Wonder can see I'm a bad motherfucker,
• 46:17
  come on Cause I'm a player with skills And I'm
• 46:39
  not from Buffalo, but I'm stackin' the bills
• 46:41
  Women love this hill, T -Town motherfucker Full
• 46:44
  -star player, hatin' every damn motherfucker
• 46:45
  Hooties all on my tip because Kray stay hard
• 46:48
  Holdin' more dead presidents than the graveyard
• 46:50
  I'm out to have a good time with these links
• 46:52
  on me Everybody grab a cup, shit, drinks on me
• 46:55
  Come on We don't wanna leave this club. We don't
• 47:20
  wanna leave this club. Yes! three days as of
• 48:21
  this recording until the NFL comes back! Aren't
• 48:29
  you excited? Mmm! So, uh, Aaron Donald and his
• 48:38
  baby mom are arguing over their dog in court.
• 48:41
  Yeah! That's that millennial thing. Boomers are
• 48:46
  fighting over couches. Mmm! And they were fighting
• 48:51
  over other things. But millennials, you're fighting
• 48:55
  over the right to see your dog. Aren't you ever?
• 48:59
  That's all you're doing. Oh, to control this
• 49:04
  world. Not really. But first... Down to fired
• 49:28
  Fox Sports analyst Mark Sanchez, who just agreed
• 49:31
  to plead guilty nearly 11 months after he allegedly
• 49:34
  assaulted a 69 -year -old truck driver. Loser!
• 49:38
  Not the truck driver, Mark Sanchez. How does
• 49:42
  it feel? Man, your legacy. As an okay quarterback
• 49:49
  is not going to be forgotten. Your legacy as
• 49:52
  a passable announcer is not going to be forgotten
• 49:55
  because you're a dumbass. Who then stabs Sanchez
• 49:59
  in self -defense. A felony which contains a penalty
• 50:02
  of one to six years. We are literally talking
• 50:05
  about space. Under the charges, there's a very
• 50:09
  high risk if he goes to trial and he loses, he's
• 50:11
  looking at significant custody time. Yeah, I
• 50:14
  would just admit it. Admit that you're a failure
• 50:18
  knife. Admit that you like all the teenage girls.
• 50:24
  Google that. Admit that you're greasy. Just admit
• 50:29
  that you're a dumbass and call it a day. I would
• 50:32
  expect, given the fact that he doesn't have a
• 50:33
  significant criminal history, whatever plea disposition
• 50:36
  is worked out. Yeah, not the criminal history
• 50:38
  part is going to get him off. It's that he's
• 50:41
  an NFL quarterback. And in America, we applaud
• 50:46
  that. That means you get away with things. Ben
• 50:50
  Roethlisberger, Ray Lewis, OJ Simpson. We love
• 50:58
  our American football players. We don't give
• 51:01
  a shit about soccer, but everything else in the
• 51:05
  club, all we do. That is not going to involve
• 51:08
  a significant amount of time in custody. It can
• 51:10
  involve a month or more, but my expectation is
• 51:13
  that it won't. All right, there you go. You're
• 51:16
  just a failure. Sentencing is set for November.
• 51:19
  Footage obtained by TMZ and the New York Post
• 51:22
  from that night captured an injured Mark stumbling
• 51:25
  while clutching his stab wound. Oh, yeah. You
• 51:28
  look like trash. By the way, you always kind
• 51:33
  of look like trash. Grizzly photos showed the
• 51:35
  truck driver hospitalized in a neck brace. Yeah,
• 51:38
  he got beat the shit out of. What the hell is
• 51:40
  wrong with you, Mark? I know you probably have
• 51:42
  CTE, but you're a dumbass. After suffering severe
• 51:45
  head injuries, he claims left him permanently
• 51:48
  disfigured. Oh, that's not good. It's a special
• 51:51
  position that I'm in. This is from 09. I'm just
• 51:54
  trying to set the right example. Oh, yeah, good
• 51:57
  job. You really set a freaking example, you dork.
• 52:01
  Mark is now the third high -profile sports figure
• 52:04
  in just four days. Hammer. Tiger Woods. to plea
• 52:11
  out after getting caught for bad behavior. I
• 52:14
  love the Tony Romo footage. He has those puppy
• 52:16
  eyes. It's so terrible. How many drinks have
• 52:20
  you had? One. These unethical players are out
• 52:28
  of control. Happy Hot Topic. I'm hopefully going
• 52:34
  to be supporting my pregnant wife. We're going
• 52:37
  to start a family. Oh, yeah. I didn't know Aaron
• 52:42
  Rodgers liked women. Rodgers is getting candid.
• 52:45
  Oops, I didn't mean to do that. This is chaos.
• 52:47
  That was my karma. Start over, my bad. I'm hopefully
• 52:51
  going to be supporting my pregnant wife because
• 52:54
  we're going to start a family. Aaron Rodgers
• 52:56
  handed about his next chapter, revealing he's
• 52:59
  hoping to go from the end zone. What the hell's
• 53:03
  going on? Before the parents on Sirius XM's Mad
• 53:05
  Dog Radio, the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback
• 53:07
  said he wants to start a family with wife Brittany.
• 53:10
  All right, good luck with that. Sorry about the
• 53:12
  chaos. These fucking TMZ ads. You're sucking
• 53:16
  me off without lube. I actually don't really
• 53:18
  need lube, man. What are you doing? It's all
• 53:22
  right. You know what that bit was. I think we
• 53:26
  need it right here. I think we need it right
• 53:29
  here. Ah, just another day in Tampa. They fell
• 54:03
  asleep while they were listening to Kelta. I'm
• 54:05
  like, jeez, can you have any less energy? Here's
• 54:08
  Michael Irvin and Neon talking about Jed York
• 54:13
  getting a hooker. Mm -hmm. Who is that? Yeah.
• 54:22
  Neon! Really doesn't do any prep. It's gotta
• 54:27
  be nice being a nepo, baby, where you can just
• 54:30
  kind of get the gas because you got clout and
• 54:34
  you got money, but you don't know anything. York
• 54:38
  is the owner of the 49ers who got caught. You
• 54:43
  ever heard of them, man? With their sex workers.
• 54:49
  $140. Yay, the trailer park! Not a good one in
• 54:54
  Vegas. Oh, this is recent. Not the half -off
• 54:56
  clearance sale at the Bunny Ranch. Wow, he ripped.
• 55:02
  This is weird to me because I feel like boomers
• 55:05
  and even Gen Xers that had a show, they put an
• 55:09
  effort to know things. They'll be like, wait,
• 55:12
  wait, to Malik Beasley, what was it like playing
• 55:15
  the Knicks in the playoffs? It's kind of endearing
• 55:18
  how stupid he is. And me myself, I'm like, you
• 55:21
  know, he was, he got divorced five, six months
• 55:25
  ago. Hey, Michael, pass the Coke. Yeah. Coca
• 55:28
  -Cola. And I'm like, man, come on, man. I love
• 55:35
  how they're doing these videos where they have
• 55:36
  like this delicious food in front of them, but
• 55:38
  they're talking. I would be like. Turn the camera
• 55:41
  off. I'm eating this fucking lasagna. Is that
• 55:43
  really a clown? You know. What? That man ain't
• 55:50
  old. Man, he has his brain died. And Ian's like,
• 55:52
  what do I do with this? This guy's stupid. Like,
• 55:57
  imagine if you want. What was the last 20 seconds?
• 56:02
  It's like run on sentences. It's like talking
• 56:04
  to Ian Beckles. What are you saying? I can't
• 56:14
  listen to this. Oh, yeah. Young Jock. Meet me
• 56:25
  in the club. It's going down. Roll Out Magazine
• 56:31
  celebrated 20 years of that song. Doesn't that
• 56:33
  make you feel old in the club? Let me take a
• 56:38
  sip of this. Oh, yeah, I think I'm coming down
• 56:43
  with a cold or something. One sec. Meet me at
• 56:55
  Happy's house. Let's have sex. He'll blow you.
• 57:03
  What do we have here? On this Avery show, known
• 57:08
  as Happy Hour. Oh, yeah! This is that guy, Dajon
• 57:13
  Love, that was pretending to be a wide receiver,
• 57:15
  even though he looks like someone that flips
• 57:17
  burgers. Thing is, like I say, I know your situation.
• 57:21
  Everybody want to be rich. Everybody do. Yeah,
• 57:25
  he's talking about himself. Mm -hmm. That's what
• 57:28
  he's done right here. That's exactly what he's
• 57:32
  done. Unfortunately, everybody just won't be
• 57:35
  rich. That's the reality. But, you know, from
• 57:41
  your friends to loans to... Oh, you're so philosophical!
• 57:50
  You scam artist! Asking people to make it happen.
• 57:56
  It might not be $10 ,000. It might be closer
• 57:59
  to $5 ,000. Oh, yeah. That's how much I have
• 58:03
  as my net worth. Get $2 ,000 from this person,
• 58:06
  $2 ,000 from that person, $2 ,000 from this person.
• 58:09
  Like I said, it's only four days. And then that's
• 58:13
  when you got the money. Like, I know, you know,
• 58:16
  everybody has access to doing that. Oh, God,
• 58:20
  I feel stupider. And those women! Are sending
• 58:25
  themselves back. You know why? Because they wanted
• 58:29
  him for the money. Doesn't he look like he has
• 58:31
  money? He looks like a trash bag. Take care of
• 58:33
  yourself. Do a face mask. Something like. Doesn't
• 58:40
  look great. Here's a trans student getting mad
• 58:43
  after being misgendered. He had blue hair. He's
• 58:46
  mad. He's mad. He's mad. This is a kid that was
• 58:52
  in middle school during COVID that has never
• 58:55
  been told no. What's the problem? Why do you
• 59:07
  let those kids get away with this? They're not
• 59:10
  supposed to be here. Lower your voice. I am going
• 59:14
  to put handcuffs on you, and I'm going to take
• 59:16
  you home. Man, I'm telling you, it has nothing
• 59:18
  to do with him or whatever gender he wants to
• 59:20
  be. These kids that are now in college during
• 59:25
  COVID, that were in middle school during COVID,
• 59:27
  that are now in college, they're out of their
• 59:29
  mind. Baker Act facility. Lower your voice. Yeah,
• 59:33
  you don't want to get Baker Acted. That ain't
• 59:35
  fun club. Quiet. Are you threatening me? You're
• 59:40
  threatening me. Are you threatening me? Shut
• 59:43
  your fucking ass off, Cobb. You're the mentally
• 59:45
  ill teenager. Go fuck yourself. I mean, yeah,
• 59:52
  he's being a brat, but you don't have to... Shut
• 59:55
  up! Why are you saying this? Your wife's cheating
• 59:58
  on you! I ain't got time to hear you screaming
• 1:00:02
  and yelling. I don't have time to constantly
• 1:00:04
  be abused. We'll get, we'll get... Ah, this poor
• 1:00:06
  kid, man. Get me down here, then, because I got
• 1:00:09
  to work this stolen vehicle. This is like a South
• 1:00:11
  Park episode. OPB. Alpha 73 University. They're
• 1:00:19
  just in, like, the break room of, like, the university.
• 1:00:21
  There's, like, a subway and all that. Can we
• 1:00:26
  get another unit to deal with Jay Lee? Here,
• 1:00:29
  he is having a breakdown. I don't mean to laugh
• 1:00:44
  because I'm all about the trans rights, but this
• 1:00:47
  reaction right here ain't going to help you.
• 1:00:49
  Here, he is having a breakdown. What'd you say?
• 1:00:57
  7 -30 -51. Well, he's trying to tase her from
• 1:01:00
  pepper spray him. Get down on the ground right
• 1:01:03
  now. No! No, please! You're about to get sprayed.
• 1:01:06
  No! Get down on the ground right now. Leave me
• 1:01:08
  alone! I can come in. This fucking cop's a douche.
• 1:01:11
  I hope he never has kids. You're a loser! You
• 1:01:16
  little bitch! Leave me alone, please! Okay, are
• 1:01:20
  you going to calm down? I'm getting my phone
• 1:01:22
  out. I have to film this. Okay, I'm telling you.
• 1:01:25
  Are you going to calm down? I'm going to film
• 1:01:26
  this. The most Gen Z thing ever. I will calm
• 1:01:32
  down. I will calm down. Do you know what this
• 1:01:35
  is? I will calm down when you get the pepper
• 1:01:37
  spray on my face. Leave me alone. I have... Pepper
• 1:01:43
  spray. This is not funny anymore. Is that really
• 1:01:47
  funny? Jesus Christ. What did we... What were
• 1:01:51
  we thinking? We're like, oh, we're going to shut
• 1:01:53
  down the whole world. And every person that was
• 1:01:57
  born in 93 watched TV during 2020. But these
• 1:02:00
  kids are in school. And then you got the boomers.
• 1:02:04
  Oh, those F -words for gay people. Ah, just tell
• 1:02:07
  us you want to suck off a man. If you care that
• 1:02:10
  much about what someone's doing, you probably
• 1:02:13
  want to suck off a guy. Oh, you want a nice,
• 1:02:15
  meaty penis. I'm sorry. It's the only reason
• 1:02:18
  you would care. Just a nice, meaty, girthy penis.
• 1:02:24
  Speaking of that, here's Kaylee Gunner, who's
• 1:02:27
  in porn talking about her dad. Were they kind
• 1:02:29
  of not surprised that that's something that you
• 1:02:31
  would kind of follow up and do? Yeah, they're
• 1:02:33
  like, yeah, our daughter's always out to, like,
• 1:02:36
  4 a .m. She's gonna do porn. They were not surprised
• 1:02:40
  because they knew my lifestyle. Like, I was always...
• 1:02:42
  Oh, yeah. Prom night was wild. Yeah. Sexual.
• 1:02:47
  The naughty one. But my family, my mom is very
• 1:02:51
  religious, so she doesn't really know. Yeah,
• 1:02:53
  that's what usually happens when you got a hot
• 1:02:55
  ass dog and you're religious. This is the route.
• 1:02:59
  They go down. Oh, we keep it a little secret.
• 1:03:01
  But my dad. She has no clue. No, she's in the
• 1:03:04
  Bible belt. She's off social media and everything.
• 1:03:07
  Maybe she'll find out someday, but I just hope
• 1:03:09
  she doesn't. We'll see. And then my dad, he found
• 1:03:12
  out because he's actually like highly. obsessed
• 1:03:15
  with porn. Yeah, it's probably where your sexuality
• 1:03:17
  came from. Like my whole life. So it's kind of
• 1:03:20
  like karma because his daughter became a porn
• 1:03:22
  star, but. So did. Karma for a guy who wanted
• 1:03:25
  to get his rocks off. Shut your ass. Actually,
• 1:03:28
  your ass is never really shut. Did you tell him
• 1:03:30
  because of that? I didn't even tell him. He was
• 1:03:32
  actually watching porn with his girlfriend in
• 1:03:34
  bed. And then he saw his daughter. Oh my God.
• 1:03:42
  I'm glad that's not my daughter. And he just
• 1:03:44
  popped up on the screen. Her having like nine
• 1:03:47
  penises. Oh, it's my daughter. A real proud father.
• 1:03:52
  Good old browser's ad. So did he have a conversation
• 1:03:56
  with you after that? Yeah, so he texted me. He
• 1:03:58
  was like, are you doing XXX? I'm sure he had
• 1:04:01
  to calm down after he saw that. Yeah, I would
• 1:04:03
  assume. How does my daughter with some clam chowder
• 1:04:08
  on her face? His dick was out and it was like,
• 1:04:11
  uh. She's finally funny. You're promiscuous.
• 1:04:20
  Here's Violet Myers talking about what she did
• 1:04:22
  before OnlyFans. Before I even did porn, I was
• 1:04:25
  on ChatterBait. That's a little weird, isn't
• 1:04:28
  it? Just a college girl doing that. Pretty much
• 1:04:32
  how I... Oh, just a college girl on ChatterBait.
• 1:04:35
  Got started, so... And what do we have here?
• 1:04:42
  Kayla B says, King Von's baby mama slept with
• 1:04:45
  one of the OTF gang bangers. So everybody know
• 1:04:51
  that. They don't have nothing to do with me.
• 1:04:52
  I can't control nobody fucking. Nobody pussy.
• 1:04:55
  You was fucking on Von too. That's my mom's text
• 1:04:59
  on the fight that's very off -putting. Here's
• 1:05:09
  a woman. She said, I'm not going to even plan
• 1:05:11
  that the Lindsay Clancy case has changed dating
• 1:05:14
  forever. Yeah. Did not realize. Again, it's these
• 1:05:18
  murder documentaries. All these limits signing
• 1:05:21
  on her. Oh, but she's both bottom to brush out
• 1:05:27
  her ass. It's like allowing Kanye West to act
• 1:05:30
  up. Oh, he's bipolar. I'll take care of your
• 1:05:33
  mental health then. So sick of people using mental
• 1:05:36
  health as an excuse. I'm mentally ill. I don't
• 1:05:39
  kill people. Or hate on Jews. They're all my
• 1:05:44
  bosses. I'm kidding. Ah, here we go. Most guys
• 1:05:48
  don't understand that a girl actually will date
• 1:05:50
  you, even if she doesn't originally like you.
• 1:05:53
  Yeah, you gotta kinda earn them. And then when
• 1:05:56
  you get the opportunity to go to pound town,
• 1:05:58
  puppy, you gotta go to pound town. Because of
• 1:06:01
  the way that girls develop feelings. And if you're
• 1:06:03
  new here, hi there, my name's Eden. Time for
• 1:06:05
  the link in the frickin' bio! shut up and i do
• 1:06:10
  happen to be a girl so i can tell you what girls
• 1:06:11
  actually want okay first of all you need to understand
• 1:06:14
  that there are two main ways that girls will
• 1:06:16
  fall for a guy and the first one is the one that
• 1:06:18
  you probably already know when she's a crush
• 1:06:20
  on this guy she really likes this guy she just
• 1:06:22
  thinks oh he would just pound me out she's really
• 1:06:26
  going out of her way to date this guy she like
• 1:06:29
  likes him like she likes him okay then there's
• 1:06:32
  other people that a girl will like, okay? She'll
• 1:06:34
  be interested in him. She might not know him
• 1:06:37
  well enough to like him, or she might not even
• 1:06:39
  think of liking him. Oh, shit! But there's things
• 1:06:41
  about him that she really likes. She might think
• 1:06:43
  he's really funny. She might think he's really
• 1:06:45
  friendly. She might think he's really kind. She
• 1:06:47
  might love talking to him. I can't play it because
• 1:06:49
  the music is going to back on. But I must let
• 1:06:51
  her drink it to the point! Here's Brittany Renner
• 1:06:58
  going off on Lindsay Clancy. Man! When someone
• 1:07:03
  like Brittany Renner is the voice of reason,
• 1:07:05
  we have a problem. And you look at Lindsay Clancy's
• 1:07:09
  dirty, rotten eyes. She's a crazy bride. There's
• 1:07:12
  nothing in there. Yeah, I know. I haven't seen
• 1:07:16
  any guys that I think are cute. Sorry. She's
• 1:07:23
  always outside of this club in Mississippi. What
• 1:07:27
  do you think of the Lindsay Clancy case? there's
• 1:07:30
  not enough postpartum in the world to kill your
• 1:07:33
  children. Hell yeah! As much as a bust out as
• 1:07:41
  she is. I applaud that. Until something else
• 1:07:46
  is presented, I'm just going to look at reality.
• 1:07:49
  Thanks, babe. Keep it real. I'm like that dumb
• 1:07:52
  broad, Lindsay. I'm getting mad. We got here.
• 1:08:00
  Here's Lisa Ann on Younger Guys. Because now
• 1:08:03
  these young men are having a harder time dating
• 1:08:05
  than ever because for the first time ever, the
• 1:08:09
  girl can make more money. Yeah, it is kind of
• 1:08:12
  awkward when they're like marketing directors
• 1:08:15
  and like Celsius energy drinks. And you're like,
• 1:08:20
  I work in radio. I can bring the pound down.
• 1:08:24
  And maybe you kill his dinner. having fake sex
• 1:08:28
  with people online through their pages. So why
• 1:08:32
  are they going to go on dates? Yeah, I don't
• 1:08:34
  know. I'm just, I'm so old. Hey, where are you
• 1:08:37
  from? Five things you should never say to a girl
• 1:08:42
  you're interested in. If you want girls to stay
• 1:08:45
  interested in you, you might want to hit that
• 1:08:47
  follow button so that you can see more. I don't
• 1:08:48
  give a fucking. Stop with the follow button!
• 1:08:51
  If we want to follow you, we'll follow you. Your
• 1:08:54
  constant reminders about this. Hello, buddy.
• 1:09:00
  Out of control. Here's Blueface talking about
• 1:09:04
  if Navea DMs NBA Youngboy. He treats me like
• 1:09:10
  the hoe I am? And do. Oh, well, there's somebody
• 1:09:14
  else who's probably wanting to treat me better.
• 1:09:16
  And there is. Yeah. Then I'm back and find out.
• 1:09:21
  I was not talking about him. God, your house
• 1:09:24
  looks like it just smells like poop. He did the
• 1:09:26
  first time. Poop and regret. What if I left?
• 1:09:30
  In the shelter. You're a scumbag! And a deadbeat
• 1:09:38
  dead! God, he's the worst. The absolute worst.
• 1:09:44
  One shitty husband and one shitty male juror?
• 1:09:50
  Two shitty men who have absolutely derailed and
• 1:09:57
  or could derail Lindsay Clancy's life. I wish
• 1:10:02
  I was gay. Be nice. I mean, I didn't miss the
• 1:10:07
  vagina. But at least we know we want to get our
• 1:10:10
  rocks off and we don't assume one person represents
• 1:10:12
  a whole gender. Like at the gay pride parade,
• 1:10:17
  people were being heterophobic towards me. Not
• 1:10:18
  to think, oh, you're a white. Man, shut up. I'm
• 1:10:22
  an ally, okay? Don't tell me what I believe or
• 1:10:27
  don't. Here's AI Seinfeld about crypto. George,
• 1:10:35
  I just met this guy. I think you two would really
• 1:10:37
  get along. Oh, yeah? Why do you think that? He's
• 1:10:39
  crypto, like you. Crypto? Elaine, I'm not into
• 1:10:41
  crypto. I'm into Bitcoin. Okay, what's the difference?
• 1:10:44
  What's the difference? That's like saying I like
• 1:10:45
  classic rock. This guy likes Coldplay, so we
• 1:10:47
  should hang out. I like Coldplay. George, this
• 1:10:55
  is Mark. Mark George. Elaine Smith, the Bitcoin
• 1:10:57
  guy. Yeah. You know, I've been thinking. Bitcoin
• 1:11:00
  should move to proof of stake. It's more secure,
• 1:11:02
  more efficient, better for the planet. And honestly,
• 1:11:04
  Bitcoin should probably be governed by a DAO.
• 1:11:06
  See? You already have so much to talk about.
• 1:11:08
  Yeah, it's uncanny. This is funnier than the
• 1:11:13
  real show. CZ tweeted funds were seifu and we
• 1:11:16
  bounced back. George, you got a problem with
• 1:11:19
  me? It's not you. I'm just Bitcoin. Come on,
• 1:11:21
  maximalist. Nothing else? No. Gun to your head.
• 1:11:28
  Monero. And then here is George transitioning.
• 1:11:35
  Jerry, I've thought about it. I've weighed the
• 1:11:37
  options and I've decided I'm transitioning. I'm
• 1:11:39
  a woman now. Transitioning, right, to a woman.
• 1:11:42
  And the floral print, that's the first step?
• 1:11:44
  It's kind of funny. It's not a step, Jerry. It's
• 1:11:49
  a revelation. I feel a lightness, a grace. There
• 1:11:52
  you go. And then the last one, I promise. Here's
• 1:11:55
  Elaine supporting Lindsay Clancy. I'm telling
• 1:11:58
  you, Jerry, I support Lindsay Clancy. The evidence
• 1:12:00
  is circumstantial at best. She's not a murderer.
• 1:12:02
  She's a victim of circumstance. She should be
• 1:12:04
  found not guilty. Crazy. You are completely insane.
• 1:12:07
  She didn't just happen to be there. She did it.
• 1:12:09
  She should be locked up forever. 8 -5 -6. 49
• 1:12:16
  Hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6. 494 -6773. You can tweet
• 1:12:23
  at me. You can always email me in the club. Ryan
• 1:12:31
  Harvey Radio. Here's a ballad danger talking
• 1:12:41
  about going into our frat house. You know, you're
• 1:12:43
  out of your parents' house and all that shit,
• 1:12:45
  so it's like the best. I went to a frat house,
• 1:12:47
  actually. Oh, yeah! I went to a frat house to
• 1:12:51
  drop off fleshlights as a reward for the Pledges
• 1:12:56
  talent show. Oh, yeah. That stuff's weird. I'll
• 1:13:00
  just use my hand. How many? I'm even using my
• 1:13:03
  hands right now. I had like five of them. And
• 1:13:07
  I went with my friend. I had my friend, like,
• 1:13:11
  this guy, like, come with me because I just felt
• 1:13:13
  the smell. When I went into that, I've never
• 1:13:17
  smelled something so foul in my life. And there's
• 1:13:22
  beer, like, it's like a thick layer of just beer
• 1:13:26
  on the floor that's just... Oh, God. You had
• 1:13:29
  a party the other day, right, Paz? Yeah. He was
• 1:13:31
  like, I'm considering moving. The floor is still
• 1:13:34
  black. The floor is black. Oh, my God. They are
• 1:13:38
  delightful. Here's Navea ranting. They got me
• 1:13:44
  fucked up. 499. Bitch, I ain't never charged
• 1:13:50
  499 on these hands, huh? 25 to enter. 200 for
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  the picture. Hello. All right. And I got receipts,
• 1:13:58
  bitch. I ain't never sold it for $4 .99, hoe.
• 1:14:03
  That's where society's at, is we're applauding
• 1:14:05
  you for being expensive on the OnlyFans. You're
• 1:14:08
  a bust down! All right. You know, that's rude.
• 1:14:14
  I don't need to listen to this. Kid Cudi and
• 1:14:19
  Peter Rosenberg are going at it. Man! I know
• 1:14:22
  I thought you were successful, but Peter Rosenberg's
• 1:14:25
  a bitch! Rich homie Quan died two years ago.
• 1:14:30
  And here's Rick Ross talking about the game.
• 1:14:34
  Project that was released last week, documentary
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  three. Two Kanye features, Drake. Features. Party
• 1:14:44
  downstairs. Got it. Snoop Dogg, E -40. Whatever.
• 1:14:48
  Marsha Ambrose. Drake, you're the ruler. May
• 1:14:51
  he rest in peace. Whatever. I don't know what
• 1:14:53
  he's talking about. Here's my favorite porn star.
• 1:15:00
  Autumn Falls. Talking about getting into porn.
• 1:15:03
  I got into the industry when I was 18. Two months
• 1:15:07
  after I turned 18. It was something that I was
• 1:15:11
  like planning on doing. Oh, that's good. For
• 1:15:14
  a while. Were you talking to like your high school
• 1:15:16
  counselor? So what do you want to be when you
• 1:15:18
  grow up? An accountant? A nurse? No, I want to
• 1:15:20
  have semen on my face. So... I started out. Gosh,
• 1:15:27
  it's incredibly hot. Like webcamming for the
• 1:15:32
  first two months. Then I got the opportunity
• 1:15:35
  to shoot in Florida. Oh, yeah. And then. That
• 1:15:41
  voice is so freaking hot. It just kind of took
• 1:15:44
  off. Yeah, it took off. It took off. I was going
• 1:15:48
  to win. Why are women smashing right away when
• 1:15:54
  they know they don't like a guy? Because they're
• 1:15:57
  bored. Because they're dead inside. Sounds like
• 1:16:01
  a huge epidemic. The strongest man you'll ever
• 1:16:04
  meet isn't the one who never breaks. It's the
• 1:16:07
  one who quietly rebuilt himself in silence. I
• 1:16:10
  guess. I don't know. I love the whole mindset
• 1:16:15
  of, oh, I'm going to prove my ex wrong. No, your
• 1:16:17
  ex wants you dead. They don't like you. Prove
• 1:16:23
  them wrong. I'm just saying. I don't want to
• 1:16:28
  die here. Oh yeah! Here's everyone's favorite
• 1:16:32
  bust on Joy Taylor. Talking about how she took
• 1:16:36
  care of her boyfriend and he cheated on her with
• 1:16:38
  his stripper. Hey honey, you were a part of marriage's
• 1:16:41
  failing and you got a job because you slept around.
• 1:16:45
  So that's karma, honey. I was. financially supporting
• 1:16:50
  a boyfriend. Here's the problem, guys. When a
• 1:16:56
  woman financially supports you, is they hold
• 1:16:59
  it over your head. When we do it, we're obligated,
• 1:17:02
  but we're in a tough spot. And the woman helps.
• 1:17:05
  In the moment, she's like, baby, don't worry
• 1:17:07
  about him. It's okay. I love you. And then when
• 1:17:11
  you break up, she's like, oh, she needed my help.
• 1:17:15
  Shut up. And he's on the couch, like playing
• 1:17:22
  video games and stuff. Yeah, heaven forbid. I
• 1:17:24
  bet he worked nine to five. He wasn't just getting
• 1:17:29
  pounded out of work like you are, honey. It's
• 1:17:31
  like it's been going on for like a month now
• 1:17:32
  because I was like, don't worry about it. I got
• 1:17:34
  the bills. Man, you are sweet. You are nice.
• 1:17:37
  Yeah. Heaven forbid he probably paid the other
• 1:17:40
  much and you were busy buying drinks with the
• 1:17:43
  boss. Actually, he was buying you drinks, but
• 1:17:44
  you know what I mean. You were busy not being
• 1:17:47
  a good girlfriend. What did I get for that? So...
• 1:17:51
  Man, she was really hot on Fox. But she always
• 1:17:56
  wears this like, kind of like, like this vest.
• 1:17:59
  Like this, it's almost like, I don't know how
• 1:18:01
  to describe it. Kind of looks like if like jeans
• 1:18:03
  were a vest, like that same cloth. She is just
• 1:18:06
  dressing like a bored bisexual. I, he's like,
• 1:18:10
  I'm like, all right, look, it's been a while.
• 1:18:12
  Like we got to get a job, you know? Yeah. Boy,
• 1:18:17
  I love when a man says a dull woman. He's crucified.
• 1:18:21
  Man, funk dead. You want equal rights? Don't
• 1:18:26
  hold it over his head. Because when we hold it
• 1:18:28
  over your head, we're crucified. Man. We could
• 1:18:32
  never win. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time
• 1:18:42
  for Poppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com
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  Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably had
• 1:18:52
  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside
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  um we all i smell is poop we also need to be
• 1:19:00
  affectionate and you can see that with barack
• 1:19:03
  and michelle as well they do a lot of touching
• 1:19:06
  kissing even fisting and we'll call it a day
• 1:19:11
  the semen was so big it's not lacking any meat
• 1:19:15
  and that's what real women need stop cussing
• 1:19:21
  it looks like you went and got a job not on the
• 1:19:25
  ipad screen whatever the case might be in your
• 1:19:27
  hand and a sock and a whatever like thank you
• 1:19:30
  but also i would love to be getting railed but
• 1:19:33
  as a reminder if you don't feel like listening
• 1:19:36
  to this next song you can skip over it but ryan
• 1:19:39
  hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in his selection
• 1:19:41
  so stick around folks When you talk to the south
• 1:20:15
  side You niggas fear Prince and respect it, Pring
• 1:20:19
  For all you slow motherfuckers, I'ma break it
• 1:20:22
  down iller Supreme was the businessman and Prince
• 1:20:24
  was the killer Remember? You used to push the
• 1:20:27
  bulletproof BMA, huh? Say I get you seasick,
• 1:20:29
  I sat back and peep shit They roll with easy
• 1:20:31
  water then, they ain't get blunted Had the whole
• 1:20:34
  project, workin' for fifty or five hundred As
• 1:20:36
  a youth, all I ever did was sell crack I used
• 1:20:39
  to idolize Pat Hurt me to my heart to hear that
• 1:20:41
  nigga snitched on Pat I ain't go out like that
• 1:20:44
  Rumors in the hood was, just for snitches I ain't
• 1:20:46
  believe that Paul, he helped me cop my first
• 1:20:48
  year sex off Had the 4 under the Z, the 5 and
• 1:20:51
  the 3 Used to drive his truck through the hood,
• 1:20:54
  draggin' jet skis From General Wallace to Baby
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  Wise Don't be surprised at how freely I thought
• 1:20:58
  our names are guys Who dealt with buys like L
• 1:21:00
  .A. and Wise Hell got shot in the neck, then
• 1:21:02
  told us connect Them niggas who shot him got
• 1:21:04
  up for 10 bricks Fuckin' Dominicans, turnt around
• 1:21:07
  and gave him more bricks Forgive me, I said it
• 1:21:11
  over and over again Just to stay That first verse
• 1:21:30
  is just a dose of the shit that I'm on Consider
• 1:21:33
  this the first chapter in the ghetto's Quran
• 1:21:35
  I know a lot of niggas that get dope like Demi
• 1:21:37
  and Joe And Prince and Righteous from Hillside
• 1:21:39
  with the mole on his nose Throughout my struggles
• 1:21:41
  in the hood, I started learning Life's a bitch
• 1:21:44
  Pretty face, boy, she burnin' Man, I'ma get cheesed
• 1:21:47
  like Chaz Then run through whips like Seagull
• 1:21:49
  Gamble all the time like country curly -haired
• 1:21:51
  prince And thot, thot, popo under pressure too
• 1:21:53
  They know what they facin' Go against fools like
• 1:21:55
  V -Bow And killers like Fappy Mason A lot of
• 1:21:57
  niggas I know been corrupted since birth Ties
• 1:22:00
  to rob nuns for fun, for everything they worth
• 1:22:02
  I know some cats that hell out whole complexes
• 1:22:04
  like Holywall Together niggas stand and divide
• 1:22:06
  if they fall Round here, the shook niggas, they
• 1:22:09
  keep it in motion Come around here with Chiroly,
• 1:22:11
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  had law of the soul Helicopters, world's worst
• 1:22:17
  with Louis Vuitton interior Might sound like
• 1:22:19
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• 1:22:21
  was no dummy, boy, business to wash the money
• 1:22:23
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• 1:22:26
  Feds couldn't catch him dirty, so set up for
• 1:22:28
  tax evasion Forgive me for I've said Over and
• 1:22:34
  over again Just to stay on top But it called
• 1:22:40
  me rich With sin Over and over again, again,
• 1:22:48
  again, again Yo, rest in peace to Rich and Ron,
• 1:22:52
  money what they was about, yo The twins was from
• 1:22:54
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• 1:22:56
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• 1:22:59
  Paulie, Ducky Corley, Rodney, Bump, and Chick,
• 1:23:02
  yeah A lot of niggas flow the way I flow, but
• 1:23:04
  ain't been in the game all her life, so don't
• 1:23:06
  know who I know Writing rhymes is the best way
• 1:23:08
  I express it Outro Music Oh, yeah! Oh, sure!
• 1:23:47
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• 1:24:46
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• 1:25:04
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• 1:25:24
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• 1:25:26
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• 1:26:23
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• 1:26:30
  This show is for the hard -working average Joe
• 1:26:33
  and Jane that grind in life. Keep it going, bro,
• 1:26:39
  or babe, or whatever the hell you identify as.
• 1:26:42
  I'm a shame. Happy Hot Topic. Ah, here we go.
• 1:27:04
  So remember when Sidney Sweeney had that fake
• 1:27:08
  affair with Glenn? Could you imagine if Sidney
• 1:27:11
  Sweeney got like a burp reduction? Today on TMZ.
• 1:27:18
  So remember when Sidney Sweeney had that fake
• 1:27:22
  affair with Glenn Powell? I don't think it was
• 1:27:25
  fake. I think he banged her up. Utebron, guess
• 1:27:29
  what? Glenn Powell's involved with someone. Oh,
• 1:27:31
  yeah. I think they all need to get involved.
• 1:27:38
  Go to work! Looks like it's pretty serious. Can
• 1:27:42
  we see maybe an engagement next year? We've seen
• 1:27:45
  pictures of him with this girl from the show
• 1:27:47
  Landman. Her name's Michelle Randolph. She's
• 1:27:51
  gorgeous. Put some more respect on her name.
• 1:27:53
  This girl from Landman. Put some respect on her
• 1:27:59
  name. This smoking, sexy, hot chick from Landman.
• 1:28:03
  There you go. Diddy must be doing something right
• 1:28:07
  in prison. His release date has been moved up.
• 1:28:10
  Oh, yeah. That's what he's doing in there. Again.
• 1:28:20
  They're moving it every week. Now it has moved
• 1:28:22
  up to. Oh, I can tell. February 5th, 2028. He's
• 1:28:25
  crazy. I never want to hear anyone bitch about
• 1:28:28
  anything. I'm so sick of this. Toward the end
• 1:28:34
  of 2027? Yeah, that's actually a good goal. I
• 1:28:36
  want to celebrate New Year's Eve free. If he
• 1:28:38
  gets out New Year's Eve, it will be the freak
• 1:28:40
  -off of all freaks. Oh, yeah! Katy Perry manifested
• 1:28:45
  her true love relationship. I don't believe in
• 1:28:48
  manifestation anymore. I kind of do. Justin Trudeau,
• 1:28:54
  she wrote 10 things that she wanted to achieve.
• 1:28:59
  And number 10 was true love. There you go. That's
• 1:29:03
  all they break up in here. Welcome to Sunday
• 1:29:11
  Morning Futures. This is a hot ass woman. If
• 1:29:15
  you put tape over her mouth, she's hot. But she's
• 1:29:19
  got stupid opinions. I'm Maria Bartiromo. I know
• 1:29:22
  that my viewers expect something from me and
• 1:29:25
  they get it. A shocking and abrupt exit. After
• 1:29:28
  more than 12 years at Fox News, Maria Bartiromo.
• 1:29:31
  By me. You all know that I love me some water.
• 1:29:39
  What a cougar. What a cougar. And now we're learning
• 1:29:46
  why. According to multiple reports, she betrayed
• 1:29:49
  Fox by leaking network secrets to the Trump administration,
• 1:29:52
  an alleged violation of her employment agreement.
• 1:29:55
  My ash body was leaking all over anyway. What's
• 1:30:02
  going on here? Well, if you struggle to put down
• 1:30:04
  your phone, you're not alone a new survey from
• 1:30:08
  the pew research center showed that half of american
• 1:30:10
  adults say they spend too much time on their
• 1:30:12
  phones oh jay about one in four adults admit
• 1:30:16
  they're scrolling on their phones almost constantly
• 1:30:19
  yeah i average about two hours and 15 minutes
• 1:30:22
  a week i try to limit it Nearly two weeks after
• 1:30:27
  the passing of country legend Dolly Parton, her
• 1:30:29
  sister Stella Parton is calling on others to
• 1:30:32
  follow her sister's example of leading with compassion.
• 1:30:35
  Stella taking to Instagram September 4th, revealing
• 1:30:38
  she and her family have felt incredible pressure
• 1:30:40
  and insensitivity from strangers since the death
• 1:30:43
  of Dolly at age 80. The 77 year old's first thanking
• 1:30:47
  fans who've offered her family genuine love and
• 1:30:50
  support. Alright, rest in peace baby doll. Oh
• 1:30:55
  yeah! We all go to the grocery store with the
• 1:30:57
  list, or at least try to, but extreme grocery
• 1:31:00
  budgeters are finding Now women do that, not
• 1:31:04
  men! is to make big cuts to the list and the
• 1:31:07
  bill at checkout. Alright, so they're gonna have
• 1:31:10
  a mom tell you how to save money. Whatever! Oh
• 1:31:15
  Jesus! Now let's talk about Kid Cudi and Kanye
• 1:31:19
  West. Oh yeah! They're back together! Kid Cody
• 1:31:23
  is responding to Peter Rosenberg after... Peter's
• 1:31:26
  a bitch. Rosenberg criticized artists for reuniting
• 1:31:31
  with Kanye West. Oh, get over it. He's talented.
• 1:31:34
  I know you're Jewish. And I know he said awful
• 1:31:37
  things. Move on. During his Chicago shows. I
• 1:31:42
  know. Peter Rosenberg. A culture vulture. Wow.
• 1:31:49
  Look at that guy. Looks like double the trouble.
• 1:31:52
  Yeah, there's this lookalike of Usher. Usher
• 1:31:56
  came face to face with his wax self at Madame
• 1:31:59
  Tussauds Las Vegas. Looks more like me than me.
• 1:32:03
  Oh, it's his wax. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that
• 1:32:06
  one has herpes. I mean, obviously, I hope he
• 1:32:10
  likes the movie. Robert Pattinson responds to
• 1:32:13
  Chris Hansen's concerns about his portrayal of
• 1:32:15
  the former To Catch a Predator host. Yeah, Chris
• 1:32:18
  Hansen takes himself way too seriously. You had
• 1:32:21
  a cool job about 20 years ago. Chris Hansen just
• 1:32:27
  always had that vibe that he thinks he's better
• 1:32:29
  than you because he helped catch pedophiles.
• 1:32:32
  And for some reason, I thought he got caught
• 1:32:34
  with a prostitute, but he got arrested for bad
• 1:32:37
  checks in 2019 and then not showing up to court
• 1:32:40
  in 2021. Oh, yeah. He thinks he's better than
• 1:32:44
  you. I don't have to go to my court case. Shut
• 1:32:48
  your ass. Hopefully, Robert Pattinson does a
• 1:32:51
  good job of describing how much of a douche you
• 1:32:53
  are in real life in a movie. The actor stars
• 1:32:55
  in the upcoming A24 psychological thriller Primetime.
• 1:33:00
  Yeah, I feel a whole thing in that to catch a
• 1:33:03
  predator. How's that movie about it? Playing
• 1:33:06
  a fictionalized version of Chris during his controversial
• 1:33:09
  run hosting the Dateline NBC. Why would that
• 1:33:12
  be controversial? He was catching pedophiles.
• 1:33:14
  If you find that controversial to catch pedophiles,
• 1:33:17
  you're probably a pedophile. series and after
• 1:33:20
  chris publicly criticized parts of the portrayal
• 1:33:23
  oh yeah he's never gonna be happy with it why
• 1:33:28
  is that pretty boy doing it shut your ass you're
• 1:33:30
  at nine robert is sharing his take while speaking
• 1:33:33
  to a crowd during a press conference at the venice
• 1:33:36
  film festival september 5th the twilight alum
• 1:33:38
  says i mean obviously i hope he likes the movie
• 1:33:41
  yeah we all do i would hope in some ways like
• 1:33:46
  The amount of inspiration that has... Yeah, he's
• 1:33:50
  a good dude! It's Robert Pattinson! Who cares?
• 1:33:54
  Eric has kind of forgiven so many people who
• 1:33:58
  are involved in this for like years now. Mm -hmm.
• 1:34:01
  I hope it's some kind of compliment. Yeah, I
• 1:34:04
  think you can make a 10 out of 10 movie. But
• 1:34:07
  the fact that the Twilight guy's doing it, I
• 1:34:09
  feel like Chris Hansen is kind of singling him
• 1:34:12
  out because of it. who says he watched to catch
• 1:34:15
  a predator when he was younger explains we all
• 1:34:18
  did as all the youtube clips he was particularly
• 1:34:22
  fascinated by chris's on -screen presence even
• 1:34:25
  after watching thousands of hours of everything
• 1:34:29
  to do with it still can't really put your finger
• 1:34:31
  on it and i think what we were trying to capture
• 1:34:33
  i think is all of our collective enthusiasm all
• 1:34:36
  right so the point is this chris hansen's an
• 1:34:39
  insecure douche And you need to leave him when
• 1:34:43
  it comes to Robert Pattinson alone. Time for
• 1:34:48
  Alex Earl news. We'll be right back. Yeah, all
• 1:35:37
  sloth, all blood But it's hollow in the center
• 1:35:40
  You forget about the dinner Alex Pearl is a wannabe
• 1:35:45
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• 1:35:49
  Happy hour, call it out That's a habit We allergic
• 1:35:53
  to the fake Yeah, we gotta have you. Storytime
• 1:35:57
  hit, but it's all prepped tears. Got a heartbreak
• 1:36:00
  arc every couple of years. New boy, same plot.
• 1:36:03
  Cue the ring light glow like we ain't seen this
• 1:36:05
  rerun four seasons ago. Says I'm real, I'm raw,
• 1:36:08
  I'm a hot mess queen. But the hair never moves,
• 1:36:11
  teeth way too clean. Every word sound clipped
• 1:36:13
  from a promo sheet. Whole life, one long, sponsor
• 1:36:16
  me, angry. Alex Earl is a wannabe father, daddy.
• 1:36:21
  Wannabe, wannabe, wannabe. Trying to copy every
• 1:36:24
  topic, everybody. Come on. I'll talk, I'll glock.
• 1:36:29
  But it's hollow in the center. Oh, yeah. That's
• 1:36:35
  tragic. Let's get to it right now. Happy Hot
• 1:36:41
  Topic. Here's Alex L. Talking about Braxton Berrios
• 1:36:46
  laughing in her face. I would laugh in your face,
• 1:36:48
  too. You're a brat. I texted him. Ah! Shut up.
• 1:36:57
  Alex Earl is getting real about a post breakup
• 1:37:00
  mishap with ex Braxton Berrios. Yeah, women do
• 1:37:05
  this thing where they break up with a guy. And
• 1:37:08
  because they're so easy to move on as a woman,
• 1:37:11
  they expect the guy to always be mourning them.
• 1:37:16
  When we're busy trying to get our rocks off,
• 1:37:19
  we ain't thinking about you. It's like that song
• 1:37:23
  by Bow Wow. Ain't thinking about you. In the
• 1:37:26
  debut season of her family's new Netflix reality
• 1:37:29
  series, Earl Meets World, the 25 -year -old reveals
• 1:37:32
  she recently ran into the NFL player during a
• 1:37:35
  night out with her sister, Ashton Earl. Yeah,
• 1:37:38
  I wouldn't leave that. I was at a party once,
• 1:37:41
  and my ex was there. I didn't say hi to her.
• 1:37:43
  We're not dating anymore, and you're banging
• 1:37:45
  other people. Other people have either rubbed
• 1:37:48
  or been inside of you. I ain't dealing with that.
• 1:37:51
  And BFF Sally Carden. And let's just say the
• 1:37:54
  ex's reunion didn't exactly go smoothly. Yeah,
• 1:37:58
  she's like, oh, he's supposed to mourn me and
• 1:38:00
  bow down to me, even though he has more talent
• 1:38:03
  because he's actually doing something with talent
• 1:38:04
  called playing football while you're living off
• 1:38:06
  of daddy's money. And you're a failed call her
• 1:38:10
  daddy ripoff. Alex, who split from Braxton in
• 1:38:14
  December 2025 after nearly the best month that
• 1:38:18
  ever happened on the get out of you. Three years
• 1:38:20
  together recalls him mocking her over their breakup.
• 1:38:25
  I would do. Saying. To me, he was mocking me
• 1:38:28
  saying, I told you not to break up with me. I
• 1:38:31
  would say that too. He's the man. And now you're
• 1:38:35
  going from guy to guy. Including his former teammate,
• 1:38:40
  Brady. Show your ass. Your flat ass. Laughing
• 1:38:43
  in my face. Like, I told you not to do this.
• 1:38:45
  Yeah, you keep talking about him. You must miss.
• 1:38:49
  How he went to pound town. Because we all know
• 1:38:51
  Brady Lazy. Like, he used to be so grateful to
• 1:38:55
  be on top of me. Confessional, Alex admits she
• 1:38:58
  had enough liquid courage that night to approach
• 1:39:01
  her ex and tell him. Yeah, you know, she was
• 1:39:04
  probably crying when she went home. Like, I'm
• 1:39:06
  so stupid. I'm fit to blood stereotype. How she
• 1:39:11
  was really feeling. Explaining. I must have said
• 1:39:14
  something along the lines of, this is really
• 1:39:16
  hard seeing you. Like, this is really hard for
• 1:39:19
  me. Yeah, women don't like when the guy glows
• 1:39:21
  up. But when the guy doesn't like when the girl
• 1:39:25
  glows up, he's being obsessive. Man, funk that.
• 1:39:28
  But according to Alex, that vulnerability wasn't
• 1:39:31
  exactly reciprocated. Yeah, he's like, you dumped
• 1:39:35
  him. Why would he want to talk to you when you
• 1:39:37
  dumped him? And he knows you're going to use
• 1:39:40
  it for content like right now. With the influencer
• 1:39:43
  saying. Ah, you're still influential. That's
• 1:39:46
  what we call anybody without talent that's famous.
• 1:39:48
  Accent was being a little standoffish. Gee, I
• 1:39:52
  wonder why. And while Alex was initially proud
• 1:39:54
  of herself for walking away. Yeah. That self
• 1:39:59
  -control apparently didn't make it all the way
• 1:40:02
  home. Yes, sir. Cut to the next morning when
• 1:40:06
  a hungover Alex jokes from bed. Whoever let me
• 1:40:09
  text Braxton at 4 a .m. will ruin the day. Yeah,
• 1:40:15
  like a typical cloud chasing woman. You like
• 1:40:18
  how I added the word cloud chasing? But it's
• 1:40:20
  not all women. Like a typical cloud chasing woman.
• 1:40:23
  You expect them to bow down to you and then take
• 1:40:26
  no accountability when you obsessed over them.
• 1:40:28
  And then here's Alex Earl talking about Alex
• 1:40:31
  Cooper. Definitely feel betrayed by Alex Cooper.
• 1:40:37
  Earl finally speaking out about what really happened
• 1:40:40
  between her and Alex Cooper. The longtime feud
• 1:40:43
  rumors were confirmed when Cooper posted this
• 1:40:45
  TikTok video back in April. Alex Earl. Hey, girl.
• 1:40:50
  These are just two dumb blondes with some talent.
• 1:40:53
  I mean, Alex Cooper has way more talent, but
• 1:40:57
  they're just two dumb blondes arguing. The passive
• 1:41:01
  -aggressive... Oh, and you're totally not passive
• 1:41:05
  -aggressive. Shut your ass as well. ...posts
• 1:41:08
  and the likes and the commenting on things...
• 1:41:13
  I got to call you out here. You call everyone
• 1:41:16
  out by yourself. You must be awful to work with.
• 1:41:21
  You're going to need to get specific and just
• 1:41:23
  say what you got to say about me. I feel like
• 1:41:27
  I'm being dated into saying something. Yeah,
• 1:41:30
  because you don't know what to say because you're
• 1:41:31
  stupid. I don't even know why Alex Cooper's mad.
• 1:41:34
  You're both idiots. I'm like, what do you have
• 1:41:37
  up your sleeve? Alex Cooper's is semi -funny
• 1:41:39
  because she has ghost riders. I thought you were
• 1:41:41
  trying to trick me with at the time. Yeah, that's
• 1:41:44
  a problem. If you're afraid of people tricking
• 1:41:45
  you, that means you've been tricked. It ain't
• 1:41:50
  tricking if you got it. earl commented on cooper's
• 1:41:53
  video writing okay on it but she didn't end up
• 1:41:55
  speaking on the issue until now i stayed quiet
• 1:41:58
  for so long because i am had no idea what to
• 1:42:01
  say Scared of Alex Cooper. Earl details what
• 1:42:06
  she claims really went down, saying it all stemmed
• 1:42:09
  from Earl going on Call Her Daddy back in September
• 1:42:11
  2023, just one month after Earl signed with Cooper's
• 1:42:15
  The Unwell Network. Yeah, here's the problem.
• 1:42:17
  I've worked on big time radio hosts, obviously.
• 1:42:22
  And when you are working alongside someone and
• 1:42:25
  they give you an opportunity, they do not like
• 1:42:28
  when you start to shine as bright as them. And
• 1:42:32
  eventually launched her hot mess podcast with
• 1:42:34
  them. All right, enough. Alex Cooper, you're
• 1:42:38
  literally the same person. Shut up. Diplo said
• 1:42:43
  walking through Burning Man is. Terrible and
• 1:42:47
  that he'd rather be in a desert burning. Interesting.
• 1:42:49
  And Kenny Smith said that the Clippers cheated
• 1:42:52
  and are now paying the price. Yeah, Steve Ballmer's
• 1:42:55
  a dumb boomer. Just a stupid man. Nikki Glaser
• 1:43:01
  says she was just seconds away from committing
• 1:43:03
  a Swift crime. Oh, yeah. She's such a suck -offer
• 1:43:08
  of them. At Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's
• 1:43:10
  wedding, the comedian spills some bejeweled details
• 1:43:13
  from the couple's July 3rd nuptials. at madison
• 1:43:16
  square garden including the wedding souvenir
• 1:43:19
  she almost stole an audio obtained by e -news
• 1:43:22
  during her las vegas residency nikki reveals
• 1:43:25
  that late in the night while everyone dance floor
• 1:43:28
  she found herself hanging out by the wedding
• 1:43:30
  cake and that's when she noticed something interesting
• 1:43:33
  explaining i look up at the cake and on the top
• 1:43:36
  tier where the two little cake toppers are it's
• 1:43:39
  just travis taylor's missing and i'm like someone
• 1:43:42
  already took taylor i'm taking travis and with
• 1:43:45
  With guests required to turn in their phones,
• 1:43:47
  Nikki thought she had the perfect no -body, no
• 1:43:50
  -crime situation. Yeah, turning in your phone's
• 1:43:54
  really weird. She says she grabbed the... Kind
• 1:43:58
  of cultish. Grabbed this cake topper and was
• 1:44:00
  just two seconds away from... Can you imagine
• 1:44:02
  if a man told people to give you their phones?
• 1:44:05
  But no, it's... Putting it in her purse when
• 1:44:09
  she... Whatever. Give the shit. Stippin' winning.
• 1:44:12
  What's going on here? That's right. Is this a
• 1:44:16
  prank? Am I being... So here's Howard Stern giving
• 1:44:19
  a serious XM channel to Andy Cohen, Howard 101.
• 1:44:22
  Mm -hmm. What a bizarre old world we live in.
• 1:44:26
  That's right. Is this a prank? Am I being pranked?
• 1:44:29
  No, you are not being pranked. And Andy has been
• 1:44:31
  gracious enough to take over 101, and I have
• 1:44:33
  one request. Yeah. Please continue the tradition
• 1:44:36
  of doing a lot of gay antics. Yeah, we all kind
• 1:44:39
  of know Howard Stern's kind of gay. Because,
• 1:44:43
  you know. Well, your show's gayer than mine,
• 1:44:45
  dude. My show is gayer, so I hope you up the
• 1:44:47
  gay. Yes, I will. You heard him, Andy. Crank
• 1:44:49
  it up to 11. Bravo boss Andy Cohen is taking
• 1:44:52
  over one of Howard Stern's longtime SiriusXM
• 1:44:55
  channels following the big news that the Howard
• 1:44:57
  Stern show will soon be streaming on HBO Max
• 1:45:00
  starting... Yeah, this isn't going to be okay.
• 1:45:02
  This is going to be Jill from Pennsylvania for
• 1:45:04
  45 minutes. ...September 17th. Cohen's previous
• 1:45:07
  spot, Channel 102, meanwhile, is going to Sebastian
• 1:45:10
  Maniscalco's... Oh, he's so fat! Comedy radio.
• 1:45:14
  Don't worry, though. Stern Show will also stay
• 1:45:18
  put on Channel 100. Right, guys? Last question.
• 1:45:22
  Yes. Any chance I could get 100 and you take
• 1:45:26
  101? No, I'm not giving up 100. Howard 101 is
• 1:45:30
  in very capable hands. Enjoy it. Take good care
• 1:45:32
  of it. They left out this line that was... I'm
• 1:45:35
  going to play the unfiltered part of it. They
• 1:45:37
  left out this part where he was making a joke
• 1:45:39
  about guys being behind... Fucking the news is
• 1:45:43
  so scared to be funny. Where is it? Here's the
• 1:45:46
  full video. I thought you were professional.
• 1:45:49
  People are fucking behind us. So what? You've
• 1:45:51
  never had people behind you? Wait a second. You
• 1:45:53
  call yourself a professional? That was it. They
• 1:45:58
  took that part out. I thought that was funny.
• 1:46:00
  We got to be so politically correct. This next
• 1:46:06
  guy right here is the biggest freaking loser
• 1:46:09
  around. Happy Hot Topic. Jim Thorne's time at
• 1:46:16
  Wheel of Fortune has come to an end. Doesn't
• 1:46:18
  he just look like a butterfly? He's got that
• 1:46:20
  big, goopy smile. And he's stupid. One day after
• 1:46:26
  photos surfaced appearing to show the longtime
• 1:46:28
  game show. Appearing to do show. announcer in
• 1:46:32
  an online chat room for pedophiles while oh yeah
• 1:46:35
  while he's always on the public airplane using
• 1:46:37
  public wi -fi what a dumb goofy stupid teeth
• 1:46:41
  looking boomer aboard a flight sony pictures
• 1:46:43
  television confirmed september 4th has been fired
• 1:46:47
  writing in a statement to e -news following a
• 1:46:50
  thorough investigation jim thornton's employment
• 1:46:52
  with wheel of fortune has been terminated effective
• 1:46:56
  immediately imagine that first day you go home
• 1:46:59
  to your family and you're like i I got fired
• 1:47:01
  because I was on a butterfly on a chair room.
• 1:47:04
  E! News has reached out to Jim's attorney. E!
• 1:47:07
  News reached out and they never hear back. But
• 1:47:09
  I feel like this is the one time you're really
• 1:47:11
  not going to hear back. What are you going to
• 1:47:13
  say? Oh, yeah, that was me talking about a buffet
• 1:47:16
  for boys. You're a loser. a comment on his firing
• 1:47:21
  but has not heard back the move comes just days
• 1:47:24
  after sony announced on september 1st that jim
• 1:47:26
  who had served as the voice of wheel of fortune
• 1:47:29
  since 2011 was suspended while the company investigated
• 1:47:33
  allegations against him yeah that's not gone
• 1:47:36
  back in may a fellow passenger on an american
• 1:47:39
  airlines flight from charlotte to los angeles
• 1:47:42
  told tmz she saw jim using his laptop in what
• 1:47:46
  appeared to be a chat room yeah he's like snooping
• 1:47:49
  I was watching Power, it's a show on Starz that
• 1:47:53
  has sex scenes, and I would use a different tab
• 1:47:56
  during a murder scene when I was, and he was
• 1:47:58
  ultimately like, oh yeah, by the way, you don't
• 1:48:02
  want to trust this woman, whoever she is, she's
• 1:48:03
  a rat. For pedophiles, photos obtained by the
• 1:48:06
  outlet appeared to show messages discussing children
• 1:48:09
  at a restaurant. You know what's funny? Not only
• 1:48:13
  is he a loser in life. Not only is he a creep,
• 1:48:19
  not only does he make white people look bad,
• 1:48:21
  but he failed. He spun the wheel and did terrible.
• 1:48:31
  That's the sound of your career going bye -bye.
• 1:48:33
  This is the sound of your wife taking half your
• 1:48:35
  money. 856 -4900. Happy Hot Topic! Up in this
• 1:48:48
  morning, YouTuber Jack Doherty landing himself
• 1:48:50
  back in jail. What a loser. He's just a loser,
• 1:48:54
  Jack Doherty. And he's a part of that generation
• 1:48:57
  that was in high school during COVID. It's all
• 1:48:59
  messed up. And he's just dumb. In South Florida,
• 1:49:03
  he is facing domestic battery charges. He just
• 1:49:07
  looks like a little punk -ass bitch. He is no
• 1:49:09
  stranger to law enforcement. Having been arrested
• 1:49:12
  in the past, he's set to face a judge. Again
• 1:49:14
  this morning. Isabella Martin is live. The latest
• 1:49:19
  from Fort Lauderdale. Isabella. Michaela Leanne,
• 1:49:24
  police say this latest arrest started with a
• 1:49:28
  disturbance call here in Fort Lauderdale. When
• 1:49:30
  police arrived, they say they found Jack Doherty
• 1:49:33
  and a woman had gotten into a physical fight.
• 1:49:36
  Oh, that's good. Not at all. Oh, he's behind
• 1:49:40
  bars here at the Broward County Jail. Loser.
• 1:49:44
  I hear a little snack for everybody in prison.
• 1:49:47
  An absolute snack. Back in the headlines in Back
• 1:49:52
  to Jail for YouTuber Jack Doherty. The 22 -year
• 1:49:55
  -old with millions of followers on social media
• 1:49:58
  was arrested Friday just before noon. Fort Lauderdale
• 1:50:01
  police say they were called to his home on Southwest
• 1:50:04
  Fifth Court for some sort of disturbance. Investigators
• 1:50:07
  say Doherty and a woman got into a physical fight
• 1:50:10
  inside the house. They say the woman was not
• 1:50:12
  hurt. Doherty was arrested and taken to the Broward
• 1:50:15
  main jail. He just looks like an absolute idiot.
• 1:50:18
  You just look at him. He looks like an entitled
• 1:50:20
  brat that's had everything given to him and he
• 1:50:23
  thinks he's above the law. Where he faces a misdemeanor
• 1:50:26
  domestic battery charge. All of this comes less
• 1:50:29
  than a year since the social media influencer
• 1:50:31
  was arrested on Miami Beach. Yeah, he is no stranger
• 1:50:38
  to getting arrested. November of 2025, police
• 1:50:41
  said Doherty positioned himself in the middle
• 1:50:44
  of the street in the entertainment district.
• 1:50:46
  Police say he repeatedly refused to follow officers'
• 1:50:50
  commands. Body cam video shows the moment an
• 1:50:52
  officer searched him. Police found drugs and
• 1:50:55
  charged him with two misdemeanors and a felony.
• 1:50:58
  After bonding out of... He just looks like a
• 1:51:00
  sketch ball. Like if I were a cop and I saw him,
• 1:51:02
  I would immediately search him. Jail following
• 1:51:05
  that arrest, it took no time... He makes all
• 1:51:08
  Gen Z look bad as well. It's all about content,
• 1:51:14
  right? When it's all said and done, you're a
• 1:51:16
  failure and no wonder your family wants to be
• 1:51:18
  left anonymous. You're a douche. And you literally
• 1:51:23
  make sure that girls turn 18 and then you sign
• 1:51:26
  them up for OnlyFans. You're a pimp, you're a
• 1:51:28
  creep, and you're a liar and a failure. Can you
• 1:51:33
  tell I don't like this little bitch? Now, Doherty
• 1:51:39
  is expected to go before a judge later this morning.
• 1:51:42
  We'll keep you updated with what happens. Thank
• 1:51:44
  you. I appreciate you keeping us updated on this
• 1:51:47
  douchebag. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com. The hour
• 1:52:05
  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 1:52:08
  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 1:52:12
  is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And
• 1:52:16
  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
• 1:52:19
  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
• 1:52:23
  fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 1:52:28
  so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 1:52:31
  what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks
• 1:52:37
  like you went and got a job on the iPad screen,
• 1:52:41
  whatever the case might be in your hand and a
• 1:52:43
  sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But also,
• 1:52:46
  I would love to be getting railed. But as a reminder,
• 1:52:49
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 1:52:52
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 1:52:54
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection. So stick
• 1:52:57
  around, folks. We're in trouble You got me spinning
• 1:53:57
  You don't love me anymore The cure is reaching
• 1:54:08
  a new low Falling like leaves from the windows
• 1:54:13
  How did it all change so quickly? We were the
• 1:54:18
  ones who were meant to be Oh yeah, we got a few
• 1:57:28
  minutes left here on the hot 97 .7 feet. So let's
• 1:57:33
  get right into it so you guys can hear a bit
• 1:57:35
  of the rant before we get to music. Today the
• 1:57:46
  hip -hop community witnessed a powerful moment
• 1:57:48
  of solidarity. Oh yeah, the hip -hop community
• 1:57:51
  coming together. Between Meek Mill and Lil Durk.
• 1:57:54
  Oh, man, this is when we know hell's freezing.
• 1:57:58
  As Lil Durk's trial begins, Meek Mill stepped
• 1:58:01
  up to show his support, questioning the environment
• 1:58:04
  that shaped both him and so many others growing
• 1:58:06
  up. Here's the thing that drives me nuts. Mayor
• 1:58:10
  Johnson didn't listen. I liked Lil Durk's body
• 1:58:13
  of work until about 2020 when he started making
• 1:58:15
  that crappy music with OTF. But I liked his beard.
• 1:58:19
  This ain't what you want. Cloud right here. So
• 1:58:22
  I liked old Lil Durk. But this whole thing of
• 1:58:25
  not taking accountability, he's a criminal. In
• 1:58:28
  America. And this whole free Dirk thing is sad.
• 1:58:32
  Meek Mill described Dirk as just an innocent
• 1:58:35
  kid from Chicago highlighting the... Oh, he put
• 1:58:38
  heads on people and probably killed people himself.
• 1:58:41
  Oh, but he's so innocent! struggles faced by
• 1:58:45
  youth in their communities. On his Twitter page,
• 1:58:49
  Meek Mill shared a heartfelt statement. Free
• 1:58:52
  Dirk. Just an innocent kid from Chicago. Not
• 1:58:55
  at all. Maybe just a kid from Chicago. The real
• 1:58:58
  question is, as an American, why was Dirk Brothers'
• 1:59:02
  cousins and friends killed in the greatest country
• 1:59:04
  on Earth? It's not the greatest country in the
• 1:59:06
  world. Whatever. We used to play Sega Draw Art
• 1:59:09
  and watch Lion King as kids. Yeah, but he grew
• 1:59:12
  up in the hood and his dad was a criminal. Like
• 1:59:16
  Meek Mill, you don't get the gangster life because
• 1:59:19
  you're the butt body of the daddy. Y 'all failed
• 1:59:21
  us and blamed us for everything. Whatever. Making
• 1:59:25
  about you. Meek Mill, no one's thought about
• 1:59:27
  you since 2011. Happy Hot Topic. You're peaked
• 1:59:32
  with I'm a boss. And then there's this dad headline
• 1:59:34
  right here. A luxury lifestyle influencer has
• 1:59:37
  died. Yeah. I feel bad for these influencers
• 1:59:41
  where they stink. They got to make their body
• 1:59:44
  look a certain way. after complications from
• 1:59:47
  a cosmetic procedure proved fatal. That is not
• 1:59:50
  good. TMZ reports September 5th that ego tiny
• 1:59:53
  Ubi Rebo died March 6th after receiving a genital
• 1:59:57
  enlargement injection. Man, I know my penis is
• 2:00:01
  just good enough in the club, but man, it's so
• 2:00:05
  sad. I stopped making fun of him for getting
• 2:00:07
  penis enlargement. Well, then we'll make fun
• 2:00:09
  of you for dying with a BBL. Shut up. During
• 2:00:12
  a trip to Thailand with wife Danielle Simba Allen.
• 2:00:15
  And his wife telling him penis isn't good enough.
• 2:00:18
  That's going to be a weird funeral. He was 43.
• 2:00:21
  At an inquest in London, coroner Gene Harkin
• 2:00:24
  found the British Nigerian businessman died from
• 2:00:27
  a pulmonary embolism. That's so sad. You die
• 2:00:30
  all over your penis. Sudden blockage. Your penis
• 2:00:32
  is supposed to give you the best moments of your
• 2:00:33
  life, not take it. of a blood vessel in the lungs,
• 2:00:37
  caused by complications from the cosmetic procedure.
• 2:00:40
  Oh, rest in peace, bud. The outlet reports Ego
• 2:00:43
  received 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and
• 2:00:46
  lidocaine in his penis. Wow, that's just... I
• 2:00:49
  just don't want to... That's an exit on the zone.
• 2:00:52
  Afterward, he experienced chest pain while at
• 2:00:55
  a massage with Danielle and was taken to a local
• 2:00:58
  hospital where doctors perform CPR for nearly
• 2:01:02
  two hours. Oh my God. While such procedures can
• 2:01:07
  increase length or grr, the Cleveland Clinic
• 2:01:09
  notes possible complications. Yeah, when the
• 2:01:12
  Cleveland Clinic doesn't like it, which is a
• 2:01:14
  pretty good hospital. Yeah, we have a problem.
• 2:01:18
  Includes scarring, infection, loss of sensation,
• 2:01:21
  and erectile dysfunction. Yeah, they don't want
• 2:01:23
  that. Then it's all for nothing. i feel like
• 2:01:26
  the points to get rock hard in may on instagram
• 2:01:30
  friend celebrity barman shared video from ego's
• 2:01:33
  london funeral right being in part today london
• 2:01:37
  stood still for you tiny why is it coming out
• 2:01:39
  now six months later we love you we celebrate
• 2:01:42
  you and we will never forget you brother rest
• 2:01:44
  in peace dan hopefully in the afterlife you can
• 2:01:47
  use your penis properly There was a scary moment
• 2:01:57
  on stage yesterday when rapper Webby collapsed
• 2:01:59
  while performing with Uzi. The two were in the
• 2:02:01
  middle of rapping their classic song Wipe Me
• 2:02:03
  Down when Webby suddenly passed out. Oh yeah!
• 2:02:06
  It's a banger! Shocking fans. I'm glad Webby's
• 2:02:11
  okay. Let's get this over with. Time for Fresno
• 2:02:15
  News. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Microphone king. Show
• 2:02:27
  your ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 6ix9ine's tower.
• 2:02:31
  Fresno's loud as sour. Mic in his grip, got the
• 2:02:34
  world feeling sour. Hoppy on the block, dropping
• 2:02:36
  facts like boulders. Words cut sharply, the city
• 2:02:39
  on his shoulders. News so raw, unfiltered truth
• 2:02:42
  spray. Fresno's posting every word that he say.
• 2:02:45
  No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise. Hoppy in
• 2:02:48
  the booth, Fresno hits it live. Fresno, no. Don't
• 2:02:52
  hold back. It's so bold. Keep the city on track.
• 2:02:55
  It's the hour. There's no fear. No doubt. Ryan
• 2:02:58
  Hoppy today. Hot 97. 27 waves hitting the air.
• 2:03:02
  Hoppy got the hype, but his voice takes you there.
• 2:03:05
  Talk so tall. Every line's a skyscraper. Fresno's
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  gospel. No need for no paper. Big man talk. He
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  a walking headline. Every word a spark. Got the
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  city in line. Critics want to squawk, but they
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  can't outshine. Hoppy hour forever. Fresno's
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  on shrine. Microphone king. Yeah. Those main
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  raps are Catch them on the New tonight, the data
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  center debate in the city of Fresno. Several
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  local leaders are taking a strong stand against
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  Ah, it's such a waste of time, because you know
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  what? It ain't going anywhere! These Dinuba High
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  School students were among the first to walk
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  through the new Evolve Express weapons detector
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  systems at Dinuba High School ahead of Friday's
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  game against Sunnyside. Oh, yeah, whatever keeps
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  the kids safe. Family events, and we want...
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  It's a nerd zone. All right, Winston -Salem news.
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  Winston -Salem news. Winston -Salem. Oh, yeah.
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  From Winston, Salem, I'm talkin' clean Spiral
• 2:04:46
  on the breeze in my daily routine Got the draw
• 2:04:49
  when I roll through the lines Slow with the words,
• 2:04:53
  but the thought still shines Riding Hoppy on
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  the mic all day Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play
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  Say what he mean, let the truth come through
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  If it hit the room, then it hit the room He don't
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  bite his tongue No, he let it fly If it's on
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  his mind Winston -Salem News. Tell the truth.
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  Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Winston -Salem
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  News. Coming through. Half an hour on the dial.
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  Let it loose. Winston -Salem News. That's the
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  truth. Winston -Salem News. Right now. Happy
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  Hot Topic. A Reidsville man says a late night
• 2:05:45
  trip to Wendy's almost ended with him in handcuffs.
• 2:05:47
  No way! Steps away from his front door. He says
• 2:05:50
  it happened because of what he calls a flock
• 2:05:52
  camera mistake. Yeah, but I thought they were
• 2:05:55
  so perfect! Plate reader flagged his car, claiming
• 2:05:59
  it had been involved in reckless driving, but
• 2:06:01
  he tells 12 Investigates there's no way that
• 2:06:03
  was true. I thought they were so perfect. Stop
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  it! Stop it! Time for Tampa Bay News. Yo, it's
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  happy and I will be about to go live. Tampa Bay
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  News is the place we arrive. From the beach to
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  the bay and the city's crazy moves. We got stories
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  hotter than the floor of the groove. Hot topic!
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  Flock cameras are credited with helping St. Pete
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  police make an arrest in a hit and run that happened
• 2:07:06
  nearly a month ago. That's great, but you also
• 2:07:07
  stalk people, so shut up! In the meantime, the
• 2:07:11
  fight against changes to the city of Sarasota's
• 2:07:13
  parking enforcement just took another turn after
• 2:07:16
  it became physical on St. Armand. Let's get physical!
• 2:07:21
  In circle, Sarasota police say a parking employee
• 2:07:23
  was battered just two days after a workshop where
• 2:07:27
  city commissioners called on the public to not
• 2:07:29
  take their frustrations out on employees. It's
• 2:07:31
  something that the world's going well. And then
• 2:07:33
  there's this. You've probably seen these cars,
• 2:07:36
  these strange looking cars rolling around Tampa
• 2:07:38
  with no driver behind the wheel. In fact, I don't
• 2:07:42
  even know if it's way out there. Taking forever.
• 2:07:44
  The news are such dorks. Over in Hillsborough
• 2:07:49
  County, deputies arrested a man after they say
• 2:07:51
  he ran from them and tried to hide in a shed.
• 2:07:54
  Is that Mike Helter's shed? Mm -hmm. All right,
• 2:07:57
  what's going on here? Is this the story I want?
• 2:08:01
  Well, right now, the Manatee County Sheriff's
• 2:08:03
  Office is investigating after partial human remains
• 2:08:06
  were recovered from the water near the Skyway
• 2:08:08
  Bridge early this morning. Ah, that's good. We're
• 2:08:12
  all just doing well, right? Now 4 .30, a safety
• 2:08:16
  alert in Pompano Beach. That's where a registered
• 2:08:19
  sex offender now accused of groping young girls
• 2:08:21
  just outside of a local Islamic center. Did it
• 2:08:25
  happen? Alright, get the shotgun. Thank you.
• 2:08:29
  A woman in Liberty City who claimed to be a doctor
• 2:08:32
  was apparently anything but. She was running
• 2:08:35
  a butt sculpting clinic. Man, if I saw her working
• 2:08:37
  on a butt, I'd be like, get away from me! You're
• 2:08:40
  stupid! What's going on here? It's a weird outcome.
• 2:08:45
  Just hours ago, Pasco County deputies arrested
• 2:08:48
  one of their own on child sex crimes. Oh, yeah.
• 2:08:52
  They crush them. There you go. And then this
• 2:08:56
  topic right here. I am sick and tired of Sandy's
• 2:09:00
  women defending, you know, Lindsay Clancy. If
• 2:09:05
  you. are defending her and a guy out there knows
• 2:09:09
  you're defending her, that guy should dump you
• 2:09:11
  because you're crazy. Unsettling details are
• 2:09:18
  coming out about what happened inside this Frankfurt
• 2:09:20
  house. This is where prosecutors say Corey Walsh
• 2:09:23
  killed her two -year -old son. And this woman
• 2:09:25
  was influenced by Lindsay Clancy. Oh, but it
• 2:09:28
  was just postpartum depression. My mom suffered
• 2:09:31
  from postpartum depression. And yay! Maybe she
• 2:09:34
  was hyper at parties in the 90s, but she didn't
• 2:09:36
  kill me. You probably wish she did. The mother
• 2:09:39
  is charged with first -degree murder after her
• 2:09:41
  neighbor found the boy hanging in the basement
• 2:09:44
  on a device from a rafter. Postpartum depression!
• 2:09:48
  He died from asphyxia. Court records revealed
• 2:09:51
  one other child, an infant, was present in the
• 2:09:53
  home at the time. I am. This is the problem with
• 2:09:57
  the world. These idiots. that shouldn't be reproducing
• 2:10:01
  are reproducing! And unharmed. Walsh, who's now
• 2:10:06
  sitting in the Willow County Jail, was found
• 2:10:08
  in an upstairs bathroom and a pool of blood.
• 2:10:11
  Gosh, it looks like she's insane! Oh, you know,
• 2:10:14
  she's gonna give a good mouth hug, though! with
• 2:10:17
  cuts to her wrist and thighs. Not only was I
• 2:10:20
  a prosecutor in the criminal division of the
• 2:10:22
  state's attorney's office. Oh yeah, good for
• 2:10:24
  you, Irv Miller. I was head of the juvenile division.
• 2:10:26
  And I saw parents do outrageous things to their
• 2:10:31
  children that I won't even describe for you or
• 2:10:33
  your viewers. Thank you, I appreciate it. So
• 2:10:37
  does it surprise me that this could happen out
• 2:10:39
  in Will County? What did happen? Oh yeah! Will
• 2:10:42
  County's the pre - I can tell. No surprise there.
• 2:10:47
  Not at all. In court records, Walsh told officers
• 2:10:50
  she did this to her baby because he was a devil
• 2:10:53
  and the Antichrist. Oh, man. And the best part
• 2:10:56
  was she was influenced by Lindsay Clancy. She
• 2:10:59
  even gave details of how she killed her son.
• 2:11:01
  It turns out Walsh had become very invested in
• 2:11:04
  the Lindsay Clancy murder trial. Oh, but there's
• 2:11:06
  nothing wrong with being a fan of her. Shut up.
• 2:11:09
  All the women out there that are Nancy Clancy
• 2:11:11
  fans, get away from us. You're scary. You're
• 2:11:14
  going to ruin our lives. Blow the candles out.
• 2:11:44
  Blow the candles out. Blow the candles out. Blow
• 2:11:59
  the all -white phantom out. I'ma come with the
• 2:12:02
  pants and the shirt and the shoes and the hat
• 2:12:03
  with the shades and the chain and the watch is
• 2:12:04
  the reason I'm standing now. That's where I should
• 2:12:06
  spin that cake while I take the icing off the
• 2:12:08
  cake. Uh -huh. It's Custa Vida, y 'all. Come
• 2:12:10
  on, everybody. Custa Vida. Custa Vida. Just got
• 2:13:27
  this bad new Gucci bag Matchin' Gucci pumps Shoes
• 2:13:30
  matchin' the belt Skirt matchin' the blouse Chain
• 2:13:33
  matchin' the ring Yeah, I'm doin' my thing Got,
• 2:13:36
  got so many haters Why is so many hatin'? Sick
• 2:13:39
  like a mental patient I floss like a dentist
• 2:13:41
  patient This shit testin' my patience Sick and
• 2:13:43
  workin' my neck I'm gettin' spinnin' Money like
• 2:13:46
  a church in the air Layin' on gay skin Blowin'
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  trish in the winds It's like, ah -ah -ah -ah
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  -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah
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  -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah I'm a hood star
• 2:14:03
  and I'm partying like a rock star I'm better
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  only at my pick game meeting You came to bring
• 2:14:09
  me money, I'm the boss of the team I do it like,
• 2:14:12
  I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
• 2:14:14
  it like I do it like my birthday I do it like
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  my birthday I do it like my birthday I do it
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  like my birthday I do it like my birthday I do
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  it like my birthday I do it like my birthday
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  I do it like my birthday We'll be right back.
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  And subsequently, I ain't gonna sleep till it's
• 2:15:04
  Thursday. Just a shot of Patron and blow a birthday.
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  Get up with a blimp, take a home on Thursday.
• 2:15:11
  And if nothing, mama, you can have it your way.
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  Or I can bring another bitch, and y 'all can
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  in the podcast description. It's all of that.
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  We're going to come back on Hoppy Hour. Keep
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  we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies
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  may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled
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  as slow when I started school. Come to find out
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  at age 12, the doctors decided I was Now at the
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  age of 48, I have completed an associate's degree
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  in radio broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco
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  Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I
• 2:18:54
  am different. People of autism have no needs
• 2:18:57
  no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and
• 2:19:01
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• 2:19:04
  I did it, and so can anyone else of autism. So
• 2:19:08
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• 2:19:11
  sorry for them. Work with them. To find out more
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  Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Autism Speaks.
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  E -H -I, got a new sound, makin' all the hoes
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  get down, they the big man, makin' change swang,
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  them center players gon' do the damn thing, I'm
• 2:19:59
  in this club, takin' over streets, takin' over
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  man with the 4 -0 beat, got them on charge, got
• 2:20:06
  them on lock, Everywhere we go, guaranteed to
• 2:20:09
  build a spot. That's what you see them haters
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  climb to say them gators. Well, it's gonna blaze,
• 2:20:14
  and nothing is gonna save you. Bets on the street,
• 2:20:16
  bets on the beef. If you want to bounce, bet
• 2:20:19
  everyone to me. City shot time, where I pull
• 2:20:23
  it down. Ain't no limit, drop a piece, about
• 2:20:26
  a pound. It falls out a lot, cause you know I
• 2:20:28
  call it shots. Stacking paper like them bacon
• 2:20:31
  folders in the pot. And I ain't even drivin',
• 2:21:11
  I'm just parkin' like Pippin' Slide off in the
• 2:21:13
  club, feelin' man, it's in the 50s Don't fret,
• 2:21:16
  don't think, I'm smacking at my left And what
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  it is, what it do, what it do Come on, shawty,
• 2:21:21
  let me see you get loose Your body's shittin'
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  loose Let me put no chasers in my I want two
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  hot niggas poundin' Smoke, yank, smoke, yank,
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  smoke, yank, smoke, yank, smoke, yank, smoke,
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  yank, smoke, yank, smoke, yank, smoke, yank,
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  smoke, yank They all best friends. I can't walk.
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  I, I, I, I can't talk. Working from the day to
• 2:22:31
  the dawn. People all look square, but my goons
• 2:22:33
  don't pee. This drink's on you, all eyes on me.
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  Your niggas with me drinking down. Hit me mixed
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  with Remy Monk. Party going all night. But we
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  kick, kick, kick, kick hard. Niggas, they smoking.
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  They be getting choked down. Listen, listen,
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  listen, niggas. We be getting choked down. We
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  DJ, Hammer Hank. I may look normal, but the truth
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  is I have a condition called autism. That's right.
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  It's a condition, not a disease. That is, autism
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  In a recent study, I beat Josh by having 11 friends
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  and family, having a college education. I have
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  an honorary personality for many years. Always
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  things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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  local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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  .org. This is Cameron Hanks, and I appreciate
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  your kindness. 50, baby. You already know what
• 2:25:29
  it is. This is the first time I'm high. This
• 2:25:31
  is the first time I smoke in like three months.
• 2:25:33
  I'm sorry, mama. I had to do it to him. 40, I
• 2:25:37
  see you. Oh, I see you, homie. Stay late tonight,
• 2:25:42
  right? You know what happened when I stay late.
• 2:26:01
  We'll see you next time. than it's ever been.
• 2:26:23
  Scheduling million dollar meetings with the president.
• 2:26:26
  Someone cut the lights on. Where is Thomas Edison?
• 2:26:28
  Got a new condo. Watch me as I settle in. I deserve
• 2:26:32
  an MTV show for me and my people. And if you
• 2:26:35
  try to zone, I got a whole switch to sweep through.
• 2:26:38
  Rappers are liars, and they women are deceitful.
• 2:26:41
  Add it to they subtract me. I'll never be your
• 2:26:43
  equal. Last place Drizzy is the nigga in the
• 2:26:46
  lead now. Weezy told me just write every single
• 2:26:48
  thing you need down. Then he got it for me. I'm
• 2:26:51
  happy as can be now Bout to start ballin' like
• 2:26:53
  I'm comin' off a rebound Yeah, and I should have
• 2:26:57
  the most braggin' rights Because a nigga's spit
• 2:26:59
  cracks, baggin' tight I hate when rappers say
• 2:27:02
  they tryin' to get their swagger right Cause
• 2:27:04
  I done came with more fire than a dragon fight
• 2:27:07
  You pussy -ass hater, you should do you You ain't
• 2:27:10
  heard of me, then you should go and get a blue
• 2:27:12
  slew Oops, I mean a red clue, Wayne's here too
• 2:27:14
  Bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue But
• 2:27:18
  I ain't bangin', I ain't bangin' I'm ATF, but
• 2:27:22
  they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake,
• 2:27:25
  I hate to see him so sad I could sun you, see
• 2:27:27
  a little me in your dad I'm the same yellow boy
• 2:27:30
  that used to play up on the grass Seekin' pockets,
• 2:27:33
  20 ,000 to be anywhere they ask me Cash like
• 2:27:36
  Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin' like a camera
• 2:27:39
  light, stupid hoe, ask me Ask me shit about me
• 2:27:43
  And know the game really ain't shit without me
• 2:27:46
  She might have to pay me, but I dick her down
• 2:27:49
  free Wanna know if it's the truth, then pull
• 2:27:51
  the zipper down to see Yeah I'm gone now This
• 2:28:04
  is my galaxy, this is my galaxy Then bop bop,
• 2:28:13
  then bop bop, then bop bop again I would bop
• 2:28:15
  bop your friend, then suck up her twin I put
• 2:28:18
  the bop bop to him, then bop bop, then bop bop,
• 2:28:20
  then bop bop again Suck nut, you don't fuck your
• 2:28:24
  unlovin' kin Now don't rub it in like uvoderm
• 2:28:27
  on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess up
• 2:28:30
  out my cassoot Dead hoot, never had that dude,
• 2:28:34
  always had a black tooth Even when I was at school,
• 2:28:36
  cause bullies weren't bulletproof Reds called
• 2:28:39
  Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker,
• 2:28:42
  the only thing in the hood is you I do everything
• 2:28:44
  good as you know I do everything better I get
• 2:28:47
  paid for every letter A, B, C, except Fetch a
• 2:28:50
  bone Like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your
• 2:28:54
  neck Intercept, intercept Bring it back like
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  work in the trunk I did it, got my city on my
• 2:29:16
  fitty Bout to pop out, let's get it, let's get
• 2:29:18
  it Motherfucker, what you waiting on? It is bottom
• 2:29:21
  in the best fist And I'm about to get shitty,
• 2:29:23
  I'm fitty If money is to eat, you want me with
• 2:29:26
  it And I probably just spit on the chick you
• 2:29:28
  want me with And I hit a phony bitch, only like
• 2:29:31
  I'm only thick And I own hip -hop, if you don't
• 2:29:34
  spit, I'm gon' need fit And I just sold a lot
• 2:29:36
  of property to a buyer And I think his name was
• 2:29:39
  kinda like Drake Drizzy Rogers Or Drizzy Drake
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  Rogers, I'm too busy to play father And when
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  it comes to play harder, so harder I do. There
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  he go, they check MVP when I shoot a free throw.
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  CEO, that's what they do. The haters on their
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  face and then their ass is a shoe. Faster than
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  you, badder than you, radder than you, et cetera.
• 2:30:03
  I told you I get paid by the letter like A, B,
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  C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,
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  R, S, T, U. That was just a footnote, how long
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  can he could go? Wondering when he stop, bitch
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  when the beat stop So I'ma keep rockin' to the
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  sheetrock Bend in the heat, I send burnt skin
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  The end Young Moolah, baby With some new screams
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  Syndicated scarl Now it's time to shatter dreams
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  All the happy albums Come until close Radio waves
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  Rated like a wilson prose Laughter and joy Dissolving
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  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm All life's
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  just so unfair All night's buzzing With the laughter
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  slowing dim Eardrums mixed in happy Like fingers
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  without rings PHX to FM Shadows hit the street
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  all vanish like shadows in the heat. The happy
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  hour is coming to a close. Radio waves fainting
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  like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving
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  in the air both keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just
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  so unfair. Oh, life wasn't what the laughter's
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  rolling dim. Ear drums hissing happy like fingers
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  without rings. Gaining checks to FM. Shadows
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  hit the street. As soon as Again, it's like the
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  shadows in the heat Oh, the happy hour is coming
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  to a close Radio waves fading like a wilted rose
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  Laughter and joy dissolving in the air But we'll
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  keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair Oh,
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  life's just so unfair Tune in every night like
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  clockwork to a show Now it's It's time to face
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  the silence like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held
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  the mic with humor so divine The void left in
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  our hearts wider than a canyon line LINE Empty
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  speakers silenced by the comment to an end Like
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  a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend
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  Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes are daily grind
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  Now silence will remember thoughts we can't rewind
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  So we're Hoppy hour And like that, it's gone.
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  You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 2:33:24
  going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll kick
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  you a little and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour
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  is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game over.
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  This concludes our broadcast day. Good night,
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  and God bless America.