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Real Housewives of Miami Finale: "Reality Bites" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling, Drama, Darling, Drama Darling. Hello, everybody, welcome
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back. It's Drama Darling with me your rich wife over here, and Emily
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Teresa's is joining me today. Hi, EM's hello, how are you well?
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I'm done in my lip my like lip kiss blouse aka otherwise Julia uh
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outfit from Miami because we're gonna be talking about the Miami finale and she had
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on the dress version of this blouse, so I had to throw it on.
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I was like, I have this in my closet. Oh my gosh,
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you're so right. I was just thinking about all of her like kissing
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and lipgloss sharing. But yes, okay, that must have been she was
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so you know, leaning into that. So there we have it, and
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I just I haven't warned it a long time, fished it out and here
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we go. But we I'm so We've got so much like news to discuss.
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We've got this banger of an episode for Miami. And just to remind
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everybody that if you're not already subscribed to my Patreon, now is the time
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to do it, because uh, there's just so much going on, so
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many shows that we're covering, so obviously today in the Public pod. We're
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doing Miami and tomorrow on Patreon vander Pump Rules, then back on Public,
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Beverly Hills on Thursday, the Traders on Friday on Patreon. There are two
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it. Kiss Kiss Kiss. You know, you know, help your girl
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out. So Emily, let's get right into dish because there's so much serving
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dish to discuss now. Before we popped on this podcast, we were just
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like talking about Donna Bowling from Daily Dose of Donna actually posted Howard Stern's take
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on Beverly Hills, and you know, your girl em Derezy here loves Stern.
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She's a huge Stern fan, so I was talking with her about that,
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and really, Emily, you and Howard are on the same page,
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Howard very much on the same page. What were your thoughts on Howard's take
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on last week's Ben Hills. Good Robin, Actually, Amy, that was
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pretty good. Thank you. Wait what was the question? What did you
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think? Robe? Were you so oh? I took you? I took
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you so really? I just I think you were probably psyched to see that
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he had the same take that you had about the kids being on camera.
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Okay, well, yes, my compromise was no Porsia because the other gals
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of the other daughters are older. They're in their twenties and I mean maybe
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even thirty, and so I was fine with that. But Porsia is fifteen
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and or sixteen when they filmed that, and I just thought that is not
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I wish Porsha hadn't had to sit there. And Howard was also going in
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on having the kids sit there to be told on camera about it. Now,
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I think that they were told before that, but when you're fifteen or
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sixteen, having to relive that moment mint is probably not advisable. Not And
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then I see the Netflix trailer and the older gals are like negotiating the divorce.
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Basic Like right, all that's off? What like Farah is representing Mauricio
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and Alexis is or Alexi yeah is representing Kyle. Yeah, Now I don't
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think Porsche is really on there too much. But again that I will I
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really hope she's not. Next season, she'll be getting her her real estate
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license and people will be like, huh, I gotta call portion my boss
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now, because like in the trailer, it's like they have an issue like
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calling the daughters, like one of the daughters the boss and so on.
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This trailer for Buying Beverly Hills, which is now going to be airing on
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March twenty second, we've seen this is on Netflix, right, is this
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Netflix? Yes? Yeah, yeah, so, and and it's stense,
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you know. And this was one of the things that we were talking about,
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like how much of this unfolding about their marriage is going to be seen?
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More of it's going to be seen on Buying Beverly Hills than on the
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. That's what everyone's saying right over. She wants
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to be famous. Oh. I feel like maybe the timeline of Buying Beverly
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Hills was as shit was hitting the fans, so they had to deal with
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it. I would think that that is likely. I can't imagine there was
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too much overlap in filming Buying Beverly Hills and what is the what is the
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timeline? Because if they're talking about it like this happened right before they picked
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up cameras, is what Kyle was saying, so she has to like kind
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of deal with it. So I would think that on buying Beverly Hills,
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they had to like it had to kind of cross pollinate in the middle of
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their filming. No, well, yeah, I would think there would be
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a little bit of crossover. But I I, you know, I guess
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the other thing too, is like everybody is expecting Kyle to make the perfect
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move and same with Mauricio, and the bottom line is it's a mess and
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every divorce is a mess. So like I'm now over. I was just
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thinking a lot about it over the weekend, twenty four hours a day,
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and I think I'm just gonna have to like just be in this space where
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it's like, you know what, they both are going to really screw things
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up now they are choosing to have camera crews present. I have no choice
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but to judge it. But I'm going to deduct twenty one percent of my
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rage when I'm watching it. Okay, I like that, Okay, and
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I'm going to say that they're equally until we know otherwise they're probably going to
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equally look ridiculous in this unfolding. And furthermore, it is official Kyle and
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Morgan are together allegedly. Like that's kind of what we're picking up, you
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know what I mean, Like it's happening. We don't need to she doesn't
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need to put it on a billboard in writing, because she's already put it
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on billboards in a sense metaphorically speaking, just by the actions and things of
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that nature. So and Deanna was saying that yesterday, like she's like,
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I feel like I have been told, Like I feel like we have been
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told about them, and we're just we're just we just want it to be
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a statement, but instead it's just being shown to us. So you know,
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right, when maybe there shows you who they are, thank you,
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it is right right? Oprah, Well you say, Oprah Maya Angelou that
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said that, my Angelo Angelou. But Oprah said it, she quoted it
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and put it really on the map for all of us that did a statement.
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It was a statement piece, a statement piece. Yeah, I was
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a lill. Did somebody say a statement piece when somebody shows you that's what
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I have on my necklace, believe them. So okay, now I got
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to just bounce into a scan of all story. Of course, volume up
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or down here if you're tired of it. But it looks like TMZ is
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just reporting that Tom Sandibal is saying that Ariana owes him ninety k and wants
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cash before the sale of the house. So according to new legal docs obtained
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by TMZ, Tom alleges that he loaned Ariana ninety thousand dollars and that she
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hasn't paid him back. More importantly, Tom wants Ariana to fork over the
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dough before judge potentially orders them to sell the house and split the proceeds.
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In his response to Ariana's lawsuit, he also says he has a lean on
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the house that's directly tied to his alleged loan to her and says he and
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says no sale can go down until this is dealt with. Okay, as
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we know that Ariana is suing Tom over the house that they co own and
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she wants it to be sold, so he is resisting this. He also
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said, you know, as I had reported from seeing him on the Oh
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my God, Nick, the Vile Files, the Vile Files where he said
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that he offered to buy out Ariana for three point one million dollars cash offer,
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allegedly allegedly. I mean, what is it are you? Did you
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offer to buy her out even though she owes you all this money? Or
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does she owe you this money so you can't sell the house? Yeah,
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baby, yes, hit it, you got it. Hit it. I'll
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call him out, you know, and fresh and look great and washed my
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butt. Yeah. I don't know what's up with him. I can't.
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I don't want to keep up. I'm trying not to keep up, but
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I have no choice. I have no choice but to keep up, you
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know, I want to keep well, we we it's it's ever present.
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It was. Did you see that? Even John Oliver mentioned the other day.
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I did. Yeah, it's trickling down, you know. The villain
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is trickling into little corners that we never thought we'd see Marlow and Sanya Richards
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out. Okay, but Marlow, I was like, she worked so hard
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for that, and I would have liked to have seen her with Porsche.
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They did not get along, I know at all. Okay. I just
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want to remind us all how little they got along. And I'm sure that
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that was part of Porsche's negotiation, which I'm not coming back if she's there,
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because they were at a standstill, like they could not there was Porsche
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wasn't going to move because remember it was like that was almost like the straw
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that broke the camel's back. I mean, other than her marrying Simon Guabae
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Tiya after fifteen months good, you know, yeah so but still like Porsche,
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I mean, Marlowe was up in her grill, would not let it
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go, and it was just so awkward, the bolo thing, the everything.
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Oh it was rough. It was rough. So that had to like
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come to a point where someone had to leave. Portia left, Marlowe got
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to stay. That's great. Marlowe had her time. I'm okay with it.
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I'm okay with you know, the revolving door. And I could see
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Marlowe coming back again later on. I mean, at this point, all
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the cards can be shuffled again and redealt because here we are, but here
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we are, I mean, I'll take I would, I would if I
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had to choose, I would choose Porsche. But I was I mean,
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I guess it is what it is, and she's it sounds like she's still
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going to be filming stuff as a friend of Oh, so she comes in,
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I like she used to do, and just like whip things around,
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you know dramatically, not like physically, but whip things around and just get
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into get into it, stirred up, and then leave. Yeah exactly.
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Huh, okay, fair enough. Did you see the news Emily that the
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that True Detective is renewed for season five and the creator of Night Country is
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A. Lopez is returning. Yes, okay, I love that, and
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I love that for you, I love that for us, and I I
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hate the original creator of the show, Nick what's his head? Oh?
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Yeah, what a ship because he really, you know, he had some
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fighting words for for it. I mean he was he was like a housewife
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in the comments, like throwing shade in the comments towards these A Lopez and
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nobody appreciated that. No. And by the way, dude, you're still
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the executive producer, Like you still make money when the show does well.
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Your name is on it and it hit ratings, bigger ratings than anything this
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season. Yeah, that was sad to see. I also feel like I
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don't when I've gone back to try to watch the first season, it wasn't
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like and my gut says that. And I think I've read this too that
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it's not just my gut. I think my gut says this because I've read
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it. But there was a lot of like Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson just
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chewing the fat on the scenes, I E. Improvising, I E.
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Nick, what's his fuck? Didn't write it all? And so the things
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that you like lean in on that you enjoyed in that season perhaps were not
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all Nick, So back up, dude, back it up. Since they
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won. And you know, I just no one talks about two and three
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seasons two and three? Oh, nobody talks about it and four? Anyway,
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go ahead? Sorry? What and for wait wasn't that just oh yeah,
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season five? This was season four? I mean what did emy everyone
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talks about season four? Will you please stop saying that. I just think
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that, like, you know, women supporting women like True Detective supporting True
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Detective, you know, like support it's True Detective no matter what season.
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Okay, all right, Nick, it's a goalie support so Lopez, Okay,
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why don't you have like yeah, what yeah, I'm just saying I'm
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sorry, Okay, Ramona, you have always said true detective, Support,
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true detective. I him, okay, support it all right. Night Country
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was amazing, okay. And you're such a successful business woman, Ramona,
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you should know how to support other businesses. Guess who is engaged? I
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should know this. Okay, let's see if you can guess it. Volume
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up, come on now, Oh yeah, the the Kim's Kid, Brielle
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Beerman engaged a baseball player, Billy Seidel. And this isn't people, It's
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a People exclusive. Okay, So here we are. This broke today and
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says the Don't Be Tardy Star twenty seven is engaged to minor league baseball player
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Billy Sidel, who was drafted to the Chicago White Sox in twenty twenty two
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and pitches for their minor league team, the Kannapolis cannon Ballers. I love
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that name so well, that's fun to say. It is fun. It'd
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be a cute T shirt. So she posted a photo of their proposal on
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Monday afternoon. He was on his knee popping the question and she was like,
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oh my aad volume up, yes, and then she wrote forever with
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you heart, So they began. They confirmed their relationship on Instagram on April
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twenty twenty three, when he posted an image of her sitting on his lap.
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And you know what's interesting because I feel like, am I wrong?
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But is this the same baseball player that she was kind of on and off
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with for a while, or was a different baseball player because I remember he
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moved to Chicago and like they weren'ting to or he you know, and this
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might be a different one. But regardless, so many faces ago, I
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don't know, volume up burn burn, volume up burn. I meant Kim
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faces. I would never hmmm, sure whatever, I'll say it. Lots
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of faces. So, but this is good for the Berman, the Zulsiak
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Beerman household, in that there could be some sort of money grab here to
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help facilitate some sort of semblance of normalcy in their lives. The chaos that
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has struck in them, stricken them, struck them. Volume up. There's
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they're going to count on this guy's minor league baseball salary. My no,
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no, no, no, no, not that like some sort of I
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don't know, peacock adjacent network picking up their relationship like a reality show for
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them. I mean, you never know. It's a young couple. It
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could hit with her age group, their age group, and we'll see sports
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meets reality. It's a very common recipe that gets at least one season,
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gets at least one notch up on the volume. Yeah, right, exactly.
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So before we get into Miami, So you and I have talked a
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little bit on text about the Wendy Williams Special. Where is Wendy Williams.
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This is on Lifetime and I believe you can stream it on Hulu if you
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don't watch it on Lifetime. But I have watched every episode. There are
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four episodes, and holy moly, we will be recapping this at some point.
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What a magic story to watch. An amazing it's fascinating, it's compelling,
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it's polarizing, it's heartbreaking, and it's just reality. It's documentary as
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the best you can possibly see of somebody's life that's just completely unfolded into a
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mess and it's really sad. Yeah. So I've been watching that at night,
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and poor Wendy n it. Well, yeah, because there's a new
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episode every night, but you watch all four, you won't sleep till I
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won't sleep till it's done. You know, I won't sleep. You know,
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one of the things in the recent episode was that her son, Kevin
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Hunter Junior, explained that the her dementia, essentially her frontal temporal dementia,
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is due to her alcohol, which is very apparent when you we know we've
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seen through the years. But boy, what a fast escalation that this all
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took place, you know what I mean, Like you really get to see
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it all unfold, not necessarily in real time, but kind of towards the
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end of when her show was the ultimately canceled, and then they brought in
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Sherry Shepherd. So fascinating, highly recommend highly Yeah, I haven't started.
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I just watched the trailer and I watched like a clip from it, and
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how you did, because I don't think that the film crew knew when they
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were getting into this thing what they were actually that they were actually dealing with
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dementia. So also interesting anyway, Oh yeah, absolutely, I mean they
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just thought that she was you know, obviously they saw the bottles and they
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just thought, oh, she's drinking too much. She's but at some point
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her manager and people and her family started to realize there's something more going on
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here and we need to get this figured out. But it was a slow,
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you know, and there's a guardianship involved. It's just so complicated.
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And the money that was frozen, yeah, that's going to be everything.
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There'll be a mess. It is, I mean, and you know what
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it is, a mess. Yeah, you're right, it's currently a mess.
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But actually the documentary before this one on Lifetime was called Yeah What a
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Mess, And that was before all this happened. And she's telling her story
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about the breakup of Kevin So and I watched that right before I watched the
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newer documentary. So to see them back to back is a wild ride,
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you guys, Oh my goll I plan to do just that and then recap
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it with you. Okay, good, good, good good. You know
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I've got kisses all over my shirt. I've got lips on my shirt,
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you know, in honor of Miami. But also, February is almost over,
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and you know, it's the month of not only is it my birthday
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month of course, and I've obviously turned the double twenty fives my ladies and
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my ladies, I mean, you know, my bosoms. They need comfort
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when I'm this age, and they need support. They need comfort and they
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Miami. I'll yeah, Well, I'm so glad we started this episode with
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separation anxiety because I was having some separation anxiety from separation anxiety the podcast,
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and I'm just glad that we could get into it. Hi. I'm Larsa
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Pippen and I'm Marcus Jordan. And Marcus's dad doesn't hate me. He just
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laughed. And when you laugh, that just means that you think it's funny.
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He did say no, but no, but he said no because he
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thought it was funny. All Right, I'll just let you tell the story.
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Yeah, And then he's like, well, here's the story. Larsa
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was mortified anyway back to the show, right, that's what he said,
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embarrassed, Yeah, which is why you project and then don't tell the truth.
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And then I was confused because Marcus did say that his dad called to
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warn him that he said this, and then I was like, well,
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okay, well is it real? Like did he mean it? I don't
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know, but I feel like he did mean it. And then Marcus is
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like, please don't make my life harder than it is. And then so
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he took that phone call and ran with it. And now Lars is like,
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no, it's a hilarious joke. This is a TV Bluebirm practical joke,
28:38
like that's what they do. Yeah, it's like impractical jokers, like
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and Michael Jordan was hiding behind the rocks by the beach and he was like,
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Oh, I'm gonna do this interview right now, and they're over there
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and and they're gonna hear it, and it's gonna be so funny because I'm
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pranking them. It's like crank Anchors. But Michael Jordan, and I'm so
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embarrassed. He's a comedian. We've all seen the Stuart Smolly sketch nas and
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l that is Michael Jordan's. It was good enough and funny enough. Curtie,
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Curtieurti, Gurty, why do you have cancer all the time? Gurty?
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God stop it. It's not my fault you have cancer. I'm sorry.
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If it was a call in show, I would pay you every last
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time to just call in and just keep going to Larsa. But how do
29:37
you know? But how do you know? Then Michael didn't say it,
29:41
how do you know? How do you know? How do you know?
29:45
Oh? Lord? Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I mean look,
29:52
we go. The other takeaway was that Nita Marcus's mother, Oh yeah,
29:56
yeah, loves Larsa. Larsa. I think we need to was I
30:03
think Marcus is right in saying that, like it kind of doesn't matter what
30:07
his dad says. I mean it does, Marcus, Well, that's all
30:11
we care about. Yeah, Marcus has live and breathe by it. But
30:15
I feel like we Needa, if she does approve of this relationship, then
30:21
that is some kind of support that I needed to know existed. So yeah,
30:26
I think that was really nice. And thank god Larsa can hold on
30:30
to that because she did do a quick pivot like, no, it was
30:33
a joke. His mom loves me. She loves me so much. She
30:37
loves me so much, so much. I mean, but that's so weird
30:42
too, because that I mean, you talk about a pivot. I mean
30:48
that would is like a co wife of a co worker their whole life.
30:53
I don't know, I mean, it's so crazy. That's why I'm i
30:56
don't know, I believe it. Well, maybe Wanite is probably just evil
31:00
and she's like I don't care, like whatever, you know, you guys
31:03
do what you need to do. And maybe she likes it for Marcus because
31:07
it puts him on the map and he's gonna be you know, this type
31:11
of sensationalism will help him in his career. Yeah, okay, fine,
31:18
I mean it's just a mother's love, you know, trademark handy souris I
31:22
think we need is probably like so glad that Marcus is such a cool guy
31:27
and so like in terms of like everybody wants their kid just to be a
31:33
cool person when they and so if he's dating if the one thing some weird
31:37
is like he's dating Larsa, I mean that's not that bad, listen.
31:44
That's all I hope. I just hope that my daughter's cool. You know.
31:47
That's all I want is for her to me when I stay cool,
31:49
I want Yeah, I mean, like they seem to be having a good
31:56
life and they're happy. That's what I mean. When they're cool. I
31:59
don't like walking around in sunglasses. Okay, gotcha? Yeah? Cool?
32:06
Not yeah, not uncool, but cool, which is cool. I was
32:09
when Maddie was playing like games but also on Facebook Messenger at the same time.
32:15
She's like a gamer with her friends, and so they'll play games at
32:19
the same time while talking on their iPads or devices, and so every once
32:25
in a while they'll get into a little scuffle about somebody wants to play this,
32:29
but this person doesn't want to play that, and that person doesn't want
32:31
to play that, you know. So I'm always encouraging her on the sidelines
32:36
because I have to keep a close eyeshot, you know, earshot on what's
32:38
going on and what are they playing, how is she behaving these types of
32:45
things, because it's a whole new landscape for her, this gaming online with
32:51
her friends, meaning just her friends that she knows, not strangers. And
32:55
so every time that she's like, no, I don't want to play that,
33:00
I'm like, Maddie, be cool, don't be all on cool,
33:06
Fine, okay, we can play that. I'm like, you gotta you
33:09
know, you gotta give and take, babe, You got to give and
33:12
take anyway. It's funny going back to Winnita. Whatever makes you happy,
33:16
Marcus, fine, you know, go for it. Yeah, And that's
33:21
good. Yeah. I think as long as the money is somehow protected,
33:24
and it sounds like it is because Marcus doesn't have access to unlimited funds.
33:30
It sounds like it sounds like maybe allegedly he gets a certain amount a year,
33:36
Like I think that money is very protected, so they're not really like
33:40
Larsa can't just come in and take over, and maybe that puts everybody at
33:45
ease to the retirement money. Kidding, we all know that that wasn't much,
33:51
which we discussed last week. Now, okay, so let's talk about
33:59
Gerdie, Sweet Gerdy and everything that happened with her. So she knows she's
34:04
starting chemo. And at this point, Larsa and Gerty are getting along.
34:10
But now we well, I mean they're they're they're out of the what happened
34:15
in the tabloid situation. Before they're out of that, they're kind of in
34:20
a I always say they're indifferent. I should say, there was this bite,
34:24
No now that now that oh yeah, okay, before that happened,
34:29
they were okay, And now Larsa told the press Larsa's not Larsa has not
34:35
done herself many favors. In this one particular situation with the bite, I
34:40
thought she was actually doing a favor to the show because she didn't say Gerty.
34:46
She was just getting us already for like what was going to be an
34:51
exciting season. I mean when I read that though, she was, like
34:55
you said, pumping people up and just giving a little throwing a bone,
35:00
if you will, to the press about an upcoming season. Right, Yeah,
35:04
that was my take. Now, if she at some point had said
35:07
Gertie's name, maybe on the anxiety show what is it called split operation?
35:14
Yeah, separation Anxiety with Larsa. Pippen and Marcus Jordan. God, sorry,
35:25
what's Meredith's show and her husband? Oh God, come on, I
35:30
don't know. I forget, now, I forget. I don't know.
35:36
All right, let's move on. Okay, So had she say Gerty,
35:39
that would be a little bit different, but because yes, that would imply
35:44
that something really went down. Yeah, but I also feel like, I
35:50
mean, let's say she did say Gerty, Like, it didn't really throw
35:55
me that much. But Gerty's in such a headspace that I've never ever ever
36:00
been in the Like, I get that she's just trying to keep it as
36:06
clean as possible so she can get through what she's got to get through to
36:09
live. Yeah, So she doesn't want any drama creeping in that she's going
36:14
to have to deal with in any capacity, right, right. I honestly
36:19
did think that it was blown out of proportion because she didn't say her name
36:22
in the article. It wasn't that big of a deal, and it's kind
36:27
of funny and like we all know, it was nothing. It was a
36:30
nothing burger. Even when she did it. We didn't even see it happen.
36:34
When it happened, we only saw a flashback of her doing that,
36:37
which was so random. So I think that Larsa saying I didn't say your
36:43
name, I didn't say your name, I wish that Gerty could have seen
36:45
the forest of the trees to have been able to handle that and be like,
36:49
Okay, it's really not that big of a deal regardless, I mean,
36:52
it was blown up then it more than it should have been. And
36:57
I don't think that Gerty should have responded like that because it was so nice
37:00
thing. However, Larsa should have been the bigger person and just back the
37:05
f off, yes, because I mean, yes, a million times wrong,
37:12
her just coming at her over and over again, and then even when
37:17
she took her wig off and then showed what she had done that day that
37:22
that didn't disarm. Larsa has made the term for this, because that is
37:29
Larsa to a tea like. It's as though she cannot in those situations change
37:36
gears. I've never seen her fully she like. And it doesn't help too
37:42
that her face movements don't move signal something different. Right, Yeah, it
37:47
really is like unsettling because I'm like, nothing about her has changed in terms
37:54
of taking this in or anything that's wild. It's not registering with her.
38:02
Nothing is seeping in for her to change her reaction. She's not seeing it
38:08
and there's no even you get the feeling that maybe it does register, but
38:13
she has an inability to switch gears and humble herself. It's like she will
38:19
either double down and try to lock in on one other person to be like,
38:24
but you understand what I'm saying. So now all of a sudden,
38:29
the conversation is expanded and she's like pleading her case and it almost doesn't matter
38:35
if she loses everybody else in the room as long as she can have In
38:38
this case, Lisa has back. Then Larsa feels like she's right, yeah,
38:44
yeah, and both of them, Oh my god, the fact that
38:46
Lisa was like doing her bidding. I was like, Lisa calmed down,
38:51
like this is my sane. That was wild. I thought, why is
38:54
she? I mean when she ran after Russell and was trying and both of
39:00
them, I thought, this is like next level crazy, not just running
39:05
but screaming yeah at them. M hmm. It was like it was I
39:13
get, like Larsa might. I'm not making an excuse for Larsa. I
39:17
just know how Larsa operates. I was surprised to see Lisa go so hard
39:22
for Larsa in that moment with Gerdy of all people. Mm hmm. Yeah.
39:30
I think Lisa has a similar situation as Larsa. That same thing that's
39:36
wrong, that yeah thing link that doesn't penetrate when you are so focused on
39:43
yourself and your point that you can't even see that someone before you who has
39:47
to undergo chemo, they've shaved their head in preparation for that. They're fighting
39:53
for their life and you can't step off. You're not seeing that. Yeah,
40:00
And to Lisa in her head, it felt like she was gonna if
40:04
if you ask her about it, she was probably like, no, I
40:07
was screaming that Larsa loves her and that I love her and that she's just
40:13
a misunderstanding our love, right right, I love animals. God. I
40:22
mean when I wrote this down, Gertie says, you know I'm going through
40:24
a hard time, and you know that. Larsa says, shut your mouth.
40:30
What kind of animal? Gerty says, you shut your mouth, You're
40:34
disgusting. Tomorrow I get a blood test and chemo right away, and it's
40:38
about timing and no one here would do what she's doing if she cared about
40:44
me. And then she takes off her off her wig and Larsa's like I'm
40:49
sorry, yelling I'm sorry, with no real emotion behind it, and then
40:54
Russell comes over and is just trying to put the kebash on all this,
40:59
saying like Larsa, please be respectful. I mean, we've never seen Russell
41:05
come in like this and have to like handle these women. And then he's
41:10
talking to Gertie saying why are you doing this shit, like don't do this
41:14
in front of me, which was because he was like probably like I can't
41:16
handle this, and she was like okay, yep, yeah, yeah,
41:20
okay, Russell, okay, okay, Russell, yeah, and she calms
41:22
down really fast because he's so mad and I did. It was funny that
41:28
she went from like a ten to a two and two seconds flat because Russell
41:31
was like stop it. She was like, okay, yeah, I didn't
41:34
do anything. I didn't do it. She was in trouble or something.
41:39
But I do wish that Gerty could have you know, I mean not to
41:43
put it on her, but if she is dealing with something so traumatic and
41:47
so intense, like well, not only is she showing up for her job
41:51
because she kind of has to, and she's telling her story and she's being
41:52
brave, but I think at some point maybe she shouldn't have just brought any
41:59
of it up to Larsa about the article and the press thing and the biting
42:04
thing, and perhaps I don't know, it's a I got asking her to
42:08
deal with it. But I wish she could have seen Larsa, Ok,
42:14
this is the this is the point where we need to see somebody's humanity,
42:17
and we would have seen it if Larsa had it and then it wasn't there.
42:22
Yeah, she never would have had to tear off her wig, you
42:25
know. I think that she was going to do some kind of reveal and
42:31
then it just became out of anger instead of out of like vulnerable. Right.
42:38
Yeah, Yeah, that's a good point because they because they did do
42:44
the interviews with her, and it was going to be in that So I
42:47
do think there was going to be some type of girls I want to show
42:52
you this, but instead it was like here we go, Larsa. It
42:58
could have been a very different ending for the season. It could have been
43:02
her taking off her wig and them all embracing her, yeah, and the
43:07
beautiful ending like that, But unfortunately no, right, and it worries me,
43:15
you know, when she's going through all this, the emotional toll it's
43:17
taking, and her getting all worked up like that. And that's where again
43:22
you're right with Larsa being responsible. It's like you, you don't have to
43:25
have undergone cancer or any kind of illness to know that it's very detrimental for
43:30
a person to take on drama in their life when they're going through that.
43:36
It's not good for them mentally and physically for their body because they're so connected.
43:42
So for her to just disregard that is really sad. I don't think
43:47
that on the flip side, Gerty would want to be treated like a sickly
43:52
patient either. So I'm not saying that, but in that moment, like
44:00
it just wasn't the moves to make I think she could have Larsa could have
44:05
said in a different kind of way, Gertie, I'm really sorry. I
44:07
meant it as a joke. I meant it as like a teaser. I
44:12
didn't mean it at all like the other thing that happened in the tabloids between
44:15
us, I didn't mean any of that. It was. This was very
44:19
different. But I'm sorry, and then just called it a day. Yeah.
44:23
Yeah, for Larsa, I know that you're listening when your friend is
44:31
not go ahead. Do you know? How do you know you're not listening?
44:35
Do you How do you know I'm not listening? You have to if
44:39
your friend is in a situation where they might die, you have to see
44:45
things from their perspective that I'm setting for you. How do you know Marcus
44:52
didn't say anything about that. Michael Jordan loves me. Yeah, Kiki running
45:04
after them when they're leaving Russell and Gerdi, She's like, oh God,
45:07
I twisted my ankle again. For Kiki. These shoes are these shoes are
45:15
death traps, all of them. I know. I was surprised that Adriana
45:21
auditioned, rehearsed in those kind of thicker, chunky heels, and then did
45:25
this show in those stilettos. Did you notice that? I was like,
45:30
I'm surprised she rehearsed in those. I think she realized from the rehearsal that
45:35
that wasn't gonna fly, because those shoes that she wore looked like in actual
45:39
performance, looked like more of a dancer shoe, like a stage shoe.
45:45
Oh see, I thought they didn't. Maybe I maybe I thought maybe I
45:49
saw the wrong stiletto before she went on the pink, because I was like,
45:53
they were pink, but you know, like maybe to me they didn't
45:57
look like a dancer shoe. But but I don't know. Maybe I saw
46:00
her wearing a pink shoe later on and I thought that was what she wore
46:05
on stage, But now I'm thinking it wasn't. We'll have to go back
46:07
check out the shoes. I'll never go back. I just want everyone to
46:12
know I won't go back to that either. Well, Alexia has these bruises
46:17
on her jaw. Did you see that? Yeah? Do you know she
46:21
she has come out since then? I would imagine she had. Is it
46:24
the filler? Is it filler or botox or what? Yeah, she said
46:27
it was some kind of beautification procedure. I'm calling it that. But yeah,
46:32
that was botched. So call up to it was botched. Oh no,
46:37
yeah, well it did look leged. It just looked like she had
46:43
gotten work done, work done, and uh yeah, and there was bruising
46:49
to follow, which is very CoML So it's odd that she would get the
46:53
work done while they're filming and they're yearly almost done the season. Why would
46:59
you? Yeah, she's probably like, told wants me to have my face
47:04
good for the finale. That sounds more like Julia, But yeah, she
47:08
I don't know. I'm thinking she probably thought that there was like a week
47:13
in between filming and that she'd be recovered by then, which is why it's
47:16
clearly it was watched. Yeah and Anna k no, no, no,
47:21
no, was there again. No one gives a shit. Nobody talked to
47:27
her. She didn't say a word, but I have since we talked about
47:30
Anna Karena Nana before realize the big beef and why Alexia was pissed. Do
47:37
you know that Anna Karena Nanana's daughter allegedly said. She alleges that Peter roofed
47:46
her and her friends. Oh yeah, she said that they were all at
47:52
a party together and he and his group of friends showed up at this party
47:58
and all of her girlfriends, uh, we're roofi. This is according alleged
48:04
blah blah blah blah, all the legal standards. This is what she says.
48:08
And that is the real beef with Alexia. That's why she's like,
48:14
how dare you bring my kids into this? Wow? Yeah, Well,
48:17
why the hell would Anna, Karina and I want to be around her then?
48:22
And why I don't have a lot of follow up questions because that's one
48:28
hell of an accusation, that is, and I don't know when that accusation.
48:34
Wow wow, that is information I did not allegedly know allegedly was out
48:38
there. Peter does seem like he's in a fine enough place, I mean,
48:46
after hearing that, like whatever, But to be the guardian of Frankie,
48:51
that incident with the party allegedly took place a few years ago, and
48:58
I think Peter, and she's not directly saying Peter did it. She's saying
49:02
Peter's Peter and his friends, which were a very small group of people that
49:07
went to this party. So she's saying like, either Peter knew it was
49:10
happening or he was a part of it, but that was That's what the
49:15
Karna and daughter is saying, got it? Okay? Well, I know
49:22
Alexia is Frankie's guardian now, but I think it's smart to put Peter in
49:28
line for that because he does seem like he's got Frankie's best interests at heart.
49:32
In order to do that, I don't know who else will do it.
49:37
Well, it would be a stranger. You know that you can get
49:40
a guardian right from Like, yeah, sure, but I'm saying like,
49:45
in Alexia's mind, you would want a family member to do it, and
49:49
if Peter is on the up and up, then yeah. Well let's discuss
49:59
Adrianna lip sync performance of move It. Did you like it? There?
50:07
It is? This is not the actual song, you guys now, as
50:12
you know which iam I wearing Snado's or Dad's shoes, Emma Lee does not
50:21
know which one of them to choose. Oh I'm the congos, Oh my
50:31
god, yeah, yeah, I mean again, I will say the Elio
50:38
Stefan Adriana packed is not when I saw coming and I wonder how deep it
50:45
goes hmm mm hmmm mm hmm, how deep does it go? Yes,
50:55
I can't believe that Nicole's dad had a bone around the dayan's floor. Oh
51:01
that, yes, I mean that was shocking. That was that was shocked,
51:07
disturbing and disturbing. It looked like that pinata from Mexico. Yeah,
51:15
really weird, really weird, and that like the way you want, you
51:19
know, the deceased to be remembered, or perhaps maybe they do. I
51:23
don't know. I think I think he does. I'm pretty sure he took
51:27
ten pounds of Viagara before he showed up. Oh my god. And he
51:31
was also drunk, right, yeah, well, because Nicole the girlfriend comes
51:37
in and Nicole like hugs her and is like, oh my god, I'm
51:40
so glad you have to deal with this or something like That're like, I'm
51:44
glad it's not me having to deal with this, and you are something along
51:46
those lines. So I was like, oh, is he wasted? Oh
51:52
my god. Havana Knights. Everyone looks so good. I love the red
51:57
lips. I love the outfit. It's so beautiful. Nicole matched in different
52:05
ways, like the black and white and then all red and then there was
52:08
Lisa and Larsa and they were there. They had blues. Oh that's right,
52:13
they had something they kind of matched, and Marisoul called Adriana to congratulate
52:20
her and wish her luck on her performance that night from Scotland. She's like,
52:23
I had this plan for so long as I thought this could be the
52:27
finale, but so I gotta go get married again, but not legally,
52:34
so this is wild. So she's like, not married. I mean they're
52:37
not legally married, but this is the second wedding they've had, which is
52:39
so funny to me, I know, and again not for the show.
52:45
They're just like freestyle getting Varen Knowles. Yeah, freestyle, that's that's just
52:55
like, why would you ever do that if Bravo wasn't paying for it?
53:00
Well, yeah, if you're if you're bra Celeberty, Yeah, why would
53:02
you do that? Maybe she asked them if she could do that and they
53:07
were like no, no, oh, they were like, oh no,
53:14
no, I think you're right. I think you're absolutely right. It's out
53:16
of the country, so it would have been there, out of the country
53:19
trip that sheehitch, that's a lot. Scotland is expensive. Yeah, yeah,
53:24
I mean it's it's so interesting to me that reality TV keeps going to
53:30
Scotland all of a sudden, but like it's been happening more and more.
53:35
Well, Traders, it's in Scotland. That's about what else. I'm like,
53:43
what is going there? I was like, you know what, I
53:45
was wrong because for a hot second, I was like the Jersey trip but
53:47
that was Ireland. Yes, And then I totally oh, c went to
53:51
Ireland not Scotland. Yeah, just so it's just traders. It's just the
53:55
traders, that's the trend. And then I guess a film crew that was
54:01
based in Scotland. We got some footage of Marsol's wedding. That was nice.
54:07
That was nice. Love it, love it, love it, love
54:09
it, love it. Oh, Lisa's mom and her aunt, her mom
54:14
Jean, and her aunt Della were in town and they're all so hating on
54:19
Lenny. Yeah. Well, I was glad that Lisa finally had someone that
54:23
wanted to talk about it. I was like, talk about it with them.
54:27
She had to fly him in from Toronto to talk by somebody talk to
54:30
her about it. They had to get passports, that's a whole thing.
54:37
Well, so they were coming into town. Everybody's planning these big out of
54:40
the country trips as soon as the season wraps. Alexia, Lisa, and
54:46
Marsol's gone so there, so they flew in so Lisa and Jodie can go
54:52
on vacation, and Lisa's like, I didn't even get a vacation last year.
54:58
I was like, my god, yes I can't. I know,
55:01
me too, any vacation, any vacation time I have, it's always like
55:06
I have to go see the family. The family comes here and we're not,
55:08
Yeah, you know, it's visiting. I did go to Lake Arrowhead
55:12
for two days though. That was fun. Yeah, But I mean,
55:16
like the way Lis is defining vacation too is like no kids, and that
55:22
is also kind of a terrible mother. Okay, it's so horrible horrible,
55:29
Oh my god, wait goh allegedly the worst. But like you're you haven't
55:35
seen your mom and god knows how long probably haven't seen your aunt. So
55:38
you're gonna fly them in from Toronto and the second they get there, you're
55:42
just gonna high tail it out with Jody and be like bye, loved ones.
55:46
The spend no time with them. Every time Jody, they do like
55:52
a like shot of Jody front from the front, just full Jody shot.
55:58
I'm just like, whoa, it's jump scared, jump scared. Yeah,
56:01
I'm scared. Yah, Scar, We're not good people, Amy, No,
56:07
we're not. I'm sorry today I've been really harsh, really harsh.
56:13
So this is fifty guys, this is fifty I'm calling things out. It's
56:17
the end of the season, and uh, this is where we're at.
56:22
I'll just say, Amy, and I think Lisa is a wonderful mother,
56:25
and Jody is gorgeous Miami, gorgeous Miami. The mom's like, you deserve
56:35
better. I've always said that. I don't know why Lenny doesn't talk to
56:38
me. Maybe because that's what you were saying. He heard you. Oh,
56:47
I'm sure Lisa was like, my mom doesn't think that you're good enough
56:52
for me. Oh, totally yeah. And what were they saying about it,
56:59
Lenny wedding that they had to talk, They had to call the mother
57:02
and father like, yeah, professor, mister, there's a plum. Yeah
57:10
it was Marina. Lenny's mom asked asked her family to address her as missus
57:16
Hockstein and instead of you know whatever, his first name is, Professor Hockstein
57:22
at the wedding. That's cool. I didn't. I mean, like,
57:28
in the time that we have seen Lenny's mom on camera, I wouldn't have
57:30
thought that. I wouldn't either. And I wonder if there's a little lost
57:35
in translation here where there was a speech and they were to be introduced at
57:39
the rehearsal dinner or something like that, and she was like, please address
57:44
me as missus hostein and address him as Professor Hockstein as you know what I
57:51
mean, instead of like, yes, when you refer to me and you
57:53
know, and you say my name to my face, I want you to
57:57
call you know. I just wonder if there's some sort of misunderstanding that,
58:00
yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, And not that I'm the team
58:05
Marina or and certainly not team Lenny. But Lisa I've seen has a tendency
58:10
to, you know, kind of stretch the truth a little bit and bend
58:15
it to what sounds good for her, or that it's like she because she
58:19
doesn't listen, she just takes whatever she thinks she heard, and that's what
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it is. And it takes three episodes to like unwind that and figure out
58:29
like, oh, you just weren't listening right, Well, the adderall allegedly,
58:36
I mean, I don't. I mean Adrianna is like, well,
58:37
I mean you take adderall for your add She's like, don't say that.
58:44
I mean you take Xanax because your life is a mess. Don't you take
58:49
antidepressants because this is hard? Don't just stop? Yeah, you take Sephora
58:54
for ten thousand dollars a month because I don't know why. God, that's
59:01
a jump scare. Yeah, Julia's farm with Adriana. Now that Martina's in
59:10
recovery, she can make jam and try and sell it for thirty dollars.
59:15
The fact that she was like, oh, should it be more right?
59:20
And then she's like, because it's natural, it comes. I'm like,
59:23
so does it from like any farmer's market? What are you talking about?
59:28
Also, in order to ship it and sell it, you might need to
59:31
throw some preservatives in there in order to keep it around. Like, so
59:36
it won't be that natural anymore unless you are going and selling it at a
59:38
farmer's market. But also, did you see online I'm sorry, on the
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show they put a QR code. Yes on peacock they did that? Did
59:51
they do that on regular? They did in Bravac. I didn't see it
59:53
on Bravo, okay, I saw it on Peacock Okay, but it's said
1:00:00
do you see that? It said that, so it said code to scan
1:00:04
to shop Julia's Farm to Glam collection. NBC Universal will receive a portion of
1:00:09
sales. Wow. I mean this is clearly a tester to do product placement
1:00:17
QR codes throughout these episodes. Now, I think it's smart. I think
1:00:23
it's brilliant. And even if you have to give like even ten percent,
1:00:27
fifteen percent or twenty percent, NBC, You're still making so much. Now.
1:00:32
I did not scan it. I did, Oh, I absolutely did.
1:00:37
And I mean I'm not that impressed with the collection. Well, I
1:00:42
mean it's new. I just I don't know what's going on here. I
1:00:46
mean, if here's my one note, though, don't make it a quarter
1:00:50
of the screen. That's what pissed me off about it. QR code is
1:00:53
fine, but it was taking up so much of the screen for me.
1:00:58
Oh that was I mean, you can't miss it, I know, but
1:01:02
I wouldn't mind it being a little bit more subtle, okay, because you
1:01:07
really needed to see Julia and Adriana at that time talking about the goats,
1:01:12
because you really you had to see the full screen of them. You haven't
1:01:15
gotten enough of them. I pretend it's the most important thing, not the
1:01:22
QR code. Okay, So basically, let me just let you know what's
1:01:28
going on here. It is a collection of home goods. I mean it
1:01:31
is home goods. It's I mean, I don't see any jam on here
1:01:36
for one, And we're looking at dresses, robes, a beach tote,
1:01:43
a rug, a French press, a utensil holder, a vase, and
1:01:52
like a place mats. We're talking dishes. So she's like pioneer woman,
1:01:59
Yes on Beyonce pro hanging like lights in your backyard. So we're going for
1:02:05
the price points like so for dresses, we're looking at three hundred dollars,
1:02:10
four hundred dollars for French press, we're looking at one and twenty for a
1:02:16
beach tote, ninety dollars for these backyard lights sixty nine And of course it
1:02:23
shows everything is marked down, a lot of beach stuff, like a lot
1:02:28
of ratan place mats and coasters. Does she know that we have access to
1:02:34
target, because I'm wondering if she thinks that we don't have access to Walmart
1:02:37
and Target, and we are only able to use a QR code for all
1:02:43
our home needs and it's her QR code. Yeah, I guess, so
1:02:47
I don't know. Look, this is the thing. All these chalts,
1:02:52
they overprice it, they overprice it. It's overpriced and it's not specific enough
1:02:59
for her, Like she is a farm. Okay, this is a lot
1:03:01
of beachways. There's a rope that one's sold out, there's a beach tote.
1:03:07
I mean it does look a lot like Julius style. But and I
1:03:13
like where she's going with like this French press and this little utensil holder,
1:03:19
but one hundred and twenty for a French press, one hundred and fifty six
1:03:22
for a pearl inlay mother of pearl inlay marble utensil holder. You know,
1:03:28
I think that with the farm, it needs to be a little more rustic,
1:03:30
it needs to be a little more. I mean farm to Glam rustic
1:03:35
Glam is where they needed to hone in a little bit more. But look,
1:03:39
I applaud anyone who's going to put this out there, and I love
1:03:44
that. I love the name farm to Glam. Very smart, very cute,
1:03:47
very catchy. And we'll see where it goes from here. I like
1:03:52
that they gave our platform right on the screen with a QR code. There's
1:03:55
that. I'm angry. Oh, I'm just gonna say, I'm angry.
1:04:00
That makes me angry. Why what happened? Why? Oh dear, I
1:04:04
don't know, Okay, I don't know. Why are you angry? I
1:04:10
think it's just like because we keep seeing this, We keep seeing these goals
1:04:16
put these collections out there that are so overpriced for their audience, and I'm
1:04:21
like, you have us, we will support you. We are the masses
1:04:30
price to us, not the classes like it, and you will thrive.
1:04:35
And that is and once again we see this rollout and it just goes.
1:04:42
I mean, it's hilarious to me because it's like, girl, you really
1:04:45
don't get it. And then here we are and we're not going to buy
1:04:49
your one hundred and twenty dollars French press because I've never even seen you like
1:04:54
make a cup of coffee. How do I know that you're such an expert
1:04:57
at this? Yeah? Now, the Maxi dresses great idea because she kind
1:05:00
of has a bow ho chic look to her. She's always wearing three No,
1:05:06
that's what I'm saying she needs to do like a version like how Target
1:05:11
does get a dress together. That's gonna be anybody can buy in a hat,
1:05:17
get a beach hat, a beach dress, a beach bag, and
1:05:21
price them to move off the shelves. Yeah, make Audeny pig stuffy so
1:05:30
that kids kiss, so moms can buy them for their kids, farm animals
1:05:34
like cute goat like t shirts that have goats on them. That's like,
1:05:43
bye, girl, you know, I don't know like anything anything. Yeah,
1:05:46
I mean I think the thing with all of them collectively that I just
1:05:51
am like, how do you not get this? Bethany was the juggernaut of
1:05:59
success because she made a affordable cocktail drink with a cool name, and she
1:06:06
didn't price it out of the entire audience. Like even Ramona's wine was like
1:06:12
fifty bucks, which if you're just like a mom, you're gonna go buy
1:06:17
too buck chuck from Trader Joe's, Like you don't give a shit, it's
1:06:21
a gag gift. But even that's a little expensive for a gag gift.
1:06:26
Like, I mean, Vanderpumk kind of has it figured out a little bit
1:06:30
in terms of selling a lot of product but she like Julia could have had
1:06:38
us and now she's lost us. I know it was and you don't get
1:06:41
a second chance at making that first impression. Nope. I didn't scan that
1:06:46
QR code because I was like, I do not want her to think that
1:06:49
I'm going to buy a thirty I don't want anywhere in the algorithm for it
1:06:55
to think that I'm buying a thirty dollars jam jar and I'm excited about.
1:06:58
I was like, I'm not going to scare in that coat. Now.
1:07:00
If she had said she had sold some jam, Yeah, if she had
1:07:03
sold some Jam on here, I'd be like, I kind of want to
1:07:06
try this jam. Like what if all she did was focus on making jam,
1:07:13
that's it at a good price. I think if she's known as the
1:07:17
jam queen, like, then let's end there, let's start there. Maybe
1:07:21
you don't have to end there. I think I think she's right to do
1:07:26
the product line. I just can't understand the price points, and I think
1:07:30
the jam would be like could be the fun novelty thing in there that's like
1:07:35
twelve bucks. Yeah, but like I'm talking like those Maxi dresses could be
1:07:41
one hundred and fifty bucks I'd be like, well, that's all right,
1:07:44
Okay, I kind of get it. But if it was like seventy five
1:07:46
dollars, I would have bought one. These dresses are like, not something
1:07:51
that you're gonna wear every day. This is look at this, this is
1:07:55
something that you would wear to her reunion. If you're in the house house,
1:07:58
but goat cheese jam. Why don't you lean into everyone's doing charcouterie,
1:08:04
lean into the food thing, you know, nuts. I don't know,
1:08:08
well, I feel like that a whole differentage. Just don't disagree with that.
1:08:17
No, yeah, you're you're right, Amy, This is no,
1:08:20
you're right, You're right. This is dropping ship. You know, this
1:08:24
is drop ship. She has nothing to do. She's not like doing hands
1:08:27
on. She's not Ballerina farm Okay, but this is if she were to
1:08:32
do it right, in my opinion, it would be that she would start
1:08:38
like hands on with the jams and the cheese. Goat cheese jam. That's
1:08:43
it, boom done, and forget about all these other products. Goat cheese
1:08:49
jam. I'm in Well, you might be, yeah, I can see
1:08:55
where there's a little bit more of a barrier to entry. But what she's
1:08:58
done here is she's found these items, probably factory ready in China and then
1:09:04
sold them to us A twenty thousand times million. Yes, and it's her
1:09:10
collected I am insulting. Yeah, good, Well she sold three goats and
1:09:15
got a pig and that's that goats sell us. Yeah, there you go,
1:09:23
sell us goats. So really the you know, circling back on ending
1:09:29
this episode, we get everyone's little subtitles at the end there or their little
1:09:34
what would you call those things? And the where are they now? Nicole
1:09:41
is pregnant, very exciting, super cute. Marsol we found out not legally
1:09:45
married. Marcus gives Larsa a promise ring and they are talking about marriage.
1:09:53
The painting of Julia was that came out of nowhere. That was hilarious.
1:09:59
I don't know what that was about. It was very funny, and her
1:10:00
daughter was so funny because she was like, mom, like be cool.
1:10:04
Don't all feel like I'm cool. Alexia bought a Ferrari and went to Italy,
1:10:13
so there's no money problems there one, Yeah, it sounds great.
1:10:17
And then Lenny is still contesting their settlement. Wow, I would too if
1:10:24
I saw that lemonade stand with the custom t shirts and like state of the
1:10:30
Art, Lemons, State of the Art. Yeah, that was rough.
1:10:36
Gerty finishing chemo was great and I loved that she ended up by saying I
1:10:41
just gertified cancer. Yeah that was cool. Yeah, good finale. It
1:10:47
looks like the reunion is going to be really spicy, it does. I
1:10:55
think that there's a collective there's I think that people are frustrated with each other
1:11:00
and also trying to get another contract. M I think we're fighting for our
1:11:06
lives on there. We are, we have to we're on break, we're
1:11:10
on lunch break, and they're just fighting, definitely with an earshot of Andy
1:11:15
Cohen. Well yes, yes. And it's also like Miami is so like
1:11:19
wavering and it's if it's you know, because they've had the longest break ever
1:11:25
on Miami. So I think they are trying to remind people like this is
1:11:30
a really great show. Yeah, it is a great show. It's great.
1:11:33
Yeah, yeah it is. I don't think they'll have any problem coming
1:11:38
back, And I really like this cast. I mean, I don't think
1:11:40
they should make any changes necessarily unless there's somebody we don't know about. But
1:11:44
I like it. No, no, no, no, no, no,
1:11:45
no, no, no no, Well, thank you guys so much
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