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#81 Parenting Wipeouts and Toddler Potty Mouths! · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know your car does this,
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  Speaker 1: but I went outside after you arrived, maybe five minutes
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  Speaker 1: after you arrived, and the fucking car just beeps on
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  Speaker 1: its own mine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I might have accidentally pressed the lock key when
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  Speaker 2: you're down there. It's actually a funny story on that.
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  Speaker 2: When I was at school is once and I parked
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  Speaker 2: like at the bottom of this resort and we were
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  Speaker 2: like up on like the fortieth level, and my card
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  Speaker 2: used to beep if you'd try to lock it to me.
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  Speaker 2: Times I would get people walking past and they'd be
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  Speaker 2: like walking past the cyst.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doty Dards.
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  Speaker 2: I am Matty Jay and I'm Ash.
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  Speaker 1: This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,
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  Speaker 1: it is the bad and the relatable. And if you've
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  Speaker 1: come winning any advice whatsoever, not from us, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: to say.
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  Speaker 2: We are sorry you're doing advice and never has, never
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  Speaker 2: will We don't try to if it's accidental. Anyway. We
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  Speaker 2: are drinking, of course, stone and wood.
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  Speaker 1: Specific gale exactly right word.
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  Speaker 2: And do you know when a good time to drink
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  Speaker 2: stone wood is other than right now? Is on a
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  Speaker 2: Sunday afternoon when your footy team is flogging another team.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that feels like because I support
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  Speaker 1: the Broncos.
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  Speaker 2: So I just want to say a big shout out
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  Speaker 2: to the Family Seagulls for that dominant win. I was
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  Speaker 2: sitting back drinking a couple of Stone and Woods that
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  Speaker 2: I may have snuck into the stadium.
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  Speaker 1: Did you did you really?
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  Speaker 2: Manly are listening. I'm sorry, but yes, stone and Wood.
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  Speaker 2: We are drinking the Pacific Ale. That's what I was
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  Speaker 2: drinking on that fine Sunday afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: And can I just say, if you're not a huge
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  Speaker 1: beer drinker, this.
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  Speaker 2: This is the stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Is the drop for you?
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  Speaker 2: Cheers my friend.
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  Speaker 1: It is refreshing, it is bloody delicious.
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  Speaker 2: It's got those galaxy hot which we love. That is delicious.
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  Speaker 2: So thank you Stonewood as always for making these episodes
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  Speaker 2: come to life.
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  Speaker 1: And for keeping us hydrated.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, at all time, because like my grandfather, my late
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  Speaker 2: grandfather would say, there's.
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  Speaker 1: Water in beer.
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  Speaker 2: He's now dead of old age, not of dehydration. R
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  Speaker 2: P RP. Michell, before we do get into it, Matthew,
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  Speaker 2: it is the most wonderful week of the year. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I know you're probably confused, confused, what's the deal. You're
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  Speaker 2: very you look confused. I don't know if you know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm referring to. It's better than Christmas, they say.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, let me get better than Easter.
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  Speaker 2: Best week of best week for a parent with young
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  Speaker 2: kids who go to daycarelid, no younger of kids that
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  Speaker 2: go to daycare. This week, for a week, it is
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  Speaker 2: honestly the best week of macy. This morning out of
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  Speaker 2: bed into kindy, inner pajamas, save me like twenty minutes
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  Speaker 2: of chasing around the house trying to get addressed.
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  Speaker 1: My daycare hasn't done pajama week. Or maybe they have
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  Speaker 1: and I haven't noticed. No, I don't think they didn't
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  Speaker 1: do it. What is pajama Week? Where does it come from?
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  Speaker 1: Why do we do it? Answer me?
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  Speaker 2: This?
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys do it for the entire week? Explain
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  Speaker 1: to me? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think they. I think personally, I think that that
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  Speaker 2: has been created by the.
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  Speaker 1: System just to give the parents a week of just.
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  Speaker 2: To give Yeah, and you know what, it's the best
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  Speaker 2: week ever all week. Oscar's on school holidays, but he
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  Speaker 2: goes to Kindy for Thursday Friday. This week, everyone in pajamas.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think we spoke about this last year, so
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  Speaker 1: forgive me if I'm repeating myself, But doesn't it like
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  Speaker 1: I've only got two sets of pajamas for the girls.
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  Speaker 2: And we had these exact same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Still, she isn't happy, but she loves a bottle of
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  Speaker 1: water through the night. Yeah, quite oftens herself. Yeah, bless
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  Speaker 1: her cotton socks. So how do you guys go keeping
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  Speaker 1: the clean pajamas because they must come back.
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  Speaker 2: And they come back, they go straight in the wash, back,
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  Speaker 2: straight in the wash, new pair on. Well, thankfully, Mason
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  Speaker 2: goes a couple of days a week, so it's not
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  Speaker 2: a big deal, which she can get through the couple
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  Speaker 2: of things of pajamas. I also don't mind going and
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  Speaker 2: seeing all the teachers in their pajamas.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to ask that the teachers are into it.
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  Speaker 1: All the teachers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do a fantastic bang up job.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone is in usually, I mean, at this time of
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  Speaker 2: the year, it's definitely winter pajamas. Everyone's in their flannelts.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone looks very cozy. Macey fucking loves it. She loves it,
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  Speaker 2: she loves it. This morning, I was like, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to eight thirty in Oscar's like, where are you going?
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  Speaker 3: I'm going.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to Maddie Jay's house. Maddie j And I
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  Speaker 2: go have you got a crush on Maddie Jay? And
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  Speaker 2: she goes no?
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  Speaker 1: How is asking? When Magsy gets to go pajamas and
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't you wear pajamas home? How do you enforce that?
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  Speaker 1: Do you allow him to say pajamas for the whole day.
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  Speaker 2: If he's sick and he wants to have a pajama day?
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  Speaker 2: For example, today he was going to hang out with
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  Speaker 2: Popper and going on a play date, so it was like,
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  Speaker 2: gotta get your fast shoes on. I can't go that
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  Speaker 2: fast in pajamas. But if he said to me, hey,
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  Speaker 2: I just want to go my pajamas all day, We're
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  Speaker 2: going out? Like whatever, Bro, you do you.
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  Speaker 1: When you get your kids dressed in the morning. Do
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  Speaker 1: you choose the items and just throw it on them?
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  Speaker 1: Or do you let them choose their outfit?
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  Speaker 2: It's a combination of both. But today they had no
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  Speaker 2: choice because it's pajama day.
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  Speaker 1: Do you fucking lolla? Sorry? I shouldn't swear.
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  Speaker 2: You can't swear as much as and.
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  Speaker 1: Marley, dude, it doesn't matter what I pick, they hate it.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, that is disgusting. I don't want to wear that.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, man, that.
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  Speaker 2: Seems like a you problem, my friend. You need to
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  Speaker 2: work on your style choices.
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  Speaker 1: I did. I bought. I bought a pair of pants
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  Speaker 1: which I thought I thought was very very cool, very cool.
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  Speaker 1: Can I show you quickly?
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  Speaker 2: Are you wearing them? Cool for you? Or cool for them?
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  Speaker 1: Wait?
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  Speaker 2: Whose pants are that? Yours or theirs?
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  Speaker 1: I happen to be shopping all right at a Standard
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  Speaker 1: and I walked past the store, and it's obviously winter
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  Speaker 1: right now. The girls have a lot of summary dresses,
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  Speaker 1: not many pants, and I saw something on sale and
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  Speaker 1: I thought, that is bloody cool.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so I thought, I'm scared.
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  Speaker 1: I'll buy them, and I'll buy two pairs. They're nothing outrageous,
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful color, vibrant, both of them. Marley and Laula
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  Speaker 1: looked at it and said, Nah, that sucks. We're not
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  Speaker 1: wearing it.
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  Speaker 2: Are you gonna hand them down to meet to give
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  Speaker 2: them to Macie mc hammer? Pants? They're cool? Do you
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  Speaker 2: get us some mate?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: If Marley and Laula are listening, I said, were not daycare,
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  Speaker 2: They're epic. I feel your pain. Wouldn't even try them
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  Speaker 2: on pink parachute pants, and I, honestly I thought you
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  Speaker 2: did a really good job there.
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  Speaker 1: I thought so too. I may be old and thirty seven,
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  Speaker 1: but I still have my fingers. I'm getting fucking that
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  Speaker 1: many grays coming through right now.
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  Speaker 2: I was looking at them before. They look good, look distinguished.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing that cuts me deeper than the fact that
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  Speaker 1: they wouldn't even try them on, wouldn't even entertain the
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  Speaker 1: thought of putting them on for a split second.
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  Speaker 2: That's very heartbreaking. When you think I'm going to do
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  Speaker 2: this really cool thing, They're gonna love it, we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: bond over this, and then you don't. Oscar and I
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  Speaker 2: were getting shoes, these red shoes, okay, fast shoes, fast shoot.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I'm going to get these
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  Speaker 2: red ones. You can get the kids ones at match.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, no, I want these ones instead, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, do you don't want to match? He's like,
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  Speaker 2: nut shit, kids are brutal. Also, what Oscar did yesterday
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  Speaker 2: said to his grandmother, why do you look so old?
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  Speaker 2: Fucking fearless?
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  Speaker 1: She was looking tired the other day joking.
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  Speaker 2: Meredith heard that. They came out of Matt's mouth, not mine.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, how's it going with the house hunting?
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  Speaker 2: Terribly, absolutely terrible.
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  Speaker 1: How many of have you seen places?
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  Speaker 2: Three? April's seeing one today.
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  Speaker 1: And all of those three what's wrong with them?
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  Speaker 2: One had no parking, no garage. Okay, let me, you're
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  Speaker 2: offering up a three bedroom. It was like a granny
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  Speaker 2: flatty thing, quite big, good space and not going to
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  Speaker 2: offer a car spot, Like, who do you think is
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  Speaker 2: moving in there? Someone with a car, dickhead and kids.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're holding onto the garage spot.
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  Speaker 2: Or there's a whole front area and they're like not
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  Speaker 2: willing to give up any of the front area. And
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  Speaker 2: it was on the main road. Get fucked anyway. One
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  Speaker 2: of them too small shit. One we really liked, but
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  Speaker 2: then they rang us and said we want more money,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like that's illegal. Fuck you. And now
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  Speaker 2: they've re advertised it for more money. Would would I
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  Speaker 2: burn it down? Yes, you give me the.
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  Speaker 1: Address and I'll do it. Would you offer like another
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  Speaker 1: like cheeky fifty you have to do that?
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  Speaker 2: I think these days I would if it was already
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  Speaker 2: over our budget, and it was like, look, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what we're going to do this round. I'm moving
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  Speaker 2: back to my father in law. I think I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: Actually I say what in a shocked tone.
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  Speaker 2: But your mum live here?
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  Speaker 1: As someone who lives with their mother.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, it's going, let's just put it that way. It's
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  Speaker 2: ticking along. I did want to share something with you, please.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you've seen it. It's not a
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  Speaker 2: new trend. It's a it's like an oldish sort of
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  Speaker 2: trend that you do with your kids. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if you've seen it. You probably have seen. It's where
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  Speaker 2: you take your child into the bathroom and you say,
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  Speaker 2: now you can say whatever you want in here. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to close it. I'm going to leave. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not condoning naughty words, but it's also a good place
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  Speaker 2: to be, like, you can't say these words outside of
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  Speaker 2: the bathroom. I think it's still a teaching April has
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  Speaker 2: decided to do that with young Oscar. You know. Oscar's
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: like he's quite a sweet boy, is he? No, he is.
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  Speaker 2: He's like he's Mummy's boy. He's not like Macy, who's
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  Speaker 2: the terror. And I think you've got it all wrong, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I walked in the other day of the laundrew and
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  Speaker 2: Macy's just looking at me, going fuck, fuck fuck, And
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  Speaker 2: Oscar's like she's saying the air forord. I'm like, you're
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  Speaker 2: saying the airforid or like duck, and she's like fuck.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't know what she's doing. She's like she barely
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  Speaker 1: knows where she is and what date is. I feel like,
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  Speaker 1: I know not to talk ill of your children. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like Oscar is the cheeky one. Macy's an absolute sweetheart.
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  Speaker 2: You're wrong. I know them, do you know? No, I
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  Speaker 2: don't even know if they're mine. Actually, we had the
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  Speaker 2: IV lady over saying Oscar was there. She was like,
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  Speaker 2: that's you. I was like, yeah, pretty much, that's pretty
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  Speaker 2: much me. I want to show you April has taken
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  Speaker 2: Oscar make you that really bad, taking him to the
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  Speaker 2: bathroom and explained to him he is allowed to see
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  Speaker 2: whatever you want.
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  Speaker 1: Go to town.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so with the video, you can say.
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  Speaker 4: Any naughty words, any bad words for one minute while
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  Speaker 4: I drop outside. Whatever you like. I'll close the door
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  Speaker 4: and you say it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, you go ahead do whatever you like.
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  Speaker 1: For one minute.
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  Speaker 5: Ago Son up fucking fucking stupid fucking ship.
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  Speaker 2: Done. Very good, isn't it? He's very good.
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  Speaker 4: You can say any naughty words, any bad words, for
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  Speaker 4: one minute while I jap outside. Whatever you like.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well I'm not here, all right, you.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead do whatever you like for one minute.
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  Speaker 5: Ago Son up fucking fucking stupid fucking ship done.
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  Speaker 1: Finished?
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  Speaker 2: How good? So I'm going to ask you to do
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  Speaker 2: that with Mary. Let me Marley and see what the
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  Speaker 2: results are. I didn't know they were doing this. I've
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: got home and she's like, look at this and he
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  Speaker 2: loves rewatching it.
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  Speaker 1: And.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, yeah. I was with my mate Adsy and
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  Speaker 2: we were walking to the football and I was telling
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  Speaker 2: Addie about that as he was like, what words did
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  Speaker 2: you say?
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, I'm not saying it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not that and they looked at me and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, gave him the nod of approval and he
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  Speaker 2: was like, fucking ship.
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  Speaker 1: Actually like credits to Osco the fact that he knows
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  Speaker 1: those words, but he's withholding.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he knows not to say it, he knows not
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  Speaker 2: to say it outside. I really want to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Do it, so do it tonight and then maybe next
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: week when we catch up, we'll.
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  Speaker 1: Just update you give me the part of me things
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  Speaker 1: my sweet precious little mind. Surely she's so innocent that
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: she'll say, like spicy bananas or something like that. That's
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  Speaker 1: as bad as she knows.
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  Speaker 2: She'd be like, fuck you off, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: What are you look at? And I got in there
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  Speaker 2: and I'm just a staunch in the mirror.
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  Speaker 1: Cigarette Now, yeah, what are you looking at?
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  Speaker 2: Come out here and say that?
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  Speaker 1: Very good?
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: Very good? Now. You did tease in last week's episode
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: that we went on a business trip to the shops to.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Buy new surfboards.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: We did. I forgot the repair kit.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, that's right. For those of you who are wondering,
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  Speaker 1: ash happens to be an extremely good surfer.
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  Speaker 2: Extremely is a very long stretch.
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  Speaker 1: Don't see yourself short.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he doesn't look like an athlete that I
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  Speaker 2: can move like one.
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  Speaker 1: Very good? When did you start? It's ten, and your
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  Speaker 1: dad's a very good surfer.
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  Speaker 2: Dad's an award winning surfer.
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  Speaker 1: He's obviously passed down everything that he knows. Yeah to
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  Speaker 1: young Ashton, and it's to watching in the water. I
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  Speaker 1: liken it to watching like a like a Russian professional
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  Speaker 1: ballet dancer, Wow on the main stage Russian. The Russians
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: are very good at dancing, aren't.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: They usually doping?
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  Speaker 1: It was just it was beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: I glide.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, it's weird. It's like time slows down.
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  Speaker 2: Really, time does slow down and you kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Get lost in the moment, and all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: you're like, has it been thirty seconds or has it
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  Speaker 1: been a day? I look at my watch, I'm like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: it's a Sunday now. I started watching ash Surf on
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: a Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't describe it any better if I was like, where.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Have you been? And I've just been watching ash Surf?
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  Speaker 2: And when you showed her, what did she say?
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: And then she just like, obviously.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: She's now pregnant. You are welcome.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: So you said to me, let's both go for a
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: session together. Do it. And for those people who don't
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: know me that well, I grew up in Brisbane, so
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  Speaker 1: I only started kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of surfing South Bank.
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  Speaker 1: I'm niced have been like. I bodyboard him from the
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  Speaker 1: age of fifteen.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know it got any nicknames for body boarders?
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  Speaker 1: Escuald?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what else?
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  Speaker 1: You got?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Shark biscuits, a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking losers joking and.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: People shark biscuits a good one. One of my favorites
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  Speaker 2: is coined by my father called the Lipton Jiggler, the
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: lip so you know, with a tea bag because they've
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: got the cord. H Yeah, it looks like a tea bag.
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  Speaker 2: And another personal favorite is the dick dragger because you
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  Speaker 2: died on them. Yeah. So anyway, so because I interrupted you.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: You invited me out to a session. I was a
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: little bit nervous. I have honestly not really served that
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  Speaker 1: much since Marley was born.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: To be fair, I silver tongued you a little bit
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  Speaker 2: on how easy it was going to be because I
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: really wanted to go, and I was like, how do
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: I get this session on the business? Oh, I'll just
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: tell the mat it's easy.
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  Speaker 1: We booked in advance.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should have known.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of those things where it doesn't look like
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  Speaker 1: it's that hard until you're out there. And it was
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: a bitterly cold Monday night.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: How do you think you went?
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Really well? I was really happy with this session. It
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: started off strong, a little bit nervous, but just hit
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: the ground running.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Should we go to some footage then? Because we've got
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: the footage from the wave part.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can only imagine what it must have
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: been like for the spectators watching.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's have a quick look of what they've
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: provided of Matthew Jay's first surf in three years. Fuck outstanding.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: The dismount is great. I would say you struggled a
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: bit to start off with.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I was so close to packing it up and.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Going I know so many times I looked in and
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: you were like head down. Also, but also I took
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: it so personally like I thought you were angry with me.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, oop, You're like no. I kept trying
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: to pep talk you in.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: You were very good. You're very good, very encouraging. One
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: of the issues was one of my first or second waves.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: You have to take off quite close to this is
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Olympic Park by the way, if anyone doesn't know, it's
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: called urban serf. So it's like a man made wave
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: and you have to take off next to a concrete wall.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: My board, brand new, first time riding, it flung out
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: like a boomerang into the concrete wall, smashed in the
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: nose and that was very upsetting.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a good start.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: It was a hard start, and you'll.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: See the visuals because you'll put it on socials. But
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: there was a lot of missed takeoffs. I'll put it bluntly,
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: where it was like you took off and the board
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: was gone.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: But I persevered.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: You did persevere. But do you know what the most
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: encouraging thing about it was you persevere. And then we
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: regrouped and I said, how about this. The last wave
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: of the set is actually half the size. Let's get
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: let's let's get confident. Don't that it's twice the size,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: so let's get confidence up on that one. And straight
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: away you're sweet. So it just goes to show perseverance.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: It was good. I had fun. I had a lot
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: of fun. I booked in for the expert session because
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: you dominated the events. Honestly, we did show just all
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: of the bad highlights then, but you know, you did
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: get up at a couple and you were getting some
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: speed along there. We were serving with someone who I
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: would say is a professional as well, who just absolutely
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: tore the shit out of the pool, and we were
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: considering being our first ever two doting dad sponsored surfer.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: So if I see him out there again, I will
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: provide him a contract.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: He should we do petty couples?
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: We should before we do petty couples? Is this our
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: last petty couples?
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Do you think Let's yeah, I think we've done petty couples.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: This has probably been the longest running segment that we've
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: had for a while, so let's maybe. I'm thinking we
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: swapped back.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: To Live Tell Me Last, Tell Me Sweetly.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I also thought to me, I thought we could. Yeah,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I don't have to do this because it makes more
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: work for us. There's a song, its beautiful song which
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I thought we could change. You know. It goes live.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Oh live lies, Oh lies, oh lies, Oh lads, do
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: do do las? Oh yeah? I like it all right,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Petty couples for the last time this year. Let's call
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: it petty couple.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Welcome down the street. Petty couple. They kind of like
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: with me, dirty couple. I love you, but you.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: No one can push me quite like you.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: These are all anonymous.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: These are all anonymous. I'll go first, if you don't mind, please.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: So my partner wouldn't let me watch the show on
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: the big TV because the football was on. Little did
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: he know that I can control the TV from my phone.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: So every now and then when he was watching football,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I would change it to ABC News right when the
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: pressure was building up in the game. So like, if
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: they're in the attacking zone ten meters out, very good
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: and they've got book change the channel with that. You
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: also just god on that. Did you see that video
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: on TikTok of that person going around people's houses turning
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: the TV off? Are remote genius?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: You've seen that video in the suburbs. Good range on
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: that remote.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd be at the front and you've see the
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: TV and then you'd see they go that.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: This one is anonymous. This husband says, whenever I have
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: a big argument with my wife, I'll go downstairs and
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: have a moment to think for myself, and at the
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: same time, I'll tighten the lid as hard as I
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: can on every single in the fridge and in the pantry,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: knowing full well that she require my help.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Oh that's great, that's I've done a similar thing. But
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I did it with the outside tap, just like I
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: knew that she just needed to use the tap, and
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I was like a little bit shitty with her, and
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I was like tightened it right up, and I was like,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: can you help me with the tap.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: What look, I came crawling back.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I got one more here. This one's just childish. Okay,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: they all childish they are. This one time my boyfriend
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: was really pissing me off, so I filled his bedside
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: draw with mayonnaise.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: That's great, eggy, whole egg mayonnaise. It was CuPy. I'd
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: be like, beautiful, why do you keep bringing sushi to bed?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Bit of soy sauce.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: This is a short and sharp one. The wife here
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: says that whenever she's feeling really pissed off at her husband,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: she signs them up for Scientology. The amount of phone
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: calls that he gets.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's brilliant. Do you know what's a really good
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: one too, If you were to, like, if you really
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: pissed off with your significant other, put an add on Facebook,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: marketplace or something like that. Yeah, but like something really cheap.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Everyone did that for ages. It was like a thing
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: to do, like to your mates, where you'd put a
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: room to rant on gum Tree but ridiculously cheap, and
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: then put like a nice looking room on there, and
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: then they'd be.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck, that's fucking brilliant.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Anyway, that's petty couples for the time being, will stockpile
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: a heat more and bring it back at some point,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I would say, but if you have any lies, If
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: you have any lies, you tell not your partner, because
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: that's a bit off.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Just little white lies to help make parenting easier, we
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: would love to hear that.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Give us an example, Matt.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: The one that I still use all the time is
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: the food spicy? That weekend we were away in Jambero.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: We had that little like travel pack of Cereal Love
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: you get the Coca Pops and had the Fruity Loops
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: and I really wanted the Fruity Loops, but Lola also
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: wanted the fruity loops, so I had to tell her.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, look, I'm really sorry. You can eat
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: them if you want very spicy. Oh not like it.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: It will burn the inside of your mouth.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: The chili flakes in this one, and really that's a
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: great one.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: She then watched me eat the fruit loops and she
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: was like, is it spicy, Dad? And I was like, oh.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, spicy.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: You would hate these those type of life. Yes, we
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: love that. Send them in. We'll put something on stories
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: as well, and we will do that from next week.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe not the new theme song unless we can get
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: it dialed by the probably not to be honest, plenty
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: of practice we need.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: But time for the one and only Ellie Johnson aka
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: the Nana.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: That's a there's a different akas we've got Ellie aka
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Matt's mom aka Matt's roommate aka Lola and Maali's nana
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: aka my best friend. Good morning Ellie, and thank you
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: for joining us. This is a little segment we like
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: to call ask Ellie, no theme song yet.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Before we ask the questions Earlie. A lot of people
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: do just want to know two things. A how are
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you finding retirement? And B how are you adjusting to
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: life in Sydney living with your favorite son former favorite son.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Former after this, Well, retirement's been great.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Actually, because you've been traveling like everything.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: I was just going to say, I've spent a lot
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: of time traveling.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: No need to brag.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I've waited fifty years. So yeah, eight weeks in Europe
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: and then ten days in Bali, so it's been really tough.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: I was joking that you went on the Kentucky tour
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: and then you came back and went straight off to
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: schools in BALI look at you go. Those young men
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: don't stand a chance a young teenage boys.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Don't do you miss working?
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: I do miss the people, and I do miss the kids. No, no, no.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I had a lovely year ten class and I missed them.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: But it was time. There were lots of changes at school.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: It was time to say goodbye. But I do miss
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: them because they were beautiful. They're beautiful teachers, a joy
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: to work with. We had a laugh every day.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: This isn't a job interview, you know.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Actually got offered, did you we're at She went and
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: got a coffee down down the road.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: I went went down to get a coffee down.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: And chook can't tell she's being hit on or being offered.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: No, no, I take your pants off. Have a look.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: That's a job interview now, I see it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I just came up to you.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Now he yeah, he knew Buster. He went up to
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Buster and introduced himself and he was the deputy of
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: the school up the road. So he asked what I.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Did North Bond.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: You know there's a being serious now, a huge shortage
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: of teachers everywhere, especially for what we call supply days.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: So you go in just for one day.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Which is a fucking pretty cushy job.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: It is a cushy job.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: It can be.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: It's what you make it. If you know the content
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: of the curriculum, you can teach it. But I've been
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: in a classroom with senior physics. I can't teach that,
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: so you just.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Have to movie day.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I considered, once this career is done and dusted, because
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I'm a man of many careers. You were going to
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: be a teacher, I'm going to considering still be a
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: primary school teacher. Still considering it, you would be right, Yeah,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: but I could.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: See No, I just I just can't. I can't imagine you.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I can, I can, I really can.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see you being a pe teacher.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: No, I would. I would like to do primary school kids,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: not high school kids.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Well not high school na.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: No, disrespectful little ship. When we went on that school
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: tour with Oscar Man, I was just like I would
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: fucking love that job, Like it just really something struck me.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Like I was like I could once I'm canceled from this,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: if they'll have me, I'm not going to study for it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: It's going to be one of those teachers like he
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: just lives here. I have considered it I have, I
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: can take it.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: That's strolled into a classroom, picked up a whiteboard, market
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: and he's never.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Left it is it's a very special job. And the
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: primary kids.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: I loved the vibe of the.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Off the record you told me you hate them.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: But it is this is this is really awkward.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: How are you finding life here? Had a few tips
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Mama and I.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: You just had one a moment ago over the bag.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: That's us with our bounter.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, okay, you know when you were a
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: kid and you went to a friend's house and their
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: parents argued over that you were there, That's what it
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: felt like.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: It was ash and I had a very important business
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: and I said to mom, I said, hang on, I said,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: please just be quiet because we've got the phone call
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: in the background, and the kitchen table is running to
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: the kitchen itself, and then Ellie starts fucking frying and
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: it just goes.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: I didn't expect.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: It was like we're at a Tepan yaki restaurant and
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: you were throwing food at people's mouths. I don't know
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: what was happening there.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, and I said, can you please be.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Knives?
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: And was concerned, but.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: How are you finding it?
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Aside from yeah, look it's great. I do appreciate how
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: lucky I am.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: No, it's true, though collectively all the listeners are.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: It's true. But you know, Matt and I, yeah, we
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: have banter and we have our sort of tips, but
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: we do get on. We do have a similar sense
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: of humor, so we can take a bit of criticism
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: with a with a joke.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: He's a bit of a mummy's boy, isn't he.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I told you that.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: But but the other thing, which I did not expect
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: before Matt got married or got had a partner. And
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: again it's a bit but law is just the most
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: beautiful daughter in law. And she is not a daughter
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: in law, she is my second daughter. And we get
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: on super well. In fact, I do know there have
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: been times when Laura and I have been deep in conversation,
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: some fairly serious issue. We're discussing it. Matt's sort of
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: sitting down and I remember once you just said, gee,
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: you two get on really well, don't you. It was
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: almost as.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Kissing, a bit of a hallmark moment.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: But I think you felt left out.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: No, No, that's.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Great, that's good. It's good. So finally it gives them rest.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: But look, so that's that's important. Great to be with
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: the grandkids.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I think it's really important too, like as everyone gets
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: older of the family, that you get on with your
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: mum and your kids.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I think the circumcision really would have brought you guys
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: together back then.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: And I was just steering at the barrel of moving
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: in with his father in law again. Actually, is he single?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe soon?
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: No?
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, you could do better.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, it is time to ask. Let's get into it.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: We've been talking for too long.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, Ellie, I have a question for you if you
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: don't mind, but this is to ask Ellie. So you've
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: got no choice after five kids? I mean I was
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: after two. I knew I was done. How did you
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: know you were done after five?
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Well? I felt I wasn't done after five, and he
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: would have been quite happy to go to six.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: You are crazy, that's I know.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I know. I look back and think, geez, that's six
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: too many desire. But I think I just wanted my
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: own football team.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: You were addicted to kids.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: I was addicted. Yeah, I wanted a really big family.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Oh my, I can taste that. Buster, Okay, Buster, just was.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That Buster or was that Ellie Ellie?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is rag that vintage.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Discuss.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Oh my mouth, my mouth, my mouth, don't kiss me, Ellie,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: my mouth thinks all right. Sorry, Yes, you're addicted to kids.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I had lost my sperm donor.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Oh so was not going to happen?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Do you honestly do you think if you had a
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: partner who was willing and able, how many kids it
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: was up to you, how many kids would you have had?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Six?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Seven? Maybe?
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: No, it has to be an even number.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Do you hear that? Guy? If you're willing and able,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Matt wants a little brother or sister. Now, wow, do
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: you find that when you say you lost your sperm
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: donor you just still haven't found him. That's Jake anyway, divorced, bro,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: just get the violin that you call the ambulance.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine anything worse than having six kids. That
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: to me, three would be hell on earth. Now.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: But you think that because you have two usually close
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: in age, and they take up all your time. But
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: when you start to have multiple children of an age
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: where they can help. And if you remember, you had Tom,
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Judy all your older ones because Tom was the youngest.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: You would put him in the bath, two of you.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: One was out there having wines by myself.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: I put that child in the bar, so.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: You know you'd put them in and put him in
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: the bar. You would put pajamas on, and one of
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: you would lie down in bed and read a story.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: So were you getting paid for you of this child?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Labor is chin clearing away on the second bottle of
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: self blind the region of South Australia is this bottle
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: of wine from And you were quite happy you rotated
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the tom Judy.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you'd be playing with him outside and it worked.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: And a lot of people don't experience that because they
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: stick with two kids and they're close.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I suppose you're right when they get to a certain
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: actu your little helpers.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: But still I like the people with three kids and
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: they look broken. Yeah, doing that three.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Is the hardest if they're closer in age.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: There you go. If you can have a third, have
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: a fourth, fifth, six. Now there is one more question,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: but I think it should come from Matt because it
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: might be a little bit awkward coming out of my mouth.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: So Matt, very good, very good, you sure you have
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: asked this question.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I am ready.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: This is I never thought I would ask my mum
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: this question.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Let me take my pants off, but.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: You are okay, Ellie. The question is when.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Did you get come on, man, a bit of that.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Let's go, When did you.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Get your sex drive back after you gave birth? Maybe
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: this is like on average because you had five kids?
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, what the nitty gritty? When did it happen?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Well, I suppose, oh.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Make it stop.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Right away?
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Well in the hospital. Oh no, I suppose if you
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: look at after the birth of my first chance, yes,
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: within nine months I was pregnant again, and then after
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: the birth of my second child, I was pregnant again
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: within nine months, So I think that was pretty quick.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: But then I have to ask myself, was that the
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: return of a sex drive or was that my intense
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: desire to have more children?
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Intense desire to have it?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: But when when? Oh god, I'm asking this, like, at
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: what point you've given birth? At what point are you
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: starting to think about sexy?
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: When did you get back on the horse, so to speak?
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: I think it was Tuesday night.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Look, I don't I can't answer that question specifically.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Would you say, can you give us weeks months?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Are you like is it like two months afterwards.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Well, first it can be I know, a little harrowing,
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: a little more damage is done with the first one
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: that coage, so you have an injury which has you know,
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: has to heal. But the thing with sex drive, I
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: think it is I think it's adversely related to tiredness.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: And the problem is that when you are on pretty
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: much twenty four to seven, you are tired. And that's
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: when I talk to other women. They get to bed
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: and it's not that they don't want to have intimacy,
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: it's just they haven't got anything else left to give.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: So my advice to a partner out there, to a husband.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Who has not given birth.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Who has not given birth, and I know this isn't you,
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: but it's so true. Housework is the greatest aphrodisiac. If
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: you came home and said to your wife, I want
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: you to go upstairs, have a shower, have a bubble bath,
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: whatever you want, relax, watch some TV. I am going
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: to prepare dinner. I'm going to feed the kids and
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: going to put the kids in the bath. I'll get
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: them ready for bed. You don't have to do anything.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: I can guarantee that those hormones will be pumping, pulsating, pulsating.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: But what you're saying is sure play.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I could have sex after doing
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: all those activities, though.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I honestly I think, Look, I don't think i'd get
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: anything after that.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: And I stop. You expect her to have sex after
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: all those activities.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: We point your finger at us, but we believe in
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: equal share, Ellie ash myself.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: But there are many women out there who would do
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: all of that. Husband comes old, partner comes home from work. Look,
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: whether it's male or female.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I like the idea.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Just lift the load a little bit.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: And that'll get the sex stra pump in your and
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: then they go there go gents to be said, for
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: gragnificant others, she will be grateful, So you're going for
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: grateful sex. Beautiful, that's my favorite type.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: But it is hard. It is hard.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Well, Ellie, thank you for that. I'm glad it wasn't
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: as icky as you thought it was going to be.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: What else is hard? Boys? Settled? Goodness me, I didn't
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: think when I said this podcast, I've been talking about
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: sex my mother. But here we are, we always.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Talk about sex we haven't had.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: We're a weird family.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: We haven't had on yet, Jesus.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: No, we know the thing is though, Matt, Okay, you
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: know that pretty much. We can talk about anything, and
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: that's to me an absolute joy that we're not inhibiting.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you enjoy it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: That's going to go to crime self to sleep now.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: That is all we have time.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: For Ellie to see you again.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: It's good to see you. I'm glad you're back, safe
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: from your trip, all.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Those trips, still here, still picking.
• 39:37
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• 39:40
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• 39:42
  Speaker 2: We'll see. I've got to recover from that one.
• 39:44
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