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Out of Town Homegoods · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: I had a laugh at a story that Tiffany told me on Sunday.
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  SPEAKER_01: She was on her way back from Rochester.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: Uh and um excuse me.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh she had stopped at uh as as any good traveler would, you stop at an out-of-town home goods.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anytime I go any I don't care if it's Buffalo, Cleveland, I'm like, what do they got?
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: Ithaca, even.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: Ithaca, I'm like, I gotta see what they got.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, you have to.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, even though the it's probably gonna be similar, you might find a little, you might find a hidden treasure.
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  SPEAKER_00: That or the clearance aisles different.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: They might like something that you, you know, you'd never saw before.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you never know.
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  SPEAKER_00: But yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: So this mom and this teenage uh son, I guess, are in in home goods.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh the mother goes, Look, look at these little Harry Potter things.
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  SPEAKER_01: You hear the son go, oh mom, you and this Harry Potter crap.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's your generational reminder.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what's so funny too?
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  SPEAKER_00: When my mom used to take me to Home Goods and TJ Maxx and all that when I was a kid, I didn't love it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: But now we have this whole generation that's obsessed with Home Goods and TJ Maxx.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it's because our parents took us when we were so young.
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  SPEAKER_00: And now I think I think it's totally different than when I was a kid.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think it was uh the amazingness that it was when I was a kid.
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  SPEAKER_00: I feel like as a kid, pots and pants.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pots and pants, rugs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah who cares about that when I'm 13 years old.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, I want to be hanging out with my friends.
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  SPEAKER_00: And now here I am.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just need to spend thirty I I told Zach, because he goes, you know, you know what's coming up is it's college football season.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: I said, good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Watch all the college football all day long.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll be at home goods.
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  SPEAKER_00: Invite all of your friends over, drink all the beer, eat all of the pizza.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want to go to Home Goods with Danielle, and that's all I want to do.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want to spend hours and hours sniffing candles.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: Because I took him to uh Home Goods run just briefly the other day.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was painful.
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  SPEAKER_00: It I was like, Was he not finding any joy?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: Or was he pots and pans and rugs?
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  SPEAKER_00: He just looked a little bored.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh and I could tell.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I get accused of this too.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then I find the snack aisle and I'm like, what the hell is this?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, I'm perplexed.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is this is his gripe.
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  SPEAKER_00: We go to the snack aisle and he goes, I thought that this was supposed to be cheap.
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  SPEAKER_00: This isn't cheap.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody ever said cheap.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've never gone into homeboard.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I've never thought that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, they're all the snacks I've never heard of.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Even though I should have heard of them.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, why are the barbecue chips now the parpee barbly chips, you know, they're like what?
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  SPEAKER_00: The kettliest of the kettles.
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  SPEAKER_01: The kettliest of the kettles.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And and then Right next to that Harry Potter crap.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was the best line.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know, I know that when I see other men in that store and they look bored, I go, I'm never gonna do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was a really quick run and it'll never happen again.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it had to have been a quick run.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: You had to transform it into a quick run.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: I can't remember what we're gonna do.
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  SPEAKER_01: You could have spent more time.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_00: Well, absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_00: We I can't remember.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a bad sign.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't remember what we're getting.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do remember now.
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  SPEAKER_00: We were getting Junior a new dog bed.
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  SPEAKER_00: So it was a quick thing, and he goes, I thought we were here just for a dog bed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Please.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know why they put that in the middle of the store?
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  SPEAKER_01: I gotta go all the way around to get back to it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's why it's there.
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  SPEAKER_00: That was the first and the last time he will ever come to a TJ Maxx Home Goods run.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now that we're on to the HomeGoods thing, uh, oh, by the way, they're redoing our TJ Maxx here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
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  SPEAKER_00: I was just there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tiffany just told me that.
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  SPEAKER_01: She just she just ran there yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: She goes, I think they're redoing the whole inside.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like they're re-redoing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, either way, you can get there.
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  SPEAKER_01: With when once college football starts, you'll have all the time in the world.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's already started.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll be there Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Back to Home Goods for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: I hadn't really intended for this to become this, but the last time I was with Tiffany at Home Goods, was our Home Goods here?
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: Um, when did Sunday, let's say one o'clock in the afternoon, when did it become a nursing home slumber party?
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  SPEAKER_01: Every single chair in Home Goods.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, this is after you got through the Harry Potter crap.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Every single chair was occupied by a geriatric and they were all sitting there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because you already took your mom or dad to church that morning or a Bob Evans break.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lord tired him out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or a Bob Evans breakfast.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then you said, Well, I just need to run into Home Goods real quick.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is this what it was?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because this looked like couples, not couples.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, older, older, like, you know, um two older ladies.
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  SPEAKER_01: Think of yourself in 10 years.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: And you and Danielle, you're like, well, I'm winded from walking through Home Goods.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna sit in the display chairs for the next half hour.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not kidding.
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  SPEAKER_00: Every one of them had somebody in them.
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  SPEAKER_00: And also, because I'm old, I've been up since four o'clock in the morning.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's true.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now it's about nap time.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_00: Am I right?
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: If they had those mattresses and home goods, I'd be laying flat out.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: She'd be out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: I've not even.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: You would be like, is that a mannequin?
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_00: No, that's Allie.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_00: This is where we're gonna be.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_00: Just needed a breather.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: It has become literally the pain, most painstaking place for a man.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh most men, not all, but most.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know the ones I'm talking about that can take it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Most of them are working there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ah, Seven.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, but at any rate.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's my favorite.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh uh it's either that or it's the geriatric rest stop.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's it! Home goods, the geriatric rest stop.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_01: Only on Sundays.
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  SPEAKER_01: Put it on the billboard.