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Happy HalloQUEEN! w/ Izzy Uncut & Ryan Rudewicz | TBCC Ep. 28 · The Big Cunty Couch

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Coming up on the big cut tea couch.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_02: I did see my grandmother naked.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_04: Nana Joanne?
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_04: In her defense, she was washing her hair.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_04: She was washing her hair down there.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_04: Honey, those were hard floors.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_04: Just kidding, just kidding.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_04: Like gonna get arrested.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: Do you guys utter?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: Like how or as a kid.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: Is it cream or water?
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: You've never seen a cow with like a overflow.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_02: Stick around.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, my stomach is so taped in a way that's like an ideal.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_04: A little crazy, yeah.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_04: We probably should have just put a corset on.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_05: Because that's you too.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_05: Hi, by the way.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_05: Hello.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_05: It's the Halloween season.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_05: Happy Halloween.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_05: Halloween.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_02: Write that down, write that down, write that down.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: Title of App.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we should have corseted it because I'm literally seven and a half, but whatever.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: Worth it.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's worth it for what's my costume?
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_04: Pop Marilyn.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_04: Acid Marilyn.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_04: Acid Marilyn with tons and tons of cash.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_04: It's so loud.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_04: It's gonna pop and explode.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_04: That's gonna be body horror by the end of the night.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_04: She's rich.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care about Marilyn Monroe, and I don't really know anything about her, but here I am.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna be a slutty carrot, but I you know when you just wake up and you're like, I don't want to wear that.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_04: When you wake up and you're like, I don't want to be a slutty carrot.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I know, I know the feeling.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: And then I wanted to be Spider-Man.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_04: You had said Spider-Man and Venom.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_04: Spider-Man and Venom, like bag costumes would have been.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like I'm Spider-Man and your Venom.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_04: That's rude.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_04: Well, Venom's like sleek and like, you know, chic.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but I'm the main, you know.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_04: But we've said before, we both have auditioned for different uh Spider-Man.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_04: Different eras of Spider-Man.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_04: We at one point in time we could have.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_04: Isn't that crazy that we're we both we live in a world where we both could play Spider-Man?
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_04: And isn't it crazy?
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well never.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_04: Tell me about your costume.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_04: Uh who are you wearing and what is your problem?
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I was going to wear a matching uh Forever 21 men, men's uh Marilyn Monroe print shirt.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I kind of stopped you from doing that.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_04: It's so um subtly you were like, don't do that.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_04: Because I was like, why is it Marilyn Night?
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it would have been weird.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_04: So now we're doing, we're all doing costumes, and when our guests come in, we'll see.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_04: It's uh very fun costume party kind of kind of vibe.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_04: I had this look planned for like a different episode.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_04: But um drag race is casting, and I was like, I need like a more punchy look than like a dumbass carrot.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, please can you not wear the Maryland shirt because you need to justify this.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_04: Whatever.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Maryland night somewhere.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_04: You had suggested like go into the costume bin and pull out the uh bespoke cow print overalls.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_04: Honey, those are hand-painted.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_04: They are, they're gorgeous.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so I'm being a sort of Western cow themed man.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_04: It's not a cowboy, and it's like not a cow.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_04: So it's sort of- I thought you would go cow with it, to be honest.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_02: With what?
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_04: I thought you were gonna get a little bat like a little glove filled with cream.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_04: Well or water.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_04: What do the kids do?
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_04: Do they put milk in it?
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_04: Or or like water?
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_04: Do they do the kids put milk in a in a glove?
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_04: Like, does it have to be milk or does what have to be milk?
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_05: The uttered!
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_02: The other kid, I don't have you never been trick-or-treating a cla cow classic cow.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_02: It's a trope.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_02: I think it can be filled with anything.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: You should have been a pregnant cow with like so many gloves.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking 12 gloves would have been cute.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_02: And I brought you a fucking cow bucket hat you didn't wear it.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_04: I put it on, I thought it was too much.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, can I at least be somewhat?
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm glad you're a cow, like a farm cow.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_04: I'm a cow man.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_04: And I have cowboy boots.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're a dairy farmer.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_04: This is what uh farmers wear.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_04: Farmers only.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_04: What's your problem?
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_04: Uh well, my problem is I am getting over having a concussion.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_04: And I guess it's not really a problem, it's a gift.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_04: It's like I finally lost my last brain cell and now I'm just proudly an idiot.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_04: I think I'm I've never been dumber.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_04: It feels amazing.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_04: Can't remember one single thing.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_04: Have you ever had a concussion?
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_04: Not that I'm aware of, no.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_04: Have you?
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_04: But you were like one concussion away from like losing it all.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_04: And I have.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_04: It's over.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_04: It's done.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_04: I no longer identify as an intelligent.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_04: Can you effing tell me what happened?
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_04: I got up and I fainted.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_04: But this is like the fourth or fifth time in my life where I've just had- You're in the bathroom, sorry.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_04: No, I was just on the in the bedroom.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, see, I thought you like a million dollar baby day on the top.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_04: No, I've done that before too, though.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_04: I've gotten up to go pee because when you pee, your blood pressure drops.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_04: And it's a common thing.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_04: You faint when you really pee.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but this is like the fourth or fifth time in my life where I've had a fainting spell where I've fallen.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_04: This is the worst one yet because I hit my fucking head.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_04: Listeners, viewers, no cut, no bump, nothing.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_04: It sus.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it's been success.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_05: It's been two weeks.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_04: I had rug burn on my head.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_04: It went away.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_05: Not even like a chic little band-aid.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_04: No, I had a I had a bruise on the bridge of my nose, and I was like, oh great.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_04: I can't even break my nose and get my my nose.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_04: That one heals quick.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_05: I know it.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_05: I know what happened.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_05: It's real.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_05: It's real.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's real.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_04: One of our guests was is incredible and brought champagne, which is so.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_04: One is incredible and the other.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, awful.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we do have two guests today, which is so so fun.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, one is incredible.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_05: The other one's fucking sucks.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_04: No, they're both incredible.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_04: But someone brought champagne, which is like amazing.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_04: And and she brought glasses.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_04: Glasses, champagne, flutes, which is like never been done.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_05: Never been done.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_05: Like showing up with glassware.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_05: I'm obsessed.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_05: But the only thing with champagne is it does make you a little dry.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_05: In the mouth.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_04: So I have water and shampers.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you're sad.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_02: Who are you wearing?
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_02: What is your problem?
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm wearing this is a designer actually from the real reel, but I can't remember um fucking designer, so it's pointless.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: But I I bought it on the real reel.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's so, so small, as you can see.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but uh it's honey, it's stress fabric, so we're fine, we're in.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_02: And then I added stretch fabric has a limit.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_04: And then I added ostrich and this$100 bill.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_04: Added by Nick Mendoza.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_04: Hi Nick.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you for sewing this on because I can't do one fucking thing.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, what's your problem?
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_04: Well, my for starters, my bracelet.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_02: I I don't know.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm bending steel over here with my arm because I don't know.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm swollen, apparently.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_02: That's one problem.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_02: And then, hmm, I don't know what my next problem would be.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe that's it.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe I'm doing well today.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_05: Great.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm not.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_04: My problem is that like I like was slow and bad and like was in six hours of traffic yesterday, so that like made me tired.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_04: I went home to Rhode Island.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_04: It was just like fun, but it was like such a little itty bitty stint.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_04: We always get so busy, and you're like, I gotta go home.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think I would have gone if I if I knew we were shooting out of Monday?
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_04: Uh we decide the schedule.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_04: I know, I know, I know.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_02: You didn't.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_02: Whoops, I did know.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever, whatever.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing happened.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_02: It was boring, it was a waste of a trip.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_02: But I did see my grandmother naked.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't that nasty?
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_02: Nana Joanne?
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_05: Why was she uh in the bub?
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_05: No, so she was showering.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_05: So my my nan! Yeah.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_04: My Nana lives like with my parents now because she has like early onset.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: We're like regular onset by now, you know.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_02: It's not so early anymore.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_02: But um, so she her and my mom like go at it and they micromanage each other.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_02: It's gaslight city.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_02: All day they gaslight each other and just it's so passive aggressive.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm actually obsessed.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_02: She's in the shower, and my mom goes, Ange, can you check on Nana and tell her, make sure she's washing her hair?
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_05: And I was like, Okay, like knock knock, like screaming, like Nan, are you washing your hair?
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, she can't hear one thing.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_02: Not one thing.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_02: So I had to like crack it open and like for whatever reason it just was like mirrored of like a pussy.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_02: And in she was she was like, I am in her defense, she was washing her hair.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_04: So imagine she was washing her hair down there.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_04: Honey, those were hard floors.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_04: Um, just kidding, just kidding.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_04: Like, gonna get arrested.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_04: Uh no, no, that's too far for me.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, But imagine there's 87-year-olds.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_04: It's fine, but your grandma's like shaved chain.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, ow!
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_02: But like imagine 87-year-old who's like doesn't know one thing, but she's doing what she's told, and like she's getting like checked in on.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like she was washing her hair.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_02: I felt bad.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, she's doing it.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_02: So I wanted you uh you didn't know that I saw Joanne's Christina.
• 7:47
  unknown: Thank you.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_04: You're welcome to like my stupid ass boa.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_04: I love it.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_04: We that was like a hunt and a half to find the second boa.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and you know what?
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_04: This half one came from Screaming Mimi's on 14th Street, and they only had one.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_05: So the girl was like, I will let you know.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_05: And she had the craziest vocal fry.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_04: Like so fried that you, you know, can't trust her with anything.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_02: But she took down my number and she did follow through.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_02: I remember she called you back.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_05: And I had been making fun of her and hating on her forever because I was I checked in a couple times and she's like, It's still not here.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe like Google.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_05: You're like, I hadn't thought of that.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_05: But then she called back.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_04: So don't hate on the vocal fry.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_04: She's a girl's girl, and I had to be like, sorry, I got it for$15 and you guys sell it for$100.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_04: They that's a markup over there.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_04: Johnny, that's a markup.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_04: Um, how are you feeling about the Halloween holiday season?
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_04: Anything um spooky and scary on your radar?
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_04: Do we have anything to do?
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_04: Like not one single thing.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_04: I've I've been dying to pass out candy for like, now that I'm like old, it'd be so fun to pass out candy.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_04: Like on the stoop?
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: To kids.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: Not in New York in suburbia.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_02: I don't believe that Halloween happens in New York.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_02: Or I refuse to accept it.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_04: Do they go to like Brownstones?
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_04: But yeah, they run around.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_04: Sometimes they'll even go floor to floor in the apartment building.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_04: That is brutal.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_04: Different strokes for different folks, my dear.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_05: In the apartment building?
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, I can't judge.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_04: If you know your neighbors, what are your some of your hollow Halloween traditions?
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I know you have your one pack of uh candy corn pumpkins.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_04: Candy corn pumpkins, CC Pumps, one pack a year.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_04: Do you watch anything?
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_04: Do I watch anything?
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_04: Like a scary movie.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_04: How does focus, obviously.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_04: I know that's embarrassing to say, but like I love hocus focus.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_04: It's amazing.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_04: It is, yeah.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_04: It's all I need.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_04: I need hocus focus and then family stone, and then I'm good for my holidays, you know?
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_04: No Christmas?
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_04: Passion of the Christ.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, Christmas.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_04: Family Stone Christmas or Thanksgiving?
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_04: Christmas! I always think it's Thanksgiving for some reason.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_04: No, and R.I.P.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_05: Diankee and that's gonna be hard.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_04: Jesus Christ, it's gonna be a hard one this year, but I will be watching.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_04: You did an amazing job decorating this studio.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, thank you.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you actually made it easy for me because you bought all the stuff and told me exactly where to put it.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_04: I did.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_04: Uh guess how much I spent?
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_04: Uh$100.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_04: End of story.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_04: End of pod.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_04: That's it.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_04: End of pod.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_04: End of pod.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks for coming.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_04: No, because everything is so fucking expensive.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_04: It's like, you know, packs of fucking uh fake spiders.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's gonna cost you$54, probably.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_04: Wow, spot on.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_04: That's it.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_04: I know I should.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_04: Well, should we take a little break?
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_04: We'll bring out our one fabulous and our one horrible.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's that fucking asshole.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_05: No, they're both stunning, and you will soon see.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_05: Bye.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_05: Bye.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_05: It's going to like blow off me.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_05: Like kaboom burst.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_05: Kaboom burst.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_05: Kaboom burst.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_05: This garment is kaboom burst size.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_05: I said, I said it's by heart.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_04: The kaboom boom burst is about to happen.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_04: It's scary.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_04: Well, please welcome back and welcome to the pod.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_04: Izzy Uncut and Ryan Rudowitz, aka Rude Polaroids.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_04: Woohoo!
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, thank you guys for coming.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you for having us.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_02: I was Awkward Turtle up top, so I didn't like tell like the audience like what like my name is and like what we're doing.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_04: Big hunty couch.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_04: I'm Gita Bugatti.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm Mike Vales.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_04: Totally okay.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_04: Welcome to the Halloween party.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_04: Hello.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't know what to wear today.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_03: I decided what is comfortable to sit down in.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_03: And a dress that cuts you right underneath your tits.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_03: You don't have to.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_04: So that's what I did.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_04: Well, we uh we trademarked sit-down drag.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_04: So you're doing the exact right thing.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_04: It's perfect.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_04: Imagine being a corset right now.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_04: I'd want to die.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_04: As you're staring at my food bah.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm just staring.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_04: The waist is good.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_04: You look amazing.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_04: You too.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_04: You look incredible.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_04: I've never seen Megan.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_04: Totally okay.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_04: But whatever.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_04: And you look excited.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_04: Legally that's right.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_04: You don't have to.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_04: Are you a little tiger?
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_04: I am.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_04: Are you a tiger or a tigger?
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, it's dealer's choice, but it was Tigger from Harwich Junior Theater that I stole in high school.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_04: So it's vintage, it's archival.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_04: I never thought the word theater could sound gayer.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_04: Well, we're diving into the costumes real quick.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_04: So we'll ask our famous question who are you wearing and what is your problem?
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_04: And when we say problem, we mean petty, basic, could be global and political.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_04: That's if you're there.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine?
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, well, I'm wearing dolls kill.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: What is happening with Israel and Palestine is crazy.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_04: Do you want to start or should I?
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_04: You go.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'm wearing dolls.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_04: What is happening is about the biggest.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_04: Don't make it weird.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's dolls kill.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_03: Not to brack.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_02: Apparently, dolls do kill.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_02: The dolls do.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, it is.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_03: The dolls do be killing.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_03: I got it a year ago when I had a Megan themed brunch that I was not excited to do theme-wise.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_03: I got it.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, clearance, clearance, clearance, clearance.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_03: It was$30.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I just figured it's an easy Halloween costume.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_04: Let's bring it here.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_04: Let's put it down.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_05: So sorry.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_05: I couldn't tell it was Doll's Kill because you know it's hit or miss with Doll's Kill.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, but just Dozkill.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_03: If you don't know, you'll never know.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_03: If you don't know, you'll never know.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, you're the bad podcast guest, okay?
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_04: Reveal yourself.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_04: No, no champagne or gas weird.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_04: And now you don't asking about dolls kill.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_02: Doll's Kill is a trashy little hub for um freaks like us, right?
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_05: It's like a punky girl like website.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_04: It's like Lolita hot topic.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_04: So you understand the concept of microplastics, right?
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_04: So this dress is a macro plastic.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_03: And they kind of like they specialize in that.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_04: They're clothes, but they're really all costumes at the end of the day.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_04: Now, do you feel like you discovered Dalskale?
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_04: 100% did not.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, so I was like, you were 100%.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_04: Did not.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_04: Same.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_04: No, I see.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_04: I thought I like discovered it.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_04: You were like at like the forefront of the forefront.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_03: The movement.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_03: You know what you were at the forefront of the movement of?
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_03: What is that body that jumps the suit that we have?
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_03: No, I have the fashion nova gold version of the jumpsuit with the little uju ju.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_03: You have the one from the the more expensive.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_03: You were at the forefront of the do that sometime.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_03: We should.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_03: High budge, low budget.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_03: Well, okay, yeah.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_03: But mine is fully with your high bundles in my in my inner thighs.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: Just from just from rubbing.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_03: Just means you're working.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_03: So I don't wear it anymore.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: I would put it back on for you.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_03: If we want to do the like look for less version, we need that.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_03: That'd be cute.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_03: What you order, what you get.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_03: Love.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_03: And what is your problem?
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_03: What is my problem?
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_03: You know what my problem is right now?
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_03: I think it is all these TikToks of people talking that this is I don't agree with the people that are complaining about.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's the TikToks of people complaining about New York City transplants not understanding this city and how it works.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_03: I think let them suffer.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_03: Don't engage with it.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_03: Don't like bring attention to people are like, the thing with New York is I walk 15 minutes to the subway and then it takes 40 minutes to get somewhere.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, yes, let them hate it.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_03: Don't explain that this is just how it is, and then they will leave.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_03: Agree.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_02: They gotta be broken down.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_03: Just don't engage with it, and then they'll eventually feel like they're not part of a community and they will leave.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_03: And that's chef's kiss.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_02: Is there anything worse than people that are here that uh don't need to be here?
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, why?
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you in New York?
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_02: You know, if you're like a basic loser who doesn't like take advantage of the city, not that I do one fucking thing, right?
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like I moved here because I wanted to dress up like Elmo in public places.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_04: That's what I do every single day.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_04: It's your dream.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_02: But it's like, get out of here.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_02: If you don't need to be here, get out.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_02: And if you suck, get out.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_04: Get out of here.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna be needing you to get away.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_04: Jordan People get out.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_04: Well, that's a valid problem.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_04: As someone who's been in New York for 14 plus years.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: I'm at 11.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: What about you know?
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_03: 14 plus, 14.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_03: 14 plus, 15.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_04: What about you, young Ann?
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_04: Baby Girls.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_04: We found out she's the youngest.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, you're getting there.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_04: You're getting there.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_04: She's the youngest, Joe.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_04: Do you feel like a lifer or do you think you'll You heard it here first?
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_04: She's seven and five.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm seven if I impale a ruler into my um, just kidding.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_02: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_04: Um, yes, I'm wearing custom Horwich Junior Theater, Cape Cod, uh, yeah, children's theater.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but yeah, my problem, I think, is party full.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_04: I um I get invited to a party full, I think, every hour.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_04: It's like the tourists.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_04: Is it the like?
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_04: It's an app, it's a text, it's everything you hate.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_04: It's the new Evite.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I do get invited to one every hour, and that's not to brag.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_04: It's just like, how are there so many?
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't think I knew this many people.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_04: How are there this many birthdays?
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_04: Like, um yeah, but I do have to make one for my birthday, so it doesn't matter in that fact, but it is my problem because it happens too often.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and also let it be known she did just come from my birthday party.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_03: I did.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_04: That I got a partyful for.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, you were at what you were at Animal?
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_04: And partyfuls also send you reminders like two weeks before, one week before, day of, two hours before.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_04: Like they just keep reminding you that the event is happening, and yeah, if you don't go, they shoot you and bad enough.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_04: We need to like confirm appointments and all that shit.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_04: It's like but it's also like like back to the old days of like Facebook when you'd make an event, and yeah, that was great.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_04: And like we haven't your age is showing youngest one here.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_04: What's Facebook?
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_04: Huh?
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_04: Right, right, right, right, right.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_04: Uh no, I for a while I was putting birthday invites in my close friends list, and then somebody damned me and they're like, You're putting your birthday invites in your close friends list.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_04: And I was like, I'm not putting it just for like gay guys.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_04: Like, in like I'm doing it for the I made the list for the guests.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_04: Not that I do anything for my birthday, but I feel like stories are so eyewashed that I don't know.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_04: That's like asking for zero attendance.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_04: Some of your friends won't see that.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_04: That's zero.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_04: That's asking for zero attendance.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I'll do it, I'll do it in waves.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_04: You know, I'll do one week and then blah blah blah four and then day of, you know, then reminder and you know you'll drink the algorithm.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_03: It'll be like, it'll be like a nude with like a plan in front of your dick.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, cat pick, and then yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_05: Brian, how was the animal?
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_05: Because it's hit or miss sometimes.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, it's a Monday night, which I found out is industry night if you work in the industry.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_04: What does that mean?
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_04: You mean like sex industry?
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_04: Uh nope.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_03: Uh Broadway, Broadway is dark on Mondays.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, oh, that is all like so sexual.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_03: Like people that work in like restaurants and bars, a lot of bars restaurants are closed on Mondays.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_04: There were some drag queens there that got because they have like a discount.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_03: Like a drag queen would never get in track on a Monday.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_04: That would be crazy.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_04: I literally know I feel bad if your day off.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I don't give a fuck.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_03: I love you.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm ready to give that.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_04: But it's industry night, so they I think like a Vogue Soda is like eight dollars.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_04: Woo! Yeah.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_04: That's not bad.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_04: But I think industry is six.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_04: So they asked, and I was like, well, like, I shoot.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_04: Well, yeah, I shoot nightlife.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, do you have like a uh like a pay stub?
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_04: And I was like, no, what?
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, I'm not getting it.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_04: I'll pay it dollars.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_04: I'll pay a dollars.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_03: You said, what about one of my four banned Instagrams?
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, that happened this week.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_00: You your Instagram got banned, yeah.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I didn't even know what happened this week.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_04: I just zoomed it up in recently.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_04: We were trying to um schedule, and I was like, I can't find Ryan.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_05: Ryan takes slutty gay Pokey picture.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_05: So is that why you get banned a lot?
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I don't feel like you post anything that's risque, is it just like my name is Putin's because you're gay?
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_04: You don't think it's bad, but it's just a screen.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_04: People at Meta are like literally just me like my third, but yeah.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_05: But wait, really quick, I brought up animal because I wanted to know your guys' opinion about the pee trough of ice.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's I don't know why I was gonna be first just like I've never been to animal.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, I've been no, I've never been.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone says I would love it.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't been yet.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I give best place glam award best place to pee in New York is the animal trough.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_04: Because I love peeing on ice.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_04: I think it's so fun because I'm like, I watch I get to watch it melt.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_04: Sometimes there's a little steam.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_04: It is fun.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, that's why bars do that, right?
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_03: To get rid of it.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_04: No, I thought it was for the small.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they say it's for the small, but also it's to give you something to piss at and make sure it goes in there because it entertains you.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, they got me.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_04: I had a bartender say the only reason the only reason we put ice in the trough.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_04: This was at a different bar, a straight bar actually, was to be like, oh, it's something to be like, oh, it's no, because there's certain cubes that I'm like, okay, I don't like it.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_04: It's a chop for me.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I love it.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's certainly fun for it but I get kind of grossed out because I just like as a former server, I just think it's like, I don't know.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm just gonna drink of ice, and then you're like peeing on those kind of like same like ice cubes.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know, it's just weird to me.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_04: We gotta add like colors to it, put creditine in it.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_04: That's cool.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's like which I have on me at all times.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_04: No colors.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_04: I'm so pea shy I couldn't pee in a trough if I tried.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_04: I would I would faint again.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_04: Um that's just my ice into the ice and into the piss.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's just a little too like, I don't know.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I love it.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_04: I uh told me.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_04: I think I'm like alone and hating it.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_04: Like I think it's like fun and for this being like an unclean.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_04: Best bathroom, like for you is crazy.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_04: Not best bathroom.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_04: Best place to place to piss on.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_04: Best place to put your beast place to piss on.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_04: You know?
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_04: Glam award, chariot jubilee.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she's she's running.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_05: What the hell are the glam awards?
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_05: And am I hosting them?
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, Gina, you're late, actually.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, go in there.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_04: Whatever.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_04: The Glam Awards, it's Nightlife's biggest night.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_04: Hello?
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_04: I know I know it's Nightlife's biggest night.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: And I go back and forth, usually truly on a 365 times two, what it two-year basis, whatever that number would be, seven, eight, whatever.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_03: Every two years, I decide to care.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, and this year I'm Currently in my off season.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: Last year I said, nominate me for some shit.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_03: Got nominated, didn't win.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_03: That gives me a year of saying I don't care about this existence.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_03: Like as you then start back over again.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_03: Next year, maybe I'll say, Hey, maybe best most interesting.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_03: Um, you though, you have several hundred, I believe.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, several hundred awards.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_04: I have won three times, right?
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_04: That's amazing.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_04: That's fine.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_04: Do you have a curiosity cabinet?
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_00: For remember.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_03: I I waited an entire calendar year to tell him.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, I was like, hey Ryan, I think I'm finally ready to come clean.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_03: So last year, I believe you tied with AJ, right?
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, I was like, just a just an FYI, like, I did not vote.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_03: Like, if I voted, just no, you would have won and not tied.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_03: He sent me a video of him throwing his glamour word into the unrelated world's tiniest trash can to be in a kitchen.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, and he's like, that's it.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'm done.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'm over it.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck you.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: But I was like, I wanted to wait an entire year to be like, hey, like you almost lost, and you definitely would have not tied if I just actually showed up to the booth.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_04: That was courageous of you to have a few.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_04: It was really.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_04: And that's courageous of you to have a tiny trash can.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_04: It was it's smaller than the whatever.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_04: It was really small.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_04: It is my bathroom trash can now.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_04: A spinny flip, like no, like you have a little like.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_04: Because I was gonna be like mean something worse.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_04: A tiny trash can with that like it's slightly larger than you can't get one thing in it.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_04: Was it a spinning?
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_04: It's not for a kitchen.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_03: It's slightly larger than a gallon of milk.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_04: One of those, one of those.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, get the glove!
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_04: Get the glove.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, you wanted milk?
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_04: Has anyone ever uttered?
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_02: Do you guys utter?
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like how or as a kid.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, we were cackling at the idea that you're like You know when the kids uh fill up the uh the glove with milk.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_02: Is it cream or water?
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_02: I guess it depends.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_04: What is what do you utter?
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_04: You've never what do you mean?
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think it's Halloween?
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_05: Have you milked a cow?
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_05: Have you never seen a cow with like a cow?
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_04: A latex glove filled with we don't know.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_04: It's gotta be water.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_04: No mom is letting their kid go out with a glove full of milk.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_04: That's expensive now.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_04: But they don't poked a hole in it because they clear the height off and let it dangle.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_04: Then why would it need to be milk?
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_04: Because you can't see the case.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe the glove, what if the glove is clear?
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_04: And it's like you kind of need it to be white.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_04: Well, the udders aren't white.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_03: As I heard that, I was like, have you ever seen the porn where they clearly up to the milk, the milking machine?
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, we have.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but they hook the guys up to the milking machine.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 24:46
  unknown: Yeah.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_04: There's like a Scottish porn farmer manager.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not into the when they're in the barn yard.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_03: This is something we're seeking out.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_04: I like the milking.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_04: I like the milk.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_04: It finds you when you're ready.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_04: But I don't want to be milked in the with the hay and mud.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, that's where it's a little too far for me.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_04: That's coming, it's kind of getting closest to the floor.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no, there's like fully a Scottish at whoever that has like a milking machine.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_04: Isn't it like ginger farmer or something?
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_04: Or like ginger tradesman?
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_04: You can kind of hook up to it.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_04: You can literally hook up porn star to hook up to it.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_04: Where does your milk milk some?
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_02: You end up hooking up.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_04: You don't want oh you don't want to know.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_01: They're like, oh yeah.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_04: I used to pump my nipples because I wanted them bigger so I could pierce them.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, where's it?
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_04: Pierce! Have you pierced them?
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_04: I just lost a nipple piercing for the first time ever.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you have them?
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_03: I have both.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: I had both.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's past tense now.
• 25:36
  unknown: Yeah.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_04: Lost in the sense that it just fell out?
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_03: It fell out.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_03: And by lost, I mean I did find it on the ground.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: Did not find the ball, could not put it back in.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, well, I guess I'm just one of those people that's like.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_03: I guess I have uh vertigo now.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, one nipple ring is like it throws off your equilibrium.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_04: I walk crooked.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like one is 90s in a good way.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_04: I love it.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, how many do you have pierced?
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_04: Zero.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_04: Imagine you're three.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_04: I never won.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_04: Her udder is people.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, my utter 12, her 12 udders.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_04: Well, before we print out our piercings and and nipples, we're campaigning for best podcast of the glam wars.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_04: And Ryan, thank you for the nom, I believe.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_04: But yeah, consider if anyone in Nightlife is listening, consider us our best podcast.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, the 31st.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_04: They close over the 31st, which this episode will be out before that.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_04: Um we need something.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_04: I think this podcast.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_04: Well, it's our best podcast today.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_04: This set is fucking.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_03: I know it's really taking pride in your work.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm very obsessed.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: This is gorgeous.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you going.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, how long have you been doing the podcast?
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_04: Two years.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_04: Two years.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_04: This is season two.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_04: Season two, yeah.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_04: Um we've gotten like lazy and weird.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_04: Sure.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_04: This is lazy for you.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I know this is unfortunately this is like our Z game in terms of decor, but it's like we we're having fun with it being a good one.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_04: But so now, like it's our second season, but it's like we're just kind of going as we please, which is like sounds healthy, you know?
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_04: Good.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_04: Because like no one's watching your gearing.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_04: So it's like, guys, chill out.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_04: No, girls.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_04: Is podcast?
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_04: Please.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, once you get the nom, is podcast open to the pub.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_04: I believe it is, yeah.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_04: So it's a pop becomes a popularity contest.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_04: And again, no one's watching or cares.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_04: So vote for us.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, does that everyone have like an embarrassing costume that they like regret back in the day?
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_04: Like, what was everyone's like most embarrassing costume as a kid?
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_04: Embarrassing costume?
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_04: That's a great question.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you did blackface, right?
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna win a glamless hearing.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_04: I need to stop hitting the mic on my leg.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_03: Please.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: When I do my shows, I do it and I hear the and I don't hear anything, and I'm just kind of you did white face, black body, though.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_04: The new ones.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_04: Right, right, right.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_04: Mine, I'll go first because I brought up question.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_05: I have two sisters, and like, I don't know, my parents used to kind of like dictate what we were doing as a family, and they were like, Your sisters will be bakers, and you'll be like a cake.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_05: And I was like a tiered cake with no arms.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_05: Wait, that's con.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_04: It was con, but like as a little boy, like I was really embarrassed.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_04: Put it in your tape, baby.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_05: That honey, that's ready for the runway.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and they put like blow pops all around like every tier.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_05: And so I saw my friends, they made fun of me, and then they took all the blow pops.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_05: I had no arm.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_04: You know what this was?
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_03: You know what this is?
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_03: The story of Rainbow Fish.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_03: They said, change yourself, change yourself, give me as much of you as you fucking can.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_03: And yeah, gave away the skills, and then uh by the end of the night, everyone loved you because you gave them so much of you, and you had nothing to yourself.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_03: You're right.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing that made me.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_05: If you put your little son in like a cake costume, he's gonna get bullied.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_04: But like the blowpops was like kind of cunty.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_04: That was a good one.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_04: Kind of cunty.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_04: Because it was teared.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_02: No, it was cunty.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_02: Now I'd be like, oh my god, I should have rocked that and the confident, but I was like, I had no arm.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_04: It's tough to be a little boy dressed as a cake.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_05: It's tough to be a little boy.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_05: It's tough to be a little boy, you know.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_04: Period.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_04: Girl.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I one of my embarrassing costumes was you know, like that where it's like an old lady with like a baby riding on the back.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_04: It's like usually it's like a blow-up costume.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, where it's like the legs aren't real legs.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I made my own and it like just didn't work.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, what?
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_04: I made my own where I was like, I old lady with a baby riding on the back, and your head is the baby's head, and then you have like a witch's like old lady mask on your chest.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_03: I do have to say, I mostly was commenting on the mechanism.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know that I'm familiar with the old lady with the baby.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, oh no, no, no.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm like, yeah, like I've seen like, oh, we're carrying it, or like I'm riding a horse, but it's not the horse.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_04: But like I've never seen an old lady baby.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_04: Or like alien with person.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_04: You know the concept, you know the gist.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_02: For some reason I couldn't comprehend one thing he said.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I was like, Do you ever?
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, I never knew.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_04: But this one in particular, I was like everyone was like, Well, I understand the technique, but I don't understand that whole name with the baby.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_03: Do you understand this?
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you're like, I couldn't comprehend a word he said.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_03: It's because you're in drag.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_03: I like am a boy, I'm like locked in.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_03: If I'm in drag, I'm just like, old man, baby, what the fuck?
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_03: Shit, shit.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_03: You couldn't understand because you're focused on the multitude of things glued to you right now, and the fact that you have so much adhesive around your waist.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_03: You're wearing a dress that apparently is stretched much further than it should be.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_03: You're like, why didn't I understand you?
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's like because it required just a little bit of thought, and you're like, I can't do that right now.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much for saying that.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_05: I feel so seen and heard because literally I'm not locked in as a boy.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_05: I'm already a little dumb.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the comprehension is low to begin with.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_04: Add a fucking wig.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_04: It's over.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's and if I was in your seat, like because you were looking at me when he was saying it, the reason you I had I was staring at him, looked him in the eye, saw the mouth move.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_03: I was lip reading words I could hear.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_04: But apparently my costume makes no sense.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_04: So it's fine.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, I was already, she was already at a loss trying to get it.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I was fully locked in, still didn't understand.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_04: I was I I kind of felt like we all were like, what?
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_04: But I was like, that's I love it.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_04: You just really assumed that we knew about like kill myself.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_04: Do you have photos of it?
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_04: Don't rush it.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_04: You'll tie one.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_04: Don't rush it.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_04: Don't rush it.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_04: Don't rush it.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_04: Bring it back.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_02: My family did go hard on like the costume.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_02: I will say most years it was a hit.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_02: One year, like, I don't know, something happened, and like my parents almost got divorced over like whatever, like crazy.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_04: Over the costume.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_04: Basically, like some sort of like why she is the way she is.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_04: So we were just like, my sister and I went out and we were ventriloquists, and they put me in like a duffel bag because I was small.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_02: And like I came out, and this this neighbor of ours always looked forward to our costumes, like the pressure was on, and she didn't get what we were.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_02: And she goes, The pressure was on.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_02: No candy.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_02: She goes, You look like men.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like, so she just thought we were like guys.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_02: We both wearing top hats.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_02: My sister and I.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_04: Me and my sister are always like, You look like men.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_03: She was so disappointed.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_03: She was that men that you were so puss that she thought you were a girl doing male drama.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, thank you.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_05: I was the family with three daughters came.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_04: I was puss at that age.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_04: You were a biocher in that moment.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_04: Umbarrow Halloween costumes?
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_04: Is that what we were talking about?
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_04: I forgot now too, but I'm concussed.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like I don't have like an embarrassing.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_04: It's fine.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_04: I just wanted to tell you like mine.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_03: I don't I honestly was hoping uh when you were like came back to it, I was like, fuck, don't I have to think of one that I hated?
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have anything like that.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_04: I guess you guys are perfect.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_04: It's fine.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I okay, I don't have an embarrassing Halloween costume.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_03: I had a dress as a teacher day in the fourth grade.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_03: And honestly, my first time ever doing drag.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_03: I dressed as a Miss Eluteran, my fourth grade teacher.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_03: Shout out.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_03: I wore my mom's pants.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_03: She's always been tiny.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_03: Uh they were capris, they fit like slacks on me.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_03: I dressed as my female teacher.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody else was dressed as their assigned gender at birth.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_03: And I said, no, no, no.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_03: This is gonna be so funny.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_03: And you know what?
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_03: A lot of people thought it was.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_03: A lot of other people bullied me.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_04: But I feel like third grade, fourth grade drag usually is a huge hit.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_04: It was so many boys in my grade.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_03: I thought we were going.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_03: We have to talk.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_03: I thought we were going to pieces.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Izzy thought.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_04: Izzy's on 12th Street and thought uh Manhattan.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_03: Uh you sent the text with the address and I the word.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_03: So the address was underlined.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_03: It was like number number number at number number number street.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_03: This is me not doxing you.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_03: You already have to be for 20th.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_03: But I but then like Gawanis was like Gawanis was buried.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_03: And by that I do mean exactly probably five to seven words before.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so I sent to the group, I said, Hey G, I said, I'm bravely standing before you asking if anyone wants to go to pieces after.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_03: And then nobody answered.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_03: Silence must have been deafening.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm so sorry.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's totally okay.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't see it.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_03: It wasn't seen by anyone.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_03: It wasn't seen by anyone.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_05: I didn't respond because I was running late and I was totally weird.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_05: But I he told me, and I was like, okay, maybe.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_05: And then I was like, oh, I'm dressed like an idiot, but I didn't realize.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, Only when I FaceTimed this little bitch right here did she say, Well, I was like, Yeah, well, we're gonna be like right there.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, No, we're gonna be in Guanas.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, what are you talking about?
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's on 12th Street, and here we are.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_03: I then I read it back and I was like, okay, thank God I found out.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um your mind didn't want to accept that it was Gowanas.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_02: You were like, There ain't a way in hell.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_03: I was near that fucking swamp.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_03: And yeah, it sucks.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_03: I got here faster than if I was.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_03: I know she's early.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_03: She's so early.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_04: It was so early.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_04: Another queen, second queen in a row.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_04: Izzy is the second queen on the county couch, and two for two.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_04: Girls are coming early.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_04: Early birdie.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so everyone, she's the one that everyone loves.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_04: So the guests everyone loves Ryan.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_04: No, Brian, you were great.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_04: You were great because we pushed and you came right on time.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_04: It was perfect for us.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_04: Brian came a little late, and that's why I love you, and you are the fabulous guest.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you, thank you.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_04: And I hate her glassware.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_04: It was awful.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_04: Here, wait, do you want to win some points?
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_04: I have to pee so bad.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, people try to.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_04: Why don't we have this?
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_04: Why don't we take a little break and we'll come back and we'll play some games and pee and everything.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_04: We'll be right back.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, we can right now.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_00: I have no clue.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_00: It's always a software.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_04: Everyone else started grabbing their mics and I said, Oh my god.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_04: Have you ever worn house your head wig?
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_04: No, I haven't.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_04: But I've seen them, they're gorgeous.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_03: They're good, yeah.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_03: I love your brows.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_03: I know thank you.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_04: Kiss and tease all the little brush strokes.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_04: Kiss and tease does this wig.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_04: It's so gorgeous.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_04: Or he does big Texas hair.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_04: Which isn't really my vibe because I do kind of like to veer a little like real girl.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_04: Believe it or not.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_03: I try to go real girl.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: You were going real girl tonight?
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_01: She's fish.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_01: I think she's fish.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_04: You're like, I'm not, I'm not much of a TikTok person.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_04: I'm more of a real girl.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_04: You look amazing.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_04: You too.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_04: Compliments, compliments, compliments.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_02: I've been eyeing that wig all night because I love like a dishwater brown.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_04: That's like Gina's kind of like real hair is like that kind of just like kind of a dishwater.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_03: That's how my mom used to describe all of her coworkers that she hated.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_03: Dishwater brown.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_03: And but I I know what you're saying, and this is the color that she was describing.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_05: No, I love that.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's like I think when I think of dishwater brown, I think of like Tyra Banks top model, like when she used to have it, it was like gray, poop, turd, but ha.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_03: But she used to give people like just like uh tormenting makeovers.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 36:48
  unknown: Yeah.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, hey, we're gonna give you a really unflattering color.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_04: Shave your head, we're gonna draw blood for like a long time.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_04: We're gonna shave your head and then we're gonna send you home.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_04: We're gonna draw your blood, dip-dye the ends with it.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_04: That is insane.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_04: It's giving dip-dyed.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_05: It's like, what?
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_04: Well, on that note, uh, we're back in.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_04: We're back in.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_04: It's like a white girl being like, a white girl being like, are you sure?
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_05: I'm sure I need dookie braids to be a model.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_04: And she's like, you don't.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_04: You're gonna be needing the dookie braids.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_05: Wait, though, yeah.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_05: Actually, uh Tom Hana like convinced the world that white people wore weaves.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, it was like I'll do it.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_04: Seriously, Michael, stop.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_04: We're back.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_04: We are, we're back, we're back, we're back.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_04: We're in the part of the pod where we play dumbass games.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_04: We can play uh label whores, or we have Cunter Pont, which is the Tutor Boo, and then we have Divas on a Cliff, honey, which is uh wherein we pick a group of divas.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_04: And you save one at the end.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_04: So we're doing one of these games, or we're doing all in one.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_04: We can do one around of all, yeah.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_05: I do have a diva on a cliff.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_05: And unfortunately it's food related.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_02: Love.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_05: Uh love.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_05: We love food.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_02: Love around here.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_04: Shut up.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_04: Give it the couch breaks.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's happening.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm breaking.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm taking off my shirt.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_04: I was at a um Sniffy's circle jerk.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_04: Fun.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_04: And then we went, um there was maybe like 10 people there.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_04: And there was like two couches.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_04: We went on one, and as everyone's jerking off, the couch breaks.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_04: I was sitting on the couch that broke.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_04: Did I build you for it?
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_04: But it's like social suicide.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_04: But it's like, what do you do?
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_04: You just kept going.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_04: No, I truly was frozen.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_05: Were you the only one on the couch?
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_04: No, there was it was me and two others.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_04: Thank God.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_04: If I was the only one, I literally would have cut ways.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_02: I know you said circle joke, but I didn't know if they put you like on a couch.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry, if I was the only one on the couch and it broke, I don't know.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_04: It was a cook chair.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I'm just like I know.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I've been dragging you all night, but I live for you.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_04: I'm so sorry.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_04: But um lay off the couch.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, that does kill the vibe.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_04: The three of us on the couch were like, oh how did it break?
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_05: And like what kind of way?
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_05: Like, like the back legs went, the legs, the springs went kooky.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_04: Go to sleep.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_04: I love this.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_04: We need snuggy night.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_04: No, yeah.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_04: The leg the legs came out.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_04: Um like one side or was it the other?
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_04: No, it truly was just like all there.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_04: Like it just went down.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_04: So like that's amazing.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_04: We were sitting, obviously jerking off, but like the four legs went out, and like we just were like, oh you sitting anywhere.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_04: So we were on the train, obviously jerking off, and the wheels sort of went out off the tracks.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_04: We were stuck on the tracks.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_04: But yeah, um, but the the host was like, Oh, uh, yeah, that's fine.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_03: Just Venmo me, 50 bucks.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_04: She he has roommates, they weren't there this weekend.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_04: Where I'm like, how are you gonna explain this to him?
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_04: No, but also in your apartment right now, but yeah.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_04: Or did his roommates know that he was hosting a sex party?
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_04: No, they weren't well, I don't know, they weren't there.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_04: What are the ethics behind that?
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_04: Do you have to tell your roommates if you're having a party and it's gonna involve people drinking off on your couch and then they break it?
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_03: You're shaking your head no, and you're like, he did, he did.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, there were like sheets over the couches like walls.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_04: There was like he like thought about it, but the couch did break.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, it's not there's no ethical responsibility on your end.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_04: The host, it's all it's all his fault.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not the same.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_04: You're like, I'm out of here.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_04: You don't have anything to do with us.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_04: But I do wish because there were two couches.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_04: I do wish I was on the couch that didn't break.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's us.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_02: Because it's like, how do you rebound?
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_04: Did you all just kind of like a mosey, like I thought about it every day.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_04: I thought about it every day.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, there's people watching this right now, and they're like, Yeah, it's your fault.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_04: Did you guys continue and like finish?
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we just I got up, went to the other couch, broke that one.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_04: Every chair you sat on proceeded to explode.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_02: I want to break a chair.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_02: Is this like terrible for the visual by the show?
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_03: I did take off the shoe, which does kind of ruin the entire thing.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_03: I love that though.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_03: I took it off just because I was like, I don't know what's going on.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_03: You're serving.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_04: You're serving, you're serving.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_02: That shoe, I went to Catholic school, so that's really nostalgic.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, thank you.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_02: I grew up with like sisters and cousins and girls and friends, and everyone had those on.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_03: What was that platform?
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_03: Uh that double platform little strappy shoe that had the ankle strap.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_03: It was me mu, right?
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, where all the girls wanted one of them.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_03: It looked like this on the bottom, whatever, but then they also released a loafer.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_03: This is the Amazon knockoff version of that.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_03: And I never wear it, and thank God I never bought the real version of it because I only wear it when I'm like the doing Megan drag.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_04: It's the perfect Megan shape.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_04: Or I'm doing like a like it's also tall.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_05: If you break couches, you break heels.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_05: As someone who follows is a stand on.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_05: Izzy is the flipping queen of um Manhattan.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_05: We'll go with that.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_03: Go on, it's mama.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_05: And I feel like you've brought you break a few shoes.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yo, I break heels regularly.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_04: I used to wear spinning like doing a triple accelerant to like a split, like slamming that pusina on the fucking floor.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_02: It's amazing.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_02: And then the shoe goes.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm here for it.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_02: Just because I love I've been following.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm like, oh my god.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_04: Another one bites the dye.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_04: Give him a.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, honey.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's so cute.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_03: Here, I mean, you don't have to hold the mic.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_03: We've got the room.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_03: Give him a little something.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 42:43
  unknown: I mean, they're very tall.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_03: But it's like so much of it is platform.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_03: Is it Mimiu?
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_03: Was it Parada?
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_03: I can't remember.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_03: Thought there were big things.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_03: There was a version of this like double platform that was made for so long.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_03: And so many girls got that.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_03: And then but they also made this like loafer version.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_03: And then I found the Amazon version and I said, well, Tiger.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_04: Tiger who is Tigger needed a little lip.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_04: This is perfect.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_04: This is perfect.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, uh, what is it?
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_04: Deeper than a cliff.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_04: You're like, let's I know.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_03: You're like, let's do a podcast.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_04: Um, okay, I was wondering like carbs.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_04: Rice, potatoes, bread, pasta.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_04: And we save one?
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_04: It's like a hierarchy.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_04: Like, send them off.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_05: And we don't need to we don't need to agree.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_05: We can we you know, we just talk about it.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry, say them again.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_04: Rice, potatoes, bread, pasta.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_04: These are the divos, honey.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_04: It's hard.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_03: I think I got it.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_03: So from high to low, rice, potatoes, bread, pasta.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_03: I would say potato pasta.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, wait, potato.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm saying front, my my highest opposite first.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, chocolate first.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_05: Send him packing.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_05: Who's going on?
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_04: Rewind, put the heels back on.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so who's going first?
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_04: Who's off the cliff?
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_04: It does feel oddly like rice.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_04: No, it is rice.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_04: Rice.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_04: Well, right.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_04: It's right.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_04: But it that also just feels like so American.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, I love rice.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_05: Like, I'm a person.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_04: It's just in the midst of the game.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_04: This is how we feel.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_04: If one is safe, like, you know, has to live forever.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_03: No, like rice is good, uh, but it is gonna go first.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's gonna go first.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_03: Rice is going first.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_04: Then uh I would say, no, I think potatoes is like top two for me.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_04: I might say bread.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_04: I I might No, uh bread is number one.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_04: Bread is the is the diva.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_03: Potato might be number one for me.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_04: Potato's number one for me.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's rice.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe me too.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_04: Bread, pasta, potatoes.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_04: Potato, yeah.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I might need it.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_05: I thought like in my head, I kind of was like, maybe pasta for me, some metal.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_05: But actually, I don't know if I can live without like dates.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_04: But like fries, you can never have a sandwich again.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_04: You can never have bread and oil, you can never have a breadstick, you can never have a burger.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, now we all agree about rice is first.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_04: I thought we were like only chopping one.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_04: They're all dying, only one.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_03: We're chopping one.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_04: We're chopping all but one.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so you can only save one diva.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_04: You can only save one diva for the rest of time.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_04: I was lied to.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_03: I was told we chop one and then we save the other three.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_04: Roll the tapes.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_04: That's my roll the tapes.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_04: Guys, I brought the champagne glasses, and guys, my nana has a shaved pussy.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_04: Guys, I'm not doing one.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_04: Guys, Mike's concussed.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_04: I'm still concussed.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_04: I'm dressed as a cow.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_04: No, I well, so we all agree on rice first.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_04: Rice is out.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_04: Rice is out.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_03: So we all think we should have been like love or we gotta push three of them.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, we're saving one person.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone's rice.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_03: How does it work?
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_03: They're all hanging.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_04: They're all hanging.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_04: Step on their fingers until until I I think I think I'm rice, pasta, bread, potato.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_04: Potato is like I love potatoes.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_04: Pasta, really quick.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_04: I understand.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_04: To me, it's rice, potato, pasta, bread.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_04: Because bread, I think of like I love a sandwich.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_04: Sandwiches can change my life.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_04: Well, again.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_04: It'd be hard to have no bread.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_04: But like it, you can't really a sandwich.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_04: It'd be hard to never have one of those thingies again.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_04: Like, what is a sandwich without bread?
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's lettuce.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_04: Like pasta, you can.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_04: This is a tough one.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_04: This game sucks.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_04: I'm scared.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_04: This podcast sucks.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_04: Happy Halloween.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_04: Well, uh No, I just want to make sure.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_04: Like, everyone, like, it's fine that I'm letting you like this, right?
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_04: But I love I love YouTube.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_04: Everyone agreed on this.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_03: No one thinks it's weird.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, is it weird that Megan does this?
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_04: Flexible.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_04: She is the Brash.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Izzy.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_02: First of all, you have one of the best drag names ever.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_04: Truly.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_04: Truly, yes.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_04: Someone who's always changing their name and doesn't have a drag name, essentially.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_04: Izzy Uncut is like the bomb.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_04: Gina Bugatti.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_05: Gina Bugatti.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_05: Gina Maserati.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_05: I'm changing.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_04: I'm changing it though.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_04: No, she's changing it.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_04: I'm changing it.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_04: I always change it.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_04: But the name the first name's always been Gina.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_04: It's just like, yeah, Gina's.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_04: It's your name.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_03: I was between Izzy Uncut and the reason I didn't go with this one because I thought it was a little like.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_03: You say Izzy Cut.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_03: The reason I didn't go with this one was.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_03: I just thought like Izzy is like so like blonde, silly, like woohoo, whatever.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_03: This name opposite, but it was this one and this one.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_03: And I went back and forth for like I'm I was gonna say a while.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's like two days.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_03: But I almost was Estelle Bornchild.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_03: I'm upset.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_03: Like a like a stillborn child.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we got it.
• 48:04
  unknown: We got it.
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_05: We see the darkness.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_05: Estelle, wait, wait.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_05: No, yeah.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_05: Estelle born child.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_05: Estelborn chellborn child.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_05: That's a big thing.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_05: Miss Bornchild.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_04: Estelle Bornchild.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_04: Estelle Bornchild and CC Pump, they work in the same uh law firm.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_04: C Cumps.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_04: That's not her, it's their sister.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_04: We were tackling at CC Pumps.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_03: That's meaning candy corn pumpkins.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_03: Also, candy corn underrated.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_03: I love her.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_02: That's not a good one.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_02: Where'd she go?
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_02: See, I was just gonna say they're polarizing.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not fall behind the couch.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_04: I don't mind it, but I'm not a candy.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_04: What are you looking for?
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_04: Oh they're polarizing.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_02: I have a candy corn pumpkin CC pumpkin too.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, that's not just a pumpkin that's candy corn pumpkin.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_03: Also, like I hope you can tell CC Pump.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_02: Because I don't want it to be a regular pumpkin.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_02: That was my biggest fear.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_04: See how it's a little square and like kind of shiny?
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_04: It's supposed to look like a candy.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_04: No, wait, keep going.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_04: But CC Pumps, like, that sounds like a store.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_04: Like, you can you can capitalize on that.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_04: And I will make the money.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_04: Like we should be able to do that.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_04: That is really good.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_04: We were cackling at this.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_04: I had no clue.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_04: I'm so proud of you.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_04: Welcome to the stage, CC Pumps.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_04: Just know we're also proud of you.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so proud of you.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_02: Me in the mirror.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're talking to yourself.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_04: I'm so proud of me.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_04: Staring at his face.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, should we do Divas on a Cliff like um uh movie monsters like slasher, like like Freddy, Jason, blah blah blah blah blah.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_04: Or should we do them?
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_04: Should we do label whores for label whores?
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_04: Label whores.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, what was the other game you have as an option?
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_04: Counterpunch.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_04: No, but what was the other other one?
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_04: Label whores.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, what was label whores?
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_04: Which did you assign LGBTQ?
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I didn't remember the name of it.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_03: I like counterpunt.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, counterpunts a breeze, honey.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's so fun.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_04: Should we do one round of all of them?
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_04: Let's really go.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so we're gonna do that.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, let's do the let's do the let's do the patdles then.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, let's do here.
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_04: It's this is an easy one.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_04: Let's do Freddy Krueger.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_04: Which letter from L G B T Q I A plus do you think Freddie Krueger gets?
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_04: Gets.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_02: See, I don't know what what movie is this?
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_04: Freddie Kruger.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_04: I know I know what is the age.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_04: Hamburger face and knives for fingers.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_04: They're always trans.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_04: She's a doll.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_04: I'm so proud of me.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, everybody got it.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, three, two, one, reveal.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, uh let's start with I'll start with Ryan.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_04: What'd you put?
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_04: So not lesbian.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I just think he would go for anyone.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_04: You could you could be for a bisexual.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_04: I see it.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_04: I see it.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_04: I think he's inclusive.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_04: He he goes for everyone.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_04: He gets in there and he He wants to get in there.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_04: And that's that?
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_03: Us being like before this, it's like when we're in drag, we don't get drag.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's been a weird app.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_02: We're all like foaming at the mouth.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_03: So I put trans, female to male.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_03: But in retrospect, now I'm thinking of when Kelly Rowland called him a faggot for wearing a Christmas sweater.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_03: But I do think it is very trans to reclaim the Christmas colors.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_03: Female to male, trans is my is my tea.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_03: Do you not know about this?
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_04: Freddy versus Jason.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, I know that, but I was thinking the Christmas colors was what threw me.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_03: He goes uh what kind of I know what kind of faggots?
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_04: I know exactly I know all about that.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_04: I was more confused about trans reclaiming the Christmas colors.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_04: That's what I'm confused about.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, because I feel like Christianity right now, like a lot of like really like right-wing people are very against like trans people.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_03: So what if you take the most Christian holiday as a trans person and be like, it's me.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_03: I am like I'm Freddie Krueger.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_01: It's me.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's me.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_01: Hi, I'm the boom boom troop.
• 51:50
  unknown: Hi.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_05: And this is the kaboom boom dress.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_03: So I think like a trans, a trans masked man, like being like the face of Christmas colors is so cool.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_05: Did you say F to M?
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_02: F to M.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_02: T T I got it.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_02: Work.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_02: I just I don't know Freddie, but um the claws, honey.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I said claws.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_04: I I think gay because he like he always calls people bitch.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_04: He's like, I'll kill you, you bitch.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_04: Like he's always always saying he does say bitch.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_04: He says bitch a lot.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_04: He's a fag.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_04: He's a fag.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_04: He's a fag.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_04: He's one of the girls.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_04: Freddie's definitely queer.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_04: Definitely.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_04: Like a face.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_04: If you're playing around in the dream space, you're already all the dream space is like a very valid point.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_04: If you're playing around in the dream space, yeah.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_04: Red flag.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_04: If you have kids, make sure they're not playing around in the dream space.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, God.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_04: Uh Reagan from The Exorcist.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_05: It's been a second.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, Reagan?
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_04: The girl.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_04: Ronald.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Ronald Reagan.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, uh Reagan from the Exorcist.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_04: Commonly known as the Exorcist Girl.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_04: It's having to hold multiple things that makes me forget.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_04: I know it's a little not convane when it's a good thing.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_04: Hunter Punt this game.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_04: Punt.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_04: To break something up.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_04: Attach.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_04: We need to be attaching this.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, there's a microphone holder on the back.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, cut the cameras.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_04: And then every shot is just this.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_05: I'm having a hard time with her.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_05: And then I want to know everyone's favorite Halloween candy.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, if you like full full size.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, time's up.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_04: And three, two, one reveal.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_04: We have a T, an I, a G, and a T.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_04: Right, huh?
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_04: But I do um She's in transition.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I mean, she's in that TV.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_04: No, no.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, oh, wait, what am I thinking?
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_01: Poltergeist.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_04: She's in that TV.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_04: LGBTV.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_04: She's transitioning from inside of a TV to outside of a TV.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_04: She's in the TV.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_04: She's in there.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_04: TV.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_04: No, but if we were talking to it.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_04: If we were doing poltergeist, yeah, that is so.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna go ahead and say I haven't seen it.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_04: Well, like that's kind of right.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I said she's trans.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_04: She's in transition.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_04: Did you say trans too?
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_04: What did you say?
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_04: I said gay.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, we'll get to it.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, gay is good too because she's also kind of like she's she's cunty.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_04: She's like literally like reading everybody around her at all.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_02: It's a bitch she's cunty.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_02: She's um she's barfing everywhere, a little bulimic.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_02: Very gay.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_02: Very gay.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_02: Very gay.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_05: She's peeing her fucking nightgown into piss play.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_02: Very gay.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_02: She's definitely in transition.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_04: I wanted to say T, but I thought I would.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but she's like channeling men.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_04: Like literally.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_04: She's channeling all kinds of things all the time.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_04: She's got like a man's voice.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_04: She's got like an old lady's voice.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_03: So that is kind of why I said intersex.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_03: I for intersex.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_03: Because she it doesn't it doesn't feel so much like between genders.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't feel like going from one to the other.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_03: It feels like there is one within the other.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_03: She's at the cross.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_03: It feels like, yeah, she's at it, feel yeah, yeah.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_04: And I she's in the TV.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say, and tomorrow you're gonna watch the movie and you're gonna say TV, the TV.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_03: But the T and TV, honey.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_04: She's in the TV.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_04: She's not not in the TV.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_04: She's not on the TV.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_04: Love it.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_04: Don't get stuck in the TV, girl.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_04: Counter Pond.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted to know if you guys thought full-sized candy bars of Halloween were counter pond.
• 55:27
  unknown: Oh.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_04: I have so many counter ponds for Halloween.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_04: Let's do it then.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_04: Let's do it then.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_04: Let's show it.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, please.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_04: Given the lack of movie monsters.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_04: Do we have to ray or do we say?
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_04: No, we can just say.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_05: Full-size candy bars.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_05: I mean you give them out.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_05: I guess it's cunt.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's kind of crazy.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_04: It's kind of crazy to say punt.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say, you go, I need to talk about this, and then of course we're all gonna be like, yeah, that's amazing.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_04: No, I think you only say punt if you don't get one.
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_04: But that's kind of why I think it's only cunt if you get like one or two.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_04: Like you, it's always like a bonus when you get a full-size candy bar trick-or-treating because everything else is tiny.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_04: So it's like it's well, you if you got full-size candy bar from every house, that wouldn't be cunt, that would just be normal.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_04: So it's like it's cunt when it's in you're so class conscious.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_04: I really need to be very vegetarian.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_04: No, but yes, no, that it needs to be special.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_04: Because you go trick-or-treating and you like go to how house to house, and then it's always a surprise.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_04: Because you walk up there and then they're like, oh, we have a full size musket.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_04: Like, they got full size.
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_02: But it's musketeers.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_02: That's kind of annoying.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_02: That would suck.
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_04: No, when it's one you don't want, but you're like, but it's so full size.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_04: You have to.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_04: You have to feel like it's a teen size musketeer.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_03: I was like such a like little um like like capitalist kid.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_03: Just kidding.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_03: Like, yes.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_03: And but no, I like not even like capitalist, just kind of like a very like um, what's it?
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_04: You love objects, you love things, love very, what's the word?
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_04: Um it's materialistic.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_04: Materialistic.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_04: She was in the TV girl.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_04: If she had a wig on, if she had a wig on, she would never have gotten that.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_04: That I could have gotten it faster.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't have the concussion.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_04: That's like that's my delay now.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_04: That's what it is.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_03: You're like, shit, the concussion is actually your wig.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_03: The brain has something else on top of it.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's not, it's not synthetic hair.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_03: It's just like fluid, probably.
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_03: Um you're fluid in that way.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_03: Hold on, let's write it.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_03: No, I was always like so materialistic.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_03: I would kind of appreciate when I got things that weren't candy, like like the houses that gave silly bands.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, go off.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_05: What's a silly band?
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_03: You don't know a silly band?
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_03: So it essentially looks like so it essentially looks like this.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, this is a tattoo of a wave on my wrist.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm gonna say, not so much anymore, but I used to at least once a month.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_03: I would jump.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_03: Jersey?
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_02: Used to surf in Jersey?
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_03: I used to, yeah, I used to like live by the water in Jersey.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_03: But they basically, those are the shape, the rubber bands that were shaped like certain things when you took them off.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, they'd be like animals and dinosaurs.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_04: Like my middle school, people would like it was a deathmatch.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_04: Like people would trade silly bands.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_04: There was animals, like shapes.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like people would try to trade you at lunch of different silly bands they had.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_04: I need to look it up because it's I remember.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_04: They're literally just like belly plastic.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_04: This isn't like snap bands when you would like to.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_04: You'd give like a blowjob and you would like break.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you could get a pack.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_04: Or you're talking about like the jelly bracelets?
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_04: The like snap bracelets where it was like no, not those, where it's like they'd be like rubber, and if it was like red and you broke it, it meant like you had lost your virginity.
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_04: I believe they were called jelly bracelets.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so you would do the original, yeah.
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_04: You would do the little, you would like introduce.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_04: These were all yeah.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_04: No, yeah, these were all.
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_04: I remember these, I remember these.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_04: These were all shapes and animals and like different things.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_04: What a cool concept.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_04: Did you see?
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_04: Did you got that?
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_04: I see it.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_04: But like it was a huge fad.
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_04: Because because we used to call this one kid at school bracelets, because it truly it was bracelets is an amazing uh nickname.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_04: Because he wore a lot of necklands.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_04: Because truly it was like wrist to elbow.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_04: Like just he had so many like silly bands just like up his arm.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_04: Let me guess, he wasn't gay.
• 59:11
  SPEAKER_04: What?
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_04: He wasn't gay.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_04: He's into this.
• 59:13
  SPEAKER_04: He's he's not gay even currently, but he's really into fisting.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_04: I bet he wasn't gay.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_04: I bet he just I bet he just was weird.
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_04: He was in the TV.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he wasn't gay because he was confident enough to like have celibate.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_04: I had a forearm full of celibate.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_04: No, but like Brave's worth all of them, and he would trade it.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_04: Like Wow.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_02: That is cool.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_02: Those are cool.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_02: I remember that.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_02: I never I never wore a single one.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_02: Did you guys live strong?
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, did I have a live strong?
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_03: Did you?
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know why I said it like it was extreme.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I had one.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_03: I had one.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_03: You really?
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_01: Did I have a Livstrong?
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna look.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, I don't, I don't know, dude.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_04: Did you?
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_01: That was fine.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, I I did have a Live Strong bracelet.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_03: And my Bilde Bear had a Live Strong bracelet as well.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh okay.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_01: Build-de-bear though.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_03: Uh counter punt.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh stuff it.
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_04: The stuffing, like I feel like they used to back in the day, they used to like really do like the fucking like up its ass.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like they changed it because they'd be like, oh, anyway, I feel like they changed the porn where the guy's like holding the person uh in mid-air.
• 1:00:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:00:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_02: Could you could you decide how much stuffing your computer got?
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_04: You can't really.
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_04: There's like a you had to come.
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_04: You have to come inside your billboard.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_04: Your billboard.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_05: I want kabooms in the city.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_01: You build the beer.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_03: You build the beer.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, then you would like whisper a little something into the heart before you put it in there.
• 1:00:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's always like creepy.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, weirdly Christian.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_04: Because the workers were like, Yeah, you have to whisper something to what?
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was it was that's humiliating.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_04: No, and always I was like, um, I don't know.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_04: You're seven years old, you're like, I'm again.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_04: They're like, we can hear you.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know what to say about it.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they announced it to the store.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was weird.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_04: Wow, build a.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_04: But then you got to dress it.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_04: Which was not gay, so that's cool.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_04: Contrapont suburban ice cubes, the ones that are like, oh, the ones that come out of shape kind of.
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_04: Are they nostalgic for you or you hate them?
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, sorry.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_05: Suburbia.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_04: Just kidding.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_04: Suburban ice that look like ice cubes.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_04: Ice cubes?
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they look, you know exactly.
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_04: Think of Halsey's music like that.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_04: Now ice cubes.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, oh, okay.
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_04: Are they nostalgic?
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_04: That one looks kind of good though.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_04: That was a really good job.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's good.
• 1:01:38
  SPEAKER_04: You couldn't bother that.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_04: Cunt because that's the only cube.
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_04: When they're big, it's cunt.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_04: There's a version where it's that same shape small, and that's what I have in my fridge, and I can't never get enough ice.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_04: I hate them so much.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_03: In my I think they're bleak.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_03: Minor.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_03: Like, so I don't have ones that like drop out like the but I do have a thing that auto-refills, but it leaks everywhere.
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_03: And we have told my like building management company so much, and they're like, oh yeah, we got this problem with everyone.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, so I think the floor underneath my fridge is molding.
• 1:02:09
  SPEAKER_03: And like he's like, yeah, sorry.
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_04: Um I'm gonna say punt for that.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna say punt.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_04: I was I will say cunt because if I'm home.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_04: Nostalgic.
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_04: If I'm home, those are the best ice cubes I've ever had.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_04: But what about the best ice cubes ever?
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_04: What about pebble ice?
• 1:02:24
  SPEAKER_04: But I know.
• 1:02:24
  SPEAKER_04: Well, pebble ice is like they made that up.
• 1:02:27
  SPEAKER_04: The Kardashians made that up or something like that.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_04: But like I help pebble ice.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_04: No, but pebble ice I'm not getting at home.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_04: I get that at like a restaurant.
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_04: Or like a I'm getting a drink.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not getting where do you get that at home?
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_04: How do you get that at home?
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_04: Rich fridge.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_04: Rich fridge.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, you're poor.
• 1:02:43
  SPEAKER_03: You're doing really well.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm the worst guest here.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_04: You're poor.
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_04: You're young.
• 1:02:49
  SPEAKER_03: Two jobs and refuse to quit either.
• 1:02:51
  SPEAKER_03: Buy your parents a new fridge.
• 1:02:52
  SPEAKER_04: And I didn't bring glass checks.
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_05: See, to me, they're so bleak because they just like, I don't know, have a specific taste.
• 1:02:57
  SPEAKER_02: They're usually cloudy because like your mom hasn't changed the filter.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_02: And then like you go home for Christmas and like try to make a little artisanal cocktail that you learned in Brooklyn, and it's ruined, it's ruined with that.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm gonna know this is you have to fill up a glass that's like this big with Diet Coke to the brim with that ice though.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_04: So here's what we do.
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_02: You're putting that in Diet Coke, sorry to interrupt, but that's making it extra flat.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:03:19
  SPEAKER_03: I just know it.
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_03: What we do is you f this what we mean now, I've never done this, but what we are doing moving forward, we fill up a plastic bag with those.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_03: Take a mallet or just anything.
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_03: Smash it, smash it, smash it, put it in the glass, fill up the Diet Coke.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_03: Honestly, every you'll be the star of the show.
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:03:38
  SPEAKER_04: I agree.
• 1:03:38
  SPEAKER_04: That's that's cut, actually.
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_04: Is that an option?
• 1:03:42
  SPEAKER_04: Like you can do an ice block in your.
• 1:03:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, is that like is that chic if you had a block?
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_04: I think so.
• 1:03:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:03:48
  SPEAKER_04: I'd be into it, right?
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I think like don't ask questions.
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_04: Don't ask questions.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_04: Right?
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_04: That's like, I think that's available.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_04: A block of ice is available, Gino.
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_04: Like, yeah.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_04: You mean like in your life?
• 1:04:00
  SPEAKER_04: Like here?
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, fancy people like shave it, like chip away.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_04: I know pebble dice, that's fancy.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I love this woman.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_04: I'm obsessed with this woman.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_03: This is the first time we've ever been in drag at the same time.
• 1:04:12
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_03: The second time we've ever been in the same room.
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_03: We clicked, I know.
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_05: We clicked.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_05: We met at Cola Schola's opening for O'Meary.
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_03: And we were in a bathroom stall for approximately 45 years.
• 1:04:25
  SPEAKER_03: And the honey she was blowing up.
• 1:04:28
  SPEAKER_04: And this is the first time we've met.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_04: Well, we've met at Ryan's show.
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, uh, Eric's show.
• 1:04:33
  SPEAKER_04: Again, your show.
• 1:04:34
  SPEAKER_04: You were performing, you don't remember?
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_00: You're not Ryan.
• 1:04:37
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, right, right, right.
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_03: Either be in drag or be an animal with glasses.
• 1:04:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:04:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, true.
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_04: But yes, Eric's show.
• 1:04:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 1:04:47
  SPEAKER_04: Love.
• 1:04:48
  SPEAKER_04: Love Eric.
• 1:04:49
  SPEAKER_04: It's always fun to hang out on the couch.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
• 1:04:52
  SPEAKER_04: It is.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_04: Do you have more counterpunch?
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_04: I think um dyeing your dog's hair.
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna say cun.
• 1:04:58
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't done it and I have a dog and I consider it, but I won't do it.
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, you're not sure.
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_04: Molly?
• 1:05:03
  SPEAKER_04: Molly, Molly's.
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_04: You have a dog named Molly?
• 1:05:05
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_04: You do?
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_04: I do.
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no.
• 1:05:08
  SPEAKER_04: Molly's queen.
• 1:05:09
  SPEAKER_04: Love Molly.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_04: See, I grew up, my whole personality is like hating my dead dog Molly.
• 1:05:12
  SPEAKER_04: Who I grew up with.
• 1:05:13
  SPEAKER_04: Molly, I was just talking about this last night with a boy.
• 1:05:17
  SPEAKER_04: Don't do that.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_04: Don't don't do that.
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_04: Don't talk about my dog.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_04: Don't know about Molly.
• 1:05:21
  SPEAKER_04: Don't brag about being with the party.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_04: Just kidding.
• 1:05:23
  SPEAKER_04: Molly is such a dog's name.
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_04: You were talking about Molly, my dog Molly, and just them named dog.
• 1:05:28
  SPEAKER_03: No, we talked about the dog name Molly without bringing up my dog.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_03: That's actually worse.
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_04: I was thinking about your icon, Molly.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_04: But Molly is such a dog's name.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_04: It really is.
• 1:05:39
  SPEAKER_04: But there's certain names that are dogs.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_04: What kind of dog is Molly?
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_04: Lily.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_04: Golden Doodle.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, sorry.
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_04: Mine was a Bijan.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_04: Gotcha.
• 1:05:46
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:05:47
  SPEAKER_04: Also another thing for an apology.
• 1:05:48
  SPEAKER_02: Excuse me.
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_02: No, but Molly.
• 1:05:50
  SPEAKER_02: Molly is really hard.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_02: She had a lot of quirks.
• 1:05:53
  SPEAKER_03: I said we should adopt my boyfriend that I need uh one that is uh shed.
• 1:05:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it doesn't shed one that is like, yeah, and
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_05: So the mollies are the same essentially.
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_05: B Jones don't share.
• 1:06:03
  SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
• 1:06:03
  SPEAKER_04: They would have loved each other.
• 1:06:05
  SPEAKER_04: I don't want a dog that shreds.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you got like an adopted dog that are named like Bartholomew.
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_05: I used to sing to my dog, oh sweetheart, put the bottle down.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_05: You got too much talent.
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_03: Did she?
• 1:06:19
  SPEAKER_03: She did.
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_03: She had a two dog.
• 1:06:21
  SPEAKER_03: She died.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_05: Didn't she have a swollen pussy?
• 1:06:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, she had a big pussy and a big she had human lips.
• 1:06:26
  SPEAKER_05: Pussy lips.
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, she did.
• 1:06:28
  SPEAKER_05: That's a Kelly Coxson song.
• 1:06:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:06:31
  SPEAKER_05: It sounded like they knew.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_05: Who knew?
• 1:06:35
  SPEAKER_05: Who knew?
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, she was uh an alcoholic.
• 1:06:38
  SPEAKER_05: She had a problem, but she had a problem.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_05: She passed.
• 1:06:43
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, but drinking?
• 1:06:44
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 1:06:45
  SPEAKER_04: Molly, come in.
• 1:06:45
  SPEAKER_04: Molly.
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_02: Put the bottle down.
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she had a huge drinking problem.
• 1:06:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:51
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, R.I.P.
• 1:06:52
  SPEAKER_02: Thank God she she lives on in your golden doodle.
• 1:06:54
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 1:06:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:06:55
  SPEAKER_02: No, Molly.
• 1:06:56
  SPEAKER_02: And does she put the bottle down?
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_04: No?
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_04: She doesn't.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_04: Big drinker.
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_04: Cunter punt believing in ghosts and spirits.
• 1:07:03
  SPEAKER_04: So you were just like God.
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_04: Believing in God.
• 1:07:06
  SPEAKER_04: Believing in Molly.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_04: Believing in girls.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_03: Ghosts and spirits.
• 1:07:08
  SPEAKER_03: Believing in ghosts or spirits.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'd say cunt.
• 1:07:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, go for it.
• 1:07:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
• 1:07:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know that I do.
• 1:07:15
  SPEAKER_04: I don't have like the ability to see them.
• 1:07:18
  SPEAKER_04: I would have seen them by now.
• 1:07:19
  SPEAKER_04: Well, Molly.
• 1:07:22
  SPEAKER_04: I have my theory as to what I'll say cunt, but I'm also like, I feel like I'm so oblivious that I'm not tapped into the spiritual realm.
• 1:07:31
  SPEAKER_04: So like they could be talking to me and I'm like, I don't even hear them.
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_04: The thing is.
• 1:07:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not tapped in at all.
• 1:07:37
  SPEAKER_03: And my my argument for like why they could potentially not exist is like think of how many people die and how many people they are not trying to like scorn and be terrible to.
• 1:07:50
  SPEAKER_03: Like, why has nobody ever reported like my mom is a ghost because I came home from work and all my laundry was folded?
• 1:07:58
  SPEAKER_03: Like, why is that?
• 1:07:59
  SPEAKER_03: Like, why are no ghosts like personal assistance?
• 1:08:02
  SPEAKER_03: Like, why is like, oh, like, oh my grandma, we were so close, da-da-da, and she would always do the dishes.
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_03: I came home and the dishes were done.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_03: It's always people that are like, they knocked over a lamp, they made a big problem for it.
• 1:08:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like, do ghosts only exist when they want to be fucking rude.
• 1:08:17
  SPEAKER_03: Why are they only doing mean things?
• 1:08:19
  SPEAKER_04: They're trapped here, so they're like annoyed, right?
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_03: But it's like if they want to make their presence known to the yeah, like they want to make their presence.
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_03: You know how like your grandma could like show that she's still here and thinking about you?
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_03: Is like by like, I don't know, like I do just like sorting through your mail, like putting you in the will.
• 1:08:36
  unknown: Yeah.
• 1:08:37
  SPEAKER_04: Retroactive.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you, thank you.
• 1:08:39
  SPEAKER_04: There seems to be a revision.
• 1:08:40
  SPEAKER_04: We saw something changed.
• 1:08:42
  SPEAKER_04: The pen is moving.
• 1:08:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I guess I guess it's like cunt to believe in it.
• 1:08:49
  SPEAKER_04: Again, I don't.
• 1:08:50
  SPEAKER_04: I want you don't?
• 1:08:51
  SPEAKER_04: I don't believe in ghosts and spirits.
• 1:08:52
  SPEAKER_04: No, no.
• 1:08:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:08:54
  SPEAKER_04: But I think it's cool if you I mean, uh, do I think it's cool?
• 1:08:57
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 1:08:57
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe I want I don't know.
• 1:08:59
  SPEAKER_04: It's a ton of things.
• 1:09:00
  SPEAKER_04: I honestly don't know if I'm gonna do it.
• 1:09:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, no.
• 1:09:04
  SPEAKER_04: I don't not believe in in them, but I don't believe in that.
• 1:09:07
  SPEAKER_04: Like I just I I really don't know.
• 1:09:09
  SPEAKER_04: If they watch YouTube, we believe.
• 1:09:11
  SPEAKER_01: And if you're watching, I do believe in you know, and if you're a ghost, you can subscribe.
• 1:09:15
  SPEAKER_04: That would be amazing.
• 1:09:16
  SPEAKER_04: Please.
• 1:09:16
  SPEAKER_04: No, you know what?
• 1:09:17
  SPEAKER_04: I guess I will say punt because if somebody's like there's a spirit in here.
• 1:09:21
  unknown: Yeah.
• 1:09:21
  SPEAKER_04: There's a spirit here.
• 1:09:22
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I don't believe I don't believe it.
• 1:09:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but usually people who have the ability aren't performative like that.
• 1:09:27
  SPEAKER_05: So I I believe because like my aunt and like cousin kind of like have had encounters.
• 1:09:31
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't care, I don't have the ability.
• 1:09:33
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm just like, I feel like it is an ability.
• 1:09:35
  SPEAKER_02: If you do, yeah, you either have it or you don't.
• 1:09:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:09:38
  SPEAKER_02: If we had it, we would have seen them by now.
• 1:09:40
  SPEAKER_04: Either got it.
• 1:09:43
  SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
• 1:09:44
  SPEAKER_04: I'll stick with pun.
• 1:09:45
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 1:09:46
  SPEAKER_02: And my aunt is like the least, she's very grounded and normal, so it's not like she's cuckoo.
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I believe you.
• 1:09:52
  SPEAKER_02: Why would I not?
• 1:09:53
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 1:09:53
  SPEAKER_04: Are you jerking off your finger?
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I can't stop with these.
• 1:09:56
  SPEAKER_04: I love it.
• 1:09:57
  SPEAKER_04: It is literally.
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_03: My new excuse for not wearing nails is I play guitar during my shows.
• 1:10:01
  SPEAKER_03: I don't.
• 1:10:01
  SPEAKER_03: I just I can't.
• 1:10:05
  SPEAKER_03: I play guitar during my shows.
• 1:10:07
  SPEAKER_03: I must smell performance.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_03: I was at pieces, the show is over, and someone asked why am I not wearing nails?
• 1:10:12
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, you missed it.
• 1:10:13
  SPEAKER_03: I play guitar.
• 1:10:15
  SPEAKER_05: Wait, did you guys say counter punt to dyeing your dog's hair?
• 1:10:18
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, no, we missed.
• 1:10:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm gonna say both punt.
• 1:10:20
  SPEAKER_04: I would probably say punt.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna say cunt because I like that.
• 1:10:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna say punt.
• 1:10:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:10:26
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like it's something.
• 1:10:27
  SPEAKER_04: Well, this is this is weird because it's like I don't think the I don't think the dog can understand any part of it.
• 1:10:33
  SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_04: It's like so it's purely for the owner, which again, like that's what pets really are.
• 1:10:38
  SPEAKER_04: So what does it matter?
• 1:10:39
  SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
• 1:10:39
  SPEAKER_04: But like I think Molly should get extensions.
• 1:10:41
  SPEAKER_04: It's mostly dying your dog's better than your dog dying.
• 1:10:45
  SPEAKER_04: It's mostly for me.
• 1:10:46
  SPEAKER_04: Like I've never seen my Molly.
• 1:10:48
  SPEAKER_04: I've never seen a dog with dyed hair that looks good.
• 1:10:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:10:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, you're on the wrong side of TikTok.
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, oh, I guess I'm not sure.
• 1:10:58
  SPEAKER_04: I've seen those, and it's like a drag race dog shit.
• 1:11:00
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like I always see like like purple or yellow.
• 1:11:03
  SPEAKER_04: And it's like no, no, no.
• 1:11:05
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta you gotta see a dog that you're like, is that a strawberry?
• 1:11:09
  SPEAKER_03: Like, they're amazing.
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_03: Dogs can feel embarrassed with the dog.
• 1:11:11
  SPEAKER_03: Are they like dogs?
• 1:11:12
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like a dog or dog, you know what?
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_04: Like the strawberry on my hands.
• 1:11:15
  SPEAKER_04: You know what's really embarrassing is when you're walking down the street and a dog is shitting and you make eye contact with it, because it's always like, I'm so sorry.
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_04: Also, they never look more human than when they're like looking at the colour.
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_04: They're literally hot.
• 1:11:26
  SPEAKER_04: You see like their human leg and they're like shaking.
• 1:11:28
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, you're shitting on a sidewalk right now, and we're making direct eye contact.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_04: That's really embarrassing for you.
• 1:11:34
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna tell anyone, but I'm sorry.
• 1:11:37
  SPEAKER_04: So sorry.
• 1:11:38
  SPEAKER_02: That's how I felt when I opened when I had to check in on like the shampoo.
• 1:11:42
  SPEAKER_03: My dog is like 100% like definitely not like she's not smart, she's like very much on the spectrum.
• 1:11:48
  SPEAKER_03: She like, not to say that all people in the whatever, she's a dog.
• 1:11:52
  SPEAKER_03: She is she's she's developmentally delayed 100%.
• 1:11:56
  SPEAKER_03: She had to get half her tail amputated.
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no, because yeah, she didn't know.
• 1:12:02
  SPEAKER_03: And she she came out of anesthesia, and everyone was like, everyone was like, She was our greatest patient we've had this entire month.
• 1:12:10
  SPEAKER_03: She was so happy she came out, whatever.
• 1:12:12
  SPEAKER_03: She didn't even really process that her tail was cut off.
• 1:12:15
  SPEAKER_03: Sometimes you'll see her try to chase that.
• 1:12:16
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, you will never catch that again.
• 1:12:18
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 1:12:18
  SPEAKER_04: So like if we dyed her pink, like she'd just kind of be like, cool.
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_04: Dog, I want a dog so bad.
• 1:12:24
  SPEAKER_02: I love dumb dogs.
• 1:12:25
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, she's really dumb.
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_04: You would love to.
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_04: I want a retriever, but then someone was like, Retrievers are a Republican.
• 1:12:29
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, oh.
• 1:12:30
  SPEAKER_04: Get a golden doodle.
• 1:12:31
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure that's different.
• 1:12:32
  SPEAKER_02: They are, but like, I still want a retriever.
• 1:12:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:12:35
  SPEAKER_02: Because I think they're funny.
• 1:12:36
  SPEAKER_02: Or I want a Roddy.
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_02: That'd be hot.
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_02: That'd be hot.
• 1:12:39
  SPEAKER_02: Build back.
• 1:12:40
  SPEAKER_04: There's a lot of Rottweilers where I live.
• 1:12:41
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 1:12:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:12:43
  SPEAKER_04: Weird.
• 1:12:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:12:44
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, a lot of pit balls, a lot.
• 1:12:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, in the Bronx, a lot of Pippa.
• 1:12:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:12:48
  SPEAKER_04: Oh shit.
• 1:12:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:12:49
  SPEAKER_04: That's why the address is Social Security Box.
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_04: Boop, boop, boop.
• 1:12:53
  SPEAKER_04: And last four of my credit card.
• 1:12:55
  SPEAKER_04: Um, well, should we have any final country thoughts and wrap it up for the night?
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_04: It's been such a key.
• 1:13:00
  SPEAKER_04: We've talked and gab forever.
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_04: What do they know?
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_04: This is a 20-more hour thing.
• 1:13:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this is a marathon telephone.
• 1:13:07
  SPEAKER_04: We're potting for the girl.
• 1:13:08
  SPEAKER_04: We're not fundraising.
• 1:13:09
  SPEAKER_04: We're fundraising for Gina to get a bigger dress.
• 1:13:11
  SPEAKER_04: Susan G.
• 1:13:12
  SPEAKER_03: Coleman's behind the couch.
• 1:13:13
  SPEAKER_04: We're trying to get Molly's other half of the tail.
• 1:13:17
  SPEAKER_03: We're trying to get my dog Molly.
• 1:13:19
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry the rest of the tail.
• 1:13:20
  SPEAKER_04: We're trying to get my dog Molly back from the dead.
• 1:13:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we're gonna do a sandwich.
• 1:13:23
  SPEAKER_04: Just so I can bring her back.
• 1:13:24
  SPEAKER_05: So I can kill her again.
• 1:13:27
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you for noticing.
• 1:13:29
  SPEAKER_04: It's heavy.
• 1:13:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:30
  SPEAKER_04: So much.
• 1:13:31
  SPEAKER_04: Um with one hand.
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you can pick him up.
• 1:13:33
  SPEAKER_03: Try it with one hand.
• 1:13:34
  SPEAKER_04: Um really difficult.
• 1:13:35
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you for noticing because a lot of people don't talk about that.
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_04: It's be careful.
• 1:13:41
  SPEAKER_04: It's real, it's real, it's real.
• 1:13:42
  SPEAKER_04: It's real.
• 1:13:42
  SPEAKER_04: So you're saying thank you for noticing where you got her.
• 1:13:45
  SPEAKER_05: Amazon.
• 1:13:45
  SPEAKER_05: But like the kind of but like not the prime.
• 1:13:49
  SPEAKER_04: The weird, like, oh, I need to wait two weeks.
• 1:13:51
  SPEAKER_04: Like, it's like it was mined in the Amazon.
• 1:13:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:13:54
  SPEAKER_04: 95,000 teracines.
• 1:13:57
  SPEAKER_04: Every tree was burned down to get to it.
• 1:13:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_04: Perfect.
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_04: This has made me excited for Halloween.
• 1:14:01
  SPEAKER_04: This feels like a little pre-Halloween um costume of the.
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_05: I hate Carolyn Moreau.
• 1:14:07
  SPEAKER_05: That's your final thing.
• 1:14:08
  SPEAKER_05: That's my final content.
• 1:14:10
  SPEAKER_05: Be careful.
• 1:14:11
  SPEAKER_05: I'll tell her.
• 1:14:12
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you should.
• 1:14:13
  SPEAKER_03: I hate her.
• 1:14:14
  SPEAKER_03: It was fucked up what she did to Kim Kardashian's dress.
• 1:14:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what were you?
• 1:14:19
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, what were your guys' thoughts on that?
• 1:14:20
  SPEAKER_04: I loved it.
• 1:14:21
  SPEAKER_04: I don't give a fuck.
• 1:14:22
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't care.
• 1:14:23
  SPEAKER_04: I don't really care about a dress.
• 1:14:24
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't like care.
• 1:14:25
  SPEAKER_04: Ryan, get out.
• 1:14:27
  unknown: Half.
• 1:14:28
  SPEAKER_03: My thing is, okay, I understand that there are people that could be offended by it.
• 1:14:32
  SPEAKER_03: And like I respect those people's opinions on it.
• 1:14:35
  SPEAKER_03: People that did not care or did not know, did not know that the dress existed before Kim Crash and did that, they're just like, how could you ruin this piece of history?
• 1:14:44
  SPEAKER_04: You're just finding another reason.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_04: Kind of a mid-dress.
• 1:14:47
  SPEAKER_04: Like it wasn't that cool.
• 1:14:48
  SPEAKER_04: Like at the time, honestly, seeing it on camera, I was like, oh.
• 1:14:52
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, sorry.
• 1:14:53
  SPEAKER_04: You're like, oh, that's it.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:14:55
  SPEAKER_04: Got it.
• 1:14:55
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, I'm pretty sure Marilyn does not give a fuck.
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_03: If you are a fashion historian and you're mad about it, love that.
• 1:15:02
  SPEAKER_03: You actually absolutely have the right to.
• 1:15:04
  SPEAKER_03: But if you were a person that only knew about the dress because Kim Crash got it, then maybe you have no right to be like screaming on the internet and you're just looking for something to scream on the internet about.
• 1:15:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:15:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:15:14
  SPEAKER_05: Punch to that.
• 1:15:15
  SPEAKER_05: Punch to that.
• 1:15:15
  SPEAKER_05: As Marilyn, I just know I can channel her and I know I know she just.
• 1:15:18
  SPEAKER_05: You're like, she didn't.
• 1:15:20
  SPEAKER_04: She didn't care.
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_04: She didn't care.
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_04: She liked it.
• 1:15:23
  SPEAKER_04: She swore it.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_04: Kim was like Kim's a modern-day Maryland.
• 1:15:25
  SPEAKER_04: It's fine.
• 1:15:26
  SPEAKER_04: I guess that was my closing remark.
• 1:15:28
  SPEAKER_04: Do you have a closing?
• 1:15:29
  SPEAKER_04: I said happy Halloween.
• 1:15:30
  SPEAKER_04: You said you hate Marilyn.
• 1:15:31
  SPEAKER_04: You say cares about the T.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_04: I've never seen Megan.
• 1:15:34
  SPEAKER_04: Have you guys?
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_04: Megan's great.
• 1:15:36
  SPEAKER_04: And I saw Megan 2.
• 1:15:37
  SPEAKER_04: It's really fun.
• 1:15:38
  SPEAKER_04: I hear Megan 2 is a flop.
• 1:15:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Megan 1 is better.
• 1:15:40
  SPEAKER_04: Megan 2 is like, have an edible, go.
• 1:15:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:15:44
  SPEAKER_04: But definitely see both.
• 1:15:45
  SPEAKER_04: It's a little too long.
• 1:15:46
  SPEAKER_04: You couldn't do that if you saw the second one, but you'll just go into the episode.
• 1:15:49
  SPEAKER_04: Megan 2 is a little too long, but like have an edible.
• 1:15:52
  SPEAKER_03: Go into knowing that Megan 1's better, but definitely still see both, right?
• 1:15:56
  SPEAKER_04: Megan 1 is better.
• 1:15:57
  SPEAKER_04: I should like than Megan 2.
• 1:15:59
  SPEAKER_04: You don't need to see any movie.
• 1:16:00
  SPEAKER_04: It's just about if you want to.
• 1:16:02
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:16:02
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, no.
• 1:16:03
  SPEAKER_04: There's something you do.
• 1:16:05
  SPEAKER_04: Because her next dress is gonna have Megan on.
• 1:16:09
  SPEAKER_04: No, she's in the TV girl.
• 1:16:10
  SPEAKER_04: That's why I haven't seen her.
• 1:16:12
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you guys so much for uh listening, watching, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:16:15
  SPEAKER_02: You need to ever make a kaboom.
• 1:16:17
  SPEAKER_05: Like, yeah.
• 1:16:18
  SPEAKER_04: Go explosion with this final uh farewell.
• 1:16:22
  SPEAKER_04: Before we sign off completely, where can uh people find you?
• 1:16:24
  SPEAKER_04: Um names and handles, and what do you have?
• 1:16:26
  SPEAKER_04: Anything to plug?
• 1:16:27
  SPEAKER_04: Shows, dates, um, Polaroids.
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, rude underscore Polaroids.
• 1:16:32
  SPEAKER_04: Um I'm opening a gallery this week in San Francisco if you're in San Francisco.
• 1:16:37
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, right, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:37
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you for being able to do this because you're traveling so soon.
• 1:16:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:16:40
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:40
  SPEAKER_04: And it uh it goes through December.
• 1:16:42
  SPEAKER_04: So like you have time if you're in San Francisco.
• 1:16:45
  SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah.
• 1:16:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Ryan's work is really cool and horny and amazing.
• 1:16:48
  SPEAKER_02: So go do check it out.
• 1:16:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  SPEAKER_02: And Izzy, do check out all of our shows, your gigs, yeah.
• 1:16:54
  SPEAKER_03: You can find me everywhere on all social media at Izzy Uncut, I C C Y, U N C U T.
• 1:17:01
  SPEAKER_03: Got shows all throughout Manhattan uh and outer boroughs, depending on what they decide to pay me.
• 1:17:07
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I do comedy shows at New York uh Comedy Club East Village.
• 1:17:13
  SPEAKER_05: And you opened for Chapel Road recently.
• 1:17:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I opened for Chapel Road.
• 1:17:26
  SPEAKER_03: And where can they find you, Diva Lizon?
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_04: My god at TBB D T B B B T C B Y Ice Cream Bcc Pod on Instagram and YouTube and the Big AntiCatch on TikTok.
• 1:17:39
  SPEAKER_04: And if you're an eligible voter for the Glam Awards, consider us for uh best podcast to be nominated and then vote for us again to win.
• 1:17:47
  SPEAKER_04: Because, honey, this is what?
• 1:17:48
  SPEAKER_04: Glamour.
• 1:17:49
  SPEAKER_04: The best podcast nominations and October 31st.
• 1:17:52
  SPEAKER_04: And if you're not online, stay in line.
• 1:17:55
  SPEAKER_04: Still a way for Hillary to win, and we'll get into it.
• 1:17:59
  SPEAKER_04: Only if you're in line nominated line.
• 1:18:01
  SPEAKER_04: I love that.
• 1:18:02
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 1:18:03
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you guys.
• 1:18:04
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you guys so much.
• 1:18:04
  SPEAKER_04: It's been so nice.
• 1:18:05
  SPEAKER_04: See you next Tuesday.
• 1:18:06
  SPEAKER_00: Bye.