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$3,000 Pappy Van Winkle & Carl Ruiz Cries · Opie & Carl

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Speaker 1: What did you bring in today?
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Speaker 2: Tomorrow? I had I had a big weekend.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you had a big weekend.
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Speaker 3: Well, this weekend is once a year we get together.
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Speaker 3: It's the Chart Society. It's like a private bourbon club. Right,
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Speaker 3: So it sounds like my people, all the people bring
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Speaker 3: the biggest, baddest bourbons.
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Speaker 4: So I decided to bring one to celebrate Christ's Stephanova's
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Speaker 4: pilot on CBS, or to bring something night.
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Speaker 1: No, he doesn't know yet. I don't drinkx it.
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Speaker 2: This is.
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Speaker 5: Work.
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Speaker 1: We'll find out this week.
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Speaker 2: All right. This is a bottle.
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Speaker 1: It's a brand called Pappy van Winkle.
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Speaker 6: It was a twenty year Yeah, twenty year bottle of burbon.
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Speaker 2: Twenty year old bottle bourbon.
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Speaker 1: It's one of their it's their.
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Speaker 2: Mid level bourbon.
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Speaker 1: Right, Uh, thirty penny twenty years how much?
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Speaker 2: That's about two thousand.
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Speaker 1: It's acohol. Hold it up.
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Speaker 2: I heard Winkle twenty years.
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Speaker 1: Now, twenty years? Very how many years ago to that
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Speaker 1: go bad? I know it car out after a while.
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Speaker 1: You didn't have anything else.
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Speaker 2: I heard the whole fucking thing.
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Speaker 1: Just I'm ignoring what you ignoring? Dad? You don't believe
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Speaker 1: in expiration days.
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Speaker 7: I'll drink meltic old days after the expiration twenty years
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Speaker 7: after that, Reess just came into the building.
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Speaker 2: My god, this smells like the bronx.
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Speaker 8: Oh boy, oh boy, that's the Snoopy Snoop Dogg could
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Speaker 8: be in the building.
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Speaker 2: Baby, it's a nice Pappy twenty the name the one
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Speaker 2: to drinking again? What was the name? Pappy van Winkle
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Speaker 2: Family Reserved.
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Speaker 1: They do the ship at the Derby right, yeah, they do.
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Speaker 1: This is a Derby one. Now, Pappy, that him on
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Speaker 1: a bottle.
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Speaker 2: That's old pap.
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Speaker 1: Let me see him. Yeah. He hated black people, but
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Speaker 1: you know what you do with He owned the Bucky
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Speaker 1: guy love good. He loved Entucky bro. I just realized
2:02
Speaker 1: I was molested as a kid.
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Speaker 2: Wait, will you bring his sandwiches?
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Speaker 1: Where's my ship rolling? You? You you only care about
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Speaker 1: a sandwich after my confession?
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Speaker 9: Wait?
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Speaker 2: What did you say?
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Speaker 1: I just smelled his twenty year bourbon. I just realized
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Speaker 1: I was molested as a kid.
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Speaker 7: It's one of those three atticts you Linden, Holy fucking memory,
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Speaker 7: just come back.
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Speaker 2: I hope you got finger blasted in the.
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Speaker 8: Do you remember the bourbon smell and a beard tight
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Speaker 8: in his little face against that.
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Speaker 1: Fuck.
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Speaker 2: Good luck, Chris, godspeed, buddy, Yeah, buddy.
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Speaker 1: Yes, congrats, brother, thank you, we love you.
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Speaker 3: What you're talking about, I'll be congratulations, great show, Thank
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Speaker 3: you for everything.
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Speaker 1: Yes, what happened? What about me? Thank you?
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Speaker 7: I think we're getting fired gradually.
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Speaker 1: Nanikes. That's a good that's good. That fucking wakes you up.
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Speaker 2: I like that.
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, very nice, Thank you, Carl Ruiz.
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Speaker 1: That's a nice fucking Yeah.
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Speaker 6: That's worth three thousand dollars online.
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Speaker 7: Huh, holy ship, three grande grand, three grand for that bottle.
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Speaker 7: Society's looking for that motherfucker right now.
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Speaker 1: That's good. I gotta give credit to theovon.
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Speaker 7: I know you got a thing with him, Christal Staff
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Speaker 7: and but that was pretty brave of him to call
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Speaker 7: into this fucking room from the plane.
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Speaker 2: I agree.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, you can tell he was in the middle seat
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Speaker 8: to something. He was pinned up against the window and
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Speaker 8: talk and his whole albu film.
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Speaker 2: Can I raise my hand?
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Speaker 1: I know he's going to owl. He's on an aisle
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Speaker 1: and that is not class. No, why isn't that first class?
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Speaker 10: Look at the shoe of that homeless person, that person
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Speaker 10: pushing their cards, he's gonna fly bus.
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Speaker 1: That might be.
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Speaker 11: Already.
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Speaker 7: Lang and his rotting sneakers, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I love you and Deo.
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Speaker 7: I give him credit for calling in though, and then
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Speaker 7: he just tweated, yes, officer.
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Speaker 1: These are the men that blindsided me.
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Speaker 7: A black Newsy, a chubby bays chef, and an age
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Speaker 7: age aging Oh my god, the bourbon already I had
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Speaker 7: one sip, and an aging Russian woman with a fade.
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Speaker 1: That you are Neilson in that Rocky movie. I know.
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Speaker 2: Is that nice? Nice?
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Speaker 1: That's wonderful.
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Speaker 2: You want to take it. You can hate it for
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Speaker 2: the weekend, you can enjoy it.
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Speaker 7: I don't drink a lot of bourbon, all right, I'll
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Speaker 7: I would give it to sharrot small got yeah.
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Speaker 1: I'm taking a bottle. I so Paul wanted it. This
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Speaker 1: is where you're Trump's America. I'm taking it from it.
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Speaker 1: I'm Obamacare in his motherfucking bottle. We're trickling it down.
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Speaker 3: So this weekend we go in and it's I wrote.
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Speaker 3: I did a whole roast, which was fucking incredible. You
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Speaker 3: can see it on Instagram. I did an eighteen pounds.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I shared out. Oh my god, it
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Speaker 1: was so fatty.
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Speaker 2: Then I did a maple blaze, showed a picture.
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Speaker 8: Please, what are you talking about?
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Speaker 2: No pork chops.
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Speaker 6: Let me seeep going down?
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Speaker 8: Keep going down? You're going down? You Oh that looks
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Speaker 8: good too. But that's not the one. Is that the
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Speaker 8: one that's the tasting at the restaurant?
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Speaker 2: No? No, that's the tasting at the kid's house.
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Speaker 1: What yeah, his house is bigger than a restaurant. What wait?
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Speaker 1: What's going on?
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Speaker 2: The chart club is where we went.
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Speaker 1: To, you know, we go to, oh, twenty.
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Speaker 2: Thousand dollars worth of bourbon on the table.
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Speaker 1: All right, I want to came in there with a
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Speaker 1: duffle bad.
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Speaker 7: I got you, I got you a fucking nice coffee, relaxed, show.
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Speaker 1: Them fatty meat. Oh yeah, yea yeah, go go back
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Speaker 1: to the roast.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta show this roast man. The roast was nice?
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Speaker 2: Was that?
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Speaker 1: I think Mary wants to see it?
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Speaker 2: Keep going.
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Speaker 1: Fuck Mary, by the way, it's beautiful this roast there
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Speaker 1: is in the middle. When somebody somebody said it looks
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Speaker 1: like lungs, that was hurtful. That was funny.
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Speaker 7: I think he turned that one around though. I was like,
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Speaker 7: I hope not and then the guy almost felt bad.
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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, man, he was.
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Speaker 1: He meant, well, this looks like a burnt marshmallow cut
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Speaker 1: into Did you have a picta what it? You cut
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Speaker 1: into it?
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Speaker 2: Right out there? That's the alright, I can't you can't
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Speaker 2: get back.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a that's a piece of bacon. Bacon.
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Speaker 1: I hate when you shut me up.
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Speaker 2: That is amazing.
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Speaker 1: Wait, what's that a bacon? I don't have any fucking there.
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Speaker 3: It is when I was a bacon when it when
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Speaker 3: it went in, and then that's the bacon when.
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Speaker 2: It came out looks like apple pie. So I use
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Speaker 2: this guy sugar bobs.
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Speaker 3: He makes a glazed maple bacon syrup, which I just
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Speaker 3: kept basing it with.
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Speaker 1: That's the there, the small maple syrup. Bro. What kind
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Speaker 1: of snacks you got over there? Man?
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Speaker 4: I got I got a Hostess cupcakes, Hostless fruit pie
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Speaker 4: and rests peanut butter cup four pack cakes.
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Speaker 6: What kind of fruit pie? Cherry cherry?
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Speaker 1: That's the that's the old school. Remember I used to
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Speaker 1: come in that apple or lemon pie. See how old
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Speaker 1: school you are? I do like? Remember the flue is
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Speaker 1: coming at plastic fucking wrapper instead of his box.
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Speaker 2: Because it was like an old yeah, and it was
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Speaker 2: glazed with sugar on the That was a ghetto cherry
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Speaker 2: was the best.
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Speaker 1: That was a ghetto Give me a reesis. Yeah, here
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Speaker 1: it is.
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Speaker 2: There's the pie there, it is that apple.
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Speaker 1: Pie in that fu Oh my god, he's a funk.
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Speaker 7: The hostels up the hostess right, Yeah, yeah, I went lemon.
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Speaker 1: Oh the lemon was good too. Yeah, lemon was all right.
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Speaker 1: I mean those pies got me through some hard times.
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Speaker 2: I love a good twinkie.
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Speaker 1: I'm not really a big guy.
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Speaker 8: No, I'll do a deep fried one, but I'm not
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Speaker 8: really my sister like twinkies.
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Speaker 7: Hold on, I got this guy is really bothered. Patrick
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Speaker 7: and Tennessee go.
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Speaker 2: Ahead, what's up?
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Speaker 12: Oh hey, did you really just say, like, why as
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Speaker 12: an expiration date? Are you just sucking around?
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Speaker 1: Come on, no, no, no, he's real man. Of course
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Speaker 1: I'm fucking Patrick. When he said it, I couldn't even
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Speaker 1: look at it. When he said, have you heard.
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Speaker 12: About you heard about that that happy van Winkle Heights
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Speaker 12: that happened like ten years ago, right like.
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Speaker 2: Stole the whole fucking thing.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened?
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Speaker 1: Wait? What's going on there?
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Speaker 2: Was a heist, Happy van Winkle right from the right,
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Speaker 2: from the factory. They can we hold it all?
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Speaker 7: Can we start from the beginning? Is that like one
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Speaker 7: of the best bourbons you get?
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Speaker 1: I don't even know.
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Speaker 12: Well, it's rare, and that's part of that's part of
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Speaker 12: sports so much.
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Speaker 2: It's very rare.
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Speaker 1: It has own it has its own notes to it.
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Speaker 1: It's kind of smooth Man Wall Street.
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Speaker 3: The Wall Street Journal wrote an article and it was
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Speaker 3: called the bourbon not even a billionaire can buy.
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Speaker 2: It's so hard to.
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Speaker 3: Get, okay, right, So like I wow, I walked down
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Speaker 3: the hallway, I said.
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Speaker 4: About everybody lost their minds like, oh my god, Oh
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Speaker 4: my god, that's a real bottle.
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Speaker 1: That's a real bottle. So then move on to the heist,
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Speaker 1: either you or Patrick Patrick.
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Speaker 12: Oh, I just I used to sell liquor a lot,
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Speaker 12: so I know a good deal about it, especially with
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Speaker 12: bourbon in that and I know it was a big deal.
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Speaker 12: A lot of people thought it was partially an inside job.
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Speaker 1: And it's still but.
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Speaker 2: I bet it.
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Speaker 1: But how much was stolen?
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Speaker 2: Well, if you think about it.
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Speaker 12: It was twenty thousand dollars worth, wasn't it.
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Speaker 1: But it wasn't bottles.
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Speaker 12: So it was it was that was like ten years ago,
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Speaker 12: back before it had really blown up.
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Speaker 7: I would assume if you steal a bunch of this ship,
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Speaker 7: then the price goes up for the rest what's left over, right, yeah, I.
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Speaker 4: Mean every time you open one of these, so even
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Speaker 4: the people one hundred dollars to the next part.
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Speaker 8: So the companies still make money even if they get
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Speaker 8: stolen from them, they make more.
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Speaker 1: They make money. You want you want to hear something funny.
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Speaker 1: So I was in I was intended.
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Speaker 2: This mother, what a big move. I love it.
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Speaker 1: What happened? I lay the buck off?
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Speaker 2: Got ya?
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Speaker 1: Oh it's the bourbon then.
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Speaker 2: So I'm sitting.
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Speaker 4: I'm sitting and we're in Tennessee at a party and
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Speaker 4: it's all bourbon people and stuff, and I'm talking ship
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Speaker 4: to the guy next to me about Pappy Van Winkle.
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Speaker 2: Right, I'm like, you know, it's not that good. It's
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Speaker 2: all right, but you know, I like four roses select
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Speaker 2: better this, and he goes, oh, yeah, you really do it.
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Speaker 1: As I'm talking to him, I look at his belt
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Speaker 1: and this is Preston van Winkle.
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Speaker 2: It's the oh, and I'm talking ship. It took me
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Speaker 2: an hour I hit in the bathroom for an hour.
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Speaker 1: That he had his name on his own belt, like
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Speaker 1: Casey forgets who he is.
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Speaker 2: It was the most embarrassing.
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Speaker 1: That's so much bourbon he's drinking that he got to.
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Speaker 2: Put his name on himsel Southern gentleman man.
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Speaker 1: It's awesome, that's great, God, And it's a good bottle.
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Speaker 1: How old?
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Speaker 2: How old is guess Pappy is well dead? Right? Happy? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: the old man's gone.
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Speaker 1: But who's wanting now? The family still got it.
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Speaker 2: The family told it. I think the Buffalo Trace, I
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Speaker 2: think a year ago another paid all right, yeah, Buffalo
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Speaker 2: Trace who owns that?
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Speaker 1: As American company?
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Speaker 2: All Americans?
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Speaker 1: Patrick Game?
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Speaker 11: No, thank you?
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Speaker 13: All right?
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Speaker 6: Let me go to Kevin in Houston.
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Speaker 7: Kevin, go ahead, what's hey, let's love calv.
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Speaker 9: When Carl wrote into the studio and brings treats for y'all,
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Speaker 9: he is rolling in with the fucking Lamborghini of ship.
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Speaker 1: Yes he is, what I mean truly that.
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Speaker 2: He just took the cup and poured it on the wall.
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Speaker 1: He took the bourbon and and look at Paul gotta
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Speaker 1: look it off later. Oh dollars worth of bourbon? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Is that really?
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Speaker 13: Oh?
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Speaker 2: Fuck it? Carl the chill.
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Speaker 1: What let's take a commercial.
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Speaker 2: Can I get a peanut butter cup?
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Speaker 1: Sure?
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Speaker 2: Buddy? Is it really that uh you don't get any
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Speaker 2: more stuff?
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Speaker 1: Is that? Is it really that valuable of a tree?
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Speaker 2: Now, it's nothing. I took.
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Speaker 1: Paul's bothered up.
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Speaker 11: As a Is it twenty five year family reserve?
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Speaker 2: Right?
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Speaker 5: That's probably I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Carl could probably tell probably four grand Yeah yeah, I'm
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Speaker 1: three four grands. Yeah. Wow, Well he just threw it
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Speaker 1: all over his wall. So he has poured a helpful
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Speaker 1: of on the wall and floor. You want to lick
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Speaker 1: it off the wall? Man, there's a valuable tree. Carl's good.
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Speaker 8: I can't wait to be that rich wall. I can
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Speaker 8: just take up eight hundred dollars worth of liquids.
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Speaker 2: I did.
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Speaker 7: I did a switch through. It's water, Paul, So man
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Speaker 7: over there, it's a quick paper town.
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Speaker 1: David Blain, I got mad.
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Speaker 2: I wasn't even joking.
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Speaker 1: You were serious.
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Speaker 2: I was serious.
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Speaker 1: Give me a paper towel to quick clean up. I'm
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Speaker 1: the wall to make sure. I can't even get this down?
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Speaker 1: Are you just taking one gulp? Ship it like a
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Speaker 1: penis lett? It live in your mom?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what she said.
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Speaker 14: Go ahead, Hey, hey, so I want to take a
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Speaker 14: couple of selves Pappy here on the West Coast, Okay,
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Speaker 14: and the past. The Pappy tenure actually retails for the
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Speaker 14: retail at like thirty seven dollars a bottle, right wow,
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Speaker 14: And you'll see it online for between four five hundred
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Speaker 14: dollars a bottles. And you know, we can't get anything.
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Speaker 14: We get an allocation once a year and it's not
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Speaker 14: anything that we said, it's something that comes from the
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Speaker 14: actual company.
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Speaker 11: Uh.
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Speaker 14: And there's like all these guidelines that the stores have
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Speaker 14: to meet in order to get it.
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Speaker 1: Wow, Like what's some of the guidelines.
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Speaker 2: Don't be a dirt, don't throw the wall.
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Speaker 11: Well, besides that, you.
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Speaker 14: Gotta you have to bring in other brands. You have
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Speaker 14: to bring in stuff like Eagle Rare. You have to
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Speaker 14: bring in Buffalo Trace.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 14: Okay, it's a whole it's a whole list. So they
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Speaker 14: don't Basically, they don't want people like cherry picking saying
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Speaker 14: oh I just want the Pappy right right.
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Speaker 8: You gotta get the whole You gotta get a couple
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Speaker 8: of things from them. Yeah, that's a smart way to
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Speaker 8: do it because people will come in and get what
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Speaker 8: they wanted, the best ship.
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Speaker 2: Are you a man or a woman? Give one of
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Speaker 2: those on the voices.
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Speaker 11: I've got a hole?
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Speaker 15: Oh oh yeah, okay, all right, No, no, no, no,
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Speaker 15: it's it's not it's not a disrespect. I mean it's
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Speaker 15: it's it's just one of those voices that's right down
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Speaker 15: the middle. You don't know, christ you got a pad voice.
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Speaker 2: If he said off to it or not?
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Speaker 1: Yeah it was. And now you said, dude, he's definitely
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Speaker 1: gonna you sound you sound like if theo's haircut could talk?
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Speaker 3: all they did their.
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Speaker 1: Whole life was save up and not do anything, waiting
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Speaker 1: for the future.
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Speaker 2: Every fucking day, everybody. I watched these poor miserable humps
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Speaker 2: save a dollar at a time.
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Speaker 4: in a bed and he's and he's choking on his
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Speaker 4: own spit.
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Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, live your life every day. Yeah, nice question,
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Speaker 1: you piece of ship.
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Speaker 15: Now crying drinks, you fucking dirty bastard.
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Speaker 1: You got call in here. It's hearing the crying. We're
16:38
Speaker 1: having a good time, eating drinking stocks and show up.
16:41
Speaker 7: Let's collect those tears, do something with it.
16:45
Speaker 15: It.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can't call.
16:53
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
16:54
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry.
16:55
Speaker 5: I didn't mean to.
16:56
Speaker 11: I didn't mean such a personal question.
16:58
Speaker 1: No, don't be sorry. This motherfuck that needs to be emotional. Yeah, yeah,
17:03
Speaker 1: you're right though, call you gotta while you're right. They
17:07
Speaker 1: just pulled the George steinbron around us.
17:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that was that was true.
17:14
Speaker 1: I love you, Yogi. I'm sorry, all right, buddy, I'm
17:22
Speaker 1: another drink.
17:24
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, man, I didn't mean to get you all emotional.
17:27
Speaker 8: Way to go, Pops, you miss your pops work his
17:31
Speaker 8: whole life to give you you and your dumb brother
17:33
Speaker 8: good life.
17:34
Speaker 2: Stupid surgeon brother. What bugs me?
17:36
Speaker 1: He's a pusher And you get that that that puts reality.
17:40
Speaker 2: In your face.
17:40
Speaker 8: Though, when you seem to love always wait for tomorrow,
17:44
Speaker 8: and tomorrow really never comes.
17:45
Speaker 1: But tomorrow is their kids, though you are there tomorrow.
17:48
Speaker 1: So you gotta take your life. You have to live
17:49
Speaker 1: your life.
17:50
Speaker 2: You have to. That's lyrics. You gotta live your life,
17:53
Speaker 2: live your life.
17:54
Speaker 1: You get thug life tattooed on.
17:55
Speaker 2: Your stomach, and I'll shoot you in the alleyway in
17:57
Speaker 2: New York.
17:58
Speaker 11: It was.
18:03
Speaker 2: Right.
18:04
Speaker 7: You know what's great about this room? We had them,
18:06
Speaker 7: but none of us wanted to deal with carl crime.
18:09
Speaker 7: And that's we went quick with the jokes. All cries
18:12
Speaker 7: like San Santa Claus question, but yeah, who needs this jokes?
18:18
Speaker 1: Joe, I'm like, though, thanks.
18:23
Speaker 11: Body, Okay, all right, thank you guys.
18:25
Speaker 2: I'm a going.
18:26
Speaker 1: But that's what twenty year old bourbon does to a cubid.
18:31
Speaker 1: What the fuck is?
18:32
Speaker 7: This is not how I order at a restaurant.
18:34
Speaker 1: All the Dark one of my favorite movies of all time. Wait,
18:37
Speaker 1: push play on this.
18:39
Speaker 7: He's giving me a beating on Twitter today, everybody, I'll
18:42
Speaker 7: be good.
18:43
Speaker 1: This is good.
18:45
Speaker 4: There's so let your care for another bottle to yes,
18:49
Speaker 4: but no more nineteen sixty six.
18:51
Speaker 1: Let's blurge. Bring us some fresh one, no more than
18:57
Speaker 1: old stuff.
19:01
Speaker 12: Doesn't realize he's dealing with sophisticated.
19:03
Speaker 1: People here, Hey, yeah, how good? Did was that burned
19:10
Speaker 1: at Peter's gorgeous? She just passed away to didn't she?
19:15
Speaker 1: No she didn't. No, No, only your face? Okay, no,
19:18
Speaker 1: stop that she looked. I love the movie that I
19:22
Speaker 1: heard you. It's The Bird. I never saw The Jerk.
19:25
Speaker 1: Good movie. You never seen the joke. Don't play around,
19:28
Speaker 1: I never seen it. You never saw in the movie
19:30
Speaker 1: The Jerk.
19:31
Speaker 15: Never seen the movie the Joke, the movie The Jerk,
19:33
Speaker 15: Steve Martin, the movie The Jerk, Chris, I.
19:35
Speaker 2: Didn't even know that was who burn Peters and Nigga?
19:37
Speaker 1: You gotta watch that movie.
19:38
Speaker 2: Homework is Simon.
19:39
Speaker 1: That thing is amazing. Maybe King played his mother, the
19:42
Speaker 1: mother from What's Happening? What the Black Show?
19:45
Speaker 2: What's Happening?
19:46
Speaker 1: Roger was born a poor black child? Holy?
19:49
Speaker 2: What's Happening? Was?
19:50
Speaker 1: It was the sitcom? Remember he got his parents a
19:52
Speaker 1: bigger house at the end, and it was just every
19:54
Speaker 1: the same house, but now gonna cry. It was like
19:57
Speaker 1: a big cheerer, a bigger couch.
20:01
Speaker 7: Look, he didn't know he was black, Yes, he does
20:03
Speaker 7: his family growing up, or he didn't know he wasn't black.
20:05
Speaker 1: I should should have said then he had ended this
20:07
Speaker 1: thing that you take your glasses off with and then
20:09
Speaker 1: made everybody cross the Uni. Yeah, somebody that you gotta
20:14
Speaker 1: watch this movie, the funniest movie.
20:17
Speaker 2: I want you to have my zippo. Dad, you had
20:22
Speaker 2: this sense of the war. Thanks everybody, God glasses.
20:29
Speaker 16: Everyone there goes carling again, my daddy, my Papa.
20:45
Speaker 1: Sat up.
20:47
Speaker 2: Ship Poppy.
20:49
Speaker 1: I just came out of nowhere.
20:51
Speaker 2: I like that. I love that. I like that. That's
20:54
Speaker 2: the real right there.
20:56
Speaker 1: Like being around people that have a fucking soul. Here
21:01
Speaker 1: you go your soul, Phila.
21:05
Speaker 2: But we didn't want to deal with it.
21:07
Speaker 1: Would just let the kept our mouth shut. He would
21:09
Speaker 1: have been blubbering. I was dressing up both text Marie.
21:15
Speaker 2: I stopped crying immediately.
21:17
Speaker 1: All one more call.
21:18
Speaker 6: I think Andrew on Long Island, one of the regulars.
21:22
Speaker 2: I know you, Andrew, Hey, what's going on?
21:25
Speaker 11: Are you good?
21:27
Speaker 2: God?
21:27
Speaker 1: Yeah?
21:28
Speaker 11: Live in.
21:29
Speaker 9: First of all, I thought the Oakster was that strong
21:31
Speaker 9: with that uh you know, Bourbon against the wall man.
21:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm all evil. Paul was so mad. I had
21:37
Speaker 1: to let him in on it.
21:39
Speaker 2: And the waters it's staining you, Bernie gets this.
21:43
Speaker 1: Switch. People don't know me, Chris were Chris was in
21:47
Speaker 1: on it. I know, you know, I know, tried to
21:49
Speaker 1: play along. Was right about you, You're a liar and
21:53
Speaker 1: your deceitful Noo. Was like, that's like the equivalent of
21:59
Speaker 1: you know, pissing on the book or something that the
22:01
Speaker 1: toothpicks man that was. I thought that it tends to happen.
22:07
Speaker 13: Oh boy, he loves the verna brid sir, he loves
22:11
Speaker 13: most feed.
22:18
Speaker 7: My life would have been.
22:19
Speaker 1: A lot different. Give him a tent for the love
22:21
Speaker 1: of God. Anyway, what do you got for, Carl?
22:25
Speaker 11: Yes, I had a question. So first of all, Carl,
22:28
Speaker 11: for anybody out there who even remotely you know, likes food,
22:31
Speaker 11: should follow at the board chef on Instagram.
22:34
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
22:34
Speaker 9: It's amazing, It's really amazing.
22:38
Speaker 11: My My question though, is all right, the Pappy van
22:40
Speaker 11: Winkle is really phenomenal stuff.
22:43
Speaker 9: And superspensive, but what is your go to regular bourbon.
22:47
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you.
22:49
Speaker 1: I had the opportunity this weekend to drink probably a hond.
22:52
Speaker 2: Of cords worth of booze, you know what I mean?
22:56
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you a pound for pound, uh
22:59
Speaker 1: for Roses as a brand, right, yeah, definitely just drink it.
23:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you know from top to bottom.
23:07
Speaker 3: How m I mean we can run your thirty five
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Speaker 3: to sixty you know, sixty bucks is right, Bottle great,
23:12
Speaker 3: you know, And I mean pappies are great.
23:15
Speaker 2: I like Mictor's better. I like h some You know,
23:18
Speaker 2: there's a lot of stuff. I like Barterhouse, Bouse.
23:21
Speaker 1: My house is great, man.
23:22
Speaker 2: I mean you're talking about top top twenty stuff here, right.
23:24
Speaker 1: It's all Now, when you get to this stratosphere of bourbon,
23:29
Speaker 1: you really have to trust your own palate. Like when
23:31
Speaker 1: I was there with these guys, they gave me some
23:34
Speaker 1: stuff and.
23:34
Speaker 2: I'm like that sucks, right, and you got it your mouth. Yeah,
23:38
Speaker 2: you're not drinking a price tag, you know what I mean,
23:40
Speaker 2: You're drinking the bourbon like like, uh, this is really good, right, yeah?
23:44
Speaker 2: Like you know the new whistle Pig that.
23:46
Speaker 4: Just won the award for Rye the Boss Hog or
23:48
Speaker 4: the Boss Hoss next, you know what I mean.
23:52
Speaker 2: But they're but their fifty dollars Rye is lights out,
23:56
Speaker 2: So you gotta you know, it's all about trusting your
23:59
Speaker 2: palate when you get to this level because you get.
24:02
Speaker 1: Bullied by the price, you know, you all of a
24:04
Speaker 1: sudden people will be like the three grand. You let
24:07
Speaker 1: the price dictate what you like, and that's the worst
24:09
Speaker 1: thing you can do.
24:10
Speaker 2: And anything.
24:11
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's your what's your favorite wine?
24:13
Speaker 1: When you're blubbering poppy?
24:20
Speaker 2: Poppy?
24:22
Speaker 1: He's not waking the Bourbon's. One day you'll trip, motherfuckers,
24:29
Speaker 1: and I'll be there. I'll be there, though, I'll look.
24:35
Speaker 2: Up and I'll be there.
24:36
Speaker 7: Hey, you'll be looking for a good pairing when you're
24:42
Speaker 7: crying so hard, that's not pouring out of your nose.
24:45
Speaker 1: What's your go to?
24:47
Speaker 2: It wasn't that bad. We're just talking about my old man.
24:50
Speaker 2: My old man's going through some ship. Yeahs ol Man,
24:52
Speaker 2: still life. He's dying.
24:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, you only dying in my joke, But he's life.
24:56
Speaker 1: That ship. That ship fucking blows for real. He's dying,
25:00
Speaker 1: thanks Andrew. But he had a good life, man, I
25:02
Speaker 1: got the kid, did man.
25:03
Speaker 2: But he didn't have to go out that way. He
25:05
Speaker 2: get out robbed by.
25:06
Speaker 6: His employees when he started losing his mind, his own employees.
25:10
Speaker 2: Gealing money from him. Yeah, they made him.
25:13
Speaker 4: They made my father pay him four times a week.
25:15
Speaker 4: My mom called me, I just built my career on
25:17
Speaker 4: hold and a tire shopping for sake. Fuck, that makes
25:21
Speaker 4: you hate people.
25:22
Speaker 1: It makes you hate people.
25:25
Speaker 2: Did you find out the people who did it and
25:26
Speaker 2: get the money back and no money back? But they're
25:29
Speaker 2: not they're not doing too well. Yeah you know, yeah,
25:32
Speaker 2: the old rules of the streak.
25:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna come back on you.
25:35
Speaker 2: Oh we made sure of it. Yes, I say no more,
25:39
Speaker 2: all right, poppy. None of us wanted to deal with that.
25:47
Speaker 1: So the jokes immediately, yeah.
25:50
Speaker 15: Right, because right away and he started emotional. I started
25:52
Speaker 15: get emotionals.
25:52
Speaker 1: If you're not get, you're not yet. Joke joke, joke, Thank.
25:59
Speaker 2: Your show up?
26:00
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, you knew your father. I'm not crying for you.
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Speaker 2: Off.
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Speaker 1: It's good, that's great.
26:13
Speaker 6: I feel lightheaded right where you just slam yours.
26:16
Speaker 2: I took it.
26:17
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, I'm just sipping right now.
26:19
Speaker 1: For Chris. It's the first area at the Rangers getting
26:23
Speaker 1: the island.
26:23
Speaker 4: You guys don't realize you're not bourbon guys, but you
26:25
Speaker 4: don't realize what you're drinking.
26:27
Speaker 17: Like wait till you like a couple of weeks later,
26:28
Speaker 17: you tell people that you're drinking twenty year fod, I'm
26:30
Speaker 17: not believable.
26:30
Speaker 2: They're not gonna believe you.
26:31
Speaker 1: That's why I'm gonna still have the bottle in my
26:33
Speaker 1: hand even if there it is. Let me tell you,
26:37
Speaker 1: I filled up with root beer.
26:38
Speaker 2: Yeah. This kid call This kid called me. One day
26:41
Speaker 2: he goes, Dude, he goes, how many empty bottles of
26:44
Speaker 2: happy you?
26:44
Speaker 1: And I go, no, I break them?
26:45
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
26:46
Speaker 1: I just he goes, uh really, I go, yeah, I
26:48
Speaker 1: take the labels off and.
26:49
Speaker 2: I put him in a little scrap book and when
26:51
Speaker 2: I drank whatever, and he goes, your next one, I'll
26:54
Speaker 2: give you three hundred dollars for it. I'm like, your
26:56
Speaker 2: fucking loser, because he's gonna fill it with something else. Yeah,
26:58
Speaker 2: I'm you are just trink three hundreds worth of bourbon.
27:01
Speaker 2: It's better than the thing that you're trying to buy.
27:03
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this bottle in my photo album, A
27:06
Speaker 1: little plastic thing no fit next to my pison is
27:11
Speaker 1: a great adventure Flags six Flags. Alright, well it's good though.
27:17
Speaker 1: This is smooth. Yeah, it's definitely good. Man shot a
27:20
Speaker 1: bottle m j hr appreciate it. Uh oh, it's a freebie. Yeah,
27:23
Speaker 1: I get to Let's go to Scott in Illinois. Scott,
27:29
Speaker 1: what's up?
27:29
Speaker 2: Boat?
27:30
Speaker 1: What's up? Scott?
27:32
Speaker 5: What's up?
27:32
Speaker 18: Gentleman?
27:33
Speaker 2: Chilling Scotty Shoty.
27:36
Speaker 5: That's right, he Carl, what's up?
27:38
Speaker 1: Brother?
27:39
Speaker 5: I just wanted to tell you, brother, there's nothing wrong
27:42
Speaker 5: with having a little heart man.
27:44
Speaker 12: That's right, there's not there's nothing wrong with having a
27:47
Speaker 12: little heart.
27:48
Speaker 11: Brother.
27:49
Speaker 2: Today and this first pit, I feel like that. I
27:54
Speaker 2: feel like I'm doing a show with a bunch of
27:55
Speaker 2: fucking orphans.
27:57
Speaker 11: I don't know what what you I don't remember.
28:00
Speaker 5: Hey, you know what?
28:00
Speaker 2: You don't mix?
28:01
Speaker 5: You an't mix? You feel batman?
28:02
Speaker 14: I got hurt too, Rot Nope for nope, fucking.
28:06
Speaker 2: With you Mann?
28:10
Speaker 5: Now come on, now, come on stage, come on, tell
28:13
Speaker 5: the man you love him? You know the wrong with
28:15
Speaker 5: having heard?
28:15
Speaker 2: Come on?
28:16
Speaker 5: I want to hear you both say it.
28:17
Speaker 1: I love man, we love that?
28:20
Speaker 2: Wrong with all right? You know you don't love Scott
28:25
Speaker 2: as he and even mentioned my name to teach the
28:26
Speaker 2: ship I'm in the studio to.
28:32
Speaker 5: You've just been kicked back in the corner.
28:33
Speaker 1: Brother.
28:34
Speaker 5: You ain't saying ship?
28:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, miss business. Feel got them all wound up. Yeah,
28:42
Speaker 2: they love it.
28:43
Speaker 6: Chris had a great ship about an hour ago.
28:45
Speaker 1: It was amazing.
28:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was killing it. I'm tired when you touch
28:50
Speaker 2: a dead body like that.
28:51
Speaker 7: Yeahnes Carl our pal Carl loves tissues in Lifetime movies.
28:59
Speaker 1: He loves it.
29:03
Speaker 5: All that everyone in a while.
29:05
Speaker 1: Ain't not wrong that everyone. Come on, guys, don't even
29:08
Speaker 1: show him the notebook.
29:15
Speaker 11: That's all I had to say.
29:17
Speaker 1: Guy, I had to say out, thank you for the
29:20
Speaker 1: show rocking h Let's go to Joe. Joe has a
29:25
Speaker 1: problem with Chris. Yeah, finally someone's talking to me. Joe.
29:31
Speaker 11: Hi, Joe, Hey, Chris, Chris in the in the I
29:34
Speaker 11: want to be Opie's whole, THEO Von versus Christ, the Sepinel.
29:38
Speaker 11: I'm in team CHRISTI sepanel. I'm on your side.
29:40
Speaker 2: Shake you up.
29:41
Speaker 11: When you say stuff like twenty year old Pappy is Scotch,
29:45
Speaker 11: it's better like five times man, it's sticking Tappy for
29:48
Speaker 11: God's sake.
29:49
Speaker 1: Wait what people get angry, Yeah, they get angry when
29:51
Speaker 1: you get it wrong. To get me wrong, I never
29:54
Speaker 1: said I've never said the name of the Scotch.
29:56
Speaker 7: You know, God Scott's Paddy, Ben winkle bourbon, Bourbon bourbon.
30:01
Speaker 11: You keep calling it scotch Man twenty yet, old Pappy,
30:05
Speaker 11: and you won't even get it right.
30:07
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the hell it is. You're
30:09
Speaker 2: drinking something that's so American. It's drink than eagle tears.
30:13
Speaker 1: It's like drinking Abe Lincoln's blood. This is the pride
30:17
Speaker 1: of the South.
30:19
Speaker 2: It's not Lincoln's blood.
30:21
Speaker 1: It's more like I'm drinking. We're talking honey, boo boo.
30:27
Speaker 1: I mean you're drinking Mama June's blood.
30:34
Speaker 2: Mama June.
30:37
Speaker 1: That's fun to say.
30:38
Speaker 6: That's who John Daly looks like Mama June.
30:41
Speaker 1: It's different now he still looks stupid. I want to
30:47
Speaker 1: see you argue with that. Don't honk your warrant if
30:51
Speaker 1: you drive a shitty car. They spend all that money
30:54
Speaker 1: on her and get that.
30:55
Speaker 2: Out of here.
30:56
Speaker 1: She looks better, but she tried to get her money back.
31:00
Speaker 1: She looks good. She just no, but she's not looks
31:05
Speaker 1: she's skinnier. What she got plastic surgery? Yes, you had
31:09
Speaker 1: the I think she had the stomach thing to.
31:12
Speaker 8: The bandam rug right, Yeah, yes, she looked like somebody
31:22
Speaker 8: blew her up with an air pump.
31:26
Speaker 2: Cart.
31:29
Speaker 1: She looks better. She looks better.
31:31
Speaker 2: She's got that soft eye. Yeah, that's hard to love
31:34
Speaker 2: that soft eye.
31:35
Speaker 7: Had forgot to push that up her lip down.
31:39
Speaker 2: I can deal with all that, But I've always had
31:41
Speaker 2: something with the soft eye.
31:42
Speaker 1: You know, what do you mean you like a good
31:45
Speaker 1: soft eye?
31:46
Speaker 7: I know it's it's one of the few deal breakers
31:48
Speaker 7: unless you got sunglasses on the whole time.
31:50
Speaker 2: But that's soft eye, and let it look up at you.
31:52
Speaker 2: It's sucking hard, right, I've been there, bro, I go
31:55
Speaker 2: out with a lot of garbage.
31:56
Speaker 1: But they can give you a blowjob and look at
31:58
Speaker 1: your penis and looking at your face at the same time.
32:00
Speaker 2: I can't see that soft eye looking up at the
32:01
Speaker 2: little you know, it doesn't really work.
32:03
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a dead It's oh you don't like
32:05
Speaker 1: the dead. I yeah understand that. I guess she's like
32:10
Speaker 1: Patch who was ran in the Kentucky Derby.
32:13
Speaker 6: Right fuld you smashed ob?
32:16
Speaker 1: How much would it take you to smash?
32:19
Speaker 13: Oh?
32:19
Speaker 1: My god?
32:20
Speaker 6: No, Craig on Long Island, go ahead.
32:23
Speaker 2: What's up? Gentlemen? Hey Boddy?
32:26
Speaker 5: Before I kill him, I gotta tell you minus one
32:29
Speaker 5: guy that h isn't there it's the best show you
32:34
Speaker 5: have ever done.
32:37
Speaker 2: Thank you, sir, thank you, thank you.
32:41
Speaker 5: Besides that, you give carl One more drink, and he's
32:45
Speaker 5: gonna be walking around like the jerk, going.
32:51
Speaker 1: This lamp, his lamp. I don't know, put this pillow,
32:57
Speaker 1: this pillow he Chris, don't even know the movie Jerk.
33:00
Speaker 2: I gotta see it.
33:02
Speaker 1: I don't nobody here can drink me under the table.
33:04
Speaker 2: I've been drunk since my first communion.
33:06
Speaker 1: There's nobody that can get me cry and fight or
33:09
Speaker 1: steal ship walking around drink.
33:11
Speaker 15: I started comedy movies with Jim Carrey. Uh, that was
33:14
Speaker 15: the first, my first comedy movies that I remember. So
33:17
Speaker 15: anything after Jim before Jim carry, I don't know.
33:20
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I don't know. You miss you miss a
33:22
Speaker 1: lot of ship. Then I know I miss most of
33:25
Speaker 1: the ship.
33:25
Speaker 7: I mean what I think comedies were growing up were
33:29
Speaker 7: way better, no question. I mean there's a few that
33:31
Speaker 7: have finally turned like what like, give me an example.
33:33
Speaker 19: Animal sure wait wait wait, wait wait, I've never seen
33:40
Speaker 19: them trading places, trading place, You're you're an idiot. You've
33:46
Speaker 19: seen their bud airplane airplane, airplane movie.
33:50
Speaker 1: I think maybe i've seen the Air, or I've seen
33:52
Speaker 1: Naked Gun, Oh my god, Stripes, the first half of Stripes, Stripes,
33:57
Speaker 1: first first half, Oh Ghost, I love that movie.
34:01
Speaker 2: That half is a little rough, so that's one of
34:04
Speaker 2: my favorite movies.
34:04
Speaker 1: Stripes, the first half John Candy's I'm telling you that is.
34:08
Speaker 15: Let me tell you my comedy movies just so see. Okay,
34:10
Speaker 15: I'm gonna be honest with you. The if you said,
34:12
Speaker 15: name your five best comedy movies, I would say they
34:15
Speaker 15: all came out two weeks ago. Yeah, I would say
34:18
Speaker 15: my iconic movies. I remember a Sprintura a both a sprint, Yeah, liar, liar.
34:26
Speaker 1: You don't have enough spots. Okay, nature calls liar liar,
34:35
Speaker 1: old school wedding crashers, it's all good. And Ghostbusters.
34:41
Speaker 2: Those would be my five movies.
34:43
Speaker 1: Well the first. Okay, Ghostbuster is the first one, like
34:46
Speaker 1: ghost Ghosts is the oldest one.
34:47
Speaker 2: No, Ghostbuster is in fifth place.
34:49
Speaker 15: The funniest movie of all time to me is liar liar,
34:52
Speaker 15: holy shit anything Jim carry you sound like.
34:58
Speaker 1: Holy Ship? Yeah?
35:00
Speaker 2: Well yeah.
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Speaker 1: One.
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Speaker 2: The first comedy I ever saw was growing up on
35:05
Speaker 2: our TV was he Haw Remember that the TV show?
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Speaker 15: Yeah?
35:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was on.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the first thing I ever saw was like,
35:14
Speaker 4: I knew it was funny and it got sexual sometimes.
35:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, girls with the Little Daisy.
35:19
Speaker 2: You know what's another movie I put in there?
35:21
Speaker 1: Don't know?
35:21
Speaker 2: Ben in the Hoods, Benny Hill.
35:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, you never heard of Benny Hill?
35:26
Speaker 2: English dude?
35:27
Speaker 8: What is he smacked a little bull headed white dude
35:29
Speaker 8: on the head. Benny Hill was the best ship. No,
35:33
Speaker 8: it's to come on late night on like New York
35:35
Speaker 8: TV as an English dude. He was super sexual, always
35:39
Speaker 8: had girls.
35:39
Speaker 1: On there, and he was just hilarious. Hill.
35:42
Speaker 2: You never saw Penny Hill, and that was really funny.
35:44
Speaker 15: You don't know, I don't know that a legend. So
35:47
Speaker 15: what about I haven't seen a lot of what about? Oh,
35:50
Speaker 15: domind Dummers up there too? Another Jim Car trade in places?
35:53
Speaker 2: I've never trade traded places.
35:55
Speaker 1: Blazing Carlem Knights, Oh my god, blazy know you've never
35:59
Speaker 1: seen I think I watched it in history class when
36:02
Speaker 1: they eating the beans and fart and you don't know
36:04
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I've seen that one in history in
36:07
Speaker 1: or like a film history class.
36:09
Speaker 8: So you can't you can't separate Blazing Saddles from like
36:12
Speaker 8: the Civil War because you just learned it all and it.
36:14
Speaker 2: Was Yeah, it was all, mister McKenna, high School.
36:18
Speaker 1: What about the.
36:21
Speaker 7: Ship, the Big Lebowski, the cable guy, A cable guy,
36:26
Speaker 7: cable guy.
36:26
Speaker 1: I've seen Super Bat, Jim Carry, Super Bad, I've seen
36:29
Speaker 1: you got a crush on Jim Carrey. I love Jim Carrey.
36:31
Speaker 1: Number one. You're to Jim Carry what he is? The
36:34
Speaker 1: Emma Stone, Jim Carrey, get me her beats. What about
36:43
Speaker 1: Dumb and Dummer? Did you put that on your list? Yes,
36:46
Speaker 1: anything Jim Carrey did. I'm in the Mask, all that stuff,
36:49
Speaker 1: the Riddler. You know that Batman is the only Batman
36:51
Speaker 1: I I've seen some of.
36:52
Speaker 15: The bat So how much do you love Tommy Davidson,
36:55
Speaker 15: Tommy david I like to in that movie Top I'm.
36:58
Speaker 1: Trying to connect to see if you like Spend maybe
37:00
Speaker 1: spun Off. Maybe Tommy Davison.
37:02
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
37:02
Speaker 15: I've watched way more in living color than I have
37:05
Speaker 15: sn L. I believe that, absolutely, way more in living
37:07
Speaker 15: color than I used to. I watched in living color
37:10
Speaker 15: and Man TV more than I watched SNL.
37:11
Speaker 1: As a kid.
37:12
Speaker 15: You love that Fire of the Fire Marshals Fire Marshall,
37:14
Speaker 15: Bill and I Love Baby Stewart from MTV.
37:17
Speaker 1: From Man TV, you looking like a man, the one
37:22
Speaker 1: she would talk like a Chinese one.
37:23
Speaker 2: Yeahs one and then called me the clown.
37:28
Speaker 15: That's what I used to watch as a kid. And
37:30
Speaker 15: then sitcoms. Everybody loves Raymond.
37:32
Speaker 2: My favorite was Martin fur It's funny. I used to
37:36
Speaker 2: watch Martin a lot, and I watched Best Prince.
37:38
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Fresh Friends.
37:39
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
37:39
Speaker 1: He was like, you know, the soft candy to black comedy.
37:42
Speaker 6: Yeah, Carl audiences, what's your favorite rom coms?
37:46
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna cry, asshole. That was a one shot deal.
37:51
Speaker 5: Come on, come on the room.
37:56
Speaker 1: You have to save up every dollar you have to
37:57
Speaker 1: go see the rom com? Which one would it be?
38:00
Speaker 1: Gonna be? The glorious stuff on Movie Something with Mark Anthony?
38:10
Speaker 2: What was Mark Anthony?
38:11
Speaker 1: I blamed Chris though we had him on the rope.
38:13
Speaker 1: I was on the rope, Carl was on the ropes
38:15
Speaker 1: and Chris didn't.
38:16
Speaker 6: Want to handle that.
38:17
Speaker 2: No, what do you mean?
38:18
Speaker 1: He was on the what are you talking about? Have lime?
38:20
Speaker 1: But we were going for full blubber. We could have
38:23
Speaker 1: got Oh yeah, I know, I know.
38:26
Speaker 2: He's crying.
38:28
Speaker 1: It's like saying apparent cry to him. He's like, no,
38:29
Speaker 1: we can pay the electric bill.
38:33
Speaker 2: We'll get some money in the shoe box.
38:34
Speaker 6: By the way, Chris has something growing on his back
38:37
Speaker 6: that's disgusting.
38:37
Speaker 1: Wait what, I don't know. It looks like a nipple
38:39
Speaker 1: or something. Discuss let's say, what are you living a microwave?
38:47
Speaker 7: We were staring at this in the in the mirror
38:49
Speaker 7: when we went to the bathroom earlier. Oh god, you
38:51
Speaker 7: might have to get back.
38:56
Speaker 2: That's all that is.
38:57
Speaker 6: Let's see wait, turn it, turn it around to get
39:00
Speaker 6: the picture.
39:00
Speaker 2: On towards you guys?
39:01
Speaker 1: Are we putting it on Twitter? You take a picture
39:03
Speaker 1: of it?
39:05
Speaker 2: Making me bend over?
39:06
Speaker 1: Get some butt cracking, man, I think it's line disease.
39:09
Speaker 2: Oh I see. Oh that's sore.
39:13
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's uh. You gotta get busted that. You gotta
39:17
Speaker 8: pop that for me. Wait, get this video video video chef.
39:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me give me a little, Give me a towel.
39:27
Speaker 2: You's got you got some alcohol, Give me some. We
39:30
Speaker 2: could use the pappy. The pappy is strong enough to waste.
39:33
Speaker 1: On his lower back? Is a gay date? A three thousand,
39:37
Speaker 1: three thousand dollars bottle of bourbon.
39:39
Speaker 2: You're gonna.
39:41
Speaker 1: Just gonna okay, yeah, okay, all right, what are we doing, Carl?
39:43
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
39:45
Speaker 1: See he's a true chef. You gotta take down the
39:47
Speaker 1: popping though, don't you, Carl. You do your own surgery.
39:51
Speaker 2: Hold on, that's gonna hurt. That's gonna hurt, Like is
39:55
Speaker 2: it popping?
39:56
Speaker 1: What is he doing?
39:58
Speaker 2: Hold on? Here we go? This stuff?
40:04
Speaker 1: Did you get it?
40:05
Speaker 2: Almost?
40:05
Speaker 1: Oh? So you gotta whatever you can need a needle
40:08
Speaker 1: or something is there. It's all a puss full of puss.
40:12
Speaker 1: Let's go.
40:12
Speaker 2: It hurts. You can get them on. Come back here, pussy,
40:15
Speaker 2: drink some bourbon on the most expensive thing of serving
40:18
Speaker 2: on your back.
40:19
Speaker 1: Besides that Asian man, he was Japanese.
40:22
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
40:23
Speaker 6: He's squeezing it. You're getting anything out of there?
40:28
Speaker 1: A little bit o damn it like dabit something dabit
40:32
Speaker 1: alone here. It needs a little more bourbon.
40:35
Speaker 2: Feel it all the way down to my heels.
40:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got a little bit, a little bit.
40:41
Speaker 2: It just cures.
40:43
Speaker 1: You know, we're disaffecting. It is disinfected. All right, there
40:49
Speaker 1: you go, squirt out coral.
40:54
Speaker 2: All got it on video and a little thing and
40:56
Speaker 2: then you went clear, you're good.
40:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, sorry, we got to go to Toronto. Might
41:00
Speaker 1: go ahead.
41:05
Speaker 14: The show.
41:05
Speaker 5: You guys sound great, Chuck, you've never seen young Frankenston.
41:11
Speaker 15: Young Gene Wilder, Yeah, my god, come on, Gene Wilder
41:16
Speaker 15: from Willy Wonka.
41:18
Speaker 1: Yes, sim guy, same guy, yes, now, and see.
41:24
Speaker 7: You're a comedian man, I mean comedy. Would think comedies
41:27
Speaker 7: absolutely were better when we were growing up.
41:29
Speaker 1: But that name did make a comeback with super bad
41:32
Speaker 1: one that down fires, another one Robin Williams.
41:35
Speaker 11: Was huge, Bunny. They all come back to Young.
41:40
Speaker 8: It's like the original because a lot of people knocked
41:41
Speaker 8: off into the jokes and ship that's done in there right, absolutely,
41:45
Speaker 8: people watching what directors watched and grew up on.
41:48
Speaker 11: But what yes, Jim Cathing, you ever seen me?
41:51
Speaker 1: Myself and Irene No, sure of course, live the.
41:57
Speaker 2: Carry one the show.
42:00
Speaker 11: I think you guys are going great and I love.
42:03
Speaker 2: You, Thank you very much, thank you? All right, all right?
42:07
Speaker 1: What about the worst comedies of all time? Some of
42:10
Speaker 1: the bad ones? Yeah, okay, thanks for a second.
42:14
Speaker 15: Is this my oh oh you got it there it
42:15
Speaker 15: is obviously Caddy Shack too just told me, Yeah, that's
42:20
Speaker 15: one of the worst fucking comedies of all time.
42:22
Speaker 2: Caddy Shack too, Yeah, horrendous.
42:25
Speaker 1: Oh, let's say hi to uh. I don't know your name, sir.
42:29
Speaker 2: What about Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks?
42:31
Speaker 1: No, that was all right, She's big. I love that.
42:33
Speaker 1: Maybe I got it. I got agree with christ though
42:35
Speaker 1: when he was watching it, I think and Living Color
42:38
Speaker 1: was better than that. To the left prostitute, it was
42:42
Speaker 1: more urban. I walk into a party and they say
42:45
Speaker 1: that I'm staying at that part.
42:48
Speaker 7: We got someone on the line. I don't have your name, sir.
42:51
Speaker 7: You're you're twenty nine. You didn't grow up with the
42:53
Speaker 7: clothes that would be me?
42:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, go ahead.
42:56
Speaker 11: Yeah.
42:56
Speaker 1: Hey.
42:57
Speaker 9: First off, absolutely love the show. I get to listen
42:59
Speaker 9: to it my way home from work, so it's the
43:01
Speaker 9: best time for me when I'm getting home. Uh thing,
43:04
Speaker 9: I really want to step up and have to get
43:06
Speaker 9: Chris's back because I myself twenty nine years old, and
43:09
Speaker 9: I didn't really get the opportunity to grow up with
43:10
Speaker 9: a lot of the classic comedies, Like I know the
43:12
Speaker 9: very first moment I remember the intro to a Asten
43:16
Speaker 9: Tour Pet Detective. My mother screamed at my dad and
43:19
Speaker 9: said return this movie. The moment where she's taken his
43:22
Speaker 9: pants off. Oh yeah, I had ever.
43:24
Speaker 1: Seen of that movie Huge Tits, that lady.
43:27
Speaker 9: That is my whole problem was like I had to
43:30
Speaker 9: grow up with all these things that were coming after that.
43:33
Speaker 9: So it's like for myself the very first time I
43:35
Speaker 9: finally got to see Animal House, I was already in college,
43:38
Speaker 9: and there were so many movies that pretty much retread that.
43:41
Speaker 9: I didn't get enough out of that compared to what
43:43
Speaker 9: a lot of people did.
43:44
Speaker 1: Iact that, But you still got to know your history. Brother,
43:46
Speaker 1: I know, you gotta know you got to dive back
43:49
Speaker 1: and go see what you.
43:50
Speaker 7: Missed, especially because he's a you know, he's a comedy
43:52
Speaker 7: I you a comedian.
43:52
Speaker 1: You're gonna enjoy this seeing the fucking blueprint of it.
43:56
Speaker 9: Yeah, absolutely agree.
43:58
Speaker 6: I know had a us the show, Thank you one more,
44:02
Speaker 6: and then I think we got away. That guy's by
44:04
Speaker 6: the way, he sounds a lot older, right, my high
44:06
Speaker 6: school principle.
44:06
Speaker 2: Guy sounds like he's in his mid sixties.
44:10
Speaker 1: Joe in Jersey, Joe, go.
44:11
Speaker 9: Ahead, Chris is a standard in a physical therapist.
44:16
Speaker 2: I'm very disappointed in you.
44:18
Speaker 11: What you went to malloy to I did.
44:21
Speaker 19: I did, And I'm around the same age as you,
44:24
Speaker 19: and you know how well your father's failing you.
44:27
Speaker 2: What ninety nine?
44:28
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, a few years older.
44:30
Speaker 9: I had and I had and I had McKenna.
44:32
Speaker 2: But uh, I don't know.
44:33
Speaker 9: It's disappointing your father not teaching you or Carl's dad.
44:37
Speaker 1: I don't know.
44:38
Speaker 2: What's yeah, what the did.
44:44
Speaker 9: Bring it back?
44:45
Speaker 11: Just trying to bring it back? Come on, come.
44:47
Speaker 1: On, Jesus, I hope Carl's dead. Nurses and listening to
44:55
Speaker 1: the show. She's got a pillow over his face right now. Wow. Mother, Wow,
45:09
Speaker 1: that's your boy, Carl. That's like Malloy's in the house though, Halloyd.
45:13
Speaker 2: The standards.
45:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, your basketball team, you always had something good. Good.
45:17
Speaker 15: This year, I think there's fucking players that are like
45:20
Speaker 15: nationally ranked. Yeah, old boys though, huh not anymore?
45:23
Speaker 2: Oh, yesterday.
45:24
Speaker 1: They let the girls in when I was a junior.
45:25
Speaker 2: So they let the girls in like two thousand and was.
45:28
Speaker 1: It like nineteen rapes that first year? Yeah, No, they
45:32
Speaker 1: haven't got accustomed to the girls.
45:34
Speaker 15: No, they let the girls as as they let the
45:35
Speaker 15: girls when fucking nine to eleven happen that year.
45:38
Speaker 1: I think so and then the past all the brothers
45:40
Speaker 1: like we told you, yeah, this is signed from God.
45:43
Speaker 1: No they no, they let them in. It wasn't bad
45:46
Speaker 1: because you know what it was My class was all boys.
45:49
Speaker 2: Why do you do that? Though? Money? Was it money?
45:51
Speaker 1: Probably money?
45:52
Speaker 15: But they told us that it wasn't natural for like,
45:55
Speaker 15: you know, we go to the workplace like it's it's
45:57
Speaker 15: not gonna uh you know you got but also I
46:00
Speaker 15: think too. We would sprint at Mary Lewis was a
46:04
Speaker 15: high school that was three train stops away, one hundred
46:06
Speaker 15: and seventy nine straight up.
46:07
Speaker 1: That three school the.
46:08
Speaker 15: Sister school and that was all girls. So we got
46:10
Speaker 15: out of two o five saying they got out like
46:11
Speaker 15: two twenty. So we would sprint to the train to
46:15
Speaker 15: try to get them to try to try.
46:17
Speaker 2: To meet them.
46:18
Speaker 1: And you know, kids were getting hit by fucking busses
46:20
Speaker 1: like get the fall to the trade like, oh ship
46:24
Speaker 1: you guys as hormones for you.
46:26
Speaker 15: Yeah, some kid broke his legs hit by fucking boss
46:28
Speaker 15: Rin and Mary Lewis regretting nothing.
46:32
Speaker 1: It's gotta be way worse to go to an all
46:35
Speaker 1: boys school. You got to be My school vis Blackland
46:39
Speaker 1: used to be all boys when Giuliani went the girls,
46:41
Speaker 1: boys and girls. Oh yeah, when before I got there
46:43
Speaker 1: it turned ball in the eighties and went all boys.
46:45
Speaker 1: By the time you saw girls, you must have been
46:47
Speaker 1: out of your fucking mind. Yeah, you're not seeing him
46:49
Speaker 1: day after day like that.
46:50
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think even for the teachers, let's not let's
46:53
Speaker 8: not sleep here for the teachers to start seeing girl.
46:55
Speaker 8: I know one teacher at my school he got go
46:58
Speaker 8: before I got there, like the I got there, but
47:00
Speaker 8: he had a kid, He got a kid pregnant a girl.
47:04
Speaker 1: Jesus man, it is that ghetto and you know.
47:07
Speaker 15: Like.
47:13
Speaker 2: Really puts a sharp ones.
47:15
Speaker 8: But that happens in but you know there's a lot
47:17
Speaker 8: of boys, you know, boys getting my lested. But it
47:19
Speaker 8: happens the girls girls school.
47:20
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
47:21
Speaker 7: What about what about smoking the bandit? Yeah, before we
47:23
Speaker 7: move on my favorite movie, that's my header right now.
47:27
Speaker 7: And I gotta I got a screen capital.
47:30
Speaker 8: Jackie Gleason, Oh, Jakie Gleason was my elementary school.
47:38
Speaker 1: Jerry Reid was pretty fucking funny.
47:42
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of the ever comedy.
47:44
Speaker 1: Banded the band that I can't like, like like late
47:49
Speaker 1: night on cable, you never see it. I'll watch this. No,
47:52
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know, I don't.
47:55
Speaker 2: You don't know anything.
47:56
Speaker 1: I don't think you would even like these movies because
47:58
Speaker 1: you are one of the best actors of all time
48:00
Speaker 1: and comedians.
48:01
Speaker 7: All the phones are lit, Jen in Rhode Island, Go ahead, Jen,
48:06
Speaker 7: I actually just commented.
48:07
Speaker 14: On smoking Bandits too, and to James Bond movies like,
48:12
Speaker 14: I just can't believe there's people that have never seen
48:15
Speaker 14: them and don't know anything about right.
48:17
Speaker 1: That confuses me too.
48:18
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, but how about this. I tapped out of
48:21
Speaker 7: the Bond movies, you know, the last four, the.
48:24
Speaker 1: Boston Powers movies. Yeah, unfortunately, unfortunately, like.
48:29
Speaker 15: The old ones like Octopus, I've never seen. I've only
48:33
Speaker 15: seen the ones with Daniel Craig and Pierce Bronson. You
48:36
Speaker 15: you gotta stop living in your boss the original you're
48:38
Speaker 15: living in the box.
48:39
Speaker 19: You don't know Roger Moore, Roger you don't know Sean Connery,
48:44
Speaker 19: Roger Moore.
48:45
Speaker 1: England know Sean Connery, I know? And he went And
48:47
Speaker 1: the original was guy.
48:49
Speaker 8: Her Majesty's Secret Service with that one dude who did
48:52
Speaker 8: it one time?
48:52
Speaker 7: Yeah, help us out. You know the original Bond he did?
48:56
Speaker 1: No? No Nelson, Mary Nelson, Mary Nelson the Imagines Secret Services.
49:03
Speaker 1: This dude was in one Bond movie and then they
49:06
Speaker 1: were like, no. Seven and then Roger did seven. Barry Nelson, huh,
49:10
Speaker 1: I know, my free baby, I know too. Then Roger
49:13
Speaker 1: did seven movies and Seawan did seven movies.
49:16
Speaker 2: Well he hasn't seen none of those.
49:17
Speaker 1: And then Pierce Brosnan came in into what two of
49:19
Speaker 1: some ship.
49:20
Speaker 2: Sean Connery is incredible. I know, I didn't.
49:24
Speaker 8: Craig, he was great. Daniel Craig was a darker Bond.
49:26
Speaker 8: That's why you've got to see thoseough, But this was
49:28
Speaker 8: good ship. Just motherfucker was dark.
49:29
Speaker 1: No, he was beating his balls in one.
49:31
Speaker 15: I've never seen the whole ship. I gotta I gotta
49:33
Speaker 15: start watching more old ship. I've never seen like, wait,
49:35
Speaker 15: the original Bond was in the Shining.
49:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was the manager of the hotel. No ship.
49:40
Speaker 1: That character that's crazy there, he is right there, stupid.
49:45
Speaker 2: Oh man.
49:46
Speaker 1: See god damn.
49:47
Speaker 2: I don't know a lot of music, a lot of movies.
49:49
Speaker 1: But it's a great thing though, because you got you
49:52
Speaker 1: got to look forward to this. Yeah, I guess I
49:53
Speaker 1: could watch it. Take a break, christ Stephano, what do
49:56
Speaker 1: you got.
49:56
Speaker 15: Buddy Yay June first to the third in its comedy
50:00
Speaker 15: club in Dallas and Plano, Texas, and then going to
50:04
Speaker 15: be just eleventh philadelph.
50:06
Speaker 1: The small we're doing a food tour too.
50:10
Speaker 15: Early in the day, and we're doing a food tour
50:12
Speaker 15: early in the day. We're gonna stick cheese steaks in.
50:16
Speaker 15: Are you guys gonna move past cheese steaks?
50:17
Speaker 1: Though?
50:18
Speaker 2: What eat?
50:20
Speaker 1: Cream?
50:20
Speaker 2: Cheese to the pot? We gotta have the fans send
50:24
Speaker 2: in some of the suggestions. I want to dessert. I
50:27
Speaker 2: want to get pods like.
50:31
Speaker 1: Hashtag Philly Food Tour.
50:32
Speaker 2: Tell us what to go.
50:34
Speaker 4: We're gonna do some cheese steaks, but we're gonna probably
50:36
Speaker 4: do some vintage Italian, which is a nice.
50:38
Speaker 7: Nice How about you hit a Stephen Star restaurant while
50:41
Speaker 7: you're down there?
50:42
Speaker 2: How about I tell Steven started.
50:43
Speaker 1: To let you into any restaurant. What restaurants he got
50:49
Speaker 1: down there?
50:49
Speaker 18: Huh?
50:50
Speaker 2: Every restaurant on the planet? What else? I'm on the Cuba? Everything?
50:56
Speaker 1: All right? So yeah, we got it?
50:57
Speaker 2: Want to hit spot?
50:57
Speaker 4: Why we should go where you would like Levet Finn
51:00
Speaker 4: It's an old French restaurant, so cool?
51:03
Speaker 2: All right?
51:03
Speaker 8: We gotta hit like maybe three four places, but we
51:06
Speaker 8: gotta do it, you know, afternoon before the show.
51:10
Speaker 1: French food, before you do stand up.
51:11
Speaker 2: Oh boy, tastings.
51:15
Speaker 1: You're gonna feel a little heavy up there. You know
51:23
Speaker 1: we only did it one fair enough? All right? I
51:29
Speaker 1: want is more evil than tennis?
51:31
Speaker 2: Is?
51:32
Speaker 1: You got to hear the questioning fear in it like
51:34
Speaker 1: this poppy, he's not responding, dirty rat.
51:43
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm really guys, I'm surprised.
51:47
Speaker 1: I was on the roof.
51:48
Speaker 2: There's no way I was getting out of that one.
51:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for nothing.
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Speaker 2: You're welcome, Carl family. Literally you know you got that's true.
51:57
Speaker 1: That's true.
51:57
Speaker 7: Can we play that after the break because you gotta
51:59
Speaker 7: hear how quick Chris jumped in because he didn't want
52:02
Speaker 7: to deal with you crying.
52:03
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear me and our eyes got
52:05
Speaker 1: really blood smelt the blood and water he smelt.
52:08
Speaker 2: The chop is feeding to I was gonna got today.
52:13
Speaker 1: Are you taking a break. We're going down to Savannah
52:15
Speaker 1: in August. I'm going.
52:16
Speaker 2: I'm in for that.
52:17
Speaker 1: I'm in.
52:17
Speaker 2: Let's all go to Savannah. Man show from Savannah is
52:19
Speaker 2: something is dude, Come on, I'm in.
52:22
Speaker 7: We gotta pay perwork you're gonna pay for ship around here,
52:25
Speaker 7: so we'll just we'll get ourselves down.
52:26
Speaker 2: Let's do it. Let's do it all right, Savannah, here
52:30
Speaker 2: we come.
52:31
Speaker 1: We get open the South. People want to go ship.
52:33
Speaker 2: Listen.
52:33
Speaker 1: So I'll talk to the people. And what I'll do
52:35
Speaker 1: is I got the Southern name. Where you do.
52:39
Speaker 2: We'll bump off.
52:39
Speaker 3: We'll bump off all the other chefs at Aquacurean and
52:43
Speaker 3: we'll just go on stage, you know.
52:47
Speaker 1: Mud wrestle theo like a down South fucking think.
52:51
Speaker 6: I'm gonna cook my ass off on the way from
52:54
Speaker 6: the front.
52:54
Speaker 7: I'm gonna cook my ass off.
52:58
Speaker 1: Tell that to the up to I can't even look
53:01
Speaker 1: on your specialties. You're gonna do that some of that
53:06
Speaker 1: fucking crop, and.
53:17
Speaker 15: You're gonna put a bid on it. Get lace everything
53:19
Speaker 15: with a band aid for the final piece of reason.
53:24
Speaker 15: Suns fucking band aids.
53:27
Speaker 1: Rotten.
53:29
Speaker 2: Bone, apple teeth.
53:31
Speaker 7: Motherfucker, you're gonna have bacon as thick as your head.
53:36
Speaker 1: You watch what I do down there.
53:37
Speaker 17: Let me tell you something, olpie, that's the South. They'll
53:39
Speaker 17: call bullshit on ship immediately. That's like a Jerry Springer
53:44
Speaker 17: audience over there. Like you can't go there and make
53:46
Speaker 17: some pool. Got this, okay, I got He'll do the stage.
53:50
Speaker 17: I can't wait.
53:53
Speaker 2: This August seventh through the twelfth. Oh, Savannah, Georgia. Opie's cooking.
53:59
Speaker 2: I'll just sit there.
54:00
Speaker 1: I'll sit there.
54:00
Speaker 2: I as a fan, I'll watch it.
54:01
Speaker 1: It's easy.
54:04
Speaker 2: Watching someone catch cancer.
54:12
Speaker 1: Opie Radio.
54:13
Speaker 2: He's back.
54:17
Speaker 6: I've been sipping the one double shot and gave me earlier.
54:22
Speaker 1: Come on, holy ship. He drinks like a pregnant woman.
54:27
Speaker 1: I know how to drink bourbon properly.
54:32
Speaker 2: On a fu cup.
54:36
Speaker 1: Rules, but you enjoy it on your palate.
54:40
Speaker 2: Oh, I enjoyed it all right, We're all going to Georgia.
54:48
Speaker 2: He's cooking on stage.
54:49
Speaker 1: How's outside outside?
54:51
Speaker 2: Was good man?
54:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cold today. It is cold. It's brisk.
54:56
Speaker 2: It is brisk.
54:57
Speaker 6: Did you see the asshole on the Metro North?
54:59
Speaker 1: What?
55:00
Speaker 7: But now, I kind of like the guy starts at
55:03
Speaker 7: four thirty in the morning. I think he's an electrician.
55:06
Speaker 7: I believe he Uh, where's his job at Manhattan Paul?
55:09
Speaker 7: I think, and he's that's what he does every fucking one.
55:13
Speaker 7: He takes four seats.
55:15
Speaker 1: Good, but four thirty in the morning.
55:18
Speaker 7: I mean, so he is I think He said something
55:21
Speaker 7: like he goes to bed at ten o'clock at night
55:23
Speaker 7: and then he gets the rest of his sleep in
55:24
Speaker 7: on the Metro and takes all four seats and people
55:27
Speaker 7: are pissed.
55:28
Speaker 1: They take his picture every fucking day, but they's standing
55:30
Speaker 1: up around them. They can't sit down because he's taking
55:32
Speaker 1: up of all the seats.
55:33
Speaker 7: Yeah, and they told on him, and then the Metro
55:35
Speaker 7: Nort's like, we don't have fucking time to to interview
55:39
Speaker 7: all the conductors to figure out what the problem is
55:41
Speaker 7: if this, if he's doing this every day.
55:43
Speaker 1: Uh.
55:43
Speaker 7: The imployite writer is steven S, forty one year old
55:46
Speaker 7: electrician who claims he has to get comfortable on the
55:48
Speaker 7: train because he has a ninety minute commute that starts
55:50
Speaker 7: at four point thirty every day. So he goes to
55:52
Speaker 7: bed around ten, wakes up to start his commute, then
55:55
Speaker 7: catches more Z's on the train.
55:58
Speaker 1: You figured it out, taking that brow beat the system, dude.
56:01
Speaker 1: It takes balls to take four seats on a crowded truck.
56:04
Speaker 2: Guys.
56:05
Speaker 1: I mean, he's most likely a piece of ship, but
56:06
Speaker 1: but I I can see why he's doing it. He
56:09
Speaker 1: even puts his bag on the fourth seat. You can
56:12
Speaker 1: at least give up that seat now he needs it.
56:15
Speaker 2: You want to have that space, you know?
56:16
Speaker 1: Yeah?
56:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, well someone staring at you.
56:19
Speaker 1: What's that garbage bag that he has? There is the
56:22
Speaker 1: suitcase with his closing it his job briefcase.
56:25
Speaker 7: Jesus fu Yeah, that's a suitcase fucking bourbon, but it
56:29
Speaker 7: light is made out of fucking garbage bag.
56:30
Speaker 1: Asshole that three thousand dollars? Does he have a freaking
56:34
Speaker 1: a thing to sleep with?
56:36
Speaker 15: Like?
56:36
Speaker 1: Why are you talking to yourself? Off? He even drink?
56:41
Speaker 2: He took two steps out of the bourbon?
56:42
Speaker 1: Is this a strong ship? Though? Finish that cup?
56:44
Speaker 6: Man at a boy, I'm enjoying myself.
56:47
Speaker 1: Relax, you feel Jesus, that's what she said. Cure It
56:54
Speaker 1: cured his back, dude, when I let's see you back now, Chris.
56:57
Speaker 2: Doesn't have leopardsy anymore.
56:58
Speaker 1: Let's see you back now. Let's se if he's looking
57:00
Speaker 1: looking a little better because they've got eyes.
57:02
Speaker 2: Now be irritated at better.
57:06
Speaker 1: That's already get that's rare.
57:08
Speaker 8: Yeah, you might have to give it a couple of
57:11
Speaker 8: another squeeze a couple of days from now.
57:13
Speaker 1: Can we poke it it still hurts?
57:15
Speaker 2: Punch it?
57:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, poke it, punch it.
57:19
Speaker 2: I gotta pee.
57:22
Speaker 1: You gotta pee minute gets behind anything. I gotta You're
57:27
Speaker 1: the worst gay day. I gotta pee.
57:30
Speaker 2: Don't put it in my butt yet. I gotta pee.
57:32
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pee on your shoes.
57:33
Speaker 1: I always do that anytime.
57:35
Speaker 2: The minute you put it in, I'm gonna beee on
57:37
Speaker 2: your shoes anytime.
57:38
Speaker 15: Anytime I initially get wood, I always have to pee.
57:40
Speaker 15: So I've stopped sex constantly because of that.
57:43
Speaker 2: Like, I gotta pee.
57:44
Speaker 1: It feels good, but I gotta peek and the girls
57:46
Speaker 1: just there. Like you gotta piss hard on. You gotta
57:49
Speaker 1: get your heart on down to pee and otherwise gonna
57:52
Speaker 1: spray it right, And that's what I'm saying.
57:53
Speaker 15: I gotta I gotta put the forst arm count backwards
57:56
Speaker 15: from like twenty you ever, then my dick starts to
57:58
Speaker 15: go down.
57:58
Speaker 7: You ever climb the wall because you got to piss
58:00
Speaker 7: hard on. You gotta relieve yourself.
58:02
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
58:02
Speaker 7: Climb the wall, hands behind the toil and then you
58:05
Speaker 7: gotta ride your legs up behind.
58:06
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, just to get it in. Sometimes you gotta
58:09
Speaker 8: nail I gotta nail down just to be fucking in
58:11
Speaker 8: the hole.
58:13
Speaker 2: Don't spray everywhere.
58:14
Speaker 1: If that dick's hord and you're trying to peek, good
58:16
Speaker 1: luck with that. Yeah.
58:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like trying to be everywhere. Just blame it
58:19
Speaker 2: on the kids.
58:19
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, true, that's what you clean the toilet.
58:22
Speaker 2: See, I don't do nothing.
58:23
Speaker 1: What when you peepee? Wipe the CD and be a
58:27
Speaker 1: sweetye with your sock, you know, I go right.
58:30
Speaker 2: See my wife wakes up, she's like, well, who did this?
58:32
Speaker 8: I'm like, fucking rob If you sprinkle when you think,
58:35
Speaker 8: be a sweetie and wipe.
58:37
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I just used my socking to wipe it up.
58:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, his body to know if I got a couple
58:45
Speaker 1: drops on.
58:46
Speaker 2: There, I use my Sock's say he did it? What?
58:49
Speaker 1: What? Oh your sock?
58:50
Speaker 2: My sock, my sock?
58:52
Speaker 1: He was saying his son, like yeah, either use the
58:54
Speaker 1: son to wipe it or he blamed his son. I
58:56
Speaker 1: didn't say you use your sock.
58:57
Speaker 2: You're wearing yeah, piss sock.
58:59
Speaker 15: The paws white people are growth If there's a lot, no,
59:03
Speaker 15: but a couple of drops.
59:04
Speaker 1: So you're gonna take your sock.
59:06
Speaker 6: And white, quick quick, white with the bottom of my
59:10
Speaker 6: foot and.
59:11
Speaker 1: Which one is your peace?
59:12
Speaker 2: Hockey? Lefty.
59:12
Speaker 1: You're righty, Uh, Lefty doesn't I do know? He's just lefty. Yes, discussion.
59:25
Speaker 1: There's a million guys do the piss sockdang, I know,
59:29
Speaker 1: and they're growth.
59:30
Speaker 7: I got this Bourbon reminds me when I was starting
59:32
Speaker 7: in radio. I had a real shitty voice. I thought
59:35
Speaker 7: it's that much better. It was like horrible long Island accent.
59:38
Speaker 1: It was a high boy.
59:39
Speaker 6: And I worked with this guy, Garth Haamp, who's like
59:41
Speaker 6: La Weatherman.
59:42
Speaker 14: Now.
59:43
Speaker 7: He was the morning guy in Buffalo and he's like kid.
59:46
Speaker 7: He had the greatest he's still doing it. But he
59:48
Speaker 7: has the greatest voice. And he swears that he would
59:51
Speaker 7: drink bourbon just for his fucking voice and smoke non
59:55
Speaker 7: filtered cigarettes.
59:57
Speaker 1: I believe that. And he has that tip of goal
1:00:00
Speaker 1: over the top just I can't really do it. Yeah, yeah,
1:00:04
Speaker 1: just amazing. Here he is Garth Hamp, the weather man.
1:00:07
Speaker 1: G Camp. Huh oh, Garth Camp. You're right, it is Camp.
1:00:11
Speaker 1: He was looking at me and said Camp. That's why
1:00:13
Speaker 1: the joke.
1:00:14
Speaker 7: I worked with this guy a million years ago, and
1:00:17
Speaker 7: they also nicknamed the girls in Buffalo Buffalo Betty's.
1:00:21
Speaker 2: I love this guy.
1:00:24
Speaker 1: Holy Ship. He was at l a dude that came
1:00:26
Speaker 1: to Buffalo. You want to talk about a guy that crushed.
1:00:30
Speaker 7: He's a good looking guy, had the killer pipes, as
1:00:33
Speaker 7: they call it in the business.
1:00:34
Speaker 2: I like listening to the one percenter.
1:00:35
Speaker 4: So this weekend at the Bourbon Taye thing, they should
1:00:38
Speaker 4: They pulled up a picture on the TV of Martin Stewart, right,
1:00:43
Speaker 4: so he's giving she's giving a thumbs up to giving
1:00:45
Speaker 4: a give a.
1:00:46
Speaker 1: Medal right in the middle of the two pictures.
1:00:49
Speaker 2: Right, So here's this guy, bro, he's got all the
1:00:50
Speaker 2: money in the world.
1:00:51
Speaker 1: He left, he goes.
1:00:52
Speaker 2: You know, the two people in this picture are felling,
1:00:58
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what do you mean? Look at these
1:01:00
Speaker 2: but like these wealthy people.
1:01:01
Speaker 1: Snoop's not a fellow. I believe they're part of the people.
1:01:03
Speaker 1: Snoop found innocent. Huh something?
1:01:07
Speaker 11: Boy?
1:01:08
Speaker 1: Yeah guilty? Whoa?
1:01:11
Speaker 19: Whoa?
1:01:11
Speaker 1: What do you mean guilty?
1:01:14
Speaker 2: I love Bourbon Opie Archie Bunker. Only one person and
1:01:19
Speaker 2: that pictures a felon.
1:01:20
Speaker 1: Thank you. I don't know, thank you, Martha. Let's do
1:01:24
Speaker 1: some googling. I mean one might be a future fella. Hello,
1:01:29
Speaker 1: who do you think that?
1:01:30
Speaker 2: Which? People just trying to think it's cool to be
1:01:32
Speaker 2: against Trump.
1:01:33
Speaker 8: But at the end of the day, Well, the thing is,
1:01:34
Speaker 8: Martha has a show with Snoop on VH one. That's
1:01:36
Speaker 8: one though, that's a friend. Was the name of the
1:01:39
Speaker 8: brown girl?
1:01:40
Speaker 1: She was great.
1:01:41
Speaker 2: You know who did?
1:01:41
Speaker 1: Right?
1:01:42
Speaker 2: No, Christy, you did?
1:01:45
Speaker 1: My cousin did. Back when the show was still on.
1:01:48
Speaker 1: Chris so me and tone was like, what the fuck?
1:01:52
Speaker 7: It came out that he cheated on his wife with
1:01:53
Speaker 7: Kerry Washington. No comment came out, it's in the news,
1:01:58
Speaker 7: I said, no comments, burban OPI.
1:02:04
Speaker 1: Ship, it's all over the place.
1:02:06
Speaker 2: Keep talking. Maybe it'll be two of us crying by
1:02:08
Speaker 2: the end of this episode.
1:02:10
Speaker 1: No comments.
1:02:14
Speaker 2: What happened, Poppy?
1:02:15
Speaker 1: What are you doing with your fingers like that? Let's
1:02:19
Speaker 1: move on. So the Yankees day he did win right eighteen? Yeah?
1:02:25
Speaker 6: Yeah, well yeah, yeah, it's a lot on this Chris
1:02:29
Speaker 6: Rock story. Wow, there's a lot here.
1:02:36
Speaker 2: Urvan Oh boy.
1:02:37
Speaker 1: Actually came up with a great line.
1:02:38
Speaker 2: Did you hear his lifetime?
1:02:40
Speaker 7: They asked if he would ever get married again, and
1:02:43
Speaker 7: Chris goes, uh, would I.
1:02:45
Speaker 1: Ever get married again? Not if it would curates. Yeah,
1:02:55
Speaker 1: he's over it. I remember when he first got married.
1:02:59
Speaker 8: But maybe, like a couple of months in uh, he
1:03:01
Speaker 8: still had the Chris Rock Show on HBO and Jamie
1:03:03
Speaker 8: Fox was a guest, right, and he was all back
1:03:06
Speaker 8: to a degree room.
1:03:07
Speaker 1: And Jamie just found out he got married. He was like,
1:03:09
Speaker 1: he got married? What are you nuts? We just we
1:03:13
Speaker 1: in this wee right in the middle of the fucking
1:03:16
Speaker 1: why are you getting married? Me and tones that day
1:03:19
Speaker 1: like this never getting married or at least wait, well,
1:03:22
Speaker 1: how he was. How old was Chris Rock when he
1:03:24
Speaker 1: got married? Thirty early thirties? Yeah, just a little bit. Yeah,
1:03:28
Speaker 1: I was like and I was in college when he
1:03:30
Speaker 1: got married, like early college shit.
1:03:33
Speaker 15: So yeah, yeah, marriage is well, it's not natural like that,
1:03:39
Speaker 15: but it's like honish old school.
1:03:41
Speaker 2: It's archaic.
1:03:43
Speaker 15: People used to get married back in the day because
1:03:45
Speaker 15: there was the thing to do was for family, uniting
1:03:47
Speaker 15: families for money and land, and people would be dead
1:03:50
Speaker 15: at thirty.
1:03:51
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:03:52
Speaker 1: Now you really need to try to stay one person
1:03:53
Speaker 1: your whole life.
1:03:54
Speaker 2: Come on, it's not natural.
1:03:56
Speaker 1: God doesn't want to give it. He wanted to give
1:03:58
Speaker 1: it millions and millions of us men and women like this.
1:04:02
Speaker 2: If he didn't, were the only animal that does that.
1:04:04
Speaker 2: No other animal.
1:04:05
Speaker 1: The animal kingdom is only with one partner. Seagulls, birds
1:04:10
Speaker 1: do it. There's a lot of animals that animals do
1:04:13
Speaker 1: for life.
1:04:14
Speaker 2: My brother was telling me there was a stud animals
1:04:16
Speaker 2: made for life.
1:04:17
Speaker 8: Google it pulled up a lot of birds, lot of
1:04:19
Speaker 8: birds do it, yeah, and penguins penguin's doings.
1:04:23
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:04:23
Speaker 15: Penguins also fucking jump off clip and one jumps off,
1:04:28
Speaker 15: jumps off the cliffs.
1:04:29
Speaker 1: I think.
1:04:30
Speaker 2: I don't a lot of birds, a lot of birds.
1:04:34
Speaker 1: I'm about the penguins. When that dumb egg rolls out
1:04:36
Speaker 1: and they don't know what to do, they just stare.
1:04:40
Speaker 2: At it, like, why can't I have thumbs? Idiots?
1:04:44
Speaker 1: You survive evolution.
1:04:45
Speaker 7: The thing rolls four feet away and you're.
1:04:48
Speaker 15: A complete pa Apes, Wolves, termites, What fucking scientists job
1:04:53
Speaker 15: was to watch a termite for light?
1:04:55
Speaker 2: Your tax dollars?
1:04:56
Speaker 1: Have I seen it on TV? Like a turmite or
1:04:58
Speaker 1: ant thing? I'm watching the whole thing. Wait, go go
1:05:01
Speaker 1: back to this list.
1:05:02
Speaker 11: Now, what is this?
1:05:02
Speaker 2: These are things that made for life?
1:05:03
Speaker 1: All right? So?
1:05:05
Speaker 6: Which ones did your name so far?
1:05:08
Speaker 7: Barn owls, beavers, bald eagles, coyotes, yeah, swans, golden eagles.
1:05:13
Speaker 6: Yeah, se rains you ever see a condor.
1:05:16
Speaker 1: Pigeons pigeons, pigeons?
1:05:19
Speaker 8: Who knew then that video that a fucking rat eating
1:05:23
Speaker 8: the pigeon the pigeon.
1:05:25
Speaker 1: Oh my good, that was Center Park. That thing is incredible.
1:05:29
Speaker 8: California condo they saw swallow bone right, that's the ones
1:05:32
Speaker 8: who break the bone and then swallow it piece for.
1:05:34
Speaker 2: Piece, Paul, look at an Andy's condo.
1:05:36
Speaker 8: They fly up with the bones, drop it out the condor.
1:05:40
Speaker 8: They drop the bones in midair. They breaking on a
1:05:42
Speaker 8: rock right, so to swallow the bone, small pieces of
1:05:45
Speaker 8: the bone bone.
1:05:46
Speaker 6: Most birds drop ship from the air to break it up, though.
1:05:49
Speaker 1: Sucking deer bones.
1:05:52
Speaker 2: Like, why did that kill? Next to a Wow?
1:05:56
Speaker 1: Yes, I got it.
1:05:57
Speaker 7: I got a huge stand in my car because of
1:05:59
Speaker 7: seagull drop the clam really?
1:06:03
Speaker 11: Yeah?
1:06:05
Speaker 2: Did you have to take off your ash sponsoring my ing?
1:06:09
Speaker 2: Were you were you?
1:06:12
Speaker 1: Were you in your red Yeah? Were you wearing ll
1:06:15
Speaker 1: bean from Did you get some clam on your your
1:06:19
Speaker 1: sucker suit? He ruined your summer?
1:06:21
Speaker 2: In the c.
1:06:25
Speaker 1: I saw some neighborhood kids throw a rock in my car.
1:06:28
Speaker 2: He was c.
1:06:31
Speaker 7: There wasn't hers. I'll take a picture, I'll bring it off.
1:06:35
Speaker 7: Picked up my jeep Sahara fully loaded. He's like to
1:06:44
Speaker 7: do it, the jeep with the hard top and.
1:06:47
Speaker 1: Turkey dude, the limited gold package. He would do a
1:06:50
Speaker 1: gold trim famillion Long Island Jeep, Long Island Lexus. Nothing said,
1:06:56
Speaker 1: your grocery store is doing well. I limited this check.
1:07:00
Speaker 2: Cashing stores and the brothers are doing gangbusters.
1:07:05
Speaker 1: Nothing said to immigrant parents really paid.
1:07:07
Speaker 2: Off once we started selling phone cards. I could buy
1:07:09
Speaker 2: this jeep Cherokee Limited two years old.
1:07:12
Speaker 1: But it's stone new to me. You know, it's all lease.
1:07:17
Speaker 6: Oh there it is dandy and condor.
1:07:20
Speaker 1: It's a big bird man. I learned about something this weekend.
1:07:24
Speaker 6: Speaking about animals and fish.
1:07:26
Speaker 1: There's a there's a fish that looks like a rock.
1:07:29
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, rock fish. No, this thing doesn't move.
1:07:32
Speaker 1: Well, it moves, but it stays like dorm again, pretty
1:07:36
Speaker 1: much stays where. Nope, not the stone fish. Let's see
1:07:41
Speaker 1: fish that looks.
1:07:41
Speaker 8: Like ros not a rock fish, though it was impossible
1:07:45
Speaker 8: to google what he's saying.
1:07:49
Speaker 18: The most venomous fish looks like a rock. He's lying, Bobby,
1:07:59
Speaker 18: I'll have to bring it in tomorrow.
1:08:00
Speaker 1: Wait, it might be that.
1:08:05
Speaker 2: Oh that's so funny.
1:08:06
Speaker 1: He's an angler fish. It doesn't move. That's it. Look
1:08:13
Speaker 1: at the face literally wherever it is born, that's it.
1:08:17
Speaker 1: He like a rock with a mouth. Come on, motherfuckers,
1:08:21
Speaker 1: did you cook it up? I could look up a
1:08:23
Speaker 1: rock fish though, when he's fished and he makes that
1:08:25
Speaker 1: make it taste good?
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Speaker 7: Yes, I probably should have wrote this down. Huh from
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Speaker 7: your head the show.
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Speaker 2: I saw fish. It looked like a rock.
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Speaker 1: Look it up. He thought it was more than enough
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Speaker 1: information to go.
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Speaker 6: All right, fish that doesn't move, we're getting closer.
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Speaker 1: Okay, let's called a dead fish.
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Speaker 2: Here come the zamboni. That's not what's gonna end.
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Speaker 1: I didn't even know if that's.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I can't believe the show is gonna end like this.
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Speaker 1: I didn't think we're gonna have a shame to talk
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Speaker 1: about this today.
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Speaker 7: The fish that doesn't move, Bourbon rock fish.
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Speaker 1: We really petered out of the show. It's like what
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Speaker 1: you guys heard about this fisher the rock? Oh fuck,
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Speaker 1: I wish the rock follow me on Twitter.
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Speaker 2: Jesus, we shot out of the gate. At least rock.
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Speaker 1: Fucking there's a lot of fish that don't move.
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Speaker 2: The show is that gonna? I can't believe.
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Speaker 1: We were doing so good, so good.
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Speaker 2: We had a three thousand dollars bottle of scot in
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Speaker 2: the first hour, and now we're talking about fish that
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Speaker 2: don't kill you. Yeah, Burban, we got tanks.
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Speaker 16: It looks like a rock.
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Speaker 2: You got fish that look like horses, horsey fish.
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Speaker 1: You want to talk about it? Yeah, it's not sculping.
1:10:04
Speaker 2: Stop it defends the show. Listen.
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Speaker 1: Give it up, man.
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Speaker 2: I want to see if has got his finger on
1:10:15
Speaker 2: that button. He can't wait, he wants, he wants hoping
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Speaker 2: against that. Jesus, why can I cue the music?
1:10:23
Speaker 1: Let me see if I liked the tweet. Look at Bobby,
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Speaker 1: you get and again about Mary.
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Speaker 13: This is the thing, Bobby, it's so it's fearful question.
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Speaker 13: Oh god, thanks Paul, Bourbon people too.
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Speaker 1: How about the Bourbon. Let's give another shout out to
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Speaker 1: these mother I don't give a funk about us unless
1:10:59
Speaker 1: I give a shout Yeah, Van.
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Speaker 19: Winkle Bourbon, Yeah, Bourbon's looking for the fish.
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Speaker 1: Rocks, fucking fish.
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Speaker 2: Tank, Jesus for your tank.
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Speaker 1: Give it up, man. You lied, You just say you lie.
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Speaker 6: You lie on the fish doesn't.
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Speaker 2: Don't.
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Speaker 1: They take the shell from another animal and that's the
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Speaker 1: shell hermit crab sucking pieces like Vikings.
1:11:34
Speaker 2: You know, Vikings invented shitting on the chest.
1:11:37
Speaker 1: Like like you know, like what you said, you know
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Speaker 1: places then golden piece of history, the.
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Speaker 15: Tour in Norway, the Viking Museum, And he didn't. He
1:11:46
Speaker 15: said that they that's what they used to do to
1:11:47
Speaker 15: like to like really just fucking embarrass their enemies.
1:11:50
Speaker 2: They would like hold it.
1:11:51
Speaker 15: They would like kill, like have a knife sword to
1:11:54
Speaker 15: your throat and then put your wife down in raper
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Speaker 15: and then ship on her chest and then kill you.
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Speaker 15: So the last thing I see was somebody shitting like
1:12:00
Speaker 15: to put fear in there? How crazy is that?
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Speaker 11: Hit?
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Speaker 1: The music that would because.
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Speaker 8: God, damn, I mean my rubbing into your face? Yeah,
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Speaker 8: talk about sour grapes when you win?
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Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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Speaker 1: Dude? Fish looks like a rock here it is, I
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Speaker 1: swear to god. Yeah the music the piota less looks
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Speaker 1: like a rock.
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Speaker 2: One is like a fruit taste like ship look spelling
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Speaker 2: that come on?
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Speaker 16: Put that in fast?
1:12:34
Speaker 2: What is it?
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Speaker 16: Kenny podcast?
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Speaker 1: Spell it p y P? Why idea? You are a?
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Speaker 2: You are a? What you there it is?
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Speaker 8: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh he's clicking the wrong one. It was the
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Speaker 1: one right above that you animal there it is pau
1:13:00
Speaker 1: is the fish? Yes, it looks like a geo chimney,
1:13:03
Speaker 1: almost talking like a geo.
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Speaker 2: There you go, that's what you were looking for.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, look it's weird. You can make it taste cud.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there dress to bees.
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Speaker 1: No, you can't make that. Taste recipes.
1:13:14
Speaker 2: I bet you there's a recipe.
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Speaker 1: Yes, sir, Yes, sir, that's man. Get it right. The
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Speaker 1: Hopie Radio show.
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Speaker 2: He is now