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SWITCHING AND SESSIONS AND SCENES · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's Dungeon.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia. And you know my Co host, it's
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the Barbie. She she even does the wave like
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nobody can see you, Barbie. Nobody.
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But when you say hi, you have to wave.
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Really. Fast.
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We're we're not recording yet. They will be getting a visual
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very very soon. Now I gotta start looking cute
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when we film. Yes, you.
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You won't be having your shirt on that, says big fat goth.
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I'll wear my normal clothes that don't make me look homeless I
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guess. You guys, I suppose I'm.
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Just going to wear a banana costume every episode.
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They're just going what the fuck is happening?
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Right, you dress as a banana, I'll dress as an orange.
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We'll be the fruity bitches. It's so stupid.
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It is stupid. That's why it was funny.
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All right, so I have to do a shout out for Tony.
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I love Tony, and I told Tony that when I go up to Vermont in
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October, I've told people along the way, hey, they can come in.
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They can stop and see us, not you and I.
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But you know, I'll make a stop for them.
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I'll see them. And I told Tony, I said, hey,
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I'll meet you in Albany and we can have a coffee together.
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And if you're feeling extra submissive, I will go and take
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your coffee into the bathroom and TT in your OH.
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My God. So he can have a little TT of
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Mia Oh. My God.
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He would love a little piss play.
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I'm sure he would love it. Just I just imagining you
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carrying the little cup into the bathroom and then having to like
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it's. Casual.
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We'll be at a coffee shop. Would it be mixed in with his
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coffee at least? Or just Oh yeah.
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No, no, no, it'd be mixed in with his coffee.
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I'm taking his coffee cup, OK? Obviously, yeah, I'm not going.
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To share my, you know, macchiato or whatever the fuck I'm going
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to drink, you know? I'm not a coffee person, you
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know I. Wasn't I didn't start drinking
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coffee until I was, you know, 43.
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Yeah, I tried to avoid caffeine, but when I do go get coffee, I
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get one of those like really girly drinks.
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Oh yeah, 'cause. I'm a basic bitch at heart.
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Well, you know, I always like the mom and pop coffee shops
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around us. So you can pay $12.00 instead of
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four look. Bitch so I can get higher
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quality besides the fake shit. No, I'm just kidding.
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I like real whipped cream, you know?
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But anywho, yeah, Creme brulee, you have to try that.
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I can't even spell that word. OK.
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Sweet Jesus. OK, all right.
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So anyway, so Tony wrote me. Hi Tony.
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I think Barbie really cracks herself up.
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I do. I think I'm the funniest person
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on earth. Oh my God, you're totally the
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funniest, right? All right, so Mistress, I was on
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vacation last week so I missed all the episodes, but I'm I'm
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back at work today and I love playing cat shop.
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I'm absolutely loving you and Barbie together.
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Thank you. Isn't that nice?
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I start the new job next week, so then I'll have a better idea
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of what my schedule be like going forward.
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Talking about piss. I've never done anything with
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piss before, but I'd be willing to try some coffee and piss for
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you, Mistress. Aw, Tony.
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He wants to drink your piss coffee.
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How sweet. Is I love you, Tony?
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Yeah, Tony is a sexy motherfucker too.
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Is he? He is.
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He is really sexy. So then my favorite couple that
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comes to the party is one of my favorite couples because we've
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got a lot of favorite couples. Every couple is our favorite
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couple. Not all of them.
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Some of them are motherfuckers, but.
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I got a DM about piss today so we can we can circle back to
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that. Ohh you wanna you wanna go ahead
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and tell me that we. Can, but we can I can tell it
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after your story. Alright, 'cause we don't have to
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go in order. Alright, OK, that's true.
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We don't. Hey Mia, sounds like the party
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went well. I hate we missed it.
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Looking forward to seeing you all soon.
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I have a suggestion for a podcast episode as it's
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something that we struggle with and would love some advice on.
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I'm sure there are other people who would find it helpful too.
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Now they have told me that in their arrangement, they're both
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kind of switch, but she's found herself that she's become more
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dominant. And you know, when I met them, I
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could tell, you know, who really was a Dom sub in the situation.
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And he's very submissive. And what was funny was I
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immediately when they came down after this last party, they came
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over the next day just to like, visit.
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And, you know, at this point, we're in the sunlight, we're in
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the daytime, we're by the pool. And he immediately goes down.
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He just glances at my feet real quick.
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And I was like, pervert, you little subway.
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Yeah, pervert, Why you looking at my toes, you dirty fucker?
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But you know, he does that clearly because he likes feet.
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And he didn't realize I caught him and in the conversation I
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said look, I already know you like feet.
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I got you looking at my feet. But anyway, I thought it was
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funny, but the question she asked me was how to incorporate
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kink into daily life. When regular vanilla life is
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creating resistance such as work schedule, kids, family, limited
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times for scenes, etcetera, the dynamic has transitioned from
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switching to my husband being more submissive and myself being
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more dominant. I especially struggle with
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keeping my dominant side active and using it.
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I'm still a switch occasionally, but it doesn't fit well into our
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dynamic anymore as I don't crave to be submissive very often.
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We're trying to transition into this new dynamic and can keep it
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going for about a week and then it just seems to fizzle out for
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a while until something sparks interests again.
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Yeah, she said. I hope that makes sense.
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Yeah, it does. So you can give your take on it
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if you like and then I'll throw my 2.
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Cents I'm trying to think like, you know, incorporating it into
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your everyday life, especially like when there's like other
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people around that you can't necessarily know, like have no,
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you do things. You can always wear things
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people can't see, you know what I mean?
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Like he can always wear something small, like a little
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lock around his like, you know, neck or something, and you have
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the key or even like if you wanted to be crazy, he could
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even be somewhat caged and you can cold as key and he can go to
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work with that fucking cage on and you can have that key with
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you and you can send him little pictures of it during the day.
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Be like have your key, like stuff like that.
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Or you know, you can wear sexy underwear or make him wear shit
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you know. Yeah, how about making him wear
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panties? That's.
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What I'm saying make him wear panties.
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Yeah, make him wear a little bralette or something like that.
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Yeah, right. You can even write like your
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name on his back and when he goes to work, like his name's on
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there. I mean, your name's on there.
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So you know like you claim him like property of so and so.
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Right, right. Even with like Sharpie put it
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over the top. Put it on his thighs, and every
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time he, like, goes to the bathroom, he can see it, you
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know? Yeah, Something fun like that.
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Yeah. You can get him a little
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matching like chain bracelets that aren't that are very
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discreet but he'll know what they.
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Are you know exactly? There's there's plenty of like
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discreet things you can do to keep it going and also y'all can
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text each other and be kinky during the day.
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So what? The.
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Fuck are you doing? Sorry, we have Charles in the
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corner doing charades. He didn't want a mic, but now he
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wants to put in his input and now he's in the corner waving
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his arms. We gave him a, We gave him the
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option for a. Mic and he said no.
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He just wanted to listen and say I said write it on his pubis,
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and you're doing the little motion there like you cross your
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belly. So Charles, what would you have
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her write on? On his belly?
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Yeah. OK.
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Yeah, yeah, right. It's sexy.
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Yeah, stuff like that or like they typically you see like more
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girls wearing it because girls wear more necklaces, but they
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even make really discreet like collar type necklaces that like
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you can wear out. Like I know there's some like
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Infinity collars that you only know it's a collar if you know
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like kink, everybody else will just think it's a necklace.
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You know, you can always do stuff like that too.
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And then, you know, text each other, be a little kinky over
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text, you know, that's kind of fun as well.
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Yeah, You know, I think that those are all really good tips.
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I think, you know, if you want to take it up the next level,
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you know, on a Friday night, fucking drug his ass and the
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next morning he's chained to the bed.
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The next level, Mia said. Take it to the next level and
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skip like 8 levels we went from. Maybe wear a pair of panties to
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get roofied. A little Benadryl goes a long
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way, little Zana. Remind me?
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Not to accept drinks from you. I'll wake up in the slave box.
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I can't leave now, bitch. But you know, it's I'm joking
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aside, but I'm really not. I am here of my own free will, I
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promise. You know, my husband and I had
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that dynamic. You know, I've also I always.
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Like drugging him I. Have drugged him once before.
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CNC kind of it was. Fun.
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He wanted it. We we planned it.
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Ahead of time. Randomly.
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I'd hope so. He told me that was his fantasy,
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and that's what. Happened.
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I feel like that's kind of similar to people who are in the
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kidnapping. Abduction, it was, you know, it
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was an adult and yes, I've done that before, but it was, you
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know, it was a fun scene. That's what they wanted.
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So, Charles, is there a way that I fucked with you that it's kind
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of like a mind fuck Jesus, like Barbie's giving you the mic and.
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I'm trying to point it at him from across the road like here
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boy. Get up and talk into microphone.
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Yeah, You a little bit broken, weren't you?
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Broken down. And you know Charleston.
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That's so fucking funny. I was already broken when we
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met. What the fuck?
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Oh my God, it didn't. It did not take much work.
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Oh. God, you know what it?
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Was Charles is just like, you know, I'm 48 years old.
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I've been through so much shit. I have fucked so many women.
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It's kind of like I'm just going to program myself to.
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Like I'm just going to go sit in the corner, man.
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Do you need something while I'm out?
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But you know, I, it really just goes back to connection And I, I
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like the banana couple because they have such a cool energy
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about them and they're so sweet. You know, they grew up in a
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small town. They live in a small town.
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You know, they work for their families.
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And, you know, they said to switch it up a lot of times they
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would, you know, they would draw.
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I forget what they were doing. They were like drawing names or
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whatever what they were doing, whether it was a switch or Dom
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for that night or, you know, sub or Dom, yeah, they would switch
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it up. I don't remember what they said
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they did specifically, but ultimately she's so cute.
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She's talking about me. I'm just kidding.
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She's talking about her little dog.
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I got to take a picture of that, but but ultimately, you know,
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they're such a cool couple and their dynamic is just so sweet
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and and it's endearing because they want to make it special for
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one another, you know, and that's.
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Really, effort is the biggest thing in any relationship,
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especially in sex life, because anytime you hear about people,
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especially vanilla people's, like sex life issues, it can
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always seem like it'd be fixed if like one or both parties just
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put in more effort or even took the time to ask what the other
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person wants or like, you know, what they're interested in, you
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know? It's so cool that this couple is
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like actively searching for advice to make their sex life
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more appealing and to make it more fun for both of them.
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And the fact that they're exploring enough to even change
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the dynamic over time. Because I feel like sometimes
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people get so stuck in their one dynamic and they stop exploring
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'cause they just stay there and they get bored of it.
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But the fact that they're continuously exploring and
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evolving is like, really cool. Yeah, absolutely.
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You know, and the fact that, you know, programming his mind to be
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a submissive in a sense, you know, it's so new to to both of
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them that to me, I think that's, there's a lot of technique to
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that. Yeah.
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You know. Make him pack the lunches if
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that's what y'all do. Yeah, make him, make him make.
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Him be a little housemaid. Exactly.
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Make him do things that you know are so.
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Make him drop you off and pick you up from work, even if it's
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out of his way. Listen to Barbie like she's not
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even a serious relationship and man.
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She's hopping this shit out. That's great though.
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Those are fabulous ideas. Make your husband your servant.
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I'm just kidding. Yeah, you know what's really
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funny is, you know, I'll tell my husband, you know, just random
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shit. And he's like, really?
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Is there anything else I can do? I'm like, oh, abso fucking
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lutely. Here, let me give you a list,
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little bitch. You mean my houseboy?
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Shut the fuck up. You know, he'll sometimes he'll
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kind of step back and of course it's after he has an orgasm, you
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know, the same day. And I'm like, you remember how
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privileged you were that I fucked you?
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You remember how privileged you were that I put you in the back
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bed or tied you up? You remember these things, then
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he it just clicks on him very, very quickly, like.
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Oh, see, I do that with my guy friends, but they don't get
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anything from me. Yeah, I'm just, I'll call them
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and I'll be like, hey, I have to put something up, can you come
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over and do that? And they'll just be like, yeah,
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sure. I'm just like, OK, cool.
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So I love having people like that.
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My big suggestion is tease and denial.
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Don't let him come. Yeah, yeah, don't let him come.
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Let him be submissive. It's also so much fun.
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It is. It is right.
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It is. It's fun for both parties
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because you know you feel desired because he wants you and
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then he feels he wants you because you know he wants you.
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And that's just, it's just such a fun dynamic.
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It's so cool. I feel like there's like a
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million things you could do with it.
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Some control the fucking orgasms, you know, make him
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right before he comes. Let him know this is a fucking
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privilege. And you know, I keep wanting to
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call her by her name, and I'm not going to say her name, but
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Miss Banana, you need to control every fucking aspect of his life
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and you need to make little parts of his life miserable at
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times. Charles laughs, and he knows
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that I'm right. You know, it's winter time.
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Make him wear those fucking stockings under his pants.
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You know do. Things like I said, a cage.
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There you go, you can. Buy the non like insane cages
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that are just slightly uncomfortable you know?
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Absolutely. But that that's kind of a lot of
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guys think that's being as hot, like getting caged and you
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having the key. 100 percent, 100%.
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So now, yes, tell us what you're going to tell us about the piss
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play. Oh, it wasn't a big story, but I
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posted a picture on fat like I think last night actually.
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And it was me and two friends. And obviously if you listen to
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the podcast, you know, we're all Goths and we had our crazy
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makeup on. And I said something like, it
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was a really stupid caption. I was drinking wine and I said
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hot Goths near you looking for someone to sacrifice.
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I saw that I commented on it. And I'll pull it up.
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So I got I got a few DMS over it, but I will say I'll start
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with the PIS one, then I'll go to the other one.
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But you. You all look dynamite in it.
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Thank you really. Did I?
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I'm 98% sure this person has messaged me before but I can't
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remember. But they said can I set up a
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session with the three goth goddesses.
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Mind you, my two friends do not like, they're not dominatrixes
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or anything. They're just there where you
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kick me, beat me with belts and whips and I drink all of your
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golden showers. I was like, well, that's a lot.
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That's a lot. But you know what, Barbie and I
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will do that. Mia will do that.
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Oh, do you still have a problem with being?
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I don't know. I haven't done it yet.
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We'll see how I feel later. You know I was going.
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To it's so hit or miss for me to tell if I'm going to be OK with
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it or not. Depends on the day and then this
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guy. Depends on the day I love.
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It this guy is a Dom and his profile talks about how dominant
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he is and then the message title is will you hurt me?
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And then the message is, I have a need to release a part of my
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soul that I don't want anymore. A good feel.
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Can you stop I'm talking please now I'm going to start over
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please. This Dom messaged me going will
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you hurt me? I have a need to release a part
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of my soul that I don't want anymore and a good female Dom is
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my best solution. Please dominate me Mistress.
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Why are you listed as a Dom? List yourself as a sweat.
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Oh, girlfriend. If you're going to be in my DMS,
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will you hurt me? Stand the fuck up.
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No, she, no, I'm just kidding. I'm being mean 'cause I think
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it's funny. Oh, it is hilarious.
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Oh, it's it's since we're doing DMSI got this DM from this girl.
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And the way it was worded, it sounded like someone was running
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the account for her. Like listen how she worded it.
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I wanted to ask if you're looking for a sub of any kind.
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Here's my and then they said here's blank stats.
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I'm not gonna say her name, but it's written in third person.
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And then she goes height 54 weight 150 I she likes loving,
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caring, but is most importantly wants to be dominated, loves
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meteorology, nature and long walks sexuality, pansexual.
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But I would so I responded and I don't usually respond to people,
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but I'm so curious because the profile is also worded like this
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is ran by somebody. They're like if you're
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interested in any of the slaves like something like what the
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fuck is this? So I respond being like, hey,
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thanks for the message. Who am I talking to?
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Like, is she running this account?
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And then she's like, oh, yeah, I run this account.
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I was just trying to be quirky. And I was like, well, girl, I
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thought I was talking to like, a vending machine or something.
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I had no clue what was happening there.
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I thought someone was trying to sell me something.
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I got scared. Girlfriend, she wrote.
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Me too. Did she really?
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She did same thing. She did, yeah, but I have her
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number and I exchanged text messages with her.
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She's. Cute.
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I'm not judging. Her, but the message Beautiful.
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The message threw me off hard because of how it's written.
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Here's her stats. Like we're talking about like a
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third party. And I was like.
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Well, you know, here's the thing.
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And you know, a lot of trans people do this.
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Yeah, they'll say transfer. Contacts they'll say I have, I
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have my dead name and a lot of times they'll talk about
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themselves in third person with yeah.
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Because their profile was like so and so's back and I, I was
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just, well, I mainly asked because I wanted to make sure I
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wasn't speaking to an existing dynamic.
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Yeah. Because I do like that kind of
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stuff. Disclosed.
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Yeah. Because it's fine if your
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partner runs your FET and like goes to and talks to people for
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you. That's fine.
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That is a big part of people's dynamics.
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Yes, I need to know because I don't.
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Because if I'm think I'm talking to her but in real life I'm
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talking to her boyfriend or her girlfriend.
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Like I need to know who I'm speaking with.
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That was actually something I asked her to.
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I didn't say that, but I said So what dynamic would or what part
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would your girlfriend be playing?
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Yeah, there was something about the girlfriend in there and I
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think I just got confused by it all, but she was really sweet.
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I haven't responded to her again just because I haven't thought
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of anything, but is she like interested in booking or was she
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just looking for? She's actually looking for a
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lifestyle fun, like friends, you know, play.
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I wouldn't mind. I was going to message her
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because I don't really play with people I don't know.
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And I was going to tell her like, hey, I mean, if you want
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to come to the parties and you we want to get to know each
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other over time, we can consider that.
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Because I really, I don't play with strangers.
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I'm pretty consistent about that too.
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Yeah, You know, she's mid 20s. She's a college student and her
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girlfriend is actually in another state in college, and
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she doesn't drive. She said she grew up in a very
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strict home. I said, oh honey, I will teach
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you how to drive. It's a trans girl that's sad
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and. It's that's crazy.
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Well, maybe we can scoop her up, bring her to some party.
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That's what I said. Look, see.
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Yeah, we want to bring her in the.
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Fold. Well, yeah, and, and my whole
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thing about not playing with like random people, it's just a
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personal preference. Oh no, that's fine.
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I I told her that I'm more than happy to do like a BDSM scene
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with. Her Oh yeah, I'll do normal
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stuff with her, but I don't get into like those true lifestyle
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dynamic stuff until I'm like close her friends with somebody.
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She sent me a hot little. Video she asked me if I wanted
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some and I'll this should I say yes and you did right?
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I didn't. I haven't responded yet.
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You got to She sent me. One I don't pay.
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For that. I don't pay for fat.
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No, no, no, no. Oh, it was a text message.
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She sent it to me. I gave her my phone number, OK.
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Cool. Yeah, she sent me a little booty
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bump. You know, little little booty
22:04
bounce. Yeah, there was nothing wrong
22:05
with what she sent. It just confused me.
22:07
Well, I told, I told her that my sub boy, my little foot boy over
22:12
here would want to hit that. I think about 58% of everyone at
22:18
your party would hit that. Yeah, say 80%, quite truthfully.
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I mean a hot blonde girl like walks in.
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Yeah, and. We're going to beat off people
22:28
with a stick. And her words were yeah.
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Especially she's like you want pics and videos on my girl.
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Yeah, her words were. I've got enough cake to go
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around. I bet she does.
22:38
I bet she does, right? She, sure enough, does OK.
22:41
Maybe she'll enjoy the glory hole then.
22:45
Naughty, naughty. I love that.
22:48
That'd be some hot videos. We got to, we got to set that.
22:51
She want to be in the girl on girl section.
22:52
Throw a little Dick in the neck. Right, yeah, she said.
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She's pansexual. They like Charles is rubbing his
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hands like I need a good blowjob.
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And pansexuals like everybody too.
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Right, they're down to clown. More down than the bisexuals.
23:12
Absolutely. I always joke that pansexuals
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and bisexuals are the same thing.
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You just pick whatever flag you like better.
23:20
They're they're basically the same thing.
23:24
Yeah. Pansexuality kind of came around
23:28
back in the day when people still thought bisexuality didn't
23:31
include trans people. But now bisexuality has and
23:34
always will, like, include transsexual people.
23:38
So now they're basically the same thing.
23:39
I think there's very small differences, but the, the Venn
23:43
diagram of some of the sexualities overlap so hard.
23:46
So it's kind of down to like what you just want to identify
23:49
as. Yeah.
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That's why I always joke. You just pick whatever color
23:52
flag you like the best because it all it's so.
23:55
True because it's so true. I'm a little buy bracelet.
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That's hilarious. I love it.
24:02
So there was a question that Charles had and and we were
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talking about this and he's like, what would you consider a
24:09
body count? Would it be penetration?
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Would it just be oral? You know, would it be if it's,
24:15
you know, actual intercourse, would it be, you know, full of
24:19
penetration? Would you consider?
24:21
I feel like I feel like whatever, I guess, like then
24:25
like if you go into like, oh, penetration within lesbians, I
24:29
feel like specifically with like girl on girl or like femme on
24:32
femme sex. If you're both like eating each
24:34
other out to like completion, y'all both been inside each
24:37
other, whether with implements with your fingers, like I count
24:41
that as sex. Like if you're both giving each
24:43
other like oral and you're fully naked and it's a bunch of stuff
24:46
happening like that's sex. Like I feel like it's not
24:49
classified the same as like, you know, a boy and girl having sex
24:53
because there's penetration or like two guys.
24:56
So it's a little different, but I that's how I would count it.
24:58
You know what I mean? Like if someone folks with a
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strap like a girl, that's sex. That's just how girls have sex.
25:04
You know what? I.
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Mean. Yeah, Yeah.
25:06
That's how I feel about. It I think you said earlier,
25:08
rubbing bits together. Yeah, if your bits touch, that's
25:11
sex. Yeah, bumping uglies.
25:13
That's why they call it that. Well, Charles, I think your
25:16
numbers just went up. Specifically with like if
25:21
there's two people with vaginas, I that's that's my rule for if
25:25
you slept with them. Yeah, like scissoring.
25:27
It's it's sad. You know, a lot of my lesbian
25:30
friends have told me scissoring just does not work.
25:33
I've never tried it but they say it's a lot of work and that it's
25:38
mostly like show and I'm like Makes for good videos I guess.
25:43
Well, you know, I think it would be really cool if they had like
25:46
a like a double headed dildo doing the scissoring I mean.
25:49
That like they make these grinding pads now, like for
25:53
masturbation that you can like strap to a pillow.
25:56
I wonder if you could put something like that in there.
25:58
That'd be really cool. Have you ever scissored anybody,
26:01
Mia? Oh, absolutely.
26:03
Really. Oh yeah.
26:04
Did it work for you? No.
26:06
No, now it was more or less we're rubbing each others clits,
26:10
so yeah. Yeah, it's like you could do
26:12
that easier with your. Hands.
26:13
Exactly. Exactly.
26:15
I think more just the the ceremony of it is what was high,
26:18
you know? Whenever I would get involved
26:20
with a woman, for some reason I always got, you know, beautiful
26:23
black women because I love black women.
26:25
But they were all fucking pillow princesses.
26:29
Yeah, I don't like. Pillow princesses.
26:31
Yeah, so many of them were and. And they acted just like dudes.
26:35
It was like after that orgasm, it's like, yeah, OK, I'm done.
26:40
Yeah, I, I like, I like people who put an effort.
26:43
So like if I'm putting an effort, you put an effort.
26:46
But we were just doing like the Tinder thing, you know, It was a
26:49
hit at our, you know. Those are the kind of girls that
26:51
need the like the touch me knots.
26:53
You know what I mean? That I told you about.
26:55
Yeah, yeah. I've noticed like girls who are
26:57
used to like masculine lesbians are like that.
27:00
Like girls who are used to dating like real Butch girls and
27:03
stuff Like they, they kind of fall into that little bit of a
27:06
gender role where the Butch usually doesn't like getting
27:09
touched and but the femme does. So it kind of ends up being like
27:13
pillow Princess territory. But I've also never understood
27:15
the appeal of being a pillow Princess.
27:19
Yeah, I don't know. But you know, when you're
27:21
describing it like that, I was more or less the Butch in the
27:23
relationship. Well, I've had hookup, like not
27:27
hookups, but I've had times where I've like slept with like
27:30
one of my partners and like, I was more of a pillow Princess
27:33
just like, but like not all the time.
27:35
Like there'd be like sometimes I'm like, I'm just gonna lay
27:37
here, bitch. You do whatever you need to do.
27:39
I'm tired. But like, I couldn't imagine
27:42
being like that every time. Like just get bored.
27:45
Yeah, it get it get really monotonous.
27:48
It makes me feel like they don't like sex.
27:49
Yeah, like, I don't know, I I was involved with someone and he
27:55
would always like to see me with other women.
27:57
Well, we had a long distance relationship.
27:59
A cook a bit. Yeah, he was very much a cock.
28:02
So I would record, you know, my relations with men and women and
28:06
that kind of thing. But yeah, yeah.
28:10
He loved that shit and it was fun.
28:12
But eventually I was just like, yeah, you know, women are great.
28:15
And I consider myself a little bi.
28:17
Yeah, maybe a little pan, however you want to describe it,
28:19
you know? But ultimately, you want some of
28:22
that Dick. Yeah.
28:23
You know well. You can have a genital
28:26
preference and still be bisexual.
28:28
Exactly you can. And I tell people that all the
28:30
time because I do I, I prefer like Dick, honestly.
28:35
I was gonna say, you know, when it comes to oral though, I
28:37
always like to feel a man's face versus a woman's.
28:41
Yeah. It's bit of the.
28:43
But the power thing? For me, maybe so.
28:45
I think I like when I think I like when men go down on me a
28:48
bit more, not because men are quote, UN quote better at it,
28:51
but because it's it's it feels more powerful.
28:53
Like, yeah, get down there, bitch with a girl.
28:55
I'm like, oh, sorry, Ally. You know, one of my friends from
29:01
school that we we were close friends for the longest time
29:05
after I got married, for some reason she thought it would be
29:07
cool to come in my bathroom. I was taking a shower and like
29:10
basically try to molest me in the shower.
29:12
After you got married or after? After I got married and I was
29:16
like, no, and she's just straight up stripper and I
29:18
really love her and care about her, but I just wasn't down with
29:22
that, you know? Yeah.
29:24
It's just not fun. I don't.
29:25
It's not I, I will say like, you know, girls, I think maybe
29:31
because I've, I've always been like, queer in some sense.
29:34
I never understood it, but I never understood straight girls
29:37
who basically, like, are all over each other.
29:40
It's literally insane. Like, I used to know straight
29:42
girls that would, like, cuddle naked when they slept, like out
29:46
of each other's house. I'm like, oh, we're just
29:47
friends. Or like they would change in
29:49
front of each other and just be naked and grab each other's
29:51
tits. And I'm like, Oh my God.
29:53
Maybe I think of it differently because I'm actually attracted
29:56
to women. So it means something if I'm
29:59
like, engaging with. Yeah.
30:01
But I always thought that was so weird.
30:03
And I'm always like, I feel like they're closeted.
30:05
Because yeah. What like I knew girls who would
30:08
full on and make out with their best friends the second alcohol
30:11
touched their bloodstream. And I'm like, you are bisexual.
30:15
Like just I've said this a million Times Now.
30:18
The world would be a better place if people just admitted
30:20
they were bisexual, but I don't. I've never been a fan of like
30:24
unwanted touch, even from like my girlfriends and stuff.
30:27
Like I never liked when girls would smack my butt or like grab
30:32
at my butt or sit on my lap or hang off of me like some of my
30:36
really close friends. I don't mind like cuddling for
30:40
watching a movie, but not like intense spoon like romantic
30:44
cuddling. It's more like I have my arm
30:46
around you and I have my head on you.
30:48
Like, just like friendly stuff. Friendly stuff.
30:50
I've never. I had a girl in high school once
30:52
run up behind me and smack me on the ass and it triggered such a
30:56
primal fight or flight in me. I was like, you are so lucky I
31:00
saw who you were because I almost freaked out on you
31:03
because. Yeah.
31:04
For me, it feels it's the same if a man does it.
31:07
Yeah, like it. Even in the club.
31:09
Like if a girl's like trying to be nice and she, like, touches
31:11
me, it feels the same as if a man did it.
31:14
And I'm like, you got it. You cannot touch me like that.
31:16
And I'm not allowed to act the same.
31:18
Yeah, because, oh, it's a girl. Girl.
31:20
Gay men do it too. Well, I hate when gay men touch.
31:22
Me, I hate that. Yeah, oh, I just don't like
31:25
don't touch strangers. Let's fun fact PSA don't touch
31:29
strangers. So true.
31:32
I think we're going to end it on that now.
31:35
So informative. So if there's topics that you as
31:40
our listeners want to listen to and what Barbie and I would
31:43
discuss, let's get down to it, yeah.
31:45
We'll do it. Feel free to send us the
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What's your Fetlife name? Oh, Mistress Mia Ray.
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There you go. Feel free to cuss us out there.
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OK, all right bitches. Until then, may all your
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fantasies become. Reality.