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As the Pit Burns: The Israelites are Coming! · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  Sit back and enjoy the show, Damon.
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  I'm calling it Desert Storm. The Israelites are gonna wish
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  they never left Egypt. Yeah, that's what you said right
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  before Pharaoh and his army drowned in the Red Sea.
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  Oh, be quiet. Who asked you?
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  Besides, there's no Red Sea around this time.
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  The Amalekites are sure to defeat these miserable,
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  complaining slaves. Ex Slaves.
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  Whatever, look at them. They don't stand a chance in
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  battle against the Amalekites. They're a bunch of oozers.
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  Wait, who is this guy holding his stick in the air?
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  Hey, come on, old man. I can't see a thing down in
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  front. Have a seat.
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  The Israelites are starting to win boss.
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  At least get the stick out of the way, fella.
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  For crying out loud, I can't see you believe this guy.
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  Master, Master, it's Moses. Where's Moses?
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  I don't see Moses anywhere. Holy Moses.
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  Hello. It's him right in front of me.
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  What's he doing? Here, he's obviously rooting for
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  Israel. Hey, isn't that the same stick
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  he used to part the Red Sea? So what if it is?
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  Well, maybe it's magic or something.
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  Don't be ridiculous. God doesn't need magic, he uses
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  miracles. Well, it's just that the
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  Amalekites were winning until Moses raised that stick in the
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  air. What?
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  Wait a minute. Quick.
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  You get that arm, I'll get this one.
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  We'll make his arms tired. Pull.
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  Go get. Put it down.
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  You go. Oh, come on, old man.
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  It's working. Damon, Look.
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  The Amalekites are winning again.
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  That's right, we have to keep his arms down just a little bit
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  longer while the Amalekites finish off the Israelites once
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  and for all. Look at them, go and the winner
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  is. Who are those two guys coming
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  this way? Oh, that's Aaron in her what?
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  Do they want? Hey, thanks guys.
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  My arms suddenly got very heavy and I couldn't keep them up any
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  longer. Come on over here Moses, and
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  have a seat. Her and I will hold up your.
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  Arms her. Don't you mean him?
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  Her is my name, Sir. I'm the son of She the
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  Bricklayer. Oh.
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  I've heard of your father. He's a good man.
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  I told you to keep his arms down your pip squeak.
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  Don't get mad at me, you didn't do any better than I did.
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  Is that right? I'll show you better.
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  That's better. Celebration time.
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  Come on, let's celebrate. It's going to be a party.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Moses is finally dead.
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  The Israelites are finished. They'll never make it to the
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  promised land without a leader. Just think how easy it's going
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  to be to make them stop doing the will of God.
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  I wouldn't get too confident, Master.
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  You know how God is. God smart.
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  Don't you remember how quickly I got those Hebrews to make the
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  golden calf and worship it while the mighty Moses was away?
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  They were really worshipping me, you know.
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  Don't you think God put Joshua in charge so the Israelites will
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  make it to the Promised Land? God's pretty smart, you know.
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  Oh yeah, What are we going to do about Joshua?
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  I don't know, but we better do it fast.
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  He's headed to Jericho. Jericho.
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  That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.
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  There's a giant wall around that city.
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  All they have to do is lock the gates.
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  There's no way in. There was no way through the Red
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  Sea either, remember? You're right.
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  Get up there and see what's going on.
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  I want a full report. Yes, Master.
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  Jericho's walls are thick. Not even the big bad Wolf can
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  blow them down. Why would God send a rookie like
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  Joshua to Jericho for his first mission?
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  There's no way he can succeed. Master, they're marching around
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  the city as we speak. They've been doing that for the
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  past six days. They March around one time each
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  day and then go back to their camp.
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  What? That's it.
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  That is going to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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  Joshua must have lost his mind. What are the people saying?
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  They're not saying anything. The pressure of replacing Moses
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  must have gotten to him. He's confused and doesn't know
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  what to do, so he's just keeping the army busy going in circles.
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  40 years of that and they'll all be dead.
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  What was that? I don't know, it felt like a
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  wall fell down or something. Wait here.
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  What did I say? What did I say?
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  A wall fell down. A wall fell down.
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  Oh no, Shirley Jericho's wall didn't fall down.
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  Jericho's wall fell down, No. Way.
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  From what I can gather they marched around the wall 7 times
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  today and on the 7th time they shouted and blew their trumpets.
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  Then the wall just fell flat. Well, what do you know, It's a
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  miracle. Would you hush up?
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  We have to find a way to stop Joshua.
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  If he's doing what God says, that's impossible.
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  Doing what God says brings success.
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  Well, what about if you do what I say?
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  I do. That's why I'm a failure like
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  you. Oh.
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  Yeah, well, fail this. There you go.
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  Take that. Start spreading the news.
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  We've beaten the Jews. I was a part of it.
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  I was. I was.
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  What is that awful sound? Are you saying my singing is
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  awful? Oh, no, Master, your singing is
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  wonderful. It must have been something
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  else. I I probably heard one of the
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  prisoners weeping and wailing and gnashing their teeth.
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  Yeah, that's what it was. That's exactly what it was.
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  You're a terrible liar. Now what do you want?
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  Well, you know that city I've been spying on?
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  I. You what?
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  I didn't say anything. Oh well, you know that city I've
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  been spying on? Yes, I.
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  You what? Nothing.
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  The name of the city is I. It's spelled AI and it's
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  pronounced I. That's where you've been spying.
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  Oh, I get it. Well, Joshua and all his
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  soldiers are on their way there. Great, that's perfect.
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  We just finished beating them. This time we'll finish them off.
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  I filled those Israelites with so much fear.
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  They won't last five minutes against the city of I.
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  That's why I'm here. Something's wrong.
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  They don't seem to be afraid anymore.
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  In fact, they're acting rather fearlessly.
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  That's why you're just a little demon and I'm the big boss.
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  Those guys are scared to death, which is exactly how they're
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  going to end up dead. Yeah, yeah, you're probably
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  right. They're all scared to death.
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  But there's one little thing that's bothering me about all
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  this, Master. What is it?
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  Well, I heard Joshua tell his men to not be afraid because God
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  had given them the city. He said what?
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  God had given them the city. He's Speaking of things that be,
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  not as though they are. Isn't that lying?
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  I didn't think God could lie. That's not lying.
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  That's. Fibbing.
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  No. Forgetting he forgot we just
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  beat them. No, it's faith.
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  Faith. Yes, faith overcomes fear.
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  They're believing and speaking God's Word.
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  That's exactly what they were doing on the way to what's that
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  city called me. I.
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  You. I.
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  The city is called I. That's right, God has already
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  given them the victory, hasn't he?
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  That's not fair, is it? I mean, the fight hasn't even
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  started and they've already won. Where did I go?
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  Wrong, huh? Where did I go wrong?
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  Well, it all started in heaven when you thought you were better
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  than God. I know that I'm talking about
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  Joshua and his men. They were so full of fear.
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  I had them beat. I had them beat.
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  I had them beat. He's really taking this hard.
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  But then fearless people are dangerous to the Kingdom of
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  darkness because they know God is on their side.