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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show July 22nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: I grabbed the friend and as I'm running back, they're
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  Speaker 1: paging my name.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's just a show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, welcome back, everybody. We'll get into the after.
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  Speaker 1: I was voicemails here in just a second. But I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to check in with Morgan because I saw in
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  Speaker 1: your social media.
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  Speaker 3: That you got.
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  Speaker 2: The remains.
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  Speaker 1: Uh they cremated remains from from your dog. Is there
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  Speaker 1: any kind of like a plan?
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  Speaker 4: What are you?
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing with that? Well?
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  Speaker 5: I guess I didn't really expect them to be so much.
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  Speaker 2: Quite large box, a huge box.
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  Speaker 1: I did like your post like Jeffrey unboxing video coming soon.
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  Speaker 5: Then I was like, ah too soon?
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  Speaker 6: No, that was awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I had to go pick it up at ups and
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  Speaker 7: I was expecting a small little box.
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  Speaker 2: It was a big dog.
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  Speaker 7: It was huge and likeway the dog was almost one
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  Speaker 7: seventy No, no.
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  Speaker 2: The like all said and done.
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  Speaker 7: Now, Oh, I don't know, I need to put it
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  Speaker 7: on my scale because it's a thick like wooden, really
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  Speaker 7: pretty box.
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  Speaker 5: But it is, like I would say, at least ten pounds.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, damn.
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  Speaker 1: So you're just gonna keep them in the in the box,
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  Speaker 1: not like kind of scattered in his favorite place or
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  Speaker 1: something like that.
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  Speaker 5: I thought about that, but keep it in the pod.
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  Speaker 1: Tell everybody about the thing that they sent. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: they sent like kind of weirded her out a little bit.
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  Speaker 7: They sent a pawprint, which was cute, like an ornament,
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  Speaker 7: but then they also did this stamp type thing where
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  Speaker 7: they took his nose, put it in ink and stamped
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  Speaker 7: a bunch of you know, little pieces of paper. Really
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  Speaker 7: cute and sweet. But all I can think about is
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  Speaker 7: how they took my dead dog and.
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  Speaker 5: A bunch of pieces.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't even think about that crafts projects.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't do the nose print thing with my dog,
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  Speaker 3: but they did do the paw in a piece of
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  Speaker 3: clay like a little yeah, saucer size, and I thought
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  Speaker 3: the same thing. Somehow the paws my dog and just
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  Speaker 3: pushed his foot up against the thing.
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  Speaker 7: Paw is normal to me, but the nose is weird
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  Speaker 7: and it was so huge, so like, how did y'all
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  Speaker 7: hold him?
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  Speaker 1: And it was also like, you know, knowing like when
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  Speaker 1: they did it.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of weird.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, yeah, that's a little strange.
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  Speaker 2: How are you doing, Okay, I'm good.
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  Speaker 5: I think I'm numb because I haven't like.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I cried yesterday obviously when I was unboxing him.
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  Speaker 7: But other than that, I feel really numb, which I
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  Speaker 7: think is good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's normal, right.
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I would take numb over, like can't function.
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  Speaker 6: Right, the horror of it is over, so now you
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  Speaker 6: can start. Yeah, coming out of the fog.
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  Speaker 5: Now now it's almost like a whoa, I had a dog.
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  Speaker 5: That was a thing. It just feels like not real.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm good, Yeah, well good. I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to check in with you. I saw that video yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was funny. Unboxing. Have an unboxing video,
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  Speaker 1: can I? It's very Morgan how to handle things you
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  Speaker 1: know with.
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  Speaker 3: With humor, suggests one unsolicited advice thing. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you've already done it or not, but what also
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  Speaker 3: helps in the cathartic phase that you're going through is
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  Speaker 3: to donate all his stuff to a shelter.
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  Speaker 8: Oh that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 7: I did that with the leftover food I had, but
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  Speaker 7: everything else it went straight. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if you can donate some of that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I kept as like collar, but like the leash, like
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  Speaker 7: I can't look at that. Yeah, it went straight to
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  Speaker 7: the trash.
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  Speaker 1: I do have some after hours voicemail speaking of getting
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  Speaker 1: help on things.
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  Speaker 9: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: This person wants to thank greg for helping for teaching them.
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  Speaker 4: This message is for Gregory. I would like to thank
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  Speaker 4: him for his advice and his courageousness. I got pulled
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  Speaker 4: over the other day for speeding going forty two and
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  Speaker 4: a thirty, and when the cop pulled me over, I
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  Speaker 4: controlled my deep breaths, I loosened up my white knuckles
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  Speaker 4: that I had on the steering wheel, and I got
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  Speaker 4: him the necessary documentation when it was requested by the
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  Speaker 4: police officer. He let me go with the warning. So
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  Speaker 4: I just want to give a shout out to mister
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  Speaker 4: Greg Gory for all of his years of dealing with
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  Speaker 4: comps and how to deal with him. I got super
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  Speaker 4: angry that got pulled over, especially right in front of
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  Speaker 4: my house, but I want to thank him for knowing
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  Speaker 4: how to handle the situation. We love Thanks Gregory. Bye.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're very well.
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  Speaker 8: Don't get Yeah, that's Greg's what greg would do.
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  Speaker 2: Just do the opposite. It's about the demeanor, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're back.
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  Speaker 2: When they come to the window, you don't know what
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  Speaker 2: do you need pig?
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  Speaker 8: Right after every he said, he says, what remember that time.
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  Speaker 3: As a group I was driving and we all got
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  Speaker 3: pulled over? Wait, this is a fun little fantasy.
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  Speaker 8: It's not fun with us.
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  Speaker 2: I did witness.
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  Speaker 10: Greg probably do not remember because you were kind of buzzed.
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  Speaker 10: But we were talking with a cop and you take
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  Speaker 10: call the pig as a joke. Yeah, yeah, because we're
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  Speaker 10: remember that thing that we went to, that bacon Fest.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was towards the
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  Speaker 2: end the we're cool. The cop is probably so hammered
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  Speaker 2: by he was.
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  Speaker 3: Remember I remember the name Baconfest. That's I remember.
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  Speaker 1: I remember a picture we took with a guy in
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  Speaker 1: like a like one of those mascot suits. Yeahup, group,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to say, all right, speaking of needing help,
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  Speaker 1: Sea Bass, this person needs your help with the situation.
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  Speaker 11: Hey Wood, you show, longtime listener, first time caller. I
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  Speaker 11: need your help because people keep letting their dogs poop
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  Speaker 11: all over the condos I live in, and no one
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  Speaker 11: cleans it up. The hi doesn't want to help me,
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  Speaker 11: and I'm turning to the cart narcs to help me
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  Speaker 11: defeat the poopetrators.
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  Speaker 12: So Seed beat. Do you have any advice or help.
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  Speaker 12: The only thing I can think of is cameras, but
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  Speaker 12: I don't know what kind or how many or what
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  Speaker 12: else should do. Definitely want to get a megaphone in
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  Speaker 12: a cool vest like you have, maybe a GoPro I
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  Speaker 12: to put on my chest.
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  Speaker 13: Uh yeah, well, like you mentioned, cameras are your best
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  Speaker 13: option there. People will point out that some some complexes
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  Speaker 13: will do DNA testing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, and done the dogs.
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  Speaker 8: But you obviously it's a private you sayizen are not
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  Speaker 8: going to have that enforcement.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just get an.
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  Speaker 13: LTE camera, something that has either a battery pack and
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  Speaker 13: like I said, lt because you want it to have
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  Speaker 13: its own cell connection unless you just happen to be
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  Speaker 13: close enough to some random Wi Fi that's open, which
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  Speaker 13: is unlikely. Uh yeah, and just it's find the most
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  Speaker 13: frequent area where dogs are crapping, set it up. Then
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  Speaker 13: you might and hopefully you'll you'll recognize that person and
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  Speaker 13: then you just smear it on their door.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, easy, simple, easy, easy, Yeah. Step one, step two,
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  Speaker 1: step three.
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  Speaker 13: You can stand up there with a GoPro, But then
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  Speaker 13: you gotta wait for just the right because yeah, trust me,
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  Speaker 13: dog poop narks has been a spinoff idea we've had
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  Speaker 13: for literally ten years now.
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  Speaker 8: But it's just so hard to catch in the act.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean in the aren't there legal challenges to
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  Speaker 1: the apartment complexes doing the DNA.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, I.
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  Speaker 2: Know my building that Yeah, you had to submit. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: but I know.
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  Speaker 1: But people were fighting that saying, you know, that's a
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  Speaker 1: violation of blah.
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  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah blah a dog. But you don't
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  Speaker 2: have to worry about it.
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  Speaker 3: If you just pick it up.
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  Speaker 2: This will be concrete proof and evidence that you are
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  Speaker 2: picking up after your dog. It's not me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: People will fight so hard. Yeah, just instead of just
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  Speaker 1: doing the simple easy returning the.
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  Speaker 2: Car, don't be that guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they rather fight about it. This person would like
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  Speaker 1: to thank you Gina grad All right, let's see after
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  Speaker 1: ours voicemail Gina.
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• 7:32
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• 7:37
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  Speaker 12: I love it.
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  Speaker 14: Lover So appreciate you, love you guys, Bye bye.
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  Speaker 2: So what is that one again?
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  Speaker 6: It's the one with Laura Owens. Okay, yeah, had faked
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  Speaker 6: all kinds of pregnancies. It's but it's really wild and
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  Speaker 6: it's ongoing. She's still being yes indicted. Yeah, it's crazy
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  Speaker 6: and the length people will go do to lie and
• 8:03
  Speaker 6: just be like, that's not me with a fake pregnant belly. Gods,
• 8:07
  Speaker 6: crazy woody woody woody.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, alright, so this cud, I'm gonna put this under
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  Speaker 1: the umbrella of a ted talk for the ladies.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, wait ladies, all right, ladies, let's see
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  Speaker 2: if you agree or disagree.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, uh it fellas too a roundabout way for you too.
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  Speaker 1: This is Ivy Lauren. She was Miss Arizona twenty twenty three,
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  Speaker 1: and let's see if you agree with what.
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  Speaker 2: She's saying here.
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  Speaker 15: A lot of times, as women, we overthink what it
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  Speaker 15: takes to land a good provider. Good men don't expect
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  Speaker 15: you to be a supermodel. Good men are actually pretty simple.
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  Speaker 1: One.
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  Speaker 15: I don't play games. I say what I want and
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  Speaker 15: what I don't want. I don't expect them to read
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  Speaker 15: my mind. I don't do little things where I drop hints.
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  Speaker 15: Number two, I don't withhold physical intimacy. I don't use
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  Speaker 15: it as like a bargaining tool. Physical intimacy is very
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  Speaker 15: very important for happy marriage.
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  Speaker 1: I love my man.
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  Speaker 15: I respect him. I want to give that to him often.
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  Speaker 15: Number three, I do not talk badly about my husband
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  Speaker 15: to other people. I build him up when he's around
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  Speaker 15: me and when he's not. I'm proud of who he
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  Speaker 15: is and a friends know that. Number four and I
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  Speaker 15: think this is the biggest one. I am pleasable. It
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  Speaker 15: is very very possible and easy for him to make
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  Speaker 15: me happy. Men love women who are willing to receive things.
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  Speaker 15: He gives me a compliment or anything, really, I receive
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  Speaker 15: it graciously. He says I look good. I don't go
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  Speaker 15: oh no, no, I don't. And number five, I'm grateful
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  Speaker 15: for him and I express it. The man works hard
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  Speaker 15: for our family and he deserves all the admiration in
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  Speaker 15: the entire world. I don't fall into the modern feminist
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  Speaker 15: mindsets of saying like this is the bare minimum. I
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  Speaker 15: deserve this. He should be doing this for me. That's
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  Speaker 15: silly and that's low caliber thinking. I recognize that not
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  Speaker 15: every woman has this, and I express to him often
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  Speaker 15: how happy I am about everything he does for us.
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  Speaker 1: I taken notes all that as a guy and listening
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: like that sounds really good. Nice, all this sounds great.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I agree with Yeah, And it's exactly you didn't
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  Speaker 6: disagree with everything you didn't not really, I mean, it
• 10:01
  Speaker 6: sounds like I'm assuming she doesn't work. Is that probably?
• 10:04
  Speaker 6: I have no idea, because she's you know, so much
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  Speaker 6: of it is how grateful she is for what he
• 10:08
  Speaker 6: does for the family, which if she's not working, I
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  Speaker 6: absolutely agree with. But yeah, everything else, I mean, I
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  Speaker 6: think she's right on, Like if you get a compliment,
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  Speaker 6: be like thank you, you know, like you don't have
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  Speaker 6: to not everything has to be dismissive.
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  Speaker 13: Women are always and you see this anytime you're out anywhere.
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  Speaker 13: Women are always mad at their man. And it's almost
• 10:28
  Speaker 13: never the other way around. They're always upset about him.
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  Speaker 13: I saw this for example, don't watch and there met
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  Speaker 13: and Greg.
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  Speaker 8: You've observed this from straight the straits.
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  Speaker 13: The lady is always she's always she started off holding
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  Speaker 13: something back because he's not doing this and not doing that,
• 10:45
  Speaker 13: like the guy, like rewards outside of married with children.
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  Speaker 13: I can't think of a real life example where the
• 10:50
  Speaker 13: guy's always bitching like the wio.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, she can't think it's.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's somewhat fashionable for women to dump on
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  Speaker 1: on their dudes, Like you know that he's the butt
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  Speaker 1: of the jokes, he's the you know, he's the dumb idiot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: True, But don't you think it goes both ways? Like oh,
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  Speaker 3: the old ball and train.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's the nag and he's a dummy.
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  Speaker 8: He's pointing out that.
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  Speaker 13: She's just pointing out that she's a nag who's never
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  Speaker 13: happy and he's always complaining, which is exactly what this
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  Speaker 13: woman said, stop doing that, right, stop.
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  Speaker 2: Always stop grateful for anything, right exactly.
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  Speaker 6: But on all the female algorithms, everything's like why do
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  Speaker 6: I have to ask him, you know, three times and
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  Speaker 6: he ignores me and then he goes, god, stop asking me,
• 11:27
  Speaker 6: like just do it?
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  Speaker 1: And then I don't have what does it mean right
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: now when you ask him to do something? Does that
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: mean like drop everything you're doing, you do this right now?
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Because if that's get it done, you should say, hey,
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: right now, can you do this? There are times where
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: you know I'm asked to do something. I go cool,
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  Speaker 1: and I file it away now that I do it
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  Speaker 1: in the timetable that you were expecting, But you didn't
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: verbalize that, you know what.
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  Speaker 6: I say to head that off, because you know we've
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  Speaker 6: we've had this conversation in my house. I go, awesome,
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  Speaker 6: thank you so much. So when do you want me
• 11:52
  Speaker 6: to check back in with you? And then he's like,
• 11:54
  Speaker 6: oh okay, like this needs to get done here. Instead
• 11:56
  Speaker 6: of because he'll say to me, I'll say, okay, well
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  Speaker 6: I'm not to see because he'll I'll be like, hey,
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  Speaker 6: can you you know, can you go fix that thing
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  Speaker 6: whatever outside? And you'll be like the first thing and
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  Speaker 6: I don't care when it happens, But the first thing
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  Speaker 6: he'll say is do I have to do right now?
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  Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, no, I don't care. Just do
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  Speaker 6: you want me to check back in with you? Like,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, just do it? Can you do it?
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  Speaker 6: At some point? So I don't know. Is that is
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  Speaker 6: that a normal answer to can you do this?
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  Speaker 3: Well here's a question. Then is it something that you
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  Speaker 3: couldn't do?
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  Speaker 6: Yes? Oh okay, I don't yeah, I won't want to
• 12:27
  Speaker 6: break it further.
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  Speaker 3: Like what I mean, like like the pool thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like I don't I'm not allowed, and I kind
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  Speaker 6: of put myself in this vision. I don't touch anything
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  Speaker 6: that has to do heating and ac or anything like that.
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  Speaker 8: That would be terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Another big thing is that y'all will weaponize the intimacy
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  Speaker 1: the downstairs. Yeah, I'm I'm not saying all women, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying it's a because look how it's a trend.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of dogs are food motivated. I got a
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  Speaker 1: really close friend who you guys have all met, and
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: he is very sex motivated. We need like she knows
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: that she can get what she needs done and she'll
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: throw it out there going like, well, hey you do this,
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  Speaker 1: I'll do this.
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  Speaker 2: He's like done, if.
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  Speaker 1: That works for you guys, And it could be something.
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  Speaker 1: It could be something pedestrian, it could be something very
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, extra extra credit, transactional, transactional.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, fine, cool, say less, that's actually.
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  Speaker 8: The opposite of a game.
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  Speaker 6: That's this will happen if this happens.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a training, it's it's a you know, I
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  Speaker 1: have to and if if somebody said it would make
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  Speaker 1: me want it less.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I think if somebody used that like hey, I
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  Speaker 2: need you.
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  Speaker 1: To fix this or go take care of this, do it,
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  Speaker 1: it would happen that.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of stuff. I'm going to prove to you that
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  Speaker 3: I don't even care, you know.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My wife did say to me one time we were
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  Speaker 1: I think we're at Disneyland and I just went and
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: got a bottle of like die coke or something, you're
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: addicted to soda, and I go, I mean, I like it.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say I'm a no, you're a dick. Do
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: you couldn't go a day without a done. That was
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  Speaker 1: the last sip of soda I had for a year.
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  Speaker 2: One year.
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  Speaker 3: I went an entire year just to see how long
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: ago if your wife was going to withhold something.
• 14:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm fine, Yeah, keep it to yourself.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: Five years without it then, right, Yeah.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: You're I don't because I don't like those games, right,
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: you know, like that that stuff's exhaust that's the part
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: that's really exhausting.
• 14:27
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: This is why I always make fun of like the
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: birthday sex or what. It's so rare, it's so transactional.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: It's when I says women do love to ask men
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: to do something at the worst time.
• 14:38
  Speaker 10: You just have a knack for It's like, you know,
• 14:40
  Speaker 10: it's always like I've been walking around the house all
• 14:43
  Speaker 10: day long, and then the second I lay down, you
• 14:46
  Speaker 10: do something.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Seven and four says wife is always on her phone.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: I'll be watching TV. The second I touched my phone,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: You're always on your phone. Yeah, it's like, man, wait,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: hold on, I just picked up the phone. Yeah, I'm
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: just looking at it now. So good for her.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: That's a Lauren. I like her, missus Arizona.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to know what happens in your house,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: because God knows, you're the drill star.
• 15:09
  Speaker 8: You are the boss she is. We've seen it.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: We've seen it for ourselves.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: He even gets trained on how to act before. It's true.
• 15:17
  Speaker 16: Yes, because I was working, this is not it was
• 15:19
  Speaker 16: not like hang out time. And I was making that
• 15:22
  Speaker 16: clear to him, like I am at work. I understand
• 15:24
  Speaker 16: this is hanging out time for you or whatever anyone
• 15:26
  Speaker 16: else is doing, and it is not for me. So
• 15:28
  Speaker 16: please be appropriate and respect my boundaries when I'm working.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: And that's appropriate.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: It's it's it's amazing, it's amazing. He let her move in,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: you know, keep your man checking me.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Well, but it's because it's my own thing.
• 15:41
  Speaker 16: So I got like, it doesn't have anything to do
• 15:44
  Speaker 16: with him necessarily, right, it has to do with me,
• 15:47
  Speaker 16: so I'm allowed to have rules and boundaries for myself.
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: It's you know, you're totally right, like it's you. You're
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: in a professional situating situation. You want to look professional,
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: but in front of us the daggers you were shooting
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: him was hilarious, yes.
• 16:01
  Speaker 16: Because it still was work for me. And I get
• 16:04
  Speaker 16: embarrassed with that kind of thing anyways. I don't like
• 16:07
  Speaker 16: other people being around and noticing any sort of like
• 16:10
  Speaker 16: public anything.
• 16:12
  Speaker 8: I get super embarrassed.
• 16:13
  Speaker 15: Da.
• 16:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what you need, Sammy, You need a
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: mature old man that you don't have to how to
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: act in public.
• 16:20
  Speaker 16: But he, I mean, to everybody else's point, he's mature. Yeah,
• 16:24
  Speaker 16: he's not. By the way, it wasn't an immature thing.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: And by the way, when she's talking about public displays
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: of affection, we're talking about he had his arm around her.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: For about half a second.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think at one point it was at
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: a concert and we weren't working at this moment.
• 16:39
  Speaker 13: It was just like it she's playing the guitar over here, yeah,
• 16:43
  Speaker 13: but like I think he leaned over and just kind
• 16:46
  Speaker 13: of just gave her a kiss on the top of
• 16:47
  Speaker 13: her head, and she so we're not talking about he
• 16:52
  Speaker 13: was like trying to jam his tongue down her throat
• 16:54
  Speaker 13: and make out and put his hand in her back
• 16:56
  Speaker 13: pockets of her jeans.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: I totally get what you're saying, Sammy. You because when
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: it's your work event, you want it to go a
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: certain way. But you can't top this. Your boyfriend has
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: never done something like this. There was a station that
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: I was working for. They had this promotion for specifically
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: for fathers. So it was during Father's Day and the
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: client was the Whitefish, Montana Tourism Board. So they flew
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: us out to Whitefish, Montana. They took us. It was
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: a bunch of radio people and all our dads and
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: we're going around in a circle saying, Hey, you know,
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: I'm Greg and this is my dad, and my dad
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: says to the client. So you're sitting with all these
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: radio people. They sure are a flaky group, aren't they.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Like I said, Dad, I had to pull them aside.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: I said, this is the client. As far as you're concerned.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: If somebody says how's your dinner, it's great. How's the hotel?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: It's great? How is everything? It's all great. Don't sit
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: there and bag on this industry, what a flaky industry.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: So this is the first and last trip I'm taking
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: you off. So yeah, let's bag on the product that
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: that the client bard.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: You know what, Greg, I don't mean to be one upper,
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: but I'm wondering if this tops it because you.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Don't even bring your husband to events, correct, she leaves
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: him home?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, I think.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: But Morgan, to your point, this is when I was
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: dating an older guy, a much older guy. We were
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: invited to go on my boss at the time, his
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: boss's yacht, and I.
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: Said, okay.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: So we went and I dressed, you know, I had
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: like a nice dress on. He went in a tank
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: top and shorts and sandals and brought and I go,
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: what are you holding? Why are you bringing that on
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: the boat? He goes, Oh, it's funny. It's canna soup.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: And I go, what are you doing? He's like, oh,
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: I always do that, like for like it's funny, like
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: to a housewarming or whatever. And it's like, obviously I
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: can afford a cannot soup, but I bring it. It's funny.
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: I wanted to die. Apparently, at what point, while it
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: was kind of bumpy on the yacht, he didn't think
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: he was getting enough attention, so he opened it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: It went everywhere.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: I seriously wanted to jump overboard. He and like the
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: deckhand were on their knees cleaning it up, and the
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: boss's boss comes over to me and goes, are you
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: guys getting married or you guys plan don't get married?
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: I said no, and he goes good.
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: That was pretty horrifying.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: That's why you do have to set ground.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Like some people, you work in a place and you
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: have the kind of job like Vaughn's at his desk
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: right now getting high.
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's fine. Nobody cares.
• 19:32
  Speaker 16: No, I know that nobody cares. But we were also
• 19:35
  Speaker 16: in a situation where everybody had just found out that
• 19:38
  Speaker 16: I even had a boyfriend, so I did feel like
• 19:41
  Speaker 16: it was all eyes on us anyway. Regardless, and the
• 19:45
  Speaker 16: night before our friend Tim Martinez, we were in the
• 19:50
  Speaker 16: cause it was at Iheartfast, which was in Vegas, and
• 19:53
  Speaker 16: so I was at the casino with Steamboat Willie, drinking, gambling,
• 19:58
  Speaker 16: doing whatever, and Tim saw us and took a video
• 20:01
  Speaker 16: of us popping around the casino and oh my god,
• 20:05
  Speaker 16: like everybody's watching us. I was mortified and I just couldn't.
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: I was very Yeah, I don't like it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: It's so sweet, show it too. Everybody likes you.
• 20:17
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm also for he can't even he can't have
• 20:20
  Speaker 13: any necrony cheese at home or he get snapped at.
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: Well, it's all.
• 20:23
  Speaker 9: Hers Ahi, welcome back Bones open eight seven seven four wooding.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: You can send us a text over to two to
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: nine seven little follow up after we had that ted
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: ted talk to the ladies. Her name was a Ivy Lauren.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: She was a Miss Arizona twenty twenty three. We uh,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: we played you the whole thing.
• 20:47
  Speaker 15: Though a lot of times, as women, we overthink what
• 20:49
  Speaker 15: it takes to land a good provider. Good men don't
• 20:52
  Speaker 15: expect you to be a supermodel. Good men are actually
• 20:54
  Speaker 15: pretty simple.
• 20:55
  Speaker 12: One.
• 20:55
  Speaker 15: I don't play games. I say what I want and
• 20:57
  Speaker 15: what I don't want. I don't expect him to read
• 20:59
  Speaker 15: my mind. I don't do little things where I drop hints.
• 21:02
  Speaker 15: Number two, I don't with hold physical intimacy. I don't
• 21:04
  Speaker 15: use it as like a bargaining tool.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we were talking about things like.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: That, and.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: Jeff g says that Sammy needs a loose en up.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: He was like coming in here shaking his head, like, Sammy.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I feel really bad for your man.
• 21:23
  Speaker 17: I do, because I mean again, I was in the
• 21:26
  Speaker 17: other room listening, and I just if he's trying to
• 21:28
  Speaker 17: hug up on you and be nice and put his
• 21:31
  Speaker 17: arm around.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: You, you have to reciprocate that, man.
• 21:33
  Speaker 16: Okay, I'm talking about being at work and that happening.
• 21:37
  Speaker 16: I was working an event, so that specific was specifically.
• 21:40
  Speaker 17: Having to do with work.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Sammy, don't go but.
• 21:45
  Speaker 17: But but as what he said, we work in a
• 21:47
  Speaker 17: very chill environment. I've you know, taken my wife to
• 21:50
  Speaker 17: things and I don't you know, I'll put my arm
• 21:52
  Speaker 17: around her or give her a kiss on the cheek,
• 21:53
  Speaker 17: like I don't know. Like I I I feel bad
• 21:56
  Speaker 17: because I don't want him to you know, maybe look
• 22:00
  Speaker 17: or that affection somewhere else. Oh And like the woman
• 22:04
  Speaker 17: said in the in the clip, like guys need that
• 22:06
  Speaker 17: physical intimacy. As bad, big and bad as we act, right,
• 22:09
  Speaker 17: we still need that. And if he's looking for it
• 22:11
  Speaker 17: from you and you're not reciprocating. I don't want him
• 22:13
  Speaker 17: to get bummed out. Man, I don't even know him.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: And he's fine.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Text came and.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Said decades ago something that's stuck with me. While while
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: listening to Doctor Ruth, who was on Loveline, mouth parties
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: for married couples shouldn't be reserved for special occasions. If
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: you love the person, you should want to make them
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: feel better.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's like an old Sopranos line. He's like,
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: don't tell people, you know, I go downtown. She goes
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: once a year on my birthday. I think I can
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: resist the urge to gossip.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: So the other thing is too, It's like, you know, uh,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: if you go a long time, you know between you know,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: getting some you know, you become less interested. Yeah, Like,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: we go through these stretches, my wife, and then there's nothing.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with our quote relationship, like that way
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: we you know, deal and talk with each other or anything.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: There's no animosity or weird whatever it's and things happen,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: you get busy or there's other things that the schedules
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: are weird, they don't really align, and next thing you know,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: it's been a month and I find myself. It's like
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: now it's like I almost don't care really, yeah, interesting,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: like whatever.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like hunger after you're so hungry.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, have you ever gone to an event or you
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: go to a theme park or whatever and you're you're
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: gonna be outside all day when you first get there, like,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: oh my god, it's so hot, But then a couple
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: hours later you don't even realize. I mean, it's hot,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: you've acclimated, but yeah, it's like you've already read like okay,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: well I'm already sweaty and gross and it doesn't bother
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: you anymore. It's kind of it's kind of the same thing, man,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: where it's like I think, and and the more often
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: those those dry spells I'll call them happen, the more
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: that happens, the.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: More they get each other.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: That whole idea of like you don't even think about
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: it and don't even care anymore, it's solidifies, Yeah, you know,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: And I like that part.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Like what they say, you.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Lose it, use it or lose it. It's a muscle
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you have to exercise kind of thing. I think that's true,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: and I don't I don't think any differently about her
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: still love her and everything, but it's like fine, you know,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: do it like you're not instid, like you've got me now,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: like where I'm not whatever, take it or leave it,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: don't care, don't make you.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Greg Shuicile, though he's still unsatiable.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I'm not in that mode just yet, because my motto
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: lately is like, let's do it now while we want to,
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: because someday you're not going to even want to.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: How depressed I know it should be all old and growth.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: You got to stay in sah.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Here are the stats on this is okay. Here let
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: me give you overall. So the average adult, married or
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: not married, the average adult has sex fifty four times
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: a year, so that the averages out to just under
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: once a week or you know about it once a week.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Eighteen to twenty nine average is about one hundred and
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: twelve times a year, so roughly twice a week, thirty
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: to thirty eighty six times a year. Forty plus drops
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: to about sixty to sixty nine times. Yeah, just every
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: once a week, and then sixty five plus Greg drops
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: to about twenty times a year. Now, if you just
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: want to drill down to uh, you want to get
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: down to just married people twenty five percent once a week,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: sixteen percent two or three times a week, five percent
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: four or more times.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Nobody doing that.
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: That's impressive.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Seventeen percent once a month, nineteen percent two to three
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: times a month, ten percent haven't had sex. Married people
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: haven't had sex in the past year.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: Oh my god.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: So and then seven percent had sex about once or
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: twice in the past year. I would say like, right now,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I'm probably that seventeen percent of once a month, and
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I think we're very quickly headed to the to the.
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: Uh once a year.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, howsh that goals?
• 25:57
  Speaker 14: Well?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: It's like I don't I don't.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: Know, including hand like mouth, but it's like you already
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: hit it.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Like a thousand times, like who cares? Also could done that.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: It could be because she's less interested, for sure. I
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: mean if I looked at myself, I'd be like, like,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: our life together, our life together is great, and I
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: know she loves me. Can you imagine looking at me
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: and going like, oh, yeah, I.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Gotta have it.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: So it'll be it'll be like we're you know, it's
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: it's about time for for me to uh to call tonight,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: and it's like we could that that would be a
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: good opportunity, Like it might be like a good time
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: as far as like the kids are occupied and everything else.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: But I can I just know when she's trying to
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: get out of you. You should go to bed, like
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: you should. She's really looking out to make sure I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: get my sleep.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: You should. It's just the way that she said it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: But it used to be like man, damn it, like
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: this would have been whatever, fine, But now it's like,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: all right, don't even care. Yeah, yeah, and that's that's
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: that's that's what happens over.
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, over time.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: We're at the place in greg. I think you would
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: think this is unbelievably unromantic and unsexy. But like, well,
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: not the scheduling, but like if the kid happens to
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: be gone or whatever, I just get home. I'll be
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: walking around like doing you know, chores, and I'll just
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: run by the O office.
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: Like do you want to do it? But yeah, and
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: like so.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: That yeah, he takes away you can get it. Yeah,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: what's what's what you say? The code was in your house?
• 27:29
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: For my house, it's doing laundry.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to go do some laundry because.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: I know my kids have no interest in doing that.
• 27:40
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