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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well, kiss morning Freak Show.
- 0:03Speaker 2: I got a text message from your wife Becca Saturday morning,
- 0:08Speaker 2: bright and early. It uh yeah, yeah, yeah, had a
- 0:15Speaker 2: picture of your bathroom floor and it's set. Please ask
- 0:19Speaker 2: your friend what happens in our bathroom in the middle
- 0:23Speaker 2: of the night to cause powder to be everywhere. Do
- 0:28Speaker 2: not ask him on the air or in front of
- 0:31Speaker 2: other people though. Okay, now, me and your wife we
- 0:35Speaker 2: don't text a lot, you know, yeah, but to get
- 0:40Speaker 2: a text message like that, please ask your friend what
- 0:43Speaker 2: happens in our.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Bathroom in the middle of the night. And she sent
- 0:47Speaker 1: me a picture and there's powder all over your bathroom floor.
- 0:51Speaker 2: So then I text Bob and I said, hey, Becka,
- 0:54Speaker 2: just text me what do I need to know about
- 0:57Speaker 2: the powder here? And then I don't get a text response.
- 1:01Speaker 2: Bob just needs to call. He calls me. It's a call.
- 1:05Speaker 2: It's a story that it couldn't have been delivered over
- 1:09Speaker 2: over text.
- 1:10Speaker 1: And by the way, I I know.
- 1:12Speaker 2: What happened here, but this is something we can talk
- 1:17Speaker 2: about on the show. So Becca wasn't sure if this
- 1:23Speaker 2: is she was trying to protect you. I think, okay,
- 1:28Speaker 2: she was probably trying to protect you and say I
- 1:30Speaker 2: just don't blindside him and you know, mention it in
- 1:33Speaker 2: front other people or bringing up on the show. But
- 1:36Speaker 2: it's okay to bring up on the show now. So
- 1:41Speaker 2: now this is this is why me and Bob are
- 1:43Speaker 2: just good at our jobs. Right, I'm not gonna tell
- 1:45Speaker 2: you the story yet. I'm gonna wait till seven ten
- 1:49Speaker 2: to tell the story about what happened. Well, really, I
- 1:52Speaker 2: don't need to tell Bob needs to tell it because
- 1:54Speaker 2: it's just a weird story of.
- 1:56Speaker 1: What happened to my guy Saturday night in the wee
- 2:01Speaker 1: hours with baby powder. And you're thinking, all right, it's.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Got to do with Bob getting hot and the weather's hot,
- 2:12Speaker 2: it's summer, and he needs the powder down. Nope, doesn't
- 2:15Speaker 2: have to You would think that's what a grown man
- 2:18Speaker 2: would use baby pott.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Nope, didn't have to do with that.
- 2:22Speaker 2: So we'll get to Bob's baby powder story coming up
- 2:24Speaker 2: this morning around seven to ten. Send your talkback messages
- 2:28Speaker 2: in how was your weekend? Did you go down to Picklesburg?
- 2:32Speaker 2: Did you watch the World Cup final yesterday where he
- 2:34Speaker 2: had acressure with us? Send your talkback messages through the
- 2:38Speaker 2: free iHeartRadio app. It is Mikey and Bob. Let's have
- 2:41Speaker 2: a week here Pittsburgh.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Kiss.
- 2:44Speaker 2: Hey, thanks to everybody who came out to Acres Sure
- 2:46Speaker 2: yesterday watch a World Cup final. Spain beats Messi and
- 2:50Speaker 2: Argentina one to nothing. But it was like a big
- 2:54Speaker 2: crowd there.
- 2:54Speaker 1: It was cool.
- 2:55Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people sitting on the grass watching it.
- 2:58Speaker 2: I was telling you during this and like, you know
- 3:00Speaker 2: you can back me up on this too. And you know,
- 3:02Speaker 2: we've done a lot of events over the years in
- 3:04Speaker 2: Pittsburgh and everything. I feel like soccer brings together like
- 3:09Speaker 2: just a big diverse group of people, like people from.
- 3:14Speaker 1: All backgrounds and nationalities.
- 3:16Speaker 2: It was one of the most diverse crowds I think
- 3:19Speaker 2: we've ever had at like a Pittsburgh event. It was
- 3:22Speaker 2: really cool. So yeah, Spain wins the World Cup one nothing.
- 3:26Speaker 2: It is mike Yambob the ninety six to one Kiss
- 3:28Speaker 2: Morning Freak Show. Let's get to a quick talkback message here,
- 3:31Speaker 2: brought to us by one Team Media him.
- 3:33Speaker 3: Mike Yambob, you're friendly Spanish teacher here. I am getting
- 3:36Speaker 3: caught up on Squeeze Astrany and Bridge Boom's podcast. Nice
- 3:40Speaker 3: good one, and you are talking about the announcer on
- 3:43Speaker 3: Telemundo and how awesome the broadcasts sound in Spanish for
- 3:48Speaker 3: the World Cup. And if any of you have not
- 3:51Speaker 3: experienced it, it is absolutely awesome. Yeah, and I'm so
- 3:54Speaker 3: glad that.
- 3:55Speaker 2: You enjoy it.
- 3:56Speaker 1: You're ready for the Telemundo call. Here.
- 3:58Speaker 2: This is Spain's one goal to win the World cop
- 4:04Speaker 2: talk about that there, was.
- 4:14Speaker 1: All right, he's got one?
- 4:20Speaker 2: All right? Yeah, usually do three four, maybe just to
- 4:28Speaker 2: win the World Cup. So so second one is a
- 4:33Speaker 2: long one here, Okay, all right, maybe he's been he's
- 4:38Speaker 2: got three, he's got three. He's got at least three.
- 4:40Speaker 2: He's run out of gas there. It's probably thinking of
- 4:43Speaker 2: his brain right now, World Cup Final. I gotta hit it,
- 4:46Speaker 2: you know.
- 4:47Speaker 1: I think he's done at three though, Like, all right,
- 4:53Speaker 1: so you had three of them. Nice job. That's the
- 4:55Speaker 1: way to watch soccer, though, I tell a boodo right there.
- 4:58Speaker 4: Uh.
- 4:59Speaker 1: World Cup was aweso.
- 5:00Speaker 2: The My favorite part of the whole day obviously seeing
- 5:03Speaker 2: some people down after shirt. Oh I know your favorite
- 5:05Speaker 2: part The Muppets. Oh my god, let me tell you
- 5:07Speaker 2: right now. Every halftime show, I don't care who's performing,
- 5:10Speaker 2: the Muppet should be part of it. I don't care
- 5:12Speaker 2: what it is like Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Should have had the Muppets.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Should have had them.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Every Super Bowl or World Cup halftime show, every meaningful
- 5:21Speaker 2: halftime show now must feature the Muppets.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Right, should be a new rule.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Nobody's in a bad mood when the Muppets show up. Oh,
- 5:30Speaker 2: I don't like this person, I don't like this act.
- 5:33Speaker 2: I'm not into K pop. What's BTS doing? Oh, Justin
- 5:36Speaker 2: Bieber's just got his guitar out.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Nope, throwing the Muppets. Everything's okay?
- 5:40Speaker 2: Why Muppets roun By the way, what a big weekend
- 5:44Speaker 2: for Muppets. Muppets might have had the best weekend. Not
- 5:48Speaker 2: only were the Muppets on the World Cup halftime show, which,
- 5:53Speaker 2: by the way, the rest of the world absolutely hates
- 5:55Speaker 2: because they don't do halftime shows for the World Cup
- 5:57Speaker 2: or soccer matches. Noah Khan had a show in New York.
- 6:03Speaker 2: You know how, somebody like calls him on the phone,
- 6:05Speaker 2: like the phone. Yeah it was Elmo and Cookie Monster.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Incredible run right now by the Muppets. The Muppets dominated yesterday, right,
- 6:14Speaker 2: Noah kN got got called by Elmo and Monster. Yeah, yeah,
- 6:19Speaker 2: actually I take that all back. Nobody had a bigger
- 6:23Speaker 2: weekend then Jimithy.
- 6:28Speaker 1: The it's a wreck.
- 6:30Speaker 2: It does look like we need to explain why a
- 6:38Speaker 2: little raccoon named Jimmithy has absolutely taken over the internet,
- 6:44Speaker 2: Like this is Jimmothy's week. Every social media manager, how
- 6:48Speaker 2: can we work Jimmithy into our marketing plan?
- 6:52Speaker 1: If you haven't seen this creature yet, you soon, you soon? Will?
- 6:55Speaker 1: I promise we will get to that. Coming up next
- 6:57Speaker 1: around six twenty five.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Also, Bob's gonna tell the story about how now Saturday,
- 7:01Speaker 2: in the middle of the night he covered himself in
- 7:02Speaker 2: baby powder. That's coming up around seven to ten, And
- 7:06Speaker 2: your chance to win one thousand dollars try to pay
- 7:08Speaker 2: your bills around nine to ten. This morning, it's Mikey
- 7:10Speaker 2: and Bob ninety kid. I think this is our week,
- 7:18Speaker 2: Bob our friends over at the Sea. Harper Auto Group,
- 7:21Speaker 2: the official sponsor of the Mikey and Bob podcast. I
- 7:24Speaker 2: think this is the week we get new vehicles from
- 7:26Speaker 2: see Harper. This has never happened in the history of
- 7:30Speaker 2: our show. We've never been given vehicles to you know,
- 7:34Speaker 2: loan out from a dealership. I think this is our
- 7:36Speaker 2: week for new vehicles. Bob, you're over two hundred thousand
- 7:39Speaker 2: on your car. I'm over one hundred thousand on mine.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Your boys need some new cars. See Harper Auto Groups
- 7:45Speaker 2: coming through this week with some and we appreciate it. It
- 7:48Speaker 2: is Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to one.
- 7:50Speaker 2: Kiss Jimmithy. For some people, you know exactly what I'm
- 7:55Speaker 2: about to talk about. For some people you have no
- 7:57Speaker 2: clue who Jimothy is or what Jimmithy he is.
- 8:00Speaker 5: Well, if it hasn't invaded your timeline yet, it's it
- 8:03Speaker 5: soon will and then it's not gonna leave.
- 8:05Speaker 1: It's gonna stick there.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Well, by the way, we're gonna forget about Jimothy by
- 8:08Speaker 2: the end of the week. Right, This is gonna shoot
- 8:11Speaker 2: across the internet for a handful of days here and
- 8:14Speaker 2: then Jimothy will never be heard or seen from again.
- 8:17Speaker 2: But there is a fast animal cycle on the internet.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Jimithy is a cryptid looking raccoon in the Seattle area.
- 8:27Speaker 2: It has been nicknamed Jimithy. It's front and back legs
- 8:31Speaker 2: are too close together.
- 8:32Speaker 1: Uh.
- 8:33Speaker 2: People have described it as a cryptid, which that's not
- 8:37Speaker 2: a thing, because that's like an animal that has been
- 8:40Speaker 2: claimed to exist but proven to never exists. So that's
- 8:42Speaker 2: like bigfoot sasquatch lock lockness monster, Right, Jimmithy's just got
- 8:48Speaker 2: uh we got real video, Jimothy. It's a real thing,
- 8:51Speaker 2: Like it is a raccoon that it's basically.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Like a ball.
- 8:55Speaker 2: It's not like a longer it's like a small ball,
- 8:59Speaker 2: but it's a raccoon. It's crazy look raccoons, Like that's
- 9:04Speaker 2: what it looks like. People are saying it has a
- 9:06Speaker 2: short spine disease. And when I say, Jimothy has taken
- 9:11Speaker 2: over the internet. Now again it's in Seattle. This you know,
- 9:14Speaker 2: kind of fun looking raccoon. It's a fun sized raccoon,
- 9:17Speaker 2: is what it is. It's the cutest damn thing you'll see.
- 9:19Speaker 2: It's Jimmithy the Seattle Mariners baseball team up there. At
- 9:24Speaker 2: one point, you know, they're doing their race like they
- 9:27Speaker 2: got a you know, like we got the progy race.
- 9:29Speaker 2: They're doing their race. They got a guy in a
- 9:31Speaker 2: raccoon costume and just and then like we've reached that.
- 9:36Speaker 2: At one point they put up on the jumbo tron
- 9:39Speaker 2: just make some noise for Jimothy, and people go nuts,
- 9:42Speaker 2: like again this is gonna only last a couple of days,
- 9:45Speaker 2: you know, people start making songs about him and everything,
- 9:49Speaker 2: and people will be like, how can our brand capitalize
- 9:52Speaker 2: on Jimmythy?
- 9:53Speaker 1: What can we do with Jimothy?
- 9:54Speaker 2: And very viral, and then we'll all just be like,
- 9:57Speaker 2: all right, enough, Jimmothy is just out here trying to
- 9:59Speaker 2: live too. Jimothy's in the neighborhood. Yeah, Jimothy's in these streets.
- 10:04Speaker 2: I'm worried now though, because you remember what we did
- 10:07Speaker 2: with the monkey. Remember the monkey that got shunned by
- 10:10Speaker 2: its family was holding the little cute like stuffed animal.
- 10:14Speaker 2: Punch the monkey, remember, everybody remember punch the monkey?
- 10:19Speaker 1: Kind of right, so cute on the internet for like
- 10:21Speaker 1: a week and a half.
- 10:21Speaker 2: That's how these things last. So Jimithy, listen, bring us joy,
- 10:25Speaker 2: because we all need it. But I just don't want
- 10:29Speaker 2: Jimothy's story to like end in a bad way. I
- 10:32Speaker 2: just don't want anybody to capture it or bother it
- 10:35Speaker 2: or in their house. Yeah, or like we need to
- 10:38Speaker 2: do tests on Jimmithy to find out if it's a
- 10:40Speaker 2: real gripky it, Like, leave Jimithy alone, let it eat trash.
- 10:46Speaker 2: If it wants to everybody take care of Jimothy and
- 10:49Speaker 2: just leave it alone.
- 10:50Speaker 1: All right.
- 10:51Speaker 2: Bob covered himself and baby powder in the middle of
- 10:54Speaker 2: the night over the weekend. We will get to that
- 10:56Speaker 2: story coming up around seven ten. Also, if you know
- 10:59Speaker 2: a twenty one Pilots fan or you are a twenty
- 11:02Speaker 2: one Pilots fan, the guys are not doing a lot
- 11:05Speaker 2: of shows this year. Right, they have a hometown show
- 11:10Speaker 2: in Columbus, Ohio, where they're from. We are gonna give
- 11:13Speaker 2: away tickets if you want to go to drive to
- 11:15Speaker 2: Ohio to see twenty one Pilots.
- 11:17Speaker 1: Dude.
- 11:17Speaker 2: I went and looked because they're playing at the Horseshoe
- 11:20Speaker 2: where Ohio State plays football, right, dude, And that's like
- 11:23Speaker 2: one hundred thousand people.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I went and looked.
- 11:25Speaker 2: The cheapest ticket resale to get in like upper level
- 11:29Speaker 2: was probably six fifty seven hundred. What I'm serious, man,
- 11:33Speaker 2: A lot of people are going to this hometown twenty
- 11:35Speaker 2: one Pilot show. We'll have your tickets this morning around
- 11:38Speaker 2: nine thirty. It's Mikey and Bob. We have a diarrhea
- 11:44Speaker 2: lettuce update. Taylor Farms, the distributor that was sort of
- 11:48Speaker 2: blamed for the diarrhea lettuce. Yeah, you know, and then
- 11:50Speaker 2: they were recalling all their lettuce and everything. The FDA
- 11:55Speaker 2: came out overnight and said, oh, it was a false positive.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Don't worry, Taylor Farms left. This is good now, Okay,
- 12:01Speaker 1: I trust that. Who don't worry. I'm gonna trust the
- 12:05Speaker 1: FDA right now.
- 12:06Speaker 2: Now we have to worry where the diarrhea is coming from. Again,
- 12:08Speaker 2: I'm gonna trust the current administration with with with my toilet. Well,
- 12:14Speaker 2: we're back on diarrhea.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Watch.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Yeah, it's yeah. They said it was a false part.
- 12:19Speaker 2: I just don't believe that's it. Like, I just don't
- 12:22Speaker 2: up and believe the FDA. I don't believe it. Like
- 12:26Speaker 2: then you start looking into the CEO of the Tailor
- 12:28Speaker 2: Farms and like what he's all into. And then you
- 12:31Speaker 2: start looking at how many times Taylor Farms has been
- 12:33Speaker 2: flagged for diarrhea lettuce and things, and it's.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Like, Okay, they're the problem, not.
- 12:41Speaker 2: This is not And then you just get into the
- 12:43Speaker 2: government stuff and who they donate money to, and then
- 12:46Speaker 2: you see like, oh, they're just gonna say never mind
- 12:50Speaker 2: about the diarrhea lettuce alls alarm, Hey, do whatever you want.
- 12:54Speaker 1: With the tailor farms lettuce.
- 12:55Speaker 2: But I ain't eating that stuff, and I don't care
- 12:58Speaker 2: what the FDA tells me because I gotta be.
- 13:00Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm trusting the Fdah.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Also, arm, FD ain't get me there holding my hand
- 13:04Speaker 2: when I'm on the toilet for four days straight. All Right,
- 13:07Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
- 13:09Speaker 2: Morning Freak Show. Picklesburg. Huh yeah, yeah, Picklesburg. Picklesburg happened.
- 13:16Speaker 2: Picklesburg is awesome. I mean we went down to the
- 13:18Speaker 2: stadium Mester here and the bridges were packed, you know.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Oh it was Yeah. There was a lot of people
- 13:24Speaker 1: too who did work.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Told them to go to Picklesburg first and then come
- 13:28Speaker 2: over to Akroscher and watch the the World Cup final.
- 13:32Speaker 1: But yeah, Picklesburg.
- 13:33Speaker 2: Obviously, attendance is going to be down this year because
- 13:36Speaker 2: torrential downpours and Canadian wildfire smoke. Ah yeah, horrible smoke
- 13:42Speaker 2: that it really sounds. It wasn't safe. We couldn't have
- 13:45Speaker 2: our pickle Festival. Why Earth is burning?
- 13:49Speaker 6: Ah?
- 13:51Speaker 2: Not great?
- 13:52Speaker 1: Hey, listen, Pittsburgh Transit, whoever is the admin on the
- 13:56Speaker 1: socials over at Pittsburgh Transit, they were talking to Pete
- 14:00Speaker 1: at Picklesburg about you know what do you come down
- 14:03Speaker 1: here and get a lot of people from out of
- 14:05Speaker 1: town that just love it and coming in And what's
- 14:07Speaker 1: your favorite part of Picklesburg.
- 14:09Speaker 6: I've actually tried pickles, soda and pickle cupcakes, pickles with
- 14:13Speaker 6: peanut butter, pickle.
- 14:14Speaker 7: Fudge, probably the pickleback, old fashions, the ice cream.
- 14:19Speaker 5: I absolutely love picklebacks, the piu anything pickle, but especially
- 14:24Speaker 5: the pickle beer deep.
- 14:27Speaker 1: Deep fried pickles too. Granny. We know it's the usual.
- 14:30Speaker 5: Fun video somebody put out and you know, promoting the
- 14:33Speaker 5: thing through the city or whatever.
- 14:35Speaker 6: Also this she was conceived at Picklesburg last year.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Yes, he really was her her small child and yep,
- 14:45Speaker 1: that's right.
- 14:45Speaker 6: You was conceived of Picklesburg last year.
- 14:48Speaker 1: He really was conceived.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Where do you do that? As that's the man behind
- 14:53Speaker 2: her liked her friend right there. She knows, she knows
- 14:57Speaker 2: where the baby was made.
- 14:58Speaker 6: She was conceived of Picklesburg last year.
- 15:01Speaker 1: He really was all right, man, I don't know.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Maybe they were doing that at Picklesburg.
- 15:07Speaker 1: We're doing that? What booth is that?
- 15:10Speaker 2: Do we know? Do we know what conceived means?
- 15:13Speaker 8: Like?
- 15:14Speaker 1: Well, that might be it too.
- 15:16Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't sure we're doing that at Picklesburg. I
- 15:20Speaker 2: got a shirt that just says I rode the mechanical
- 15:24Speaker 2: pickle and I got pregnant. All right, Picklesburg. Hey, hopefully
- 15:29Speaker 2: better weather next year. All right, we'll get to today
- 15:32Speaker 2: in free show history coming up next.
- 15:34Speaker 1: And then Bob has a.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Story to tell about how uh uh he covered himself
- 15:39Speaker 2: in baby powder in the middle of the night rough Saturday.
- 15:42Speaker 1: It's that around seven ten. It's Mike you.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Mom, Hey, Paul Skiing's with this third straight win. Pirates
- 15:50Speaker 2: beat the Guardians in Cleveland seven to one.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Nice little weekend there.
- 15:55Speaker 2: Uh. Then they go to New York right starting tonight
- 15:57Speaker 2: to take on the Yankees.
- 15:58Speaker 1: That's always fun.
- 15:59Speaker 2: One of our all star pitchers, Braxton Ashcraft, going for
- 16:02Speaker 2: the buckos tonight. But I'm telling you just prepare for
- 16:05Speaker 2: this weekend. It's the Insurer Pallooza weekend at PNC Park.
- 16:09Speaker 2: Is it Doctor Robbie Friday's Inser Paalooza shirt. Saturday, Cubs
- 16:14Speaker 2: are in town against Pirates. It's Doctor Robbie Bobblehead night.
- 16:18Speaker 2: That's from the pit. That's gonna be a big one.
- 16:21Speaker 2: And then Sunday for the kids is Inser Paalooza, Daniel Tiger,
- 16:25Speaker 2: Plushy oh Man, Daniel Tager Injured Pallooza Weekend, Doctor Robbie,
- 16:31Speaker 2: Bobblehead at the Stadium. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety
- 16:34Speaker 2: six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Bob, it's a
- 16:36Speaker 2: special day today. Looking at the national calendar, today's National
- 16:40Speaker 2: Moonday today Moon. Yeah, it's National Moonday today. So we
- 16:44Speaker 2: celebrate National Moonday by taking you back to a very
- 16:48Speaker 2: big power ranking we did on the show. Ladies and gentlemen,
- 16:51Speaker 2: it's time for me and Bob's top five moons of
- 16:53Speaker 2: all time for today in Freak Show history.
- 16:55Speaker 1: Here we go. All right, Bob, you know I love everything.
- 17:09Speaker 2: I love space, I love space.
- 17:10Speaker 1: Exploration much dedicate.
- 17:13Speaker 2: This number five best moon of all time. I'm going
- 17:18Speaker 2: with Saturn's moon Titan.
- 17:22Speaker 1: Is it Titans? Bigger than Mercury?
- 17:24Speaker 2: Second largest moon in our Solar system. Number four Jupiter's
- 17:28Speaker 2: moon Calisto. That was one of the four moons discovered
- 17:34Speaker 2: orbiting a different planet to Earth in sixteen ten by Galileo.
- 17:39Speaker 2: Jupiter's moon Calisto. Number four. Number three Jupiter's icy moon ganymy, wow, animy.
- 17:46Speaker 2: It's at number three because it is the biggest moon
- 17:49Speaker 2: in the Solar system. It's bigger than Mercury, it's bigger
- 17:52Speaker 2: than Pluto.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Bow down.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Number two favorite moon, another one of Saturn's moon Atlas,
- 18:00Speaker 2: it's that list at number two, flying saucer shaped moon.
- 18:05Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Wow?
- 18:07Speaker 2: That's only like nine miles. It's this little, like flat
- 18:11Speaker 2: like almost like a U F Foe shaped one.
- 18:13Speaker 1: What's number one one? Not number one though, number one
- 18:16Speaker 1: moon of all time.
- 18:17Speaker 2: I'm going with another one of Saturn's moon. It's Minis,
- 18:28Speaker 2: say Minis, No, mimis, mimis. It's m whipping out your
- 18:32Speaker 2: minis at number one.
- 18:33Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's m I m.
- 18:35Speaker 2: As mimis is my number one moon of all time.
- 18:39Speaker 1: It is one of Saturn's moons. I want to show
- 18:41Speaker 1: you a picture, boff. I'm looking at it right now.
- 18:43Speaker 2: It has a giant crater on it that covers a
- 18:46Speaker 2: third of the moon. So it's got this big crater
- 18:49Speaker 2: and it looks like the Death Star Wars. Looks like
- 18:52Speaker 2: a nipple. No, it doesn't look like I mean, all right, yeah,
- 18:56Speaker 2: but it's famously the death Star moon though no. Number
- 19:04Speaker 2: one moon of all time.
- 19:05Speaker 1: It's Saturn's nipple number one. I mean it's the perfect moon.
- 19:11Speaker 1: You doesn't have a nipples, Hawaii.
- 19:12Speaker 2: You see a nipple, I see the death star.
- 19:15Speaker 1: Some people will.
- 19:16Speaker 2: See a giant eyeball.
- 19:18Speaker 1: That is my number one moon of all time.
- 19:21Speaker 2: Bob's Top five moons of all time.
- 19:24Speaker 1: Number five blue moon beers.
- 19:26Speaker 2: Sorry, here we go, here we go.
- 19:29Speaker 1: That's here we go, here we go. Top five moons.
- 19:35Speaker 2: Orange peeling it too? Hell yeah, why not your fourth
- 19:39Speaker 2: favorite moon of all time?
- 19:40Speaker 1: The moon's over my.
- 19:41Speaker 2: Hammi sandwich at Denny Jokelin show. Joking's delicious. I give
- 19:49Speaker 2: you the opportunity.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Is not the moons of Saturn.
- 19:54Speaker 2: You can't pick a Denny's menu item. Oh, let me
- 19:57Speaker 2: tell you all about youranus. Number three favorite moon moonpie.
- 20:03Speaker 1: The chocolate's good, but the bananas my joy? All right?
- 20:06Speaker 1: Number two favorite moon, Bob, I.
- 20:08Speaker 2: Actually can't believe this didn't make your list. I'm disappointed.
- 20:10Speaker 2: Moon Township man, Come on, what moon Township doesn't make
- 20:17Speaker 2: the list.
- 20:18Speaker 1: Number one moon of all time, according to Bob, My.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Butche bo, don't go, let go your butt sheets is
- 20:31Speaker 2: the number one moon of all time.
- 20:33Speaker 1: Hell yeah, ask anybody who've seen him. I've seen him. Well,
- 20:37Speaker 1: you think probably the best moon I've ever seen? Again?
- 20:39Speaker 1: Right number one?
- 20:40Speaker 8: Right?
- 20:44Speaker 2: Chance? Need to go see twenty one pilots in Columbus,
- 20:47Speaker 2: Ohio around nine thirty A chance at one thousand dollars.
- 20:50Speaker 2: Try to pay your bills around nine ten. It is
- 20:52Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob on ninety six to one kiss. I
- 20:55Speaker 2: got a text message from Bob's wife Rebecca on Saturday
- 20:59Speaker 2: morning nine thirty that says, please ask your friend what
- 21:02Speaker 2: happens in our bathroom in the middle of the night
- 21:05Speaker 2: to cause powder to be everywhere. Do not ask him
- 21:10Speaker 2: on the air or in front of other people though.
- 21:12Speaker 2: So I then immediately text Bob and said, hey, what
- 21:16Speaker 2: what did you do with the baby powder? Bob calls
- 21:20Speaker 2: me then, because this is a story that just needs
- 21:23Speaker 2: to be told, not text. So go ahead, Bob explained,
- 21:27Speaker 2: by the way, this story is fit for the air.
- 21:29Speaker 2: Now we can share this story on air. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, dude.
- 21:34Speaker 2: I can't have Indian food anymore. Okay, Like I'm at
- 21:37Speaker 2: the point in my life where I can't. I can't
- 21:39Speaker 2: have Indian food. I've come to that conclusion.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Okay, Is that because Indian food sort of gives you
- 21:44Speaker 1: the squirts.
- 21:45Speaker 2: Maybe or last time the Indian food did that to me,
- 21:47Speaker 2: an Indian man visited me in the middle of the night.
- 21:49Speaker 1: I do remember this.
- 21:50Speaker 2: I do remember talking about this on the show How
- 21:53Speaker 2: you had you were visited by an Indian man in
- 21:55Speaker 2: your dreams?
- 21:56Speaker 5: It was the same thing last time we went on
- 21:58Speaker 5: Friday night. Okay, my wife and daughter love Indian I
- 22:01Speaker 5: love Indian food.
- 22:02Speaker 9: I love how.
- 22:02Speaker 2: It's It's delicious, the non and everything. Your body can't
- 22:06Speaker 2: handle it time. Last time it made me so sick,
- 22:09Speaker 2: like overnight, and an Indian man visited me in my
- 22:12Speaker 2: dreams and wanted it all back, and I had food
- 22:14Speaker 2: poisoning and it was horrible. Some people will remember us
- 22:17Speaker 2: talking about this on the show. I'm taking months off
- 22:19Speaker 2: Indian food until this weekend. Yeah, so we go out
- 22:25Speaker 2: for Indian food. Everything's great. I'm even feeling good, like
- 22:27Speaker 2: no indigestion, no heartburn. I took a pepsid.
- 22:30Speaker 1: I was feeling pregame in the Indian food.
- 22:33Speaker 2: I like it.
- 22:33Speaker 1: We're at that age now.
- 22:34Speaker 2: I fell asleep on the couch and uh, my wife
- 22:38Speaker 2: reback told me she tried waking me up before she
- 22:41Speaker 2: went up to bed.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Huh, I don't remember any of it, Like, I don't know.
- 22:44Speaker 2: She's like, you were awake and I'm just telling you
- 22:46Speaker 2: come on off to bed, and you're just laying there
- 22:48Speaker 2: like you're awake, and I don't.
- 22:50Speaker 1: I don't like half away, half asleep. Yeah.
- 22:53Speaker 5: Next thing I know, it's five am, and I am
- 22:56Speaker 5: wandering up the stairs, and for some reason, once I
- 23:00Speaker 5: get up to our bathroom, I think I smell like
- 23:04Speaker 5: Indian food or something, okay, And then I just started
- 23:07Speaker 5: spraying myself with power like baby powder. When you say
- 23:12Speaker 5: spray yourself with baby powder, dude, I'm pretty sure I
- 23:14Speaker 5: slept walk all the way upstairs because I didn't remember
- 23:19Speaker 5: this until I woke up Saturday and there was a
- 23:23Speaker 5: clouds of baby powder on the bathroom floor.
- 23:27Speaker 2: So did you think I smell like Indian food? I
- 23:31Speaker 2: can't get in the bed like this. I gotta smell
- 23:34Speaker 2: mice for my wife. Why wouldn't I take a shower?
- 23:40Speaker 2: Your wife sent me a picture of your bathroom floor
- 23:43Speaker 2: covered in baby Where were pudding it? You know when
- 23:45Speaker 2: you poofed the bottle? I had to be poof it
- 23:48Speaker 2: was all over my body, My underwear talking about Yes, Bob,
- 23:54Speaker 2: talk about your underwear. For some reason, I filled my
- 23:57Speaker 2: underwear up from baby powder.
- 23:59Speaker 1: Dude, you were not conscious during this right like you were?
- 24:02Speaker 2: Were you? Has this ever happened you before you sleep walk?
- 24:06Speaker 1: I can't have any food. You're you know, people can't
- 24:12Speaker 1: have like brown liquor because the night goes off the rails.
- 24:15Speaker 2: Yeah, you me butter chicken like Kanye West at the
- 24:18Speaker 2: VMA's I got to stay away from is that is
- 24:20Speaker 2: the butter chicken does something.
- 24:22Speaker 1: You don't feed me butter chicken.
- 24:24Speaker 2: In the middle of the night Friday and Friday night
- 24:26Speaker 2: and a Saturday morning, you're in your bathroom covering your
- 24:29Speaker 2: body and baby powder somewhere around five am. At some
- 24:33Speaker 2: point around five am, you're like Lebron James of the
- 24:37Speaker 2: check in and just throwing baby powder up. I went
- 24:40Speaker 2: up and down my arms right on my chest like
- 24:43Speaker 2: my like I said, my underwear was fall like and
- 24:47Speaker 2: the floor around me had like underwears fall just powder sprays.
- 24:53Speaker 2: I I can't have any food anymore. That's at the
- 24:56Speaker 2: point in my life where I I just know like something,
- 24:59Speaker 2: something weird, It's gonna happen. Something Bad's gonna happen. Last
- 25:03Speaker 2: time the Indian man visited me and gave me diarrhea. Yeah,
- 25:07Speaker 2: this time he visited me and powdered my body. I'm
- 25:11Speaker 2: not willing to roll the dice again. You didn't know
- 25:13Speaker 2: you did this until you woke up the next morning
- 25:16Speaker 2: and your wife Becca said, why is the bathroom.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Covered in baby powder? Had no clue?
- 25:25Speaker 2: All right, Coming up next on the show, we get
- 25:27Speaker 2: to the Pittsburgh scanner from over the weekend. See what
- 25:31Speaker 2: was happening. Do we have any Picklesburg related crimes? I
- 25:35Speaker 2: will tell you that there there is some nudity coming
- 25:38Speaker 2: up in the Pittsburgh Police scanner and also a couple
- 25:41Speaker 2: of elderly men coming up.
- 25:42Speaker 1: In the Pittsburgh Police scanner. Um yum.
- 25:44Speaker 2: We'll get to head around seven twentys Mike, you Bob,
- 25:48Speaker 2: don't yum yum.
- 25:49Speaker 1: The old man.
- 25:50Speaker 2: Yes, somewhat of a manageable day today, sunny and high's
- 25:57Speaker 2: in the low eighties. We'll still see a little bit
- 25:59Speaker 2: of Canadian wildfire smoke, but it's not like dangerous for everyone.
- 26:03Speaker 1: It's just like you know, older people, people with breathing problems.
- 26:06Speaker 2: We're back to an orange level instead of a red
- 26:08Speaker 2: level or a purple level.
- 26:09Speaker 1: Right, so get it?
- 26:10Speaker 2: Yeah, we're back at Orange. Now it is Mikey and
- 26:13Speaker 2: Bob on ninety six to one kiss. Christopher Nolan now
- 26:16Speaker 2: has the biggest opening of his career. The Odyssey did
- 26:20Speaker 2: great at the box office this weekend, made two hundred
- 26:22Speaker 2: and sixty four million dollars worldwide and one hundred and
- 26:25Speaker 2: twenty four domestically. Now the biggest opening of Christopher Nolan's career.
- 26:31Speaker 2: Are we okay with Christopher Nolan?
- 26:32Speaker 6: Bob?
- 26:32Speaker 2: I know you got a problem with James Cameron. How's
- 26:34Speaker 2: Christopher Nolan? We go with him because I'm good with him.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Yeah, Batman, Yeah he's good. He made good, he made interstellar.
- 26:41Speaker 1: He can do no wrong in my book.
- 26:43Speaker 2: All right, it is time to get to the Pittsburgh
- 26:45Speaker 2: Police scanner account again. This is just a couple people
- 26:48Speaker 2: who listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner and then they
- 26:51Speaker 2: report on what is happening in and around our city.
- 26:57Speaker 1: We go to Oakland.
- 26:58Speaker 2: Here at Wood Street, callers said that two elderly men
- 27:01Speaker 2: are having a very slow, low action fist fight.
- 27:08Speaker 1: I want to see that.
- 27:09Speaker 2: I want to I want to see a couple of
- 27:11Speaker 2: elderly people fight each other fighting.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to see how that could Why Why
- 27:18Speaker 1: does it seem like that would be the noise they
- 27:20Speaker 1: make too.
- 27:21Speaker 2: You see two elderly men your moan in the street
- 27:25Speaker 2: to where the caller says, it's it's very slow in
- 27:28Speaker 2: low action. Oh, no, he's gonna kick, He's gonna kick.
- 27:36Speaker 1: No, he's not, he's not gonna kick. Also kick. If
- 27:39Speaker 1: you're the caller, he could have probably just stepped in
- 27:41Speaker 1: and been like, hey, yeah, seriously, if you're gonna.
- 27:46Speaker 2: Reporting to the police that we have a slow, low
- 27:48Speaker 2: action fight, just go out there and like, I don't know.
- 27:51Speaker 1: Enough, squirt him with your your garden hose or something
- 27:55Speaker 1: like that.
- 27:55Speaker 2: Just separate, you know, get him west spray with the
- 27:58Speaker 2: cat and bottle or like catwater bottle or something like that.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Also happening in and around our city. We go to Sheridan.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Jesus. Caller says, Donald Trump keeps stealing her mail.
- 28:17Speaker 2: Man.
- 28:17Speaker 1: I don't think.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Think that.
- 28:21Speaker 1: No, I don't think that, Sheridan. I don't think that
- 28:25Speaker 1: he's coming by saying I gotta I don't think.
- 28:28Speaker 2: Maybe she's seen the Secret Service and he come onto
- 28:31Speaker 2: the porch. Maybe it's somebody just stealing her Amazon packages
- 28:35Speaker 2: wearing a Donald Trump mask, and she's she can't separate it.
- 28:39Speaker 1: It's a mask like this is.
- 28:41Speaker 2: Gonna sound crazy, but he's here every week stealing my packages.
- 28:45Speaker 2: Also happening in and around our city. Through the eyes
- 28:47Speaker 2: of the Pittsburgh Police scanner, we go to Beachview. Caller
- 28:51Speaker 2: said she's a door dash driver and delivered in order
- 28:54Speaker 2: to a completely naked, intoxicated man. He invited her inside
- 28:58Speaker 2: to partake. He decline, no, color doesn't like this, not
- 29:02Speaker 2: the tips she's looking for, Bud, We didn't need that.
- 29:13Speaker 1: No, thank you, Sarah. Here's your I just wonder here's
- 29:16Speaker 1: your beef and cheddar from Arby's.
- 29:19Speaker 2: Don't make it Arby's. You could have picked any other restaurant,
- 29:25Speaker 2: any other food. Just send the police for this creep, Like,
- 29:30Speaker 2: can't be opening your door after you ordered Arby's and
- 29:35Speaker 2: then open the door showing up.
- 29:44Speaker 1: Straight to jail.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Hey straight, don't answer the door naked, ever, don't be
- 29:49Speaker 2: a creep. That's what's happening in and around our city. Ding. Hey,
- 29:55Speaker 2: thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
- 29:59Speaker 2: Now whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.
- 30:03Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 30:03Speaker 2: But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
- 30:06Speaker 2: can hit that little talkback microphone send us a message.
- 30:10Speaker 2: You can send us a message about previous shows, the
- 30:14Speaker 2: latest show, something you want us to cover on the show.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Let us know where you're listening from too. Oh yeah,
- 30:21Speaker 1: that's fun too, right people in random places.
- 30:23Speaker 2: Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
- 30:27Speaker 2: us a message and maybe you'll make the show. Jumped. Hey, mom,
- 30:33Speaker 2: our friend Logan sent a message here, wants to talk about.
- 30:35Speaker 7: The days here. So we just got back from a
- 30:40Speaker 7: week on vacation with an aut of family and we
- 30:43Speaker 7: stayed in any house that was really nice. Love, pant
- 30:46Speaker 7: do what we usually saying. And honestly, the highlight of
- 30:49Speaker 7: this house was.
- 30:52Speaker 1: ThisDay.
- 30:54Speaker 7: Tell us tons of temperature, sending tons of pressure, setting
- 30:58Speaker 7: a dryer, a heated tol WHOA. Honestly, I don't think
- 31:02Speaker 7: I ever want to go back to a cool toilet
- 31:04Speaker 7: seat again.
- 31:05Speaker 2: That's understandable. And I know there's a lot of biday
- 31:08Speaker 2: talk on our show, and there has been for a
- 31:10Speaker 2: few years since me and Bob really discovered the days
- 31:12Speaker 2: they starting. It's just it'll ruin wiping for you, Iah,
- 31:17Speaker 2: It's unbelievable.
- 31:18Speaker 5: I've never used one that's heated or hear dryer or
- 31:22Speaker 5: multiple temperatures.
- 31:24Speaker 1: It's not that I don't want to. I just can't
- 31:26Speaker 1: afford it. Yeah, I don't have.
- 31:27Speaker 2: It's like a two thousand dollars toilet, like I think
- 31:30Speaker 2: I got for like thirty bucks on Amazon. And it's
- 31:33Speaker 2: the job done. Man, gets the job done. When we
- 31:36Speaker 2: were on our summer vacation, man, I missed it. I
- 31:38Speaker 2: came home first ride on of beday after you've been
- 31:42Speaker 2: like away from your beday for like a week. Oh man,
- 31:45Speaker 2: it's like all right, it's like sleeping in your own bed.
- 31:48Speaker 1: Welcome home.
- 31:49Speaker 2: That's what it is. Except for round back. It's Mikey
- 31:53Speaker 2: and Bob here on ninety six to one Kiss. If
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- 32:00Speaker 2: Sea Harperato Group. Bob, somebody's got to say something nice
- 32:04Speaker 2: message if you want to just get to this. Yeah. Positivity,
- 32:07Speaker 2: that's what we're about here on the show. If you
- 32:09Speaker 2: have something nice to say about someone or something, just
- 32:13Speaker 2: send us a message through the free iHeartRadio app.
- 32:15Speaker 1: It's time to.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Say something nice, Say something nice, Say something nice.
- 32:23Speaker 9: Hey, guys, So I was listening to Friday's show and
- 32:25Speaker 9: I just wanted to say something nice to our friends
- 32:28Speaker 9: over at the Sarah's Candy Company.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Okay, now, if you missed Friday show, the our friends
- 32:35Speaker 2: over at Sarah's Candy sent an entire giant gift basket
- 32:39Speaker 2: to me and Bob. It did have some lactate in
- 32:42Speaker 2: it because I'm lactose in tolerant. They sent a bunch
- 32:45Speaker 2: of candy and hats and all this mugs and staff. Yeah.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Yeah, Sarah's Candy.
- 32:50Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 32:51Speaker 1: We will eventually go to the Sarah's Candy factory and
- 32:54Speaker 1: tear it.
- 32:54Speaker 9: Up over there for sending you guys that amazing gift basket.
- 32:58Speaker 9: Oh yeah, and more importantly, how much I love them
- 33:01Speaker 9: for completely understanding the assignment and giving the sense of
- 33:05Speaker 9: humor of the show.
- 33:05Speaker 1: They really did, like they you know, sending me lactad.
- 33:09Speaker 2: You really got to know about me, if you know
- 33:11Speaker 2: my my bowel movement history and everything.
- 33:15Speaker 9: With their amazing, perfect reply note that they sent love
- 33:19Speaker 9: you guys.
- 33:19Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Hey.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Shout out to Sarah's Candies.
- 33:23Speaker 2: We say something nice, Say something nice, all right? Coming
- 33:28Speaker 2: up around nine thirty on the show, we want to
- 33:31Speaker 2: send you this week to go see twenty one Pilots.
- 33:34Speaker 2: They're playing a hometown show in Columbus, Ohio. This show
- 33:38Speaker 2: is at Ohio Stadium where Ohio State plays football. It's
- 33:43Speaker 2: like just tens and tens of thousands of people. I
- 33:47Speaker 2: think it's like six fifty the cheapest resale ticket to
- 33:50Speaker 2: even get an upper bowl. Yeah, your chance to go
- 33:53Speaker 2: see twenty one Pilot's hometown show. Around nine thirty, it's
- 33:56Speaker 2: Mikey Bob Hate.
- 33:57Speaker 1: Your Bills on ninety six one yiss.
- 34:01Speaker 2: Welcome to the animal portion of our show. Here it's
- 34:04Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob on ninety six to one kiss. Chance
- 34:07Speaker 2: for you to win one thousand dollars coming up around
- 34:09Speaker 2: nine to ten. Got a message on Instagram from gym
- 34:11Speaker 2: here Dog's twenty three on Instagram knows how much we
- 34:15Speaker 2: love turtle mating noises and wants to know if we've
- 34:18Speaker 2: ever watched a turtle eat a watermelon. So, oh my,
- 34:29Speaker 2: all right again, that's not turtle mating. I watched a
- 34:32Speaker 2: video that's just a turtle munching on a watermelon.
- 34:36Speaker 1: It was mating. There was no mating. This is not
- 34:39Speaker 1: turtle mating like it does. But this is just a
- 34:43Speaker 1: turtle eating a watermelon.
- 34:46Speaker 2: Oh man, that first bite is to juicy, Elicia, dude,
- 34:52Speaker 2: it there you go, you yourself a little little buddy.
- 35:07Speaker 1: Turtle eating watermelon right there.
- 35:09Speaker 2: Uh Now, let's get to Jimothy, the tiny raccoon that's
- 35:13Speaker 2: almost shaped like a ball because it's got something wrong
- 35:15Speaker 2: with this spine. People are calling it a cryptid, which
- 35:18Speaker 2: is like an imaginary animal that nobody's ever actually seen before.
- 35:21Speaker 2: It does look like a hairy volleyball with leg it's
- 35:24Speaker 2: ballsh It's a raccoon because it's it appears that have
- 35:29Speaker 2: some sort of spine problem.
- 35:31Speaker 1: The raccoon is in the Seattle area.
- 35:33Speaker 2: It's been nicknamed Jimithy like the Seattle Mariners put it
- 35:38Speaker 2: up on the jumbo tron with a picture. It's to
- 35:40Speaker 2: make noise for Jimothy, like it's become this.
- 35:43Speaker 5: This hasn't crossed your timeline yet, it's gonna it will,
- 35:46Speaker 5: and then you're gonna get mem to.
- 35:48Speaker 2: Death about it. Let's get to a talk back message.
- 35:50Speaker 2: You're brought to us by one Team Media, so.
- 35:52Speaker 8: Good for you to talk about Jimothy because he's been.
- 35:54Speaker 4: All over my timeline.
- 35:56Speaker 8: Did you see the Mariners made him into a mascot.
- 36:00Speaker 2: Yeah, the Mariners had somebody dressed up in a raccoon
- 36:04Speaker 2: costume for whatever race they do in Seattle and made
- 36:07Speaker 2: Jimothy win the race.
- 36:08Speaker 1: It's a whole thing in Seattle.
- 36:09Speaker 2: But also the internet is on to Jimithy now, and
- 36:13Speaker 2: I'm just worried because something like this happens. This isn't
- 36:16Speaker 2: like at a zoo or anything. This is just out
- 36:19Speaker 2: on the streets. I'm worried somebody's gonna capture Jimothy into
- 36:25Speaker 2: their house, you know, a food trail of some kind,
- 36:28Speaker 2: be like I got, and then the cops are gonna
- 36:31Speaker 2: have to go and be like, you can't own Jimmithy
- 36:33Speaker 2: in living room.
- 36:34Speaker 10: Uh huhmoth, poor little buddy with his spine problems.
- 36:39Speaker 9: Yea man's freaky looking raccoon.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a freaky looking raccoon.
- 36:45Speaker 2: All right. Let's see how the news is covering Jimothy
- 36:48Speaker 2: in Seattle. I love how there's so much going on
- 36:51Speaker 2: in the world, so much going on in the country.
- 36:53Speaker 2: The damn world's basically on fire. I mean Picklesburg didn't
- 36:57Speaker 2: even go off well this weekend because oh god, it
- 37:00Speaker 2: is on fire. But stop everything. There's a weird looking
- 37:05Speaker 2: raccoon in Seattle. He is all over social media. Take
- 37:09Speaker 2: a look. An Instagram post launched the animal into fame.
- 37:13Speaker 2: That since at more than three hundred thousand likes, that's
- 37:16Speaker 2: not views, that's like, so it's it's it's millions of
- 37:19Speaker 2: views for Jimithy, the weird looking volleyball shaped raccoon.
- 37:23Speaker 11: Since then, other people have taken to the web to
- 37:24Speaker 11: post their sightings of this animal they called Jimithy. Like
- 37:27Speaker 11: this clip of the raccoon walking around on someone's deck.
- 37:31Speaker 2: I mean, who named it Jimmithy. I have so many
- 37:33Speaker 2: unanswered questions. But he is going to capture Jimithy and
- 37:39Speaker 2: and just be like, well nobody else was feeding him,
- 37:42Speaker 2: so or he's just gonna maul a family, you know,
- 37:45Speaker 2: like somebody's we can pat them.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Geez, Jimmy's is sad. Jimmithy ending.
- 37:52Speaker 2: It's like when you when somebody gets famous online and
- 37:55Speaker 2: then somebody goes and finds an Instagram post or a
- 37:59Speaker 2: Twitter post from twenty sixteen, and you're like, yeah, Jimmy's cute,
- 38:04Speaker 2: but he used a word he's not supposed to use
- 38:08Speaker 2: on the internet, and it's not so cute anymore.
- 38:11Speaker 11: Right, we spoke to neighbors who are eager to soon
- 38:13Speaker 11: have a sighting of their own.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Okay, so again, this is up in Seattle.
- 38:17Speaker 2: There's a little ball shaped raccoon that has a spine
- 38:20Speaker 2: problem named Jimmithy kind of has.
- 38:21Speaker 10: Some sort of physical abnormality, kind of looks a little
- 38:26Speaker 10: bit like a cryptid, but very cute.
- 38:28Speaker 11: How he reached out to the Washington Department of Fish
- 38:31Speaker 11: and Wildlife about this animal. A spokesperson says, it's not
- 38:35Speaker 11: clear why it looks the way it does, but because
- 38:37Speaker 11: it appears to get around just fine on its own,
- 38:40Speaker 11: people should leave it alone and not feed it.
- 38:42Speaker 2: Ah See, Now, if you tell people to leave it
- 38:45Speaker 2: alone and don't feed it, that basically tells people I
- 38:49Speaker 2: heard on.
- 38:50Speaker 1: The news that you can feed Jimmify.
- 38:53Speaker 5: Like people will not that, and then throw on the
- 38:56Speaker 5: whole other layer of just people know that you post
- 38:59Speaker 5: a video Jimothy get three hundred thousand likes, So some
- 39:03Speaker 5: more on who's going to do it?
- 39:05Speaker 1: Somebody's going to capture this thing? You shouldn't.
- 39:09Speaker 2: It's gonna eat their face. You should leave Jimothy alone.
- 39:13Speaker 2: But I know, but yeah, but what if somebody puts
- 39:16Speaker 2: a party hat on him? Dude, if somebody puts a
- 39:18Speaker 2: party hat on him, they own the Internet for the day.
- 39:20Speaker 1: Right, Jimmithy comes in. He loved drinking beers and smoke.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Jimmothy was SIGs. Dude, it looks like
- 39:28Speaker 1: you might smoke SIGs.
- 39:30Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe like Jimothy's parents were smokers and
- 39:35Speaker 2: he had some deformities when he was born.
- 39:38Speaker 11: People online are saying that this could be a disorder
- 39:41Speaker 11: called short spine syndrome.
- 39:42Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be a short spine syndrome. Either way.
- 39:45Speaker 2: There's this ball shaped, weird looking raccoon in Seattle. It's
- 39:49Speaker 2: a real thing, But you're right, we're all enamored by
- 39:52Speaker 2: its cuteness. Right now, this story will have an ending
- 39:56Speaker 2: to it.
- 39:56Speaker 1: It will. We won't just forget about Jimothy.
- 39:59Speaker 2: Somebody, even if it's not now, two months from now,
- 40:03Speaker 2: somebody's gonna capture Jimothy or something's gonna happen.
- 40:06Speaker 1: Remember that, Jimmithy.
- 40:07Speaker 2: Yeah, you ain't a family of four.
- 40:10Speaker 1: And then he smoked SIGs on their couch. I don't
- 40:13Speaker 1: think I've ever laughed.
- 40:14Speaker 2: Before at a family of four was mauled by a raccoon.
- 40:19Speaker 2: But this is a situation where it is somewhat comical.
- 40:31Speaker 9: You my heart from.
- 40:36Speaker 2: Hey, thanks to everybody who hung out with us at
- 40:38Speaker 2: Acre Sure yesterday for the World Cup final watch party
- 40:42Speaker 2: as Spain beat Messi and Argentina one to nothing. It
- 40:46Speaker 2: was a good match, right, Yeah. It took a while
- 40:49Speaker 2: for Spain to get that first one. It went into
- 40:52Speaker 2: you know, the extra time, but pretty good match there.
- 40:55Speaker 2: Spain wins the World Cup and now it's just depression. No,
- 40:58Speaker 2: it's like every all the all the tourists are gone,
- 41:02Speaker 2: all the partying in the streets, it's all gone, Like
- 41:05Speaker 2: how do we keep this party going?
- 41:07Speaker 1: All the fun videos? Yeh, man, I don't want it
- 41:10Speaker 1: to end. Tourists just partying with people.
- 41:12Speaker 2: And hey, the halftime show was pretty good yesterday for
- 41:15Speaker 2: the World Cup, right, Like, I know the rest of
- 41:18Speaker 2: the world is mad at it because you know, it
- 41:21Speaker 2: disrupted the normal halftime. Man, they don't have halftime shows
- 41:24Speaker 2: for the World Cup. But you come over to the USA,
- 41:26Speaker 2: We're gonna give you a halftime show. We're gonna give
- 41:29Speaker 2: you hydration breaks so we can play commercials like we.
- 41:32Speaker 1: Are gonna make it happen. It was Super Bowl level halftime. Yeah.
- 41:36Speaker 2: Justin Bieber was, you know, singing acoustically. By the way,
- 41:40Speaker 2: did you see Jason sadeikis there as Ted Lasso. Yeah?
- 41:44Speaker 1: Yeah, you know they got the yellow sign believe. Yeah,
- 41:47Speaker 1: it said believe.
- 41:48Speaker 2: And he introduced Justin Bieber, and then there was Madonna
- 41:52Speaker 2: and Shakira. Are you just avoiding saying what else was
- 41:55Speaker 2: out there? Because I know it's the thing that you're
- 41:57Speaker 2: most excited about. The Muppets were there. Muppets were there again.
- 42:01Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, tell me when the Muppets do
- 42:04Speaker 2: anything bad, tell me when the Muppets don't make you smile,
- 42:08Speaker 2: and never they always make you happy. Whoever was like,
- 42:12Speaker 2: we're just gonna throw the Muppets into this. Chris Martin
- 42:15Speaker 2: from Coldplay did it?
- 42:17Speaker 1: He was right, Yeah, it show. It was very genius.
- 42:20Speaker 2: It was very brightly colored rainbow sort of like a
- 42:24Speaker 2: cold Play show and everything.
- 42:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:25Speaker 2: Chris Martin from Coldplay with Global Citizen they put on
- 42:29Speaker 2: the show. Yeah.
- 42:30Speaker 1: I thought it was I thought it was good. I
- 42:32Speaker 1: just the rest of the world hated it because it interrupted.
- 42:35Speaker 1: You know, they hate fun. They hate fun.
- 42:38Speaker 2: That's what did you see Cookie Monster watching Shakiro? The
- 42:42Speaker 2: rest of the world dies fun?
- 42:44Speaker 1: I did see that video, and you're you are absolutely right.
- 42:48Speaker 2: How can you hate Cookie Monster watching Shakira dance? It's
- 42:53Speaker 2: so good, so good. I'm telling you, man, jay Z
- 42:58Speaker 2: over at Rock Nation better get it together because the
- 43:01Speaker 2: bar has been raised for the super Bowl halftime show.
- 43:04Speaker 1: What do you got, jay Z? Where the Muppets at?
- 43:07Speaker 1: For real?
- 43:08Speaker 2: The Muppet should be part of every major halftime performance,
- 43:12Speaker 2: super Bowl, World Cup, all of it.
- 43:15Speaker 1: Just put the Muppets.
- 43:16Speaker 2: I couldn't agree more because, out of all the star
- 43:20Speaker 2: power that was performing at halftime, I feel like the
- 43:25Speaker 2: Muppets stole the show, right. I feel like a lot
- 43:27Speaker 2: of people weren't expecting it and then all of a sudden,
- 43:30Speaker 2: you just got Animal on the drums, like, hey, the
- 43:33Speaker 2: Muppets are here too?
- 43:34Speaker 1: What good?
- 43:36Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool and thanks to everybody who came
- 43:37Speaker 2: out to Akroscher and hung out with us and watched
- 43:42Speaker 2: some of the uh some of the match.
- 43:44Speaker 1: But yeah, it's sort of like, what do we do now?
- 43:47Speaker 1: We got the river Hans, River Hans did need that
- 43:51Speaker 1: soccer fix.
- 43:52Speaker 2: By the way, riverhwnds were a national TV on Saturday
- 43:56Speaker 2: and then one dude gets a hat trick in like
- 43:59Speaker 2: six minutes or something like crazy. That was pretty cool
- 44:02Speaker 2: and not a bad crowd either. Saturday at the the
- 44:05Speaker 2: River Hounds game. But that's it for the World Cup.
- 44:07Speaker 2: Spain beats Argentina one to nothing. Now what the hell
- 44:11Speaker 2: do we do with her?
- 44:12Speaker 1: The pickles are gone?
- 44:13Speaker 2: Now to soccer's gone dealer training camp. Oh my gosh,
- 44:18Speaker 2: a couple of weeks away. Next week, this week, no, yeah,
- 44:23Speaker 2: next week, my god's day. Well, hear from our buddy
- 44:30Speaker 2: Raccoon Tim and get to uh some say something nice
- 44:34Speaker 2: messages around eight twenty five here on the Kiss Morning
- 44:37Speaker 2: Freak Show.
- 44:37Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob Kiss.
- 44:41Speaker 2: Hey, let's get to a say something nice message here
- 44:44Speaker 2: real quick, and then we're gonna hear from Raccoon Tim.
- 44:47Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob on ninety six to one Kiss.
- 44:52Speaker 2: Say something nice, Say something nice. It's the ports of
- 44:56Speaker 2: the show where you're just sending in a talkback message.
- 44:58Speaker 2: Maybe you'll make the show just some positivity. Say something nice,
- 45:01Speaker 2: say something nice.
- 45:02Speaker 11: Yeah, say something nice.
- 45:04Speaker 2: Oh, say something nice, Say something nice. I'd like to
- 45:12Speaker 2: say thanks for the Canadians for sending it down there
- 45:14Speaker 2: small today.
- 45:15Speaker 1: All right, thank you Canada.
- 45:16Speaker 2: We appreciate you. I remember, boys and girls, if you
- 45:19Speaker 2: don't finish school, you can always finish con Creek.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Big Ball. Okay, it's not Bob's birthday. Bob's
- 45:25Speaker 1: birthday is New Year's Day. Always do concrete.
- 45:29Speaker 2: Say something nice, Say something nice. Now, let's get to
- 45:33Speaker 2: our buddy, Raccoon Tim. Raccoon Tim, it has been, you know,
- 45:39Speaker 2: sort of leaving messages. A friend of the show for
- 45:41Speaker 2: a few years now. Loves wild exotic animals. Let's get
- 45:44Speaker 2: to Raccoon Tim here talkback messages brought to us by
- 45:47Speaker 2: the Pavement Group.
- 45:48Speaker 12: Hey, Mikey and Big Bob, your boy, Raccoon Tim said,
- 45:51Speaker 12: Mikey and Bob, we did it again. We went to
- 45:53Speaker 12: aqua World to get rats and nice to feed the snakes.
- 45:57Speaker 1: Okay, well, yeah, Raccoon Tim has a lot of snakes here.
- 46:00Speaker 12: Snake ate all his rats.
- 46:01Speaker 1: Big snake ate the rats.
- 46:02Speaker 12: Will snake only ate four at eight mice not hungry.
- 46:06Speaker 12: I still got a buddy living with him in his cage. Okay,
- 46:09Speaker 12: the other three we put outside. My dog found the one.
- 46:12Speaker 12: Turns out it only had two legs, one stump and
- 46:15Speaker 12: missing a leg, so my daughter kept it.
- 46:17Speaker 2: All right, Raccoon tim has a pet mouse now with
- 46:21Speaker 2: two legs, legs in a stump, so kept it. By
- 46:26Speaker 2: the way, no message about Jimothy yet, you know, No,
- 46:30Speaker 2: I haven't heard about the little raccoon with.
- 46:32Speaker 1: The short spine that's taking over the internet out of Seattle.
- 46:36Speaker 1: The internet thinks Jimothy school. We got a raccoon Timothy
- 46:39Speaker 1: here in Pittsburgh. Just as fun you.
- 46:42Speaker 2: Think Jimmithy's school, we did. Got raccoon Timothy here. Play
- 46:49Speaker 2: some of his best messages. All right, let's get to
- 46:52Speaker 2: another talkback messager.
- 46:55Speaker 8: I heard you talking about Jimmithy the round raccoon. Yeah,
- 46:59Speaker 8: never i'd say those words together. But okay, but there
- 47:04Speaker 8: is a Instagram page with a similar shaped dog and
- 47:09Speaker 8: it's called Tilly the Friendly Loaf, and it's really cute.
- 47:14Speaker 8: So I would definitely recommend looking at pictures of the doggie.
- 47:17Speaker 1: All right.
- 47:18Speaker 2: I don't want to get you distracted here, Bob, But
- 47:20Speaker 2: Tilly the Friendly Loaf is that what the Instagram page is?
- 47:24Speaker 2: Tilly the Friendly Loaf. Is it just like a round
- 47:27Speaker 2: dog that just find sits around all day and just
- 47:31Speaker 2: a friendly loaf?
- 47:33Speaker 5: It looks like Jimmothy the Raccoon, but in dog form.
- 47:36Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, what's its name again, Tilly the Friendly Loaf?
- 47:40Speaker 2: There you go. If you want the dog version of Jimithy,
- 47:44Speaker 2: it's Tilly the Friendly Loaf like this and dog like it.
- 47:51Speaker 2: It looks like Jimmathy the Raccoon, but.
- 47:53Speaker 1: It's a dog alright.
- 47:55Speaker 2: Hey, I didn't know that. I didn't know volleyball shaped animals.
- 47:58Speaker 2: We're gonna take over the show to but here we are.
- 48:01Speaker 2: Just if you want to be part of the show.
- 48:05Speaker 2: I got to do is get on the free iHeartRadio
- 48:07Speaker 2: app send us a talkback message brought to us by
- 48:10Speaker 2: One Team Media.
- 48:12Speaker 1: Let's get to this message.
- 48:13Speaker 2: We were talking last week about the Pittsburgh Walk of
- 48:15Speaker 2: Fame in the Strip District.
- 48:17Speaker 1: You know Mary o Lemieux and you know Myron Cope.
- 48:19Speaker 2: A bunch of super insers are in the second round
- 48:22Speaker 2: of you know, Walk of Fame stars there in the
- 48:26Speaker 2: Strip District. Ay Boys, Mashed Potato, regular Lady here catching
- 48:29Speaker 2: up on a couple of dames for the podcast.
- 48:33Speaker 6: So I think I understand the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame.
- 48:36Speaker 6: Not including Jalapago Hannah in the first.
- 48:39Speaker 9: Round but not including her in the second round is
- 48:43Speaker 9: frankliest flap in the space.
- 48:45Speaker 7: So I was like, justice for Klipano Hannah.
- 48:48Speaker 6: And maybe we start a petition.
- 48:51Speaker 1: She's not wrong. Yeah, I'm not here to disagree with that.
- 48:54Speaker 2: I don't think all the parogies deserve a star in
- 48:57Speaker 2: the Walk of Fame, but I do think Klapeno Hannah
- 49:00Speaker 2: should be single though, and get her own star.
- 49:03Speaker 1: Ice Pittsburgh Walking Iceberg absolutely should be on there. Pirate Parrot.
- 49:11Speaker 2: Are we are we drawing the pirate one because there's
- 49:15Speaker 2: a bunch of different versions of the pirate pair about
- 49:18Speaker 2: the beam line, like Steely mcbeam. No chance if Steely
- 49:22Speaker 2: mcbeam gets on the Walk of Fame, I'm taking a
- 49:24Speaker 2: jack camera out there and taking him out because Steely
- 49:26Speaker 2: mcbeam is is a blight onions or society. Are we
- 49:29Speaker 2: overlooking the cocaine pirate pair? That's what I'm talking about.
- 49:33Speaker 2: There's there's there's a history of the pirate parrots. So yeah,
- 49:38Speaker 2: I mean Iceberg is easy. I feel like icebergs a
- 49:41Speaker 2: layup he's a movie star too, with Jean Claude Van
- 49:43Speaker 2: Dam true.
- 49:45Speaker 1: Pirate Parrot.
- 49:46Speaker 2: Maybe maybe Pirate parent gets on there, but it's got
- 49:49Speaker 2: to be like modern day pirate parrot, not going. No
- 49:53Speaker 2: reference to the cocaine not that's not what we want
- 49:57Speaker 2: visitors to know about about the pirate parrot from the Yeah, no,
- 50:01Speaker 2: we don't do that. But yeah, I think I'lipeniohanna absolutely
- 50:05Speaker 2: not all the pro gies, just Hannah.
- 50:08Speaker 1: All right, it's time for a naked story here.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Just about every day on the show, somebody gets naked,
- 50:12Speaker 2: gets arrested, makes the news, and then makes the show.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Today's naked story. Here we go.
- 50:17Speaker 2: Whoa, Yeah, someone decided it's time for another naked story.
- 50:25Speaker 2: On the ninety sixth one Kiss Morning Freaks Out with
- 50:28Speaker 2: Mikey and Big.
- 50:30Speaker 1: Bad, this is over.
- 50:31Speaker 2: Near Denver, a man was arrested for surfing naked on
- 50:34Speaker 2: top of a moving train.
- 50:35Speaker 1: Okay, surfing the train.
- 50:37Speaker 2: Yeah. Man broke the window on a Union Pacific Railroad
- 50:40Speaker 2: locomotive and entered.
- 50:42Speaker 1: It wasn't that Big Boy, was it.
- 50:43Speaker 2: No? I don't think it was the Big Boy one
- 50:45Speaker 2: that it came through here. No, I don't think it
- 50:47Speaker 2: was that one surfing the Big Boy train naked uh
- 50:50Speaker 2: the Sheriff's Office. The Sheriff's Office posted about the naked
- 50:55Speaker 2: guy on the train, saying, for those of you who
- 50:58Speaker 2: had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked
- 51:02Speaker 2: on top of a moving locomotive, I want you to
- 51:05Speaker 2: know that he was arrested on felony and miss demeanor chargers.
- 51:08Speaker 2: I was from the Sheriff's office. By the way, I
- 51:11Speaker 2: don't know how many people would call that an unfortunate experience.
- 51:15Speaker 1: I would absolutely love to see.
- 51:18Speaker 2: A naked guy riding on the top of a train, like,
- 51:23Speaker 2: hopefully he's okay.
- 51:26Speaker 1: Noise right, Like he's out there to chewing for everybody.
- 51:28Speaker 1: You know he's doing that. He's doing that, you doing
- 51:35Speaker 1: the international horn pole signal.
- 51:40Speaker 2: Hopefully not choo chewing honk honk man.
- 51:43Speaker 1: It's all right.
- 51:44Speaker 2: Hold on, So the guy is naked on top of
- 51:48Speaker 2: a train, The Sheriff's Office said. The naked man expressed
- 51:53Speaker 2: his love of vodka, beer.
- 51:58Speaker 1: And playing the banjo.
- 52:01Speaker 2: It said, unfortunately, we had to separate him from those
- 52:04Speaker 2: loves and the train ride. He was arrested faces multiple
- 52:08Speaker 2: felony and misdemeanor charges are we calling it?
- 52:11Speaker 1: Playing the band jo?
- 52:12Speaker 2: Now, I like beer, I like vodka, and check this out.
- 52:22Speaker 2: I'm down there playing the strings. Man, it is a
- 52:25Speaker 2: naked person making the show once again. All right, we
- 52:28Speaker 2: got your chance to win one thousand dollars. Try to
- 52:30Speaker 2: pay your bills. Coming up around nine to ten, and
- 52:32Speaker 2: then sold out a big twenty one Pilot show in
- 52:36Speaker 2: their hometown of Columbus, Ohio. They're playing it at Ohio Stadium,
- 52:40Speaker 2: like where Ohio State plays football. Just crazy ticket prices
- 52:45Speaker 2: on the resale market. We want to send you a
- 52:47Speaker 2: twenty one Pilot's hometown show coming up around nine thirty.
- 52:50Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob.
- 52:52Speaker 6: Jumped.
- 52:54Speaker 2: We go from Picklesburg weekend to another fun weekend here
- 52:57Speaker 2: in Pittsburgh. Let's get to this talkback message here brought
- 53:00Speaker 2: to us by the Pavement Group.
- 53:01Speaker 6: Good morning Mike you Bob it is stuff your hair.
- 53:03Speaker 7: I don't know if he is are aware or not,
- 53:05Speaker 7: but this weekend is TECO, which is Pittsburgh's biggest anime
- 53:10Speaker 7: convention of the year.
- 53:11Speaker 1: Yes, at the.
- 53:12Speaker 6: David Lord's Covention Center. It is a Pittsburgh theme this.
- 53:18Speaker 7: Year, so much show They have one of the progies
- 53:21Speaker 7: from the Pittsburgh Pirates coming down to Taco this year.
- 53:24Speaker 6: Yes, they will be there on.
- 53:26Speaker 7: Thursday, So come check out all the Pittsburgh cosplayers.
- 53:29Speaker 1: Love you better be Hannah. Who did they send?
- 53:33Speaker 2: That's the only one that anybody wants to see. If
- 53:36Speaker 2: you're getting a parogi to show up, it's got to
- 53:37Speaker 2: be Halopeno.
- 53:38Speaker 1: Hannah. Right, you're right. I mean, you're not wrong about that.
- 53:41Speaker 2: They have a Teco Techo. That's always a big anime convention.
- 53:45Speaker 2: But Pittsburgh theme this year not a convention center. I've
- 53:49Speaker 2: never been to that because I'm just I'm scared not
- 53:52Speaker 2: to spend way too much money, like I would need
- 53:55Speaker 2: I would need like a I would need my wife
- 53:57Speaker 2: with me to like hold my dep car helper. Yeah, yeah,
- 54:02Speaker 2: because I would come home with every Pokemon ever. I
- 54:06Speaker 2: would just buy it all. I just, man, I'm into
- 54:10Speaker 2: one piece now too. I just I gotta stay away
- 54:13Speaker 2: from you to have to be escorted out. I'd spend
- 54:16Speaker 2: too much money. Okay, probably for the best you stay away.
- 54:19Speaker 2: It probably is.
- 54:20Speaker 1: All right. Let's get to uh the diarrhea portion of
- 54:23Speaker 1: our show today.
- 54:24Speaker 2: This is taking a turn here Taylor Farms is the
- 54:28Speaker 2: place where they told us the diarrhea came from. Right,
- 54:31Speaker 2: and then Taylor Farm sends it's led us to a
- 54:33Speaker 2: bunch of different places.
- 54:35Speaker 4: Right.
- 54:35Speaker 2: Also, I thought we figured this diary thing out. We
- 54:38Speaker 2: I think we did figure the diary thing out. But
- 54:40Speaker 2: I just call a bunch of yeah they did, we
- 54:45Speaker 2: went through this what what?
- 54:47Speaker 1: How does this happen?
- 54:48Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you how it happens, but it's not fun.
- 54:51Speaker 2: It's got I feel like it's gotta do with political
- 54:54Speaker 2: money and things like that. The CEO of Taylor Farms
- 54:57Speaker 2: is a big donator to the current administration, so it
- 55:00Speaker 2: just so happens. Now the FDA is apologizing to Taylor Farms.
- 55:07Speaker 2: The US Food and Drug Administration has reversed part of
- 55:11Speaker 2: its investigation reverse into the iceberg lettuce and the diarrhea
- 55:17Speaker 2: outbreak right take back diarrhea. The agency says the sample
- 55:20Speaker 2: from Taylor Farms of Mexico produced a false positive after they.
- 55:25Speaker 1: Re reviewed the results over the weekend. Okay, I just
- 55:29Speaker 1: something seemed suspicious, yeah, Taylor Farms says. The FDA has apologized.
- 55:34Speaker 2: Taylor Farms has also taken the comments off their Instagram post.
- 55:40Speaker 1: About it.
- 55:41Speaker 5: It just when you got to turn the comments off
- 55:44Speaker 5: of yeah, it's not a good thing of an apology
- 55:47Speaker 5: from the FDA.
- 55:48Speaker 1: Sorry you got diarrhea?
- 55:50Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, after you recalled diarrhea lettuce everywhere and you're like,
- 55:55Speaker 5: NOPA is just false alarm.
- 55:56Speaker 2: I'm not telling you who to trust and who not
- 55:59Speaker 2: to trust, just telling you personally. I see bs when
- 56:03Speaker 2: I see Taylor Farms coming out with the statement. By
- 56:05Speaker 2: the way, they have a long history of diarrhea and
- 56:08Speaker 2: other things that they've given us all right, over the years.
- 56:11Speaker 2: It's like every two years Taylor Farms has some sort
- 56:13Speaker 2: of outbreak, right, So I'm not trusting that company and
- 56:18Speaker 2: the CEO of that company in the administration to tell
- 56:23Speaker 2: me on the nevermind, just kidding about the diarrhea.
- 56:27Speaker 5: Everybody who's really worried about diarrhea, though now they're saying
- 56:30Speaker 5: maybe not. We haven't found the source of the diarrhea.
- 56:34Speaker 1: So then do we need to be what do we
- 56:35Speaker 1: need to be worried about?
- 56:36Speaker 2: Right?
- 56:36Speaker 9: Ye?
- 56:37Speaker 2: Right, it's the problem when we can't trust government agencies
- 56:40Speaker 2: and we don't know where the diarrhea is coming from.
- 56:42Speaker 2: But Taylor Farm says, oh no, it's good Yeah, it
- 56:46Speaker 2: wasn't us. But we're also going to turn the comments
- 56:48Speaker 2: off because we know we're we know we're in here. Yeah,
- 56:53Speaker 2: we got your chance to win one thousand dollars. Coming
- 56:55Speaker 2: up next, try to pay your bills. Also, big sold
- 56:57Speaker 2: out hometown show in Lumbus, Ohio. You know that's not
- 57:01Speaker 2: that far of a drive. If you're a big twenty
- 57:03Speaker 2: one pilots fan, this is the show you want to
- 57:06Speaker 2: be at. We will give away tickets around nine thirty.
- 57:08Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob Chance. We had to win one
- 57:11Speaker 2: thousand dollars in just a couple of minutes. We continue
- 57:14Speaker 2: to try to pay your bills thirteen times a day
- 57:16Speaker 2: here on ninety six one. Kiss your chance at one
- 57:18Speaker 2: thousand dollars in just minutes. It is Mikey and Bob.
- 57:22Speaker 2: Let's get to another talkback message here. Send them through
- 57:24Speaker 2: the free iHeartRadio app. Brought to us by One Team Media.
- 57:27Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob World Cup James All, World Top James Man.
- 57:30Speaker 2: He called us just about every World Top match. He
- 57:33Speaker 2: was staying up watching the late games and the World
- 57:35Speaker 2: Cup's over. Now Spain wins.
- 57:37Speaker 4: We finally come to the conclusion it's all said and done,
- 57:40Speaker 4: Champions Spain. I wish I could have been there yesterday.
- 57:44Speaker 4: I was going to try and come to Acressure, probably
- 57:47Speaker 4: a little bit late, but Toddler ended up being six,
- 57:51Speaker 4: so ended up staying home and not really doing anything.
- 57:53Speaker 1: So just kind of.
- 57:54Speaker 4: Rotted on the couch all day and watch the game
- 57:57Speaker 4: and you know everything that came after it, with the celebration,
- 58:00Speaker 4: the trophy lift and everything. Super exciting to be a
- 58:03Speaker 4: part of the show with you guys, and to do
- 58:05Speaker 4: all the late night World Cup check ins for the
- 58:08Speaker 4: late games. I think you know, with your blessing, I'll
- 58:11Speaker 4: just keep the keep the old calling card, and every
- 58:15Speaker 4: time I leave a talk back message, I'll still just
- 58:17Speaker 4: check in as World Cup James, and until we get
- 58:20Speaker 4: to do it again in four years, talk to you
- 58:22Speaker 4: guys later.
- 58:23Speaker 1: Happy Birthday, Bob. It's not Bob's birthdays, Birthdays, James his birthdays,
- 58:27Speaker 1: New Year's Day.
- 58:28Speaker 2: Yeah. See that's how nicknames happen on the show. He's
- 58:31Speaker 2: not James anymore. He's just he's World Cup James. Even
- 58:35Speaker 2: when we're not in the World Cup and the World
- 58:37Speaker 2: Cup's not not happening at all, Bob, we are. We
- 58:42Speaker 2: are amazed by so much in the animal kingdom, including
- 58:45Speaker 2: how you name groups of animals. This has been a
- 58:48Speaker 2: thing on the show here and there from time to time.
- 58:50Speaker 2: You know, a group of crows, the you know blackbirds,
- 58:55Speaker 2: the crows, right right, Yeah, a group of crows is
- 58:58Speaker 2: called a murder of crows, which just sounds ominous, right,
- 59:02Speaker 2: it soundspooky. A lot of crows coming for you. That's
- 59:05Speaker 2: a murder of crows. Now, let's get to our buddy
- 59:08Speaker 2: George here with the message.
- 59:10Speaker 12: I was going on, Georg here, catching up on Friday
- 59:12Speaker 12: Mornings podcast.
- 59:13Speaker 2: Okay, towards the end of the episode, you all were
- 59:15Speaker 2: talking about reminding everybody that a group of crows is
- 59:18Speaker 2: called a murder.
- 59:19Speaker 1: You know what two crows together is called? Oh, that's
- 59:22Speaker 1: an attempted murder.
- 59:25Speaker 2: Y'all take it.
- 59:25Speaker 1: Eighty, I'm giving it. I'm giving him a clap. I'm
- 59:30Speaker 1: giving him a clap. You take it easy, George. Yeah,
- 59:32Speaker 1: that's George right there.
- 59:34Speaker 2: All right, here's your chance to win one thousand dollars
- 59:36Speaker 2: trying to pay your bills.
- 59:36Speaker 1: Good luck.
- 59:40Speaker 2: Chance for you to go to twenty one pilots sold
- 59:42Speaker 2: out hometown show in Columbus coming up in just a
- 59:45Speaker 2: couple of minutes here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 59:47Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob.
- 59:48Speaker 2: Let's get to a talkback message brought to us by
- 59:51Speaker 2: the Pavement Group Now Bob. On Friday's show for today
- 59:55Speaker 2: in Freak Show History, we were talking about the the
- 59:58Speaker 2: time you got arrested on the se of the parkway.
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: You were wearing a leather mini skirt. We were protesting
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: because there was a big national story. This is like,
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: you know, twenty years ago, right right, yeah, about men
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: not being able to wear skirts at this one school
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: or something. We said, now it's we'll send Bob out
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: there in a mini skirt on the side of the parkway.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: It was right before the Fort Pitt Tunnel. Apparently you're
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: not supposed to pull over there and just apparent idea
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: get to this talkback message.
- 1:00:27Speaker 9: Pictures of Bob in a leather mini skirt and nothing else,
- 1:00:30Speaker 9: or it didn't happen.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: Okay, it happened. But I want to say, the reason
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: why we don't have pictures of that. You don't have
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: a picture of that, do you, boy, is because I
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: believe the cop probably took.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Your camera and maybe deleted any or.
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: Maybe you deleted it sounds like fun in games now,
- 1:00:50Speaker 5: But that's probably one of the closest times of us
- 1:00:52Speaker 5: getting almost fired. So I mean, I think we probably
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: we weren't hanging on to the evidence for a I
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: think twenty twenty six memorial fun post.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: I think that's what it was.
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: I think we wanted to get rid of any and
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: all evidence and make sure there was no pictures of
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: you in them. Somebody might have one, somebody might have
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: been driving by and snapped the picture.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: But maybe we don't have a picture of Bob and
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: a leather mini skirt.
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: Now. Could we take a picture of Bob and a
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: leather mini skirt right now and post it online. Yes,
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: but it wouldn't have any context to it. You know,
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: It's just it was the moment. It was a sexier
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: time back then. We're more mature now, mature and sexy now.
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: All right, let's get to a Let's get to another
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: talkback message here, Florida talkback message.
- 1:01:44Speaker 10: Hey, this is Kelly from Indiana. So my brother lives
- 1:01:47Speaker 10: in Orlando and apparently there's a guy near them that
- 1:01:50Speaker 10: dresses up like a vampire and volunteers at the local
- 1:01:53Speaker 10: Walgreens a few hours per week. So we go in December.
- 1:01:56Speaker 10: We're going to try to see him and get a
- 1:01:58Speaker 10: picture with them. I thought you guys would like a
- 1:02:00Speaker 10: crazy Florida story. Love you guys, by hi.
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: Hold on, I won't say there's a lot going on here,
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: there's this local vampire. How do you you can't volunteer
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: it Walgreens right took volunteers volunteering or did they just
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: do you just walk in with a vest and say
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: I'm here now.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: I'm not sure you can volunteer at wall Florida though
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: it's Florida.
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: Different.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: If there's a guy that's dressed like a vampire that
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: just hangs out outside of Walgreens every day.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Where are you finding off the books vampire? Back back
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: into Walgreens.
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: I love that she sent us a message here and
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: like Glyn says, hey, prepare yourself. I'm going to Florida
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: in December. They got a vampire on there. He doesn't
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: work at Walgreens volunteers. I'm gonna try to find the
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: Walgreens vampire for you guys. All right, Well, hey, picture,
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: it's not real if we can't get a picture of
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: Bob and a leather mini skirt on the side of
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: the Parkway in front of the four pit tunnel.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: We can at least get a picture of a Florida vampire.
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: Does he work at Walgreens?
- 1:02:59Speaker 9: No?
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: I volunteer, which isn't a thing.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: All right, here is your chance at twenty one Pilots tickets.
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: We now kiss.
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: Twenty one Pilots aren't playing a ton of shows, but
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: they have a massive one that is coming up in October.
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: It's sold out at Ohio Stadium and their hometown of Columbus, Ohio.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: If you would like twenty one Pilots tickets for their
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: hometown show, be caller number nine four to one two
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: nine three seven nine six one oh for twenty one
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: Pilots tickets.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: Good luck. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: Hey. Congrats to Colleen from West Mifflin. Gonna be going
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: to see twenty one Pilots. They are not playing a
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: lot of shows this year, and they are playing their
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: hometown Columbus, Ohio, not too.
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: Far of a drive.
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: Show is sold out at the stadium or Ohio State
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: Place Football there Ohio Stadium.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: It's going to be an incredible show.
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: Again, I was looking at resale prices, it's like six
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: point fifty for an obstructed view seat. Wild like this
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: is the twenty one pilot show you want to go to?
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: Congrats Colleen from West Mifflin. More chances all this week
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: around nine thirty to go see twenty one Pilots their
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: hometown show in Columbus, Ohio. Bob had an interesting Friday
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: night into Saturday morning.
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: He was telling this story earlier on the show.
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: I got a text message Saturday morning from Bob's wife,
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: Rebecca that just said, Hey, don't ask him about this
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: on the show or in front of other people, but
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: ask him privately about the powder.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: And she sent a picture.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: It is the bathroom floor at Bob's house, in his
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: master bedroom, and there's powder all over the place. I'm
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: not allowed to eat Indian food anymore. That's where this started. Now,
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: the Indian food didn't make you sick, No, it's delicious sick.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: It made me delusional, and maybe I slept walk after
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: I ate it. That's what I think happened. I ate
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: some Friday night, passed out on the couch, woke up at.
- 1:04:54Speaker 5: Five am, wandered upstairs, and a delusion somehow by powdered
- 1:05:00Speaker 5: my whole body.
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: I I'm just confused, Like you thought you smelled like
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: Indian food, dude, that's the only the only thing in
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: my head that like I vaguely remember is like you
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: didn't want to slide into bed under the covers with
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: Becca because you smelled like Indian food.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: So instead, like.
- 1:05:18Speaker 5: I don't have a track recker, sleepwalking or anything. I
- 1:05:21Speaker 5: think it's the Indian food. Maybe wild. I think maybe
- 1:05:24Speaker 5: wild at night dark, yeah, at midnight.
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: You have no recollection of doing this though, right, I
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: vaguely remember powdering myself, okay.
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: And like the only thing I can think of in
- 1:05:35Speaker 5: my head, like the only thing that makes sense is
- 1:05:37Speaker 5: like I must have thought I smelled like the Indian food,
- 1:05:39Speaker 5: and instead of showering, I'm just like, oh, just mask.
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: It with somebody powdered my body. So uh, you had
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: black underwear on which you woke up the next morning.
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: Full of full baby pop basically looked like the scarfaced
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: cocaine mountain.
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: I didn't stop there. I powdered my body.
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: Like if this happen you, Like, where did you powder?
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: Yeah? All over, not my face. I don't, Like I
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: didn't wake up with any of my hair or my face,
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: So like it's weird.
- 1:06:09Speaker 5: Like I laid in bed and went to sleep, so,
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: I mean, who knows what came off of me in
- 1:06:14Speaker 5: the bed, But I woke up with at least with
- 1:06:16Speaker 5: an underwear full of powder and like.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: So you're sleeping in your in your black underwear, right, Yeah.
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: The bathroom floor too, looked like covered a powder bomb
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: went off somehow.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: It is scarface cocaine mountain, but it's in your bathroom.
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: You can't have Indian food. I can't have buttered chicken.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: I love you buttered chicken, but me and you have
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: a bad relationship. Man, don't make me do this. Man,
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: I don't want to do it.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: You can sell me, is it the buttered chicken? Don't
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: woke up powdered?
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: No more buttered chicken for Bob.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: I don't think I can trust myself with it.
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: It's not even a game, diary.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: It's not you buttered chicken and powdered me powdered chicken,
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: buttered chicken and narrows buttered chicken ninety six one kiss.
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: A shout out to the h Pittsburgh Transit account on Instagram.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: They were down at Picklesburg over the weekend. There's uh
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: in a group is. I think a couple of women
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: were standing around ones holding like a sort of real
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: young child.
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: Right, and uh, just hear this.
- 1:07:25Speaker 6: He was conceived of Picklesburg last year.
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: Us he really was like a friend back in her
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: up there. Yes, he really was conceived. How didn't the
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Transit camera person go what I need to follow
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: up on that, like, how did that happen? Well with me,
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: I know how this stuff happens, but I just where where?
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: Where?
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: Here?
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: Where? When you say conceived here, where was that Picklesburg?
- 1:07:52Speaker 6: He was conceived of Picklesburg last year?
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: At Picklesburg last year.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: Listen.
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: I know they bring new different vendors and different things
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: to Picklesburg every year. Are we missing something that's going
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: on at Picklesburg. It's like if something happened, like is
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: there a Picklesburg after dark? It's like, hey, if you
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: ever want to, if you ever want a pickle baby,
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: now's your weekend.
- 1:08:20Speaker 6: Last year, right, had.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: The backup on it too.
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: I'm not sure where that booth sat where you Yeah,
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: I don't know either way to Picklesburg. Picklesburg kind of
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: took an el this weekend because of the weather and
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: the smoke and all that, but yesterday it was a
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: beautiful day. So hopefully a lot of the vendors and
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: you know, local people that were there selling pickle related things.
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: Hopefully you made some money and got rid of some
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: of your product because it did seem like a lot
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: of people were at Picklesburg, uh yesterday.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: But that you know, that's every year.
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: This thing has become just dude, and I couldn't believe
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: how many people were, like from out of town.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: They're just like, we comeed this every year. And She's like, damn, dude,
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: we are pickle City. We are We're pickle City. Uh.
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: Let's see, we got twelve more chances throughout the day
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: for you to try to win one thousand dollars.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: We continue to try to pay your bills.
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: Your next chance coming up in about ten minutes during
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- 1:09:19Speaker 2: Pirates are back at it tonight. They're in New York
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: taking on the Yankees. That's fun. Don't look now, Tide
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: wild Cards. Oh tell me, don't you got don't let
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: them heat up, don't let him in, don't let him in,
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: don't let them snift these playoffs. We got some arms
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: that are ready to go. Oh man, we can score.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: You don't want a team like this in.
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: Don't let him in? Watch out Dodgers. Wait, wait, don't
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