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47: Pastor Dressing Too Sexy ! | #isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 2: come to your city. The first topic of today, preacher
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  Speaker 2: receives a letter complaint for dressing too sexy. This is
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  Speaker 2: in a hy he Tay church discussing pastors church, I
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  Speaker 2: mean discussing pastor slam for dressing too sexy in church
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  Speaker 2: enviral letter. Let me just show you what he had on.
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  Speaker 2: I'll show you, guys, and I'll show the camera. It's
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  Speaker 2: just jeans, what little T shirt and a jacket. If
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  Speaker 2: you see, let me turn them breast it's down. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if y'all get the jest, but if you
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  Speaker 2: can't see, if you can't, it's basically a white man,
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  Speaker 2: regular white man, black. I mean a black jeans, a
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  Speaker 2: T shirt and a jacket, and the other time he
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  Speaker 2: wore gray pants and like a little shirt you'd get
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  Speaker 2: from like Tommy Bahamma. Nope, here's the skinny South to
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  Speaker 2: go to pastors being slam for dressing too sexy. One
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  Speaker 2: Congregate slam Reverend Adam Weber and October letter saying the
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  Speaker 2: wearing of disgusting denim was morally wrong in the house
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  Speaker 2: of worship. The poison Pen letter also insisted that Weber
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  Speaker 2: needs to dress more conservatively, conservatively as a representative of
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, and he used commentents before preaching in skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 2: I got the letter. He said, you know it's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be interesting when there isn't a name. I don't get
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  Speaker 2: letters like this very often. This is a hand written letter.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, letters the messages I get are wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: It's easy to focus on one thing, though, and becomes
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  Speaker 2: jaded because of it, especially at as Chris. Let me
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  Speaker 2: read the letter to you guys as head pastor do
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  Speaker 2: you really oh sorry? The title is completely offensive morally wrong,
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  Speaker 2: with completely offensive and wrong being underlined as head pastor,
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  Speaker 2: do you really think it's appropriate to wear skinny leg
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  Speaker 2: jeans to preach. Since when do men wear skinny leg jeans?
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  Speaker 2: Where's your common sense? This is an outrage. You are
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  Speaker 2: a representative of Jesus Jesus Christ, certainly you can dress
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  Speaker 2: professionally and conservatively. You are a role model. I'm emphasizing
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  Speaker 2: where they did for crying out loud. Crying out loud,
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  Speaker 2: the praise and worship team should also dress conservatively. I
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  Speaker 2: always feel like I can't read when I do this
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  Speaker 2: show because I'd be trying to.
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  Speaker 3: Read too fast.
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  Speaker 2: All right, page two, this is mandatory being in ministry.
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  Speaker 2: This looks like you are trying on purpose to dress sexy.
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  Speaker 2: Just disgusting for a pastor. Use common sense. Dressed like
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  Speaker 2: you should. You are not in middle school, but rather
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  Speaker 2: responsible for entire church. Get a clue. That's a big
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  Speaker 2: white word.
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  Speaker 4: The format of that letter is disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Beforemat yes, what.
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  Speaker 4: Now apply?
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  Speaker 5: She's in middle school and you learned about it was
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  Speaker 5: The ridge is still on the outside of the paper.
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  Speaker 2: When I saw this, I thought he was going because
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  Speaker 2: some pass nowadays really be pushing the line. He looks
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  Speaker 2: like every mannequin at H and M.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not sexy.
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  Speaker 6: Basic because I'm even thinking, like what does a man
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  Speaker 6: do to dress sex unless your shirt is button.
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  Speaker 5: But Jesus was walking around and white linen just flowing open.
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  Speaker 5: From what I understand said, denim is the devil's devil.
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  Speaker 4: They thought his pants were too tight. That's what it was.
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  Speaker 4: It was they was tight.
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  Speaker 6: But then what's like white people? Are they really very casual?
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  Speaker 6: They'd be in and out in thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 3: They do, they do.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of churches are still very conservative though, like big,
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  Speaker 2: big conservative. I mean, if you usually the pastor's dress
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  Speaker 2: is reflective of the yeah flocks dress.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Like when I went to one church, the terrade dress
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  Speaker 2: cool and everybody dressed cool.
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  Speaker 3: When I went to.
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  Speaker 2: Bishop Blake's church, Oh yeah Blake, they was dressed a
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  Speaker 2: little older, but the people was dressed older. So she
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  Speaker 2: has the like maybe she was at that church. When
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  Speaker 2: I grew up. In church, what you wore was huge,
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  Speaker 2: especially women.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah church when I was young, when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 6: like my mama is thirteen of them and they they
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  Speaker 6: was in church every single day. So half of them
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  Speaker 6: grew up and continued on and half of them my
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  Speaker 6: mama hated church when she got grown.
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  Speaker 4: And then my dad was like, they my dad.
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  Speaker 6: Is not really big on the institution of church itself,
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  Speaker 6: but he's very you know, has spiritual, has a relationship
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  Speaker 6: with gods.
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  Speaker 4: So they would go sometimes.
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  Speaker 6: So we would go like we wore seems and then yeah,
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  Speaker 6: my favorite.
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  Speaker 4: What's that Christmas Mother's in Eastern oh Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was a person.
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  Speaker 6: Like my favorite cousin who house I would want to
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  Speaker 6: spend night over. Who was like the only house I
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  Speaker 6: could really spend the night at. I would always want
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  Speaker 6: to spend night on Friday so that I could be
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  Speaker 6: back home. I have to church because they went to church.
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  Speaker 6: Her mama was on the ones that love church, stay
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  Speaker 6: over here.
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  Speaker 4: She went.
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  Speaker 3: Friday. That's how my mom was on.
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  Speaker 6: Friday, and she's intentionally trying to make me go to
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  Speaker 6: church on Sunday. And then I ended up getting baptized
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  Speaker 6: at eight because I thought I could get It was
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  Speaker 6: a pool and I was like so I stood.
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  Speaker 4: Up like she was proud, like, oh, I would bring
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  Speaker 4: and then they.
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  Speaker 6: Tried to not have my my swimming cap on. I
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  Speaker 6: have my love Mickey.
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  Speaker 4: I was ready and they did me down. I'm trying
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  Speaker 4: to like swim, try to bring.
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  Speaker 5: Me back up, and I'm like, I need my time and.
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  Speaker 4: I do need to was like, what made you part
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  Speaker 4: of you? Like, what made you? You know, going to
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  Speaker 4: get backsizing? I was like, I thought I was just
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  Speaker 4: trying to swim. Get talking about it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Look after that, I was like, and I do I
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  Speaker 4: need to need to read?
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  Speaker 2: You didn't think that pool was kind of small though, right,
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  Speaker 2: hate as a kid was as well.
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  Speaker 6: Everything in front of everybody boring, right.
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  Speaker 2: And It's like I would just swimming by.
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  Speaker 4: That's what you're gonna do when you get your life
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  Speaker 4: to Christ. That the most exciting part of church, Yes, and.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody else is praising the Lord and they're like, you could
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  Speaker 3: just play the pool.
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  Speaker 4: I was ready.
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  Speaker 2: I see how you went to Black Banther and this
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  Speaker 2: girl got the bathtub side first of the pool. It
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  Speaker 2: was right, y'all keep pulling me out. I know how
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  Speaker 2: to hold my birth out there. I can swim.
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  Speaker 4: Like, this is the most fun part I went to church.
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  Speaker 7: I grew up going to church every Sunday, every single Sunday,
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  Speaker 7: and sometimes on Wednesday for Bible study. But I remember
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  Speaker 7: one time I came down the stairs. I had on jeans,
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  Speaker 7: and my dad was like, what are you doing? Like
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  Speaker 7: women don't wear women don't wear pants the church period.
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  Speaker 7: And I was like why not? He was like because.
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  Speaker 7: And I looked at my mom and she was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: like it's two thousand and whatever.
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  Speaker 4: And my dad was like, I was.
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  Speaker 7: Like, explain to me why I can't wear pants? And
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  Speaker 7: he was like, get in the carr come on.
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  Speaker 2: You.
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  Speaker 4: He was He didn't. He couldn't explain it. He was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, that's just what I was taught. He
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  Speaker 4: let it go, you know.
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  Speaker 7: He's like, I guess you could. Your pants got holes
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  Speaker 7: in them. I'm like, this is a style.
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  Speaker 2: When I met Melissa, I thought she wasn't saying because
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  Speaker 2: she wore hants that's to church.
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  Speaker 3: I was so bad. I was like, oh, y'all, just
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  Speaker 3: do any little hard.
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  Speaker 2: She had practice and she had a track suit on,
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  Speaker 2: and her and both her sister they went straight from
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  Speaker 2: track to church.
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  Speaker 6: Your face right now, you're still a little bit like
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  Speaker 6: a little.
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  Speaker 3: Like you didn't pack a skirt right.
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  Speaker 4: Going to church regularly until that's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't grow up in church coming I went to
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  Speaker 5: the only so my mom was Jehovah's witness, but summer
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  Speaker 5: camp for the Christian camp was free, so that's we
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  Speaker 5: learned everything from UGM Union Gospel Mission and so we
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  Speaker 5: never went to church. And my mom was Jehovah's Witness.
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  Speaker 5: But you know, as a kid, my mom was like,
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  Speaker 5: y'all want to sit down and read with us, But
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  Speaker 5: I was like the oldest, so like, no, we rolling
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  Speaker 5: with Jesus. Like I thought everything was against Jesus back then,
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  Speaker 5: So we would go in the room and wait for
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  Speaker 5: the Jehovah witness people to leave.
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  Speaker 4: So my mom, we were always Christian.
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  Speaker 5: Summer gap, my mom would take us to jam because
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  Speaker 5: she got a scholarship.
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  Speaker 4: So that's where we went.
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  Speaker 5: And it was funny because like I would not want
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  Speaker 5: to do anything like to upset the Lord as a kid,
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  Speaker 5: you know, but we never.
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  Speaker 4: I never.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't start going to church till I was older.
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  Speaker 5: And you know, I want a couple of times. So
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  Speaker 5: I don't know no church rules, I don't really.
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  Speaker 3: Know the songs.
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  Speaker 4: I don't really like, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 5: I just but I love the Lord.
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  Speaker 3: Your question pans you didn't love them like I did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we went to church no less than five times.
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  Speaker 4: I guess imagine that's that's the line.
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday, Bible study, Friday rehearsal. Nobody. Nobody was ranked, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: We just was regular people. We went Sunday pretty much
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  Speaker 2: all day, Sunday, school, Sunday service, go home and eat,
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  Speaker 2: or to a restaurant and eat, come back for night
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  Speaker 2: service or p y pu pentecosta youth. I forgot the
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  Speaker 2: other two letters sens for. That was like in between
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  Speaker 2: we had choirs. On Friday, we went to school and church.
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  Speaker 2: That's all my.
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  Speaker 4: Friends school, church and school.
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  Speaker 3: And you went to Christian No, no, no regular school.
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  Speaker 4: We went to school and church and church. That's all.
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  Speaker 4: You went to school and church.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we had study and then we had another
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  Speaker 2: It was like I forgot what it was called.
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  Speaker 3: Now, dam I'm getting over real.
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  Speaker 4: She did Halloween?
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  Speaker 3: All that what Halloween?
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  Speaker 4: But you know how it because overnight in church. You
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  Speaker 4: never celebrated.
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  Speaker 2: My church as a kid kid, when my kids were kids,
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  Speaker 2: it was like trunk or tree, Hallelujah, knight, harvest knight. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we didn't get none of that. We just going whatever
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  Speaker 2: day Halloween is, we're having church, not a Halloween church
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  Speaker 2: watch night. I was just thinking about this. Not only
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  Speaker 2: did I have watch a night in church. The first
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  Speaker 2: church time I didn't go to New Year's Eve was
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  Speaker 2: y two K. Yeah, because my first year in Washington,
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  Speaker 2: and my dad was like, I don't we we just
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  Speaker 2: moved here. The world going in computers gonna fight us.
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  Speaker 2: We was unsure was a big thing. So we didn't go.
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  Speaker 2: That was and I just was like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: you don't go to t what do you do?
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  Speaker 3: Uh? The super Bowl? We didn't.
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  Speaker 2: We watched the Super Bowl at church until.
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  Speaker 3: I moved to LA.
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  Speaker 2: Watched it and remember when Prince performed, My church turned
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  Speaker 2: it off.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, they saw Prince.
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  Speaker 3: They would turn off, turn off.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I see some points they would turn off
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  Speaker 2: whoever the halftime person was. They they might let it
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  Speaker 2: play a little, but when Prince was on, they was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, Prince, they turned it off. So then I
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  Speaker 2: missed that performance. And then that one ain't on YouTube
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  Speaker 2: good as.
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  Speaker 3: The other one. So I'm still kind of mad about that.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, we had Bible Bible study and we had
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  Speaker 2: I think it was like Evangelist Evangelist Night, but basically
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  Speaker 2: went Tuesday and Thursday and Friday and Saturday we had
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  Speaker 2: kids cry rehearsal, and then Sunday we had church all day.
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  Speaker 2: So the only time I didn't go to church was
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  Speaker 2: on Monday and Wednesday, and that I don't even remember.
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  Speaker 4: So much of my memory is church.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, my brother played football. We couldn't
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  Speaker 2: go to his family, couldn't go to his games. You
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  Speaker 2: were considered not churchy. You couldn't wear makeup earrings if
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  Speaker 2: you were me, the p a W I went to.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't I thought, And that's the kind of thing
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  Speaker 2: that's funny about cults or religion. If that's all you know,
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  Speaker 2: that's all you know, you think everybody does this. It
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  Speaker 2: wasn't until I got much older I realized not only
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  Speaker 2: does everybody not do this, even people who go to church,
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  Speaker 2: they don't go like this, Like there was one time
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  Speaker 2: we went to church, like there was like a wave
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  Speaker 2: where you could eat pork no more because it was unclean.
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  Speaker 2: So you could eat pork and you want pizza, not
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  Speaker 2: get it. But like biblically and health is a different reason.
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  Speaker 2: And before a child, I was like, and the church
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  Speaker 2: girls had to wear skirts to school, they had to
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  Speaker 2: wear skirts to the picnic. Regular school, other kids from
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  Speaker 2: the church.
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  Speaker 4: That's it.
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  Speaker 6: You never This is why I couldn't find Jesus that
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  Speaker 6: young because I.
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  Speaker 4: As a kid, I hated skirts. You heard me.
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  Speaker 6: Whenever I had the family photos that I had on
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  Speaker 6: the skirt, I looked like you thought they was abusing me.
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  Speaker 2: I was just mad, Like, No, I wasn't co I
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  Speaker 2: was p a w Penecost simuls the world. We were
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  Speaker 2: more saved than the kojak stuff.
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  Speaker 4: No go ahead, je no shade.
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  Speaker 7: But I said, this is probably why cav ain't got
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  Speaker 7: no athletic bill, because if you was playing football, or
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  Speaker 7: you were playing basketball, or if you did some sort
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  Speaker 7: of athletic activities.
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  Speaker 1: You were that church.
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  Speaker 3: I did be we got hands.
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  Speaker 2: This party, but no later on that Now, that's probably
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  Speaker 2: the first ten years of my life. It was the
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  Speaker 2: most most strict, like in the pastor it was like.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing is, I remember we couldn't go to
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  Speaker 2: the movies either, but we could watch movies. You couldn't
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  Speaker 2: go to see The Lion King, but when it came
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  Speaker 2: out on VHS you could go.
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  Speaker 3: It didn't really matter.
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  Speaker 5: That's like standing in line at the restaurant with your
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  Speaker 5: mask still taking it off.
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  Speaker 2: So the pastor said it was sin, since sin sin,
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  Speaker 2: that's what he said. Later on in life, I found
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  Speaker 2: out it was because his son had sex in the
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  Speaker 2: movie theater. So I was like, nigga, that's just one person, though,
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  Speaker 2: who did it?
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  Speaker 3: Kids?
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  Speaker 4: Is always the way went.
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  Speaker 3: And had sextant movie theater later on in the city
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  Speaker 3: under that church.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, it was like, and sometimes I be feeling
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  Speaker 2: super bad because my kids don't have that same experience
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  Speaker 2: of church. They like, even if we went to church
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  Speaker 2: as much as my church had church, they only have
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  Speaker 2: church Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's Do you still go?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Church, I don't go nearly as much as I used to.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really go much, mostly because I've been on
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  Speaker 2: the road for a year straight, like since twenty seventeen.
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  Speaker 2: Eight months out of the year, I'm gone every weekend
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  Speaker 2: from like Thursday to Monday morning. Yeah, so I haven't
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  Speaker 2: been going as regularly usually. I want to go back now,
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  Speaker 2: but i'd be gone. I mean, COVID really like did
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  Speaker 2: a number on church people. Wasn't going like that. I
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• 16:48
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I'll be feeling bad because my kids. I
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: remember my church is like at first we grew up,
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: you could Halloween when they started letting you in. It
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: was like, okay, you can wear Bible costs.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Jesus the Bible. There's no differentiator coming as Jesubel.
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm looking the same.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm David is the Three Wives. There's no way that.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Is.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Nobody wants to no child wants.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: To be the holy ghost.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: You picked the bath?
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Am I still going to heaven?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: And then they was like, okay, you can wear you
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: can wear superhero stuff, but no ghosts and goblins.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that the last time to the boys and
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: the Trunker cheet. That was united. That's what's the rule.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: And that's what I do at my house.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: I focus more on like like Christmas is more like
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: went to Wonderland. Halloween is not the scary stuff, more Pumpkinny,
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: more whatever, because I feel like that's how my mom was.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Jehovah's witnesses are dumb strict like that too. We can
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: have birth a partner, but my mom. We was Christian
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: and my mom was a hopeless witness. And then on
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Fridays when we got older, our Jewish grandfather will be
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: over there on Sabbath.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: And my case was Muslim.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: So I've seen it also to me It's like everything
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: always leads back to God as long as you mess
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: with the Lord, like I messed with the Lord.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: And that's where.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Judgment day.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, period yeahs the Lord, hell.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: The Lord.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: What a judgment day really is that? After all this,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: it's just a nigga, not a nigga. But like Angel
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: likes the Lord.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: They haven't either hell empty or hell of fool.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: It's one of the two.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Or a pool of ship. It's no in between.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Like the Muslim woman gonna be mad a ship when
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: they see my whole up there, like you, but then
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: extra big wings probably.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Said I messed with the Lord.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Real bad, real bad.
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: Okay, really, my God, my God, my God, thank you
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: to my Lord.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: My.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Lord, Jehovah's witness.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Mom, Jewish uncle you said, Jewish are very.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: And Muslim friends yes, and cousins and the neighbors next door.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: So I've been exposed to everything, you know what I'm saying.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: So for me, I'm like, all right, it all lead
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: back to God.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Know what's funny about that? I'll leading back to God.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: So when I was a kid, we were taught not
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: only are only we saved, only our denomination is saved.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Coaching people are not saved Baptist. That's crazy.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: We was so I was judging not only sinners, but
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: other Christian people as well.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I mean I didn't grow up in church. I wouldn't
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: taught that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: But my I have two sets of drouble witnesses, so
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: they were never around for like holiday and stuff like that.
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: But one of my aunts in the summertime will watch
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: me and my brother for like maybe like two years,
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: and my little cousins when we would sit down to
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: eat and they would say they grace and they.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Would pray, they would be like and not keep sugar.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: I was like, and we little kids, And I'm like, damn,
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: what are you gonna like that? Because we want your
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: witnesses and you know, for them, it's yeah, keep your
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Why are you just gonna say nothing though exclude us?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Like that's what my family think.
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: I'm a heathen now because I was like, I don't
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: believe in none of I just believe in God, period.
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: And if God loved me more than my mama loved me,
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: I could do anything.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: I can really fuck up. I believe in God. That's it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Don't ask me nothing else about nothing else, like your.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Video don't ask me nothing.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I believe in God. I missed the Lord real bad,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: yeah done, don't ask me nothing else that. I remember
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: when I was like studying religion in college and I
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: found out like so I thought we would write everybody else's.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Wrong and just us.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: And then I remember like questioning. I was like, it
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: just doesn't make sense that only us of this group
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: can go in like you made you and you think
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: of like Hitler and like all the worst people. Of
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: course they're out, but you want me to believe other
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: people who love them love the Lord and go to
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Kojin and they just was raised in their thing, they're
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: out too. And then I found out that, like I
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: want to say, Western religion is usually follows a man
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Jesus Mohammad, Joseph Smith, like one person. It's about you know,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: doing stuff I'm paraphrasing to get to you know that, yeah,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: finding oneself. And in Eastern religion like Hinduism, Buddhism, Chinese religion,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: they're more about the collective and being and coming one like.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: And I found out way this is just so much
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: of this is not only cultural, it's where you were raised,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: where you live, Like it's impossible that only us are
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: going to happen, right. I just don't buy that, like
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I get what y'all try to do, because the used
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: to get mad at me, Like you asked all these questions.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: You just want to go sin and sin. Y'all can't
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: get mad because you don't have an answer.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: And that's what it is.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: If a nine year old is asking you a question
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: like jazz, if you can't even tell me why we
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: can't wear past, then why are we doing this?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: And you want you don't have no answer.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Getting mad don't mean I'm wrong and I should be
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: like y'all don't know, do you? Y'all just saying what
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: everybody else say. I'm gonna be quiet, but I don't believe.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: No, we need to be passed down.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: And that's why I say, with the job's witness, they
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: believe only one hundred and forty four thousand is going.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: It's you know, that's why the end of the Saints
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Marching it is about Oh, I want to be in
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: that number. It's about that number one really yeah, it's
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: one hundred and forty four thousand. That's where that song
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: came from.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: One of you. And I'm like all these niggas keep
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: being born. That number don't one hundred a year.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Million already closed close one hundred and forty four thousand.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: That's all that's getting.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: And we don't know how many people has already messed
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: with the Lord and it's good.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Everybody else just quit exactly. Johah Witness is like, so, yeah,
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: they're huge.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Jehovah's had a lot of Yeah, a lot of they're
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: huge windows.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: I believe.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: So my aunt Jehoah's witness, we didn't celebrate on birthday,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: so what she would do with my birthday? When I
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: come to her house, there will just be a gift there.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: And she just never said.
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: Nothing they do because my mom, I just had a
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: picnic next week and we'll be like today. But I
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: remember like when my grandparents passed, they didn't come to
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: the funeral. One of my aunts came and she even
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: the main one talking to most, but she came, and
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: then my other I didn't come to my mama and
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: the rest of them, my aunts and uncles were like pissed.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, I wanted to like scrap.
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: I had a problem, like how you going to not
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: and she was like can have that hall? And my
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: mom be like no, She wouldn't jo witness, but they
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: like serious. My own husband needed a blood transfer.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: They will not let you get a brother. Yeah, they'll
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: let me die. And he was young.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Because me and my cousin are the same agent. I
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: was in like tenth grade, So my parents will.
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• 25:34
  Speaker 6: Forty maybe around the time something like that, So my
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: aunts would have been forty three, forty four, like he
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: was fairly young.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like they would not let you get
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: and never be like God to save you if you're
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: supposed to be here and now just watching the But.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: God made science exactly like I used to Well, I
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: used to be so confused because we got to some
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: and some people went too far and it was like
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I don't take no medicine. I was like, you think,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: God that helped that man come up with vinessula, you
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: want me to die putting herbs and stuff.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: Some stuff that I'll tell you. Yeah, that's why I
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: had to actually go to my pastor a question. I
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: was like, ah, is this a god?
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Well, the thing that I realized in my life in
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: my experience.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I can't speak for everybody, but in my life, my
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: experience to date, none of my pastors were actually trained,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, they didn't go to school, they didn't have
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: no massive divinity, no theologic background that they could just
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: preach somewhere greater and better people, worse people, whatever. Most
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: are good people, but they not reading the Greek and
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Hebrew and learning all that stuff. They just most of
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: it just like that the best or he built it
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: or his dad built it. And then what happened was
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: for me. And I didn't know this episode gonna turn
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: into this, but this, this is was the point of
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: this is The Internet is what messed it all up.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Because as a kid, you couldn't challenge nothing because you
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: don't know how to defeat them. But as I got older,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: you start hearing from other preachers who got trained or
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: reading articles and you're like, oh, we learning.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: We all back.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: You go to somebody who don't know nothing with and
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: they like you don't love it. You can't keep doing that.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: And also I'm not eight anymore.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: I's it okay for Christians to go to the movies.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Your congregation to the Black Panther.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Church Washington.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: One of the dudes was kind of newer the church.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: He was having managin Richmond. He was like, can you
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: comes during sex?
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: And the pastor like na. He was like, man, you
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: can't do nothing.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Man, he was really fat.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: He was like, so you mean it? And he was
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: new and that's my favorite people. So when I'm hitting
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: from the back, oh my, he's what he said.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: When I'm in from the back, what y'all want me
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: to say?
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Give me a scripture?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Give me And then the pastor was stumbling. He was like,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know what I'm saying. You just thank God.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: This feels good things. Man, I'm gonna say my stuff.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I'm cool with God, but I can't.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. The words and customers are man made.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: The Lord don't be worried about having stuff. We think
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: he worried about that's what y'all made up. If he is, Oh,
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I thank god it is you know what, But you're.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Getting it off.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: That's a compliment, though I think I would take that.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: I thank god it is. Get off me. No, yes, hallelujah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Now it's over the minute you bring it up. Now
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: you're not gonna now because now I'm living and now
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: I feel sent at this. You know, making good stuff.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Jo boy, you really did another. I'm really enjoyed this.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: No, I'm finished.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Let take you out.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but but I'm already.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: But people say, oh my god and bed all the time,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: my god, oh my god. But if you think God
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: now is wrong.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: You know you got me there are killing I really
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: wish I had something to say. It's just it's different.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got this thing. I'm like old taste.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: And see.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: On my first jokes when I was at Nights, I
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: was like, did you say grace before?
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Because you say things for everything? Them folks was too bad.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: And the Lord just be laughing because we got our
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: sense of humors were made in his image.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I know, he just be like these crazy I have
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: had the same thought. People like god it So I'm saying,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: how do you know what do you think I'm killing
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: right now?
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: What you think?
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Because the Lord is the biggest comedian you see the bulls?
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Should he be doing?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: He made alpus, You mean to tell me he was
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: being serious?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: He didn't think that was funny.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: He was like, what I mean to tell like this?
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: You cannot tell me he was being for real when
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: he for a wall rest like this?
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: But what if what if God didn't make a platypus?
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: What if he created two other animals like and they
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: gonna let's see what happened kiss? Yeah, you better say grace.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: But he would have had to know being all and
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: he would have had to know that well.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: He was around when he made them damn roaches. I'll
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: tell you that, oh my God.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: And okay, that's where he got me back because he
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: knew collectively every it ain't a personalize that messed with
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: a road.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Do you understand me? You know at least you.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Said he gonna have big teeth.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: For God for real?
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Like he got bored. He was like, I can only
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: say nia, but not with God. I feel like he
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: was like gonna make the next real. They don't make him.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: He's like, well, that not be funny zebras O.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Hell funny, they're not gonna know if he's white. Next
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: strike talking about to miss their hand.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: He was not being that's he was having fun with.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Some of them thought he was serious. Okay, tiger.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Anytime you're like I swear.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: To God, anybody turn around and so that's some funny ship.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I told you how you did, like you really turned thing.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: God was petty and jealous and.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Angry about that's just a slow They know it too,
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: like this one.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Is gonna go so and pandas he was like this
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: is gonna be a bear, but like it tain't.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: No means yeahs are not.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: They're not killing. They be eating the bamboo and laying down.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: That's all they do.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Kangaroos.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: I'm going to box and knock your hands straight off
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: your shoulders.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: And they got the quip Verston to know he'd be
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: making brother that are like yeah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, magpies.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: You know the birds in Australia, people gotta wear helmets
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: because they just attack people.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: You be on your that bird from cartoon, No, that's
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: that bird from Australia. That whoo.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: People's why people just be walking around and helmets. They
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: will just take your Yes, and they'll take it. You
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: think they're for bike safety, know the Magpies gonna take
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  Speaker 5: your head off your shoulder.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, look it up.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: People be running, they be attacking kids after school and
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: the Magpies is crazy.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I'm not going. I don't want to go
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: to Australia for the Magpie.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I want to go to Australia, but there's so many
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: deadly every time I watch like a dead List insect
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: video TV show in the Great out Back, I'm like,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: dang had the four seasons. I want to go, but
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: it's like the worst ever stuff. It's always like this.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: You see these videos like the lady the snake fell
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: in her house or spiders like as big as this.
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  Speaker 3: It's always in.
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  Speaker 2: Australia year ago, right, I think it's every day.
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  Speaker 4: The Magpie is every day.
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  Speaker 3: Australia.
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  Speaker 4: Meles take everything. I'll be in full hand.
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  Speaker 2: I want to go to Australia, though that's a long
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: flight from here too. That's like sixteen hours flaying.
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  Speaker 4: That's you ain't never been kids.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: No, I've been trying to get my family to go,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: but they be like, man, it's it's so far. And
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: then them them animals, my family's like, bro, I'm kind
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: of scared, but I want.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: To see the Sydney thing. Man, I want to you
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  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I want to go.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my next I haven't that's what you're at,
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: like thirty or forty. I have been there Antarctica, that's it.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: But I'm plenty to go. You can go to an
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: article where's youre going to? South America Brazil? And uh
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: I want to go. Damn, I need to go somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't been in South America yet.
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  Speaker 4: I've been to Canada, Mexico.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I've been in South America or Australia.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everywhere, eld yeah, everywhere else besides the honeymoon, Fiji love.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Well, we only got through one topic, but that's Okaya
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: the Lord for real, real bad. All right, y'all, We'll
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: see y'all next time again. Keisha E Kenicia Bus, it's
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine W.
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  Speaker 6: Actually it's Keisha clearly.
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  Speaker 2: It already fills in. It is just Kenisia Bush and
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  Speaker 2: it's Jasmine W. J z M y n W. Pull
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: upon them when they come to your city as well,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: and follow them on their social media, their own podcasts
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: and shows and things like that and shout out to
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: the Patreon for supporting getting this episode early and allowing
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: us to play these pay these black women, and we'll
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: see y'all next time.