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Wild Wild West E20: Itchy and the Reverse Tooth Fairy · The Multiverse Collective

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Did you wash your hands? Of course I did.
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You think I am a Brit? There was such an urge of you
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then just to just to leave the car.
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After running for a couple of hours I regrouped with the boys
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and we we made it into town where we found the Rusty Nail
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Saloon and Day Spa. And while while the boys were
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chilling out there I went to a church to get a Bible And when
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we came back. When I came back I noticed there
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was another train headed to New Orleans in a couple of hours.
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So me and the boys are just going to rest up here for a bit
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and be on our merry way. The Multiverse Collective.
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We find our gentlemen friends back after a long day of
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shopping off camera in the Rusty Nail Saloon and Day Spa.
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All of them laying across tables with cucumbers on their eyes,
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mayonnaise on their faces. Typical masculine.
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Yeah, alpha male. This is some Sigma shit right
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here, all right? I can't believe you talked me
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into this slick, but it's it's quite relaxing.
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Once it get past the pickle juice on the cornea is it?
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That the three of you are going to have after having mayonnaise
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slathered all over your face is incredible.
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It's fine, it goes. It goes good with the road dust.
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But you guys know that your train leaves town at around 8:00
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PM. You've procured your tickets and
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is there anything else that you would like to do or see before
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it's time to leave for New Orleans?
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I think Slick sits up. He takes the Pickles off his
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eyes, puts him on the bread he was given, slathers the bread on
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his face to get the Mayo off, and eats the sandwich he made.
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I'm happy for him, I'm happy for him.
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How long have we got until the train, Riley?
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2-3 hours. Is there anybody here who looks
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like I could beat them in an arm wrestle?
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I mean, they're like dusty travellers, but like, Slicks
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already fleeced pretty much everybody who's staying here for
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all of their money anyway, so nobody's really willing to
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gamble anymore. I don't know is.
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It is there anything you guys want to do for the next?
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It takes a pickle up his eye looks out the window.
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Three hours. As you take the pickle off, you
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see Itchy like two of his pickle off, no?
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Oh no. Not again Itchy.
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Do you know how to play the banjo?
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No, but I'm going to learn. I love this for us.
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I think we're going to go on a journey together.
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Arthur takes the pieces of bread he was given and stops.
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Them in his. Ears Ichi tries to play.
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This is where I pulled up an. Actual banjo.
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What's a What's a popular song of the 1870s?
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By the way, Niall, I should have said it.
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We're going to we're going to need art of the the Rusty Nail
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Saloon in Day Spa. I'll.
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I'll get on it, I don't have any more art to draw this shit now.
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Just like the the the the front just Rusty Nail Saloon and like
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a hanging sign that's a stand day spa.
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Yeah, I I don't have any more posters to make.
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I feel like I've I've done everything I need to do.
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I don't have any particular plans I don't think, unless
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anybody else has anything. I'm just I'm just in the Skyrim
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wait mode passing time. Yeah.
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Ichi is trying to play play new hit song on the banjo that he is
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picked up. It's not going well.
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Is it the yellow rose of Texas? No, it's it is a an early
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version of La Bamba. Keep that sigh in.
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Is that loud enough or do you need a louder one?
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I don't know, I think it'll slow.
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There, Yeah. Yeah, fun fact about all Lichi,
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I had to pick up some good amount of Spanish actually.
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You know they say La Bamba in Spanish just means the bomb
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make. Him roll a language skill.
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Make him roll a language check. Yeah, roll, roll a language
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check. Let's see how.
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Much Spanish he got. That's two dice.
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That's five. That's one success.
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OK, that'll come back into play in a minute.
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Don't worry about it. I got this.
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And I think with that, you guys sort of go AFK for a few
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minutes, you know, tee pose, all of that, and suddenly it's 8:00
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PM and you're in the train station and you're boarding the
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train got. To see office tee pose with the
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the absolute size. About Mom.
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It's just a triangle up to the arm.
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And she's just talking to himself.
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Yeah, in Spanish though. Esta caballo esonito.
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Yeah, yeah. I got it.
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Yeah. I mean, that's what you get with
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one success on a language check. It's very Peggy Hill Spanish.
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Yeah, absolutely. But Peggy Hill defended herself
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successfully in Spanish. In court it was.
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Never mind. That's not the point here.
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I I don't think Ichi can do that.
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Don't worry, we'll get there. You'll get to interact with some
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Spanish speaking individuals soon.
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It'll be fun for me, yeah. Of course it'll.
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Be fun for me. It's going to be very Colombian
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Spanish, I will warn you. So sorry for the inaccuracies,
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but we move on I. Don't speak Spanish so.
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I'm apologizing to our listeners, not to you, on the
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off chance that one of them knows Spanish.
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Yeah, I think this is like a very boring train ride, like the
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world has been for Born Anew that you're driving through.
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Everything is like lush, and it's dark out.
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Obviously, this is meant to be like an overnight train
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situation. You're supposed to be getting
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there midday next day. You know it's going to be fun at
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you rolling those fucking sanity checks on a train.
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Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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I falsely made myself fail the last two so.
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You did, You did. How are you guys doing?
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You're back on a train for the first time since the incident.
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I think Arthur's just vibing. Itchy's a little jittery, but
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you surviving I think. Slick's just camped out in the
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bar car just drinking, hoping nothing goes wrong.
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Yeah, makes sense. And I will say, while you didn't
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have any problems in Beaumont, you do know it's only a matter
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of time before word gets out about what happened on that
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train that you were on. You know that there's a timer
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before? Itchy's a very, very wanted man.
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I mean, to be fair, we're already all wanted, so like.
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That is very true. All he's got to do is just tack
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on some money to his bounty already.
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Yeah, that's very true. We have an exact amount there
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that I'll have to change in post.
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Just start CGI ING that. Because it was it like 100 and
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100 and 1420 dollars or something?
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Like 920 you're close 101920. Yeah, because I know it is was
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$420.00. Yep, Yep.
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Yeah, amazing. I think this train ride is
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without incident, which is shocking because typically
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everywhere you go there are incidents, but you do get a
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moment. This does seem to be the
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outlier. Now you do get a moment of
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reprieve. To be fair, we are normally
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caught the cause of these incidents night similar time is.
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Awful. Ichi's trying very hard to stay
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low key. But night comes and it's time
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for bed. Then I think all of you retire
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to your cars. Unless like, you're trying to
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stay up all night all the way through.
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No, no, he'll retire. All right, well, itchy, what
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were you going to do overnight tonight?
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Oh boy, should I tell the class? Well, you did succeed, so tell
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the. Class the PG13.
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So gooning. He gets his crank out again and.
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Finds a wild hug. Are we sleeping in the same room
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or do we have three separate cabins?
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Three separate cabins. OK, so I think it's about 2:30
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in the morning and the. Clouds are rolling in.
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Itchy Itchy wakes up, opens the door, kind of looks left, looks
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right, walks over to, to Arthur's birth, very slowly and
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methodically cracks open the door and makes sure to, to make
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it so that you know, very quiet, very slow.
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And he walks in, goes over to the the boot and empties it to
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try and find his soul coin. He won't, he won't find it.
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I'm I'm I'm I less fail safe for this point in my mind I knew we
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would come back for that as soul cut.
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Ever since I touched it to his skin, I was like, I know he's
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going to come for it. Itchy you can roll and analyse.
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Check to see if you can find it in Arthur's room.
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Hell yeah. Oh, all right.
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Four dice, baby. That's three successes.
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Great, now roll a finesse check to see if you wake him up while
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you're doing it. You do find it.
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With three you find it. Just a straight finesse.
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Just straight finesse. All right, that's two sixes.
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You managed to do this silently, Arthur.
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Where have you stashed his coin? I was going to say it was on
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Bessie, but I was going to say before I went to bed I went and
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put it on the horse so he wouldn't find it.
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But I suppose if if it's going to be in the room, I'd say it's
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probably like under my pillow like so I'm late on top of it.
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So we can't suppose if they can't get it.
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This is like a full 20 minute operation.
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Itchy. Like you are surgically removing
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this I think. I don't know.
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You have like some something like long and thin out to try
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and slowly slide it out from under his pillow without you
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touching his flesh. I mean, I did buy a whole bunch
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of clothes so I assume I have like a coat hanger.
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Yeah, your coat hangering a coin out from under Arthur's pillow.
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And, you know, I mean, this is like he's going to know that
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you've taken this in the morning.
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There's no way around that 'cause he was sleeping with it.
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I remember Arthur wakes up at like 5:00 AM.
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Yeah. Well, good thing it is 2:50 AM.
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It is 2:50 AM, all right, and itchy.
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You skedaddle on out of there, coin in hand, pressed to flesh.
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I think he's going to, just because he knows he's on a
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mission, he's going to quick drop it in his coat pocket.
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OK. At least until he gets back and
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then, oh, you know where I'm going to put it.
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I'll tell you where I'm going to put it.
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OK. I'm not going to tell you where
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I put, I'm going to tell you where I put it.
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Nice, and I will say itchy because it does have contact
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with your flesh. You're overwhelmed by this like
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hollow vibrating feeling of coming home.
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It's just like this ache, you know?
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Like when you're surrounded with people that you love and there's
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no pressure to do anything or be anything.
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You can just be in the moment and be surrounded by warmth and
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happiness and the sense of belonging.
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And it's like this gaping wound in your chest, and you just want
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to pour more of that feeling into it.
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I think Ichi knowing that he has to like get this out, he's going
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to specifically, he's going to spend the rest of the night
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putting this in, like putting this in his secret hiding spot,
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but he's going to try and like handle the coin with like his
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shirt so that he's not touching like coin to flesh.
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Roll a sanity check. That's just two D6.
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Yeah. Hey what does A1 and A2 get me?
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It gets you the same feeling that an addict gets when they
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can't get their fix, but it's right in front of them.
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So you touch the fucking coin. Itchy.
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You can't stop touching the coin.
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It's not a good feeling that you get, but it's better than
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feeling nothing, isn't it? Sure is.
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And the sun comes up. The Roosters are crowing in the
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distance, not on this train, but in the distance.
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And you know, it's only a short time before you get to New
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Orleans. And Arthur, you wake up and you
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notice that underneath your pillow there is not a coin with
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everyone's favorite, I don't know, a nice leprechaun Liberace
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cowboy. 1st, 1st it's that and then it's I don't know.
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I was looking for words that weren't going to be like slurs,
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to be totally honest. That's fair, all right, that's
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fair. Arthur will sit up and get
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dressed again. You know, make himself.
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Presentable for the day. I'm, I'm assuming like by the
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time he's finished it's like 5-15 maybe, maybe whatever time
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you want to say it is about 15 minutes after the sun rises and.
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He. Stretches, cracks his fingers.
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And then I'm going to walk to Slick's door 1st and jam the
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door so he can't get out and then I'm going to go to Itchy's
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room and then try and open the door.
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I don't know if he'd have it had it locked.
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I think edgy would have had a lot.
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I'm going to kick the door in and then I'm going to kick the
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door in and then I'm going to put $20 on the shelf and be
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like. Edgy.
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We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
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Well, that's that's one hell of a way to say good morning.
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It's up to you, brother. I don't know what you're talking
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about. I'm going to pull the chair, but
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I'm assuming that he's dressed and I'm going to sit on it like
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a bad cop. And but you can either give me
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the coin or I'll break every one of these fingers.
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I is there like an intimidate that I can roll against?
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Are we we doing a roll off here? Oh no, I was just, I was just
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going to, I mean, we can. I was just going to roll to see
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what Itchy was going to do. Persuasion.
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Rhetoric. Probably.
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Yeah, I think a persuasion. I think that makes sense to me
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all. Right.
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Hey, Riley. Yeah.
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Oh, wait, no, it's strong arm roll.
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Strong arm, silly. I'll roll strong arm, OK?
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No, that's even worse. Well, the but there's two sixes.
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Get me? We'll see what Itchy got.
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What'd you get Itchy? I got a three.
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Just one. OK, so no successes.
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Oh. You roll 2 dice, right?
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You roll 2 dice. For it.
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No, I don't get you your base dice, right?
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There's a base die, your base die, plus your vigor.
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Yeah. Unless you're vigor 0, it could
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be zero. I don't actually know all.
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Right. Well then it should be.
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Your vigor is 1, so yeah, you roll 2 die.
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I thought I just rolled A1. No, you roll 2.
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Don't worry, you get. One more die.
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All right. Well then all my other things
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are. I mean you still have to beat 2
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sixes with one die. But it doesn't matter, it was a
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2. OK, you let out a little pee,
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just like a little. It's just like, it's like a
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triple. You mostly stop it 'cause like,
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you know, Arthur, this is his normal.
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He's just kind of intense. But it's a lot for 5/17 in the
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morning. Do I hear the door kick in 100?
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Percent. Yeah, you've woken up.
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That's why I jammed your door. Yeah, I know.
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Ark Arthur, come on, I. Just bought these clothes.
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And, and I'll let you keep them less soiled if you give me the
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coin. Arthur, it's my soul and.
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The damn coin. Son, I can I can tell from the
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fact that you look like you've had no sleep that you can't stop
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touching that coin. Don't look in my coat pocket.
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Don't look at your coat bucket. I didn't say nothing.
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I'm going to like, push him onto the wall so he can move away and
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then just rummage in his coat. Bucket no.
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Arthur, come on. Come on.
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Don't be like this. And then and as soon as I feel.
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Like I've got. A better ability with riding
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horses. I'm going to grab it, take it.
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Away I feel like a more confident horseman.
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That's got to be it and. I'm going to pull it out and be
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like. This is for the best son and
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somebody. Can figure out should I do
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something? Should I do something stupid or
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should I do something really stupid?
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Up to you, you know I love your stupid ideas.
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All right, I'm rolling. I'm rolling a dice, call it high
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or low. Who's calling it?
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Low. I got high.
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I'm doing something really stupid, I think Itchy like looks
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over and Arthur, you just see his face go through like all
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these emotions like these micro expressions on his face and.
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Do I really? Want to do this stupid thing?
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No, I'm not going to do this stupid thing.
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Me personally, I'm not going to do the stupid thing.
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I'll tell you what the stupid thing was.
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I'm going to do the other stupid thing and I think Itchy is just
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going to try and like spear tackle Arthur.
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OK. What can I roll to try and get
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out like? You can roll.
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Just roll a bigger check. OK right.
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Like you're trying to break down a door.
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Roll bigger. Yeah, OK.
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And itchy, I think. 123. Nothing, 123.
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OK, you're stuck. I'll let you roll 'cause I think
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we're just kind of starting combat right now.
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I'll let you roll next round of combat to see if you can get out
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again. OK?
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Hello gentlemen. We're starting combat.
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This is going to be fisticuffs rolls.
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OK, yeah, bad news for each. Yeah, yeah.
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You know what I'm realizing? Oh God.
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So my vigor is 1. I put 0 into these stats so I
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should only be rolling one dice. No, you drill 2, you get a base
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die. Yeah, it's a base die plus your
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vigor which is 1, so you get 2. No, but then.
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There's always a base die. Yeah, but you're never rolling.
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03. Right.
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Yeah. Well, no, right?
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I'm rolling one dice because I have one vigor.
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So you roll 2 dice. Your base die bigger plus your
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base die. There's always a base die,
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there's always a minimum one die, then you add your vigor to
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it. If you look underneath where it
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says you hit points, it tells you if you've got one to six in
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a skill you get 0 bonus dies. 7 to 12 you get plus one bonus
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die. So you have a base die and then
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your bonus die. Have you been rolling 1 short on
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dice this entire game? Yep.
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Oh God, oh what? You sure have.
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You don't have. OK.
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All right, cool. OK, So what do I roll for a
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surprise hack? Is that a third dice?
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Yeah, you can add a third all. Right, that is 1 success.
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One success. OK, Arthur, with one success.
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He manages to like, knock the wind out of you a little bit.
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He doesn't do any actual damage, but he kind of catches you a
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little bit unaware. Arthur cracks his neck and he's
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going to go. You brought this on yourself.
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Son. And then I'm just going to deck
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him as hard as I can. I'm going to use my bonus die.
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I'm going to. That's how serious I am.
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Roll fisticuffs. That's that's five dice 6554 and
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a three, so 3 successes. 3 successes Itchy What happens to
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you on three successes? How does Itchy deal with this?
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Because you're getting punched. But it's up to you how this
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looks. I think, OK, I think what
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happens is that Arthur gets him right in the nose and Ichi, Ichi
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doesn't even flinch. He just takes the punch and you
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just see like blood start to come down his nose and tears out
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of his. Eyes 'cause there's no way
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you're not going to cry when you get.
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It Oh no, 100% there's like tears and blood and like snot.
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It's gross, but I think itchy, like in a moment of lucidity,
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just like he falls back, grabs Arthur by his like collar, gets
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real close face to face and he says.
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I swear to God. Arthur Richardson, I'm going to
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get that going. And he let's go and he drops.
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I'm going to put the coin back in my boot.
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I'm going to wipe the blood off my hand and then I'm going to
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pick Itchy up like gently and put him on his bed and exit the
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room and put the door as back together as I can.
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And then I'm going to go and on bar barricade slicked door and
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I'm going to walk back and then I'm going to walk to where I get
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food. You UN you unbarricade the door
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as he's like charging it, yes. Like comes just like fully
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tumbling out. He.
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There's a dent in the wall across from his.
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He like slams into the door, son of a bitch.
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And he like, he like bites the famine, the famine shotgun like
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down the hallway. He's like, stop fighting you
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motherfuckers. It was, it was one punch, just
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like, yeah, he got his kind again for the first time.
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But he's he's turned into a bit of an addict.
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You know when when you take, you see those people who are like
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taking too much opium and they get like those like bags under
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their eyes and a bit like scratches on the neck and shit?
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Like he. Must have had it for like no
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more than like 5 hours and he already looked like that.
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We need, we need to do what we can to keep this coin away from
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him. I don't know that it's the worst
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thing in the world that we let him have, as though I'm coming
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back. But you, you hear that little
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little bastard back there? Like.
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Acting like a cracker. He's fully, he's fully asleep.
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He's like twitching in his sleep.
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He's talking in his sleep. Come on, come.
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On get. Get he won't worry.
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I mean, he's just going to keep trying this there's.
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And he'll keep getting punched until he can reasonably, as a
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man, come and ask me for it. He's not getting it.
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Come on, it's just one coin. We live by a code.
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It's like an honour code. Do we?
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I do. It's a very loose, it's a very
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loose honour code. Does that code involve keeping
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people separated from the rest of their souls?
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You you seen? Arthur, Arthur, think of it this
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way. When we find your coin, am I
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going to have to hold on to it from you?
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What if you want it? Until I am a reasonable mind, I
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don't want it. Hitch is a reasonable man.
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Can can you really say that a man who's unconscious, who is
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speaking back to us about his reasonable reasonability of
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mind, is unreasonable mind? Hopefully she deserves 1/4.
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If he wants 1/4, I can give him 1/4.
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Whatever. Oh, slick.
26:57
Look, I understand where you're coming from.
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It's just, it's just been going through it the last couple of
27:03
days. He's had split personality
27:06
problems. He died yesterday, the day
27:09
before, whenever that was. But maybe we need to give him
27:13
some time to regulate before we give him the coin.
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That's all I'm saying. You see now he reacted when he
27:20
was set in front of no one. All right.
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I'm I'm doing this for the betterment of him.
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While he's asleep. Give me the coin.
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No, I have it. He can hear us like.
27:30
He's asleep. He.
27:31
Didn't reply into our conversation.
27:33
Well, he's. Slick no.
27:35
If he can't hear you, OK that. He's insane, I'll tell.
27:38
You Slick holds out his hand and goes.
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Definitely. Don't give me that coin, Arthur.
27:42
I will not give you that coin and.
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Then I put like I take the coin out of my boot and put it in his
27:47
hand. And now my writing skill goes
27:50
up. I will now.
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I will now delete this out of my invalent truth.
27:56
One marked itchy. All right, I have an itchy
28:00
point. Great.
28:01
It smells like. Iron and souls.
28:08
All right, where's we? Good.
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Now wait a second. Yeah, wait a second.
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It it's the fact that you invaded my private space.
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That's why I was so angry about it.
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It's like goes back into his room and closes the door but
28:20
goes back to bed. Yeah, it's fucking early.
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I'm. Going to go and get some
28:23
breakfast. Hey can I use those scales?
28:26
Yeah, whatever. Go ahead and take them.
28:28
Actually, I think they're on. I think they're on the horse,
28:29
actually. Yeah, put them on the horse.
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I'll, I'll go to the horse and grab them.
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It's, it's 5:00 in the morning. Nobody else is up.
28:35
I'm. Going to go and grab the scales,
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right? Great.
28:40
So, Arthur, when you touch the scales, the tattoos on your
28:44
hands, they light up with that sort of golden color that the
28:50
threads appear as. Sometimes it's like pulsing like
28:56
blood. Oh shit.
28:57
God. Damn it how he's going to steal
28:59
my fucking scales. And as you hold on to the scale,
29:03
you are consumed with this hunger.
29:09
Nope, you are. Insatiably hungry while you held
29:17
it, no. You know how it feels,
29:19
motherfucker. It was like your stomach was a
29:21
black hole. Yep, Nope, put some back in the
29:25
house. Go knock on slut store and like.
29:29
Pokes my head in. Don't know who the fuck you got
29:31
those scales from but they're shit because.
29:36
I'm just going to go to the dinner.
29:37
Car instead of making my home dinner.
29:39
Breakfast. Oh my God, yeah.
29:54
I need to take $20 off by breaking the door.
29:57
Yep, got to keep those accounts accurate and the rest of the
30:02
train ride is quiet unless the three of you decide you want to
30:06
chat. More noise.
30:07
Yeah, make more noise. How's.
30:10
Itchy when he wakes up. Yeah, itchy, how are you?
30:14
I don't know, You know, I think Itchy's taken enough punches
30:18
from from Arthur at this point. He's.
30:20
Going to be able to win. Eventually, yeah, I feel like he
30:24
just wakes up, like his jaw's a little sore, nose is a little
30:28
bit like, but he's like, all right, nothing.
30:32
I ain't eaten before. Slick.
30:35
Yeah, Slick will eventually wake up a couple hours later.
30:38
Yeah, sure. It's 5:00 is too fucking early.
30:41
This long day is. Fucking early.
30:44
I think Itchy wakes up, looks around.
30:47
Oh my God, who ripped off my door last night?
30:53
The hell did I get into? Got a hell of a night itchy.
30:57
Shit must be what do we like clear out the bar card or
31:01
something? We.
31:02
Was pretty raucous. Oh.
31:06
Shit. Yeah, that's short term memory
31:08
loss from dying and also having significant head traumas.
31:13
That'll do something to a man. Yeah, Itchy Blankenship, the
31:17
poster child for CTEI. Was going to say we're starting
31:20
to reach like Antonio Brown levels of CTE.
31:26
Itchy's dog fighting arc is coming soon.
31:28
Yeah, Oh my God. Oh, that's Michael.
31:32
Brain. Not Antonio Brown?
31:33
Never mind. I don't know, what if I'm
31:35
Antonio Brown? I guess I'm just going to take
31:37
off my close mid battle and just walk out.
31:39
You already do that. It's like the fourth time this
31:41
episode. Yeah, you have gotten naked like
31:43
several times already. I don't know where this has come
31:47
from. I don't know, I'm not
31:49
complaining, it's just an observation and.
32:04
And the morning passes, it's quiet.
32:07
It's a scenic train ride as you drive through western Louisiana,
32:11
as you approach the the delta that New Orleans is in.
32:15
And then as you pull into that station, you know you're
32:20
overwhelmed with the sights and the sounds and the smells of
32:24
like a truly big city and slick. You're coming home.
32:30
Oh yeah, just before we get off, Slick's gonna go back into his
32:32
room and change back into his magician's outfit.
32:35
Nice. We love a man who does the
32:37
magic. Look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants.
32:40
It's you we were wearing. I was wearing this one.
32:41
You fought famine. What fought who?
32:46
Oh, oh, that's unfortunate. It's like, I know who you're
32:50
talking about. I'm just trying to make it.
32:52
Make it in case anybody's listening, man.
32:55
Oh, all right, that's fair. I had a real worry about it here
32:59
though. I don't remember this outfit
33:01
though. When this is the outfit he was
33:04
wearing after he gave you his clothes all.
33:07
Right. You know what?
33:08
Look, something's kind of cold. Something's kind of don't.
33:11
All right? I'm doing my best.
33:14
That's fine, you've seen these before, don't worry about it.
33:16
And he pops out his top hat and flips it on.
33:19
Well, look at you Mr. Fancy Pants top hat.
33:24
We love a pop out top hat. Very underdressed here.
33:28
Arthur, get a load of this guy pop out top hat.
33:31
I know, I know, right? And she's like, it's like he's
33:34
been holding out on us all this time.
33:37
It's like he's a different person when we get in the big
33:40
city. Uh, US country bumpkins aren't
33:43
good enough for him at this point.
33:45
No kidding. Where are my tears now boys?
33:49
Stay close and watch your pockets.
33:52
There's a lot of people around here with sticky fingers.
33:56
You got to put the I'm going to put the $215 I currently have on
34:01
my person in my boot. Yep, Yep.
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And that's it. And that's where we'll leave it.