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Some of you guys who call us really need therapy! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake up John, Jay and Rich what's cracking like?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big boss dove snoopy deegle double
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  Speaker 3: What you don't do, John, we're.
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  Speaker 1: last year.
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  Speaker 4: It's the one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you all the last das lastly big smooth people,
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  Speaker 1: double gizsel in your face to be and in the
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  Speaker 1: place to be. And you're listening to John, Jay and Rich,
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  Speaker 1: Wake yours.
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  Speaker 3: J Rich, Salona Solana, what's up? You're on the air.
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  Speaker 1: High Hey guys.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, So last week my roommate went out of town
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  Speaker 5: and I had to hust myself and I planned like
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  Speaker 5: this whole cute like vibe night so that I could,
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  Speaker 5: you know, prepare myself for getting better at hanging out
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  Speaker 5: alone and being alone I don't know, future things, hopefully
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  Speaker 5: not looking away. Around midnight, I started hearing a faint
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  Speaker 5: sound of baby crying somewhere in the house. What and yeah,
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  Speaker 5: like I'm not I'm not kidding. It was terrifying, just
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  Speaker 5: like random baby noises every few minutes. And naturally I
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  Speaker 5: started freaking out and like checking closets and under beds
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  Speaker 5: and everything and I I was so freaked out. I like,
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  Speaker 5: my my older brother lives close live, so I called
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  Speaker 5: him and I started like sobbing freaking out. As I
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  Speaker 5: was on the phone, I could hear it again and
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  Speaker 5: he just starts laughing. And it turns out that my
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  Speaker 5: brother had hidden one of those like really creepy baby
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  Speaker 5: dolls in my hallway, like in like the closet or whatever,
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  Speaker 5: and he was pranking me.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know, so great, I would kill him when
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  Speaker 1: he gets home.
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  Speaker 5: I'm still plotting my revenge, like right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's such a subtle little move too, that would be terrified.
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  Speaker 5: Literally.
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  Speaker 6: Look, I mean you know, I will tell you. When
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  Speaker 6: the house is quiet and it's nighttime, I hear everything
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  Speaker 6: and think it's an intruder. You hear the air conditioning
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  Speaker 6: turn on, and you think somebody's busted through, because normally,
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  Speaker 6: when there's people around, all that stuff just there's like
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  Speaker 6: a noise, just a drone.
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  Speaker 1: But when it's super quiet, you hear everything.
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  Speaker 7: You know, when this has happened to me thrice times
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  Speaker 7: where I'm alone in the house and I'm in bed
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  Speaker 7: and i have sleep apnea, Salona, so I'll be having
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  Speaker 7: my mask on and everything right and I'm asleep and
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  Speaker 7: I'm alone, and it's happened three times. Or you know
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  Speaker 7: that when you wake up from falling in your dream. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you know that. I kind of wake up like that.
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  Speaker 7: But it's not from falling. It's because someone I feel
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  Speaker 7: moving in the bed next to me. The bed moves
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  Speaker 7: like someone is laying. That scares the hell out of me.
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  Speaker 7: I swear it's like a ghost or something.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's so scary, So oh my gosh, that's terrifying.
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  Speaker 3: It's so funny. I just have to hear.
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  Speaker 7: Here's a list of celebrities that claim to have been
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  Speaker 7: visited or haunted by other famous people who have passed on.
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  Speaker 7: I hope it's a famous person visiting me when I
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  Speaker 7: go to sleep. Kenjack Lamar, Kenja Kamar. Have you guys
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  Speaker 7: heard about him?
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  Speaker 8: Well, I've heard about him, but not a ghost.
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  Speaker 3: He says.
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  Speaker 7: Two Pakshaka visited him in a dream and told him
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  Speaker 7: not to let his music die.
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  Speaker 1: Really mm hmmm, that's a cool dream.
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  Speaker 3: Megan Molelely, you know who she is. She's Karen on
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  Speaker 3: Will and Grace.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, she says, Nicole Brown sis that Simpson haunted their
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  Speaker 7: house because it was on the same property where she lived.
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  Speaker 3: They had sounds and weird things happening in specific corner
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  Speaker 3: of the house.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, she moved into that house.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I know that house was torn down, so maybe
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  Speaker 3: we sh'd build the house there. WHOA, I don't think
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  Speaker 3: I would do that. And a armis you know who
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  Speaker 3: she is? Yeah, she says.
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  Speaker 7: Marilyn Monroe's ghost would visit the set of Blonde and
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  Speaker 7: would throw things off the wall when she didn't like something.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's share, she believes.
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  Speaker 7: Sonny Bono, her husband of Dynasty accident, turns on the
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  Speaker 7: chandelier on and off when there isn't any power. There's
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  Speaker 7: no power in the house, it turns on.
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  Speaker 5: Ah, it's terrifying.
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  Speaker 7: And me, Yes, somebody you sleeping in my bed and
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  Speaker 7: I don't know who it is, but it is definitely
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  Speaker 7: like the hairs on my arms and my back.
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  Speaker 1: You feel like there's an actual person there. Yeah, that's wild.
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  Speaker 3: It's really for real. It's you feel the bed sink
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, you get up creepy.
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  Speaker 7: Well, Solana, thanks for calling in, but at least yours
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  Speaker 7: was a practical joke. You have answers. I don't have answers.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, terrifying. Sounds like a horror movie.
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  Speaker 1: Go get your revenge.
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  Speaker 3: Have a great day. Thanks you, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, guys. You guys a.
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  Speaker 7: Risky oh early, Good morning, you're in the air.
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  Speaker 3: Hi guys, good morning, Good morning. What's up? So?
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  Speaker 9: I just wanted to come on here and confess something.
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  Speaker 9: I basically, every time I go into the dentist, I'm
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  Speaker 9: a big old liar. And every time they ask me, how,
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  Speaker 9: like are you how often are you blasting? And I'm like,
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  Speaker 9: you know, like, oh, actually pretty regularly. I'm very good
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  Speaker 9: at it. And I never floss. I brush once or
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  Speaker 9: twice a day, maybe not for as long as I should,
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  Speaker 9: but you know, by the time my appointment rolls around,
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  Speaker 9: I walk in, I get compliments, and it's like a
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  Speaker 9: little game. It's like I'm getting away with the crime
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  Speaker 9: and I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Huh. You don't think they can tell.
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  Speaker 3: I probably could tell, Like she this girl's coming in again.
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  Speaker 10: She always says she's flossing, but you know, I'm pulling out.
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  Speaker 7: I'm pulling out jet skis.
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  Speaker 6: When they do. The inside just went the other day.
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  Speaker 6: Did I tell you I am the patient of the month.
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  Speaker 6: You said that before because of my sparkling. I feel
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  Speaker 6: like you're the only person they tell that too dentist office.
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  Speaker 6: I've actually switched dentist office since then. And what's interesting
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  Speaker 6: is that the last time I went and was employee
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  Speaker 6: the month, my my prize was a pie from some
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  Speaker 6: place in Mesa, which you think they wouldn't do because
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  Speaker 6: that's going to get you cavities, right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's why they want you to eat the pie.
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  Speaker 3: So you come back with calvity.
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  Speaker 6: Interestingly enough, because this time it's not because they thought
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  Speaker 6: I was telling great stories in the dentist chair. It's
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  Speaker 6: because they liked my gums. And you know what the
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  Speaker 6: prize is. It's a pie from a pie shape in
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  Speaker 6: me a pie place in Macon.
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  Speaker 7: How do you go to two different dentists that give
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  Speaker 7: you employee the month and they give you pies? Non employee,
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  Speaker 7: you said employee, You said employee, Okay, patient of the month,
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  Speaker 7: like I've had my dentist doctor Zacher. In fact, I
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  Speaker 7: was just text with the meschet about something. But I've
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  Speaker 7: never even heard of that patient of the month. I mean,
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  Speaker 7: so what is it about your teeth? But the dentist
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  Speaker 7: loves my gums. He's like, your gum care is like
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  Speaker 7: you know, we we could use you. It's like what
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  Speaker 7: do you do when I say, well, I use the
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  Speaker 7: electric toothbrush, the Phillips Sonic Care, and then I use
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  Speaker 7: the water pic every day. And what he says about
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  Speaker 7: Stacy my wife is she's an aggressive flosser. That's not
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  Speaker 7: good for you. She's an aggressive flosser. I'm just doing
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  Speaker 7: it the right amount with the water pick every single day.
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  Speaker 7: So I accept the award. Well, Emily does nothing, It
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  Speaker 7: gets and gets complimented. You must have lots of gaps
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  Speaker 7: between your teeth.
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  Speaker 1: How about free pie?
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  Speaker 7: Though?
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  Speaker 1: Have you gotten free pie?
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  Speaker 8: Emily?
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  Speaker 9: I haven't gotten free pie. But thank God that I
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  Speaker 9: don't floss because I didn't know that it.
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  Speaker 5: Could be aggressive.
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  Speaker 9: What would have happened to my teeth if I have flosed?
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  Speaker 6: Now she's gonna be on a special toothpaste now because
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  Speaker 6: she's she's been too aggressive with their guns.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe you are just like a really.
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  Speaker 9: Good toothbrusher, Like maybe it's not necessary for you too.
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  Speaker 3: Well, right, sometimes you don't have to.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if my sister flosses and she's got
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  Speaker 7: perfect teeth, never had braces nothing and she never has
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  Speaker 7: any dental issues.
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  Speaker 3: She also refuses to go to the dentist. So there's that. Hey, Emily,
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  Speaker 3: thanks for calling in. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you guys.
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  Speaker 3: One O four to seven Kiss FM. John J rich Ethan,
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  Speaker 3: thanks for holding man. What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wanted to call in because I had
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  Speaker 2: an interesting story. You know, I went on a first
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  Speaker 2: date with this girl and she seemed way too interested
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  Speaker 2: in my job, and she just like kept asking me
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  Speaker 2: questions about the company I work for, like who gets promoted,
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  Speaker 2: what the hiring process is, like who makes the decisions,
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  Speaker 2: you know, And I'm like, hey, I guess she's just
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  Speaker 2: career driven. But halfway through the dinner, she finally goes, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I should probably be honest. It turns out like she
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  Speaker 2: knew what company I worked for, and that's like her
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  Speaker 2: dream company. So she wanted to see you getting to
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  Speaker 2: know me to get her foot in the door. I mean, wait,
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  Speaker 2: are you up.
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  Speaker 8: In the company or something like do you have any pool?
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  Speaker 2: I've got a little pool. I work in medical technology development,
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  Speaker 2: and you know I do pretty well. So it's like
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  Speaker 2: she had like a lot of questions, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: I did help her out, but she had literally had
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  Speaker 2: like a like a notes app thing titled insider Info.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, to me, I would think she was like spying
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  Speaker 6: for it. She was one on a date with you
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  Speaker 6: to spy, and she's gonna take it back to your
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  Speaker 6: competing medical device company and give them all the goods,
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  Speaker 6: like she's the honeypot.
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  Speaker 7: Was it a date or was she somebody asking for
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  Speaker 7: mentorship and advice? Maybe you misunderstood.
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  Speaker 2: It started at the date and then the second half
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  Speaker 2: turned into like a mock interview. So I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what exactly she wanted. I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: guess she just wanted the job on it. She texted
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  Speaker 2: me a week later saying she didn't get the job.
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  Speaker 3: So, but so now you guys are friends? Are you
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  Speaker 3: going out another date?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of up in the air. I'm really not
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  Speaker 2: sure what her intentions are because, like I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: if she's just using me, cause I mean, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: hear much from her in between except about the job,
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  Speaker 2: and then now she's like, oh, I didn't get the job,
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  Speaker 2: and I haven't heard from her since, So I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think she just wanted the job to be honest.
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  Speaker 7: It kind of reminds me of the j LO movie,
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  Speaker 7: the movie that just came out. Remember, in the very
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  Speaker 7: beginning of the movie, she sits down with the guy.
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  Speaker 7: She thinks it's business, and the guy's like talking her
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  Speaker 7: as a date, and she goes, hold on a minute,
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  Speaker 7: that's is a business meeting.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, And he's like, no, what do you want
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  Speaker 3: to do.
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  Speaker 7: She's like, I'm out of here. So you're so topical.
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  Speaker 7: All right, Ethan, have a great date. Thanks for calling
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  Speaker 7: in you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Do what's that movie called cole.
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  Speaker 7: Romance? Jennifer Lopez. It's a good movie. It's a good movie.
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  Speaker 7: Check it out on Netflix. All right, John and.
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  Speaker 10: Richard unhinged every single morning, every single day.
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  Speaker 6: John and rich are life.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Nora, Hey guys, what's up?
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  Speaker 4: That was one story for you today. It's not mine,
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  Speaker 4: though it is my cousins. I did steal it. My
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  Speaker 4: cousin actually started dating two brothers and didn't know it
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  Speaker 4: for almost a month.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa twins? So or did they not look anything alike? No?
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  Speaker 4: They look like but she has a type, so I
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  Speaker 4: don't think she really likes caught on. Uh, they're both
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  Speaker 4: like these like tall, lanky, nerdy guys, and so she
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  Speaker 4: met one on hinge and they went out I think twice,
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  Speaker 4: and then he ghosted her. And then a few weeks
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  Speaker 4: later she's matched with this other guy and again like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he looks kind of similar, but you know pipe anyway,
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  Speaker 4: so she like third date in with this second guy,
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  Speaker 4: is at his house and she sees a family photo
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  Speaker 4: and she recognized.
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  Speaker 5: This the first guy is a family photo.
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  Speaker 4: Apparently the brothers knew the whole time, and they were
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  Speaker 4: just waiting to see when she would figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a guy thing to do, kind of waited out.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of date. So when your brother dated.
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  Speaker 3: So are they still dating?
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  Speaker 9: No, but she did.
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  Speaker 4: She was so uncomfortable when she found out. She just
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  Speaker 4: like left in a rush, and then she had to
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  Speaker 4: go back the next day because she had forgotten her.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, did she sleep with both of them?
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  Speaker 4: I know she slept with the second one. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if she slept with the first one.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 8: I feel like this happens more often with brothers, not
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  Speaker 8: with brothers. But like I accidentally like was talking to
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  Speaker 8: cousins at the same time and didn't know talking to Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: Like I was like entertaining the both of them, Like
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  Speaker 8: in high school you.
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  Speaker 3: Were hanging out, going, you actually went out with them though, Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Like I had things with both. I had no idea,
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  Speaker 8: And then when I found out, I still kept it going.
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  Speaker 8: And then when the other one found out, when they
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  Speaker 8: both found out that I knew, they both were like yeah,
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  Speaker 8: bye and stop.
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  Speaker 3: Did you hook up with both of them? Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: But that was before I knew.
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  Speaker 1: I got no problem, but before I do.
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  Speaker 8: But I feel like it happens.
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  Speaker 1: It's like such a small world.
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  Speaker 3: The world is so big, but it's.
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  Speaker 1: It is really not.
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  Speaker 6: When you sleep with two cousins, you should say what
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  Speaker 6: it is a small world.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say that.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for calling it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say I'm just saying that.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, don't add to my body.
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  Speaker 8: Cout.
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  Speaker 3: What have we talked about that? Do you have a
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  Speaker 3: big number?
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't have a big number.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Nara, thanks for calling it. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 5: I have a great day. Thank you God.