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Oprah, Kanye and Sugar Babies with Ian Edwards and Paul Elia · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 2: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop. We are laughing because we're three funny comedians.
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  Speaker 2: I have my good friend, very old time friend, first
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  Speaker 2: writing job I ever had. This was my roommate in
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  Speaker 2: the room, Ian Edwards.
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  Speaker 1: First two writing jobs, right?
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  Speaker 2: Well, then that wouldn't be first. One is the first one.
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  Speaker 1: But then the second one, too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the second one, too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And his good friend, who I have enjoyed on his feed,
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  Speaker 2: because I follow him. Now I'm going to follow you.
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  Speaker 2: Paul Elia, who is a stand-up as well. And you
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  Speaker 2: have a stand-up special that's dropping Christmas Eve. And it's called,
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  Speaker 2: what is it called, Detroit?
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  Speaker 3: Player.
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  Speaker 2: Player. I, it would be so weird if you weren't
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  Speaker 2: from Detroit.
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  Speaker 3: Or Arkansas.
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  Speaker 1: Or not a player.
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  Speaker 3: Like that's so Hollywood, I'm none of these things.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: No, we were just laughing because I was saying, how
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  Speaker 2: do they watch your special? And you said, explain how
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  Speaker 2: they watch it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can watch it on Mint Comedy. It is
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  Speaker 5: a comedy streaming service. You could pay 10 bucks and
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  Speaker 5: watch it.
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  Speaker 2: And enjoy it. And you're like, I put it behind
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  Speaker 2: a paywall. And I said, well, hey, Patreon is the
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  Speaker 2: best thing that's ever happened to me. I'm like, the
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  Speaker 2: two best things that ever happened to me is Patreon
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  Speaker 2: and the iPhone. And I go, and my kids and
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  Speaker 2: my kids.
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  Speaker 1: And then what.
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  Speaker 2: Did you do?
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  Speaker 1: And I said, Patreon is the best thing that ever
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  Speaker 1: happened to your kids.
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  Speaker 3: It's again, a great Christmas gift.
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  Speaker 1: So you're not even in their top either. You're after Patreon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then after PS5.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I love it. Okay, let's talk a little
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  Speaker 2: bit about, okay, so you guys are both hilarious comedians.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: How did you meet? Because you do a very funny
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  Speaker 2: series called called Roommates that is so clever that you've
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  Speaker 2: been doing for a couple of years. I love these
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  Speaker 2: videos and TikToks and Reels. When did you guys start dating,
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  Speaker 2: first of all?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're not dating. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you're straight? Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, I'm an ally of the straight. I'm raising two.
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  Speaker 2: So I know it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think the straights have allies. It's almost like
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  Speaker 1: we're being forced to not be straight.
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  Speaker 3: And I support the whole LGBTQ community.
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  Speaker 1: Every letter, but I feel like there's less support for
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  Speaker 1: me as every day goes on. We got no letters here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But how did you guys become friends? Did you
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  Speaker 2: meet as comics? You're not really roommates, right?
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: Thank God. That would be really sad.
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  Speaker 1: That would be sad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're of a certain age and
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  Speaker 2: a certain caliber. That would be a little odd.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but people do think.
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  Speaker 2: But it could help your career because then you could
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  Speaker 2: be in the closet. And then you come out and
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  Speaker 2: it's like, wow, you know, for so long, these guys
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  Speaker 2: were in love and they couldn't be themselves.
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  Speaker 3: It's just an episode idea.
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  Speaker 2: Until they came on Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: You're the only person insisting this on your show. We're
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  Speaker 1: not going to say we're gay for your episode. I
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  Speaker 1: wear your rings at the end.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So tell me how you guys communicate. came together
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  Speaker 2: as friends and collaborators?
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  Speaker 1: Just being comics and running into each other at the
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  Speaker 1: comedy store. And then a few years ago, I had
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  Speaker 1: a special and I wanted to do something when it
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  Speaker 1: was going to come out to like, put like a
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  Speaker 1: promo for the special continuously at the end of the,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so that every episode would promote the special.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
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  Speaker 1: So then we came up with roommates and did it
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  Speaker 1: once and we could do this again. So then we'd
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  Speaker 1: just keep on like, you know, check out the special
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  Speaker 1: on Comedy Central at the end of each episode. And
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  Speaker 1: then we just, even after that, we just kept on
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  Speaker 1: just doing more.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's so funny. And I just remembered when I,
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  Speaker 2: when we had our first job writing on the Keenan
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  Speaker 2: Everwayne's late night talk show, he, when he'd do his
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  Speaker 2: monologues and we'd write like monologue jokes and ideas for monologues,
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  Speaker 2: remember he didn't want to do like politics or anything topical.
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  Speaker 2: So we would do like a whole monologue. And I
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  Speaker 2: remember one of them was roommates, right?
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  Speaker 1: Roommates?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. It was just like, let's just talk about roommates, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember I was like, I go, I think
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  Speaker 2: the weirdest thing about roommates like in LA as we're
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  Speaker 2: like actors and stuff is when I'd be invited to
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  Speaker 2: a party at someone's like sad apartment and you know,
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  Speaker 2: they'd have like the Trader Joe's food and like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: some cheap alcohol, whatever. And then someone would just walk
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  Speaker 2: out of a room and like go throw something away
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  Speaker 2: and go back to the room. And I'm like, you
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  Speaker 2: didn't invite your roommate to your party? Like it's a
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  Speaker 2: full holiday party and the roommate's just not on the list.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny. We actually had an episode where I was
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  Speaker 1: having a Zoom party in the living room. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: on Zoom having a pandemic Zoom party and he walks
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  Speaker 1: into the living room and sits within, the people in
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  Speaker 1: the Zoom can see him and they're upset because he's
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  Speaker 1: not supposed to be at the party.
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  Speaker 2: That is so funny.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Ian had this brilliant line where I showed up
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  Speaker 5: and he goes, you're doing everything everyone else is doing,
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  Speaker 5: except you ain't got no invite.
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  Speaker 1: So I made him leave the living room so I
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  Speaker 1: can have the Zoom party.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the bouncer came and kicked me out.
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  Speaker 1: I had a bouncer.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You had a bouncer.
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  Speaker 3: It was a bouncer for the Zoom party.
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  Speaker 2: One of the greatest things, and this is a true story,
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  Speaker 2: is this happened maybe when my friends and I were
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  Speaker 2: like in our late 20s, early 30s. And someone they
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  Speaker 2: knew was excited to.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were in your late 20s now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And someone they knew was like, oh, come to my
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  Speaker 2: holiday party. And they were excited because they had bought
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  Speaker 2: a townhome and everything. So that's nice. So it was
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  Speaker 2: one of those townhomes where you walk in and there's
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  Speaker 2: like a little step down living room that like no
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  Speaker 2: one really uses. Then you go in and the kitchen
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  Speaker 2: overlooks the family room and then, you know, upstairs. And
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  Speaker 2: they got there and there was like a red rope
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  Speaker 2: on that part. And so they're like, oh, maybe they
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  Speaker 2: just don't want us like dirtying it up, whatever. And
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  Speaker 2: then as the party went on, the host was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you can come here and this is where the good
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  Speaker 2: wine is. He had a VIP section for his townhome
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  Speaker 2: for the better wine. Like here's a Charles Shaw, but
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  Speaker 2: if you want the Dow or whatever, it's over here.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, that was the craziest story I'd ever heard.
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  Speaker 2: And it was true.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what any of those words you
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  Speaker 1: just said.
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  Speaker 2: One is cheap and one is mid-level.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The one that's harder to pronounce is expensive, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. A little mid-level. No, your ideas are so
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  Speaker 2: funny and we won't be able to execute it as
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  Speaker 2: well here. But the one I just saw is funny.
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  Speaker 2: So brilliant. And it's that you guys are roommates. You're
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  Speaker 2: playing video games. And then you talk about how you
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  Speaker 2: see his girlfriend on Hinge and that you matched. And
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  Speaker 2: then it goes in this direction. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you want to say it or you'd want me just
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  Speaker 2: to explain it. Because I don't want to like, but
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  Speaker 2: it's so.
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  Speaker 1: So I saw his girlfriend on Hinge.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And we matched. And he's like, so you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to go out with her? I said, no, because I
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  Speaker 1: already did go out with her. And he's like, what?
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  Speaker 1: I said, yeah. And he said, did you sleep with her?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yes. And he's upset, but I'm like, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I had to sleep with her because if I just
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  Speaker 1: went out with her and you found out, she would
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  Speaker 1: tell you that I just tried to holler at her
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  Speaker 1: and that she blew me off. But the fact that
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  Speaker 1: I slept with her, she can't deny that she's a
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  Speaker 1: faithful woman anymore. So I just slept with her for you.
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  Speaker 1: So now you need to break up with her because
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  Speaker 1: you can't trust her. And then he's upset that I
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  Speaker 1: helped him out.
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  Speaker 2: And then the best part is you're like, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand why my friends don't appreciate the nice
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  Speaker 2: things I do for them by exposing the true people
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  Speaker 2: they're with. I think that is the funniest thing and
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  Speaker 2: is such like a weird psychology, but actually it's like true.
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  Speaker 2: You did prove in this fake scenario, you did prove that.
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  Speaker 2: And you're right. She could have said, oh, all your
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  Speaker 2: friends want me.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And all this when that's why you stick with that
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  Speaker 2: great friend. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's like gaslighting at its finest.
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  Speaker 2: It is so brilliant. It is like the best, it's
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  Speaker 2: the best way to, again, turn something around. It's like
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  Speaker 2: up there with, I don't know if this is Eddie
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  Speaker 2: Murphy or whatever, but like the idea of like, somebody
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  Speaker 2: walks in and sees their man having sex with someone,
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  Speaker 2: you know? And it was, and it's like, I can't
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  Speaker 2: remember how they would explain it, but it was like.
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  Speaker 1: It's not what it looks like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not. It's not what it looks like. You know, like,
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  Speaker 2: come on.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been like, it is what it looks like.
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  Speaker 1: And you shouldn't trust this woman. Yes, right.
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  Speaker 2: She's not your friend.
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  Speaker 1: She's not your friend. This is not a good long-term
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  Speaker 1: prospect for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: As I'm proving right now.
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  Speaker 2: Go to church and find out. some new friends um
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  Speaker 2: so so funny i love it um anything what else
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  Speaker 2: is going on you're you go on the road all
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  Speaker 2: the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah but the strike is over now so you plan.
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  Speaker 2: On starring in some movies is it over I love
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  Speaker 2: that people are always like, well, you know, The Strike,
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't, woo, I'd be selling shows and starring in movies.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, well, what were you doing before The Strike?
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to go back to sending in self-tapes
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  Speaker 1: that will never get looked at.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, how do you feel about that? Because you
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  Speaker 2: guys auditioned too, you know, like when that first started,
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  Speaker 2: of sending in this, I had like a love hate
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  Speaker 2: with it. For one, my husband would have to film
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  Speaker 2: me and he is not patient.
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  Speaker 3: With me doing multiple takes.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you just.
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  Speaker 1: Come here and just shoot it here?
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Before we had this. And then, and then honestly, I
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  Speaker 2: have agents. I don't know that they know that they're,
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  Speaker 2: that they have me as a client because I don't
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  Speaker 2: care for them besides my live show. I have a
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  Speaker 2: really good guy that does all my standup and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: The rest of the people, I don't really go out
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  Speaker 2: on anything. And so, and when I get them, I'd
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  Speaker 2: be like excited. And I was like, oh, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'd always get so nervous. I was like a bad auditioner.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 2: And you know who I remember? Claude, our first show,
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  Speaker 2: which was Lyricist Lounge.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you booked that. So how were you a bad auditioner?
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  Speaker 2: No, with the way I got that, this was a
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  Speaker 2: sketch show that we did, is I tried to get
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  Speaker 2: an audition and they're like, no. And they hired this
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  Speaker 2: girl that was going to be the white girl that
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  Speaker 2: could do sketches. And then you guys were all writing
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  Speaker 2: the show and the girl was either bad or she quit.
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  Speaker 2: And Alison Faust said, I know a white girl that's
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  Speaker 2: way funnier than this girl. And so then she goes,
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  Speaker 2: I got you an audition to come in. And then
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  Speaker 2: I did all these characters. And then Claude's like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to make this like work. And I, so
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  Speaker 2: I always say, it's like, when people say the casting couch,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, the casting couch is not, it's the
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  Speaker 2: writer's room. If you can get a friend to recommend
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  Speaker 2: you or write a part for you, that's how you
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  Speaker 2: get actually on TV, you know? And so when we
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  Speaker 2: did that, I remember Claude, who was like a.
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  Speaker 1: Child actor, he's- How did you get the job as
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  Speaker 1: a writer then?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so then I went in and I, they said,
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  Speaker 2: bring some character ideas. So I brought all the sketch
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  Speaker 2: ideas that I ever had and all these characters and
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  Speaker 2: then you guys liked a bunch of them. And then
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  Speaker 2: we did the pilot and I was like featured in
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  Speaker 2: a lot of things. And then after the pilot got
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  Speaker 2: picked up, they said, we want to make you a
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  Speaker 2: writer too. And I was like, oh, cool. And then,
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: so then I was, and then I was, so then
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  Speaker 2: I was making still like no money. My agent said,
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  Speaker 2: never had he seen a worse deal than that lyricist
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  Speaker 2: lounge deal. It was $ 1, 200 for me to start in
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  Speaker 2: this pilot.
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  Speaker 3: To star?
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  Speaker 2: In the pilot, yeah. And I said, I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: They gave you that much?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I, I knew that.
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  Speaker 3: That's a great deal.
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  Speaker 1: There was a, there was a, I have some of
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  Speaker 1: that money.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, yo, give us some. That's like about the iPhone.
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  Speaker 4: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 4: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 4: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 4: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 4: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 4: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
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  Speaker 4: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
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  Speaker 4: click and collect.
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 4: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
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  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
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  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
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  Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
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  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
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  Speaker 2: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
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  Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
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  Speaker 1: what would you do if it was given back?
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  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
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  Speaker 6: you had.
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  Speaker 3: To succeed in order to feel loved? He said, I
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  Speaker 3: have a work dad.
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  Speaker 1: I need a home dad. What happens next?
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  Speaker 3: When I came in, he started crying.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
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  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through.
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  Speaker 1: It's about what happens next.
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  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
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  Speaker 1: I realized how valuable every day was.
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  Speaker 3: You're worth the work.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, Dar, I'm not going to pull punches.
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  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
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  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
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  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
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  Speaker 2: There was that one guy that did– he did a
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  Speaker 2: really funny impression of the– who was the rapper that
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: had the scratchy voice that like died recently that had
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: like dogs barking in the background?
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: DMX.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: DMX, yeah. He would do that character. That guy was
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: bragging saying he got five grand. which I still didn't care.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: I was so happy to get anything. Like I had
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: never booked anything. And so, so I was like, I
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: don't care that this is no money. I just have
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: to book something, you know? So I'm like, and then,
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: and then people are like, you're going to give away
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: all your characters. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to give
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: it all. Just create new ones. Like who cares? You
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: can't like gate, keep your content, whether it was back
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: in the day when we auditioned or your, or the internet,
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: like just, Put it out there and hope that it
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: leaves something out.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: So I- What year was this deal?
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: This would have been 1998 or 9.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. I think it was 99.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe 99. Yeah, because I got married in 2000
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: and we were doing the second season when.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: I got married. I can't believe they offered.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's like back then, thank God the strike
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: and maybe it'll change some things. But it's like these
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: deals are so humiliating sometimes.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: So then when I started to write with you guys,
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: we had our first table read with the MTV people. Right.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: And we all submitted our sketches and stuff. And they
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: saw how many sketches I'd written and that were being picked.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: And then the guy and the girl who are the
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: MTV execs are like, we did not realize that you
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: were going to be such a contributing writer. So we're
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: going to go and give you more money in the
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: back pay to match the writers that are writing. And
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, because they were only paying me $ 500
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: a week to write.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, they were? Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: And so then I think- Is that legal?
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Who knows?
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Back in 99?
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Who cares?
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I was just like, oh my God, I can't believe
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Hollywood Center Studios. I can't believe- Right.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: someone from wardrobe is asking me my size. Like I
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: just was like so excited to work that I would
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: have never, that's why the unions are important because it's like,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: people don't get that anyone will do anything to do
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: their art. And that's how they get taken advantage of.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you say no, someone else will say yes.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're just like, I don't care, I love
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: to do it. I'll do it for free, you know?
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: It's crazy, but anyway, what I was finally getting back
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: to is Claude always said, I'm really good at auditioning.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm a great actor. I'm just really
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: good at auditioning.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: I believe that.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: And I would get really nervous. So when we started
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: to do the tape ones, I kind of loved that
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: I could do it over and over and over again.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: But then, I mean, it was like, we were almost
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: about to get divorced. I was like, forget it. I
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: don't even want the part. If you're not going to
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: let me do it over and over and over again,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: he was just like.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How would you, when you would do your.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I was terrified at auditioning. I'd rather be in a
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: war on the front line, the first man walking point
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: than like doing the actual going in. Like I'd kill
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: it at home rehearsing and then get so nervous getting
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: closer to the thing and then trying to be cool
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: in the waiting room. So now I just show up
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: just in time to like cut down their amount of nervousness.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: And then it just would never go right. So I
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: didn't believe in self-tape, but I wrote on Black-ish.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: So when I was writing on Black-ish, like we all
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: used to look at the auditions or like the last
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: people who they would consider for like.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: A guest role.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: And some of them were self-tapes and we'd give it
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: to some of the self-tape people. So that made me
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: believe in self-tape. I was like, I'm never going into
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: an audition again. This is an official show on ABC,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: and they're not even taking into account that that person
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: did multiple takes and sent it in, and this person
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: who's at the audition... nailed it right there and i
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: know i could do up if you give me a
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: part i'll do it but if i have to audition
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: for the part i'll definitely.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I mean because with the self tape it's like yeah
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: once you're on set you're gonna kill it you know
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: but it's like yeah so you kill it at home
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: verse and then you you know get in your car
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: and you go over to universal and then you're in
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: the wrong lot and then you're nervous then you're looking
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: for your id now you can't find the building Then
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: you see someone you know and you're like, oh fuck,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: are they going up for the part? And like, there's
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: so much going on in your head. Then you sit down,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: then people are chatting. Oh, hey girl. Like all of this.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: And then the casting director comes out and is like, Jennifer.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, Jennifer's got the fucking part. And
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, it's all in your head. And then
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: you finally get in there and you're like, awful.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Thank God for podcasting. Because obviously I didn't book a
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: lot of acting roles.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: And so I'm always like, oh, if I go back
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: to acting, it's gonna be like, someone's just gotta be
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: like offering it to me. Because it's just like, it
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: is so, and it's so true. All those things, of course,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: get in your head. There was a pill that some
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: people were taking.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, I wasn't taking that.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: It was called like a beta, a beta or something.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, beta blockers.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, to make you less nervous.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I never did it though.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: But I thought about it. I was like, oh, maybe
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I need that. And then that then I thought I'd
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: be a Scientologist because I think those Scientologists know how
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: to like walk into a room they have all those
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: weird things and I like own it like Leah Remini
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: got like 30 pilots before yeah I'm like And in
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: her book, she was like, I got to do 30 pilots.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I got 30 pilots before King and Queen stuck off.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, wait, we're supposed to feel sorry for
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: you that you booked 30 pilots?
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: That sounds like Scientology worked out for you.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Scientology was her acting coach.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Okay. Let's talk about Oprah.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: What did Oprah do now?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Now, Oprah has gotten very skinny. And a lot of
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: people are like, is she doing what everybody's doing? Ozempic, Manjaro,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: the shots. But she's also like part owner of Weight Watchers.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: And she's like, no, it's not that, you know. I'm like,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: we're just supposed to believe that she's, you know, skipping
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: the scones with Meghan Markle and Montecito. I don't know,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: but going for a nice walk.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: These are guns, though.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: She's worked out.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Those are guns.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: So here she is. So anyway, from Tuesday's show, I
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: talked about her being skinny and that people need to
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: accept that their friends that were never as skinny as
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: them are going to be skinny now because God created
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: a doctor who made a skinny shot and just fucking
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: deal with it.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Skinny shot.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Just deal with it. And so I do it. So
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: we put this clip together, as you do, from Tuesday's show.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: And I posted it this morning on Reels. And I
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: put hashtag Oprah, da, da, da. I went back after
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: one hour. I have 360,000 followers. I'm not saying that
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: to brag. It moves like molasses up the thing. Sounds
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: like a brag. 56 views.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: 56 people in one hour. So I took it down.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: and I took off Oprah and I took off Ozempic
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: and I just put like weight loss, comedy, standup, Juicy Scoop,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Heather McDonald was like 10,000 in two minutes.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: And so if you're not, Oprah has power. Also, you
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: can't tag her in anything.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: She knows the algorithm like that?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so. So I'm just saying, if you
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: want to talk about Oprah on your reels, just do
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: not tag her. Do not hashtag her.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: You know how there's like certain words? How am I
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: getting killed? And I'm not even attacking her. What's going
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: on with mine? Who am I attacking?
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Oprah goes, you know, she's promoting, I think she's
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: promoting like the color purple thing. 20th, 30th anniversary. I
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: don't know. She's wearing purple all the time. What is it?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: They actually made a new color purple.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, they wrote a new, they did a whole new movie? Oh,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I thought it was like the anniversary or something.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't know about it either.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, and she's the producer of it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: All right. So she's wearing purple at all these events
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: and she looks gorgeous and she looks great. And so
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: of course, Drew has her show and Drew is, you know,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I love Drew, but like she's all about like attacking her.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: So she grabbed her and she's like always in everyone's
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: face and in their, their personal space. And she takes
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: her hand and they zoom in on the hand. And it's,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: you know, her, it's like, it's her white hand. And
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: she goes, no, seriously, you are everything to me. You
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: are everything. the mother of talk shows and you're here
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: at mine and I am not worthy. I am not
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: even meant to be in your presence. And you used
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: to talk to the audience before the show that used
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: to take the time to actually say hello to them.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: And that's what I do too. And I'm like, okay,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: so we're supposed to be like, wow, Oprah and Drew.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: actually talk to the humans that come to their show. Right.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: That is, they are just like us.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Was Oprah trying to like pull away, like get them?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: She, yes, it was very awkward. You can see. Her
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: arm was completely taken. She was like massaging it. She
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: was literally getting her and massaging it. And then Oprah's,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: people were like, that was weird, Oprah. And then Oprah
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: was like on red carpet. She's like, I love Drew.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: And that's what Stedman does for me too, is he
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: strokes my arms.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: That video is going to get no views.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: The algorithm is going to stop this from happening.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's thinning. And then today she did announce
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: that Weight Watchers has a weight loss medication that helps
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: you maintain your weight loss. Basically, they have a version
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: of the Ozempic and everything. And we've all known it,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: but she was acting like that wasn't the case. They
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: bought all the subscribers of anybody that's ever bought Ozempic.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Weight Watchers bought that so that they have that database.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Like their subscriber list and emails?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like to know that these are the people that
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: are some people that struggle with weight loss. We want
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: those people.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Ozempic in their food. Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: And giving it to their customers. Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: As a side, like $ 2, like avocados.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you dip your fries. Yeah.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: In an Olympic dip. That's brilliant, actually. I know. Oh,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: my God. That's a great idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I'll have the burger and the fries and an ozempic
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: chipotle dip.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a skinny shot.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and after four fries, I'm satisfied.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm full. I don't know.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I bet they're going to figure out a way to
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: do that. You know what I also saw? I don't
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: have a photo for it, but there is a new
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: thing that's coming out in 2024 that you drink that
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: will– like save you from like binge drinking, alcohol poisoning,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: not just like a thing to like, hey, help you
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: with your hangover in the morning. Like literally, I think
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: take down your blood alcohol. And I'm like, holy shit,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: like what would that do for like DUIs and stuff?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Like if you could get wasted, you want to drive home,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: could you like take that shot? Or maybe not, maybe
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: you'd still be buzzed, but it'll help your digestive system.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: So what does it make, what does it actually literally do?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like, you know, the shot that they do,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: the Narcon?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Right, to get all the drugs out.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: So you're about to die. And like now people like
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: at parties and stuff, like have the Narcon around and
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: like people have the Narcon the little sticks.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: So you just take the Narcal without the drugs? Is
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: that wrong?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: I think it's Narcon. I'm not sure. But no, like
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: people say now, I'm like, who the hell would ever
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: do cocaine, right? With the fentanyl and everything.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: And they're like, no, they, now people have these little
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: pieces of paper that they can check if there's fentanyl
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: in it. And I'm like, if you have to check
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: if your drug is going to kill you, like maybe,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: maybe this is the year to like stop sniffing the coke.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, the, the, They're addicts, you know?
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: They're not going to be rational.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: And I feel like they would test it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: No, these are like party people. These are not like addicts.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: These are people that want to keep doing lines of
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: cocaine and they can afford to just make sure that
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: it doesn't have fentanyl in it.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: So at least in... they're still partying, but they're being cautious.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: They're being responsible. I still feel like they're drug addicts.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Because if you know something could kill you, like cocaine,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I never did it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Right. Neither have I. I've never tried it in my life.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Me neither.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. The three of us have literally never
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: tried cocaine.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: The three non-cocaine people. Yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: It's been presented to me several times.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Stop your bragging.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: A pretty girl like this? You think I haven't seen
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: a lot of cocaine in front of me?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Have you seen her Drew Barrymore impression?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: She's been awful.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: So it's like, that's a great impression.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Just do a lot.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Um, yeah, no, I, um, for me, I, I always
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: loved cocaine movies. Like I love like less than zero.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Cause there's always rich and glam and like casino blow
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: anything that dealt with like the fifth character is like Coke,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: you know, the fifth character. And then, um, But I
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: was like, I just think I never wanted to try
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: it because I'm like any drug that's going to make
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: me curb my appetite, want to talk about myself more
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: and stay up all night is going to be way
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: too enticing for me. Like that is my, so I never,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: ever tried it.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Do you think it's going to be legal one day?
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: No.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You don't think so?
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Why do you think that? I feel like you have
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: an insight.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: For somebody that's never done coke. Why are you pushing
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: for it?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: He's like, I have stock in it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Stock in coke is great.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: I just feel like it's like, things are moving. It's
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: like shrooms are slowly, I mean, it's legal now.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: And then there's like other forms of drugs that are legal.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: And there's like other like steroids that were illegal are
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: now becoming legal. So it seems like things are starting
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: to get more and more acceptable.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Think there's things like cocaine that are illegal. Like, I mean,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: they just get you like amped up, you know, which
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: just espresso, Red Bull, like, Just stuff like- Espresso?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: You've really never done coke.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: You touch espresso for fentanyl?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I feel like when I'm doing an espresso martini, that's
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: my cocaine.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: That's funny you put.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: A- Because I'm like, it kind of perks me up
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: and I can get a buzz.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Right. I feel like you never need cocaine because you
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: already have cocaine energy, like organically, so you're good.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think no, because it affects like your heart
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: rate so much. And I think like mushrooms and other
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: things like that don't put you in a place where
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: you could like have a heart attack.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Because there's just other medications and like things that do
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: increase heart rate that are like, especially like what their
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: athletes are taking that are like pre-workout, creatine, a lot
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: of these things. So, you know, I'm like even like
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: TRT that people are taking and peptide therapy and a
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: lot of these things that increase your heart rate.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: It's just What's TRT?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what that is.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Testosterone replacement therapy. Yeah, it's like a lot of, it's
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: like the new.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Thing, like my- Like a lot of guys that are
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: like pushing 50 will take it and then all of
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: a sudden they get jacked up like the Amazon guy.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they get jacked.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: It changes their sex drive. It changes their focus. It's
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: like an overall like limitless pill.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love the movie Limitless.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's fantastic.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: That was such a good, I love anything like that.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the movie? I've talked about this so
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: much time. You remember the movie Flowers for Algernon? It
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: was about this little rat that like took this, like
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: in a lab, they gave him this drug and it
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: made the rat really smart. So then they gave this
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: dumb guy the drug and he became really smart. And
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: then all of a sudden the rat starts to get dumber.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: And they're like, oh fuck. And then he, the guy
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: gets dumber. It's just like the limitless. Like all of
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: a sudden you're like doing amazing. And then.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: The calm down.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: It's like when people say, oh, I was up because
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: doing great. And then people are like, my bowels fell
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: out into the toilet yesterday or whatever. And then you're like, well, maybe,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: you know, for some, it may not be so great,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: you know? Yeah. Really amazing. Okay. Now, Kanye, what are
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: your thoughts on Kanye? He's out in Miami.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Had an Art Basel.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, covering his face and wearing 12 layers of clothes
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: because that's what you wear when you go to Miami.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: And apparently he has a new album and a new
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: song and he didn't get clearance from the Backstreet Boys.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, what's he going to do? Call
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: them and record it like he did Taylor and then
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: act like they gave him consent? And then he's out
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: with the girlfriend that has to wear the nylons up
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: to her chin. Right. And the purple pillow. And then
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: the kids are there. One of the girls, she was
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: with Chicago's little girl, North... North West is, you know,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: the insult comic and she's bouncing up and down and
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: she has a song.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I'm Miss Westy. And everyone's like, yeah. Like, I mean,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: she's so much like Kanye. It's amazing. Yeah. So I
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: just want to get what are your thoughts? What do
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: you think is up with Kanye?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I feel like the Backstreet Boys about to get paid.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: That's what I do feel like. They just came up.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: And Kanye is such like these guys were huge.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: But Kanye is such so big now. Like they put
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: the five white guys in a little circle. Kanye, the
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: whole screen. Like this is some shit you'd never see
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: when I first met you in the 90s.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: We reversed this.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: So this is, you know, there is some type of like,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: it almost feels like they feel defenseless. Like he could
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: just take their music. and there's not naked door power.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: But that's what this picture looks like.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: And I also feel like they might be like, who cares?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Cause it's like, I mean, I know a woman, she's
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: a very good friend of mine and she's extremely, she
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: and her husband very, very well off. And I mean,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: she had the Backstreet Boys at her birthday. And they're
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: the kind of people, they could go to Dubai, they
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: could go, I mean, so even just having a little
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: pop of their song beat and a song that we're
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: all listening to is only gonna help them do concerts
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: and shows and everything. So they might be like, who cares?
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: We're glad you sampled it, you know?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you just, before the podcast started, you asked
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: your son about Queen Latifah. Yeah. And he's like, who's
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Queen Latifah?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Like, they're, they, you know, they could get the same
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: response from people your son's age or younger. Yeah. Because
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: everybody's like, still Kanye's in the zeitgeist. Right. Like him
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: just playing. I saw, I heard the snippet he played.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Of the opening of his song with them in it
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: on Instagram and everybody's talking about it. So good for them.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think, yeah, I think that I would, yeah,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: go take it. You're right. That's the right way to
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: be is just be down with it and be like,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: we love it. Who cares? You know?
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know. If I was their manager, it's like,
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: there's money on the line. You know what I'm saying?
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Like there's money, there's royalties, there's publishing rights. Like if
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: this song blows up, makes a lot of money, like
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: they should, I'm just, I can't believe he didn't ask that.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: It's like, that seems like musician stuff 101.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: You can't believe Kanye did some crazy shit?
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, like, I know he does a lot of
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: crazy stuff, but I feel like it's like a lot
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: of emotionally driven, a lot of things. Like he feels
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: a lot of pain and maybe that's what's behind it,
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: but this is just like bad business.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: They said the version Kanye West appears to have played
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: in the Miami club featured other voices singing the chorus.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: So it's possible he can get away with it through
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: a loophole. I don't think so, though. But who knows? Yeah.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: But I think you're right. I think it just gets
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: people talking. I mean, I think sometimes, yes, they have
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: a right to be paid, but then the bigger picture
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: might be just like, let's be cool with him and
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: let's celebrate it and let's use his version now when
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: we're on the road or whatever.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: I think that's smart. Do you think he's insane or what?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I have no medical... I mean.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a very politically correct... Yeah.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: He's not going to take me down, too. I don't
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: even have the money he has.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: He's going to sample your jokes.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not going to say anything that's going to
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: get me through him. Yes, yes.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: No, hell no.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: You're right, you're right. We're also very close to Hidden
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Hills right here, so you're right.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: We don't need.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Some Tesla truck to come running down the street and
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: take you out. What are your thoughts about the Matt
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Rife controversy?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Which one of them?
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, well, what did you think of his special? Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: So he's your friend. Yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: This is my really, really dear friend. We started comedy
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: together in a lot of ways. Like I met him
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: like when he was really young in a comedy.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: We started to go on the road and we'd have like,
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: 30 people at our shows. We went to London in
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: last May and there was, I think, 30 people at
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: the show when we went there.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: So he hadn't blown up last May? It's only been
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: like this last year?
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, two Mays ago.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: But that seems to track. I feel like I've only...
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Started to hear and everything exploded like the last year,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: year and a half. Yeah.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: And like we, you know, he always had this energy
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: of like when someone would say something to him, he
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: feels like he needs to like rebuttal.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: You know, and it's like this like battle rap mentality.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: It's like someone says something about you. Now I got
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: to create a diss track for what you said.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: So he still has that in him. And he's also
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: 28 years old.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: So it's like I feel like at a certain point
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: it's like, yo, ease on the keyboard.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Chill.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: You don't need to like clap back to everything someone says.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: And then he's like, no, even if you six, you
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: don't get to smoke. I don't care if you in kindergarten,
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: I'll pull up to your grade school, you know, which, which,
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: you know, and it just is something that I think,
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: you know, everyone will outgrow at a certain point, but like,
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: he's always like, he doesn't want people to have the
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: last word or like the last laugh. Like he wants,
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: and that's like a very comic thing to also have.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: It's like, I can't just let someone clown me, you know, like,
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean? It's like, even in circles
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: or like in high school at the lunch table, someone
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: will say something to you. You can't just like let
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: it sit. You got to think of something and say
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: it back. So I feel like that there's still shards
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: of that in him. And I feel like, you know,
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: the helmet conversation was definitely.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Just to remind people. So he got criticism. Well, let
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: me go, let me go a little bit back. So,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: you know, what I have said is, you know, he
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: didn't pop out of nowhere. He has been doing this
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: for 12 years, doing shows with you, being on the
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: wild now, like, you know, But it was these videos
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: of him doing really great crowd work that really got
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: him famous. And because he's so attractive, a lot of
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: women really liked him. And a lot of women, even
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: that found my podcast, that's because I talked about pop
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: culture and Housewives. Oftentimes, I would be the first stand-up
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: show that they ever came to. And then they were like, oh,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I like the stand-ups that you featured on your show.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Now I'm following them. Now I enjoy going to the clubs.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: And now I'm a regular stand-up person. So I think
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: a lot of women, this was maybe their first like
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: guy standup that they were into. And then when he
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: started to do some interviews and he was like, I'm
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: not going to placate to my female audience. I think
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: that didn't sit well with women. And I wanted to
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: ask you, what was his mindset? Because my opinion of
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: why he said that is the same opinion, and I'll
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: be the first to say it, that there was times
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: in my life where these women would come and they'd say,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I'm coming to your show and I'm dragging my husband.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: And I was like, why do you say that? If
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: you got tickets... If your husband got tickets to see,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: you know, Ian Edwards, Chris Rock, you, whatever, you would
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: be like so excited, get your hair done and go
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: and laugh your ass off. Why is it you have
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: to drag your husband? I'm like, I don't think you're
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: giving your husband enough credit. Like if he finds you funny,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: he's going to find me funny. And so now I
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: have more men, but I kind of had to educate them.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Like you're not helping the cause, girl, you know? And
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: so I think- But there was something about it when
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I'd have the majority of women in the audience and
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: even today when a guy, and especially a straight guy,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: would come up and be like, you were fucking funny.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: You were so funny. I never laughed harder. That compliment
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: would mean more to me. than the women. Because I
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, I made a dude. Yeah, and I
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: made a dude laugh. And I kind of think for him,
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: he wants the respect of the guy's comics more. I
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: don't think he meant to like diss the females. I
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: think he was like, I want the respect of everybody.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: And I don't want to be told I'm this pretty
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: comic that made it because I'm cute.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think there's a specific type of female
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: fan that he's addressing because it's like we, like after
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: he blew up, we're doing shows. that he'd get on
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: stage and women would shout, take it off, take off
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: your belt.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Well, now I know how it feels.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: While you're on stage. You're like, wait, I'm going to
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: get to the bit.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Give me a second. Yeah.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: So, so, you know, so as he's doing shows, it's like,
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: there's times where like me and him are like working
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: on new ideas and he's like, oh, I'm going to
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: do this bit.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: And then in the middle of it, some girl's like,
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: you're sexy.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: You're hot.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Take off. Take it off.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: That is annoying.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: So he'd be so frustrated that he would basically just
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: start with that same battle rap energy. Like, now I
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: have to clap back and talk about her and roast her.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: And then so after the show, he would just be like, man,
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: people won't, and it's mostly women, stop yelling at me.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: They won't stop catcalling me. And it's like, yeah, dude,
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: this is how women have felt for years. You are
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: being treated this way. And it's like, how do you
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: respond to it? So I feel like his response is like,
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: I don't care. He'll mention about the female fans. I
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: want guy fans because guys actually are listening to the jokes.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: They're looking at the punchlines, whereas a lot of women
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: that will come to the show is like, if he
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: has something to say that's anything sexual, it's just the energy.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: You just feel the energy of the room change because
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: everyone's like, oh, you're hot. You're saying something. I like
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: seeing a hot guy talk about a sexual joke. And
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: then he'll have a joke about something else.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Another topic. And then women are just like, wait, go
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: back to the other thing.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't do sex jokes. You know what
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Because you're too sexy?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Yes. You know, I just want to be heard. You
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: feel me? So all my shit is political. And I
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: don't even like politics.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just senators at your shows.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: You're like, if you see it as a sexy inn,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: you do have a sexy voice.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: My jokes is about trains and shit like that.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: A bunch of conductors, they're like, yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: But how does he feel about all this stuff? I mean,
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: it's not... I mean, I don't think it's really going
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: to hurt him in the end. I think people are
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: still obviously going to be into seeing him and everything.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Do you know what was wild?
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: When he, so when Matt, for people who don't know,
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: Matt essentially made a Instagram post and he said, because
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: he had a joke about domestic violence, he opened up
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: his special, the domestic violence joke, and he used it
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: as like a temperature check of the room. It was
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: not read that way to a lot of people. People
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: had a lot to say about it. So then he,
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: posted on his Instagram a link to special needs helmets.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Saying if you can't take it, maybe this will help you.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. And the note said, this is my official apology.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: So the next day, or a few days later, he
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: did a show at the Dolby Theater. He sold out,
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: I think, four shows. And people wore helmets to the shows.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: People were like, will you sign my helmet?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: They loved that, that was his clap back.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they loved it. I mean, yes, people, like, I
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: feel like there's like two worlds. There's like this internet
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: world where people are like, I'm so outraged. I can't
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: believe they did this.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Right. And you know when people say you need to apologize,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, if you're forcing someone to apologize, then
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: it isn't a real apology.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Whenever people say, we need an apology, it's like, well,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: then that doesn't seem like it's authentic or not. So
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: there's that, and then you're right. And then there's other
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: people that are like, this pendulum needs to swing the
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: fuck back and we don't care. And like, we should
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: be able to laugh about this shit. You know, and
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, there's people that are like, I have
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: a child with special needs. I thought it was fucking hilarious.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Like there's different people and everyone can have their own
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: opinion and you don't need to follow this person anymore
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: and you don't need to go to their show if
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: that's really how you feel.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: And even if you look at the comments, like the
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: video will have a lot of views and the video
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: is very much on the side of Matt, you're wrong.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: If you look at the comments, they're very divided.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: And people don't talk about the comments. They just talk
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: about the video. Oh, this video, even the video about
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: the kid. People are like, this is actually really funny.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: That's funny that you said that. That's actually hilarious that
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: he said that. So there's that side of people.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: He's good as long as he doesn't hashtag Oprah. You
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? People will still get to view
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: his stuff.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I need to stop tagging Oprah.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Definitely don't hashtag Oprah if you want your video to
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: be shown.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Well, good.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: You know, like, but I do think he got jaw filler.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I just really do. And I don't think there's anything wrong.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: And I don't think he ever has to admit it.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: I don't think he has to tell it. I am
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: just saying as someone who plastic surgery is a strong
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: interest of mine.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's hilarious.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: And look, there's just certain things that people do in
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: their lifetime. Dolly Parton was the first to get big
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: fake tits. I'm not saying that's the only reason she's
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: a star.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: She still looks great.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: But it helped. Kylie Jenner was like the first to
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: make lips seem normal, to get it. And then she
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: capitalized on the lip kit, whatever. It helped. It helped.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: So she got lip surgery.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: She got lip filler.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Lip filler, and then she sells.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: And then she sells the lip kit, and then it exploded.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: That fills her lips?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: But at first she said, oh, I just drew my lips.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Her mom was like, shut up.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: We're going to sell kits.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: And then she admitted to it. But it's okay. He
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: doesn't ever have to admit it. It doesn't matter. But
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: in my opinion— I think you got some filler here,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: which is a very easy thing to do. And it
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: rarely looks weird. It usually looks great. And so go
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: But I feel like people will see me.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: He's really good looking. Yeah.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like people will see me.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: He works out.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: Cause it's like he did develop and he was working out.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: He was, I don't know if he took like hormone
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: replacement therapy or like whatever it was like, I haven't
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: like dived into that. I mean, he's one of my
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: dearest friends, but like.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: But he doesn't need to share that with anybody. Nobody
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: needs to share that stuff with anybody if they don't
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: want to. So who cares, you know?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Some people are just attacking him now.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for everything. But I like his little face. I
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: think he's hot.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Do you think he's hot during Wild N' Out too?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I just think he looks regular.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: You didn't find him hot during Wild N' Out?
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: No.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: I thought he was cute. But again, that's why teeth
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: are so important too.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, he did have those teeth.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: And, you know, good for people. I want to shout
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: out to the Invisalign.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Invisalign.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: And you know what?
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: It can really improve your teeth.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Invisalign don't get the props it deserves.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: And if you're a little bit older and you don't
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: want to go through real braces, I have seen results
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: that are amazing. My own son got it.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Invisalign, listen to me. No, seriously. Seriously. My son didn't
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: want braces. I was like, I think you should get them.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, whatever, you're gonna get out in
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: the world and you're gonna realize that your teeth are
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: fucked up. And people are gonna not, and it's fine
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: because everyone will think you have no money and then
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: they won't try to get pregnant so that I can
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: raise your child, okay? So go have your fucked up teeth.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: And now he got the Invisalign and like every time
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: he came home from college, I'm like, oh my God,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: you're gorgeous. Because then you wear it and they just
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: look like a little glossy, you can't even tell. And
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: then it really, really works. And so it's like, especially
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: if you're, if you kind of missed it and then.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: And it's cheaper than braces, way cheaper.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And then, and then, and then if you
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: just want to get them evened out, like get a
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: cap or a veneer or whatever, or all of them. It's,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, that can be a little expensive, but my,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: it is, everybody I've talked to, I remember even Kathy
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Griffin had one time in an interview, she goes, the big,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: out of everything I've done, the thing that was life-changing
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: was good teeth.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Invisalign is like the Lasix. of teeth yeah yeah surgeries yeah.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's amazing there's no excuse to not be attractive
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: yeah today it's like there's so many things you can
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: do there's so many like lip filler and jaw surgery.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: And all this you know it's always like you're not
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: you're not ugly you're just poor maybe if you're rich
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: yeah there's no excuse for you to be ugly Well,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: it's like what I said about the Oprah thing. I'm like,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: girls are mad. The girls that were naturally thin and
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: didn't struggle with their weight, they're like kind of secretly
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: pissed that all their friends now are their size and
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: they can do it because it just really just does
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: not make you hungry. So it's not a challenge. You're
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: not weighing your food. You just are having a couple
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: bites and you're good. And so I feel the same
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: way about, you know, back in our day, If you're
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: going to be a model, you had to have this
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: perfect face or this perfect smile like Pamela Anderson. And
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: it's like, no, you can buy a smile. You can
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: buy lips. You can– Gigi Hadid. What's her sister? Bella
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Hadid got a lot done. Like that girl's face was
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: like completely done because they're rich. And you're like, well,
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: now you're a model. And it used to be like, no. So,
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: you know, I think the people that are struggling right
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: now are people that are naturally thin. And that are
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: naturally beautiful because they're not special anymore.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Now they know how everybody else felt by not feeling special.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my God, you just normal looking.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: But one of the things that you said that, so
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: when you see a video on Instagram of like all
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: these fine girls, like at a meal and all this
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: food on the table, are they eating it?
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Or, I do think restaurants in LA, I would love
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: someone to come out and be like, we absolutely are
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: seeing a decline in how much people order. For sure,
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: that's happening. And I mean, I would eat and store
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: for the winter. I treated myself like a bear for
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: so long because I was like, oh my God, I'm
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: on a date. I got to get an appetizer. I'm
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: going to order the shellfish. I don't know when I'm
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: going to have another meal. So I would always eat.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I still love to eat. But I have noticed, yeah,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: my friends and stuff, that everyone's just not as hungry.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: So in ordering, you don't want to waste food. But
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: those girls that are taking those photos, there's probably some
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: old fart in the corner that's picking that up.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: One bite you want to just try a little of
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: everything and um yeah how do you guys feel about
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: um let me let me just go to this hot
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: girl this is this girl might be dating uh um
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: tom cruise.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Look at him Tom looks great.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: He's 61.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: He's 61?
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: She's 36, but she's really rich. She used to date
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: some Russian billionaire. And I think old rich men are
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: looking for young rich girls. She's 36. She has a
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: $ 1 million handbag collection. That just means her own handbags
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: are worth $ 1 million. And they're inseparable. Clearly a couple.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: It's so weird he never sees his daughter, Suri.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Doesn't? Does it? What?
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what? That's what the paparazzi says. You know,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: we don't know.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Because they never, when they're following him, they.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Don't see him.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, we don't know that he doesn't fly in
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: and they, like, have a beautiful dinner in a penthouse
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: and hang out for a couple days. I don't know.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: How do they know that's not his daughter? That's Suri.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: They haven't seen her all this time. This is why
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: they're hanging out. I feel like his daughter could afford
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: a $ 1 million handbag collection. He bought her all those handbags.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: What do you guys feel about like in the last,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: you know, five years, how women have embraced being sugar babies.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: They don't hide it. They're like, you want my company.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: You can pay me a grand an hour or a bag.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do only fans. Have you ever dated
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: a girl like that? Is that a turn on, turn off?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: What are your thoughts?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I think it's good for them. Like, especially the only
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: fan girls.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Like I grew up in the time, grew up in Manhattan.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: You could drive around to where the prostitutes were. And,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I never purchased a prostitute, but we would drive around.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: You and Eddie Murphy.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Well, that was a different section of the prostitution era.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: But as young guys.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Before I go to the comedy cellar, what?
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: As young guys, like you drive around and like look
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: in disbelief, like, but not, not like, you know, it
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: was some beautiful ass women in lingerie in the cold
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: in New York City in the middle of the night.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: And if you can like not get beat up, make
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: some money from the safety of your, living room or
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: whatever studio you set up.
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: There's no pimp. OnlyFans is probably the only pimp that's
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: taking some of the money out. But a lot of
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: them seem to be doing good. I'm fine with it.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: I think it's totally fine too. I just wonder if
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: for some girls that don't need to do it, that
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: are doing it, instead of pursuing real art, as an
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: actress or stuff, All right. You're right.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: You got nothing but time on your hands.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Well, I think there's levels. There's the levels of the OnlyFans.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: There's the ones where you're just flirting with a guy
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: and I'll send you a photo of my feet and
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: here I am in my new bikini. There's that. And
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: then there's girls that are having sex and then people
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: get to see those videos. And that's basically you're running
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: your own vivid entertainment. So I do think there's levels
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: of it. But yeah, I, I have always said the
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: same thing. They're safe. They're their own boss. They're in
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: their own home. If they have children, this is something
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: they can like do, you know, when the kid isn't
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: around and like not have to go be a stripper
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: But also it's like, there's a transaction and understanding, like
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: there's a someone with money, let's say the man has
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: money and he's like, wants to not feel lonely.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: He meets someone who's young and it's like, they're both consenting.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: It's like there's nothing wrong with there being an exchange. Like, hey,
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: you're going to be my sugar baby. I'm going to
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: pay you and you're going to love me.
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: And it's like whether the love is artificial or whether
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: it's predicated on this money is irrelevant. Because it's my
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: money and this is what I want to do with it.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is real love. Oh, yeah.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Do you think she would be with Tom Cruise if what?
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: He's Tom Cruise.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Tom Cruise is more fun than just a, she's already
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: with a rich guy. So now Tom Cruise is a
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: rich guy and he's like the biggest movie star on earth.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: So I do think that would be fun to date
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: someone like that.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why would you not want that? Did you see
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Mission Impossible? He jumped off a mountain.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: He did all his own.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: For real.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: That's a turn off.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: All his own stunts.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: To me, there is no if he wasn't Tom Cruise.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: She's dating Tom Cruise because he is who he is.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: And he's dating her because she is who she is.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: She has a $ 1 million purse collection. She's already a millionaire, right?
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: And she's 36. 36. Since it's not too young, people
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: can't be like, it's Leonardo DiCaprio. And I feel like
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: that's a perfect match.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Exactly. And I think that, I do think that men,
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: you know, they do go after like other billionaire millionaires,
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: ex-wives and stuff, if they are. Now, why is that? Why,
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: like I had one guy explain like, well, a guy
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: does want what another guy at his level may have had.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Because I was like, how is it that this girl
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: just keeps... dating millionaires and like her ex-husband for 10
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: years was this person. And then she married this person,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: like Yolanda Foster, who's Bella and Gigi Hadid's mom. She
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: was first married to Muhammad Hadid. Then David Foster saw
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: that she was his ex-wife, saw a framed picture of
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: her at his house. He's like, who's that? He's like,
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: that's my ex-wife. He's like, do you mind if I
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: date her? And then they got married. And so I'm like,
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: I just, what is that with men?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you when I get to that level. I'm
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: not there right now, Heather. I can't answer that.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're trying to look at a photograph. Like, I'm
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: going to date that person and find them. So I
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: just want to understand the question. Are you saying about.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Like, why is it that men are kind of... That
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: it's attractive that someone that was at their level that
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: they may have admired, they kind of are happy that
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: that guy's ex is available for them? That they would
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: want to stay within the pool? Why wouldn't they want
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: to go out of the pool?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: But it's like rappers do it.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I'm saying.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: They date in the pool.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: In the groupie pool.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: And football and basketball players do it too. Like they've seen...
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is that makes the person's...
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe there's some type of vetting system.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: That's what.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Where like, all right.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: You know she's cool.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: She's cool. And we do some crazy stuff. Yeah. And
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: she never exposed dude. So I can trust her.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Based on her track record.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: In this. Like she's used to being... with these level
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: of people.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and to teach somebody how to, the social etiquette
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: of being around celebrity culture, being around big money sometimes,
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: people can't handle it. So it's like, oh, this is
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: someone that already understands it, they get it, so they're
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: in the crew.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: I remember Wendy Williams was talking about, someone pulled up
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: an old clip of her talking about Cassie, who's now
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: accused P. Diddy of all this stuff. And she was like, listen,
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: if you're someone like Cassie and you're dating a billionaire
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: mogul like that, if he wants to find you, he'll
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: land the helicopter on the hotel that you're staying at
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: and he'll come down and he'll have people there following
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: you and watching you. And with all the fun of
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: dating a mogul like that, you know, private jets and everything,
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: you also are like selling your soul to the devil.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, abuse taken out of it. Just the control
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: of like, this guy is so rich and gives me
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: so much, I better be at his beck and call.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: If we're going to go to dinner tonight, unlike a
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: middle-class couple that you could be like, Dude, I don't
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: want to go to dinner. Like, shut up. And he'd
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: be like, all right, I guess we're canceling Chili's. No,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: if the mogul wants to go to dinner, you're getting dressed.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: I don't care if you have a cold. Take a
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: B12 shot. Get yourself pretty. Because this is one night
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: to go to dinner and you're going to dinner because
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: your job is this. Like, this is this transactional thing.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: And it's not a relationship that a middle class person
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: can relate to.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: So then the thing is, it's like, is this considered
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: freedom now? Are you compromising your freedom now? by accepting
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: this relationship that's this transactional relationship of I'm going to
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: pay for everything financially responsible for your life. And then
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: if I want to do something, you have to say yes.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: If you say no, that's a breach of contract. So
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: it's like, is that freedom?
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: But none of us are free. We have to work
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: to get a roof over our head. We have a
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: semblance of freedom. And then I know regular dudes with
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: mogul ego. that they girls, that they follow. And if
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: she ain't getting no helicopter, She ain't getting no white ball.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: She's not getting no red carpet. She's just getting this
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: dude harassing her.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: You know, to, hey, you said we was going to
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: go to the movies. Yeah. Now we got to go
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: to the movies. To the red carpet? No, to.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: AMC.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: To hang a social.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Can I borrow your AMC pass?
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I got the pass. My pass is running out. And
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: we said we could see this certain amount of movies.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, at 10 a.m.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I, first of all, growing up, I had no
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: regulation of what I watched on TV because I was
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: the youngest of five and my parents didn't care and
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: they worked. I loved movies about streetwalkers. I did. I
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: loved their outfits. And I was like, I don't want
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: to have sex with these people, but I'd like to
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: wear that. Outfit that Don, the teenage hooker, was wearing
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: in the made-for-TV movie, which was played by Jan.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: From Brady Bunch.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: These are things that etched in my brain. And then
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, my God, I'd like to just
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: be a kept woman. I loved movies about rich girls,
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: and I was like, this would be so great. Until
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: I saw another movie with Victoria Principle, and she was
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: the mistress. I probably saw it in the third grade.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: And she was a mistress and she had this fabulous life.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: She had this beautiful condo. The guy had a wife,
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: but he'd like go, I got you something. And she'd
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: put jewels. and he was so sweet to her. And
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: she was an aspiring actress. And she comes running out
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: by the pool and she goes, I can't believe it.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I got the part in the soap opera. And I
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: start working Monday. And he goes, Monday? We leave for
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: New York on Sunday. And she goes, but I got
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: the part. And he's like, That's my only time to
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: be with you, so it's Sunday. And that is when
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: I said, I don't want to be a hooker mistress
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: at eight years old.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: It's a good thing you saw that movie. Yes.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, if it means I finally booked something,
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: you know how bad I am at auditioning. And I
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: finally booked something, and now my sugar daddy says I
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: can't be in the soap opera? No, I'll make my
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: own coin. Yeah, right, right.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: And I don't condone any type of abuse on either side.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: But you have to say that these days. Yes. Like,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: I think sugar daddies are like cooler now. Maybe they're like, yeah,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: go do the part and we'll go to New York later.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: And then it's like, oh, this is so amazing.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: No, some sugar daddies are and some are not. That's
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: his one week. He had his one week off from
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: his wife where the girl was going to be with
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: him and they could like hang out. And this is
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: a long time ago. So there was no paparazzi or
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: anything that he was going to have this whole fun
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: week with his mistress who she supports her whole life. Okay.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: So then I'd already decided in act one, I don't
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: want to be a mistress anymore.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Early.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: But in act two, he dies and she's left with nothing.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: And then I was really like, if you, then I
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: learned if I ever become a mistress, you got to
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: make sure that condo is in your name.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: He can't just put you up in the condo. You
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: have to go and like, be like, no, you pay
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: for cash and you put it in this, this condo
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: for me. Right. Yeah.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: And then he's like, no, then it's like, cool, I'll leave.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: And he goes, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Because it's like money's not a problem. So he's like, whatever.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: So was this movie teaching you how to be a
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: responsible hooker? Was it teaching young women?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Both. It was either teaching you to go do stand-up.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: It's like a master class.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: And be your own lady. Or if you're going to
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: do that, you ask for property. And you also say,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: if I'm able to ever book anything because I'm horrible
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: at auditioning, I need to know that you will let
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: me have that part. No matter what trip is planned. Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: So what happened at the end of the movie? Yeah.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: I think at the end of the movie, she falls
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: in love with a normal person and works at Nordstrom.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I want the guy to come back from the dead
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: and be like, I said New York.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I really don't remember what happened at the end. I
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: just remember her crying about him dead and then she
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: couldn't go to the funeral and then the lawyers come
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: over and they're like, you need to move out of
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: here today. And she was like, oh my God. So
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: I do know that sugar babies and whatever you want
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: to call it have gotten more savvy once they get
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: to a certain age and they can't have an anchor
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: baby or anything. And then they're like, then you got
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: to ask for property or you got to ask to
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: be taken care of in a will and you got
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: to see it and you got to get your own representation.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Because you're like, look, if I'm going to be at
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: your beck and call, I'm 42. If I'm going to
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: be able to call for the next 18 years, which
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: I'm cool with.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: They have better business plans.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Yes. You know, just like football players now, they have
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: people that like you make sure that they don't get
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: taken by everybody in their family.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: You know, they like or they show them to avoid
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: this girl at the Starbucks. You know, she's had nine babies.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: We should open up a business where we... You know how, like,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: if you're a comic, you have a social media person
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: to help you with your social media. Or a money manager. Like,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: we help sugar babies who are making a lot of money, like,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: make sure that they don't make NFL player mistakes with
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: the money. Right.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Once they have the money, then they need.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Once you got your hooks in, these are the ways
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: we're going to give you a plan to... have a
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: future after this ends. And also a prospective new guy. Yes.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Because you already have sugar baby credit in that circle
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: of friends.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: So they know that you've been certified. You're a certified
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: sugar baby.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: And we'll give you our stamp. We only want 10%. Yeah.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: Because who knows when the next strike is going.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: To come around.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: But also it's just like a lot of like sugar
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: babies are like, I'm making so much money on OnlyFans.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: I don't need you.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: So it's like there's also like the pool has been
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: like shrunk a bit. So it's like now these, you know,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: they're like, oh man.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: But you do need, you do need all the other guys.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Like Sugar Babies, OnlyFans, Sugar Babies are with one guy.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: OnlyFans. So Sugar Babies are with one rich guy.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: OnlyFans is with a bunch of broke guys that add
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: up to the rich guy.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah. I was like, I was having two boys.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, like, and I also have a daughter.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: It was like... You know, one time I'm like, would
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: I rather have my daughter be the OnlyFans girl? Or,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: you know, I said, yes.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Have your sons run the account?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: It's a family business.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: I did it one time. We were driving past Black
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: China's house. And my son said, Mom, will you ever get...
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: Will your career ever get to a place where you
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: have to have an OnlyFans account? And I said, no, no.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Just so you know that. No. But... but they were like, mom,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: you could just do feet. You could totally just do feet.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my God, like stop.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Not only did your parents raise you without any supervision,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: you raised your kids with the same lack of supervision.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Like I could never say that type of shit to
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: my parents, but I love that y'all are so open.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're like, well, my mom was like that too.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Like I remember like we're going, like going, you know,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you know, Johnny is whatever in
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: my classroom. We're saying, my mom would be like, I
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: couldn't believe it. This is where I, this is why
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: I'm a juicy scoop person. And she was like, well, he,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: you know, he cheats. Sometimes she said this to me,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: he cheats with everybody and everybody knows what the mom.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: And I was like, for the rest of my life,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: that's all I could think about. And I remember like
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: five years ago, I saw the mom, they were now
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: divorced and she came up to me like Christmas Eve mass.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: And all I could just hear was my dead mother's
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: voice like, I wonder if she knows now. I was like,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: how awful that like, that's what I thought. Like, why
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: are you telling your nine-year-old this? But it made me
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: who I am today. Talking shit about people's relationships. Yeah,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: like it's all... It's all good. It's all fine. Okay.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: Last thing I want to talk about is, oh, this
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: girl for Christmas, she went on TikTok, whatever, and it
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: went viral. And she's like, our kids, you know, they
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: just want to open a lot of presents. So we'll
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: bring a couple of presents of our own, but then
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: we'll literally take other presents that they opened from the
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: year before that they don't remember and we'll rewrap them.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: And like, they never know. And you were saying that
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: something like that, you grew up like that.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: One year, my mom just gave me my brother's jacket.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: So my brother had this jacket that he didn't wear.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: And I knew it was his because I saw him
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: with it. And then she just wrapped it up like
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: it was a new item.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: What number are you in the family?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: I'm the third. There's four boys.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: That's interesting.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: One's a lawyer.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: One's a neurosurgeon.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Me.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: And then my younger brother who is a– he owns
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: a mortgage company.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you're the winner?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: Well, now it's, well, yeah, I mean, it was a
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: lot of, like, pain, because, like, my dad would, like,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: introduce me and my brothers to people.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: And, like, he would always say what their profession is,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: but they're like, what does Paul do? He'd be like,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: you know, he's healthy. And, like, he would just, like,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: talk about another attribute, but now, obviously, things are different, so.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Now they're popping.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we out here.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're popping. People would be like, why are
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: your family so excited that, you know, because I had
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: a lot of support being a comedian. And I was like, well,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't come from a family of doctors. Like, I didn't.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: So they were like, oh, go do your thing. You know,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: they were like realtors and stuff.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, realtors.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: They were realtors. Before that, they were in advertising. And
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: both of them could have been actors. My mom turned
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: down a scholarship. She got a scholarship at Catholic University
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: to do drama. And her dad's like, no, you're doing
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: journalism at University of Wisconsin.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: She turned it down to go to New York with him.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: To go to New York with who? Her sugar daddy?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Her sugar daddy.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: She turned her dad to go and study journalism because
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: he thought that was like a better female career than
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: trying to be an actress. And then my dad was
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: like really funny and charming. And like I think they
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: both could have. And so then they were very supportive
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: of it. And they were just also just those parents
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: that like, you know. made me think I was like
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: better looking than I am and everything. So that's what
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: pisses off people that I have confidence.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: I agree with this lady.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Because last night I was at the Americana, right?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, the shopping center.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: The shopping center. You see those lights on the floor?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: I saw a kid playing with the light that comes
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: out the floor as if it was a gift from,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: he had kitten tendencies.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: And it's like I've never seen somebody that excited about
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: a Christmas gift that somebody gave them.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, they're young. This kid was older
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: than these kids.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: And he was happy with that, just playing with that
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: while his parents were doing whatever they were doing. So, yeah,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: And the classic is they just want to open the presents.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: And the classic is the kids are always playing with
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: the box.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: You know, you put together like, you know, some big
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: thing and they're like in the box playing all day.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, I think. I think it just, and there's
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: so many like crappy things, like just get the crap,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: get the two good like gifts that they want. And
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: then the rest you like, yeah, just. re redo it. Um,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: this guy ran the lotto and I just want to
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: know that he's in the news every day and he
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: seems pretty nice. He's won $ 2 billion. He gave his,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: got his parents a $ 4 million house. He's buying houses
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: for everyone. This is his house in Bel Air. Whoa. Um,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't think he's going to get trouble
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: having a date.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: But what would you do if you won the lotto?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: We'll end on that. If you really won the lotto,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: would you continue doing standup and stuff? Do you just
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: do jokes about being rich? What would you do?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, you got to talk about like the reality
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: of your life. You know, I feel like that's like
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: the easiest thing to do. So it's like, you'd have
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: to just know my standup would just be about that.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: It's like, you can't just do that and just talk
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: about like, you know, random shit like trains.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Unless you own the train.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: That's Ian's act.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Watch it, watch it.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: I always think there's, there's so many like stories about
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: how like lotto winners, their life is actually awful because
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: all the people come out and everyone expects and it's
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: never enough and they, people aren't around them for the
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: right reasons. And I think it's kind of sad that
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: this guy is like like page six writes about him
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: or whoever this is.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, he doesn't look thrilled.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: You know, this is the son. Yeah.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Because they took a photo of him while he's just
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: going about his business. Yeah. To me, my life would
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: change if I won a billion dollars because I would
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: just disappear. First of all, I'm not, don't announce that
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: it's me.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I'm getting plastic surgery. I already, I played a lot also.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: I already have a plastic surgeon. With a down positive.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: You think, yeah, like what they're accusing.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: He looks like Matt.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you ain't gonna recognize me.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: But just from the face up, Matt. His body.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: I'm going to disappear like some of the Nazis did
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: in 1945. You won't be able to find me or
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: follow me around.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: You don't think you would miss the joy you get
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: from being a funny performer? You think that you could
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: just have a whole other chapter of your life of
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: just seeing the world in complete luxury?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Look at me.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: You've lived.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go enjoy the world.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: For as long as it lasts. It's not even going
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: to be around that much longer.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: I totally, 100% agree.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: In a disguise, nobody knows who I am and with
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: the people I want to enjoy it with. I won't
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: even tell my family. I'll just be like, hey, I
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: just got some extra money. Let's go here. Nobody knows
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: it's me.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: I think I would do the same. Because I've had
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: a lot of, I've had some fun in this fame game.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: I've had success that I'm very proud of. And I
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: don't have this thing like, I need to have the
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: biggest special and a billboard on Sunset before I die.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: I don't have that kind of ambition like some of
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: us do. Like Paul does. Yes, Paul's a nightmare.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Everyone watch Detroit Player on the Mint app Christmas Eve.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: So Paul could blow up.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but one thing I haven't done is I really
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: haven't traveled because I've been a mom for all these
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: years and before that I couldn't afford it. And so
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: it's like, And I always said.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: I.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Want to travel, but I don't want to go to
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: hostels and be sweaty. So I'm like, I'll wait until
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: I'm at an age where I can enjoy it, which
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: I can now, but I could really enjoy it if
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: I had a billion dollars. So I think that's the plan.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad we figured that out before the end
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: of the show, because I didn't know exactly. Now you've
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: convinced me.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: That I should just not tell anyone, but just be
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: an extremely generous friend.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: Exactly. And then OnlyFans, women who are successful, If you
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: need all the sugar babies, you need the business plan.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: What is your romance life? Are you single right now?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm single. But it's December, so it's not too
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: late to meet somebody. It's going to be easy. Everybody
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: wants a Christmas love.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they want a gift.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: They want a little present from Macy's. And what about you?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: What's your romance situation?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: I have a girlfriend.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: We've been dating for almost two years. She's about to
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: graduate dental school at UCLA University.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you locked it down with a person that
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: is going to be able to provide a stable lifestyle
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: for your artsy fartsy life. And you have nice teeth.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, she cleans my teeth for free.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's hot.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's great. That's like our foreplay. She's just cleaned
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: my teeth. Give me some Colgate.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: She comes from Venezuela. So my parents come from Iraq.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: So we have a similar understanding of backgrounds in terms
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: of poverty and government struggle and political issues.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, interesting.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: So when I really talk to her and see her,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: I really see... And I've never experienced this before. She
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: just reminds me a lot of my mom. Because my
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: mom's my hero.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Your mom is that hot? She is....
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: You've seen her.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Does your mom love her.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: My mom loves her yeah my mom my mom it's
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: hilarious my mom's like she goes you know paul i
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: don't like anybody i don't really like people and but
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: her i like her you know i love that yeah
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: and so i love.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: My mother-in-law i have a wonderful mother-in-law so i hopefully
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: i will be blessed with great Daughter-in-laws.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I love your whole family.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Aw.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And just, you know, like, the videos of you
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: and the family, especially since I knew you before. Yeah.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: You knew you had any family.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Like, of your own.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Like, when you moved in with Peter, and I might
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: have said this on, like, I got some of your furniture.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: From your apartment. From my apartment. Yeah. That's how far
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: we go back. She's leaving her apartment in Westwood off. Yes.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: And so I got some of her furniture.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: You got the school couch?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: When she moved in with him. Yes. Before, you know,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: these people you call your family exist.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: And it's just so great to see your son working here.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: And you're all funny and just enjoy each other.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Aw.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Peter's great. I never met Peter.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. How nice.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: Welcoming. And y'all got a good tribe.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, thanks. I'm very lucky this holiday season and lucky
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: to have you guys. I want everyone to follow you.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: Here's Paul's at 49.7. Ian at 83.5. A measly 83.5.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Let's get those up.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: Stop hashtagging Oprah, bro.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: All the reels are on there, too. Are you on TikTok, too,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: you guys?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on TikTok.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: You guys are on TikTok. You're not?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: No. I was, but... What do you think?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: It's going away?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: No, it's not. I'm going to get back on. I'm
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: on by the end of the year.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Just get on it. And, you know, I mean, look,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is the right thing to do.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: I just basically put the same thing on Reels as
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: I do TikTok.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: And it's kind of interesting. I feel like Reels, because
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: the people on Reels, like, it's... I didn't grow as fast,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: but it's all real people that follow and love me.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: And so for some reason, they kind of do quicker
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: and better there. But then there'll be something that surprises
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: me that really pops on TikTok. So I feel like
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: you just got to put it all out there and
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: then just take that extra moment just to post it
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: on there.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the algorithm loves consistency.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: Just don't hashtag Oprah.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Don't hashtag Oprah or anything that's too controversial.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Can you no hashtag Oprah? Yeah. Is that like tagging her?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: It's like no homo, no Oprah.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, you guys. Tell everybody again where
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: they can watch your show.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: It is going to be on Mint Comedy. It's dropping
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: on Christmas Eve. Detroit player. Ian was also there as well.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: Where'd you tape it at?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: In Detroit, Michigan.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but me being there got nothing to do with
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: the special.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: And you have a couple specials. Where can they watch those?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, Comedy Central has my special, but I don't
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: know how accessible Comedy Central is.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: I know. I don't even know when people, I'm like,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: I think you could probably just watch my special like
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: on YouTube or for free or something.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Find somebody to hold it.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Just follow me.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Just follow me.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Like it's an individual thing. Follow me. I'm going to
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: shoot a special next year and put that out too. Yeah.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: Your special, the one that I saw.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: You kind of had like a cool outfit on. What
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: was that one? Did you have like some ripped jeans
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: or shirt?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: I had like a ripped shirt. Yeah. Some people rip jeans.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: I ripped my sweater. You know what I'm saying? That's
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: how revolutionary I am.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: That was a really good special.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: That was through Comedy Central?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Comedy Central, yeah.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: And Bill Burr presented it.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome. And he was doing that for a
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: lot of comics and that was really great. All right.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you guys. Love you.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 6: What's it called?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: It's Dune ADL.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: Where?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: Lift?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.