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Hour 1 - A Little Extra Cheese · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome, It's our number what our one of.
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  Speaker 1: We stay up all night to give you the Ben
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  Speaker 2: And here in hour number one on this August twenty eighth,
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  Speaker 2: this Thursday, the last Thursday without NFL football. How do
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  Speaker 2: you read the Micah Parsons trade speculation to the Packers
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  Speaker 2: and others? Also some social media Sherlock claiming that Micah
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  Speaker 2: Parsons was seen in a rush at the Dallas Fort
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  Speaker 2: Worth Airport. There's something there or is there nothing there?
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  Speaker 2: And Terrence Parsons Junior, that's the brother of the Cowboys star.
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  Speaker 2: He's entered the chat, posting on social media that it's
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  Speaker 2: going to get ugly. Put your gloves on twelve rounds?
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  Speaker 2: Can you explain what that means? And forty nine ers
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  Speaker 2: DM John Lynch confirming that wide receiver Juwan Jennings did
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  Speaker 2: did request a trade earlier this offseason, but that a
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  Speaker 2: trade will not be happening.
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  Speaker 1: Your thoughts on that right now?
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  Speaker 2: It is our number one.
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  Speaker 3: Adding a little extra cheese, a cheesy twist if you
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  Speaker 2: People are saying we should do Nuby Night every night,
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  Speaker 2: lot of buzz to it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it wasn't the same characters, And sure it was,
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  Speaker 1: but we did newby Night every night.
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  Speaker 2: Then people would be asking for old timers night and
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  Speaker 2: we don't want that. But I don't know what I
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  Speaker 2: call other than Nubie Night. I'm stuck in this rut.
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  Speaker 2: If you have any ideas, like, do I have to
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  Speaker 1: Like what? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But we'll talk more about that later. Our lead this
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  Speaker 2: hour from our never ending drama. Oh rama, that's right,
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  Speaker 2: we go to Big d I know, I know you're excited.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, no, I know Charlie and Dallas is excited.
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  Speaker 2: Another chapter in the Endless Endless soap opera involving Jerry's
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  Speaker 2: world and the Edge. Jerry and the Edge. Now, if
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  Speaker 2: you have not heard the latest on this, perhaps not,
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  Speaker 2: no worries. We got youa So the speculation is bubbling
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  Speaker 2: up bubble It's brewing that the Cantankerous Cowboys star Micah
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  Speaker 2: Parsons could be traded Oh my god. And one of
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  Speaker 2: the rumors that's been bouncing around the echo chamber of
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  Speaker 2: the last couple of days is that not only will
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  Speaker 2: Parsons be traded, but he will go to one of the.
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  Speaker 1: Old school if you're really old rivals of the Dallas
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys from a million years ago, the Green Bay Packers.
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  Speaker 2: Now, there were three teams that have been tossed at.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's more than that, but the three teams
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  Speaker 2: that are on my radar that have been mentioned as
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  Speaker 2: trade possibilities for Michael Parsons are the Packers, the Cardinals,
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  Speaker 2: and the Poets otherwise known as the Ravens. They have
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  Speaker 2: been mentioned as teams that are considering a run at
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  Speaker 2: Michah Parsons. So the squabbling between Parsons and Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 2: has gone on for a couple of months. Now, we
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  Speaker 2: love it. We have a talk show to do every day.
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  Speaker 2: The Cold war situation is good for our business now.
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  Speaker 2: In a related note, there was a social media sleuth
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  Speaker 2: that went viral at the airport, posting a photo which
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  Speaker 2: he claims shows Micah Parsons leaving the Dallas Fort Worth
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  Speaker 2: International Airport. They have some great restaurants and a nice shuttle.
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  Speaker 2: It takes you from terminal to terminal, and said he
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  Speaker 2: appeared to be in no rush. In rush, rather not
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  Speaker 2: no rush, he was in a rush. He was in
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  Speaker 2: a rush, Michah Parsons. So let us discuss the question
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  Speaker 2: as we unpack all this. How do you read how
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  Speaker 2: do you read the Micah Parsons trade speculation. We'll start
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  Speaker 2: with that to the packers and other teams. So my
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  Speaker 2: thoughts on this. I've got Jimmy John's rocket launcher and
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  Speaker 2: tire rack.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how they got in.
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  Speaker 2: There, but we'll we'll throw all these things together and
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  Speaker 2: put the biscuit in the basket. That's what we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: put the biscuit in the basket. So a, the speculation
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  Speaker 2: circus is alive and well, and I'm here for it.
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  Speaker 2: I got my big bucket of popcorn. I've got my snacks,
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  Speaker 2: my cotton candy. Let's let's talk about Green Bay specifically,
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  Speaker 2: because that's been bouncing around the old echo chamber, so
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  Speaker 2: eating up a lot of bandwidth, a lot of bandwidth,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of gigabytes on the on the package.
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  Speaker 1: So here here's what we we know about this, right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: what do we know about this.
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  Speaker 2: The Packers are what. They're prim and proper. They're buttoned up,
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  Speaker 2: their conservative. They're a community owned friend ruse the only
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  Speaker 2: one in North American sport you may own a certificate
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  Speaker 2: that has a piece of you know, has some writing
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  Speaker 2: on this is you own ex percentage of the green
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  Speaker 2: Bay Packers. They are in terms of the big move,
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  Speaker 2: the big kahuna, the big ragoul, they are the Packers
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  Speaker 2: vanilla ice cream. They're not Rocky Roll. They're not strawberry.
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  Speaker 2: They're not some exotic mint chip. No, no, no, they
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  Speaker 2: are vanilla. They're not even French vanilla. They're not slow
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  Speaker 2: churn vanilla. They're just don't make the splitch splash move.
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  Speaker 2: They've never done it the my entire life, I'm getting
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  Speaker 2: old now, my entire life. The only time I remember
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  Speaker 2: the Packers making a big move was when God told
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  Speaker 2: them Minister of Defense to go to Green Bay because
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  Speaker 2: God apparently was a Packer fan, when Reggie White went
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  Speaker 2: to green Bay.
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  Speaker 1: Other than that, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't recall any big moves. They don't trade for the
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  Speaker 2: headline guy. They don't sign the big free agent. The
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  Speaker 2: Packers they just slowly methodically draft players. They sign b
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  Speaker 2: level free agents. They acquire sea level players, and they
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  Speaker 2: certainly do not pick up players that are sitting on
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  Speaker 2: a gold mine about to cash a windfall contract.
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  Speaker 1: They don't do that. MICHAEH.
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  Speaker 2: Parsons is going to get several Brinks trucks now, whether
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  Speaker 2: it's from the Cowboys or not, someone's gonna back those
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  Speaker 2: bad boys up and drop the gold bouyon right on
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  Speaker 2: his doorsteps. And that's not a Wisconsin tradition. Now, if
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  Speaker 2: Michael Parsons wants to eat cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Kurts, they're really good, he.
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  Speaker 2: Can go over to Kenosha and he can go to
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  Speaker 2: Kenosha the Cheese Castle. There they get all that good
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  Speaker 2: stuff and eat Kolber's all the time. He can have
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  Speaker 2: some brats and maybe a conservative signing bonus, But one
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  Speaker 2: hundred million dollar pass Rusher, no way, green Bay, No way, Greeny.
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  Speaker 2: You're better off, and the chances are better that green
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  Speaker 2: Bay would have a ninety seven degree day in December.
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  Speaker 2: Then Micah Parsons getting that mega contract is to break
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  Speaker 2: the bank with the packers. So this is a classic case.
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  Speaker 2: It's Jimmy John's free smells. You walk by, you smell
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  Speaker 2: the bread. Yeah, and there's no sandwich to chew on.
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  Speaker 2: It's all sizzle, no steak, all that stuff. It's the
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  Speaker 2: secret menu item, the smoke sandwich. You know what, the
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  Speaker 2: smoke sandwiches. It's a couple of pieces of bread and
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  Speaker 2: you wish there was some meat in there somewhere else.
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  Speaker 2: But now, as for the squabbling with Jerry Jones, this
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  Speaker 2: is what I'm in for.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in for this. I signed up for this. We've
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  Speaker 1: got both factions, both camps.
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  Speaker 2: They're shadow boxing, they're leaking thing strategically, they're playing tug.
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  Speaker 1: Of war with the narrative.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm just sitting in here and like I'm
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  Speaker 2: watching a tennis match or a ping pong match and
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  Speaker 2: a ping pong match, and they're.
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  Speaker 1: Going back and forth. They're just going back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: Now page two. So now the subplot has twisted a
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  Speaker 1: little bit.
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  Speaker 2: That Let's get to the alleged airport sighting. So some
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  Speaker 2: social media Sherlock claimed that they were just happened to
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  Speaker 2: be at the airport and they said, I saw Michael
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  Speaker 2: Parsons and he seemed to be in a rush at
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  Speaker 2: the Dallas Fort Worth airport there and was this something
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  Speaker 2: or was this nothing? So It is a reminder if
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  Speaker 2: you're a public figure. Fortunately, I'm not a public figure.
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  Speaker 2: I do overnight talk radio. I'm not a public figure.
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  Speaker 2: But if you are a public figure, we are living
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  Speaker 2: in the surveillance selfie society. If you didn't already know that,
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  Speaker 2: I remember a couple of years back when Lebron James
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  Speaker 2: set the scoring record in the NBA pass Kareem abdul
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  Speaker 2: Jabbar by guess it last year he said the whenever
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  Speaker 2: was he set the scoring record? And there was that
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  Speaker 2: still photography, that photograph behind the basket looking at down
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  Speaker 2: the court and here's one of the You know, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not a big Lebron fan, but it's one of the
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  Speaker 2: great moments in basketball.
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  Speaker 1: The all time leading score Lebron James. And what do
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  Speaker 1: you see?
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  Speaker 2: You see ten thousand people all standing up doing the
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  Speaker 2: statue of liberty. They're holding we grab my my phone
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  Speaker 2: is I'll grab my I'm gonna pay so I'll do
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  Speaker 2: the statue of this. So they grab it phone and
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  Speaker 2: they're like this. They're not even watching it. They're just
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  Speaker 2: holding their phone up and they're and they're trying to
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  Speaker 2: record it with their phone.
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  Speaker 1: It's the surveillance selfie society.
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  Speaker 2: The smartphone is not really a communications device as much
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  Speaker 2: as it is a rumor.
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  Speaker 1: Rocket launcher, is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Right, every fan is a pocket paparazzo, and the Internet
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  Speaker 2: sluice are.
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  Speaker 1: In the air everywhere, literally in the airrea. So what gives?
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  Speaker 2: So the company line, this was leaked to state sponsored NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Media, so take it for what it's worth.
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  Speaker 2: They say that Michael Parsons was at the airport rushing.
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  Speaker 1: To get an MRI on his ailing back I'm my
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  Speaker 1: aching back or plot twist.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he was racing to get on the plane to
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  Speaker 2: go to Cabo to have some cocktails and taketos before
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  Speaker 2: Happy Hour. Either way, we've certainly got more questions than answers,
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  Speaker 2: and so there's that. Now, I will tell you what
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  Speaker 2: will fix Michaeh Parson's back. Now, I am not a doctor,
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  Speaker 2: but I can't play one on overnight radio. I will
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  Speaker 2: guarantee if you want to fix Michaeh Parson's back, you
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  Speaker 2: give him the contract his heart desires, and suddenly that
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  Speaker 2: back pain will vanish abra cadabra, hokus pocus. He'll be
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  Speaker 2: out there running around like he's twenty years old again,
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  Speaker 2: boom all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So, as far as the other side of this Michael
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  Speaker 2: Parsons trade chatter mentioned right now, it's a phantom menace.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I use that term, but it's
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  Speaker 2: a phantom menace. And so there is no there there.
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  Speaker 2: It's not Jerry Jones' normal activity to trade a player,
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  Speaker 2: but the tensions did get ratcheted up courtesy of a player.
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  Speaker 1: Entering the chat.
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  Speaker 2: Now, this is not Jerry Jones, it is not Michael Parsons.
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  Speaker 2: It's Terrence Parsons Junior. Do you know that name? Does
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  Speaker 2: that name? That name does not ring a bell? You
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  Speaker 2: do not know the Parsons family tree, bad job by you.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of fraud of you. You don't know the siblings
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  Speaker 2: of Michael Parsons.
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  Speaker 1: You're a fraud.
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  Speaker 2: So Terrence Parsons Junior, we are told that is the
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  Speaker 2: brother of the Dallas Cowboys defensive player, and he has
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  Speaker 2: now entered the chat, posting on social media quote, it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna get ugly.
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  Speaker 1: Put your gloves on. This is going twelve rounds. Can
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  Speaker 1: you explain what that means? So this is brotherly bluster?
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  Speaker 1: Is what? This is?
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  Speaker 2: Not brotherly love? It's brotherly bluster. Does Terrence Parsons Junior
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  Speaker 2: have a life? Does he have a job?
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  Speaker 1: I have two.
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  Speaker 2: I have an older brother and I have a younger brother.
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  Speaker 2: I have never posted anything on social media about their
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  Speaker 2: jobs ever, nor have they posted anything about my job.
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  Speaker 2: I live my own life. They live their life. I
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  Speaker 2: can't imagine having meddling siblings. What a nightmare. Dude, live
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  Speaker 2: your own life. Don't live through your brother because he
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  Speaker 2: happens to play for the Dallas Cowboys. That's embarrassing anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Michael Parson's brother is the self appointed apparently hype man,
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  Speaker 2: the cornerman, the social media sparring coach.
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  Speaker 1: All of that, and he just rang the bell ding
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  Speaker 1: ding ding ding ding for the next round of this
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  Speaker 1: heavyweight heavyweight match up between family loyalty on one side
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  Speaker 1: of the ring and then on the other side of
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  Speaker 1: the ring. Franchised Dallas politics.
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  Speaker 2: So the brother Terrence, Michael Parson's brother Terrence, isn't just
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  Speaker 2: forecasting turbulence.
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  Speaker 1: He's announcing a pay per view war of attrition. Oh
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  Speaker 1: the drama, the emotion. Every single social media post is
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  Speaker 1: a jab. It's a every.
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  Speaker 2: Rumor, body blow, body blow, body blow, and every moment
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  Speaker 2: of silence from Jerry Jones.
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  Speaker 1: You know what that is? Rope a dope. That's the
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  Speaker 1: rope of dope. Shout out to Muhammad Ali.
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  Speaker 2: If Dallas wants to punish Michael Parsons, if they really
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  Speaker 2: want to punish him, then Jerry Jones would have to
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  Speaker 2: trade him to the Sonoran Desert. That would be the
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  Speaker 2: cardinal sin. Just trade him to the Cardinals. See you later.
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  Speaker 2: You're not really in the NFL when you're with the
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  Speaker 2: Arizona Cardinals. You got that little Alligator Arms video game
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  Speaker 2: playing quarterback out there.
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  Speaker 1: One cares about your good luck? All right now?
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  Speaker 2: Last word to San Francisco we Go, where a general
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  Speaker 2: manager confirmed that one of his key players would like out.
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  Speaker 2: That would be John Lynch. John Lynch, the forty nine
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  Speaker 2: Ers GM who said that wide receiver Juwan Jennings did
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  Speaker 2: did request a trade.
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  Speaker 1: Earlier this offseason.
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  Speaker 2: However, that a trade will not will not be happening
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  Speaker 2: according to the Niners executive.
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  Speaker 1: Your thoughts on this one, so the way I read
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  Speaker 1: the room on this particular story, John Lynch, the GM there,
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  Speaker 1: I used to work for his dad. His dad was
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  Speaker 1: a radio executive in San Diego back in the day anyway,
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  Speaker 1: John Lynch stuck the post it note right there on
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  Speaker 1: the Niners fridge and it says, we acknowledge your feelings,
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  Speaker 1: but we're not doing Jack squat about it.
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  Speaker 2: And he put that right there, that old post we'll
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  Speaker 2: post it note right there, put that on the fridge.
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  Speaker 1: Now, this is the.
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  Speaker 2: NFL equivalent of locking your kid in his bedroom or
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  Speaker 2: her bedroom and telling them you're not leaving the house
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  Speaker 2: until you.
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  Speaker 1: Eat the broccoli. But I don't want broccoli. You gotta
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: eat the broccoli, but I don't really want it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to eat it. You can't leave your room, Well, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'll stay in my room. I'll just play on my phone,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: play video game all I'm gonna take your phone.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, you can't do that. That's a war crime,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: all right, it's front office hardball.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Juwan Jennings thinks he's more valuable than the contract
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  Speaker 2: that he's signed, which is probably true based on the
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  Speaker 2: modern economics of the NFL. Regardless of that, let's not
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  Speaker 2: pretend that this.
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  Speaker 1: Is Jerry Rice or t O. This is Juwan Jennings.
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  Speaker 2: He is the extra tire rack tire in the trunk
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  Speaker 2: now we love tire Rack. They're a fine sponsor and
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff. I'm talking about the spare tire. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not talking about the four on the car. I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about the spare tire that will get you down the
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  Speaker 2: road when you're in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Is it useful, Yes, it is useful. Absolutely. Do you
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  Speaker 1: ever brag about your spait tire? No, you don't. You
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  Speaker 1: don't brag about that. You don't walk into a bar.
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  Speaker 2: On a Friday night and say, man, you boys should
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  Speaker 2: see my spirit tire. Unless you happen to have it
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  Speaker 2: around your gut, then everyone can see your spirit tire.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm talking about the one on the car. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not talking about the hollering James Spait tire. I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about the one on the car. Would be what I'm
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  Speaker 2: talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, It is the Ben Malor Show.
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  Speaker 2: And if you want to comment on any of the
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  Speaker 2: things we just talked about, anything we should have talked about,
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  Speaker 2: anything that we may talk about later.
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  Speaker 1: Will open up the phone. Ands again, you do not
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  Speaker 1: have to wait for newby Night.
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  Speaker 2: We love the vibe. The new callers were great. We'd
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  Speaker 2: love more new callers be part of the show. Eight seven,
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  Speaker 2: seven ninety nine on Fox. Although I did get an
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  Speaker 2: email from Blind Scott saying he was very happy. He
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  Speaker 2: said newby Night sucked and that he's happy about that
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  Speaker 2: and because there's no pressure. And I was thinking, as
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  Speaker 2: a reading this, I say, I mean, you must not
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  Speaker 2: have been listening, because what I heard was pretty good
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  Speaker 8: Well, well that's the delay you expect, Ben, Yeah, we
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  Speaker 2: The team or something like that. All right, let's go
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  Speaker 2: to the phones and we'll say hello to any meanie
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  Speaker 2: minu most go, Justin? Who's in Jersey?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Justin? Welcome? You're on the Ben Maler
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  Speaker 9: Good. How's it going?
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  Speaker 2: If I was any better, I'd be doing a morning
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  Speaker 2: drive show somewhere, but I'm not.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: But anyway, what's going on? What do you got?
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 4: I was falling well, you know his movie might so
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  Speaker 4: I was falling well as going again.
• 24:58
  Speaker 9: To a meet and greet on the East coast?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Well, usually what happens is we we either someone will
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  Speaker 2: happen to travel. I do have family in New York,
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  Speaker 2: so next time I get dragged to see my brother,
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  Speaker 2: I will I'll put a meet to greet, meet and
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  Speaker 2: greet together, or if I have to go somewhere to.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Visit family, meet to greet. Yes, yes, well we'll do that.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: So what part of Jersey are you in?
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: Justin Central?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Oh's that? Oh? Okay, Piscataway, New Jersey, right, the beautiful Piscataway.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, yeah, well, well beautiful about it. You're
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: not a fan, you know? Are are you from there.
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I've been here in my whole life.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Are you looking to get out.
• 25:49
  Speaker 9: Eventually hopefully?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Where do you want to move to?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 10: My wife wants to move to Arizona, So I guess
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  Speaker 10: I want to move to Arizona.
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  Speaker 2: Your your wife wants to move there. That doesn't mean
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: you want to move there. Well, Arizona's great. Other than
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: the two months a year it's one hundred and seventy degrees.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Other than that, it's really nice.
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  Speaker 9: So you know, happy wife, happy life.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard that before. Somebody told me. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if that's true, though, I mean, we'll have to see.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thanks for listening. Justin we will. I'll
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: let you know. I trust me.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: One thing I'm not bacheflul about is promoting these meet
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  Speaker 2: and greets, so I will I will fill you in
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: on that.
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  Speaker 1: So I've been to Jersey. I've never been to Rutgers though,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: like going to new places checking things out.
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: Isn't Jersey where the Glizzie is from?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Lorena?
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: What?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: That's what we think of Jerseys that it's the diner capital.
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: Of the hot dog capital.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: There are more diners in New Jersey in the morning,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: there are more.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you there are there are more, many
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: more diners in Jersey than anywhere else per cap. They
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: just are Anyways, the benmos Let's go to any meaning mind.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Let's go to Steve in Manhattan. We go from Jersey
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: up to Manhattan. What's going on Steve in Manhattan? Go Buchanan,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Go Buchanan, Go Buchan and go Buchanan.
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: Man. I can hear you do that all night long? Listen.
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: I dare anybody right now to go around the dial,
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: go to the satellite and try to find something better
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: than this. You're gonna come right back to Ben distinguished
• 27:25
  Speaker 9: panel expanse. Yeah, welcome to he Haw. Now Oakland you
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: go to go to they surrendered? Oh, Oakland was surrendered
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: years ago. If they won those three championships, it was
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: all downhill after that in the seventies. Now, I don't
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: know why you want to go. You gotta be crazy
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: to go. You have first gotta have Trump sending the
• 27:44
  Speaker 9: National Guard before you go there, or drop one hundred
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: and first airborn in there. Now, I'm not kidding either.
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: I mean, you guys just trugg.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: You're you're you're embellrassing a little bit. I mean, you know,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: it's uh.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I think we'll be fine if we go during the
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: day and we have a police s I think we'll
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: be fine.
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: The baseball team, matter of vack where they're playing like
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: in a little league du stadium right now, come on, man,
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: you guys.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: They lost.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: They lost every they lost every single professional sports team,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: right the Raiders left, the Warriors left, the A's left.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: They're all gone. Everyone's gone. There's no one left professional
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: sports wise in Oakland. They're all they're all gone. Craziness.
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: But the Raiders did come back and then they ran again.
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: I mean, what are you gonna do. They're gonna build
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: them a big stadium and they got to bring out
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: what do you do.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: All you need to know is Steve.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: All you need to know about Oakland is in the
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: history of In and Out Burger, which is this amazingly
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: successful fast food place that started on the West coast.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: They have only closed one store in the history.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Every store they.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Opened still open. Only one they closed, and that was
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: in Oakland. The only one they closed Inkland because there
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: was so much crime there so that the lunatics were
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: running running around, they had to close it.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: So it's wild.
• 28:56
  Speaker 9: I mean years ago, there had some high school baseball team.
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: It wasn't Frank Robbins in Vada Pinson and there was
• 29:01
  Speaker 9: some other guy.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Well, now you're deading yourself, Steven Manna, and so this
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: is your call.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Then you're gonna vanish for another three months and then
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: you'll call up again. Correct.
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: I listen, listen. I like the show. I can't call it.
• 29:13
  Speaker 9: No listen. I'm gonna tell the people out there you
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: got to listen to Ben Malley show. Because there's only
• 29:17
  Speaker 9: two shows I can call and tell the screen it
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: is Steve from Manhattan, It's Ben Mallet and how we
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: call up in Boston talk about another mess up there
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: in Massachusetts. But those are the only two shows I
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: could actually call in and say it's Steve from Mahatna
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: without everybody jumping out the window.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: And uh hold on, say doesn't that doesn't that make me?
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: And how we car look bad that we put you
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: on no matter what? And these other shows have banned you.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: You have been outlawed. You're like a radio outlaw, Steven Manhattan.
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, you guys become folk heroes because of that.
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: I'm telling you, you guys are folk heroes because a
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: lot of people out there, a lot of people out
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: there that love these calls. They love me talking sports,
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: and they're pissed thought that I can't get on some
• 30:00
  Speaker 9: of these shows that you have. Some of these chickenheads
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: calling in, will make no sense, have no personality, and
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: they get big air time. And then the host starts
• 30:10
  Speaker 9: interviewing the chickenhead calling in. It's horrible radio, it's not airworthy.
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: So that's not tell people really.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, wait, fine, what do you want me to say
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: to that? What else you got? Come on, what do
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: you bring it?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Bring it? Bring it all?
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: Right? Here we come to New York Yankees out o sap.
• 30:31
  Speaker 9: You guys are walking around like peacocks because you beat
• 30:34
  Speaker 9: us in the World Series.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: Lation.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Listen, no, no, no, no, that's not Steven Manhattan.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: That is not The Dodgers did not beat the Yankees.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: The Yankees beat themselves with one of the great defensive
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: performances in World Series history, Aaron Judge misplaying a ball
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: in the outfield, Anthony Volpi with a shortstop error at shortstop,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: misplayed the ball. And how about the great hustle play
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: by the highest paid pitcher in baseball history, Garrit Cole
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: failing to cover first place first base. All that happened
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: in the fifth inning of Game five of the World
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Series in the Bronx one of the great defensive performances
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: in my lifetime. Tip of the cap to the New
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: York Yankees. That's Yankee baseball.
• 31:12
  Speaker 9: Baby Judge took his eye off the ball. To me,
• 31:15
  Speaker 9: it looked like Hope spiked the baseball when he tried
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: to throw at the third base. But get throw full
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: to the Dodger runners, they were more aggressive. The Yankees
• 31:22
  Speaker 9: were sleepball. Right, But that player, he's blaming Cole to
• 31:26
  Speaker 9: that player. But I say it was Anthony Rizzo didn't
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: charge that ball. I played some first base in some
• 31:32
  Speaker 9: centate field.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: That's a bad.
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: Chasing the runner with the baseball, all.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Right, Rizzo is he is as fast as a koala bear.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Anthony Rizzo.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, So you know, if you're the pitcher, you gotta
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: know just if pitching one on one, you gotta cover
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: first base.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: There was no effort. It was a lack of effort
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: by Gartt Cole. Bottom line, black effort.
• 31:56
  Speaker 9: Well, Cole was watching the play. You know, get that
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: guy a hotey in a program anytime a major league
• 32:01
  Speaker 9: player is supposed to be involved in the play and
• 32:03
  Speaker 9: they're standing there watching it. They should have someone walk
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: out there and give the guy a hot old in
• 32:07
  Speaker 9: a program the Yankees were discussing. But people, you don't remember,
• 32:11
  Speaker 9: I called your show after every World Series game that
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: was on during the week when you were on.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I remember, so I remember, I remember.
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: And the people going crazy with that, and you let
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: me take vocals. That's why I want the people in
• 32:22
  Speaker 9: this audience to tell at least one hundred people that
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: your show is on and they should listen to.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: It like I do.
• 32:28
  Speaker 9: I have a lot of my friends listening to your show.
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: You have no idea who you walk now, guys a
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: favorite guys in Babrige, brooklet listening.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: That's wonderful. Everyone should listen. My god, everyone in Brooklyn.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: We have Marcel and Brooklyn. We should have every person
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: in Brooklyn. All Right, I gotta go, But thank you,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Steve the great Steven Manhattan there checking in and mark
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: the full name guy says, you can tell Steven Manhattan
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: the Reds third outfield third outfielder was Frank Robinson, right fielder.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Now we're doing old Now we're doing old guy. Radio,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Mark the full name guy is getting us full old
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: guy radio. He says Frank Robinson was in right field
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: of Veda Pinson the centerfield, Tommy Harper left field and
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: still lost.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: To the Yankees in nineteen sixty one.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Terry in England points out we are doing morning drive
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: in England and Mark in Queens slash Arlington, Texas says,
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: I hate vegetables.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: All vegetables too.
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: Wow, not even Brussels sprouts.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Those are disgusting.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Now, technically I don't hate all vegetables. I believe garlic
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: is part of the vegetable fans.
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: Of vegetables from your ben.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Is garlic part of the vegetable family? Okay, so there
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: you go. I eat a lot of vegetables. Number I
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: eat a lot of gar onions. Is onion a vegetable.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Vegetables? I would say onion.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: I mean they're both technically vegetables, but I'd say onions
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: count more than garlic.
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  Speaker 1: Why would garlic not?
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  Speaker 7: Is garlic a fruit? Because no, it's technically a vegetable,
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  Speaker 7: but it's a it's a flavor enhancer. Like you don't
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't.
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  Speaker 2: To me, the whole the holy Trinity of vegetables for
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I like roasted garlic.
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  Speaker 2: And garlic is the I would say it's the most important.
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  Speaker 1: Vegetable of all. If you go back and I've studied
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  Speaker 1: he's a doctor with garlic. I'm not a doctor.
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  Speaker 2: But if people make a big deal because vampires and garlic, this,
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  Speaker 2: garlic in the old country, it was like one of
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  Speaker 1: It was huge. People used garlic to treat all kinds
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  Speaker 2: And occasion you'll keep the vampires away and all that stuff,
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  Speaker 2: it nature's antibiotic garlic in the early days, and it
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  Speaker 2: warriors back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Garlic.
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  Speaker 2: They gave garlic to these people because they they thought it.
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  Speaker 1: Was It was amazing. There you go. Of course, everyone
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: that ate garlic in those days is dead, but that's fine. Anyway.
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