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Episode 1521 - Doug Townson Doesn't Give A F**k · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

• 0:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Drinking throws, presented by OmahaState.com.
• 0:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sit back, relax and have a bucket trick, raise, raise, raise, raise.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, welcome to drinking bro's kids.
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yes, when they show always gets wild here.
• 0:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't a hot mic.
• 0:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: We knew we were on.
• 0:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: We knew we were on.
• 0:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: So all of you fuck off.
• 0:33
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we don't care.
• 0:34
  [SPEAKER_08]: Also yes, Gary's on morphine.
• 0:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm not kidding.
• 0:37
  [SPEAKER_08]: We don't hide anything from you guys.
• 0:39
  [SPEAKER_08]: Also in the fucking studio, you'd know that's like
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's what we do around here.
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: We do not give a fuck.
• 0:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Also, Homer, you said hot Mike like the dude Mike, which is kind of gay.
• 0:49
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, hot Mike is Michelle Obama, I think, but yeah, she's got a new podcast out.
• 0:55
  [SPEAKER_08]: It's called balls.
• 0:55
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, really?
• 0:56
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 0:57
  [SPEAKER_08]: Stop.
• 0:57
  [SPEAKER_08]: Is it really?
• 0:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: No.
• 0:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I would fucking die.
• 1:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: I made that up.
• 1:01
  [SPEAKER_08]: Again, they said don't meet your heroes in life We have one of our heroes on the show today Doug towns in here.
• 1:09
  [SPEAKER_08]: Thank you guys Thank you guys.
• 1:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you guys for inviting me out.
• 1:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm so excited.
• 1:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I could barely sleep last night.
• 1:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was so excited to come hang out with my family
• 1:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, dude.
• 1:23
  [SPEAKER_08]: You're one of the funniest dudes on the fucking planets.
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_08]: You're weird to shit.
• 1:30
  [SPEAKER_08]: And I love it.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: My god, where do you start with somebody like you?
• 1:35
  [SPEAKER_08]: Where are you from?
• 1:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I am from Watson, Louisiana.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: How is that?
• 1:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's all right.
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's just a bunch of whores that, I mean, redneck girls, so-called, literally, I was on a binge cocaine.
• 1:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe I think I was about up for three days.
• 1:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 1:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I figured I wasn't going to get a paycheck.
• 1:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was going to get fired.
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: As usual, walked outside, made a fucking video and the rest is history.
• 2:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's really what happened.
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can actually see the first video with cocaine coming out of my fucking nose.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: No way.
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_08]: Is it on YouTube?
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 2:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think you think you're black.
• 2:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Watch.
• 2:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 2:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: I like that.
• 2:16
  [SPEAKER_08]: Do, go, go find that on YouTube real quick.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_08]: And then I'm curious to see your origins here.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: So you would cocaine hanging out of your nose during the video.
• 2:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: The very one to the far right.
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Far right.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's, wow.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: That sounded nice.
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: Christ Bob.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 2:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was it.
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bob.
• 2:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: This one?
• 2:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no watch.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's the split video that comes in.
• 2:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God.
• 2:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Literally see the shit in my fucking nose as I'm fucking saying it.
• 2:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is the one that went when they initially went and went to two point two billion.
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Holy two point two billion views on Instagram.
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Jesus Christ again play this video.
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: I want to know who I date who I go with.
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: But I think you think you're black.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: Hey, we got a twenty-five SST Graham truck.
• 3:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: Come home.
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they're doing what you were selling.
• 3:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so when I first came out, I was trying to be politically correct.
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I didn't know what or if this was actually going to take off, you know, but
• 3:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now after being banned that first time I just came out going to blaze and I'm just going to be me and I won't get for a fuck who I piss off now.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and you're on the right show today.
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so many of the chances Doug looks like he sells his mom so much to laser.
• 3:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Probably.
• 3:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, anything to laser if he needed it.
• 3:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: He looks like he needs it.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know for sure, but he was hitting me up for cocaine before the steak on.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sure what I understand it was a long day long day.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_08]: There was someone in the Trump show.
• 3:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: He was fine.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_08]: He made it through.
• 4:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 4:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 4:01
  [SPEAKER_08]: Your cocaine days.
• 4:03
  [SPEAKER_08]: How hard have you gone?
• 4:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: Like it appears is if you've lived ten lives.
• 4:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've been in rehab of forty two times a lot.
• 4:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit.
• 4:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I love cocaine and heroin.
• 4:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, I don't touch any of that stuff anymore.
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: But in my heyday, I would literally spend, I made a lot of money selling cars in whatever that check was that came in on the first.
• 4:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I spend on drugs.
• 4:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: That instrippers.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is that why you're behind on all your child support?
• 4:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 4:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: He does a little bit about that.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I can, I can, um,
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: We can talk about that.
• 4:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I was behind.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was behind the day I went viral, right?
• 4:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so I went and got this CPA guy and he's like, oh, great news.
• 4:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: We can catch back up on child support and I was like, fuck that.
• 4:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like that bitch, let me see my son.
• 4:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I ain't fucking payin' her shit.
• 4:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: So now it's been three years.
• 5:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now don't get it wrong.
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like I love my son.
• 5:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I love terror more than anybody in the world.
• 5:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like anything.
• 5:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: But she took my son away from me.
• 5:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 5:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: And get shit.
• 5:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: So child sports, like, no, you need a paider.
• 5:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna go to jail and I'm like, well, fucking come get me, cause she ain't gettin' shit.
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: Are they still threatening to take you to jail?
• 5:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: Jesus Christ.
• 5:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Man, see my post.
• 5:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: You saw my post yesterday?
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
• 5:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: The swinging cops.
• 5:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 5:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I was like, yeah, the cops want to fuck with me.
• 5:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know about their swing or parties.
• 5:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I go to them.
• 5:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, what?
• 5:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I posted the video of they took it down because Instagram's a motherfucker.
• 5:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll show it to you.
• 5:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: But, uh,
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: So when they send like this little form like Doug will take away your driver's license, we'll fucking ain't drove in two years anyway.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna confiscate your checks and I'm like shit ain't had no money.
• 5:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, this Doug Townsend is broke.
• 6:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: We circulate how things are going on.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: My mom's doing really good, though.
• 6:08
  [SPEAKER_08]: So Doug's mom is doing really well too, by the way.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: So all that shit is in her name right before that trial.
• 6:14
  [SPEAKER_08]: That is a true story.
• 6:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: My view.
• 6:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: My vehicle was in my mom's name.
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: My rent.
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've never owned a house.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've never owned a house my entire life.
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've always rented a trailer.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then when this came, I actually got a apartment.
• 6:29
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 6:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I was fucking dope.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna spend no money on fucking houses.
• 6:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: That I literally want to enjoy my life.
• 6:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love horse.
• 6:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, two songs, three songs, swing parties, girls, what, anal beats, thick and stuff.
• 6:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's why I can't keep a girlfriend.
• 6:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I go broke up with me yesterday.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Because you're too much of a pervert or what?
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_08]: So, hey, what was the specific point?
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, what was the complaint that broke you guys up?
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, she was asking me, she was like, yeah, if we get together, we sound pre-nought and I'm like, sure, no problem.
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Whatever it makes you happy.
• 7:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: She got money.
• 7:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I was like, yeah, I seem to pay my child support.
• 7:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, yeah, I've just signed an NBA because anybody I sleep with has to sign an NBA because shit gets out on internet.
• 7:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's like, oh, no problem.
• 7:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: That don't really happen.
• 7:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was just trying to make her sell sound.
• 7:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, important.
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: because Laura knows about that girl from North Dakota.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: But.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so we started going and she's like, all right, what do you, what's your like your fetish?
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, fuck yeah.
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we started talking over fetishes and hers is like, well, I want you to pull my hair and fuck me from behind.
• 7:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like,
• 7:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a fuck about that shit.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to come in your mouth and then I want to kiss you after and then I want to watch you fuck other guys and then I want to do like I want to go to swing parties and I want to fuck your sister and I'm like I'm like telling her and I'm being honest like yeah, I thought we were having a real conversation very next text that I don't think just gonna
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: So for the record, I met Doug at the peppermint hippo and Vegas.
• 8:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, strip club.
• 8:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 8:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ironically peppermint hippo was the first people to help me.
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, I've always wrapped them from day one, still talked to them to this day.
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: Did they let you fuck the strippers?
• 8:28
  [SPEAKER_08]: No, I can't say that.
• 8:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, Vegas is legal.
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, I did buy a solution is not legal in Clark County.
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 8:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: To go right outside the county.
• 8:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: The body ran to the cat ranch.
• 8:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you can you can like just go right across the border there and just like in the back of your car.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, well, cares for laws.
• 8:47
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, exactly.
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_08]: Do laws are for losers.
• 8:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: I did.
• 8:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: I bought a girl off the floor that night.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: How much?
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't want to make you feel bad, but they
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: We were in VIP so all these girls come over and they're talking to us and yeah, I was I You know, it was like hey Yeah, what's the matter?
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: I had a fucking girl in my hotel room.
• 9:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah when I went back
• 9:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: I should have put the hotel with a hooker in the girl that was, I would brought was in the hotel room and she's like, wait, who's this?
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: And I was like, this is a hooker.
• 9:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that night prior, right before me and you did that infamous interview when I got the mom and daughter pussy.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I had a mom and daughter right before me and him interacted for the very first time on camera.
• 9:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: No place, yeah.
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: What was that like?
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: How old is the mom?
• 9:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: How old is the daughter?
• 9:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the mom was forty-five.
• 9:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: The daughter was twenty-five.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, um, the mom was hotter than the daughter.
• 9:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a thing, Russ.
• 9:52
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_08]: So, the daughter was a chore for you, huh?
• 9:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: The daughter sucked, like, cute.
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, okay.
• 10:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: So when people meet me, they should fucking know.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I am normal in every sense of the world.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I like cars.
• 10:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like wrestling.
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like UFC.
• 10:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's when we met Jake Shields and all of them that night.
• 10:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I like normal guy stuff, but when it comes to the bedroom, I've yet to find a female to hang with me.
• 10:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's where stuff gets a little bit awkward.
• 10:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: So the mom was like, you're downtown, and I was like, yeah.
• 10:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: She started talking to guys I'll follow you and Yep, one thing led to another and I had I was pumped up on cocaine that night and I was pumped up
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Go ahead.
• 10:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: Now, what I was going to ask you.
• 10:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: You're like, you're a pervert, right?
• 10:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 10:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do you think that comes from all the fucking drugs and like math and all the upper stuff?
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: You think you start out like, yeah.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: No sexual alignment is probably intrinsic to one's personality, I would imagine.
• 10:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I was, I look, a lot of people use this and this probably going way all fun for this interview.
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who gives a shit?
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was molested as a kid for three years.
• 11:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it was, how was it?
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know,
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I could take it, you know, just... That's what it came down to be in three friends and I would just take it so not they wouldn't have to, right?
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I think the dynamics of my life change when now every girl
• 11:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have, like, it didn't turn me gay.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: It didn't, uh, like, I fucking love women.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't, I don't understand men, not loving women, but whatever, cocks a cock, I guess.
• 11:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: But...
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: But as far as like getting off, sexually fucked it up.
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, completely fucked it up.
• 12:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: It can't be normal sex.
• 12:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: It can't be normal like get on top and fucking.
• 12:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna do something fucked up to come up.
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: But drugs make that worse though for sure because when I'm on drugs, I get into much weirder shit.
• 12:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like what then?
• 12:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, this is an interview about Doug.
• 12:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, you mean like, do you mean like Mexicans?
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Or what do you mean?
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, you know, get a pinky up the ass blow job.
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is that weird?
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: That's normal.
• 12:27
  [SPEAKER_08]: That's standard stuff.
• 12:28
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm you on the other hand.
• 12:30
  [SPEAKER_08]: I bet you're a circuit.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_08]: Hey, it's a circus clown.
• 12:33
  [SPEAKER_08]: I bet you fucked a legless girl.
• 12:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, uh...
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know a lot of veterans follow this podcast.
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're a veteran, correct?
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was a cab scout, which is, I know you said it didn't turn you gay, the molestation, but nineteen Delta's pretty gay from my perspective as an infantryman, but I'm gonna let that one slide.
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: You made up for it with the car sales, I think, at this point.
• 12:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
• 12:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
• 12:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're welcome.
• 13:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: And take it one for the team with the molestation.
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah, I mean, you were doing it.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Look, out of love, I guess.
• 13:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not love with the game, but love with your friends.
• 13:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you were looking out for him, and that was sweet.
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're basically like Superman, or Jesus.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, what's the gay superhero?
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Abraham Lincoln.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, there's a two-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I can remember it to this day.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: He had this blue ram van just like the kidnapper van.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: No way.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: But he had two deaf daughters.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, fuck.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I didn't hit puberty to late.
• 13:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I literally.
• 13:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, sixteen, seventeen when I first got my pubic hair.
• 13:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: And my second fucking boner, so my dad was telling me, I'll like, how to, you know, you're growing up, son, blah, blah, blah, he didn't really teach me much, but whatever, thanks dad, blah, blah.
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wanted to get him back in my own way, somehow, some way.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I fucked his two deaf daughters, right?
• 14:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: They were the same time or like, oh, nice.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: You had sex with your child molester's deaf daughters?
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: And that's probably what kept you to was.
• 14:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's probably what stopped you from becoming gay to be honest.
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: probably.
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, just getting revenge.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, at least you've got girls.
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like you resolved your trauma with a deaf girl.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I see all these people on the internet like talking like my life been fucked because I was sexually assaulted as a kid.
• 14:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bro, there's gotta be a point where you just like, okay, everybody's life sucked at one point.
• 14:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: You just gotta fucking move on and don't use it as, you know, a clutch to not move on with life because
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just think, you know, people are always saying women get sexually assaulted.
• 15:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of fucking dudes that get sexually assaulted.
• 15:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: They have to fucking just suck it up and move on.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: But my child molester fucking killed himself in a bathtub and it was almost like
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I had to go to his grave site and forgive him just so I could move on with life.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_08]: No shit.
• 15:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_08]: That's fucking wild.
• 15:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: And the deaf girls, by the way, were they hot?
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck no.
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: One was obese and one was hot.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: And one married a black dude and had four or five black babies.
• 15:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let me guess which one.
• 15:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's more about the black dude than it is about the fat white girl to be fair.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then look, you like what you like in life.
• 15:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm not judging.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then the other one still lives and Watson today still deaf as fuck in.
• 15:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what she's doing.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I see her at the grocery store.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, but I can't I got to like pondering thought in my head every time I see her because if you ever come in a girls throw in mouth that's deaf and she can't hear that you're telling her I'm about to come and it's the funniest thing when they like pop up in there.
• 16:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: No fucking way.
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got so sexually aroused over that shit.
• 16:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just wanted to keep doing it.
• 16:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: This should be a Netflix documentary.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I was unaware of that.
• 16:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: And you saw her and she was still deaf.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_08]: Did she that she would maybe get her hearing back?
• 16:30
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 16:31
  [SPEAKER_08]: Well, he had been praying for all those years.
• 16:33
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 16:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I guess I never ever wanted
• 16:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, it'll wheel towards anybody that hurt me in the past.
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I never thought like that.
• 16:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I always thought people were sick.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I guess because I was on drugs for so long, like I saw the world very differently.
• 16:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now it's kind of like,
• 16:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: The day I decided that I wasn't going to fucking feel sorry for myself anymore, all this shit started happening.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I would just kind of grab life out of balls, even though bad shit keeps happening to me.
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Dude, it kind of sounds like life grabbed you by the balls.
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think God was like trying to give me another fucking shot at doing something with my life.
• 17:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, because I was a great car salesman really was, but everything I made went to vices.
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: How much cocaine were you doing with your justice?
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've been in, okay, so I never saw money as money.
• 17:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I saw it as, this is Broxy's, this is bags of heroin, and this is cocaine.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: If somebody gave me a thousand dollars, then I'd be like, okay, that's four eight balls, and then that's the way I saw money.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I never saw money as physical, you know, I slept.
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: The year I went to child support, I made a hundred and thirty three thousand dollars a year selling cars.
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's why my child's poor so high.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had a blow up mattress in a trailer with no electricity.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I lived in.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_08]: Because you were, you wanted to spend the money on the drugs versus a nice apartment or a house potentially.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 18:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Got you dude, you know what's fucked up to is when you make that much money in a year on child support When you're on child support they'll base your payments off of that Yeah, and then you have to go back to court so if you when especially in something like car sales if you don't make that same amount of money later the payment stays the same yeah, yeah, it's fucked up so
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: When all this, I don't think child support should be a thing necessarily.
• 18:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think that you should be required.
• 18:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, especially maybe back in the day and made sense, but now an Amazon wish list where you have to buy a certain amount of things makes way more sense.
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Let me provide the things that this child needs, not give you an incongrued amount of money to do what you choose to do with.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think that necessarily makes a lot of sense.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?
• 18:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.
• 18:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like every other week, you're the one that has to buy all the groceries for that household.
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: That would make sense to me.
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: And also, you know, or contribute to the rent, but if they're home, they're with the kids or something like that, but just a standard amount of money for a week.
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_08]: I think a line item is what you're talking to.
• 19:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: That would make perfect.
• 19:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: That would make way more sense of the way we get right now.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: One thing, the other thing is that they base child support as percentage of your income.
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: That doesn't make any sense.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: It makes no sense as if one kid should be based on the child.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: It should be based on the needs of the child.
• 19:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: It should be based on the needs of the child.
• 19:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: It should be based on the needs of the child.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: It should be a standard.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: So when this is where I got pissed off at, so I cleaned up my act.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm doing social media.
• 19:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm selling cars.
• 19:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: The car sale business crashed.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: What were you, was this?
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: shit, twenty twenty.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 19:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: When all the chips got shut down.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: There were those like like complete lots full of trucks that have computers.
• 19:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 19:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: There was no cars.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: The fucking.
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right.
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_08]: It's all the lots were empty.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_08]: And then we saw all the trucks at the speedway here at Texas.
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: Uh, what is it?
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: Texas motor speedway out there.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: Uh, you mean, uh, motor.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yes, Dakota.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 20:03
  [SPEAKER_08]: They were sitting in the infield.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: Uh, and they didn't all they were missing was the chip.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_08]: All right.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_08]: And
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_08]: Nobody can sell cars, yeah.
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so my girlfriend that I've literally lost.
• 20:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: She broke up with me, right?
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: And she leaves.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now I cannot only spend four years straight trying to fight with her.
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: to see my kid to a point where, okay, I'm walking away.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like I have to walk away from my son, I have to walk away from the situation to keep myself mentally well.
• 20:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cause like all the bullshit, like on Facebook I read stuff about people saying I abandoned my son, I abandoned this.
• 20:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: You fucking right I did, because I had to walk away from the, like I'm her third baby daddy.
• 20:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's the same story for each dad.
• 20:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so Abby came to the third dad.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_08]: Why did she break up with you?
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
• 20:57
  [SPEAKER_08]: I still don't know.
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: Really?
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_08]: She's bounce, so that was it, huh?
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: There was no shit.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: There was no.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's like, you can see your kid on Sundays, like at a Mr. Gatties for thirty minutes.
• 21:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing that.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then you got a better situation than me, dude.
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Shit.
• 21:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, he's having a chat with his kid and like playstation chats, like a terrorist or something.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's how terrorists were communicating in the mid-twenties.
• 21:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: See, they don't point.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they were using video game chat room.
• 21:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: The communicates to the government couldn't track them better.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Correct.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy.
• 21:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 21:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: No wildfog.
• 21:33
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're smart folk.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're not dumb.
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they have low IQs with their clever.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're clever.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: They're witty.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you use what you can.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: They were very good at turning homemade items into bombs and trying to blow our friends up.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: You remember?
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, dude.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_08]: Think about that.
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and that fucked up.
• 21:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's pretty fucking crazy, dude.
• 21:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was either that or the draft emails, right?
• 21:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: So you would both have the login to the account, go on Gmail, write it as a draft, never send it anywhere, so there's no traffic, and the other person logs in from the other side and sees it.
• 22:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: It stays on Google Server, but it never transmits to the government can't track it.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: You can still do that today, technically.
• 22:10
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: And then for you, we're not trying to help terrorists.
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we're not doing that.
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we're not doing that at all.
• 22:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: You're just trying to help me talk to my kid.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's it.
• 22:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: They never put, they'll put me and Gary in jail for their actions, but they'll never put the woman in jail for not allowing the man to sit in jail.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then all these people on social media.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so I got this new lawyer guy from Monroe.
• 22:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Monroe Lee's the owner.
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
• 22:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: So he follows me and he's like, bro, you can't tell.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: the police department to fuck off.
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, yeah, I did.
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, come get me, I'm in Atlanta.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I'm telling you, come get me.
• 22:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then when they come get me, I'm gonna drop all them fucking sex tapes of those officers banging other women.
• 23:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna fucking do it.
• 23:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna fucking drop it.
• 23:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got a whole fucking sector.
• 23:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: So how, how does you get sex tapes?
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because he was invited to the parties.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was gonna shut the fuck up.
• 23:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: The swing guys parties.
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: But they were filming them the entire time?
• 23:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: So one of the girls that fuck
• 23:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: then she follows me.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then I wanted a fucker.
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so I started like baitner.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like I want to know.
• 23:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, right?
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because the whole time when I was in a relationship with her, she would always tell me, well, my ex was better.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is better.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is better.
• 23:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I fuck a cop.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I fuck.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: See, all these people on Facebook that follow her don't know any of this conversation.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Of course not.
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right?
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so she told me the whole time.
• 23:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: The whole time I'll show you in my text message that the kid was not mine.
• 23:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, but she was excited when the judge hit me for that money and every single mom.
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's like, ah, just bragging like a fucking whore bragging about getting child sports.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I said no, fuck all of them.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: They look at the kids like a meal ticket.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the kids are meal ticket.
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: If she wanted what's best for the kid,
• 24:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: She called every fucking dealership and passed me her and her whole ass friends.
• 24:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: And like the dealership like that makes money.
• 24:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: We don't talk about you, whores.
• 24:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cause they all know what, three baby daddies, four baby daddies, one of her friends married a sixty five year old.
• 24:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I want her point of view, the bitch fucking sucks.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so, and then got to a point where the dealership I was working at was just like, Brad, who gives a fuck about them, just make you money.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is where I have trouble is the internet.
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: All of these fucking facts and all these fucking trans people.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: They fucking call my dealership saying, I don't support them.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I fucking don't.
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I know people are gay.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: People are gay.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I even got a gay fucking following, homo for dog.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's awesome.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: You have a gay subculture full.
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Homos for Doug.
• 25:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're basically Barbara Streisand at this point.
• 25:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Or Madonna.
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 25:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Dude, I still fucked him seven years old.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get a bookmark.
• 25:09
  [SPEAKER_08]: I just brought this question up the other day.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: They talked about all the time.
• 25:12
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and I was like, yeah, it's Madonna.
• 25:14
  [SPEAKER_08]: It's still Madonna.
• 25:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: She looks like shit.
• 25:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: No.
• 25:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: Are you kidding?
• 25:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: Have you seen a picture of her?
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Madonna looks rough, dude.
• 25:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Her face is horrible.
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: She's got, excuse me, she's got that treasure cat, plastic treasure.
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Her whole head is hopper up, dude.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: We've done this so many times.
• 25:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: You see that man's jersey right behind you?
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what he said about Madonna?
• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: What do you say?
• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: He said.
• 25:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: That night that we had sex, I knew that I was one of so many guys she fucks rammed randomly.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's in the book.
• 25:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, she just likes the fuck.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's my type of woman.
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Madonna, yeah.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's so good.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_08]: So good for her, by the way.
• 25:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's a love share.
• 25:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's on, that's on Instagram.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: We need to pull the picture of what she's like, remember that performance she gave?
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is her.
• 25:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, this is real.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, this is Donna has her curated selection.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_08]: Go find a real book for these are all real untouched photos.
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: Find the picture of her filters.
• 26:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Are you familiar with Hope Solo?
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Do you know that is?
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do not know.
• 26:10
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  [SPEAKER_02]: She thought because I'm in the girls farting like that kind of made up.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a big subculture.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So fucking I should have fucking copyrighted that the first time I made that video where the girl goes name something weird.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like I like a girl who fart in a turnaround and I was like that was the the day we sold that twenty three dollar scrap pack
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That made all videos.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And then for the first time ever, the car was not there.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And then I flip back around in video, the video fucking blue.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It was like, fifteen million.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Bro, I got more girls sending me videos.
• 27:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: So then farting dude, I was like jerk off material for the next year and a half.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why?
• 27:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know I like and there's a lot of weird people.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_08]: I know I know but because one of the he was the last one of the subcultures and I get that was he farting in your face at the time?
• 27:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I just stuck with you.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So my first wife would fart when we would have sex and I would fucking love it Yeah, and then it got to a point where she had like fucking do it and I would be like
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I like it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So I try to make all the girls my first wife, which, you know, that's the stick.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It would be like almost like a fucking queen, but from now, you know, like you found it from the fucking back.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And then it just shit happens.
• 28:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like you ever fuck a girl man, she accidentally farts and shit comes out disgusting, right?
• 28:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: No matter how the way we look at it, it's kind of disgusting.
• 28:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: But when she does it, nothing comes out.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like fucking comma city.
• 28:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: I wonder if that is something to do with fair amounts.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know how that works.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, probably I'm going to do a fair amount.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_08]: But it is a big subculture.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: I remember it's partying on birthday cakes.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: Japanese women farting on birthday cakes.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_08]: What?
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know what the significance of that is.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know either.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe the hate birthday cakes or they love them.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: It's one of those two things.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Not sure.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You can't be neutral.
• 29:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 29:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I never understood how they do birthdays anyway over there.
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like with the green soldiers, like if it's to birthday, they celebrate it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't fucking know.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a weird, not Asians are fucking weird to me.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck them Asians, cause in goddamn L.C.
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: signs to my fucking platforms.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I hate China.
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, what?
• 29:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: What a fucking Chinese-based company.
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can pull them up.
• 29:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: They fucking took my entire goddamn platform.
• 29:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking took every single one of my fucking videos from my original platform.
• 29:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Meta always chatted ban to ban me.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: They promoted this guy Tony, who was literally taking me out the video and they were throwing L.C.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: signs.
• 29:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: My entire... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: The Chinese guy who made the sign.
• 29:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't hear it talking.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I ever see that dude, it's gonna be Mr. BC company all over again.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll fuck your mom in the ass.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is what Madonna wrote.
• 29:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Ross, no care.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I love this.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: This was a bad picture, guys.
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's not a bad picture.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: I watched the entire performance.
• 30:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: It's not to set the work has to settle.
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_08]: It's settled.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_08]: She looks fine now.
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_08]: Doug, would you still fuck this one?
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Madonna's like half my childhood.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I used to jerk off to remember.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Doug would fuck anything.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: True.
• 30:18
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• 30:21
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• 30:26
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I think that's my only
• 40:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Moly no go is that one just because nowadays I got a kind of watch feels like a trap.
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you didn't have a son in the air something that so I fucked that girl in North Dakota in the back of a fucking bar
• 40:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 40:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is second time you brought her up, you're in a lab room.
• 40:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 40:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we're in North Dakota.
• 40:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're at, it's one of the first comedy things I got to do.
• 41:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I bombed.
• 41:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was bad.
• 41:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I met a girl.
• 41:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: We started drinking.
• 41:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: We started doing lines.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: We both dropped fucking molly.
• 41:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Everything was good.
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Walk in and back behind the bar.
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: We fucked in her car.
• 41:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: We fucked in her car.
• 41:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: What kind of car was it?
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nissan Ultima.
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, she was white her.
• 41:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, she was like a normal fucking white girl.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, but she had nice tits.
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the only thing I kind of remember.
• 41:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure, but I was horny.
• 41:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just horny.
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why not?
• 41:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so I don't know.
• 41:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to hear anything about it.
• 41:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Monthly her fucking lawyer's column.
• 41:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we had to go fucking find the video, had to prove everything and it went away.
• 41:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: So ever since then.
• 41:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, she tried to accuse you of assaulting her or something.
• 41:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: She was going that route.
• 41:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: The fuck outta here.
• 41:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 41:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 41:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: She was going that route until I literally had to go get a legal documentation, go contact the bar and then they got all put to rest.
• 42:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: If there was no video of us doing any of that, I would be in jail.
• 42:06
  [SPEAKER_08]: No shit.
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
• 42:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: So now when girls drink and I'm out.
• 42:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: a second guess in it every single time.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they would have to be like a pre-planet in an order like if me and Gary met a girl out, I would have to have Gary make sure she's okay to fuck.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's the whole reason why I like sex workers, honestly, because you're paying them, getting it out, there's no possibility of getting in trouble.
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: I had sex with a hooker that they're nice for free, remember?
• 42:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: I was calling him, he was a big fan of street guns though.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: And that's, but that's a, it's a safer way to do it.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: More comfortable way to do it.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: Absolutely.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm pro hookers, pro prostitution, just because of that reason.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even want you to dampen the mood.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no.
• 42:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: We don't give shit.
• 42:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's the same thing though, where just like, you know what, we love, we're not meant not you, but we love a good hooker, a good stripper or whatever, but you don't want your daughter.
• 43:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: do in the correct.
• 43:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Correct.
• 43:05
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_08]: So you have a son, right?
• 43:08
  [SPEAKER_08]: I have a son.
• 43:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you don't watch your son.
• 43:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 43:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 43:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Danny, because she's so excited.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: She loves him.
• 43:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: And first, I think the first three or four conversations I had, I was like, give him my daughter watch.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 43:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's daughter's a huge fan of street guns.
• 43:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 43:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: Which is, which is incredible.
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: But she has, as she heard all your stories.
• 43:29
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 43:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I don't a lot of her.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I am who I am and you know she's got when you when I think when a kid is growing up by a drug addict they mature faster
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: right so you still tell me like I don't like that I don't like it's decisions that I've made right and I've made a lot of bad decisions but never never intentionally or like I've never heard her I give her the world if I could yeah but uh I think she's gonna turn out to be something great I think so yeah yeah she's very it's very not me very but I think she got my street smarts and uh
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, she's good.
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: She does good in school.
• 44:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's a dancer.
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: You would never know that's my daughter, but me being who I am.
• 44:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: That's probably a good thing.
• 44:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: That's probably a good thing.
• 44:27
  [SPEAKER_08]: What's the worst you've ever fought because I saw Gary's already.
• 44:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: I sincerely doubt you've seen the worst thing he's done.
• 44:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know.
• 44:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: That's sixty-seven-year-olds.
• 44:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, crack.
• 44:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: I got a, I got a, I got a, I faced fucked in all the lady missing a tooth in Key West.
• 44:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Which tooth?
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, one of your friends.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: So what's in a molar, obviously?
• 44:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: I did, I did one, two, I'm sixty-seven-years-old.
• 44:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: I did one time.
• 44:55
  [SPEAKER_08]: I did one time.
• 44:55
  [SPEAKER_08]: I did one time.
• 44:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: I did one time, get a, uh,
• 45:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: I did have sex with an Uber driver once that dropped me off at home and she was a very far left, purple-haired, three-hundred-pound woman.
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Really?
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: And that's part of the reason I'm... Did you bathe up?
• 45:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: When you... When you... She broke your bathe up?
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 45:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: She said after I came, she goes...
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: That was pretty good for a white boy.
• 45:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: And what did you say this is not gonna country?
• 45:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, I just said a hell of it.
• 45:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm keeping up with the blacks.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's for Toby King.
• 45:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, so my favorite girls right now, so I go through different fetuses, but right now I like the non-binary females.
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or like the chicks that are actual girls because you see their tits through their shirt.
• 45:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure, right.
• 45:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: But they don't classify as a boy or a girl.
• 45:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's got to show it here for some reason.
• 45:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've been on that porn for a hot minute.
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to fuck one of those.
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 45:53
  [SPEAKER_08]: I haven't fucked one yet.
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_08]: No, yeah, look, I think you can be free on the ground and keep regions as far as you'll do it.
• 45:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Is this like a menagerie for you?
• 46:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like a collection of different achievements, I guess.
• 46:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if that really is.
• 46:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like in Call of Duty, you've got all the little badges or a boy scout or something.
• 46:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Trophy wall, Trophy case.
• 46:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't really keep trophies of them.
• 46:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's just like,
• 46:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just like to give myself a half-five.
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, how many?
• 46:19
  [SPEAKER_08]: What's your number over the years you think?
• 46:21
  [SPEAKER_08]: How many of you slept with?
• 46:23
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, since I got some kind of cloud.
• 46:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can go back old school if you want.
• 46:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Even when I had a girlfriend, I would probably sleep with twenty extra girls a year.
• 46:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 46:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: On a side.
• 46:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Did she know that?
• 46:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they did.
• 46:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that's why most of the time that I could not stay faithful.
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know why I couldn't.
• 46:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just couldn't.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think maybe impulse control.
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Probably the same reason you couldn't stop doing drugs, Doug.
• 46:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 46:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Probably the same thing.
• 46:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it's much of a mystery here, my friend.
• 46:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right.
• 46:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: All right.
• 46:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Give him a break.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: Here's one last one.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you can always go back to that and like, oh, hey Doug, I caught your chin.
• 47:02
  [SPEAKER_08]: It was the only yourself phone.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: That's happened.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: And then you can say I was fucking blessed.
• 47:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I used that when we went to counseling one time.
• 47:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I tried to use that.
• 47:10
  [SPEAKER_08]: Shut the fuck up.
• 47:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, listen, I was molested as a kid.
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I can't stay faithful.
• 47:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I love you.
• 47:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know, and the sad thing is, one of them I really didn't love.
• 47:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 47:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 47:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: But if she's not gonna give me virgina, she would give it up once in a blue moon.
• 47:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm not doing that.
• 47:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I got caught sitting in pictures on my dick to some fucking fat bitch in Mississippi.
• 47:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was that hard up for virgina.
• 47:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I didn't want anybody to know.
• 47:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, everybody fucking found out.
• 47:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: They did?
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 47:45
  [SPEAKER_08]: How do they find out was there photos of you and her?
• 47:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: She posted it.
• 47:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: She posted conversations, stuff like that on the internet.
• 47:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: No shit.
• 47:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: And just said, look who I thought.
• 47:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I had to realize that this girl never loved me because she's the one talking shit about me on the internet.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like anything good happens.
• 48:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Even when I try to clean up and like not do this or not do that anymore and just be.
• 48:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 48:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Here comes more bad shit from her, so I'll like fuck it.
• 48:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just gonna be whoever to fuck him.
• 48:13
  [SPEAKER_08]: And it's this fat white girl from Mississippi.
• 48:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, that's not what I was thinking.
• 48:16
  [SPEAKER_08]: My baby mom.
• 48:16
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, okay.
• 48:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's posted some last night.
• 48:20
  [SPEAKER_08]: We can bring it up.
• 48:20
  [SPEAKER_08]: You want to show it?
• 48:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: What?
• 48:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, what's your name?
• 48:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: Was it an Instagram?
• 48:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I ain't going to do that one.
• 48:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 48:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 48:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just because I'm scared to death, I'm a lawyer.
• 48:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: We got stuff coming out.
• 48:33
  [SPEAKER_08]: No, I understand.
• 48:34
  [SPEAKER_08]: That makes a lot of sense.
• 48:35
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'll show it to you offline.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: Perfect.
• 48:37
  [SPEAKER_08]: Perfect.
• 48:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: And then with all your fetishes and weird shits, it's going to be hard to settle down.
• 48:43
  [SPEAKER_08]: You know that, right?
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've just come to that conclusion.
• 48:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll be single forever.
• 48:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 48:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or.
• 48:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I'm never lonely, right?
• 48:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I would like a companion, but I just don't think that's going to be in a cards anytime soon.
• 48:59
  [SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: And then what's your ideal companion?
• 49:02
  [SPEAKER_08]: What's what's height, weight, raise, what are you looking for?
• 49:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: White girl, a cut, a hundred and forty pounds.
• 49:09
  [SPEAKER_08]: Short.
• 49:10
  [SPEAKER_08]: Tits.
• 49:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: Ask.
• 49:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: How big it sits, season up.
• 49:13
  [SPEAKER_08]: Deep.
• 49:14
  [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
• 49:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: I like CD.
• 49:16
  [SPEAKER_08]: Natural.
• 49:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: We saw a kid.
• 49:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would take a girl with fake booze, but the only thing is it's like it's aggravating after a while.
• 49:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like grabbing on on for me.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'd rather natural.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't care about a little sag.
• 49:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 49:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bush.
• 49:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I hate to shave her donuts.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Can't fucking like
• 49:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: It's old school's seventies shit.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, dude.
• 49:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like.
• 49:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not fat super fat, but like a plump ass.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not like fucking black girls asses like just fucking.
• 49:49
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so you squeeze on to get in there.
• 49:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know what I noticed was there's no mention of her personality or character in this.
• 49:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm gonna fuck about that shit.
• 49:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: And again, I'm gonna bring it back to why maybe these aren't successful.
• 50:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Two Shay.
• 50:08
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 50:09
  [SPEAKER_08]: Eightle sex is a must.
• 50:10
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, honestly.
• 50:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 50:12
  [SPEAKER_08]: They're gonna be born in.
• 50:13
  [SPEAKER_08]: You gotta fart at least.
• 50:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 50:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: And if they don't do all that, I'm out.
• 50:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think we should do a fucking, uh, dating reality show.
• 50:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, yeah.
• 50:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what we're with duck with duck.
• 50:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I would probably shit dude.
• 50:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do it down at Jared's house.
• 50:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 50:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: I could probably be the place to do it.
• 50:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: That would be the place to do it.
• 50:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 50:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: You say, you stayed there before, right?
• 50:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 50:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
• 50:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I'll bring him down tomorrow.
• 50:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is great.
• 50:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is my first home in Austin.
• 50:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no shit.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Dude, this is the first time he's been on a plane by himself.
• 50:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: I wrote a plane by myself without, like, your, uh, parole officer.
• 50:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I had like managers.
• 50:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I see.
• 50:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 50:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 50:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 50:53
  [UNKNOWN]: Fucking go.
• 50:55
  [SPEAKER_08]: Right.
• 50:56
  [SPEAKER_08]: So are you an anal gay?
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: What's that?
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 50:59
  [SPEAKER_08]: I mean, everything.
• 51:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: So I'm one of those, uh, hey, whatever you want to try.
• 51:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm down.
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_08]: You know what I'm saying because you know it's for women.
• 51:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 51:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's for women, right?
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, for dudes, there's a, um,
• 51:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: I guess a newness or weirdness about it that makes it hot for us, but for women it feels great right for the Molly if it either does or it does it does it really does it's a it's a fifty fifty hearts split I will say that so but it's I would say if you're a man that's into that you should treat it as if it is for the woman right right and take her her and that regard and that she's gonna love it
• 51:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: So whatever, you know, my wife is into.
• 51:35
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm like, hey, nothing's off the table.
• 51:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: And I'm here.
• 51:39
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm not going anywhere.
• 51:39
  [SPEAKER_08]: We're not getting divorced.
• 51:41
  [SPEAKER_08]: And nothing's too fucking weird.
• 51:42
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 51:43
  [SPEAKER_08]: Where I imagine you're the same way where, you know, you've gotten into some fucking crazy situations.
• 51:48
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'll tell you what the problem you've been pissed on.
• 51:50
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
• 51:51
  [SPEAKER_08]: But as I'm saying, you're a fan of it, right?
• 51:56
  [SPEAKER_08]: So we were like, hey, cool man, just got pissed, you know, like now if it would ever, I'm good.
• 52:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know what the issue is is that people want to dabble in these sort of things and you should try it if it doesn't work, it doesn't work who cares, right?
• 52:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: But what typically happens is they let the possibility of being judged or to be made to feel weird by other people who aren't even in the relationship affect what they do.
• 52:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: And the same thing is true of non-sexual stuff in public.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like people being affectionate towards each other in public.
• 52:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 52:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're worried about what somebody else might think.
• 52:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: There are two people in your fucking relationship.
• 52:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: And if you're letting a third party intervene in that, you're a fucking idiot.
• 52:35
  [SPEAKER_08]: I agree.
• 52:35
  [SPEAKER_08]: So like, but not with my wife and I want to hold her hand or kiss her, whatever.
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: Like, I don't give a fuck with anybody else.
• 52:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Dan's like no one's watching.
• 52:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: You understand?
• 52:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 52:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's, that is good advice.
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_08]: And that's, you know, right before he got molested, that's what he was told.
• 52:48
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 52:51
  [SPEAKER_08]: And then I am watching and then I'll be inside you pretty soon.
• 52:54
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 52:55
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 52:57
  [SPEAKER_08]: But for you, you're laundry list is so deep that it's like, it's going to take, I'm going to be honest, I'm like, I'll save Vegas, but I mean, a very distinct section of Vegas, Freemont Street.
• 53:08
  [SPEAKER_08]: Like, you've got to go to Freemont Street.
• 53:09
  [SPEAKER_08]: This is the best part of the Vegas.
• 53:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:12
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's the best.
• 53:20
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah,
• 53:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then there's that black kid that can like fold himself into a fucking box or pretzels.
• 53:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep, shit.
• 53:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Always there.
• 53:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: All the suitcase.
• 53:27
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so let's take a shoe off sock off, uh, don't get hit in a bucket of water, you know, so it's wet.
• 53:34
  [SPEAKER_08]: And then really fucking blast him in the nutsax.
• 53:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: You can get some stinging on it.
• 53:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: Doug, you could probably sell your fucking underwear or something.
• 53:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's over now because that girl blew her asshole out.
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: That means that the main one that was doing that fucking blew out her over and now she's she's I'm the worst in outfarts.
• 53:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_08]: She need to be hospitalized.
• 53:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, what goes around comes room sure does sure does Yeah, well, as soon as that happened every like fart world I'm sorry.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
• 54:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry.
• 54:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Why'd you say is that something world.com?
• 54:12
  [SPEAKER_08]: Is that something you might pop?
• 54:13
  [SPEAKER_08]: Can you pull that up?
• 54:13
  [SPEAKER_08]: Could you pull a fart world.com?
• 54:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: All right.
• 54:16
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, here we go.
• 54:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, yeah, we
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a down.
• 54:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's on X. Believe me, we just talk like.
• 54:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's an X. No, no, no, it's a real thing.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 54:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: Fortworld.
• 54:33
  [SPEAKER_08]: Let's see.
• 54:35
  [SPEAKER_08]: Search people or account.
• 54:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: I can't wait until Bob goes to divorce court and has to explain all these things.
• 54:43
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to say, look, he did this on his own.
• 54:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: We're going to be joining the ranks of Doug and I. We're going to lead all these episodes.
• 54:52
  [SPEAKER_08]: So what is short worlds here that we're looking at?
• 54:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: So basically, it's a company that showcases.
• 55:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Girls farting but also sales jars also sales picks and videos on whatever they DM me right when this all started like I got a girl like if you notice the girls that I share that fart in the video and then I Sly some short those are pay promotions really for
• 55:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Any girl if you want me to show this what people don't understand if I'm showcasing their shit.
• 55:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: They fucking pay me really.
• 55:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's pretty that's dope.
• 55:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do you mean they pay your mom?
• 55:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, they pay my mom Yeah, exactly exactly got you back.
• 55:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Don't come to know.
• 55:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
• 55:39
  [SPEAKER_08]: How many followers does Fortworld have it?
• 55:41
  [SPEAKER_08]: It seems like Bob is having a problem here
• 55:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: go to if you go to X, it should be on there.
• 55:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'll literally just do that's well, I think we can assume it's just about the world.
• 55:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's more for the world.
• 55:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did you combine the letters?
• 55:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: I did every combination.
• 56:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
• 56:01
  [SPEAKER_08]: So what is fart world describing for the audience there?
• 56:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's just like a random video is a girl's farting and selling their shit.
• 56:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 56:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I mean literally shit and fart.
• 56:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: So how do they sell the shit through the mail?
• 56:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't sound with him.
• 56:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I turned them down.
• 56:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just think it was getting a little bit too far.
• 56:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: One of the chuckle companies I was going to go with, but then I was like fuck.
• 56:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just think I was pushing the envelope too hard when it came to that.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: Are you sure it's not world of farts?
• 56:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
• 56:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, world of farts.
• 56:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I knew I knew it was something.
• 56:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 56:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Instagram, I couldn't find it on.
• 56:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
• 56:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit.
• 56:44
  [SPEAKER_08]: They got a shit set of followers.
• 56:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 56:46
  [SPEAKER_08]: So this is what you're doing?
• 56:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, no, he turned them down.
• 56:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Apparently.
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_08]: It says this is the number one farty.
• 56:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, what's that red hat down this scroll down?
• 56:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't care about anything else.
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: What does that say?
• 56:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 56:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Make farts great again.
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Awesome.
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Awesome.
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: So stuff like that.
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's companies all reach out.
• 57:01
  [SPEAKER_08]: Play a video there.
• 57:02
  [SPEAKER_08]: Play that black chick.
• 57:03
  [SPEAKER_08]: Is that a video?
• 57:05
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
• 57:06
  [SPEAKER_08]: Read the meme.
• 57:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: He didn't just break out with me.
• 57:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: He videocalled me with his new GF and she farted and they laughed saying it's me who farted.
• 57:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wow.
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: Terrible.
• 57:16
  [SPEAKER_08]: Great.
• 57:16
  [SPEAKER_08]: Is there any videos there that we could?
• 57:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Not seen any fetish vids.
• 57:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, but here's something he's growing.
• 57:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Here's something that I've learned during this episode.
• 57:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: So you said your girl broke up with you because you
• 57:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god, that log in the toilet is really fun.
• 57:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: You asked too much of her, I guess, for her level of comfortable experience.
• 57:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I thought we were having like a real conversation.
• 57:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I- Well, no, that's good that it got sorted out, because you don't want to get three years into it, and then realize she doesn't want to fart on you.
• 57:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's your favorite thing.
• 57:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: But then in the same vein, this company was too much for you, right?
• 57:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: So we all have to find our match out there.
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's the point.
• 57:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and all these people that talk about sexual proclivities and body count and all that stuff, usually people in different sectors of that, gravitate towards one another based on a myriad of other characteristics, right?
• 58:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's really, it doesn't come up very much and real life to be honest.
• 58:05
  [SPEAKER_08]: So with with world of thoughts that you were potentially going to work with there, that's that's what you're into.
• 58:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: Did they provide you any ladies or just send you videos of girls farting?
• 58:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, and then even get
• 58:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's in your sample farts.
• 58:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like a little, a little fart flight.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a little flight of farts.
• 58:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: They'll also mean like sample videos, see if I can work with them and then blah blah blah.
• 58:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know if it's just me trying to go more like mainstream with my stuff.
• 58:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I started turning down.
• 58:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're steering away from the floor.
• 58:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: There you go, right there.
• 58:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: Play this video about.
• 58:39
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but this is just like.
• 58:41
  [SPEAKER_08]: I just want to just see an average video Bob with volume.
• 58:44
  [SPEAKER_08]: Ross, you're obsessed with this.
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, I got to get more into it than Doug is.
• 58:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got to understand what he's doing.
• 59:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: You ladies want the jet zone.
• 59:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like all those things they have.
• 59:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: They have like soft stuff on Instagram.
• 59:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got you.
• 59:13
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so there's a lot of these on on porn websites.
• 59:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's a lot of them on my page.
• 59:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: And this is what you want that that's That's the most popular videos on my page.
• 59:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really.
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's that.
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay
• 59:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wow.
• 59:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at that.
• 59:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Through a little kids too.
• 59:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: It used to be all-car videos.
• 59:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 59:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so I got fucking manufacturers, corporate assholes, came after me for the car videos.
• 59:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Gee.
• 59:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we fixed that Dodge.
• 59:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's the same thing.
• 59:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 59:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hyundai, all of them.
• 59:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: So the Koreans came after me.
• 59:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's another reason.
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: So the Asians.
• 59:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, okay, so them fucking Chinese people, right?
• 1:00:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: So they still all must have they're talking to sit about American women, right?
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because they can't talk to sit about their own kind, right?
• 1:00:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or they go to jail.
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: So all these fucking dumbasses that follow these fucking pricks and they're like, yeah Tony's better than dog are sitting on their own people.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because you're fucking morons and he probably jerk off to your fucking mom.
• 1:00:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wow slam atoms in the chat says how am I gonna watch this later with my son?
• 1:00:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's gonna want to explain everything to me and I don't want that Probably wouldn't watch with your son and well it sounds like his son's gonna dull the nose more about all of this and he does I think it's the implication I'm just gonna explain to him what these things mean like specifically farting Well, I mean there's a lot of stuff that's been covered today
• 1:00:43
  [SPEAKER_08]: And then, and also, like, you know, during your drug phase, I imagine you did some crazy shit for drugs.
• 1:00:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I didn't do that.
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was writing money.
• 1:00:53
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 1:00:54
  [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so it all just went there and you didn't have to suck dick for Coke or anything.
• 1:00:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I always had to, I always had a job.
• 1:01:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I, no matter what, I always got up and went and worked.
• 1:01:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 1:01:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:01:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:01:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I didn't get...
• 1:01:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: that down and out right now I would steal from the drug dealers if it need it be that's tax though there you go again we could that's that's the game sure it's like right you got tax yeah yeah I'll never even now broke his shit out I would I would never get to that level that's why I
• 1:01:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't one day he's gonna post it.
• 1:01:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I had only fans.
• 1:01:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: We had a contract when I was with a fucking name.
• 1:01:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah.
• 1:01:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we signed up in the last
• 1:01:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: The thing they wanted me to do is jerk off for a video for eight hundred dollars.
• 1:01:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 1:01:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: And who was that eight hundred cover from?
• 1:01:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like a fan wanting me to jerk off.
• 1:02:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 1:02:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do call me like four or five times.
• 1:02:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was a guy.
• 1:02:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was a guy from only fang.
• 1:02:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 1:02:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I said, bro, if I ever see you, I'm gonna cut your fucking head off.
• 1:02:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like I wouldn't fucking apes it.
• 1:02:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, I ain't never gonna prostitute myself fucking money.
• 1:02:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'll fucking bang horrors, I'll do all that shit, but it's never gonna be on video, and it's never gonna be for pay.
• 1:02:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: You never really, you never fucked like an old lady or something from money or something like that.
• 1:02:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: not for only fans but in real life yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
• 1:02:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: I keep meeting people that are taking cratum, which is, are you one of them?
• 1:02:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's something that is sold at the gas station.
• 1:02:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: And people are taking that to get off of things like heroin and pain.
• 1:03:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Correct.
• 1:03:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: But what they don't realize is that the withdrawal from that is, in certain cases, worse than heroin.
• 1:03:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:03:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it's the hardest.
• 1:03:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: People don't.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: people don't understand about cradom like I got me off of coke got me off a heroin got me off of a methadone everything just gonna say that's what it reminds me of kind of like methadone where you're getting off one drug but then you're getting stuck on another one yeah and everybody's like it doesn't have any withdrawals shut the fuck up has dude I I can't make it like every morning I wake up at four o'clock in the morning take cradom go back to sleep
• 1:03:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: and do my day.
• 1:03:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: In my head, it's not really gross because you can buy that fucking... I don't buy mine at the gas station, I bought a head shop.
• 1:03:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Classic.
• 1:03:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 1:03:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 1:03:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now they banned all that shit from Louisiana.
• 1:03:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they banned credit them?
• 1:03:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:03:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do not fuck.
• 1:04:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like either one or two things go happen.
• 1:04:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I got to go to jail.
• 1:04:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: I could send you back with some other stuff.
• 1:04:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:04:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I, uh, they banned it right before I left.
• 1:04:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: You said you've got to go to jail when you get home.
• 1:04:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: I got to this child's poor stuff.
• 1:04:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've last thing I told him.
• 1:04:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're putting you a jail for hell.
• 1:04:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 1:04:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:04:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, they probably won't be putting them in jail because he's going to blackmail the police department.
• 1:04:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: Well, yeah.
• 1:04:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: So, so let's get back.
• 1:04:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: Either way, I have any hours of footage you have.
• 1:04:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: That's a lot.
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_08]: Really?
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's a lot.
• 1:04:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Have you seen it?
• 1:04:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I haven't tried it.
• 1:04:37
  [SPEAKER_08]: Well, what I would do in just in case is I would say give a copy to somebody who trusts and that way if anything ever happens to you it's there.
• 1:04:45
  [SPEAKER_08]: Like the like the abstinence shit they're now saying case comes everything else.
• 1:04:49
  [SPEAKER_08]: I would give that to somebody else and be like hey, and then anything ever happens to me that Gary is the perfect guy to do that.
• 1:04:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't.
• 1:04:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to come back to this, but I don't understand the Epstein thing at all.
• 1:05:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: So then why did they put Maxine Maxwell and Jill if he had a list back then?
• 1:05:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: They put her and Jill, but now he doesn't have a list and I don't.
• 1:05:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: There was footage.
• 1:05:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: There wasn't footage.
• 1:05:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Dude, can you tell him what you told me right before this?
• 1:05:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: What's up?
• 1:05:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: What did you say on Monday?
• 1:05:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: What I say about fuck.
• 1:05:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: You were telling me about what the reason why the list didn't come out.
• 1:05:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: One of the reasons is, and the most obvious one is that all of the Republican and Democratic donors that pay for all these campaigns are all over their shit.
• 1:05:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's one reason.
• 1:05:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Another one is that Trump personally, not anything criminal, but allegedly, Epstein introduced his wife to him, Melania Trump.
• 1:05:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: And allegedly, she was working with, or for something, Epstein, I don't know anything about anything.
• 1:05:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't really think about any of that, but I don't either.
• 1:05:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: That is the, that's the rumor.
• 1:05:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a real fucking deal.
• 1:06:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:06:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's not actually working.
• 1:06:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not a half-steane.
• 1:06:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: No.
• 1:06:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: How does that not a big deal?
• 1:06:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean?
• 1:06:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: She wasn't doing anything criminal.
• 1:06:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: That you love.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I don't know of it.
• 1:06:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: So why don't you say that's still a big deal.
• 1:06:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:06:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's only a big deal.
• 1:06:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's only a big deal if you allow it to become one.
• 1:06:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Trump has gotten past them.
• 1:06:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: I could kill somebody.
• 1:06:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: I could kill somebody in Fifth Avenue and people would support me.
• 1:06:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Stormy Daniels.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: Grower by the pussy.
• 1:06:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: So long and so forth.
• 1:06:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: No one fucking cares about any of this shit.
• 1:06:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Nope.
• 1:06:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: If Trump just said, you know what?
• 1:06:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he introduced me to Melania and then we were the first ones to ban that piece of shit from
• 1:06:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Marlago it would be over and he could expose all these people he's not going to one because of the ego thing which I understand too because of all of his all of the Republican donor base not now but also into the future is on it and then three because he doesn't want to be president when all of this crumbles right that he's thinking about his legacy correct I understand those things I disagree I think it's an unethical to behave this way but I understand it well I will say that regarding the fact that they banned him from Marlago is is a valid I mean yeah you can as soon as he got
• 1:07:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: uh... the plea deal from out to cost a and two thousand eight he was banned from our logo yes and uh... and for us like even bill Clinton on the other side i did not give a fuck that he was getting his dick sucks well that's that's not a big deal or what it at the time though it was it was wall to wall coverage big deal because he lied about it yes he should have said uh... president it's like hey have you heard a jfk yeah
• 1:07:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Have you heard of fucking jumbo?
• 1:07:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right?
• 1:07:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Shut the fuck up.
• 1:07:35
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, fucking man about that.
• 1:07:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't give a fuck that Clinton was getting his dick stuck by some fat Jew.
• 1:07:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: What I care about, right?
• 1:07:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: What I actually care about is the fact that he let North Korea get a nuke and he let China join the World Trade Organization without doing anything to deserve it.
• 1:07:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:07:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what really matters.
• 1:07:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is what we should expect out of our politicians to execute on the shit that they actually say they're going to do.
• 1:07:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's what we should care about.
• 1:07:59
  [SPEAKER_08]: And for Doug, he just wants to find a nice woman who will sit down on a birthday cake and just fart all over and say happy.
• 1:08:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, are you into the cake part two or is it just a fart?
• 1:08:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no food.
• 1:08:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like I never got into the food.
• 1:08:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sure.
• 1:08:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's less about the food and more about you can see it getting affected.
• 1:08:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: So maybe because there's something about pissing on a balloon as well.
• 1:08:20
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yes.
• 1:08:20
  [SPEAKER_08]: What is that?
• 1:08:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like the sound.
• 1:08:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like old school ASMR before ASMR.
• 1:08:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: But I guess this is like rain hitting a umbrella.
• 1:08:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 1:08:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: And the hollow balloon and makes a weird noise.
• 1:08:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a real thing.
• 1:08:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:08:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like like a girl taking a piss in the morning.
• 1:08:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right?
• 1:08:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh.
• 1:08:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: There are a lot of dudes.
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Love that shit.
• 1:08:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just a hearing.
• 1:08:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 1:08:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:08:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just the noise of it and the sight and everything?
• 1:08:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: So my followers are fucking nuts.
• 1:08:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like if you pay attention to what they put that in.
• 1:08:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a press.
• 1:08:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a press.
• 1:08:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, but they'll say like the weirdest shit and when I hear something that's a little bit different or a little bit off, I'll go check that shit out.
• 1:09:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll try.
• 1:09:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that was one of them.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: They had this dude Gary.
• 1:09:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not Gary, but he would always post about it.
• 1:09:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like he would send me shit.
• 1:09:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so I went, I called my ex.
• 1:09:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like piss-forming.
• 1:09:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to see what he's talking about in here.
• 1:09:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you have siblings?
• 1:09:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: Are you the first child?
• 1:09:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm only child, huh?
• 1:09:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm only child.
• 1:09:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm only child.
• 1:09:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: And I have good parents.
• 1:09:27
  [SPEAKER_08]: Do you do cameo and all that stuff?
• 1:09:29
  [SPEAKER_08]: How wild have you gotten?
• 1:09:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: You think it, I've done it.
• 1:09:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 1:09:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so you've been shit on?
• 1:09:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've had other than that, like I ain't nobody gonna shit on me.
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 1:09:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: But anything other than that, I've done.
• 1:09:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you have Doug.
• 1:09:49
  [SPEAKER_08]: You're shit on a woman.
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_08]: How was it?
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_08]: Solidar was his wasn't wet.
• 1:09:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, that was maybe like four years ago.
• 1:09:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was on that impediment.
• 1:09:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, not one.
• 1:09:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: So how was it?
• 1:09:58
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• 1:10:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: But she liked it.
• 1:10:18
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, she liked it.
• 1:10:19
  [SPEAKER_08]: Did it stink?
• 1:10:20
  [SPEAKER_08]: I can't remember.
• 1:10:21
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's shit.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_08]: I would imagine.
• 1:10:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, I don't kind of a question.
• 1:10:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: Well, here's what shit stink.
• 1:10:28
  [SPEAKER_08]: Like, I just don't understand what that fetish could possibly be.
• 1:10:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't, I don't get all for it, but there are people that are into that shit.
• 1:10:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they are into everything.
• 1:10:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can think of
• 1:10:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think there's something that there is connection between sexual DVNC and emphetamine as well as methamphetamine abuse a lot of people into or maybe it's the it's a chicken or egg such.
• 1:10:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, maybe that's what it's never ripped a penguin in half
• 1:11:03
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• 1:11:14
  [SPEAKER_08]: Uh-huh.
• 1:11:14
  [SPEAKER_08]: Snuffing?
• 1:11:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:11:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like a small road in front of you.
• 1:11:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: What about stepping on your dick?
• 1:11:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: What about BDSM?
• 1:11:21
  [SPEAKER_08]: Really?
• 1:11:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I've got... Are you a dollar a sub?
• 1:11:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: So... Really?
• 1:11:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
• 1:11:27
  [SPEAKER_08]: So if you've been chained up on a collar or a force leather mask, I'll do the math.
• 1:11:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a club in fucking Orleans called The Dungeon.
• 1:11:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.
• 1:11:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Back in, uh...
• 1:11:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: How are you?
• 1:11:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you don't know me.
• 1:11:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:11:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Forty four.
• 1:11:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:11:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're the same age.
• 1:11:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: So back in the day, Gary thought, remember this.
• 1:11:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: He wasn't born yet, but back in the early two thousands, that was like the retro fetus that was going around.
• 1:11:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 1:11:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, people got super super into it.
• 1:11:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: How to girlfriend man.
• 1:11:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: She fucking loved it.
• 1:12:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: So not tying stuff is crazy.
• 1:12:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like hours of fucking, I'm just not into that.
• 1:12:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:12:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: So I think we're in a record now.
• 1:12:06
  [SPEAKER_08]: It's shit mids not, you know?
• 1:12:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: So no, I buy professional restraints that lock in under the bed.
• 1:12:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: You want to mean?
• 1:12:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because I'm a fucking, I'm not poor.
• 1:12:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not getting climbing rope.
• 1:12:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've used climbing rope before.
• 1:12:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe some toe straps.
• 1:12:18
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• 1:12:31
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'd arrive at exclamation.
• 1:12:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: Strangle baiting.
• 1:12:34
  [SPEAKER_08]: Is we like to come up?
• 1:12:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, he hung himself.
• 1:12:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're thinking of David Carradine because he was in that, uh, that gaseous costume or whatever.
• 1:12:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: I got Robert Williams did do that.
• 1:12:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, he hung himself to, to, to, to, to do it.
• 1:12:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Charlie was.
• 1:12:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Charlie was, no, no, no, no.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: No.
• 1:12:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: That was the guy from in excess.
• 1:12:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: In excess.
• 1:12:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: David Carradine has been a number of people, but ramen won't.
• 1:12:52
  [SPEAKER_08]: Don't test me out by Strangle-based knowledge.
• 1:12:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's all set.
• 1:12:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because we, we,
• 1:12:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: I actually think that's something I might want to test out one day.
• 1:13:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Just have a spotter.
• 1:13:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Just have a spotter, dude.
• 1:13:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's all you need.
• 1:13:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Have somebody that knows CPR that's standing by.
• 1:13:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
• 1:13:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Have you struggled with CPR?
• 1:13:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a CPR instructor.
• 1:13:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, hey.
• 1:13:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not watching you jack.
• 1:13:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: What are you doing this weekend?
• 1:13:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's almost like that stuff.
• 1:13:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: That would be all.
• 1:13:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like it.
• 1:13:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is that the way you want to go out?
• 1:13:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to go out fucking for sure.
• 1:13:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like like the first Clirks.
• 1:13:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Homeboy dies in the van getting fucked.
• 1:13:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Has a heart attack and dies.
• 1:13:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:13:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: That'd be the perfect way to go.
• 1:13:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: You knew who else did that?
• 1:13:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: But kind of base that.
• 1:13:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: The base player for the hood.
• 1:13:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: John and Twistler hit a heart attack while having sex with the hooker.
• 1:13:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: Really?
• 1:13:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:13:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: Six these.
• 1:13:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Didn't the guitar player get caught with CP?
• 1:13:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Pete Townsend.
• 1:13:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:13:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Or something, but he never went to prison.
• 1:13:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: So I think he got a said.
• 1:13:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it was researching it.
• 1:13:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:13:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:13:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:13:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: I researched cocaine for a long time.
• 1:13:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: You weren't here, song?
• 1:13:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I got it.
• 1:13:56
  [SPEAKER_08]: I just like the way it's far away.
• 1:13:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:13:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: So this is my other disdain for where I live.
• 1:14:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can pull this guy up, Danny Perkins.
• 1:14:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pull it up.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Danny Perkins and Monroe Louisiana.
• 1:14:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, dental springs Louisiana.
• 1:14:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pull this guy up.
• 1:14:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Dental springs.
• 1:14:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: D-E-N-N-Y.
• 1:14:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Perkins from Denom Springs.
• 1:14:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Denom Springs.
• 1:14:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:14:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's still the same thing.
• 1:14:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: It can be said.
• 1:14:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, this is good.
• 1:14:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're low for the ride.
• 1:14:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: You got a hundred of you.
• 1:14:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's fucking guy right here.
• 1:14:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Life in prison for fucking kids.
• 1:14:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good.
• 1:14:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 1:14:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hopefully somebody will cut it off.
• 1:14:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was our sheriff's right hand man.
• 1:14:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was the fucking sheriff's department.
• 1:14:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:14:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, shit.
• 1:14:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look.
• 1:14:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: So this guy goes to jail.
• 1:14:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you think the people of Livingston Paris would vote back in his best friend, his family?
• 1:14:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: They fucking did.
• 1:14:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: So this guy used to take my money from me when I was hustling Coke.
• 1:14:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do they do anything to this fucking guy?
• 1:15:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck no, now they got him.
• 1:15:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even think that's a real picture of him.
• 1:15:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think he's probably.
• 1:15:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: somewhere.
• 1:15:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: They've protected them.
• 1:15:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like two-pock?
• 1:15:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:15:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: That makes sense.
• 1:15:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm really thinking two-pocks a lot.
• 1:15:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do too.
• 1:15:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's not.
• 1:15:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I'm not.
• 1:15:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't think so?
• 1:15:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not.
• 1:15:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to know.
• 1:15:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to know.
• 1:15:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:28
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:28
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:29
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not really a conspiracy.
• 1:15:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: I
• 1:15:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: had footage and information from that prison and the fucking picture that Bonnie put out yesterday was at the goddamn janitor process.
• 1:15:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, it wasn't the fucking cell.
• 1:15:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Do you have the clip of that?
• 1:15:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's going to go to Glenn Beck's Twitter.
• 1:15:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's on there.
• 1:15:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that's like, you can lie to me and I'll be like, people are like, oh, I don't really eat that much fast food and I look at them like, well, you're, I'm not going to say anything right now.
• 1:15:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to say anything.
• 1:16:01
  [SPEAKER_08]: definitely get all that.
• 1:16:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to see anything about your fat gut right now because it doesn't affect me.
• 1:16:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, you can tell that lie because you have to live it.
• 1:16:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's on you, my friend.
• 1:16:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: But if you're lying to me about pedophiles, especially ones that are in charge of things, no sir.
• 1:16:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: Is that the best?
• 1:16:16
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm telling politicians.
• 1:16:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I can play this duck.
• 1:16:18
  [SPEAKER_08]: You've got to give ducks some earphones.
• 1:16:19
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, right there.
• 1:16:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: And you were like shut up.
• 1:16:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is not a janitor's closet.
• 1:16:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what this is.
• 1:16:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was like I can tell you there's a woman that looks like a janitor that comes out and supposedly the person there's the cell that they're saying is his cell which they're not by the way.
• 1:16:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: This was like people on social media were saying this was the cell is coming out with a wrecked trash can.
• 1:16:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I looked around to see if there was any confirmation of what the cell was.
• 1:16:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I found an OIG report from the Justice Department two years ago that shows the camera angle and the one camera that was actually working.
• 1:17:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: So you can see the diagram.
• 1:17:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I think we actually have it if you're watching this right now.
• 1:17:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: There's a diagram that shows where this camera is.
• 1:17:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: It shows where Epstein's cell is.
• 1:17:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: and the big thing that stands out Glenn, is this camera doesn't even have eyes on Epstein's cell?
• 1:17:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, not at all.
• 1:17:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: So the camera fluid, they showed.
• 1:17:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's what we're looking at with that door forty six.
• 1:17:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's like a service entrance or staff entrance.
• 1:17:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Now you can't see on the lower level, Epstein cell at all.
• 1:17:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: So this what makes it look even crazier for that one minute that's missing.
• 1:17:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I will say that.
• 1:17:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:17:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Let me just say it this way.
• 1:17:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: I've spent years and years and years looking at surveillance and security camera footage as you know, in my previous job.
• 1:17:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: I've never seen an over one minute jump right at a time that would be very, very, I don't know, just convenient.
• 1:17:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: I've never seen that before.
• 1:18:00
  [SPEAKER_06]: And while I was looking at these things, there's no reason why why do you say that minute would be convenient.
• 1:18:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're just saying that one minute being gone is convenient.
• 1:18:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're not saying that particular minute is convenient in this entire time frame based off of this camera angle.
• 1:18:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: So it's convenient like let's say sixty seconds would be great for someone walking across that lower level.
• 1:18:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: sixty seconds would be perfect for if you wanted to like conceal the fact that someone walked across that area here's that's why here's why could here's why I didn't buy into this at first okay sixty seconds to get in open the door and then kill them and then leave okay but look at the diagram if you look at the diagram where the camera is there is a just a but maybe a foot
• 1:18:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: space where the camera is not able to see where there is a door from the staff area.
• 1:19:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay?
• 1:19:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: Are you looking at this?
• 1:19:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think it's hard to tell from this.
• 1:19:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: Are we looking is this diagram the top floor or the bottom floor Jason do you have any idea so that it looks like abstin so I think abstinence So I'm looking I'm looking at where the staff area is
• 1:19:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:19:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: See the yellow triangle?
• 1:19:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:19:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the red box where it's his cell.
• 1:19:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:19:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So there is one way out of the staff area and is right below the camera, like underneath the floor, essentially, of where the camera is.
• 1:19:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, on the floor.
• 1:19:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: If the camera's up on a ceiling, is that what you're saying?
• 1:19:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the camera's like, yeah, the camera is, the camera is from above.
• 1:19:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: On the second floor, shooting down, and you can see what, the evidence that they're basically proclaiming here.
• 1:19:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: And this is true.
• 1:19:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: You can kind of what Jason said.
• 1:20:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're true.
• 1:20:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't hear you're good at all, but... Some of the chats that you think you could have gotten him in this one minute period.
• 1:20:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know about that, but for me, it's more about continuity.
• 1:20:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: So the original story was that the cameras were all off.
• 1:20:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: that they had something was wrong with them, and that the two guards had fallen asleep or left their post.
• 1:20:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: And now the story is, well, here's this footage.
• 1:20:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: So nothing could have happened.
• 1:20:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
• 1:20:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: You don't get to change your fucking story.
• 1:20:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: No, and why can't you have been molested?
• 1:20:28
  [SPEAKER_08]: Sorry about that.
• 1:20:29
  [SPEAKER_08]: Doug, I had to bring it out.
• 1:20:31
  [SPEAKER_08]: What is with it?
• 1:20:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: Here's what I can never figure out.
• 1:20:35
  [SPEAKER_08]: What is with the fucking kids?
• 1:20:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: Like, I just, that is not something that has ever answered my mind and
• 1:20:41
  [SPEAKER_08]: a million years.
• 1:20:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, from what I can gather, it being done to me was a power thing.
• 1:20:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I still think out of everything, my heart still pure to people.
• 1:20:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: My heart still pure to people.
• 1:20:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like I've genuinely good to everybody.
• 1:21:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: But
• 1:21:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: My experience was it was all about power and not physical.
• 1:21:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: So somebody's guys that do all this stuff to kids.
• 1:21:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: they should be killed because they're hooked on that just power thing.
• 1:21:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't know the psyche of that, but I could be saying that really fucking wrong, but it was all about being in submission like that's what I mean literally, that's what it was.
• 1:21:29
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:31
  [SPEAKER_08]: Because what I can't believe is why they go so far out of their way to protect these people.
• 1:21:37
  [SPEAKER_08]: These people should be eliminated from the earth.
• 1:21:40
  [SPEAKER_08]: All of this should come out.
• 1:21:42
  [SPEAKER_08]: And then, you know, if you didn't trust the government before, I think this was the final name on the coffin.
• 1:21:47
  [SPEAKER_08]: Because we all know what happens.
• 1:21:49
  [SPEAKER_08]: Everybody knows what happens.
• 1:21:51
  [SPEAKER_08]: And there's a woman sitting in jail today for sex trafficking of minors with Jeffrey Epstein.
• 1:21:56
  [SPEAKER_08]: So why is she in jail if they didn't do anything at all?
• 1:22:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, we are now.
• 1:22:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Epstein killed himself after thirty six days in jail pending trial when there was no evidence against him apparently rights like you gotta explain that to me because to be honest it's not that that that that math is not working for me.
• 1:22:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, is anybody at this point still think pan-bondy is incompetent.
• 1:22:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, we said that
• 1:22:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't, she wasn't incompetent when she passed red flag laws in Florida, right?
• 1:22:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Which is what I said when she got nominated in the first place, you can never trust somebody who's instinctive as to take away someone else's right, especially the right to defend themselves, right?
• 1:22:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's so obviously malevolent now.
• 1:22:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's almost like they're throwing it in our faces because they know that we are powerless and can't do anything about it.
• 1:22:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know why?
• 1:22:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because people are pussy.
• 1:22:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.
• 1:22:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: So just like this child supporting, everybody bitches about child support will anybody do anything about it.
• 1:22:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck no.
• 1:22:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nothing.
• 1:22:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: So my stance, all the people that kind of support me are going to turn on me.
• 1:23:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: right so it's same thing like this if everybody believes that why don't everybody do something about it there's only like fucking seventeen of them and there's millions of us did you know what's funny about that Doug is that there's such a stigma around child support that if you ever
• 1:23:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: especially with people that don't know anything about it, where if you're like, well, hey, I don't want to pay my child support because I'm getting screwed.
• 1:23:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: I can't see my kid, courts are stacked against me.
• 1:23:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: If you say that, they just automatically say your piece of shit.
• 1:23:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, I automatically.
• 1:23:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then I don't even know your story.
• 1:23:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: They don't know anything about you.
• 1:23:34
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'm looking at the chat right now.
• 1:23:35
  [SPEAKER_08]: Zachary Tolasco says, I'm a dad.
• 1:23:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: I felt like hell to see my kid with a psycho Latino woman who tried to stab me two times.
• 1:23:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, welcome to the club.
• 1:23:46
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 1:23:47
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 1:23:47
  [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah.
• 1:23:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll get him back.
• 1:23:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like in my head, you know, it has to work out where I win.
• 1:23:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 1:23:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because
• 1:23:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the way, I mean, I don't know.
• 1:24:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I don't tell myself that, then I would be utterly depressed.
• 1:24:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, all of this is meaningless.
• 1:24:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, the internet fame, this, this comedy, all of it, yeah.
• 1:24:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: All internet fame.
• 1:24:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
• 1:24:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: If it was a big famous in general.
• 1:24:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, who cares if you're, if you're not around your loved ones?
• 1:24:20
  [SPEAKER_08]: I had the same exact conversation last night.
• 1:24:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I don't, I don't.
• 1:24:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't fucking like podcast.
• 1:24:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 1:24:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like you guys because y'all are talking about something interesting and I feel like I'm a part of the family would not even be an end of the family.
• 1:24:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 1:24:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you all right.
• 1:24:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yep.
• 1:24:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you're like a kissing cousin.
• 1:24:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:24:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've turned down.
• 1:24:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've turned down ninety nine percent of very podcast because that's what I feel like they're all doing.
• 1:24:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're all like these
• 1:24:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: They want to milk you for your creative juices.
• 1:24:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:24:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you're from you.
• 1:24:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:24:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And do your performances on Kiltoni and yeah, fuck down.
• 1:25:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, do all that shit.
• 1:25:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: Hey, you know, he was he's from Louisiana and given that there were just the floods in out in Kerville.
• 1:25:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think maybe we could talk about Katrina.
• 1:25:14
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:16
  [SPEAKER_08]: So we live for that.
• 1:25:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:25:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: So
• 1:25:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I remember the clouds coming like it at you.
• 1:25:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was younger back then, but not too much younger.
• 1:25:33
  [SPEAKER_08]: this was two thousand four two thousand five five yeah two thousand five is that was uh... george boat chase black people economy yeah yeah yeah uh... and what what happened to you you were able to evacuate you were able to evacuate uh... you see some normally shit yeah so uh... the dams broke water goes
• 1:25:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love New Orleans.
• 1:25:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: New Orleans is my favorite city in the whole wide world.
• 1:26:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's where I feel most at peace.
• 1:26:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can take my kid down there, but New Orleans has never came back.
• 1:26:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like what you're going to see with this fluids and everything in like North Carolina as well.
• 1:26:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's never going to come back.
• 1:26:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: The stench of dead bodies is going to be there forever.
• 1:26:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: And to me,
• 1:26:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: New Orleans has come back little by little, but it's nothing like it was before that.
• 1:26:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure, it used to be everybody's play land before Vegas.
• 1:26:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:26:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now it's not.
• 1:26:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I watch your videos with the floods, and I think most of the comments everybody was saying Katrina Katrina Katrina Katrina.
• 1:26:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's the only thing anybody can compare it to.
• 1:26:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, you know, I was talking to people.
• 1:26:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: What happened so quickly?
• 1:26:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: They were saying, yes, it's not like you can do it.
• 1:26:55
  [SPEAKER_08]: You didn't turn it in thirty feet and you had another new politics.
• 1:26:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: Nothing to apologize.
• 1:26:59
  [SPEAKER_08]: They warned us in Texas a weekend events every single day.
• 1:27:02
  [SPEAKER_08]: So like we live here, we live in the whole country.
• 1:27:05
  [SPEAKER_08]: Got to see it.
• 1:27:06
  [SPEAKER_08]: There's just no way to predict that amount of rain that quickly.
• 1:27:10
  [SPEAKER_08]: Now, we've been tagged a bunch of times in the cloud-seeding thing.
• 1:27:14
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know anything about that salt deferred date on that tomorrow.
• 1:27:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:27:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah.
• 1:27:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: There was a comment that I had to delete yesterday.
• 1:27:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like I reshare Gary's
• 1:27:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: The one that affected, I think most of the people was seeing him waving in the water, waist-deep.
• 1:27:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: When you were going across that line, that one resonated with the wheezing and the people that followed me.
• 1:27:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because of the health of the water, it's so extreme.
• 1:27:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then when you talk to the KJ Navy, they were hundred percent going to say the same thing.
• 1:27:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Then automatically the comments turned into, they don't know Gary.
• 1:27:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: They know I'm a street condo and they assume like everybody else if they got some cloud they're liberal as fuck right when he's human being just like me I would say I'm more conservative than most but I'm not it'd be never seen me like right winging everything sure I got sense but
• 1:28:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so I deleted a couple of comments that were turning it into a political spectrum when he's out there.
• 1:28:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, you got nothing in the butt, right?
• 1:28:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:28:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: Because you don't need that shit.
• 1:28:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then there's people saying, when I was going through that house that had been swept away from where it was originally at, people saying, this is disrespectful.
• 1:28:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: You're in somebody else's house.
• 1:28:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then this other guy was saying that he said, you're a rubber neck and mother fucker, you piece of shit.
• 1:28:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: And I was like,
• 1:28:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Look, I don't give a fuck what you say because I know that I'm there because I'm trying to raise awareness.
• 1:28:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not stealing anything.
• 1:28:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not looting anything.
• 1:28:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not trying to sensationalize anything.
• 1:28:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: I want to just help and I want to help raise money and bring donations in and volunteer and
• 1:29:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: So if the owners, we're trying to find the owners by the way, we can post something about that.
• 1:29:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sure, find the owners and raise some money for them.
• 1:29:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: But if the owners did come to me and say, hey, what the hell are you doing in my house?
• 1:29:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'll just apologize.
• 1:29:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: But I'm not going to wait at the at the time when we're there.
• 1:29:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to get the footage and I can apologize later.
• 1:29:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: If they're upset, and if somebody watching you upset, I just don't give a flying shot.
• 1:29:28
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't think anybody was upset.
• 1:29:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, they would definitely work.
• 1:29:30
  [SPEAKER_08]: Well, you're going to, you're always going to have that.
• 1:29:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: And you know, you have a massive social media following.
• 1:29:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:29:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get hate all the time.
• 1:29:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:29:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I cured cancer, people would hate me for that.
• 1:29:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:29:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't, I've never understood people's psyche.
• 1:29:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: No matter what, I do, you hate on me for it.
• 1:29:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I helped the homeless fats.
• 1:29:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:29:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm big on that.
• 1:29:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Even my cameo's are set up.
• 1:29:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Twenty percent.
• 1:29:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Go to the homeless fats.
• 1:29:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 1:29:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't have a nickel to a penny anymore, but my mom does.
• 1:30:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: But.
• 1:30:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: But you try to do good in this world and people still shit on you.
• 1:30:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that I've never been able to conquer in my psyche.
• 1:30:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just, I don't really comment.
• 1:30:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really comment.
• 1:30:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't really comment.
• 1:30:18
  [SPEAKER_08]: So I don't have to deal with that luckily.
• 1:30:21
  [SPEAKER_08]: There's the occasion where my wife will tell me something.
• 1:30:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if you pissed off about it or there's the occasion where somebody will tell me something about Dan, that'll be pissed off about, but they said something negative or whatever, but that's about it.
• 1:30:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: And I think taking that stance especially now, which obviously we can reveal now, you have cancer.
• 1:30:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've thought of cancer.
• 1:30:45
  [SPEAKER_08]: So, have you been
• 1:30:49
  [SPEAKER_08]: Given an amount of time to live, are you doing chemo?
• 1:30:54
  [SPEAKER_08]: What are you doing now?
• 1:30:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: So when I get done with this, I'll officially go start all the treatments.
• 1:31:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 1:31:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I went to the VA and I wanted to cut an album before I started everything.
• 1:31:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we rented a house, we're in Atlanta, we're cutting an album.
• 1:31:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I took a break from that to come do your podcast.
• 1:31:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wanted to do your podcast.
• 1:31:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but this had been going on for a year and a half.
• 1:31:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, when I started doing, uh, not to talk about my live shows, but my voice started cracking.
• 1:31:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 1:31:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: And, uh, went to the doctor, and I told him I was like, dude, I don't get a shit.
• 1:31:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm, I'm going to, I need to make money.
• 1:31:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've been a fucked hard, my whole life.
• 1:31:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've got to have something to get back to my kids.
• 1:31:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:31:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, just, I used to pray every night, just, just let me get some kind of bag.
• 1:31:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: So when, if either spreads or cure it, because I'm not, I'm never going to be the same when it, when it get done.
• 1:31:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I ain't going to be able to do like two hour monologues, like I do on stage anymore.
• 1:31:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: It just can't do it.
• 1:32:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, yeah, as devastating as it's been, I just don't bitch about it.
• 1:32:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, it's,
• 1:32:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: People started posting in the comments like when I had my lump in my throat and they diagnosed everything and I wasn't ready to come out yet do it and then now now everything's out and everything's
• 1:32:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: Did they tell you what stage cancer you have?
• 1:32:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's initial.
• 1:32:30
  [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
• 1:32:30
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 1:32:31
  [SPEAKER_08]: Gotcha.
• 1:32:31
  [SPEAKER_08]: Because one one thing I really wanted to make clear is, you know, there's comments about you like I was reading through yours as well and they were like he looks.
• 1:32:40
  [SPEAKER_08]: cracked out or something or anything and it's just it's cancer and you know I certainly didn't want to out you without asking you first which you know we said it about some research so yeah yeah my physical appearance is because I'm sick yes and obviously y'all are around me I'm not high I'm not not
• 1:33:01
  [SPEAKER_08]: Um, normal fucking dude.
• 1:33:03
  [SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
• 1:33:03
  [SPEAKER_08]: I wouldn't go that far.
• 1:33:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
• 1:33:05
  [SPEAKER_08]: Look, he does he want to be farted on short, but you know, as far as, uh, health wise, you know.
• 1:33:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 1:33:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, that's healthy.
• 1:33:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, watch out for Pink Eye, obviously, but yeah.
• 1:33:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:26
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• 1:33:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can get it from the strip club.
• 1:33:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, calm up.
• 1:33:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, one of those examples.
• 1:33:47
  [SPEAKER_08]: We've had a conversation and they said, we love you guys.
• 1:33:51
  [SPEAKER_08]: Here's some free samples.
• 1:33:53
  [SPEAKER_08]: Unfortunately, you know, the contents a little aggressive for them.
• 1:33:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: I never mind that.
• 1:33:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I need a video for Dubwebs.
• 1:34:01
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I never mind that.
• 1:34:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: I never mind that.
• 1:34:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think we can maybe guess sponsor for you for some
• 1:34:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Pink eye drops can yeah, be nice conjunctivitis medication because you love eating ass so much.
• 1:34:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: I do yeah.
• 1:34:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do.
• 1:34:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do.
• 1:34:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:34:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:34:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: See, all my exes say all that shit in the comments, but then motherfucker doing it with me left and right, he's to love that shit.
• 1:34:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Your exes were in your comments like that.
• 1:34:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:34:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's really.
• 1:34:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is why when I posted your video.
• 1:34:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:34:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: What are they saying about me?
• 1:34:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: You're not seeing you coming.
• 1:34:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: Just, just, oh, they're talking shit to you in the camera.
• 1:34:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they're like, yeah, he's, he's so far behind in Pal, California, you won't pay it.
• 1:34:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck, no, I ain't paying it.
• 1:34:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Come get me motherfucker.
• 1:34:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I am telling you, I'm not paying it to the courts, though, something about me being able to see my son until that day happens.
• 1:34:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: The day that happens, I'll write a check for the full amount.
• 1:34:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you shouldn't be able to, uh, have to pay my mom support with her on custody.
• 1:34:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, without some form of custard, it just doesn't even make sense.
• 1:35:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:35:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why would I love my daughter to death?
• 1:35:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I love my daughter.
• 1:35:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I adore.
• 1:35:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why would I love one kid and not the other kid?
• 1:35:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:35:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 1:35:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: What other?
• 1:35:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Are they both white?
• 1:35:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:35:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: So there's no reason to that.
• 1:35:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:35:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't touch dark.
• 1:35:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 1:35:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: I like it.
• 1:35:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Is that what Hunter Biden said no yellow?
• 1:35:21
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 1:35:21
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 1:35:21
  [SPEAKER_08]: When Hunter Biden said no yellow.
• 1:35:23
  [SPEAKER_08]: About you and Asians, you get with Asians?
• 1:35:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: No.
• 1:35:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't like this.
• 1:35:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
• 1:35:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: uh... fucking uh... with that shit
• 1:35:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ah!
• 1:35:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what it's called.
• 1:35:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:35:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, what's the vegetable that you eat every single morning?
• 1:35:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: seaweed.
• 1:35:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Kimchi.
• 1:35:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Kimchi.
• 1:35:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:35:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's just Koreans, dude.
• 1:35:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, that's what I was thinking of.
• 1:35:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's all the same, dude.
• 1:35:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck, bro?
• 1:35:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know it's tough.
• 1:35:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: You live there, so.
• 1:35:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:35:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we used to go to the Philippines on our four day breaks and fuck them.
• 1:35:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I even tried to marry one of them.
• 1:35:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Her vagina was so good.
• 1:36:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then my first sergeant was like, no, bro.
• 1:36:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't even know what fucking last name, bro.
• 1:36:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think they have less.
• 1:36:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't even have one.
• 1:36:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're not allowed.
• 1:36:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think.
• 1:36:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't either.
• 1:36:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Those are jungle Asians.
• 1:36:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:36:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: But when I got back to America, I was like, yeah, no more.
• 1:36:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: Gary, what the fuck?
• 1:36:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: What's the problem?
• 1:36:18
  [SPEAKER_08]: Gary's a morphing.
• 1:36:19
  [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, yeah, he's all jacked up on Murphy.
• 1:36:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: I will say this.
• 1:36:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: So he was he was really in the river helping people out him and Joel and all those stuff yesterday and then that that video will be out soon Please do me a favor after this show cut up the clip of Yeah segment for tomorrow.
• 1:36:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: Thank you, and we'll we'll play it on fake news because what you what you were doing and I was watching the entire time because you know I've been in touch pretty much last three nights in a row from three to five a.m.
• 1:36:46
  [SPEAKER_08]: because I've been up working late as well
• 1:36:50
  [SPEAKER_08]: Super proud of you.
• 1:36:52
  [SPEAKER_08]: It's fucking awesome, man.
• 1:36:53
  [SPEAKER_08]: And what you guys, you know, obviously Dan and I have to do this show every day, but you guys, we sent you guys down there in Blackcraft for coffee and those guys has been awesome.
• 1:37:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: I really want to make sure that we can try to find that person's house.
• 1:37:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: So I know that DB community community is good at
• 1:37:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, help and take care of people and I think that they might be able to help us find these people and then get them some money or something.
• 1:37:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, if still alive, I don't have the slice clue what was going on.
• 1:37:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: No, but what I love about the both of you guys, by the way, is like, despite the craziness and all other shits, you've got good hearts, your intentions.
• 1:37:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: for the most part seemed to be true and uh... get Gary was the first real person I met only internet that was actually a real person rights because of the rest of its fake yes it's fake in bullshit and i can't stand
• 1:37:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: being on podcast with comedians doing their bits.
• 1:37:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I try to refrain from doing any jokes on podcast.
• 1:38:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's bullshit.
• 1:38:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's bullshit.
• 1:38:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Dude, that's an act.
• 1:38:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: On podcast, you get the real dog towns.
• 1:38:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's it, but that's usually what it is.
• 1:38:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's usually like, we've, and comedians are usually the worst guess.
• 1:38:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:38:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now some of them are really good at it, obviously, but the ones, like, if you picked ten comedians, nine of them are going to come in and try to wedge their bit into the talking, it just doesn't work.
• 1:38:23
  [SPEAKER_08]: But they're after fifteen minutes.
• 1:38:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: They don't have any bits.
• 1:38:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: So it's like, for us, we don't use bits.
• 1:38:28
  [SPEAKER_08]: We don't do any of that shit.
• 1:38:29
  [SPEAKER_08]: We just don't want to have real conversations with real people.
• 1:38:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: They can try with
• 1:38:33
  [SPEAKER_08]: It is, and we've always been big fans of you.
• 1:38:37
  [SPEAKER_08]: I appreciate it.
• 1:38:37
  [SPEAKER_08]: Luckily, through Gary, we were able to reach out to you because I know you don't do podcast.
• 1:38:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then through Crystall, things are possible.
• 1:38:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I fucking hate podcast, but.
• 1:38:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: through Gary I started watching you guys and I learned stuff and then I think that's what people who tune in a podcast want to fucking learn shit for sure and also I think that the key is because a lot of people ask me in the street all the time why is
• 1:39:07
  [SPEAKER_08]: him and I his relationship so good on the show is because I'm not afraid to ask questions that I don't know about and everybody wants this to to be the smartest guy in the room or or the dude or whatever and it's like you can't because if you fake it and you lie you'll get caught eventually yeah
• 1:39:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: You know a bunch of people were asking us about Tim Kennedy.
• 1:39:28
  [SPEAKER_08]: I reached out to Tim last night.
• 1:39:31
  [SPEAKER_08]: You know civilian here obviously and I don't know anything about it and I invited him on the show if he wants to chat about it and and we'll see what happens.
• 1:39:40
  [SPEAKER_08]: I saw that statement.
• 1:39:41
  [SPEAKER_08]: I know you guys have been hitting us up in the app on drinking bros and everything else.
• 1:39:46
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know the full story.
• 1:39:48
  [SPEAKER_08]: I read what you guys read on Instagram last night's Dan as well.
• 1:39:52
  [SPEAKER_08]: And so we've invited Tim on the show and hopefully he accepts and comes on and tells his side of it because I don't know that much about it and it's my knowledge, Dan.
• 1:40:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: You didn't serve with him either.
• 1:40:05
  [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah.
• 1:40:07
  [SPEAKER_08]: I read his book.
• 1:40:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:40:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I know about what's going on right now.
• 1:40:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 1:40:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's not good.
• 1:40:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
• 1:40:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: And there's going to be some shit to eat.
• 1:40:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
• 1:40:16
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
• 1:40:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: But if he, you know, comes on and chats about it and is honest about it and everything else, hopefully that's a way as a step towards forgiveness.
• 1:40:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's not, that's not up to me.
• 1:40:26
  [SPEAKER_08]: It isn't.
• 1:40:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: And it's out up to him.
• 1:40:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's the one that fucked up and he's going to have to pay the price for it.
• 1:40:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's just the way that's how life is.
• 1:40:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
• 1:40:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
• 1:40:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: And people will either accept that or not.
• 1:40:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to encourage anybody to do either.
• 1:40:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm a hundred percent agree.
• 1:40:39
  [SPEAKER_08]: And that's what I said to him in the text last night of like, hey, we can ask the questions.
• 1:40:45
  [SPEAKER_08]: You can tell your side of the story and everything else.
• 1:40:47
  [SPEAKER_08]: And whatever people decide that it's side,
• 1:40:51
  [SPEAKER_08]: The other misconception I want to clear up here at the end of the show is that everybody assumes that you and I listen to like everybody else's podcast.
• 1:41:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: We record a hundred and twenty five shows a month out of here.
• 1:41:03
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yes, so I'm usually cue seeing other people's shows at night to make sure they're proper and go out and everything else so like
• 1:41:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: No, I didn't listen to them.
• 1:41:14
  [SPEAKER_08]: I have no idea really what's going on besides ours.
• 1:41:18
  [SPEAKER_08]: I've got a couple favorites of mine, but Tim Kennedy has never been on their shows.
• 1:41:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: So I just don't listen to other people's shows that much besides the people that are like, I don't care about any of that.
• 1:41:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't watch anybody able to show up because I don't have time or I don't care to watch your show to be honest.
• 1:41:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: No offense, but I just like,
• 1:41:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: I watch clips of things.
• 1:41:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
• 1:41:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Of people talking about specific shit, right all the time.
• 1:41:43
  [SPEAKER_08]: But you and I are running a massive, hard-culture company in the background and all that stuff.
• 1:41:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: So, but I get, I get reached out to from some of these vessels and they're like, you know, for the last couple of years, they've been on this track, we're trying to say X, Y and Z, and they had no evidence for it.
• 1:41:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: And now we've got evidence.
• 1:41:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, fine.
• 1:42:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: But you didn't before and everybody like I know that you didn't have evidence you were trying to prove something to me that you didn't have evidence for and you try to call me fake or ask or whatever for not just accepting your opinion fuck you yeah you guys are faggot so go fuck yourself yes and until there's evidence and hard evidence and and things that I've gotten wrong with AI or whatever the fuck it is dude
• 1:42:19
  [SPEAKER_08]: All I got to do is say, I didn't know about this or that or whatever, and then your audience will stay with you.
• 1:42:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, so we've reached out to Tim.
• 1:42:27
  [SPEAKER_08]: We'll see what happens there in regards to that.
• 1:42:30
  [SPEAKER_08]: But in the meantime, Doug, this is the point to show we get to the drinking bro with a week, which is someone who has inspired you or helps you become the person you are today.
• 1:42:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: Who'd you like to give a drinking bro the week to?
• 1:42:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Actually, Gary.
• 1:42:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 1:42:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:42:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because, yeah, we'll go for that one.
• 1:42:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:42:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, while watching you do what you're doing in Texas, it just reminds me that there's good people out there, even from a wild side, that people should be more retroactive of helping others.
• 1:43:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, honestly.
• 1:43:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and if you're not following at Street Guns on Instagram and Twitter do it because I know you guys have seen the crazy videos.
• 1:43:14
  [SPEAKER_08]: The California Doc was a serious video.
• 1:43:16
  [SPEAKER_08]: This one is much more brutal.
• 1:43:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, much more brutal.
• 1:43:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: It was hard to define what happened there.
• 1:43:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: I haven't even had the time to process it.
• 1:43:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm writing all the stuff right now for the documentary, the VO stuff.
• 1:43:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's going to be VO heavy.
• 1:43:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: But we, a lot of stuff happened.
• 1:43:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: We, I got sort of an argument with an ABC producer.
• 1:43:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: A cop gave me a ticket for going past a road barrier.
• 1:43:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: We lied to some police and got back into the area where can't mystic was.
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  [SPEAKER_09]: We waited through the river.
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  [SPEAKER_09]: We were looking for cadavers.
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  [SPEAKER_09]: We were, you have to poke holes through the debris piles to smell for the bodies because they're three, three, four, five, six feet deep.
• 1:44:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: It was pretty intensive.
• 1:44:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: And we covered all of it in three days.
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  [SPEAKER_09]: We didn't sleep.
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  [SPEAKER_09]: And yeah, it's surprisingly good because I'm a substance for four days.
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  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, and that's why I'm all fucking out of it because I took a bunch of morphine pills because my legs are all fucking.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, walking the whole time.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: If you want to slide those over to be as good as the big guy.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, no, I'm sure you did.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: I've got to go to Max.
• 1:44:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: You're going to get some tramital.
• 1:44:27
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I've gotten.
• 1:44:28
  [SPEAKER_08]: I've got some.
• 1:44:30
  [SPEAKER_08]: I probably have something there's something here.
• 1:44:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I have something for you.
• 1:44:33
  [SPEAKER_08]: We'll shut up this show.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: But Doug, thank you for coming out, man.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: I know you don't do not do podcasts.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: We sent you a plane ticket and said, hey man, just come out.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: We knew what you were going through.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: We did not share that with the audience who wanted you to share it on your own.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: And we just wanted to sit down and have a fun show with you.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: This was an absolute fucking blast, man, for real.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: Thank you for being here.
• 1:44:57
  [SPEAKER_08]: We greatly appreciate it.
• 1:44:59
  [SPEAKER_08]: Go to Spotify, right?
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  [SPEAKER_08]: The show of five star and leave a quick review.
• 1:45:02
  [SPEAKER_08]: Also, I don't know if we're to iTunes.
• 1:45:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: Spotify's got the back catalog.
• 1:45:06
  [SPEAKER_08]: We're uploading it.
• 1:45:07
  [SPEAKER_08]: So go there for the entire network.
• 1:45:10
  [SPEAKER_08]: Citizen crime corner, Ross Paterson Revolution, DB Sports, all that stuff is on their video wise and it is an AK.
• 1:45:18
  [SPEAKER_08]: It is absolutely beautiful.
• 1:45:20
  [SPEAKER_08]: And it's definitely not an AK.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: It seems like it has never been
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's probably ten.
• 1:45:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Really?
• 1:45:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's ten eighties.
• 1:45:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't fork it.
• 1:45:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: So when I was washing with when I was washing crime corner with my wife, it's shot and fork in and downgraded to ten eighties.
• 1:45:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's sharp.
• 1:45:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's sharp.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: It's like she was in the fucking room where to the point where she looked at me and she goes, this is almost too real.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: The only A.K.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: you're ever going to see isn't an NFL in zone.
• 1:45:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's the only place you see right now.
• 1:45:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like for real, not even movies yet.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: No, they have A.K.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: cameras.
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  [SPEAKER_04]: We don't.
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• 1:46:03
  [SPEAKER_08]: We don't.
• 1:46:05
  [SPEAKER_08]: We don't.
• 1:46:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, there's no reason to.
• 1:46:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Most people are watching the goddamn show in the cameras.
• 1:46:13
  [SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:46:19
  [SPEAKER_08]: It's too much.
• 1:46:19
  [SPEAKER_08]: Even my wife was like, Jesus Christ.
• 1:46:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: When you see the news broadcast where they're using four K, when they first switched to four K cameras before the filters came out, it was like you could see the hair growing.
• 1:46:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was very uncomfortable.
• 1:46:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: It was awful.
• 1:46:33
  [SPEAKER_08]: So even she was like, God damn, this is too much.
• 1:46:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: Very few people are attractive enough to be in four K. It's not that.
• 1:46:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: That is that.
• 1:46:40
  [SPEAKER_08]: You just don't want to see all the way in somebody's skin cells for Christ's sake.
• 1:46:45
  [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah.
• 1:46:47
  [SPEAKER_08]: But then go to iTunes, rate the show of five star and leave a quick review.
• 1:46:51
  [SPEAKER_08]: After ten thousand reviews, I'll shut the fuck up forever.
• 1:46:53
  [SPEAKER_08]: I promise this all the advertisers care about.
• 1:46:56
  [SPEAKER_08]: For Dandity, Dandity Holloway.
• 1:46:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: Doug Townsend Street Ganzo.
• 1:47:01
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm Ross Patterson.
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  [SPEAKER_08]: This is the drinking bro's podcast.
• 1:47:03
  [SPEAKER_08]: Good.
• 1:47:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: None of them.