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STIMULATED: WHATS THE MOST BRUTAL AND SAVAGE THING YOU'VE SAID TO A MAN?! · Relatables

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Speaker 1: Addie, how do you feel after a night out? The
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Speaker 1: bar's just closed. You go to the local kebab shop,
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Speaker 1: there's fifty people in line, and he asks you what
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Speaker 1: you want.
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Speaker 2: I feel like a stimulator, timulator.
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Speaker 3: Made. I'm surprised you had that memory.
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Speaker 1: That's one of the best memories of going out, even
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Speaker 1: though I don't do it anymore. It's also like fresh
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Speaker 1: air that there's normal lights. Yeah, and you're just like
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Speaker 1: looking at this meat mixed kebbab please, chicken, salad, cheese, okay, good,
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Speaker 1: garlic and barbecue.
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Speaker 2: You don't even know what you're getting. You just like,
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Speaker 2: I just want it.
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Speaker 1: And then you go and you stand on the curb
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Speaker 1: for about five minutes and you go back and you're.
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Speaker 4: Like muscle memory takes over a yeah, and he's like,
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Speaker 4: don't worries coming the amount of money they make it
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Speaker 4: two ams, insaying, oh, probably worth being open.
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Speaker 3: Hey fucking alrighty, So what are we starting with?
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Speaker 2: Ted?
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Speaker 1: Eight?
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Speaker 2: We're starting with what are we gonna call it?
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Speaker 3: My face?
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Speaker 2: When my face?
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Speaker 3: And this is a viral meme at the moment, I
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Speaker 3: think it's.
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Speaker 2: A sesame scene Sesame street.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, character, Yeah, and we're gonna have for any visual watches.
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Speaker 1: It's going to be right here. So maybe just switch
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Speaker 1: on to you know what we're talking about, yeah, and
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Speaker 1: then switch back.
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Speaker 3: To the audio.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you go back to the audita. But is
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Speaker 1: it Sesame Street or it's whatever Kermit the Frog is from.
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Speaker 1: For some reason, I feel like Kermit the Frog is
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Speaker 1: its own show.
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Speaker 3: Is that not a part of Sesame Street?
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Speaker 2: I don't think so. Oh we'll find out.
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Speaker 3: I'm sure someone let us know.
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Speaker 2: Yea in the comments, Ah John when to go first? Yeah, okay,
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Speaker 2: So we have to imagine the face of.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a frowning face for anyone who's driving
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Speaker 1: doesn't have the time to look at. It's someone that
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Speaker 1: looks like they've just been told that they It looks
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Speaker 1: like someone that thinks they got away with shitting their pants.
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Speaker 2: But someone goes I have footage of it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's actually a good one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay.
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Speaker 1: My face when I call him from a blocked number
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Speaker 1: and he answers on the first ring and addresses me
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Speaker 1: by my first name.
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Speaker 3: That's full like stalking thing.
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Speaker 1: My face when I'm getting ready for work at six
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Speaker 1: am because I was too shy to dance on TikTok
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Speaker 1: in twenty twenty. Facts, bro, dude, every single person relates
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Speaker 1: to that.
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Speaker 2: And now no one's dancing on TikTok anymore.
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Speaker 3: I know.
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Speaker 1: And they're all rich and they were all rich as fuck.
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Speaker 1: All the people that were dancing on TikTok riches. Fuck,
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Speaker 1: they have reality TV shows there. They're out here just
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Speaker 1: doing versace, runway walk some shit. They all started a
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Speaker 1: fucking podcast and now they have a lot of listeners.
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Speaker 2: We can't really talk, I mean no, but we didn't
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Speaker 2: start VA dancing.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, give a little bit of the first trap.
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Speaker 1: I remember one time, our friend Tyler Park, we were
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Speaker 1: in Queensland.
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Speaker 2: This is before we started the pod. This would have
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Speaker 2: been like a couple.
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Speaker 1: This would have been about six months before we started
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Speaker 1: the podcast.
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Speaker 2: We're in Queensland.
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Speaker 1: Some cringe video comes up on TikTok and Tyler goes,
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Speaker 1: fuck Craigs, should we just start dancing on TikTok?
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Speaker 2: And I was like, honestly, I can't. I can't at
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Speaker 2: least I have morals. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Okay, your face when your mom leaves you at the
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Speaker 1: cash register to run and grab something she forgot, and
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Speaker 1: the cash register says, So the cashier says.
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Speaker 2: That will be ninety two forty eight? Will that be
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Speaker 2: cash or card?
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Speaker 3: Oh that is relatable. I remember as a kid.
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Speaker 1: But I'm just gonna get one thing and she doesn't
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Speaker 1: even give you a chance to say no, I'll get it,
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Speaker 1: and you're like where are you going?
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Speaker 3: Moment and you're like.
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Speaker 1: The stress of it. It's used to being those days.
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Speaker 1: It still has like the conveyor belt and it's going up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't happen as much anymore.
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Speaker 1: It's when every single place had, like every single place
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Speaker 1: to check out was a cashier with the conveyor belt. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: And I want to say the stress level was of
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Speaker 1: the exact same. When your mom said stay here, I'm
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Speaker 1: going to get something I forgot.
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Speaker 2: You'd be like no, no, no, please, no. She leaves
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Speaker 2: your stressed.
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Speaker 1: But also when she goes I forgot it's something, go
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Speaker 1: get it, you'd have.
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Speaker 2: To a run up and down every like how am
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Speaker 2: I supposed to do with? Where's the tomato sauce? I know,
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Speaker 2: what the hell? I've never bought onions in my life.
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Speaker 2: Why would I need onions?
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Speaker 3: I come here to get a free chocolate mump.
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Speaker 1: My local grocery shop used to give a free cookies
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Speaker 1: from the bakery.
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Speaker 2: Second, really yes in Canada, Yes, I was gonna say,
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Speaker 2: I don't do that in Australia, right, I don't do that.
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Speaker 2: Here my face went.
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Speaker 1: You mispronounce a word in front of your mates and
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Speaker 1: you know it will be held against you for the rest.
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Speaker 2: Of your life. There's nothing more infuriating than that in
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Speaker 2: my entire life.
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Speaker 3: Look at my face right now. It's happened to me.
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Speaker 1: You ever like be in you're you're in a group
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Speaker 1: of mates and you guys are like having a little
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Speaker 1: banter session and like back and forth and everyone's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and then you think you have.
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Speaker 2: A good one, and then you stutter and everyone goes,
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Speaker 2: what was that?
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Speaker 3: But it's starting in front of your fans, mispronouncing.
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Speaker 2: A word, an argument with your missus and you start.
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Speaker 1: Yeah time, I'm just like, ah, you've won, like talking
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Speaker 1: about fighting with your missus.
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Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm going to do another one. My face.
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Speaker 1: When my girlfriend wins an argument and I can't tell
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Speaker 1: if she's actually right or just exploiting my goldfish memory facts, bro,
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Speaker 1: I can never tell if she's right or if she's
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Speaker 1: manipulating me.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, where's the line? Where's the line here? Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Oh, I guess you're right. I don't even know what
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Speaker 3: we're fighting about.
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Speaker 2: I just don't want to fight my face.
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Speaker 1: When I was training a new hire and I saw
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Speaker 1: her laying on the floor, so I nudged her with
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Speaker 1: my foot and said, yeah, me too, girl, I'm so tired.
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Speaker 1: But she was actually having a seizure. Okay, that's so
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Speaker 1: individualized that it's not relatable at all.
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Speaker 2: I'm not laughing at the seizure.
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Speaker 1: I'm not happy that the person has I'm laughing at
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Speaker 1: as I'm hitturing this little muppet guy.
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Speaker 3: I know.
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Speaker 2: What makes this funny is you picture him doing it?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, my face. When I call my mom and she
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Speaker 1: doesn't answer because she's at work.
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Speaker 2: But her job is literally just to be there for me. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: what the fuck are you doing?
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Speaker 1: Mom? You call you mum and she doesn't answer, and
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Speaker 1: then like in fifteen minutes time, you're like, is she dead?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like, why isn't she at the phone waiting?
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Speaker 3: What about this is relatable?
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Speaker 1: You call your no, your mum or your dad call
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Speaker 1: you and you miss it by literally a split second.
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Speaker 1: You call him back and then they don't pick up
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Speaker 1: and then it reply for like another hour. It's almost
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Speaker 1: like you missing the phone call has ruined your.
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Speaker 2: Relationship with them, and they're like fuck you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they threw their phone into the water
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Speaker 1: and you're like, what the hell, mum, I was literally
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Speaker 1: like a second away. That's my biggest pet petebay because
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Speaker 1: they put their phone down and then they's just they
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Speaker 1: don't even know how to put the ringer on.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what.
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Speaker 1: My face when the homeless guy asked me for cash
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Speaker 1: and I told him I didn't have any, and he
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Speaker 1: said get some.
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Speaker 2: And it says low key, he was kind of right,
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Speaker 2: that's good, that's so fair.
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Speaker 1: I don't know any can just get some homeless people
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Speaker 1: must be hating that it's going into like a contactless society.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, imagine that's the flashless world. Imagine they start
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Speaker 1: getting like those little little square, little tap machines. At
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Speaker 1: our barber, he has an app on his phone where
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Speaker 1: you can tap his phone. Yeah, you don't even have
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Speaker 1: to tap the separate thing. But people aren't going to
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Speaker 1: do that. They don't even think this guy's got technology.
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Speaker 1: He's right, I mean, I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I reckon that.
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Speaker 1: It's like a good hustle, but you don't think it's
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Speaker 1: a scam if you tap some random homeless guy's square
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Speaker 1: or yeah, what are you doing my info?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yea, and also like is it one doll? Like
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Speaker 3: a thousand? What what are you doing? It would never yeah,
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Speaker 3: I would never. I would never tap that.
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Speaker 2: I would never tap that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah we know, we know, we're card I didn't even
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Speaker 1: clock that. A okay, my face went. My best friend
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Speaker 1: sends me a funny TikTok, but I realized I sent
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Speaker 1: it to her the exact same one a week ago
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Speaker 1: and she didn't even watch it.
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Speaker 2: I'm so killed. Yeah, I am so guilty.
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Speaker 3: It's the worst feeling too. When you send it you're like,
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Speaker 3: oh shit, I haven't watched.
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Speaker 1: Their past twelve You're like, nah, they haven't, And you
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Speaker 1: stroll up to swich You're like, fuck, I'm in the wrong,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and you can't delete it.
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Speaker 2: You know, they're just gonna be like already say you that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the ultimate fuck you to your friendship.
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Speaker 2: Oh so true.
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Speaker 1: Minor like super perked mine Aunt Broadspectr minor like individual
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Speaker 1: experiences that I just thought were funny. My male eighth
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Speaker 1: grade teacher's face after I walked into class and told
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Speaker 1: him I was queaping all morning and that's why I
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Speaker 1: was late. I thought quif meant throw up and I
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Speaker 1: was sick that day. Just to confirm queathing is a
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Speaker 1: flatulence out of the vagina, a fat sound out of
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Speaker 1: a vagina, and it's not fun. Yeah, no, it just
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Speaker 1: doesn't stink. Imagine doing that. That's such a like, my mom,
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Speaker 1: don't do that to my kid. We can fuck with
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Speaker 1: our kids, maybe.
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Speaker 3: Well scar them.
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Speaker 2: Do you think that you would give your kid the
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Speaker 2: best sense of humor?
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Speaker 3: Maybe or scar them.
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Speaker 2: You do your kid, and we won't do mine. And
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Speaker 2: if you want to, Mike is going to be mad.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I think I got one more my face. When
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Speaker 1: I was nine and my sister stole my barbie, so
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Speaker 1: out of anger, I screamed, you know why you don't
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Speaker 1: look like me, It's because you're adopted and your parents
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Speaker 1: didn't want to keep your ugly ass. My mum overheard,
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Speaker 1: made us sit down for a conversation on the couch.
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Speaker 1: I was scared I was going to get in trouble
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Speaker 1: for saying us, but Instead, she looked me dead in
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Speaker 1: the eye and said, your sister's not adopted.
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Speaker 3: You are, bro.
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Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about your TikTok page.
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Speaker 2: You have a weird te talk.
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Speaker 1: I got a good TikTok like they know exactly to
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Speaker 1: come to you for that. No one else, Jake. Think
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Speaker 1: of the first word that comes to mind when I
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Speaker 1: say these next two things? Okay, bull shit? What about logan?
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Speaker 1: Paul Prime? Damn? I was hoping for brutal and savage?
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Speaker 1: This is what's the most brutal and savage thing you've
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Speaker 1: ever said to a man?
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Speaker 2: Bull and brutal?
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Speaker 3: A bull is brutal? Yeah, what do you mean?
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Speaker 1: A bull like you can write him in and they
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Speaker 1: like kill you and stuff if you're wearing red.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess what goes before brutal? To be fair? Okay,
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Speaker 2: that was good.
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Speaker 3: What do you say? Shit?
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Speaker 2: Bullshit?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 2: Good? Are you insane?
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Speaker 1: I was thinking about the actual animal bullshit? And I
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Speaker 1: was like, that's a bit like anything, because you wouldn't
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Speaker 1: say human shit.
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Speaker 3: Would you.
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Speaker 1: But I see where you came from. I see where
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Speaker 1: you come from. I'm glad, Yeah, I'm glad. What's his
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Speaker 1: titled again? What's the most brutal and savage thing you've
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Speaker 1: ever said to a man. Okay, first one is is
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Speaker 1: it in yet in brackets?
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Speaker 3: It was in?
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Speaker 2: Oh god, I couldn't hear that, dude. I could not.
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Speaker 3: You couldn't.
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Speaker 1: I feel like, pardon the pun, you're already into deep
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Speaker 1: to say that. Look, sure you felt something going and
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Speaker 1: you know it's just not big. Yeah. Yeah, but I
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Speaker 1: hate this man so much I'm gonna kill his ego,
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Speaker 1: but also still have sex with him because it's fun.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck, man, I couldn't. I've It's never happened to me.
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Speaker 1: But no, no, you know what I will say. Have
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Speaker 1: you ever had someone go like deeper and you're like this?
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Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say like like that's too much?
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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no, they
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Speaker 2: don't get a twisted very ridiculous. I don't think I've
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Speaker 2: ever heard the words that's too much. Don't act like
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Speaker 2: you have either.
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Speaker 3: I didn't say anything.
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Speaker 1: I'll leave it up to listeners to think what they think.
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Speaker 1: Oh God, what's the most brutal and savage thing you've
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Speaker 1: ever said to a man?
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Speaker 2: Even your biggest accomplishment is just proof that failure runs
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Speaker 2: in your blood. Oh holy fuck.
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Speaker 3: They took brutal and took it literally, yeah, full brutal.
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Speaker 3: We asked the fuck she delivered? He delivered.
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Speaker 1: What's the most brutal and savage thing you've ever said
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Speaker 1: to a man after having sex?
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Speaker 3: You've served your purpose?
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Speaker 1: You can leave now, Oh I'll get you an I
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Speaker 1: feel like pay for your ruber.
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Speaker 3: That is so good, all right?
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Speaker 2: Or you just say I ordered you an uber. If
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Speaker 2: I was a girl, I would be doing these things.
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Speaker 3: Hey yeah, fuck it?
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Speaker 2: Why not? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: It would be so fun too, and like make sure
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Speaker 1: the sex is good, but you just don't let him know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, like you a good time, you had
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Speaker 1: a great time, and then you just like, oh, by
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Speaker 1: the way, ubers ten minutes away, no, no, no, And
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Speaker 1: then he's going to be like, oh oh yeah, yeah
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Speaker 1: I had to go anyway, Like I had a great
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Speaker 1: time though, like we shouldn't like yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
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Speaker 1: all message. And then you say, is this going like
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Speaker 1: too far? You say, like pick up name, pick up names? Actually, Emily,
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Speaker 1: I didn't want people to know that you were here,
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Speaker 1: like you to me, to me, yeah, oh maybe not though.
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Speaker 2: You're you're trying to be me.
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Speaker 3: I didn't want you?
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Speaker 2: When he asks, it's Emily.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, what is the most brutal and savage thing
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Speaker 1: you've ever said to a man? You're more of a
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Speaker 1: girlfriend in this relationship because I swear I'm way less
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Speaker 1: dramatic than you are. No, I don't like that one.
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Speaker 1: I don't like the assumption that girls are dramatic. Oh
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Speaker 1: see yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: You know co fucking don't talk down about your own gender, girl.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 1: What's the most brutal and savage thing you've ever said
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Speaker 1: to a man? You look like you can't parallel park?
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Speaker 1: What the yours are so good?
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Speaker 2: Bro? That? Oh that hurts so bad.
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Speaker 3: I can't.
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Speaker 1: But you can't be saying that the amount of failed
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Speaker 1: attempts I've had at parallel parking. Do you know why
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Speaker 1: I have a ute? People like justify that I can't
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Speaker 1: parallel park? It looks like it's hard. It's the exact
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Speaker 1: same fair fair, he cheated, and I said, your existence
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Speaker 1: really says not everyone has a purpose in life.
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Speaker 2: Oh, your's like really hurt? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Fuck your wants a like actual brutal mina.
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Speaker 3: I can't play for me.
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Speaker 2: I know I just had brutal ones.
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Speaker 1: What's the most brutal and savage thing you've ever said
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Speaker 1: to a man? I'm not bored enough to talk to.
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Speaker 2: You right now. Ah Fu, Where.
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Speaker 1: Do I finish my series? I've got two seasons left
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Speaker 1: and then I'll hit you up A right good, that's
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Speaker 1: another I finish my series. Fuck, we're feeding everyone there.
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Speaker 1: What's the most brutal and savage thing you've ever sent
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Speaker 1: to a man? I got sent a dick pic and
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Speaker 1: I replied with, Wow, I've used tampons bigger than that.
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Speaker 3: Good word.
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Speaker 1: That's a good I've never understood. We've talked about it before.
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Speaker 1: Why man, just send dick pics?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's stupid, It's an ugly thing, and like, what
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Speaker 2: do you want back? Like nudes? What do you expect?
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Speaker 2: What's the most brutal and savage thing you've ever said
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Speaker 2: to a man?
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Speaker 3: Your mum was right about you?
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Speaker 2: What'd you say? I'd be like, tell me what she said.
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Speaker 2: He's a cheating Tell me what she.
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Speaker 3: Said he's a cheaterh.
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Speaker 2: Okay, it's my last one.
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Speaker 1: What's the most brutal and savage thing you've ever said
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Speaker 1: to a man? Told me he wasn't ready for a relationship,
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Speaker 1: So I said, Yeah, you're expiring anyway. Oh that's good,
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Speaker 1: that's savage.
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Speaker 3: That is good. You're like milk, You're only good for
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Speaker 3: a week.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Fuck, my last one is probably the best one.
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Speaker 1: Gonna mic drop after this, I'm going to claim the mic.
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Speaker 1: What's the most brutal and savage thing you've ever said
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Speaker 1: to a man?
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Speaker 3: Champ?
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Speaker 2: Stop, oh stop.
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Speaker 1: There's ammunition for everyone listening. Cham Let's get onto the
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Speaker 1: next segment.
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Speaker 2: Champ. Okay, guys, we all know growing up, growing up,
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Speaker 2: we all.
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Speaker 1: Know two people like this, or maybe we still know
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Speaker 1: two people like this, and it's two people that really
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Speaker 1: like each other, but they just do not ever admit it.
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Speaker 1: Everyone been in this relationship, Yes, us included. It gets
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Speaker 1: confused at the talking stages.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So what we're gonna call this is quote two
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Speaker 1: people that obviously like each other but won't admit it.
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Speaker 2: Yes. Number one, No, I swear. It's not like that.
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Speaker 3: I swear.
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Speaker 2: I swear. Just trust me.
17:22
Speaker 3: It's always said like that.
17:23
Speaker 2: I swear. Yeah.
17:25
Speaker 1: The amount of ours on the end, it dictates that
17:27
Speaker 1: indicates sorry that it is like that. You could say,
17:30
Speaker 1: you say you're one with mine. I swear, it's not
17:32
Speaker 1: like that.
17:33
Speaker 3: We're just friends.
17:34
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hate that one.
17:35
Speaker 3: We're just friends.
17:36
Speaker 2: We're just friends, We're just friends. No, you're fucking not.
17:39
Speaker 3: No you're not.
17:39
Speaker 2: I see the way you look at each other. Yea
17:42
Speaker 2: quote two people that obviously like each other but won't
17:44
Speaker 2: admit it. Oh my god, No, he's actually so annoying.
17:52
Speaker 3: You got the little like twang down pack day.
17:58
Speaker 1: Quote two people that obviously like each other but won't
18:01
Speaker 1: admit it. This is saying to each other, where have
18:04
Speaker 1: you been my whole life? Fuck?
18:06
Speaker 2: That is so good? Oh where have you? I just
18:10
Speaker 2: I wish I could be with someone like you.
18:13
Speaker 3: That's what you're saying.
18:14
Speaker 2: God.
18:16
Speaker 1: Quote two people that obviously like each other but won't
18:18
Speaker 1: admit it.
18:19
Speaker 2: This is what a guy would say. Just because we
18:21
Speaker 2: talk most days doesn't mean we like each other. Come on, guys,
18:24
Speaker 2: grow up.
18:26
Speaker 3: I've got one similar Yeah, we faced them every night.
18:28
Speaker 3: What of it?
18:30
Speaker 1: I did that when I was a kid with a
18:32
Speaker 1: girl and we said we were best friends and I
18:35
Speaker 1: had the biggest crush.
18:36
Speaker 3: How do you think I came up with that?
18:37
Speaker 2: One?
18:38
Speaker 3: Was thinking about you.
18:42
Speaker 2: Quote two people that obviously like each other but won't
18:46
Speaker 2: admit it. What am I not allowed to have friends. Now.
18:50
Speaker 1: That is a classic one liner that should be on
18:53
Speaker 1: a shirt, that should be on.
18:56
Speaker 3: Quote.
18:57
Speaker 1: Two people that obviously like each other and won't admit it.
19:00
Speaker 1: They have the best banter.
19:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just try and claim that they just have
19:04
Speaker 2: good banter.
19:05
Speaker 3: They're the best banter.
19:06
Speaker 1: You like him, they've good pillow talk to her. Quote
19:14
Speaker 1: Two people that obviously like each other but won't admit it.
19:16
Speaker 1: No way, don't like them.
19:18
Speaker 2: Besides, they aren't even into me anyway.
19:20
Speaker 1: Oh, they don't even into me anyway. Always deflect, Always deflect.
19:25
Speaker 1: Deflecting shows so much about a person. Okay, this is
19:30
Speaker 1: my last one. Can you ask me?
19:32
Speaker 2: That's right? So what's so and so doing tonight?
19:40
Speaker 3: Why am I supposed to know?
19:42
Speaker 2: Fuck, that's a good one. Why are you asking me
19:44
Speaker 2: like i'd know?
19:45
Speaker 1: Yeah?
19:45
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you guys were. What's the assumption I
19:49
Speaker 2: thought you guys were.
19:50
Speaker 3: What's the assumption we faced.
19:51
Speaker 2: Up every night? You guys always thought I thought you were.
19:53
Speaker 3: She has the best banter. But we're just friends. Really,
19:56
Speaker 3: Stop trying to label.
19:57
Speaker 5: Us, Stop trying to label. Oh that's a good one. Okay,
20:07
Speaker 5: I'm done.
20:08
Speaker 3: I'm done. Alrighty that was stimulated guys, we love it.
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Speaker 3: It's a good laugh. As always there