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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Jeff Pearlman, Worst Trend in Sports, Tony's All-Time Top 10 NBA List Returns! · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, yo, coming to you alive from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Folly and Tony Foolsco. Show Yo, Yo, as
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  Speaker 1: always Bolly Foolsco. Here with Tony Foolsco and Tony. You know,
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  Speaker 1: before we get into the show, you know, usually on
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  Speaker 1: most sports shows, you know, the other ones that are terrible,
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  Speaker 1: they give you what's called bantom right here, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they go on and on they say, oh,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing, how's your weekend? How's your grandma? Nobody
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  Speaker 1: cares we on this show. We get straight into business,
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  Speaker 1: don't we don it? Yeah, we respect your time, yep.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the reason why, you know, we've been in
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  Speaker 1: this business twenty two years while we have so many fans.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, on the subject to someone who has
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  Speaker 1: no fans, our guest last week, Joy Taylor terror. She
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  Speaker 1: was certainly not a Joy, was she, Tony? She should
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  Speaker 1: be named Agony Taylor because that's what it was like
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  Speaker 1: for us. Yeah, And well, I wish we could say
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  Speaker 1: we're bringing on a better guest this week, but you know, unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's going to be the case, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: because we're gonna have on the show a quote unquote
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  Speaker 1: highly successful author, this guy, Jeff Paulman. He's written books
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  Speaker 1: on the eighties, Mets, nineties, Cowboys, all these other blah
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  Speaker 1: blah blah whatever. Anyway, here's my problem with him and
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  Speaker 1: his whole field. And this is what I'm gonna bring
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  Speaker 1: up with him. You know, people, this is gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a little inside baseball. But the worst thing to happen
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  Speaker 1: to the sports media business in the last fifty years
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  Speaker 1: is long form. You know what long form is, Tony, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like to call it wrong form. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: It's you know, you get to these pages on you know,
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  Speaker 1: ESPN dot com. You click a link to read an article,
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  Speaker 1: you scroll down, you keep scrolling, scrolling. It's like, uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: either dead Sea scrolls, You're scrolling so much. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Grant Land the Ringer, Yeah, fifty thousand words on the
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  Speaker 1: Minnesota Twins. Nobody cares, no, Puckett yourself, Yeah, exactly. And
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  Speaker 1: this this guy Proman We're gonna have on. He's like
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  Speaker 1: Bill Simmons times a thousand, the longest of the long form,
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  Speaker 1: the wrongest of the wrong form, exactly. You know, his
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  Speaker 1: books are like, you know, five billion pages long. Who
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  Speaker 1: has the time? Yeah? And even if you did, why
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  Speaker 1: would you want to spend it that way? Anyway, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask him those questions. And you know we're also
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  Speaker 1: going to give him some ideas for better books, aren't we, Tony. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we got a lot of good ideas. Millions. We probably
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't give him a white Tony, at least not for free.
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  Speaker 1: We'll probably have to work at a deal of someone
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  Speaker 1: with them. But you know where we are masters of
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  Speaker 1: short form. No banter, No, how's your weekend? So on
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  Speaker 1: that note, let's get straight into a top story. All right,
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  Speaker 1: top story this week? Easy call. Lebron James just absolutely
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  Speaker 1: terrible without Anthony Davis was injured, and uh, you know
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  Speaker 1: he's people compel Lebron and Tom Brady. Yeah, he's like
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady and that he needs to surround himself with
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  Speaker 1: talent to cover for his lack of it. Right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's now exposed, he is. And you know we did
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  Speaker 1: this list last year. You probably heard about it. It It
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  Speaker 1: was a huge digital sensation, millions of lists. We did
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  Speaker 1: a top ten all time NBA players list without Lebron,
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  Speaker 1: just to show you that Lebron is not a top
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  Speaker 1: ten all time player. Well, Tony, he did all the research.
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  Speaker 1: It was his list, and now he's updated his list
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  Speaker 1: to reflect the latest changes in the NBA. And hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do it again. We're gonna play the hits,
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  Speaker 1: as they say in the business. So here we go
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  Speaker 1: Tony's top ten all time NBA players. Take it away,
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  Speaker 1: coming in at number ten. One of the greatest centers
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  Speaker 1: of all time, Superman himself, Dwight Howard. All you have
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  Speaker 1: to do is look at the effect he's had on
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  Speaker 1: this sixes the first place six is this year. And oh,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, what did he do last year for
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  Speaker 1: Lebron and the Lakers help him win a title? He
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  Speaker 1: was the key to that Lake is running. And also,
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  Speaker 1: let's not forget he's also the greatest blocker in NBA history,
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  Speaker 1: and now he's gonna block Lebron from winning another title.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go, great choice, Tony, Thank you. Number
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  Speaker 1: nine Spudweb the Nighties six Slam Dunk Champion, Atlanta Hall
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  Speaker 1: five ft six. Nobody ever in history of basketball did
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  Speaker 1: what he did for being five ft six. Absolutely, you
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  Speaker 1: think of all your great short people of all time,
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  Speaker 1: he's right up there with Michael J. Fox. Yeah, maybe two.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I have him just above Gary Coldman as well.
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  Speaker 1: Moving right along number eight. You know he fell a
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  Speaker 1: few spots from last year. Michael Jordan's Yeah, he's good,
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  Speaker 1: but you know what else he's good at? Quitting? This
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  Speaker 1: guy quit two times on the Chicago Bulls. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know about you, but just on that alone, he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: get into my top five for being acquitter. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta think of it, Tony, when you put it
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  Speaker 1: that way, if you were working a company and this
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  Speaker 1: guy quit twice, you wouldn't make him employee of the year.
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  Speaker 1: You'd fire, is asked, yep. Number seven Sean Kemp. Now
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  Speaker 1: all you have to do is look at his stats
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  Speaker 1: and and be a jam. And nobody had more power
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  Speaker 1: on their dunks than Sean Kemp. And need I remind
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  Speaker 1: our audience when he got on fire unstoppable. There you go, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing I can even add to that pure magic. There
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  Speaker 1: good number six, LaMelo Ball And again I have to
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  Speaker 1: remind the audience. In an all time list, it's not
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  Speaker 1: just about what you did in the past, but it's
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  Speaker 1: also about what you did in the future. You know,
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  Speaker 1: what you have to do is extenuate the information that
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  Speaker 1: you have into the years to come absolutely, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: based on what we've seen this year, you gotta give
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  Speaker 1: LaMelo ball at least six rings, seven rings. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: book it, it's done. Yeah, coming in that number five,
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  Speaker 1: big shot Bob, Robert Ory, you know, and our list.
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  Speaker 1: You've gotta count titles, and so how can you have
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  Speaker 1: Jordan's higher than Ory? You can't, can't. Jordan's got six
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  Speaker 1: or he's got seven. Just learned to count and you'll
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  Speaker 1: see he's clearly in the goat conversation. Robert Ory. Coming
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  Speaker 1: in that number four, Anthony Davis. You know, all you
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  Speaker 1: have to do is look at the Lakers with Anthony
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  Speaker 1: Davis championship, and then look at them without him. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Davis is holding together the team kind of the
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  Speaker 1: way his hair holds together as eyebrows. Yeah, absolutely, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Number three Scottie Pippen. You know, look at Lebron without
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  Speaker 1: a d then you have to so based on that,
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  Speaker 1: m J wouldn't have been anything without Pipping. In fact, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: one of my great disappointments was when I turned in
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  Speaker 1: to see the Last Dance and it was all about Jordan's.
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  Speaker 1: They focused on the wrong guy solutely. Number two Ben
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  Speaker 1: Simmons and Joe LMB. You could have separate these two
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  Speaker 1: on the court, so it just didn't seem right to
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  Speaker 1: separate them on my top ten list. Yep, these two,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you gotta believe they're gonna win at least
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  Speaker 1: eight championships by our projections, and you know they should
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  Speaker 1: have been number one on the list, Tony, But uh
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  Speaker 1: as always the number one NBA basketball player of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Dr J. Julius Irving for the nine consecutive time he
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  Speaker 1: invented the dunk, and therefore he single handedly is responsible
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  Speaker 1: for Michael Jordan's entire career and also every other basketball
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  Speaker 1: player's entire career. And need I mentioned too during this
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  Speaker 1: time of COVID and pandemic, doctors just don't get enough
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  Speaker 1: credit these days, and this doctor deserves all of it,
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  Speaker 1: Poulie Well said, Tony Well said, you know, and you
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  Speaker 1: have to look at it when you put it in
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  Speaker 1: that perspective. They didn't have COVID back in the seventies
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  Speaker 1: or RADI, so you need you have to wonder if
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  Speaker 1: Dr j was there stopping it all along. Uh, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: another great job with this list. You know, I would
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  Speaker 1: love to discuss it more. But I see our guest
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  Speaker 1: coming on the line, so let's bring him on the
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  Speaker 1: Fusco Satellite Network satellite al right, our guest Theories a
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  Speaker 1: New York Times best selling author several times over a right.
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  Speaker 1: You know, some have called him one of the greatest
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  Speaker 1: sports writers of his generation. Oh but you know, those
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  Speaker 1: people clearly have a lot of time and patience on
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  Speaker 1: their hands. Anyway, his latest book, Three Ring Circus, that's
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  Speaker 1: about the Lakers, Shaq, Kobe, Phil you know the story.
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  Speaker 1: And this next book is about bo Jackson, and I
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  Speaker 1: guess that's do out whenever he finishes it. Anyway, Jeff Berlman,
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  Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Welcome, thank you, it's good to
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  Speaker 1: be here. You know, we usually do prep for our guests.
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  Speaker 1: But honestly, it would take way too long to read
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  Speaker 1: one of your books. I mean, you know, we looked
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  Speaker 1: for cliff notes. Unfortunately they don't exist because I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you know your books aren't that popular enough.
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  Speaker 1: But I want to know this. It would take me
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  Speaker 1: a year at least to slog my way through any
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  Speaker 1: of your books. How long does it take you to
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  Speaker 1: write one of these things? Wait? So your your producer
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  Speaker 1: did not mention this, but you didn't. You're having on
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  Speaker 1: your show and you actually didn't read the book. Oh oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, King of the Universe. We can't take
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  Speaker 1: our time out to go through your whole biogue. This
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  Speaker 1: is why we bring you on. You tell us, you
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  Speaker 1: tell us about you. That's what called being a guest. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we look for the cliff notes. You know, we saw
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  Speaker 1: a white Fang, Call of the Wild. We didn't see
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  Speaker 1: any of your books. So even like, because most of
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  Speaker 1: these books come with a like a pamphlet that explains
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  Speaker 1: the book and kind of breaks down some so you
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  Speaker 1: didn't read any of that. Just to be clear, you
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  Speaker 1: didn't read any of that. Well, maybe you should have
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  Speaker 1: sent us that tire a better publicist. All right, it's
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  Speaker 1: a fair point. What was your question? The question is,
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  Speaker 1: and I can see why it takes you so long
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  Speaker 1: to get words out. How long does it take you
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  Speaker 1: to write a book? Uh? Usually about two and a
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  Speaker 1: half years, two years, and you you just sit there,
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  Speaker 1: you sit there at your computer. I mean that's what
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  Speaker 1: you do. You do a lot of research. So you
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: sit there in your research and you go places and
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: the interview people and you dig deep into a subject
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  Speaker 1: something clearly you would not be able to do well. Frankly,
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  Speaker 1: I feel sorry for you. You're wasting your time doing that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know you ind of the post a
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  Speaker 1: child for long form here. I mean, don't you agree
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  Speaker 1: this long form crap is out of control? I mean,
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: who wants to read, you know, fifty thou words on
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: the Minnesota Twins. I sure as hell don't. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even want to read a tweet about the Minnesota Twins. Um.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: I don't really want to read a tweet about the
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  Speaker 1: Minnesota Twins either. But I mean, I know you guys
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  Speaker 1: are filly guys, Like what if I wrote a book
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  Speaker 1: about like the history of Ronda Worski and the Eagles.
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  Speaker 1: Oh see, now you're thinking that's good. Yeah, now you're
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  Speaker 1: on the right track at least. Yeah, you see, we
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  Speaker 1: we sparked something in you because you know, look, look,
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: you know we're businessmen here, and we know when you
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: got the invite to be on this show, you are
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  Speaker 1: very excited. You got this chance to reach on millions
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  Speaker 1: of listeners here. So go ahead, We'll give you a chance.
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  Speaker 1: Tell them what's the best book in your estimation that
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  Speaker 1: you wrote? You know, the one you think everyone should read.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead. I wrote a book about Walker Payton called
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  Speaker 1: Sweetness and you know, about the legendary Chicago very running back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I could just YouTube highlights of Walter Payton just
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  Speaker 1: as good. Why shouldn't Tony just YouTube highlights of Walter
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  Speaker 1: Payton instead of, you know, wasting his time with your book?
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: What's in it for him? I actually think in the
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: case of Tony, youtubing clips would probably be best. The
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  Speaker 1: book has more than ten pages, so I just you know,
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  Speaker 1: learned to write fast, to learn to be more economical
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  Speaker 1: with your words. All right, look, let's turn it around here.
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  Speaker 1: As a public service, we have to ask you tell
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  Speaker 1: you tell the audience what's the worst book, the worst
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  Speaker 1: book you wrote, you know, the one that's really come on,
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  Speaker 1: a total waste of money and time? Tell us I
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: wrote a book. I wrote a book about Roger Clemens
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  Speaker 1: that I think twelve people read. And you can go
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: on eBay right now, that's a website and you can
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  Speaker 1: get it for about a nickel. So if you go
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: to eBay at eBay dot com and put down a nickel,
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  Speaker 1: you can probably get a copy of my Roger Clement's book.
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  Speaker 1: It did not do well. Well. That leads to a
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  Speaker 1: follow up question. You know, why did you waste your
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  Speaker 1: time with Clemens? I mean, Tony tone you could you
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  Speaker 1: could do the Clemens story as a tweet. Couldn't come on? Yeah? Ready,
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  Speaker 1: here you go. Played for the Red Sox, Yankees, Astrods,
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  Speaker 1: Blue Jays, did juice not in the Hall of Fame? Done?
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  Speaker 1: Kept it under you go. We just did you a favorite.
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  Speaker 1: That's better. I think we both made about the same
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  Speaker 1: amount of money working on that book, so that worked out.
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  Speaker 1: Good lesson for you. You know, I also wanted to
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  Speaker 1: ask you. You wrote a book on the USFL, the
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  Speaker 1: failed Football League. You know you do realize that league
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  Speaker 1: folded in the nineteen eighties. Don't you think it's a
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  Speaker 1: little late for a book like that to come out? Well?
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: You guys are I mean, I'm looking at you and
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: you're wearing an Egos jerseys jersey of a guy who
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: hasn't been on the Egos in fifteen years, twenty years,
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  Speaker 1: So don't you think it's okay to write about people
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  Speaker 1: who like We just talked about the Jaworski book, Or
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'll do a Jaworski in a Harold Carmichael book.
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  Speaker 1: If I did those books, they haven't played for the
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  Speaker 1: egos for thirty years. You'd still read the book. No
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  Speaker 1: millions of alleged yeah, millions of people who would be
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  Speaker 1: lining up for that book. They'd all know you could.
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  Speaker 1: The line would be forming right now that you just
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  Speaker 1: announced it on our show. Ye see, it's all coming
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  Speaker 1: together here. You know, we're sparking ideas for you, and
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: you know, just on that note, I think we're onto
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: something he had Tony because it seems like we're helping
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: you pick topics. So what we're gonna do is we're
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: gonna give you some, as they called in the Business Book, proposals. Okay,
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: now i'll give you tell you in advance. These are
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: all home run ideas. So if you do choose, you know,
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: to accept any of them and decide to run with them,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: you know, we'll just have to ask that you'll pay
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: us seventy of whatever you free money over here. I
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: was gonna pay, but seventies fine, all right, it's eighty good. Alright,
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: here we go. So here, first proposal? Get ready for this?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: All right? First, wait, hold on, let me focus. Okay,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: I can sense a little sock. Wait until you hear this,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: then you'll see he was one of the great home
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  Speaker 1: run hitter of all time, the nineteen eighties World Series winner.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's in the Hall of Fame, Phillies legend, Mike Schmidt.
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  Speaker 1: Tony tell him the title greatness, the Mike Schmidt story. There,
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  Speaker 1: you got let me ask you this. Besides the fact
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: that he hit a lot of home runs and had
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: a pretty cool mustache, what exactly is it interesting about
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Mike Schmidt? That is? That's a great right there? How
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: many home runs have you hit zero, especially in buck form, none?
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pass alright, alright, yeah, alright, you know, fair enough.
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  Speaker 1: We give you the first point of refusal there, but
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: let's let's go to this next one. He was one
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  Speaker 1: of the great pitchers of all time, our World Series
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  Speaker 1: winning in ninety seven. Then and now he's in the
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  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame, Phillies legend. Steve Tony hit him with
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: the title Excellence. That Steve Carlton story sango two million
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  Speaker 1: copies right there. Okay, so here's the thing. I think
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  Speaker 1: the title is just freaking awesome. I do. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna lie. I gotta say, just being honest as a
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  Speaker 1: Jewish guy Steve Carton. I think he believes that there's
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: a there's a Elders of Zion, twelve Jews who want
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  Speaker 1: to take over the world. And while I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: he's completely wrong, I would feel I don't know how
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: my mom would feel about me writing that book, so
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  Speaker 1: I gotta pass. But the title is fucking brilliant. Well,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: you know, Q and On is very popular these days.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: You can plug into that audience. You know, we know
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people in it, so you know that's
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: probably could be at the Capitol handing out copies of
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  Speaker 1: the book. There you go, good point Tonty. All right,
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  Speaker 1: that made him a little uncomfortable, so let's move on.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I'm living this. I'm taking notes. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking notes. Yep, yeah, thank you. He was one
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  Speaker 1: of the great pinch hitters of all time, a World
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  Speaker 1: Series champion in two thousand eight, and the all time
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  Speaker 1: record hold of the pinshit hole runs with twenty three.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Mr Clutch himself Philly's legend Matt Stairs. Tony hit him
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  Speaker 1: with the title Perfection the Matt Stairs Story. I I'm
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: starting to think you guys are working with me. What
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  Speaker 1: oginally thought I would not do that. But no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no. If there's one person you're you just sucked
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: yourself because guess what our last pitch was gonna be.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: We were gonna let you write our autobiography. It was
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: gonna be called Flawless the Polly and Tony Foods Go Story.
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  Speaker 1: But your story is called off the shop this ship
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna call your book two assholes. Hang up
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• 20:45
  Speaker 1: this several times. You say extenuate when I think you
• 20:49
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