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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome back in. It is going to be
- 0:22Speaker 2: a Rhode Island and Atlanta day. Joining me is Emily
- 0:26Speaker 2: dteresis Emily. I had my colonoscopy, so I just want
- 0:33Speaker 2: to welcome you into that. It went great. Listen, I
- 0:37Speaker 2: had a poll up. Now it's gone. You know, I
- 0:39Speaker 2: feel good. Everybody out there, get your colonoscopies if you're
- 0:42Speaker 2: of age, and you know, keep up, keep.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Keep up, or let it out, keep it out, keep it.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Out, you know, get it, get in there, get out
- 0:53Speaker 2: of there. The prep not so fun, not so fun,
- 0:56Speaker 2: not gonna lie, but you know what you go through it,
- 0:58Speaker 2: you come out the other end.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Literally.
- 1:02Speaker 2: And that being said, we don't need to go any
- 1:05Speaker 2: more into it. But I had a great time eating
- 1:08Speaker 2: food afterwards. And that's that.
- 1:10Speaker 1: That sounds amazing, What an amazing day. A couple days.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Well, if anybody was wondering where I was on a Monday,
- 1:20Speaker 2: that's where I was.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:22Speaker 2: So thanks so much for your well wishes those of
- 1:25Speaker 2: you were checking in on me. Really appreciate it, appreciate
- 1:28Speaker 2: your kindness and your support, and I appreciate that this
- 1:32Speaker 2: actual SoundBite came up on Rhode Island this week. I knew,
- 1:37Speaker 2: I love this show. It really aligns with my life
- 1:40Speaker 2: right now, you know what, with all the affairs that
- 1:43Speaker 2: are going on and in and around Santa Clarita and
- 1:46Speaker 2: all the friends that I have. I kid, I.
- 1:49Speaker 1: Kid, I was like, go ahead, go ahead with it.
- 1:56Speaker 2: I actually didn't mean to hit that.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Anyway.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Before we get into Rhode Island, we're going to start
- 2:03Speaker 2: off with a little Atlanta welcome. Thank you, m You're welcome,
- 2:12Speaker 2: you bimbo.
- 2:14Speaker 1: We have a new Ninny Leaks, my friend ky Michelle.
- 2:17Speaker 1: She comes in so hot with a phrase that I'm
- 2:21Speaker 1: just like, oh my god.
- 2:23Speaker 2: A new Niinny Leaks. Now hot pocket. She's just killing
- 2:27Speaker 2: it with the hot pocket. What are some ones?
- 2:30Speaker 1: There was no malfunction in my hot pocket. It was
- 2:32Speaker 1: one of my ass and you have them in your titties. Yes, please,
- 2:39Speaker 1: I like that.
- 2:40Speaker 2: She straight up the second that she sat down with
- 2:43Speaker 2: Porsche at that lunch, she was like, I did not
- 2:46Speaker 2: like like. There There were no niceties, thank you nothing,
- 2:52Speaker 2: there were no lities, there's no bullshit. She just sat
- 2:54Speaker 2: down and she said, no, I did not like what
- 2:56Speaker 2: you said, which, by the way Porsche just I mean,
- 3:00Speaker 2: does she just lost all tacked or is she just
- 3:02Speaker 2: doing it for the show where she's just being so rude.
- 3:07Speaker 1: Okay, here's what I think happened. I think that Cay
- 3:11Speaker 1: Michelle did tell Porsche. I think they must have had
- 3:15Speaker 1: maybe one phone call or one exchange that Porscha did
- 3:20Speaker 1: not pay attention.
- 3:20Speaker 2: To, absolutely did not pay attention to, for sure, And
- 3:25Speaker 2: Porscha thought.
- 3:26Speaker 1: She was paying attention and wasn't. So I really think
- 3:30Speaker 1: that that is what is so hurtful to Cay Michelle,
- 3:34Speaker 1: and that maybe hasn't registered with Cay Michelle yet.
- 3:37Speaker 3: But has It's the fact, Yeah, it was the fact
- 3:40Speaker 3: that that you don't listen. Yeah, I mean I'd be like,
- 3:44Speaker 3: we literally had this conversation about my surgery and you
- 3:49Speaker 3: were like, oh yeah, so now why are we recreating
- 3:52Speaker 3: this as if we didn't talk about this and as
- 3:55Speaker 3: if you didn't know what I was talking about. That's
- 3:58Speaker 3: where I'm like, I think Porsche she's phoning it in
- 4:02Speaker 3: in the sense that she's like, oh, I can do this.
- 4:04Speaker 3: I just show up, yeah, new girl, this and that
- 4:07Speaker 3: and the other thing, blah blah blah, I've got this.
- 4:09Speaker 2: She doesn't have it. She has got to focus up.
- 4:12Speaker 2: She really needs to start listening and be present in
- 4:16Speaker 2: the moment, and I don't know if she's going to
- 4:18Speaker 2: get there. But also to flippantly, flippantly say to Kay
- 4:23Speaker 2: Michelle when she says, I was sitting there and all
- 4:27Speaker 2: of a sudden, I'm sitting in like all this water,
- 4:30Speaker 2: and for portion to be like, oh, miscarriage.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Yeah, well I mean she said, yeah, little more.
- 4:38Speaker 2: See I friendly a little bit more flippant. Actually she
- 4:42Speaker 2: she I said it in She was a throwaway comment,
- 4:46Speaker 2: you know. And they were in public and it was loud.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Well, they were in a private room, which I was like,
- 4:54Speaker 1: please always just film this scruple ladies in this room,
- 4:58Speaker 1: like getting the her nails done right, right, right shit.
- 5:03Speaker 1: But then cut to that lunch with Pinky and Ky.
- 5:06Speaker 1: Michelle was like and Cynthia, and I was like, please
- 5:08Speaker 1: always just film these three together with Cynthia's head on
- 5:11Speaker 1: a swivel.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Cynthia, But I'm sure she didn't mean it like that.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Oh that doesn't sound like her, doesn't.
- 5:20Speaker 1: It does. I think with Porsche, though, I thought that
- 5:22Speaker 1: she had a genuine apology that I don't think Cay
- 5:25Speaker 1: Michelle took.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Se Michelle does not know the getting an apology from
- 5:31Speaker 2: Porscha is like a space shuttle landing in the ocean.
- 5:34Speaker 2: It's very rare. It happens almost never, So.
- 5:38Speaker 1: It happens when she means it because she has done it,
- 5:42Speaker 1: and when she does it, it's real, like she gets
- 5:46Speaker 1: I think she had happened with smil last season, but
- 5:49Speaker 1: obviously it didn't.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Porsche was also like, I'm so sorry if that made
- 5:54Speaker 2: you feel a certain way. It certainly even wasn't a
- 5:56Speaker 2: real apology. It was still a Housewives apology. However, yes,
- 6:00Speaker 2: it was light. I believed it. And the difference is
- 6:03Speaker 2: is that Porscha really respected Cay Michelle because she came
- 6:07Speaker 2: in with no bullshit. That's what Porscha likes. She's like,
- 6:10Speaker 2: I don't like that you ran around talking to this
- 6:12Speaker 2: person and that person. And then came Michelle's like, oh no,
- 6:15Speaker 2: I did. I was all over Twitter calling you bimbo.
- 6:19Speaker 2: Oh that was for me, that was for you, yes.
- 6:24Speaker 1: And she admitted it into talking to like everybody she
- 6:29Speaker 1: was talking and thinking about.
- 6:32Speaker 2: It because they were like, oh no, it's well. They
- 6:34Speaker 2: were horrified, but they were also like, oh, it's fine.
- 6:38Speaker 2: It's fine. She didn't mean that. She didn't mean it
- 6:40Speaker 2: like that, Cynthia, she didn't mean it like that. When
- 6:42Speaker 2: she said miscarriage, she meant you probably had some sort
- 6:46Speaker 2: of medical emergency. That's what she meant. Well, find out
- 6:49Speaker 2: it wasn't the Brazilian butt lift, but it was the silicone.
- 6:53Speaker 2: So it was like the silicone that was keeping up
- 6:56Speaker 2: the was it upkeep of the Brazilian butt lift? Is
- 6:59Speaker 2: that what we're looking at?
- 7:00Speaker 1: When you get it, you're lifted up, there's like you're
- 7:03Speaker 1: lifted and you can have implants.
- 7:07Speaker 2: It basically isn't the implants. It was the injections.
- 7:11Speaker 1: The implants are the silicone.
- 7:13Speaker 2: How come she said it wasn't the Brazilian butt lift,
- 7:15Speaker 2: It was the silicone that I got.
- 7:17Speaker 1: I don't know what she's talking about. I think maybe
- 7:19Speaker 1: she's talking about it wasn't an issue with a lift
- 7:23Speaker 1: because of the vein that's usually the problem with the
- 7:26Speaker 1: Brazilian butt lift is the main vein that runs up
- 7:29Speaker 1: the back of your leg. So whatever that is, and
- 7:32Speaker 1: so mm hmm, but there's so many complications with that surgery.
- 7:38Speaker 2: And but yeah, that silicone caused some infections so bad.
- 7:43Speaker 2: But she getting glam in the hospital is a real
- 7:48Speaker 2: move for a housewife or real one. That's good.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Then Phasia in full glam. The reminder that she was
- 7:55Speaker 1: in full glam her entire labor.
- 7:57Speaker 2: Everybody knows that no one wants natural look. They want
- 8:01Speaker 2: a natural makeup look. Also, wait, came Michelle being like,
- 8:06Speaker 2: what's wrong with Phaedra? Why does she laugh all the time?
- 8:11Speaker 1: I was like, I, you know, I was so glad
- 8:13Speaker 1: that she said that because I kept thinking, like, Phaedra
- 8:17Speaker 1: has not left the Trader's castle. She is fully trying
- 8:21Speaker 1: to like play it like the Trader's on here, where
- 8:24Speaker 1: she's just like laughing and just staying out of shit
- 8:28Speaker 1: until she gets kind of poked.
- 8:31Speaker 2: She's just like always at breakfast, she's like where's the salmon,
- 8:35Speaker 2: She's like, who's coming through the door.
- 8:37Speaker 1: Oh, And like maybe that's just how she operates now
- 8:45Speaker 1: because being neutral is easy.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah, she's been lame her. I think it's
- 8:52Speaker 2: fine for her to do that. We know what we're
- 8:54Speaker 2: getting with Phaedra. We're okay with her just sitting back
- 8:57Speaker 2: and just giving us that everybody knows and these nice
- 9:01Speaker 2: lines here and there.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
- 9:04Speaker 2: I'm fine love it too, I'm okay with it.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and then Pinky saying she what the bodies
- 9:12Speaker 1: at the more?
- 9:14Speaker 2: Oh my, that was next level these gals in this episode,
- 9:21Speaker 2: Like between the what Porscha said and then Pinky whoa,
- 9:26Speaker 2: we really went there and we really went there. I
- 9:29Speaker 2: mean that's like, is that how low you go when
- 9:32Speaker 2: you're a vegan and you want to insult people who
- 9:34Speaker 2: eat meat?
- 9:36Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 9:36Speaker 2: If you, Pinky said, yeah, you do.
- 9:39Speaker 1: She's not just a vegan. She's got this insane business
- 9:42Speaker 1: that you're trying to keep afloat that's fully resting on
- 9:46Speaker 1: her being a vegan. And then you got Porsche running
- 9:48Speaker 1: around saying her business is a fraud because she eats meat.
- 9:52Speaker 1: Like That's when I was like, oh, I get why
- 9:55Speaker 1: she's just mad about that.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, yes, I'm trying to think of a correlation.
- 9:59Speaker 2: But there I've been many where, you know, housewives or
- 10:03Speaker 2: Bravo personalities hang their hat on a brand, and if
- 10:08Speaker 2: you take that away, what do you have left? Think about? Well,
- 10:12Speaker 2: Kyle cook Over on Summerhouse, we all know he has
- 10:14Speaker 2: a drinking problem and he has an alcoholic brand. What
- 10:18Speaker 2: are you going to do? What are you gonna do
- 10:19Speaker 2: when you get sober, and I hope you do, but
- 10:21Speaker 2: like it's a problem.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Yeah, but for Pinky it made so much sense. And
- 10:27Speaker 1: everybody knows Pasia is gonna like talk to people, and
- 10:30Speaker 1: people are going to listen to Phaedra. I mean, it's
- 10:32Speaker 1: a huge liability.
- 10:33Speaker 2: It is. I don't like that. We were talking about
- 10:36Speaker 2: this last week where we were like, even though even
- 10:40Speaker 2: Porsha said, say what you want about Kelly and we've
- 10:43Speaker 2: had our differences, but she knows how to make chicken
- 10:45Speaker 2: and waffles and she gave it to her. Everybody is
- 10:48Speaker 2: very supportive about that, and you were like, we haven't
- 10:51Speaker 2: seen that a long time, which is nice. But then
- 10:53Speaker 2: we've got everybody knows coming in from her confessional Phasia
- 10:58Speaker 2: is only doing Confessionals. That's I'm like, is she showing
- 11:01Speaker 2: up at these events because I don't remember all your
- 11:03Speaker 2: remembers just seeing her in Confessionals.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Yeah, she's also the new Lisa vander Pomp. She's just
- 11:09Speaker 1: like producing from the Confessionals. And then eventually we'll get
- 11:12Speaker 1: Phadrius Villa. Actually, I would watch Padri's villa. Patrio's villa,
- 11:16Speaker 1: no way, that's amazing. Patri's villa Oh my god, that's
- 11:22Speaker 1: so good.
- 11:25Speaker 2: Drew and Black going out making it like what it
- 11:31Speaker 2: is these flowers? They're for me for what? You're just
- 11:34Speaker 2: a friend, You're just a friend. What are these flowers?
- 11:37Speaker 2: These flowers for me for what? Because we're just friends.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Oh my god, get away from him, run Drew, Ryn,
- 11:45Speaker 1: thank you. Because also when he's like, I have gifts
- 11:48Speaker 1: for your kids, I'm like, what are we doing?
- 11:51Speaker 2: No, we can't be doing this. We can't be doing this.
- 11:55Speaker 2: I also like, I got a judge, you know I do.
- 12:00Speaker 2: But like that scene of her daughter like on the
- 12:03Speaker 2: bed crying broke my heart. And I know that a
- 12:06Speaker 2: lot of working parents feel that way. It's terrible. But
- 12:10Speaker 2: I see that and then I'm like, she's out with Black.
- 12:12Speaker 2: But I'm like, that is part of the job. So
- 12:14Speaker 2: I'm like, how do you. I'm trying to reconcile it
- 12:17Speaker 2: in my head. But then I'm like, don't waste time
- 12:18Speaker 2: with him, go home to your daughter, shoot something else.
- 12:22Speaker 2: But it's part of I guess it's part of what's
- 12:24Speaker 2: going on in her life. I don't know. I just
- 12:26Speaker 2: feel back to her daughter.
- 12:27Speaker 1: And then that bad then, But at the same time,
- 12:30Speaker 1: in fairness to Drew. It might have been Ralph's night
- 12:32Speaker 1: and she was out with black, like, I don't know
- 12:34Speaker 1: what I do.
- 12:36Speaker 2: It's always going to be Ralph's night because guess what
- 12:38Speaker 2: he got the custody, which is so awful. I hate that. Yeah,
- 12:44Speaker 2: I mean we talked about that last week. We read
- 12:45Speaker 2: the article where it was like that the kids are
- 12:47Speaker 2: missing school on her watch. That's all it took.
- 12:51Speaker 1: It's not going to be permanent.
- 12:53Speaker 2: I'm sure it is. It's temporary. It's temporary.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Yeah, so she just will have to, you know, go
- 13:00Speaker 1: through those paces. But you see, like I think it's
- 13:02Speaker 1: gonna be very hard for her kids.
- 13:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I mean when you see her daughter
- 13:08Speaker 2: on the bed, like, oh god, it's the worst. It's
- 13:13Speaker 2: absolutely the worst. It's the worst.
- 13:16Speaker 1: And clearly doesn't want a film. Her older son does
- 13:20Speaker 1: not want a film, and I'm like, don't make him film?
- 13:23Speaker 1: What are we doing?
- 13:24Speaker 2: I know that's the thing. You got to drop it
- 13:27Speaker 2: and drop it with Drew or go back to drop
- 13:32Speaker 2: it with Drew. That was my favorite part about Drew
- 13:35Speaker 2: was drop it with Drew. And now she's like acting
- 13:39Speaker 2: pays the bills. So there you go. Because I know
- 13:43Speaker 2: we saw the film run last week. I mean we
- 13:46Speaker 2: saw the premiere of it, which was fun, and.
- 13:50Speaker 1: Now we're seeing the film Rum with Samia Rum and Granada.
- 13:57Speaker 2: They don't grow peaches in Granada, so how are we
- 14:00Speaker 2: gonna make those work?
- 14:02Speaker 1: I don't know? But Gerald Gerald, watching Gerald have that
- 14:09Speaker 1: like that bloom meeting. Yeah, when he was like grilling them,
- 14:14Speaker 1: like he was like the sharks on Shark Tank.
- 14:16Speaker 2: Yes, Gerald, Oh, Gerald, love you.
- 14:20Speaker 1: And then he was crickets as soon as SIMI is
- 14:23Speaker 1: like so remember that Rum company, I move forward with it,
- 14:27Speaker 1: and it's like, what the fuck?
- 14:30Speaker 2: I don't know what she's trying to do here except
- 14:33Speaker 2: for just lean into the real housewives. You know steps
- 14:39Speaker 2: what you do when you become a real housewife. You
- 14:42Speaker 2: have your glow up, you have your single, you have
- 14:46Speaker 2: your liquor brand, and what else do we do? We
- 14:51Speaker 2: whatever the scandal is, yeah, scandal and divorce, but like
- 14:56Speaker 2: it's not. She's already so stinking rich she doesn't need
- 14:59Speaker 2: to doing it, so it's just like play money for her.
- 15:03Speaker 2: And anyway, is she really calling it rumbum because that's hilarious.
- 15:08Speaker 2: I like it. I think so, I like it. I'm
- 15:11Speaker 2: not like thee I like the name. I like the name.
- 15:14Speaker 2: It's so simple.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel bad for the whole situation because I
- 15:19Speaker 1: don't think it's gonna be good. But we'll see.
- 15:22Speaker 2: You's not gonna work. It's gonna fail. I'm so sorry.
- 15:26Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, but it's Look, we're getting our ram
- 15:29Speaker 2: at Costco.
- 15:30Speaker 1: I'm going to Costco, you know what I mean?
- 15:32Speaker 2: Like, we're not we're not buying Housewives liquor these days.
- 15:36Speaker 2: We're just not.
- 15:37Speaker 1: No, that's the thing, like that, that is it. People
- 15:40Speaker 1: are not buying liquor like they used to and buying.
- 15:43Speaker 2: We gloomy coddrama. Get your thirty percent off, Y'all's.
- 15:48Speaker 1: When she put that price point at just thirty dollars.
- 15:51Speaker 1: That's on there, and like one of these bottles is
- 15:54Speaker 1: probably not going to be less than seventy dollars right
- 15:57Speaker 1: when we get down to it. And I'm not buying that.
- 16:02Speaker 2: You heard it, you guys?
- 16:03Speaker 1: How am I doing? Not buying that? I don't care
- 16:06Speaker 1: what the gag is, I'm not buying it.
- 16:08Speaker 2: I love the name and I'll buy the T shirt. Rumbum,
- 16:11Speaker 2: what'd you say?
- 16:12Speaker 1: What do you what? Do you need a lot of
- 16:13Speaker 1: money behind me? On various Housewives brands, all of them
- 16:18Speaker 1: probably cost like less than twenty dollars because I am
- 16:21Speaker 1: the masses, not the classes.
- 16:24Speaker 2: I am the classes, not the wearing glasses. Now that
- 16:30Speaker 2: was back in the day too, Emily. I mean, that
- 16:32Speaker 2: was when things were really jumping off with the liquor brands.
- 16:36Speaker 2: It was a new thing. You've got your vander pump Rose, yeah,
- 16:42Speaker 2: whatever else, my Heather Shamps Champs or whatever, and my
- 16:48Speaker 2: skinny girl, skinny girl an rip.
- 16:52Speaker 1: I had a Romina Romona pino. You had a.
- 16:57Speaker 2: I had?
- 16:58Speaker 1: I threw it away. Friend of the padjaes Sa schedul
- 17:01Speaker 1: Is like you hear the Ramota peanut, but whey are
- 17:03Speaker 1: you crazy? And I was like there'll be war.
- 17:06Speaker 2: I know, I thought there would be more too. I
- 17:08Speaker 2: gave away the Pino Greggio. I have the Pino noir. Still,
- 17:15Speaker 2: I thought, I.
- 17:17Speaker 1: Did you bring that bottle over? Oh? No, Amy, you
- 17:21Speaker 1: we had the Colette together here?
- 17:23Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, I remember that. Okay, yeah, anyway, oh
- 17:29Speaker 2: my god, anyway, yes, no one's doing liquor. So if
- 17:32Speaker 2: she's planning, like, okay, they can't. They don't grow peaches
- 17:36Speaker 2: in Grenada. But are you planning on making it in
- 17:40Speaker 2: Grenada and then shipping it to the US.
- 17:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:43Speaker 2: So, and why can't you grow peaches there? Seems like
- 17:47Speaker 2: they'd have good weather for that.
- 17:49Speaker 1: I mean, but then you've got to like, what are
- 17:51Speaker 1: you gonna make a peach orchard?
- 17:53Speaker 2: Like?
- 17:53Speaker 1: What are we doing?
- 17:54Speaker 2: It sounds like Gerald's got to ask these questions.
- 17:58Speaker 1: I Yeah, they've it's just flavoring too. So I'm just like,
- 18:02Speaker 1: are they not going to tell us? They're not going.
- 18:04Speaker 2: To if you infuse that shin and it's going to
- 18:07Speaker 2: be like run of the mill.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Yeah, rum of the mill, the syrup mill, rum of
- 18:16Speaker 1: the mill.
- 18:18Speaker 2: But like when she was on a walk with Gerald,
- 18:20Speaker 2: She's like, I gotta I mean, I got to bring
- 18:22Speaker 2: in that h back money, right right, right right right.
- 18:27Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know what you want for me? Yeah, sure, yeah.
- 18:32Speaker 1: I want to watch him on he should go on
- 18:35Speaker 1: Shark Tank. I want to watch him.
- 18:36Speaker 2: He's very smiles. I want to watch him. I want
- 18:39Speaker 2: my husband to work for him, because my husband works
- 18:41Speaker 2: for an h back company right now? Oh yeah, so
- 18:46Speaker 2: I want Brett to open and well I shouldn't say
- 18:49Speaker 2: that against this. I don't want to be a competitor
- 18:52Speaker 2: against his company now never mind. Anyway, Brett works for
- 18:55Speaker 2: an amazing h back company. If you're interested, shout out
- 18:59Speaker 2: to me. Yeah, AnyWho, I want.
- 19:01Speaker 1: Jerald to go to Rhode Island and negotiate Alicia's payout
- 19:07Speaker 1: from her fiance Billy. That's what I want Jerald to do.
- 19:10Speaker 2: Jerald can do anything. Yeah, no, shit, let's get more
- 19:15Speaker 2: cameras on Jerald after that zoom. Like at the end
- 19:17Speaker 2: of the zoom, she was so deflated. She's like, okay, bye,
- 19:21Speaker 2: like she hung up. I'm like, wow, that's how you
- 19:24Speaker 2: sign off at a business meeting. But she's like I
- 19:27Speaker 2: had to fly to Granada and be like, I love rum.
- 19:30Speaker 2: We're gonna do this.
- 19:32Speaker 1: I mean, no, don't do this, Smia, don't do it.
- 19:37Speaker 2: You don't need this for your storyline.
- 19:40Speaker 1: No. And I think she really believes in a product launch.
- 19:45Speaker 1: This is just not the launch. I think she's fully
- 19:48Speaker 1: able to do something. This isn't it because I don't know.
- 19:53Speaker 1: Even when we were all drinking like crazy, yeah who,
- 19:57Speaker 1: there weren't many rum drinkers.
- 20:00Speaker 2: It's not a lot of rum drinkers except someone in
- 20:02Speaker 2: the Housewives universe always drinks that Malibu rum. Is it
- 20:06Speaker 2: like someone from Salt Lake City. Is it Brittany or oh, yeah,
- 20:09Speaker 2: you know I'm talking about Yeah, maybe it's Orange County,
- 20:12Speaker 2: but oh you know who it is. It's jen On,
- 20:14Speaker 2: Orange County. That is such an Orange County thing.
- 20:19Speaker 1: I was gonna say, if you're gonna drink rum, you're
- 20:21Speaker 1: probably drinking Malibu. Like you probably have your rum. You're
- 20:24Speaker 1: not going to switch RUMs.
- 20:25Speaker 2: You're not gonna switch RUMs at this point.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 20:28Speaker 2: I mean even Gerald doesn't drink rum.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he drinks whiskey. I feel like I feel
- 20:35Speaker 1: like that's it. Like with whiskey, there's I feel like
- 20:38Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like with whiskey you kind
- 20:41Speaker 1: of switch it up. But I think because rum is like,
- 20:45Speaker 1: you're gonna get sick a lot of times when you
- 20:47Speaker 1: switch it up. Yeah, you don't switch it up.
- 20:49Speaker 2: You don't switch it up. I just pivoted my chair
- 20:52Speaker 2: so you all can see my darling little snowshoe cat
- 20:57Speaker 2: loafing behind me in a little loaf. She's a little loaf.
- 21:02Speaker 1: Are you a littleaf?
- 21:03Speaker 2: Are you a little loaf? Yes?
- 21:05Speaker 1: She's a yes, Amy, Amy, Yes, yes, Amy, you're correct,
- 21:11Speaker 1: she is a loaf.
- 21:12Speaker 2: Hello, ma'am, are you a loaf. That's how I talked
- 21:14Speaker 2: to my cat. Good day lady, AnyWho who loves cats,
- 21:22Speaker 2: come on Angela. She's emotional. She is emotional. Yeah, you
- 21:28Speaker 2: know she lost her mom so quickly. That was so
- 21:32Speaker 2: fast and so jarring for us because we just met
- 21:34Speaker 2: her mom, and like, it was horrible. That was horrible
- 21:37Speaker 2: for her.
- 21:38Speaker 1: I didn't know that she died.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Yes you did, Yes, you did. You just forgot. No,
- 21:42Speaker 2: we talked about it, Okay, I forgot you did?
- 21:45Speaker 1: Then?
- 21:46Speaker 2: Yeah, is this. I will tell you what you remember
- 21:49Speaker 2: and what you forgot. That's perfect, thank you, and you
- 21:53Speaker 2: will do the same for me.
- 21:56Speaker 1: I did forget. But I also feel like I didn't
- 22:00Speaker 1: realize that Angela lost those properties either. I didn't remember
- 22:04Speaker 1: any how.
- 22:05Speaker 2: Dare you make that transition funny? How dare you well?
- 22:09Speaker 1: She lumped it all together, which was very I thought
- 22:16Speaker 1: it was smart.
- 22:17Speaker 2: No, it is. You're right, Yeah, but when you presented it,
- 22:20Speaker 2: it came out funny. That's all I'm saying. Oh so, yeah,
- 22:26Speaker 2: the two million dollar loss those three properties. Yeah, and
- 22:30Speaker 2: then to see it be like, and this is what
- 22:33Speaker 2: the people want. They want, this want Those fucking editors
- 22:36Speaker 2: and camera people with that broke down porch and showing.
- 22:41Speaker 2: I mean, how dare you she is selling real estate?
- 22:44Speaker 2: Can you please support her? How dare you be a
- 22:48Speaker 2: shady little editor housewife?
- 22:52Speaker 1: Well, I mean she brought them there. It wasn't ready
- 22:56Speaker 1: to be seen yet.
- 22:57Speaker 2: I'm surprised no one. There wasn't a slip and fall,
- 23:00Speaker 2: and there's no lawsuit. She's probably gonna get sued.
- 23:03Speaker 1: Well, and I did think like, oh, yeah, with a
- 23:05Speaker 1: little help, this house is gonna be great. I just
- 23:09Speaker 1: was like, why would she bring them here now unless
- 23:12Speaker 1: I guess.
- 23:13Speaker 2: Or and also like it did Yeah, Okay, she closed
- 23:18Speaker 2: on it, and I thought that that's what she said.
- 23:23Speaker 2: I thought she closed on it or was she just
- 23:26Speaker 2: saying I want to close on it? Okay, I'm so sorry.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I totally thought she already closed on it. No, she
- 23:32Speaker 2: wants to fix it up, and you know, maybe, oh
- 23:35Speaker 2: that's right, she's going to do one more flip. Yeah
- 23:38Speaker 2: that's right.
- 23:39Speaker 1: And I watched watch What Happens and I didn't get
- 23:42Speaker 1: an update on that house. If I if they, I
- 23:46Speaker 1: don't think she said it. I don't think she said
- 23:48Speaker 1: what happened? Oh geez, So maybe it comes. Maybe it's
- 23:53Speaker 1: throughout the season we find out.
- 23:56Speaker 2: Wow, I mean, you know you don't want to spoil
- 23:58Speaker 2: something that big. I mean.
- 24:02Speaker 1: I think she should have a bit that's the season
- 24:04Speaker 1: should end in an open house at that house.
- 24:07Speaker 2: I'm just dying, yeah, dying to know what happens, dying
- 24:12Speaker 2: to know the finale party is at that house. The
- 24:20Speaker 2: new steps, So we flip this house? Oh would you do?
- 24:25Speaker 2: We did new steps and a new mailbox and doorbell
- 24:30Speaker 2: and tire removal.
- 24:32Speaker 1: You got that tire out of the backyard.
- 24:40Speaker 2: Oh man. I want what's best for her, But you
- 24:42Speaker 2: can't make stupid business toices like that. You can't buy
- 24:45Speaker 2: up three properties that are over like that are that
- 24:49Speaker 2: expensive and then think that you're going to offload them
- 24:52Speaker 2: so quickly.
- 24:53Speaker 1: No, well, everything's a stupid business decision until it makes
- 24:57Speaker 1: a lot of money.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Talk to Pinky, how dare you insult me on my
- 25:03Speaker 2: own podcast? With my cat that is now sitting up.
- 25:07Speaker 2: She's gonna scratch your eyes out. She's gonna scratch your
- 25:11Speaker 2: eyes out. Mother. I mean, I do agree with you
- 25:14Speaker 2: that you know, you take risks with a business, But
- 25:20Speaker 2: if you are somewhat new to real estate, do you
- 25:25Speaker 2: think it's smart to take on three almost million dollar
- 25:28Speaker 2: properties to sell them and flip them at the same time.
- 25:32Speaker 1: Emily, Yeah, I don't know, because you don't.
- 25:36Speaker 2: Oh, she had to get her.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Real estate license, so I had always just assumed she
- 25:40Speaker 1: was also a real ator at some point, and then
- 25:43Speaker 1: now she was kind of breaking off on her own right.
- 25:45Speaker 2: Right, So so the question still remains, Yes, it's smart, Wow.
- 25:52Speaker 1: Your cigarette brilliant and get it's so fucking smarting me.
- 26:02Speaker 2: Now, I'm not saying it's a Pinky situation, very different.
- 26:06Speaker 2: I know that she got she wanted to do fourteen restaurants,
- 26:11Speaker 2: and I know that that like they built up, maybe
- 26:14Speaker 2: they expanded too quickly, But I'm not saying it's like
- 26:17Speaker 2: that at all, because it seemed like Pinky had all
- 26:21Speaker 2: the reason to do that because they were doing so well. Yeah, so,
- 26:27Speaker 2: now what do you think about this bankruptcy? And she's
- 26:29Speaker 2: not telling Derek, I don't believe it. He knows. I'm sorry,
- 26:33Speaker 2: he's got to know. There's no way.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Well, I think she's on a fact finding mission first,
- 26:38Speaker 1: and I don't even know if she knows what she
- 26:40Speaker 1: at this point that we're seeing, if she knows what
- 26:43Speaker 1: she's doing, because all of that happened pretty recently in
- 26:48Speaker 1: real life, so maybe she wasn't sure and maybe like
- 26:53Speaker 1: when she could get her head around it after she
- 26:55Speaker 1: talked to like lawyers, maybe I could see her not
- 26:58Speaker 1: saying anything. Also, because he's got his own thing. I
- 27:02Speaker 1: think she wanted to know what it would be as
- 27:05Speaker 1: it related to him before she actually talked to him.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Got it.
- 27:11Speaker 2: I think he knows, and they're pretending that she's not
- 27:16Speaker 2: telling him because I think that they're like maybe at
- 27:20Speaker 2: the beginning she actually didn't tell him she was considering
- 27:23Speaker 2: bankruptcy and did keep that from him, but now but
- 27:29Speaker 2: then eventually did tell him, So I think they're like
- 27:31Speaker 2: re enacting what maybe happened earlier. I just can't see
- 27:35Speaker 2: her not being that honest with him. I get she's like,
- 27:38Speaker 2: it's not his problem. I don't want him to take
- 27:40Speaker 2: this on, But that scene was so strange that it
- 27:43Speaker 2: looked like he's like, what can I do to help?
- 27:46Speaker 4: It's like, oh, well, that's what that's curious to me,
- 27:49Speaker 4: Like if he has the means, then why wouldn't she
- 27:54Speaker 4: and why wouldn't they even if it's like I'm now
- 27:58Speaker 4: starting this LLC, if your company can do loan my
- 28:02Speaker 4: company money and there's some kind of pay, like a
- 28:07Speaker 4: contract over this, and like, yeah, we move forward that way.
- 28:10Speaker 1: So I guess, like I don't quite understand the not
- 28:15Speaker 1: wanting the help if it's available pride.
- 28:18Speaker 2: I think maybe it's just a matter of pride. She
- 28:20Speaker 2: doesn't want like a handout from her husband. And also
- 28:23Speaker 2: I think too, you know, doing business between you and
- 28:27Speaker 2: your partner is very tricky and can ruin relationships, So
- 28:31Speaker 2: I also can understand why she doesn't want to involve him. Yeah,
- 28:35Speaker 2: that's true, but I could see it going either way.
- 28:37Speaker 2: But I just feel like this is being reenacted. It
- 28:40Speaker 2: seems so real to me, but it also seems a
- 28:42Speaker 2: little bit reenacting, which I don't like because I just
- 28:45Speaker 2: don't buy it that they're at this restaurant and he's like,
- 28:48Speaker 2: you know, I just feel like, you know, if there's trouble,
- 28:50Speaker 2: I should know, and is there anything you want to
- 28:52Speaker 2: tell me? And she's like, nope, you know.
- 28:57Speaker 1: We all know.
- 28:58Speaker 2: You know, we all know anyway, But now I do.
- 29:04Speaker 2: I do love seeing Pinky be so transparent about her
- 29:09Speaker 2: business and the weight of the world is on her shoulders.
- 29:13Speaker 2: I understood what she was saying as like being a
- 29:15Speaker 2: black entrepreneur, and she's like, I cannot fail. So many
- 29:18Speaker 2: people are looking to me. And I get that. I
- 29:20Speaker 2: understand what she's saying, and I hate that she feels
- 29:23Speaker 2: that extra weight, and I want so badly for her
- 29:28Speaker 2: to build back up again, and I think she will.
- 29:30Speaker 2: She's already.
- 29:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope she does too.
- 29:35Speaker 4: M h.
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- 37:22Speaker 1: Riving just surviving?
- 37:24Speaker 2: Were heving? Ever? Robbing?
- 37:27Speaker 1: Now?
- 37:34Speaker 2: Well, guys, Dolores and Dolores, I'm sorry, Liz and Liz. Sorry,
- 37:40Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't I don't know. Finally, we get
- 37:44Speaker 2: a Dolores scene. Last week we barely saw her. You
- 37:48Speaker 2: get a up close and personal scene at Lizz with
- 37:53Speaker 2: a dozen bananas in a bowl.
- 37:55Speaker 1: I yep. They can't send a man to do a
- 38:06Speaker 1: woman's jab a wow.
- 38:09Speaker 2: All right, this whole episode just popping off on men,
- 38:15Speaker 2: like this island is teeming with bad men, This island
- 38:23Speaker 2: is deeming with affairs, This island is wrought with issues
- 38:28Speaker 2: of sleeping around.
- 38:30Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I don't want to pin it
- 38:32Speaker 1: all on the men. I think that the ladies have
- 38:35Speaker 1: a good time too.
- 38:36Speaker 2: Seems let's go.
- 38:38Speaker 1: It seems everybody once the party starts, the party, you
- 38:44Speaker 1: don't know if you're gonna go down to the sea
- 38:45Speaker 1: walling up.
- 38:47Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, No, you don't know. I mean, you don't
- 38:50Speaker 2: know if Dino's going to show up or he's gonna
- 38:53Speaker 2: show out?
- 38:54Speaker 1: I mean did he was what Kelsey was laying out
- 38:57Speaker 1: there like Dino's stoctor.
- 38:59Speaker 2: That's what it sounded like. Yeah, And I'm like this
- 39:02Speaker 2: sounds like a real problem.
- 39:05Speaker 1: Yeah, well on watch what happens. Alicia talked about that.
- 39:08Speaker 1: She also talked about hitting the woman, which was hilarious. Yeah.
- 39:12Speaker 2: I actually did see that. I did. I saw it. Yeah,
- 39:16Speaker 2: that the woman was trying to run away and she's like,
- 39:19Speaker 2: come back here, you just you just smashed in my windshield.
- 39:24Speaker 2: And he's like what you wait wait what She's like, yes,
- 39:27Speaker 2: you wanted to run away and be done with it.
- 39:29Speaker 2: And I was like, you're gonna have a head injury.
- 39:32Speaker 2: Get in the car. I had to run after and
- 39:34Speaker 2: I was like, come here.
- 39:37Speaker 1: By the way, I have it on good authority that
- 39:41Speaker 1: you are incorrect about what Okay? Last week I tried
- 39:46Speaker 1: to about Alicia last week. I was like, Amy, she
- 39:49Speaker 1: looks just like Carol Radswell and you were like, no,
- 39:53Speaker 1: she doesn't.
- 39:53Speaker 2: I don't see it at all. What are you talking about?
- 39:56Speaker 1: Are you druck on bum rum? And I was like Amy, no, please,
- 40:01Speaker 1: And then Twoopy ran out of the room. It got
- 40:05Speaker 1: kind of ugly, but I want to say, like, you're wrong,
- 40:08Speaker 1: she looks like Carol Radswell.
- 40:10Speaker 2: Oh, I'll bless you, bless you. No, do you really
- 40:14Speaker 2: think she does? Now?
- 40:16Speaker 1: I can't unsee it. Oh, it's like, oh.
- 40:19Speaker 2: My god, I can't believe Emily's eating her words. Do
- 40:23Speaker 2: you know how she dragged my ass when I said
- 40:26Speaker 2: this was after the first episode and I hadn't seen
- 40:29Speaker 2: one thing out there in the world. To me on
- 40:32Speaker 2: my own, I was like, boy, she looks like Carol Radswell.
- 40:34Speaker 2: So I says to Emily, says, do you think she
- 40:38Speaker 2: looks a little like Carol Radzville. I was like, no,
- 40:41Speaker 2: she goes, I mean you would think that I insulted
- 40:44Speaker 2: her RIGATONI by the way she responded to me. She
- 40:48Speaker 2: even said something to the degree she says to me,
- 40:51Speaker 2: she says, if you put a gun to my head
- 40:55Speaker 2: and said pick someone in the housewife cast of the
- 40:59Speaker 2: Real House lives a Rhode Island that has to look
- 41:03Speaker 2: remotely like Carol radziwell maybe I would say that. I
- 41:09Speaker 2: was like Jesus Christ.
- 41:12Speaker 1: And then what happened. I put a gun to my
- 41:14Speaker 1: own head and I said, tell me who ah, we
- 41:19Speaker 1: ended the show early, as we do when I get
- 41:22Speaker 1: a little firearms.
- 41:24Speaker 2: She needed a Snickers, you guys, she just needed She's
- 41:26Speaker 2: just hungry. But she does right. I mean, like the
- 41:29Speaker 2: cheekbones and the whole thing. Yeah, it's wild. She is
- 41:32Speaker 2: such a fucking star. I love her, I love, love
- 41:37Speaker 2: love her. She's my favorite.
- 41:39Speaker 1: I think she really continues because she said it last night.
- 41:42Speaker 1: She continues to say Jane's Fonda and she's gotten know
- 41:46Speaker 1: by now, but she's still delivering it.
- 41:49Speaker 2: Well, she won't. I mean they're telling her like, that's
- 41:51Speaker 2: funny when you said that. Can you say that again?
- 41:53Speaker 2: She's like, all right, I love Jane's Fonda, say it
- 41:57Speaker 2: one more time. I have no problem. I'm saying that
- 42:01Speaker 2: jane'spondas what I love. I love it kracks.
- 42:06Speaker 1: To Kelsey, though Andy asked her about it, and she
- 42:09Speaker 1: said she had no idea until she watched that scene
- 42:14Speaker 1: what it was with Dino in terms of how he
- 42:16Speaker 1: acted with her, and she was really shocked. Lena in
- 42:20Speaker 1: a what the fuck I would have had she felt
- 42:24Speaker 1: bad for Kelsey kind of way. So I thought that
- 42:27Speaker 1: was really interesting.
- 42:28Speaker 2: Who felt bad for Kelsey?
- 42:29Speaker 1: Alicia because she didn't realize how bad Dino was until
- 42:35Speaker 1: she watched that scene with her and Liz and Andy asked
- 42:38Speaker 1: her about it, and she's like, I had no idea.
- 42:40Speaker 2: Oh I see, yeah, yeah, you know Alisha and Kat
- 42:47Speaker 2: I'm sorry Alicia and Rosie though going at it, like
- 42:51Speaker 2: we saw that side to Alicia that she's talked about.
- 42:54Speaker 2: She talked about having that anger, she talked to you know,
- 42:57Speaker 2: it was in the family, you know, from that baker
- 43:00Speaker 2: that a grandfather run had, you know, all the way
- 43:02Speaker 2: down through a father. It's probably what it is. And
- 43:04Speaker 2: then we get like, you twisted my words, you fucking troll.
- 43:09Speaker 2: Welcome to Rhode Island, bitch, this is how we roll.
- 43:13Speaker 2: And then I was like, wait, where is Rosie from?
- 43:16Speaker 2: Where did she come from? Is she not from Rhode Island?
- 43:17Speaker 2: That kind of threw me off, But I can't keep
- 43:19Speaker 2: up at this point, We'll just say she's not from there.
- 43:21Speaker 1: I guess I no, I'm pretty sure she's from Rhode
- 43:25Speaker 1: Island because didn't she.
- 43:28Speaker 2: Like have the wait it does it does? We can't.
- 43:33Speaker 2: We cannot start trying to figure it out, Emily. We
- 43:37Speaker 2: will get lost in the sauce. And by sauce, I
- 43:39Speaker 2: mean what the fuck with these pizza crisps or whatever
- 43:42Speaker 2: the pizza what's what are they called at the.
- 43:45Speaker 1: Beach pizza chips?
- 43:46Speaker 2: Pizza chips? I'm sorry, and I love Italian stuff, but
- 43:50Speaker 2: that looked disgusting. I do not want a sauce on
- 43:54Speaker 2: like bread like that. And how is that like a
- 43:57Speaker 2: to go thing? I mean kick in the sand and
- 44:01Speaker 2: that thing is covered inside like all of it? What
- 44:05Speaker 2: that looks so gross?
- 44:07Speaker 1: See to me, it looks like tomato pie like when
- 44:09Speaker 1: it's just like the wait, do you like breadsticks? And Marinera?
- 44:13Speaker 2: Not really, I don't like the Marinera like on its own.
- 44:17Speaker 2: I'm not a huge marina person. I needed to have meat.
- 44:20Speaker 2: I can't do it alone like I needed to have
- 44:22Speaker 2: meat or or cheese.
- 44:25Speaker 1: I will crack open a jar Marinera and grab a
- 44:27Speaker 1: spoon and.
- 44:29Speaker 2: Good for you.
- 44:30Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm attracted. Show's Marinera is so good.
- 44:34Speaker 2: Don't get me, don't get a twisted. I respect it,
- 44:39Speaker 2: but I don't I'm not interested. Also, Mike my Bish
- 44:44Speaker 2: graphic designer posted over on the Patreon chat about those
- 44:50Speaker 2: pizza chips. You know, and because he's like he lives
- 44:55Speaker 2: in Massachusetts, he's from Rhode Island, and my god, I've
- 44:58Speaker 2: talked to him already about the show, and he knows
- 45:02Speaker 2: everywhere these ladies are going. He knows the backdrops.
- 45:05Speaker 1: He rail explorers.
- 45:07Speaker 2: I haven't duked about rail explorers. Rail explorers, Okay, But
- 45:18Speaker 2: so Mike posted a picture on the Patreon chat he said,
- 45:20Speaker 2: I'm confused if these women are from Rhode Island. They
- 45:23Speaker 2: all know damn well what a party pizza strip is.
- 45:27Speaker 2: They are a staple on any party table or picnic.
- 45:31Speaker 2: These quote end quote pizza chips are nothing but a
- 45:36Speaker 2: cheater brand. Oh, he said some fighting words.
- 45:43Speaker 1: So I thought Alicia was saying that the pizza chips
- 45:46Speaker 1: are something that was from the family bakery back in
- 45:49Speaker 1: the day.
- 45:50Speaker 2: Yeah, she was.
- 45:51Speaker 1: And so maybe that's what they call. To Mike's point,
- 45:55Speaker 1: they are a cheater brand, because the real thing is
- 45:57Speaker 1: is the strips, and that bakery is like, we're gonna do.
- 46:00Speaker 2: Chips, and they're like big pieces of like flatbread basically.
- 46:06Speaker 1: Yeah, And maybe her grandfather's dying wish was like, please,
- 46:09Speaker 1: whatever you do, make pizza chips a thing.
- 46:15Speaker 2: No problem, we'll do it for you. It's so like
- 46:17Speaker 2: dead pant Spanish teacher, Spanish teacher. I mean, I like
- 46:23Speaker 2: my Spanish teacher. She was right, I love I love
- 46:30Speaker 2: my Spanish teacher. Yeah, that was some tea, right, all right?
- 46:35Speaker 2: Who's who the hell husband was that? Who the hell Billy?
- 46:39Speaker 1: Who's Brian?
- 46:41Speaker 2: Brian? Not Gary or Jerry or Billy or Okay, Alicia,
- 46:47Speaker 2: Alicia said that Brian cheated on his first wife with
- 46:52Speaker 2: Spanish teacher. Yeah, got it? Okay, you know to have
- 46:55Speaker 2: that just be dropped in in the middle of like
- 46:58Speaker 2: a very busy beach by the way, very busy beach, very.
- 47:05Speaker 1: Busy, but letting you know that I spilled water on
- 47:10Speaker 1: my shirt.
- 47:11Speaker 2: I didn't see it. I was looking at my Patreon.
- 47:15Speaker 2: This is what the Tier two is for. You know,
- 47:18Speaker 2: you want elite, go to elite, you know, top tier. Look,
- 47:24Speaker 2: what are you gonna do. You're gonna see a cat
- 47:25Speaker 2: loafing in the background.
- 47:27Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna see water drying on my sweatshirt. Yeah.
- 47:30Speaker 2: And you're not seeing me doing shots of vodka. That's that.
- 47:35Speaker 2: And you might even see pictures of my klenoscopy. I'm kidding.
- 47:39Speaker 1: I will show this.
- 47:41Speaker 2: Oh, I got some hot picks of that thing. It's disgusting.
- 47:45Speaker 2: Pocket my pocket, I don't even know I was. I
- 47:52Speaker 2: got a compliment that I had done a very good
- 47:55Speaker 2: job with my prep. They were able to see everything, which,
- 47:58Speaker 2: by the way, I was. I was lying there waiting
- 48:02Speaker 2: to be rolled in, you know, and I overheard two
- 48:07Speaker 2: times a doctor say to two other patients that they
- 48:13Speaker 2: couldn't see in. They're calling and they had to come
- 48:17Speaker 2: back and do it again.
- 48:19Speaker 1: I don't know you should be hearing those conversations. Eh,
- 48:24Speaker 1: I'm now thinking that made hip a violation.
- 48:29Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not going to tell you the last
- 48:31Speaker 2: four of their socias, but I'm going to tell.
- 48:33Speaker 1: You how about their names. Let's your names?
- 48:36Speaker 2: I heard them. I heard them because like you got
- 48:38Speaker 2: to say, like what's your name? What are you here for?
- 48:44Speaker 2: You know, like that type of thing. But like that's fine,
- 48:48Speaker 2: it's all good, man, Like it was it was four
- 48:52Speaker 2: twenty man yesterday when we were all there.
- 48:54Speaker 1: Man, I love that You're like it's fine because they
- 48:58Speaker 1: weren't like Amy Phillips, you didn't clean it out.
- 49:02Speaker 2: I was like, they were like Amy Phillips gold Star.
- 49:06Speaker 1: They were like.
- 49:09Speaker 2: That's what the doctor said, you can your colon is gorgeous,
- 49:12Speaker 2: God is gorgeous. No, but can you imagine doing that
- 49:18Speaker 2: work and not doing the prep well, going through all
- 49:22Speaker 2: of that, and they're like, I couldn't see do it again.
- 49:26Speaker 2: Do your prep well, guys, follow it to a t
- 49:28Speaker 2: or else you're gonna get screwed.
- 49:31Speaker 1: And Amy's gonna start mentioning names on the air.
- 49:34Speaker 2: I will so Alicia having that moment where she was
- 49:46Speaker 2: like we all walk on eggshells around. Liz was scared
- 49:49Speaker 2: of a you know, that's how it is. And then
- 49:52Speaker 2: Rosie's like, tell everybody what you said. Tell the whole
- 49:56Speaker 2: world what you said about Liz Alisha, And she's like,
- 50:01Speaker 2: I didn't say that.
- 50:02Speaker 1: You thirsty bitch. You flipped.
- 50:08Speaker 2: You flipped. That was crazy, crazy.
- 50:12Speaker 1: Honestly, I appreciated that Rosie was producing in that moment
- 50:17Speaker 1: at the same because you know that a producer pulled
- 50:20Speaker 1: her aside and said, are you going to like talk
- 50:22Speaker 1: about what was said at the beach that day? You
- 50:25Speaker 1: right to talk about it? And then the other beach, Yeah,
- 50:28Speaker 1: the other beach not real Explorer's Day, Yeah, right, Ashley
- 50:33Speaker 1: beach day that no one liked. I was like, this
- 50:35Speaker 1: place is great. I know, I agree, And then I
- 50:40Speaker 1: think at the same time, I was like get her
- 50:43Speaker 1: Alicia because this is like so shoehorned in and I
- 50:48Speaker 1: feel so thirsty. Yes, so I got both of their points.
- 50:53Speaker 2: I know me too, Emily, because I'm like, well, you know,
- 50:57Speaker 2: Alicia came out looking like the better one, but at
- 51:00Speaker 2: the same time, she wouldn't have.
- 51:01Speaker 1: She got set up.
- 51:02Speaker 2: You know, she was thrown the ball and she hit
- 51:04Speaker 2: it out of the park, but like, yeah, you know.
- 51:08Speaker 2: And she also had a great moment in this episode
- 51:10Speaker 2: when she did the role play with her husband Billy
- 51:14Speaker 2: and wanting to like get more involved with Pizza Mama,
- 51:17Speaker 2: and she's She's like, I wanna, you know, do more
- 51:21Speaker 2: than laundry and without getting a dollar back with Pizza Mama,
- 51:25Speaker 2: it's making me feel like I'm not worth anything. And
- 51:28Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm gonna cry. Oh my pizza chips.
- 51:31Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, we really saw a range.
- 51:34Speaker 1: So mad at her. I'm not at her, I'm so
- 51:37Speaker 1: mad at him, Billy, that he has put her in
- 51:41Speaker 1: this position. I meanwhile, watch what happens again? Yep, Andy said,
- 51:47Speaker 1: how's Pizza Mama doing since the show launch? And she's
- 51:50Speaker 1: like gangbusters, Like we are so busy, it's crazy to
- 51:54Speaker 1: keep up.
- 51:54Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm oh, nice.
- 51:56Speaker 1: Yeah, get give her money, give her, like, pay her.
- 52:01Speaker 1: What are we doing?
- 52:03Speaker 2: What are we doing? You stupid nine years?
- 52:10Speaker 1: And she's like, I don't know. I mean, I get
- 52:12Speaker 1: that she doesn't maybe want to deal with it, but
- 52:16Speaker 1: like man to not be on the house, that's crazy.
- 52:21Speaker 2: It's bad. It's really bad.
- 52:23Speaker 1: And I would think his family, I don't know where
- 52:26Speaker 1: his parents are and all this, but I would think
- 52:28Speaker 1: that his family would be like, Billy, what are you doing.
- 52:31Speaker 1: She's the mother of your kid.
- 52:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean those aunts, her mom and those aunts
- 52:38Speaker 2: when they've got all that bakery food, those fucking chocolate chips,
- 52:42Speaker 2: oh my god, oh my god.
- 52:43Speaker 1: All of it.
- 52:45Speaker 2: They were enormous.
- 52:47Speaker 1: I went back and watched the first episode because I
- 52:49Speaker 1: was over at Gbi Moyer's. Have you heard of her?
- 52:53Speaker 1: And she hasn't started Rhode Island yet, so I was like,
- 52:55Speaker 1: I'll watch the first episode with you, and she's like,
- 52:58Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm in I love it. I know.
- 53:02Speaker 2: I'm so glad you made her watch it. I'm so happy.
- 53:06Speaker 1: But I forgot that the antswer we were talking about
- 53:08Speaker 1: they rolled in with food, but not only that, they're
- 53:10Speaker 1: rolling in with like crock pots.
- 53:12Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, yes, yes, and that's when you got
- 53:16Speaker 2: that going, you forget it. And then they're all talking
- 53:19Speaker 2: about they're just shitting on men. They're talking about the men.
- 53:23Speaker 2: And when she goes, then one mom goes, my husband,
- 53:28Speaker 2: my husband wanted. Even Alicia was like what even Alicia
- 53:34Speaker 2: couldn't understand wanted, wanted, wand ted.
- 53:44Speaker 1: But I also thought I thought that that was a
- 53:47Speaker 1: term like they wanted right.
- 53:51Speaker 2: I thought it was too I'm like, oh, it's kind
- 53:52Speaker 2: of like Shakespearean I wanted for nothing, you know. I
- 53:56Speaker 2: thought it was something like a wanton woman. You know,
- 54:00Speaker 2: I was like, w O N T O N wanton
- 54:03Speaker 2: or a n But like, sure enough, we had to
- 54:06Speaker 2: wait for it, and it's wandered and then aren what.
- 54:15Speaker 2: Then Sharon's like, you want to live like that? I
- 54:19Speaker 2: did mine? Head of fairs, a lot of women.
- 54:23Speaker 1: A lot.
- 54:24Speaker 2: Let me talk a lot of women a lot.
- 54:28Speaker 1: And Alicia's mom just like, I just hope and I
- 54:32Speaker 1: pray that you hurt him, Yes, get him right up
- 54:36Speaker 1: the ass right up there. So good.
- 54:47Speaker 2: They are so great.
- 54:49Speaker 1: Yeah. By the way, Alicia's husband looks like Robert Durst
- 54:52Speaker 1: to me.
- 54:55Speaker 2: They know, yeah, you blew it. You just said you murdered,
- 55:02Speaker 2: murdered them all. Fed them all. I guess pizza Mama.
- 55:06Speaker 1: They should do it at the Jinx parody commercial. Fed
- 55:12Speaker 1: them all, I guess.
- 55:13Speaker 2: I guess pizza crisps anyone. I ate them all? Oh,
- 55:28Speaker 2: Joe Ellen and her sister and Gary and Joelan's like, wow,
- 55:32Speaker 2: Gary may have touched the boobs.
- 55:35Speaker 1: During substitute class with a Spanish teacher.
- 55:38Speaker 2: With a Spanish teacher, it's all intertwined. It's unbelievable.
- 55:42Speaker 1: We got to get that Spanish teacher as a bartender
- 55:44Speaker 1: and watch What Happens Live.
- 55:49Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Joell and straight up stole Gary from
- 55:51Speaker 2: her sister from Yeah, from Jen remember that story where
- 55:54Speaker 2: she was like they were together and I mean, no
- 55:58Speaker 2: wonder they had a tumultuous relationship until they were older.
- 56:02Speaker 1: Crazy, Yeah, but I was it like it was like
- 56:06Speaker 1: in middle school or something, right.
- 56:08Speaker 2: Well now I think it was high school.
- 56:10Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Also on the after show, Joellen said that
- 56:15Speaker 1: her sister, who I think is a year year ahead
- 56:19Speaker 1: of her in school, or maybe even two years ahead
- 56:21Speaker 1: of her, was driving to school and wouldn't take Joellen
- 56:26Speaker 1: to school with her. Joel and had to take the
- 56:28Speaker 1: bus and her sister would just pass her on the
- 56:30Speaker 1: way to school. Same. I don't.
- 56:33Speaker 2: Well, she still her boyfriend. I mean I would too.
- 56:37Speaker 1: I don't know if they weren't boyfriend and girlfriend, though
- 56:41Speaker 1: they weren't like that, it was like that.
- 56:44Speaker 2: I think, Well, I think her they were maybe like
- 56:46Speaker 2: kind of dating. And you're right, it wasn't an exclusive thing,
- 56:49Speaker 2: you know, his high school. But yeah, but her sister
- 56:52Speaker 2: really liked him. Her sister really liked him, and that's like,
- 56:55Speaker 2: let's break in the sister code.
- 56:58Speaker 1: I don't know, there's a there's a different code in
- 57:01Speaker 1: Rhode Island.
- 57:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Lord, have mercy. They're sure is.
- 57:07Speaker 1: But I mean, whatever's going on now is bizarre to me.
- 57:12Speaker 1: Mm hmm with the sister and the digging through the laundry.
- 57:19Speaker 2: And right, it's like sister wives. Yeah, I mean we're
- 57:24Speaker 2: gonna find out that she's she's fucking what's his name?
- 57:30Speaker 1: Yeah. They're also trust, I know, very trusting.
- 57:36Speaker 2: Mm hm cool. All right, Well that's a wrap. I
- 57:41Speaker 2: gotta go wand up somewhere.
- 57:44Speaker 1: Did you catch Liz with her cigarette at the end
- 57:46Speaker 1: of the episode. No? Oh, yeah, when where at rail Explorers?
- 57:54Speaker 2: I love it? Don't don't ever stop saying, rail explorers,
- 57:57Speaker 2: how have we? How have I not talked about that yet?
- 58:00Speaker 1: They need to open one up next to rails in Jersey.
- 58:04Speaker 1: But yeah, Liz has some cigarette there, like while they're
- 58:08Speaker 1: all making up. And I was like, she's like sitting
- 58:10Speaker 1: on one of those at around neck chairs like with Dolores,
- 58:16Speaker 1: and she's holding it and she's like yeah, it was
- 58:18Speaker 1: like there it is. I didn't think she was a smoker,
- 58:21Speaker 1: but maybe she's just a drink drink smoker.
- 58:23Speaker 2: Huh interesting, Yeah, probably all smokers.
- 58:29Speaker 1: You know, a lot of times you can tell, but
- 58:31Speaker 1: I couldn't tell with her.
- 58:32Speaker 2: You mean, like by looking at her if she's a smoker.
- 58:35Speaker 1: Like sometimes you can see like the discoloring and the fingers.
- 58:39Speaker 2: Or like she's too Dan. If you can't, you won't
- 58:41Speaker 2: be able to see that it's just too Dan.
- 58:44Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. But like you could see with
- 58:46Speaker 1: Paul Hollywood a mile away, I was like, that guy's
- 58:49Speaker 1: a smoker, and then like, sure enough he's a smoker, but.
- 58:53Speaker 2: He's like British and pale as a ghost.
- 58:56Speaker 1: Wow, I guess this is going off the rail explorers.
- 59:03Speaker 2: Oh I'm so sorry, did I offend you by calling
- 59:06Speaker 2: out the color of his very skin. Yeah. When is
- 59:17Speaker 2: it coming back? Oh, it's coming back pretty soon. Actually,
- 59:20Speaker 2: great British baking show.
- 59:22Speaker 1: I think The Fall shut up April.
- 59:26Speaker 2: Yeah, that's soon. I thought it was coming back in
- 59:30Speaker 2: like May, Emily, I'm sorry, no, I really did.
- 59:34Speaker 1: Now it's a late It's like an early September.
- 59:38Speaker 2: Late spring fall launch for joggers. Well, this has been fun.
- 59:50Speaker 2: Keep in touch. Thanks for listening you guys. If you
- 59:53Speaker 2: want more, I'll give you all a lot more over
- 59:56Speaker 2: on patreon dot COM's last drama, Darling Da Wipe.
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