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- 0:10Speaker 1: Yeah, breaking news, friends and neighbors. As we begin today's episode,
- 0:28Speaker 1: recording on April two thousand and eighteen, there's seven point
- 0:32Speaker 1: five eight three one five eight, five hundred and twenty
- 0:38Speaker 1: three people alive on the planet. That's a little over
- 0:41Speaker 1: seven point five billion. Hi, I'm bet can you break
- 0:44Speaker 1: that down to one of those fancy math numbers where
- 0:46Speaker 1: it's like something to do something? I could? Yeah? I could?
- 0:50Speaker 1: Are you good? Are you Matthew like that? Ben? You
- 0:53Speaker 1: know I've been known to dabble. I don't have a
- 0:55Speaker 1: personal passion for it. Yeah, what about you know where
- 0:58Speaker 1: your s A T scores pretty balanced? But queen English
- 1:00Speaker 1: and math higher in English? Mine or way higher in English,
- 1:04Speaker 1: way out of whack with the maths, So I may
- 1:07Speaker 1: have to lean on you for math support in this episode. Hi,
- 1:11Speaker 1: my name is Noel. So out of seven point five
- 1:16Speaker 1: billion people, you have chosen to tune into a podcast
- 1:21Speaker 1: featuring three of those people? Just im easily three out
- 1:24Speaker 1: of billions. We are so glad you're here. But wait, Ben,
- 1:30Speaker 1: but wait, Noel, you might be saying, who is this
- 1:32Speaker 1: mysterious third person you're talking about? Why it's our super producer,
- 1:37Speaker 1: Casey Smooth, jazz pegrum oh man, I like that that
- 1:46Speaker 1: new smooth jazz Casey sound effect. We did not run
- 1:51Speaker 1: this by Casey before making a face? Is he making
- 1:54Speaker 1: a face? Is it a pleasurable face? I'm into it?
- 1:58Speaker 1: And that's been Casey on the case has been um. So,
- 2:02Speaker 1: now that we've established that we're going to be talking
- 2:05Speaker 1: about large numbers of of humans, why don't we take
- 2:10Speaker 1: a step back and and what's kind of like couch
- 2:13Speaker 1: that with with a historical topic? Right, yes, let's uh,
- 2:17Speaker 1: let's dare I say, make the people what they want,
- 2:20Speaker 1: a story about ridiculous history. So will come back to
- 2:25Speaker 1: that number that is that is ticking as as we
- 2:28Speaker 1: record from something called the world counts dot com, where
- 2:32Speaker 1: you can find things like world population clocks. Is that
- 2:35Speaker 1: the same as the doomsday clock? It's thankfully not. No,
- 2:39Speaker 1: it's different. But for some people who consider our society
- 2:44Speaker 1: at large on the verge of collapse, than yes, it's
- 2:47Speaker 1: different doomsday clock. But we will return to that in
- 2:51Speaker 1: a very important way. Today. We'd like to set the
- 2:54Speaker 1: scene for everyone in the US and abroad by saying, uh,
- 2:59Speaker 1: that there's there's something quirky about the United States. Despite
- 3:04Speaker 1: the fact that it is a representative democracy. Several of
- 3:09Speaker 1: our presidents are commanders in chief, and several other people
- 3:14Speaker 1: in high positions of power like the Supreme Court, for instance,
- 3:17Speaker 1: or senators and so on. They tend to be related,
- 3:21Speaker 1: not all the time. And of course most of you
- 3:23Speaker 1: are surely aware of the big name political dynasties like
- 3:27Speaker 1: the Bushes or the Kennedy's. But how about the Roosevelts.
- 3:31Speaker 1: M M, yeah, yeah, the Roosevelts. For many people, F
- 3:37Speaker 1: D R. Franklin Delano Roosevelt remains an incredibly popular or
- 3:43Speaker 1: controversial figure. Not everybody likes them even in the modern day.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Wasn't a populist, Yes, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who was the
- 3:54Speaker 1: mastermind in many ways behind what is known as the
- 3:57Speaker 1: New Deal, which had a lot of shall we say,
- 4:01Speaker 1: left leaning programs at the time. Sure, and and it
- 4:05Speaker 1: also um provided a lot of people jobs when they
- 4:09Speaker 1: were in desperate need of sad jobs in order to
- 4:12Speaker 1: help build up our infrastructure, everything from roads and bridges
- 4:17Speaker 1: to things like what else the t V A Tennessee
- 4:21Speaker 1: Valley Authority, that's a huge one. There were full ways
- 4:26Speaker 1: collection programs. There's any number of things a lot of
- 4:30Speaker 1: infrastructure that was direly needed. He served as the thirty
- 4:34Speaker 1: second President of the United States from nineteen thirty three
- 4:38Speaker 1: until his death in nineteen five. However, you may be saying,
- 4:42Speaker 1: what about that other Roosevelt, Yes, Theodore Roosevelt Ruxman Roosevelt. Yes, yep, yep,
- 4:50Speaker 1: this is the twenty six president of the United States.
- 4:54Speaker 1: And oddly enough, yes, the teddy Bear is named in
- 4:57Speaker 1: his honor. Wasn't he the one who carried a big
- 5:00Speaker 1: stick and spoke softly? Yes, that is that is the
- 5:04Speaker 1: quote you'll hear about him. Yeah. He was president for
- 5:07Speaker 1: eight years from nineteen o one to nineteen o nine. So,
- 5:11Speaker 1: like many people, you would assume that he and Franklin
- 5:18Speaker 1: were related pretty closely, right, you know. And it's funny, Yes,
- 5:23Speaker 1: I would assume that Ben. In fact, I did assume that,
- 5:25Speaker 1: because it's the kind of thing you just take a
- 5:27Speaker 1: face value. You got your Kennedy's, you got your bushes,
- 5:30Speaker 1: why can't you have your Roosevelt's. And you can, but
- 5:34Speaker 1: not in the way you might think. No. No, it
- 5:36Speaker 1: turns out so one of the assumptions would have been
- 5:40Speaker 1: that perhaps Theodore we'll call him Roosevelt, the elder was
- 5:45Speaker 1: the father of Franklin Roosevelt or maybe an uncle or
- 5:49Speaker 1: something like that, because they was about to say ruled,
- 5:53Speaker 1: they governed like thirty years apart. Yeah, decades. And it's
- 5:58Speaker 1: not the case. Although the math might seem to roughly
- 6:00Speaker 1: check out, it is not the case that they are
- 6:03Speaker 1: father's son or uncle nephew at all. They are related,
- 6:07Speaker 1: but in a much more distant way, in a much
- 6:10Speaker 1: more distant way. That sort of shimmies us onto the
- 6:14Speaker 1: next chapter that we're gonna get into. But it's interesting
- 6:16Speaker 1: they related in two different ways. Um. In fact, they are.
- 6:21Speaker 1: They shared a great great great great grandfather. So it's
- 6:26Speaker 1: four grades, four grades, making them five cousins, right, right, right,
- 6:33Speaker 1: I get that right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so the
- 6:36Speaker 1: question there is just to spend some time on this
- 6:38Speaker 1: first relationship. The question there when we get to the
- 6:42Speaker 1: fifth cousinry of this is a question for you, folks.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Are you in regular contact? Be honest, now, are you
- 6:49Speaker 1: in regular contact with your fifth cousins? Even one? Can
- 6:52Speaker 1: you name one of your fifth cousins? May speak for
- 6:55Speaker 1: the group, speak for yourself, please, I will speak for myself,
- 6:58Speaker 1: but I choose to speak with the voice of the
- 7:01Speaker 1: people and saying no, okay, yes, well, I myself am
- 7:07Speaker 1: not super close with my fifth cousin. You got a
- 7:12Speaker 1: fifty you know him though, you know I love them. Really,
- 7:15Speaker 1: Tennessee is a weird place. Interesting, Yeah, but uh, but
- 7:18Speaker 1: I think if we're hanging out, it would just be
- 7:20Speaker 1: at the big events, you know, collapse of civilization, some
- 7:24Speaker 1: somebody's birthday or death like that. I would have thought
- 7:27Speaker 1: those would have been reversed. I thought collapse would have
- 7:29Speaker 1: come more of a last resort. But that's the one
- 7:32Speaker 1: where it's likely. Yeah, well, speaking of strange bedfellows, Okay,
- 7:40Speaker 1: so I'll go with that. Um. The other way they
- 7:44Speaker 1: were related is that FDR's wife Eleanor. And it's funny.
- 7:48Speaker 1: I actually always used to think that Franklin's middle name
- 7:50Speaker 1: was Delanor, and it was weird to me that his
- 7:53Speaker 1: wife's name was Eleanor that, but now it's Delano and Eleanor. Um.
- 8:00Speaker 1: She in fact was uh Teddy's niece, direct niece. Right, Yes,
- 8:06Speaker 1: that is correct. It's just confusing because her last name
- 8:10Speaker 1: is Roosevelt without Franklin. Right, his last name was Roosevelt
- 8:16Speaker 1: and they married. She didn't have to change your last name, right,
- 8:20Speaker 1: Did they get that right? Yeah, that's weird. That's why.
- 8:22Speaker 1: That's why this is all very flammixing. And this also
- 8:24Speaker 1: means that f DR and Eleanor Franklin Delano Roosevelt and
- 8:29Speaker 1: Eleanor Roosevelt were fifth cousins themselves once removed, both fifth
- 8:34Speaker 1: cousins five by five and it wow, right, it's literally
- 8:39Speaker 1: the same relationship. Right. It sounds strange And this may
- 8:42Speaker 1: have some of us wondering, are we going to jump
- 8:45Speaker 1: the shark here? Is this going to be an episode
- 8:48Speaker 1: about unknown incest in the US presidency bordering on that
- 8:53Speaker 1: of the Egyptian royalty? Jump the history shark. We we
- 8:57Speaker 1: just might. But the factor means that this was not
- 9:01Speaker 1: a strange, untoward, or in any way ethically questionable relationship. No, man,
- 9:08Speaker 1: it's fifth, it's fifth. It's fifth. Is fine, It's fine
- 9:11Speaker 1: if it's fifth. Yes, Okay, So that's it. That's the show, folks.
- 9:14Speaker 1: They're just not as related as we thought. Yeah, we
- 9:17Speaker 1: kind of thought that ourselves, where we were like, this
- 9:20Speaker 1: is a show? Is this the whole show? But you
- 9:22Speaker 1: know what, sometimes finding a little quirky fact like this
- 9:26Speaker 1: can open up a whole field of rabbit holes full
- 9:30Speaker 1: of quirky facts, right right, appanably if you will. We
- 9:34Speaker 1: asked ourselves what others strange and genealogical secrets does the
- 9:41Speaker 1: US Presidency hold as an office, right, and that's when
- 9:45Speaker 1: we ran into a crazy question. Are all US presidents related?
- 9:51Speaker 1: I think we both just assumed no. Yeah, it seems
- 9:54Speaker 1: like a long walk to get to that question from
- 9:57Speaker 1: our FDR, and uh, Teddy Roosevelt really added to our
- 10:00Speaker 1: all presidents related. But as it turns out, this is
- 10:03Speaker 1: we're not the only ones asking this question, Ben, You're
- 10:06Speaker 1: not the only ones asking this question, right right? Uh?
- 10:09Speaker 1: You know who else was asking this question? Yes? Twelve
- 10:11Speaker 1: year olds yep, yep. Twelve year old Uh, specifically a
- 10:16Speaker 1: budding genealogists by the name of bridge Anne d'avonnon amazing name,
- 10:21Speaker 1: that's that's an amazing name. So she was twelve years
- 10:25Speaker 1: old back in two thousand and twelve, and then she
- 10:28Speaker 1: came out with a family tree that had some earth
- 10:33Speaker 1: shaking implications. Right yeah, man, it seems like she's scooped
- 10:36Speaker 1: like the genealogy community at large with this one um,
- 10:39Speaker 1: twelve year old bridge An davignon um, who is a
- 10:43Speaker 1: resident of Salinas, California. Uh for a school project. Get
- 10:48Speaker 1: this created a family tree that connected forty two of
- 10:53Speaker 1: the forty three at the time US presidents to a
- 10:57Speaker 1: single common ancestor, a real jerkuad by the name of
- 11:01Speaker 1: King John of England, or John Lackland as his pappy
- 11:06Speaker 1: called him. Yes, uh, famously named that for signing the
- 11:10Speaker 1: Magna Carta in twelve fifteen, which limited his power as
- 11:14Speaker 1: a monarch and led to the formation of what we
- 11:17Speaker 1: recognize as the modern British government. Yeah. In fact, John
- 11:21Speaker 1: had such a horrible reputation for cruelty and incompetence that
- 11:27Speaker 1: he was kind of strong armed into signing that fateful
- 11:30Speaker 1: document um by these rebelling barons who had had enough
- 11:35Speaker 1: of his shenanigans, and essentially it limited his power, It
- 11:40Speaker 1: lost him a whole lot of land and basically kind
- 11:43Speaker 1: of neutered the monarchy for all intents and purposes from
- 11:46Speaker 1: that point on. What we're saying is that Lackland was
- 11:49Speaker 1: not a compliment. It wasn't Uh. It wasn't ironic either, know,
- 11:54Speaker 1: and he was famously um portrayed as the villain in
- 11:57Speaker 1: the Robin Hood stories um be because of his you know,
- 12:01Speaker 1: just notorious greed and cowardice. Robin Hood Princes of Thieves,
- 12:08Speaker 1: by the way, that's what we're referring to. I assume
- 12:10Speaker 1: in the nineties, I was thinking more of the Disney
- 12:12Speaker 1: one where he's like a skinny um lion. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 12:17Speaker 1: It was sort of a proto Scar. Yeah, we should
- 12:21Speaker 1: do an entire show on Robin Hood in the future
- 12:23Speaker 1: because the facts don't really resemble the fiction, which may
- 12:29Speaker 1: surprise some people, maybe startle some people, but it's worth it. Well,
- 12:33Speaker 1: we will say that he was a human being and
- 12:35Speaker 1: not a u anthropomorphic fox no or a lion if
- 12:40Speaker 1: I'm sucking lion. But now here's the thing. This U.
- 12:42Speaker 1: This young lady in California came up with this project
- 12:47Speaker 1: UM from I think she was originally trying to trace
- 12:50Speaker 1: her own ancestry, and then somewhere along the way kind
- 12:54Speaker 1: of decided that she wanted to go way, way, way
- 12:59Speaker 1: deeper UM in the form of scouring over five hundred
- 13:02Speaker 1: thousand names to find what she termed the presidential Adam.
- 13:08Speaker 1: And her grandfather was actually sort of an amateur genealogist himself,
- 13:12Speaker 1: and he helped her out. Here's The thing though, what
- 13:15Speaker 1: she did that everyone before her, all of the people
- 13:19Speaker 1: in the professional genealogy community, had not done, was she
- 13:22Speaker 1: looked at both male and female UH family lines to
- 13:26Speaker 1: make this connection. And the only president that did not
- 13:30Speaker 1: tie back to King John was Martin van Buren and
- 13:35Speaker 1: that's because he hailed from Dutch roots, right. And this
- 13:40Speaker 1: is again this is according to her findings with the
- 13:42Speaker 1: help of her armchair genealogists grandfather. One thing, we can
- 13:47Speaker 1: say heck of a science project, probably the best one
- 13:50Speaker 1: of the year there at monte Vista Christian School in Watsonville.
- 13:54Speaker 1: But she also found out that she is the eighteen
- 13:58Speaker 1: cousin of President Barack Obama. She wrote to President Obama
- 14:04Speaker 1: to share her findings, and as of she said, she
- 14:08Speaker 1: received a form letter from the White House, but you know,
- 14:13Speaker 1: maybe she got a handwritten one later because it's the
- 14:16Speaker 1: pants and I. I have followed up and I haven't
- 14:19Speaker 1: found any new information about this. She also apparently I
- 14:22Speaker 1: was trying to raise money for the trip by selling
- 14:24Speaker 1: signed copies of her massive sort of vision board esque
- 14:29Speaker 1: family tree with Barack Obama's head center in the middle.
- 14:32Speaker 1: US President Barack Obama World Leader, surrounded by his cousins
- 14:36Speaker 1: with thousands of names. So this leads to a question
- 14:44Speaker 1: that we all have to ask. We have to be skeptical.
- 14:48Speaker 1: We can't be instantly taken in by a snappy headline.
- 14:52Speaker 1: And you know, we were talking about this off air
- 14:54Speaker 1: when I had brought up some of the stuff, and
- 14:57Speaker 1: the question was, are we crushing the dreams of a
- 15:00Speaker 1: child if we say that it isn't true. Luckily it
- 15:04Speaker 1: turns out it is kind of true. This this idea
- 15:07Speaker 1: of a web of relationships. But like the relationship between
- 15:11Speaker 1: Franklin Roosevelt and Theodore Roosevelt, it's not true in the
- 15:14Speaker 1: way you might think. It's not particularly remarkable either. No, no,
- 15:19Speaker 1: it is not. Yeah. John was just not friends with anybody.
- 15:22Speaker 1: He was constantly feuding with the papacy quarrels over the
- 15:27Speaker 1: election to the See of Canterbury after the death of
- 15:30Speaker 1: Hubert Walter Um. Pope Innocent the Third decided that John's
- 15:37Speaker 1: nominee was no good and instead elected Stephen Lankton, and
- 15:42Speaker 1: this infuriated John and they just really were not. Um,
- 15:47Speaker 1: we're not very close. Um. Here's the thing to King John.
- 15:52Speaker 1: In addition to being cruel, he was known for starving
- 15:55Speaker 1: his enemies to death. In fact, in an article from
- 15:58Speaker 1: the BBC entitled The Lost Rules of Bad King John,
- 16:01Speaker 1: historian Mark Morris, who wrote a biography on the King, Um,
- 16:07Speaker 1: was asked if he was really as bad in reality
- 16:11Speaker 1: as he was made out to be in songs and
- 16:13Speaker 1: stories and you know Robin Hood for example, UM, to
- 16:16Speaker 1: which he replied, no, much worse in legend. He doesn't
- 16:19Speaker 1: starve people to death in reality he does on mass
- 16:23Speaker 1: So a bad guy and also incompetent. Apparently he was traveling, um,
- 16:28Speaker 1: his what do you call like a litter like what
- 16:29Speaker 1: when you're in those uh a palatequinn Yeah, sure, like
- 16:33Speaker 1: you know, is there where somebody's carrying them more of
- 16:38Speaker 1: a carriage kind of situation. Yeah. And they had all
- 16:41Speaker 1: of these boxes of various supplies and treasure and they
- 16:47Speaker 1: sunk into a marsh um known as the wash It's
- 16:52Speaker 1: a very treacherous muddy bank um under the cross Key
- 16:57Speaker 1: Bridge in Lincolnshire, England, um, and it was all lost.
- 17:01Speaker 1: He apparently lost the Crown jewels because of this foolish
- 17:05Speaker 1: route when he was actually running away from his enemies
- 17:08Speaker 1: at the time. So all around pretty bad guy. Or
- 17:12Speaker 1: is Mark Morris would say, an absolute rotter. He also
- 17:16Speaker 1: Morris himself wrote an article for the Telegraph where he
- 17:19Speaker 1: says this is the most evil monarch in British history
- 17:22Speaker 1: and calls him a lecterers trader, a depraved tyrant and
- 17:26Speaker 1: a hopeless leader. He was also a serial rapist, yeah,
- 17:29Speaker 1: just putting that in there. His enemies were not necessarily
- 17:33Speaker 1: some sort of spoiled tyrant's yearning for more power. They
- 17:37Speaker 1: were saying, we've gotta we gotta get rid of this
- 17:40Speaker 1: guy because he is such a pill. Yeah, big time.
- 17:43Speaker 1: And I believe he had a brother, Um who was
- 17:45Speaker 1: known as Richard the lion Heart. Um that actually comes
- 17:48Speaker 1: into play in the Robin Hood story where he King
- 17:51Speaker 1: Good King Richard comes back to depose you know, King John.
- 17:55Speaker 1: But anyway, the thing with the lost treasure is interesting
- 17:58Speaker 1: because it's actually become kind of this lay Dan Brown
- 18:01Speaker 1: esque sort of mystery of the secret Treasure of Prince John,
- 18:05Speaker 1: where in um that area in England there are several
- 18:10Speaker 1: um folks who have been trying to find it over
- 18:12Speaker 1: the years with no success. One guy in fact claims
- 18:16Speaker 1: that he can see the outline of it on a
- 18:18Speaker 1: Google Earth image. So not exactly the most flattering guy
- 18:22Speaker 1: for all of these presidents to be connected to. The
- 18:25Speaker 1: young lady did the project. Her comment to a local
- 18:28Speaker 1: news organization was the they all have the common trait
- 18:31Speaker 1: of wanting power. So there's that. So, folks here, we
- 18:36Speaker 1: have a question for you, since we're all learning a
- 18:40Speaker 1: lot about each other's families today, how many ancestors do
- 18:45Speaker 1: you have? Well, if we're not if we're saying living
- 18:48Speaker 1: your dad, just any ancestors, doesn't matter if you talk
- 18:51Speaker 1: to them or not. It doesn't matter how long ago
- 18:52Speaker 1: they lived. We would see some pretty easy math. At first,
- 18:57Speaker 1: you have two parents. They each have two parents, right,
- 19:00Speaker 1: so you have two parents, four grandparents they each have
- 19:04Speaker 1: each of your grandparents have two parents. So then you
- 19:07Speaker 1: have eight great grandparents, four grandparents, two parents, and then
- 19:12Speaker 1: you and so when we realize that this exponential growth
- 19:16Speaker 1: as you go back in time through the generations applies
- 19:19Speaker 1: to every single one of the seven point five billion
- 19:22Speaker 1: plus people living on the planet, you start to run
- 19:26Speaker 1: into something weird and the math. Uh, the math doesn't
- 19:31Speaker 1: check out after a certain amount of time. That's right,
- 19:34Speaker 1: because when you look back and trace your theoretical ancestors
- 19:38Speaker 1: in the way you're talking about, you start to actually
- 19:40Speaker 1: outpace the population um. In an article for Abroad in
- 19:44Speaker 1: the Yard called the U S Presidents who descend from
- 19:46Speaker 1: King John of England and Why You probably do too,
- 19:49Speaker 1: Lee Renner writes that if you go back thirty generations
- 19:52Speaker 1: to the Middle Ages, you would theoretically have over one
- 19:55Speaker 1: billion ancestors in that line of your family tree yea.
- 20:00Speaker 1: And furthermore, if you continue down the line with this
- 20:05Speaker 1: sort of growth, then it will double every step, and
- 20:08Speaker 1: that means that just forty generations ago, we would find
- 20:12Speaker 1: that every person alive now has a trillion ancestors, all
- 20:17Speaker 1: living at the same time, which is impossible because Earth
- 20:21Speaker 1: has never had that many people living on it. So
- 20:24Speaker 1: how does this work out? Van help us out with
- 20:26Speaker 1: the with the birthday math here, that's what that's what
- 20:28Speaker 1: I like to call this kind of math. So this
- 20:31Speaker 1: leads us to the concept of pedigree collapse or is
- 20:33Speaker 1: it's known in German ahin schwindt. What does that translate
- 20:37Speaker 1: to loss of lineage? Roughly coined by a guy named
- 20:41Speaker 1: Robert C. Gunderson. Here's the gist. Without pedigree collapse, the
- 20:46Speaker 1: family trees we just described for you, for Casey for
- 20:50Speaker 1: myself Renal. They all work the same way their binary
- 20:53Speaker 1: We've got you the protagonists of the family tree, of course,
- 20:57Speaker 1: your parents, grandparents, great grandparents, and so on. Because this
- 21:02Speaker 1: grows eventually to exceed the total world population at the time.
- 21:06Speaker 1: If not ever, we know that the family tree at
- 21:10Speaker 1: some point has to be incorrect. This binary tree model,
- 21:13Speaker 1: and this apparent paradox is explained by a couple of things,
- 21:17Speaker 1: mainly shared ancestors. Because a binary tree would assume that
- 21:22Speaker 1: all of the people in all these trees are unique
- 21:25Speaker 1: in some way. Instead of a tree consisting of all
- 21:28Speaker 1: different individuals, a tree can have multiple places occupied by
- 21:32Speaker 1: a single individual. Parents of an ancestor might be related
- 21:36Speaker 1: to each other, not knowing that's a fact. Uh, the
- 21:40Speaker 1: offspring of two first cousins has at most, for example,
- 21:45Speaker 1: only six great grandparents instead of eight. And then this
- 21:49Speaker 1: means that the family tree you have, the binary tree
- 21:53Speaker 1: looks a lot like an upside down pyramid, but the
- 21:56Speaker 1: real shape of it is more like a diamond. And
- 22:00Speaker 1: everyone we know has some sort of common ancestor. It's true,
- 22:05Speaker 1: and apparently we only take about two thousand to three
- 22:08Speaker 1: thousand years going back to find a period where that
- 22:11Speaker 1: was the case, or we all shared this common ancestor
- 22:14Speaker 1: and we have no idea who it is, of course
- 22:15Speaker 1: not yeah. And the thing too is when you start
- 22:17Speaker 1: getting into royal lineages, that really muddies the water, doesn't it,
- 22:22Speaker 1: Because there is uh, you know, intentional inbreeding that happens
- 22:26Speaker 1: in order to maintain the family bloodline or maintain uh,
- 22:31Speaker 1: you know, transfer of ownership of property within you know,
- 22:35Speaker 1: a particular um house I guess h And also just
- 22:40Speaker 1: the lack of mating options within that echelon of society,
- 22:44Speaker 1: right right, And we also have an added benefit here
- 22:48Speaker 1: in the case of many aristocratic royal bloodlines or genealogies,
- 22:54Speaker 1: we have much more robust documentation of what happened when
- 22:58Speaker 1: and who was born to whom you know, other than
- 23:02Speaker 1: like the commoners. So another interesting aside here is not
- 23:11Speaker 1: only do we have a shared common ancestor two to
- 23:14Speaker 1: three thousand years ago, but at various points in early
- 23:18Speaker 1: human history we experienced an evolutionary bottleneck where there was
- 23:23Speaker 1: a very small amount of human beings in general alive.
- 23:28Speaker 1: A lot of our regional populations across the planet now
- 23:33Speaker 1: are still descended from just a few people relatively we
- 23:37Speaker 1: can find a common link, and in the case of
- 23:41Speaker 1: the United Kingdom or what we call the United Kingdom today,
- 23:44Speaker 1: those common links are surprisingly easy to find. It's true.
- 23:48Speaker 1: Andrew Miller of the University of Durham in England UM
- 23:52Speaker 1: figured out that most anybody with Anglo Saxon ancestry is
- 23:57Speaker 1: likely to descended from King Edward the Third, who ruled
- 24:00Speaker 1: from twelve to thirteen seventy seven. And when I say
- 24:03Speaker 1: most anybody, I mean that probability is close to nine
- 24:08Speaker 1: point nine nine seven UM and that Edward the Third
- 24:13Speaker 1: has around one hundred million descendants in the British Isles, Europe,
- 24:19Speaker 1: UH the former British colonies, which of course includes the
- 24:21Speaker 1: United States and Canada, and also Australia. So we see
- 24:26Speaker 1: that more people have more ancestors in common that we
- 24:31Speaker 1: might have thought. Are we all playing some weird family
- 24:35Speaker 1: themed version of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon? The answer
- 24:38Speaker 1: is kind of yes, but it's it's more with everyone
- 24:42Speaker 1: you know. Writing in Family Tree Magazine with the article
- 24:47Speaker 1: what is pedigree Collapse, author Diane Haddad and I think
- 24:50Speaker 1: that's a cool last name says that a Rutgers University
- 24:54Speaker 1: professor estimates eighty percent of historical marriages took place between
- 24:59Speaker 1: second or first cousins. Two knowls earlier point, the idea
- 25:04Speaker 1: of preserving not just a bloodline, but resources, property, inheritable
- 25:09Speaker 1: goods applied to the common folk as well as the aristocrats,
- 25:16Speaker 1: and it may just have been a matter of people
- 25:19Speaker 1: available people. You know, folks didn't travel as widely as
- 25:22Speaker 1: they do now totally, And so this leads us to
- 25:26Speaker 1: a This leads us to another question. If it does
- 25:29Speaker 1: indeed turn out that all human beings are in some
- 25:33Speaker 1: way related, then does that mean that Ms Davignon was correct.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Are all US presidents related? Well? Yeah, sort of kind of,
- 25:42Speaker 1: but we do we do have one fun fact about
- 25:46Speaker 1: I believe it was Franklin Roosevelt. Isn't that right now? Yeah?
- 25:49Speaker 1: So while that fifth degree connection between f DR and
- 25:52Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt, it's probably the most obvious surfacing wine with
- 25:56Speaker 1: them sharing that pretty memorable last name, um, you know,
- 25:59Speaker 1: with the assum and of some sort of political dynasty
- 26:02Speaker 1: that spoiler alert night can it's not really spoiler at
- 26:04Speaker 1: this point, is not a thing. Um. FDR was actually
- 26:08Speaker 1: related to quite a few other presidents, including our odd
- 26:11Speaker 1: man out of the whole King John debacle, President Martin
- 26:15Speaker 1: van Buren, third cousins twice removed to Teddy Roosevelt. How
- 26:19Speaker 1: does that even work? I don't understand, Like, if Van
- 26:21Speaker 1: Buren wasn't connected to King John, then how could he
- 26:24Speaker 1: be third cousins to FDR who? It makes my head spin, Ben, right, Yeah,
- 26:31Speaker 1: it's surprising. In addition that list, the other presidents would
- 26:34Speaker 1: include John Adams, James Madison, John Quincy Adams Buren as
- 26:39Speaker 1: you mentioned earlier, Noel William, Henry Harrison, Zachary Taylor, the
- 26:44Speaker 1: guy with the arsenic conspiracy theory about his death, uh,
- 26:48Speaker 1: Andrew Johnson, Lucy's s Grant, Benjamin Harrison, Willie Taft, and
- 26:53Speaker 1: of course, last, but certainly not least, Teddy himself, Theodore Roosevelt. Yeah,
- 27:00Speaker 1: it's a total of eleven US presidents, either by blood
- 27:03Speaker 1: or by marriage. And now this leads to a question
- 27:07Speaker 1: that we would love to close on with you. The
- 27:12Speaker 1: question you may have is, well, how many how many
- 27:15Speaker 1: people am I related to? Am I really related to everyone? Guys?
- 27:18Speaker 1: Am I related to you? Casey, Ben and Nol? The
- 27:23Speaker 1: answer is yes, distantly distantly. Some geneticists estimate that we
- 27:29Speaker 1: are all all seven point five billion plus of us
- 27:33Speaker 1: are at least fiftieth cousins. Well, we're all made of
- 27:37Speaker 1: star stuff, Ben, That's true. That's true. And and uh
- 27:41Speaker 1: is this bad for us genetically? No, not really. It's
- 27:46Speaker 1: it's surprising, and I think it's a little bit inspiring
- 27:49Speaker 1: because there's so many people in the world that I
- 27:51Speaker 1: can feel like a disconnected, lonely place at times. But
- 27:54Speaker 1: everywhere you go in some way, you're hanging out with
- 27:58Speaker 1: your family. Man, A fifth is fine. It's definitely fine. Right,
- 28:02Speaker 1: that's true. Uh. And as we close today, the number
- 28:06Speaker 1: for the world's population to show how much it has increased,
- 28:10Speaker 1: is seven five eight three one, six five eight nine
- 28:14Speaker 1: nine billion people. By five our global family will be
- 28:20Speaker 1: over eight billion people. And who knows where our ridiculous
- 28:24Speaker 1: history family will be. But we want to thank you
- 28:27Speaker 1: so much for checking out the show. Thanks for bearing
- 28:30Speaker 1: with us on this one. This was a fun one,
- 28:32Speaker 1: but it's it was a little uh circuitous, But I
- 28:34Speaker 1: enjoyed it very much, man, how about you? Yeah. Likewise, likewise,
- 28:38Speaker 1: we can only hope that Casey enjoyed it, or at
- 28:41Speaker 1: least tolerated us. He's making a face, and he's making
- 28:44Speaker 1: he's making, hopefully the face of a state any face,
- 28:48Speaker 1: it's the face of love. It's literally looking into the
- 28:51Speaker 1: face of goodness and love. Yes. Uh. And in addition
- 28:55Speaker 1: to thanking Casey, we'd of course like to thank you,
- 28:58Speaker 1: we'd like to thank Alex Williams, who composed our track
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