Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #325 We Don't CRAY the Same with Cray OC
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- 0:01What Up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
- 0:04Same podcast. Thank you so much everybody who joined us on the Patreon exclusive
- 0:08for the pre show. And the reason we didn't have a chat room on
- 0:11the pre show at first was because it was my first time actually uploading on
- 0:15there. Like Xavier said, and yeah, I guess I had left it
- 0:19on there as as it was safe content for kids, which it was definitely
- 0:23not the whole opposite, literally the whole opposite. I think they flagged it
- 0:27within the first not flagged it, but you know, they were just like,
- 0:29yo, this is not yeah. They're just like they're they're just like
- 0:34yo, he definitely restricted and people were like, we couldn't even talk anyways,
- 0:38salute to everybody that's going on on Twitch. There are some giveaways going
- 0:41on today, but that is gonna be uh you know, should we make
- 0:44it Patreon exclusive giveaway? Yeah? You have to. Yeah, all right,
- 0:49well hey who's Who's Who's the audio Zone? Yeah, but all I'm
- 0:54saying is, um, yeah, we're gonna do a giveaway on Patreon.
- 0:56Some of you guys are gonna get some of the new propan and flavors by
- 0:59Zone collap and you have been asking me for for a while, so maybe
- 1:02it's a good time to join the Patreon if you're gonna go ahead, And
- 1:03do you know what I'm saying? What has it joined us on there?
- 1:07Joining me across across from me? Is my toxic gas co host? What's
- 1:11going on next? G dog? I'm feeling good Saturday morning, A little
- 1:15bit hungover? What's that noise from? Yeah, but no, I'm chilling,
- 1:21dog? Yeah? Good? Yeah, you won your Laker hat?
- 1:23You happy day won yesterday. I just happy I could wear my hats like
- 1:26yeah, so you don't even care, You're just like, oh, hell
- 1:30yeah, I can wrap it like I wasn't. I wasn't an idiot.
- 1:36I was. I was excited like both ways, Like I was like it
- 1:40was excited if they would have lost and excited if they would have won,
- 1:42because if they would have lost, that would have been like all the Laker
- 1:45hats going on sale on newly a new era. Bro. What's funny that
- 1:48you say that is I've been there where I'm working, I'm wearing like a
- 1:51Kobe jersey or something, and then I'm not really big, I'm not really
- 1:55especially just a jersey, but I've been wearing a jersey when the guy looks
- 1:57at me, like, you're really wearing that jersey. I haven't won in
- 2:00like five games. Hey, I'm all embarrassed to wear and I'm like,
- 2:04I don't even know what to say. I'm like die Hard. But you
- 2:06know, no matter what, that's really repping your ship though. You know
- 2:09that's just him matching his clothes. Don't you care? Hello, his name,
- 2:12he's right, just match my clothes out. He look perfectly with my
- 2:15white Jordan's right. Yep. Also, what is it a running the boards?
- 2:17The one and only ray Kay Morning Shot Films up, y'all, Good
- 2:22morning, Good morning. I heard a bunch of tape down there. Did
- 2:23you get orders too? Yep? Thank you for those who ordered there,
- 2:30you go tell them what the website. What the website is it? And
- 2:31my website is pretty plain and simple. Morning Shot Films dot CEO and find
- 2:38all my podcast ladies latest stuff there I and hungry stuff and my stuff there.
- 2:44You go make sure you guys check him out because he just opened up
- 2:46his site. And it's been about two years since the other voice came up
- 2:51in here. And that other voice is the one and only crazoc. What's
- 2:55good, what's good? What's popping? Man? Yeah, man, it's
- 3:00good. Craz Ce in the house. Man. Shout out to my boy
- 3:01easone. You know what I'm saying. Shout out to everybody up in here.
- 3:05Man. You know what I'm saying. Let's get it. Let's get
- 3:07it, Let's get it. It's been a long time, bro. Yeah,
- 3:09man, it's been a minute. It's been a minute, man.
- 3:10But you know I'm back. Uh. And when I say a minute,
- 3:14man, I'm not saying I'm an actual minute. Man. What I'm saying
- 3:16it's been a minute. So you know what I'm saying. So I'm back.
- 3:20We've all been. We've all been a minute, man. You know
- 3:23we early like god, damn it for you know, I'm man, start
- 3:30eating pussy. That's like the move. Like women know, they're like when
- 3:36will know, They're like this almost came. We're losing him when you start
- 3:39eating pussy randomly, they know, bro, like this almost came. Yeah,
- 3:46I'm I'm gonna step out work. I just take my Oh yeah,
- 3:49I don't even trip. Turn, no, we turn. We got here.
- 3:53I didn't know. I was like, damn, it's kind of hard.
- 3:54I was like I came in here all maybe it was r hoodied up
- 3:58and ship up. Yeah, kind of hot. The fat boy, he'll
- 4:01keep that ship on blast. And I'm over your sugars during the summer we
- 4:04were sweaters here because that is I mean, it is may right, so
- 4:10so technically it is kind of like the beginning of the summer ish that AC
- 4:14came out of like one of Kenjie's girl rooms and like that shit like I
- 4:17don't know what, like how could they gotta keep plants? But this shit
- 4:20makes it cold up and up and that shit worked for real, for real,
- 4:26No, I feel you, it'll make it seem like the dead body
- 4:29from RBI's at that uh saw you hear? What happened at Hong Kong?
- 4:33Hong Kong? What the hooker place? You got the hooker places? DJ?
- 4:36They got raided? What do you mean they got raided? What happened?
- 4:42The US Navy died overdoor offense and al or cocaine or something. But
- 4:46the military came in. They'll go get this point. They're raided to Hong
- 4:49Kong. Then ye look it up though? Who negro? Who black black
- 4:56Navy guy? Was their party? Some hooker gave him some coke after something,
- 5:00after the blow job or after bony and they just found him like no
- 5:02shirt on, just laying on the back like lamar hold him stats. Yeah,
- 5:05dudes, like I gotta laid down. But you can look it up
- 5:11reading that. It's like closed down from next for for a couple of days.
- 5:14But someone died up in that bit. Yeah, they fucking up.
- 5:16Don't kill Americans. You understand what happened to be killed American? The whole
- 5:19party's ruled. Oh yeah, you run the whole party, dude, No
- 5:23real shit. Well up the last time the black people got kidnapped Mexico,
- 5:27Yair went down, and it's crazy because they got accused of being like Haitian
- 5:30or some shit because they was like, oh yeah, y'all look Haitian.
- 5:33So that's why they like attacked them and ship they were there for a deal,
- 5:38but you know, you know they were no they could sit here and
- 5:43say that, oh yeah I went down. You went down with a bunch
- 5:46of those motherfuckers sets to get your body. Now, I'm sorry, bro,
- 5:49niggas was there was some other ship that was going that was the the
- 5:53one thing right away. I was like, you don't just go with like
- 5:56a bunch of dudes to get your body done. Like if they already plans
- 6:00you go, you go with like one motherly type of chick. That's what
- 6:02that's what chicks do. They'll get like the fat chick, then don't how
- 6:05to take care of all the other ones. And then they'll be like,
- 6:08yeah, I need you to take care of me in Mexico. I'll pay
- 6:09you, pay your whatever it is. Sh Yeah, but it's like just
- 6:13four dudes. None of those dudes look that they knew how to take care
- 6:15of a sick person. Like, Bro, they was down there doing some
- 6:18other ship, bro, and some shit went wrong. Bro. I don't
- 6:20know. I can't really say too much on that, but I just know
- 6:24all I gotta say is if they try to like scam the cartel, that's
- 6:27what happens. I hope they weren't a whole I hope the cartel just fucking
- 6:30was being stupid. Yeah, I just hope it really was like a mistake
- 6:32on some shit. It was like oh yeah, like like you know,
- 6:35like they tried to put the narrative out there and saying like oh yeah,
- 6:38like they thought they did with motherfucking Haitian or some shit like point there is
- 6:42don't fuck with Americans. Yeah, when leave the tourists alone, you fuck
- 6:46everything. Don't bother us, dude, Yeah, don't bother us. Yeah,
- 6:49non American? Shut up. I don't know. You know you you
- 6:56know he's buys him. Oh no, I don't. I don't. I
- 6:58don't like for like I mean, it's it's it's it's like he has comedy
- 7:01about it. It's like he's like, yeah, I'm the most popular pie
- 7:04however, and I'm just like, technically you kind of are, you know,
- 7:08But yeah, I was like, you know, that's as funny as
- 7:12fuck. Craig. What's Clubhouse like? So Clubhouse? Yeah, dude,
- 7:19he's always on there, like he's like there's like arguments going down, everybody
- 7:23arguing Whack one hundred. Yeah. So so I actually just did an interview
- 7:27with Whack one hunting. I'm gonna be dropping it on my YouTube. Um,
- 7:30but you know with Clubhouse, man, Um, I got on it
- 7:32a couple of years ago. Um, I've been clipped over one hundred and
- 7:38forty five times or does it clip? What does that mean exactly? Um?
- 7:41That means say they banned my account, so I had to make I
- 7:45thought, like you I thought it was like, yo, they got clips
- 7:46of CRAI all old roles, like yeah, like there's so there's clips on
- 7:53YouTube, but mean, like, you know, having my rooms on Clubhouse,
- 7:56you know what I'm saying. I had a room where I had a
- 7:58dress Grand cardone some shit, right, because Grand Cardone had this interview with
- 8:01Fox News and he was basically saying that, you know, the best way
- 8:05to to talk to black people and you know stuff like that is to talk
- 8:11very stupid, have you know, low vocabulary shit like that. So I
- 8:15made a room on Clubhouse addressing it. I had a thousand people in my
- 8:18room, right, Grand Cardone comes to the room, you know what I'm
- 8:22saying. I had a one on one conversation with him. I was just
- 8:24like, look, bro, like you said this goofy as ship Bro that
- 8:28we know Stanford that and he tried to sit here and make up some bullshit
- 8:30excuses. It's like, oh, that's not what I meant, blah blah
- 8:33blah blah blah. I'm like, bro, we ain't trying to hear that.
- 8:35We saw it. We saw the interview, you know what I'm saying.
- 8:37Then he tried to be like Okay, well, well, how about
- 8:39this, you know, how about you come out to Miami and you know,
- 8:43and we could have a one on one conversation. You can ask me
- 8:46whatever question you want, Grand cardone. You're not gonna let me do that
- 8:48because you already know I'm gonna ask you the real questions that the people around
- 8:52you don't want to ask, you know what I'm saying, Like he sits
- 8:56around this other guy named Nelson and a bunch of other these like real estate
- 8:58people. Right, none of those real estate people ever want to address the
- 9:01ship that he actually said. You know what I'm saying, Nelson was in
- 9:05my room. They're the copet police for this motherfucker's sitting here like, oh
- 9:09you know he that's not what he meant. Bro, Like you know,
- 9:13yeah, yeah, I might have gave him a hall pass to say the
- 9:16N word, but but he wasn't gonna say it, you know, don
- 9:18dug. I'm just like, bro, y'all, y'all gotta stop with this.
- 9:20Can there be? Like I don't even think the hall pass thing is
- 9:22the real thing? Is it? Is it? No? I mean looks
- 9:26so I think and I'm not even gonna justified. But if you're getting beat
- 9:30up by some black guys. I think you can maybe say if you're getting
- 9:33jumped out, you can say, y'all, yes, so disrespect hold on,
- 9:37you're talking about what the a right? Oh yeah? I mean but
- 9:41even if you're getting jomped, like it's not that you want to say,
- 9:43but I just feel like you're so mad you're getting jomp where it's like,
- 9:46yo, that right, because that's that that's the level of diffrespect rights and
- 9:50not the only time where I'm like, and it's still not justifiable, but
- 9:54there are you getting jomped by black eyes exaber, I'm not. I'm like
- 9:56like I was like, yo, like damn bro Like, well it's like
- 10:00I want to get jump just the same, ye not, but you know
- 10:05what. Like But for me though, man like I look at disrespect as
- 10:07like a different politic, right when you disrespect me or like, I feel
- 10:13like you can just take it however you want. You can't tell somebody how
- 10:16to dictate the disrespect that you gave them, Right Like, someone walks up
- 10:20and they push you and you punch them in their ship. They can't be
- 10:24mad that you punched them in the shit because you shouldn't never put their hands
- 10:28on him in the first place. You feel me. So it's just like
- 10:31like you can't. You can't, like you can't get mad for somebody's reaction
- 10:33when it's like it's the same level. There's also the same, but there's
- 10:37also yeah, to put somebody step your Jordans. That might that might Yeah,
- 10:41that's a little different. Yeah, you can push me back and like,
- 10:45don't step at my Jordan's home and I don't know my less and I'm
- 10:48like, you're my bad sorry dispense on the theater, you know. But
- 10:50like if you find step on your Jordans, you like want to show me
- 10:54the gap, I'm like, oh, my bad dog, Like for real,
- 10:56you need a new pair, Like what sides are you? Yeah,
- 10:58that's definitely not that serious. Definitely, Yeah, they give me his real
- 11:03disrespect, bro, Like somebody said some racial slurt you or something like that.
- 11:05Yeah, like that, that's that's feasible cause just to fight you even
- 11:09then, dog, if you sit out here and told me someone called me
- 11:11a weback and I know you're not a webback, and you told me I
- 11:13ran them over or I threw my car down, but like, for real,
- 11:16is it? That? Is it that serious? Man? I don't
- 11:18think. I don't think the word web bag hits like the Edward though,
- 11:22But is it worth going to jail? Maybe maybe maybe not for us,
- 11:24bro, but that shit hits that, that shit hits different for you.
- 11:28But yeah, take that shit. Yeah, I know some people, but
- 11:31you, I'm sure you've been called it and you what, It's not worth
- 11:33it. You got a great line. I punched the people in the ship,
- 11:35but I never went to jail over it though. You know what I'm
- 11:37saying. I feel like I just want some got the fuck on, you
- 11:43know, like I just got out out of there. But yeah, street
- 11:46code man, Yeah, man, I trust me. I feel I know
- 11:48that I'm just I'm a very passive person. That's another thing. I'm just
- 11:50like, man, fuck you dog, My life's great. I'm not gonna
- 11:52sit here. But he's on. If he's one was black and someone called
- 11:56the word dog, look out down. I'm looking at his smile. He's
- 12:01like, Bro, wish I would I would just wish I would just be
- 12:05like working towards being Godfather's size. Yeah, just be like somebody called me
- 12:09look at you, BRODA want to hear you saying because like imagines a like
- 12:15you know, Godfather dud like the rest he talked about, like like he
- 12:18would grew up in the South, bro, and he said that he would
- 12:22bro like him and his prime Bro, like this man is not a human,
- 12:24Like he's just like all muscle and just like I would not even say
- 12:28hi to this food just because like he's pretty intimidating at that time, like
- 12:31he's just so buff. And he said that there was times when somebody fucking
- 12:35thought that this wasn't gonna sit there and take it at the bar, and
- 12:37he fucking beat like what happened four or five mothers suckers up at the bar,
- 12:41Like because he's a wrestler, bro, like he's seeing you are around,
- 12:46like because I ain't gonna like he could pick up somebody like me bro
- 12:48like like like a baby and throw me bro if he wanted to. And
- 12:52I'm heavy, Yeah, like so he could he could fucking just like like
- 12:54literally throw you if he wanted to. That really wanted to be on that
- 12:58type of time. Yeah for real, for real, No, I feel
- 13:00you. I'd be scared to get to piss off Godfather. I feel you.
- 13:05Any wrestler, I think any wrestler, even little Ray masterial fuck you
- 13:09up, dog. Yeah, any of those wrestlers, they all they all
- 13:13you know, trained, and they got that straight much as we did something
- 13:16from being fake. Dude, they'll fuck you up. They have cars,
- 13:18they'll give you some real pop. They're all steroid out. You don't want
- 13:24you don't want to go up against Crisp. You don't want to piss off
- 13:26Crispin Walter. You remember what he did to his fan. Yeah, let's
- 13:35let's not take it. You know what's crazy. It was like I was
- 13:41gonna you that shit, Broun, you know, it was crazytatement any of
- 13:46that. It's like all the fucking white all the white wrestlers do some crazy
- 13:50shit like that. Bro, Like they go like but it's like everybody else
- 13:54they just kind of hurt themselves. Like Eddie Guerrero was like hard, you
- 13:58know what I mean, Like all the other foods they just know was steroids.
- 14:01That was steroid. His heart gave out, he was pumping. It
- 14:05wasn't because his heart, it was because that happened to Bart, and that
- 14:09happened to Bart. Barts is taking a good amount of it. He's taken
- 14:11by his doctor. Sure part's not stupid, yo, but you know what
- 14:15he told me. I don't know why he tells me these things, but
- 14:16like I don't know why you have to feel like just because he told you,
- 14:20I have to go tell all the fucking YouTube twitch and all the pat
- 14:24He told me that, Like he went back to the doctor, bro,
- 14:26and then he said that like he like misread the dosage so he was pumping
- 14:28too much. So they had to like beam him down because he was like
- 14:31having too much steroids. Yeah that's how dude. Whenever he would come over
- 14:35and he'll started like baking everything a competition. Yeah yeah, Like I'm like,
- 14:41come on, dude, yeah no, but that but that shit,
- 14:43yeah, because thoughts roon't be rolling, bro, so like anything is a
- 14:48competition to you, bro, Like you just wanted to do whatever. I
- 14:50bet you. I could breathe better than you podcast, bitch, I can
- 14:54sleep better than you, bitch if you're talking about Yeah, yeah, that's
- 14:58a whole other thing. Bro. Like have you ever met like competitive ask
- 15:01fools like that? I kind of hate that ship, bro, Like I
- 15:05being competitive in my own nature where it's like like you know, it's it's
- 15:09I'm just like all right, you know, I was like we compare and
- 15:11then we just get motivated. But I don't never like to feel like you
- 15:15were never competitive person. Yeah I can. I can be a competitive person
- 15:16as fun, but I just that's a different kind of pressure. And I
- 15:20performed great under pressure, but that she takes a lot out of me.
- 15:22Like the last time I had I cared about I had anything like that with
- 15:26soccer. Yeah, the only thing that I really the pressure of not letting
- 15:31your father down. Oh I wouldn't why why when we didn't win dog?
- 15:35It was bad. I was like a sore. That's the whole anther level.
- 15:37I would take my shirt cry because you didn't win, Bro, finals,
- 15:41like the final, why I saw? I'm not like you're third,
- 15:45You're like twelve. Steph Curry cried yesterday when the Laker Hello, I'm like,
- 15:52I'm actually I'm actually pretty happy about it. I was like, I'm
- 15:56like me say that with the Laker had on yours, That's what I'm There's
- 16:00gonna be new hats, It's gonna be championship hats, prosiety down the street.
- 16:06Man. I swear to god, Bro, I gotta walk in there
- 16:07with me real, like, come on, be you just do me this
- 16:11favor. Bro. I know you're not gonna wear the prociety hats because you
- 16:12have a billion of hats. But let me walk in there with you,
- 16:15g so we could get the connection. And maybe they sponsor our show too,
- 16:18because they're just right down the street. I just want to like have,
- 16:21like me see if I could get an order of some New Era hats
- 16:23with my burger on there, like you know what I mean, just like
- 16:26but like there's because I ain't gonna likee. So what I've been working that's
- 16:33different than going to the fucking fashion district. You know what it is,
- 16:36bro, I don't want it. No, some of them are hard.
- 16:41Some of them are hard, and I get it. But the thing is
- 16:45New Era bro is um is cut and sober. A lot of people don't
- 16:48understand that. So everything when it comes to New Era, it's it's like
- 16:52being made in sheets. So it's like certain things like they'll be like the
- 16:56La logo and they'll be a bunch of sheets and they cut that and then
- 16:57they fucking they they put the literally they put the glue in the back and
- 17:02then they fucking sew it together. So that's why it's very hard to alter
- 17:06them afterwards. And it's when and it's fitted straight up being fitted just because
- 17:11of that. So I I this is snapback. Can you get a wholesale
- 17:15I've been trying to show what I've been to the deal, like there has
- 17:18to be a price that these peoples do we work? How many do you
- 17:19have to order? They only sell snapbacks wholesales, and I don't want to
- 17:23sell they don't they do, but you gotta have a store. But fittings
- 17:26must be so hard because you can't just have a fucking vendor's license to fucking
- 17:30do it. I've been trying to find to find one, like you know,
- 17:33in the two places that the two places that I have found them,
- 17:36they were legit. But it's like they're talking about, like I need to
- 17:38order a grip of hats, and I'm just like, man, I gotta
- 17:41at least get like three other companies on the board of man, but I
- 17:42look, I'm gonna order like about five hundred ones. And they'd be like,
- 17:47I know, you fuck a red be like all right, cool,
- 17:48like you can you know, I'll give them to you on the wholesale and
- 17:51just you go do your own ship. That way, we all kind of
- 17:53like get something that's the only way I've been trying to do that because you
- 17:57have to order a lot, bro and it's like that every head shape is
- 18:00the same. That's yeah, but you get it, you get it,
- 18:03dope, but you get different sizes, so you'll get like you'll get like
- 18:06twelve of like size six. Then what is it? What is it six
- 18:10and a half six, half seventh to quarter that you have a lot of
- 18:12them. Yeah, that's gonna be a lot of shit. But that's but
- 18:15that's the reason you have to go in on it with somebody. If that's
- 18:18if you got the real play, because if it was down here, I
- 18:21could just go by twelve and be like, all right, cool, I
- 18:22get twelve, I get I got pre sells already, let's go ahead and
- 18:25get rid of them. And then I used to get fitted hats and then
- 18:26for some reason they weren't fitting them. I don't know if my head out
- 18:29small, don't no, no, because they shrink. Because it's like when
- 18:32you get a fitted hat, it's like it'll shrink because like once you wear
- 18:36it and you know it will start getting adjusted to your head is shit,
- 18:38sweat and all that shit will like make it shrink and make it fit.
- 18:41It's wolf. Yeah, that's why it's called it fitted because it's like when
- 18:44you put it on and when you wear it's gonna get fitted on your head.
- 18:48Like I don't know, I just made that up. It just sounded
- 18:52it just sounded good. I just I've been buying. I believe that.
- 18:56Do you should have said my problem? Hey, new Area, New Era,
- 19:00y'all niggas need to hire me. I just gave y'all the best promo
- 19:03ever. Bro y'all need to y'all need to hire me for that. Talking
- 19:06about site, Yeah, me and sit I shot. I shopped there a
- 19:11lot, like I literally, like even though I have a lot of hats,
- 19:15but the thing is, I sold all my hats, Like I got
- 19:18rid of all my hats to a majority of them. Like I have my
- 19:19collection all the hats that I made as well, but like I just kind
- 19:22of like all I have is like just New Era ones that I like collectibles
- 19:25because like I've been I've been collecting them and customizing them. What would your
- 19:29hat size? I wanted to win that hat. Oh that's why you attacked
- 19:32me. This attacked me, and like I was like he just put like
- 19:34shoe size or his hat size. I was like, I am not your
- 19:37girlfriend. Just you didn't read you, you didn't read, you didn't read.
- 19:41You didn't read the fucking thing. Bro. I was like, please,
- 19:44thank you. He just dropped his hat size. It was because it
- 19:45was a giveaway to hit Tagger friend, and I was just like, you
- 19:48know what, I was like, that's kind of tight. This is a
- 19:49sick ass custom hat. I'm not too big on the new era hat game,
- 19:53but eighties had dude, that ship was pretty fucking cool. Not a
- 19:57D not a D. He. I don't know this nigga got like a
- 20:02different plug. Like I like, how you know, I've seen a lot
- 20:03of eighties hats like he'd be rocking, and I don't see none of them
- 20:07ships in the store. Yeah right, he's on custom, bro, Like
- 20:10that nigga. That nigga either got custom or like someone or because every time
- 20:14he's tapped in with somebody to wear like they just don't have the prociety up
- 20:18the street, bro, and they fucking get him. Like I walked in
- 20:19there the other day just to see what's up. But I was gonna I
- 20:22was about to drop like a bill and something right, and I was like,
- 20:25just on this one hat bro and I was like, but it was
- 20:26a Swartowski or Starvowski fucking crystal edition, you know what I'm talking Like,
- 20:32you know the little Swarvowski crystals with the like they have a store and they
- 20:36make little sculptures and shit. All right, So that's a certain brand.
- 20:38It's very famous for like making these crystals. So they made like New Era
- 20:41made like a certain collab with them, and it's like all these team ems,
- 20:45but they have these little crystals bro like, and it's like, it's
- 20:48pretty fucking cool. It's like, but Daz, I was like, that's
- 20:51cool bringing that back. Well, I mean it's a hardy No, I
- 20:55never liked that. I always wanted to add hardy fake tattoo sleeves. I
- 21:00lie. I had a couple of a hardy hoodies. I had a couple
- 21:03of a hardy hoodies. They were doing pretty dope and shout out to the
- 21:06plug that used to get them off the truck man, because I used to
- 21:07get them ships for thirty dollars. Oh fake and no, my ship was
- 21:11real. My ship had all the tags and everything. It'scause you know,
- 21:14you just had the plug. The plug came through, you know what I'm
- 21:17saying shout out to the plug he and around no more man, every people
- 21:21fucking plugged and plugged in and places that you don't know. But like,
- 21:23I have a story with Rass Cass when I used to work left Bro,
- 21:26so I took this for one time right now. I took this food to
- 21:29Crenshaw, like Crenshaw District, and there was these little stories behind like or
- 21:33like somewhere around the other Crenshaw moll and I was just like, man,
- 21:34I was like, I was like, fool, this shit looks hella sketch
- 21:37up in here. I was like, the fuck you bringing me here.
- 21:40I didn't know who he was right at the time, but I'm friends with
- 21:42Rash shout out to him. I'm gonna have him on the show Patriotic soon.
- 21:47But all but you know, I take him to go buy this this
- 21:49store and then he's like, yeah, this park right here, nobody's gonna
- 21:52tell you nothing. I sit there and I'm just like, man, Bro,
- 21:55I was like, there's a lot of like hood ass activity going on
- 21:56here, right you know. I'm like, it's like dudes coming in and
- 22:00out of this fucking store, and I was like, they're just coming out
- 22:02with a little bags, not little bags, but like they're buying shit.
- 22:04But I guess one of their dudes had come up from a truck and he
- 22:07had Gucci belts and then ras cats like took an uber so I could go
- 22:11out and then out. Then he came out and he was like, look
- 22:14at what look at what I got? And I was just a driver,
- 22:15bro, like just like and then I was like he just got that in
- 22:18there and he's like yeah, he was like my friend got play out there
- 22:21and he bought like two belts and there was legit. It was legit,
- 22:23like legitis, bro, Like they had paperwork and all that shit. They
- 22:26even had the card because but have you seen like a good fake? But
- 22:33it the homie bout, it's good fakes. It's different. It's different way.
- 22:36It's different when you know it's hot and when it's hot merchandise. Though,
- 22:38there was one time where I went to the Swami with Chewing Long Beach
- 22:41and there was a booth or some dude just selling all kinds of like okay,
- 22:45so that what's up with that? Okay? So those people are legit,
- 22:48the people that post up in the Swami. You want me to tell
- 22:51you why when at least the legit swammy like the one in Long Beach,
- 22:53because they have certain undercover shoppers that will go there and will find them if
- 22:59they find the fake, and literally will ban them and tell other swami's like,
- 23:03hey, if you come and sell fake Louis Batton at the fucking swami
- 23:06like if you tell him, hey, this is fake, it's a replica.
- 23:08But but there's people that have booths of purses and all this shit.
- 23:14Yeah, and it's just truthly high end. If those people get caught and
- 23:17there's somebody there every time, brother, and you don't know who that person
- 23:19is, but they go and they try to talk to this lady and they'll
- 23:22be like, so how much for it is this Louis Baton and then for
- 23:25real, and like if they find out that shit is fake, brother,
- 23:26they'll even get arrested at some point because some of them get caught trying to
- 23:30go do that shit again, and that word gets around in that small swami
- 23:33community because I mean, I do resell too, so it's like I'd be
- 23:37going to like to all this shit and I'd i'd be seeing him. There
- 23:40has been times where I have come up. But there's stuff that even certain
- 23:41people will not buy. I don't know how people don't get tricked. Like
- 23:45the homie he orders from China, it takes like a month to get here.
- 23:48Whatever he easy, whatever he orders, they'll talk about will like that
- 23:51and that guy and uh oh he's our friend, dude, and it'll take
- 23:56a month, not too much, will man. And I don't take like
- 23:57a month again, water and that's and I've seen him get like impared Jordan's
- 24:03or whatever. And I've seen him come in and I opened the box and
- 24:08everything is perfect the way it's supposed to be, you know, the inside
- 24:11soul. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that keeps the shoot the shoot nice.
- 24:14Even that's got the Jordan's sign on it. Yeah, they're Yeah,
- 24:18they're not fucking around. Broke to the dot. Bro. Like the fucking
- 24:23box, the dude, the fucking box with the description on it. Bro.
- 24:27They go all the way to the paper that they wrap the fucking shoot
- 24:32in. It's so impressive when you spa and if fake paper, Nick,
- 24:36I'm like, yo, fake paper wrap your shoe in, bro, Like
- 24:41yo, y'all do the most the sticker everything one step dog, you gotta
- 24:47you really gotta wrap to in the fake one and literally sit there and just
- 24:51know that this one's worth literally four hundred bucks more because maybe the Jordan's like
- 24:56a quarter of an inch like to the red right that's literally or the stick
- 25:00sho's wrong, or you can tell like some people know, I've seen those
- 25:03those that's a fact. Are you talking about? Like them like the shoes,
- 25:07like the shoe like at the shoe is it like the shoe complexes shit
- 25:10like like where they like they need a resell and that they would literally check
- 25:14the sea if the shoe is real, or they don't even think they know
- 25:15because stock has been caught. Yeah, stock X has definitely been caught multiple
- 25:21times, multiple times a lot, Yeah, multiple time. People still go
- 25:25to stock X as if like der legit. It's like, bro, you're
- 25:27better on going shopping at the getting your Jordan's at the Sante Bro. I
- 25:34also don't think I also honestly don't even think it's stock X fault. I
- 25:37just think sometimes the shoe is that good. And also these guys are getting
- 25:42paid how much minimum waves? He's aren't fucking real Like it's minimum waves,
- 25:47right, it's the guy that's gonna look at it quick, let's go.
- 25:51He's gonna look at hundred shoes, gonna pay minimum war lets. It's a
- 25:53quick thing. These aren't like So this thing is I'm not saying stock X
- 25:56is selling shoes fake on purpose. I just think it's like now they've just
- 26:00got so much volume they just can't look at it. You know who's looking
- 26:04at it? You just hired this kid. This kid just says he knows
- 26:07Jordan's because he has Jordan's. So there's that thing where I don't think it
- 26:11was on purpose. It's just you gotta be careful buy it from the store.
- 26:14I literally I haven't. I don't haven't bought sneakers unless it's literally from
- 26:17from from the drop. Yeah. But even you know, because to me,
- 26:21because you know, there's a lot of those stores now that are like
- 26:22resale stores that are like in the malls now. So it's like, yeah,
- 26:26bro, gotta be careful with those because it's just like I've walked in
- 26:30there and I'm like, how is it that this store is in multiple different
- 26:34malls. They all got a set of Jordan's that you can't even get right
- 26:38now? Bro, How to fuck do y'all got them Jordan's? Bro?
- 26:42You know what I'm saying, Like that's what I'm like, Yeah, there's
- 26:45there's something up with that. I get mine's from Michael Jordan himself. That's
- 26:49how you know that's a fact, man, because she didn't even rock him.
- 26:56So he's like, that's how in the Cuddies I can't even rock him.
- 26:59Dog people don't find out that, Michael Jordan. I'm surprised someone has
- 27:02to been smart enough to come out with the fake like PS five is shit
- 27:04and like a trying to do that and he got no. No, he
- 27:10did like an emulator type of thing where it was like not an emulator,
- 27:14but yeah it is an emulator. Yeah yeah yeah, so like it's a
- 27:17it was just a bunch of the old school games all on one fucking console.
- 27:19I mean, but you could get that at Walmart. That's that's like
- 27:22you can get that at the swamid for sure. Yeah yeah, it's like,
- 27:25yeah, you can get that any money for that. I mean,
- 27:27you know that ship is really fucking illegal bro out here. They let you
- 27:32do it to an extent, but like that shit is really fucking illegal,
- 27:36yeah, because it's like Nintendo Sega, they all own the rights to them,
- 27:40to the to the fucking to those games and shit, and we all
- 27:42know Sony and Nintendo did not give the fucking rights to you to fucking you
- 27:48know, have that shit on there, bro, Like, what are we
- 27:49talking about? We all know that, you know, you know what was
- 27:52the crazy thing about that is that's a crazy law in Japan. Bro,
- 27:56that's a really big fucking law. You can do ten years like if anybody,
- 28:00because you know, video gaming is really big out there. There's people
- 28:02at some point that we're making emulators and making uh like um, certain certain
- 28:07characters so you could like you put them in the Pokemon game. They're altered
- 28:11and are unbeatable pretty much, so they're over here just cheating the whole thing.
- 28:14And then people got people got caught up over there, and there's people
- 28:17serving like ten years cent in Japan. No not, they were altering it
- 28:22so you can actually cheating on the masses, and I'm like, that's that's
- 28:25that's different. Yeah, but then they were they were selling that. So
- 28:27let's just say I'm one of those people in exagerias, like I play Street
- 28:30Fighter. I was like, all right, cool customizer Ryu, but this
- 28:33fool's unbeatable like like you, and then you could play him online. It's
- 28:37like nine writing right, yeah, just fucking up everybody. Yeah like that.
- 28:42Yeah, and then people people were just like like those games to this
- 28:48day, I think they're so boring. I have like Teken like techn three
- 28:51thousand Tech is tight boring at the end. To me, it's just like
- 28:56you're just you're I don't know, man, Like it's been a while since
- 29:00I play it, but I think if I did play again, like,
- 29:03I think it would be cool. Like I played, I played not Mortal,
- 29:06yeah, Mortal Kombat. I played like one of the last Mortal Kombats.
- 29:08That ship was so boring about it, dude, that ship. That
- 29:11ship still hits. It's just a game where it's it's like it's not like
- 29:15called like called duty. To me, it's way better than fucking like shooting
- 29:18people. But I don't know even what call it duties. It's a race
- 29:22I'm getting kind of overcalled duty, bro, because it's like it's the same
- 29:25shit, like like, bro, they don't even have a new name for
- 29:27call of duty now, they're just calling it modern warfare, and it's been
- 29:30modern warfare since two thousand and ten, like one of those two thousand and
- 29:34three yeah, bro, Like it's it's like bro, Like, how many
- 29:37modern how many more modern warfares is it going to be? You know what
- 29:41I'm saying, Like, y'all, y'all at least got to come up with
- 29:42a different name. Like we stopped having wards already, you know what I
- 29:45mean. I mean, I played Fortnite before. There's not how many World
- 29:49War two games are we gonna have? You right right? That's why it's
- 29:52like, man, and you know, and talking about that, I don't
- 29:56know this this okay, so this this is probably just a black issue for
- 29:59me. We're just talking about how many more times, like how many more
- 30:02fucking slave movies are they gonna keep sucking making? Bro? Like literally,
- 30:06bro, like that be my motherfucking shit, bro, Like, how many
- 30:07times you're gonna keep seeing a white guy fucking hitting a fucking black guy?
- 30:11Bro? Like, I think that's what keeps a lot of black people bro
- 30:15in like this fucking like victim mentality where it's like like it's just like I
- 30:22don't know, bro. For me, I don't wake up every day and
- 30:25I'm just like, oh my god, oh my god, I can't I
- 30:30can't fucking breathe because I'm breathing in the white man's air like I don't live
- 30:34my life like that, and some of these some people do, bro,
- 30:37and I just feel like like bro, like shit that happened to our ancestors
- 30:41and ship. Yes, that shit's absolutely bad, It's absolutely horrible. I'm
- 30:45never ever going to discredit that. But I'm not going through that. My
- 30:51parents aren't going through that. My family is not going through that. Like,
- 30:55yes, there are some you know, there are some pockets of white
- 30:59supremacy out there. Me, I personally look at white supremacy being in like
- 31:02the foster care system right, um, the whole prison, the pipeline,
- 31:07like a lot of that ship is literally just taking kids, you know what
- 31:11I mean, and just beating them straight to prison. I can use Orange
- 31:14County as an example, right right, my boy? So you know,
- 31:17um, what is it? Yeah, I'm really about to go in on
- 31:19some shit, right I'm saying. So, Like when it comes down to
- 31:23Orangewood, Right, Orangewood is right across the street from the outlets of Orange
- 31:27right the mall right bright and right next to there's a juvenile center, right
- 31:33and yeah, there's one right behind there, right fucking behind it, right
- 31:37and right next to the juvenile center is a it's a county jail, and
- 31:41across the street on the other end, it's a it's a course. So
- 31:45it's literally a pipeline system to where this is what the kids are set up
- 31:51for. You go from one facility to the other. Yeah, And and
- 31:53for me, right I was you know, I was in Foster Carey,
- 31:56shit, you know what I'm saying. And I was in Orangewood for a
- 31:59little bit. And when I was in Orangewood, when you had like the
- 32:01little playground area in the back, there's this fence. When you look through
- 32:05the fence. What can you see through the fence the fucking juvenile center.
- 32:09You can literally see the kids across the way. And we will be like,
- 32:13yo, like why are there kids over there? And then I'd over
- 32:15here, like you know what I'm saying. So it's it's crazy, bro,
- 32:19Like that's what I really look at. Shit. So it's like,
- 32:22but we want to like, I feel like that's really a topic of conversation
- 32:25to me, Like a white guy follow you around a grocery store. That's
- 32:30not white supremacy to me, I don't give a fuck about that. What
- 32:34do you think about the whole reparations? Um? So okay, so this
- 32:38is like that really what so so? So that's so that's basically so so
- 32:45here's the thing right off something like that. So so yeah, so so
- 32:47let me let me break it down, right. So there's other communities that
- 32:51have gotten reparations, right like you know, from from you know like that.
- 32:55Yeah, you know what I'm saying. So you know, so that's
- 32:59why you know, black people, some black people they're fighting for that because
- 33:01they feel like they should get that. Now, me personally, I feel
- 33:06like, if we're gonna get reparations, this is what I would want it.
- 33:07Then. I don't want no fucking money. I don't want none of
- 33:10that. I want tax free, bro, That's what the fuck I want.
- 33:15I don't want to pay no fucking taxes. I arrest. Nobody gonna
- 33:20tell me shit that you want you get a certain visa cards? Sorry,
- 33:24I want that right or like or like or like free school, you know
- 33:29what I'm saying, like school, like the loans and shit. Bro,
- 33:31that's a lot like I think that will be a good form of reparations,
- 33:36bro. But like this whole trying to you know, make the government million,
- 33:38trying trying to make the government print more money when our dollars already fucked
- 33:43up like that don't even make no I mean, and what are they gonna
- 33:45do with that money. It's they're gonna sit in here, they're gonna send
- 33:52check it out. They're gonna they're gonna they're gonna send all their money to
- 33:55the racist white people that they fucking said that they hated. Right, let's
- 33:59keep it real, right, Gucci, Louis Vaton, all these companies have
- 34:02all fucking played in black people's face. They've all made clothing that had black
- 34:07face on it. You know what I'm saying, are some sort of shit
- 34:09like that, and then when black people got mad, they said, oh,
- 34:14I'm sorry, they hired a black guy, and then niggas got over
- 34:16it. Literally like that is and literally that's what happens all the fucking time.
- 34:22Like that's all I'm like, bro, Like, if they give us
- 34:24money money, if they give us money, all they're gonna do is spit
- 34:28it on Gucci, Louis Vaton, all the dumb shit, and they're gonna
- 34:30give all the money to the white supremacist racist that y'all were just talking about.
- 34:35Y'all need to get reparations from so it's stupid. Yeah yeah, bro,
- 34:43like a black visa card like bro, and it just it just to
- 34:45think about it, right, just as an average person that's just working a
- 34:47normal job. Right, when you look at your fucking when you look at
- 34:50the paycheck, you're gonna see all those taxes that they take out of that.
- 34:53Bro, They fuck your paycheck over broe that it starts real pretty.
- 35:00You're like, yeah, where how and then he's like and then you look
- 35:04it up and the money adds up. You're like, dad's in the union.
- 35:07Yeah yeah, Bro, it's fucked up, bro. Like that's that's
- 35:12what I would want. Man, that's a smeatough and let's start a union
- 35:14here even read, Yeah that's what that's what. We can't even flush the
- 35:21toilet, dude. Yeah, you can't blame that on dude. I just
- 35:28let everybody in the chat room know what happened. How so I wasn't my
- 35:31fault. This is still a mystery, Jerry. So on Thursday you think
- 35:37it was old man. That was a big turd for the old man.
- 35:40So we were on on Thursday. We got fucked up, and after the
- 35:45show we just kept like hanging out and just partying and ship finishing the nos
- 35:50tank and I guess, you know, nobody paid attention or nobody like whoever
- 35:53went to the bathroom that you know, bathrooms were being used throughout the whole
- 35:58time, you know, just to be fair, to be honest, And
- 36:01everybody leaves. And then the next day I get a text message from Tom,
- 36:06which is, you know, one of our guys here, and he's
- 36:07like, hey, somebody left the fat as ship in the fucking door.
- 36:10They didn't flush it. He's like, it's happened other times before, but
- 36:15this shop was worth benchy like. And then we just fucking laughed it to
- 36:22me and send it to me and he's like, was it you were Bill
- 36:25or one of the homies. And I call a homie Bill, I'm like,
- 36:28bro for real and he's like, you don't remember. He's on set
- 36:31it when he's the rustom. When I'm done, we're leaving. And and
- 36:38then now that he's don thinks about it, he thinks it was him.
- 36:40No, No, you think it was me. I know it wasn't me,
- 36:45dude, Drunken Stoner was here too. I vagine it was this lady.
- 36:51Hey, all I know is it wasn't me. It definitely wasn't that
- 36:54much. Yeah, you know it was mister Hanky and a toilet bro.
- 37:00But he said it was thought it was Christmas. He said the way the
- 37:02way he just the way he didn't know. He didn't describe it. But
- 37:05I'm saying, like the reaction he he made it seem like he ran into
- 37:08that dinosaur ship from Jurassic Park. At that point, I'm not gonna lie.
- 37:12If I gotta see it, the whole group chat's gotta see it.
- 37:15And I know you guys got a group chat. I would have said.
- 37:17I'm like, I would have screwed. I want to just real reasons we
- 37:22need a Japanese toilet in here. There's no there's no chance to be real
- 37:28putting in Japanese toilet in there, no no way. How much are there
- 37:30maybe in the middle bathroom, No, that's the batist that was the worst.
- 37:35One has no door. Let's just say theoretically, you know it would
- 37:38be that one. How much is one of those with the code Japanese toilet?
- 37:43It is like twenty We can start to go fund me, but I
- 37:49don't let me up like a full lunch, because now they just sell the
- 37:53little shells like they just sell like the little the big day part. But
- 37:57I don't know. You're the one that went to Japan and that's why.
- 37:59But you have Japan and literally he's like, you've never taken a ship in
- 38:01your wife never? Yeah, he comes over here, he's like, oh
- 38:05they got music, Like there's no such thing as like you know how like
- 38:08you know how they treat us like prisoners. You've never noticed how the American
- 38:12treats is like prisoners when we go to the when we go take a ship
- 38:15technically, well look, I mean I just don't say why. I just
- 38:16don't understand why any just either person's next to me, feet and hands like
- 38:21this is just a nobody just don't make no sense, like taking a taking
- 38:24what is he using the bathroom? Using the bathroom should be a fucking private
- 38:29experience where the doors are still like everything's done, like you know what I
- 38:31mean, it's like hey man, like hey, yeah, I mean I
- 38:35don't really be paid. But that's the thing. I don't really be taking
- 38:37shit in part because because it's uncomfortable. Yeah, granted, if you granted,
- 38:42if you have you had your own room and you can listen to nature
- 38:46sounds. And there was a day that that's fucking and it was clean.
- 38:51Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. Yeah, he's almost like, dude,
- 38:52I wouldn't even take a must remember that not every Japanese home, especially in
- 38:59the ouscar of Japan or you know, metropolis Japan, don't have fucking toilets
- 39:05at all. They do have toilets, they're just not like Japanese toilets.
- 39:09All. I'm Japanese. All I'm saying, bro, I only ran into
- 39:15one fucking regular toilet out there, and it wasn't the dudes who were selling
- 39:17donor donor kebabs. I was like, you guys would cheap out on this.
- 39:22There is one good thing. There is one good thing about about the
- 39:23hole in the stalls. We can do cocaine. No cocaine, like when
- 39:30I'm doing. They don't have that, they don't have that problem. But
- 39:31like when I'm doing with the cookesack, I can tell he's on, Y'all'm
- 39:34gonna give it to you and I go the cosack. You could just go.
- 39:38But but in the private about just don't. Don't you think it would
- 39:40just make more sense, Like if we had a Japanese bathroom down there,
- 39:44like the stall so big that we could or if we were all theoretically doing
- 39:46cocaine, we could all just go there at the same time and it will
- 39:50be come to be like trin the Nature stones on, dude needs to change
- 39:53doing doing cocaine in the nature, Well that would be at least with the
- 39:59little music, crazy little let's go vibe. Like I went to I was.
- 40:01I was at I was at a mall food and I and granted,
- 40:05if our Glendale Galleria, I would never take a ship there right now,
- 40:07you know, I'm just saying that's on the pretty nice small, but I
- 40:09wasn't like the Glendale Galleria in Tokyo, I would one of those, because
- 40:15bro, this is like it's sketch. I don't know. I just don't
- 40:16trust. I just went to Japan, so like so I went, I
- 40:21went, I went there. I went there to the to the mall bathroom
- 40:23and like the stall was like this big, like okay, not as big
- 40:28as my office, but like I want to say, like the table it's
- 40:32like I was like it was. It was. It was quite the experience.
- 40:37Glendo Glaria no Japan. That's why I was like, yo, this
- 40:42is this is this is quite the bathroom. I here like people that change
- 40:45diapers in like the bathrooms on my products, I would like, you don't
- 40:51mind, just wanted to use the bathroom. Yeah, and they cost anywhere
- 40:52from what miss Wayfair has him for like a thousand dollars to start off,
- 40:57and then the most expensive and damn, this is a nice house. One
- 41:00eight thousand dollars, dude, But you already know what the Wayfarer shit Wayfair
- 41:07do. They'd be having some shit for like forty grand in the fucking cabinet
- 41:10when nothing in it. It wats to be a hunder pounds, and then
- 41:15for some reason that kid shows up. Yeah, that's exactly what shows up
- 41:19when you buy it. By it, by it, and let me know
- 41:21what shows up in it. It's just a cabinet. I'd return it real
- 41:23fast. And then that id the type of that id you see when the
- 41:27idea is linked up to some missing kids, are like, whoa, and
- 41:30it's it's just a coincidence. Yeah, it's just a coincidence. Coincidence.
- 41:34Did that even prove to be real? Love? Did you look into it?
- 41:37I mean, look they said they said it was all called spurs man
- 41:39man. Look just like how the island the island that if I told you
- 41:45there was an island where where people got trafficed to and billingaires went to.
- 41:47You would have said, you're lying. Actually, sound like a conspiracy happened.
- 41:51And then they killed them and no one gives a fuck. And then
- 41:54the bitch went to jail for selling for selling kids to people, but no
- 42:00one's who did you sell them too? Them? Bitch nobody to ghost.
- 42:06That's what I mean. She cats for she's for selling for selling kids to
- 42:09people. But then let's keep going on who you sold them to, because
- 42:14we gotta keep the ball rolling, right, That's what we do, right,
- 42:15That's what it would be the right thing to do. It's like,
- 42:17nah, you're just arresting you. We're not gonna ask you who bought it,
- 42:21who bought these kids? You can buy a urino on fucking Wayfair,
- 42:23so didn't have to should have just said it's still on how much the toilet
- 42:30yo urinals would be dope by telling my I go lie I do. I
- 42:34wouldn't mind having a urinal in my house. Man. Yeah, man,
- 42:37dog, I'm not putting I'm not putting the seatdown. I'm telling my wife
- 42:38we're gonnain or you're gonna go in the toilet. Every week, I'm gonna
- 42:42take a in the yurinal. I'm not putting the seatown. It's gonna be
- 42:47hard for me to remember it us. But the sawn time, Yeah,
- 42:50I think that I don't understand why, like other why people don't have urinals
- 42:53in their house. That should be man though too, like because there's no
- 42:57there was some nice urinals there. I was like, damn, this expanse
- 43:00like it has a little seal on top, so when you walk up,
- 43:02they didn't. It's like an iron man masks you know that actually gaslights men.
- 43:07You know, um at the fact that there's not a your at all,
- 43:10but there's a toilet. So the toilet is only supposed to make for
- 43:15the woman. But the man has to confine, you know, conform himself
- 43:20to use that toilet. See, dude, man need to upgrade in the
- 43:22bathroom, dude, or we need you in the backyard. When when I
- 43:25lived at my mom and my mom's house, most of my piss were in
- 43:28the backyard. I'll just be chilling, dude. That's disgusting. Why it's
- 43:34a bathroom. This is America. Dude're not gonna wash my hands. I
- 43:37never said and wash my hands. But the thing is, I don't have
- 43:39to aim. I just fucking let like, yeah, as long as you
- 43:42wash your hands out. Yeah, I'm washing my hands. This was acting
- 43:45like I just said, no, I'm washing my hands. But if my
- 43:46mom has a backyard, it was like an anchor, like a nice little
- 43:49back home. The dogs that I go out there just fucking chilling. I'm
- 43:52watching TV drinking. Oh yeah, he pissed on the dog. Yeah,
- 43:57fuck that fool. This is all over the house if you're did here,
- 44:01folks. He hates his dog. Nah, that was a whole dog.
- 44:06Yeah, man, it's it's great. So we should do a bring your
- 44:09dog to work day or we bring your dog to work, or bring your
- 44:14dog to the podcast or something. I need to be a mess, do
- 44:17a lot of work, bring your dog to the podcast, yeah, or
- 44:21bring it would be a lot of work, dude. And then what did
- 44:24they like start fighting each other? But then somebody takes his ship? Yeah,
- 44:29like like you know, you're trying to run the podcast, and then
- 44:30it's like the dogs start fighting and it's like, fuck, you got to
- 44:34stop the We've had a dog on the podcast, Remember predict about that little
- 44:37puppy? Yeah, it was on top of the table. Got a trouble,
- 44:40befo, we're pleased about it. Yeah, that I got in trouble
- 44:44for bringing I think that's why be Real didn't let us be just said anymore.
- 44:46Because I brought a cat. I brought a dog. Yeah, I
- 44:51brought a cat to this is before all that bullshit. But yeah, I
- 44:54made a poll. It's he's on a freight of toilets nine percent. Yes,
- 45:00he's he's scared of pissing in public because he will not pissing those little
- 45:04in those trolleys. First of all, nobody wants to piss in the trough.
- 45:07That is barbaric. Bro get a mad dog. If you gotta go,
- 45:10you gotta go. I'm not fucking waiting around the next guy's sprinkles on
- 45:15you. Oh no, how do you get space? We're not fucking like,
- 45:21we're not stardines. There no one else's piscus on you. Dude.
- 45:23I gotta fight, like, I gotta fight you exactly. You gotta fight
- 45:27at that. Look how Maddie is because you know what at the Dome,
- 45:30the Dodger Stadium, fucking bathrooms with a big trough. That's disgusting. Bro,
- 45:35No, that's a big ass. Yeah, bro, Like that's like
- 45:37everybody just dick swinging and shit. It's like, hey, nice stick man,
- 45:39just like, why are you looking, dude? Everybody's dicker is out
- 45:44forward forward, it's looking like a horse at the races, dude, straight
- 45:47fucking forward. You don't even look at your cant do it? X,
- 45:51show me how you do it? Yeah? You know, you know there's
- 45:52someone in there being a meat monitor. Someone, someone's in there being a
- 45:58meat monitor, Bro, someone fucking watching. If somebody just goes for it
- 46:01for you, exaber, you know what the fun going on in there?
- 46:04Nigga, someone in there being a meat monitor. Yeah, bro, somebody
- 46:07in there? Yeah, and what why what do you gonna do about it?
- 46:08What they do it on LGBTQ. Now what yeah? What if it?
- 46:12What if there's some gay dude? They're just I knew it was like,
- 46:14Hey, I saw you in the tron fucking like him what he sees.
- 46:16And when we move on forward, he doesn't, he doesn't stop.
- 46:20He starts telling you stuff like the high period room. Oh, then then
- 46:22there might be a confrontation. But no, he's not gonna do that because
- 46:27not form my fucking not a Hills, Jersey. He knows not to fun
- 46:30with people from some that is not what he just means. What if he
- 46:32buys you orange juice? Like I know you like orange juice, You're stupid?
- 46:37Yeah, ruy lgbtq XG. Why because I fucking don't mind taking a
- 46:45piss at the tron, at the fucking whatever the mean you gotta go now,
- 46:50I know these fools you have we cross dress Exavier. No, he's
- 46:54gonna always ask this question because you know, how much did we say last
- 46:59time? How much you just know to say, like you know, like
- 47:00some people, some people for um, like you know, they do it
- 47:04for for for the elevate their comedy career. If rup if ruppap told you,
- 47:09I'll do a hind Hungrism, but we gotta be crossed. I don't
- 47:13want him do it a high hunt hungry even raised like even r that Hapen's
- 47:19production that who's a Nicon dude, he's not on my list, it's not
- 47:22my list, but it's on my list. Yeah, you guys got a
- 47:27compromise. It's like a marriage. Sorry. Yeah, but and some bomb
- 47:31ass restaurants whenever we whenever, whenever we get a chest to eat hot dogs,
- 47:35bro, why you might listen to this have some respect. I don't
- 47:42know who he is, but he's obviously a legend. I raised he's just
- 47:45a legend in the drag world. Yeah, I would take Jeffrey Star want.
- 47:51I think he won a Grammy. I think he won an Emmy.
- 47:52I would take Jeffrey Star over that for a dog. All right, that's
- 47:57cool. I was like Van would over Dealing Mlvani over over RuPaul. Hey,
- 48:06yo, hey, did you get to bust out butt? You're the
- 48:10ones over here like RuPaul is, like, I'll take RuPaul. I didn't
- 48:14say I would take upa I'm just saying if I had all take Jeffrey Start.
- 48:16Yeah, he just seems like he'd be like, hey, dude,
- 48:19I brought Marlon Manson too, So let's what would you guys eat? Where
- 48:22do you Where do you think it would take you to eat? I don't
- 48:24know the pronouns soul. His name's Jeffrey. Okay, where are you guys
- 48:29gonna eat? I don't know, Like I don't I don't feel like like
- 48:31you take you some sushi high end sushi. Shit you high and hungry high
- 48:36and sushi joint. Probably probably some pasta. Oh do you think so gay
- 48:42foods like pasta? They like sushi sushi? Yeah, I don't see a
- 48:45lot of gay foods when they go eat sushi. But you didn't watch this.
- 48:47They had commercials about like what gay guys should eat during the pandemic on
- 48:52Uber eats for the tops in the bottoms. This was the craziest shit,
- 48:55dude. Really, yeah, bro, it was fucking wilder in the pandemic.
- 49:00Has your HBO been seeing more gayer? I haven't logged onto HBO lately.
- 49:05What are you doing? Fuck you? You logged into my HBO?
- 49:07Huh? You're oh it's thought. I was just gonna the group chat.
- 49:16Gave us their password, but we made accounts. I got his own account.
- 49:20He made us the accounts. Yeah, he made shout out to you,
- 49:22J. But fuck, I have a lot having South Park's been over
- 49:27lately, so there's nothing for me to watch on there. I just been
- 49:30like rating the top gage shows. It's like this is my favorite. I
- 49:34love Folke Bankmountain Top five more like this. Your your algorithm is is very
- 49:39much like that, very much like the algorithm is about to change for everybody
- 49:44on twitch. Uh And I hope you enjoyed it by the time being,
- 49:46But everybody start making that shift to Patreon. Patreon only this is whether we
- 49:52like, do we have to watch ourselves at that point, Oh dude,
- 49:54we can do whatever. You're gonna start with cursing in if we did cocaine,
- 49:58we do we do it on the Patreon. You know how sad it
- 50:00would be we just died. Yeah, it'd be like this is the last
- 50:06there's been streams that There's been streams that people will die. You can find
- 50:09those one from doing drugs, you know what it's like the live people are
- 50:13alive and the like. One time though, I remember I used to be
- 50:15on four chan dog and I remember I say, this story for the patroon,
- 50:20let's go about the food that the heroine. All right, yeah,
- 50:23you don't know, you don't know where this story gets dark real quick,
- 50:28all right, so um, and it was pretty fucking bad. So with
- 50:30that being said, thank everybody who was here on twitch real quick, and
- 50:34you can, of course, you can replay that episode and watch it,
- 50:37but if you want to watch the rest of it, go to Patreon.
- 50:38For just five dollars you can join us. Thank everybody who purchased, who
- 50:44got the second T shirt. If you haven't got your T shirt and it's
- 50:46your second month subscription or your first month joining us, let me know.
- 50:50Just DM me on there. But like I said, the show's still on.
- 50:52We're still going live for anybody who doesn't want to go Craig, can
- 50:55you let him know where to find you and ship everybody who's not gonna be
- 50:58on the patroon. Yeah, so you can find me on Instagram everything at
- 51:04craizo C c R A y O C could your boy craze from the oc
- 51:08Um. I also got a show with my bro e MC sinatra, um
- 51:13and yb uh this Saturday coming up um on the twentieth over at the Guarden
- 51:19Amphitheater. Um. Yeah man, so pull up. How did you find
- 51:22on in the club? To call? I forgot? You have to get
- 51:25invited? Oh clubhouse? So yeah okay, so clubhouse. Um, my
- 51:30my accounts be getting clips, so you you'll have to follow my new club.
- 51:34Um it's called still Banging. Um because Keith Banging got clipped? Uh?
- 51:38Is that like that drill music shit? That's something that no, no,
- 51:42no, So Keith Banging is really all about just like like like arguments
- 51:45and shit. It's just you know, like roasting people, you know,
- 51:50shit like that, you know, and you know I just developed like a
- 51:52you know, following with that, you know. And no matter how many
- 51:54times Clubhouse tries to clip me, ban me, You're never gonna ban me
- 52:00because I am a real nigga, and everybody fuck with me. Man.
- 52:02Shout out to Whack one honeyed, Shout to the hunted side, Shout out
- 52:06to beasts, Shout out to R and B. You know what I'm saying.
- 52:08Shout out to Dommy, Shout out to the Gimme Factory. Shout out
- 52:15to you know, everybody on Clubhouse man that you know, fuck with me?
- 52:17Man, All right, head over to Patreon patren only from now on,
- 52:21Exclusive Exclusive Let's see. I mean, you guys get you, guys
- 52:23get half shot and then no Wednesday Kenny Florence coming by Comedian Only. They
- 52:32don't get nothing. Don't hurt you? I guess I don't. I was
- 52:36trying to be the home blowing up. We gotta make it exclusively, all
- 52:38right, y'all hurt to hear from these fools right here we go. I'm
- 52:40doing it. I'm doing it, and what is going on? Everybody on
- 52:49Patreon salute to everybody who was beginning to be on Patreon from from the get
- 52:52go. You know what I mean, you guys have been seeing the extra
- 52:55content. You guys have been seeing all the extra goodies that we've been hooking
- 53:00you guys up with. Nonetheless, is there you even interacting the patroon?
- 53:04Of course, now you're not even I don't even locked Dan Yays won't give
- 53:06you the password? What do you mean? Uh? What do you mean?
- 53:09Everybody has the password? I mean, is there a link to this
- 53:13one or this one private? I'll send you the link to that one too.
- 53:15Yeah, but they gotta pay five bucks to be part. Yeah,
- 53:17they get some good shit. And if you pay thirty bucks, you get
- 53:21a free T shirt once a week, pens goodies. You know he's gonna
- 53:23hooks you up, so you five bucks ain't shit. Five bucks ain't shit.
- 53:27Bro. That's that's a fucking biggie bag at Wendy's. Bro. You
- 53:30give them twelve episodes a month, We're talking about that. That's a biggie
- 53:34bag. Right. Come on, man, come on, man, y'all,
- 53:37y'all, y'all be paying ten ninety nine and ship for these trash ass
- 53:42bitches onlie fans. So mother fucking so so pay that little five dollars?
- 53:45Man, what are they talking about? He pay that ship? Man,
- 53:49I sent it to you. It is appreciate that my guys Pray understands.
- 53:52Yeah, man, you got five, you got ten, you got ten,
- 53:57you got twenty. Motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Straight up?
- 54:00Up? Are you watch you watch that show Snowfall? No? I
- 54:04haven't. I was waiting, but did it already end? Yeah? I'm
- 54:07gonna watch it because I'm one of those people. Bro, I don't like
- 54:10to watch it, you know what I'm saying when it's already going. Yeah,
- 54:14you've rather been watch me too. But I got hooked on that one,
- 54:16Bro, I got I got. I definitely got hooked on on that
- 54:20one. And man, I hate it seeing Franklin how they were all played
- 54:23out. He said, I got such a good actor, though, But
- 54:25I mean, I mean selling, the selling of crack in any story doesn't
- 54:29end very well. You know what's what's the concept? I don't I don't
- 54:31even know it. Kind of it's kind of like loosely based on Freeway Ricky
- 54:37in a way like his his story kind of. But they like added the
- 54:40Hollywood aspect to it, and it's pretty cool. He makes some money off
- 54:44that. Oh no, I don't think so. I said it's loosely made.
- 54:47I mean, I mean, but that's yeah. Even even the real
- 54:52Rick Ross, like he don't even pay him nothing, bro. He literally
- 54:58but he made him take his name away. Oh he didn't. It's not
- 55:00Freeway Rick Ross no more Rick Ross and Rick Ross the rapper. He changed.
- 55:06He had to change his name. I'm almost sure. Really, I
- 55:08think he used to be called Freeway Ricky and then he was Oh no,
- 55:10no, I thought Freeway Ricky. I thought. I thought the real Rick
- 55:15Ross, like the real one, had to call his name Freeway or I
- 55:17had to call himself Freeway Ricky because of Rick Ross still in his whole image.
- 55:23That's how Yeah, that's what I understood. Yeah, ly, damn
- 55:27you are you dyslectic about it? Everything? Bro? It's not just words.
- 55:29Yeah, that's bad. Yeah that was yeah. I was like,
- 55:31you get the news this lay, so what was it? He stuck the
- 55:35other way around? Bro, Freeway rick Ross took the rights to that actual
- 55:38Rick Ross name. That's why Freeway Ricky had it to his name, Freeway
- 55:42Ricky yeah, well, yeah, I mean, I know what else you
- 55:45met. I said in my head, I said, in my head,
- 55:50I know what I was saying. I said that in my head. I
- 55:52didn't Okay, yeah, I said, yeah, I don't know I said
- 55:52it right, but I know what happened. I know that. No,
- 55:54you you for sure didn't say it right. What you said did not translate
- 55:59what you actually say. Yeah, yeah, that ass You know how often
- 56:04that doesn't happen with the girls at day? I'm like, yo, I
- 56:06didn't mean yeah, it's too late. You guys understand though, Oh we
- 56:10know, we know how you are at a shoulding clips like this all time.
- 56:14You see how often this happens, dude. Like the other day,
- 56:19when I could, I couldn't. I couldn't stopped laughing when Xavier said He's
- 56:22like, yeah, I get pitches and then fucking uh what's her name?
- 56:27Stevan? Stevanna just laughed like she's never laughed before, like she and I
- 56:30was just like, oh, this is just that shit was just we gotta
- 56:35have her back on her game, fuck you. Nothing was funnier than when
- 56:37Rock told you when when Rock said the zinger yesterday, when you're like I
- 56:40haven't done a lot of things. I did two things for the first time
- 56:44in my life, and then you gave it like two second posts and then
- 56:46rock I was breathing big sex and it was just perfect. Stopped coming from
- 56:52rock too. Yeah, you talk to shit about being given away, being
- 56:55not given letting my child go. Fuck you bitch a goal? He no,
- 57:00bitch, how dare you? So that's why you that's why you have
- 57:06such a stupid ass. Imagine my teens go, I'm still going to ADC.
- 57:09I see, we're just two different things. Now, I didn't go
- 57:12you won't let your childhood going out? Yeah, but ABC was like your
- 57:14introduction to drugs. There's there's nothing positive come out of There's nothing bad that
- 57:16happens from having imagination your drugs. I plan. I'm not doing that money
- 57:20drugs, not every day, it's four days. It's a lot, dude.
- 57:22Age Yeah, see year old Now ye, dude, I'm like fun,
- 57:27I guess not to chill one. You're an old fart dude. It's
- 57:29over See how I come back. Your back's gonna hurt, dude right now.
- 57:34See dude, And you remember how you said that wasn't gonna happen to
- 57:37you. He's like, no, man, you guys, And I was
- 57:40like, dude, you're backs gonna hurt. To get to your head,
- 57:43how is your back hurt? Crane? Well, you know crazeman in the
- 57:45military, right, Yeah, what's up? I don't think I think it's
- 57:47back. It's been hurt. Yeah, my back been hurting for a minimum.
- 57:51Yeah, I gonna lie, but you know, I just fight through
- 57:53that shit. I got that perseverance, you know, just like a clubhouse,
- 57:57right, Like you know you clip me, you clip me. I'm
- 58:00a brand new account back in ten minutes. He's use like, that's perseverance,
- 58:05right. I've been clipped off a clubhouse more than dope Jola's ever lost
- 58:07his accounts on on Instagram. Damn. That's a fact. He cried.
- 58:12He cries about it every time. That's a fact. I don't ever cry.
- 58:15I just make a new account and come back. He's gonna learn from
- 58:17it. But that's my dog, dope, Joel, that's that's my that's
- 58:22my dog, you know what I'm saying. So this is this is coming
- 58:27from the guy fucking paid four thousand dollars to fucking get his account back.
- 58:34And then it was like and he and he was stressing the whole time.
- 58:36It was like I think he ripped me off four thousand dollars three grants to
- 58:42be exactly, So you paid three bands to get your Instagram account back.
- 58:45Come on, nigga, and it makes money. It makes money. Ask
- 58:49he's on how much money he's a loss? Not having his other account makes
- 58:52They found me, but it makes you money, dog. It sells tickets,
- 58:55it sells merch. Like even Salmon's looking at me, He's like,
- 58:59I do it. Those real followers, like those are you didn't buy those?
- 59:00Those weren't. Those are real people you met on the road, you
- 59:04know. But like the way they got me is that they fucking got me
- 59:07bad, bro. Like I couldn't even register my RP again. They like
- 59:10they had me on there like week. Like even the hackers couldn't get that
- 59:14account back. They were just like yo, yeah, yeah, Like I
- 59:16don't know what it was, bro, but it just sucked. And I
- 59:19had the reason I wouldn't get that account back because I had a lot of
- 59:22dope ass people following me on there, because it was throughout my whole career.
- 59:25So I was like, fun, that's what I meant, Like George
- 59:30but not three not three grand though not three grand though I don't know,
- 59:32I don't know, I don't know if I but the Many News you know
- 59:36what Many News and chicks were on there that I was like that, oh
- 59:38no, paying three they're basically paying three grand for you know, George Lopez
- 59:45to follow you Like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. That wasn't more.
- 59:50It was way more. But still I'm not paying for that. Like
- 59:52I'm not three grand for a follow grand like bro Like that's like that's like
- 59:55new tires and rims, broye, you know what I mean. Yeah,
- 59:59yeah, we're not maybe not rams, but like you know stock that's that's
- 1:00:01that's ran instance. In a little bit somebody job. Yeah, by the
- 1:00:07way, um, I was somebody what did somebody say spends three thousand dollars
- 1:00:13on ig but won't pay for papers due Who fu o, pa, you
- 1:00:22can't pay for papers? You know you don't think piece does have money?
- 1:00:25Dude, you could love how people the lawyer bitch it's not. And then
- 1:00:29they're gonna tell me, well, why there's no there's no laws gonna pay
- 1:00:31Chile to people living. We gotta get married. That's it. There's no
- 1:00:35money, and what's wrong with that? Dude? Just get married. It's
- 1:00:37a real thing, brom not fucking can't get married because the fine dog.
- 1:00:40Look at me, chilling raised on my taho outside, feeling good today.
- 1:00:45It's a nice tah. Yeah. I didn't see him picked it up.
- 1:00:49I was like, he picked it up. But that was then. This
- 1:00:52is now. I got an offer on it already. Oh good. I
- 1:00:55said no to it at the gas station, but they offered you like five
- 1:00:59hundred. I was filling it off. I'm like, what are you you?
- 1:01:02Like seven grand? And I was filling it up. And when I
- 1:01:06was filling it up, I almost thought about it because I dropped one hundred
- 1:01:08bucks for like three fourth to the tank. Did you ever find no fifty
- 1:01:12dollars? No? I gotta hit her up, damn. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:01:15yeah, I think he took him. Not he's mentioning it. I
- 1:01:17think I didn't take him. Why would I take your money? And I
- 1:01:21said you took your No, no, no, I stole it. But
- 1:01:22I'm like no, but that ship, that money was over there. It
- 1:01:25was right and then and then when I left, like I actually was the
- 1:01:29first one down there to be honest, and because I went down there to
- 1:01:32go eat because I would never ask Ray and I didn't ask where like he
- 1:01:35stole. I was like, yo, righty, did you see those fifthing?
- 1:01:36Ray looked like not, madam, look I would take and I was
- 1:01:38like, I just gotta ask because the next thing, you know, I
- 1:01:40gotta ask Steve. That's your fault for fucking saying don't worry step to trying
- 1:01:45to make yourself. No, I didn't. I said, you got changed
- 1:01:47for fifty. Then she was like, are you for real? No?
- 1:01:51I said you got changed for fifty. That's what I said. I didn't
- 1:01:53say you can. I kind of encourage it because I was like, yeah,
- 1:01:55he's for real. He rolls like that. That's how he roll.
- 1:02:01That's how he rose, just tossing fifty dollars and charting to the game.
- 1:02:05Dude. You fat her? Dude? Did I've seen her? Yeah?
- 1:02:09She went to all Day. She went to Trader Jose that week two went
- 1:02:14to Trader jos. So, so what the YouTube live is it? Like
- 1:02:16really strict? Because I'm actually gonna start doing YouTube lives and ship too,
- 1:02:21because um, you know, I I like, you know, I'm telling
- 1:02:23you all about the clubhouse shit earlier. I'm gonna you know, um,
- 1:02:27well, actually have a YouTube I just made. It's called keep Hanging but
- 1:02:30um but yeah, I'm gonna do the lives and I'm gonna like play clips
- 1:02:32of like you know, the clubhouse shit. So like, what's what's like
- 1:02:36some of the things you won't obviously not saying it right, but what's some
- 1:02:40of the things, Like I'll tell you right now. Due YouTube likes to
- 1:02:43act like the biggest faggot when it comes to fucking just like just literally like
- 1:02:46flagging you for everything. Bro, Like we we operate, but it's unlisted,
- 1:02:52Like it's unlisted so we can we technically don't get the views and the
- 1:02:54people that are watching it are not gonna necessarily be like, oh, look,
- 1:02:58what do you said it's offending? Well, you gotta have the link.
- 1:03:00It's not necessarily out there. But but it's like if you're gonna be
- 1:03:05out in public like number one, it's like you can't even cuss within the
- 1:03:07first thirty minutes, Like it's they're gonna put you. It's like tell you.
- 1:03:09They'll tell early like or they're not that, but they'll be like,
- 1:03:15oh, it's it's all they'll flag it like and they'll be like, oh,
- 1:03:17hey for offensive language not suitable for kids, which you shouldn't be suitable
- 1:03:21for kids. But and then um, they'll like they'll restrict your shit for
- 1:03:25certain things. And then they can also have the right to any moment that
- 1:03:30they don't agree with some of the ship that you have. They can easily
- 1:03:32be like, I'm not even gonna give you awarding. I'm just gonna take
- 1:03:36your whole shit like they did with us. They demonetize us right away all
- 1:03:39the way. And we were making good money on YouTube, Like we're making
- 1:03:43like a couple of g's a month off of just super chats, right,
- 1:03:45yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because y'all y'all got a lot,
- 1:03:49right person, I mean, we've we got to like ten thousand,
- 1:03:51and I'm like for what, Like, I'm like, damn, I was
- 1:03:53like the fucking yeah yeah. They the last, the last, the last
- 1:03:59flag on George Stories, it tells you me why why or you or you
- 1:04:02or YouTube disagreed inappropriate language, profounity and title, thumbnail or usage in the
- 1:04:10content. And then it just has strong profanity like the effort used in thumbnails
- 1:04:14or titles, which is fucking lines because I know I didn't put fucking the
- 1:04:17effort in the thumbnail or in the titles. But they don't care because once
- 1:04:20they flag you, you're flagged. That makes sense once they once they find
- 1:04:25something they don't like. The crazy part is that like, we had an
- 1:04:28agent, right, they had an agent that was like that Ray was like
- 1:04:32and then and then by trying to fix it, it causes the agent to
- 1:04:36look at the rest of our page. It was like, I was willing
- 1:04:40to redo my decision, but your whole fucking channel is just not with with
- 1:04:46Thermis. So because he saw every episode, it was like, dude,
- 1:04:49we can't fix this, Like because we're fucking getting high. We're just so
- 1:04:54now with Patreon, it's cool. By the way, thank you to everybody.
- 1:04:57I'm getting the notices. Thank you everybody who has been subscribing. Just
- 1:05:00the moment we made this shift. Welcome to fucking church. You know they
- 1:05:06shout out to y'all man because you see him, right, I did I
- 1:05:09get that? Well, I don't know if you get to notice, but
- 1:05:11I get I get him, and I'm just like, damn, this is
- 1:05:13sick. People are starting to finally make that shift. You guys might as
- 1:05:15well make that shift. Now because the Wednesday morning, we're gonna have Kenny
- 1:05:17Kenny Flores straight coming from like tour and Thursday, y'all have Tommy three plates.
- 1:05:23Tommy, I guaranteed that. He said, for sure, you'll be
- 1:05:26coming in and I'll be at e DC, So expect some fucking dogs from
- 1:05:29that. You think you think give me that flag? Do you give me
- 1:05:31that flag? I don't think he's gonna be able to do it. Oh
- 1:05:33man, I know, but you you asked for it a week before and
- 1:05:38then he's yeah, he's asked. He's handling some motherfucking shit and I'm like,
- 1:05:42he was like, it's it's weeping. Yeah, I mean you probably
- 1:05:47could, but I got three days hit up pucking talkie. I asked him,
- 1:05:54and he sent me somewhere else. He's mister cool guy with the hats
- 1:05:56now yeah he's He's like, I only make hats from New York and yeah,
- 1:06:00only make hats in Boston. Now, if you're not making it's not
- 1:06:01bosting the term. I'm not making ship. Yeah, shout out tom I'm
- 1:06:04just giving yeah man the Tommy. Yeah, oh yeah. I was gonna
- 1:06:11say, hey, you know, have you ever seen those advertisements for the
- 1:06:14Veneers, like the popping Do you think Tommy will put some of those on
- 1:06:19b I don't think they make teeth. I don't think. Yeah, bro,
- 1:06:21Like have you have you not seen those? They're called pop in veneers,
- 1:06:25bro, and they just like you just pop pretty sure, make your
- 1:06:28teeth thick. I don't know, I haven't really seen it work. But
- 1:06:31like I'm saying, like you think if we bottom like we just like Tammy
- 1:06:34was wearing for an episode, that's not They're not that expensive, brother,
- 1:06:38It's they're like, uh, you remember when you used to get that fucking
- 1:06:41thing when you were a kid, the Dracula teeth. Oh yeah, it's
- 1:06:44like that. Yeah. Watch No, there was nothing better than the Scream
- 1:06:47masks. Did you have the scream mask? We used to pump the fucking
- 1:06:49heart the blood came, Bro, that was so cool when I was a
- 1:06:54little kid, I got thousand. Bro. Have you actually seen the new
- 1:06:56Scream? No? Is it any good? It's actually pretty good. I
- 1:06:59heard the same ship. It's like the same. I mean, yeah,
- 1:07:00it's still but kind of but you know, I don't know. I guess,
- 1:07:04like you know, typically when it's like those quote unquote franchise movies,
- 1:07:09the ones that have like it's just like for me, a lot of them.
- 1:07:13They kind of get trash, you know, and damn and remind this
- 1:07:16is expensive and cheap. Dog. For years it said, poph wait,
- 1:07:24wait, wait wait easy clips Vaneer twenty nine ninety nine. Come on,
- 1:07:32dog, we can get some of these for Tommy, do it? Oh?
- 1:07:38Yeah, that's it's funny. I'm looking at them. Yeah, like
- 1:07:41for real, you get that looks legit? Huh. We gotta get some
- 1:07:45of those dogs. I'm gonna get them for Tommy. You think you'd wear
- 1:07:47them the whole show. We need him to sing. It's probably hard to
- 1:07:51sing that, Dodge Putt, and I doubt it. I don't think it's
- 1:07:56that. That's just like that's just like singing with a grill in h you
- 1:08:00know what I'm saying. Do you ever have a girl? No? I
- 1:08:02never about a girl. No. I had fangs and I lost him.
- 1:08:09I would get him again, but it would only be the fangs again.
- 1:08:13Yeah, that's the one thing I had, and I kind of liked how
- 1:08:15it looked. It was kind of cool. But then jewelers be on some
- 1:08:19other ship. Bro, Like, jewelers are just like like a starting up
- 1:08:25jeweler is kind of like a thirsty hooker, like she's just gonna look for
- 1:08:29she's she's trying to find the person to latch onto that they can keep milking.
- 1:08:33Because that's how that's how all the upcoming jewelers working, like the who's
- 1:08:39Who's Did you gonna be a real jeweler? H yeah, he fixed my
- 1:08:42rolics. That's the last thing. That's the only thing. But to be
- 1:08:45honest, I don't even wear that shit no more. I really don't.
- 1:08:48Like it's not that I regret buying him, because it wasn't like get it
- 1:08:51before thirty List, Like you know, I was like, man, this
- 1:08:54is like if I'm able to hit this, this is like a different point
- 1:08:58in my life. You know. I was like I always wanted one of
- 1:08:59these, and then now that I have it, it's like I might wear
- 1:09:00it whenever if I if I go to like a fucking really fancy like place
- 1:09:04or something like that, but it's then I have to wind it up.
- 1:09:08It's like, brother, there's there's enough golden as I watch and then trying
- 1:09:11to read my heart, like I go, lie, this is more beneficial
- 1:09:15to me. Bro, Like this shit lets me. Know when I ran
- 1:09:17seven miles in the fucking jam, I'm like, all right, cool,
- 1:09:20yeah man, that's that's why it says like that whole designer ship all that
- 1:09:23shit that it's us bullshit bro. Yeah, Like it was like what I
- 1:09:27was saying earlier. Some of it's a good investment because assets go up in
- 1:09:30value. That's cool. Like, but if you invest in something good,
- 1:09:32but like, how often is your investment really paying off when it comes to
- 1:09:35consumerism, you know, or stuff that you can actually buy like that.
- 1:09:39Yeah, I'll feel you on that. Like a lot of people that that
- 1:09:43get all that super designer It's like it's a very niche market that you gotta
- 1:09:46be tapped in to be able to sell it and make your money back because
- 1:09:49you just can't convince the average person be like, yo, you gotta buy
- 1:09:51this little bit toan hat. Yeah it's yeah, we never sold anything like
- 1:09:57that on your on your one not stay away from high and shit, you've
- 1:10:00never even seen him be like, man, I can flip that real quick
- 1:10:02you. I bought one of those like little wallets, the little like Louis
- 1:10:06Batton like hard things because I saw it in like in the State sale and
- 1:10:11I was like, I'm gonna see you wanted give me thirty dollars and I
- 1:10:14was like, this ship is legit, so I have that. That's it.
- 1:10:16I don't know. I thought about it like like I know, you
- 1:10:18go like I've been with you kind of like a couple of times, like
- 1:10:21at the Swatman ship, and I'm like, you've been there once. Exam,
- 1:10:25he's been there once. Everybody goes there twice? Was it once once?
- 1:10:29Oh twice once? Exam? Maybe once? But whatever, I went
- 1:10:32once and trying to be too cool, trying to lie about this. Yeah,
- 1:10:35well maybe I think I'm there all the time because you won't stop posting
- 1:10:38about it or that doesn't mean that. That doesn't mean that you're there though,
- 1:10:42bro, that's like everybody who watches my story was like, God,
- 1:10:45I feel like I'm there with you, with You're You're that interactive where I
- 1:10:47feel like I'm there. Dog, I'm giving you credit, like, Yo,
- 1:10:49these are real good, dude. I feel like I'm there. I'm
- 1:10:51gonna get Tommy popping in ears and I'm gonna get you fake papers. But
- 1:10:55anyways, you've never been there. You've never been there and seen some like
- 1:10:59golf clubs for real cheating, Like damn, I could buy flipties. Golf
- 1:11:01clubs are good money, bro, but like you have to know what the
- 1:11:04fuck you're doing. Like I don't understand how the whole how how the homie
- 1:11:08ardor Resell does it. He used to go with golf golf clubs. But
- 1:11:11then again that flos resell is a lot of shit. Like me, it's
- 1:11:13a very niche thing, like like like I just it's stuff that I have
- 1:11:15access to. Yeah, because those always to go cheap. I remember going
- 1:11:18to a flif shop cross Honey with my mom and we would used to live
- 1:11:23in close to Masa, so we'd go to Newport Beach and Huntington Beach.
- 1:11:26There was always golf clubs golf clubs there, and I never thought like that's
- 1:11:28a steal if you know what you're buying, because even like, oh I
- 1:11:31just divorced my husband, Fuck those golf clubs. Give me ten dollars.
- 1:11:34My beamer is is a product of one of those dos oh my husband.
- 1:11:39Yeah, your beamer is a part of a fuck my husband deal. Yeah,
- 1:11:43my fucking you don't feel bad having you know, no, because that
- 1:11:45that person that like that that the couple got divorced and all that ship.
- 1:11:48And I was like, and then that used to be the car that this
- 1:11:50fool fucking got. Uh I guess like his mistress or whatever it is,
- 1:11:55So this bitch found out or something like that. I finally looked into the
- 1:11:57story. My friend told me about it and then he's like, well,
- 1:12:00I got the car for this and and she's like, I'll sell it.
- 1:12:02And she sold it for like a good low amount of money and it's worth
- 1:12:06a lot more. Just bitches are mad. Bitches are dumb when they're mad,
- 1:12:11like real dumb when they're mad. You just sold a car for chief
- 1:12:15just because you're mad, because that was like the side checks car though,
- 1:12:19Like she was just like, no, bitch, give me that car and
- 1:12:21then she sold it. Yeah yeah, I was like, damn. I
- 1:12:29was gonna say, um oh, the story, the being on four Chan
- 1:12:34story, what I was saying, Oh yeah, so yeah foo when I
- 1:12:38was on when I was um, I was, I was yeah, I
- 1:12:42was at I was working at the car dealership, bro, and then I
- 1:12:45used to be running the internet sales department, bro. And then so all
- 1:12:47I should do is spend time on a computer. And then me and Uh,
- 1:12:50the Olner's son used to be on four Chan and uh, what is
- 1:12:56so we used to just be on there looking at stupid shit, all this
- 1:12:59crazy stuff and food. One time they used to be this wonderful who used
- 1:13:01to in Jake Heroin bro, Like he used to fucking in Jake Heroin And
- 1:13:05then the people used to just kind of watch this shit and he was like,
- 1:13:08look like everyone till this fool was like look the Heroin fools back.
- 1:13:10And then I was like, no way. And then we were being the
- 1:13:12chat and just talking shit to everybody in there because it's just trolling and food.
- 1:13:16This fool all deed. You guys watched him all d Yeah, he's
- 1:13:20just stopped moving, so the camera never stopped. Wait, so this this
- 1:13:24guy had like a live stream going. It was on the news and ship.
- 1:13:26Yeah, he was on the live stream and all this shit, and
- 1:13:28yeah, he just died. He shot up in between his toes and then
- 1:13:30this would just like stop moving. Yeah, and then the fucking the server
- 1:13:35found out about that shit, and the fucking the website just fucking just like
- 1:13:42shut it. They shut it down. They were like, this stream has
- 1:13:44ended. And then people were like, then you go back to four chat
- 1:13:46and there was like yo, who's there? And then and then everybody was
- 1:13:50like that shop was crazy. It was like that food died and there I
- 1:13:53was just like, yeah, that food died. He's like, there's this
- 1:13:56YouTube channel of this old man. Yeah, there's this YouTube channel the old
- 1:13:59man. I'm pretty sure they deleted it. But this old man literally wanted
- 1:14:02to die from smoking cigarette. So we'd record himself smoking like a pack of
- 1:14:05cigarettes and you can see him get cancer. And he finally admits he got
- 1:14:10cancer on the live and you can see him like the theory. You can
- 1:14:13see like his whole life of smoking, like he starts smoking cigarette, wanted
- 1:14:15to die. Yeah, you can see him. He's like I don't care.
- 1:14:19He kept smoking, throwing cancer instead of smoking, and you can literally
- 1:14:23see him. And then one day he just doesn't show up on YouTube no
- 1:14:25more because he's at the hospital or can't make no more content. But you
- 1:14:29can see his face go from like like a star like a smoker, to
- 1:14:32like dead. Like you can find that I don't know what it's called.
- 1:14:36You could look about like this typing like smoke or something. It's one of
- 1:14:40those old videos from like the early like like channels from like two thousand and
- 1:14:44like ten. Yeah, back then we're like, uh, what was it?
- 1:14:49Like the head got a dog? That's a classic. No, Greg,
- 1:15:01I'm gonna blow your mind right now. This is like you never seen
- 1:15:03like that is not. First of all, I don't think crazy, an,
- 1:15:06I think it's that funny. It doesn't matter. It's not that I'm
- 1:15:09showing him something. This is the first Mexican viral video ever, not the
- 1:15:14first, yes, But before you show him this, I want to remind
- 1:15:16everybody. I did tell you guys that we're gonna be doing some giveaways,
- 1:15:20so I'm gonna pick two winners. The way I'm gonna pick him is you
- 1:15:24have to comment on Patreon on this episode's link. So just go on Patreon
- 1:15:29and you know where it says right there it says we don't cray the same
- 1:15:31or something like that. Just drop a comment on there. I don't know,
- 1:15:34drop whatever you want to say on there. Just drop a comment.
- 1:15:36And at the end, I'm gonna pick two of you guys to get hooked
- 1:15:39up Patreon exclusive and you guys get an exclusive propen and flavors by Zone collaboration
- 1:15:45pin. This is the first viral as a fire. Yeah, my dad
- 1:15:49gave him thumbs up. Zone. Yeah, where's the camera camera right here?
- 1:15:56That one? All right, there we go, y'all tap in man,
- 1:16:00this ship fire. It's the first. Hey, you know what,
- 1:16:03and I'm glad to see, uh, you know profile I'm back together,
- 1:16:08Thank you, man. I mean we have to see that, you know,
- 1:16:11Vinnie, Benny's Benny's a good person man, and Benny's always been Ben
- 1:16:15He's right there. Um, it's a good business partner and he's hell of
- 1:16:17fair. I mean it's I'm like, I'm in a good place with her.
- 1:16:24I get to have sacss to so much good shit. And not just
- 1:16:27that, you guys get access to good shit because you guys can hit me
- 1:16:30up on the telegram for this, you know what I'm saying. So go
- 1:16:34ahead and tell him. Xavier, Oh have you ever seen this video?
- 1:16:40You you remember ever maybe running into this video at all? Basically, in
- 1:16:46my opinion translation, the Edgar's fault Edgar has been and that was the first
- 1:16:51Edgar, I guess, first famous Edgar. So this fat little kid they're
- 1:16:59liking just the first like Mexican viral via Mexing. Like what I mean by
- 1:17:01Mexican viral videos. That first viral video that you go tell your your parents,
- 1:17:05your Mexican parents, like, yo, come watch this is so funny
- 1:17:08and it's just some kid falling dog and like this kid got famous. He
- 1:17:12was on the new type of ship over this stupid thing. So stupid viral.
- 1:17:20It's got like millions. Oh I have some bro, this is like
- 1:17:44the first, like do you remember the first like viral video you wanted to
- 1:17:46show? Your parents were like you gotta come to the come to the computer.
- 1:17:49Mom. I literally had to like tell my parents, like you gotta
- 1:17:51come to the computer, like come check this out there. It wasn't like
- 1:17:55yo, mom checked this meme out. It was like, no, you
- 1:17:56gotta come to the computer. Do you remember the first viral video? We're
- 1:17:59like, yo, checked this out. I'm trying to think what was the
- 1:18:01first viral video for me? That was like I can't remember, mind you,
- 1:18:06but one of the first ones. That video though, that videos fucking
- 1:18:10I told my parents like you gotta stop it. Then my parents thought it
- 1:18:12was hilarious too because it was like a stupid video. Okay, so my
- 1:18:15first viral video, it was that one dude he was it was like a
- 1:18:18black and white video. He was like, pitch, give me a goddamn
- 1:18:25sering witch. It's far bitch, Like, what the fuck I get think
- 1:18:30of what the fuck is called? Though? It was like a three part
- 1:18:32little video because I remember I saw it on not Facebook, but it was
- 1:18:35on my Space. That sounds like, yeah, that shit was space and
- 1:18:42I can't think of what the video called Noah, but that's that was one
- 1:18:48of those crazy viral videos. They're like, whoa that he went on.
- 1:18:51It was like on like he was like on the news. I don't know
- 1:18:55if he ran with it became famous, but yeah, he got a commercial
- 1:18:58out of it, the Reinaldo or King King Ray something chocolate or something like
- 1:19:04that. Really yeah, chocolate, Yeah, yeah, the King David Chocolate.
- 1:19:11Yeah. He's like, yeah, they kind of remade it at the
- 1:19:16same spot where they protected him. Yeah, that makes sense. Commercial.
- 1:19:23They killed the other king cartel style and the commercial. Good for him.
- 1:19:26That's the stuf. They just tossed him on the rum. Yeah. Do
- 1:19:30you remember your first first like viral video, Two Girls, One Cup?
- 1:19:35That was that it was viral. You told everybody come watch this. I
- 1:19:40can never find that video ever again, dude, what I can find it
- 1:19:43for you real fast. You know, they say it's fake. One of
- 1:19:48the girls died, did she Yeah, we d because of scrutiny over that
- 1:19:54ship over the years. Killed herself, right, I think. So,
- 1:19:57I don't know, I forgot the story, damn. But it's all fake.
- 1:20:01They say it's fake. I don't know. I think it's well,
- 1:20:03they say it's fake. The people who were involved in that video say it's
- 1:20:08fake. So I don't know. That looked like shit. That looks like
- 1:20:12some real shit. I mean, look, I'm saying ship. Even then,
- 1:20:17if you're a girl, who's one to fucking do that? You're a
- 1:20:20dirty four anyway, brazil bitch, I don't know, man, She's like,
- 1:20:26this is Brazil. They're Brazilian and what was that tripping? But like,
- 1:20:41did you watch arcer when you're a kid? Yeah? Yeah, I
- 1:20:45was like, what does the intro Jamaican? No, it's a little Caribbean.
- 1:20:50I don't thing it's on them, maybe Craiz maybe crazy Differently, because
- 1:20:57I was listening to this ship in the morning and I was like, in
- 1:20:59the one that I listened to was like it sounded very caribbean ish, watch
- 1:21:03like like it was very like I'm like labratory na. It was just like
- 1:21:12like Sebastian the Crab fucking sing it yeah everything. Yeah, see that just
- 1:21:25sounds like they were all getting high Caribbean is I don't remember it being like
- 1:21:30Jamaican. This just sounds way more. Hey we tea chopped? Yeah definitely,
- 1:21:44yeah, bro, Like, I don't remember it being that good.
- 1:21:46Bro, Like I was like, yo, I was singing all that time.
- 1:21:50I'm like, bro, let your childhood go. But it is kind
- 1:21:54of a song like some reggae band body covers and during the reggae called through
- 1:22:00bro oh and also too, um, don't see how good I wrote this?
- 1:22:04Blood Oh, make sure y'all always yeah you roll up with the tip.
- 1:22:09I can never do that. I can never get that down right.
- 1:22:12So make sure y'all be getting these funky filters man, because right makes right.
- 1:22:16You know what I'm saying, I hook you up. Yeah, and
- 1:22:20I gonna lie bro um because you know back when I used to pull up
- 1:22:25all the time. Yeah, I was getting them all the time. Ax.
- 1:22:28Like when I broke up with her, bro, she took all my
- 1:22:30field and then there was like a couple of exclusive ones where it was like
- 1:22:35I was just here at the studio and Be and Be literally gave me like
- 1:22:40two of them right like. It was like I was like, man,
- 1:22:43I'm never gonna get those again. She came up on my ship. Man's
- 1:22:47one thing that one of your exes that you're like, Man, she came
- 1:22:50up on my swizz. She came up on my hoodies and all my fucking
- 1:22:54fucking filters. Bro, hoodie is normal, no but no, no,
- 1:22:58no, no, no, yeah. But the second she put it on
- 1:23:03CCC, that's the thing. Bro, we gotta stop. Man. Kings,
- 1:23:10Don't let Kings. Don't let her get your fucking hoodie. I think,
- 1:23:14like I think the one thing that it's hard I paid for. I
- 1:23:17know, I know what he I know what he means. But losing a
- 1:23:19funky filter because I have left funky filter tips at like girls houses before that.
- 1:23:25I used to be with it in past and then you're just like,
- 1:23:27damn, man, I should have never left that there. I got too
- 1:23:29comfortable. But it's a filter. I'm sure it's not just the funky fiel
- 1:23:32tip. It was like the heavy ones and shit, Like I was like,
- 1:23:34man, there were since like like I have like they have patterns of
- 1:23:39ship, certain pattern one that he was like, oh, like I only
- 1:23:44had to now guess what. That's some mother fool using that and some motherfool
- 1:23:47smoking out of that, some motherfuol smoking out of that. Pattern one you
- 1:23:54really like dog? Now it's not yours? Get over get Did you get
- 1:24:00over that dog? Or girlfriend said yes, it was so hard. It
- 1:24:03was so hard. When I saw the new guy petty my dog bro I
- 1:24:08was like, I hope that dog dies. But you start pointing loyal dogs?
- 1:24:15What he would because he would watch her, watch her page from Will's
- 1:24:16instagram. Not what should be biting that fool's hand. She's still following.
- 1:24:20I never I'm following no bitches. Look how like, look how great my
- 1:24:24life is? Why would I How do you know about that? What I
- 1:24:26am following? I never followed no chicks. Will told me he's like,
- 1:24:30Will's a fucking liar. He looks, he doesn't look. Will kept following
- 1:24:34my girlfriend because I've always wanted a bonera. How did you know about that?
- 1:24:40How did you know about that? I never won't follow chicks. You
- 1:24:44have don't follow me or block me for me to stop seeing Number one rule,
- 1:24:46I'll never follow you for my life is so great. Well, I'm
- 1:24:48follow you. Keep looking how great my life is without you? You know
- 1:24:51what life's good? That's what I'm like watching. Yeah, that's like to
- 1:24:57me, it's like, why would I like when you're showing weakness like we
- 1:24:59just and then she's gonna be doing her thing and then she'll eventually go being
- 1:25:02back to boring being her bornut is you have an American kid yet? Oh
- 1:25:08no, still keep up with her hit? You want me to leave your
- 1:25:13number out? Give me a number? Don't even have her number. I'd
- 1:25:15be weird if you had a number, I'll be worried. Imagine what you
- 1:25:18left when when when you when you leave your phone up here? I was
- 1:25:24like, I've always wanted to look up at these numbers so I can leave.
- 1:25:26I don't even have it. Don't be lied dog. Let me see
- 1:25:29that phone on new phone, leg on a new phone not too long ago.
- 1:25:35Yeah, you know the number by a hard dude. The only number
- 1:25:38I know it's my mom's number. Don't be live bro, you're a fucking
- 1:25:43you're a hypocrite. You know your girlfriend's number? No, no, we
- 1:25:45don't know normal's number. I'm not saying I'm not trying on my wife.
- 1:25:48Number. I don't know my wife's number. Do you hear your wife don't?
- 1:25:54Like if I had a kid, I wouldn't know that fool's number by
- 1:25:56her. She's like, she's like she wrote it in the vows. Like
- 1:26:01if I'm in jail and they give me a phone call, I got my
- 1:26:04dad and my mom and nine one one, and I'm already there, so
- 1:26:06there's no point in calling that one. I only got a couple numbers.
- 1:26:10I got a call. I remember when I got d I literally looked at
- 1:26:12the cobbles, like, you know Sam's I get the number off my phone?
- 1:26:15That bet you you know Sam's number, right, heart? No one
- 1:26:17knows no one's number. You know be real's number, my heart, No
- 1:26:20stop asking me stupid questions. You don't know the question. But I felt
- 1:26:24like Sam's your daddy though, No, be real, wit more your daddy.
- 1:26:27Look where in his office? Right? It's my office, all right?
- 1:26:33So we don't smoke the same production and be real. TV Land that
- 1:26:40would be one thing, that would be one thing and be like a TV
- 1:26:43that'd be real about TV Land, Bro, it's that it's that it's TV
- 1:26:45that still up and they push like they still put like um, now they
- 1:26:49had the George Lopez Show on there. Now, Oh they don't. They
- 1:26:53stopped playing, Uh that Lucy show. Lucy. I think like that big
- 1:26:58that all that ship, it turns into like super classic. It doesn't even
- 1:27:01turn into that classic anymore. What was the boat one? I hated that
- 1:27:04one? On that one came one one where they were trying on a boat
- 1:27:09and three hour tour. Yeah, three hour Tour's get against Island. That
- 1:27:15ship was tied on that show. You had no choice but to fucking get
- 1:27:23into it. Bro No, I turned the TV off every time there was
- 1:27:26a couple like I love I Love Raymond, I hate I Love Raymond because
- 1:27:29it always came after I didn't watch Serious came off my ears. I didn't
- 1:27:33watch that shitty that was pretty funny. I didn't watched I don't know.
- 1:27:36I didn't really watch this dad. I think Friends is retarded, thank you.
- 1:27:42I didn't. I never liked it. I only liked Seinfeld. I
- 1:27:47just thought that shit was this way. I didn't watch that. It was
- 1:27:50the only time I like Seinfeld was whining. Cramer had a fucking seizure on
- 1:27:55the on the episode he had like two or three seizars are you so mad
- 1:27:59that he said that word during during his comedy bit. Man, Look,
- 1:28:01look, look a lot of a lot of these motherfuckers be saying and word
- 1:28:05and they just don't want to be acting, like especially Xavier. So that's
- 1:28:10that's my thing. I found the intro. You know what, you didn't
- 1:28:15hate? You hated hearing that Actavid? That was like that lets you know
- 1:28:21that it was time to be adult and watching thought shows. It was not
- 1:28:26adults shows that is, it's a it was a do entertainment that it's At
- 1:28:30the time, there was one hot check on there though she's very hot.
- 1:28:34She was an actress, remember that one where Yeah, I don't know her
- 1:28:39name, but yeah, that show ran for so long. Yeah, and
- 1:28:44he wouldn't get off the fucking island. You know how stupid that is.
- 1:28:46Well, it's hard to get off island. That makes it perfect for TV.
- 1:28:49Yeah, I mean at that time, dude, you go on the
- 1:28:54island and see how hard it is to get off, but you're surrounded by
- 1:28:58Yeah, bro, like not seen Wilson is not the movie. That's not
- 1:29:02it's that's the fucking beach pass. Stupid. That's called Hannibal. No,
- 1:29:06it's not. Yeah, that's a real strandard in the movie out. That's
- 1:29:11how it goes down, not like this is a comical satire stupid. Well
- 1:29:15you're telling me about yeah, how shit goes down. It goes down like
- 1:29:19that, like you fusing start talking to ship, you start talking the trees
- 1:29:23and the ball, Yeah, you go crazy. Everything would be He didn't
- 1:29:27have he didn't have no friends though, like they had like they had like
- 1:29:30eight people on that island. There was enough for them for them to be
- 1:29:31like, you know, they had adventures. There was gorillas on the island
- 1:29:34too. You know it was tight. That show was why are you hating
- 1:29:38on them? Bro? What did you watch mash That's just dope. I
- 1:29:43hated mashh Yeah, that would come on right before like Andy Griffin show.
- 1:29:50I fucking hated that ship too. Daytime TV was like so fucking boring,
- 1:29:56bro, But really, no, no, Jerry Springer was cool. I
- 1:30:00remember missing school. I remember not cool was cool. Murray whatever that thing
- 1:30:06was its banks was cool. Depends on the episode. But you know what,
- 1:30:13you know, it's so funny though, right talking about Mariy, Like
- 1:30:16I had this little like rum on the clubhouse where I was like quote unquote
- 1:30:20exposing somebody. Oh yeah, you'll get there. Yeah. So I had
- 1:30:25this thing on Clubhouse where I was exposing somebody and I called myself Craig Povidge,
- 1:30:30like Mari Polvidge. You know. I made a meme of Mike myself
- 1:30:32like on on Mari polvich face and shit, and um, you white page
- 1:30:36yourself. No no, no, I still kind I still kept my black
- 1:30:41ass face on it. But you can just see his white hands. Not
- 1:30:43the funny shit, but no, um, you know, but yeah,
- 1:30:45it's as funny though, how like you know, all that shit, it's
- 1:30:48just it's it's it all goes back to you know, daytime television, man,
- 1:30:53you know, and that's what the original content really was. It was
- 1:30:57like daytime television and shit like that. Man. Yeah, Like I feel
- 1:31:00like a lot of people don't watch live TV these days no more. Yeah,
- 1:31:02I live TV, but like just TV period. Well yeah, I
- 1:31:05mean who really has cable anymore? I watched Shark Tank all the time.
- 1:31:10Yeah, but you can get you can get that on. You could get
- 1:31:12that on who though. Yeah, you can watch out, you can watch
- 1:31:14that all. Yeah. Stop, I watched that ship. I play food,
- 1:31:16I play I pay for fooboo. No, foo is clothing lands.
- 1:31:20No, that's where you watch all soccer entertainment and it comes with it's called
- 1:31:24fu boo fu b oh sports, Like that's fubo. Yeah whatever the fu
- 1:31:30that is not the same thing it did. You didn't take like english classes
- 1:31:35broad, I'm trying to learn that. I got accepted to kel States.
- 1:31:40That blows my fucking mind. Bro. Yeah, which one's my dude?
- 1:31:43Which one island? Yeah? Anybody you can just gotta show up. They
- 1:31:45need attendance, Yeah yeah, bro, Like, come on, man,
- 1:31:53So this day, I still start my letters with deer. That's fine.
- 1:31:57You just gotta know how to spell deer, right d E E R you
- 1:32:00know yeah, I feel like Zabio would write that. It'd be like deer
- 1:32:04but the e w E the fucked up from there there. For me,
- 1:32:15it's all h r E. It's always that one. Dude. I'm giving
- 1:32:18a fuck what you're talking about. Th h huh he r e Hey,
- 1:32:25where's Rock Sampson? Remember the taxi sent us on the Instagram? He sent
- 1:32:30a whole group and you have to we're almost done what the show? And
- 1:32:32you wonder where's Rock Sampson's finally at. I forgot it was Saturday. Where's
- 1:32:36rock at? Yeah, you got family still over? Oh okay, I
- 1:32:42thought that was just over with his house. Is like, I'm like,
- 1:32:44oh, I can't believe it took me, like, like what until eleven
- 1:32:47forty So I'm just like, yo, did he just not show up?
- 1:32:54That's messed up, dude. Oh he was supposed to be sitting across the
- 1:32:56way. Yeah. He does a beat set at the end, he plays
- 1:32:59by music, and it's like the whole time. I'm like, we go
- 1:33:02out on the whole show, and I just barely realized. I was like,
- 1:33:05oh shit, it's Saturday in Rocks not here by the way. Everybody,
- 1:33:09we're gonna go to the Ala County Fair tomorrow. Make sure if you're
- 1:33:13gonna pull up, we're gonna be there at opening time. I think it's
- 1:33:15an eleven. We're gonna be filming the High and Hungry Anniversary episode, So
- 1:33:20make sure you guys follow follow us over there every single come say what's up.
- 1:33:24I was like, you know what I'm saying, I might hook you
- 1:33:26up with a couple of things if you just come say what's up? Show.
- 1:33:30Make sure you go outside and touch grass dough yeah, straight up,
- 1:33:34pets, some animals or whatever you do with the fair. We're gonna be
- 1:33:36there because of the food. But Ray, I'm I'm not gonna be fucking
- 1:33:42reviewing the same shit again. Bro. Yeah, I wouldn't think you we
- 1:33:45fucking ate everything they're already. Damn if we don't sleep, and if we
- 1:33:49don't see and if we don't see anything that we haven't tried, where you're
- 1:33:53gonna get fucked up. Give it two hours. It's gonna be packed,
- 1:33:57brom Mother's thing. Yeah, Mother's Day. I gotta go do mother Day
- 1:34:00and a Mother's Day. You also gonna go to the state fair, County
- 1:34:05fair paper is different count but you were gonna go'all gonna pull it to the
- 1:34:10Orange County Fair when it happens tomorrow, they're going to mother Yeah, they
- 1:34:14want to pull up tomorrow. People are gonna do regular shit like take your
- 1:34:16moth to eat and ship not to the fair. Bro, Like who like
- 1:34:19maybe like that seems like a puff penny meil thing, you know, Like
- 1:34:24we're gonna go to the fair. Yeah, we're all going to the fair.
- 1:34:28It's true. There's a lot. There's a lot of different types.
- 1:34:30There's a lot of different types of like puffs out there. They'll be like,
- 1:34:33yeah, we're going to the fair. I think it's just Latino families
- 1:34:36just like we're gonna go eat that. The rights. You don't get on
- 1:34:43the rides, your Mexican family and they find you find out how much the
- 1:34:45tickets are. You like, you're not getting rights, and you get you
- 1:34:48get to go on one ride and you're like the dad's like I'm drinking.
- 1:34:50It's gonna be a ride home. It's the same thing, same thing with
- 1:34:55black families. Soo man, we get the same shit. Yeah, fairs
- 1:34:57are expensive. You think they're supposed to be cheap, supposed to be someone
- 1:35:00I thought they're not supposed to be cheap. It's entertainment. You just I
- 1:35:03mean like going to the ferry. It's just like going to knots. Yeah,
- 1:35:06yeah, there is the cheaper than I would say. It's no.
- 1:35:11Yeah, I actually would even argue you see what i mean. I'm going
- 1:35:14you three guys would pore people. I'm nothing free. I'm just saying it
- 1:35:19shouldn't be like, yeah, bucks to get on the fucking on that little
- 1:35:21thing where you slide down with the carpet. Yeah, it's not like they're
- 1:35:26great rides. They're not somebody literally, Yeah, ferry farmer is way more
- 1:35:30lit than the ferry is cheaper. Yeah that's pretty. Farm is way more
- 1:35:34that. I like that they brought their chaperone Pete policy back. Take that
- 1:35:39Edgars? Is it that? Yeah? Yeah, bro stupid. But when
- 1:35:43they let it go, Edgars don't know how to act. Bro like this
- 1:35:46will start fighting. It's gonna be your son. It's not bro. I'm
- 1:35:49one day. I'm want to know why when Gause I got the scene shold
- 1:35:54yeah, I was like the ten years from now, we don't smoke the
- 1:35:57same. I don't know what number episode. He's only be like, know
- 1:36:00what happened? I can have a daughter stupid, or your daughter and your
- 1:36:02daughter's boyfriend got in the fight A knots and he's an editor. But the
- 1:36:05point is you're gonna be telling me I have I had to go pick up
- 1:36:11soul and soul from enough because they're gonna fight and I'll be here like I
- 1:36:15told you. And why would you want to put that audi his kid out?
- 1:36:18Yeah? I look at that. Yeah. See he's because he has
- 1:36:20at such expence, he has such low expectations for his life. In the
- 1:36:25future. That's fucked up. I would never want to put that on none
- 1:36:27of my friends. At least my kid's gonna be a Ray you want to
- 1:36:30allow your daughter to go out with. Hopefully by that time that train has
- 1:36:36died and people are back to like wanting to look like reputable people. I
- 1:36:40feel bad for Eazones daughter's boyfriend. This fool's gonna fucking you don't do if
- 1:36:45you don't know? Is this so far my life? Bro? Like fu,
- 1:36:49he's already look like he's already mapped out, he's already thinking about fun.
- 1:36:54Got to deal with this. Fucking kid's gonna pull up. He's not
- 1:36:56gonna know all the pokemons. It's gonna fucking suck. That's not what I'm
- 1:37:00gonna be basing it on. I think Ray has to deal with something like
- 1:37:03that way before I ever have to deal with something like that. But Ray's
- 1:37:08married and he has to step kids. Daughter is different. What you mean
- 1:37:12it's not that Ray? Is that? Do you not look at her like
- 1:37:14your daughter? Yeah? Thank you, that's his daughter, bro. Like
- 1:37:18there we go. Besides, I gotta hear from my wife, like,
- 1:37:20hey, you know what's going on with my daughter with? Yeah? Bro,
- 1:37:24Like the it just sounds sounds like moments that are gonna happen that well,
- 1:37:28we all know if Xavier were to get with a step kid, whoever
- 1:37:30that is, Xavia would be like, well, I love you, but
- 1:37:32fuck your kid. You know what I mean the way Xavier would be like
- 1:37:38that. No, it's not like that kid. Bro, you always look
- 1:37:43your kid over. Okay, that may be true, but that doesn't I'll
- 1:37:47I'll stand by that anything. Obviously. Now you're now the adopted kids.
- 1:37:51Shit, I could I could probably agree to you to that point. But
- 1:37:57I mean, yeah, like when you're dating a girl she got a kid,
- 1:38:00like, yeah, you're supposed to you know, that's supposed to be
- 1:38:02yours too, Like you know what I'm saying. Yeah, bro, Like
- 1:38:06when you don't think girls were kids, bro, stay away from them,
- 1:38:10bro, like literally, like for the sake of like just women kind bro,
- 1:38:14just like fucking like that's fun. That's a very fucked up way to
- 1:38:17do it. Like that makes me, Hey, I respect the honest you
- 1:38:21though, you know what I'm saying, But I'm not saying I'm respect them,
- 1:38:24mother fucking honest. He's not saying I'm not gonna love him but if
- 1:38:26i'm McDonald's and my kids is gonna get an extra large drink a little more,
- 1:38:30a little more, that's my son. Like you're just creating, like
- 1:38:34you're creating animosity between children in the bag and one bag's got a little bit
- 1:38:39more fries, that's from my fool. Dude, he gets a little little
- 1:38:44little less fries, then you're never gonna get nobody pregnant. I mean,
- 1:38:49on purpose, maybe by mistakes. Looking at you, he's like shit,
- 1:38:53at least nigga got some fries. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly how he's
- 1:38:58looking. And I'm like, bro, like he should be mad you drove
- 1:39:00them there, Bro, like supposed to look him up equally, Bro,
- 1:39:03Like Ray maiming on what how toxic is that? It's pretty toxic? Like
- 1:39:14how do you do it? How do you do it for Mother's Day and
- 1:39:15fathers? That? Do you give your dad? I love you better,
- 1:39:17you give him a better gift? Here here my real mom. I love
- 1:39:19both of them, Like you're better than my mom. Like ill I taught
- 1:39:24my stepdad, I don't give him shit some Father's Day, but he wasn't
- 1:39:28there for you. But dad is just your stepdad, mom, say,
- 1:39:33I say Happy Father's Day to my do your stepdad, but you don't get
- 1:39:38a gift. Yeah, but your stepdads is there. He's just he's just
- 1:39:41step David step It's not me, he'sus there, heesus. There's a stunt
- 1:39:45date for your dad. Bro. He's a substituting bro, because your dad
- 1:39:47that isn't what didn't want to be there. No more step not same level,
- 1:39:50not same team. Dog. Not saying I don't, but you would
- 1:39:54you say that you would feel the same way if that food had been there
- 1:39:57when you were little, throwing out your dad who you would have a different
- 1:40:00sentiment if that who raised you and your dad was like, man, my
- 1:40:03dad wasn't there. But if my dad's there any but that's still my dad,
- 1:40:08Oh of course. But if your dad wasn't there, you would have
- 1:40:10a way different sentiment towards that food. Yeah you should right now. That
- 1:40:13was just some dude who's bone to your mom. Yeah, like that's yeah,
- 1:40:16that's all it is. I don't know. I don't nobody expects you
- 1:40:19to say, what is it? Happy followers Day to him? But I'm
- 1:40:21saying, like, your your your dad and your mom. I feel like
- 1:40:25you're just saying, I was just comparing it. She's like a step son
- 1:40:28and step step I feel that you. I feel I feel that you're that
- 1:40:30you're biased when it comes to giving your parents gifts. I feel like your
- 1:40:33mom gets like the flowers and your dad you're like dad about you everything like
- 1:40:36you because he because I love you better like you. You pick favorite,
- 1:40:40Bro, when I have kids, I'm gonna have my favorite. I know
- 1:40:44I am. You know that's so evil, dude, that's so mad stuff.
- 1:40:46This guy likes soccer. This guy like soccer and and and the other
- 1:40:49guy likes baseball, and like that's how you hear this shit, right,
- 1:40:53That's that's how you raise a school shooter. Dude. I was still gonna
- 1:40:56go to the baseball game. Yeah, and not here, not like not
- 1:41:00like I'm sharing for the soccer game. Takes to the Yeah you're not my
- 1:41:10dad, you know, like that little message, that little clip you're not
- 1:41:13my dad. Yeah, I'm telling you, dude, you're Your kids are
- 1:41:15gonna beat you up, and they get older, they're gonna start punking you.
- 1:41:18And they're older, they're gonna have those type of kids. They feel
- 1:41:20like how Filippe feels about his dad. He's like, he's like, we're
- 1:41:24waiting for him to get old to start beat hitting him. But like,
- 1:41:26remember when you hit us, that'd be some crazy shit, bro, to
- 1:41:30get hit you ever. Would you ever fight your dad? No, but
- 1:41:35if you want to square up at you, like let him hit you.
- 1:41:42He's stop them. You don't hit him. I hit my mom. If
- 1:41:47nobody's gonna hit their mom, Yeah, Like what the fuck doing? What's
- 1:41:53wrong with you? Exavier? Like you're younger and I'm talking when I'm younger,
- 1:41:56if I wouldn't died if I didn't do it at this age, it
- 1:41:57makes you think I'm gonna find my dad now like people are slaying out the
- 1:42:00mom z. Yeah, that's a fucking crazy ass narrative. Bro. I
- 1:42:06think you broke crazy dude, because because there was no need to put mom
- 1:42:12in that context. Like it's just like the normal person doesn't put those two
- 1:42:15things together, Like, yeah, I'll fight my mom. I'm like,
- 1:42:17like, that's me if I fought my dad when I was a kid.
- 1:42:19I know. I said, would you fight your dad if you wanted to
- 1:42:23square years old? Dog? Why would I fight my dad? Is what
- 1:42:25I'm trying to say, Your kid, I'm keep making a scenario Like when
- 1:42:27I was a kid, I thought about like you know, you tell like
- 1:42:29my dad, you thought about scoring up with who hasn't who hasn't gone back
- 1:42:32to the room, like fuck that full dog? Like, man, I'm
- 1:42:34eighteen, Like I can do what I want. Yeah, but no,
- 1:42:36but when my mom will never happened. It's like I'm telling you, but
- 1:42:40I haven't met homies that hit the mom. We all have a homie that's
- 1:42:43not a homie. Yeah, that is not a homie, Dude, I
- 1:42:46ain't got no homies. Has ever hit their mom? Yeah, I td
- 1:42:49a homie talk back to their mom like being like yo, get yo,
- 1:42:54get the fuck out the room type ship. But like even man, even
- 1:42:59then he got like lopped in his face. Bro, he tried to do
- 1:43:01that crazy shit. He didn't try to try to slap back. No,
- 1:43:04he didn't. I saw I've seen it. I've seen that shit in the
- 1:43:08car. And what do you do us? I just looked. I just
- 1:43:11looked back, and I was just like, hey, this is none of
- 1:43:14my business. It's not but it's still your none of my business. I
- 1:43:17would if I ever saw something like that, Dad, today, I stopped
- 1:43:19hanging out with that person just because I'm like, yo, I mean,
- 1:43:23that's not how I get down, and I kind of don't want that energy
- 1:43:26around me. And everybody has their feelings towards their parents at some point,
- 1:43:29but that's a bit too much bro to like, yo, put your hands
- 1:43:31on your mom, like you know what I mean, Like that shit is
- 1:43:36hello, hello, fucking extra bro. Like unless unless your dad was like
- 1:43:43beating your mom like like heavily. It's like even then, you know people
- 1:43:46that have had been in that situation, but they did never want to hit
- 1:43:49his mom. Eddie never wanted to hit his mom my bed, you know
- 1:43:53what I mean. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But he grew up
- 1:43:56with that in his house like he I mean, he talks about it.
- 1:43:58I'm not making anything up or disclosing it. Mac Glow three two three fourteen.
- 1:44:01When I fought my pops, damn fourteen, that's where you feel that
- 1:44:06grown man strength. But I don't know, it depends if you have that
- 1:44:10over you have that old Joey d is that he could probably suck that food,
- 1:44:13got sucker. Like if you have a Robert de Niro age type dad,
- 1:44:16how are you fighting the guy that pays the bills. You don't think
- 1:44:20about it. You don't think about it that way though, that's why we
- 1:44:24need Okay, okay, so check this out. What happens if you know,
- 1:44:29if your mom was the one that's paying all the bills and your dad
- 1:44:31was just like a lazy bitch as snake, they didn't do shit like the
- 1:44:34dude from Hey Arnald, mister Kashka may Man, Yeah hit yeah like whatever
- 1:44:41it was like himself. Yeah. So so I mean so fighting him right,
- 1:44:45Like, I guess would that be okay then because technically he's not paying
- 1:44:49the bills in your eyes, right, I don't think you should fight anybody
- 1:44:53dead President's five, he's a dead beat. I mean, that's a fair
- 1:44:56one. Run that fade. I think Willie Parson hit his mom the damn
- 1:45:03that who hated his mom, his mom, you know what though? His
- 1:45:06mom did him dirty though, Bro, that'sh's fucked up. The way he
- 1:45:10said, the way he says like how like you know what I mean?
- 1:45:13He like she used them to try to help her and then she was like
- 1:45:15I'm just gonna backstab you and try to sell the house behind your back.
- 1:45:17That's like like if you told me Eminem hit his mom and be like,
- 1:45:20damn, that bitch did do him dirty though, that is hella fucking foul
- 1:45:30though what he made a whole song about her dog. She tried to sue
- 1:45:34him. She tried to sue his own song. That's what it was a
- 1:45:35piece of shit. Mom. She is after all that, she still trying
- 1:45:38to sue him. He's making me loose. Bad Yeah, bad mom up
- 1:45:43so about killing his mom, defamation of character and and killing his his baby
- 1:45:47lost. He didn't want They didn't win, I'm saying, but that's the
- 1:45:50case, right there was big are you supposedly she she didn't win that one.
- 1:45:55No, none of him on it. Even Kim didn't win it when
- 1:45:58he literally talks about killing her and shit, you know, and my dam
- 1:46:00has good lawyers. The speech speech, there's a lot to have a stop.
- 1:46:04Freedom of speech is applies and then you know who that applies to.
- 1:46:12American don't understand because secondally, that was still terroristic rap because even on the
- 1:46:18other song, he was like, bitch, I'm gonna kill you, like
- 1:46:21that's literally making us right, yo, we got a crazy comment. You're
- 1:46:25gonna read it ya? Which one was the really financier or Justin read both
- 1:46:30of them all right, Rudy stepped at him. My mom once when I
- 1:46:33was sixteen, had to put hands on them. That's that's that's reputable,
- 1:46:39understandable, understandable, very understandable. Run that fair one real quick. Yeah.
- 1:46:45If I'm your real dad, I'm your real bitch. Has for felipa
- 1:46:49droker. He was like my other song protected me and he's like, dad
- 1:46:54fucking hit her again. Yeah, that's dude, that's just funny. What's
- 1:47:00the next one? Rate? Justin Rohans put my dad in the chokehold three
- 1:47:03years ago. I'm twenty eight. Not my proudest moment, but I was
- 1:47:08getting choked out by my older brother and had to do what I had to
- 1:47:12do remove the toxicity a little. Well, Damn, choking out your dad
- 1:47:18is a whole other level. Just hitting him, Yeah, but choking somebody
- 1:47:26out, like, I mean, your dad to choke someone off, it's
- 1:47:30not dangerous. Did your dad hit you? You can choke someone off.
- 1:47:31Did your dad hit you? Brother? What did you get hit with?
- 1:47:33Like a belt? Yeah? Like what was a beating? Like though?
- 1:47:39It was like like I was it was it was like like five lashes or
- 1:47:44just like that's it. You didn't get one of those real beats. I
- 1:47:45didn't. I feel like I feel like I got those kind of beatings that
- 1:47:51were like I could feel my parents anger for shit that had nothing to do
- 1:47:55with me. Yeah, where I'm just like, damn, bro, like,
- 1:47:57why are you hitting me this hard? I just dropped something? Yeah,
- 1:48:00like you wasn't hit with no extension cord or nothing like that. Yeah,
- 1:48:02bro, that is or like or like like a pan See. He's
- 1:48:06one always says that his mom just grabbed it that she saw me, yeah,
- 1:48:10dude, or you know the shoe yeah, or you never have to
- 1:48:13go outside and go get the switch, dude. I was the time you
- 1:48:15gotta wait to your dad. Oh yeah it was. It was like you
- 1:48:19gotta wait till your dad gets home. And then by then ship cooled down
- 1:48:23and my dad two jobs fools too tired to come home and hit me dog
- 1:48:27like, but I was a real bliss fool. Had to get on the
- 1:48:30bus, get two jobs, get on the bus back home, and you
- 1:48:33think my mom like you need to hit that point. He would just be
- 1:48:35like, yo, stop, I just stopped. Bro, whatever you did,
- 1:48:39just stop. You're not my dad and my dad would just my dad
- 1:48:42would just be like, you know that thing I told you I was gonna
- 1:48:45buy, You're not I canna get that boy, if you keep doing whatever
- 1:48:46you're doing to put me back and check down. But I got hit a
- 1:48:49couple of times, but it was my I can tell me. I was
- 1:48:51just tired and I was like this shit, that's what The house was always
- 1:48:55clean like this fools didn't still talking to this day house. He's got two
- 1:48:59jobs and a bus. That was tough. That was thinking about it.
- 1:49:03I used to have a homie dog. This name was Armando. This one
- 1:49:06had a military dad, and I always wanted to see him throw down with
- 1:49:10his dad, like like I just always wanted to. I was It's just
- 1:49:15it just they were both big and it just would it looked like you know
- 1:49:16when Ken flores big. Yeah he got light buls suction dog? Yeah,
- 1:49:23what is it? Or like gas trick bypass. I had a close source
- 1:49:27tell me, and I was like, what you know, you gotta go
- 1:49:30through like evaluations and shit, and they gotta prove that you can you're willing
- 1:49:33to lose weight before they give you the light bulb. I bet I be
- 1:49:36like, I just don't want to take that shortcut. Not that big it
- 1:49:40you're not, That's what I'm saying. Like, I think he's so fat
- 1:49:42dude, Like they I said, let's go points like bo I don't want
- 1:49:45to. I'm like, bro, you're just you're not that big though.
- 1:49:48But if I would tell him, like Tommy, Tommy's a big fool.
- 1:49:50Tommy's a fat dude. He's just football play to me, it's just Tommy's
- 1:49:54malo. Yeah, you're just a Tommy's like a big piece of bread that
- 1:49:58hasn't been cooked yet. Yeah, like you touch touch him in it's dough.
- 1:50:00She don't come back, You get back and fine, dog, you're
- 1:50:03just a big football player looking forward. Me just love that sh You got
- 1:50:06a dad bod. You just love that bot. I'm just skinning forward.
- 1:50:11I would tell you take your shirt off, love dad man. If he
- 1:50:15went in the pool like I just it's the dad bot is so assuring that
- 1:50:21it's like he's not gonna cheat on me, you know what. The like.
- 1:50:25But I think girls like dad Bob because like when they get married,
- 1:50:29he's fat, so they can get fat. Like they can kind of let
- 1:50:31it go, you know, like, oh you don't like being fat dude
- 1:50:35because they're hot. They're hot, and then once they married, you're like,
- 1:50:39you got dad, bob, so you can't bitch about me. Can't
- 1:50:41bitch That's what I think. Why because a bunch of hot bitches that I
- 1:50:44know, Oh I love a fool with the dad, but I'm like,
- 1:50:45you just want to let it go. He want to be with this fool
- 1:50:48and eventually be like, Yo, let's go to dinner and I don't got
- 1:50:50to work out one more. We're both fat now. I don't understand why
- 1:50:55hot girls like that about it. That's my logic. I feel like that
- 1:50:57happens to like certain couples that I see a Disney where I'm just like when
- 1:51:00they have come up with the kid, and I'm just like, the letting
- 1:51:01go happened after the kid. Huh oh yeah, you guys used to you
- 1:51:05got you guys used to come in here all happy as fuck, and now
- 1:51:08you guys coming here all fucking hella rushed, fucking like not having a good
- 1:51:13time and after at Disney, because I see more kids and people watch that
- 1:51:18people watch a lot, and I'm just like, like, I could tell
- 1:51:20you guys used to take all the cute pictures on the places and now you
- 1:51:24fucking kid, crying kid, No more Disney for you. It's done,
- 1:51:29seasons over for you. No, I'm probably still gonna go time if if
- 1:51:32I can. Yeah, if he hits me up, yeah, but I
- 1:51:36know it's because shout out to Caesar. He got he was able to get
- 1:51:40my little niece's birthday hook up. So my older brother's gonna go out there
- 1:51:44with his family. I asked him for a favorite shout are always having a
- 1:51:47plug? Man? You know? I was like, the world. I
- 1:51:51try to manifest that for a long ast time. Remember Ray, like two
- 1:51:56years I was like, can I just meet somebody at Disneyland? And then
- 1:51:58I actually had a really good friend there. Bro that he became a friend
- 1:52:02and uh you know and shit like I've said, I would become Dude Godfather's
- 1:52:08kid. He asked me before. He's like, yeah, he's thinking about
- 1:52:10having another kid. He's like, I think you guys could be an you
- 1:52:13know. I was like, for real, dog, I was like,
- 1:52:14I'm down, Like, dude, he might have a He's talking about the
- 1:52:18Disney makes you like it gives you a way to make a baby or something
- 1:52:21like that. It's called the Disney. Baby, it was it's We're gonna
- 1:52:25have a whole episode on that dog. It's a whole another fucking ball game.
- 1:52:29I feel like there's some ship behind that. Yeah, for sure there
- 1:52:33is. Yeah, I mean, but but anybody, I mean, we
- 1:52:35all know Disney is like one of the evilst things, Like you know what
- 1:52:40I'm saying, don't say that a lot of Disney careful Walt Disney fann over
- 1:52:45here doesn't know that he was a Nazi. I didn't say I didn't know
- 1:52:48Bom Braun. I didn't say I didn't fucking number one Nazi. I'm not
- 1:52:53fan of his Nazism. Bro, I like, fucking I liked bro,
- 1:52:57like you act like I'm like if you act like I'm out there fucking marching
- 1:53:01in the fucking bark representation and image of Walt Disney and Walt Disney dumb,
- 1:53:10well, dude, we all love it though. The park is fucking great,
- 1:53:12all right, Like yeah, and I love that there's one in Tokyo
- 1:53:15and one in Paris and all this shit. The whole world deserves deserves the
- 1:53:18Paris. The food is good. They got good food there, yeah,
- 1:53:23bro, see everybody has something there. But yeah, that that shit really
- 1:53:26is um. But people, I'm saying, there's a lot. I can
- 1:53:30see how there's an agenda. I'm going to admit that. You know there's
- 1:53:32a john. So you don't want to go next month? The whole monthy
- 1:53:39Like I'm not going out of here, Like it's not because of the weather.
- 1:53:45You're like, he's starting, so I don't go during that, you
- 1:53:47know, I bet you ex everybody's gonna be like, how come you're not
- 1:53:49rushing to get those popcorn books? I don't want those. You're not gonna
- 1:53:55grab them with a little now come you're not getting I don't want the rainbow
- 1:54:00make you one dude, like because you know that, Like I literally get
- 1:54:05like everything they fucking come out with. It's resellable. Like the popcorn buggets
- 1:54:10are really big money. Like there was a Star Wars win and I like
- 1:54:14had my homie go get me like two of them because they sold out really
- 1:54:15quick and then they droids they light up. But it's like next month,
- 1:54:18it's like fucking it's it's it's gay month, right, So so I'm just
- 1:54:21like I'm like, bro, I was like, I am not gonna be
- 1:54:25no disrespect, you know what I mean? But I'm I'm just not gonna
- 1:54:27I don't collect gay memorabilia, you know, like yeah, like so I'm
- 1:54:30just not gonna be rushing to get those popcorn buggets. But nonetheless, it's
- 1:54:34time to fucking pick a winner for the giveaway. All right, this is
- 1:54:39a Patreon exclusive. I'm gonna pick two of you guys from the Patreon that
- 1:54:44commented on there. So thank you so much that everybody who participated, and
- 1:54:48I will send you one of these popan collaborations to wherever you're at. Um
- 1:54:54So, winner number one, we are going to pig the one and only
- 1:55:00mister soon but I know congratulations. Fine, that is winner number two and
- 1:55:10winner number I'm sorry, Winner number one is. Let's go with Eileen Divine
- 1:55:16congratulated. Happy Mother's Day one girl. There you go. Hopefully that major
- 1:55:20Mother's Day a lot sweeter. By the way, where can they someone just
- 1:55:24hit me up on the DMS? Where can they get those? Are those?
- 1:55:26If you want to find out that we will be announcing the dispensaries,
- 1:55:30they're gonna be and we're gonna start with catalysts at first, so we're just
- 1:55:31obviously going to the processing. Yeah, that's that's a good spot. Yeah,
- 1:55:36so Catalyst is gonna be one of the places we're gonna be available.
- 1:55:39And then of course green thumbs like green thumbs lax and all that stuff.
- 1:55:42But if you want to hit it up, if you want to hit me
- 1:55:44up and find out where they can get them wherever you're at, or how
- 1:55:46you can get them, just DM me and I'll do a background check before
- 1:55:49I send you the telegram and then I can point you into my direction.
- 1:55:53Okay, real quick, um, because you said green thumb lax and I
- 1:55:58heard about that, so how does that work. It's not in the lax
- 1:56:01It's like right on the outskirts. Okay, yes, it's lax area.
- 1:56:05I know. Did you think it was there though? Yeah? Me too.
- 1:56:08When I first I was like at first time that, I was like,
- 1:56:11yo, I can't wait to go to the airport. I was like,
- 1:56:14yo, I got a green from in La X Like I'm booking a
- 1:56:17flight just to go to the dispenser where I'm flying out too. He just
- 1:56:21goes to San Francisco back. Just damn. That's crazy, yeah, man.
- 1:56:27But allude to everybody who tuned in today and congratulations to those winners.
- 1:56:30Follow us on Patreon Thank you, and welcome to all the new people.
- 1:56:34There's gonna be new behind the scenes content. Xavier, you better go to
- 1:56:36the fair, dude, I don't know. Hey, bro, all right,
- 1:56:41that's any DC. I'm giving this fool's blog. I need to get
- 1:56:43ready for I'm not gonna be there, all right. I need to get
- 1:56:45ready for a DC. Dude, that's a fucking commitment. What all?
- 1:56:47What do you have to do? Pack? Pack to figure my dog out
- 1:56:51camping? You just told it, you figured everything out. Oh, I
- 1:56:55gotta Chile. I'm gonna take in our vat be living, our ving up.
- 1:57:00It's gonna be fun. Yeah, I got we got an r V.
- 1:57:01You're gonna who's yeah? Who? You're your boyfriend? You see do
- 1:57:06your nec homies? Yeah? Homies? I said your boyfriend, not boyfriends.
- 1:57:12M hmm. Fuck you thank busting the same guy you're staying with him
- 1:57:15on the beach. Fuck you know what, dude, I'm just saying a
- 1:57:19yo, this is his roommate. I'm glad he's doing this because it's at
- 1:57:25least not ruining it for the checks for me ruining it. Hey, but
- 1:57:29you know what one thing I have ye, you're not taking those stands to
- 1:57:31the beach. You know one thing I have learned, you know, especially
- 1:57:34like you know on clubhouses, whenever you expose somebody quote unquote, it always
- 1:57:39makes her d ms a little bit more lit. I've noticed that. Oh
- 1:57:43yeah, have you ever had him released yourself phone number? The worst?
- 1:57:45Dude? Oh? Does that? Heals you multiple times? You'll talk to
- 1:57:50anybody if you don't show if you're a docster. Look at him smiling,
- 1:57:55bro me doctern't oh that first of all, he'd like to get dogs though.
- 1:58:02First of all, first docks. And first of all, he decided
- 1:58:09to like forget all the equipment or something. I don't know what pushed me
- 1:58:12to do it that one time, and I was just like, you know
- 1:58:14what, dude, I'm tired of this motherfucker always dropping the ball. I
- 1:58:15fucking we always got to make real rags because he fucking forgets something. And
- 1:58:18I was like, oh, how hard is it to fucking put the backpack
- 1:58:20in your your fucking car? So I was, so I just I exposed
- 1:58:25his number, dog and then multiple times and then you've done it the timmy
- 1:58:29and then the other time, and the other time was because it was like
- 1:58:30really hot and then he didn't want to tell me if he didn't left the
- 1:58:32A C on for his dog. So I was like, so I was
- 1:58:35just like everybody texted him and let him know that it's supported to put the
- 1:58:39AC on for his dog because he's like a very fatass dog. Oh well
- 1:58:42you know what that you actually did that in the defense of the dog,
- 1:58:46right yeah, um, yeah, I don't think anything's wrong with that,
- 1:58:49Okay, And then I thought, you number, You saved the animals life
- 1:58:54potentially, and then I docks his number. We lost. I docks his
- 1:58:57number because I lost five hundred bucks to him, and I told everybody got
- 1:58:59wish he's on the congratulations on the five hundred dollars he won. That's not
- 1:59:02what you said. That said something around those no you said that, I
- 1:59:05don't know. You were like you said, I can't remember. And then
- 1:59:12I released his address or I was about to, and then those levels to
- 1:59:15it you can't And then it was like, we need to stop before somebody
- 1:59:18gets hurt. Yeah, before someone shows up to my house and her houses
- 1:59:23try to hit your dog. What if you would have found somebody in your
- 1:59:25house, like is this where you live? No, yo, I haven't
- 1:59:30had that because you say pretty specifically where I lived. I was about it.
- 1:59:34It's pretty specifically. I'm not gonna say just because you ruin. It
- 1:59:38was like right behind this spot right here, and I go there all time.
- 1:59:42They built something there, so like you can't tell where you live no
- 1:59:45more. I haven't built anything. And they did that empty last night,
- 1:59:46empty and still empty. Really yeah, there's full. Yeah y'all know y'all
- 1:59:51docked in right now. Could you talk about the empty lots? Now you
- 1:59:55gotta go to the lots. They can go have fun. Yeah, you
- 1:59:58can go have fun on empty out in Glendale. Can you imagine there's only
- 2:00:02two? Like you look at really stated it's only two and then you see
- 2:00:06your stupid ass car in the picture on one of them. You're like,
- 2:00:12like on the Google map, yeah, it's like people that get caught in
- 2:00:14the Google somebody's just your work. And that is funny though, because Google
- 2:00:19maps, dude, we haven't pictured people's cars right there, and it's like
- 2:00:23that's how that's how you can. There's been people caught caught like doing bad
- 2:00:27things on Google Murder. Murder yeah was like, well he was stabbing a
- 2:00:32sound like people were like people disposing them bodies and shit. Oh yeah,
- 2:00:36shit, I've seen shit like that, like the crazy shit We're like,
- 2:00:40you'll get caught in the picture. Like, OK, I'm on Google Maps
- 2:00:43and if you're typing the address for that address, be like the guy on
- 2:00:45Google Maps and you're outside your house but you're on the Google Maps address.
- 2:00:47What the fuck? Straight up? But we want to thank everybody for tuning
- 2:00:51in today. We want to thank Craig for coming by. Yeah, thank
- 2:00:58you so much. Bro. Where can they follow you at? Uh?
- 2:01:00Every platform? CRAYOC, c r A, y oc um, Instagram,
- 2:01:05underscore OC you could search me everywhere, um, Spotify, Apple Music,
- 2:01:12every single platform. Also, I just started a new YouTube called keep Banging.
- 2:01:17Um, I'm gonna be dropping an interview that I did with Whack one
- 2:01:20Hunted um on there. So shout out to Whack, Shout to the Hunted
- 2:01:24side, you know, shout out to all my supporters on clubhouse. You
- 2:01:27know what I'm saying. Yeah, I gotta deal with every day dog,
- 2:01:30little ass kid Ray shout out. Shout out to Craig for coming through.
- 2:01:35Man, stop banning him. Yeah, man, I've been kicked off a
- 2:01:41clubhouse one hundred and forty five times. But guess what, I'm still gonna
- 2:01:44keep coming back with a brand new account. I'm already back on the app
- 2:01:46emails. That's you made one hundred and something. No, no, no
- 2:01:48you tu she was Berner numbers. That's a lot of numbers though, too
- 2:01:53God, there's a lot of numbers. Work sounds like a lot of work
- 2:01:55for new accounts. Really it's really not, though I've done it so much.
- 2:02:00It's like it's like time my shoe. There you go, we'll go
- 2:02:02get them over the time, time my shoe. Make a new account.
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