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A Little Conan Right In Your Face: Logan Review & Conan Exiles · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I think for the third time ever Matt's not here yeah it's just you and me but
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  next week it's likely to be just you and Matt because uh they're shipping me off to
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  Vietnam welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy Vietnam I've always wanted to go
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  there yeah me too I hear that's a place to get a jacket that's really what I'm
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  going to go there for a cheap jacket land of jackets walk in go here's the
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  Star Wars jacket I want make it for me walk into Vietnam yep out of the airport
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  make me a jacket I assume I can find someone in the airport yeah you might
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  not even have to leave the airport yeah yeah that's all all of was a jacket so I
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  don't really need to go anywhere else what is the jacket that you want H I
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  don't know if I want the Luke jacket you know that yellow one mhm mhm from a new
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  I do like quite like the fin jacket as well yeah the fin jacket's cool and I
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  wouldn't mind getting one like Taylor Made what about you what would jacket
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  you go for uh Star Wars Universe jacket yes I've always kind of wanted hans's
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  kind of cowboy jacket you know the one I mean yeah I did and I thought about it
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  as well went but everyone's going to want that yeah that's true but not everyone has one
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  Luke man when I was a kid I all just wanted to be luke I know but then when
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  you got older you
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  [Laughter] and I hope he says it just like that Sor
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  who are you um I didn't order
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  anything yeah I just I don't think that was a big reveal we were all hoping for
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  yeah I mean like we've seen his expression and if if his expression had
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  words those words would be who are you yeah right so it's not like this has
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  blown our minds conceptually in terms of [ __ ] why he doesn't know who she is like
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  of course he doesn't of course he would have no reason to know who she is he has
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  never met her unless unless it's her dad or something and it's going to be
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  something so that's all we know so this happened in the Disney was stakeholder
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  meeting yeah yeah Disney shareholders company annual meeting I guess if you're
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  pumping money into this [ __ ] you get to see a little bit before anyone else well
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  that's what you're paying for isn't it well yeah I mean I can't see any
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  actually you're paying to get lots more money back yeah I'm sure they are though
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  I'm sure that is taken care of I mean between this and the new
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  DuckTales I'm just going to be giving all my money to Disney you
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  know dis they do like money but I think they earn it better than what George did
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  oh yeah yeah cuz George loves money don't get don't get me wrong but he
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  loves the taste of money he just started turnning out
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  [ __ ] yeah it's kind of like George has enough money here's the thing Disney's a
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  company and a company are always going to want more money because that's the
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  only reason a company exists to create money whereas George Lucas is just one
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  person and once you've already got enough money that you can buy literally
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  everything you want then even if you're still churning out money making stuff I
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  mean there's no there's no reason to try harder to make even more money well yeah
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  that's sort of what happens like with big companies I have like the C the COO
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  come in mhm and they will want to make money yeah cuz that for the business but
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  also they get huge bonuses but then they move on and the next one comes in and he
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  wants to make money yeah or she wants to make money thank you Luke nice Amendment
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  but in Disney's case it's a man Bob arer yes yeah yeah yes should we have said
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  spoilers for this I think if it happens in the first one second of the movie
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  it's not spoilers yeah but I guess it is a movie that hasn't come out yet so
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  maybe it's spoilers for people that really wanted to uh to experience
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  who are you live so should we AP I would just say
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  sorry about that yeah yeah yes spoiler
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  retroactive spoiler alert but I don't think it's a spoiler I don't think it
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  gives a away any plot I you know what would have been a spoiler if he'd gone
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  Ray that would have been a spoiler if he known who she was you know this is just
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  what we assumed he was would be saying yeah in the past you don't show in the
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  movie cuz why would you I think the biggest spoil would have been so my
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  daughter has returned as he takes a lightsaber I think the biggest spoiler
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  would be hi I've got no relation to you and uh we're meeting for the first time
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  I don't know any of your family and we're not connected
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  anyway I'd really like a bit of that in Star Wars I really would it might happen
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  although it's everyone keeps asking in the force OFW everyone keeps going who's
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  the girl and then it always cuts away so
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  mhm she is someone yeah she's someone yeah I mean they love that though they
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  love it even in Rogue one which arguably had nothing to do with the Saga the
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  family Saga of it they were still like here's a character you've never heard of
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  oh but her dad is the one who um build the Death Star it's like oh come
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  on she's got to have some famous dad does she do I just maybe don't know how to
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  tie it all together so that's just an easy way out for them uh they're related
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  yeah yeah that's right I mean if the real world was a Star Wars Universe
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  every time you go to a job interview they'd be like I knew your father like
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  what well actually that sort of happened at my very first job interview for where
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  I work there all right yeah okay in your
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  case I guess that is incredibly
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  accurate so um before we move on from
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  Star Wars news yes I uh I see that you
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  went to see a little Cabaret this week I
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  did you want to tell us about that um I went and saw the Empire shrips back
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  which is a burlesk strip version of Star Wars Star Wars It's a a Star Wars bisque
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  parody Or bisque Star Wars parody yeah it doesn't parody burlesque yes although
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  in a way it does so we have seen this before we saw one of the first shows of this
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  yeah has it changed much since then it
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  has gotten a million times better really like yeah it is a lot better I don't
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  might just be I wasn't as drunk this time okay okay usually that doesn't make
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  things better though no so that's that's not a strike against it or for it in my
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  opinion they actually had some male performance this time okay okay they had
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  one last time if I recall little Han Solo strip teas in the
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  middle very drunk okay yeah you also made your own friends that night and
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  weren't sitting with us if I recall yeah I sort of just that's what I do yeah
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  just always meet new people and off I go and follow them yeah to better seats
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  actually so yeah I got the front row of the upstairs part instead of sitting
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  back yeah but this time it wasn't in like a small theater it was like a big
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  it was in the big camber the theater oh okay so yeah it's gotten a lot bigger
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  and it was last show in Australia oh is that right where are they going next
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  please tell me they're touring southeast Asia unfortunately not they're off to
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  Europe and then after that America that [ __ ] would not fly here but Matt when
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  you listen to this when you see it on over there you should go and see it it
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  is yeah well worth seeing now not say it wasn't well worth seeing the first time
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  no I enjoyed it I enjoyed finally seeing what's underneath the Stormtroopers armor
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  yeah I think just with experience that oh yeah they've just gr better except
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  they're still flogging the wook rodica magazine right yeah it's the same copy
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  that I got you're kidding that was years
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  ago that was 2011 we saw this yeah and they still still the same copy the same
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  issue of the magazine now don't get me wrong wooky rodica is a great title for a
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  magazine it is but maybe you should update it maybe
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  every second year maybe yeah yeah I can understand it's quite expensive to make
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  and you don't want to cuz it's not a show that performs every week so you
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  don't really want to update all the time but it's been what six years now M time
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  to update good God has it been that long yeah but if they update it I might buy
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  another copy yeah yeah exactly speaking of things being from further ago in the
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  past than you thought you know it's the 20th anniversary of Buffy the Vampire
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  Empire Slayer this year oh that's depressing yeah yeah cuz that was
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  something we watched in high school mhm mhm yep yep feeling pretty are they
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  doing anything for it no no oh I really
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  I really would like them to except reunion shows aren't historically that
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  great you're not really going to get a
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  good Reunion Show out of Buffy yeah plus
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  Buffy was the first of those series that kind of kind of brought together those
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  elements of uh the Supernatural and all that and now that's kind of been
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  overdone so even though they were the Forerunner I think it wouldn't really
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  benefit us to see another one even if it was the same characters that we like
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  yeah no I I can see that cuz yeah you do have like um trying to think of any show
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  now I know of them I do um problem with the cars the the car that they drive and
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  Matt saw it Supernatural Supernatural there's one exactly which just sort of
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  got that slight bit of humor in it you know even even at the time you're
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  Charmed all of those spin-offs now you got all your yeah I
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  [ __ ] loved Angel man I would go as far as saying that I prefer Angel over
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  Buffy as a show I'm not talking about like you know sexually I was I was
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  always a willow fan oh yeah yeah yeah yeah she uh she turned out to be pretty
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  different to how she was in the show didn't sheis so I think just she became more
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  confident maybe I just think that Willow as a character is far more attractive
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  than Allison Hanigan as an actress is maybe that's just me it might just be
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  you cuz I yeah cuz I quite liked her in um yeah no I quite like her still okay
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  good maybe it's just it's not the whole school girl thing for you now yeah you
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  know what that she so grew out of that yeah they all do man they all do yeah
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  dis pointing I uh I just love how Charisma
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  Carpenter left Buffy for Angel and her character went from 17 to about 30 years
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  old just by moving cities yeah that really did change very quickly yeah and
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  then when they did the Crossovers with Buffy they were still all like you know
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  college kids and she's like a successful career woman with her own apartment yeah
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  and it's so didn't her in Buffy her dad lost his money or something m
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  that's right like she was moved out on his dime she had to move out there and
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  make it on her own yeah true maybe Angel made her a partner God I need to sit
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  down and watching that again yeah I'm worried about it I don't know I don't
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  know if it holds up well I was watching it with um Hannah cuz she hadn't seen it
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  before oh wow and we're watching on Netflix we had to get the American
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  Netflix on and now we've lost the American Netflix so we stopped watching
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  it so we're we got up to season three but I wouldn't wouldn't mind continuing it
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  yeah yeah I've got them on DVD but I'm just too lazy to get up and put the DVD
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  in the drive yeah you know I I actually
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  downloaded the force awakens this week and then remembered that I had bought it
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  on
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  Blu-ray because it's it's easier just to hit played and they have to find the
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  disc and put it in and then just feels pretty archaic doesn't it these days
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  Blu-ray also it just takes so long to load yeah Blu-ray was never great it was
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  never my preferred I only own the Star Wars box
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  set and this the force awakens I never really got into
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  collecting them like I did with DVD I mean I still got a [ __ ] ton of DVDs in
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  storage just just get rid of them you never going to do anything with plan to
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  just sell them yeah should we uh should we look at some new
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  yes I found a way to combine two of our segments today video game news and Dick
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  [Music]
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  news oh I'm excited now yeah yeah you should be um Conan Exiles which is
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  actually a game I'm planning to check out uh and quite excited about I have
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  been seeing bits and pieces of this and I do I think it's even enticing me to
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  give it a try yeah so this is like a what would you call it's an open world
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  kind of survival exploration Style game there's a lot of them out there now like
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  Arc survival evolved and all these ones where you go out there you start with
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  nothing and you have to build yeah and survive that's right but this is the
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  Conan franchise Conan the Barbarian so you're in that kind of fantasy world
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  um but you know you can choose whether you are going to be a hunter G or grow
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  crops or you know you choose whether you start a religion or you and [ __ ] just
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  go out and fight people um I'm pretty interested in this I'm pretty interested
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  in this and like like most modern games you can customize your character's
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  Avatar to look pretty much however you want it to look uh with one additional
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  feature that I'm not aware of any other games having which is um there's a
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  slider to increase or decrease the size of your character's penis there is one
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  other game that has the penis there but you don't get to pick it this is the
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  first one I know that the slider for the actual how well endowed do you want to
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  be yeah yeah so there's a couple of funny things to note here right uh like
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  like all these games you know and I do this in Fallout Skyrim you know you you
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  pick your character based on race first and then you go in and you hone in right
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  so y from the video that I've seen your character in the in the character chart
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  is crucified right they're hanging naked from across so you can see all of them
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  yeah so as you scroll through the different races the penis size actually
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  defaults to various sizes based on that
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  race right that's interesting I didn't know that yeah and then within that you
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  can you can adjust the slider but if you flick on to African it automatically
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  goes to the maximum size for example others go to the minimum size and I'm
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  guessing some would go to the smaller size yeah yeah what I don't know
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  actually is if any of them become circumcised so for what I've heard of
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  this game like sometimes you can be watching and you'll see the people
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  walking past you and they're a bit stuttery except for their penis which you will see like
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  swinging yeah yeah cuz honestly if you
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  I'm thinking about getting this game yeah I'm like I'm going to go something
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  huge yeah yeah why wouldn't you why wouldn't you you know it's not every day
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  you get to choose size of your penis but I'm just looking I'm looking
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  at the screen here and even as you're just static in the menu for choosing
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  these things the penis is just slowly slowly drifting from side to side like
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  it's flapping about in a gentle breeze now I must say it's not just penises you
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  get to see in this true CU if you fli over to the female side you also get
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  breasts yeah where you can pick the scale and the other thing is there's Bush ah do you
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  get to control the bush I don't think you get to control the bush yeah well
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  that's an oversight I think they they might be still they I don't really think
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  in coded they were shaving back then sure some people were I'm sure some
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  people uh you know doing little shapes you know the landing strip or it is
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  actually quite possible cuz do you know where the whole Brazilian shaving thing
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  came from Brazil no go on prostitutes in England used to
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  do it to get rid of the lice well that makes sense that makes sense y see it
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  wasn't a sign of all I'm trying to be sexy is that oh I don't want you to see
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  that on me CU there's stuff in it yeah a little bit of Education in this episode
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  that's uh that's the most unsexy thing are you talking about the lice or the
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  bush well just no the lice well the the fact that if if you
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  went to see one of these like Victorian era prostitutes and you saw that she had
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  shaved you'd be like oh okay Li then is it yep I've never had him have you no no
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  I haven't I don't know anyone who has you mean lice or a
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  bush well a I meant the lice well crabs
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  no I have not no haven't yeah no yeah sorry I meant crabs people still joke
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  about it to these St some people must be yeah I guess so but it's not like you
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  talk about it so it's not like i' even know if I knew somebody who had maybe
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  that's why Matt's not here today he just doesn't want to be part of this
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  conversation I have to admit things y we should say Matt's not here he is at PAX
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  East yes if you're tuning in to the special Channel you'll probably hear him
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  and Jenna talking to people yeah before we move on to that though actually let's
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  not get sidetracked still talking about Conan's schlong mhm Xbox are having none
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  of it really yeah Xbox have come out and said there'll be a penis but you don't
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  get to choose how big it is oh yeah so you're allow this they're allowing the
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  penis as far as I can tell yeah I thought that if you weren't going to
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  have it you just wouldn't have it well there are markets where you can't have
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  it there's uh there's certain Asian markets where you you're just not
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  allowed to have penis I think Japan is one of them yeah Japan is one of them
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  I'm surprised you can even show [ __ ] in Australia cuz they they're fairly
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  conservative with that stuff um you know I don't know but we
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  have had quite a few games where we've had [ __ ] before true Grand Theft Auto
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  mhm that snuck a little penis right in your face is that the name of this podcast a
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  little penis right in your face it might be oh there was something else as well
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  um Watch Dogs Watch Dogs 2 just came out had penises did Watch Dogs one have a
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  penis cuz I didn't play that long enough to see a penis uh no I saw my own penis while I
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  was playing that but that was it well was more interesting than the game [ __ ]
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  me terrible it was a terrible game I finished it I bet you played the second
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  one too I bet you hated the first and still got the second yes yeah of course
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  you did I've finished it as well whose dick did you see in that just
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  um there were entertainers oh right like I know there was one stage where you saw
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  breast and it was just like uh topless girl hula hooping and stuff MH MH do you
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  actually saw fully rented vagina in it though but they actually cut that out of
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  the game right so say that again say that phrase again for me fully rendered
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  vagina okay I'll let that slip I think
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  you saw some dick in the Dante's Inferno game did you ever play that no in fact
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  from memory there was quite a bit of dick in that demon dick I don't think
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  there's a problem with dick I think we should be able to have dick in games now
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  yeah like doesn't heard anything mhm yeah little dick never heard anyone
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  exactly the big ones might but yeah well maybe that's why they've banned the
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  slider so just to be clear the endowment slider is gone on the Xbox One version
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  which is a little disappointing because that's obviously the version I will get
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  this on right um as for me cuz achievements yes but here's why it's not
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  going to affect you Luke here's why and here's why you shouldn't worry about
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  this is because you always when given the option will play as a female am I
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  right correct correct and the breast slider is still there they've said no to
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  enlarging and shrinking the penis but they've said hell yes on enlarging and
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  shrinking the breasts cuz that's always been a stapling game you've always been
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  able to do that so yeah yeah but I I could see people
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  saying it's not fair why the women can have the breast and kind the port they
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  are I see them as two very I don't you can't really compare penises and breasts
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  no I try not to to me that's sort of you compare the top with the top and the
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  bottom with the bottom yeah that's fair that's fair maybe you can increase the
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  size of the male characters pectoral muscles in which case these would be
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  dead even ah got to start check a little bit you know how it's all this fruit and
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  nipple stuff because Instagram you can't show nipples and stuff female
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  breast I think to make make it even just you can't show men's either yeah I think
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  that's fair yeah yeah if you're offended by nipples if you don't like nipples
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  then we can ban nipples but yeah it should be be both B nipples yeah look I mean
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  I mean they're not idiots I mean I I understand why they don't want to show
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  full breasts because if you show full breasts and suddenly you're opening the
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  doors for what they would conceive to be pornography and you know that could
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  corrupt the Integrity of the of the app and all that not so much even the pornog
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  it's also cuz I don't know probably a great big chunk of users on a lot of
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  those platforms are children yeah yeah so not so much children seeing it but
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  children putting theirs on ah right so you're saying it's you've got to draw
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  the line somewhere yeah I think if you just tra go no what
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  is all to show nipples male or female now that's all right I'm I'm developing
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  an app for specifically for so podcast at multip nerdgasm tocom
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  if you want some details for that I'm sure the police will be in contact
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  shortly yeah while I live in Singapore so they're probably already listening to
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  this not cuz they're fans I'm pretty sure they just bug everything and also
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  they're probably fans isn't everyone just bugging everything
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  these days well certainly the Chinese are bugging all of us all the time and
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  they've admitted to that you know they've come out and said if you have if
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  you have a Chinese made TV in your house we're listening to you right now see
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  I've got no problem with that but I think if they are listening to me they
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  should be helping me pay my Internet bill yeah that's fair cuz they're using
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  my bed width they're using my data to do it
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  so pay it back yeah chip in China you got the money well everyone's got more
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  money than me I don't know if I do Luke I don't know I took a big pay cut this
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  year oh you started your um four years worth over 5 years yep ah do the
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  listeners know about that have we talked about that on air I think we have yeah
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  then I'm going to take a sabatical so in 2021 I'm not going to work for you yeah
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  so Luke is taking 3/4 pay for the next four years MH and then he quarter I take
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  4 fths okay I am [ __ ] at maths clearly
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  okay cuz 3/4 would be 75% which means I'd be getting ripped off right okay but
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  I'm taking a 20% pay cut so I get 80% for 4 years yeah so essentially you're
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  saving a little bit each year so that you can continue to be paid a normal
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  wage in the year you don't turn up to work yes but still have a job I still go
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  back to after that's finished I have trouble enough booking a holiday or
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  getting time in L for the weekends that I work like I cannot imagine just saying
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  I'm not coming in for a year I will see you in a year from now honestly I think
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  what it is is because it's so far away they're even thinking they're not even
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  thinking about what they're going to do when it happens yeah it's just one of
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  those things that oh yeah it's four years away not a problem and then it's
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  going to get to the end of the year and go okay guys I'm out a season in a
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  year's time and go wait what they're assuming you're going to forget about it
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  before then cuz they certainly will but though it's just good I I organized it
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  cuz I said to like look just got married might be starting a family so itd be
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  good to have sort of time off then or might not be starting family I might
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  just be buying a house then might be good to just work on the house for a
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  year go that' be nice or just uh sit around in my underwear and
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  stream yeah probably 24/7 and see what happens yeah and we've really we've
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  really got to promote that too I and I think it's not just like a daily Vlog
• 26:29
  kind of thing it's it's on January 1 of that year you know your your channel is
• 26:35
  launched and it's y it's
• 26:37
  365 days of nonstop gaming with the
• 26:43
  occasional break for sleep what about special time yeah you well I mean if you
• 26:48
  don't want to stream that then I I guess you don't have to I'd be okay streaming
• 26:53
  it yeah well there you go sorted but sorted I think part
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  consent yeah I guess you do need consent well how long is this away this is 3 years from
• 27:07
  now years from really four years we're only two months into the first yeah so
• 27:11
  we have some time to talk her into it yes okay so yeah we'll see what happens
• 27:16
  we've got some time listeners listeners if you if you can think of uh any uh
• 27:22
  convincing arguments to convince Luke's wife Hannah uh that she should have sex
• 27:27
  with him on cam podcast at multile nasm.com and uh share your thoughts yeah
• 27:33
  pretty sure it's not going to work but never say never but we like the interaction with
• 27:39
  the fans so yeah exactly right and our fans have been nothing but encouraging
• 27:43
  except for that one guy so you know was it Chilla 7 or something yeah Chiller 7
• 27:50
  yeah our official critic I want to get in contact with him
• 27:55
  and see if he'll give us another try like that was a year ago he was maybe
• 28:01
  just upset about Batman and was just taking it out on us
• 28:05
  he could listen to our great episode on The Suicide Squad redeem it that way
• 28:10
  what's the next DC movie it's Justice Wonder Woman isn't it oh yeah Wonder
• 28:15
  Woman I guess first but Justice League is coming soon
• 28:21
  too how close do you think they are to just pulling the pin and starting again
• 28:26
  oh very close I would say very close cuz well it's
• 28:32
  sort of hard CU they're still making money yeah yeah they're not losing money
• 28:37
  they're making money hand over fist but just everyone hates it but yeah but I
• 28:42
  think that's why they constantly renew it like with Spider-Man I mean they they
• 28:45
  could have just kept making Sam Ry Spider-Man with uh Toby Maguire forever
• 28:51
  and ever if they wanted to but they you know the audiences get younger so the
• 28:55
  actors have to get younger as well so but then didn't they make the next
• 29:01
  Spider-Man Actually older but him playing someone
• 29:05
  younger yeah but now it's an actual kid oh yeah the new one I think the new
• 29:10
  Spider-Man's great yeah I mean if those 15 minutes in Civil War anything to go
• 29:15
  on he's the best character there is yep but I don't know Civil War is sort of
• 29:20
  hard cuz Ant-Man was a great character in that he was he was so good in Civil
• 29:25
  War and his standalone film was so [ __ ]
• 29:31
  bad yeah and it's like cuz I actually I still haven't seen I will admit still
• 29:35
  haven't seen it no don't don't it's not good mat saw it Matt saw him in Civil
• 29:42
  War and went I now need to go see this movie and then came back and went no
• 29:46
  yeah and so that's why I haven't when Matt doesn't like a Marvel Superhero
• 29:51
  Movie you know that's a bad movie yeah and they doing a sequel to that I do
• 29:56
  think I need to sit down and watch all the M moves cuz I've skipped so many
• 30:01
  yeah I've skipped some too and I'm actually thinking uh before the next one
• 30:04
  comes out I do want to go back uh especially the Thor I feel there's a lot
• 30:09
  of extended mythology in this in the Thor movies that I just kind of ignore
• 30:14
  when they make references to in The Avengers yeah I I haven't seen any of
• 30:18
  the Thor I've seen bits and pieces of Iron Man but yeah I don't know why I skip them I
• 30:25
  like them yeah yeah I like them too I don't know they insist upon themselves
• 30:32
  every time a new one comes out I'm like okay guy calm down I will watch you when
• 30:36
  I get a chance right I think the big thing is is if I don't see it at the
• 30:42
  movies I sort of never get around to watching yeah you forget they exist
• 30:45
  sometimes I'll watch them On A Plane if I've got long enough I think I think
• 30:49
  that's how I watched the first Captain America was on a plane oh yeah Age of
• 30:53
  Ultron was just so bad too though that really put me off
• 30:59
  but it was bad but I still liked it I still think it's better than anything
• 31:02
  DC's done yeah that's true I'm not going to deny that I'm not going to deny that
• 31:08
  although you know what I saw this week is Logan oh what did you think of that
• 31:12
  which is technically Marvel but made by Sony Pictures not Marvel Studios I
• 31:17
  [ __ ] loved it I really liked it yeah okay yeah I mean this is an R-rated superhero
• 31:24
  movie like on par with something like Deadpool but without the cheesiness of
• 31:28
  Deadpool yeah even though I love where it came from like cuz Deadpool did great
• 31:32
  Z went well we'll make an R yeah and it
• 31:37
  is I mean Logan swears he he's got a bad attitude like an actual bad attitude not
• 31:42
  just a Hollywood bad attitude he he murders a lot of
• 31:47
  people like really brutally uh cuz he just doesn't give a
• 31:54
  [ __ ] I need to see this one yeah yeah this one's good do you do you think this
• 31:59
  will be his last outing as Wolverine or do you think there's a
• 32:04
  chance he might do
• 32:07
  Deadpool it's tough to say I certainly felt without giving too much away that
• 32:14
  this film was Hugh Jackman's farewell to
• 32:18
  the character which is also what he said but I know Ryan rold and Hugh Jackman
• 32:24
  they get along great y I think they've got great chemistry mhm and I think they
• 32:29
  should make love I agree and also probably make a Deadpool Wolverine
• 32:34
  crossover yeah that would be good I would watch that I would watch that but
• 32:40
  yeah I just don't know if we will get it I think if Deadpool had have come out 5
• 32:45
  years ago even yeah I think we would have got it but I think we've just
• 32:50
  missed out on that window yeah which is a shame no I suspect you're right but uh
• 32:56
  get along and watch it it's uh it's a good movie this is also another one
• 33:01
  where the director has come out and said that he's going to release a Blu-ray
• 33:05
  version of this in black and white so that's obviously getting a bit of a
• 33:08
  Resurgence at the moment is the directors are seeing their movies in
• 33:12
  black and white releasing them in color and saying don't worry I got this come
• 33:17
  watch this one but is it only always going to be Blu-ray or can I just
• 33:20
  download it and watch a copy cuz I'm not buying another Blu-ray yeah yeah except
• 33:26
  for Star Wars yeah because I don't know what there's no l you don't need to justify why
• 33:32
  you're going to buy Star Wars no no but I do have a reason the reason why I do
• 33:36
  still buy the occasional Blu-ray or DVD it's for special features yeah yeah for
• 33:41
  some reason even though with some of the things you download you do get hey the
• 33:46
  special features I never watched them I special features to me are I'm going to
• 33:50
  sit down put this disc in and watch special features yeah agreed which is
• 33:55
  strange but no no no I do the same I do the
• 34:01
  same might go watch some of the Star Wars special features afterwards sing the exact same
• 34:06
  thing so this isn't in the spreadsheet but I just realized that I've uh read
• 34:11
  this during the week and we haven't talked about it well yeah cuz since
• 34:15
  Matt's not here there's not a lot in the spreadsheet cuz yeah I never put
• 34:20
  anything in yeah yeah cuz half the time when I go to put something in someone
• 34:24
  else has already got it there yeah so why bother yeah so I just don't try yeah
• 34:28
  there's going to be a fifth Indiana Jones movie it's actually happening it's
• 34:32
  100% happening and it's Harrison it's Harrison Ford it's Steven
• 34:38
  Spielberg but it's not George Lucas oh so no fridge yeah although Steven threw
• 34:44
  himself under the bus for that one and came out and said that that fridge was
• 34:47
  his idea but I don't know about that yeah yeah I think he was just trying to
• 34:53
  protect George cuz George has CED a beating for how many since 99 yeah a
• 34:58
  while now so nearly 20 years yeah this guy went overnight from just everyone in
• 35:04
  the world sucking his dick to just yep everyone say you raped my
• 35:12
  childhood it's true he must have just been like who what rap he raped people
• 35:18
  Trum but it's true that overnight he went from everyone loves George he can
• 35:23
  do no wrong to what have you done yeah you've ruined everything funny because
• 35:29
  like heaps of directors really good directors have made bad movies right
• 35:35
  like like I love D David Fincher's movies right I really love David Fincher I love Fight
• 35:42
  Club uh the game you know [ __ ] the third alien movie [ __ ] love his way
• 35:47
  of making movies but he's got two or three movies that I think are utter [ __ ]
• 35:50
  that I just hate and don't ever want to see again right but it doesn't mean that
• 35:54
  I go around [ __ ] saying that he raped me right well you look George really only
• 36:01
  ever directed three movies yeah he had T
• 36:04
  HX 1138 which I still haven't seen what oh you should watch it man it's a good
• 36:10
  movie I I heard and I know it's a great movie and but no just haven't got around
• 36:14
  to it look it is it is a hard watch though he did American Graffiti y you
• 36:20
  have seen that I love that movie yeah I love that movie that's great yeah it is
• 36:23
  a good movie and then he did Star Wars yeah and that was he only wrote three
• 36:29
  movies he wrote T HX he did get someone else to write
• 36:33
  American Graffiti but then when he came in he didn't like it so he wrote it
• 36:37
  himself yeah Y and then he wrote Star Wars and that's where he stopped he
• 36:41
  never did anything direct or or writing after that yeah yeah he knew his limits
• 36:46
  and he got specialists in to fill those roles for him but then when he came back
• 36:50
  he went I'm going to do it all and I'm not going to take any input from anyone
• 36:54
  and that's where cuz got think from 1977 onwards he went everyone loved him you
• 36:59
  can do no wrong and so I think he just believed that yeah but I think came to I
• 37:05
  think Lucas is really at his best when he's just championing other filmmakers
• 37:10
  for great adventure movies like The the Indiana Jones first three films
• 37:15
  obviously um but even things like the Sherlock Holmes Chronicles what was that
• 37:19
  one uh did you see that Young Sherlock Holmes did you watch that it's like no I
• 37:25
  know of young Indiana Jones I didn't know homes as well it's it's like Lucas
• 37:30
  produced right but but not actually had any involvement
• 37:35
  with you know and then all your Willow and all of that stuff that he was kind
• 37:39
  of had a fingering but that was it yeah like he was good with that side of it
• 37:44
  then just I think he wanted to go back to what he started with and I think he
• 37:49
  lost touch with the hands on side yeah and we also leave in a thing where you
• 37:55
  actually unfortunately you do have to actually take your audience into account
• 37:58
  now yeah yeah you do like it's not like in the past where if people didn't like
• 38:04
  something they'd voice it and then you might get a letter yeah that's right now you'll get
• 38:09
  abuse with it while it's happening yeah when I was young I used to kind of
• 38:15
  fantasize about being famous when I got older but if I ever think about being
• 38:20
  famous now I'm still imagining being famous 20 years ago I would not want to
• 38:25
  be famous in 2017 no everything you do is under a microscope yeah as it's
• 38:32
  happening it's not like like my whole life is already on the internet and I
• 38:35
  nobody knows who I am right like no one's got any agenda against me but if I
• 38:41
  was [ __ ] out there in the public sphere like you [ __ ] pick me apart
• 38:46
  all of us it's terrifying there just one thing you have to do if it does happen
• 38:51
  ignore it yeah that's what I think just don't engage speaking of uh ignoring
• 38:58
  criticism uh my hero this week is the 9-year-old boy who's just married a 63y
• 39:03
  old woman what yeah so I
• 39:08
  mean it's not quite as simple as that this is a um an African
• 39:14
  village where uh an old woman's
• 39:18
  ancestors came to her and told her that one of them has been
• 39:23
  reincarnated into the body of this 9-year-old boy in the village um um and
• 39:28
  that she has to um she has to be with
• 39:30
  him so they are they're now married oh
• 39:35
  there a lovely picture of them there on their wedding day she's in a white dress
• 39:39
  he's in a little silver suit with a purple shirt bow tie looking very Dapper
• 39:45
  uh having their first kiss passionate oh
• 39:50
  Embrace to a lot of people looking on who really just probably have the
• 39:56
  same expression on my face that I have it's oh and his parents were okay with
• 40:03
  this um they allowed it to happen but they wanted it publicly known that they
• 40:09
  were not okay with it well can't they just say no I think the Superstition
• 40:15
  surrounding this kind of prevents them from taking that firm a stance on it but
• 40:20
  they've come out and said we will allow the marriage but we don't like it and we
• 40:24
  want everyone to know that they're not having sex
• 40:28
  but I mean you would say that yeah no Mom no sort of like marrying your
• 40:35
  grandmother yeah yeah now they're not related well no no I just SP like she's
• 40:41
  60 yeah you're nine to me someone that age I'm looking
• 40:47
  is my grandmother or my grandmother's friend she is a grandmother yes let's be
• 40:51
  clear she is a grandmother her husband can now play with her
• 40:55
  grandchildren is he allow to to discipline them give them rules and
• 40:59
  stuff I hope so and I I hope this is one of those tribes where like it's totally
• 41:05
  patriarchal and he can just [ __ ] run this household now and like adults are
• 41:12
  now having to listen to this 9-year-old boys every
• 41:17
  whim um I'm just reading okay evidently from the I've just read a little bit
• 41:23
  more evidently it's not a marriage where they're going to
• 41:27
  live together or sleep it's just they just had the ceremony okay just to
• 41:32
  appease just to appease the spirits of their ancestors and that's it like hey
• 41:36
  we got married it's all good yeah go away now they still shed out 1,700 bucks for
• 41:43
  the ceremony I mean that's that's a lot of money to shed out just to like give
• 41:48
  lip service to like imaginary things you
• 41:51
  know well to us they're imaginary yeah I know I know yeah but still it's sort of
• 41:58
  I don't understand no but if every if everyone in this scenario is kind of
• 42:03
  openly humoring this right then it's a lot of them to a lot of money for them
• 42:08
  to be chipping in yeah well that would be a lot of money there wouldn't it I
• 42:13
  would imagine so yeah [ __ ] it's a lot of money to me man I don't live in the
• 42:18
  developing world I'm just trying to think could I afford that now no I
• 42:22
  couldn't yeah exactly right cuz I do silly things like go out and buy
• 42:27
  Nintendo switches how is your switch the day I got it you
• 42:32
  haven't I played it the day I got it then I put it up and I haven't used it
• 42:36
  since wow you know what's funny after listening to your review of the switch
• 42:41
  which was not good yeah ha turns to me and goes should we get one I said were
• 42:46
  you not listening Luke of all people doesn't
• 42:52
  like this it means it's not good in
• 42:57
  probably a year or two years time when there's Mario Party On It mhm that's the
• 43:03
  time to get it man if you want to play Mario Party you can play Mario party right now
• 43:09
  today I can't I have nothing that runs it anymore you could [ __ ] download and [ __ ]
• 43:15
  emulator I there' be you could probably go online and get
• 43:21
  yourself an old copy of it I say this and when the Mario Party comes out I'm
• 43:26
  going to go buy it I'm going to spend $100 to buy another controller and I
• 43:30
  probably still won't play it because that involves playing with people yeah
• 43:33
  well that's true too and although the last time we all played together what
• 43:37
  was that game where we all just drew dicks on our phones ah that
• 43:42
  was uh You Don't Know Jack yeah that was that was fun that was good that was a
• 43:46
  good game y yep I have that so if you're ever all together again I have three
• 43:52
  copies of that game now fantastic there one two and three and they all got
• 43:56
  different games on them and they're just as hilarious and fun awesome but no
• 44:00
  everyone had to leave the country but even if you all were
• 44:06
  he it still wouldn't happen true we we played slightly more things together
• 44:11
  when we were all living in the same country but only slightly yeah I don't
• 44:16
  we need there needs to be more cross-platform games on Ste yeah that's
• 44:20
  between PC and Mac cuz I'm never going to get a Mac I have no reason to get one
• 44:24
  and you are not going to get a PC cuz you have no reason to get one whatever
• 44:28
  they bring out Max I'll get them I mean to be honest Mac is now daring me to get
• 44:34
  one do you know what I mean it's like no but they they've taken out all the
• 44:38
  functions that I use they've stopped manufacturing the software that I like
• 44:42
  they [ __ ] got no ports anymore they' got all this weird [ __ ] on them I've
• 44:46
  stuck with them this far but man they it's like a dare now like yeah oh what
• 44:51
  if we did this I'm like oh come on Mac come on stop being like this oh that I
• 44:58
  never thought you'd go there but no I welcome you back it's not back man I've
• 45:03
  never had a PC it would take some getting used to yeah cuz you've only got the one Mouse
• 45:10
  button don't you no no no no no no no no I don't use the shitty Apple [ __ ]
• 45:14
  Mouse man I never have I had the puck when I had my first ever iMac I remember
• 45:20
  the puck I remember yeah I actually found that quite good because your hand
• 45:24
  didn't sit on it it was just kind of like it was like a trackpad in a way cuz
• 45:29
  your fingers just kind of rested on it I didn't mind that it was good for it was
• 45:33
  good for drawing and editing um but once the Mighty Mouse and all of that
• 45:37
  [ __ ] came out forget it no I just use my Logitech mouse that's something
• 45:43
  you need to spend money on mis's yeah agreed cuz yeah you can buy a $5 one and
• 45:48
  it will work no no no no no but no I like my my good mice I've got one one at
• 45:55
  work one at home the same one one one that fits my hand perfectly you know I'm
• 46:00
  actually thinking about getting a new one soon I've got a razor one but oh
• 46:04
  yeah I don't know it's just feeling a bit small at the moment so I wouldn't
• 46:08
  mind something just a little bit bigger you feel your hands have grown a little
• 46:10
  bit it could just be it's still a little swollen after breaking my wrist but but
• 46:16
  no I just think I need some a little bit but I also need the extra buttons on it
• 46:19
  I've gotten used to them so my thumb there's like 10 extra buttons that my
• 46:23
  thumb can use all right playing an MMO pretty much but I've gotten used to them
• 46:30
  sure I don't use them I just like knowing they're there yeah that's fair
• 46:34
  it's like me with the till key just like knowing it's there but I've never ever
• 46:39
  pressed it I've used the till key what are you using I us it work right on some
• 46:44
  proprietary softw does come in handy yeah it does it does I've used it in
• 46:48
  games before as well but I've used the till key in Doom uh that used to be how
• 46:53
  you get the console down so you could type in cheat codes okay
• 46:57
  I think could be very much mistaken though [ __ ] I can't remember back that
• 47:02
  far you sure you didn't just type in codes no you must have had to get the
• 47:07
  console down I'm pretty sure it was til key and it brought down the console well
• 47:10
  if that's the case I definitely did use a til key just putting the till key and
• 47:15
  typing the word doom in Google didn't come back with anything he might
• 47:20
  actually have to write back stuff for Doom you he about this parrot parrot
• 47:25
  yeah bird of the week bird of the week for this week is a
• 47:28
  British parrot that went missing for four years and when it was found it
• 47:32
  spoke Spanish sounds made up but according to the telegraph it's true how
• 47:37
  does he know it's his um somebody else thought it was theirs first and when it
• 47:42
  was found they went and claimed it and said yep yep that's my parrot and then
• 47:45
  realized no this is not my parrot so it changed hands a couple of times and then
• 47:49
  eventually went back to a guy who had forgotten even had a parrot this is
• 47:53
  sounding a lot very convoluted I know yeah
• 47:58
  he went it is his but now and it speaks Spanish now yeah so obviously they don't
• 48:03
  they don't know exactly what's going on other than most likely it's been in
• 48:07
  Spain for four years or it was being kept by someone who spoke Spanish at
• 48:13
  home yeah it could have just been more believable than it flew to
• 48:17
  Spain Spain's not that far from England for a bird though yeah a [ __ ] bird
• 48:23
  can fly a long way hold on I'm gurgling this
• 48:29
  can a
• 48:31
  parrot fly from England to Spain it's just going to come back with an article
• 48:37
  to this story bird shipping pet relocation how
• 48:43
  to bring a pet bird into the UK my baiting Birds traveling to UK rather than
• 48:50
  Spain taking your parrot to Spain how far can a parrot fly okay you look at
• 48:56
  that and I'm going to turn distance from UK to
• 49:02
  Spain all right I just found one of the stupidest sites ever come
• 49:07
  on uh par can fly a long way but it does take time it may need rest eat and sleep
• 49:12
  along the way parrots can only fly through air they can sometimes fly
• 49:17
  around obstructions but not through them yeah I I'm going to a different side
• 49:21
  yeah I mean it's all true Luke it's all very true well oh that's probably H gu
• 49:25
  to the Galaxy so the distance from England to Spain and I guess this is
• 49:30
  just from the middle of England to the middle of Spain is uh
• 49:35
  1,261 km okay or 784 miles for the backward Yankees listening to this
• 49:42
  podcast oh i' distance a parot can and when I
• 49:47
  hit the T torque came up before travel I what the [ __ ] people what so I've got
• 49:54
  this one parot can beat excellent flights and can cover quite distance I
• 49:57
  know because one of mine was found 30 m
• 49:59
  away that's 30 miles well that that's considerably less than that's a bit
• 50:06
  short how fast and high the birds fly I just want to know how [ __ ] far they
• 50:12
  can fly yeah like just what's it I know that we don't want it like in one
• 50:18
  sitting we know that they will stop that that's not what we're asking oh total
• 50:23
  amount of Miles flown in a year that doesn't help me either that might max
• 50:29
  distance parrot all right this will be it okay come on
• 50:34
  load oh that's a drone right okay that didn't help well the North American
• 50:40
  Arctic turn what's a Turan type of bird
• 50:44
  I guess uh flies about 40,000 k a year okay but I don't know whether
• 50:51
  that's like migratory kilom do you know what I mean to a destination and back
• 50:56
  rather other than just every time he Loops the block it counts yeah I don't
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  merch I'm all about that beak yeah it's quite good the ones that just don't look
• 52:07
  in any way ironic which is kind of odd for tea public I was expecting more of like the
• 52:14
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• 52:19
  just pictures of parrots but then again you get this you get a parrot with the
• 52:24
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• 52:28
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