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Corin Wells Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

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  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no guests,
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  Speaker 1: you're our presences. Presents enough.
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  Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how.
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  Speaker 1: Do you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. We're
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  Speaker 3: here in the studio. I've consumed a decent amount of
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  Speaker 3: caffeine and I still feel just like I woke up
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  Speaker 3: my phone made a weird noise last night at about
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  Speaker 3: two thirty am. So I'm slightly tired. But don't let
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  Speaker 3: that change your plans. Just keep going about your day
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  Speaker 3: as you would, and I'll just suffer, always suffering. Oh
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  Speaker 3: I lost well. Speaking of suffering, I've lost two watches
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  Speaker 3: in about five years, same watches, which is tough. The
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  Speaker 3: only real common denominator is that life is very cruel,
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  Speaker 3: I suppose, and I ordered a third watch, and we'll
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  Speaker 3: try to hold on to that for a little longer.
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  Speaker 3: If they're thirty dollars a piece, so you know, I'm
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  Speaker 3: bleeding money. What else is going on? Big night? Last night? Actually,
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  Speaker 3: we finished season two of Little House on the Prairie
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  Speaker 3: huge episode. Charles lost everything to a tornado, and for
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  Speaker 3: some reason, that was the final straw. I'll leave it
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  Speaker 3: at that. You'll just have to watch and see if
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  Speaker 3: they keep staying at the farm, or if they move on,
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  Speaker 3: or if there's a divorce, or you know, anything could
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  Speaker 3: happen on Little House on the Prairie. I have nothing
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  Speaker 3: left to say. Have I told you recently that we
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  Speaker 3: have merch at exactly right store dot com? If I haven't,
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  Speaker 3: now I have a big deal. Let's get into the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Today's guest is absolutely fantastic. It's Carin Wells Krinn.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to I said, no kid, Oh, thank you so
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  Speaker 4: much for having me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so nice to see you. I saw you
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  Speaker 3: about a month ago.
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  Speaker 4: Now at where were we were at Black Cat?
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  Speaker 3: Black Cat sitting at sort of a picnic bench, at a.
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  Speaker 4: Picnic bench outside. It was late, it was very dark.
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  Speaker 3: They are terrible lighting.
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  Speaker 4: It's really bad lighting for people who are not.
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  Speaker 3: Aware of Black Cat. It's kind of a barish restaurant
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  Speaker 3: in Silver Lake, California, with picnic benches outside and zero outdoor.
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  Speaker 4: Lighting, no lighting whatsoever. And maybe they're leaning into the
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  Speaker 4: black of the Black cat.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe it's a by It feels darker out there
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  Speaker 3: than like when you go camping.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it does. It's like void of light.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, despite being in the middle of a big city. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so you're just kind of sitting there shivering on a bench.
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  Speaker 3: Is this a good advertisement for black cattle Bag?
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  Speaker 4: A great drinks, really good wine.
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  Speaker 3: Selection, excellent wine selection. It doesn't matter if you can
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  Speaker 3: see your friend.
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  Speaker 4: No, just as long as you get the glass to
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  Speaker 4: your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Who cares around that picnic bench and have the time
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  Speaker 3: of your life. What have you been up to?
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  Speaker 4: Oh gosh, the holidays just wrapped up. I was in
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  Speaker 4: Europe for three weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Oh where did you go in Europe?
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  Speaker 4: I went to Brussels, Amsterdam, Vienna, Munich, Paris, in London.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Were you traveling by train? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: By train? Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Was this a first for you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah it was. It was wonderful. It was perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone should do it.
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  Speaker 3: Three weeks? Now, how much were you? How much time
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  Speaker 3: are you in each city?
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  Speaker 4: Like it varied, but like averaging about three nights.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, one of those cities has to go? Which one
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  Speaker 3: is it?
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  Speaker 4: I hate to do this because I did enjoy myself
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  Speaker 4: and all of them. But I think and most people
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  Speaker 4: will agree, Brussels could go Brussels. But I love you Belgium.
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  Speaker 3: Belgium sucks.
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  Speaker 4: No, I love my Bill.
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  Speaker 3: The people are rotten, the food is disgusting, the prices
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  Speaker 3: are high. I've never been.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, the beer is great. The beer is really good.
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  Speaker 3: So it's kind of a black Cat of Europe.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes it is. Yes, it is dark. No lights,
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  Speaker 4: zeral lights, whatsoever?
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  Speaker 3: A country devoid of electricity.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what were the big highlights for you?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? God, so many things. I met someone in Munich.
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  Speaker 3: Oh listening, Oh my god, reach out Munich man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it was like a we spent like twenty
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  Speaker 4: two hours together.
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  Speaker 3: Very before midnight.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Did you meet on the train.
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  Speaker 4: No, we didn't meet on the train. We met on Hinge,
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  Speaker 4: which is the train of the Internet.
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  Speaker 3: It's what I like to say, that should be their
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  Speaker 3: new stock, Hinge, the train of the train of the Wow,
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  Speaker 3: that's really exciting. Did you go out? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: He like so, he like messaged me. I was like, Hey,
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  Speaker 4: what do you want to do in Munich? And I like,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, this isn't going to be anything. So
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  Speaker 4: I told him literally everything I wanted to do, and
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  Speaker 4: then he came back with a full itinerary. It's like,
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  Speaker 4: meet me here and I will show you around and
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  Speaker 4: show you everything you want to see. And I was like, well,
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  Speaker 4: you get the draws.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in a relationship, but I'm going to go on
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  Speaker 3: Hinge anytime I go on vacation. Yeah, it's free, it's
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  Speaker 3: a free travel agent.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it is. He he did a fantastic job.
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  Speaker 4: Even if I wasn't attracted him, I I like had
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  Speaker 4: a great time.
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  Speaker 3: I was you would recommend him as a traveler? I
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  Speaker 3: would absolutely, was he German?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: And are you still in touch a little bit? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. We like joke about like, hey, when you
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  Speaker 4: come to La. And when I say joke, I mean
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  Speaker 4: I'm dead serious, come to La.
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  Speaker 3: You're buying in flights, you're begging please please, But it's
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  Speaker 3: really excited. What did you do together?
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  Speaker 4: We went to a museum, the Pinko Tech I think
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  Speaker 4: is what it's called. It was fun and like museums
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  Speaker 4: are very touch and.
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  Speaker 3: Go when you go on a date, it's a real risk,
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  Speaker 3: especially if the person's a bore.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and he was so fun, so funny. We
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  Speaker 4: had a blast at a museum, which is like, how
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  Speaker 4: can you say no, one says that right.
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  Speaker 3: Museums also suck, Yes, yes, as museums are the Belgium
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  Speaker 3: of dates.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, take that. I mean no, they kind of do.
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  Speaker 4: They kind of do, especially ones that have ropped from
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  Speaker 4: other countries. But we don't have to get into that.
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  Speaker 4: He took me to Awesome Kirk, which is like that
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  Speaker 4: very like Gothic church. Oh, that's like it looks so
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  Speaker 4: beautiful inside. It's just like so ornate in a way
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  Speaker 4: that you don't like. Most churches are ornate, but like
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  Speaker 4: this one is like they.
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  Speaker 3: Went too far.
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  Speaker 4: They did. They just kept doing stuff. They just kept
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  Speaker 4: adding gold to stuff.
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  Speaker 3: That's how those Gothic cathedrals and churches are. It's like
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  Speaker 3: you could have stopped like ten steps ago.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, but they're like, we keep taking money from people,
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  Speaker 4: So what else are we going? We gotta we gotta
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  Speaker 4: decorate for Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: Shop, shop shop, It's.
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  Speaker 4: All for Jesus. It's his birthday every year. Yeah. We
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  Speaker 4: went to Christmas markets.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, with Christmas markets so people rent and
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  Speaker 3: rave about these. Yeah, what's going on in is it
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  Speaker 3: just a farmer's market with a scent of cinnamon in
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  Speaker 3: the air.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I was a little underwhelmed by because
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  Speaker 4: I hit Christmas markets almost everywhere. Vienna very big for
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  Speaker 4: Christmas markets. They're just crowded now because everybody's like, I
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  Speaker 4: gotta go to Europe for the Christmas markets. I gotta
• 8:15
  Speaker 4: get the glue vine. What glue vine? Which is like
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  Speaker 4: muld wine? Oh yeah, yeah, and it's fine. It's fine
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  Speaker 4: hot wine. It's hot red wine. It's right, it is
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  Speaker 4: like charming. But I think the crowds make it unbearable.
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  Speaker 3: Right, what did you buy anything?
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  Speaker 4: No, I from the Christmas markets. Now from the museums.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, oh interesting, you've kind of zigged when other people say, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what did you buy at the museum? A new T
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  Speaker 3: shirt I got.
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  Speaker 4: I went to almost every like major museum in every city.
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  Speaker 4: So in Amsterdam, I went to the Vango Museum and
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  Speaker 4: I got a tiny little uh van Go and he
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  Speaker 4: like lasted the whole trip with me, and I called
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  Speaker 4: him go go. He was like my laboo boo. But
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  Speaker 4: then he just broke off of his chain. So I
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  Speaker 4: don't carry him around.
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  Speaker 3: Oh what a shame. He's somewhere in Europe.
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  Speaker 4: No, No, he's he's with me, he's with you, He's
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  Speaker 4: still with me.
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  Speaker 3: He's just living in my house fish tank or something.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I can feed him every day.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you've got a van go mini ven.
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  Speaker 4: I got some magnets. I got a lot of pins.
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  Speaker 3: Pins.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got like pins from museums that like have
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  Speaker 4: like a big like art piece, like. I got a
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  Speaker 4: Mona Lisa. I got the Kiss because I went to
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  Speaker 4: the museum in Vienna that has the Kiss and some
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  Speaker 4: other stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Now you so you went to the louver. Was there
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  Speaker 3: any residual damage from the thieves.
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, they really cleaned that.
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  Speaker 4: They really did. They really did. No one was on strike,
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  Speaker 4: everyone was working. I was like, well, yeah, I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: bounce back.
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  Speaker 3: What happened? They like threw a ladder up against the
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  Speaker 3: side of the building and broke a window.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 4: So, which is the most basic way to rob a
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  Speaker 4: place that's.
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  Speaker 3: You kind of kind of you know, throw people off.
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  Speaker 3: They're expecting something complicated at this point. Yes, do it simple, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: take it back to basics.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, real analog Yeah, exactly, analog thievery.
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  Speaker 3: In this digital world, you just need a ladder and
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  Speaker 3: a hammer.
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  Speaker 4: That's all. That's all. Yeah, the Louver was stunning. Paris.
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  Speaker 4: I thought I wasn't going to like and so I
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  Speaker 4: was like, I'm only going to spend two days in Paris.
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  Speaker 4: It's not a huge mistake. I loved Paris.
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  Speaker 3: I loved it wonderful.
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  Speaker 4: It's so charming, it's so like it's it's like a
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  Speaker 4: better New York.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it's kind of a weirdly a better La.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like a super tall city.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's not. It's not except for the Eiffel Tower,
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  Speaker 4: which again I was like, I'm not going to go
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  Speaker 4: to Eiffel Tower.
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  Speaker 3: What who cares?
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  Speaker 4: It's just a bunch of steel or or whatever. I
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  Speaker 4: got there, I was like, ah, dazzled in the it
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  Speaker 4: was like nighttime, it was lit up. I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 4: look at goth.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I had that same experience until I saw what was
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  Speaker 3: essentially a rat farm at the base of it.
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  Speaker 4: Well you can't look at the base of it. Well
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  Speaker 4: you can't look at the base.
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  Speaker 3: The postcard should show the base of it. That's a
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  Speaker 3: different picture. Yeah, you see the base of the Eiffel
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  Speaker 3: Tower and it's swarming with rats. It's not that. Not
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  Speaker 3: what you want to see.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not very rat it is and I think
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  Speaker 4: that is who is making the foods.
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  Speaker 3: Did you have bad food?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't. I wasn't blown away. Oh no, I expected
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  Speaker 4: it to be better. Surprisingly, Vienna very good food.
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  Speaker 3: What are you eating in Vienna?
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  Speaker 4: You know a lot of duck? Actually, okay, because I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't eat pork or like red meat.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 4: I did accidentally eat rabbit. Oh that was disgusting. It
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  Speaker 4: was really bad.
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  Speaker 3: I've had one bad experience with rabbit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even want to describe how I mean. It
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  Speaker 3: was rough.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you taste the fear, that's what it is.
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  Speaker 3: How did this happen accidentally?
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  Speaker 4: Well, because I went to I was I was really
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  Speaker 4: splurgeon out there. I was doing a lot of chef's
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  Speaker 4: tasting many oh wow, and some Michelin star restaurants and
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  Speaker 4: so like. I went to this restaurant in Vienna called
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  Speaker 4: Duchart unfortunate name. Yeah that's a tough one, yes, but
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  Speaker 4: really good food. Though, really good food.
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  Speaker 3: You have excellent food to overcome.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's one of those places where like the
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  Speaker 4: chef kind of comes out and it is like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: here's what we're doing. And I asked, like the hostess,
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  Speaker 4: like with the tasting menu, I was like, does this
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  Speaker 4: have any beef on it? I didn't say red meat? Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I said beef. I was like, does this have beef
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  Speaker 4: for pork? And she was like no. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: and that should have been an indicator that there's something.
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  Speaker 3: On colors of meat.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, She's like, oh no, it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Red what is rabbit? Technically?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's red meat.
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  Speaker 3: It's red meat?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, is it?
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  Speaker 3: We don't want to think about it too hard.
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  Speaker 4: We can't categorize it. We probably shouldn't be eating it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good point. Yeah, that's a good point. I
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  Speaker 3: kind of classified duck as gray meat.
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  Speaker 4: Oh. Interesting, it's poultry.
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  Speaker 3: It's poultry. Yeah, but it's kind of a grayness to it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, who's cooking it? I think like duck is duck?
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  Speaker 4: Is the pork of poultry?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Right? How I think of it off white meat? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's like an off white like that that rich fanniness
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  Speaker 4: to it.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I've only ever had ducks served to me as carnadoes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, so that sounds it's very good.
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  Speaker 3: If you go to cacw and Eagle Rock delicious.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, shout out Coca.
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  Speaker 3: I guess that's not that gray. Well, oh god, now
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  Speaker 3: that's not a very I'm very bad at advertising.
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  Speaker 4: Restaurants go to Caca for their gray meat.
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  Speaker 3: No, everyone go to Cacao. It's a delicious Mexican restaurant
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  Speaker 3: in Eagle Rock, California. Nothing You'll be served as gray
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  Speaker 3: another great slogan for a restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing you'll be served is gray.
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  Speaker 3: That was almost a jingle. Nothing you'll be served is
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  Speaker 3: gray gray. Okay, So you accidentally ate some rabbit meat,
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  Speaker 3: which is unfortunate. Did you enjoy it while you're eating it?
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  Speaker 4: No? I like immediately knew something was a miss. Oh no, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I was like oh And then I asked and she
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, it's rabbit, and was oh, oh, I
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  Speaker 4: don't like to hear the heppen. Yeah. But honestly, the
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  Speaker 4: rest of the meal made up for it, and it
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  Speaker 4: was so good.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like there was a moment in the last
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  Speaker 3: for years where people were saying, rabbit is going to
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  Speaker 3: be the next protein.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: And I think it's just hard to get people on
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  Speaker 3: board with rabbits. They're too cute, they're simply just too cute.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing you can say about a rabbit that it's
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  Speaker 3: just a.
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  Speaker 4: It's also little creature, so gamy, it's just so gay,
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  Speaker 4: so small.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing about that that screams let's turn this
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  Speaker 3: into a sandwich.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's let's put it in a taco. It's like rabbit
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: hot dogs. We don't want that.
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  Speaker 3: I've had a rattlesnake caught dog. Ooh, how was that delicious? Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 3: I guess it wasn't brought worst rattlesneak. Now we're just
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  Speaker 3: I'm here lies it's sausage, okay, I mean brought worsty
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  Speaker 3: at this place called somewhere downtown. I can't remember the name.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: I probably shouldn't say the name because then I'll say
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  Speaker 3: something weird about it and.
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  Speaker 4: You can't get a lot of phone calls.
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  Speaker 3: Worst coucha I think that's what it's called cucha. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: saying that horribly, How would you say that with a
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  Speaker 3: German accent versus coucha? Yeakay, yeah, that seems if I
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  Speaker 3: was saying that, people would be like, this is the
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  Speaker 3: most annoying man alive.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like worst couchie and that Oh who that's rough,
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  Speaker 4: that's wrong.
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  Speaker 3: What a business that would be?
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  Speaker 4: I think men would still go of course.
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  Speaker 3: You would have a line out that. I like the
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  Speaker 3: idea of advertising a business. Your the thing you do
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  Speaker 3: is serve the worst of something. Yeah, that feels like
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  Speaker 3: we should get back to that. Because everyone wants to
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: be doing the best of everything. You have to have
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: excellent reviews. Why not just make the absolute worst version
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  Speaker 3: of something as a novelty?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Why yeah? Because isn't that like that place with
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  Speaker 4: bad service, Like, what's that? It's like, I know there's
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  Speaker 4: one in Vegas and it's obviously no, it's like it's
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  Speaker 4: it has its own I don't I don't know what
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: it is. But like their whole thing is like we're
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: going to be rudee and we take your order and
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: it is very just annoying. It's it's it's like, I
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: don't like it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: I want the rudeness to be natural. Yes, I want
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: the waiter to actually hate me, yes, or hate their job,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: you know, or just not want to be there with me. Yeah,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: if they're getting paid to be mean.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: It's it's there is inauthentic.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, find something deeply wrong with me and then
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: I have a problem.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: With it, Yeah, and then roast me. Yes, then roast me.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I don't want that going towards your paycheck. Yeah, well,
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, speaking of rude things, Grin, I was looking
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: forward to having you here on the podcast today. I thought,
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: she'll come by, we'll have a nice chat, we'll catch up,
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: we'll move on. Unfortunately, it seems like that's not going
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: to happen today because the podcast is called I said
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: no gifts, and I'm sitting across the table from you,
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: and I'm looking at three separate gifts. Yeah, all beautifully wrapped.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Thank you? Yeah, so I my mother always told me
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: never to show up empty handed.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: The amount of mothers that get blamed on this podcast. Yeah, okay,
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: well you want me to open them here?
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I think so?
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, this is probably embarrassing for you.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: But no, I'm well a little but.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Oh and you d dropping one that's not embarrassing for me.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Thank goodness. It's durable.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, this one's dense.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: This one is about the size of like a I
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: would say, like a geara Deli chocolate, but it feels
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: like it's like a pound. It's quite heavy. Should I
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: open these in any order?
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: I think smallest, the biggest.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, we have like the small one, then
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: there's one that's essentially the size of a CD jewel case,
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: and then one that is the size of just a gift. Okay,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: let's open this first one, the very heavy one.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we all sort of go together.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, so it's a little we'll put the clues
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: together as we go. And you've wrapped them really well.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Thank you trying to.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can always use more of these for Energizer battery. Yes,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: are they new or used?
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: They are new. They are new. They I just buy
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: them in bulk. So I like it, just wrapped four
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: together and.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Kind of a new design for Energizer. I haven't seen
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: this new logo.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah they've they're rebranding Web two point zero.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very twenty first century. Yeah, why did you bring batteries?
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Oh well yeah, okay, open We're opening next and open
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: the rest of them.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's see.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, no, I would like to consider this a biblical text.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, religious text. Let's see this. Oh my God, brand
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: new by the way, Britney spears Baby one more time,
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: the CD.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Yes, where did you get this?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Hey, Papa Amazon? Wow?
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Are they still like, is this something that they're still printing?
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: And so I think so or not. I might have
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: bought it used and didn't realize it, and we hope
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: that that's what's in there. I think it is.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: This isn't. Yeah, who knows what. There could be drugs
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: in here. It could be, this could be a whole
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: drug laundering, could be, should be who knows what means?
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, so I've got that. Should I open the next thing? Okay?
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: This is I mean, I in heaven already, and look
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: at this beautiful of the lore ribbon.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: It is a lore and I made this form my
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: juicy coutor outfit.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: You made that. Oh I was going to just throw
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: everything and just talk about that for the next hour. Now, okay,
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: let's see opening. Oh my god, this is an.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Incredible gift day. It's a CD player. This is unbelievable.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: This is very very gen Z. This is I've been told,
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: this is you know, gen Z Central. Everyone wants a
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: CD player at this.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Point, and look at me. I didn't have to buy Wow. Wow, Okay,
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: I don't even know where to begin. Tell me why
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: you brought it all?
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, So I the very first gift that I remember
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: getting for myself, like not for myself, but like getting
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: for Christmas was a CD player and it was like
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: the best thing right that anyone could have ever gotten me.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: It became my entire personality, which I'm sure everyone in
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: my age felt that way. And then Baby One More
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Time was the first CD I bought for myself. Oh
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: so I was like, do.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: You remember where you bought it?
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I bought it at Sam's Club.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Which kind of the Walmart version of Costco.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, Yeah, Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: What was what CDs were given to you when you
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: got the CD player?
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: There was a Brian mcnight CD that was just a
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: single of a song that wasn't popular at all.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: That's a tough one.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: It was really tough. I didn't like that one. But
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: then my dad had like, remember like the Scholastics for CDs,
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: whereas like you you got like this form and then
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: you like filled out the CDs you want it and
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: then sent in a check with it and they sent
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: you CDs.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Is that kind of like the Columbia House? Yes, like that.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: So he would do that and he got me the
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Braxton's which is Tony Braxton's sisters. They had a treo.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I had no idea she had sisters or that they
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: were competing with her? Is she in the bread?
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: She had already she had already had like started her career.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: But is Tamar uh?
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: And then the other two stuff for the bread?
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: And then the other two I think one of them
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: passed away.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Dark turn I know.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, I feel so bad because they all start with
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: tea to Wanda and then another one let's say Tammy. Yeah,
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: let's say Tammy. We'll call her Tammy for that. Wow.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I had no idea. And did they all start out
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: at the same time as Tony? And then Tony was like,
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: forget it, I'm moving on.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Well, if you watch like the made for TV movie
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: about Tony wish I will, they like started in church together, okay,
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: and then she got introduced to Babyface. Oh yeah, but
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: her sisters were also like trying to get into it.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: But Babyface kind of.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Was wanted nothing to do with Tony.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Let's just focus on Tony and then you guys maybe later.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: But honestly, the Braxton CD really top to bottom underrated
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: singing because Tamar honestly a better singer than Tony Broxton
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: interested both of them incredible, but Tamar vocally range wise
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: like she's.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Oh this is and it's hard to hear she you know,
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Tony cheated her out of a career.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, she still has something.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Oh she does doing casinos.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Maybe yeah, yeah, she just did.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Which yea moha.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: No, they did like a waiting twix hail, like thirtieth
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: anniversary or something. Tony Braxon has a song on that soundtrack.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Tamar does it. But I think Tamar did the concert.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Oh Tamar, I have some self respect. What is she doing?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Sing your own songs?
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: She does? She does have her own songs. She just
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: got you have to find them.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: She's really good, Tamar. My apologies, I'm sure it's but
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: you know, I just I feel for you, you know,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: to have a sibling kind of outshine you, and you know,
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: it's hard to unbreak my heart. It's hard to overcome.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: It's hard to beat that.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: You know. That's Tony got that number down and it's like,
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: forget it. Sisters, yeah, yeah, are they all younger than her?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Tamar younger than her, but I think.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: The other two are forty years older than her.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: They are there is like a significant I don't think significant,
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: but they are older. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: What's Tony doing. She can't go to the Waiting to
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Exhale concert.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: What a great question, Tony, What are you doing? Where
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: is she? I think she's well, okay, I think she's well, Okay,
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: she just was busy.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I think so she doesn't feed into these nostalgia.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Gigs, which, honestly, that's where the money's at.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: It is absolutely Yeah, if you're I mean, if you're
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: not a current person, just play the old hits. Yes,
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: do the whole album.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Don't give us anything new. I don't want anything new
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: from you.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Also satisfying artistic path. Yeah, okay, so you got the Braxtons.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: What other ones Brian McKnight that no one knows? And
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: I think that's that. That was what I got with
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: the CD player.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I remember. Did you have a video of
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: the plane.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Crash back at one? Yeah?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: What's the story of that video? Does he? Is he
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: a plane crash survivor? Or is he?
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: I think he's just a responder. I don't think he's
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: a part of it at all.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: He's just singing.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just like I'm a ghost and I'm walking
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: through it. Maybe he died on it. I a helpful guy. No,
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: everybody's like on fire, and he's just.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Like still he's focused on his career.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's been. He's been in the news lately.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, well like he had a very tumultuous divorce.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Oh and now you know every everyone has a podcast,
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: and he's he's been on a podcast talking about it,
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: and then his ex wife has been on a podcast
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: talking about it, and they're both coming.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: For Are you team ex wife or team Bryant? I'm
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: team no one pick a side, can't pick a I'm
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: ex wife about it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: I'm probably ex wife as well. But I love Brian
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: mcnight's voice. That's but he's a tough character at this point. Yeah.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we hate to hear it, Brian. We play the hits.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Just play the hits. Stop talking and play the hits.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Sing the hits, play the piano.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, So then you thought my first CD is going
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: to be Brittany and you got this classic album?
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: And did you continue to be a Britney Spears fan
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: for years to come?
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: I did? I did?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: When did you drop off with Brittany or you're still
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: a Brittany fan?
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: I dropped off. M that's a really good question. I
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: think I'm kind of still a Brittany fan, just not
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: as like I wasn't as hardcore as time went on,
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: because she was just putting out problem and I was like,
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: this is too much. Also, I don't know what your
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: point of view is anymore, because she's always had a
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: point of view.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: She has a crystal clear point of.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Very clear is a point of it is a point
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: of view. What an incredible song?
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Honestly is an incredible piece of music? It's dated in
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: such a gorgeous way, heartbreaking, Yes, email my heart.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: It's soulful, yes, what does it even mean?
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: What doesn't mean?
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: It's like it's like digital get down for in sync?
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: That one is a little that's a raunchy number to
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: be singing as a child.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was saying it, I was seeing it.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: That one was before you could really be online even Yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: So if the digital of it all was a little.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Future it they were ahead of their time.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Brittany is just emailing Britney Spears at yahoo dot com.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: She had she probably did. I wonder if Britney Spears
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: ever had an email address, or if she does currently
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: she feels like someone that never needed one or will
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: need one. Yeah, I'm sure all that's handled for her.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: I doubt she's getting in Gmail and firing off emails
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: to people. But maybe I'm wrong.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: She might be.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: She had to sign up for that Instagram account. Yeah,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: need a new email address for that.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Yes, you do. You need an email.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: So there is a Britney Spears email out there somewhere.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: And we're gonna find it. We're gonna crack it today.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: We'll go through every possibility. I'll start emailing that.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Let's email my heart. Do you take all the h's,
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I take all the Gmail.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they'll probably beat all of these email addresses
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: because the people just email. Do you have a favorite
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Britney Spears song?
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Oh boy, I would probably have to say Circus. Oh yeah,
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: what album is that?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: What's that called again?
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Isn't it? Oh?
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: But there is one called Circus? And then what's the
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: one before that? Something about lights. It's a really good one.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Let me see here, and this might be around the
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: time I fell off.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see this is uh.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Black Blackout came out?
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Blackout? Yeah, Blackout's the really underrated one.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is very underrated. She has a song with
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: the Yiang Twins on that.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: That was kind of like her comeback ish.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Chef, and then I'm thinking in the Zone, in.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: The zone, now in the Zone is toxic? Right? I
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: mean which I think? Is that easily her best song?
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: It's yes, It's.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: One of those songs where it's just like wow, I
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: can't believe this thing came to that video? Oh the
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: video making of the video? Why don't we have those?
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Because TV died.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: It's such a shame.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah it is.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: I wonder if you can stream making of the video anyway.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: I think a lot of MTV stuff is like you
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: can't what a shame. It really is upsetting. I tried
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: to look up like old trls and like they'll have
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: a couple online, but like they never show the videos
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: with them.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Oh because of licensing is yes.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Because Vivo owns everything.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Now okay, we've got to take this company down.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Well, I support they have you know how like when
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: you get a smart TV, whether it's like Samsung or
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: like whatever, that TV has its own Like.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Chan's like yeah, it's like own Apple TV is thing.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: So I have a Samsung TV and there is a
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Vivo channel for all nineties music videos, and that is
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: just kind of what my TV is.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Oh that sounds great, it's so nice. This is a
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: great advertisement for Samsung.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: I guess, yeah, I want to.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Get that va. I yeah, because there's really no place
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: except I mean, obviously YouTube can watch music videos, but
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: it's nice. Part of the fun of music videos is
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: just them rolling yea video to video. Another thing I
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: miss is pop up videos. You remember those? Yeah?
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: I remember.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Someone has got to stand up and take ownership of
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: these things and put them in some sort of Maybe
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: it's the Library of Congress. Yeah, that sounded so weird
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: going through my brain. The Library of Congress should stand
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: up and say pop up video making of we're going
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: to protect you.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: I think all of I think all of MTV should
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: be protected, and all of the h one.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: It's just kind of vanished into digital sayings.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Because like, I love the nineties, I love the eighties
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: that whole.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: I think it's well documented at this point that we
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: all love both of those decades. Yes, and probably we
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: were talking early thousands too. Yes, people love to feel
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: the warmth of nostalgia.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Nostalgia is a hell of a drum it certainly, it's
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: really like addictive.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: It's uh yeah, I wonder if I'm going to try
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: to track down some of this making up. I want.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine they've aged very well.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah well yeah, no, I mean instincts bye bye bye.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Probably was fine.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Oh I remember that making of very clearly.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: And then Christina Aguilera has come on over was my
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: favorite one?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: What is that? One's just kind of a house party.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Yes, in different colors. It's like different, it's like moving sets.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: It's like very say my name, Oh, but a party
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: instead of fucking right?
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Oh? Interesting? Yeah, so she just ripped them off. Just
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: say it, she ripped them off. She's a thief.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Does she still make music or she was on the voice, Yes.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: She was doing the voice. She's she's she throws a
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Halloween party every year.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, I know that interesting career move. I know that
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: she's kind of become an Elvira type.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Interesting, seems like Christina aguilar could still have some sort
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: of yeah relevant.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: I think she does. I think she does like still
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: do like shell like pop pop on stage and sing
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: in some places. And she did when when the Mulan
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: came out, the live action Mulan came out, she re
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: recorded reflection.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, boring.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Sorry ill.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: She was always just slight three steps behind Brittany.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: You know, I think comparing Brittany and Christina is like
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: comparing Prince and Michael interesting because they are different. They're
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: different artists, very different voices, very different voices doing very
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: different things. Right, But we in our brains put them
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: in the same boxes because like we were told to.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: But like if you put people against each other.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: If you look at their body of work, though, it's
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: very different, very specific to them, right, and I will
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: write an entire dissertation.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: No, I believe this. I feel like Brittany is a
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: much more I think Christine is a little bit looser, yeah,
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: a little bit more organic or something. I mean that's
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: all relative, of course, but Brittany is a much more compact.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Brittany's more of a product product, yes, yes, more
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: of an object. But like the name Britney Spears is
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: more of like a it's it's, it's, it's it's become
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: its own entity. And also even just as a performer,
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: like Brittany is a dancer, dancing, you know.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Kind of the same way that Michael was a dancer, yes, yeah,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I'm more of a Prince person. If we're pitting them
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: against each other, and I'm happy to I think Prince
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: is better.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Hey, I love that for you. I love that for you.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: I love both of them. I'm more of a Michael girl.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, Yeah, yeah, I.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Think just mused is his music just resonated with me
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: a little bit more?
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, big mistake on your part.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess we fight now.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: But you're obviously more of a Brittany than a Christina.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't say obviously.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: You brought me the scene I did.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: That's that's the first one that I bought.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: You went all the way to Sam's Club to get
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: the get it for yourself?
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: You did?
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Went to see what was the second seed?
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: You bought? Cisco's Unleashed the Dragon.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, a big one.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: It was another top to bottom and.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Hit hit hit hit, Well, he fell off the.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Map, yeah he did. He did. He like put out
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: a second album that didn't do well compared to the
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: first one because it didn't have a single like Thong.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: So I didn't have a novelty. Now, yeah you got.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: If you have a novelty, it's hard to keep going.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah it is, but like that first album I think
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: is actually underrated because people only think about the Thong song, right, the.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Big hit, and then kind of no other songs from it.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: That he had one other single from it called Incomplete,
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: but it was a ballad, and people.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, to go from the thong song to a ballad, Yes,
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: you've got at least have like a mid tempo number. Yes, next, Yeah,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: have the ballad be the third single.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: The problem with the rest of the album, though, is
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: that it's so hyper sexual that none of them could
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: be singles.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: None of them.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Yes and I was thirteen just like living it up.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Yeahs yep in the back of my grandma's car, just
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: like yeah, and she like she let me buy like
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: she she let me buy it, and it had a
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: parental advisory warning and she didn't care.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: The parental advisory warning means nothing anymore. People just it's
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: weird to even see it on this stuff. It's like,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: why did you bother? Yeah, there's nothing as parental advisory anymore.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: The world is just parental advisory. It's like, well, I
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: don't need you labeling it.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Also, like kids have access to everything. Yeah, Like if
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: they got Spotify, they're gonna listen.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: To they'll find it, yeah, explicit. Do they have parental
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: controls on Spotify? I wonder?
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm no longer with Spotify.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, who are you with now?
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: A music?
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I'm currently with Apple Music. I'm bouncing from streaming service
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: to streaming service. Wishing I just had CDs, YEP or
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: just my iPod. Yeah, I still have two old iPods
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: that if I were to fix them, I think I
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: would be gold.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's that's fun.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Fixing them would probably be a huge hassle. Yeah, then
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: where am I getting the MP three's? They've got us
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: all trapped?
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: They do? They do which against the wall? I think, like,
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: we really do need to bring back physical media. Oh,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: I'm right there with Yeah, even VHS. I don't even
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: want a DVD.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Give me h, well, now you've gone too far.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Give me a VHS VHS. I it would be sooner
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: if I could find like a way to do it.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: They're so like all TVs.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: You can't oh yeah, getting a VCR and then connecting.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: It to a newt a VCR. They just you need
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: like a very specific converter for like a smart TV, and.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Then it probably looks like garbage the house. Yeah, just
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: like for what so that can have horrible picture quality,
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: that's not worth it. It's a blu ray.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Why so I can watch like a director's commentary. No,
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: thank you.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: You're very active on letterbox.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: I actually did just start like getting more active.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Oh are you doing reviews?
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, like I'm going to try to do a
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: movie a day, wow a day. Yah.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: What have you watched recently?
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: I'm in my like nineties black rom combat well rom
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: com slash dramas. So like I watched Love Jones, I
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: watched Boomerang, which is an incredible movie.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Who's Boomerang?
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: That's Eddie Murphy. Oh wow yeah yeah. In the first
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: ten minutes we do get some transphobic stuff. It was
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: nineteen ninety two. But after that, man, really good movie.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Like it's very well written and very funny.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: What is the premise of Boomerang?
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: So he is like this this womanizer who works in
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: marketing for like this women's like lifestyle brands sort of
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: like perfume. They do perfume and stuff, and he's like
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: the head of marketing. He's like this bad boy. He's
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: like a bad boy of marketing. He he's like a womanizer,
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: like women throw themselves over him. And then Robin Gibbons
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: comes in and kind of reverses the roles and like
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: he becomes very head over heels for her, and she
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: plays him out like she'll she'll, she'll leave him alone.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: She's like yeah. And then Holly Berry is in it,
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: a very young Holly Berry. Yeah. Yeah. Martin Lawrence is
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: in it. It's really good. She's in it, and she
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: is like this like dough wide creative director. Her and
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Eddie Murphy become friends, and she's kind of like the
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: antithesis of Robin Gibbons, and so he's kind of like
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: stuck in between, like I really want to try to
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: date Robin and yeah, and then I won't tell you
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: what happens.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Why is it called boomerang because he's like he's throwing
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: back and forth.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Also, Earth the kids in it, and wow, it's such
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: It's like a very small role but so good. And
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Grace Jones is in it.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just got to see Grace Jones
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: at the Bowl.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Oh cool.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Was one of the coolest people alive. Yeah still yeah,
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: crazy to be that cool.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: I'm so jealous. I had two friends that went to
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: that show and they were like blown away.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's just like wow, what a presence. Yeah,
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: like a being.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: And in that movie she is absolutely that. Like there's
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: a scene where she's just like in a in a
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: very fancy restaurant, yelling, look at my pussy, look at
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: my I mean, according to her now it's the best spot.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's she has like this thick French accent.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: It's so funny.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm excited to watch.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: So you're logging a review a day. How long are
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: these reviews?
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Very short? Two sentences. I'm not getting into detail.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, I think that's nice.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like, hey, here's the vibe. I watched
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: Jungle Fever. Wow, Spike Lee joint that is, I'm gonna say,
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: not good.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I feel like God blessed Spike Lee.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Is.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: You know, when he's good, he's good, and then you
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: know he's maybe because he just made so many movies. Yes,
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: you're gonna have some misses.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Which you've got to respect that he was putting out movies.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: He loves to make them, Yeah, and he loves to
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: put himself in them. Just okay, but yeah, that one,
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: that one was rough. So's it's like this, this man
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: who cheats on his wife with a white woman is
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Wesley Snipes. Cheats on his wife with a white woman,
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: his white secretary, and then they try to be together
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: and everybody's like, you can't date outsider your race, and
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: it's like Italians against black people. And it's just like, Okay, Spike,
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: we get it, girl, you did this already. You grew
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: up in Italian New York and they were racist.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: We don't need to see it from everybody's perspective, but yeah.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: How many stars did you give it?
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: I gave that one two and a half.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: So, like, what is your goal to be on letter box?
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: It's just like to log the movies for yourself. I
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: still am trying to figure out why people get on
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: this thing.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: You know. I think I'm doing it for myself to
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: keep track of what I've watched, because like these are
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: all new watches. Except last night I watched The Wood,
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: which is a movie that I watched so much as
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: a child, and that's such a great movie and MTV production.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Actually that's like the only one of like these first
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: five days that I've already seen, and I want to
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: like keep track. I want to make it a point
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: to watch new movies and not really rewatch movies, and
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: to like know what.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: I've watched and actually think about them. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: maybe I'll try it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it also makes you like not look at
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: your phone because you're like, I have to write a
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: review on this, right, But people want my reviews. I
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: want my accountable Yes, I'm a critic. I have to
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: pay attention. So yeah, that's that's why I'm doing it. Okay. Yeah,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: I do think people get on it because they do
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: think their reviews are important.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm sure I know a lot of men
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: who I probably could text right now who think their
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: reviews are important. Hate to break it to you, simply.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Aren't they are? No one's seeing that.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: I just saw the first forty five minutes of Avatar three,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Avatar Fire and ash, We'll give it some respect. Then
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: I left perfect movie going experience. That's all I needed.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: I've never left a movie, never got a start. I'll
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: think about it.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Do you have an AMC card? I do, and you're
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: free to go?
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah you can.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: You can leave the theater whenever you.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Watch You're right. I saw it opening night. Oh wow, yes,
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: and I saw it an IMAX because my friend Jess
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: it was her birthday and those movies always come out
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: on her birthday.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, just by accident.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: She has like the perfect December birth Yeah, and I
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: had just gotten back from Europe, so I was very flagged.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: And then on top of that, we saw it an
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: IMAX three D and we were in Roe b oh,
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: and so I guess I stayed awake for fifteen minutes
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: before my brain was like, we simply can't. We simply
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: can't process any of this information, and so I fell asleep.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: I woke up immediately understood what was happening because it's
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: the same movie that came out. Of course it's the same.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: It's the same as the second one.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's kind of nothing to follow.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: No, nope, no.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Just some creatures flying through the air and neon colors. Yeah,
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: who cares?
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Who cares?
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Roby? That's what time did you What time of night
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: did you go?
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: This was? I think we went to the six pm showing.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a tough tough situation. Yeah, oh, should have left,
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: should have left?
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: I mean I got a good nap.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: And yeah, three hours of sleep.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I kept my three D glasses on while it
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: was not me. I don't know if that made my
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: dreams three D?
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: But yeah, oh well, is there anything left to say
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: about Brittany or the CDs?
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Brittany she's back.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: She's Is she going to come back?
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I don't think so. Yeah.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen her live?
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Yes? Okay, and oh it was so fun. I saw
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: her at Radio City. This was like towards towards like
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: this was twenty eighteen, so she was kind of like
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: we were all a little concerned. Okay, sure, right, And
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: it was like the performance was very like stunted, very like,
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: you know, not not Britney level, but it was still
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: a great show. And she invited like this man on
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: stage and she was like, Hi.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: What's your name?
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: And he was like Giuseppe. She's like Jippippy and he
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: was like, no, it's Jiseppe. She's like everybody say.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Had to jippee racist Italian.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: It was so insane. She's like, hi, Jippippy. It's like
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: it's clearly Giuseppe. Brittany.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: She had an she was working it. Yeah, she can
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: call him whatever she wants, she can, and he loved it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Everyone this is Mario, He's lucky to be up there. Wow,
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: that's exciting. I guess I'll never see your live. Maybe
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: maybe there'll be We can always hope, hope for Brittany.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: I would love to keep hold out hope for Brittany.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: I support her with everything she does. Yes, not that, Brittany.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: You hear that I'm here for you. I'm here for you.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Maybe this is all she needs. Britney spears reach out. Okay, well,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: I think we should play a game. I'm so excited
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: to have the CD player. This is life changing for me.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: And you said no gift.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: I know this is unbelievable. Can actually I'm gonna go
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: on a jog with that CD player.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: It's no skip, it's anti skip. Wow.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Email my heart blasting gosh. All right, we're gonna play
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: a game called Gifts mass Sure, but I need a
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: number between one and ten from you.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Let's go with six.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Okay. While I'm doing some like calculating, you can promote, recommend,
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: do whatever you want to be right back.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, I don't have much to promote. But this year,
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: a really fun show named Kevin. It's called Kevin is
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: coming out. It's an animated show. It's going to be
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: on Amazon. It's coming out at some point this year.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Keep an eye out for it. It's going to be great,
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: really really great cast. Woopy Goldberg is a voice in it.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: It's about cats. Let's see, I am technically like, I'm
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: single and looking I'm bisexual. So hey girls, hey boys,
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: whoever wants in, you're welcome. And yeah, I'm a Sagittarius
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: son Virgo rising Gemini moon. If that matters to you,
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: I just want to give you all of the information.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: If this doesn't lead to a marriage, then this podcast
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: has been a mess of failure. What a waste of
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: time the last six years of Okay, this is how
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: we play gift Master. I'm going to name three celebrities
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: that I'm going to name three gifts, three things you
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: can give away. You're going to tell me which celebrity
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: you would give which gift and why. All right, the
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: celebrities today, we're starting off on a tough note. Candace Cameron,
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Beer Burr Buer, Candace.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Cameron, Yeah, yes, the stomach, that's DJ.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, DJ Tanner. Number two is Jaws now that's the shark.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: And number three is them all Clooney, We all know them.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: All.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: The three gifts you'll be giving away are number one
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: a student loan, Number two the all new for twenty
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: twenty six Dodge dur Ango, and number three chronic lower
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: back pain.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So I think for Candace, I'm going to
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: give chronic lower back pain because I think she just
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: doesn't know what it means to suffer given her politics.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: For Jaws, I want to give him the Durango because
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: I would love to see a that's just for me,
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: and I think, honestly, I think you'd be good at it.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: And then I would give a mall the student loans
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: because the mall feels like she would want to forgive
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: student loans and like help somebody out. So I think
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: that would be a great gift for her. She'd be like,
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: oh my god, thank You'll absolutely pay this.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: What is them all up to? Just doing good things?
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Being better than George.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Voting around the lake?
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, in something floey with perfect hair and passing
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: some I don't even know what she does.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. She's some sort of humanitarian or
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: she is involved in some sort of.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: I think she's like the lawyer for the world.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: She's world lawyer yeah, she has some sort of that
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: kind of human rights. And then it was like sunningly
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: beautiful and just did all of these things.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: And everyone was like, those two things shouldn't go again,
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: but they did, and that's pretty good.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: I think that that's a good use of I mean,
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: I would also consider giving Candae the student loan. I
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: feel like she's probably one of these people who feels
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: like they shouldn't be forgiven right. Maybe she could use
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: the student loan to go to college, maybe widen her horizons,
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: figure some things out. Yeah, she's a tough case.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you hate to see it.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: We hate to see her. Yeah, So hopefully the chronic
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: lower back pain will do something. And the shark behind
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: the wheel, why not? We haven't seen it before.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: We've never seen it.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: And what was Jaws last movie?
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: You know, you hear that shark week. We haven't seen
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: a shark behind the wheel. And what's Jaws up to?
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: How have they not made a new Jaws movie?
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: You know, Steven Spielberg is probably like, don't touch it, right,
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Just isn't there Jaws too?
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: There's like a billion Jaws. I think like during the
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: seventies and eighties, I think they made quite a few
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Jaws anything may Jaws three D. So it's not this
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: precious of a property.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: You know what it is. I think like the Great
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: White Shark is no longer like as scary as like.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Mega right, but maybe that's why that why it's even scarier,
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: because it's underrated and it's coming for you interesting write it.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Write it, Steven, check your inbox, email my heart. Okay,
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: well you played the game perfectly. Thank you, And now
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: I feel like we should answer a listener question. We
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: hope me answer a listener question. People are writing into
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: I said no gifts at gmail dot com, or they're
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: sending voice notes. They have all sorts of problems, and
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: we answered them as much as we can. All right,
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: this is hybridger. I'm in a bit of a pickle
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: that maybe you or your possibly rude guest could help
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: me with. Possibly. Okay, So, as I pay for twenty
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: somethings twenty something daughter's cell phone service, she doesn't share
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: her location with us, though we share our location with her.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: She says she doesn't want us snooping on her. I
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: really am only interested in her location for her safety.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: I am tempted to make her pay for her own
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: cell phone service. What do you think? Thanks, We love
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: your show and would never give you a gift if
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: you didn't want one. That's nice. That's from Mark and Seattle.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: What do we think about this situation? Mark's entitled daughter
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: is kind of cruising around the city. She's at the
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Space Needle, she's at the fish market at.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Seattle Grace Memorial.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's constantly.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: And that's the problem. She keeps going to the hospital.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: And Mark has no idea where she is. She's sending
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: these texts saying come and find me, taunting her parents,
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: me riddles. Marc has a wink of sleep in years,
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: but he's still paying the cell phone bill.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Mark, you know, as a daughter myself, I think
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: you gotta chill. I think you got to chill because, like,
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: if this were nineteen ninety two, you know, would you
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: know where she is? Great now?
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Question?
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I think I think just because technology has
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: given us access to each other doesn't mean we should
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: always have constant access to each other. And she's twenty,
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: she's an adult, she's.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: A responsible woman. Yeah, she's out there, and Mark is saying, well,
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: I'm ready to ruin her financially and not nowhere.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and like it's keep her on your cell phone bill.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: You're just doing this, you're threatening this out of spite.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: It's a family plan. You're kind of not You're just
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: paying one.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Bill more, right, right, don't do not add more financial
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: distress to a twenty year old.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: She already hates you, she can't stand you. This is
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: your lifeline to this person.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: I mean you've got to hold on to what you can. Yeah,
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: otherwise you're gonna lose her forever.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Mark, I think so. And just like, if you want
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: to know where she is, ask her and maybe she'll
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: tell you.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Just be nosier, Yeah, call her constantly. Text where are you? Yes?
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Text where? Text you up? Where you at? But with
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: that symbol, like.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Any good father was Yeah, I feel like that that
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: solves the problem pretty clearly. I don't know why he
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: would even ride in about yeesh, it was so obvious.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's very clear, very clear.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: We can tell why the daughter isn't like him.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: I love that. Mark was, like, we share our location
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: with her.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: She doesn't care where you are, Mark, you're at home
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: in front.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Of the TVs. Where you are.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: You're at work too much? You were absent?
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Wow, absent father. The daughter does not, She's very distant
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: from him, and now suddenly he wants to Suddenly he
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: wants to be close after twenty years.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: It's too late. And just because just because you're financially supporting.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Her, Oh no, that it takes more than that relationship.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: Does You can't buy love, Mark, you can't buy it.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Take her to family therapy. That's what you really need
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: to cancel all of the cell phone service. Yes, put
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: that towards a good doctor. Yes, figure out what's going
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: on between you and Stacy.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: And I know I heard that Seattle has a lot
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: of great doctors.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, doctor Fraser Crane.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: Doctor Fraser Crane.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Call into doctor Fraser Crane.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: We have a doctor, doctor uh Gray.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Doctor Gray. Is that what Gray's Anatomy has said? Yeah,
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: I've never seen the show. Interesting, Wow, I've never pictured
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: that show outside of the brief glimpses of hospital that
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: I've seen.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh, there's a lot of outside. Oh really, Yeah,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: there's a whole storyline where they get lost in the woods,
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: a plane crash.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Where's the find me there? That I could have ruined
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: that episode, could have it could have a lot of
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: an episode you couldn't write now because they'd say, well, look,
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: we just look at our phone and find them.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Wow. So they have all these doctors in Seattle and
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Mark's ignoring help. He's got a lot of work to do. Yeah,
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: we've answered that question perfectly. Be better, Mark, be better. Well,
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: I've got my truly incredible gift here. This is just fantastic.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be listening to Brittany non stop. I
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: want to just look at the back of this and
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: just see what other Oh so, what were these singles?
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Was maybe one more Time You Drive Me Crazy? And
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: sometimes Yeah.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: They just did the first three and then they were like, well,
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: then the rest of this is going to be kind
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: of forgettable.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, and then there's the cover of the beat Goes On.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: That's the final track. Yeah, some of these are kind
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: of like why did we write this?
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: I will be there. I mean that. How is that
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: an original piece of music?
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Wait, what is the track?
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: It goes baby? One more Time You Drive Me Crazy?
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Sometimes Soda Pop, Born to Make You Happy From the
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: bottom of my broken heart, I remember that one.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, I think I think both of those have music videos.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Really, Yes, Born to Make You Happy? And yes wow, yeah, wow,
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: nobody saw those No, they didn't reviewers. I think they
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: were released in Europe. Oh, but you can find them online, okay,
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: and then I will be there. I will still love you,
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: thinking about you email my heart and the beat goes on.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: I love that the you songs. Yeah, those sound great.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Do it with Don Philip? Rip? I assume Don.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Philip possibly, but I think he has a really beautiful voice.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: I remember that song an adult man. I think it
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: is an adult man.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: That is so strange.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: It doesn't it feel like Casey Kasum or something.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to get my eyes on Don Philip.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: That's I'm google this right now. Uh, this is so weird.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: I've never seen this man. He's just kind of an
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: odd looking guy.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Oh. I can't wait for you to open it and
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: look at the booklet.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: He looks like somebody from the Big Bang Theory. Oh
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: he is just a man, yeah, just kind of like
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: a guy, non descript white man. Interesting.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: Well, he looks like he looks like one of the
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: like the guys who sang on Carben San Diego do.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: What were they called? Like they had some jazzy name Rocapella.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, he looks like a member of Rockapella.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: He probably was Brittany should do a number with Rockapella.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: That would be that could change things.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that would break all of our brain.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah what I'm in? But what what?
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Thank you for being here. That's such a wonderful time
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: with you.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: This is so fun.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Listener the podcast, I hope you've been picking up on
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: the hints of these last few seconds. It's coming to
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: a conclusion. The audio is going to slowly wind down,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: and I want you to stop freaking out. I want
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: you to hold still and breathe. The podcast may be over,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: but your day is just beginning, So go do something.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: I love you, goodbye, I said, No Gifts is an
• 1:00:27
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• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: the show on Instagram, and I said, No Gifts, that's
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see the gifts?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: The line man?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Did you hear? Fun? A man, myself perfectly clear. But
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: you're a guess to my home. You gotta come to
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: me empty, and I said, no guests.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: Your own presence is presents enough. I already had too
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: much stuff, So how do you dare to surbey me?