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Hour 1 - Burn Baby Burn · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom shaka laka. It's our numb burwan zong song song,
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  Speaker 1: Maler Show, and here an hour one Burn Baby Burn.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good story. How do you caggarize rockets?
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  Speaker 1: That start? Kevin Durant's response to the Burner account allegation
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  Speaker 1: controversy sweeping the NBA as the players practice load management
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  Speaker 1: this week, the entire league is practicing load management. Would
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  Speaker 1: Lebron James take less to play one more time and
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  Speaker 1: one more season and then retire with the Cavaliers. We'll
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  Speaker 1: discuss that. And can't make sense of where this Yannis
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  Speaker 1: Adenta Coombo's story is going. We will parts the words
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  Speaker 1: the latest words of the Greek freak. Will do that
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  Speaker 1: Burn Baby Burn. Welcome in the beginning of yet another
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  Speaker 1: neck of the woods. We're back at it again here
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  Speaker 1: as we burn the midnight oil and then some fighting
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  Speaker 1: tooth and nail. The never ending battle in the audio
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  Speaker 1: sweatshop of talk right here is we try to reach
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  Speaker 1: the Promised Land. I don't know what that is doing
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  Speaker 1: overnight radio, but our lead this hour is from the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: As the boys, they played so many games. The first
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  Speaker 1: half of the NBA season, they never took a day off,
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  Speaker 1: so they need that long All Star break. And I
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  Speaker 1: always look forward to this part of the calendar because
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  Speaker 1: the NBI believe they were zoom activities later on Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: And I will predict right now, and I'm never wrong,
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  Speaker 1: never wrong about this. As a distant relative of Noster
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  Speaker 1: Damas and friend of Noster Dinas, although we were enemies
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  Speaker 1: during the Super Bowl, I think we're back being friends
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  Speaker 1: now that I will guarantee you there will be multiple
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  Speaker 1: players when the NBA comes back that rest for load
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  Speaker 1: management after just having this long All Star break. I
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  Speaker 1: love that, man? Do I love that? Well? The AMBA
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even need games. They don't. The games get in
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  Speaker 1: the way of the stories. And for us, it's all
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  Speaker 1: about the stories. And I think you'd agree. And what
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  Speaker 1: a great one this is. So our lead is from
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  Speaker 1: pro bouncy Ballity pross A la de No. Kevin Durant,
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  Speaker 1: a Hall of Fame player, has been caught off in
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  Speaker 1: a social media brew ha ha, which is just such
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  Speaker 1: the perfect story for the zeitgeist that we're in these days.
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  Speaker 1: So Durant was asked about the happy bara in the room.
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  Speaker 1: If you have not been paying attention. Durant was outed
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  Speaker 1: over the All Star break in la as being a
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  Speaker 1: burn guy. We know, we know that he has had
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  Speaker 1: burner accounts. He's been open about it. Well, some Internet
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  Speaker 1: sleuth found out Durant's burner account and it was not
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  Speaker 1: the greatest, trashing people he works with and he was
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  Speaker 1: bearing certain people and it didn't play well in Peoria.
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  Speaker 1: It did not, So the rock Cats got back to work.
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  Speaker 1: They were practicing on Wednesday. Durant was asked about the
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  Speaker 1: copy bar in the room if he didn't hear what
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  Speaker 1: he had to say, We got the audio. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: to the audio tape. Take a listen.
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  Speaker 2: I know you got to ask these questions. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: not here to get into Twitter nonsense. Immes here to
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  Speaker 2: focus on the season, keep a pushing on. But I know,
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  Speaker 2: I get you got to answer those questions.
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  Speaker 1: I know what it is.
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  Speaker 2: We've been locked in the whole season, been enjoyed. R.
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  Speaker 2: Braidon had a great practice today, looking forward to the
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  Speaker 2: road trip.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's so good. All right, So, if you didn't
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  Speaker 1: pay attention, So Durant, who almost never goes by the book,
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  Speaker 1: He's never by the book guy, like by the book,
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  Speaker 1: guy is you know, I know you have to ask
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  Speaker 1: these questions, but but you know, keep keeping on the season,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and we're locked in. You know, those are cliches,
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  Speaker 1: Those are sports cliches. So so great that last part,
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  Speaker 1: the generic response that we're locked in the whole season
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  Speaker 1: and all that, that is a good jumping off point
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  Speaker 1: for us. So let us discuss the question how do
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  Speaker 1: you categorize the Rockets star Kevin Durant and his response
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  Speaker 1: when outed for having a burner account? Do we have
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  Speaker 1: to say allegations? At this point? I guess I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Are we gonna get sued for that? Do we? I
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  Speaker 1: guess we'll say it no, only get sued. So how
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  Speaker 1: do you categorize Kevin Durant of the Rockets and what
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  Speaker 1: you just heard there his response to the burner account allegations.
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  Speaker 1: I've got FBI World Tour and Tug of War and
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together and we
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  Speaker 1: are going to crush grapes, is what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 1: And speaking of grapes, are there sour grapes on this story?
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  Speaker 1: So my first thought here a Kevin Durant not just
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  Speaker 1: the slim Reaper, which he hates he's the digital ghost.
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  Speaker 1: What is the difference between Kevin Durant and you know,
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  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog or Alf the Alien of Piner or the
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  Speaker 1: late night drug tester. These are all guys that have
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  Speaker 1: burner accounts, Like, how do I know those guys aren't
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  Speaker 1: NBA superstars? These are key members in the upper echelonne
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  Speaker 1: of the Mallard Militia. They're sworn foot soldiers in the
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  Speaker 1: Mallard Militia. How do we know that those cats are
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  Speaker 1: not some of the big NBA guys. It could be
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Durant, for all I know Mallard prop guys, Kevin Durant.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, neither do you. But I do love
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  Speaker 1: the fact that the rocket star here KD pulled the
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  Speaker 1: classic it's not tool time, it's I call it the
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  Speaker 1: towel time maneuver, the towel towel time maneuver. He literally
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  Speaker 1: had a towel that he kept putting over his mouth,
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  Speaker 1: and it looked like a witness at a mob trial, mumbling,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Twitter nonsense. He covered his mouth dead give
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  Speaker 1: what deadI what FBI handbook online? Uh, I've met I've
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  Speaker 1: quoted this a lot over the years, way too much.
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  Speaker 1: They should pay me. I quoted so much. This is
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  Speaker 1: the classic mouth cover move. And according to that guideline,
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  Speaker 1: the people that study body language, the body's natural instinct
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  Speaker 1: to stop a lie from escaping the lips is to
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  Speaker 1: cover the mouth. And KD keep in mind, he didn't
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  Speaker 1: deny that he had the burner account. He didn't plead
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  Speaker 1: the fifth He just again he called it for those
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  Speaker 1: of you in the back of the room, he called
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  Speaker 1: it twitter nonsense. So that is a deflection smoother than
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  Speaker 1: his mid range game back in the day for KD
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  Speaker 1: so and caught red handed, red handed here, and this
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  Speaker 1: time he's trashing his own Rockets teammates Alfred Shngoun among
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  Speaker 1: those that were taking the heat from from Durant. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the smart money says, for every burner account that internet
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  Speaker 1: sleuth guy finds, for every burner account, the Internet investigator finds,
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  Speaker 1: we are going to have five more multiplying like rabbits
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  Speaker 1: in the shadows. I'm telling you he's a secret agent,
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  Speaker 1: and he's got the Nike gearon and all that. Kevin Durant. Now, meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: we speaking of Nike, we walk a tight rope. We
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  Speaker 1: go to Cleveland where it is an open secret that
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  Speaker 1: King James would like to go back to his native land.
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  Speaker 1: Now there's no team and Akron, the closest team is
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  Speaker 1: in Cleveland, and Lebron would like to go back there
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  Speaker 1: and put the finishing touches and say goodbye to the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: And that's been out there. It's Lebron confidants have been
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  Speaker 1: spreading that information round. I wonder how upset the Lebron
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  Speaker 1: toadys are that follow Lebron from city to city. I
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  Speaker 1: had pretty good there. Yeah, we're in Cleveland, but they
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  Speaker 1: went to Miami, went back to Cleveland, then out in LA.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're going to go back one more time to
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  Speaker 1: follow Lebron. Now the story, the latest on this is
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  Speaker 1: it's not that easy because if Lebron goes back to Cleveland,
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  Speaker 1: and in order to do it, he would have to
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  Speaker 1: play at a discount MG O MG We've learned now
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  Speaker 1: the Cavaliers, based on their current fiscal situation, are only
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  Speaker 1: able to offer Lebron a minimum contract. Zugery, Dad, Zugari,
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  Speaker 1: you say so, question, would Lebron James take less to
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  Speaker 1: play one final season and then retire in Cleveland? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna nod my head. Yes, I'm gonna nod my
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  Speaker 1: head yes on this. Now. Depending on who you believe,
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  Speaker 1: Lebron is worth anywhere from one billion to one point
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  Speaker 1: three billion, not that I think there's much of a
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  Speaker 1: difference between one billion and one point three billion. He's
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  Speaker 1: got enough money, based on a minutes long mallor of investigation,
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  Speaker 1: to buy the state of Ohio times three, or, as
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  Speaker 1: our friend Dick and Dayton says, the sovereign nation of Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: He can buy it three times. He's gonna you think
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna haggle, Lebron's gonna haggle over a couple of bucks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he has said. I understand what he said, right. Lebron said,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't taking a dime less and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's no go if I don't get what I want
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  Speaker 1: and all that. And he has said that. However, those
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  Speaker 1: are just words. They're just words, and I would advise
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  Speaker 1: not to be a prisoner of the moment. When push
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  Speaker 1: comes to shove. It's almost impossible to turn down the
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  Speaker 1: type of massage, a very timboo deep massage that Lebron
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  Speaker 1: would get. We're talking about the stroking of an oversized
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  Speaker 1: ego for the ages you think we've seen the wildest
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  Speaker 1: retirement tours, and I've been in the last fifteen years.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen some legendary players retire and have their ass
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  Speaker 1: kissed all over the place. Well, Lebron would be a
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  Speaker 1: much sugar nat to not take advantage of that. We
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  Speaker 1: know the man is the king of the Ego, King
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  Speaker 1: James Ego and Cleveland. They'll futz around, they'll do some
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  Speaker 1: Enron level accounting, they'll dig up some extra cash, they'll
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  Speaker 1: they'll sell some property if they have to. But think
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  Speaker 1: about one more season for all the marbles, Lebron's retirement
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  Speaker 1: season in Cleveland, and it would be a toe licking
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  Speaker 1: world tour. You think that Taylor Swift tour was impressive,
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  Speaker 1: how about a toe licking Lebron world tour for the
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  Speaker 1: Ages to the Moon, a victory lap, squaring the circle.
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  Speaker 1: Lebron would square the circle and he would put the
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  Speaker 1: calves obviously in a different bracket next year with Spider
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  Speaker 1: Mitchell side by side. And it's not about the back,
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  Speaker 1: He's already got the back the bag to bag the bag.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even about the box office, although it is
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  Speaker 1: about the movie box office, because I would think Lebron
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  Speaker 1: is going to make a movie that he'll probably promote
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  Speaker 1: and pay for himself about Lebron, because nobody loves Lebron
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  Speaker 1: more than Lebron. And it'll be it'll be that career
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  Speaker 1: arc of Lebron, James and all that. You need that
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  Speaker 1: final scene, you need that final scene in the movie
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  Speaker 1: before you fade the black and you start rolling the credits.
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  Speaker 1: And so Lebron goes back to Cleveland, they win the
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  Speaker 1: championship and there you go. Let's get all the accolades
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  Speaker 1: and bye bye, bye bye until he buys a team
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  Speaker 1: in the NBA. Now, last word, we head now from
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland to Milwaukee. If you thought the Yannis trade chatter
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  Speaker 1: was over because the trade deadline is done, you are wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You're wrong. No, no, no, it's still Wrongisi dent to
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  Speaker 1: Coombo feeding the content kitty. Over the All Star break.
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  Speaker 1: He did a recent interview with a TV channel I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard of, where he again flirted with leaving the Bucks,
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  Speaker 1: the silver Tongue, Devil, the honest I dent to Coombo,
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  Speaker 1: stating that he'd possibly have left already if it was
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  Speaker 1: up to him. He then said, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: I'll leave it's not up to me. If it was
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  Speaker 1: up to me, Yannis said, maybe I already would have left. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he stated, in a year and a half, when I
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  Speaker 1: can become a free agent at thirty two, it will
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  Speaker 1: be up to me. Close quote. All right, there's the
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  Speaker 1: that's the quote. So let's parse the words. Question. Can
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  Speaker 1: you make sense? Can you make sense of where this
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  Speaker 1: Yannis Adenta Cumbo story is going? Well, I hope it's
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  Speaker 1: going towards a knuckle sandwich because this is a little much.
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  Speaker 1: This is a little much. Yeah, you've changed. Jannis is
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  Speaker 1: doing the diva dance with a side of cheese. Kurds,
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  Speaker 1: is what he's doing here. He's gone from the aweshock's
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  Speaker 1: humble kid, just happy to be here, to a certified
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  Speaker 1: gold plated whiner right faster than a deer hitting the
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  Speaker 1: windshield on I forty three. He's playing the don't blame
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  Speaker 1: me game well at the same time balancing on a
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  Speaker 1: seesaw made out of broughtworst. That's what he's doing here.
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  Speaker 1: One minute, Giannis is waxing poetic about how his kids
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  Speaker 1: were born in the Cream City and his I believe
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  Speaker 1: his father's buried there. In all this and the next,
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  Speaker 1: he's basically checking Zillow and seeing, I wonder what that
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  Speaker 1: condo on the eighty seventh floor in Miami would go for.
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  Speaker 1: The penthouse condo there, I wonder what that would go for.
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  Speaker 1: So this is the NBA's tug of war. When you're
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  Speaker 1: a star, there's never enough set right, There's never enough said.
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  Speaker 1: And on one hand, Yiannis Identikombo wants loyalty, the loyalty
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  Speaker 1: of the dairy Land lifer, wants that loyalty of sleazy
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  Speaker 1: Cheese and that crowd. But the exit strategy he wants
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  Speaker 1: to have as well. Of like the Holly with start that,
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  Speaker 1: he wants that as well. So it's it's emotional blackmail
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  Speaker 1: with Wisconsin accent, right, and you know, oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: want a ring. It's like the ultimately I want to
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  Speaker 1: win a ring. We already want a ring in Milwaukee.
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  Speaker 1: So you've already proven you can win in Milwaukee. If
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of other people get hurt, you can win
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  Speaker 1: in Milwaukee. And so he wants he wants another ring.
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  Speaker 1: He wants the loyalty, and he also wants to have
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  Speaker 1: the option of exiting on the off ramp. There. He
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  Speaker 1: wants the off ramp and all of that, all of that.
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  Speaker 1: So we mentioned Lebron going back to Cleveland and you'd
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  Speaker 1: have to take less money. But what if I told
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  Speaker 1: you that the idea that Lebron would take less money
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  Speaker 1: is for Gayzy, right, it's nonsense. In fact, Lebron is
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  Speaker 1: sitting on a tremendous mountain of money, Lebron's mountain of money,
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  Speaker 1: and can make even more and more money by announcing declaring, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going back to Cleveland. This is my retirement tour.
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  Speaker 1: This is what I'm doing. It's an insane amount of money.
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  Speaker 1: Thursday morning overnight. Lebum is a master manipulator, and he
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  Speaker 1: will spin whatever come, whatever move he makes, rather whatever
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  Speaker 1: room he makes, as it was his original plan. Fact
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  Speaker 1: is that after centuries of mock fowls and flops, Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: is really his only option, says The Wisdom of Milkman Mike.
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  Speaker 1: Now Sean writes, and I believe Sean is the guy
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  Speaker 1: behind the notorious. If you have not watched this, there's
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  Speaker 1: a Banoit Benjamin documentary if you're of a certain age.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Banoit Benjamin is one of the great characters in NBA history,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: and this cat Sean did a documentary. My buddy Fred
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Rogan told me about it. But Sean did a documentary
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  Speaker 1: about Benoit, who just kind of vaned out of the
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  Speaker 1: spotlight and all that. And I was around him at
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: the end of his time in the NBA. I have
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  Speaker 1: some great Benoit Benjamin stories. Who played for the Clippers
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  Speaker 1: in the in the late eighties, in the early nineties.
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  Speaker 1: He bounced around the NBA. But just classic character. And
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  Speaker 1: Sean says, Big Banoit told me he would be the
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  Speaker 1: next man up if Jannie leaves, and he said, all
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  Speaker 1: Banoit wants is a bucket of fish fry and two
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  Speaker 1: right shoes. Yeah, that's one of the all time great stories.
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  Speaker 1: Banoit could not play in a game because he brought
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  Speaker 1: the he brought the wrong shoes. He didn't have. You
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  Speaker 1: need a right and a left, and you can't have
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  Speaker 1: to right or two left otherwise you can't put him on.
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  Speaker 1: And so he was unable to play, and it was
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  Speaker 1: very unfortunate. And when he was playing for the Vancouver Grizzlies,
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  Speaker 1: of all things, the team that no longer exists, although
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  Speaker 1: I do have a really nice Vancouver Grizzlies hat my
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  Speaker 1: buddy from Vancouver gave me when we were up there.
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  Speaker 1: But Benoit, he wanted to The fans would always boom
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  Speaker 1: when he'd come back to LA because they hated him
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  Speaker 1: from his time with the Clippers and stuff, and and
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  Speaker 1: he pretended like he didn't care, and then we would
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  Speaker 1: ask him because he would always overreact to it. And
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  Speaker 1: he is in the visiting locker room. It's actually at
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  Speaker 1: the Pond in Anaheim, and as me and this guy,
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  Speaker 1: Dave Pallet, he was in San Diego and the old
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  Speaker 1: buddy of mine, we were there and he just we
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  Speaker 1: asked him about the fans. But even when he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to warm up, and Benoit was sitting in his locker
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  Speaker 1: and he was chewing gum. And no one I have
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  Speaker 1: ever met can chew gum like Benoit. It's like watching
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  Speaker 1: a draft. Yeah, he ever going to the zoo and
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: seeing a draft chewing. It's like Benoit chewing gum. And
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  Speaker 1: he said.
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  Speaker 2: Like cows do, where it's constant, slow and like their jaws, like.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, very large mouth, very large mouth. You can see
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  Speaker 1: inside every Yeah, yeah, exactly the whole thing, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. And I've fond memories of that. But
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  Speaker 1: he we asked him, and of course he on cue
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  Speaker 1: took the bait and then he started punching his right
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  Speaker 1: hand into his He made a fist with his right
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  Speaker 1: hand and was punching his left hand like this. Now
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  Speaker 1: he got bare of big hands and chewing gum. And
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  Speaker 1: they started ranting like he was giving a sermon about
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  Speaker 1: how he you know, he better than anybody, and all
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  Speaker 1: it was. It was really I have it on cassette tape.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know where it is, but I have a
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: bunch of cassette tapes. Really do me no good. It's
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: like having it's like having vhs tapes like why do
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I have all this stuff? I don't know. I don't understand,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Dan writes and says, Kevin Durant still trying to catch
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: up to the countless burner accounts that Ben Mahler has
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: on x, Instagram and truth Social. Yes, yes, I have
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: so many burner accounts. I don't know how I have
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: all the time. I spend all my time on all
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: of my burner accounts. I absolutely do. Fat Daddy rights in,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: He says, interesting opening model Dog, big men, or should
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I say Bill Bill Miller? What was the triple douchebags
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  Speaker 1: of the NBA. I can't wait for all those divas
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: to leave the league. Well, there'll be a new set
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: that'll be There'll be a new group that will come
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  Speaker 1: on and do their thing. Nature Boy says the Lakers
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: should send both lebron and Bronnie to dominate Cleveland. He says,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Uh No.
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  Speaker 1: Stradina says, I have long suspected that Ferg Dog is
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: a Ben Mahler burner account. I can neither confirm, no deny,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: no stradinas that the Fergdog account is the work of
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  Speaker 1: yours truth, of yours truth. He spocks Weed on the
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  Speaker 1: Oregon Trail Rights and he says he's very excited. Here
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  Speaker 1: we now have the vomit Burner account thanks to the
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  Speaker 1: Slim Reaper. That is that is exciting. That is exciting.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: What else you have page nn uh, I can't read
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  Speaker 1: that on the air. We'll take some calls here. Eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven ninety nine on Fox is the call in
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  Speaker 1: number if you'd like to be part eight. As we
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: just kind of waltz through the night here, I was just
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: doing a little waltz. And later this hour the idea
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: that Lebron's going to take a pay cut. Summer said,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: that's no way. There's no way he's going to take
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: a paycut. I'll tell you why. It makes a lot
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  Speaker 1: of sense, a lot of sense to take a pay cut,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: the pile of money, the pile of money that Lebron
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: would be sitting on. And we'll explain why coming up
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  Speaker 1: here in a couple of minutes later on. I do
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  Speaker 1: want to mention this promote ahead now next hour we
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  Speaker 1: have Malard the third Degree, the Riddle of the Day
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  Speaker 1: in our three and ask Ben Your questions are answers
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  Speaker 1: three as well, and then an hour four fact or fiction.
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  Speaker 1: So there's a lot to get to as we work
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  Speaker 1: our way through the overnight. But right now, let's go
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: to the phones. We go to the Commonwealth and we say, oh,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: it's the week of Andre, and what better way to
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: celebrate the week of Andrea then with Andre. Hello, Andre,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Welcome Andre, Andre, Andre.
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  Speaker 5: Ben Ben. It good to be with you. I'm glad
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  Speaker 5: that we are together recognizing April vacation week and this
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: time for.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Educating, not April. If it's April, we've gone. That works,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: that works, I would man, we've lost a couple of months.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: If we're in April. Man, we have long time machine.
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  Speaker 3: I got in.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's I know it's March next week. It
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: is March next week. But okay, yes, yes.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Yes, I jumped ahead. I jumped ahead because the snow
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: out here, that the temperatures the environs are improving, and
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: so I got a little bit ahead of myself. I'm
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: looking forward to projecting a little bit into the into
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: the future. But February vacation for the people that are
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: all families, all the rest of that stuff. So I
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: appreciate this. Even though we start with a little bit
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: of a hiccup. But Ben, this isnt anti coopo situation.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: To me, it's quite clear, and you alluded to it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: If he's looking around the NBA landscape because he's out
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: of Milwaukee, that ship has sailed. He bet you know
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: he rolled the dice. He should have consulted with Benny
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: versus a penny first. Okay, they had Drew Holliday, they
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: had coach budd They rolled the dice. Okay, wanted to
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: bring in Dame. It didn't work, chemistry and otherwise, and
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: so since then it's been could put. So he's out
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: of Milwaukee's looking around the league. Listen, Lebron James is
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: taking his talents elsewhere after this season. Okay, Lakers big
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: obviously major market. You have the new ownership.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: No stop, come on, what are you doing? No, I
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: don't know what he wants that don't he don't even
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: don't even put that out in the cosmos. What are
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: you doing? Come on, Andre, come on, No Miami, Golden
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know about Golden State, Miami. Where else were Giannis?
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Let me think you bet you go to Miami and
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: I get Miami, You're gonna be on South Beach you know,
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: getting jiggy with it and all the rest of that stuff.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: But who are you gonna put around? And they're not
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: gonna be able to keep being uh bam Ouda Bayu
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: and Tyler here?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Bring it up. Bringing some new brother go out and
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: recruit some new places, bring some new players in. Why
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  Speaker 1: not this a bunch of players every year in free agency?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Bring some new guys in.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. So if I'm Janna Danton coopo, do I want
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: to go to Miami to play with possibly John Morant
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: who knows what mind space, what headspace he's going to
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: be in play for heat coach? And I get it,
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: it's attractive because Bolsh is a good coach.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Why would you go to La Luca doesn't play well
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: with all this. Luca is all about the stats. He's
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: all about the box score, So why would you go
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: play with him?
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Okay? And this is where I have to push back.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Who cares if he's houkah Luca? Who cares if he's
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: ten fifteen pounds? If he's eating the gummy bears and
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: the red bulls at night when the bright lights come on,
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: that man is ready. I don't understand all his pushbacks
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Luka Doncics just yes, he has a ego and he
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: goes back and forth with referees and I'm the referees.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: But bottom line is the man is the winner, and
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: people talk about folks can't play with Luca. He got
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: the best out of Kyrie Irving, out of all people,
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: and made it to an NBA Finals. Now they got
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: smacked around with the baby powder by the Boston Celtics
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: because that was a dynastic team, which the new ownership
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: group here in the common Well decide to break up.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know what they're doing. I don't care what
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: the analytics say. They're not a championship team without Drew Holiday.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: But back to the yarn Copo and Luca doncon that
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: is the best landing space for him to compete for
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: a championship. So I think, Yees, you can do all
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: the playing coy, you know what I mean.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I disagree. The Lakers are not a championship team this year.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: They Lebron's got a better chance of being the president
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: than the Lakers do it winning the championship this year.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: So that's not happening, and they wouldn't be with Luca
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: and Yanna. They wouldn't be a championship team if well,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: you could do that but be fine for talk radio.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: It be enjoyed as a talk show host, but they
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: wouldn't win. So this is one of your better calls, Andre,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: I must say, Andre, can you go back to work
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: tomorrow and.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: On Monday to the malin militia. I have no problem
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: with the pushback to this take. Nonetheless, I'm staying ten
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: towed down on it. That is my pick.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: We don't want to live in la. He's not, he's not.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: He's not an l a guy act. He's all right,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: go away, a nice family. He's still in another state too,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: like he might be homesick. Well, there was a rumor.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's true or not because it's
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: the Internet, so who the hell knows that his family was.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: There was one rumor his family, his kids were going
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: to school in Greece. I don't think there's an NBA
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: team in Greece, although I think that was debunked. I
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: think that might have been debunked. But there was a
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: rumor for a while that his kids were going to
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: going to have an education in Greece. Do they have better?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Do that have better? Schools in Greece. I don't know,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I've never have better views. It's gorgeous over there, right,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Never sure there's I'm sure there's some places that don't
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: have great views right in Greece. I'm sure you're not all.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Not all of it's facing the bright blue water. I'm
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: sure there's some crappy places to live there. Well, how
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: about this, so we began the hour. One of the
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: stories we highlighted in the opening amount of the monologue
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: was about Lebron James and it's being tell he's gonna
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: go back to the cadavers next year, go back to
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Cleveland and finish his career there, and some people saying
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: there's no way Lebron's gonna do that because as the
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Cavs can't afford to pay him. And well, it turns
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: out that the amount of money, the amount of money
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Lebron James is on track to make if he does
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: have a retirement tour. Let's see, let's do a round
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: robin here, We'll go around the room and don't get
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: crazy here, don't ruin my day. But how much it
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: says that there was a port out that Lebron could
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: up to blank amount of money for rights to his
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: retirement tour. All right, media rights for Lebron's retirement tour
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: worth up to blank. Let's go around the room, Loreno,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: would you like to play our game, the Lebron James
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: game retirement Tour rights game for Lebron James? You're playing
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: homes Well, yeah, one hundred and sixty million dollars. Now,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I told you not to ruin my day, Lorena?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Oh no, what do you mean?
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Did I ruin it?
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  Speaker 1: Coop? I was going to guess one hundred million? What's
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: your guest, Bene? Okay, Nope, nobody wins. No, no, no,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: there's no winners. You all went over. You lose the
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: showcase showdown. I'm sorry. I thought this was a lot
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: of money. You guys just ruined the game. Lebron could
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: earn up to seventy five million dollars on a retirement tour.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Oh really, you had to go? That's it's seventy five
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: million dollars, is it? I mean? Are you out? Are
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: you out of your bloody mind?
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: That's not that much more than he makes in a
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: year playing basketball.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: No, No, the point is it's this is an add on.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: This is an add on item. This is not is
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: an add on, okay, add on, it's a it's a
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: nice jack, but it's like the the what is it?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: The powerball often is around like seventy million. I think
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: is more than that now, but uh, it's it's just
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: an extra seventy five and that's just for streaming rights.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: And you had to you both had to go over
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: one hundred million potential retirement. He ruined my day. My day.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: My day is ruined. It's horrible. I'm devastated by this.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Who's gonna pay that money?
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Who's gonna pay?
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: So?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Anyway, the point is that Lebron would go to Cleveland
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: play for the veteran minimum and then he would just
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: make up the money on the side, you know, one
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: off marketing deal the add on, and that would be that.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: So either way, I think he'll be okay. I think
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: he'll be okay. Well, hum baby, what a world we
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: of in today. So there was a story that popped up.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I got a message from somebody, Hey, did you see
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: that guy LaMelo Ball was in a car accident? I said, no,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that. I didn't I didn't hear about
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: the Yeah, yeah, avently he was driving around Charlotte and
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: there was a there was an accident and he totaled
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: his hummer and uh, you know, hum, baby hum and
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: all that. So I said, wow, that's that's brutal. You know,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Charlotte Hornets player LaMelo Ball, And and then about an
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: hour and a half or two hours after the accident,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: there was video of him getting into the accident. Video
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: emerged of LaMelo Ball in the accident, and uh, is
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: there anyone in the NBA that takes the cliches of
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: being a professional athlete to the extreme? Then LaMelo Ball
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: like the whole car collection, like the whole like this.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: You know, this young guy living, living his life and
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: enjoying life. But all the things that many people mock
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: pro athletes for, like the lifestyle choices, how to go bankrupt,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: how to go belly up financially, and all that stuff,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: LaMelo Ball seems to hit all of them. Like everything
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: on the Bingo card he hits. So suppose he was
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: taken to the hospital, but he avoided serious injury, which
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: means he'll probably miss the next four months. But you know,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: it's NBA, so it looked like it's hard to tell.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at the accident here. It's hard to tell
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: from the angle whether LaMelo was it fault or the
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: other driver. He was going through an intersection. It looked
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: like the car that he hit was slowing down to turn,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: But it's hard to tell whether LaMelo went into his
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: lane or the other guy hit Lamello. It looks to me,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: and as you know, I'm never wrong about these things,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: never wrong. It looks like like Lamello kind of leaned
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: over a little bit, but it's hard to really tell
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: for sure based on the angle. We'll have to go
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: to the booth review. We'll have to go to the
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Booth review on that and get to the bottom of it.
• 36:07
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• 36:29
  Speaker 1: four hundred and four in a single game. That's combined rushing, receiving,
• 36:35
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• 36:38
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• 36:42
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• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Who am I? That is the question. The answer will
• 36:50
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  Speaker 1: So I hold the NFL single game record for the
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  Speaker 1: Who am I? That is the question. What's the answer?
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