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Episode 251: "Enter Fat Joke Here_______." ft. Tori · Not That Serious

• 0:03
  All right, all right, Lauren, are you freak free? You know
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  you don't learned that you get about nineteen. They're flicking the bean, flicking,
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  flicking the mother, clicking the mixture bean. Yo, When did you
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  first do that move? You remember the first time you ever did that move?
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  Yeah? Yeah? High school? How high school? Okay, mister
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  advanced advanced physics? When did you first do that move? When did DJ
• 0:53
  Hero come out? See you said I apply this other areas in my life.
• 1:03
  That was the first time I went don't play core with no I was.
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  I was a very late bloomer Mike. People thought Keenan was corny,
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  so I redn't get up playing like keen was gay, No, there being
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  nothing wrong with it. If he was, that's what we thought. No
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  think you were corny, thought you like we we that's crazy. I mean,
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  it all comes back to the first time I really met Keenan. Keenan,
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  Okay, what was that like? It was his birthday? Okay,
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  top golf? I think it was, Oh wait, and I was And
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  it was on his birthday cake. First off, First off, I didn't
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  put my cake. I guess who's on his birthday cake? Elsie. I
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  don't like to talk about this. Hold on, what a nice picture of
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  Elsie? And I was your birthday cake? Your shirtless picture of me?
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  What you're lying? No? Were shirtless? Shirtless? Sless? He ate?
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  I ate the nipple. So what am I to think if I see
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  a man? It's the because our teens when I did it. But that's
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  how well he knows his man. He was like he would love this,
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  and he loved it. But everybody's like he was over. He was on
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  the walk around, got it all. Hell no, Paul, No,
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  that's not actually what's my name of your phone? Again? Sweet cheeks?
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  Alright, but Mike da pointed out the cakes. They see it. You
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  don't have to make that the context. If I could still just be Michael.
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  You got the Debbie's bro and we continue got that. You're not beating
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  these allegations who the big but allegations, the rigamarole allegation. Did you see
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  how he was sitting in that chair yesterday? He was sitting above everybody.
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  Everybody Mike brings his own booster seat. He does, so it makes sense
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  why you're Michael sweet Cheeks Winfield in my phone not my whole government? Number
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  one? Yeah, and throw the sweet cheeks in there. You could be
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  your middle name you gave the government. I did give the middle name.
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  Yeah, just last week too, That was just last week. Yeah yeah,
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  give me your social one, two, three, four, five,
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  six, seven, eight seven eight. That's too many numbers, all right,
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  No, I didn't know. I didn't know the social did you see?
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  There was a like quick sideward. There was a rapper his social security
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  got leaked and they were signing his niggat for the army. He stop signing
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  me up with the army. You know what, if I had a niggad
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  social and I didn't like him, I would definitely sign that nigga for that's
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  a great Afghanistand I forget who. I don't know if it was young as
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  one of them. I think it was a Florida nigga, young, young
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  and as whoever. Hilarious, bro, stop signing me up put the fucking
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  army. Recruiters keep calling me, Hey, sis is uh this is Steve
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  here, your recruiter, so I hear trying to sign up for the Army.
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  I'm here to have you, make you be all you can be.
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  We're really happy to have you on board. We can make a better man
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  out of you, private youngan, I know you want that Camaro brother spend
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  the block of homies and man, huh years four years? Damn keenan shout
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  out to all. No, don't shout out to the army. Shout out
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  to the army. See what I just said? No, Twitter, listen,
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  No, you know I wouldn't do it. See what pop Eyes just
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  posted a chicken leg with the over head for Beyonce. Yes, what it
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  is her birthday? I don't know if I don't know how I feel about
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  that. It's not racist, that's not racist, that's not racists say Happy
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  Birthday, Beyonce. It's just a weird thing. Happy Birthday, Beyonce.
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  And what's the better way than putting place? So many, so many better
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  ways, But you wouldn't stop and look at it if they did one better
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  way. Do you see the video Carr Hilson the same Happy Birthday Beyonce.
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  It was like an old video, old as hell. No, did you
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  see the motherfucking the the Do you remember they did a throwback when I guess,
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  uh, Kate, No, who's the old Chris Jenner? That fucking
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  Beyonce was dredging up as her rollowe when she was actually dressing Tony Braxon.
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  That ship was funny as hell. She's I love it, Thanks Beyonce,
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  like nobody dredging everybody trying to get old washed speaking of Halloween, because the
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  concert was in LA and like every celebrity was there right now and they were
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  doing the fun I'm blinking the song you challenge before I let go, she
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  was all off beat. She was everybody. She was lost. She didn't
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  know what to do, she did not know what to do. I was
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  expected. I wasn't surprised. I was expected for one of them. Yeah,
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  yeah, yeah, well that was fun. Happy birthday, Beyonce.
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  We know you listen, and we know you listened. I take back everything
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  I said. I know you could read me. I don't know. I
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  probably said something something about her not being able to read. You think she's
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  a witch? No, no, no, I just thought she couldn't read.
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  You can read, Yeah, we did. Rihanna's better acting. I
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  don't know, Beyonce, I don't know. That's a steak off. I'm
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  gonna tell you one thing. No, I don't care whose birthday it is.
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  Who'd you say is a better actor? Rihanna is probably a better actor.
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  Than I don't know. You didn't see the better actor actress than Rihanna.
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  I would say so was in Fighting to two. She was good in
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  that movie, okay, but she wasn't good and obsessed. Oh my god,
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  she was awful and obsessed. Its funny because that movie was show you
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  good. The movie was good. I liked the movie. That's what I
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  see you when I see her laws from a Trahill who Ali Lawen? The
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  white girl? She looked like she's from Pemberton, to be honest, but
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  that is not as a pert looking it is to me. She looks clean,
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  so how could she be frommer She looks what clean? Yeah, if
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  you clean up a Pemberton girl, you got that's pretty much it. Still
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  bird might need some ivy aesthetics for them. I don't know. I like
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  that because as it's not black magic stairs right, we help it. We
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  can't help everybody. It's not black magic, but it is though it is,
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  it is, it smells like it. But what's going on? Everybody?
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  It's not that serious podcast The greatest uh most illustrious, sexiest podcasts in
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  the world and I and the podcasts are formerly known as Big Michael. So
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  where are you going by now the big Michael Bigger, Michael, Elzie Keenan's
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  Yes, I love the young people. The fuck you love the young people,
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  such as sexual chocolate. It's not like this. Actually, I'll get
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  to that in a second. We have a guest here today. She is
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  a woman, so prepare yourselves for that. Okay, it just gets wonderful.
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• 10:28
  I was like, where are you going with this? And I'm telling
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  you yeah, I mean, but we were in my world. Now they're
• 10:37
  real messing around, do you think? Yeah, so I gotta bring you
• 10:39
  in on it. So if I say something, you gotta you gotta bounce
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  off it. So like you know what I'm saying, Like I hate Chinese
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  people? What okay? Bad? You know you got her own mics so
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  you don't got yees? Yeah, I don't like nobody. No, I
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  will tell you this. We did like some some product reviews earlier, right
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  exclusive man, and she got this body butter. That's it's not out yet,
• 11:09
  right, it's almost shout out for damn for damn. The good reason
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  I'm not surprising it's called champagne showers. This shit smell like this smells like
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  Christmas Morning's house as your grandma's. Your parents are still together and gingerbread important.
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  That's a very important note. Your parents are still very much together and
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  like there's no questions, they don't argue that much. Arguing hasn't gotten crazy.
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  They're still loving the relationship. They're still like loving at home. She's
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  like your dad still like smacks your mom on the ass every now and again.
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  It's like he's starting from the kids. Like you get grossy, like
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  oh girls, but you like it because you know there's loving the house,
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  your parents. So it's like everything is stable. There's no kitchen yet,
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  so that those stages I like, who you touching, bitch, because it'll
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  come. But this is not that time. It's no argument, like I
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  work all day. It was like it's none of that. Lead would love
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  and feel it, so you feel it with other people. And so the
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  cookies are just coming out to the oven. It's like it's fucking it's Marry
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  Christmas, baby, like the black Christmas songs are Mom closed the oven with
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  her foot. Though cookies even far don't smell bad on this day. It's
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  just so great and it smells like you just tore into some some Christmas wrapping
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  and oh man, it smells really good. People say it smells like something
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  different. Every time I heard cookies cake, he said, gingerbread the different
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  every time, but it's really coconut and buttercream vanilla. That's crazy because I
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  hate all things coconut and the fact that that's coconut. Yep, nothing coconut
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  looks good, nothing, nothing smell different though. Yeah, I'm noticing that
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  now because I don't know how coconut now because I used to avoid things all
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  coconut don't matter where what coconut water, coconut shavings, coconut shrimp, coconut
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  shine. I'm sorry, what a way to ruin some fucking shrimp yoo in
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  the god damn decided I got perfectly good shrimp here. You know what I'm
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  going to do, sh and fry it, shave some fruit on it.
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  No fire. But also like you don't like you don't even like seafood that
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  much, but I love I love shrimp. Yeah not a I'm telling you,
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  no fire. Coconut shrimp is the worst shrimp out there, hands down
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  and all. It's all on the bottom, huh above that, Yes,
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  just straight shrimp, straight shrimp. Yeah, straight shrimp. I'll say I'm
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  the fried shrimp varieties cocktails because you taste the coconut like, like, what
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  the fuck is this. It's a fucking mound joy while I'm almond mound What
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  the fuck? What the fuck? That's a disgusting candy, That's what it
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  is. It's bad. That is a horrible candy. I can't debate that.
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  I like coconuts, so I'm like, nothing, you like coconut,
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  Nothing coconut. I don't like cocu water like coconut water is it tastes like
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  somebody drinking. So here's the thing. I'm doing coconut oil. When I
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  was in I was in college and they was handing out free vited cocoa and
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  the later the little white girl gave me something. I didn't like those and
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  I sprained out and I was like, the one of you, not the
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  ship for free fucking sucks. You know. I used coconut water in my
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  smoothies just because regular like the coconut has like a little something more than water
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  if I use that. But I'm not getting more as I'm not gonna drink
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  that ship plain She's yeah, I tried that ship printed. That ship was
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  worth shoo, Nah, that's not. Its body armor is good, though,
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  you know what else was good? C four use code v NTS pod
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  off on C four. Yep th h E p O D on checkout.
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  Use that code you get twenty percent off on all C four orders. C
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  four goes down easy. That's crazy, can god na? Bro? I
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  had C four the other day. It was a great workout, but boys,
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  I mash made the hell out of my ship's crazy over dry. Let's
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  see over dry. You ever see when he goes off camera because he's like
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  he had to avoid the guidelines and he just like turns his head like,
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  bro, like what he's doing. He definitely will get suspended all that.
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  I take this to a private place, must avoid TikTok guidelines. Speaking of
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  my seven percent, seeing they go on TikTok. He marinated his hot dogs
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  first or putting it? Yeah, what I think I saw that, Like
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  he had like different like whatever, but he was marinating. I was like,
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  why not? What do you mean? Why not? It's it's a
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  fucking hot dog, not flaming. You put the ship on the butt and
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  eat it. Like but if you got time, even got a time,
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  an actual steak quality meat? Mary name some salmonig I don't know, Mary,
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  something that's worth right. I'm just named Dino chicken nuggets. Like what
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  are you doing? I mean today's selection we had I'm a nice squad and
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  a nice barbecue reduction and that should probably would a Hawaiian pineapple. I seem
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  to do like grind up hot dogs and then like pipe it with a piping
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  bag. What he didn't? Wait, like he ground up hot dogs with
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  water and stuff like so it's like a like a like consistent. Yeah,
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  he made a hot dog. He piped it onto a bun. But but
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  it was like that's how you make a hot dog. But why you But
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  I don't know why. He had a lot for real, Like he made
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  it into beef. I made it into cat food. I see the dude
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  make ice cultures make up, and he sold it sold a lot of time
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  it got to the people, it was just hot. It was just hot
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  dog. So you will see a picture of a wood like before, like
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  with the mold. But by the time it got to you and it'll be
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  like this is number ninety four out of three or seven, and people were
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  actually sit here like I'm looking at that. It's like, why the fuck
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  do I have a job? Wait, where the fuck is he getting all
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  that hot dog water? He made bunch of hot dogs munch of hot dogs
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  and then just like froze it and then just used to them trying to make
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  carve it into a hot dog on a hot So wait, wait, wait,
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  wait is it I'm gonna show you he bought a bunch of hot dogs,
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  boiled them, bolt them hot dogs out, don't neate the hot dogs.
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  You're like homeless people. Okay, Like he did do that. He
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  did do something nice with dogs, so that's why I was like, but
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  then you let lishness pass because he did something, because something. I mean,
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  I don't want to say this what I hate when I see tiktoks of
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  like people, when people like waste food on the internet for like just for
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  like stuff. It looks like that shit pisses me off. Fair enough,
• 19:15
  Yeah, somebody's like I was waiting, I waiting for that to let the
• 19:21
  listener get the joke off this big out when we do a clip. When
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  we do the clip right, let me freeze and then LA just put insert
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  your fat joke in and I'm gonna just wait and just have just have a
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  little clock. I thought you want to say something more controversial. No,
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  I just hate when people, I really it really these when people donate on
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  these people food. No, not like that because it seems fake, because
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  I hate that she took all them hot dogs and like fucking threw them out.
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  I don't Yeah, I reported it now. I see what you're Yeah,
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  of course they're mad. Of course you hate food wasting. Two dog's
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  not gonna be wasting food. I could have had all in the same shitty
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  I could have went hot dog eating contest by myself. Bro, that's a
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  weak supply hot dogs. What the hell is going on here? Actually?
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  Like ever't watch people who like eat? Yeah, they just be that's discussion.
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  The hot dogs in the water. There's a reason for that, because
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  I know why. It's still very hard to look very disgusted, because I
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  mean, my hot dogs buns like moist. It ruins my day. Oh
• 20:41
  yeah, it's not. It's not fun. But they train. I don't
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  care. I saw it was one weirds that when you when you take the
• 20:48
  ketchup out of the fridge and don't shake it up and you get the whole
• 20:53
  river in your your hot dog and go down first. I really squeeze it
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  down to stink first. Oh and the dude just mut it still, does
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  it? Yeah? The dude just put like a bunch of water on the
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  video, just like on his hot dog. Like it's like not a bunch.
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  I hate that. You don't even want to touch the bunch. I'm
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  just want to eat the hot dog with porking knife. Fork knife. I
• 21:17
  put put a little catch up on the side and that at that point you
• 21:19
  just cut the hot dog. Put in this beans blanket. You love some
• 21:25
  beanies, still eat it. I'm still eating right, beanie whenies beanie wheenies,
• 21:30
  I was just called pork and beans. I call it pork and bean.
• 21:33
  I've never heard of beanie pork and beans? Is the beans just the
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  beans? No? No, but happened not the hot dog. It's not
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  what the hot dogs called pork and bean. I mean in the hood,
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  that's what we call it. In the hood, we called pork and beans.
• 21:48
  Chop up some hot dogs put up in there. That was a good
• 21:52
  struggle meal. Is that the top tier struggle meal? No? No,
• 21:56
  the top tier struggle meal, Like your favorite sandwich is a top tier Still,
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  what is fucking instant ramen? Bro, You gotta just ass some water
• 22:07
  and instant ram is very overrated, very very very I'll go on that take
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  right, very very very I love ramen, especially any type of ramen.
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  Honestly, you like at the endo me, I don't know what you got
• 22:22
  a pause, Mike, Oh, because it's another fat sir, how like
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  you don't like it's food, nigga, it's probably because it makes them full
• 22:37
  too long, he can't eat again. But the Indo me ramen, that's
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  like that's what the real like Asian people eat. So you know it's a
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  little it has like a it has the noodles of course, then it has
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  like an oil packet, and then it has like amen the one that it
• 22:55
  has like all the frozen one. Yeah, and he's just like Microwaves.
• 22:59
  I had my ramen dealer sent me a nice Indo met ramen textures. The
• 23:07
  black dude always reviews all the food and like Texas and like North Carolina and
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  ship every time he eats the cur he just be eating regular shit. And
• 23:15
  he always the Popeye's biscuit. Hole, No, not him. He's an
• 23:22
  animal. Hell yeah, he swallowed the post when that's how this nigga was
• 23:26
  eating without swallowing his food, I'm like he was that nigga put the biscuit
• 23:30
  in his mouth like it was like an Then he put honey on his fingers.
• 23:34
  After the fact, he ate that biscuit like it was a pringle.
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  He's like, oh, I'm trying to I said, this is why first
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  time he's a sin. I'm like, this is exactly why, because that's
• 23:45
  what God was thinking. Disgusting. Yes, that's what guy was looking at.
• 23:49
  That was like, you should be able to go to hell for that.
• 23:52
  Speaking of pop eyes, sweet and spicy wings as good as hell.
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  Really haven't had it. It just came out and spicy. Is it like
• 24:00
  it's like a sauce. It's pretty much that whatever that sweet and spicy sauce
• 24:03
  they had. Speaking of that, they got the six pieces. I think
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  I'm starting to open up my palette to a little bit spicier. Man.
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  Okay, it's gonna be a lot of Keep going, Mike's gonna eat more
• 24:18
  food kids. Balance again, pause again, keep going. Wait to spicy
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  food though. So I've been eating mild wings lately. Oh my god,
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  next topic, Oh god, mild Mike, No, no, no no.
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  I also had a bag of hot fries. Oh my god, those
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  ain't even hot. Thanks. Next fries are hot? No, not not
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  hot, they are hot. You couldn't even bag of hot fries. I
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  mean you, just because I was for some reason, I was craving them,
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  and I was like, oh, these are good, they're hot.
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  Yeah, I'm pregnant, like you did that to yourself myself that number four
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  I will play. You said hot fries are hot. You are hot from
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  a nigga who said mild and spicy. They're nasty. But they're not hot.
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  They're not nasty, they're different. All those fries, the better ones
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  are the cheat the Cheddar fries are hot, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting.
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  You are outside your rabbit ass. I don't know how you're even saying all
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  those fries variations? Keep them? Wow, what's your favorite chip? Keenan?
• 25:44
  My favorite chips? Because you know what, I can't trust your chipping
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  pee because you tried it out those horrible ass white Cheddar popcorn earlier. And
• 25:52
  you were telling us that ship was good. Break that ship was fucking d
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  disgusting. I told them I couldn't break. I don't agree with you.
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  I can let you know you're right. Wow. Oh so you let us
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  all suffer and eat that bullshit just so you couldn't admit you ever admitted that
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  by the way, what on this podcast ever? Ever? Not podcasting podcast?
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  And he did it. I was spite so the only job Mini was
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  wrong. It is out of s This is what we deal with every day,
• 26:22
  and you love me. I want to know what's what's favorite favorite trip?
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  So we got hers honey barbecue, the wave them ships and they put
• 26:32
  enough seasoning on it. Sometimes they do, but little naked. But when
• 26:36
  you get the one with the double side, you like a lot of hitting,
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  Like I promise you just nothing. Those I feel like yours just regular
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  lazies, ain't it? Na? Na? I can see Mike like my
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  favorite chips lightly salted, probably sour creaming onion, sour cream and cheddar and
• 26:56
  sour cream ruffles. That's mine. Both of y'all are discussing what the cheddar
• 27:07
  in sour cream? No, that's disgusting. Those are nastiest? Hell?
• 27:11
  Are you out of the are nastiest? Hell. I don't want anybody ever
• 27:15
  say anything about I never remember my real I can see how you could not
• 27:21
  like it. I like it's not it's it's cheddar and sour cream. The
• 27:25
  baked Yeah, I like the baked lays cheddar on the baked one. Yes,
• 27:27
  there is edd Really? Those are nasty? Mike Lam, what's your
• 27:32
  favorite chip? I really don't even eat chips like that. I like,
• 27:36
  I like pretzels. You are an old like the honey mustard ones met he
• 27:53
  got the big, he got the he got the bucket with the rods and
• 27:57
  ship. I like the little. This is gonna tell if he's old.
• 28:06
  Do you eat the sour dough pretzels? No? Okay, because ones like
• 28:10
  the ones that are like look like a waffle almost squares buttery. Ones have
• 28:15
  those with some peanut butter. I'm snacking peanut butter. It's me really a
• 28:21
  little You take that before I have to you medication? Put it in the
• 28:27
  snack on the bottom. Nobody likes salting vinegar, all right? No,
• 28:32
  I like do, but only the kettle cook. Yeah, it depends on
• 28:36
  its on the brand. Only the kettle cook salt. And I can't even
• 28:37
  stand the smell. You just want your breath to stink everything you say.
• 28:41
  I just want your breath to stink. That's what the cheddarstur cream is.
• 28:45
  You ain't got no us cream? Is gum? What? And I keep
• 28:51
  listening in my car Listerine strips. You ain't walking on you try to get
• 28:56
  a list, worre you just gonna give the higher do habitasno, Lulu,
• 29:02
  Hey, you see the game yesterday? How about them nicks? You know
• 29:07
  it's also nasty people that like this, the Cheddar sun chips. Yo,
• 29:11
  you're Joe. I don't like those. You don't like? Yo? You
• 29:15
  do you like cheese? I will suck up some Doritos Cheddar sun chips.
• 29:21
  Those are not a sauce of one regular Doritos were checking? Yeah, how
• 29:26
  fuck up a back of Doritos? I like blue all the like the tear
• 29:34
  you just like, Oh no, no no, the Cheddar on the Cheddar
• 29:40
  sun chips. You just don't like Cheddar. Bro I don't like like you
• 29:44
  don't like Cheddar, don't I don't like Cheddar. We just name my five
• 29:48
  Cheddar thing. You don't because it don't taste like Cheddar tastes like ass.
• 29:52
  Do you take booty flakes grinded up? Put it on a chip. That's
• 29:55
  what all that shit tastes like. You know, booty fleas tastes like maybe
• 29:57
  the episode of SpongeBob Disgusting. Yeah is good? Na get me the blue
• 30:04
  bag the regular. What's your favorite favorite chip? Uh? Yeah, I
• 30:11
  don't know. I feel like the blue bag Doritos is very uh or maybe
• 30:14
  the purple bag. The sweet chili, Yeah, sweet chili is good.
• 30:17
  Yeah, but also, like I said, I like the cheddar bait lays.
• 30:19
  The sweet chili pop corners that's actually might be sweet chili pop pop corners
• 30:23
  are delicious in my opinion. What is the popcorn that was in. It's
• 30:26
  like a air fried air way. Not the three d ones right, No,
• 30:34
  it's like a boo chicken pop boom chicken pops. It's made out of
• 30:41
  corn and it's just like air for air popped or pops pop corners. Yes,
• 30:45
  like popcorners. Yes, okay, it's like little puffs that are like
• 30:48
  triangles. I don't even know what that is. I want to look at
• 30:49
  it. The kettle corn ones, I keep those in my house. Then
• 30:55
  they got the spicy chili more old kettle corner. It's sweet, it's salty.
• 31:00
  I actually I don't think i've ever seen let me see, all right,
• 31:03
  I have my phone in my hand. I'm gonna go like that.
• 31:04
  Oh okay, okay, those are good. Yeah, those are good.
• 31:07
  Those are great. Crunch great texture. That was good. You know we've
• 31:11
  got a great texture. It's like a healthy name puffcorn. I ever have
• 31:14
  puffcorn. Yeah, they look like they're sppos to be healthy. Yeah,
• 31:18
  that's where they eat flavor. Yeah, they look like the rice cakes.
• 31:22
  I wouldn't have had some look like rice cakes, flavor rice cakes, A
• 31:30
  nice chocolate rice cake. I got like older Mike, Michael, What Michael,
• 31:38
  you've never seen the chocolate rice cakes. I'm not what you must be
• 31:48
  like. You must be in the Excel section of the grocery store. We're
• 31:51
  not doing it. That's a very common thing. It's right, the next
• 31:59
  right, the whole purpose of eating rice cakes is to eat healthy, not
• 32:02
  put chocolate on top of it. It's still very healthy, like ninety calories,
• 32:07
  like we're talking about. You only have one cake chocolate on them.
• 32:10
  It's like chocolate chocolate flavored. I thought you put chocolate on it's not even
• 32:15
  really, it's like a light drizzle. Yeah no, no, no,
• 32:17
  no, it's like it's like a dip into hunger. It's like a light
• 32:21
  dusting of chocolate, this decent chocolate. No, no, no, no,
• 32:24
  it's literally like if you took a regular rice cake and like dusted some
• 32:29
  chocolate on the top. Of the word. It just sounds crazy. They
• 32:31
  also got the caramel ones. They got the cinnamon apple on apple white shaddar
• 32:37
  I have and lightly salted you know, just they just sound healthier than a
• 32:40
  chocolate glazed. I didn't say glaze. When you say glaze, it adds
• 32:46
  another fat elements. I said chocolate rice cakes. And you're laughing mad hard.
• 32:54
  So when you calm down, when you start off with the first word
• 32:58
  is chocolate. Yeah, just rice cakes. He probably looked up some like
• 33:08
  a moon pie. He looked up some flagrant shit. I just chocolate ice
• 33:15
  cakes. He looked up some holes that looked like a moon cakes. Yeah.
• 33:21
  No, it's it's just it's like that. Yeah, it's not crazy
• 33:22
  that that. I don't know, Okay, it just it just it didn't
• 33:29
  sound You have a bite into a moon pie the yellow ones and you think
• 33:31
  it's limits. Actually, but no, I was born in nineteen ninety three.
• 33:36
  I was born in ninety two. I've never had those farm Bubba.
• 33:44
  It's it's it's like a little cookie and there's marks money between it and like
• 33:46
  they dip into like frosting. You got you get that at the back of
• 33:50
  the bus. No nigga No, it's same thing as all the it's deady
• 33:53
  cakes. What the fuck? No? I never had a moon you know,
• 33:58
  you know, you know when you know what, you get a Debby
• 34:00
  cake when you go to vote and you guess how many correct I guess how
• 34:04
  many marbles in the jar? They let you vote, and then they give
• 34:07
  you a Debby cake. Yeah, I never had what it is for.
• 34:09
  Speaking of lemon, though, I would go with this is really turned into
• 34:13
  puffs. I don't like lemons. They have flamont che puffs. What I
• 34:16
  thought they just had regular flame hot chee. You just eating hot stuff,
• 34:21
  So you're right, I'm not abreast. I don't like lemon flavor stuff like
• 34:24
  lemon pie. I mean, so what's the flavor you? I know mines
• 34:29
  is coconut, mines will probably be lemon. What lemen is the lemon girl
• 34:34
  Scout cookies nigga nigga cookie nigga nigga. I can't even like almost eat them
• 34:42
  those best flavor, ye, So I will sit there and eat that whole
• 34:45
  ships down by. I never had a lemon meringue pie like the little the
• 34:49
  pis that be having a first job that was lemon pound. Disgusting what my
• 34:59
  mom, what's the poundcake with the icing that's lemon? No, it was
• 35:04
  just that ship. I can't do what when the powncake? No lemon at
• 35:10
  the soul food that should be extra desserts. Yeah, I can't do no
• 35:15
  lemon bro lemke like they do something different frost and whatever. I think it's
• 35:19
  a lack of technology. Yeah, they using the old fashioned recipes because boy,
• 35:22
  they turned in that butter by hand. Baby cream they'd be putting in
• 35:25
  the donuts. I'm like, this is real, it's real cream. This
• 35:30
  is really not the creamiest cream. So much queen so cool, it's so
• 35:36
  sick. I'm so queeny. It's so queeny. Oh my god, I
• 35:39
  don't know. I couldn't. Haven't even talked about We haven't talked about anything.
• 35:45
  Everybody said their favorite chip probably here, Yeah, telling Kwan, you're
• 35:54
  not You're not excused. What's your favorite chip? Young man? It's probably
• 35:59
  between will Range Thretos and Ladies Sire Criminalion chips were strong, huh strong,
• 36:06
  both variety packs chips nice solid. You had a lot of variety packs when
• 36:08
  you were younger. I can tell a lot of fun packs you had to
• 36:15
  share between your brothers. Last you know, the worst we had the variety
• 36:20
  packs Fritos you love with the fucking FreeDOS at the end. I did that
• 36:24
  to myself because I was the only one. It's not like fritos are nasty.
• 36:29
  It's just like this is what they are, not nasty. It's just
• 36:31
  like me and it's super salty, bro so much it's not good. And
• 36:37
  when as a child you got blown the Freedo because it's too salty, Yeah
• 36:39
  you had to blow. Yeah it's too much, but the blow blowing on
• 36:45
  it makes it less salty. I've never seen the salt on there, like
• 36:49
  really, it's not a pretzel, not white golf salt on a fucking freedom
• 36:53
  Like, yeah, this is crazy. Psychos blown off the chip. Nigga
• 36:58
  should be salty. But I feel my my pressure going up at nine?
• 37:02
  At nine? Why is my arm hurt? Team? Why is my arm
• 37:09
  hurting? My whole right side? Is it's feeling? It's tingling. I
• 37:14
  got a headache all of a sudden at nine My head hurt and I'm sleep
• 37:20
  vision's getting blurry all from a bag of Fridos. All right, Well that's
• 37:25
  that's that's food. How's everybody's weak man? How how is everybody. I'm
• 37:31
  gonna start with Keenan, how are you budd good Man good you know it's
• 37:37
  the holiday weekend. We had a little kick. It is Labor Day currently
• 37:44
  had you know the fam over fan by, you know, friends, friends
• 37:47
  and family. Uh, I don't say, we're just back heads, just
• 37:50
  vibing. Man. No, it wasn't nice. It was another classic,
• 37:54
  uh Keenan's house banger exactly, very nice vibes. Elsie was DJ and the
• 38:00
  spread was nice, exactly, a nice variety of foods like it was hot.
• 38:06
  But the thing is is like you two for laughing. Yeah, that's
• 38:10
  not always looking at looking at me. We'll get there, Yeah, yeah,
• 38:15
  we'll get get to him. Okay. Yeah, So so it was
• 38:21
  it was a good night all until it wasn't. Oh my god, because
• 38:24
  you know my boy Elsie here did his best rendition of our boy Adams.
• 38:31
  If y'all are a viewer, y'all know who Adam is. Me, I
• 38:35
  know what Adam is, y'all know what what he was. I don't know
• 38:38
  what that's how he came to be? Yes, yes, how you no
• 38:45
  longer? Yes, yeah, we're still working through it, clearly exactly.
• 38:53
  Yeah. Yeah, So I thought I thought I heard him yesterday, but
• 38:57
  I yeah. But that's the fuck up part. What'd you say to me
• 39:01
  earlier? You said Elsie tried to do or try to ferndition my boy ad
• 39:07
  him. Yeah, I'm just like, I don't know Adam, but the
• 39:09
  only thing I know about him is that is dead. So he was like,
• 39:14
  he was like, died, he try almost died yesterday. He's like
• 39:16
  the fuck Yeah, yeah, no, Elsie. I didn't know about it
• 39:21
  because I had left. I come back and then I hear he's like,
• 39:23
  yeah, your boy passed out. Hey. I was like, who the
• 39:25
  who this is? Kid? His dad telling me he was like, yeah,
• 39:30
  man, he was laid out. I was like, damn laid out.
• 39:38
  Nah man, that's my first time ever passing out. By the way,
• 39:40
  I've never fainted nothing like that. I never not even almost. But
• 39:45
  I was chilling scenario. I've been here. I got here like three thirty
• 39:49
  three thirty almost four. It was hot as hell yesterday, so I was
• 39:53
  here just chilling the whole time, just drinking, smoking hookah, smoking weed,
• 39:58
  a little bit, every thing but water. So at this time it's
• 40:01
  like it's like ten thirty, so I'm sitting there smoking Hooka and I finally
• 40:06
  stand up. I was like, oh, I'm lit. I'm like,
• 40:08
  I'm real lit. But if you smoke hooky, you know, take big
• 40:13
  puffs of that ship and if you like, if you sit here and take
• 40:15
  fifteen deep inhales, you're gonna feel something. It was just him over there,
• 40:20
  but you and Hooka. So I stand up. Originally I stumbled and
• 40:23
  I'm like, oh shit, I'm about to go down bucking ran into a
• 40:27
  chair and bust my ass. But then I woke up everybody in my face.
• 40:30
  I'm like, ship bro, because listen, he fell right here at
• 40:34
  the l So I'm talking to Keyana and I just I don't even see I
• 40:38
  hear it. It was the loudest drop I've ever heard, and I see
• 40:42
  Elzy like his head just missed the concrete, like it was right at the
• 40:45
  edge of the pool where like, to be honest, you could have snapped
• 40:49
  her neck a little bit too the chair, but but hit, he missed
• 40:53
  the concrete. Things hit might have guy wet. I'm solid. My hair
• 40:58
  was wet. And then like be over here like, oh, should be
• 41:00
  trying to pick the nigga up, and he's looking at us. But he's
• 41:04
  not saying anything, and I'm like ni, like ope speak nigga. Like
• 41:09
  like, I was like, let me the pool. This is recalled the
• 41:14
  Ambulan said it was barbecue. You thought it was bloody. Yeah, like
• 41:19
  like he landed on chicken and like it's dark outside, so you just see
• 41:23
  splatter and I'm like, oh shit, like this nigga just I'm like,
• 41:25
  yo, grab him. I'm like gray, oh no, his bone damn.
• 41:40
  Then once I came to, I was like, oh, I definitely
• 41:43
  passed out. And then there were they give me water and stuff, and
• 41:46
  then once I came in and sat down, I was like, yeah,
• 41:47
  I was just bro. It was because because normally at these things around like
• 41:52
  seven eight o'clock, els sleep in the pools. He got a playlist going.
• 41:57
  He's just on a floaty, just knocked out. He never got in
• 42:00
  the pool this time, so like he was just sitting there cooking literally literally
• 42:06
  and literally cooking. I'm telling you. When I stood up, I was
• 42:08
  like, yeah, it's over. But we was like yeah, no,
• 42:12
  wa ain't doing this faint shit again. Yeah. I literally got one video
• 42:15
  right before it happened. Really that was what I posted. Wow. And
• 42:17
  then the party was over. Yeah done, damn YEA other than that was
• 42:22
  a great time. Oh it was. It was a good time. And
• 42:27
  you don't ever passed out before out? No, almost did it ten but
• 42:31
  I sat down. Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen people. I've seen
• 42:35
  a lot of people pass out where I mean, yeah, in the club,
• 42:39
  I seen people see drunk people, but i've seen people passed out from
• 42:43
  who could before. I ain't gonna talk about that now what we're gonna bring
• 42:45
  that shit back up? You remember that game the motherfuckers used to play.
• 42:50
  Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I've seen people passed up. I seen
• 42:53
  that once. I wasn't even gonna speak about it because I ain't trying to
• 42:55
  bring that up. People forgot about it. But I've seen some do that
• 43:00
  once in like a year. No, all the kids doing it got to
• 43:02
  die. Yeah all my cousin. My cousin was doing it too. I'm
• 43:06
  like, yeah, no, that's stupid. Yeah yeah, I saw that
• 43:09
  one. Yeah, I saw that one. Stupid middle school Nigga's whole Bodies
• 43:13
  winning. I was like, yeah, no, no, thank you.
• 43:15
  He hit his head on the door frame, Jesus shaking him Like, no,
• 43:19
  y'all were stupid. Yeah, that's that's a lot. I was stupid.
• 43:21
  No, speaking of almost giant. I tried to do a cart wood
• 43:25
  the day. Shut up, Mike did it? No you did? Dig
• 43:29
  didn't. No, you didn't. I did say no, you didn't like
• 43:31
  you not swear to God leave you? Why why where's the video? I
• 43:38
  didn't have it on video? No, somebody had that video because there's a
• 43:43
  whole There had to be a whole conversation. I was it was and what
• 43:45
  you can it was? It was. It was a whole conversation. So
• 43:50
  me and my girl in my room with children watching TV, and I don't
• 43:52
  know how it came up. And I was just like, yeah, something.
• 43:58
  I forget how it even came up. Yeah, you got the visual,
• 44:01
  right, what's the vision? I ain't even being what's the visual?
• 44:07
  The visual of you doing a cart with you trying to do a cart one
• 44:10
  and you just just landing on your To'll be honest, I don't know where
• 44:15
  you landing for real, alright, So he landed on the side. Had
• 44:21
  to know what you got outside down. I'm said something like, yeah,
• 44:23
  you make me want something like I'm gonna do a cart wheel and she was
• 44:28
  like, baby, you can't do a cart wheil. I was like,
• 44:30
  hold on, yes I can. I was like, she was like,
• 44:32
  when's the last time you did a car where I'm like, my like ten
• 44:35
  fifteen years ago, I can still do it. I'm like it's not a
• 44:37
  hard things like baby, you can't do And I was like, you know
• 44:42
  me being me, all right, we'll go outside right now, I'll do
• 44:45
  a car whel She's like, all right, babe, I get in and
• 44:47
  I put on my flip flops, had tank top on. Of course I
• 44:51
  had the tank cartel and flip flops and it fella had the titty out.
• 44:53
  Oh no. The city stayed very contained because I like he was sleeping on
• 44:59
  the what have my have my head tucked in? You just be looking at
• 45:09
  him like, hey, friends, I know I never got hot in there.
• 45:15
  Well good night. Let me just tuck you in back here. Let
• 45:23
  me go on back in there. Not you trying to escape what you're doing.
• 45:30
  You can't go nowhere, come back in here, prison break, I
• 45:34
  need you believe going back to Alcatraz. All right, So go outside and
• 45:42
  it's like you know when you're about to do the car with where you like
• 45:45
  you do that that move. I felt my whole body not want to do
• 45:50
  that. And I was like, oh, hold up, hold up,
• 45:52
  all right, I like, let me stress, let me shake things out
• 45:54
  a little bit. I'm like, this might not be what I thought it
• 45:58
  used to be. With Pro. It's still very toxic and show like,
• 46:02
  of course you can't. Your girl she's out here watching you now. She
• 46:06
  wants to build a life with you. You can't not do a cart wheel
• 46:09
  and in front of her, it's so I'm like, I'm about to bend
• 46:15
  and doing I'm like, so I try to do it. I get both
• 46:21
  I actually get both hands on the ground. My right leg comes up,
• 46:25
  but then immediately everything comes down, like I go whoop, Like I just
• 46:34
  I don't even know what happened. I start my I don't remember putting my
• 46:37
  both hands on the floor, and I just remember sitting up on my butt
• 46:40
  like this just days, Like what the fuck just happened? You didn't do
• 46:46
  a car and I did not do a car wheel, but she gave you
• 46:51
  know, She's like, well, you did better than I thought you were
• 46:52
  gonna got. You've got both hands on the ground cart wheel challenge when you
• 46:59
  try to do it every day for a month straight. Kyle I'll be dead
• 47:01
  at D four because he's gonna get to the part where both we actually come
• 47:07
  up and the body's gonna drop back. Yeah, give myself a jecking tombstone,
• 47:12
  like the undertaking. You know what that made me. I never tell
• 47:15
  you out the time that me and Mike was playing basketball. No, yeah,
• 47:19
  I told you that. I'm pretty sure when Mike, Mike went for
• 47:22
  the rebound, we just outside shooting and you know I shot the shot,
• 47:31
  I miss it. Mike went to go get for the rebounds, so like
• 47:35
  rebound was a little y, so like you know how like you jump and
• 47:37
  go reach, so like he went out and go like like he went to
• 47:42
  go to stay stationary, but like so his body went one way, but
• 47:45
  his feet was like where we're going, and he just went boom. I'm
• 47:51
  like, Mike, I'm not coordinated. I'm not very coordinated, and underestimated
• 47:57
  doesn't help the non coordination. Bro he felt so hard. He being bigger
• 48:00
  just makes the uncoordinated ship go quicker because I hit the ground fast. His
• 48:05
  mind thought he was in a younger, smaller body. Yeah, he was
• 48:07
  feeling loose. He was like, oh I remember this. It was like
• 48:12
  but then they was like, check yourself, you're wrecking yourself. I remember
• 48:15
  this, the top went, the bottom part stayed and just yep, as
• 48:20
  we're getting the old duty you man. Who yeah, yeah, that was
• 48:24
  That was two realizations that let me know I was old last night m that
• 48:29
  cart wheel and then the night before when I left it, when I left
• 48:32
  when I left here, right, little, we'll have a little have a
• 48:37
  little couple of drinks in me how mayor mayor Juana and me. You know
• 48:42
  what I'm saying, feeling nice off the nice vibes, you know. And
• 48:45
  I brought my car over. She's feeling it too, you know what I'm
• 48:49
  saying. We're on the way back, like you know, okay, poundtown
• 48:52
  time. I'm like, okay, we're about to do this. And we
• 48:57
  both are communicating like you we're about to do this, like we're about to.
• 49:01
  It's a little bit of talking like oh, we can't fuck just yet.
• 49:05
  We gotta let it mirror name a little bit. You know what I'm
• 49:07
  saying. When I get you home, when I get you you know what
• 49:13
  I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. We're getting the hot but she
• 49:15
  was getting the room. Next thing I knew I'm thinking like, yeah,
• 49:22
  I'm getting in the bed. You know, just give it like five minutes,
• 49:25
  cause I don't want to be a heathen and go straight to like you
• 49:28
  know, straight to you know, doing the you know, the neck kissing.
• 49:31
  You want to have some kouth. You know what I'm saying. Oh
• 49:36
  h huh, I said, that's how I know you're old. Younger Michael
• 49:38
  probably would have been like, oh, I'm going straight. I can't even
• 49:42
  continue. Younger would No, No, four players would have been to start
• 49:46
  rubbing Mike, Mike. Mike would have been to start tickling the game,
• 49:52
  tickling the lady penis in that drive. I wouldn't. I wouldn't even look
• 50:02
  my finger. I just went down like ye, don't do a quality check
• 50:08
  first, just go straight to or to just or just started a fire.
• 50:13
  Oh man, man, yeah, nobody ever started to fire with you.
• 50:19
  Nah bat, we won't go Yeah, nigga, no dirty fingernail. What
• 50:25
  you're doing? You even fucking look at me first? No, you ain't
• 50:31
  even kiss me. You're trying. You're trying to enter my vagina. But
• 50:39
  I get hands washed. You got grace. I didn't understand that then I
• 50:43
  get it now. I think I always understood that. I didn't understand that.
• 50:49
  No, I just ate some I just I just had some hot fries.
• 50:59
  Let's see, how welcome to that once I'm your roast Michael hot fingers,
• 51:08
  and my guess to day it is random college pussy. We're gonna start
• 51:14
  a real light. Start a real light. With each each finger gets hotter.
• 51:21
  The just a damn Lillian Jewels, my my right thumb, scolty million
• 51:37
  Schofield jewels. What we're gonna do. I'm gonna take my thumb here,
• 51:45
  and I'm gonna go from the hood of the clearest all the way down your
• 51:49
  buttle, and then we're gonna see what you feel there. There's milks doon't
• 51:54
  stand by if you need it, don't worry. I take you're asking a
• 51:58
  bucket of milk. Like it's like in the cartoons. What's that time with
• 52:07
  Jay Left Probably love to be a student, bro. I was watching a
• 52:19
  clip of Like the People Who Did, like the Eddie Eddie voiceovers. He
• 52:23
  was like, what I'm saying, ed he got a whole monologue. No,
• 52:28
  no, no, Eddie got a whole monologue. Double d got a
• 52:30
  whole monologue. But the edge just like but that's all he said. That's
• 52:34
  all he said. I think he had no lines. Brother, just that
• 52:38
  last dad hit that butt hole. Yep, we've been talking about it.
• 52:49
  We was talking like Mike was talking about how like I didn't say an,
• 52:55
  I didn't say a motherfucking durn got defert And then once you go to the
• 53:00
  islands to get the jerk eye, they're jerk. Okay, I just ate
• 53:04
  two pound jerk chicken. Let's see where we go there. Man, touch
• 53:13
  anybody, bro All, don't do that. Yeah, yeah, listen,
• 53:21
  because I know a lot of our listeners are younger guys. If you are
• 53:25
  so lucky to be graced with the attention of a young woman, she's gonna
• 53:30
  let you touch her vagina, wash your hands first, Like, make sure
• 53:34
  you check your fingernails. Your fingernails aren't supposed to be black underneath. When
• 53:38
  it's black underneath, it's far an objection there. And you don't want to
• 53:44
  put that, You don't want object you don't want to put far an objection
• 53:46
  in the vagina. Yeah, ship, right now, I'm not fit to
• 53:52
  be touching those cookies right now. I'm at this point, you know what
• 53:54
  I'm saying. I'm looking pretty good. I couldn't want not in my best
• 53:59
  condition. Brush. I'm gonna get mine before the cruise hands brush, then
• 54:04
  the brush under the nails. Drop the gym for the young man. What
• 54:07
  do they need? Well, it's mainly when we use them when they have
• 54:08
  like the long nails or whatever. So I wanna wash my hands. They
• 54:13
  have like a little brush you can scrub under your nails while you wash your
• 54:15
  hands. I would like that a lot. The chef you can get like
• 54:19
  the dollars storm. Yeah, I don't put that on my just do that
• 54:22
  with my teeth. What you snow like? Oh no, il l are
• 54:29
  you saying that you take your teeth to get the gut? You nasty bitch
• 54:34
  dirt. I don't believe you. I don't need it. I don't believe.
• 54:37
  I don't believe that he could be lying for podcast purposes. Do we
• 54:43
  doubt it though? No? No. I can see Mike right there at
• 54:46
  the desk his office. Just okay, you nat got on my co worker
• 54:54
  here, co work over there looking up like this. The fun was that?
• 55:00
  Is that? Is it raining? Is it raining fingernails? What's that
• 55:07
  was that? You know what? I don't know what if you're doing in
• 55:12
  lunch from you, you're expecting to go this way. But it went that
• 55:14
  with landing on somebody sandwich. I knew he was gonna say that. I
• 55:16
  don't that. What are you stop? You nah? You tell Nope.
• 55:22
  Now you can't say anything about that. You can't say don't say that.
• 55:28
  Yeah, you can't just stop like, hey, you don't eat that?
• 55:30
  I got a fingernail. What it's like? How Yeah, that's crazy because
• 55:35
  you're just gonna think it turned and the trajectory just was like, oh,
• 55:42
  you see the dude that sabotaged his own sandwich at work because an economy.
• 55:49
  Yeah, and the dude was just like he can't be mad. No,
• 55:52
  nope, No, that's what you get from eating people, what you get
• 55:54
  for eating other people's ship. Doing that is dirty. Eating somebody else's food
• 55:59
  from the Yeah that she is tracked. You don't even know what they have,
• 56:01
  Like, I don't people food at the potlocks that too. No.
• 56:06
  I called out a work so I missed the potlock, came back. The
• 56:10
  manager she quit, So I was like, was it the pot It's a
• 56:15
  bad polock. Somebody put raisins in the mac and cheese. You see,
• 56:23
  you see some interesting things at these pot looks. Bro. There was a
• 56:28
  lady at my old job, you know, a long long time agose days
• 56:31
  long, yeah, almost a year worth. But she were bringing like like
• 56:37
  she had a candy jar on her desk. Why did her candy jar?
• 56:40
  I have cat hairing it, like all through that bitch and I'm like like
• 56:47
  on the inside of it. So it's no, like it was just all
• 56:52
  stuff and her cat and all over the candy. It's like, if your
• 56:57
  candy jar looks like this, I'm not eating your food, your pre pack,
• 57:00
  I'm not eating your food because it's cat airing in yes, exact nine.
• 57:06
  You know what that's people those people that are way too comfortable with the
• 57:09
  animals a new animals, but like, yeah, I'm coming. There's no
• 57:15
  damn dog hair in my food. That's a different level of comfortability. Yeah,
• 57:21
  but you know how I feel like animals. I think animals don't even
• 57:22
  be in the just go away to being don't even be in the house.
• 57:28
  Those are the opinions of Michael Winfish just be in there. No, they
• 57:31
  could be in the house. Just stay on my kitchen. Yeah, cats
• 57:36
  jumping on the counter, stay staying in crates. No, no, you
• 57:39
  canna walk around. No, No, you have one designated area. You
• 57:44
  can come in the living room maybe, and that's that's it, the living
• 57:49
  room and your crate. And it's been create in the living room. It
• 57:52
  might be somewhere else other than the room. Room. It's the room next
• 57:54
  to the room. Yeah, so there's no leeway for mistakes like why are
• 58:00
  you in the dining room? Get the fuck out? Why why are you
• 58:02
  in the kitchen? I'll kill you. And here in the bedroom, you're
• 58:07
  dead. Animals in the bedroom, people that be sleeping with their dogs.
• 58:09
  I'm like, Nope, that's weird. It's weird. Why no, because
• 58:15
  I didn't Actually, it's pure laziness. What do you mean? Because when
• 58:20
  he was a puppy, he was like crying in his crate and I was
• 58:22
  like, boy, I am not doing that. Just hop in the bed.
• 58:25
  He stopped crying. So I heard something that you just throw a blanket
• 58:29
  over the crate. They didn't work. It worked when it worked for me,
• 58:34
  just because now they can't see. Shit's like, oh, ain't nothing
• 58:37
  out there. It's not a parrot. I mean, my dog still knew
• 58:42
  I was in the room. I guess your crate was in the room.
• 58:45
  Yeah, take it out your room. Then then I could still hear it.
• 58:49
  Too late. Now it's wait, waity too late. Now get there,
• 58:52
  duck got the beady. I'll try. We'll see what I can.
• 58:58
  So like when you try to sneak and some strange dude kick him out the
• 59:00
  bad or you're doing a strange with them in the bed. No, we
• 59:02
  already talked about I thought we talked about. No, I'm not doing it
• 59:05
  with the dog in the bed. So now you're gonna get the dog out
• 59:07
  of something. Get some strange he had the slaves that way, having a
• 59:10
  course. Do sex strange dogs not in the bed now, Okay, So
• 59:19
  lamar, are you one of those like the dogg is family people? I
• 59:22
  mean, I guess no, I'm not love my dogs dogs family. Okay,
• 59:31
  m what do you call somebody that you see every day that you paid
• 59:37
  for award award, award, a moocher? No, no, dogs,
• 59:43
  definitely you paid for it. Dogs, Definitely you bought the dogs. I
• 59:47
  have the dog. It's a rich it's can't be a mooch if you paid
• 59:52
  for it. I did. I paid for a mooch. It's a slave,
• 59:54
  paid for a mooch. It's a slave. It's a pet pet.
• 1:00:00
  It's not my brother, just like it's not my cousin, it's not my
• 1:00:04
  son. A pet. It's just listen. I don't do the whole.
• 1:00:07
  Oh I'm a pet parent. This is my kid, this is my son,
• 1:00:10
  it's my dog. If you call yourself a pet parent, right now,
• 1:00:13
  I'm gonna tell you where you can goad my dog dad. Holy Christ,
• 1:00:22
  I would never say something I have a dog, You have a dog,
• 1:00:25
  have a dog, pets. You didn't rescue a dog. You got
• 1:00:29
  a free dog. You got a dog. Okay, maybe some dogs rescue.
• 1:00:34
  He gives a shit. I don't give where you got the front dog
• 1:00:37
  front if you bought it at Kmart, the last Kmart left. You love
• 1:00:42
  Kmar. You keep mentioning Kmart. It's nice to sell dogs. You try
• 1:00:45
  to bring it back. I don't. I don't think they would. I
• 1:00:49
  ask my grandma. She found it in the street. It's a dog gives
• 1:00:53
  this ship? Was How was your weekend? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:59
  I think we've talked about it. What Mike just talked about it is weekend.
• 1:01:02
  Mike tried to do a car but we're moving. Yah. No,
• 1:01:06
  Yeah, I was gonna say the hell's your weekend? Flower? The dog
• 1:01:09
  owners want didn't want to get me to get my dog hate content off?
• 1:01:14
  Yeah, it's it's it's over. How they french their poodles in the mouth?
• 1:01:17
  Go ahead? Oh yeah, Oh no, My weekend was cool.
• 1:01:23
  Didn't do much. I was just chilling, same old same. I tried
• 1:01:29
  to uh cut the grass today. I felt like I was about to pass
• 1:01:31
  out. It was like one degrees. It's nineties something degrees. I'm like,
• 1:01:35
  god, damn, it's it's hot. Do it in the morning or
• 1:01:38
  before sun goes out? Yeah? I thought it was a man's man.
• 1:01:43
  What time you try to do That's not that's smart man. That was it
• 1:01:47
  was only like ten ten eleven. Oh, that's you gotta do it early
• 1:01:53
  in the morning. The sun is pizza, damn near. I was speaking
• 1:01:59
  tweaking. Yeah, it was peaking and tweaking. All right, well,
• 1:02:04
  I guess no, no, where are you going? No? No,
• 1:02:08
  no, no, no no no. All right. Before we start,
• 1:02:10
  I got one question because you talking about people that friends stayed dogs in the
• 1:02:15
  mouth. First off, that's nasty too. How old do you think it's
• 1:02:20
  too old before parents gotta stop kissing their babies? In the mouth. You're
• 1:02:24
  not supposed to their children just kissing children on the they're not supposed to do
• 1:02:28
  that at all. Never, you're not supposed to. But like at what
• 1:02:31
  age? No, no, no, no, no children, But like
• 1:02:37
  if your child, what age should you not be kissing your kid? And
• 1:02:38
  they can say anything, no, I don't care what they say. You're
• 1:02:44
  not gonna kiss like a little for you're like come here, no, okay.
• 1:02:49
  The baby can say a word stop the moment they're able to go m
• 1:02:53
  they can actually kiss you back, and they know what the moment did because
• 1:02:57
  normally, you know, babies they like mouth. We opened like they like
• 1:03:01
  and just nick alls, like, give me kissing the baby, just open
• 1:03:05
  him out. That's a wild visual kid, you're trying to French. That's
• 1:03:13
  my baby is a young freak freaky. He's a freaky baby. That's my
• 1:03:19
  boy. I'm I'm talking about what that's a freak bull right, you know
• 1:03:25
  the moment that could pucket the lips. You should not be kissing your kid
• 1:03:28
  in the mouth. I agree, because I'd be seeing like parents of that
• 1:03:30
  ship and I'm like, that's weird. I mean, that's weird. It's
• 1:03:35
  not weird. It's just No, it's weird. You're thinking too much of
• 1:03:37
  Yeah, you're thinking of sexually. Yeah no, no, no, no,
• 1:03:39
  no, I'm not thinking of a sex But it's still Weird's affection.
• 1:03:45
  I mean, I know it's affection, but my parents never kissed me on
• 1:03:47
  It's a weird affection, very weird. It's just because you have a dirty
• 1:03:52
  mind. No, it's weird. It's this affection be doing. My parents
• 1:03:58
  never this affection. But it's your fami because you saw I'm in ro sat
• 1:04:01
  brown. No, because I I'm what do you do? I'm pretty sure
• 1:04:05
  it was him, he said he uh like kissed his parents on the mouth
• 1:04:09
  as like an adult. Ah, you're weird. No, like after like
• 1:04:12
  some big occasion he was when he got maybe let me see, it's only
• 1:04:16
  yea. His kid is too damn over for that. We know, we
• 1:04:21
  know. How come. I mean, I've made it no multiple times,
• 1:04:25
  sitting on the daddy's lap. Nah, nah, that nigga, that nigga
• 1:04:29
  had Listen, I'll say it again. He was getting a massage. He
• 1:04:32
  got a kiss in the mouth from his son, but I guess he didn't
• 1:04:36
  feel like the kiss in the mouth was good enough. No, no,
• 1:04:39
  no. So he's like, nah, I don't play that shit around.
• 1:04:43
  You come run that back, sucker up, give me, give me a
• 1:04:47
  real kiss and mean it. There was no feeling behind that. He's like,
• 1:04:53
  give give it. How was your weekend? My weeken it was good
• 1:05:00
  and spent time with the fam. M J was on the grill. Oh
• 1:05:04
  yeah, good wings, real good things. I wish I could agree,
• 1:05:10
  But you didn't try anything last I told Johnson because MJ stopped here. He
• 1:05:15
  was like, yeah, I'm on the grill. I'm like, oh,
• 1:05:17
  what you're making. He's like, oh, I'm just doing chicken. He
• 1:05:19
  literally just to tell us he was on the grill. And I was like,
• 1:05:21
  I bet bring me some chicken to marow chicken because I had to get
• 1:05:28
  something from my house. But I was like, oh, I just stopped
• 1:05:30
  stop something, and he was like, I'm making chicken. I'm like,
• 1:05:31
  I bring me someone. All I said was, oh, I gotta get
• 1:05:34
  back because I'm literally cooking right it's going down the street exactly down the street,
• 1:05:40
  right around the corner. And he didn't bring me on chicken. No,
• 1:05:44
  he didn't. He was like, chicken left. He was like there
• 1:05:46
  was no left. I'm like you made it. Put the ship aside.
• 1:05:50
  Then it's chicken for keenan to deprive someone else of chicken. Yeah, just
• 1:05:54
  for you. He made a lot because there's still some left. And I'm
• 1:05:58
  chicken lest that story some chicken out mix off for He always said I was
• 1:06:05
  trying to know somebody else. He made the stake. He just got about
• 1:06:08
  of stuff. He'll do it, he said. I know it's very true,
• 1:06:10
  but like I want to eat on somebody else's die. Free always tastes
• 1:06:14
  better, that's true. Oh no, I paid for that tastes pretty goddamn
• 1:06:16
  good. Now what if it was not a bunch of niggas who didn't get
• 1:06:18
  it on? But how much better would have been if it was free?
• 1:06:25
  I don't know. I don't get too much better, that's all rights.
• 1:06:29
  I was mentioned Kwan. Didn't you start school? Like? Did? Yeah?
• 1:06:33
  I started school last Wednesday? You know, I go to school Tuesday
• 1:06:38
  to Thursday, eleven to like three thirty mm. Not too how many credits
• 1:06:44
  you're taking get you out of here? Oh? I want to say six
• 1:06:49
  classes? So it was like two classes, two three classes. I have
• 1:06:55
  three three classes Tuesday and Thursday, two classes Wednesday. So one of them
• 1:07:01
  one of those glass probably one credit though, that's probably at least ten.
• 1:07:08
  Okay, good for you, my mouth, Jack, good good. Anything
• 1:07:11
  else happened with the Hendricks family? Oh yeah, I guess we should start
• 1:07:16
  mentioning it because it's good luck superstition. Am our meal ticket went off again?
• 1:07:23
  Yeah he did this time I had a better game. How many touchdowns?
• 1:07:28
  Four catches? Four touchdowns? Efficiency? I love that no way movement
• 1:07:34
  there. Backstory, the high school that he that they beat was the high
• 1:07:41
  school like our a lot of our family went to. So like his parents
• 1:07:44
  went to Nottingham. Our grandparents' house is literally down the street. Like if
• 1:07:50
  I would have when we moved out here, we lived at him to.
• 1:07:53
  I wanted to go to Nottingham like awesome uncles. Everybody went to Nottingham.
• 1:07:57
  So that's what the craze. So every time here Hendricks and everybody knows our
• 1:08:02
  family, such my uncle because he's the cop out there. Uh you just
• 1:08:06
  hear, and you know they're like, oh, that's Quincy's little, that's
• 1:08:09
  Quincy Sun and you just hear Hendricks, Hendricks, Hendricks all fucking game,
• 1:08:14
  all game. First play the game, they did an all side kick.
• 1:08:17
  He recovers the on side kick because he is the kicker. But he did
• 1:08:23
  the Pat McAfee thing, and he first and then the first real play west
• 1:08:29
  yard, Pat McAfee did a kick. It was like an on side kick,
• 1:08:31
  but nobody knew he was gonna do it, just like a surprise,
• 1:08:34
  and he recovered it. So that's what Quaid did. And then next play,
• 1:08:40
  fitt the yard to the crib. Great and then he's only a sophomore,
• 1:08:45
  only he's shout out the quake man. He would get him some ants
• 1:08:49
  gear so you can wear it, ye, gloves coming soon and stick her
• 1:08:54
  helmet? Can we do that? Can we put a helmet? We just
• 1:08:57
  got. It's a little one, like a little one that they don't even
• 1:08:59
  notice. We'll see it every time. You see every time he scores.
• 1:09:02
  You guys, subscribe to the pod and he has glove, so you go
• 1:09:05
  like that. There's nobody there to like, you have to be there recording.
• 1:09:13
  You're talking about more to the bad like Corded Bryan baal Dinger, Well
• 1:09:18
  sometimes at those games. So what I'm saying this, guys, I thought
• 1:09:23
  he was going to talk to him today or after the game. The reporter
• 1:09:28
  we were trying to like get in this ear to Hey, he's probably talked
• 1:09:30
  to him just today. It'll yeah, but it's crazy. And then on
• 1:09:34
  Max Preps he's on this ship like crazy. It's like damn, like he's
• 1:09:39
  County. He's County Player of the week too, right, I don't know.
• 1:09:42
  Well, if you go on the Currier posts, yea, if you
• 1:09:45
  look at while I was going, now you're going, I'm still up there.
• 1:09:48
  But by the time, but it's still it'll be up all week.
• 1:09:53
  Currier post vote for Quait as a Player of the week. So all of
• 1:09:58
  our followers, our younger, our young young og a little bit starting a
• 1:10:03
  little big Bro, Hey, big Bro always wanted to be like you when
• 1:10:08
  I was growing up. He's the golden child. Yeah, he's the last
• 1:10:12
  one, right. Yeah. Somebody had to make work, Yeah, Jesus,
• 1:10:15
  somebody out the hood. I mean somebody got to give us out the
• 1:10:19
  hood. Yeah, I mean all of us and out of the hood,
• 1:10:24
  we mean out did the suburban neighborhoods? How did this very well protected Stubb
• 1:10:30
  stop playing on my block? Anyway? Dad needs more coyote imported fish from
• 1:10:36
  Japan, dug Court, That's exactly what they need. But shout out a
• 1:10:41
  little que baby que and Coy got bullet queues m hm. Speaking of high
• 1:10:45
  school athletics. So, if you haven't watched this documentary called BS I'm like,
• 1:10:59
  what the damn it's a yo. The first minute is crazy. Yeah,
• 1:11:09
  it's really like before the ship actually started, you just knew this ship
• 1:11:14
  was going to be captivating. I've never met a man or I'm never seeing
• 1:11:18
  a man that was so much more obviously a goddamn scammer than this coach for
• 1:11:26
  the for the for the team, just genuinely a bad person. It's a
• 1:11:30
  bad guy, a bad guy, sociopath, like literally something wrong. So
• 1:11:38
  if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about BS High.
• 1:11:41
  It's a documentary documentary. It's a documentary because it's one movie about the Bishop
• 1:11:46
  Sycamore Fake High School that where were they at in Ohio, Ohio? Which
• 1:11:53
  is crazy in Ohio if you know, if you are any type of familiar
• 1:11:57
  with the high school football in Ohio, like that's their biggest sport out there.
• 1:12:00
  Yea, So for that to happen there, it's kind of like how
• 1:12:02
  though, and this man was allowed to I'm trying to find his name his
• 1:12:05
  name together a team, was it robbed Ron, Ron Ron Johnson, Johnson
• 1:12:14
  Ron or Rob Johnson. I don't know, don't give him anymore. It's
• 1:12:16
  really not that important. He's more. Yeah, And it's like it's about
• 1:12:21
  how it was a fake school. They feel together a team and they like
• 1:12:28
  just so many bad practices and like illegal stuff going on off of the team
• 1:12:32
  to ultimately be fucking dick cheese and like they were having like grown ass men
• 1:12:40
  playing high school football, just asked, and then like they played one game
• 1:12:45
  against I AMG Academy, which is like, but that, but that's what
• 1:12:50
  the whole thing is enough to like how he got it because we did not,
• 1:12:56
  because I remember we all remember watching the ship, and like during the
• 1:13:00
  whole ship, it's like we're finding out like like even like the one boy
• 1:13:02
  on the thing like a halftime getting all these tweets because yeah, I'm literally
• 1:13:06
  like we remember watching the game and like literally finding real time and this is
• 1:13:11
  a fake like just watching because everybody knows I am G. I am shit.
• 1:13:16
  A lot of your favorite fucking College of NFL players came out of that
• 1:13:20
  school. Quaid might go there, maybe sure, I don't see what I'm
• 1:13:26
  just saying, if you want to send an offer. I remember watching that
• 1:13:30
  game though, because what sucked me up when I was watching somebody else,
• 1:13:31
  why don't some of these players on the sideline and to have helmets? And
• 1:13:34
  I realized they were sharing helmets during the game. So I didn't know that.
• 1:13:38
  I didn't know that. But so all right, so what you gotta
• 1:13:41
  remember about when this game it was twenty twenty, so this is COVID,
• 1:13:45
  so nothing, nobody's on, like, the stadium's empty. He built to
• 1:13:49
  go off with the p P P though, No, no, no,
• 1:13:54
  we'll get there. We'll get the nigga. So he's he's somehow here's motherfucker
• 1:14:01
  gets this fake team onto national ESPN TV playing IMG and these niggas are getting
• 1:14:09
  motherfucking ass reamed. They are getting so bad they are bent over the proverbi
• 1:14:14
  of barrel and they are just getting getting it taken to them. It looks
• 1:14:18
  like motherfucking Atlanta in the summertime. It's just getting raamed and rammed and rereamed
• 1:14:24
  and rammed. They fucking suck, and these are grown men, but sucking
• 1:14:29
  against children. Yeah, a couple of years, couple, a couple of
• 1:14:32
  years but eighteen nineteen twenty the most and it's sixteen year olds taking them to
• 1:14:38
  task. Yea. But the crazy thing is, until the documentary, we
• 1:14:42
  didn't realize they played a game two days before that. Yes, they played
• 1:14:46
  a game on Friday. They played a game on Friday, turned around and
• 1:14:49
  play on a Sunday afternoon. Yeah, insane, bro, that's wild.
• 1:14:56
  See, we didn't know that. There was no way for us to know.
• 1:14:59
  I think they they would have. They still would have got the ass
• 1:15:00
  because they the team that they played on still what they ass. But the
• 1:15:05
  fact that we didn't know all that information, and this is football. You
• 1:15:11
  cannot play football after playing a full game two days later. It's just not
• 1:15:15
  it's just not safe. And it's susually a better competition literally like the top
• 1:15:23
  college Yeah yeah, college ready athletes. None of it is safe. None
• 1:15:28
  of what was going on was safe. None of it was safe. They
• 1:15:30
  had no trainer, had no trainer. White bitch Mom was the dumbest bitch
• 1:15:38
  I've ever seen in my fucking life. She's a fucking moron. Okay,
• 1:15:43
  she's an idiot. She's not an idiot, sure, but no, no,
• 1:15:47
  let's let's not be nice and be real she's she's a god damn more
• 1:15:56
  because her kid was the quarterback, right the kids on the team. He's
• 1:16:00
  getting I guess he's playing. And she's like this whole time, she's like,
• 1:16:05
  I just don't know how I seen it coming, and I just don't
• 1:16:10
  understand how this happened. And it's like, fucking bitch, they told you
• 1:16:15
  to be the trainer because they had no trainers. They said, you're the
• 1:16:18
  trainer, and you never trained shit. Yeah, they said that during the
• 1:16:23
  game. Wouldn't that be a red flag to you when you go to somewhere
• 1:16:27
  to see your son play and there's no fucking trainers. Yes, And she
• 1:16:30
  said and in the in the show that she didn't want her son playing.
• 1:16:35
  She said, you're not going back out there, and then he went up
• 1:16:40
  back out there. No, you take your fucking crack her ass out there,
• 1:16:45
  and that's my son. I'm going out there and I'm pulling him out.
• 1:16:48
  You niggas need to figure this shit out without my son, because he's
• 1:16:54
  not basically, yeah, suck my dick. He wasn't. He's a girl
• 1:17:00
  man at that point, like nineteen he was like nineteen, No, that's
• 1:17:03
  a girl man. Like a lot of them were already like and that's that
• 1:17:08
  graduated high school. A lot of them were. They were doing over age.
• 1:17:13
  They call it a mixed high school prep team, which isn't allow.
• 1:17:16
  No, it doesn't exist. That's not a thing. Maybe just making things
• 1:17:20
  up as they went. And then they was like, there's no rule about
• 1:17:25
  age limits. Show me how to show me that age. There's a clear
• 1:17:29
  When they slapped the book right down after you said there, I don't recognize,
• 1:17:32
  he said, I didn't. I didn't sign anything for Ocean. Then
• 1:17:34
  they bring out the paperwork, sign things. He signed everything. He's like,
• 1:17:40
  dag organization is so sleazy man. And the Ocean rue governing body.
• 1:17:46
  Well not the Ocean the no, not like oshan Oh like no, I
• 1:17:51
  know, yeah, okay, okagh schools. Yeah, we weren't talking about
• 1:17:58
  occupation. But it might be save environments, but it might be that.
• 1:18:03
  It might be might be the food. The food. Oh yeah, he
• 1:18:11
  was serving them like port day old mac and cheese. And I don't remember
• 1:18:15
  that part. Oh you don't remember the food part? No, No,
• 1:18:20
  I don't. I don't like really bad dorms, right, No, No,
• 1:18:25
  he had him in hotels he couldn't take for and they would just go
• 1:18:30
  pretty much it would be like multiple hotel rooms and since the season's only like
• 1:18:34
  what three months long, four months long, they'd go to different hotels and
• 1:18:39
  be like, all right, we need all these rooms and they'd say,
• 1:18:42
  okay, you get the first three months free, and he's like, perfect,
• 1:18:45
  that's the only time we need to be here. So he writes them
• 1:18:48
  like fake checks or whatever and doesn't pay them. Yeah, because they remember
• 1:18:53
  the mom they went to like FedEx to go like, yeah, they went
• 1:18:56
  to the Kinks. They went to Kinkos to go play the check and she's
• 1:19:00
  like, what do you mean print a check? Like we're going to just
• 1:19:04
  print out a check. He's like, yeah, no, no, don't
• 1:19:05
  worry about it. I just need to check for these people. And then
• 1:19:09
  they call him out on it and he's like, nah, the check was
• 1:19:12
  just the placeholder until I need to wire the money to these people. And
• 1:19:15
  it's just like but that might not be the worst part of it, because
• 1:19:19
  the worst part when he made the fucking kids. Yeah, put the apartments
• 1:19:25
  or whatever in their name, yes, And when they get evicted, it's
• 1:19:28
  already on there, like their credit seventeen Yeah, damn. Because so like
• 1:19:32
  the fucking the like landowners were to come up knocking on their doors, like
• 1:19:36
  yo, putting a viction notices on their door, and it was like,
• 1:19:42
  why am I getting because you he made them sign. But that's I don't
• 1:19:45
  even think that's the worst. The worst part. She had these little grown
• 1:19:49
  asses little kids, but grown but little kids, had them filling out filing
• 1:19:55
  for p P P loans. Correct the kids. That isn't the worst because
• 1:19:59
  when they jumped one of the kids. What remember when they jumped I thought
• 1:20:03
  that was a homeless guy. Homeless homeless guy. When they all jumped him,
• 1:20:08
  yes, yeah, what the fucks homeless guy was breaking into his car.
• 1:20:14
  Who's calling the coaches car? Coaches car? And then pretty much he
• 1:20:18
  had everybody jump. He rallied the team of children, so jump him and
• 1:20:23
  beat the homeless guy's ass. The king with him, the king of the
• 1:20:27
  ants. That's sick, bro, he was just sick. That was the
• 1:20:30
  worst part. It's a goose. Oh yeah, when he ran over the
• 1:20:36
  geese drive he's driving on the road. He's driving on the road and he
• 1:20:42
  sees a goose. Yeah, and then he speeds up. It's probably a
• 1:20:46
  bunch of goose. Gee. What doesn't matter, speeds up and hits him,
• 1:20:49
  and he's just like, yeah, so that's how you have to do
• 1:20:54
  it, if you if when you're out there on the field, you're gotta
• 1:20:57
  have a killer be killed mentality. After just he just murdered murdering geese to
• 1:21:02
  prove that's nothing, because then he's like, he hits it the reverse over
• 1:21:11
  bro with the kids in the car. Yes, that's that's what sociopaths do.
• 1:21:15
  Yeah, just killing the animals for fun and telling kids is for motivation.
• 1:21:24
  The first minute, you knew it was good because the nigga said what
• 1:21:27
  do you say? Like he was. He was sitting down and trying to
• 1:21:30
  look They're trying to get the shot. Oh, this is going this is
• 1:21:32
  gonna look cool. Right, this looked like I'm a con artist or look
• 1:21:38
  like a con man. And he's saying all the ship like him lying whatever.
• 1:21:41
  That about the line in prison because he didn't break technically breaking along because
• 1:21:46
  I guess because it was following the school thirty lawsuits against that's crazy. He
• 1:21:54
  needs to be locked. He should have been locked up for domestic violence.
• 1:21:58
  Yeah, that was another thing he was. He was beating his girlfriends in
• 1:22:02
  his house. The players are staying with him, so they was jumping the
• 1:22:06
  girl too. No, no, no, no, I'm like, I'm
• 1:22:09
  not saying, damn brot him in. No, that's crazy. So he
• 1:22:15
  was beating his girlfriend with one of the players in the earl could be multiple
• 1:22:18
  players, multiple players in his house living there. And then he's driving the
• 1:22:21
  players to I guess practice and he's like te saying to the player like,
• 1:22:26
  ah, can you believe that she made me do that to her? Like
• 1:22:30
  blah blah blah, like gaslighting his players about his domestic of what it was,
• 1:22:33
  gaslighting nuts in the documentary, Yeah, that's crazy, Like the nigga
• 1:22:39
  is that's a legit crazy person. Yeah. And the fact was crazy about
• 1:22:45
  it all is that he really believed, like you can tell, I don't
• 1:22:47
  know if he believes that he didn't do anything wrong or like he was standing
• 1:22:50
  on it so hard like he had He thinks he's smart zero reports. Yeah,
• 1:22:54
  he thought he thinks he's smart. He thinks he's smart because the way
• 1:22:57
  he did the whole getting IMG on the schedule because like they're trash, but
• 1:23:02
  he got with the matchmaker and he's like, if those teams would want to
• 1:23:09
  play on whatever, and the way to get on that's how he wanted to
• 1:23:12
  get on TV. He's like, we got on ESPN, that's all that
• 1:23:14
  mattered, Like that was all he cared about. And talking to Michael Strahand,
• 1:23:19
  He's like, I got I got got to talk to Michael Strahand like
• 1:23:23
  you were. The kids like, who is this foy? He got them
• 1:23:25
  on their niggas was tearing their acl telling them to get back. The quarterback,
• 1:23:30
  I forget what happened on his shoulder. The quarterback backup and they took
• 1:23:36
  it back when they found out he was at that school, really correct,
• 1:23:41
  he got all rambling, yeah, and then when they found out he went
• 1:23:45
  to Bisu where they took that ship, they took it back and they realized
• 1:23:48
  and they took it back because they all because they weren't going to school obviously
• 1:23:54
  because it was all time. These niggas are not in school. They're just
• 1:23:57
  fucking around. But also they're out of school, zero graduates because they're in
• 1:24:00
  three years, right, because they're nineteen twenty. They tried to say it's
• 1:24:04
  like a night schoolboy said right, no, they were going to like they
• 1:24:10
  said that it was like affiliated with a school that was like for kids to
• 1:24:13
  get their g D like to pretty much finish but or less to bash.
• 1:24:18
  It was how them niggas go to Walmart and still in food. That's pretty
• 1:24:24
  much what they had to resort to because did they had no other way to
• 1:24:26
  get But they all know but not even like they all like go together and
• 1:24:30
  it's fucking ransom and just walk out the Walmart with like foods and just the
• 1:24:34
  thing about like this shit is it's not uncommon, Like, especially within the
• 1:24:40
  past few years, there's a lot of these schools like popping up where it's
• 1:24:42
  just like, yeah, it's like who but they're they're done. They're done
• 1:24:45
  in different ways. But there's a lot of these like programs, especially for
• 1:24:49
  basketball. Basketball is more popular. Oh basketball prep, these prep skintting teams
• 1:24:54
  and like, oh is this like? But when they they're making schools,
• 1:24:58
  actually making schools, I AMG Academy's one, like they talked about I AMG
• 1:25:01
  Academy's one of them. Yeah, welle, But they got money behind it
• 1:25:04
  and they got people do it and to make it a teachers. One that
• 1:25:10
  didn't and facilities and trainers and doctors and yeah all that, but one that
• 1:25:15
  didn't pan out was Kanye shit, they done the academy. It was just
• 1:25:19
  it was just Bishop sticking more with money and should lasted like eight months going
• 1:25:28
  the same thing. So it happened. This a goddamn psychopath. Yes,
• 1:25:32
  so like this, I think there's a little more common. We know,
• 1:25:35
  we know people. There was one down here. It was called Gatica.
• 1:25:39
  I don't remember that. I don't know what you're talking about. Was on
• 1:25:43
  that. I think X played with them for a little bit. But yeah,
• 1:25:45
  it was a team down here. It was like after high school people
• 1:25:46
  went to. The school was called Gatica. Wasn't really like a school.
• 1:25:49
  It was like a football team. But they played against colleges like Juko's.
• 1:25:53
  But it wasn't in college. You know what I'm saying. There's a basketball
• 1:25:58
  team like that around here. It's not as uncommon as you think. This
• 1:26:02
  is just the sikest case of it. This is I mean, I feel
• 1:26:05
  like those because he made it dangerous. Yeah, those teams would at least
• 1:26:09
  go through the right paperwork. Yeah, didn't actually have schooling and something.
• 1:26:15
  If they need to have it, I'm sure they would have. About the
• 1:26:17
  school that you know about, you can make a documentary about. Get him
• 1:26:24
  on the phone taking the classes. It's just fifth year program year of what
• 1:26:30
  this ain't school? Yeah, prep school? What do you think it came
• 1:26:33
  out with first the Bishop Shickamore bs High because that's definitely a double entente.
• 1:26:38
  It is when he came out the title that's from the studio whatever. They
• 1:26:44
  probably Oh, no, no, there's no way he didn't be a school
• 1:26:47
  knowing that it was going to be school some bullshit funny. If he did
• 1:26:51
  that, I wouldn't be surprised. I don't think so. I think it's
• 1:26:56
  just incidence. Yeah, it's sick. I mean he found himself. He
• 1:26:59
  said, if I wasn't going to help these kids, who else would you?
• 1:27:02
  Did? Like, but didn't help these kids. The smartest thing he
• 1:27:05
  did, though, was the roast rotisserie chicken. That was the best.
• 1:27:11
  He was a real scammer, but that was like so what he would do.
• 1:27:15
  He'll call in like I guess it was like a Delhi or some shit,
• 1:27:18
  or like say like Walmart somewhere it would have like rotisserie chickens. It'll
• 1:27:25
  call and be like, hey, I have this big group of things and
• 1:27:27
  people whatever I need twenty five rotissie chickens. I'm gonna pick him up at
• 1:27:30
  this time, he wouldn't pick them up. Oh, so they made him
• 1:27:35
  off. So they made them all and then he'll wait till the end of
• 1:27:39
  when they're about to clothes or they're closing, because they know they would have
• 1:27:43
  to they have to sell them. They have to get rid of them somehow,
• 1:27:45
  and they would be like two dollars a piece. Yeah, that's kind
• 1:27:49
  of smart. That is smart. They're like, hey, y'all got rotis
• 1:27:53
  chicken? Ya got twenty five? Who would take hold of Actually, like
• 1:27:59
  nobody even thought like this the same thing. But yeah, I'm gonna try
• 1:28:01
  to Boston Market tomorrow. Boston Market. Yeah, try with them to try
• 1:28:05
  to like five is there? Feel good? I like it. It's all
• 1:28:09
  right, it's stable. I've never had Boston Market food. It's like,
• 1:28:12
  I like, it's nothing that you'll never hear anybody say, yo, I
• 1:28:15
  really want Boston Market right now. You'll never hear that. Whatever. Ruber
• 1:28:18
  right, huh. They also make Rutber right like Boston Market. Rut Beer
• 1:28:23
  have a ruby no no, no, but you shouldn't drink ruber anyway.
• 1:28:26
  Of course, Rube is discusting. We've talked about that from beer. Wait,
• 1:28:29
  which means you shouldn't drink ruber rubustiness discusting. No, it's not.
• 1:28:31
  It is disgusting. It's disgusting. Get some good old mug whatever. Anyway,
• 1:28:38
  I mean, speaking of drinking barks, No, not drinking barks,
• 1:28:44
  it's barks. M speaking of liars. Uh. Corey was out here lying
• 1:28:50
  this week. He was lying. What lying on the Twitter? So bad?
• 1:28:59
  Bro? I guess Corey. You know he finds itself entertaining himself with
• 1:29:02
  whatever he wants these days. Yeah, yeah, this is this is troll.
• 1:29:09
  Yeah, it was trolling, but it was like the tenth degree.
• 1:29:14
  So a dude was talking about how this guy's trip fell through, and then
• 1:29:19
  Corey was like, yeah, I went on a guy's trip with my Voice
• 1:29:23
  of Montreal, and then I didn't have money to pay for the airbnb,
• 1:29:27
  so they made me sleep in the rental and and then he doubled down with
• 1:29:31
  another tweet and said my wages got my wages got garnished for unpaid child support.
• 1:29:40
  And people were like, oh my god, I can't believe they did
• 1:29:42
  that to you. Yes, oh didn't they say something like oh I'm not
• 1:29:45
  friends with them no more? Because I read it. I'm like this is
• 1:29:49
  to him. The original tweet says that Miami Tree showed me I'm not a
• 1:29:53
  group trio at new group trip. Asked Nigga. Corey's response says, I
• 1:29:58
  agree. I went to Montreal with my friend ends, but I didn't have
• 1:30:00
  enough money to pay for the airbnb. Tell me why they maybe sleep in
• 1:30:03
  the rental truck? Safe to say, I'm no longer friends with any of
• 1:30:06
  them anymore. So that's what I like. And people were like, no
• 1:30:10
  way, And he says, the crazy thing about it is they knew I
• 1:30:13
  didn't have money before I left. Wasn't supposed to just appear when we were
• 1:30:15
  in a different country out here. We said something about child sports too,
• 1:30:19
  like they garnished his ways. Yes, where I didn't wrong. I didn't
• 1:30:26
  read all that. I just saw art team was like as a person who
• 1:30:28
  booked the air and b I concur I mean, I confirmed this statement.
• 1:30:32
  Yeah, he's singing all out and it's so funny and all his his his
• 1:30:36
  just he was trying to troll the whole weekend when watching college football. I
• 1:30:43
  don't think he was. I think he was dead serious. He's dead serious,
• 1:30:46
  but he's also Yeah, he's being a troll. But it's like like
• 1:30:50
  the nigga can't enjoyed that great of a game. No, no, no,
• 1:30:56
  he's like they remember seven yards of kades niggas cos football, that's the
• 1:31:01
  fun. It's Colorado. They won one game last year. Man speak of
• 1:31:04
  them, but shout out to Dean Sanders. Great ship. Mike doesn't like
• 1:31:10
  you. I was gonna reckon and say, at first, I was not
• 1:31:14
  with it because I didn't understand, like I didn't realize his goal was to
• 1:31:16
  just do better things. I thought it was HBCU, that was it.
• 1:31:19
  I mean it probably was. And then he saw the state of which it
• 1:31:24
  was in, and I think his his ultimately no, because he was on
• 1:31:28
  the goals sec because he was trying he was trying to go to Florida State.
• 1:31:32
  Sure, he was trying to go back to Florida State. At one
• 1:31:34
  point I thought he was trying to stay, but they didn't. They wouldn't
• 1:31:38
  give him any money or that too. That happened to I mean that probably
• 1:31:41
  ex Yeah, he was leaving you're not serious about this ship? So yeah,
• 1:31:47
  elsewhere he didn't have the resources and stuff exactly. He's like, I
• 1:31:51
  got you all this money and y'all not gonna put it back in the program.
• 1:31:55
  But he was trying to go to like I think interviewed for like Auburn
• 1:32:00
  in a position at one point. But I think that's at one point Florida
• 1:32:03
  State job opening's open. I think at the end of that Auburn. But
• 1:32:09
  yeah, shout out to them. But lying on the internet is funny.
• 1:32:11
  Yeah, lying on the internet. Please don't believe anything you see on because
• 1:32:14
  people just lie because yeah, you don't know what these people it is.
• 1:32:16
  Stranger. People just take everything and run with it. They're just making up.
• 1:32:19
  I'm not lying when I say I like feet, and he's definitely not
• 1:32:23
  lying. So anytime when related from the pod, just note anybody talking about
• 1:32:30
  feet, don't don't, don't do what what are your opinion on the situation?
• 1:32:38
  Lie from Tory's feet. Here we are on the scene and they white
• 1:32:41
  tips. He like those, Okay, don't you're like, oh, you
• 1:32:45
  like to fill paint like French? No, no, no, you can
• 1:32:50
  take your toes out here. You're safe. You good, You don't want
• 1:32:53
  for now? Those not gonna find them? Mouth just not MJ's not okay,
• 1:33:10
  okay, dogs, that's crazy dogs, But catching people on the lot
• 1:33:20
  catching knowing the person. Yeah, it's different. It's so funny. It's
• 1:33:25
  different watching that happen because people are actually believing it, Like I'm gonna do
• 1:33:29
  that one day, Like did you see the person in discord share that story
• 1:33:30
  about the clown? The person wouldn't have sex with the clown. So it
• 1:33:34
  was a story on Reddit of a guy soliciting sex with a clown, and
• 1:33:42
  then he had a post about it, and then supposedly someone responded and like
• 1:33:46
  dmd them on Reddit and he linked up with him, and he said it
• 1:33:51
  was everything he imagined because this girl dressed up like a clown, full makeup,
• 1:34:00
  clown knows exactly that's hot if you're into that sort of thing. And
• 1:34:04
  the highlight of the highlight of it for me was when he said when he
• 1:34:10
  came for the first time and she pied him in the face and double cream
• 1:34:17
  cry And I was just like people would make up. I heard your kid
• 1:34:23
  example cream, Like, I hope it's real, but it's just ridiculous.
• 1:34:28
  We went to we went to high school with a guy like that a lot
• 1:34:31
  about everything, lying about the girlfriend girlfriend in another school, Oh she doesn't
• 1:34:39
  go here, Yeah, nah, but this was yeah, yeah, she
• 1:34:43
  goes starving. Everybody had a RV girl. Yeah he did. But this
• 1:34:47
  guy's over here posting pictures on Instagram, like drawing pictures. You're like,
• 1:34:50
  oh yeah, like I drew this, I drew this, and like I
• 1:34:54
  noticed it. This nigga can't draw for shit. So I was like,
• 1:34:58
  let me search this. P Chris Brown on the Internet live Chris Brown drawn
• 1:35:03
  first picture, second picture. Stop at least it wasn't the first one second
• 1:35:08
  picture. I remember this. I put under the comments, I'm like,
• 1:35:11
  you stole this shit from Google. People in the comments, oh my god,
• 1:35:15
  drawn me. I know you could do that. I'm like, y'all,
• 1:35:16
  he stole this shit from Google. He merely deleted my comments. I'm
• 1:35:20
  like scaring, like, like you sucking up the game, baby. That
• 1:35:26
  stupid. Yeah, he was a pathological liar. Pathological liar. Yeah,
• 1:35:29
  I mean that reminds me your brother with that thing engaged. Oh yeah,
• 1:35:34
  like the fucking engagement for photo shoot that he was done for. Worst prank
• 1:35:40
  that ever happened in the in this century. But that ship was stupid.
• 1:35:42
  Because people are calling me like, oh, I ain't no Dwaran got a
• 1:35:45
  game? Why are they calling you god, Oh my god, like call
• 1:35:49
  him and then he did that dumb ship. He was like, oh,
• 1:35:54
  we we're gonna release it later at least fucking what of them saying down like
• 1:35:58
  guys and the praying. I'm like, did you let that sit for a
• 1:36:00
  week and a half. So now when they really get engaged, I gonna
• 1:36:03
  believe it. No, nobody's gonna care. Nobody's gonna come to the wedding.
• 1:36:08
  They're like, this is bullshit that they they're gonna add on to the
• 1:36:12
  joke. Get up to the ceremony. You ain't now kiss the bride.
• 1:36:15
  It's a pray. It's just pray. I'm like, like, how so
• 1:36:20
  that both venue. I will kill everybody in there, everybody, Elsie,
• 1:36:27
  we don't have to play you because it's a pray out. Guess what we're
• 1:36:33
  keeping the wedding gifts. Though Elsie opens the check, it says too ha
• 1:36:36
  ha incorporated butterflies gonna come out. Yeah, don't learning you pissed me off
• 1:36:48
  anyway, you know how much. Don't take its reselling the NLA for Beyonce
• 1:36:57
  concert right now, reselling right now, the constant just started, right well,
• 1:37:00
  just just think about just give me a price tent on the floor floor
• 1:37:08
  seventeen close twenty one for fifteen thousand dollars. I mean I was saying seventeen
• 1:37:16
  hundred. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:37:19
  no, no, no, no, no, yeah, twenty thousand dollars
• 1:37:24
  seventeen it's the end of it. She's done, okay, she she's not
• 1:37:30
  gonna go on tour for another seven years. No, that that's not to
• 1:37:33
  her. It's a recent no, no, I know, Like that's why
• 1:37:38
  apparently she's going to Africa next year. They just updated Destiny Child's website to
• 1:37:41
  say five years twenty five years going on tour and everyone's end of the tour.
• 1:37:44
  She'd be like, I'll see y'all next time, so mm hmm see
• 1:37:48
  all five. She's I love beyondest. I could take another dest Child album
• 1:37:54
  fifteen thousand. I don't know about an album, get a tour. Brow
• 1:37:57
  we're not gonna get another album. We we but we're not. Don't want
• 1:38:00
  to hear it. Whoa, whoa, she's the bridge queen. She is.
• 1:38:06
  But why I put your hopes up like that because it would be nice.
• 1:38:10
  You're not getting that. That's what I saying. Man, I sure
• 1:38:12
  could go for another Joe album. Oh Joe still drops album. I wouldn't
• 1:38:15
  say that. That's I'm mna say Joe still puts on music. You see
• 1:38:19
  how the same reaction. Yeah, but he still puts on music though.
• 1:38:24
  But but it's not this, it's not the same. So I say,
• 1:38:27
  we're gonna get another Reganta album. Okay, whatever, that's not If I
• 1:38:32
  go with me go to a Destiny's Child concert and I hear, uh,
• 1:38:36
  what is it dangerously in love in person? I might I might cry.
• 1:38:41
  I'm not even gonna lie. Well, tech me, that's just all hers
• 1:38:43
  own. That's all Beyonce cater to use a go one? What's the other
• 1:38:48
  one beyond? It's technically a Destiny Child song, but Beyonce saying the whole
• 1:38:51
  thing it was. I said it before on the pod. She did the
• 1:38:57
  background vocals, everything, everything was just her. It was a not survivor,
• 1:39:02
  wasn't it a m hm m m m yeah yeah that yeah, sorry,
• 1:39:12
  it wasn't that. If you come back come home to me emotions not
• 1:39:17
  emotions. It wasn't emotions. That's that's needs Child songs sang completely by song.
• 1:39:24
  Yeah that's child example, it's a remake. Yeah, But like I
• 1:39:30
  sort was all Beyonce on that song, but say my Name, Say my
• 1:39:33
  Name. That's nobody else sang in that song and they're all in the video.
• 1:39:36
  And also did you know that they only did the choreography like that because
• 1:39:40
  they didn't like the original ship What do you mean the original choreograph. Yeah,
• 1:39:44
  they ain't like the original choreography, so they started and it worked.
• 1:39:47
  Yeah, but Beyonce saying that whole song nobody else even did she do bill
• 1:39:54
  so all of them or she didn't pictures was mad and just like how this
• 1:39:58
  video came out, said why were they made talking about this is somebody singing
• 1:40:01
  my voice? Like I mean, wasn't your voice? Wasn't her voice?
• 1:40:05
  Because they knew they're gonna kick them out? Probably you have no job,
• 1:40:15
  come on now, damn dibole. Or when she told girl that you're not
• 1:40:24
  gonna have Yeah, you're lucky. Make we can send you the luggage.
• 1:40:30
  That's my queen right there, shout out. You know, people really seriously
• 1:40:35
  think that she worships the devil, like I see this like at least once
• 1:40:40
  a day. A lot of people, Like I've seen multiple people say that
• 1:40:45
  they think Beyonce was just worse. They think every celebrity worshiped pretty much like
• 1:40:48
  b She don't even say shit really sings gospel sometimes that's not, that's not
• 1:40:54
  she loves God. I mean Eddie Long was a pastor. Their conspiracy that
• 1:40:59
  you have kid, that does sound wild. Yeah, I love your conspiracy
• 1:41:06
  s game. It's what I have to hear. What do you say?
• 1:41:10
  Oh no on her birthday? Damn you right, They're gonna cancel sh September.
• 1:41:16
  So even though I love Beyonce, she's a woman, don't do it.
• 1:41:24
  She celebrate the whole week, don't. I'm just saying a step actually,
• 1:41:28
  the whole Virgo season. We're still alive. There'd be no Beyonce.
• 1:41:35
  You don't think that won't go that far, buddy, you don't think so.
• 1:41:40
  At the same time, no, no, no, no, no
• 1:41:42
  no, no, styles were different. She was Destin's child. Once lio
• 1:41:46
  was gone, all of a sudden, Beyonce, she's not a she's it's
• 1:41:53
  talent is undeniable. That's undeniable talent. That's fine. Who's more talent?
• 1:41:58
  We don't know. We don't know because it was death his child. So
• 1:42:01
  we know that Beyonce was gonna become this. We don't know. We don't
• 1:42:05
  know. We don't know. I mean, we don't we don't have enough.
• 1:42:11
  They're difference, that is the more talented artist. Elia was a much
• 1:42:14
  better actor. That's I'm talking. I'm talking about. She was a much
• 1:42:19
  better actor. I'm talking about whole package. She's not bad. She wasn't
• 1:42:26
  a bad a dancer. She could have transitioned to an actress then, like
• 1:42:29
  Mandy Moore, like Mandy Moore, like Mandy Moore. She could she could
• 1:42:38
  have. But I'm just saying, Nah, I'm just saying, there's a
• 1:42:45
  it's crazy coincidence. Beyonce shut down the plane. If anybody it was the
• 1:42:54
  Bee. She's the reason why I was too heavy. It was your your
• 1:42:57
  man's probably Jay probably. No, you're a man, You're a man,
• 1:43:03
  Robert oh Man. That's crazy. He loved her. Why would he do
• 1:43:08
  that, Hey, you want to go crazy things out of love. Why
• 1:43:11
  would he want to do that. There's a lot of things that he did
• 1:43:14
  that, Hey, kill nobody, but why would he want to do that
• 1:43:17
  to her? Yeah, he destroyed the evidence obviously, evidence of what them
• 1:43:26
  ain't destroy shit. We we ben sing that, we still got videos of
• 1:43:30
  that. Hein't destroyed the evidence evidence on the end. It's on YouTube.
• 1:43:34
  Number, it's on YouTube. That's a wild fucking not only album cover.
• 1:43:40
  Why, like executive, why are you? Why is he on the album
• 1:43:43
  cover? No? But him in the background. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:43:46
  Why it's her album? Why is he there? Gotta overlook things that that
• 1:43:51
  ship is so weird to me. I wish I was a grown ass man
• 1:43:55
  during that time period. I could have saw that, Nigga, why are
• 1:43:58
  you there? Nobody said that. Nope, because there was a reason why
• 1:44:02
  he was there. Yes, on album a J number, but the number,
• 1:44:05
  we know what double on time drinking. We let that shit rock,
• 1:44:11
  bro. I think it's just a straight on time. We like, why
• 1:44:15
  is he there? He's just waiting and just waiting in the winds. You
• 1:44:23
  still have anocent God, damn it, that's good. That's damn fucking R
• 1:44:28
  Kelly. Bro. Yeah, I hate that. It's good anyway. Yeah,
• 1:44:32
  so yeah, I love back and forth bro. Wait, not talking
• 1:44:40
  about that. When I went recently still, they had on a full R.
• 1:44:50
  Kelly's playlist and they made it stif R Kelly Alright, one song.
• 1:45:01
  I guess y'all can get away with that. But then another one and another
• 1:45:04
  one and another. I'm sitting there like, yo, no fucking way,
• 1:45:08
  and I'm sitting and this nigga went on separate times, separate days. I
• 1:45:12
  felt like Patrick when they was in the we're trying to make him sing the
• 1:45:15
  song, Bro, it was bad goofy. So that's all healing on your
• 1:45:24
  booty? Yeah? Yeah, I was like, broadcasts here and sing these
• 1:45:30
  songs, but man is either goat and they played When a Woman Loves I
• 1:45:35
  was that nasty woman love. He robbed every graduation of I believe Rock and
• 1:45:42
  Fly album was great. No, When a Woman Loves No that was Oh
• 1:45:47
  no, I'm talking. I'm talking about Love Letter, Love Letter that album
• 1:45:51
  too. Can we have Stepping the Name of Love? No, no,
• 1:45:55
  no, we can't have that. It's all over. If I can't have
• 1:46:00
  Ignition, nobody could have. Well you know what I did hear from first,
• 1:46:03
  and so no, because step in the Name of Love has no fucking
• 1:46:06
  anything about under Step in the Ignition is literally about a rule. Step in
• 1:46:13
  the age of consent, on the age of consent, Step on the age
• 1:46:17
  of consent, about happy people, Step on the age of consent? Come
• 1:46:21
  on any of the ones that we can do. This was about his side.
• 1:46:27
  The side I don't care love lad was about his Now you know what
• 1:46:30
  I heard recently over the summer, like probably like it was last month traving
• 1:46:34
  the closet. I think I think you said that. Yeah, like the
• 1:46:38
  first eight chapters I heard it. I was just like, it's five were
• 1:46:40
  good. Then they just went like went, my god, I'm pregnant.
• 1:46:46
  I'm like with the trailer, trash chick and horrible big Maybe maybe that time
• 1:46:55
  of the mud shouldn't known there was something wrong when when you put that out.
• 1:46:59
  When you put that out, we we we ignored more red flags.
• 1:47:01
  What they did was still this nigga is a psychopath. No, that was
• 1:47:06
  that was prime, Like that was so creative. What it was was the
• 1:47:10
  first five, the first five. It got bad after like big Man became
• 1:47:15
  the baby's daddy and then like they came in and smell in the room.
• 1:47:17
  But then get like him and the dude that was fighting, they like together
• 1:47:21
  to go beat somebody up. Yeah, it got it got all right again
• 1:47:25
  when Twine like this this girl's brother. Yeah. Yeah, but that was
• 1:47:32
  like a later chapter that wasn't even like the first five. That was like
• 1:47:35
  no, twine got shot the second the third chapter, but no, when
• 1:47:40
  when when they went to the guy with the teeth? Please? Please,
• 1:47:45
  who's this guy? You bring this guy here? Police, nigga? This
• 1:47:51
  thirty three chapter? My man having a man? This is lunacy. This
• 1:47:59
  is I'm like, what is going on? I think I stopped at the
• 1:48:03
  like maybe the teens, because I didn't know it was thirty three. No,
• 1:48:08
  we got all ways to the We got all the way to the first
• 1:48:10
  end where everybody got the pup package. Yeah, it was in the packet
• 1:48:15
  packet. I sorry, I thought you were they go again spitting. I
• 1:48:29
  told you, I stopped listening, but I thought you was having What do
• 1:48:30
  you not that's a real package. That's old. People started detached from reality.
• 1:48:39
  Reality to Tyler Perry play honestly, and then he tried to bring it
• 1:48:44
  back like they all about to be on like an oprah S show talking about
• 1:48:46
  how they all got aged because they all fucked each other. Keenan, I'm
• 1:48:50
  just I stopped. I stopped, stopped, after stopped, I stopped after
• 1:48:57
  that is clear. He didn't stop. He didn't stop to talk about other
• 1:49:01
  people that are horrible. Mitch McConnell freezing up again. Yeah, like how
• 1:49:08
  Mike is right now? Yeah? Yeah, but Mike's just sleeping mcconach McConnell,
• 1:49:15
  I ain't falling asleep. Okay, Mitch McConnell is would never be your
• 1:49:24
  heart desires. He's half dead. Yeah, Elsie was almost Mitch McConnell.
• 1:49:31
  Yes, No, Elsie was Wendy Williams happy. No that she's she's healthy,
• 1:49:44
  she's good. She's not healthy. I didn't think she was. You've
• 1:49:47
  just seeing her recently. I mean I thought she always looked like that.
• 1:49:50
  No, she's just back on drugs some health issues. No, no,
• 1:49:55
  no, I mean her and her husband were stop the crap h has when
• 1:50:00
  we were going through like a really nasty break up divorce, Like he was
• 1:50:02
  fucking like somebody used working on our team. She's like, terrible, what
• 1:50:06
  happens? She doesn't have it, She don't have a show. No more
• 1:50:09
  right, she's just know well she would have to pay him. Oh yeah,
• 1:50:12
  so she quit the show. Yeah, fair enough, damn bite the
• 1:50:15
  bullet. I thought she was just like, I'm done doing this. You
• 1:50:18
  know the dude from smash Mouth thy Today? Yeah, name, but yeah,
• 1:50:27
  let me find his name so I can give him a proper I don't
• 1:50:29
  know his name, I just know his smashed Steve Harwell Yeah, Jimmy Buffett,
• 1:50:34
  Yeah, Jimmy Buffett, fast Away Saturday. Marguerite fellow Saints fan,
• 1:50:40
  Jimmy Buffett. I'm pretty sure he's a Saints fan. Pretty sure. Yeah,
• 1:50:43
  Yeah, didn't. I ain't know Margart giving nice well RP. Making
• 1:50:49
  white people happy? Yeah, yeah, him and uh, Bruce Springsteen making
• 1:50:55
  white people very happy. Bruce. It's more than more than a Copygrange definitely.
• 1:51:04
  Bruce, Bruce's bon Jovie, Bruce's Jersey legend, well, New Jersey,
• 1:51:10
  Jersey, Jersey general, everybody loves. I was just you know,
• 1:51:14
  sometimes has the song Philadelphia he does. Yeah, it's on the Grammy or
• 1:51:18
  an Oscar or something. I'll play one of us. I don't play that
• 1:51:21
  song is that's probably like the whitest song getting But play what's the bon Jovi?
• 1:51:27
  The halfway there, Having on a prayer. That's my living But the
• 1:51:30
  other one is that, Yeah, living on Living on a prayer. You
• 1:51:33
  got a hold on what got Jemmy used to work on them. That really
• 1:51:44
  gets the white that really gets that's the that's the white song you every White
• 1:51:53
  Wedding. Yeah, Journey Ship though Journey I haven't done a support I don't
• 1:52:00
  know. I feel we did. But open Arms by Journey, Open that
• 1:52:03
  up, boy, I don't know, open arms, keep the train.
• 1:52:16
  My favorite white songs be like from nineties, from like EMPTV days, like
• 1:52:21
  Radiohead or something, radio Cream remember that? Remember who was that? But
• 1:52:30
  do you ever see the one when they had the video with their like it's
• 1:52:32
  animated and it's just like crazy the whole time. It's crazy. No,
• 1:52:38
  but this is I just remember it used to be on like MPTV all the
• 1:52:41
  time and BEABS and butthead used to always play black Hole Son and black That's
• 1:52:46
  the song I was thinking about guitar hero black Hole, black Hole Son and
• 1:52:51
  been caught stealing by James. They always played that on BES and what interesting
• 1:52:58
  shout out the white people, man, they'll do some good things sometimes.
• 1:53:01
  Yeah, that too much. They be snapping with band names though though that's
• 1:53:04
  what every like Pearl Jam, three Days, Grace, Good Grunge, three
• 1:53:10
  Doors Down, Evanescence. I was about to say, I was really about
• 1:53:13
  to say, Christian Rock, Lincoln Park, simple playing corn fucking uh?
• 1:53:18
  Who made chops to we again? System of this system of a down?
• 1:53:23
  Who even thinks of that bear Naked Ladies? Nicke pick You remember that song
• 1:53:28
  Flip Side or the group flip five mm hm say the freeway flip Side?
• 1:53:43
  What was that song? Hold one? We definitely look a bunch of white
• 1:53:46
  We get these questions popping poppy. What do you say favorite white band?
• 1:53:50
  You want a question? I got a question for you? Yeah, you
• 1:53:53
  know we love talking about food. Dooey Michael, Oh no, the song
• 1:54:00
  was some Day, some Day They're Gonna Up? Was that on the game
• 1:54:08
  if it wasn't on If it was, that was definitely on the game.
• 1:54:10
  If it wasn't on Dave Mirror, that was on Dave Mirror or man RP
• 1:54:14
  Dave Marror. CTE he did have a c. There's another good one.
• 1:54:20
  My guy was hitting the ground hard ct Tonio Brown Man. She's licking my
• 1:54:30
  because I got shut up. You see the next tweet. CT is greater
• 1:54:36
  than BBC just slicking Okay, already question question stick is a nut? What
• 1:54:46
  what instantly ruins a burger for you? Pickles? Pickles, onions and mustard?
• 1:54:53
  No onions, none onions. That's like white castle. I'm like raw
• 1:54:58
  onions. Must I don't want. I don't want to feel litt crunch when
• 1:55:00
  I buy the burg I feel like chopped onions are different than like a whole
• 1:55:02
  oneyon though not even crunch itself. No, don't even like the texture of
• 1:55:05
  a crunch. They gotta beats on a burger, like if if Lettus don't
• 1:55:10
  run it for you. It's not the crunch. Not all lettuce is like
• 1:55:12
  crunchy. Not all lettuce is like super crunchy, like the butter letter.
• 1:55:15
  But butter lettuce crunchy. No, it's definitely mustard must of a runny egg.
• 1:55:24
  Yeah. First, I don't like sunnyside eggs. But you're getting a
• 1:55:28
  burger with the egg on it. But you're a bird with egg it's a
• 1:55:30
  breakfast breast. Eggs on a burger. It's not bad. No, I
• 1:55:35
  don't like eggs. Eggs are nasty. I hate sunnyside putt. I hate
• 1:55:40
  that probably putting eggs on burgers like a brunch burger. It's it's a brunch
• 1:55:43
  burger. It's yeah, it's a thing. It's definitely thing. I've seen
• 1:55:46
  it and I was like, I don't get the I don't think about it.
• 1:55:50
  I like eggs yeah, I like, but I don't like that type
• 1:55:54
  of egg either though. I hate that sunny side. No. Yeah,
• 1:56:00
  And at that point it's a visual thing. The fuck is you running from
• 1:56:09
  the egg? While you running? You ever see the nigga? Like you
• 1:56:15
  ever see like how Gordon Ramsey like the whole thing about him making eggs,
• 1:56:19
  Like it's like a yeah, like that's like his thing, like the beginning
• 1:56:23
  to show it if you can cook? He was like, eggs, how
• 1:56:27
  do you make eggs? He likes the way he does it. I'm actually
• 1:56:30
  gonna try because it's like you don't use a pan, use like a sauce
• 1:56:34
  pan, like yeah, and use a spatla and you put a little cream
• 1:56:39
  fresh take it off the heat. Ramsey makes eggs. Yeah, the weirdest
• 1:56:44
  shit ever, very but but there's no long but there's another shot for you
• 1:56:46
  to wake up for that. Just up. He makes the weirdest eggs,
• 1:56:55
  the eggs, but TikTok or somewhere there's another it's like a well known like
• 1:57:04
  regardless chef that does it. But he's like very like methodical, like you
• 1:57:10
  don't need to do that because you have it so high you gotta just let
• 1:57:13
  it keep it on this and like he's like itself and slow egg like I'll
• 1:57:19
  have it lower. But that's what the me was saying, you do.
• 1:57:21
  He does the same way as Gordon Rant, but he's just more make that
• 1:57:26
  ship. I don't want that ship sizzling so as to hit the pan.
• 1:57:30
  I do a little. It's not taking me longer than two minutes to make
• 1:57:32
  me eggs. I do like your pancakes. I mean, Christy on the
• 1:57:36
  Edges, I like him, Crisp. I can't make pancakes. You don't
• 1:57:41
  how to make food. Not that okay, you know the commons to gonna
• 1:57:47
  say how you get me a dark episode for you and Mike. I'm just
• 1:57:51
  telling you now, But yeah, I don't. I can't make no because
• 1:57:55
  I saw this thing. For some reason, fucking TikTok just always wants to
• 1:57:58
  show you, like full episodes of ship but below deck and the one dude
• 1:58:01
  was he wanted what's that? It's one of those like with the yachts hass
• 1:58:10
  like following the crew and whatever the guests and the dude wanted a pancake for
• 1:58:15
  dinner. But he was explaining the dude and dude, I guess he's I
• 1:58:17
  think he might have been British. He was trying to tell him, like,
• 1:58:20
  yo, I want my pancake pretty much like he said, crispy on
• 1:58:24
  the edges, and he was like hallo fuck. So he was like trying
• 1:58:26
  to was like all right, and he brings out a crepe and he was
• 1:58:29
  like because it's crispy or whatever. But it stands like nah, no,
• 1:58:31
  not like that. You need to put the oil in it. So they
• 1:58:34
  try it again and kind of try to make it. It's like I don't
• 1:58:36
  want him fluffy on, and everybody in the comments like we all know what
• 1:58:40
  he's saying, Like you mean the homemade like nigga say his nigga, but
• 1:58:45
  it's just dropped the butter on that bit and use butter or oil. But
• 1:58:51
  I like to have on butter. I like my edges to be butter,
• 1:58:55
  know what I'm saying. And you just put the batter like on top of
• 1:58:59
  the butter spreads out. That's how it gets that crispy in the batter.
• 1:59:03
  No, that's not gonna make the edges crispy. Oh sure, sure,
• 1:59:09
  I'm still it shows it come off. I'm still butter on that bitch though,
• 1:59:15
  exactly. Yeah, I'll never understand when people put the butter on top
• 1:59:17
  and then just put the syrup and then eat, it's like, no,
• 1:59:20
  spread the butter. I'm gonna put a piece of butter under each fold.
• 1:59:24
  It's got to be nice and hot cut so it melts. Cut them first
• 1:59:27
  and put the butter in ther or I just put it in the microwave or
• 1:59:30
  or or you put it in the microwave, so the butter and milk or
• 1:59:35
  it's nice in there. Lift the flat but lift the flat butter butter on
• 1:59:42
  top, and then as you're eating it, those butters is melted. It's
• 1:59:45
  hell of butter. Cut but I say, but that's why no, but
• 1:59:49
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• 1:59:58
  nigga, you'll be putting. We put a lot of button on him.
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  Shut him, my nigga. Polotics. She's like, don't my nigga
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• 2:00:15
  first people get canceled like effectively. Yeah, like it was like she was
• 2:00:19
  what got her the fuck. Yeah. We don't like him either, but
• 2:00:26
  you can't be out here like that, like Jesus canceled wasn't a word yet.
• 2:00:31
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• 2:00:36
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• 2:00:42
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• 2:00:44
  for Betty Crocker. Fuck up because that mean all that she's gonna go and
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• 2:00:56
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• 2:01:00
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• 2:01:15
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• 2:01:24
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• 2:01:30
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• 2:01:40
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• 2:01:44
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• 2:01:47
  but still Rachel Ray. You think Jay cheated on with her? Rachel be
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  so crazy sometimes the people that happen, sometimes the people that they cheat with.
• 2:01:59
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• 2:02:20
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• 2:02:30
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• 2:02:33
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• 2:02:40
  She's gonna comments off all right now. I'm about to do that with you,
• 2:02:45
  just just to bring about the feeling everybody listening to this podcast. Go
• 2:02:50
  past it. Be under, oh brother, not just gonna keep having it
• 2:02:55
  again. I do now keep her on her toes, you fucking bitch.
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  nasty ship. Next question, I like, I'm just like consblated if
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• 2:03:25
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• 2:03:41
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• 2:03:47
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• 2:03:56
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• 2:04:27
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• 2:04:42
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• 2:04:45
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• 2:04:54
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• 2:05:16
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• 2:05:28
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• 2:06:27
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• 2:06:45
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• 2:06:51
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• 2:06:54
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• 2:06:58
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• 2:07:35
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• 2:07:48
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• 2:07:55
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• 2:09:09
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• 2:09:18
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• 2:10:43
  eighteen nineteen. Yeah, and then I would I'm like, yeah, sign
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  Resecting me. I was like, it isn't chopping, it is reversible.
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• 2:12:37
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  do you think sleeping outside your marriage is more common or less common compared to
• 2:12:50
  later or previous generations? I have on both sides of my families. There's
• 2:12:56
  three different last names, so it's common for you. It's like, no,
• 2:13:01
  like that shit ain't new. But do you think it's less common now?
• 2:13:05
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• 2:13:11
  might make it less common is technology. I don't know it's less common.
• 2:13:15
  It's just easy to get caught it's easier to get caught. I think the
• 2:13:18
  amount of cheating is still the same. It's just that back then you couldn't
• 2:13:20
  get caught like that because it wasn't. I'll see, I'm going to work
• 2:13:28
  house a whole another family. Kids is too dog right the mouth every day
• 2:13:33
  and it would be right next door. So you guys later work overnight and
• 2:13:37
  he goes to his other family. They find out at his funeral. Yeah,
• 2:13:41
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• 2:13:45
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• 2:14:13
  out out of dead beat days man, And then we had one like that.
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• 2:14:22
  not emotionally dead. I got holes, Eric codes. It is not the
• 2:14:26
  same as Papa as a Roman Stone. Yeah, that's just like a single
• 2:14:31
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• 2:14:35
  a whole family and I'm going to different or I'm cheating on my wife.
• 2:14:39
  I'm cheating on my wife. Same thing. It's not, it's not.
• 2:14:48
  I'm not gonna get this hasfaction of winning, so it's the same thing.
• 2:14:52
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• 2:15:03
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• 2:15:07
  What's your spirit animal? The cardinal? I say it, y'all can't
• 2:15:13
  take it the wrong way because I was literally watching her documentary the other day.
• 2:15:15
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• 2:15:18
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  She got me really into like manifestation, spirituality, more stuff like angel numbers,
• 2:15:26
  all that stuff. I really got to studying us off too, doctor
• 2:15:28
  semi type stuff. I don't like that stuff. Good. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:15:35
  we get it. We get burning a house and stuff. Do you
• 2:15:37
  have rocks on your window sill? They're not rocks, but they're not on
• 2:15:41
  my window sill either. Stone keenings. I have some in my my bag.
• 2:15:46
  You have them in your bag? Not right now, but yeah,
• 2:15:48
  do carry some on me? Mm. Gotta keep the energies right, they're
• 2:15:52
  not. They're not when you get them cleansed too, Yeah, cleans them.
• 2:15:56
  M they're not rocks. The crystals, yeah, crystals rocks. Okay.
• 2:16:11
  Can I skip it across the lake? Okay? Can I dig for
• 2:16:16
  it? Okay? Not my spirit animal? Not a deer. Not a
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  deer can kill because you can't kill it. I kill one of those.
• 2:16:28
  I'll be something I can't kill. I don't know, cheetah, jaguar.
• 2:16:31
  I mean, if you don't know this, I don't have one exactly.
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  this cocoa? Like the fuck? Just mine's a cardinal? How do you
• 2:16:43
  know that? Because you feel the energy, because the things that happen in
• 2:16:46
  spiritual like that's why I have the cardinal tattoo. Mine was the actual animal
• 2:16:50
  be a butterfly. I feel like mine might be a rabbit. Oh,
• 2:16:54
  you'd be thumping like that. Come on, come on, don't come on,
• 2:16:58
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• 2:17:03
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  that's what's talking about. I don't know. I never knew that you could
• 2:17:11
  just identify with this sperity animal. I don't you know, I don't know.
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• 2:17:16
  you in a dream when you were passed out, nothing came to you.
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• 2:17:22
  Potter fan. What would your patronist be? I don't even remember the names
• 2:17:26
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• 2:17:30
  but they were like, yeah, you know what I'm saying. I didn't
• 2:17:33
  mean to check your Harry Potter j Mike, why don't you take another sip
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  of some C four to wake you up? Might make it a little smarter
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  too. You did not show the C or the four idiots there you go.
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• 2:17:50
  maybe it's also for m J or anyone else. Can you all describe some
• 2:17:56
  porn stars and NBA terms? Who is the MJ and Ron and the porn
• 2:18:00
  game? Bryan Pumps, Michael Jordan, No, No, I was talking
• 2:18:05
  about I feel like me might run the same wave, like we're about the
• 2:18:11
  name. Like some women Shi the little six to be like thing we go
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  strong with doing it for a long time. He would be the lebron Lexco
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  Strong Lex still really ain't he? Like he's still out there? But hey,
• 2:18:41
  Michaels like Rico Strongs and everything. Oh the Haitian nigga, the French
• 2:18:46
  but was spending what being that pussy talking French talking to Haitian creole. Definitely
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  ke Kevin, Yeah, no, he definitely is that who said that?
• 2:19:03
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• 2:19:11
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• 2:19:15
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• 2:19:20
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• 2:19:26
  shit the wash Mike, you probably name name someone I have some of my
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  mon who's your MJ and who's your lebron? M J is probably an old
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• 2:19:52
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• 2:20:00
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• 2:20:11
  so long on Brons came straight out of high school still doing I don't like
• 2:20:18
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• 2:20:20
  mean, wow, high school to the pros. Shout out to the other
• 2:20:30
  John. They had to have her ship scrubbed off the internet. She definitely
• 2:20:33
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• 2:20:37
  the high school. She had to have her shit scrub because she was seventeen
• 2:20:39
  when they did it. Y yeah, oh well yeah that was only like
• 2:20:43
  a one time now. Yeah yeah, she went to cast and Couch Dominica.
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• 2:20:54
  I'm surprised more girls forget. No, we never I'll never forget shorty.
• 2:21:03
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• 2:21:07
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• 2:21:13
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• 2:21:20
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  goats. But these women are older than my mom. They all, No,
• 2:21:31
  no, I just know the name because Nina Hartley is still going at
• 2:21:35
  sixty something. What you still got here doing that one? Asian ladies still
• 2:21:39
  going? Which one? Asian John? She's old. They just get cream
• 2:21:45
  pies because they don't got no eggs. No more. Did you hit the
• 2:21:48
  story? Did you hit the story? I think Korean like there's a like
• 2:21:54
  like the oldest male Korean porn star because apparently they don't have a lot of
• 2:21:56
  male porn star. So it's this old guy that's still wrecking the game.
• 2:22:00
  And like a tortoise. Yeah, I'm like, that's it's like two inches
• 2:22:09
  turtles having sex is a funny sense. What no, No, next black
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  somebody look up with tortoise having said, that's how they have that look like
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• 2:22:31
  are no like Asian male. Yeah. He was like, well they are.
• 2:22:35
  They just purposes things. Okay, okay, stop it, next question,
• 2:22:43
  go, let's let's just recenter maybe Nation if you could see the set.
• 2:22:50
  Did you see the little midget dude? I told you two for two
• 2:23:00
  Broy'll see little a little short ending dude. He like this big they call
• 2:23:07
  us like a baby alien, because he looks like a baby's like a fucking
• 2:23:09
  alien. He has no teeth, he looks crazy. They let him this
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  one porn start the first time, like he was like literally little he ran
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  up the from the video don't no way brontu way bro right. So he
• 2:23:22
  actually fucked her like on a van, and they did it again with some
• 2:23:26
  mother ship was a mother John. Apparently she's like up here like she's way
• 2:23:31
  brou He's actually sucking him. It's kind of crazy. It's a little weird.
• 2:23:37
  Actually, it's very porn industry. You don't, don't. We definitely
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  don't. Okay, I don't think I'm not. We'll call HRS. His
• 2:23:52
  next question, hr thank you man. If you could put any franchise dress
• 2:23:58
  on real poor your house, which would it be? Cry? I get
• 2:24:03
  that, but wasn't it I didn't hear you. Yes, if you could
• 2:24:05
  put any franchise restaurant in your house, which would it be a franchise chick?
• 2:24:11
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• 2:24:15
  not gonna put up an. You're not gonna you don't want it right back
• 2:24:18
  here bread bulls right where you beat it? Listen, I think it's good.
• 2:24:22
  I don't go to often, So what would you get Friday? A
• 2:24:28
  chain restaurant in my house? That means they gotta be a it be half.
• 2:24:35
  It can't be half. It's not a taco bell pizza combo. No,
• 2:24:43
  we don't. I wouldn't be silver throwing that in the mix with just
• 2:24:50
  no long together y'all, y'all are really really trying, and we don't want
• 2:24:58
  that ship. I like Long Johnson. It was huh, it was good.
• 2:25:01
  I'm not getting fast food food food that ship. That's that deserves to
• 2:25:07
  be a one off on them. And you, yeah, like your filet
• 2:25:09
  of fish. That's where you belong, not a whole restaurant. It was
• 2:25:11
  good. Who dedicated to I'm says, so steady supply of cheddar biscuits whenever
• 2:25:18
  I want, no matter that. Like pizza. A steakhouse like pizza,
• 2:25:24
  pizza women. Yeah, I feel like a steakhouse would be too heavy.
• 2:25:28
  I wouldn't eat it doesn't have some stake, like I be having a steak
• 2:25:31
  all the time, steak for breakfast. I can. I canept chicken every
• 2:25:35
  day all day. That's why I said, PJS, That's why I said
• 2:25:37
  I can eat wings. Just because there's so many different flavors. There is
• 2:25:41
  a lot of what do you say, pizza and wings pjs. Yeah,
• 2:25:46
  Pj's wings. They're not as good as they used to be. Them sits
• 2:25:50
  still bust what you talking about? Because they don't call. They're not half
• 2:25:52
  all. That's why they don't take. I need them to come back,
• 2:25:56
  bro jay mm long Jossers. Okay, next one, I'm telling it was
• 2:26:07
  good. Anybody who answered that question with Long jos Sellers. We need to
• 2:26:13
  round them up. We need to put them somewhere. I'm not gonna say
• 2:26:18
  where. We gotta put him somewhere. Just pick them up and put him
• 2:26:22
  over here. Yeah, I don't know, I can't where. You can
• 2:26:28
  think about things option chicken and you got burgers, and you got got beer
• 2:26:33
  hm hm good beer. Chick Shack is good. Beer is good. I
• 2:26:41
  didn't know that. Very delicious. It's one in Cherry who I believe they
• 2:26:46
  have beer and Cherry who never I don't remember. Oh, okay, next
• 2:26:52
  question, someone said Trader because I was thinking about the chicks. Say,
• 2:26:56
  Trader Joe's is like cartoon uh groceries. It looks like cartoon groceries. Just
• 2:27:01
  because exactly what it is on it. I can see that, Joseph.
• 2:27:05
  I can see that, Darius. Joseph, Like, you don't go there
• 2:27:09
  for like grocery shopping. You just go to trade the whole just want micro
• 2:27:13
  wavable stuff meals orange chicken, Barria chicken had mhm. That's just delicious.
• 2:27:26
  Yeah, yeah, that's delicious. Yeah, the easiest most delicious chicken orange
• 2:27:33
  chicken you'll ever make. That is delicious. Beefn Brockley one is good too.
• 2:27:39
  I didn't try that. It's pretty good. No, okay, next
• 2:27:48
  question, So you have to say it too, like you have to jump
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  in beef. Okay, I know it's ready the internet coming. Okay,
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  you said it undeniable. Okay, next question, no problem, sir.
• 2:28:13
  You on on my mouth, good question on my brain. Okay. Can
• 2:28:22
  you trace your taste in women? Like can you remember so can you remember
• 2:28:28
  the woman's slash character from your past to put you down the path to the
• 2:28:31
  types of women you're attracted to, for example, the Pink Ranger. So
• 2:28:37
  you like basic white women. I mean, I guess this person does MTV
• 2:28:41
  in the nineties. Mm hmmmm it was he's the Pink Ranger. Yeah,
• 2:28:52
  I guess that's what it was. Kimberly. She wasn't even bad for she
• 2:28:58
  wasn't no basically why she was not and he's cute. Are young though,
• 2:29:01
  I mean there's better things. There's like everyone was Pango to bank Topango was
• 2:29:05
  nice, but that's not my type. No, I don't know. It
• 2:29:09
  was Tony Off for girlfriends with the lips. It was the lips. Yeah
• 2:29:16
  she has so yeah, she had the juggers between the chocolate skin and the
• 2:29:20
  lips. I'm like, yeah, that's why I like. It was Tony.
• 2:29:24
  Okay, okay, shout out Tony in the back, shout out Tony
• 2:29:31
  in the back. The bag. I don't know, man, I don't
• 2:29:35
  I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think
• 2:29:37
  I have. I don't think my type looks. Have anybody that I could
• 2:29:39
  even that was like a celebrity anything. I didn't really have, like crushes
• 2:29:43
  like that they get amory hm hmm, it's your tight. We'll move on,
• 2:29:48
  I'll have yeah, yeah, shut up, that's very solid. I
• 2:29:54
  mean, I don't think anybody anything. Is it just one thing? Because
• 2:30:01
  I'm thinking about it, it's just one thing? Is it just one thing?
• 2:30:03
  It's not m I'd say mine's just like a smortgage board of man.
• 2:30:09
  Maybe he's Amory, I don't know it is. I mean Amory's on the
• 2:30:13
  list, definitely. Yeah. Ray Samone was my first crass. Yeah,
• 2:30:18
  that's it's a little weird. That's not chocolate. It's a little weird,
• 2:30:22
  but a little strange good. I like funny girls. Oh, the Cheetah
• 2:30:26
  Girls. I mean that includes Raven smone, but pretty much Disney Channel girls.
• 2:30:33
  I realized that Channel gir Us. Yeah, I think I said Amory
• 2:30:37
  Man, he's thinking about that. He's going through He never thought about that.
• 2:30:43
  Ah, it's a good one. I see it. If you're going
• 2:30:46
  through the roller decks. Right now, we're gonna look through the history book.
• 2:30:52
  I'm looking at all the pictures really really niche. It's very Pacific,
• 2:30:58
  Pacific Pacific. There. You don't fit a mold. While you're looking Elsie,
• 2:31:05
  there's questions for you. What are the numbers on Elsie's thighs? He
• 2:31:09
  know, we're looking jeeling face us my boy Adam when I passed away his
• 2:31:15
  birthday to day dine. Yeah, so stop being so horny. I hope
• 2:31:22
  that got your pussy wet lady. Yeah, I'm gonna get a full leg
• 2:31:26
  sleeping one of the side, so it kind of takes away sadness one of
• 2:31:33
  I haven't chosen with leg, maybe the right leg because I already got some
• 2:31:35
  diw here to almost had nine three twenty. I saw He's like like Rick
• 2:31:50
  James, my nigga Adam want to go pick him up? Like hell no,
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  I was like, last one, last two k Adam Adam smack.
• 2:32:03
  I was. He smacked his hand aweight pits woke up like like a quick
• 2:32:07
  like the quickest nap. I was like, that was great. He woke
• 2:32:09
  up and he was like, no, I'm fine, I'm good. Ya
• 2:32:11
  like no, like I'm fine now, I just way too much hooka.
• 2:32:15
  That was his version of of of what Ralph and rally. Yeah. Yeah,
• 2:32:20
  I feel like it's one like people black out and it's like and you
• 2:32:22
  come back, but it just my body was just like you need to restart,
• 2:32:26
  and you restart with hitting the ground. Yeah. Mhm mmm mmm mm
• 2:32:33
  hmm. Stupid. Someone said stupid. If you knew your ops had allergies,
• 2:32:41
  would you use that against them and keep it in your back pocket like
• 2:32:43
  Batman? That pocket peanuts, peanut dust trips, campy fucking shrimps. I'm
• 2:33:05
  breaking out like Superman. Oh I lined this suit with peanuts. You can't
• 2:33:13
  touch me, like, oh my god, I'm wearing a peanut You touch
• 2:33:22
  me, you die. All these bullets and peanut oil. Have a little
• 2:33:26
  jiffy cup in your back pocket. I'll open it. Don't make me do
• 2:33:31
  it. You just lay on top. I filled this water I filled this
• 2:33:35
  water gun with liquid with melted peanut butter and water like off of you when
• 2:33:41
  you put the peanut oil and shit and dungeon please yes, Before they lead
• 2:33:46
  the house, they just stick their fingernails and some peanut butter, and it's
• 2:33:48
  like, I will, I got somebody. Your motherfucking the wolfing real quick
• 2:33:56
  with me. Watch that. I was just playing that peanut Your girl relaxed.
• 2:34:03
  That peanut butter sleeping too, your blood stream, nigger, just peanut
• 2:34:09
  butter, just wiping across the nose. Kids, I'm on a good night.
• 2:34:16
  The kids are death. Little do you know I'm pumping peanut oil?
• 2:34:26
  Is this room? My god would be like, do you just wipe shit
• 2:34:39
  on me? Worse? Peanut butter? Peanut butter? Now where's my epipan?
• 2:34:46
  You mean this hes danging, popping. He's a little Did you know
• 2:34:54
  I'm pumping peanut butters, peanut oil into this very room, into this room
• 2:34:58
  right now. I got it. It was pumping through the vents. I
• 2:35:01
  just ejected you with thirty ccs of peanut water. The key is sower in
• 2:35:05
  this room. You start turning into sauce. Let's play a game. You
• 2:35:13
  said you're gonna stop smoking hookah, and now you smoke it all the day.
• 2:35:18
  So your hooka has been lined with peanut or now you can either kill
• 2:35:24
  this baby. Will you take one last drink in his stomach? Like pin
• 2:35:30
  my ride? What the peanut butter? All over the ship heard you alerted
• 2:35:33
  to the ship the peanut butter. It was so we we turned your car
• 2:35:39
  into eppy pen like you look the peanut butter. So we put peanut butter
• 2:35:45
  and your dashboard, you know, peanut butter. So you're not alert anymore.
• 2:35:52
  Jelly literally picking the Chick fil a And I heard you like chicken.
• 2:35:58
  My brother's chick. He would have been. He he's living life on the
• 2:36:01
  edge now, he said. They said the peanut oil doesn't bother. It's
• 2:36:03
  like trace some melts. But if he smells it then he's like okay,
• 2:36:11
  not literally like okay, no problem boy. Part of me would be like
• 2:36:18
  if he just get if he sees up like that, I'm like, damn,
• 2:36:22
  this is serious, skippy. Yeah no, he like his nose is
• 2:36:30
  super sensitive. Like if I opened up peanut butter here and he walked in
• 2:36:33
  and he would be like, I'm out of here. M he can't even
• 2:36:35
  like, he can't even be I would do that as soon as you get
• 2:36:37
  annoying, I'm like, I'm not to make a pean of my ass.
• 2:36:41
  Up. He didn't get on my You know what, I bet sandwich in
• 2:36:48
  his room at three o'clock in the morning. I know to do it him.
• 2:36:52
  Now, that's what Burt said. He was a little due to you
• 2:36:54
  with strawberries. Yeah, oh yeah. What is it ever gonna do with
• 2:37:01
  the jelly that is your cousin. He's gonna poison with strawberry your allergy.
• 2:37:11
  So he's gonna use it against Menna. Have a strawberry pop turn his back
• 2:37:15
  pocket at all time. Oh no, that's not gonna hurt oh storry pop
• 2:37:18
  tarts. No, No, you're not alleged to strawberries, right, It
• 2:37:22
  was just the I don't know I just never made Yeah, he made strawberry
• 2:37:26
  barbecue sauce, but he's not alleged strawberries though he doesn't know that. I
• 2:37:31
  don't know. I don't know. I had the bad reactions. Your body
• 2:37:35
  changes every like, so you can be alerted. It might have been a
• 2:37:39
  time you've got allergic to it. Go take the test where they shoot you
• 2:37:41
  like fifteen needles. So no, I'll just avoid strawberries like I've been doing.
• 2:37:46
  I had that. It was not fun. I was like, oh,
• 2:37:50
  you're allergic to everything. I was like, I heard that's not fun
• 2:37:52
  at all. Yeah, I'm good. I never had. I'd just live
• 2:37:54
  life in age. I just keep not living my life, a non strawberry
• 2:37:58
  life, like it's been that way. Yeah, all right, we're good.
• 2:38:05
  Oh okay, that all right. Well you know, hey, uh
• 2:38:09
  once you set all, you know, it's time to get get get good
• 2:38:13
  good go well uh uh the the the the the the okay, uh,
• 2:38:22
  Tori, you can plug yourself. Well the last time. Yeah. So
• 2:38:26
  my brand is Obvious Esthetics. Uh so everything was almost taken. So it's
• 2:38:30
  going to the variation Underscore ivy Esthetics on I G and Twitter Underscore Underscore IV
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  Esthetics on TikTok and then Ivy Aesthetics too on Facebook. I want to do
• 2:38:41
  one last thing for y'all cause last year came to the cookout with just handing
• 2:38:46
  out samples. Didn't think anything of it. My cousin Bert, He's like,
• 2:38:48
  yeah, they shout at you out. I was like, I didn't
• 2:38:50
  even think they go look it up. I would just like, y'all show
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  me love. Let me show that right back, hit ls you up.
• 2:38:54
  It was like, how many is it sent? Y'all the package whatever,
• 2:38:58
  y'all didn't even have to go on here and be like she sent us this.
• 2:39:01
  Y'all did it again. As I said in the note, y'all show
• 2:39:05
  me love, I'm gonna show love and gratitude right back. I appreciate everything
• 2:39:07
  y'all did for my brand, even put it on a platform like this all
• 2:39:11
  right smell free stuff. So I definitely wanted day to be about the part
• 2:39:16
  of the project that I was working on before we did this whatever. So
• 2:39:18
  I'm gonna do something special. So everybody put your phones down. Okay,
• 2:39:24
  you not include be cause your ambassador. Remember I said, look at the
• 2:39:26
  page before we started anything. If y'all can guess when did I launch ivy
• 2:39:31
  Esthetics. Whoever gets the closest to the date without going past it, I
• 2:39:35
  will give you whatever you want out in my box right now. Oh all
• 2:39:39
  right, said I would say it's in February. I'll say that it's in
• 2:39:41
  February. It's February something, all right, it's the easiest, the shortest
• 2:39:46
  month. What's your birthday? March seventh? Febru huh? I said I
• 2:39:56
  launched Iva Aesthetics in February. The said January. No, it's February thirteenth.
• 2:40:01
  Oh no, okay, keep going. Who has the closest one.
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  I'm gonna go February seventh, squad, I'm gonna say February twentieth. He
• 2:40:13
  won February twenty second. What do you want on the box? I wanta
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  shows you already boxes. You already know what time it is, alright.
• 2:40:20
  I was gonna say twenty one, but then you know I went seven for
• 2:40:24
  the homie. Yeah, so I'm gonna do something else too. Oh shit,
• 2:40:30
  let me okay, I go back on watch the video when it is
• 2:40:33
  my birthday. Oh there's champagne showers. Just to plug that in. That
• 2:40:39
  is one of two I now have left so yeah, pop up because these
• 2:40:46
  are showing me very fast. It's the best. They smell the list best.
• 2:40:48
  Gonna do something else. That's why I was like, hold off until
• 2:40:50
  Elz gets back. I want to do something everybody. I want to do
• 2:40:54
  one last thing for y'all because I love y'all. How me, nigga please
• 2:41:03
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• 2:41:22
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• 2:41:46
  I didn't say the twenty first. I was gonna say twenty one. Just
• 2:41:50
  by god, I was gonna say twenty one. Say let me get there.
• 2:41:56
  I'm feeling generous, that's what y'all want. I'm feeling No, we're
• 2:42:03
  gonna pay for I'm definitely picking up a number between one and tend bozo.
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  squad When I'm saying seven, that was no. I said it. The
• 2:42:20
  people heard it. Squad is what you want? Oh? The all tests?
• 2:42:31
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• 2:42:46
  last time this about had me to join this and I need this every three
• 2:42:50
  months? Is that I have to guess what it was? A fire truck
• 2:42:56
  in which country? America? Red m read it's full proved to me.
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  I don't know if all right, I'll do this. I'll do this,
• 2:43:09
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• 2:43:15
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• 2:43:18
  braind my brand's colors just color scale, dead fucking ass. Look at around,
• 2:43:24
  damn card she just gave you. I was gonna say pink, and
• 2:43:26
  it's not pink and big nigger look at I don't know hold the other one
• 2:43:46
  or actually what was the I say, you wanna smell like me? So
• 2:43:50
  bad? Hill bro? How was it good? One? Are you on
• 2:43:54
  beard? Whom? Grow out what you want. I'll take the champagne showers,
• 2:43:58
  give it out of box. Take champigners, find it fast in the
• 2:44:03
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• 2:44:07
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• 2:44:11
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• 2:44:16
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  needed him to do it three times in a row. I like, Bro,
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  really look at asn't recently. Don't think you press butt