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121: I Bet She's Got a Bowl of Pudding in her Car · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 2: Provide more cooling in the containment chambers. To your stations,
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  Speaker 2: we have a movie meltdown.
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  Speaker 7: I'll be back.
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  Speaker 2: What's up, and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian. I'm Greg.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 3: I am Misty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Marlena.
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  Speaker 3: Alright. You didn't use your sultry voice.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry. Yeah, Greg. Alright, so we're back for another
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  Speaker 2: fun-filled movie geek festival here.
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  Speaker 3: Woo!
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  Speaker 2: So, to kick into this week's Geek Activities, my main
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  Speaker 2: one actually ties to three of us here, so I
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  Speaker 2: guess we'll do a tag team on this one. Marlena,
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  Speaker 2: you came up with this plan. Do you want to
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  Speaker 2: discuss what this thing was?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it got kind of messed up, not through any
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  Speaker 1: fault of mine, but through the theater's fault. But Pee-wee's
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  Speaker 1: Big Adventure was supposedly playing Midnight at Baxter Avenue Theater's.
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  Speaker 1: And I buy the tickets, and then they say it's
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  Speaker 1: playing at 10. The girl behind the counter says it's
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  Speaker 1: playing at 10. And then we get there at 10,
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, Ernest goes to camp, it's playing first.
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  Speaker 4: Yay!
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Technically, it's Ernest goes to jail.
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  Speaker 3: Ernest goes to jail. Oh. Jail.
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  Speaker 2: The greatest of the Ernest series.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Not that I don't love Jim Varney and all, but.
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  Speaker 2: Had I, yeah, I went into it expecting it to
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  Speaker 2: be the second one, and I wasn't so sure I
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  Speaker 2: was sticking around, so.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: It at least gave me the excuse, because then, that's
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  Speaker 2: the thing, it was like, Had it been camp, I
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  Speaker 2: kind of remember little pieces of that one.
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  Speaker 3: It's the first movie I ever saw at the Dollar Tree.
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  Speaker 3: The first movie I ever saw in the theater remembering
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  Speaker 3: seeing it. I was covered in mud, too. Me and
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  Speaker 3: Aaron were both covered in mud. We got in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: Your people?
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  Speaker 3: No, my grandma. That was our punishment. We had to
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  Speaker 3: go see it. No, we were going to go see
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  Speaker 3: it anyways, but we got in trouble because we were
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  Speaker 3: covered in mud. We were buried in the dark, so
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  Speaker 3: we didn't get in too much trouble.
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  Speaker 2: I remembered it was one that you were partial to. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I knew I had not seen Jail at all.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I have either.
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  Speaker 2: I have.
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  Speaker 8: You know, I expected horrible, especially the title sequence is bad.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun. It's poking fun at a whole other series
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  Speaker 2: of movies. Well, sure, sure, but it's bad even in that.
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  Speaker 2: It's bad, yeah. It's an earnest movie, we expect, going
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  Speaker 2: into it.
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  Speaker 8: You know, what works in those movies is not the slapstick,
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  Speaker 8: fly-around-with-the-floor-buffer stuff that was intended to.
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  Speaker 2: Which there was a lot of. A lot of it, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: But the subtle, quick one-hitters that he delivers impeccably. It
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  Speaker 8: just makes the movie worth watching.
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  Speaker 2: It's one I've always said about him, but I.
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  Speaker 2: It kind of, again, because I sat there and had
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  Speaker 2: to watch him the whole time. So then I was
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  Speaker 2: just like, okay, well, let's see what he's bringing to the...
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  Speaker 2: And that's the thing. He's so talented, really. It's a
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  Speaker 2: shame he has to play Ernest his entire career because
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  Speaker 2: he really... Maybe that's all he is. I mean, you've
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  Speaker 2: got to think about it. He wanted to be so
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  Speaker 2: much more.
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  Speaker 3: He wanted to be more of a.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, he gets to play Jet Clamp.
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  Speaker 2: But he was, again, I think last, you know, couple
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  Speaker 2: years ago when we started talking about him, I looked
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  Speaker 2: it up, and he was a trained Shakespearean actor. That
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  Speaker 2: was his passion, was he wanted to focus on Shakespeare.
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  Speaker 2: And he started off doing that on stage, and then
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  Speaker 2: got this stupid commercial, and... That's where it took him,
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  Speaker 2: and I guess you go with where the money is. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you get painted into a corner. Yeah, he definitely did. But,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's moments in it where you're like, he's
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  Speaker 2: not only delivering pretty quick-witted stuff, that I'm sure a
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  Speaker 2: lot of that was probably improvised, but on top of that,
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  Speaker 2: he also has this performance that he brings to all
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  Speaker 2: these characters. Again, I get tired of people playing multiple characters,
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  Speaker 2: but it's funny watching. He plays two main characters in
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  Speaker 2: this movie, and he has a specific... facial expression for
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  Speaker 2: each one he does like a very specific thing with
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  Speaker 2: both of them and and he never is out of
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  Speaker 2: when he's in that character he has that one of
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  Speaker 2: them has like an eye motion one of them you
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  Speaker 2: know earnest has his normal goofy grin but i mean
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  Speaker 2: it's a very different way than he like manipulates his
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  Speaker 2: face as he goes from one character to the other
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  Speaker 2: and it's like it's it's a lot more credit than
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  Speaker 2: you would give to you know what you would expect
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  Speaker 2: in an earnest man And then he does those characters
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  Speaker 2: playing the other person.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Which is even, you know, another stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Very layered performance.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 8: And then on top of that, he's in trying to
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  Speaker 8: become Ernest, the character, is in jail, trying to become
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  Speaker 8: the gangster. And so he's looking in the mirror at
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  Speaker 8: one point and he does probably 15 different gangster tough
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  Speaker 8: guy characters for movies.
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  Speaker 2: And you can hit.
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  Speaker 8: He hits every single one and you know exactly what
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  Speaker 8: he's doing.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 2: I laughed a lot at that moment. Again, he shows
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  Speaker 2: you he's a skilled performer, and he ends up in
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  Speaker 2: these horrible moments. Because that's the thing. As it goes on,
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  Speaker 2: there's times when it's just so bad. And I'm just...
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  Speaker 2: Jim Varney already died, didn't he?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I couldn't remember him. I was thinking he did,
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  Speaker 2: but I... Which, that's the thing. I would almost hope
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  Speaker 2: that somebody would have found him and, you know, Tarantino'd
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  Speaker 2: him and had him come back where he actually did
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  Speaker 2: some serious acting. He could have been hobbled with a shotgun. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that would have been awesome. That would have been awesome. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's another one. His whole career has kind of been
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 3: We watched one of his movies, so.
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  Speaker 2: We'll look at it later.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm keeping you listening. Which one did they watch? There's
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  Speaker 2: so many moments, and it is funny. I didn't understand
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  Speaker 2: why they played it as a two-parter with TV's Big Adventure. Marlena,
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  Speaker 2: you missed out because you were all excited when he
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  Speaker 2: got to the breakfast machine in Pee Wee. Yeah. The
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  Speaker 2: same thing is going on throughout. I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember the other movies or other Ernest movies, like,
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  Speaker 2: filled with contraptions and machinery and stuff in his house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is it, like, who's the guy? Is it Rube Goldberg?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. A series of.
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  Speaker 1: complicated mechanism to perform a simple task yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he's got that just to turn on the television
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  Speaker 2: to turn on the tv yeah yeah yeah that's amazing
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  Speaker 2: it's it's yeah actually.
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  Speaker 1: Like i some of the movies that have that like
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  Speaker 1: are my favorite delicatessen has that yeah and it's just
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  Speaker 1: like i get super excited.
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  Speaker 2: About yeah i mean it's got that whole point well
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  Speaker 2: i mean he walks into the yard and it looks
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  Speaker 2: and again we decided it was like the poor man's
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  Speaker 2: version of peewee's house i mean it It's the ghetto
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  Speaker 2: version of Pee-wee's house.
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  Speaker 8: It's got a large, you know, lit up ice cream cone.
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  Speaker 8: And he's even got a little dog like Pee-wee.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there were all these parallels that I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: now I kind of see why they did the double
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  Speaker 2: feature here. But it does, I mean, it pales in comparison.
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  Speaker 2: You can't put anything up against that in Pee-wee.
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  Speaker 1: That's just gold right there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But it is funny how much of that stuff,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you really could see... almost trying it, but
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I mean, maybe it started off that way,
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  Speaker 2: but to me it felt like, you know, since this
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  Speaker 2: one came afterwards, there was very much of tapping into that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, that kids, you know, they started gearing him
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  Speaker 2: more and more towards kids as he got dumber and
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  Speaker 2: dumber as the movies went on, so I think there
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  Speaker 2: was almost a conscious, hey, let's kind of, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Pee-Wee's popular, let's kind of go the direction of Pee-Wee,
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  Speaker 2: and He just didn't get busted.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: We decided, yeah, Greg, go ahead with your theory.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I decided during the intermission that Ernest should have
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  Speaker 8: gotten caught in a porn theater, and his career probably
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  Speaker 8: would have taken off even more. You know, been a
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  Speaker 8: little bit more.
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  Speaker 2: He could have changed direction. Yeah. It might have actually
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  Speaker 2: helped him.
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  Speaker 1: He could have fulfilled his dream of being a Shakespearean actor.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Possibly.
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  Speaker 3: But then what if he'd been taken seriously in that?
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  Speaker 3: Had he been caught doing something like that? No.
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  Speaker 2: No. I mean, he probably would have a better shot.
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  Speaker 1: Even yesterday, my friend's mom was like, I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: you're going to go watch that pervert. She's like, a
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  Speaker 1: pervert for doing something that every man and woman does?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what a pervert.
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  Speaker 8: If it was a kiddie movie that he had gotten
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  Speaker 8: caught playing with himself in, that's one thing, but it
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  Speaker 8: was porn.
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  Speaker 1: And that's like a common misconception. People think that. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's half of what killed his career because people
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  Speaker 1: don't realize, like, no, it was like an adult film
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  Speaker 1: with adults. but like.
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  Speaker 2: In a theater where this goes on. He wasn't just
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  Speaker 2: at the multiplex touching himself. I mean, he was in
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  Speaker 2: a theater that was built for that purpose, whether they
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  Speaker 2: admit to it now.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't like the Dollar Tree store. Right. You know,
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  Speaker 3: the dog movie, watching Ernest Goes to Camp or anything.
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  Speaker 3: That would be awesome.
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  Speaker 8: That movie theater is actually down the street from my
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  Speaker 8: wife's grandma's house in Sarasota, Florida. I drove past, it
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  Speaker 8: was many years afterwards, but I've driven past where that
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  Speaker 8: was in.
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  Speaker 2: The Did you go in?
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  Speaker 8: I don't think it's a porn theater anymore.
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  Speaker 2: But go in and take pictures of yourself. Here I
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  Speaker 2: am in the sea. I might touch myself.
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  Speaker 3: Here's where the floor's sticky.
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  Speaker 2: It's been years and the floor's still sticky.
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  Speaker 3: That's every porn place you're going to go to.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been to one.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I hear. Every movie theater.
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  Speaker 2: Porn just makes it worse. So, yeah, that was, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, any more on Ernest? No, nothing more on Ernest. Greg, it's... Marlena,
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  Speaker 2: you don't get to play this part.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to tell that story?
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  Speaker 1: I'll let Greg finish his story.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have any more to the story. You can
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  Speaker 2: certainly tell what you were doing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, none of my friends wanted to stick
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  Speaker 1: around in a movie theater for four solid hours.
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  Speaker 2: They were there. Yeah, we were there, but she ditched us.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the other two friends that I came there with.
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  Speaker 8: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you hadn't come, I wouldn't have left,
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  Speaker 1: just because I wouldn't have left Brian there.
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  Speaker 2: So you say now. I would have been solo peewee.
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  Speaker 2: Would you be a loner, Dougie?
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  Speaker 8: He wouldn't have been that. creepiest person in the theater.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's a compliment for me.
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  Speaker 3: I think I had to pause to make sure you
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  Speaker 3: got it right.
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  Speaker 2: You had to think about it. Maybe. Probably not. It's
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  Speaker 2: a close call.
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  Speaker 1: Across the street, my co-worker's band was playing. I love them.
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  Speaker 1: I really do. They were not well received. Number one,
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  Speaker 1: they're like a 70s cover band. They cover like Alice
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  Speaker 1: Cooper songs and Led Zeppelin songs.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, in most bars I would see that going over
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  Speaker 2: a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, this is at Highland Taproom, though. Most dog bars, yes,
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  Speaker 1: but Highland Taproom people are just kind of like.
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  Speaker 2: A little too trendy for the 70s rock.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: But we just sat out on the porch and pretended
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  Speaker 1: that we were paying attention to the music. We were
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: really just laughing at the guy in the band's awesome
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: print dice shirt. It was like black and it was
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: like baggy and he had it tucked into his like
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  Speaker 1: dad jeans. And then the dice print on it was
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  Speaker 1: like huge neon dice.
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  Speaker 2: Classy.
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  Speaker 1: We're like, check out that awesome shirt.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: There's dad jeans now. Just like mom jeans. If you've
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: got mom jeans, I guess you have to have dad jeans.
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  Speaker 3: Your dad wears them all the time. You've seen your
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: dad's jeans.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like the baggy kind of Levi's, the white
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  Speaker 1: tennis shoes and the belt, and they're kind of like puffy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. He does, doesn't he? Do they have elastic, too,
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  Speaker 2: in addition to a belt? A built-in belt? I forget
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  Speaker 2: about that. My dad has a belt. Dad jeans. I
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  Speaker 2: never did think about that. Okay, just a minor side note.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the pajama jeans commercial?
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  Speaker 3: Yes. No.
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  Speaker 2: They look awful. Oh, my God. Is this where we've
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  Speaker 2: come to as a society? I mean, it's another one
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: of those infomercials. I'm like, oh, this is the end
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  Speaker 2: of the world.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: Like the blueberry bush?
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: I give up. What's the blueberry bush?
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: The blueberry bush, it was like.
• 13:33
  Speaker 9: Tired of paying $ 10 for blueberries at the grocery store?
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: Try the blueberry bush.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just don't buy blueberries.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: You get fresh blueberries every day. They make it sound
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  Speaker 1: like this one blueberry bush that you're going to hang
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  Speaker 1: from a pot in your kitchen is going to produce
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  Speaker 1: a farm's worth of blueberries.
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  Speaker 8: I only eat blueberries that come in boxes of muffin mix.
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  Speaker 3: Little freeze-dried pellets.
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  Speaker 2: They're blue dye and sugar. Oh, no, no. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: sometimes they have to try so hard. It's like, tired
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  Speaker 2: of wearing jeans? They're trying so hard on that one. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: fat ass. Isn't it hard to cram yourself into jamming?
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: They might as well. Don't jeans suck when you go
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: to the buffet? Well, they do the worst case scenario
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  Speaker 2: of the girl pulls her jeans back and there's like a...
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  Speaker 2: She's like... And there's like... the rivet imprints on her.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Throw her hands up in desperation.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm dying.
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  Speaker 1: I love how dire every situation in infomercials is. It's like,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: and they yell at you just to get the point across.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: That's why Billy Mays was so perfect.
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  Speaker 3: I love Billy Mays. But I hate the Shamwell guy.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: I love Shamwell guy.
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious? He's a woman beater.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but she had it coming.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you said that. I am not claiming that at all.
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  Speaker 2: His face creeps me out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it. His face does creep me out,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: but he's so, like, high. He is, like, he does
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: a lot of coke, I think.
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  Speaker 3: He's very entertaining.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: So you're attracted to guys who do a lot of coke.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not attracted to it.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't come into it.
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  Speaker 3: She was a hooker.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: And that's why she gets beaten.
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  Speaker 1: No, I can't remember the reason. There was a legit reason.
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  Speaker 2: As long as they're a hooker.
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  Speaker 3: And remember, this is Marlena's day.
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  Speaker 8: A coke addict infomercial guy that's picking up hookers and
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  Speaker 8: beats her, she had it coming.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she didn't use the Sam Weber idea. Right.
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  Speaker 2: For clean-up afterwards?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But let me clarify. I'm not attracted
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: to Vince. He is creepy.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: You know his name? His face is creepy.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: But he's entertaining.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: I'm watching a little bit, too.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Let me get you a ShamWow to wipe the sweat off.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: No, thank you. But, yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Sidetracked. Okay, so we wrapped up Ernest, I'm assuming.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Do you want to... I mean,
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: there's not much to say. I'm sitting there last night
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: watching it for the umpteenth time, and I'm just like,
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: this may very well be one of those... I mean,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: it's a very short list for me, but just perfect movies. Like,
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you could do with this movie.
• 16:23
  Speaker 8: It slows down when... And there's good lines in it,
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: but when he goes into the dinosaur mouth and is
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: sitting with.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: What's her name?
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: The one that goes to France. That whole section kind
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: of gets a little... Okay, it's getting a little slow.
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: It's dragging a little bit.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: That's why you have a giant man with a bone
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: chasing you around.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:49
  Speaker 8: But yeah, there's still parts of it that... I mean, literally,
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: I was laughing. I'm trying not to. I'm like, okay,
• 16:57
  Speaker 8: I'm not going to sit here and laugh. And you still,
• 17:00
  Speaker 8: you laugh... You can't help it.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Again, I probably got more genuine laughs out of that
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: last night than most comedies I watch now in the
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: last five years.
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: And his delivery, like, when he's walking up, he's going
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: to Francis' house, and he's walking up the driveway, and
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: he stops and kind of composes himself and gives that
• 17:22
  Speaker 8: little shudder, that peewee shudder, and then walks on. It just,
• 17:27
  Speaker 8: I mean, the entire crowd laughed, and all he did
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: was just make a little tick And that's just classic stuff.
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: You know, I don't know how you can even write
• 17:37
  Speaker 8: that or plan to do something like that in a scene,
• 17:40
  Speaker 8: but it works somehow.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Well, and it shows the difference because they were in
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: the lobby playing the big top peewee on the little
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: screen while we went in there. And that's the thing.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: It's like I said, it's been so long since I've
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: seen that one, but I remember even the first time
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I saw it going, this isn't the same. And it
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: goes to show that major difference, which, number one, he
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: also was taking it in a different direction because he
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: became popular with kids then. But the first one is
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: so much a Tim Burton movie. Like, there are so
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: many times when you're just, wow, this is just out
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: and out Tim Burton right here. Tim Burton. Yeah. And
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: that's the thing. I was like, it kind of, because
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: before they were playing random old trailers and they played
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: the Willy Wonka Tim Burton trailer. That was just like
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: polar opposites. I mean, look at how good he is.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: in his first movie, his first full length movie versus
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: the crap that he's been cranking out lately. And it's just, it,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: it's sort of pains me to watch, you know, he's
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: so talented back in the old movies and, and had
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: such visual style, but could also balance it with, you know,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: a well put together movie and, and not horrible CGI
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: that they didn't have yet. So I don't know. It's
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: just it, but I mean, so much of that is
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: so well done from even a technical standpoint. Like there's
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: one or two times where like the laugh comes from
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: the editing. Like they actually like, the way that he
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: composed the shot or the way that they took it
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: and edited it after is the joke. I mean, again,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: that kind of stuff is things that get, you know,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: missed in movies that just, you know, get cranked out
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: by a studio and nobody puts any time or care
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: into them. And it's funny, I mean, this was a
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: pretty low-budget movie with a first-time director, but they still, like,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: spent so much time on all these little technical things
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: that still just make it hold up all these years later.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: It's still, like, impressive to watch, even as just a film,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: if you want to call Pee-Wee's Big Adventure that. But
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I would because it's awesome.
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: I think one thing that you could overlook easily, especially
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: comparing the two, is Phil Hartman.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Because he was the co-writer on this. Yeah, which I
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: forget that until the credits come up every time. I'm like,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: no wonder this is so damn good. anything he ever
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: did was fantastic he was amazing and has his little
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: cameo yeah.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I noticed that I forgot about that I.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Forgot what his cameo was he's at the very end
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: he's a reporter right that's yeah interviewing Francis.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah we didn't go me and Jay did not I
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: was gimping and didn't feel like going anywhere Corey's all
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: bruised and he's almost bruised and I didn't like that
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: so But, yeah, I remember watching this movie so many
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: times when I was a kid. How excited me and
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Aaron were when we found out my grandma had the
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: peewee dance song. That's what it was, the peewee dance song.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I think an entire generation knew it as that. It
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: was only later I found out it has.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: A real name.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know how many times me and Aaron listened
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: to Tequila over and over and over, trying to do
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: the dance. Yeah, it was hours and hours and weeks
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: and months of entertainment right there.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Were you guys wearing snowflake shoes?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Probably. Good.
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: And as popular as that part was, because that even
• 20:44
  Speaker 8: had its own song and video.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Didn't it? Yeah, I kind of think they cut that
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: part out and made it a video, yeah. It still
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: is very entertaining. We all see it coming now, but
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I was thinking last night as it started, I was like,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: this is really a weird movie. Like, then that's the
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: beauty of it. Like, it's almost surreal at times. Like,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: you're about to get your ass kicked in a biker bar.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: You're going to die. Your final request is to put
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: on giant shoes and dance around to tequila. I was like,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: who would write that? Like, who other than Phil Hartman
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: would write that? Like, that's, I mean, it's genius in
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: how weird it is.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right. Oh.
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: Actually, one thing that I always remember, and it's a
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: little scene, but Jan Hooks doing the tour guide is fabulous.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Again, another, like, performance just total character like she's nothing
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: like that in anything else you see her in she
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: created that character and it's like priceless.
• 21:42
  Speaker 8: And the gum chewing I always forget that she takes
• 21:45
  Speaker 8: the gum out of her mouth at the end but
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: by that time you're like stop it with the gum
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: stop it stop it and then she takes it out
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: and then just I don't know it's very.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Funny I think my favorite parts are the Alamo references
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know why like when he wakes up and
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: they're like what do you remember he's like I remember
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I remember the album.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yay!
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: It does make Texas look awesome.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I think it's just because I have such a soft
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: spot in my heart for Texas.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I know. But I just want to.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, sorry.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I just want to go there and sing the intro
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: part of the song and see if everybody, like, I just,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I hope that it's really like that when I get there.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: When we went to Texas, how many times was that done?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: We, we did it a lot. No one else really responded.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: You're ruining it for me, damn it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Cause yeah, when, uh, yeah, me and Jessica and Marlena,
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I'll put it in a different order.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I shuffled it up there. Me and Marlena and Jessica
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: went to Texas. I don't know how many times that
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: reference was made. We didn't even go to the Alamo. No.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: We should have.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Road trip.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. I, I, I've always wanted to go.
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: My wife, she went to San Antonio this last fall,
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: and she toured the Alamo. And I told her, I said,
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: please ask the tour guide if you can see the
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: basement with a straight face.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: How many times a day do you think they get that?
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. They probably hate that reference.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: They'll probably say it in the speech, there is no
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: basement in the Alamo.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: It's probably, okay, first and foremost, that's how they start
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: the tour.
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: And if they talked about Adobe, I would probably shit
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: my pants.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Adobe. She seems very pleased with it. Right. So, okay,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: the other thing I need to address, and I think
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I've always thought this, and I remember last time I
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: watched it, kind of thinking it again, but last night
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: just reinforced it. What the hell is Pee-wee thinking? Dottie's hot!
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Other than she sounds like a cartoon character. Well,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: because she is a cartoon character.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: But, uh, yep. Dottie is... Pee-wee's a loner. He's a razor.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: He comes to his senses. But, I mean, still, he's
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: fighting it, and I'm just like... I know he's sort
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: of a little kid, so ooh, girls are gross.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: And I mean, you know, like, I love Pee-wee, but
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: he's kind of gay. Kind of gay. I mean, I
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: know he's not, but like.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: But not even as a character. He's just childlike. And like,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: prepubescent doesn't even get sex, which is why I guess
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: they make him think girls are icky. But yeah, I mean,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: because I was watching that. I was like, he comes
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: off peculiar, but not really... I think that's the same thing.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: It's not that he comes off gay at all. It's
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: just that he is... He's just a child. He's just
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: a child.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of kids that I guess you can
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: kind of mix that signal up with. But, you know,
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: I mean, there's Izzy's cousin, Jared. If you looked at him,
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: he almost acts like Pee Wee Herman.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: He doesn't sound like him, too.
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: He kind of looks like him, too. But it's because he's...
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: He doesn't understand. He's still young. He's still, uh, ew,
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: girls are icky. Don't kiss me.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Ew.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: He's kind of whiny. But, you know, I think that's
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: kind of the same thing. He comes off almost childlike.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: It doesn't really... Yeah. He just doesn't get it yet.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: We'll all come around and find Elizabeth Daly. I had
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: to check, because I remembered looking at her last time
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: and finding out she did all those cartoon voices. She
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: was in Valley Girl. She's in Valley Girl. She was in, like,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: a bunch of 80 movies, and then she switched over. Oh,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: she was in Tommy? Yeah, she switched over to doing
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: voice work, and she's Tommy Pickles. She's Buttercup.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know she's Buttercup.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: She's Pickles. Oh, really?
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Buttercup. Powerpuff Girls.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: She's, like, several times when they kept trying to, like,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: reinvent the Flintstones, they kept making her Bam Bam. Like,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: there were all these weird, yeah, things that they, but
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: she's in, like, a hundred different, you can go look
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: her up, she's in every one. She's made a career
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: at voice work. Yeah. But she's got a good voice
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: for it. Well, that's the other thing, this, and that's
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: the thing, I knew she'd done the cartoon stuff, this
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: is the one I had, like, again, sad as I
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: did it last night, it was like three in the morning,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I was going, holy shit, she's E.G.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Daly?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: That was my new discovery, way just, and I had
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: to get a hold of Katie, because we, on the
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: summer school episode, we were just talking about how much
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: we liked the E.G. Daly song.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: E.G.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Daly from the 80s, who actually had, like, a ton
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: of songs, almost all on soundtracks. She was a legitimate
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: pop star. She was, like, musical guest on Saturday Night Live,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: one episode. E.G. Daly is Elizabeth Daly. I didn't know
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: she had a separate music career. I thought that was
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: an entirely different person. I don't think I'd ever looked
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: at E.G. Daly to see that it looks just like
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Elizabeth Daly. But, yeah, I didn't know that was the
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: same person. That was kind of a revelation last night.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Was she pulling a Hannah Montana on you?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she did. Put that wig on, it's
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: a whole different person.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Best of both worlds.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You know, I wanted to address this. Before the movie,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: they played a Mr. Bean short. I love British humor, actually,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: but I don't get Mr. Bean at all. The very
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: end of it, I thought it was funny, and I
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: couldn't figure out why they were playing that. But you
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: guys were mentioning Pee-wee's mannerisms. It's almost like he could
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: go a whole movie without saying anything. It's just his
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: expressions and his movements and things like that. Mr. Bean
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: never says anything, so... I was just wondering if maybe
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: that's the tie-in right there.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Have you seen any of the old Mr. Bean shows,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: like the actual TV shows? This, I think, was from
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: fucking hilarious. I think this was just a clip from
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: one of the later shows.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: But I had found some that were online and had
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: Izzy watch them, and she got really into them because
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: she thought they were hilarious.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: One with his, he's going to bed and he's got
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: his teddy bear, and he's pretty fucking funny.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I guess maybe I've just never given it a proper chance.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: It's a hit and miss thing.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Well, if you watch the earlier ones, they're better than
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: the later ones. Because with anything, when things are early
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: and they're fresh, they're kind of like.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know, they're not forced. And as it gets older,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: people are like, oh, we're going to make it more funny.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: We're going to force it down your throat. And then
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: it just gets to the point where it's just stupid.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: And I think that's kind of the way.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: That series became, as it progressed, they were like, oh,
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: we're going to be really funny now, you know.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe a better tie-in might have been the first movie,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: because you're talking about his, you know, physical humor. That's
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: what I noticed on the Ernest stuff, was how much, like,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of his stuff that really, like, almost
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: was like Chaplin kind of physical humor. Like, it really
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: could have been silent and just, you know, played up.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: And again, kids would laugh at it, because he's falling
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: down and running into stuff, and I mean, it does
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: play on that very old school version of physical comedy
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: that I guess Mr. Bean tapped into, too.
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: Well, one of the best parts, back on Ernest, the brothers,
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: the security guards. They were pretty funny, actually.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: The old man. They're pretty much like Penn and Teller.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: You know, you've got the idiot straight man and then
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: the one wise one that won't talk but, you know,
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: figures everything out.
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Even though he's a freak. He sells most of his scenes.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: It's like Jay and Silent Bob.
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: It's all that, and I mean, it's that classic almost
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: Laurel and Hardy kind of stuff anyway. And they do
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: such a good job. And you're, you know, when he walks,
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: every scene I think the one brother walks up and
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: smacks Ernest on the back of the head. And you
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: know something funny's coming because they're introducing their little skit
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: for the next three minutes.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: And it works it's again on like the lowest level
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: like it's they're probably one of the highlights but yeah
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: there's so many other things that are just so dumb
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: in that movie that it pains me that there's good
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: things in it i wish it could just all be
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: crap so i could write it off but i mean
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: there's moments when i'm like some of these guys you
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: know have something to offer it's just i.
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: Wish it was in a better movie there's one point
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: with the brothers and I'll have to mention this and
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: then we can move on.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: And I won't even do my geek week because I've
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: gone too much.
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: But in the background, okay, the brothers, the one that
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: talks has already established that his brother doesn't trust anybody,
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: you know, and that's how the dual earnest, you know,
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: he can, he can tell them apart. But in the
• 30:15
  Speaker 8: background of the bank, the one brother that won't talk
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: is frisking his, his other, his brother and, They don't
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: mention it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: It's for probably a second and a half that you
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: see it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: It's just one of the funniest things because they set
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: it up 45 minutes before and there it is.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Again, it's not even in focus. You just see that
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: it's happening. Those are the good kind of jokes. The
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: stuff that's just subtle and understated and not stupid slapsticky
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: in your face. The background stuff is usually better in
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: those kind of movies. It is sad that they spend
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: 20 minutes on floor waxer, floor buffer humor. Yeah. Sliding
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: all over everywhere. It's a weird movie. Yeah. He's being
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: chased by the file cabinets. I'm just, what am I
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: watching here?
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: What the hell is going on? All right.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: So, do we want to move on to you guys?
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, move on.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, is it our turn now?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I guess, Miss T and J, do you have stuff
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: for us?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: We watched movies.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: We got a lot of stuff.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: We watched a couple movies. Yeah. Which should we start with?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Start with List. We watched The Last Lovecraft, The Call
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: of Cthulhu, or The Relic of Cthulhu.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: The Relic of Cthulhu, yes.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: And what did you think of this movie?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I thought it was pretty funny for such a low budget.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: It had its moments.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: It had its moments, yeah.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I thought it was pretty good. The friend was hilarious.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the friend was good.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: I don't remember their names because they didn't really rank
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: high enough for me to give them names. But his friend,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: because it's a boring-ass guy, they work at an office
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: or some kind of business.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: They work at Squirrelly Squirrel.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Gift baskets.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyways, you have the one guy who's all serious
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: and the other guy who's just fucking retarded and got
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: his action figures that he plays with at work and
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: gives them voices and talks to them, which he was
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: hilarious through the whole movie.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, it had its moments. Some parts were just
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: kind of like, eh, and then some parts were like, oh,
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: my God, this is fucking hilarious.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes it got a little slow. It got weird.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: It's a Cthulhu movie.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, it's not really a dark, Cthulhu movie. It's
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: kind of a slapstick-y, you know, oh my god, he's
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: coming to get us all.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: We've got to, you know. Which is unusual, really. It
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: was good.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: It was worth watching. Anything else to say about that one?
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: No, I watched it. You know, But don't take it
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: too seriously.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: It's hard to take this movie seriously.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty funny. I like it. The run of
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Cthulhu movies usually is pretty... The bar is set pretty low. Yeah,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: and that's what aggravates me.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: You've got such a great story and such great material
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: to work off of, but yet they just.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Churn out shit. Nobody knows how to do it right.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and so this one, they come off real slapsticky almost,
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: and they know they're not going to make a good movie,
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: and they know they don't have a high budget.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: So.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: It actually works, I think. I think it comes out
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: pretty funny.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: If you go into it not being completely serious, it's
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: got the nerds that are all.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Into Cthulhu mythos, and you're not getting it right.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: That's the guy living in his mom's basement.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: The guy living in his mom's basement. The more you
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: describe it, I think I've seen the trailer, and it
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: actually did look funny, if I'm thinking of the right one.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: It's funny.
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is pretty funny. If you get a chance,
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: check it out. It shouldn't be too bad. Don't take
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: it too seriously.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: I'm going to skip around and do the last one.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: We watched Tucker and Dale vs. Evil.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: We had gotten this via a friend. I know it's
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: probably not out yet now at all, is it?
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: No.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's out.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: It's select theaters and film festivals.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Film festivals.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: What is it called?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. Most people have probably seen
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: the trailer for it already.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: It's making its way out there.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Is that Adam Puddick? Alan Tudyk. I got it wrong. Sorry,
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I was making up with Adam Baldwin. Sorry. Wash from Fireflies.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Fucking awesome.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: For a redhead.
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: It's, you know, the movie's fucking hilarious. I'm not going
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: to say anything about it aside from I thought it
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: was really good. It plays off of all the wrong turns.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: And crazy psycho hillbilly movies. Which there are a multitude.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: All the cliches, yeah. All the cliches involved in it.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Because that's what it is. They just want to enjoy
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: their summer home. Yeah.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: You know, if you live out in the backwoods and
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: you're tired of all the stereotypes that get labeled to
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: you and everybody else around you, you'll enjoy this movie.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: And if you enjoy Wrong Turn and Crazy Tale Billy.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Movies, you'll enjoy this movie.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: So Brian will sleep through it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Brian will sleep through it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: I think it's pretty fast. I don't remember any slow
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: parts in it. It just kept going. throughout the whole
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: thing it was awesome.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: It was chock full of awesome from beginning to end
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I love Alan Tudyk even though I got his name
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: wrong I'm probably saying his last name wrong fuck I don't.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Know how to I've never been able to say it
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: correctly just assign him a new name that's what I
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: do just call him Wash anybody that cares is going
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: to know who he is.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Or what's his name from Dodgeball was he Steve the
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Pirate Steve the Pirate God I love that guy he
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: should be in most movies He is just chock full
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: of awesome. This movie was so awesome. I loved it.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: I want to watch it again. I want to watch
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: it right now. We should watch it instead of the
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: movie we're going to watch this week. What else did
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: we watch?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: We watched Primal.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Which was something.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: It was definitely something.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Which, again, proves you don't fucking go to Australia. Everything
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: there wants to kill you.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: There's nothing safe in Australia.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I'm afraid to go to Australia.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: I'm sure there's probably places where there's not going to
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: be things jumping out at you.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: But Caves that want to rape you, apparently.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: Caves that want to rape you and, you know, things
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: that want.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: To eat you.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Bugs that eat your car.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bugs that eat your car. Are there really bugs
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: in Australia that eat your car? Because that would really suck.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: They ate the tires.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: We do have Australian listeners, so if you're out there,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: let us know if you, on a daily basis, are
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: almost killed. I'm afraid. Or run into giant bugs that
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: eat your car.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: The horned giants were tiny bugs.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Tiny bugs.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: It's like termites or something, but they ate part of the.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Rubber-eating termites.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: They ate the fucking tent, Eller supplies, they ate the tires.
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? You've got to
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: be kidding me. There's bugs that eat rubber? Come on.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: The whole thing was these jackass Australians, which I was
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: happy to know that apparently it's not just Americans that
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: are jackasses, because I hated all these juice bags, too,
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: because they were just horrible. You hated all these people.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: They were just Oh, there's one girl. She was a
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: fucking cunt. And I don't feel bad saying that because
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: she said it over and over again. So I don't
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: feel bad calling her a cunt because she was.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: She introduced the word into the scenario. She was, yes,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: she did. You can throw it around.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's okay. But they were all going. There was
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: this cave painting that they want to go see because
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: apparently nobody's seen it for 200 some odd years.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: So let's all go see it.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: BSD. Yeah, and they have to go through this cave.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: And this one girl, apparently, she's in a glass of
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: bubble tea going to the cave. Pass it out. Apparently, apparently, well, apparently,
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: they made some brief reference to her being kidnapped or,
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: you know, basement for months. I don't, I missed the
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: whole prequel.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a prequel. I don't know.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: So she was afraid to go in the cave. I'm
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: not ruining much because this is all happening at the
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: very beginning of the movie. She like, she was in
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: the cave. She freaks out, passes out, hits her head,
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: blood hits the cave and the cave comes to life
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: or something. I don't fucking know what.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's, Sounds like I don't need to see it.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Just remember, just don't drop blood all over the place
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: and you'll be okay. It's not like I'm ruining anything.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not telling you how it ends. yet.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: You can't spoil the shit.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Out of it. It's not bad. They kill.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: It wasn't really super bad, but the characters, I'd say
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: nine out of ten of them, you just can't wait
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: for them to fucking die. And the one that I
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: did like died first.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: The enjoyable ones seemed to die off, but... No, the
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: one that I liked. The one that you liked, yeah.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: There was only one. They killed him real fast.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: And the other guy that you're just like wishing he'd
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: die is a complete fucking.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: This useless piece of shit. They like to drag those
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: guys out until the end. Oh, yeah. This guy's just useless.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, he can't die fast enough.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I wanted to beat this guy.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I wanted to beat him to death.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Good times. And then we watched the entire series of
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: The Walking Dead. Yes. Which was so fucking awesome. Oh
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: my good god damn, I love that show. I like it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: I love Norman Reedus and his crazy ass redneck ass. Oh,
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I want to give him a big old hug, but
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: he'd probably kill me.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: No, he liked you.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: No, he didn't. He looked uncomfortable.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: I was a little molested.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I think he's just uncomfortable in general.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Because he was all fine and friendly and oh my god.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: As soon as the picture took... Well, why were you
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: touching him like that?
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: You can't tell. He did. He was so nice. Norman
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Reyes was so nice.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: You get a picture with him and it looks like
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: you're giving him an anal probe. Dude, seriously.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Our friend Heather, he has a perfect Jordan Cannellotto awkward
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: 90s pose. The hands in the pockets. He was so awesome.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I fucking love that show. I love everything
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: about that show.
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Michael Rooker.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: He needs to be... I can't wait till they bring
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: him back i mean they set it up for him
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: to you know have another yeah how did he get
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: younger I don't know. That's like a mall rat. He
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: looks old. And that was like 20 years ago. I'm like,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? How did he get... What?
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: I think like 60 or something. But he's like.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: He's gotta be getting up there.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: He was in shape in this movie. He was crowned.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, God.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: He was fucking crazy. Yeah, he's... I mean, a horrible character,
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: but he plays him amazing.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: You hate his guts. Oh, yeah. Ah, but.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: He looks good in those jeans, though.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: You can tell him that. We'll see him later this year.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that movie. It's like... I don't know
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: anything about that movie, except for.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Movie or series? TV series.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: We watched it all at once, so to me it
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: was just one big fucking long movie.
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: It's pretty cinematic. She was like, you want to stop?
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: And I was like, no, we keep going. We'll watch
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: the whole damn thing.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Especially the first one.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: I stayed up until like 4 o'clock in the morning
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: watching it.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it should be.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I love that movie. Party animals. I'm telling you. But then,
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I just kept watching it, and I'm just like... Come on,
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: the show. There was nothing I disliked about the show.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: I can't think of anything that I didn't like, except
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: for the fact that they were camping out in the
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: middle of the open. I was just like, how unprotected could.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: You be just out in the open?
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, we're in the rock quarry.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: But whatever. I don't know if I can complain about
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: it too much.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Well, they were away from everybody. They figured everybody was
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: in the cities.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: There were too many trees and cover. They needed open
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: plains so they could see somebody coming. Yeah, you had
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: to be able to have a good, clear line of vision.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: But they slept in tents. I feel like there's probably
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: a safer place to sleep in tents.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: A tent is a force field.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Unless you're in Australia.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just thinking there's endless supplies. You can
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: walk into a Home Depot. No one's going to stop you.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Build a damn shelter. Like a legit shelter. There was
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: an abandoned farmhouse that he saw.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: They had a deadbolt. That's really a spoiler. People were
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: dead in there. But you can just drag their asses outside,
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: board your ass in, and you're awesome.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: That house was owned by the horse, then.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, a warehouse. You know, like, go to
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: a warehouse. There's going to be food around. If you're
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: in a city, there's going to be, like, stores of food.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: There might be, like.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't want to stay in the city, though.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Well, even, like, a little town.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, little towns have Home Depots and stuff. They didn't
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: think that far ahead.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: No, let's stay in this totally unsafe tent in the
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: middle of kind of a wooded area.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Outside of Atlanta. My favorite episodes were actually, like, back
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: in the city. Especially the end of the first episode
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: when he goes back in is amazing. But then that
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: other one when they go back for the guns, I
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: really like that whole when they've got the city laid
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: out and they've got the plan and you go over
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: here and distract them and I'm going to run around here. Like,
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: that whole episode is so much fun of just them, like,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: playing cat and mouse with a whole bunch of zombies.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: And I like that. What did you do before this
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: as pizza delivery guy? That guy's awesome. Yeah, I like
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: that guy. And that whole episode is just a lot
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: of fun. Yeah.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: and I'm dwelling on this, but like, damn, in the,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: in nature, there's like bears and shit and.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Snakes and stuff. There could be zombie bears. The fuck's
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: worse than a fucking zombie? That's a movie right there,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: zombie bear. I kept waiting for zombie horse. When's the
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: zombie horse coming back?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Zombie bear, zombie bear, zombie, wait, I'm trying to get
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: this up. Zombie bear versus monster lion or something.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Which, update, on the monster madness bracket, Sharktopus did win.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: As it should have. Hell yeah, kicked all sorts of ass.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: It was Sharktopus for God's sake.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: It's weird to see Eric Roberts, and he's in, like,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: the shitty soap opera. It's like, how do you work.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Eric Roberts. Yeah, Eric Roberts.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: How do you, like, work so far backwards? I was
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: in Sharktopus.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Julia Roberts' brother.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was the.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: How do you start off famous and then work your
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: way downwards?
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: It seems to be happening a lot more lately.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: How do you work your way down to soap operas?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: There's a lot more. Didn't Franco go back to doing
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: soap operas? Yeah.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: James Franco.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Like recently? Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: We'll get to part of that in a second. I
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: got a story about that.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I knew you had one, but I thought he did too.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that are kind of going
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: back to soaps and I don't understand why other than
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: I mean it's a paycheck you.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Know they're cancelling all the soaps that's true not all
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: of them we're getting.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Rid of what general hospital no they're keeping general.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Hospital we're getting rid of all my children.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: And days of work I'm not taking part in a
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: lot of this one life to live one life to
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: live shit I'm just.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Talking about young and restless is young and restless good
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I think, I don't know.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: I've watched... I'll get into.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: That in a minute. I got rid of Santa Barbara,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: damn it. I got rid of Passions.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Passions!
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: I love Passions!
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: I actually did love Passions.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Damn, I fell in a wall! That was probably the
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: best one of all.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I worked with someone who never sent Julian after Passions.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: I never actually watched Passions. I watched it vicariously through Spike.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the only reason I knew what Passions was,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: was because Spike watched it.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: But yeah, anyway, back to The Walking Dead kicked ass.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I love Norman Reedus and his crazy-ass redneckness.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Gosh.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: And then after the final episode, we had to get
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: online and Google, like, what the hell did the doctor whisper?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: And we're not going to say.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: We're not.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Because you can get online and look it up your
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: own name.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Or you can read the comic books.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Or you can read the comic books. We're going to
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: have to read pictures.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: That's kind of what we figured, though.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: But then I finally, finally, after, like, how long trying
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: to get Boyfriend to watch it, we finally sat down
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: and watched The Hitcher.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: The original.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I love the original. Fucking awesome.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I love the original. Rucker Hauer. God damn it. He's
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: a fucking nutball. Holy shit. In real life, too.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: He's fucking awesome. He is. Oh, my God. I love
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Rucker Hauer.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: He's one of those guys that if you were in
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: the same room, it would be really uncomfortable because you
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: think at any moment he's just going to start screaming
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: at you.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Well, he is because I've seen him. He's so fucking nice.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: He's so awful.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Those are the guys you've got to worry about.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: I know. It's okay. He can yell at me if
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: he wants to. While they're doing some Guinness, I don't care.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Have you seen all the commercials he's done? Way back
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: in the day, apparently, people were taking him way too
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: fucking seriously. He's like, ah. So they did this whole
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: series of Guinness commercials of him just being completely goofy.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Just off the wall and some of the shit. My
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: favorite is just him sitting there in this chair that's
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: completely god awful tacky chair with this big aquarium window
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: behind it and a dolphin swims by it's not easy
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: being a dolphin and that's the whole fucking commercial.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. I didn't even realize they tapped into that
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: type of, like, weird, offbeat humor back then.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's what, like, Old Spice and those commercials
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: that I love.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Banged on that.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Watch the Rutger Hauer Guinness commercials. It's fucking awesome. It's
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: just so off the wall and weird that it's just, like,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: you just sit mesmerized. You're like, What the hell did
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: I just see? Did that really just happen?
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: The Hitcher, yeah, great movie. I always loved that one.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: I knew it was going to be a good movie,
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: but I just.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: It took forever to get you to watch it.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: You didn't want to watch it.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: It took two days to get you to watch it,
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: because we started watching it one day.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Moods.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: And then you're like, oh, I can't get into this.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Didn't they make a remake of that?
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sean Bean plays him? Is that the name right?
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I eventually might watch it just, I
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: don't know, for the sake of saying I did.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure he was in like the Lord of
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: the Rings movies too.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: I just avoided it because I love the first one
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: so much.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: I do want to see it, but yeah, you were
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: getting mad for a while at a... C... C.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Thomas Howe? He's a bitch! It's pretty easy to get
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: mad at C.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Thomas Howe.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: A little crying, whiny-ass little bitch.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: He's C.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Thomas Howe. He's always... He was good in Red Dawn.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: He was good in The Outsiders. He's good in The Outsiders.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: That was probably his finest acting moment.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: He was great in Soul Brother.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Soul Man. Soul Man, no. He went steadily down to...
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: I don't have any interest to ever watch it.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: He, like, moved into the direct-to-DVD market there for quite
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: a while. That, and, uh, spoiler alert, uh, if you
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: haven't seen the movie, uh... Jennifer Jason Leigh? She fucking dies!
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: He pulls her in half!
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: I forgot!
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, he fucking killed her!
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: No way!
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: You waited till the next scene where he's in, like,
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: the sheriff's office, and you look over at me, did
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: they just kill her?
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: That's, again, one more reason why I love that movie.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: It's so unexpected, and so, I mean, just.
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: He couldn't have fucking shot the ignition in the damn
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: fucking truck and killed it.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have fucking yanked her in half. Story-wise, it's
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: so original and so impressive.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: You were like, well, why doesn't C. Thomas Howell just
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: distract him while the police go on tire? Yeah. You
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: were yelling at the movie.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just going to stand around like a bunch
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: of bumbling idiots. He's distracted. He's not paying attention to
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: what's going on in the rear view.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know, actually, I saw the new one.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: I didn't hate it.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was amazing.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: What is that guy's name? Sean Bean? I keep wanting
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: to call him Mr. Bean, and I'm pretty sure Mr.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Bean was not in the history.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: That would be awesome. That would be a very different movie.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: They have a sequel, too, don't they? Like with C.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Thomas Howell?
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they did a bad sequel, didn't they? C.
• 48:33
  Speaker 7: Thomas Howell.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Why are you doing this to me?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow, there's a Hitcher, too.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jake Busey. But it didn't... Oh, wow, Jake Busey.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a straight-to-DVD kind of sequel.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Nobody's going to beat the crazy of Rutger Hauer.
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I don't see anything about a Hitcher.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: not rucker howard crazy no jbc's just fucking nuts is
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: also a good actor is the thing and most other
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: people that just act crazy are just crazy.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: And i was going back and looking at pictures god
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: he was a beautiful man back in the day rucker
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: howard oh my fucking damn.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: It was legitimately nutty watch him in blade runner i
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: know he's half naked most of the time i.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Know right I was watching an interview about him afterwards
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, look how pretty he is. Isn't he pretty?
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Look at this. But yeah, Rutger Howard is just so fucking,
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: he's buckets of nuts and I love him, but he's...
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Remember you getting all excited during Nighthawks.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: I don't, because I don't know.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: He's pretty cool in Nighthawks, too.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know, because he wasn't the crazy that drawed
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: me in. Oh my God.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at pictures of C. Thomas Howell as.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: An old man. Ugh.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: It's weird.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: He was on that magic show.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: He's so old.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Like, former celebrity people trying to become magicians.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: What shit is old?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Holy fucking shit.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Is that from the sci-fi original movie? Because he was
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: in like a.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: How does he look like him? How does he look
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: that old? See, Tom is grandpa. I know.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, come on. He was like.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: What was the movie.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: That we watched?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: 15 years older than me.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Shouldn't he just be like 37 now?
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: The movie that I was trying to figure out, Rucker Harrell,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: that I thought we watched. What was the Rucker Harrell
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: we did for the show? Oh, he's at least 40. Yeah,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: he's got to be 40. He was born in 1966.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Didn't we do a Rucker Harrell movie for the show?
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: We did.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: What was the Rucker Harrell we did? With the creature.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, split second. Did we not do that for the podcast? Yeah.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: How come I can't find it on... I can't find
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: it on the.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: We magically found that one. It's not available.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, he can't find the podcast.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think that one's gone already. Like, we only
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: had so much space, so I think the early ones
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: have dropped off.
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: Because that was like... No, we fucking saw that. It's
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: not on here. I remember trying to find that myself.
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: I couldn't find it anywhere. That was one we found
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: at one of the conventions or we wouldn't have seen it.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We've watched more than one Rucker Hauer movie. We
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: watched Nighthawks.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Nighthawks and Split Seconds. He might be in something else.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Definitely those two, yeah.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: There was one. It was in 2003. Okay. Because, yeah,
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: you tried to tell me we didn't watch Nighthawks. I
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: started watching the trailer. I'm like.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: That's not the one that I was talking about, though.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Because you're like, it's a movie and everything's wet.
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: I'm like.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got water. And it's got this alien. And
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: it's got this alien. That split second. Who was the female... Oh,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Kim Cattrall. Kim Cattrall.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Well, that was my main complaint of the entire movie. Yeah,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: I know. It's like, okay, there's some bad writing and
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: some choppy editing, but let's talk about Kim Cattrall.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, back to the hitcher. It's like, we had
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: to try to figure out why, because he was like,
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: why is John Ryder's character doing this? You know?
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: He's fucking crazy.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: And we were trying, I looked it up online on forums,
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, is it just because he's fucking nuts? Yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: And some of them had these different theories, like, well,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: he had a death wish, and that's why he was
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: actor C. Thomas Howell, because He was doing a bit
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: of a fight. He was like, when he pulled over
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: and he's in the car, like, I want you to
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: stop me. And that's why he kept chasing him was
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: because he's the only one that he thought could do it.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: And he figured if he kept giving him reason enough,
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: he would fucking do it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because everybody else, you notice that he picked up,
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: he killed them all.
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 10: Easily.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: But then, like you said, he put up a fight.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: He kicked him out of the car. He's like, I
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: don't want to die! He kicked him out of the car.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Between crying gasps.
• 52:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I don't want to die! Was he girl slapping him?
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Get off me! Pretty much.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But even the chance at the very end, before he,
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: you know, we already spoiled it, pulled a golden girl
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: in half, he's like, I want you to put the
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: gun into my head and kill me, you know? And
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: that's when he's like, when he couldn't do it, he's like, oh,
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: my God, you are useless.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: We've all thought that about C. Thomas Howell at one point.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I think he thinks that about himself, even.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I'm so useless. Yeah. Arthur Hauer. God, when's he going
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: to do conventions?
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He needs to.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Before he dies.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: God, I love Ricker Howard. But yeah, the only other
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: thing I watched, I can only stomach part of it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: It's like, Sean Patrick Flannery, I love you dearly, but
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Young and the Restless. There's only so much I can tolerate.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: It's like five minute intervals.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Is that the Young and the Restless now?
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Yes!
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: There's an example of people working backwards.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: I only caught part of it. I was flipping through
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: and there he was in a barn. Being hot. Whatever.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Or some girl, I'm assuming she ran away because she's
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: hiding out in his barn. He gives her a laptop
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: because he's nice.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, I want a free laptop.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: He gave her a laptop so that she could check
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: her Facebook page.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Ah, plug.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: This whole thing is sponsored by Facebook.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently she's pretending to be dead, and it's people going, God,
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: what a bitch. I'm glad she died.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Were they really saying that?
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Not quite in those exact same words.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so yeah, Sean Patrick Flannery. I tried. For you,
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: I tried to watch a soap opera, and I failed epically.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: I just hate the format of some of it. Just
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: the way that it's structured, the annoying cutting back and forth,
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: the dragging a scene out for three weeks that could
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: be done in two minutes.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: I was excited there were faces that were even more
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: plastic than his. Yeah.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: It's like a fight talking about fighting for four hours.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: The creepy guy with the black hair.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: I used to get so mad. Next week on Dragon
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Ball Z.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: I was like, no, you're going to be fucking cheating me.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: But yeah, Sean Patrick Flanagan, Young and the Restless. I tried.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: I tried. I did. Truly, I did. But then Boyfriend
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: came in and he's like, he was trying to talk
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: to me and he's like, I can't talk to you.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: I can't talk to you with this going on in
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: the background. I'm distracted by soap opera.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: So he turned it down like, alright, but you're only
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: talking to Sean Patrick Flannery.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: She was like, stop it!
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Turn it back up! You're just having a serious conversation
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: telling me something. And I'm just like, alright, shh. Sean
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Patrick Flannery's back on. Sean Patrick Flannery! My stories!
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: My stories! You'll get so hooked by the rest of
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: that show.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Luckily, they started a different, maybe it was a One
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Life to Live. It was on the Soap Opera channel.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: They had a whole channel. They had a marathon coming up,
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: something else. If I had started The Young and the
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Restless Marathon at the beginning, who knows where I'd be now?
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Probably in there watching the.
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: I grew up with soap operas. It was my mom.
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: My mom, I'd get home from school, she'd be watching
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: soap operas, and I would come to talk to her,
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: and she would be like, Go outside!
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: I'm watching TV, and I would have to go outside.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I'd be outside. They'd basically lock me out of the house.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: And I'd be outside all damn day until the soap
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: opera's over with because she'd be on the phone with
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: all the other women in the neighborhood.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Because this is the way it was back in the 80s.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: They were all watching. Oh, my God, he did what? Oh,
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know that. Oh, he's got his shirt off.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: So as kids, we all kind of got together. The
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: anti-self coalitions?
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, all of our moms kicked us out of
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: the house, you know, because it was soap opera time.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: But they were all on the phone, at least until
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: the dads got home. They had to hang up real quick.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: This was before they had internet. Before they had internet.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: There was no chat rooms then. No, back when all
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: the phone numbers were four digits.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: You know, you only had a dial.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: You had a 10K on a string.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: That happened?
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Phone numbers used to only.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Be four digits?
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: In our area of town, phone numbers were four digits.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: And they all had cords, too.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: I remember the rotary dial.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ours was 9417. My friend's was 6880. My other
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: friend's was 9682. At least we didn't have that here.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I've always had a regular number. But I guess, yeah,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: depending on the smaller area. When you were out in
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere, you had a four-digit phone number.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: You just needed a prefix. You didn't need a prefix.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I wonder if there's just going to be so many
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: numbers that they're going to start being eight digits and
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: then nine digits.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: It'd be funny. With cell phone numbers, possibly.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: We'll just start making the area code necessary.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: We'll just make new numbers.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, we've already ended up with the area code.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: You already had the 10 digits right there.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: The number between 10 and 11.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: G11. G11.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: We're just going to start melding things together. How do
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: you write that?
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it's all the things we watched. I myself
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: went to an... Well, me and my mom. I'm not
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: going to go by myself. I'm not that big of
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: a dork. Me and my mom went to an Elvis
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: impersonators contest. That was pretty exciting. I got hit on
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: by an Elvis impersonator. Sweet. That was pretty awesome. So
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: if I'm ever single... You better watch out.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: He called me mean.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: He told me how old he was. And I'm like, wow,
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: you know, you're only 10 years younger than my mother.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: And he was like, well, that's just mean.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: So he was really nice.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: So he's going to make me dinner if I'm ever single.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Because he was like, I can cook. And my mom
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I can tell.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: It's so funny that you get all of your, like,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: your wit and your charm from your mother.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: Is that what we're calling it now?
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Air quotes there. There's other words for that. That's awesome.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: I would have loved it if it was there, but
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, I can tell.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: But yes, I got hit on in an Elvis impersonator contest.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: That's the end of my stories.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Did I mention, I think I forgot to mention, did
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I mention I was dressed up like a female version
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: of Pee Wee?
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: I don't think you did, actually. She was.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: No one really got it.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I did, but you told me it beforehand. Yeah. I
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: was expecting it. Do you have a red bow tie?
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of feel like that's all you need. Gray,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: white shirt, gray pants, gray jacket.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: After the fact, after I realized that I was like, oh, yeah,
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: that's pretty good. White shoes. I didn't pay it. But
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: you were the girl version of Pee Wee. I was
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: the girl version of Pee Wee. There was another girl
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: who was dressed as Pee Wee.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: She was wearing a suit. She looked like a guy.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: So you had a very different variation. I kind of
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: liked yours because you were trying to do something different
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: with it, but yet still going with the same theme. Yeah.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Well, now it's your turn for Geek Week.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Do you have anything?
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Unless you have anything outstanding. Um.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know if anyone has, I kind of
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: wanted to talk about this because I was trying to
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: watch it and I fell asleep, but I didn't know
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: if anyone has heard of it because I'm kind of
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: excited about it, and I was thinking maybe this might
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: be a good movie for the podcast sometime. It's called
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Mic Max. It's directed by Jeunet, the same guy that
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: did City of Lost Children.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: I've heard about it.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: It's not like the double team, you know, that did
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: City of Lost Children. of Lost Children and.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Delicatessen, but I don't think they work together anymore.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: But, uh, yeah, um, visually, like, the first ten minutes
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: that I caught before I, like, passed out, I didn't, like,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: pass out.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: I fell asleep. I put it on.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I put movies on while I'm laying in bed to
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: fall asleep to, so. Naturally, I fell asleep to this.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: That's a pretty good thing to do.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: It was, like, amazing visually so far. I didn't know
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: if you guys would be interested in that sometime. I
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: know it got a long, long, long wish. But I
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: think mainly just because it's hard for me to read
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: it on my computer.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: And stay awake during movies?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: And, like, see it from, like, my bed and read
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: it comfortably. And, like, it would be nice to watch
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: on a real TV, so.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: We can throw it on the list. We do it
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: on the show, so I can actually watch it.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Most people that are on the show should just fall asleep.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Unless it's all movies.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you fell asleep last night. I did.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: I was so excited. I was mad.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Jessica was like, I don't think I'm going to go back.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to hang out here. And I'm like,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, I've been waiting for this All my life.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: And then I fell asleep.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: She was like, how was the movie?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, I slept through a lot of it.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: You'll never know how it turns out. Yeah, no, I'm kidding.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Hey, I caught the beginning and some of the middle
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: and the end. And I've seen it like a hundred times.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: And we got free hot dogs. That's true. That weren't
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: cooked all the way through.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: These hot dogs are.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Perfectly fully cooked. They were fully cooked, yeah. They were
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: so cold in the middle.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: Mine was, so.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: It's hard. Well, that grill didn't have fire on it,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: so he was working at a disadvantage.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: The grill didn't have fire?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: It was like an electric grill, so not quite so light.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: It just had an outlet. It was a 40-watt bulb.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: It's red to make you think it's hot. Wow, that's amazing.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: That's all you need. All right, does that round out
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: the Geek Week?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: We will take a break. Be back with What's the Buzz?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 11: You know just what the right things are to do
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 11: Your actions move me But your attitude, it makes me
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 11: so confused You lead me on in the right direction
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 11: And you lay me down for the protection.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Ain't gonna mean your sacrifice Just.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: A few words, it might sound nice It ain't.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 11: No use in playing games I'm wanting you, do you
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 11: feel the same? When it comes down to the bottom
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 11: line I really gotta know I'm wasting.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Time If you want my love, say it, say it Now, darling,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: yeah You gotta let it out.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Say it, say it Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Choosing a family movie is tough. It seems like all
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 10: Hollywood can do is make mindless drivel that rots kids' brains.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 10: Who wants to see a movie like.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: What my dad watched when he was a kid. Those
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: films are so boring and the special effects are horrible.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 9: The movies he grew up with are.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Sometimes a big surprise. I at times feel uncomfortable watching
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: movies I loved when I was younger with my own
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: kids because I forgot how much cursing, sex, and violence
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: they showed back then.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: All we want to do is watch a fun movie
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 9: that we all like.
• 1:03:07
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• 1:03:10
  Speaker 10: we review movies from an adult perspective.
• 1:03:13
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• 1:03:14
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• 1:03:17
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• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: Old childhood favorites.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 10: Cult and foreign films.
• 1:03:23
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• 1:03:24
  Speaker 9: So check out Family Movie Night on the web at fmnpodcast.com.
• 1:03:28
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• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Bye. We are family. We are family.
• 1:03:43
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• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Welcoming you to Movie Meltdown.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: This is a chopper!
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: It's part of your problem, you know.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 10: You haven't seen enough movies.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies. And now,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: on with the show. Ever since the day I met you.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 13: I knew that you were the one for me.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 11: I knew you had me shaking all over You stir
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 11: me up now can't you.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 14: See Oh, shake it up I forgot to say.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: That I spent- I sat and watched all of Sean
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: Patrick Flannery's twit videos. And he's the biggest dork in
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: the entire world, and I'm so... His what video? Twit video.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: That's for Twitter. Did you see the video of him?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: I guess it's his sister's cat, I guess.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I watched... Yeah, you sent a couple
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: to me, and I... He's such a dork.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: And the dog, him and the donut. His dog's name's Donut.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: You get to watch it. His dog's slightly trained, but
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: he still doesn't really listen to him that much. But
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: he still feels the need to shoot videos of him
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: doing quote-unquote tricks. All right. Buzz.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: We're back with What's the Buzz?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 12: So, yeah, this one I had to throw out there
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 12: just to see what your take on it was.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: As of this week.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: The rights to the fifth movie in the Terminator franchise
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: were shopped around the studios with Arnold Schwarzenegger attached to star.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Who fucking cares anymore?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: It's going to take place in an old folks home. Yeah,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, really?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: I didn't see the last movie.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: Maybe this one's going to be he takes down the
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: world by destroying the.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Economy of California. Word. Well, he's getting out of that.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: That's why he can make all these movies.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: I think he just learned to fight the system from
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: the inside. That's what it should be about.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: So is he going to be the hero or villain
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: in this? No telling. He has to be the hero.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: I'm sure. That's the thing.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Maybe it'll be a twist if he's the villain. Maybe
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: they'll get some M. Night Shyamalan shit up in there.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: That was the awesome thing about the second one is
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: they found something new to do with it. Granted, that's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: really the last time we've done anything useful with the series,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: but I don't know. I still haven't watched the fourth one, so.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: I didn't see the third one. There was a fourth one?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's right. There was a fourth one. I
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: forgot all about that.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: That shit crazy rant. Come on.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. The third one really disappointed me. It's just,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: there's nothing to it. I just kind of quit watching
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: it after the second one. The second one was good.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: The second one's great, but, I mean, the third one's
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: just a rehash of the second one only with some
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: different actors. I mean, it's... It's.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Hannah Loken and her thinking she can get more fucking
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: money than she's worth. Fuck her.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Christiana Lohan.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: I'm saying her name all wrong.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck her name is. The
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: blonde chick who was at the convention who was charging
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: more than everybody else and nobody knew who the fuck
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: she was.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: That's really the only difference is, well, let's make a
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: girl Terminator. Like, that was the... Oh my god! That's
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: what got it approved at the table there. Next it's
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: gonna be a kid Terminator. Yeah, I know. It's just...
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Baby Terminator.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be one of the fanning sisters.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Ooh, that could be interesting. It could be a girl
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: and a kid. That could be interesting. Well, they... That's
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: the thing. It's like how... Mostly I wanted to address,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: aside from the fact that, number one, are they going
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: to explain the fact that this machine is now a
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: 63-year-old man? Like, why is a machine aging? Are they
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: going to explain... CG! CG.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: They will CG his wrinkles away.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Guess they will.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: What's his face in Tron?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: I hated that.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: That scared me so bad. Retroactively Jeff Bridges-ing. I just think.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 8: I still don't, I mean, the whole time travel thing,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: looping and looping, and people, just send somebody back really
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: fucking early and blow the shit out of everybody.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: It should have been over a long time ago. That
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: was my other point, and that was probably the bigger one,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: aside from, okay, it's Hollywood, we're going to skate by
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: the fact that he's getting older. This happens in series
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: all the time, and they just don't address it, because
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: people know the star, they don't care.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: But, I mean.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: at what point If, in fact, this time travel universe
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: were real, would this universe fucking collapse on itself? Because
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: all the shit they keep going back. They've looped back
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: around so many times. Especially if you factor in the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: TV series, which not everybody likes, but I've heard pretty interesting.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: I only saw a couple episodes, but I heard they
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: actually follow through with a pretty... straightforward storyline of the
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: time arc in the TV series. So if you factor
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: that into this universe of five movies, a season, something
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: of a TV series, and now, you know, moving on
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: into more movies down the line, It's like they've messed
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: things up so many times, looped back around, brought the
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: same people back in for different situations, keep sending robots
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: back and I'm just like... Nobody listens to Doc Brown. How?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: Don't they have a chalkboard in that universe? Can't they
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: explain how things are going to get fucked up?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I'm just like, this universe would
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: have shut down about Terminator 3, I'm pretty sure, so...
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: That's the part that becomes, if you want to go unbelievable,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, not that I'm buying most of this. You know,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: it's science fiction. I know that, but still. Even for
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: science fiction, there needs to be some sort of basis
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: in reality, and I think we're surpassing that.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 8: Again, the loop of John Connor ever even existing breaks
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 8: in the first one.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: You can't have that.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 8: You can't have the guy that's sent back to help
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 8: him be the father.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert. From that point on, it changes everything from
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: that point on. Yeah, if he hadn't gone back in time,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: how would he have ever even existed to facilitate the resistance?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: It's like, what the fuck?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: Why don't you shove your timeline continuum up your anus?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Forcibly insert it, sorry.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: What is that from? She told me, unfortunately, I'm sorry,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: my timeline continued. I'm on my anus.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: I forgot. What was that from?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: I just told you this yesterday.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: You know I don't remember anything.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Donnie Darko.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: Donnie Darko.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. Oh, it's no S.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: Darko.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: That would be suck. Yeah, does that stand for suck?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Sucky Darko?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: The thing that's probably not going to save this next
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Terminator movie, director has chosen to be Justin Lin. who
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: would be the director of the last three Fast and
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Furious movies. Oh, it would be awesome to have Vin
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Diesel in it. Vin Diesel can be a Terminator. Hell yeah,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: I'd buy him as a Terminator. He'd come back as
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: a combination of Riddick Terminator.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: I saw a video online. He used to do instructional
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: videos for brick dancing. Vin Diesel.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: I saw some of them.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Now, I'll give Justin Lim credit. Ever since I saw
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: that trailer, and we said this last night, I was like,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: all right, we should have skipped The Earnest and gone
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: to watch Fast Five, because that looks entertaining. I'm not
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: going to say it's not dumb, and I haven't watched
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: the last three in the series, but Fast Five looks
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: pretty damn entertaining. And it's mostly The Rock. The Rock
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: looks pretty... He's so fun. You've got to love The Rock.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: And he's freaking huge now.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: What the hell?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: He's bigger than when he was wrestling. What has happened
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: to that man? He's giant.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: He's one of the few that's made a successful crossover
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: into acting.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: He very soon can just be Dwayne Johnson.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Well, he kind of is. I mean, I don't think
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: he can use The Rock anymore, but people still refer
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: to him as The Rock. So, yeah, he's definitely crossed
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: over and is way more talented than anybody ever saw coming.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: I like him because he doesn't take himself too damn seriously.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: My mom has a crush on him.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: And he's fucking funny. He does.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: He does have a really good sense of... And I
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: still like Southland Tales. Screw you all. I didn't dislike it.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: Everybody talks shit about that movie.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: I have issues with it. I'm not going to say
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: it's totally bad.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: It's a mess, but there's so much good in it,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 8: you can't say it's bad.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: I will fully acknowledge it's a mess. It's a fucking
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: train wreck, but it's a fun train wreck. It's like, yay!
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: It's like a clown car of train wrecks.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: It's definitely got its moments of fun. And it's moments of, what? Stifler.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: We're not going to talk about that. That's a whole
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: other issue. So, yeah, I don't know. So, yeah, sidetrack.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: You know, talking.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: About bringing back sequels of stuff and having people being
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: old and coming back and trying to work them in,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 6: how are they going to do this with Bill and
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: Ted's Excellent Adventure? Because you know Keanu Reeves and Alex
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: Winters are old as the fucking hills.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 12: Old.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: Are they playing, like, retirement homes?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's what I said before when they brought that up.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: I was just like, well, we've seen... Are they going
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: to be passing the baton to a new Bill and Ted?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: We've seen the future, so unless they do a Terminator
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: and fuck up the past somehow, the future should be perfect.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: So if they're playing it now, it would be the
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: perfect future. So unless they're just sitting around strumming their
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: hands in a circle... That's the only thing that happens
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: in the future. Maybe it's the future and something fucks
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: up that future. And they're going to have to go
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: even more into the past.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: George Carlin Dine.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Fucked up their future. Yeah, you know, that's the thing
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: that's going to kill it for me is there's no
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: Carlin in it. It's your kids, Ted. You've got to
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: do something about your kids. So, yeah, maybe they go
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: forward into the future. I don't know. There's CG Carlin.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: They could bring them back. Oh, God. I thought they
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: said they were not going to write Carlin into it.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: So I prefer that, really.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: I'm going to see it because I saw Bill and Ted's.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: I actually got to see it before it came out
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: in theaters because my friend's dad worked at a movie theater.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: and we got to pre-screen it, which was cool.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: And I've always been a fan of that, just because
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: of the stupidity of it. Well, and again, it's kind
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: of like the peewee thing. It's kind of dumbed down
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: for some of the jokes, and then some of the
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: stuff is really smart. But, dude, that was me growing up.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: I was a complete loser, slacker, you know, whoa, nobody
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: likes us, you know, kind of deal. Going to get
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: sent to military school.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Well, actually, I begged my dad to send me to
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: military school, and he wouldn't. That's a spinster!
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: Or the military.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: No, he didn't want me to have anything to do
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: with the military. Because he was. Yeah, he was. It's
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: usually either or. They're pushing towards it. Yeah, it's usually
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: the other way around. You're going to have nothing to
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: do with it. So, yeah. Skateboarding, punk rock, and girls
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: ruined the military for me.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: And flat feet.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: And flat feet. They don't give a fuck anymore. Hell,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: they'll take people with neck tattoos now.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: You're legally blind.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: Well, they don't care about that either. So, they'll give
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: me a pair of BCDs and send me on my way.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 7: So.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: But yeah, Bill and Ted is one of the very
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: few movies that I can tolerate Keanu Reeves in.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: He's got his moments. I mean, we've watched River's Edge.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: He's good. He's good in The Gift. I mean, I'm
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: trying to think. Oh, again, Parenthood. I think he does.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: It's one shade away from Ted, but again, it shows
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: he can. Johnny Mnemonic. Oh, maybe I'm alone on this one. Wait,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: you're on the wrong side of the book.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's been trying. He's like, dude, we have to
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: watch Honey Mnemonic. I'm like, no.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: Why not?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: It's got Henry Rollins and Dolph Lundgren in it. Dolph Lundgren.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: I would watch it for the show. I'm not going
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: to say I'm going to like it, but I would
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: watch it because we would have a lot to say
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: about that one. Oh, we would have so much to
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: say about it. Oh, but yeah. Sad track. Several times over.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: But yeah, the Terminator thing, they said they're... Oh, that's
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: what we were talking about. Yeah, 14 times ago when
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: we switched gears. We've got to sort of jump back
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: in the time continuum. One of the other sources said
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: they're actually considering reuniting the original cast. So, like, bring
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: him back Linda Hamilton? Are you going to, like, time
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: warp in Michael Biehn?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: Bring him back Edward Furlong's loaded ass?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen Edward Furlong. Again, but that's not the
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: original cast. So that would leave out, there's no kid then.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: They keep working in John in the new movies, but
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: if they go original cast, you don't have to worry
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: about John. I would think at that point you'd need
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: James Cameron and then it would be... Which I don't
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: think he wants anything to do with it anymore. Why not?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: He can do anything he wants to. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, as much as he improved on himself the
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: first time... Possibly the third one and the fourth one
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: tainted it for him. He just doesn't want to have any... Yeah,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, he didn't... I mean, he worked himself out
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: of the third one. I think he still, like, listed his, like,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: story and, you know... The basic producer stuff that I
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: guess he has to sign off on.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: One of those things, if it gets taken by somebody else,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: and you're just sitting there going, dude, they fucking ruined this.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: I made two fucking awesome movies, and you just fucking
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: ruined it.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: Fuck you. I don't want to have anything to do
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: with that.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 8: Well, maybe, but if he could come back in and
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 8: wipe the slate clean and say, don't even watch those
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 8: other two.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: Literally time warp and take those out of the picture. Possibly, yeah.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: Pull a Star Trek and say, fuck those other two. Exactly.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: You can do that with this timeline.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: And the Romulans are going to come in and fuck
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: up Terminator shit. They should do that.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Damn Romulans. That would be cool.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: I think they need to make a movie that's like
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: every sci-fi movie, like a legit movie and not a parody,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: that's like every sci-fi movie, like Crossing.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: Battle Royale.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 8: I always wanted like 2010 to actually be Hal comes
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 8: back and fucks shit up.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: He's like, y'all shut me down.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 6: Do you know how much of a nerd-fest argument that
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 6: would start?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I mean, it still does. The internet would
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: kick the alien's ass. Uh-uh, Luke Skywalker would come in
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: with a lightsaber. The internet would break. No, the fucking
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: Klingons would... I'm pretty sure that's what the internet was
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: invented for, was to have those arguments.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: It would just break.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: The internet would break.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Would you just tuck your phone into your bra?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: That's kind of where I keep it.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she keeps stuff there. It's kind of like a.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Can of dip. It's like a cigarette girl.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: So she's going to have the dip ring. She's going
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: to have a little rectangle. I'm sorry.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: That just caught me off guard.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: She has to wear a jean blouse. She can definitely
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: feel it vibrate up there.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it did.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: It just vibrated.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: That's what we can see. That's where I put it
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: when I'm at the gym. I tuck it underneath my.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: Sports bra strap.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: You're missing the working out hand motions. When you're promoting
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: this episode, you're going to have to talk about it.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 8: Vibrating female chest because it's going to sell the show
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 8: right there.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Are you doing the elliptical machine or is that the
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: stair stepper?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: It's a combination of, it's this really cool machine that's
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: like you can run on it and And it's also
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: like an elliptical machine.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: It also stares.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: It's like three in one.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: Is it like a glider? I've got one underneath the bed.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: It's got a lot of things all over it.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: It is a glider, but it also stares.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: You don't have to go to the gym. Gazelle.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Tony Little approves.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: I love the gazelle.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: Don't you hate having to get on three separate machines?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Well, now.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 8: I need one that says, don't you hate exercise equipment
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: underneath your bed?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. That's what ours is. I can move the shotgun.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: It's taking up space.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, but seriously, though, I've been going to the
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: gym for, like, the last every day, or not every day, but, like,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: four days a week for the last three weeks, and, like,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: my legs, like, the tone in my legs has, it's just, like,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: 50% improvement.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: I need to go to the gym. I've got big
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: old thundersides.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, my legs are still big, but they're, like,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: really toned now, like... They've always been really muscular.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: Cory needs to keep in shape.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: I don't want him to, like, go soft. Like, saggy Cory.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: He's gonna get all puffy, like, in life. He'll come
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: back up after a while.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 6: That's true.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: Some of that might have been drugs, but... You're just
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: gonna have to start injecting.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Your leg with heroin right there.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: He was clean.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Towards the end, he was clean.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: Mostly.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: He totally was. Dude. All right, what were we talking
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: about again?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, let's move on before something horrible happens. Now, this
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: one we brought up in the past, but I wanted
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: to see what you thought of their new finalized main casting.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: We talked a long time ago about them trying to
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: put together a Lone Ranger movie. And Tonto has been
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: set for well over a year now as Johnny Depp.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: But it's like, okay, how do you balance out that duo?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: That is such a... I just think a slap in
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: the face Johnny Depp should not be. But they're saying it's... Well, wait.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: A slap in the face to Johnny Depp or to
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Native Americans? To Native Americans.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Well, he is part Cherokee.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: He's a quarter Cherokee. So, I mean, that's pretty minimal.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: Everybody calls themselves a quarter Cherokee.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do too.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Is he the only semi-Native American actor we have in America?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, we do. What happened to Lou Diamond Phillips? Is
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: he even? I thought he was partial, too. He always plays.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: He always plays. Dude, fucking get Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: played an Indian in fucking some other movie. He couldn't
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: get on a horse.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: Punch a horse in the throat. He can't lift his
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: leg that high to get on a horse.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: He's like Mongo now.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: He punches ass horses. Steven Seagal.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 13: Ate the horse.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: There's got to be a more Native American. You would think.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: What about that.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Guy from the Twilight movies.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: What about Sharkboy?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Isn't he Native American?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: What about him? I'm signing off to say... See, but
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: I was thinking that.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: I knew that one.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: I was thinking Johnny Depp's pretty old now, but then
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, wasn't Tonto quite a bit older than
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: the Lone Ranger on the show? So I was like,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: maybe they're just trying to match up and, I don't know,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: Graham Greene's way too old. I don't know.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: What is Sonny Landon? Has he got Nandy and him
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: on him to do it?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: I believe he is. No, I don't know if he is, actually.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: I think he played it very well, but I think
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: when I looked up, you know, when I was doing
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: research when we talked to him, I don't know that
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: he's even Native American. I think he was just playing.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: I just want him to do it so I can
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: hear him do that laugh.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: That laugh is awesome. Danny Trejo's played a lot of
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Native Americans. That's true. He plays several options. He's good
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: with a knife. Or a machete. Have we seen him
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: use a bow and arrow? I don't know. That would
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: be cool. That would be awesome. I'm sure he can.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: If not, we'll train him. Would he get on a horse, though?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: Just as long as it's not Shia LaBeouf. Why would
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: he be an Indian?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Don't cast him in anything at this point.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: Alright, who's going to play the Lone Ranger?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: The Lone Ranger.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: It's not going to be Seth Rogen.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not even sure. I don't think you've even seen this. Greg,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: I know you've seen it. It's someone from the social network.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the Winklevoss twins? Oh, yeah, the big guy.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: The big blonde dude's Armie Hammer.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: That's a fucking awesome name right there.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: It is an awesome name.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: The awesomest name I've ever heard.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: He should be a wrestler. I don't know about this
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: acting career.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Is that his real name?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: Armie Hammer. Armie Hammer. That's awesome. So he is supposedly
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: supposed to take on the role of the... Which, again,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: they're getting a pretty boy, but then they're going to
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: cover his face most of the movie. What the hell
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: is that? You might as well just get an ugly
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: actor if you're going to cover his face.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: The whole movie. So they could put Shia LaBeouf in there.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: There you go. I don't know what the hat hit
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: fit on his head. It'll just stick up on his hair.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: His crazy hair. Isn't the world really needing a loan?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: That's the other one I was going to ask. The
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: same question I ask about all these reboots and updates.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Is this generation going to care about a loan?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, when I was a kid, Yeah, I still
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: played Cowboys and Indians growing up. Yeah. But even then,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: it was already dated. Yeah, even then, we were moving
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: on into World War II. It was like, yeah, it
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: was like what my dad saw when he was a kid,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: you know? So it's like, even by our generation, it
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: was like, oh. I was busy playing, you know, D-Day
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: and shit.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: My one dumb neighbor, he was always a Nazi, so
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 6: we hated him.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: You're the Nazi.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: How come I always have to be the Nazi?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: Shut up.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: We're going to shoot you now.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: Bastards!
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, I just don't know if there's a... I mean,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: how will it go over? Is it going to be
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: another one of those that gets a lot of... Slapsticky bullshit? Well,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: that or... I don't think so. Is there going to
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: be a talking horse? That's the thing. I didn't know
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: who was doing it. It's... Gore Bavinsky is directing, which,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's done the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Like,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: he's got a really good visual style. I mean, he...
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: At least the first one of that series, he can
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: deliver a fun, action-oriented movie. So I'm just like, It
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: could go well, but I'm just like, I don't know
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: if anybody's going to care. Like, is it going to
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: find that market? Is there that? I mean, Pirates may
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: either come back. Maybe there is a cowboy market that
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: could come back in that. Possibly. I don't know. I mean,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: it came out with, what's coming out now? Cowboys vs.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 7: Aliens.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Cowboys vs. Aliens.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: That's going to be good, I think.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: I'm excited about it. Yeah.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: I'm still waiting for the Cowboys and Ninjas movie. Did
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: it already come out? Did I miss it? What's the
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: one that's out there? Robots and Ninjas? Robot vs. Ninja. Yeah,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: that's on Netflix. I keep going, man, I think I
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: need a lot of that.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: No, Ninja vs. Alien. We've watched the trailer.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: That's the one.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: No, I'm talking about the Cowboy and Ninja movie.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: The one where the guy comes from, he's trying to
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: escape the Ninja clan, and he comes over to the
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: United States, and he's working, and there's a bunch of
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: cowboys in it. Yeah, I remember that. Shanghai Nuge. Yeah,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: that was awesome. But it's kind of like, the thing
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: looks awesome.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 6: It looks really good, but then I Somehow it fell
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 6: off my radar, and I don't know if it ever
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: came out.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: Does anybody know? If anybody knows, please say something. Yeah,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: we'll have to check into it. We don't have either.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: We'll add it to the end. We do. We're too
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: damn lazy. We're too damn lazy. We'll just get sidetracked.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: What was it? Don't you hate trying to look stuff
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: up on Google? God, it's such a hassle. Google Master 5000. Yeah.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: For Ronco.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 8: So a pad of paper and a pen for people
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 8: to write down their ideas.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: It's specifically for Google. Don't you hate when you mean
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: to Google something, but you've got to wait until you
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: get home to Google it, so. here's a patent paper
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: write that shit down $ 20 for a patent paper if
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: you act now we'll throw in another patent paper sponsored
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: by 3M so yeah I don't know that was just
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: one that they finalized the casting I was just like
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: well I guess I mean he didn't seem like a
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: terrible actor so Who knows? It's one of those movies
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: that will just be, it'll come out, and if it's good, yeah,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: we might watch it. I just don't know that it's
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: going to be huge. There's so many that are big
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: budget studio pictures at this point that just kind of
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: float by, and they might open at $ 20 million, and
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: then they go straight to DVD. It feels like it
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: might be one of those, another one of those that
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: gets a huge push, but doesn't necessarily find a super
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: audience that gets behind it.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 8: If they make it a summer blockbuster, and then roll...
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 8: Halloween costumes into it a few months.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: Later that might hit big.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: I think that's what the kind of pirates think. Everybody
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: went as a pirate for Halloween. But then again, you know,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: you've got to think about it.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 6: You've got the Lone Ranger and you've got his cowboys.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 6: Like you said, Brian, who's going to really care at
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: this point? What's the villain going to be? How are
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 6: you going to outdo cowboys? They don't have superpowers.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 6: They're not going to be fighting aliens. Who are they
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 6: going to fight? They can't fight the Indians. They can't
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 6: fight the Mexicans. It's just a bad guy and a
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 6: black cat. It's going to be a mustache twirler.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: It'll have to be the system.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 8: It'll be the oil man.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: What's it going to be?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: Giant spiders.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Trying to run the railroad through and they're screwing people
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: over and working people from China.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: Irish people.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: We've got to save all the some rancher. It's not
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: going to be, yeah, it's going to be totally PC.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Unless they have to fight the burrowers, which that would
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: be awesome. No, hey, no, I would watch that movie.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: That would be cool. The Lone Razor versus the burrowers.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to get hold of JT.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: Burrow house.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: Burrow house. Burrow house.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: Burrow house. Burrow house. Burrow house. Burrow house.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 7: Burrow house.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Burrow house.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Burrow house. Burrow house.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: Burrow house. Burrow house. Burrow house.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: Burrow house.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 7: Burrow house.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: Burrow house. Burrow house. Burrow house.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: Burrow house. Burrow house. Burrow house. Burrow house.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 12: Burrow house.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Burrow house.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: Burrow house.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: Burrow house.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: Burrow house.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: Burrow house.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: Burrow house.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: Burrow house. Burrow house.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: Burrow house. Burrow house.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: Burrow house.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: Burrow house All right, so the only other one that
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: was sort of interesting this time out, they said, Universal
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Pictures is in talks with Jeff Bridges to join the
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: supernatural comedy R.I.P.D. based on the comic book series of
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: the same name published by Dark Horse since 1999, which
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: I looked up. It looks kind of interesting. I hadn't
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: really seen much on it, but no surprise who the
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: star is. He's the star of every movie.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: Seth Rogen?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds has been attached to Star for over a
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: year now. But again, I like this idea if they
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: don't screw it up.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: Is he going to have his shirt off?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: Probably most of the movies. As long as they don't
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: cover it up with bad green CGI. Yeah. So, in
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: this one, Reynolds will be playing a modern cop who
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: is brought back from the dead to work with a
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: special police force of undead detectives who investigate crimes involving
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: monsters and the supernatural. Robocop? Kind of. Spooky Robocop.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 8: That's like Robocop becomes a zombie.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Or.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: Zombie Cop. Dead Heat? Let's watch Dead Heat. That's already
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: sort of on my list. We need to watch Dead Heat. But... Yeah,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 8: How many graphic novel and comic book movies are we
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 8: going to get?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: Especially the obscure ones. At what point will we run out?
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: They're going to tap into every single one. They're never
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: going to run out. Yeah, I mean, there's so many
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: indie little labels. Yeah, come on. It just goes to show.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 8: Because we're going to have to pull from this pool
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 8: of stuff and just make a movie out of it.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 8: I don't know if it's like creativity.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: I think it's more of the fact that everybody's like,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 6: holy shit, let's cash in on it.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: Come on, let's cash in on it. And then everybody's
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: wanting to cash.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: In on it.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: I think it works both. And I think in a
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: way it can work to our advantage. I think number one,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: it's the studios being lazy and wanting only things that
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: are proven properties. They only want sequels. They only want reboots.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: They only want comic book movies. But on the other hand,
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: the people that are doing these little independent comics are
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: actually usually kind of talented. So if you're looking for
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: original ideas and talent, I would probably trust them going
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: with somebody who spent years working on their own independent
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: comic story than a bunch of hacks piecing together 20
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: writers slapping together some studio craft screenplay. I'd much rather them, like, especially, like,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: support that independent comic scene and give these guys who
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: are doing it out of their basement, you know, give
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: them a couple million bucks and be like, you know, here, granted,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: half the time they probably ruined their project, which sucks,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: but the other times you get The Walking Dead, you know?
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, that was a comic that not that many
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: people knew. It had its following, but, like, mainstream, most
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: people probably had no idea what that was when they
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: turned it into a series. So it's like you get
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: stuff like that that's getting picked up now. Or, like,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: The Goon. That's the one I'm thinking of. Have you
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: seen the trailer for The Goon?
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, that looks good. And it's, yeah, The Goon.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: Like Popeye? Well, the one guy looks a lot like Popeye,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: but no, it's the independent comic, and it's kind of
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: the same storyline. It's about, like, these guys in this
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: town that's overrun with all these, like, monsters and zombies
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: and all this stuff, and there's Two of them, and
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: they take it upon themselves to go kick ass. They're
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: doing it as an animated project. Everybody involved is top-notch.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: That is another one. Thank God they found an original
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: property and they gave it to talented people. Based on
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: the trailer, it still looks good. I still have such
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: high hopes for that one. That's another one of these ideas.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: I would much rather them do stuff like that. If
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: they can sucker Jeff Bridges into it, I mean, that's
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: a huge name, especially in the last couple years. Yeah,
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: Oscar winner, I mean, you know, a couple of big movies.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: It's like, that would be kind of interesting. Jeff Bridges
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: is supposed to be playing Reynolds' partner, who is an
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: old West gunslinger, again, tying into the cowboy theme, who's
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: been on the job for over 100 years. That's, again,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: he could do it, like watching him in, you know,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: True Grit. He could tap into something and do a
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: really good performance there. Maybe that is one of those things,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: If Hollywood starts bringing back cowboy stuff, then everybody's like, oh,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 6: that must.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: Be cool now. They try. I mean, every couple years,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: they keep trying to get another little push. There'll be, like,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: one big one in the theater, there'll be one or
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: two that go straight to DVD, and, like, it never
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: really catches on. It's like.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: I think it just, you know, everything goes in cycles.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: You know, like, ninjas are the new pirates, and then zombies.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: But I don't think cowboys really haven't fully caught on
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: since they were, you know, granddads thought they were cool. But,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, even, like, The Closest was probably unforgiven. You know,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: that put it in the mainstream, giving it an Oscar.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: That was, but it was pretty unconventional as westerns go anyway. So,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's like, it seems like it never fully
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: came back, but. It could. Again, if they push it,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: if they, you know, Pirates of the Caribbean it up,
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, it could definitely come back around.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: They just haven't had cowboys, though. They had Jonah Hex.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: That was kind of cowboys.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: Again, they tried.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they just haven't had a good movie.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: That was a lot more Wild Wild West than it was.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: A lot more Megan Fox and her stupid-ass thumbs.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was not quite a legitimate try.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, there's some really popular kind of, like,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: cowboy type. video games and things like that. There are
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: people that are into it. I just don't think it's
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: been like mainstream.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 6: There's like Red Dead Redemption that I can't say.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: Really fast, three times. Red Dead Redemption.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: They got them fighting zombies in that one too.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: I was confused. I was watching my friend Ben play it,
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: and I was like, where are all the zombies? And
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: he was like, that's a different game.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: No, every game has zombies, Sean.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: Well, there's the undead one or whatever.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: The undead redemption.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was just confused because I'm like, Where
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: are all the zombies? He's like, this is not a
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: game about zombies.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: Well, I know it could be.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: Every time I come over, I'm.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Like, where are the zombies? He's like, how many times
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: do I have to tell you this is not a
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: zombie game?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: Even games that aren't zombie games have new codes that
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: you can unlock. Like, what was the war one? Was
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: it Call of Duty? Or one of those had a
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: code that you crack a specific level, and it's a
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: zombie level.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 6: You know, I'm sorry, but Nazi zombies can't go wrong.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 6: You can never go wrong with fucking Nazi zombies.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: In video games, in movies. Steam-powered zombies. There you go.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. They're powered by Jell-O pudding.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: That was my favorite. No, that was a good part
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: of the movie. That was probably my favorite little venture
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: into the story. Not only are they evil, but they
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: are damn tasty. This episode is sponsored by Jell-O pudding.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: Please send our check now. Only if it's butterscotch.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know their ice cream. They have that ice
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: cream sandwich.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: Speaking of pudding, that thing has some chocolate pudding in
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: my car.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: Already made just sitting on the seat.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: It's a little snack pack, people.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: I just don't keep a bowl of pudding in my car.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: That's not what I hear. Man, I bet she's got
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: a bowl of pudding.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 7: In her car.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: Is that euphemism? Start using that, people. Work that in
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: as much as possible.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: Girl, girl, I like your pudding.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the state $ 240 worth of pudding?
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: Barry and LeVar. Oh, yeah. $ 240 worth of pudding.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: My name is Barry Sagittarius. I love those guys.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: All right. I think that was it for the buzz.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: Anything you need to pass along in this week's news?
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: Any other?
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Alright, we shall wrap up then. Okay, kids,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: get out your decoder pins. I can tell that tonight's
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: message was really important. Come on. You didn't even hear
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: the noise.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: Pulling the things up. It's time for the movie meltdown
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: secret circle movie you love next week's exciting feature. Next
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: week we will be back to watch the 80's classic
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: as far as I'm concerned. It's a A defining movie
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: for a generation, if you ask me. The Last American Virgin.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: I'm interested to see what you guys think of it.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: And we will have more of our... I'm familiar with
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  Speaker 2: the second to the last, but not the last one.
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  Speaker 2: Not the last one. Well, most of the series, but
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  Speaker 2: I didn't catch that last one. I saw the first. Well,
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  Speaker 2: the original most of the time is the best, but
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  Speaker 2: not this time. The third one was kind of a disappointment.
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  Speaker 2: We will again have a prequel before there was a virgin.
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  Speaker 2: How do you be before a virgin? I don't know. Pre-virgin.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds gross. We will also feature more of our
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  Speaker 2: interview with Diane Franklin, star of The Last American Virgin.
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  Speaker 3: God, she was so nice.
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  Speaker 2: She is ridiculously nice and cute, and you'll get to
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  Speaker 2: see her as a cute young girl in this movie.
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  Speaker 8: I'd just like to point out before we close up
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  Speaker 8: that Ernest goes to jail and Medea goes to jail
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  Speaker 8: and needs a mashup.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think it does. Don't silly the fine
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  Speaker 2: name of Jim Varney.
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  Speaker 3: What does that say?
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  Speaker 8: But it's like there's both series that should have died.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And they both play female characters and a lot
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  Speaker 2: of characters within the same movies.
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  Speaker 3: But Ernest was awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but Ernest was never in Star Trek.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the other problem. Jim Varney never made a billion dollars. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Jim Varney never got to be the most successful playwright
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  Speaker 2: that ever lived.
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  Speaker 3: So sad.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck Shakespeare. Jim Varney wasn't to Oprah's best friend. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That probably helped, too.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: That's sad.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just play some EG Daily and get the hell
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  Speaker 2: out of here.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next week.
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  Speaker 2: Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Later, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 12: I'm hot tonight. Better take it easy. Don't you get me.
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  Speaker 12: uptight Cause when the black is ringing, I'm ready to
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  Speaker 12: fight Hey, I'm hot tonight I was flying high until
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  Speaker 12: you shot me down Were you coming with me when
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  Speaker 12: I hit the ground?
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  Speaker 5: Hey Better look out when we.
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  Speaker 12: Ring the bell Cause I'm coming up fast like a
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  Speaker 12: banner to hell Hey, hey, hey.
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  Speaker 5: I'm hot tonight.
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  Speaker 12: When I get hot, you know what I'm like I'm
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  Speaker 12: cold up like a snake and I'm ready to strike Hey, hey.
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  Speaker 5: Hey I'm hot tonight.
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  Speaker 12: I was flying high, then you shot me down Were
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  Speaker 12: you coming with me when I hit the ground? I'm
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  Speaker 12: hot tonight I'm hot tonight I'm hot tonight.
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  Speaker 5: I'm hot tonight I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Hot tonight Thank you.
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  Speaker 12: I was flying high till you shot me down Were
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  Speaker 12: you coming with me when I hit the ground? I'm
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  Speaker 12: hot tonight I'm hot tonight I'm hot tonight.
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  Speaker 5: I'm hot tonight. I'm hot tonight.
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  Speaker 12: I'm hot tonight. I'm hot tonight. I'm hot tonight. Hey,
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  Speaker 12: I have a.
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  Speaker 1: Whole thing of cherry Pepsi in my car. I just
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: keep my groceries in my car.
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