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Show #262 Potty Humor · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to b F Y t W episode
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  Speaker 2: two sixty two.
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  Speaker 1: What are we going to do?
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  Speaker 2: What we're gonna do? We got the regular show for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just through look, jump.
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  Speaker 2: In on this wrap and we were just supported.
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  Speaker 3: My skin as white as snow.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't rhyme with wo or.
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  Speaker 1: You super white as snow. And there you go.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's move on the show very very very quickly. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I did kind of drag it. Yeah, we're just doing
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  Speaker 2: a regular show. We're just gonna play three silly games.
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  Speaker 2: No special guests. Sadly nobody wanted to hang.
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  Speaker 3: But it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: It is what it is.
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  Speaker 4: We can only be tolerate so much, like sixty two
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  Speaker 4: episodes a little much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a bit. It's a bit.
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  Speaker 2: We are lurching ever closer to three hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, oh man, you're not Wait.
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  Speaker 2: Things are still in the works, and that's that's coming
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  Speaker 2: ever closer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a great episode.
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  Speaker 2: I'm constantly aware of it. It's always it's always in
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  Speaker 2: the back of my brain. It will not let it go.
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's happening. You better get friggin moving.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: I am excited.
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  Speaker 1: I'm super excited. Not even just for the episode, but
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  Speaker 1: all the extra stuff is gonna happen because of the episode.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah amen, that so anyway, Yeah, big plans, but for now,
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  Speaker 2: just regular silliness. So without further ado. Uh, he's a
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  Speaker 2: gamer and a storyteller, and he used to be my
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  Speaker 2: youngest friend. Now he's just Augie. He's a.
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  Speaker 3: You have no idea how tempted.
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  Speaker 4: I was just hit the like record scratch at the
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  Speaker 4: Augie part.
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  Speaker 3: It's just aggy.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, bitch, damn Well, you came with the thunder today, So, sir,
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  Speaker 2: I guess if I if I had to have a question,
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  Speaker 2: I probably should have come up with it beforehand.
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  Speaker 1: Yay, it's all good. Questions are hard to come up
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  Speaker 1: with them. Yeah right, so are answers. Yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I'll just ask what question would you never
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  Speaker 2: like me to ask you? Is there a question that
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  Speaker 2: you absolutely do not want to answer?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I got a list, I guess. Don't ask about
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  Speaker 3: my relationship status. It would be the one thing that,
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  Speaker 3: like I always feel like I feel.
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  Speaker 4: Like it's always none of anyone's business, like no matter what,
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  Speaker 4: like like what's your relationship status?
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  Speaker 3: And then it's a whole lot of none of your business.
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  Speaker 3: Would I do with other people or myself?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and robots.
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  Speaker 2: I mean mine is always simple. I still have both
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  Speaker 2: my hands. Yeah, So yeah, that's if they ever get
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  Speaker 2: cut off, then I'm going to be in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just have to come together.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not that flexible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you need to be set in? It's all right, dude,
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  Speaker 1: It will never come to that, because I would build
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  Speaker 1: you something, you know, but at least set up the apparatus.
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  Speaker 1: I got some extra to by. F got some big
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  Speaker 1: leg curtains.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: They say when you lose a limb, your others improve.
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  Speaker 2: Just the difference. Not to imagine that at all.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to imagine it. You just got to
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  Speaker 1: sit there way till I finished building it.
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  Speaker 2: All right, then I'm leaving no relationship questions, thank you
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  Speaker 2: very much. Aggie and his opponent. He is a veteran
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  Speaker 2: and a podcaster, and as it turns out, a veteran podcaster,
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  Speaker 2: it is the illustrious Stevie's.
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  Speaker 1: Not too much sir, not too much. Feeling pretty chill today? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a good place.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm so now I'm in immediately ruin that by
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  Speaker 2: asking you a question about things you don't want to
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  Speaker 2: think about.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's difficult.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of question would you not want me to
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  Speaker 2: ask you?
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  Speaker 1: It's hard because if you asked me anything, I'd give
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  Speaker 1: you the honest answer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a pretty open book for the most part. Anybody
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  Speaker 1: asked me anything, so I don't know. Don't ask me
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  Speaker 1: the last time I put something in my butt, because
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  Speaker 1: they'll just tell you.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you, you don't have to ask.
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  Speaker 2: It seems weird that, like most of my life, you
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  Speaker 2: have not seemed all that bothered by having to tell
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  Speaker 2: people what's been in your bus.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't like heads up everybody. In like
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  Speaker 1: twenty days, I'm getting to go and ask if you
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  Speaker 1: some something else is going on my butt.
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  Speaker 3: Now the doctors will know it's yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Really don't know, man, Like I guess, don't ask me
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  Speaker 1: about the dark stuff in my life. I think it
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  Speaker 1: would be the hardest.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I came up with one while you were talking
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  Speaker 2: about your relationship. I was gonna say, don't ask about
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  Speaker 2: your ex.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you know, I don't need the yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah relationships.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of off the table. And that's fair. That's fair.
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  Speaker 1: There's something.
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  Speaker 2: Something that's fair, that's absolutely fair. Uh. And finally, I
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  Speaker 2: am your host. Pencils Aaron Aggie hit it some stars.
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  Speaker 1: For imagining flashing lights every time.
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  Speaker 2: This is really hard because again a lot like Stephen,
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  Speaker 2: my life is pretty much an open book, just.
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  Speaker 1: Like thing on shells now in which you can open
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  Speaker 1: up book.
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  Speaker 2: I literally wasn't going there, but I was going there.
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  Speaker 2: What would I would? I not want to answer, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I guess, I guess in a very similar vein but
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  Speaker 2: kind of difference. I guess I guess like future relationships,
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  Speaker 2: if that makes any sense.
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  Speaker 3: Plans, yeah, like like.
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  Speaker 2: How I plan like something? You know, I ran into
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  Speaker 2: I ran into an old friend last night.
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  Speaker 1: Are they okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? And she she looked great, And for a fleeting moment,
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  Speaker 2: I I thought, you know, what if something happened there,
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  Speaker 2: like between us? What if something happened there? And the
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  Speaker 2: more I thought about, the more I went, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: You're good having your own boundaries and your own place.
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  Speaker 2: I'm at a point in my life now where I'm
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  Speaker 2: just like, I'm good on my own. I'm not. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not pressing to be you know, with anybody. I would
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  Speaker 2: never ruin some woman's life like that. So I just
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  Speaker 2: I just, I just I'm not. I'm not. I'm sticking
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  Speaker 2: clear of that. And the worst part is like like family,
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  Speaker 2: because then inevitably someone goes, hey, when when you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: settle down, champ, when you're get some kids, when you
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  Speaker 2: when you're gonna get married and give us some grandchildren sport,
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  Speaker 2: It hasn't happened.
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  Speaker 1: Now i'ming too old. I'm like, deal with that ship.
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  Speaker 2: You call me another five letter word.
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  Speaker 3: I can't about.
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  Speaker 2: Something that I can't relate to in the slightest Daddy,
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  Speaker 2: that's another one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just uh no, dude, I'm right with you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I have no plans for it. And it
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  Speaker 2: irritates me every time someone assumes that I have to
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  Speaker 2: get I have to be with someone to be happy,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't, you know, Ever since I've been focused
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  Speaker 2: solely on my books, like, I've just been so much happier, honestly, man, honestly,
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  Speaker 2: when I stopped giving a ship about trying to take
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  Speaker 2: or any of that ship. Just like my quality of
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  Speaker 2: life improved substantially. Yes, I'm happy where I'm at. Don't
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  Speaker 2: try and get me to change that. Yes, so all right,
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  Speaker 2: very cool, an interesting topic. That was a cool way
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  Speaker 2: to a new different, a new angle to come out
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  Speaker 2: and to learn about a little bit about ourself.
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  Speaker 1: And sixty two episodes in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amazing, more.
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  Speaker 1: Than you'd ever want to He's cool, man. I like
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  Speaker 1: learning about these two.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, yeah, gla, you didn't ask for it, but
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  Speaker 2: here it is.
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  Speaker 3: There it is anyway nobody did.
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  Speaker 2: So let's get into our game, shall we. We've got
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  Speaker 2: three silly games for you. Our players are going to
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  Speaker 2: against each other and try and win these games to
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  Speaker 2: get points. Whichever player has the most points at the
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  Speaker 2: end of the episode wins the episode and earns the
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  Speaker 2: right to continue breathing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, this one's for the gay Okay, this one's
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  Speaker 1: for keeps guys.
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  Speaker 2: The loser has a substantially worse time. So we're gonna play.
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  Speaker 2: Game one is called Have I Got Good News for You?
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  Speaker 2: It's submerged in black goop. Have I Got Good News
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  Speaker 2: for You? We got three stories all our players have
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  Speaker 2: to do is tell me which is the best news
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  Speaker 2: of the week. Whichever player does successfully manage to find
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  Speaker 2: the best news, or if they both fail and neither
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  Speaker 2: gives me the best news, then the player got my
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  Speaker 2: second best news of the week will win the game
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  Speaker 2: and earn one point. All right, we're gonna go over
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  Speaker 2: each story individually and then we'll have our players choose.
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  Speaker 2: So our first topic, declassified Documents approve CIA used a
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  Speaker 2: psychic to try and find the Arc of the Covenant. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: it's true, the CIA went full Indiana Jones on us
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  Speaker 2: because they lost the Arc of the Covenant in their
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  Speaker 2: own system of warehouses. Of course they did well I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Of course. At the end of Mineta Jones they show
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  Speaker 2: it being loaded into where else we know it's there.
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  Speaker 2: We assume it's government control. But even the government doesn't
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  Speaker 2: know where it is. They're like, how do we find it?
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  Speaker 2: Instead of simple organizational theory, we're gonna go with a
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  Speaker 2: move boo boo person will try and psychically look.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that goes all our psychic viewers to a podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Did I really really did I did? I thought that
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  Speaker 1: was amazing, But hey, man, if you lose something that's
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be that powerful and on a spiritual level.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that where you would go, like the government
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  Speaker 1: and the military in particular, will find people in different
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  Speaker 1: specialists fields to use any advantage they can. Like it's
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  Speaker 1: freaking nuts, man, even if it's like off the wall
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  Speaker 1: like that sheep ship or goats forever, they're trying to
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  Speaker 1: like star goats to blow up their minds and ship
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  Speaker 1: with LSD. Yeah, like, yeah, I can believe it.
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  Speaker 2: Fucked up though they're telling you you can believe it.
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  Speaker 2: But can you believe that the CIA psychic programs started
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  Speaker 2: in nineteen seventy, Yes, and lasted for twenty five years.
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  Speaker 1: All the hippies that started to join the CIA.
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  Speaker 3: So one of the fun you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Ja, this is one of the things I learned in college.
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  Speaker 4: Was one of the classes I took, which was Parallem Investigation.
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  Speaker 4: It also included the idea of aliens and psychic stuff
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  Speaker 4: and ghosts and stuff like that. So we learned about
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  Speaker 4: Project Blue Book, we learned about Project Stargate, and yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they've done some really weird stuff to try to get
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  Speaker 4: any edge they can, and that includes believing or thinking
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  Speaker 4: that they could psychically detect skry locate attack anything. They
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  Speaker 4: just went around, I think, and they hired a bunch
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  Speaker 4: of medias, and you're just like, hey, let's try to
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  Speaker 4: communicate with the dead. It's bizarre, it's great, cool though,
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  Speaker 4: there's a whole branch on it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not wrong. This particular program was part of
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  Speaker 2: a project Sunstreak.
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  Speaker 3: Sunstreak, which is a.
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  Speaker 2: CIA project dealing with the use of psycho energetics and
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  Speaker 2: the collection of intelligence information. And I can't emphasize enough
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  Speaker 2: that I'm not making any of this up. The psychic
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  Speaker 2: viewer used their telepathy to remotely see the Arc of
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  Speaker 2: the Covenant. They described what the lost biblical artifact looks like,
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  Speaker 2: its immediate surroundings, and it's supposed guardians. Yet the viewer
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  Speaker 2: couldn't actually say where the arc is hidden. Totally worth
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  Speaker 2: the twenty million dollars the CIA spent on, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: totally worth it.
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  Speaker 1: Thought you're gonna see twenty bucks, twenty million, twenty bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Don't I mean, I would have made up some bullshit
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  Speaker 2: for twenty bucks.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, twenty million shit I will describe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't see outside of it because the radiation field
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  Speaker 1: that the arc gives off, doesn't allow me to. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to see immediately.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty million dollars, I'll put on a fucking light show.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have I'll have and strapped to my back that
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  Speaker 2: just emanates smoke as I'm talking about this place, and
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see it's like here.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have a hacker get into the get into the
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  Speaker 2: wherever location we're at, a power system and shut down
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  Speaker 2: the power. Just as I get to the really important bit,
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  Speaker 2: it's freaking and the instant that happens, my voice will
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  Speaker 2: change to a guttural demonic. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I can believe it too, That's exactly what would happen.
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  Speaker 2: And just like freak out and chomp down on a
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  Speaker 2: pill I have embedded in one of my teeth that
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  Speaker 2: just starts foaming, so it looks like I'm foaming at
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  Speaker 2: the mouth, and I'm just.
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  Speaker 3: Like baking soda.
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  Speaker 4: There's a small capsule with baking soda.
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  Speaker 2: For twenty million dollars, I'll give you a fucking show, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: It'll be worth it.
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  Speaker 1: And this person just like, oh, yeah, it's in this box. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then at the end I'll faint amnesia so that
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  Speaker 4: way they don't shoot his ass.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck man, that's crazy, it's wild, It's absolutely but this
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  Speaker 2: really did happen. You can you can see the pages
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  Speaker 2: of yourself. I have a link to it put up
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  Speaker 2: in our discord and I'm sure Stevie's gonna share it
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  Speaker 2: with the episodes.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to read about.
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  Speaker 2: This yourself, be my guest. The CIA really did. Let's
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  Speaker 2: let's move on to story number two. Police mistake elderly
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  Speaker 2: couple's heating system for a cannabis farm. So listen, when
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  Speaker 2: you get older.
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  Speaker 3: The roof thing, right, And this is the thing.
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  Speaker 2: I've noticed myself. As you get older, you need it
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  Speaker 2: to be warmer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like.
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  Speaker 2: Your body has more difficulty staying warm at all times
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  Speaker 2: as your as your blood circulation starts to get, you know,
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  Speaker 2: weaker and what have you. Yeah, so keeping the heat
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  Speaker 2: on is really important for old folks, as these police
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  Speaker 2: in the UK just completely managed to forget. They detected
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  Speaker 2: a house whose roof lit up like wildfire on the
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  Speaker 2: choppers thermal camera, and the cops assumed the house was
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  Speaker 2: home to an illegal cannabis farm, as the marijuana plant
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  Speaker 2: needs high heat to grow, so without really doing any
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  Speaker 2: further investigation, they raided this place. The retirees this is
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  Speaker 2: they have an amazing name. Barry and Mavis love Lock. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: simply had the heat blazing because it had been chilly
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  Speaker 2: lately and they were cold. The police busted through the
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  Speaker 2: couple's gated fence and also damaged their doors. The police
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  Speaker 2: have apologized and are paying for any repairs, but the
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  Speaker 2: whole incident has still left the Locks seriously upset and
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  Speaker 2: poor Mavis is having difficulties. Well, yeah, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what to helps sleep weed.
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  Speaker 1: In.
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  Speaker 2: In the police's defense, although there isn't really a good
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  Speaker 2: defense for because they really done more investigation. Maybe like
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  Speaker 2: have a playing clothes officer walk up and knock on
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  Speaker 2: the door and see if they got any vibes or something.
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  Speaker 2: Just try try something more than just looking at this
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  Speaker 2: thermal image and going, yep, we're raiding this place. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: If a thermal image in my room in my computer,
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  Speaker 1: I would get Yeah seriously, yeah, a small ass room
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  Speaker 1: with no ventilation.
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  Speaker 2: My computer doesn't run that hot. Have a I have
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: a video GTX thirty eighty. The fans barely ever go
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  Speaker 2: on on that pitch like it's just just I don't
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  Speaker 2: use it for gaming, is the problem. I bring to
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  Speaker 2: use it for like web serving and ship. My gaming
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  Speaker 2: is done on a mini PC, which just an integrated
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  Speaker 2: graphic ship like an idiot, but whatever, this is my life, know,
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  Speaker 2: so this is what I do. Uh Anyway, regardless, so
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  Speaker 2: uh yeah, they just did the The police did profusely apologies.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, the love locks uh expressed thanks to a
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  Speaker 2: particular female police uh I don't know if lieutenant or
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  Speaker 2: officer is more appropriate who was who was particularly upset
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  Speaker 2: that this had happened to this poor old couple and
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  Speaker 2: profusely apologizing, And they police did send out a rapid
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  Speaker 2: response team to do some preliminary fixes on the couple's
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  Speaker 2: front door. So at least they wouldn't, you know, wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: let the heat out for one thing. But but they're
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  Speaker 2: they're not actual repair men, so they they.
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  Speaker 1: Two by four. Yeah, all right, guys, we got your
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  Speaker 1: door up, but you can't leave now to.
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  Speaker 2: Hit your door. But the police have asked the couple
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  Speaker 2: to send them a seat for the repair and they'll
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  Speaker 2: pay it off, which I think is the least they
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  Speaker 2: should do, If not a generous bonus to cover their
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  Speaker 2: heat for the.
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  Speaker 1: Rest of the year, it would be a.
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  Speaker 2: Good would be a good gesture honestly at this point,
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  Speaker 2: because otherwise I would I would consider suing it.
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  Speaker 1: Really, that's wrong.
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  Speaker 2: That that's horrifying that they just they just looked at
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  Speaker 2: an image and went, yep, bust in there.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, that's how people get shot. I mean, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: fucking stupid. That's stupid on their part. Like seriously, somebody
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: could really gotten hurt.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: It would have been their fault, you know, a very
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: simple maxim trust but verify. Yeah, if they'd done any
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: verification at all of them, I'm sure if they walked
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: in and the heat was just but you see this,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: this very old couple. There's no way there's a cannabis
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: far here. You'd immediately go no, no, no, no, anyway, get.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Away from my glaucoma plays right, what pills? Get away
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: from my gat cooma pills.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: That's funny, all right, that's on to story number three.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah two ukme In found guilty of golden toilet heist.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: What shit are still at large?
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Wig?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: So they found they found two men in this in
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: this ice, we're talking about a golden toilet. This was
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: an installation, a piece of installation art that was revealed
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: in twenty nineteen at the Blenham Palace in Oxford, England. Okay,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: it was stolen a day later.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Was it solid gold?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: It was solid gold.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: How heavy was that fucking bitch?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Pretty heavy it was. I don't have the exact weight,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: but I know that the amount of gold used to
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: create the toilet cost six point two million pounds.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Or dollars either way, I'm not sure which it was.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Dollars six point two million dollars. It weighed two hundred
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: and fifteen pounds. Oh wow, and was fully functional work.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: You could drop a duchy in this thing.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I would have just broke off the handle, put in
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: my pocket pump.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: It worked and it was connected to a plumbing system.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: The artist called this artwork get ready America? Ah? He
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: just nods his head. Yep yep uh. The artist is
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: named Marizzio, and he wanted to reflect the excessive.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Functional It is functional.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: He wanted to reflect the excesses of the art market
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: and evoke the American dream of opportunity for all. I
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: don't know about you. I've never dreamed about crapping in
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: a golden toilet.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: But still was he French?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: U Marizio? No, I don't think so might be Italian
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: with that name Greek. Okay, So the theft was carried
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: out by a group of five men, it would have
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: It's like two pounds.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: They literally plowed through Blennim Palace's gate sore. They stolen
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Volkswagen uh and in a Zuzu truck. They hopped out,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: rushed to a small window, broke through it. They took
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: the toilet stall's door off with sledgehammers, ripped the golden
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: toilet off of its fittings, rolled it down the hall
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: and into the truck, and the entire robbery was complete
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: in about three minutes.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: That wasn't planned at all.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: The cops arrived two minutes later, but by that time
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: the thieves.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Were gone, Wow it was in five minutes.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if they're that's the only reason I got away
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: as well.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: They knew exactly what they had to do. They had
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: definitely an inside job, yeah, or they had knowledge of
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: the inside that They went a lot. So you gotta
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: look at who guessed things and ship.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: So the the cops caught the guy because he was
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: looking to sell just gold. He just said he was
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: looking to sell gold, uh and uh, and they caught him.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I think I don't know if it's online or you know,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: in person or what have you. But they caught two
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: of the guys. However, the toilet itself has not been found.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: The other three guys have not been found. The two
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: guys are apparently not talking, and I think wisely so
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: because they have apparently already made the sale, so their
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: their money is waiting for them.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: They hold out as soon as they.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Get out of jail, which, considering they didn't hurt anybody,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: is probably not going to be the longest Sender's no proof.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: That they have anything because it's not there, so that
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: knocks off at least ten years.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Well, they were found guilty, so that there must have
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: been enough proof to just hold out.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: That your retirement. Yeah, like I'm a criminal and ship
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I'll just do this, may be fine to jail.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: So that's our three stories. So once again, declassified documents
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: prove the CIA used a psychic to try and find
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: the arcad of Covenant police mistake and elderly couple's heating
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: system for a cannabis farm. Or two UK men found
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: guilty of Golden toilet heist shit or song man. I
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: do not remember which of the two of you won
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: the last the last time, you guys were uh yeah, sure,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I'll call it odds. It is seventeen, so you may
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: guess first which of these would I have picked as
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: the best news of the week.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: It probably would have been the gold Golden toilet heist,
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: simply because.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: No one actually got hurt.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, criminals managed to successfully steal something, but it was
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: a toilet made of gold. Like that's the most Like
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: I would say that's the most expensive art piece, but
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: it's not. There has definitely been more. I think who
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: did it? Whose notorious?
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I think it was an notorious English artist Banksy where.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: He like what makes up thing and then destroys it
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: like it always puts something out of timer.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: As soon as it was sold. Yeah, shredded, shredded. That
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: was so good, which ironically I think is actually still
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: worth a lot. It made it work more, I think, yeah,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: even actually because it was it was destroyed, thus making
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: it because it.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Was technically because until it was shredded, it was an
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: incomplete art piece. Once it was shredded, it became a.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Complete art piece. Yeah, oddly, so technically it was worth
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: more after we got they know it was gonna be
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: shredded as it happened, nobody, no one knew.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: No one knew it was built into the frame.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I've ever seen the picture or a video of it.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: I was like, no one had any idea. It happened
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: literally as the auction happened.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it just people were gasping in the live video
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: as it happened. I don't know if you've ever seen
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: the video.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what the fun was going on.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: There's a little it was a little bit of a
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: blowout then and then everyone's like, well that's banksy, so
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: how it works.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: But yeah, but I'm thinking that one okay.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Fair enough, golden toilet, says Stevie. You can choose from there.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: The other two A man, I can't.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I guess I have to go. It sucks because I
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: wanted to go with the elderly couple just because nothing
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: really happened to him. But the same time, it kind
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: of sucks, So I guess I'm gonna have to go
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: with the psychic just because, like, if the couple got
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: like actually reimbursably better than I had taken care of,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I would feel better. I think you would too. Well,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I think I have to go with the CIA at
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: least it's a government paying somebody. It's not government.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: There's still time and the UK police are generally generally
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: better than US police when it comes to.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: So they do.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: They do way better investigation.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: No de escalation.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, they will do better escalation.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm gonna go with story one, the CIA thing.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, as it turns out, it doesn't matter
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: because had it right here. Yeah, went with a golden
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: toilet because that's just it's perfect.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: It's perfect, it's awesome.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: They called it a Erica. They didn't put any security
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: on it. Yeah, and it was stolen literally within twenty
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: four hours of it being put up.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: It was probably the artist. I mean, how awesome would
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: be they get the they got it, they get the
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: insurance money, and if they stole it back.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Sea style thing where he arranges for it to be
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: stolen the very next day.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be fucking Oh that'd be cool.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna write that book.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: That would be neat. It'd be awesome. I was thinking,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I like, I would like to see that like Theft movie,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you know, like an Oceans or a fucking what was
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: that ship back in the day with like fucking carry
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Grant and fucking Audrey Hepberg. When they're like in the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: museum and you're stealing ship from like sixty eight or
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: some shit.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: You would literally know better than either of us.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, old man, he's not old.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: It's not that he's old man. It's said he watched
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: a lot of black and white movies when he was
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: a kid.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: They're still good.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: He watched a ton of them and I didn't.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck I find it.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: But it's some big deal in any man Auguent. Game
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: gets one point, yeah, Stevie can of course catch up.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Game two is gonna be where two points. We're gonna
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: play it right after this.
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  Speaker 2: Hey Man welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: two is going to be the cost is correct. I've
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: got three items up for bits here. They've all gone
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: up for auction recently and all sold, so I just
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: want to know how close our players can get to
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: the actual final auction price of these items without going over.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: The player who first player to capture two listings will
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: win the game and earn two episode points. As always,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: there's a theme and you'll learn what it is as
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: we go. We are going to do final bid style
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: because there's only two of you, so we'll keep bidding
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: and bidding until you get close enough or one of
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: you goes over. Steeve you lost last game, so you
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: have the choice. Do you want to bid first? But
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: do you want to make Augie bid first?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I would like to bid first.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Here very well, sir, Yeah, this is game so here
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: you are.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Our first itema for bids is this unique portable bathroom.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: The portable bathroom comes with a working toilet and sink,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: and its sleek white design and compact size make it
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: a make it perfect for those who want a reliable,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: easy to use toilet on the go, whether you need
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: one at a camp hunting cabin, or just need an
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: extra toilet at your home. This one piece toilet and
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: sink set in its own I don't know how to
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: describe it, like locker. It's like a porter potty size. Okay,
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: little shed. This one piece of toilet is the perfect choice,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: and this listing can be yours if the cost is correct, Stevie,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: start us off.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Does it fit an adult?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, just make sure. Oh my god, that sounds buy
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: that for here for one?
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: How much for one adult? Shit shed?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Four hundred dollars?
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Okay? Ogiek Stevie, shit, I'll fard you go.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: You said four hundred dollars.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: That's how much you rent? Like a porter potty?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I never rented one. I'm only put
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: and pede in them. What'd you say? Nine? Oh Jesus,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: twelve hundred, twelve hundred, two thousand, two thousand, Stevie, twenty
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: five hundred.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Twenty five hundred. I will call for final.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: It's twenty seven.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Twenty seven hundred, even, shit, Stevie. Would you like to
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: stay at twenty five or would you like to overbid?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I would like to overbid, but I'm not going to,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: which is probably the dumbest thing ever, but I'm gonna.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Stick it on twenty five five Yeah, okay, fuck well.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: The actual final auction price of this portable bathroom set,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: It's awesome is twenty seven hundred dollars. Aggie got it
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: right on the car.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Do you get two points for that?
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: It finally happens. Somebody got it exactly right.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, remember you get something?
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, that's right. Drew Carey gets down on stage
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: and starts blowing. That's exactly what happens on it that show.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, I never really got to watch the whole
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: episode too.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: I'll bioggy and ice cream or something next time we go.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Oh that's nice, Okay, well done.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: It's coming out of the show's budget.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: But Aggie gets the first listening. Steve, you need both
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: of these. That's Aggie. You are going to start the
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: bids on our second item up for bids. It is
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: this lovely antique bathroom set. The antique American standard ming jadite,
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: green toilet, pedestal, sink, and tub. Oh sh We're all
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: hand crafted in nineteen thirty and all three are still
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: in excellent and working condition today. And these ninety five
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: year old items listing can be yours. If the cost
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: is correct, Augie, you're going to start us off?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Wow, I want that too.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Two thousand, two thousand.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Five thousand dollars five thousand, Augie was higher?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, every seven thousand, seven thousand, I will call
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: for final bids. Seventy four, seventy four ninety nine, Augie,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: are you sticking at seven thousand? Yeah? All right, you've
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: both gone over. Each needs to give me one bid
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: and one bid only that is lower than seven thousand. Stevie,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: start us off.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Fuck I got started.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Fifty four hundred, fifty four hundred sixty three sixty three
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: hundred the actual final auction price of this antique jadite
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: green uh toilet, sink and tub cool six thousand dollars.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Stevie wins.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: That was close. Win shit.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I thought for a second you were gonna say six thousand.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: He hit it dead on twice in a row. Holy shit.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about it, but I thought it was
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: all right.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: It's all even. Whoever wins this final listing will win
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: the game.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: We've been within range.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: You guys are playing like champs, and hopefully it continue.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Is our final item up forbids and Stevie, you will
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: start us off this time? Is this luxurious elongated smart toilet.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: The Neo rest NX one elongated dual flush redefines luxury
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: with smooth, harmonious contours and state of the art bidet
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: and toilet functions. It's operated using a slim wireless remote
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: and utilizes gravity based Tornado technology, offering a balanced and
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: ultra efficient one point zero gallons per flush. And this
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: listing can be yours if the cost is correct, Stevie,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: start us off.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I don't need it's toilet is just the one that
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: tells you, like from your bio makeup, like how you're
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: healthy you are.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think so that's the Japanese one.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I looked it up so I know the price.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: One is Japanese, but I don't.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Know if you can get this one in the US though.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: I think the lobbyists got to it first.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: And the toilet, I will say twenty two one hundred
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: dollars twenty.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Two hundred Augie thirty five thirty five, Stevie, okay, six thousand,
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: six thousand, eight thousand, eight thousand, I will call for
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: final bitm.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Overbid or stay where you I'm staying.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: He's staying on six thousand. Obviously, can overbid yourself, but
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: it makes more sense to do it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: It just I guess exactly. I'm pretty sure I already overbid,
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: So to.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Be clear and reiterate, your final bid was six thousand, eight,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: yours was eight thousand.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: The actual was final auction price for the game of
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: this elongated smart toilet is seven thousand, two hundred and
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: fifty dollars.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Stevie wish yeah, yes, yes, and he has.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Won the game and earns two episode points.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I wanted all those bathroom things, every single one. I
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I only had we have one bathroom.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: So can I tell you this? This Neo rest NX
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: one toilet was really interesting to me. The retail price
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: is actually higher than what it's like eleven thousand dollars.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I looked at smart toilets a while ago, and we
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: went to that site just to see, Yeah, and I
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: wanted the one that did everything, and I definitely didn't
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: see that I don't have. It was twenty four thousand
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: dollars and then shipping and then you had to have
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: special hookups.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: And I'm like it might be different now because I
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: did see a smart toilet that sold for like five
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars on e Bay. It might be used, I
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: don't know. I was just like, wow, you can get
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: a smart toe for five hundred bucks.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Thank you, suspect.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, the whole thing is suspect. They're toilets for
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: fox sake. I mean everyone needs one, but yeah, still
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: a little. Anyway, that's enough toilet humor for one episode.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: So Stevie is up two points to one. But it's
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: anybody's game. Our third and final game, as always is.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: We're three points. We're gonna play it right after this.
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  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three and
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  Speaker 2: it's the return of an old favorite we haven't played
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  Speaker 2: in a long time. It's four out of five dentists.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like this yeah, it has been a bit.
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  Speaker 2: I got like this five survey questions here, and one
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  Speaker 2: of our contestants is going to try and guess the
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  Speaker 2: exact percentage, and then the other will guess whether it's
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  Speaker 2: higher or lower than that. If if the person guessing
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  Speaker 2: higher or lower is correct, they win it. If they're wrong,
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  Speaker 2: the other player wins it. The first player to win
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  Speaker 2: three surveys wins the game and earns three episode points. Aggie,
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  Speaker 2: you lost the last game, so you have the choice,
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  Speaker 2: would you like to guess the percentage first or would
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  Speaker 2: you like to guess higher lower first? I guess the
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  Speaker 2: percentage first, Okay? In that case, here is our first survey, Sir.
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  Speaker 2: In a you gov poll from December twenty twenty four,
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  Speaker 2: what percentage of Americans say that social media has a
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  Speaker 2: broadly positive effect on their mental health?
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to say forty seven.
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  Speaker 2: Forty seven percent that social media has a broadly positive
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  Speaker 2: effect on their ment twenty twenty four, Right, Yeah, that's correct.
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  Speaker 1: They're just adults.
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  Speaker 3: December four, December, beginning of the end of the year,
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  Speaker 3: four so.
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  Speaker 2: Four months ago. Stevie, say, do you think the actual
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  Speaker 2: seven percentage is higher or lower than forty seven.
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  Speaker 1: There was no age groups for this, right, Nope, it
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  Speaker 1: is just Americans.
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  Speaker 2: Forty forty said forty seven forty seven.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I want to say lower.
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  Speaker 2: You are going to say lower.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate to say.
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  Speaker 2: It, but yeah, well I wouldn't hate it too much.
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  Speaker 2: The actual percentage is thirty percent.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking of that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, have adults or survey there.
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  Speaker 2: What was interesting to me is that this seemed oddly
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  Speaker 2: split evenly. Uh, thirty percent said positive, thirty percent said negative,
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  Speaker 2: and roughly thirty three percent said neutral.
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  Speaker 1: No kidding. Wow, Yeah, that's a weird breakdown.
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  Speaker 3: For that is a very interesting breakdown.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, interesting or not. Stevie takes the first point. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I got one, all right, It is your return to
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  Speaker 2: guess the exact percentage, and Augie old guest hire lower
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  Speaker 2: on this one. In a you gov survey about media
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  Speaker 2: representation from January twenty twenty five, what percentage of Americans
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  Speaker 2: say that poor people are underrepresented among film and TV characters? Oh? Wow, underrepresented?
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  Speaker 2: Underrepresented among and TV characters? I say.
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  Speaker 1: Sixty one percent.
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  Speaker 2: Sixty one percent, says Stevie.
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  Speaker 1: Ohay, it's above average.
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  Speaker 2: Sixty one percent say they positive, they're underrepresented, their underrepresented.
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  Speaker 2: There aren't enough poor people on TV and film.
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  Speaker 1: I want more poor people.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, this is tough on TV. I'm gonna say it's higher.
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  Speaker 2: You say it's higher. Fair.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair, all right, not by much.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the exact percentage of Americans who say that poor
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  Speaker 2: people are underrepresented among film and TV characters is fifty
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  Speaker 2: one percent, So it's not higher, it's lower. Stevie wins
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  Speaker 2: that one as well, and his two surveys up.
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  Speaker 3: That's a difference.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, he was off by ten percent. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's uh, it's it's true. It's like fifty It was
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  Speaker 2: the highest. The second highest group that was underrepresented according
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  Speaker 2: to the survey was disabled people. Oh, people with disabilities,
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  Speaker 2: where it was fifty percent said that they were underrepresented.
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  Speaker 2: Not enough people with disabilities on TV and film.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair too, I get Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The highest group that was over represented according to the
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  Speaker 2: same survey. Would you like to tell you wild guests, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: My god, it couldn't be white people, could it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure yes. But the actual thing was wealthy.
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  Speaker 2: Wealthy people were overrepresented.
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  Speaker 3: That was number two.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was something like eighty percent. It was
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  Speaker 2: holy the people were like, they're over percent. Anyway, let's
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  Speaker 2: move on. Stevie has two surveys. Augie, you need to
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  Speaker 2: win all three of these. Yes, and you're gonna give
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  Speaker 2: me the exact percentage on this one, and Stevie, you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna guess higher and lower. So Augie, here you go.
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  Speaker 2: In a simple you go brand recognition and popularity survey
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  Speaker 2: where the options were like, don't like and neutral? What
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  Speaker 2: percentage of baby boomers said they like the PlayStation brand?
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  Speaker 4: This has gotta be like a forty percent or close
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  Speaker 4: to a fifty percent, So I'm thinking forty nine percent.
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  Speaker 2: Final answer, yeah, forty nine percent, says Augie. Stevie, is
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  Speaker 2: the actual percentage of baby boomers who like PlayStation higher
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  Speaker 2: or lower than forty nine percent.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think forty nine percent of baby boomer boomers
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  Speaker 1: know what PlayStation is, so I'm gonna say lower.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say lower, yeah, all right. If it's lower
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  Speaker 2: yeah than forty nine percent, then Stevie has just blistered
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  Speaker 2: through this game and immediately won with three episode points. If, however,
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  Speaker 2: it's higher, Augie stays alive and we continue to the
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  Speaker 2: next survey. Oh shoot, the actual percentage of baby boomers
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  Speaker 2: who said they like PlayStation is forty four percent, which
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  Speaker 2: means Stevie's right, it is lower and he has won
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  Speaker 2: the game.
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  Speaker 1: I'll bet you don't even know what the point they're like. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if watching that PlayStation.
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  Speaker 2: I think the number I don't remember off the top
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  Speaker 2: of my head, but I think the number was actually
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  Speaker 2: eighty percent of people know what PlayStation is, eighty.
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  Speaker 1: Percent of baby maybe commercials.
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  Speaker 2: Eighty percent of baby boomers wreck iognized the PlayStation brand,
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  Speaker 2: but only forty four percent said they liked it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sure, I guess, bye, I guess my father.
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  Speaker 2: Was and obvious add on his obvious. But Generation xers
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  Speaker 2: and millennials were both much higher.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's what I figured.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for PlayStation, they had a lot like sixty and
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  Speaker 2: I think eighty percent for millennials were very positive on PlayStation.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't remember. Go to Yugu dot com to
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  Speaker 2: check out for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, fun thing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Stevie has won the game five points to one.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I did a thing. You won the whole episode, so
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  Speaker 1: trap that doesn't happen that hoften Nope, Ougie.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Has been on a hot streak. Lady but Stevie has
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  Speaker 2: claimed his own victory.
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  Speaker 1: Tom knock him down the hill a little bit. Well, hey,
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  Speaker 1: get down, it's my turn to be up here.
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  Speaker 3: Push my turn to be up here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it might be a while before we get
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  Speaker 2: to tested again.
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  Speaker 3: Is that right on the golden toilet we've got?
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  Speaker 2: No, you get the so for toilet? Yeah, toilet still, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, bathroom, we're getting too new toilets.
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  Speaker 2: Sis.
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  Speaker 3: I can never tell if anyone plushes the bronze toilet.
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  Speaker 1: We don't use that one, and we're winners.
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  Speaker 2: The bronze that turns your peenis screen.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so fucked up. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: it's got.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, it only leaves for me to thank my my
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  Speaker 2: friends who've been with me on this crazy podcast journ
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  Speaker 2: here for two hundred and sixty two episodes. Yes, uh
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  Speaker 2: and uh yeah, that's gonna be it from us. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Oh Midnight Smoke and the summer's coming up, so I
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  Speaker 2: Look for him to return to Twitch as well. Thanks
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  Speaker 2: is going to be it from us. Why because fuck you,
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  Speaker 2: that's why. Whoa, oh yeah, I'm done. It's the ghost
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  Speaker 2: of the Golden Toilet, the.
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  Speaker 4: Moth gold you stole me return the Golden Toilet.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Because you're pooped in me. First, I shall strike you down.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Now I shall pop in.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, Okay, I got way too weird even.
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  Speaker 2: For me, and so we had to rough toilet to poop.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: You'd be a.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Weird hell to go through.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: You're just like you're you're a demon's diarrhea. Ah so
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  Speaker 1: it burns you two you you come out.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: I saw that movie. I think it was part of
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  Speaker 2: creep show God