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COLD CUTS: The Keyzie Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whole Arking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
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  Speaker 2: Ikey Lenny Kravit's there on the radio, Hold Archy Big
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  Speaker 2: Show this Monday evening. The time is twenty minutes, just
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: six o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: Fellas, I've got a problem with bird shit Chrishit Chris.
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  Speaker 4: Just as I don't know the audience voted and named
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  Speaker 4: Maggie's new cat.
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  Speaker 3: I know there'll be some of the audience that will think, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's Keesy's name. Beachit Chris, Yeah, which everyone called him
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  Speaker 3: when he was at high school.
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  Speaker 5: No, not everyone.
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  Speaker 4: One friend called me that for like a day, and
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  Speaker 4: now it's a sting on the show, which is great.
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  Speaker 3: The cat we've had since I ran about Christmas, New
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  Speaker 3: Year's sort of period, it's it's a great cat, Beashit Chris.
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  Speaker 5: What a great cat.
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  Speaker 3: The problem we've got with it now is it? Well,
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  Speaker 3: what's been happening is it sweeps with in my in
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  Speaker 3: my daughter's bed, which is great.
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  Speaker 5: How cute. I used to love that with my cat, Smudge.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you call it smart Sma, it's your cat, not
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  Speaker 3: called Chris, nah, but Mud used to sleep in my
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  Speaker 3: bed with me sometimes.
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  Speaker 5: I loved it. Yeah, it's so cute.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what's happened now is the cat likes to get
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  Speaker 3: up in the middle of the night, say around two
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  Speaker 3: thirty three am, and just mowing and throwing herself at
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  Speaker 3: the wolves. So what we did, of course, was we
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  Speaker 3: just closed my daughter's bedroom door. Yes, what the cat's
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  Speaker 3: done it donees is sticks its paw underneath the door
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  Speaker 3: and pulls the door open. Yeah, which is a sign
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  Speaker 3: of a smart cat. Yeah, but a real pain in
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  Speaker 3: the arserolld Mogi. So this morning, the cat was banging
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  Speaker 3: around the house, so I got up, I took the cat,
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  Speaker 3: I took it litter tray, and I took a little
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  Speaker 3: bed for it. I went outside and underneath the house,
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  Speaker 3: which is where we've got our laundry, and I put
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  Speaker 3: the cat in there from about three o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: My wife and my daughter are.
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  Speaker 3: Furious about this, right, Okay, Now, what happened after I
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  Speaker 3: put the cat down there was I went back to
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  Speaker 3: sleep and swept all six thirty which is good for you,
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  Speaker 3: which is unbelievable for me. So what they think should
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  Speaker 3: happen as a cat should just stay inside, keeping me
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  Speaker 3: awake or I have to go and sleep in the laundry.
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  Speaker 3: There's a legitimate suggestion that I don't get a little box.
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  Speaker 3: What so I don't really know. Well, I do know
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  Speaker 3: what's happened here. We've brought in another cat with another
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  Speaker 3: part of our family. We've known it for six months.
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  Speaker 5: I'm already now below this cat on the pecking order.
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  Speaker 5: On the pecking order, Yes, it's a cat.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like a pretty onto it cat that like
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  Speaker 4: it can open doors.
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  Speaker 5: It can open doors, but so can I. Sounds like
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  Speaker 5: if we're going to compare sample, like.
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  Speaker 2: A conniving little bastard to.
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  Speaker 5: Me, shocking bastard. It's got a real it's got it
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  Speaker 5: in for me. Can I say?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got that vibe about it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I went.
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  Speaker 3: I went into the lounge the other day and see,
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  Speaker 3: we've got to get the cat outside because it didn't
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  Speaker 3: know the way on bed loves her only does it
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  Speaker 3: on my side. I said, we've got to put the
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  Speaker 3: cat outside. My wife said, look, it's too late now,
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  Speaker 3: there's no point doing it. And I looked over at
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  Speaker 3: the cat. The cat was pulling the brown eye yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and it was facing away from you. It was on
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  Speaker 3: all fours looking over its shoulder like you kizy, but
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  Speaker 3: was giving me a brown eye?
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  Speaker 4: Or was its front where it's front paws reaching back
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  Speaker 4: and like accentuating the brown eye. Well that's the thing, yes, okay,
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  Speaker 4: well then that's definitely.
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  Speaker 2: It's so weird, Mogi because with.
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  Speaker 5: Jizz, your cat, Jason's cat, his name is Jizz.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, as you know, does bit chit Christ birchit
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  Speaker 2: Christ do this Like I'm holding some food taking it
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  Speaker 2: to the family dinner table. Do she runs straight across,
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  Speaker 2: just right across the floor, just as I'm walking, And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, whoa. Have you seen the movie The Omen? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and the little kid that's possessed that is Satan. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and he's on his little push bike and he goes yes.
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  Speaker 2: And she's hanging some flowers and he knocks her off
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  Speaker 2: the balcony. It's got the same vibe about it, And
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  Speaker 2: so does bird Chick Chris to me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: I think he's I think bird Chick Chris is trying
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  Speaker 3: to push me out to become the man of the family. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's the vibe that I'm getting. So there'll be more
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  Speaker 3: that goes on we've got to loppers. What do you
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  Speaker 3: call them?
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  Speaker 2: Testicles?
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  Speaker 5: Off? That's next? I thought it was a she? Is
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  Speaker 5: it a he?
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  Speaker 3: Jesus Nah, I'm pretty sure it's a dude. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I've been around there. You should see the balls on
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  Speaker 3: this bart Mogi, what about.
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  Speaker 6: A bird?
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  Speaker 5: Shit?
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  Speaker 4: Chris's eyes on the purse like yours or.
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  Speaker 3: No, Chris's eyes are absolutely fine, but weirdly bird ship
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  Speaker 3: Chris just like you, he is completely hammered.
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  Speaker 1: There's Gen Hdiky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 2: He is indeed Tom Pitty there on the radio. Holdicky
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  Speaker 2: Big show?
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  Speaker 3: This?
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  Speaker 2: What is it? Tuesday night?
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  Speaker 5: This Tuesday night? There?
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  Speaker 4: How you feel like I'm going to cook bone to pick?
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  Speaker 4: Ift's all?
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  Speaker 5: G I got a bone a pit? Hey jays, we've
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  Speaker 5: got a bone to pick with you?
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  Speaker 2: Man again?
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  Speaker 4: Man, No, I'm sorry, and I feel like I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm on your case and I want to be on
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  Speaker 4: your case.
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  Speaker 3: Man, then you won't need to get on your case.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to be on your case.
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  Speaker 2: But what's that?
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  Speaker 5: Do you think he wants to be on your case?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like he does want to be on my case.
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  Speaker 4: So my wife comes in today and she goes, oh,
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  Speaker 4: have you seen Hoody Jay's Instagram story?
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  Speaker 5: And I was like no, so we might want to
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  Speaker 5: ever look at it.
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  Speaker 4: I was like cool, and then I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: he must have tagged me in it, because if it's
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  Speaker 4: about me, or to take no no tag Oh that's right,
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  Speaker 4: forgot And sometimes sometimes hodk you will do this as well,
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  Speaker 4: Dilly or the pugs is pretty good to be honest,
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  Speaker 4: but you'll just get a message from being like, hah,
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  Speaker 4: that video is really funny, and you'd be like what
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  Speaker 4: what video and be like, Oh, there's a really funny
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  Speaker 4: video about about your ears or something, and I won't
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  Speaker 4: know because I haven't been tagged in it. And so
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  Speaker 4: there's just this funny stuff happening online.
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  Speaker 3: By the time you get to it, it's got fifteen
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  Speaker 3: hundred likes and it's too late to stop, way too late.
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  Speaker 5: Late. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Your air one, by the way, is up to about
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  Speaker 2: a thousands. That's good if you haven't seen it. Instagram
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  Speaker 2: the big show.
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  Speaker 5: Jason, you tagged me one day you didn't.
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  Speaker 4: You put a story up and it was a photo
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  Speaker 4: of some capsicums on the top cut off them. What
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  Speaker 4: you had for dinner last night, as you mentioned.
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  Speaker 2: An actually fat. My wife will probably just be putting
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  Speaker 2: them in the oven now, not on the bin.
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  Speaker 4: But the caption was tonight for dinner, the old Keezy Special.
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  Speaker 4: It's a photo of the shittest capsicle stuffed with porkman.
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  Speaker 5: I forgot about the Keezy Special.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like stuffing Portman's into a campskin doesn't make
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  Speaker 4: it a Keezy special, you know.
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  Speaker 3: What I mean.
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  Speaker 4: It's portmants keys, I know, but like, I don't just
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  Speaker 4: stuff it into capsica. I just don't go to see
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  Speaker 4: make it, find the cheapest vegetable and stuff it with portmants.
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  Speaker 5: That you never thought of it though, have you? Well no,
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  Speaker 5: and I did write it down.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you'll be doing it tomorrow night, for sure.
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  Speaker 5: I love the lid the capsicum lead. I didn't notice
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  Speaker 5: that for quite a while. Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to put I was going to leave
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  Speaker 2: the lids off and put cheese on top.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that would have made you know, it would have
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  Speaker 5: been still foul.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know, to be honest, that makes it
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  Speaker 4: more of a Kezy special. I like cheese on top
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  Speaker 4: of stuff. Sure, but it's just like I don't want
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  Speaker 4: people to start thinking that you just put portmants in
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  Speaker 4: something and then that's a kezy.
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  Speaker 5: Because portmants on its own is also a kezy. Special.
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  Speaker 5: That's probably a specialty.
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  Speaker 2: Of all what you do with portmants, just what defies
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  Speaker 2: reality sometimes. I think the things that you and your
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  Speaker 2: wife come up with, Yeah, it's amazing. And that's why,
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  Speaker 2: right when I was making I thought, God, this is
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  Speaker 2: like a kid.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I remember one time you made what you've got
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  Speaker 3: portmants and you made it into the shape of a capsicum. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and then put portmants inside that.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right. I call that a keezy.
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  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ich.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back, Look, Big Shoe, Regie Crown. Three, Let's put
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  Speaker 2: another mad Bustard.
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  Speaker 5: On the bench.
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  Speaker 2: Bloody Oats, Feller's Bloody Oats.
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  Speaker 4: It's a month away, yeah, man, going to Brisbane. Man,
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually not ready for it. I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: I'm mentally ready for it.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be an absolute monster. It's the only
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  Speaker 3: time this year that I'm going to be getting on it.
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  Speaker 3: So far, I haven't had a drink all year. I
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  Speaker 3: am unleashing Keezy. I'm actually really worried about we're releasing
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  Speaker 3: the Kraken. Yeah, god over in Brisbane, so yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: can't I can't wait.
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  Speaker 4: And the other issue is that I know the cup
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  Speaker 4: of Moggi's friends are over there as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, to help matters. I feel like, you know, when
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  Speaker 2: we come back we have the week off fellas.
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  Speaker 5: Was that you know, just wrist and recoup.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly nice because you know, keasy when you hungover, you
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  Speaker 2: get all sort of well nasally.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm still here dropping the great yarns, having a
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  Speaker 4: good checks.
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  Speaker 5: True man, I show up day and day out lines.
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  Speaker 2: Yet it's do it? Get a paula mad Barset? How's
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  Speaker 2: life Fellas going?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? How's a beautiful pood on it today?
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  Speaker 5: It's actually not too bad bread this morning, but.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: Good stuff because I understand you. Feelings got pretty hard
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: with the Elk cyclone there. How do you go?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, not a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Of flooding in the garage, but we survived.
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  Speaker 5: Say people got a lill bit wise.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do for a cross? By the way, Paul.
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  Speaker 5: Commission builder, would you take what's your pool?
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  Speaker 2: Late. You know he's actually he's just he's.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want on the trip.
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  Speaker 6: He's a shocker, like he is drigging to run the
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  Speaker 6: knuckle over old kezy. Then so you're saying that this
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  Speaker 6: guy you're gonna bring would give me a hiding in Australia.
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  Speaker 5: No, yees, find out and still bring.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: It on man. Good on your pool, you're in the draw, mate,
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  Speaker 2: stand the line packs will saw you out? Get a Kim?
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  Speaker 2: How's life?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? Bloody awesome? Big bone?
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  Speaker 2: Good on your mates, tolly Keim. How's your day being
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  Speaker 2: today in christ long dry?
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  Speaker 1: Hot?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: You're what were you doing? Good on you for a cross?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: And he's control.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah great Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: To be honest, it'll be a lot of pissover in Brisbane, man,
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  Speaker 4: so that could be quite handy.
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  Speaker 5: Bring some traps and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really get on you, Kim. Will you stan on
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  Speaker 2: the line to mate and show you out.
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  Speaker 5: Finally, let's go to Henry. This is Henry. Henry glasses on.
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  Speaker 2: Even if I put my glasses on, I still wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: be able to read that for some reason. Good a
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  Speaker 2: Henry a mad bar? How's life? How are we boys?
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  Speaker 3: Pretty good?
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  Speaker 2: Thing. Good on you, mate. What do you do for
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: a crust? Henry? Good? Honest Jacker? That isn't it? Phels? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Man, what's your favorite drain to lay?
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  Speaker 2: Oh land?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's true, man, that is so true. And then
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  Speaker 3: would you bring with you if you won?
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  Speaker 5: Man, I'll bring my brother over.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What's his name? Tyson? I suck?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he sucks.
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  Speaker 5: You're in the draw, Henry, you are right. Fingers crossed.
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  Speaker 2: On you, mate.
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: If you want to guarantee your spot, hit up Boystrip
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  Speaker 4: dot co dot m Z. They make sports travel.
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  Speaker 2: Easy, hey, Jason, so easy, so easy, man, Hey, fellows,
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  Speaker 2: just on that by the way. Oh now I'll get
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  Speaker 2: into it a little bit later on. Yeah, yeah, came
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  Speaker 2: in all right, okay.
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  Speaker 4: But hey, coming up shorty, fellers, I've got a bone
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  Speaker 4: to pick with.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 2: Hold Ikey Smashing Pumpkins. Here on the radio, Hold Arky
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  Speaker 2: Big Show this Wednesday evening. Let's give out some advice.
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  Speaker 5: Sixtu at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 4: Get in touch with the flowers Jace sounding good man.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks, it's a really email address. Get in touch.
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  Speaker 4: If you need advice, you get a prize if we
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  Speaker 4: read it on the show and it's one hundred percent anonymous.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 4: A fella's anonymous here needing some help from the old Jizbot,
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  Speaker 4: Hoidy j and Mogi and Keezy if he's not hungover,
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  Speaker 4: but a chat there. Our neighbor has a massive shelterbelt
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  Speaker 4: tree line on her side of our fence boundary, and
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  Speaker 4: it's huge. It's twenty feet tall. However, it grows scraggly
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  Speaker 4: and looks really unkemped. Three years ago, we took matters
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  Speaker 4: into our own hands, as it was clear she didn't
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  Speaker 4: give a ratsass about it, or so we thought.
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  Speaker 5: We got keV, the.
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  Speaker 4: Scrub cutter from down the road who had a massive
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  Speaker 4: combine circular cutting tower thing with four thirty inch blade.
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  Speaker 4: Dear yeah, and he hacked it back real good. It
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  Speaker 4: needed a damn good cut because it was massively overgrown,
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  Speaker 4: only for her to then come over the next day
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  Speaker 4: with a massive bone to pick and complain that some
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: local snail just lost its habitat. She hates my guts
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  Speaker 4: now and her whole property as a tip site massively overgrown.
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  Speaker 4: My question is do I get keV the scrub cut
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  Speaker 4: had a back and just deal with your hedge again.
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  Speaker 4: Do I burn it? Do I get heard of goats?
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  Speaker 4: What should I do? So it's been three years ago
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  Speaker 4: that happened.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Look, did he ask your permission in the first place?
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like it, Shogumburst.
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  Speaker 4: Shocking, But we can't assume that maybe he did.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't sound like he did because she wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have come over and complained about it.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, being cut, but.
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  Speaker 2: Also is it growing over to his side of the property,
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  Speaker 2: because you're fully within your right if it's on your
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  Speaker 2: property to chop it back.
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  Speaker 4: You can chop it back, and you can throw the
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  Speaker 4: branches over the neighbor's fence. Yes, because our neighbor did
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  Speaker 4: this recently to their neighbor right, not in a.
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  Speaker 5: Bad way, just the branches.
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  Speaker 4: And then the neighbor as a result was like so
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  Speaker 4: sorry that he cut down all of the trees.
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  Speaker 3: See, I'd go over there and talk to them, just
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  Speaker 3: because I wouldn't want it to be something like this
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  Speaker 3: where now you're having to send an email to a
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  Speaker 3: radio show to get some advice.
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  Speaker 5: I'd be I'd be worried about it. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: now you've got it.
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  Speaker 3: Every time you see them, there's some kind of drama.
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  Speaker 3: There's bones to pick.
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  Speaker 5: But if you don't care, then I just crack in
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  Speaker 5: get old. Was it a mad bastard? Is he isn't he?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. He's got four massive saws.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe he's a massive mad bastard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, just yeah, I'm with making on that.
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  Speaker 2: Just do that, surprise m because like in my property
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  Speaker 2: out West Privet.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Jason, wouldn't you love it if somebody came along
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  Speaker 3: and sort of out the trees that you've got that
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  Speaker 3: are on the purse on your property and then could
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  Speaker 3: potentially fall through people's houses.
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  Speaker 5: You would love it.
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  Speaker 2: I would love it if someone if my neighbor just
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  Speaker 2: chopped it all back, yeah, and checked it over. I
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: mean you can check it on my side. I don't care.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I lived there.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: Hang on it.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Hang a minute, just reading about this this lady's house,
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: she's he's saying that it's pretty much a tip site
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: and massively overgrown.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Maybe it is your house.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: It could be, yeah, but my house is an immaculate touch.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: At the moment, is it because you're not there?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: You should have seen it when we left it was
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: the most beautiful it's ever been. Yeah, which is kind
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: of you know, iron really that we lived there for
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: twenty odd years and it was a tip.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: It does suck, though, because you're, like, you could be
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: in the most awesome house and if your neighbor is
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: a bit annoying, it ruins that.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Every honestly, Yeah, like normally I'd be taking the pest
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: a little bit. But it is a horrible situation to be.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: In neighbors at war.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's horrible.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Sucks because if your home is your relaxing space, you
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: don't want any dry.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: You don't try and pretend you don't care, but you care.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: No good, no good, yeah, not good man. So the answer,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: you know, you just go and talk to them.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I would go over there with a peace offering, okay,
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: like heaps of snails, like she's she's into his snails,
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: take her over some snails and say, look, I'm really sorry,
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I didn't know.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Can we chop down all of your tree?
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Here's some snails, here's some snails.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Good stuff.
• 16:43
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• 16:46
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