Latest / The D.L. Hughley Show / DLHS Hour 3 | Minnesota Tow Truck Driver Returns ICE Detainees Vehicles
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
- 0:03Speaker 2: The countdown is on to the One Voyage 2026, hosted
- 0:06Speaker 2: by Ricky Smiley. Six days, one incredible ship. Only a
- 0:09Speaker 2: few cabins are left. We got the concerts, the food,
- 0:11Speaker 2: and the experience. You do not want to hear about
- 0:13Speaker 2: this afterwards. Not at all.
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- 0:16Speaker 2: And you can secure your cabin today at a very
- 0:19Speaker 2: special price. Log on to OneVoyageCruise.com for all of the details.
- 0:23Speaker 1: I cannot wait.
- 0:24Speaker 3: Ooh, I can tell.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Everybody's on there I think chapter 8 we used to
- 0:29Speaker 2: be with Anita Baker they're.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Gonna be on there the blue notes gonna make.
- 0:38Speaker 2: It special Harold Melvin he ain't gonna be there well
- 0:41Speaker 2: Harold Melvin and the blue.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Notes gonna be there yeah it's just Teddy well we
- 0:45Speaker 1: know Teddy yeah but.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Teddy wouldn't be there we on the wrong boat you.
- 0:49Speaker 2: Know you saw with Teddy why Teddy left that band
- 0:51Speaker 2: right cause he was the lead singer and he asked
- 0:53Speaker 2: he had a date and they would never give him
- 0:55Speaker 2: no money So he asked Harold for the money, and
- 0:59Speaker 2: Harold lifted up a mattress with all these hundreds under
- 1:01Speaker 2: and gave him $ 100.
- 1:02Speaker 1: He said, this is my last day. I'm out. Isn't
- 1:06Speaker 1: that crazy?
- 1:06Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 1:07Speaker 1: You could have kept him going.
- 1:09Speaker 3: Well.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Don't we know something about that, huh?
- 1:12Speaker 3: Don't we know.
- 1:13Speaker 1: Man, all you had to do was hush.
- 1:15Speaker 3: That's all you had to do.
- 1:16Speaker 1: All this could have been yours.
- 1:18Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 1:19Speaker 1: Ain't that something, huh? Oh, well. Bigger and better things
- 1:23Speaker 1: has a bigger name on the other line.
- 1:28Speaker 2: Did you see the young lady at Clancy doing 60 Minutes?
- 1:31Speaker 3: I did not.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:33Speaker 3: I'm going to watch it, though, because I know I
- 1:34Speaker 3: can go back and check it out, but I want
- 1:36Speaker 3: to see it.
- 1:36Speaker 1: He looked sad. Yeah.
- 1:39Speaker 3: I did see where he said that he still talks
- 1:41Speaker 3: to his kids, you know, obviously not, you know, he
- 1:44Speaker 3: talks to them every day. I'm sure.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:47Speaker 3: To help him make it through. I can't even imagine.
- 1:51Speaker 1: That is great.
- 1:51Speaker 2: I'm telling you, like she told him, she killed him, said,
- 1:55Speaker 2: go with God. Couldn't they go with their auntie?
- 1:58Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 1:59Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:59Speaker 1: It's too many people.
- 2:00Speaker 3: They could have gone with the housekeeper. They could have
- 2:01Speaker 3: gone with anybody. Terrible.
- 2:04Speaker 2: It's just a horrible thing. And, you know, people get mad.
- 2:08Speaker 2: Like I was like, I don't.
- 2:09Speaker 3: She's a murderer.
- 2:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:11Speaker 3: No matter how you slice it. I'm with the lone holdout.
- 2:14Speaker 3: She knows she knows what she did.
- 2:15Speaker 1: She's crazy.
- 2:16Speaker 3: I'm crazy, too.
- 2:17Speaker 1: They were more mad at Michael Vick than they were
- 2:19Speaker 1: at her.
- 2:20Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness. That is so true. I've forgotten about that.
- 2:22Speaker 1: More mad at Michael Vick than they are at her.
- 2:25Speaker 3: I forgot about how angry people were at Michael Vick
- 2:27Speaker 3: or those dogs.
- 2:28Speaker 1: And I love dogs.
- 2:29Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong. I love dogs.
- 2:31Speaker 1: I love dogs more than I do kids, but I
- 2:33Speaker 1: still wouldn't.
- 2:34Speaker 3: Dio, shut up.
- 2:34Speaker 1: I do.
- 2:35Speaker 3: You don't.
- 2:36Speaker 1: I do.
- 2:37Speaker 2: You love dogs more than you love kids? I wouldn't
- 2:39Speaker 2: want anything to happen. I wouldn't save a dog over
- 2:41Speaker 2: a kid, but I do. Of course, who doesn't love
- 2:43Speaker 2: dogs more than kids? It's easier to love dogs more
- 2:46Speaker 2: than kids.
- 2:47Speaker 3: It's not.
- 2:49Speaker 1: My dog always loves you, run to you. Yeah, kids
- 2:52Speaker 1: that talk back. Elena, isn't it easier to love dogs
- 2:56Speaker 1: and kids? Absolutely.
- 2:58Speaker 2: You guys are not being honest with yourself.
- 3:00Speaker 3: I am being honest. Now, if we're, you know, of course,
- 3:03Speaker 3: I got to add some parameters.
- 3:04Speaker 1: That could be tomorrow's question. Y'all wasting it. Yeah.
- 3:07Speaker 2: No, because the same people that ain't listening to us tomorrow,
- 3:12Speaker 2: he taught me that. I don't remember. Those same people,
- 3:15Speaker 2: they change every five minutes. What is he talking about?
- 3:18Speaker 2: All this great stuff we're doing right here, it's going
- 3:20Speaker 2: to be great again tomorrow.
- 3:21Speaker 3: He's going to put a fresh coat of paint on it.
- 3:23Speaker 3: You'll never know the difference.
- 3:24Speaker 1: Hell yeah. It's just like a rental property, baby.
- 3:29Speaker 2: Sometimes people get really upset with the things I say,
- 3:31Speaker 2: so we're going to give them an opportunity to express
- 3:33Speaker 2: themselves with our segment.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Called FUDL Hughley. So I want you to please welcome
- 3:38Speaker 1: our FUDL Hughley correspondent, little Niecy James.
- 3:40Speaker 4: Hello, this is Niecy James.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Your F.U.
- 3:43Speaker 2: D.L.
- 3:43Speaker 4: Hughley correspondent. Today's first response comes from thedlhughleyshow.com. ShortyBob22 says, D.L.,
- 3:51Speaker 4: you said you went to high school with a bearded midget.
- 3:54Speaker 4: As you told your story, you had everyone laughing as
- 3:57Speaker 4: you kept using the word midget. In case you don't know,
- 4:00Speaker 4: midget is an offensive word. The term little person is
- 4:03Speaker 4: more accepted. You think you know that, being that you're
- 4:06Speaker 4: a mere inch from being classified as a dwarf yourself.
- 4:09Speaker 3: F * * * you, D.L. Hughley.
- 4:12Speaker 4: Our next FU Daily response comes from the Daily Show app.
- 4:16Speaker 4: Thriller83 says, DL, I heard you say the incomparable Michael
- 4:20Speaker 4: Jackson was a pedophile.
- 4:22Speaker 1: You said the.
- 4:22Speaker 4: King of pop was a great entertainer but a lousy babysitter?
- 4:26Speaker 4: These comments are nothing short of blasphemy. Just because Michael
- 4:30Speaker 4: Jackson loved to be around children so much that sometimes
- 4:33Speaker 4: he gave them spiked drinks that had them sleep in
- 4:35Speaker 4: bed with him didn't make him a pedophile.
- 4:38Speaker 1: F-E-D-A-H-E-G-L-E.
- 4:39Speaker 4: Today's last F-E-D-A-H-E-G-L-E response is from Facebook. ODB19 says, DL,
- 4:44Speaker 4: every day I hear you play an old school song,
- 4:47Speaker 4: and you call it a song from when your mom
- 4:49Speaker 4: and daddy were still together. It may be a nostalgic
- 4:52Speaker 4: feature for you, but what about those of us whose
- 4:54Speaker 4: parents were never together? Every time I hear that segment,
- 4:57Speaker 4: I begin to cry because my mother got pregnant on
- 4:59Speaker 4: a drunken night after the club by a one hitter
- 5:02Speaker 4: quitter from a man I never met. Well, that's it
- 5:07Speaker 4: for this week. This has been Niecy James, your F.U.
- 5:10Speaker 3: D.A.
- 5:10Speaker 4: Healy correspondent. And until next week, bye.
- 5:13Speaker 2: It is now time for the human being of the week,
- 5:15Speaker 2: Jasmine Sanders. And Shaq has been a human being of
- 5:18Speaker 2: the week a bunch of times.
- 5:19Speaker 1: A bunch of times. A bunch of times. She's done
- 5:21Speaker 1: some great things. He has. He ain't done nothing this
- 5:23Speaker 1: dumb since Shazam, though, I'm telling you.
- 5:28Speaker 3: All right.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Did you see? All right. I'm sorry. Who was our
- 5:33Speaker 1: human being? It was a tow.
- 5:36Speaker 3: Truck driver named Juan Leon out of Minnesota.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Whoa. What did Juan Leon do?
- 5:41Speaker 3: So he owns his own tow truck service there in Minnesota.
- 5:44Speaker 3: And he had been getting several calls about abandoned vehicles.
- 5:47Speaker 3: He had been picking them up. And then he noticed
- 5:49Speaker 3: a pattern. It turns out that they belong to families
- 5:53Speaker 3: after ICE arrests. Oh, no. So he began to return
- 5:56Speaker 3: the cars. No charge. It's pretty awesome.
- 6:01Speaker 1: And you know, I tell Jug Trapper, once it's on that.
- 6:02Speaker 3: Hook, they don't care. And not even lift it up.
- 6:05Speaker 3: Once they hook it, you own.
- 6:07Speaker 1: It's above me now.
- 6:08Speaker 3: It's above me now.
- 6:09Speaker 1: It's above me now. You can't just drop it. No,
- 6:10Speaker 1: I cannot. That's above me now.
- 6:13Speaker 3: Can't do it. So he's been returning cars and not
- 6:15Speaker 3: charging them at all.
- 6:16Speaker 1: That is.
- 6:17Speaker 3: That's pretty awesome.
- 6:18Speaker 1: People working together.
- 6:19Speaker 3: All right.
- 6:20Speaker 1: I'm telling you, the white people in Minnesota is the
- 6:22Speaker 1: kind of white people you need.
- 6:23Speaker 3: You need them.
- 6:24Speaker 1: They were sticking up for their name. What's his last name?
- 6:26Speaker 3: Leon.
- 6:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Juan Leon.
- 6:29Speaker 4: Juan?
- 6:29Speaker 3: Or Leon.
- 6:30Speaker 1: That's true. Ice is like that. All of them. Yeah.
- 6:35Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 6:36Speaker 1: All right. Juan Leon, he is our human being of
- 6:38Speaker 1: the week. And we give him the claps. That's it.
- 6:40Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Now it's time for what you
- 6:41Speaker 1: need to know with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
- 6:43Speaker 5: It's Ahmed Gordon in for Sybil Wilkes with what you
- 6:45Speaker 5: need to know. A Mississippi grand jury has officially concluded
- 6:48Speaker 5: that no criminal charges are warranted at this time in
- 6:51Speaker 5: the tragic death of 18-year-old college football player Nolan Wells.
- 6:54Speaker 5: Following an exhaustive review of state medical examiner findings and
- 6:57Speaker 5: official case evidence, grand jurors formally determined that the position, condition,
- 7:02Speaker 5: and timing of the discovery of Wells' body were completely
- 7:05Speaker 5: consistent with accidental drowning off Horn Island, where the teenager
- 7:09Speaker 5: vanished during a Fourth of July holiday weekend celebration with friends. Now,
- 7:12Speaker 5: speaking to thousands of university students at Salem State University,
- 7:15Speaker 5: former President Barack Obama... address growing concerns regarding the state
- 7:18Speaker 5: of American democracy. Acknowledging current political discourse may seem broken
- 7:22Speaker 5: while expressing firm belief in national resilience. The nation's 44th
- 7:26Speaker 5: president warned against the Trump administration's controversial decision to ban
- 7:29Speaker 5: select news organizations from the White House press pool, cautioning
- 7:33Speaker 5: that restricting press access undermines fundamental democratic principles.
- 7:37Speaker 1: I'm Ahmed Gordon, in for Sybil Wilkes. Be informed, be empowered.
- 7:41Speaker 1: I like what you did there, Skip. It's the D.L.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Hughley Show. Jasmine, what do you think?
- 7:44Speaker 3: Fade.