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Episode 59: Say Cheese · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: I do like a bit of cheese, he must be said,
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: when them up the chimney, they have a cheese sandwich
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: and they just sitting here watching the clouds go by. Now,
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: much as I like cheese, I wouldn't go running down
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: a hill for it, like those lads over in Gloucester.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's Gloucester for you.
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  Speaker 1: Those lads were wired different, not like those lads. Here
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: in Boughton. We might clock chimneys, but we would all
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: run down hills, especially for wheels of cheese. Tom and
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: Jerry explained it better than I could in this week's episode,
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  Speaker 1: So I'll let you get to it now.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see them.
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: The earth did not split open, the seas did not
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  Speaker 1: boil come. I went back on stage there last week
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: with the good self. We made her fucking diad, God
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: bless you. I wanted to start the show.
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: Today by thanking everybody that came out and helping ease
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: me back into the world of comedy.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: It was lovely. I knew, I knew you'd have a
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: great time. You didn't know you'd have a great time.
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: But I was sitting there and you were doing We
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  Speaker 1: could have right, We could have done three podcasts and
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  Speaker 1: the amounted talk and Jerry did, but that's what happens
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: when you're in that situation. And he got up there
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: and were brand new material and fucking killed it.
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  Speaker 2: It was absolutely brilliant and made a write shover shout
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: out to long term listener. It was an end that came.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: Up after yes, yes and yeah yeah, yeah. It was deadly, deadly.
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  Speaker 1: I was delighted. And you will find out that Jerry
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: is coming to kill Kenny and he's going to be
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: back in Dublin at the Dot Theater with me thirteen
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: thirteen to fourteenth, respectively, So.
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  Speaker 3: As as you hear this podcast, it will be the
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: following week, so you have a chance to get tickets
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: to that.
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  Speaker 1: Text your and sure, look and if we if he'll
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  Speaker 1: take the bait, I'll get him to do a couple
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  Speaker 1: of more, but I can't promise it. But there's definitely
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: the thirteenth to the fourteenth, Ny.
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: And stranger things have happened exactly.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: How do you do that?
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: How's your body? How's your body keeping? I need to
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  Speaker 1: know is it alright? Look at Tom?
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  Speaker 3: Like you know, I've I've said it, I've said it
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  Speaker 3: several times, Like you know, once you get once you
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: get by forty, your bed sort of acts like the
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  Speaker 3: pit boss in the casino, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you have to you have to pay off and a
• 2:25
  Speaker 3: good night's sleep with something. It's like, yeah, so here
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: you've got a pretty good nice sleep there. So what
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  Speaker 3: will it be? Which will it be?
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: Sciatica?
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, what will it be? Neck or knee? You
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: can't have both?
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 3: It's you're not walking out of here, buddy. So that's
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: that's where I am with that. We didn't we didn't
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  Speaker 3: even enter the show. So Tom and Jerry show know
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  Speaker 3: where we are im Jerrem mc bride. That's some Oh man,
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: I'm we came out of We came out of fast there, Tom.
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: But we were very excited about the gigging. You're back
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: gigging again, so we're very excited about that. Is it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was a momentous occasion. What was too years since
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: you've been, since you've been back in the saddle.
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  Speaker 1: That was a big I've been two years and change anyway. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so that was that was nothing, nothing to be shied
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  Speaker 1: away from it. It was a very and you you did very,
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: very very well, as I guess you would you. I
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: very much enjoyed your set. I've rightly enjoyed it now,
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: it was very very good.
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  Speaker 3: I got I gotta tell you, Tom, I've been away
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  Speaker 3: for a couple of years, but that's because I've.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Been pouring my creative.
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: Wine into the goblet that is this very show. Yeah there,
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  Speaker 3: I'm very excited. I'm just my brand new special just
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: came out. I meant to send it aunt.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, my brand new specially came out at the weekend
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  Speaker 1: that went live for Ocean I taken off, Yeah, taken off.
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  Speaker 1: So that is up now for anybody who wants to
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  Speaker 1: watch it, go ahead, it's the YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: Enjoy yourselves.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we'll have to bid your boots. The link up
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  Speaker 3: to that. But before you run off and listen to
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: and watch Tom's new special, we about to do this show.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: Should be no harm. We'll take off the show.
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  Speaker 3: Tom with the big news, you know how you know
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  Speaker 3: how we do a baby, We've got the big news,
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  Speaker 3: and like you know, sometimes it's big news to us.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's the big news.
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  Speaker 1: Of the world. But regardless of which it is, the weekly,
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  Speaker 1: what have you. This is a very complicated case.
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  Speaker 3: Mad You know, a lot of Ian's a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of what have you, and a lot of
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  Speaker 3: strands to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I have a fascination with this.
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  Speaker 1: I've watched programs on this, I have I've I've literally,
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  Speaker 1: i'd say I watched more on this than I have
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  Speaker 1: on North Korea.
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  Speaker 2: And that says a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I've watched the fair Markorea stuff. But
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  Speaker 1: and then nobody's going to be surprised when I tell
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  Speaker 1: when we tell them that we have an interest in this,
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  Speaker 1: immediately known some of the backstories of some of the
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  Speaker 1: mental stuff from when we were drunk and stuff, and
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: you going with over the Pampalona you have, mad bastard.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how either one of us didn't end
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  Speaker 1: up doing this, but it was. The week just gone
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  Speaker 1: by was of course, the downhill race at Cooper's Hill
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  Speaker 1: in Gloucestershire for the Wheel O Cheese, the Wheel, Oh Cheese.
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  Speaker 3: You say you're amazed that we haven't done this time yet, buddy, do.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Look, I'm just gonna put
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: it out there, will I do it?
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  Speaker 1: Because honestly, no slight on your jar. But I think
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: we're we're getting a shovel on a bag of line
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  Speaker 1: if you do it only right now because I'm in
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: okay condition, because I've been building a house. Give it
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: six more months and then it's never going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: So I think I need to do it. Just do
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: it run by myself in the next six months.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get into it a wee bit Tom. But I
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  Speaker 3: reckon if I were to if the faith that befell
• 5:35
  Speaker 3: a couple of.
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  Speaker 1: Young men this year's most recent cheese roll were to
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  Speaker 1: befall me doing it, I reckon it might sort me.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what one big wrong could sort? Could
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  Speaker 1: sort it doesn't be right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, get you get your back like
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  Speaker 2: imagine it.
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  Speaker 1: You just click back in place, everything right walks away
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  Speaker 1: like a twenty two year old go what like you
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  Speaker 1: just got to shot a step? You know, like this
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  Speaker 1: is it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, before we get too deep in the water about it,
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  Speaker 3: because not every you know, everybody's.
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: Cheese roll is somebody's forced cheese rolled. The downhill cheese
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  Speaker 1: roll takes place on Cooper's Hill. What is the tradition
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  Speaker 1: of it.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's bound to have seen something that looks like this.
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  Speaker 3: It's a wheel of cheese that gets rolled down a
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  Speaker 3: hill and participants, mainly young people, perhaps with drink involved,
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  Speaker 3: chase the wheel of cheese to the bottom of the hill.
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  Speaker 1: Am I correct?
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  Speaker 2: It is?
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  Speaker 1: It's an eight pound and eight pound Now I'm a
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  Speaker 1: fan of double glass to myself, very nice on and
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  Speaker 1: some toast.
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  Speaker 2: I would say, right, it's very nice. It's a strong
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  Speaker 2: old cheese, doesn't mix. Knows what it's about?
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  Speaker 1: Eight pound, eight pounds, like fourteen pounds in a stone.
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  Speaker 1: That's a fair lump at cheese when you think about it, cheese.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably a ten inch white wheel, maybe by four
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  Speaker 1: inches take if you know what I mean? And it
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  Speaker 1: is it looks like a big baby.
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  Speaker 2: Bell exactly, so it's rolled.
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  Speaker 1: Now if you see this in action, you may have
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  Speaker 1: seen this, like you know, on the news and clips
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  Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and you're going.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the case? She's castle? Wait, but those are
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  Speaker 2: all British people.
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  Speaker 1: Why are they? Because it looks like something that guess
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  Speaker 1: whours in Japan would give a go?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Because they they're fit. Whereas when you look closely at this,
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  Speaker 1: it's a bunch of lads that look like they've definitely
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  Speaker 1: had pints. Do you know what I mean, I'll forget
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  Speaker 1: about it. Tom. It's it's, it's it's.
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  Speaker 3: It seems like a real pinting day.
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  Speaker 1: Now do you know the tradition of it? Because I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Either, I don't. Do you know what? I'm sure it's
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  Speaker 2: if anybody wants, they're.
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  Speaker 1: Going to have some sort of.
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  Speaker 3: You know, shout out to any of our listeners from England,
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  Speaker 3: but would become cover your ears with this next bit.
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  Speaker 3: It's about to have some fucking mria made up English
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  Speaker 3: nonsense where it's like celebrating Sir Cheesingling Gale who died
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  Speaker 3: on this hill in nineteen sixteen. Away airs was nineteen sixteen,
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  Speaker 3: wasn't it. Maybe that's how we got them, Tom, They
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  Speaker 3: were busy with the chase.
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  Speaker 1: Have more of these things around the UK than you could.
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  Speaker 5: Like there's the you know, fucking there's the wall Ball,
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  Speaker 5: there's the cuttle fish fucking Championships, there's the you know,
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  Speaker 5: there's the dancing at the Maypole World.
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  Speaker 2: They have more of these, and more often than.
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  Speaker 1: Not, they're ending absolute violence like oh yeah, you know
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  Speaker 1: it's it's England's they can't help themselves like a bit
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  Speaker 1: of it so we.
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  Speaker 3: Don't necessarily know exactly the origins of it, but we
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  Speaker 3: know how it goes. Every year wheel Achieve is run
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  Speaker 3: down the hill and scores Tom the I dare say,
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  Speaker 3: hundreds of people run after. Now is it one goal
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  Speaker 3: or is there several goals throughout the day.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's the one race. I think it's the one.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't you couldn't, couldn't do this twice? Like, there's thousands
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  Speaker 1: of lads down, like it looks like great crack to
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  Speaker 1: go to if you're on the sauce.
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  Speaker 3: There's a thousands down, up and down the hill.
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  Speaker 1: Down the side of the hill, there's thousands people lined
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  Speaker 1: up and down cheering everybody on.
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  Speaker 2: But I think they.
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  Speaker 1: Can only allow up to about two hundred from when
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  Speaker 1: I can make Upcause you couldn't let hundreds of because
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, you just woul'n't have the ambulances in the glasses. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: it'll be like action park. You do.
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: You have to bring your own ambulances. Now, Tom, we
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: say you run down a hill, tell us about this hill,
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  Speaker 3: because this is a hell brother, this is.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: A one and two incline. Now for anybody going. Because
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: you sometimes you'll see percentage gradients on European roads when
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: you're going around the bend. You see it's oh, it's
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: a fifteen degrees but white or fifteen percent. So I'm
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: going to explain a bit of engineering too, be please
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: do so this is These are two things you will
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: need to know going forward. The fact that we use
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty degrees in a circle is fucking stupid.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: It should really be four hundred.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: Do you get me to fifty per quadrant? Yeah? Or yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like it should like it
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  Speaker 1: should sorry, it should be like you're it's mental. Like,
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  Speaker 1: So ninety degrees is one hundred percent. So a gradient
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  Speaker 1: to work out a gradient one and two. Basically you're
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  Speaker 1: rising to two meters in every one meter, right, So
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: this is so a vertical wall is one in one
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  Speaker 1: right what Like normally what you're talking about is like
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: like the fall of a pipe, minimum fall of a
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: pipe in your house. That's the orange pipes coming out.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Just to give you to context, the minimum minimum and
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: I would never advise somebody from build an house to
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  Speaker 1: ever do this. The minimum you can have is one
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  Speaker 1: in one hundred. That means the height difference between the
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: end and the beginning is one meter over one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: This is one in two.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is a wall. This is why you're
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: trying to run down a dam. Yeah, yeah, this is ludicrous,
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: like I got because I gotta tell you, Tom, it
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: doesn't necessarily all.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's part of the charm of it, or
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: how it managed to go super viral every single year
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  Speaker 3: since the dawn of the Internet, is that gradient, that
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: steepness of the hill doesn't necessarily translate to the screen.
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  Speaker 3: So when you're looking at it, it just looks like
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: lads are on the moon. They're bouncing off the off
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  Speaker 3: the ground and bouncing like six feet in the air.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel the brain just can't quite keep up
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  Speaker 1: with it because looking straight on at it, see that's
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  Speaker 1: the thing. Doesn't look it doesn't look that deep.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Even if it was the one gradient the whole way down,
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  Speaker 1: but it's not. The hill lumps all over the fuck.
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  Speaker 1: So even if you say you got, you got your
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: your legs out of head and you I have the
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: pace of this, I have the pace for flats.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: I'm okay. Put the next thing you plateaus and say
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  Speaker 2: it goes to one and one and eighth. It's a
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  Speaker 2: hump for five meters.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, so you hit a hump, there's hump, there's
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  Speaker 1: hills on the fucking hill the so all of a
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: sudden you're peking it, going, I have it, lads, I
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  Speaker 1: have it. Then all of us like, if I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you this much, right, if that was covered in snow
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  Speaker 1: and skiers were coming down it, that's Olympics. That the
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: level of slalom, do you know what I mean? That's
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  Speaker 1: what you're looking at. If you're thinking, how steep is
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  Speaker 1: that steep? When you watch the lads on you know,
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  Speaker 1: sports on day or whatever, the lad's coming down the slalom,
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking steeper than that. It's steep. You know what?
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: Do you know what it is? Tom?
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: When you say to that steep, it's like the it's
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: like the streets of San Francisco. And these men going
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: up and down it are the star skin hutch grand
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: a Reno.
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  Speaker 2: They are the.
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  Speaker 4: Hubcap wheels of flying off, just like screaming over like
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  Speaker 4: in bullet, just like hitting the hump and just going
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: straight up and over and down.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Some of the spells, Tom Jesus Christ are incredible there
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  Speaker 1: was one gentleman in this year's race. Race suggests there's
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: a winner.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't see any winners here, Tom, somebody's
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: somebody dying to night Frankie, Right, But this one guy
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: came down and again it looks like he's just running
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  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 1: He takes off like like it.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I guess if I was there, I
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: could see that the steep hill and he just stopped
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: running where there was ground, Tom, he had to have
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: been throwing forty feet.
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  Speaker 1: It's as you said, it looks like they're on the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Like.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any like you should not like this
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: should be climbed up. Climbed up, yeah, not ran down.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: Like this is you know them little goats.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: You see them, you're going, oh in christ is Ephyla
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: and they're just gripping onto the side of the cliffs. That's
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: just to talk about. And what made this year worse
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: and probably even bounce her was the fact that there
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: had been a super Raine in weeks. So if you
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: look at any of the pictures from this one, from
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: this season's one, there's dust everywhere. Every time somebody hits
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: the ground, there's a dust like an ECME cloud, like
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: a little explosion, little explosion behind them, because it's bullet hard.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: The fuck.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: There are some there are some years where it becomes
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: a bit of a mud sled, like you sit on
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: your eyes and you slay like and you just slide
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: a Trota mode down the whole thing. This one guy,
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna try and finally thing and put it up
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: on the social stand. But it looked like it looked
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: like you remember, like in medieval times where they would
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: load corpse corpses on like the tribute and throw them
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: over the castle walls.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: It looked like that. It looks like glassed out of
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: the cannon.
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  Speaker 2: Like there's no way.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I don't care how fit or tough that fell is,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: but he's coming up with something fucked up from that,
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: probably lifelong. Like I guarantee of the town, you know,
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: in the last year, I guarantee the town has the
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: world of lads with permanent limps, do.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Like like those fishing you know, those fishing towns that
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: have a fabled way they used to all the lads
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: are missing a leg or missing a fucking something because
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: old Whitey got them, you know, or some sort of
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: cracking bit something off them, or they've all got a
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: tail to tell and a bit of a body part.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: I guarantee this town.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: There's lads wrecked walking around. It's just chiropractic. There's like
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: you know the way you hear about like in some towns.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: You know there's there's a gold rush and the smart
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: guy doesn't you know, he doesn't go for the gold
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: He's the guy selling the shovels.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: I guarantee it.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: This town is full of fucking chiropractors and physios on
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: site all year round.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Selling iby brof And you say, Tom, now you don't
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: care how fit or strong that man is. Here's what
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I want to say to you, buddy, this is the
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: people lining up for this aren't the same guys as
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: line up for, say, you know those hell and back
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: tough Mother events.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Like it's like a super endurance thickness race in the
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: in the forest and you have to carry logs and
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: shit like that.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: This isn't Ireland's fitest families.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: This isn't you know, you know, well, he'll be all
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: these people look to be students, look like they've never
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: been in the gym a day in their life. They're
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: all going they're wearing jeans. Tom, They're just rocking up
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: in jeans.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: I mean there's a dress is fucking Superman here like
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: and his balls hanging out out over the place.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: It's like just no business going down. The thing is
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: like a lead.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: But I read something quite interesting on this, so it's
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: actually unofficial these days. It was it was physic actually canceled.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: So was he old the fucking che you know, all
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: the chasting the wheel of Cheesington down the hill right
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: up to twenty ten and like the like the hat
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: officially officially close the down and going no boat. You
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: can unofficially do whatever you want. You can do whatever
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: you want, and the cops are happy enough to just
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: go on. So to fuck. But I'd say, there's there's
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: you know, there's a sign in your will, you know
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: what I mean, There's NBA has been written all over place.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: There's there's a clause in life insurances around the world
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: that says policy void if participating in the following events,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: and Gloucester Cheese Roll is one of them.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Well, this is where it even gets even. There's a
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: hint of humor in this, right.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Because oh no, teme, it's it's it's people hurting themselves.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I'm laughing from.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Eating from not even if not even.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Not the listeners of the talmage.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: It's not it's not the hint of humor.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: It's fucking brilliant, and that we're going on about how
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: yoldly Blighty is doing great things and all the rest
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: of its bloody bloody good and why wouldn't you bloody
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: do a bloody good job. And the guy that wanted
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: his name is Tom Kopka from you. Oh, he's a
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: he's a he's he came over done and he shredded
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: a course as well, like no beer going on, this
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: guy like and he was, he was like it was crazy.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: This year was different because he's given her the go
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: he won it last year as well. He's a German YouTuber,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: so he was coming down.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: He said.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Last year the hill was muddy and this year was
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: dry and dangerous people and people got really injured. I
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: just shut my brain off, of course you did, Tom. Yeah,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: if you leave, if you left your if you left
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: your even the fucking pilot light on your brain doing this,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: you would not do it. All the people on the
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: top said they were going to steal my title and
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: did it was mine.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I worked with this. I risked my life for this.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: It's cheese mine, cheese mine speech.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: He had to do some pamphlets and now he has
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: a militia.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: He said, I gotta tell you, Tom, I don't know
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: much about sport, but I know one thing, and that's
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: the English love to be beaten by the Germans.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: The Germans. Yeah, well there you go, Tom, we might
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: find ourselves this time next year participating. I'd actually to
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: just you know what I mean, we just walk it
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: on day one, like I ain't look I like mid twenties. Yeah,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I'm giving that a go all day long. If I
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: can go down in full NFL gear, you know what
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, or maybe full NHL gear, you know it's
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: a full regularly of the goalie, then we're.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Talking business one of those suits. Although I would probably bounce.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: All the way into Germany, like you know, that would
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: a bit of dignity to het and just rag down
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: your body and whatever happens happens.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: But yeah, Tom and Jerry going to the cheese roll
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: next year. Our wives might have something to say about it. Yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: but there's another wife with a lot a lot to
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: talk about, Tom in her next segment, quite a lot
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: to give out about. So we may as well head
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: on over the horror because I know every week we
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: talk about this lad and that lad and the other lads.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: But sometimes it's a lady. Sometimes a lady would agrievance
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: that involves a man. So there's these lads to go around.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: But let's get into the story Tom with this week's
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: edition of this lad.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Now, there's that guy.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: This we we we saw this coming up, you know,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: like every now and then you'll see a story and
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: they'll be like, Okay, there's this lad potential in this story,
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: and then you're not going to go, damn it. That's
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: from twenty nineteen, so it's not new. We can't really
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: use it. And then you check it up and go, oh,
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: holy crap, this kind of thing is recurring all the time,
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: and it's it's the kind of thing that I personally
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: didn't know about it.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: So you know, there we go. Tom and Jerry show
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: doesn't necessarily have to be like one hundred percent topical
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: every now and then it will be you know, I
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: think you just kind of said that this is recurringly
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: topical and a lot of people won't know about it,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: like because no, let's let's let's get into it.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: The lady's name is Jill Hanson, who in December launched
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: a complaint because her husband had passed away. Steve Hanson
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: passed away and he donated his body to medical science,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: which is a wonderful thing to do, tom Right. That's uh,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: that's that's right. And just you would have said donating
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: your body to medical.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Science, right asher half the family here, because the sisters
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: are fairly heavily involved in that kind of thing. I
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: have a professor sister, so that I'd say that the
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: half him are thinking about that.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you know, and this is this
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: is just it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: And it was suggested to Jill that you know, maybe
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: maybe donate your don He was your man was sick
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: this long time, right, they said, diagnosed with roses liver
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: in twenty twelve. But again they came to pass lately
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: because Jill found out the medical science that her husband's
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: body went yeah, yeah, it was donated to the US
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: military and they blew it the fuck up, tom Ah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: which was news to me that that was a thing.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry if people are like out there going like,
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: oh shit, yeah, that happens all the time. I didn't
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: know what you didn't know.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: But apparently it does happen all the time because there
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: are not Jill Hansen is just the tip of the
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: spear here, Tom, there are dozens of articles.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Seems to be just like if there's a slow news
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: day in the newsroom, it's like, go get me a
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: widower or a widow that their loved one has been
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: donated to medical science and they didn't know where it
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: was going.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Go get some grand kids.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Come in here and tell us how fucking memo ended
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: up getting riddled with bullets by the FBI to study
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: the effects of bullets on eighty seven year old women.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Because that's what's happening, Tom.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: It's the there's it's the I tell you America.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: For all they talk about themselves, they're the most unregulated,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: wild bastards. Do you know what I mean? There's next
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: to nothing, Like I thought, okay, because of the Army,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: they can just step in and break the law, you know,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: and and pass it through the CIA and pass it
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: back through you know, the whoever at the top of
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: whatever chain.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I would say, the defense forces can buy it back
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: off the CIA somewhere, you know. But nah, don't even
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: have to do any of that.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: You know, it's completely unregulated, like ORG donation is apparently
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: regular orself Larry Hagman got himself a brand new heart.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Larry Hagman of j R.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Ewing fame got himself a brand new heart in his nineties,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: like the heart like.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: You know, a bull like in his ny got three
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: or four hearts and.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: But you can buy and sell bodies while it is
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: a felony, you can. You can when it's reasonable and
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: for the greater good of the country, you can just
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I mean the American you know, military for military system
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: being being held held up and you know, being actually
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: called for and it's you know, it's uh, it's never
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: gonna forge happen, like reasonable is actually written into the
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: contract basically, well, it's reasonable that we do want to
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: use a fucking martar on Nana's see what happens if
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: we blow her to fucking Kingdom come out in the
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: desert in Arizona somewhere, do you know what I mean.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: It's it's absolutely stunning to me, Tom, because this lady
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Jill hands and she she said she was she her
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: husband died of Cirrosi's delivery. Was a heavy drinker, and
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the people at the hospice said, you know, Jill, you
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: know maybe his dad could do some good. He could
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: he could help people.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: You know, And she rightfully thought, well, yeah, I guess
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: you could study the effects of alcohol on the system,
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: and you know how it looks in a man of
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: this age, and blah blah blah, And I guess, like,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: you know, learn to help people going forward.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: And I dare say the people at the hospice weren't
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: in on the trick either. But when you donate your
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: body to medical science, all bets are off. All bets
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: are off.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: And uh and and getting loaded into a humbye and
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: driven straight into wall on fire is not an uncommon
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: thing to happen. You're just literally your corpse is now
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: a crash test dummy. You can load them two hundred
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: of time into a plane and smack it into the
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: side of a mountain just to see how you see, Beltimore.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: You see all these things, right, So they I've seen
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: You've seen the body farms, you know, like Louis through.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: I had not seen the body from about the body firms.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: So the body farms are.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Essentially they similate like the one that your man Louis
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: throw went to visit. It looked like somebody just an
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: unkept fucking redneck back back hole holler, kind of a
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: fucking setup. And what it is is there's just all
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: sorts of situations like bodies in old plastic bags and
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: old carpets.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Right fucked around like fuck, this is it?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: This is a CIA thing or is an FBI thing?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: An FBI think and what it is so that they
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: can the idea being is that you can get a
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: real time I suppose month and month, you can categorize
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: and and and I suppose you can see how the decomposition, composition,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: and no doubt you'd be probably fucking studying what the
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: bite marks of a coyote looks like as well, because these.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Are just left out and about. And I'm serious now,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: this isn't.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Like some well ordered well here is category A or
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: to write this looks like you ever do you ever
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: get like a tip off of where you'd get maybe
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: a hub or a back axle for a car. And jesus,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: your man's breaking fucking citrons down behind watching and this
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: is soon you find yourself down on our road and
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you're going, there's nobody Jesus Christ, no stone signals, right
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: like you know what them roads?
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: You find yourself down and that's what this looks like.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: It looks like the back of beyonds and totally in
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: shit posted all cars because they want to see what
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: the cars bodies look like bloated inside and cars they wouldn't,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you know, this.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Is all this is all to study, like, okay, so
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: so this is what how I know what happens to
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: a fourty year old man who is partially buried in wetlands?
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: And this is what happens to a fifty year old
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: woman left in a car dead. And this is what
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: happens to you know, left out in the sun, sank
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: in water. What it looks like in salt water versus
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: So the studies going on, which is fair enough and right.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: You can't say it's science there you can go, okay,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: well this is science is for the better because we
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: all think, oh, they're going to open our head and
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: then hang onto my brain like like Einstein's and they're
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: going to study it and my body. They're going to
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: look through it and I will I will teach the
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: fucking the surgeons of tomorrow how to operate on somebody,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: chances are unless you're a specimen.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I mean we've all did you go see that bodies?
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: No?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, like the next level creepy by all accounts.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: There's people in that I hope missing if you're not,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: like they want to miss and miss. I think the
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: big how will I say this now?
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: The big talent pool for that exhibition is like Chinese
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: prisoners that were offered money for their families.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Just got shanked in the canteen line two days later. Yeah,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I think yeah, But there was one or two people
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: who went like, there's a there's a dark story behind that.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: But that's a story for another day.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: But I can kind of go with all of the Okay,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: we need to understand the police, the FBI need to
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: understand what happens to her body. Sorry, sorry, nothing sexy
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: happened with your body?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Sorry, you weren't displayed, you know, in the fucking you know,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: the the tape fucking Modern museum, like you know what
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I mean? Sorry, you didn't get the top bailing.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Now do you want to have your head? Your head
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: shot off?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: From two hundred meters away with a brazuka. Okay, I mean,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: even if you believe in the afterlife or whatever, you
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: assume that your soul has left the hold scenario, You're like,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: it's not just a little uncomfortable with the whole notion
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: of it, or your little your loved one getting shot
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: like fucking hundred Hunter s. Thompson out of a fucking
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: cannon into right and hit the side of the moon,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: or just been like you know, propped up weekend at
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Bay Barney's style while some fucking jar head in Fort
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Bragg hawks grenades at you just to see, you know
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: it goes and just tests knives to see how easy
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you can take lumps out of what kind of grenade
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: thrown you call that?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Sorry, sir, I'll hit them with the next one.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Bernie's gonna be here for a fucking month with your
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: with your weak ass arm. These corpses aren't getting any
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: fresher private. I can tolerate nearly all of that, right
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: if I knew, you know, if I knew that was happening,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, well, look I put myself forward
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: for but what what's killing me in this whole story?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Jar is the skull Doug Ray involve in it, right, because.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Be a bit more honest about it, and even like.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Be a bit more honest. But here's the fucking thing.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: These people donate, donate starity, which there's almost none of
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: an American. They donate their body to this to a cause.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: And then the medical This is where it gets creepy,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: creepy in the your fucking bastards. The medical institution sells
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: you for it up to six seven thousand, depending on
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I suppose on the oddity of your death.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: They sell.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: They make like the army pays the medical and you
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: don't see a bean of that. Like there's ones that
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: have been soldier for a huge money. I was looking
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: through it and it's not just it's not just the army,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: like there's there was one one there came to light
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: there last year and a fello had been had sold
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Nana or sold the wife or vice versa. And the
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: next thing he went on basic tour like the fucking
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: rolling stones. They brought him to all these different conventions
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: for fucking I suppose surgeons that wanted to see it
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: was no longer being done with just a flip chart
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: or they actually had a body in and they would
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: wheel him around. Yeah, literally just laminated him. And rather
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: than you know, you didn't just pay, they give something
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: like fifty eight thousand and then mass if money was
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: made on ticket prices. The tickets were two hundred feet
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: ahead to go watch this body being fucking opened up
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: and reopened up. And what your man's kind of game
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: was like or whoever? You know, the partner was like,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: hold on, I don't need it. We don't hate our body.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: And there's hundreds of thousands been handed over now for
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: as a result of the body.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can you not kick a wee bit back up
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: the road there?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: But just that's my argument.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: It's like if you will, if you're going to do it,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's all with our beakon you know anything.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Tom, right, you know it's a okay
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: donate your body to medical science.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, I willingly do that. If they just changed the
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: wording of a donate your body to military science. And
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: it's like, now, hang on, no, if I can hear now.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Military science you say, But Tom.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Here's here's the question.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: What would you like to donate your body too? I'll
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: give you a little second there, because I got one
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: in the chamber here audio all right, Like I don't
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: know that the medical science, don't get me wrong, But
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not just gonna like, you know, tell have flamethrower
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: tested on me either. But if you need a body,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: if you need a body.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: For testing roller coasters, sign mc bright up.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: All right, when I shuffle off this mortal kyle, you know,
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: in a fortnight or three weeks right just wherever you're
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: building the latest and greatest looply loop or kind of thing,
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: and you need to know if it's got like height
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: clearance and it's not going to fucking lop someone's arms
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: off when they go into a tunnel. Sign me up,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Prop me up, hands on, sticks up as high as
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: we'll go, and just wheel me around that thing. You
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: can't even put a week grin on your face if
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: you like, just check does the camera machine work? And
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: take the picture and send it back to my family.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Look at their chair, you there a great time? Look
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: at them? Yeah, I want something more obscure than that,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: even I want to, like, I want him to use
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: my body to see if climbers, you know, up at Everest,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: much like the Simpsons.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Can you use my kids? Frozen kid?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Ever as bob slid the whole way down, and a
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: corpse be used as a Bob slid. We took one
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: dead man from.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Middle of Ireland and you've got the handlebar, mustaches and everorting.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Tom, it looked a hard coming down the hill.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Just put a set of pit vipers on my over
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: my eyes, like just my two thumbs up. I see.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: We'll be skewing the research times. You'd be, you'd be,
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: you'd be anchored into the snow with your massive balls,
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: so it'll be just dragging you back.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: We need a smaller specimen with smaller balls. Where's his
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: podcast partners, He's still alive.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with this guy?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: What what happened is it's been bitten by something?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Is that what he died of? He got bitten by
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: something down here?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: The giant fucking testes hanging off the back end cut
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: him off.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: We'll use him as a break.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Put the two segments together, Tom, right, get you and
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: me our corpses donated to cheese wheels science. Okay, all right,
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: And just before before even the cheese rolling starts, it's like, okay, everybody,
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: we just want to let you know what you're getting into.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: So Tom and Jerry have kind of done out of
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: the body bodies of signs. We're just gonna fuck these
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: bodies down the hill right now. Watch what happens to them.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: And if that's something you're still up for, then we
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: will be cheese rolling in a half an hour two two.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: And I wather.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: To play like Back in Black or something, as we
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: just just bounce, and we just bounce on every fucking beat,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: just the whole way down, and proper eyes open like
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: spray and proper like glued to.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Keep your eyes open.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: It's pulled smiles on our faces so that we just
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: menacely and terrifyingly just bounce with smiles on our faces
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: the who way down.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, Tom, put us. Put us in the movies, Okay,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: put us in the movies, like you know, the next
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Marvel movie, like with tour Lands with the hammer and
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: like he smashes his guy in the face.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: He's like, wow, that's great special effects. No, that's my bread.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: I played it. I actually played it inad body. I
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: got recognized for it. Somebody. I was some weird level fan.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I was in the TV show called ve Knows It
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Vexed and the guy he's popped up loads of times.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: He would play the baddy in Go What's It Gold?
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: And I think he played the baddy.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: In Oh Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I know the guy he
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: was in.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: You told me this, he was in dianother day Diana
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: that the name escapes me right there, very second, anonymously,
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: very nice fella.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: And I played a dead buddy in the back of
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: the car and somebody recognized me after a gig went
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: did you you played Carl Such? I didn't even know
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: my character's name. They were like, did you play Carl
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: such and such dead in the boot of Karl on
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: vexed like episode Jesus Christ might? Okay, you clearly watch
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: more television than I do at right? And I know
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: they paid me four hundred and fifty ears to sit
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: in the boot of a car for today. They were
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: very nice.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: They kept bringing me tea.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you, Tomas who books that.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: One of the best is my life?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Actually, well listen, oh okay, the best days of your
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: life so far, Tom, The best days of our life, Tom,
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: have been many and several because neither you or I
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: getting any younger, buddy, that's just a cold hard fact.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: And as we say, on The Tom and Jerry Show.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: We've seen a lot in our forty odd years in
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: this life. Born in the early eighties and now here
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: we are on twenty twenty five. We've seen always die
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: off and new ways come along. Tom and we reminisce
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: on the things that we've seen in a segment that
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: we call we Remember When.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: When I was a young lad twenty or thirty or
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: forty years ago.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: This hits hard? What just does this hit hits hard?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Because again another thing that has just crept into our lives,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: and that's you'll find the team of that. It's almost
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Mandela effects what we're talking about. Everything wasn't it wasn't here,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden it was here, and
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: now we all believe they were here all along they weren't.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: No, and Jerry made.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: A very like we hit each other like three or
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: four of them this week, and we went for this
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: one because Jerry was right. It was like, you know what,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: this is fresh and it was fresh from as well,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: because we.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Both have youngsters, and.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Anybody who even doesn't you at the moment will go
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: fucking yeah. Playgrounds.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Most of my day is Tom exactly exactly the playground
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: you see now on the outskirts of pretty much every town, village, city, hamlet,
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: borough in this country. Ah, that ain't what it used
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: to be, Tom.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: These are massive canceled funded climbing frame spinning a jig
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: zip line.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Rist unbelievably not what we had in there.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't have any change out of quarter of a
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: million for a part of a one.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I remember when these came came. I can remember the
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: very year they started coming.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: I can imagine, Tom, knowing your history, you might have
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: had a and in some of this.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I fucking didn't, and I put in I put in
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: more tenders for these because for me, I was like,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: these are cotton dry. The money that's been offered for
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: these things these because the council will put out these
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: tenders and if you're wondering what I'm talking about, they
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: would put up specification and what they need built and loads.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: You can do it. If you wanted to build a house,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: build you can put it up on a tender website
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: and go who have at it? Who wants to give
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: me your best price? And the county council would more
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: often than not have their own tender page and you'd
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: go through it and you go, no, can't touch that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Never seen that. I don't know what that is?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Well to do that, I don't know how to do that.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: That's a bridge I can build that. That's such such
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I'll put a price in for that and I'll break
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: it down. And you know, and all the rest of
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: these playgrounds I was looking on. They want what And
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: then you're looking and you go, oh geez, because I mean,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: if you did not have experience in these things. The
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: first few lads were all German that were coming in
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: doing these because they had to be claim proof. Sure, well,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: yea more or less in a second, that's what they
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: have to be. So when you look at them, you're like,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, we can only put these up, but we'll
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: get one of these at home. The thing you will
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: ever get at home is only ever going to be
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the whatever version, the team version of what these things.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: These are.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: The ferraris the.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Over engineering that goes into these things, like the swings,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the things like that. Don't get me wrong, A kid
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: could still split itself somewhere, but by Jesus Christ, they
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: have to dry right hard.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: There's one swing down at our local playground, and it's
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: one of these big buckets wings and I can see
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: that there's a fail safe on it that if the
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: rope breaks, there's like a second fail safe.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Stop to catch it.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: So it's this kind of thing. And guys, if you've
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: got kids, then you know what we're talking about. If
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: you don't have kids, then at least you have seen
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: these things. I have kids, and I noticed nobody had
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: never been in one until I had children.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: That spent the last ten years, and that would have
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: been weird. Yeah yeah, yeah, well I tell you not that.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: You see, I was in one two weeks ago. I
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: have to tell you this story because popped into my head.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: And this is when you know, like there are stages
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: two children's personality, and this is sometimes you can see
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: little semblances of oh is he going to be a
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: guest bastard? Is he a complete messer? Or maybe it's
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: just a quiet let me because to head down. I
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: h yeah, I got a quick snapshot into what I'm
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: going to be dealing with because we were in a
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: petro station in from oil that has a mini one
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: of these things. Mother had gone inside. I said, oh, okay,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: there's one you want to have a go the a
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: train and a couple of things.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: On that there was. He went out and immediately befriended
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: this little boy who had this lovely little lessent. He
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: sounded like something of Peppa Pig.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: And my influst is looking on and then looked at
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: me and went, who's that guy over there? I'm standing
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: with a pair of sunglass on handle barmustache arms fold
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: that stand in the corner of a playground and I
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: can hear him tell that other boy out loud, who's
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: that impostor in the playground and roaring laughing. I'm like,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: who's he? And he starts roaring laughing and he goes,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: look at him.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: He shouldn't be here, Oh, what are you doing here?
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Lifted the glass. I'm like, do you Yeah. I'm like, dude,
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: cut the ship if you ever want to go on one.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Of these again, because I'm want to joking, it's my daddy,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: that's my daddy, that's my that's my daddy. Yeah, or
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: you can write on your daddy cut that ship.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: If you ever want to see the inside of one
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: of these playground is deadly.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: That is that as fast like put the I mean
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: properly put the ships up me like, I'm like, oh
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: you before I know what, I'm on the register just
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: because this guy was having fucking a good orders having
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: the bands. I gotta tell you at this stage, Tom,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: now ever, what descended on the nation that decided that
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: everyone should have playgrounds? I just want to stress it
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: at this point, I'm all for it. I'm not like
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: scrap these things. This should be, this should be. Ah,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: they're great dump inside.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: No, it's a great thing. And then for kids to
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: go and play. And I guess they figured out, like
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: you know, fucking free either you know, the kids either
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: have something like this that they can play at or
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: they're messing and they're doing whatever.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you how they come about.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: They come about from a very good politicians getting the
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: things put in place, and they come about. They're a
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: great taxing center for large multinationals that are in your
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: local area who need to get rid of a load
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: of tax money in the form of charity. And it's
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: one often you'd find there's a nominated charity where they'll.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Go, could you build it's a playground to go cool.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: We turned over three million last year, thanks very much.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: And I'd like to just and we'd like to not
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: pay all of that in tax, and we would like
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: to keep our employees and local people.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Sweet because we're going building a fucking another load. So
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: let's build you this.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: I can only imagine Tom like for a politician, it's
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: easy vote. Remember put in the playground. Remember I fix
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: the road and put in the playground.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing, as the kids say, these days,
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: they didn't have to do all that. You didn't have
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: to put in like an orbitron. You didn't have to
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: put in a freaking Rapunzel's castle six stories high. Who
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: would have slide nine miles long that loops around six
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: or eight times and spits it out into a sand
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: pit which you.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Didn't have to build, you know, helping safety level at
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: you know Schillob's fucking web web Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: like Jesus, Marry and Joseph. Even the cabling alone in
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: this is about ten grand, like before you even coat it,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: or before you do a thing. Yeah, before you do
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: a thing, mother God.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: And you know that we watched these things sort of
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: crop up around Ireland and greatly welcome and all that.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: We do remember Tom a time when they weren't there.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Ye Now, I know you grew up in quite a
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: rural part of Ireland and know why did as well?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Sorry to say.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: There was and I can remember distinctly there was a
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: playground in Karc in Carc Town which we would never
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: stop at because that was kind of like that's for
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: the kids of that area, which we weren't from, so we.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Didn't stop it.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: And I would drive past that as a as a
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: wee child, going like, I'm not asking for much.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Can I go into the god damn playground? Yeah?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: And what did that playground?
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Even?
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Consisting to a slide? Mary go around.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Even maybe around a bit maybe, but definitely just a
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: swing and a slide.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: That was about it.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: There was another playground. Everybody that knows the area you
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: will know there was a playground in fork Hill on
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: your way to Jonesburg Market, and another one outside jones
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Burgh itself because that was up the north end of
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: what they were doing they were putting in playground. Yeah yeah,
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: yeah in the eighties again Tom a swing and a
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: slide and a swing and a slide in jones Bur
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: as well. We would on occasion get to go to
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: those if we were going down to the Jonesborough Market
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: and I gotta tell you the days you got to them,
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: it was like nothing on the earth like Jesus Christ
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: swinging the slide, so all I want, that's it, swinging
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: and slide. You would burn the fucking metal shiny and
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: the slide.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I remember, David, there was I think they had one
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: in a small parking plant.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Like you get the odd go off it like, but
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: really odd go. You're sure ship weren't being brought to
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: go to the playground. I can tell you that like that.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: We there are days where we go, let's go to
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: the playground further, you know, I mean even they've built
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: what they what they've you know, it's called the Fairy
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Walk it so it's a great spot around the care Castle.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Shadow to Andy Maloney and the rest of them who got.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable work to build these these incredible walks all around
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: the forest area around there. But they are halfway around
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: people go for their runs and stuff. They stuff like
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: you'd see in Venice's Beach, you know those yeah, body
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: weight pull up machines and all that body weight and
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: all of them. They even have a wheelchair one, you
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, where you can wheel the wheelchair
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: in and they're all weather things and stuff like that.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: So even to that level, these things are around. But
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I mean at most I remember the odds swing and
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: the odd slide and and if you think there's helping safety,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: it was like I got belted in the chest in
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: the forehead with those things like the like really you had,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: like we sound like such a you had to make
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: your own back in the day.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Likely have to make your own rope.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: And we mentioned that spider web thing, the climbing frame
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: spider web in playgrounds these days. If there had been
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: one of them in the eighties when I was going
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: up you would have had to get me off that,
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: like getting prisoners down off a prison roof. I would
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: have never been off that thing. I'd have been up
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: there the whole time.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Forgets the thing, Jerry. In today's standards, they're dipped in
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: like a nyland.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: They're beautifully coated.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: If they were around you on your day, they were
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: the same cables that they were used for pulling fucking
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: owl ships. And that's where they got them from the
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: cables that they don't pull any ships with. And you
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: would have come home with rust bits of metal in
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: your body like the well.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Let's let's get into it, Tom, Let's get into what
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: we did have. We may not have had these council
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: funded vote suckers of playgrounds in our areas, but we
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: did have swings and perhaps maybe even a slide or
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: two in our locality. Because whereas we may not have
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: been brought to playgrounds all that often, sometimes the mountain
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: comes to Muhammed if you get me, yep, it's through
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: and our dad, with some poles and a wee bit
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: of welder knowledge.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Made us a swing.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Now, if you think there wasn't much help and safety
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: in where they all scattered the polls, I'm thinking.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Back, I'm like, where did he get them poles? Like
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: you know, it was.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Like it's one of the kind of thing that you
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: remember distinctly. There was at least twelve foot high with
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: an eleven foot chain. So think about that as like
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: a foot off the ground, right. I remember as years
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: went by and we got bigger, you had to get
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: the swing and sort of throw it over itself.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Go up e eight inches every time they turn it around,
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: and that left you up a wee bit. But the
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: arc on that was you think about an eleven foot
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: chain swinging off a twelve foot thing like today is
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: today's swings Health and safety seven foot tall with like
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: a six foot seven foot tall with like a five
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: foot chain.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, you're here.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: You're never going to get all that much more. Yeah,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: you're probably getting like fifty degrees of difference between one
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: and the other.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Like you're going you're going to want to eighties.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Heady, baby, We are like a protractor. Okay.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: And again it is by the grace of God and
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: fools that the weld on that thing held for twelve
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: years because I was not gentle with it.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Tom. We had because the site need to be drained
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: around here, so we had the out fly had there
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: must have been foot There must be nearly two foot
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: concrete pipes, a few of them liner, Yes, yes, yes,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: there was.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: He rolled a few of them together.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: So there was kind of a climby up there, or
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: you know, a little tunnel you go through to feel
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: like a hobbit or whatever, but also to be a
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: scattering board thrown on it and you make a seesaw.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Now, concrete and timber.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Fine fine bedfellows. But when you want to fucking seesaw
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: up and down, you get a heavier lane.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: You gotta just sit a bit closer to it. You
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: at some stage.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Are going to hold on a bit too close to
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: the point of connection. Yes, and all of a sudden, ah,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: maybe three on either hand are getting squeished. Yeah on
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: a pipe see seesaws today, or like you sit into
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: it like a saddle of a motorbike and it's got
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: a little handle bar to hold on.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Listen, it's rubber coated spring and everybody's all goot. But no,
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: back in the day, it was a barrel and a plank.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And this isn't like a and we loved it
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: podcast No, and we enjoyed it. Looking back, I don't
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: know how we survived it.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, I definitely have finger issues as a
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: result getting caught in between the timber and the concrete pipe.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: There's no give in either one of them. This is
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: the scaffold, the board and concrete. There's no give in
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: either one. Tom.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Every now and then you would invent a swing yourself.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: This These were unsanctioned swings and slides. You know your
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: dare might build you a swing or like a slide.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you one thing, Tom. Sheets of galvanized
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: flat sheets of galvanized became the go to for slides
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: in Ireland. If you had inch box metal, a sheet
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: of black galvanize, a couple of rivets, you got a
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: slide going on. Baby, you got you got a slide
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: going on again? How I live through those things, I'll
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: never know looking back and now. But then every now
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: and then you get a little bit of divomind and
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: you decide I'm going to make something myself. Now, all
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: you need is good bail and twine, good rope if
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: you got it as you grew up in a bail
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: and twine the year when you're little, as you grew
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: up there, you need gonna eat good rope. Luckily, I
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: don't know why about those rope everywhere around the fucking house?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Right yeah?
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: I made myself this thing Tom with with a with
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: a ten gallon with a ten gallon drum, right nice.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: So if you can imagine a ten gallon drum, you
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: tie a rope to.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: It, right yeah, Antony Andle you throw that rope.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Over like the the girder of a shed. How I
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: did this? I don't know. This is the opening of
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: a movie. This is gonna be one of the most
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: horrific movies you've ever seen. Right, this is this comes
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: together like the opening of an episode of Casually. Right,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: how I got up to throw it over the girder
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: of a barn? I don't know, right, but you're watch
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: me doing it now, right?
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: I know what you did? You tie this stick to
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: the end of that rope. Did you drew it up
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: and fucked it over? Yeah, because you're never going to
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: throw that rope over it.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: And then I would sit on the on the barrel, yeah,
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: and with the other side of the rope, I would
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: sort of pull and that yeah yeah, that motion would
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: lift me up to the roof.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, I would pulling
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: myself twenty feet in the air.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Amazing core strength. Like when you think of what a
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: child can do when they want like a fun.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Like now all it.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Think about what I'm saying, Tom, Like, oh, I didn't
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: understand friction, rope, fraying, all the things that when you've
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: just thrown rope over a square grider, rusty square garrider.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, just.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: So sort of like see sawing over and back against it,
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: fraying with everything I hear like ten year old me
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: just pulling myself like twenty final destination written all over
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: the shit, final destination written all over and then.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Upturned rakes everywhere, all over the fucking garage exactly.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: And then and then I'd let myself back down and
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: I'd use it as a sway. But as you swing,
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: you pull the rope and it hoisted you.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Up a little bit more.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: You seem saying, give you ada the extra swing weeks, Tom,
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: I did that ship for weeks at least.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: You were never going to get the unless you could
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: actually measure it in links. You're never really going to
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: get a two sided, you know, swing right, you know,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: to be hanging off a tree, hanging off You're never
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: going to get it right unless you can count the links.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: So what you typically would find lads would do would
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: be once one bit of a rope hanging off a branch,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: a hole drilled in a bit of four but two
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: and not putting underneath that, and you throw your two
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: legs either side of that, either side, and hold on
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: to the rope because at least then you go when
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I don't need to be I can be balanced because
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: it's right in the middle and I'm never I will.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I was CTE as a result of
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: this moment. But I went over to my friend's house
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: and they were gone, and I had a feeling they
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: were coming back soon enough, so I just hung about.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: And they had one of these and they always had
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: amazing oak line driveway nice. And they had one of
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: these oak branches, unbelievable branch. I always had a swing
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: after that, exact same type of swing. I'm fucking swinging
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: on halving the time my life fell off for a
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: few times, no bother as young fellers do, you made
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: fun with things. So now I want to see how
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: high I can just fuck it with one hand like
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: an American football quarterback? How figh can I just catch
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: his chunk of wood hung hanging from the tree? And
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: how far up can I get it? Can? I knocked
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: that a corner off and they drove. They turned in
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: the gate on one of my one of my throws,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I turned look back, and I mean, like something out
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: of Home Alone, Home Alone. It met me, not on
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: the shoulder, right between the fucking eyes, I mean for
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: like the thoughts of it. Now, if it hit me,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I would that would be it.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: I just that'd be it. I would never be able
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: to speak.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Something would have There's no way the body recovers that
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: with that speed. Your brain as well included.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm pretty sure people will argue.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: That I shaved a few fucking IQ points off of
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: me that day, but I was left with like a
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: golf ball, not yes, And this will tell you a
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: wild of a family these friends are. I could feel
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: this golf ball popping. Nobody noticed, no now, I was dazed.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: For a good hour afterwards.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Nobody fucking noticed.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Their mother didn't notice my body.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: We went out, and I'm pretty sure we've talked about
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: this in some stage. We went immediately out then because
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: what was scheduled for me and him that day was
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: when nobody was watching. They had calves in the barn
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: and we used to jump on their back into rodeo
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: and again making your own. We should probably say like,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: don't try this at home, but never at this stage,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I will say, like, you know, if I saw my
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: children doing anything like what we're about to talk about,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, forget about it.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: That's why it's good that they have playgrounds.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: You kids will find this to do elsewhere. Do you
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: know what their podcasts are going to be so boring
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: in thirty years.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just I was just a playground that
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: it was bored, but it was.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: A rubber everywhere.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Every time I fell over, I just bounced straight back
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: up onto my feet like it was fine. It's fine.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: One thing, Tom, one thing that I always wanted to try,
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: and I see them in the playgrounds these days now,
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: is the zip line. I was a big zipline kid,
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: those ziplines on gladiators.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: And I wanted nothing more in my life than to
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: hold on to something as it slid down a rope.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: That's all I wanted in my life.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Many's the time we tried.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I tried it with many of the time, but we
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: never had the technology, do you know what I mean.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: We had a couple of like you'd have maybe an
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: inch take a bit of stick, and we used to
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: tie it across the river and if you said, worst
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: case scenario, if you fall off, you fall on the river.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: At least never worked.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: I'd get like four feet and it would just flap
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: one way, burnt the hand off, myself, hit myself in
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: the head with the stick. Fall onto the bank and
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: into the river. Ever got it to work?
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: I cracked it, did you? I did with a pulley?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: No, what where was I getting a polly?
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Ideally with it with a zipline you would have like
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: pulleys and wheels and all the kind of thing and
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: the ziplines that have these days of all little ball bearing.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: But I cracked. This was my one yeureka moment. You
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: were trying to balance a stick over a rope. No, brother,
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: what you wanted to do was thread something onto that
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: rope before.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: You tied it up. Oh so you put a bit
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: of pipe on it, did you? I put a bit
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: of pipe on it. I put a bit.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: I bought a bit of three quarter inch hydrate air
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: pipe and a bit onto the rope, tied the rope
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: up from the treehouse down.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: And now when I held onto.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: That pipe, I could successfully zipline. Oh God damn way downtown.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: And I was delighted with myself. Jesus Christ, I've never
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: been happier before or since. And then again in my
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: old friend, friction came into it. But the edge of
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: the end of that pipe was most likely had a
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: little bit of burr on it.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I'd imagine the heat too would probably be generated. The
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: heat it generated.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: It only happened after a long time time that eventually
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: it kind of cut a little channel into the pipe.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: So if you can imagine, right, because I can.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Finally getting hotter and hotter every time I tried it,
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: because it was getting closer and close in the hands,
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: and eventually it burned through the pipe and more pipe,
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: and then you just got more pipe.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: We just got more pipe the weekend going.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: It's all that fucking pipe. Have a job for that.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Why is this kyle of pipe disappear in eighteen inches
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: at a time?
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: You know what.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: We've rats.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: But I gotta tell you anybody out there, I want
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: to build a zipline.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: That's how you do it.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Do not build a zipline. Don't come at me for this.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure there's there's going to be better on
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Just google it as chat GBT tell you how to
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Don't listen to me, Jeria, Listen. We're trying to give
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: you a cautionary detail here.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Of how you sidestep fucking dieing five hundred times a
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: year as a child.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: The last one I'm gonna give you, Tom, and I
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: think this was.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: This was a culture playground. I'm gonna call it that.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Oh Baales Bales baby, Yeah, even before you I just
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: even the way you said it forgot's sake. Yeah, if
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: you had, if you had Baal's whole, baby, you had
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Pat Sharp's fun house. Right now, we're in the fucking
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: height of it.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Like we're in the height of you.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: And that's why I generally believe I didn't have I
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: never suffered from hay fever. I either continuously all year
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: round or I never noticed it, or just as immune
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: because I've taken on so much hay dust as a child.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I'm ninety percent hat dust. If you had
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: square Baals Strawberales, you could build a little maze, a
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: little fortune.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: You think of the spelunk and we were doing climbing
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: on in.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Absolutely pitch darkness under like forts, Yeah.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I mean real, every child, every child going loves a fort.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: And you'll build one in the kitchen when you're small
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: with a cheat and a couple of the backs of
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: a couple of chairs and you say no girls allowed it,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: or no buy's allowed.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine as in urban dwell right now, going yeah,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: that's what my our childhood was. We had lego bricks
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: the size of ourselves. Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Water the time didn't really hurt.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: But if there were a hint fucking damp or a
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: bail was set to set to do them real tight.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Those fucking things got heavy, they came at you, they
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: came when they fell on you, you.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Do it, and we'd be doing like big you know,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: w WF dives off the kind of crack and then
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: when round baals came along, time buddy jump back had
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: of tire. Jumping on round baials was some of the
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: most fun I've ever had as a child. It would
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: only happen, you know, towards the end of sillage season.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: The big round black bails of sillage or soft they
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: get warm in the heat, they get they get kind
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: of bouncy, and we just get up on them and
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: run around and like do laps and make big, massive
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: leaps and dives. Now what we'd be doing is we'd
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: be tearing the bills with our.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and beat the live and fuck out if
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: you hands and because now he's got to go around
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: with because that will for anybody wondering that hole there's
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: a there's maybe four or five layers, if not more,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: of this stuff, but a little child's shoot can cut
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: through all those and if you do, you'll it will
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: rot in one straight line from one side to the
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: fuck another. And they're supposed to be cracked open in January,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, December January, like they were
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: to feed hungry cows.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: So like you know, we we we we played with
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: caution so we didn't take the pests out of it.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: When the when the round bales landed across the road,
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: we would play on them one still and then you
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: knew to put them down away from because straw.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know, all you were doing was getting shouted
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: at for maybe killing yourself, you know, are breaking the
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: body part. Like there's no detriment really to jumping on those.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: But the problem with the they were rollable. And now
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: you've got kids going, Okay, so you're Indiana Jones and
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: this is the rock start fucking running. I'm not going to.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Stand here on the Tom and Jerry podcast and say
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: that I have never almost been crushed by a rolling.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've had one go over me. I've I.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Put the hard across several hardened farmers.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we get that.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Get out of the big right.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: But there you go, guys, the playgrounds that you know
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: today ain't the playgrounds we knew back then. If you
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: had some secretive playground method that you'd love to share
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: with The Tom and Jerry Show, we would love to
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: hear it, don't you know, Because we are getting some
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: lovely comments and they're starting to they're starting to roll in. Tom,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: I got a lovely one here on Instagram the other
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: day from one.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Of our guys.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: He says, he's listened to us for a long time
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: and it helps us get through fifteen hour nights out trucking,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: So there you go.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: We're not putting people to sleep. We're providing a valuable service.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: And he even went back and revisited some of the
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: old deep dives that we did, which we highly recommend
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: to anybody. Yeah, you know, you want to go back
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: and listen to the whole lot again, we'll take that
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  Speaker 3: money and then over on Spotify as well. With Deirdre here,
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  Speaker 3: she chimes in. She says, for the sixth week in
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  Speaker 3: a row, the Tom and Jerry Show has been where
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  Speaker 3: she had heard national or international news first or a
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  Speaker 3: source of news. Tom Jesus Christ, I can only apologize
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  Speaker 3: we keep you informed on one or two things at best,
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  Speaker 3: and some of those things are quite outdated and may
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  Speaker 3: not be one hundred percent fact checked.
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  Speaker 1: But we keep people informed, Tom, and we keep them
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  Speaker 1: informed on the social media channels. You know how it
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  Speaker 1: goes by now, baby, it is the Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 1: At Tom and Jerry Show will get you on Instagram
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  Speaker 3: You'll find me at Jerry McBride over on the Blue
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  Speaker 3: Sky and Tom's haunt of choice his Instagram at Tom
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  Speaker 3: underscore O'Mahony nui and that O'Mahoney baby.
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  Speaker 1: No there's not and then easily explain by my new
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  Speaker 1: show name, oh my honey. So if you do, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to come join, I know people go, when
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  Speaker 1: are you doing a fucking live show?
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  Speaker 2: Well, technically this is.
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  Speaker 1: The this is the nexus, This is the this is
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  Speaker 1: the nucleus of the start of the live shows. Is
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  Speaker 1: that literally you will see Jerry and I on stage live,
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  Speaker 1: so you can pop along to see. It's either in
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  Speaker 1: ki Kenny or in Dublin on the thirteenth fourteenth of
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  Speaker 1: this month, respectively.
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  Speaker 2: Possibly on a few more dates. I've got a twist
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  Speaker 2: McBride's arm on it.
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  Speaker 1: And also if you just want to see some comedy
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  Speaker 1: and go, let's see what it's all about. Last year's
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  Speaker 1: tour show was called taking Off. The special just came out,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: just dropped. As the children say this is dropped, they say,
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna I'm gonna tweet it now, you fantastic
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  Speaker 1: stuff is dropped, So go over to the Twitter and
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  Speaker 1: have againder at it it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's up there on YouTube for all to enjoy.
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  Speaker 1: We'll read the ones on Spotify, which you can do
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: right now. I think you can do it on Apple.
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  Speaker 1: We Apple don't notify me of Nane, so I don't
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• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: it on Spotify or screen grab it and send it
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  Speaker 3: All right, Tom, I'm gonna truck on here, buddy, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tweet the oh my, honey, I know, beg
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  Speaker 3: your pardon the taking off link for you now.
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  Speaker 1: Might actually watch it with a cup of tea. You
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  Speaker 1: just don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Look at I've got.
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  Speaker 1: I watched it earlier with the kind of tropical blast
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  Speaker 1: everybody knows my one of my favorite drinks. All right
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  Speaker 1: until next week, Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: Gelt