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Things That Must Go From July 16th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, dear friends of
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  Speaker 2: the program, things that you just can't stand anymore. And
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  Speaker 2: so you're gonna put them down in an email and
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  Speaker 2: send them to us. Say, these are things that must
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  Speaker 2: go in my life, and if we read yours on
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  Speaker 2: the air, it might make you feel better. And in fact,
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  Speaker 2: sometimes these things magically disappear from your life. So put
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  Speaker 2: it to you know, email must go in the subject line,
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  Speaker 2: send it to radio from Hell at X ninety six
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  Speaker 2: dot com. Let's see. I'll go first. I've got a
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  Speaker 2: couple of my own. These I've mentioned most of them before,
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  Speaker 2: but they've just been piling up and bugging me so bad.
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  Speaker 2: People using the words so to begin every sentence so
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  Speaker 2: I was talking to I can understand doing it occasionally,
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  Speaker 2: but some people they use the words so every time
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  Speaker 2: they start a new thought. So I was doing so, I, uh,
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  Speaker 2: please just And then people who say each and every
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  Speaker 2: each and every day it's each day or it's every day.
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  Speaker 2: If you say each and every it doesn't make it
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  Speaker 2: more important. Uh. And people who say the phrase what
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  Speaker 2: not that means nothing. Why do you say what not?
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  Speaker 2: Or what not?
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  Speaker 1: And then unless George Wallace, George Wallace.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's so he does a bit about it doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: And then finally, people who end sentences with the two
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  Speaker 2: word phrase and stuff. I was doing this and this
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  Speaker 2: and this and this, and I went over there and
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  Speaker 2: then I got this and stuff. What's what? Stuff? What
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  Speaker 2: did you get? I don't end stuff. I can't stand it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see. This one is from my things that must go.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't say I can say the name. Uh. The
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  Speaker 2: Attorney General dismissing the charges against doctor Kirk Moore for
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  Speaker 2: garbage reasons.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, the the Attorney General should be focusing on the
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  Speaker 2: Epstein files.
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  Speaker 3: This is the fake vaccination card.
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  Speaker 2: The FBI worked really hard on that case. That's true. Actually.
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  Speaker 2: Number two Gina not showing off her baby bump when
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  Speaker 2: she was pregnant. She missed out on flexing strong femininity.
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  Speaker 2: Number three having to buy a luggage lock to prevent
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  Speaker 2: my roommate from using certain electronic devices in my house.
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  Speaker 2: He won't listen or comply. After asking him politely and
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  Speaker 2: demanding angrily, I have to put the lock through the
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  Speaker 2: prongs of the plug so that it can't be inserted
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  Speaker 2: into the electrical outlet, he's on He's on my last
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  Speaker 2: nerve before I go to the courthouse to file an eviction.
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  Speaker 2: And number four friends not wanting to go see the
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  Speaker 2: reboot of I Know What You Did Last Summer this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a big horror fan. I'm so excited, but they
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  Speaker 2: want to go next weekend. What do you wait? Huh?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what are you waiting for? Let's watch it
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  Speaker 2: this weekend. Thanks for letting me listen. And then this
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  Speaker 2: one says when you wake up during a rem cycle
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  Speaker 2: and you don't have time to push the snooze button
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  Speaker 2: and you spend most of the morning looking half dead
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  Speaker 2: until the caffeine kicks in, that must go. And then
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  Speaker 2: this one says, good morning, you can use my name.
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  Speaker 2: I know you don't like to do driving ones. You're right,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to do this one. Carry all right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see this one from Johnny B. Greetings, please help
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  Speaker 1: the follow and go away. One soup for dinner in
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  Speaker 1: the summertime, especially on a one hundred degree plus day,
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  Speaker 1: must go wasps that decide to build their nests in
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  Speaker 1: the holes of the brick. I'm using must go I
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  Speaker 1: learned years ago to avoid picking bricks up by putting
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  Speaker 1: my fingers in the holes. But now and then I
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  Speaker 1: forget and occasionally pay the price. Oh so Lymphoma must go.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for letting me listen, Johnny B.
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  Speaker 2: Carter.
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  Speaker 1: Things that must go my wealthy parents buying cheap toilet paper.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think they remain so wealthy? Yeah? Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Also must go me for caring about cheap toilet paper
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  Speaker 1: when the world is full of real problems. Also must
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  Speaker 1: go cheap toilet paper for existing at all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. Nobody should have to put up a cheap
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  Speaker 3: toilet paper.
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  Speaker 1: Also must go all the real icky problems in the
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  Speaker 1: world the times I feel so overwhelmed by all of it,
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  Speaker 1: Please humanity get better. And finally, this one from Hunter.
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  Speaker 1: Here is my list of things that must go. Making
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  Speaker 1: sure to take your seatpap machine with you on your trip,
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  Speaker 1: but not making sure to take the mask that goes.
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  Speaker 2: With it with you to haul it around for reason.
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  Speaker 1: Then this one front desk people at hotels not knowing
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  Speaker 1: where you can get distilled water for your seatpat machine.
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  Speaker 3: Surely people ask that all the time, I would Hunter.
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  Speaker 1: They're a little expensive, But there is a travel sea
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  Speaker 1: path that does not require water.
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  Speaker 3: I went to a baseball game last weekend, and uh,
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  Speaker 3: there is an etiquette for the cup holders at stadiums. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: your cup holder is on the right.
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  Speaker 2: Where is it written down that that? Because if you
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  Speaker 2: if if.
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  Speaker 3: You see there aren't cup holders on either side on
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  Speaker 3: the aisle side, it starts on the right. So if
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  Speaker 3: the so if somebody screws that up along the way,
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  Speaker 3: the person on the aisle doesn't get a cup holder.
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  Speaker 3: Does that make sense? Yeah, but I mean your cup
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  Speaker 3: is the one on the right. You need to If
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  Speaker 3: everybody does that, then everybody gets.
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  Speaker 2: You need to make sure that there are written rules.
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  Speaker 3: Then yeah, somebody needs to needs to be etiquette stadium etiquette.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, hello lords, you most certainly can use my name.
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  Speaker 3: It's Mariah. Time for a hotel edition of Muscow. I
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  Speaker 3: work as a housekeeper. Oh and things that irk me
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  Speaker 3: the most? Or these forgetting to take your do not
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  Speaker 3: disturb sign off the door after you leave your room
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  Speaker 3: to check out. Makes it take us longer to get
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  Speaker 3: the room cleaned for the next person because we can't
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  Speaker 3: knock until the end of the shift.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, Also, sneaking.
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  Speaker 3: Out of the hotel instead of just going up to
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  Speaker 3: the front and checking out. It makes more work for
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  Speaker 3: me and can be very frustrating. Just stop buy and
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  Speaker 3: say yep, I'm out. You can go clean the room now. Lastly,
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  Speaker 3: people trying to sneak pets into a hotel, I know
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  Speaker 3: you're probably just trying to avoid the fee, but trust me,
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  Speaker 3: more often than not we can tell we know. Thank you, Mariah.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see this from Jeremy. My first things that must
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  Speaker 3: go lack of support for our local distilleries and breweries
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  Speaker 3: by some of our local eateries. Maybe it's my fault
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  Speaker 3: for patronizing the wrong establishment, but when I try to
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  Speaker 3: order a local spirit featured on Jimmy's Friday segments, I'm
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  Speaker 3: often told it's not available. Are you disappointing? Also, standalone
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  Speaker 3: mustaches and mega makeovers must go. You all look ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: And then finally this from Zaan. Please listen carefully as
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  Speaker 3: our menu options have changed. Why why not please choose
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  Speaker 3: from the following options? Why can't I just talk to
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  Speaker 3: a person and talk about what my issue is. Paydays
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  Speaker 3: falling on a holiday, which means I get paid two
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  Speaker 3: days earlier, I have to readjust my budget for two
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  Speaker 3: extra days. Uh. The AC and the radio from hell
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  Speaker 3: studio not working. I work outside all day, but when
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  Speaker 3: the AC doesn't work, that's not fun. And being homesick
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  Speaker 3: being down here in Dallas almost a year now. I
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  Speaker 3: just miss home. I miss Bountiful. Thank you lords Zane
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  Speaker 3: all right, thanks That must go
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  Speaker 2: On the radio from