Latest / Frightmares / Ep. 374 - Renfield (2023)
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- 0:01Speaker 1: You are now listening to the Someone's Favorite Productions podcast network.
- 0:08Speaker 2: The following podcast will contain spoilers, tangents, hot takes, and
- 0:12Speaker 2: excessive foul language. Viewer discretion is advised enjoy the show.
- 0:56Speaker 3: Welcome back to Frightmar's podcast. I'm your host Austin Proctor
- 0:59Speaker 3: and joining me today for episode three seventy four is
- 1:03Speaker 3: my good friend Corey Johnson.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Heyo, everybody, I am enough. I deserve happiness and I
- 1:11Speaker 2: take full charge my life today.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Such a great line from Nicholas Holt. I forgot about
- 1:20Speaker 3: that at the end and I was like, you know what,
- 1:22Speaker 3: you are enough Nicholas Holt. Today, on another installment of
- 1:26Speaker 3: Vampirrel's Bites, we are discussing our modern pick Renfield from
- 1:31Speaker 3: twenty twenty three, a movie that goes to show Nicholas
- 1:33Speaker 3: Cage can literally do fucking anything. Let's see where this
- 1:38Speaker 3: lands in the nightmare index. All right, I know it's
- 1:46Speaker 3: only been a weakish since we did afflict it, But
- 1:49Speaker 3: have you have you watched anything?
- 1:52Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, just can. I took a day or two
- 1:56Speaker 2: to watch season two of Paradise, and let me tell
- 2:02Speaker 2: you those last like two episodes. God damn, that's all
- 2:10Speaker 2: like we have not been so excited to feel like
- 2:15Speaker 2: we have come to an understanding of what the show
- 2:19Speaker 2: is trying to tell you, like, oh my god, this
- 2:22Speaker 2: is happening because of this thing. Oh like we were
- 2:26Speaker 2: we were shouting at each other because of how excited
- 2:30Speaker 2: we were for certain revelations to come about, because they've
- 2:35Speaker 2: been They were building and building like a few key
- 2:39Speaker 2: points through the entire season, and every time they brought
- 2:42Speaker 2: it up, we would look at each other and be like,
- 2:44Speaker 2: what the fuck is this? Who the fuck are they
- 2:45Speaker 2: talking about? And by those last two episodes, you're like,
- 2:50Speaker 2: oh man, the payoff feels so sweet, and they're doing
- 2:54Speaker 2: a third season, which I mean they fucking have to
- 2:57Speaker 2: at this point, but oh man, it's it's some real
- 3:00Speaker 2: good TV. It I will say, it gets ultramega super
- 3:06Speaker 2: sci fi like really quick, Like it goes from like, oh, okay,
- 3:10Speaker 2: this is like I mean, yeah, it's sci fi, but
- 3:13Speaker 2: in sort of kind of like a vague realm of believability,
- 3:18Speaker 2: and now it's just like full blown, like no, this
- 3:21Speaker 2: is just full on sci fi, Like there may or
- 3:24Speaker 2: may not be time travel, hmm okay, but they're just
- 3:28Speaker 2: they're just casually introducing at the end of the second season.
- 3:34Speaker 3: What is this one again? Have you? I don't know,
- 3:36Speaker 3: I don't.
- 3:36Speaker 2: It's called it's called Paradise. Yeah, what's on Disney Plus Hulu.
- 3:42Speaker 2: It's the political murder mystery kind of who done it?
- 3:49Speaker 2: But there's like some sci fi elements to it.
- 3:52Speaker 3: Oh okay cool? Uh So that's season two is done?
- 3:58Speaker 3: Season two is done, is done?
- 4:00Speaker 2: Okay, just just recently renewed for a season three. I
- 4:04Speaker 2: absolutely highly recommended it. Really fucking good TV.
- 4:07Speaker 3: Okay, anything else, No, that's been it.
- 4:11Speaker 2: I've been mostly just playing video games.
- 4:14Speaker 3: That's fair. Well, you know me. At this point, I come,
- 4:18Speaker 3: I've watched too many movies. I come with a lot
- 4:20Speaker 3: of things I've watched.
- 4:21Speaker 2: It's almost like you do a movie podcast and associate
- 4:26Speaker 2: with people who do movie podcasts.
- 4:29Speaker 3: I'm looking. I can't believe how many I've watched since Afflicted.
- 4:34Speaker 3: It's actually crazy. I'm not gonna go over all of these,
- 4:38Speaker 3: but I will. I might go. I'll at least give
- 4:40Speaker 3: ratings on them. So I did watch the New Faces
- 4:44Speaker 3: of Death. So fun fact that screen Unseen Scream Unseen
- 4:49Speaker 3: that I went to see last Tuesday when we recorded
- 4:52Speaker 3: was actually Faces of Death, So I got to.
- 4:54Speaker 2: That's fucking sick.
- 4:56Speaker 3: Yeah, So I got to see it a few days
- 4:58Speaker 3: before it released, and then i'd put out my review.
- 5:01Speaker 3: So that movie is fucking awesome. Definitely better than the
- 5:07Speaker 3: original in my opinion. It does involve the original in
- 5:11Speaker 3: some capacity, but it's not like necessary to view the original.
- 5:16Speaker 3: You can keep up with this one. So that one
- 5:20Speaker 3: was really good. I don't want to go in.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Speaking of Faces of Death, do you know how bummed
- 5:23Speaker 2: I am that the closest theater to me is in
- 5:27Speaker 2: another state that's showing it what it's really Yeah, it's
- 5:34Speaker 2: like an hour twenty seven to that theater, or I
- 5:37Speaker 2: could drive two hours to Richmond.
- 5:39Speaker 3: Oh my wow, that's I mean, I guess it is.
- 5:43Speaker 3: It's an independent film, so that makes sense. But damn dude. Yeah,
- 5:48Speaker 3: if only I had a screener. Then I watched a movie.
- 5:52Speaker 3: This isn't a horror movie, but I'll be damned if
- 5:55Speaker 3: it's not horror adjacent. It's called Killers from two twenty
- 6:00Speaker 3: fourteen and is actually directed by Timo Chaianto if I'm
- 6:06Speaker 3: saying that correctly. Uh. He directed the VHS two segment
- 6:12Speaker 3: The Cult One fucking safe Haven, and he also directed
- 6:16Speaker 3: the and.
- 6:17Speaker 2: That's the that's the that's the one with.
- 6:22Speaker 3: All the cult. It's the like the Indonesian cult.
- 6:27Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
- 6:29Speaker 3: So he directed that. He also directed The Subject from
- 6:33Speaker 3: VHS ninety four, which is the one about that battle
- 6:37Speaker 3: robot he's putting together and then was interesting and then
- 6:43Speaker 3: also directed by Chemo Stambo. Well, he directed The Queen
- 6:47Speaker 3: of Black Magic from twenty nineteen, which we fucking love.
- 6:50Speaker 2: Fuck yeah.
- 6:51Speaker 3: And he did The Elixir from last year, which was
- 6:54Speaker 3: a really fun zombie movie. So and it's also from
- 6:58Speaker 3: the producers of The Raid. Like, this movie was incredible,
- 7:02Speaker 3: very dark and disturbing, but it was just beautiful at
- 7:07Speaker 3: the same time. I highly recommend that I don't see
- 7:09Speaker 3: it streaming, and oh it's on two B and plex,
- 7:11Speaker 3: you can stream it there. I gave it a four
- 7:13Speaker 3: and a half. That was a crazy movie. Watched Bumblebee.
- 7:18Speaker 3: I'm almost done with the fucking Transformers movie. Bumblebee was
- 7:23Speaker 3: actually fucking awesome. It was so much better than the
- 7:27Speaker 3: last two movies. Four Stars showed Gabby the host Bung
- 7:31Speaker 3: June Hose creature feature from two thousand and six. She
- 7:35Speaker 3: loved it four stars from me, and then, of course
- 7:38Speaker 3: I'm still on my true crime kick. I watched something
- 7:43Speaker 3: called I'll Be Gone in the Dark, which is about
- 7:46Speaker 3: the Golden State Killer. It was a he went on
- 7:50Speaker 3: like a what is like a twelve year tear of
- 7:53Speaker 3: just like raping and murdering people and didn't get caught
- 7:57Speaker 3: until like the late twenty ten wild shit. Trust me,
- 8:02Speaker 3: I'm a False Prophet, which is about the FLDS. If
- 8:05Speaker 3: you don't know about the fundamentalist Latter Day Saints, they're
- 8:08Speaker 3: They're fucking insane, they're nuts. Gave that one a four star,
- 8:13Speaker 3: gave I'll Be Gone in the Dark four and a half.
- 8:16Speaker 3: Then this is These are the two I'm most excited
- 8:19Speaker 3: to talk about right here. Minie's Midnight Massacre brand new
- 8:24Speaker 3: for this year, twenty twenty six. It is what exactly
- 8:27Speaker 3: what you think it is. It's Mini Mouse slasher movie.
- 8:30Speaker 3: I think we need to cut it out with these
- 8:32Speaker 3: at this point. I'm all for the the pooniverse as
- 8:37Speaker 3: they as they've dubbed it, like the Winnie the Pooh
- 8:41Speaker 3: Blood and Honey Bambi the Reckoning. I'm all there for that,
- 8:45Speaker 3: but specifically with Mini and Mickey Mouse we have to
- 8:48Speaker 3: cut it out. We have five different Mickey Mouse movies
- 8:52Speaker 3: and now we have a mini Mouse movie. I'm fucking
- 8:54Speaker 3: tired of these. They're all awful, except for scream Screamboat
- 8:57Speaker 3: was actually a lot of fun.
- 8:59Speaker 2: But it's punk music as movies. They're they're just doing
- 9:03Speaker 2: it to to to do it and like causeruckis right,
- 9:08Speaker 2: like that's it's it's anti authoritarian Disney fuck the Mouse,
- 9:14Speaker 2: Like I get it. I get it, and you know what,
- 9:20Speaker 2: more power to them. You don't have to watch them.
- 9:23Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I just saw it on two B
- 9:25Speaker 3: and I saw twenty twenty six and I was like,
- 9:27Speaker 3: I'm on, you know, I'm on the hunt for every
- 9:30Speaker 3: new movie this year. So I watched it, and then
- 9:32Speaker 3: Netflix dropped a new creature feet well shark movie, my
- 9:37Speaker 3: Creature Future whatever called Thrash, and it's it's literally crawl
- 9:42Speaker 3: but with sharks and not done half as good. It
- 9:46Speaker 3: was terrible because when you involve a Category five hurricane
- 9:51Speaker 3: as a Floridian I'm looking for every single fucking fault,
- 9:55Speaker 3: and there were plenty of faults because a Category five
- 9:58Speaker 3: hurricane what people might not no it is sustained winds
- 10:03Speaker 3: of one hundred and fifty miles an hour minimum, not
- 10:05Speaker 3: including gusts, and people are just like outside and it's
- 10:09Speaker 3: kind of briskly windy, and I'm like, I'm you can't
- 10:12Speaker 3: say a category five and not have and not have
- 10:15Speaker 3: legs blowing atrociously.
- 10:18Speaker 2: Like most Floridians evacuate for that A category five is
- 10:23Speaker 2: like no joke, Like eighty five percent of the state
- 10:27Speaker 2: is fucking evacuating at that point.
- 10:30Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're if you're on the coast, you're getting out.
- 10:32Speaker 3: If you're inland, it's gonna be rough. But you know, nonetheless,
- 10:37Speaker 3: it just it wasn't great. The characters were all so
- 10:40Speaker 3: unlikable and like there were just so many questionable, questionable decisions,
- 10:45Speaker 3: like people weren't boarding up windows. I saw one montage
- 10:49Speaker 3: of sandbags. People were just sitting on their couch like
- 10:52Speaker 3: nothing was about to happen. This isn't this isn't a
- 10:55Speaker 3: fucking tornado where they just pop up, you know about
- 10:58Speaker 3: hurricanes for like weeks in advance.
- 11:01Speaker 2: Sometimes like yeah, the natural born Fluoridians in US just
- 11:07Speaker 2: kind of you hear that, and we're like, come on, man,
- 11:10Speaker 2: come on, come on. Just taking me out of the movie, just.
- 11:13Speaker 3: Say, hurricane, don't label it a category five because the
- 11:17Speaker 3: fucking town would have been demolished. Because there it's a
- 11:20Speaker 3: coastal town in like fire. They put it in like
- 11:23Speaker 3: South Carolina, and within five minutes of the storm rolling
- 11:28Speaker 3: up on to shore, the whole town gets flooded and
- 11:31Speaker 3: I'm talking like six seven feet of water. I'm like,
- 11:34Speaker 3: that's so unrealistic. We're at sea level and that wouldn't
- 11:38Speaker 3: even happen. So I don't know, but the positives of
- 11:42Speaker 3: this one, the sharks actually did look pretty fucking decent.
- 11:45Speaker 3: I was actually pretty impressed with that. There is some
- 11:48Speaker 3: solid gore, but I mean there's so many plot points
- 11:50Speaker 3: that I was like, this is this is wild. Like
- 11:53Speaker 3: there's a daughter and her uncle. Well I guess not,
- 11:57Speaker 3: she's not her daughter, but there was an uncle and
- 11:59Speaker 3: her knee. The uncle's like fucked off one hundred miles
- 12:03Speaker 3: away doing research on sharks, just leaving his niece at home.
- 12:06Speaker 3: I was like, that's the most unrealistic thing I've ever seen.
- 12:10Speaker 3: Just a lot of questionable things. So Minnie's Midnight Massacre
- 12:14Speaker 3: got a one star, Thrash got a one and a half,
- 12:17Speaker 3: but Netflix just dropped a brand new Taiwanese movie called Mudbourne,
- 12:24Speaker 3: and it's really fucking good. I love Southeastern Asian movies,
- 12:30Speaker 3: even though technically Taiwan is not included in that and
- 12:33Speaker 3: I don't know why, but they're close enough to be
- 12:36Speaker 3: labeled Southeast Asia. It is really good and it's I
- 12:38Speaker 3: don't think it's a Netflix original, but it is available
- 12:41Speaker 3: on Netflix. It's got a two point seven, but it
- 12:45Speaker 3: might be people from that country, like we've just we
- 12:48Speaker 3: had this discussion before, like yeah, like with the host.
- 12:51Speaker 3: It didn't have the great ratings, but it and a
- 12:54Speaker 3: lot of the reviews I saw were in Indonesian like
- 12:57Speaker 3: and I'm assuming I'm assuming they have but like the
- 13:00Speaker 3: lord in this movie, I'm like, I've never fucking seen
- 13:02Speaker 3: anything like this before. This is insane. So I gave
- 13:05Speaker 3: it four.
- 13:06Speaker 2: But it's I equate it to It's why when you
- 13:11Speaker 2: go out to eat, you don't go somewhere where you
- 13:14Speaker 2: can cook the same thing at home.
- 13:16Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 13:17Speaker 2: I'm going to a really nice Mexican restaurant, I'm going
- 13:20Speaker 2: to a ti Like you're going somewhere where you can't
- 13:23Speaker 2: get it where you're at.
- 13:25Speaker 3: Yeah, So when you.
- 13:26Speaker 2: Get that foreign horror movie, especially that's Southeast Asian. All
- 13:30Speaker 2: say Asian in general, fair you it, it just hits different.
- 13:37Speaker 2: It satisfies on a level that you can't normally attain.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Yeah and there and yeah, Asia in general for sure,
- 13:44Speaker 3: but for me specifically, something about Taiwan, Thailand and Indonesia,
- 13:49Speaker 3: like those fucking horror movies just oh, they just hit.
- 13:53Speaker 3: So I recommend that one. And then two more movies
- 13:56Speaker 3: I saw that were new for this year, Exit eight,
- 13:59Speaker 3: which is based off of that video game I've never played,
- 14:02Speaker 3: but if you know the game, you'll know the movie.
- 14:05Speaker 3: It was actually pretty incredible for taking a game that
- 14:10Speaker 3: can be beat relatively quickly, and they added so much,
- 14:14Speaker 3: so many layers to it, and it's totally an allegory
- 14:17Speaker 3: for Fatherhood and it won't make sense until you watch it.
- 14:20Speaker 3: I really enjoyed. It wasn't as horror as I thought
- 14:23Speaker 3: it was gonna be, but the subtext was so thick.
- 14:26Speaker 3: I fucking loved it. Four stars. And then Hunting Matthew Nichols,
- 14:31Speaker 3: which is a newfound footage movie for this year or mockumentary,
- 14:35Speaker 3: whatever you want to call it, very much in the
- 14:37Speaker 3: vein of Shelby Oaks because her brother's been missing for
- 14:41Speaker 3: twenty years or something, and she's going to look after him.
- 14:44Speaker 3: But unlike Shelby Oaks, where it switches from mockumentary to
- 14:48Speaker 3: traditional style filming, this is all mockumentary and the end
- 14:53Speaker 3: the outcomes are just so wildly different. So I give
- 14:57Speaker 3: that one a four and a half. I thought that
- 14:58Speaker 3: one was really good. Other than that, I think that's it.
- 15:02Speaker 3: Oh and then I watched Conversations with the Killer John
- 15:05Speaker 3: Wayne Gacy three and a half and The Ripper also
- 15:07Speaker 3: three and a half. All those are on Netflix, the
- 15:11Speaker 3: true crime stuff, and I still have a list of
- 15:14Speaker 3: stuff I need to go through. I don't know what
- 15:15Speaker 3: it is right now. I'm just I'm into true crime.
- 15:17Speaker 3: It's just my fucking bread and butter right now. So
- 15:20Speaker 3: that was a gauntlet of movies that I have watched.
- 15:23Speaker 3: And this weekend we're going to see The Mummy. Lee
- 15:26Speaker 3: Cronin's The Mummy, which is exciting.
- 15:28Speaker 2: I am hype for that.
- 15:30Speaker 3: I'm very hyped for The Mummy, and especially after what
- 15:34Speaker 3: he did with Evil Dead Rise. I know that is
- 15:38Speaker 3: very very divisive among fans, but I really enjoyed it,
- 15:43Speaker 3: so I am really interested to see his take on
- 15:45Speaker 3: another iep that's existed for you know, quite some time.
- 15:50Speaker 2: So it was really funny because when we saw the trailer,
- 15:55Speaker 2: Jesco was like, oh, why are they redoing the Mummy
- 15:58Speaker 2: and blah blah blah, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 15:59Speaker 2: no no, no, no, no no no it's no no, no, no no,
- 16:02Speaker 2: it's not the Mummy. It's Lee Kronin's the Mummy. Like
- 16:06Speaker 2: there's it. The that that name qualifier is doing a
- 16:12Speaker 2: huge amount of lifting there, yep, to too differentiate. It
- 16:16Speaker 2: is no way to be Brendan Fraser related.
- 16:21Speaker 3: Or even the original Mummy with fucking Boris Karloff. No,
- 16:27Speaker 3: not even close.
- 16:28Speaker 2: No, this is this is a different thing. It's just
- 16:32Speaker 2: using the monster.
- 16:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I have I have forgotten to mention my cult
- 16:38Speaker 3: movie challenges, but I will do that on the next
- 16:40Speaker 3: episode because I've already gone through entirely too many movies.
- 16:44Speaker 3: But I forgot to do one last week, and and
- 16:47Speaker 3: I was gonna do this one this week, but we're
- 16:48Speaker 3: already at about fifteen minutes and I want to get
- 16:51Speaker 3: into the movie. Uh so yeah, when I next week.
- 16:54Speaker 3: I'll also update everybody on the Mummy and what I
- 16:56Speaker 3: thought about it. I don't think anything else is releasing
- 16:59Speaker 3: this weekend as far as horror, but I know May
- 17:02Speaker 3: there's some stuff coming out. So with all that being said,
- 17:06Speaker 3: let's move on to the body counts, all right. So
- 17:15Speaker 3: this is Renfield from twenty twenty three, released on April
- 17:19Speaker 3: fourteenth of that year in the US. Rateed R for
- 17:23Speaker 3: bloody violence, some gore. I'd argue there's a lot more
- 17:27Speaker 3: than some language throughout in some drug use, no sex
- 17:30Speaker 3: and nudity, severe violence and gore, severe profanity, mild alcohol,
- 17:34Speaker 3: drugs and smoking, and moderate frightening and intense scenes coming
- 17:38Speaker 3: in at only an hour and thirty three minutes. Listed
- 17:40Speaker 3: as an action comedy, fantasy horror directed by Chris McKay.
- 17:44Speaker 3: He also directed the Lego Batman Movie and The Tomorrow War.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Written by two people, Ryan Ridley, he wrote twenty five
- 17:52Speaker 3: episodes of Community and ten episodes of Rick and Morty.
- 17:55Speaker 3: And then we have Robert Kirkman, who wrote one hundred
- 17:59Speaker 3: and seventies seven episodes of The Walking Dead and one
- 18:02Speaker 3: hundred and thirteen episodes of Fear the Walking Dead. Uh
- 18:06Speaker 3: didn't even know there were that many fucking episodes of
- 18:08Speaker 3: Fear the Walking Dead composed by Marco Beltrami. This man
- 18:13Speaker 3: has worked. Hey composed Scream one through four and Scream seven,
- 18:17Speaker 3: but no one cares about that. A Quiet Place one
- 18:20Speaker 3: and two, and the entire Fear Street trilogy, plus a
- 18:23Speaker 3: multitude of other things. I didn't have time to mention
- 18:27Speaker 3: cinematography by Mitchell Amundsen, who also did the cinematography for Transformers,
- 18:32Speaker 3: the original Wanted and Odd Thomas. Then we have edit
- 18:37Speaker 3: edited by by three fucking people here, Zene Baker edited
- 18:41Speaker 3: Observe and Report This is the End, and Thor Ragnarok,
- 18:45Speaker 3: Ryan Folseley he did Cabin Fever, Club, Dread, and then
- 18:49Speaker 3: The Adams Family.
- 18:50Speaker 2: To Electric Boogaloo.
- 18:54Speaker 3: Yeah, that one, the Inves, the Investors, Revenge, the animated,
- 18:58Speaker 3: the animated one, whatever. Then we have g and Carlo Ganziano,
- 19:02Speaker 3: who also edited sixty one episodes of South Park starring
- 19:06Speaker 3: Nicholas Holt as Renfield, who, funny enough, was also in
- 19:09Speaker 3: Nosferatu as Thomas Hutter the Rocket.
- 19:12Speaker 2: I did make mention of that, Yeah, we were watching.
- 19:15Speaker 3: I forgot about that. It's like, oh, yeah, he wasn't
- 19:17Speaker 3: like Nicholas Cage's Dracula. I'm not telling you who he
- 19:20Speaker 3: is because you should know this man Aquafina as Rebecca.
- 19:24Speaker 3: She was also in The Farewell as Billy, which is
- 19:26Speaker 3: a beautiful movie, very sad, but I think she became
- 19:30Speaker 3: popular in Crazy Rich Asians. Then we've got Ben Schwartz
- 19:34Speaker 3: as Tedward Lobo. Everyone knows him from Parks and Reck.
- 19:38Speaker 3: He was in twenty episodes as John Ralphieo Sapristine. And
- 19:41Speaker 3: then this is a mouthful chore Agdella Shoe as Bella
- 19:47Speaker 3: Francesco Lobo who was also in the Exorcism of Emily
- 19:51Speaker 3: Rose as doctor Adonnie, something that we've covered. I did
- 19:55Speaker 3: not know how bad this movie bombed sixty five million
- 19:59Speaker 3: dollar budget worldwide box office gross of twenty six point five.
- 20:04Speaker 3: They didn't even make half of their money back.
- 20:07Speaker 2: I mean I supported it in the theater.
- 20:10Speaker 3: I supported it too. I can't believe this movie failed.
- 20:12Speaker 3: It's Nick Cage as Dracula.
- 20:14Speaker 2: What else did That's that's okay, That's that's why. That's
- 20:19Speaker 2: why it failed, because I think everybody has had gotten
- 20:26Speaker 2: to the point where, like the memification of Nick Cage happened,
- 20:31Speaker 2: and then no one could really take him all. That's
- 20:36Speaker 2: like he had just finished doing the incredible weight of
- 20:41Speaker 2: unbearable talent where he plays himself playing a secret agent
- 20:47Speaker 2: going to stop a cartel or whatever, and then Pedro
- 20:51Speaker 2: Pascal knows him as Nick Cage and it was just
- 20:55Speaker 2: like Nick Cage, fan service to Nick Cage.
- 20:59Speaker 3: But I mean, this is also coming off of the
- 21:00Speaker 3: heels of Mandy Color Out of Space, Willie's Wonderland leg
- 21:06Speaker 3: He did three pretty pretty fucking solid horror movies before this,
- 21:09Speaker 3: So yeah.
- 21:10Speaker 2: But I will also say that those three movies kind
- 21:15Speaker 2: of niche, little tiny bit niche.
- 21:19Speaker 3: Yeah, Mandy is definitely pretty niche.
- 21:21Speaker 2: It's a very super cosmic and.
- 21:25Speaker 3: Panos it's Panos Cosmados Baby, he's fucking brilliant filmmaker. Oh
- 21:30Speaker 3: my god. But yeah, that is very niche. You're right.
- 21:33Speaker 3: So maybe that's why it bombed because the people like
- 21:35Speaker 3: me who are like, it's Nick Cage's Dracula, what else
- 21:38Speaker 3: do you need? The opposite is like, yeah, it's Mick
- 21:40Speaker 3: Cage's Dracula. I don't want that, So maybe that's why
- 21:43Speaker 3: it failed. Yeah, you can watch this on Peacock movies
- 21:46Speaker 3: that came out around the same time. We've got Shazam,
- 21:49Speaker 3: Fury of the Gods, Clock Murder Mystery two, Boa is
- 21:53Speaker 3: Afraid nefarious, The Pope's Exorcist, Guardians of the Galaxy three,
- 21:58Speaker 3: which is also probably another reason this one did not
- 22:00Speaker 3: do well, and The Little Mermaid, which made about half
- 22:03Speaker 3: a billion dollars and Fast X. So those three movies
- 22:07Speaker 3: brought in heaps of money. I'm not surprised this didn't
- 22:10Speaker 3: do well. IMDb summary. Renfield Dracula's torture. Henchman is forced
- 22:15Speaker 3: to capture prey for his master and do do his
- 22:18Speaker 3: do every bit, do his every bidding God. But now,
- 22:21Speaker 3: after centuries of servitude, Renfield is ready to see if
- 22:24Speaker 3: there is life outside of his boss's shadow. Let's roll
- 22:27Speaker 3: into the autopsy, all right, Corey, overall thoughts on Renfield.
- 22:33Speaker 3: You said you saw this in theaters, right, yeah, okay,
- 22:36Speaker 3: so this is like your second maybe third time?
- 22:39Speaker 1: Uh?
- 22:40Speaker 2: I think second time?
- 22:41Speaker 3: All right, So what do we got for overall thoughts?
- 22:45Speaker 2: So before we go into overall thoughts, Oh, here we go. Second,
- 22:48Speaker 2: here we go. So for the briefest of moments, I
- 22:55Speaker 2: forgot that the DC brand came out with a ship
- 23:00Speaker 2: exam the franchise of movies. And when you said Shizam two,
- 23:06Speaker 2: I was like holy shit, they got Sindbad to do
- 23:08Speaker 2: another one. Oh that's all. I'm I'm dumb.
- 23:15Speaker 3: That's that's all. Where has Sinbad been? Motherfucker's so funny.
- 23:21Speaker 2: So overall thoughts on this movie is it is absolute
- 23:26Speaker 2: comedy gold with just enough in the background to count
- 23:32Speaker 2: it as horror. But man it is. It is a
- 23:35Speaker 2: splattering good time. I love it and that's it.
- 23:39Speaker 3: I love it. I do think truly this is I
- 23:43Speaker 3: said this on on the Afflicted episode, but this still
- 23:46Speaker 3: rings true here. I think this is one of the
- 23:48Speaker 3: most unique vampire stories, but it also has traditional lore.
- 23:52Speaker 3: At the same time, you also have a New Orleans setting,
- 23:56Speaker 3: a story from Renfield's perspective, and not to mention that
- 24:00Speaker 3: there's this whole crime family element that just adds to
- 24:03Speaker 3: the insanity. You've got Nick Cage's Dracula. What else could
- 24:07Speaker 3: you possibly want? That is my overall thoughts. I do
- 24:11Speaker 3: want to start with the since this is Renfield, the
- 24:14Speaker 3: origin of Renfield, because I did some digging and I
- 24:18Speaker 3: did some research. So R. M. Renfield is a fictional character, obviously,
- 24:22Speaker 3: who actually appeared in the eighteen ninety seven Bromstoker's gothic
- 24:26Speaker 3: novel He is counting Dracula's deranged, frantically devoted servant and familiar,
- 24:32Speaker 3: helping him in his plan to turn Mina Harker into
- 24:35Speaker 3: a vampire in return for a continuous supply of insects
- 24:39Speaker 3: to consume and the promise of immortality. Throughout the novel,
- 24:42Speaker 3: he resides in an asylum where he is treated by
- 24:44Speaker 3: doctor John Seward. Renfield has literally been around as long
- 24:49Speaker 3: as Dracula, one hundred and twenty nine years to be exact,
- 24:52Speaker 3: which is wild to me. He's probably the longest running
- 24:57Speaker 3: character next to Dracula because the un versal monsters didn't
- 25:01Speaker 3: get really introduced until nineteen thirty one with Dracula, and
- 25:06Speaker 3: I believe Frankenstein was also that year, maybe it was
- 25:08Speaker 3: thirty five, So it's crazy that it took one hundred
- 25:11Speaker 3: and something years for Renfield to get his own story,
- 25:15Speaker 3: because this is the first time a movie has told
- 25:18Speaker 3: dracula story through the eyes of Renfield. And that's why
- 25:21Speaker 3: I find this to be a very unique Dracula movie
- 25:25Speaker 3: because it is about Dracula, but it's more about Renfield's
- 25:28Speaker 3: journey and getting away from Dracula. So I thought that
- 25:31Speaker 3: was pretty interesting. I didn't realize the character popped up
- 25:34Speaker 3: that far that long ago.
- 25:36Speaker 2: Yeah, neither did I, because it's been a bunt like,
- 25:39Speaker 2: way too many years since I actually read that book.
- 25:42Speaker 2: Because it's all fucking letters, It's all.
- 25:45Speaker 3: Yeah, it's how it's worded is strange. So he has
- 25:48Speaker 3: described in the original novel as optimistic, temperamental, great physical strength,
- 25:54Speaker 3: morbidly excitable, with periods of gloom, and then of course
- 25:59Speaker 3: notes Faratu would be the first unofficial adaptation of Brownstoker's
- 26:03Speaker 3: novel because they didn't have permission to actually make a
- 26:06Speaker 3: Dracula movie, so they titled it nos Ferratu, And the
- 26:10Speaker 3: character of Renfield is actually named Knock, so he appears
- 26:14Speaker 3: in Nos Saratu under a different name, and it actually
- 26:17Speaker 3: combines him with mister Hawkins, the employer and hero Harker
- 26:21Speaker 3: renamed Thomas Hutter. So the character of Renfield from nineteen
- 26:26Speaker 3: twenty two to twenty twenty four appears in sixteen other
- 26:30Speaker 3: Dracula movies, six TV series and has various names like Ludwig,
- 26:35Speaker 3: Milo Renfield, Thomas Renfield, Percival Renfield, which I really like,
- 26:40Speaker 3: Frank Renfield, and then Robert Montague Renfield from this movie,
- 26:44Speaker 3: and then It's funny because Robert Eggers actually paid homage
- 26:48Speaker 3: to the original nose Ferratu no Shock there by calling
- 26:52Speaker 3: that character Knock as well. So the Renfield character in
- 26:57Speaker 3: Robert Eggers is the same name as the original nose Fore.
- 27:00Speaker 2: So just like I need to rewatch that movie.
- 27:04Speaker 3: I just rew well. So I did the original and
- 27:07Speaker 3: then I did a documentary, and then I did Eggers,
- 27:09Speaker 3: and watching all three of those together, I was like,
- 27:13Speaker 3: this is good shit Eggers did. Eggers did such an
- 27:16Speaker 3: incredible job with that. And if you've never seen Shadow
- 27:19Speaker 3: of the Vampire, I highly suggest you watch that because
- 27:22Speaker 3: it is a film about making No Sharatu. It's like
- 27:26Speaker 3: a film about making a film, and it's fucking great. So,
- 27:30Speaker 3: and they recreate a lot of the shots from the
- 27:32Speaker 3: original movie. It's very good. So the story of how
- 27:36Speaker 3: Renfield and Dracula come to be partners is the same,
- 27:39Speaker 3: but we get to see why Renfield is devoted to
- 27:42Speaker 3: this vampire. Dracula is the last person that Renfield has
- 27:45Speaker 3: left in the world, and in a world that has
- 27:49Speaker 3: moved around him for two hundred years, maybe part of
- 27:51Speaker 3: Renfield feels like he owes Dracula something for giving him immortality.
- 27:56Speaker 3: After decades of serving Dracula, Renfield finds himself suddenly struck
- 27:59Speaker 3: by his con and the sneaking suspicion that his boss
- 28:02Speaker 3: might be something of a narcissist. Do you think so?
- 28:05Speaker 3: Renfield gives a character that is meant to be a horrifying,
- 28:08Speaker 3: cruel monster a more humane touch as they dress him
- 28:11Speaker 3: in pastels from Macy's and hinted the possibility of falling
- 28:15Speaker 3: in love with a human woman. The film doesn't let
- 28:17Speaker 3: you forget that Renfield's mortality, sorry morality a skewed though
- 28:22Speaker 3: Dracula's reminders of Renfield's abandonment of his former family, his greed,
- 28:26Speaker 3: and his inability to do most tests correctly and without death.
- 28:30Speaker 3: Through all this, though, we see that Renfield is trying
- 28:32Speaker 3: to be a better person, or at least a less
- 28:34Speaker 3: murderous one. Whether Renfield is a good person or not
- 28:37Speaker 3: is not the point of the story. Rather, finding the
- 28:39Speaker 3: freedom to be independent is the heart of this story.
- 28:43Speaker 3: So that is kind of the background of Renfield as
- 28:46Speaker 3: a character into this adaptation here. So with all of
- 28:51Speaker 3: that being said, I think this is a movie that
- 28:53Speaker 3: sounded very weird on paper. I don't know about you,
- 28:56Speaker 3: but I think this was a huge swing that work,
- 29:00Speaker 3: but apparently not at the box office.
- 29:03Speaker 2: See and I and see. For me, I think on
- 29:07Speaker 2: paper it makes more sense on paper than it does
- 29:11Speaker 2: on screen.
- 29:12Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 29:13Speaker 2: I think somebody on paper was like, yo, let's make
- 29:20Speaker 2: Nicholas Holt, notorious from Skins, the most aloof member of
- 29:26Speaker 2: that cast for many years. Let's make him a meek,
- 29:32Speaker 2: weird guy and act him against Nicholas Cage playing Dracula,
- 29:38Speaker 2: and see what the fuck happens?
- 29:40Speaker 3: Okay, And then and then they.
- 29:41Speaker 2: Did some testing and they were like, okay, yeah, let's
- 29:44Speaker 2: write a movie around this. I think I think on
- 29:47Speaker 2: paper it was like, oh yeah, no, that that makes
- 29:49Speaker 2: total sense. And then they got it on screen and
- 29:51Speaker 2: they were like, well.
- 29:53Speaker 3: See, and I love when this happens, because for me,
- 29:55Speaker 3: it's like, you know, if on paper, it's a modern
- 29:58Speaker 3: day retelling of Dracula told from the of his familiar
- 30:01Speaker 3: with action and comedy and buckets of gore, not really
- 30:06Speaker 3: present in most Dracula adaptations. Yeah, sure there's blood and stuff,
- 30:11Speaker 3: but the action in the comedy like this movie is
- 30:14Speaker 3: just really not a thing in most you know, Dracula movies.
- 30:19Speaker 3: I think it's a risky mix, but it isn't just
- 30:21Speaker 3: an interesting concept to me. It fully commits to everything.
- 30:25Speaker 3: It doesn't half step in between tones. It goes all
- 30:28Speaker 3: the fucking and sometimes it works beautifully. Sometimes it's a
- 30:32Speaker 3: little messy, but I think I don't think it's ever boring.
- 30:35Speaker 3: There is a little bit too much going on at times.
- 30:39Speaker 3: I think they were they were trying to do just
- 30:41Speaker 3: a little too much with the whole cop aspect and
- 30:44Speaker 3: the crime family. But I think by the end of it,
- 30:48Speaker 3: it all came together very well, at least for me,
- 30:51Speaker 3: because it did kind of seem like it was getting
- 30:53Speaker 3: a little strange there for a bit.
- 30:55Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna say sure yes to all of that. However,
- 31:01Speaker 2: it could be instantly fixed with just no Aquafina.
- 31:08Speaker 3: Not a fan of Aquafina, I not, not really, not really.
- 31:13Speaker 2: She has the same tone in goddamn everything. Yeah, Like
- 31:19Speaker 2: she may have a different name than Aquafina, but she's
- 31:24Speaker 2: just being Aquafina in the movies. And I mean, fine,
- 31:28Speaker 2: it's your brand.
- 31:29Speaker 3: People like it, do you. Yeah, She's not for me. Yeah,
- 31:35Speaker 3: I'm not like, I don't necessarily love her, but I
- 31:39Speaker 3: don't necessarily dislike her. She the first thing I remember
- 31:43Speaker 3: seeing her in was a movie called The Farewell and it's,
- 31:46Speaker 3: like I mentioned before, it actually is a very beautiful
- 31:48Speaker 3: movie and she that's probably one of the few movies
- 31:51Speaker 3: she plays a different character, well different than the typical
- 31:56Speaker 3: role she plays. But yeah, I mean she she kind
- 31:59Speaker 3: of is. It's not a one note actor. But it's like,
- 32:02Speaker 3: who's the It's like Ryan Reynolds, he's this, he's great,
- 32:06Speaker 3: but he's the same fucking thing in every movie, like
- 32:09Speaker 3: he has.
- 32:10Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm starting to feel that way about him too.
- 32:13Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's just that's who he is. And I'm like, yeah,
- 32:17Speaker 3: we're I'm kind of getting ald tired of this that
- 32:19Speaker 3: the stick at this point because.
- 32:22Speaker 2: Aside from being an extra force to tie him to
- 32:27Speaker 2: Teddy Lobo, like she she doesn't really have a whole
- 32:32Speaker 2: lot of like push in this movie. Like you can
- 32:36Speaker 2: still get Renfield tied up with Teddy Lobo by going
- 32:40Speaker 2: to the bar and just have you know, one of
- 32:43Speaker 2: the support group people asked to meet Renfield at the
- 32:46Speaker 2: bar for something and boom, there you go.
- 32:49Speaker 3: Yeah, because the only tie that Aquafina has is that
- 32:52Speaker 3: the crime family has her sister. I mean, that's really it.
- 32:55Speaker 3: You could you could literally get rid of that entire
- 32:58Speaker 3: storyline and the movie would work just good, if not bad.
- 33:01Speaker 2: And she's the uncorruptible, so they want to try and scare,
- 33:05Speaker 2: but like they could just be out terrorizing and it
- 33:09Speaker 2: works just as well.
- 33:11Speaker 3: Exactly. I totally agree with that. So she, you know,
- 33:16Speaker 3: I'm kind of whatever on her in this movie. Obviously.
- 33:18Speaker 3: Renfield here though, is the highlight. He is the main character,
- 33:22Speaker 3: and typically he is just a side character in these movies.
- 33:26Speaker 3: He's a weird little guy in a jail cell eating bugs,
- 33:29Speaker 3: talking about the master. But now he's the protagonist, and
- 33:32Speaker 3: more importantly, he is a victim. The movie reframes his
- 33:36Speaker 3: relationship with Dracula as something very very modern. It's not loyalty,
- 33:42Speaker 3: it's abuse. He's being gas lit. He's in this toxic
- 33:46Speaker 3: relationship where he's being manipulated into serving Dracula, and this
- 33:50Speaker 3: is made evident in the beginning of the movie when
- 33:53Speaker 3: he has the chance to rid the world of Dracula,
- 33:56Speaker 3: like in the opening fucking scene, as he has him
- 33:59Speaker 3: try in that circle of protection and Dracula basically says
- 34:03Speaker 3: that Renfield needs him. You're I'm your only friend. Fucking
- 34:07Speaker 3: gas lit like, and then he ends up saving, and
- 34:09Speaker 3: then he ends up saving, so he could have rid
- 34:13Speaker 3: the world of Dracula knowing that, but I think at
- 34:15Speaker 3: that point he still wasn't sure. That's why by the
- 34:18Speaker 3: end of the movie, when he's trapped in that circular
- 34:21Speaker 3: protection again, he's like, all right, I'm not letting this
- 34:24Speaker 3: happen a second time. We're gonna do whatever we can
- 34:28Speaker 3: to demolish Dracula. So but I love that he's attending
- 34:32Speaker 3: support groups, trying to unpack his situation, trying to figure
- 34:36Speaker 3: out what autonomy even looks like after decades of servitude.
- 34:40Speaker 3: And I think it works because of Nicholas Holt. I
- 34:43Speaker 3: do feel he's I don't know if he's underrated, I
- 34:45Speaker 3: don't know, but he's a great actor. And he plays
- 34:48Speaker 3: Renfield with just enough awkwardness and sincerity that you believe,
- 34:53Speaker 3: like you buy into the struggle that he's having.
- 34:55Speaker 2: Yeah, he's kind of like British Michael Sarah's old brother. Okay,
- 35:04Speaker 2: all right, Like the awkwardness is there, but he was
- 35:07Speaker 2: the first kid, so he's got a little bit.
- 35:09Speaker 3: More swaggered too, right, very good comparison. I love that.
- 35:16Speaker 3: But what's funny is it's like less than this is
- 35:20Speaker 3: less than like serving to Dracula. It's more like an
- 35:22Speaker 3: employee who can't quit his job. And then of course
- 35:24Speaker 3: you have the boss. And let's just say it, Nicholas
- 35:27Speaker 3: Cage as Dracula is exactly what this movie needed. But
- 35:30Speaker 3: I will say before, like when we got the announcement
- 35:35Speaker 3: that this was happening, my mind went in two directions.
- 35:38Speaker 3: I was like, can Nicholas Cage actually do this? But
- 35:42Speaker 3: I'm also very excited to see what he can do
- 35:45Speaker 3: with this. And I saw one picture of him behind
- 35:47Speaker 3: the scenes with the fully in makeup and he was
- 35:51Speaker 3: not striking a pose, but he was walking and I said, oh,
- 35:54Speaker 3: this is gonna be good. Yeah, there's no way.
- 35:58Speaker 2: So like there was there was the split for me.
- 36:03Speaker 2: I was like, he could throw us a huge curveball
- 36:09Speaker 2: and do like put in the effort that he did
- 36:12Speaker 2: for like leaving Las Vegas right, or it could be
- 36:16Speaker 2: Dracula in con Air.
- 36:19Speaker 3: We don't know, Yeah, like how much Cage are we
- 36:23Speaker 3: gonna get here? You know there's there's a sliding scale.
- 36:26Speaker 2: Yeah, are we gonna Are we gonna get Niki Coppola
- 36:30Speaker 2: or are we gonna get Nicholas Cage, like who's coming out?
- 36:34Speaker 3: Yeah, like raising Arizona or Fucking Mandy, because those are
- 36:38Speaker 3: wildly different performances. And like the thing is is, I
- 36:42Speaker 3: don't think he really reinvents it, but he does modernize
- 36:45Speaker 3: it in a pretty felt away because he almost goes
- 36:49Speaker 3: full classic, very theatrical, almost Bela Lagosi inspired old school
- 36:53Speaker 3: vampire energy, but filtered through Nicholas Cage's brain. And the result,
- 36:59Speaker 3: to me is a perfect perfect mix of menace, camp
- 37:02Speaker 3: and complete unpredictability, like you you have no idea?
- 37:07Speaker 2: Yeah, Like only Nicholas Cage's Dracula would think to take
- 37:13Speaker 2: over the world.
- 37:14Speaker 3: Right, because that's really not the case in most vampire movies.
- 37:18Speaker 3: They just want they just mean blood and and.
- 37:22Speaker 2: They want like the one person.
- 37:24Speaker 3: Yeah so they but like total world domination only would
- 37:28Speaker 3: happened through through Nick Cage. And every time he's on
- 37:32Speaker 3: screen the movie wakes up. There's such a way to
- 37:34Speaker 3: his performance, but also the sense that you know things
- 37:37Speaker 3: could go completely off the rails at any moment, and
- 37:40Speaker 3: that's exactly how Dracula should feel. I truly think he
- 37:45Speaker 3: just did such a wonderful job and this is exactly
- 37:47Speaker 3: what happens when you give Nicholas Cage full permission to
- 37:50Speaker 3: be Dracula, I'm sure and I wonder this too. With
- 37:54Speaker 3: a lot of performances with Nicholas Cage, I I believe
- 37:58Speaker 3: I talked to Jenna Canal, who is from the Terror
- 38:02Speaker 3: from the First Terrifier and was also in this movie
- 38:05Speaker 3: as one of the support group members. It was an
- 38:07Speaker 3: episode a couple of years back where we talked about
- 38:10Speaker 3: Nicholas Cage and the small amount of time she interacted
- 38:14Speaker 3: with him, and I'm pretty sure at one point they
- 38:17Speaker 3: were talking to Nicholas Cage and he was like, you know,
- 38:19Speaker 3: like how how how much? How much do you want
- 38:22Speaker 3: me to go into this? And they were like just
- 38:23Speaker 3: full blown into it, and he's like, oh, okay, so
- 38:26Speaker 3: you you want the you want the full Cage experience,
- 38:29Speaker 3: Like I got it. I'm pretty sure that's what we
- 38:31Speaker 3: were talking about. I'd have to go listen to it,
- 38:33Speaker 3: but yeah, he's just it's just so good. I was
- 38:37Speaker 3: watching it last night. I think this was the third
- 38:40Speaker 3: time I had watched it, and I'm fucking cackling every
- 38:43Speaker 3: single time he pops up. He plays this such a
- 38:47Speaker 3: razor thin line of being completely horrifying, but I'm I'm
- 38:51Speaker 3: kind of also you're kind of funny at the same time. Yeah,
- 38:54Speaker 3: like you didn't get that vibe. Oh yeah, no.
- 38:57Speaker 2: And one of the things that I said was he's
- 39:01Speaker 2: getting mileage out of those prosthetic gums and fangs. Just
- 39:07Speaker 2: like every chance he get, he is like babboon grit
- 39:13Speaker 2: like folding his fucking teeth, like lips back so you
- 39:18Speaker 2: can get all up in that mouth. Like he was
- 39:22Speaker 2: doing that almost more than talking.
- 39:25Speaker 3: Yeah, which is great. And he's got the you know,
- 39:27Speaker 3: a little bit longer fingers and the nails, the hair
- 39:30Speaker 3: slicked back, and he really proves that he can be
- 39:34Speaker 3: funny and then immediately unsettling, which reinforces the central idea
- 39:38Speaker 3: of the movie. As Dracula as a monster, he's a manipulator.
- 39:42Speaker 3: And the manipulation is where the movie's themes really start
- 39:45Speaker 3: to come through here, because at its core, Renfield is,
- 39:49Speaker 3: you know, being stuck in a toxic relationship that is
- 39:51Speaker 3: actively destroying you. As I mentioned a few minutes ago,
- 39:54Speaker 3: he isolates Renfield. He convinces him that everything is his fault,
- 39:58Speaker 3: that he needs him. I mean, this is textbook emotional abuse,
- 40:02Speaker 3: and the movie doesn't just use that as the background,
- 40:04Speaker 3: It builds the entire story around Renfield trying to break
- 40:08Speaker 3: free from it. Like, I never thought there would be
- 40:10Speaker 3: this much subtext in a Dracula movie and commentary on
- 40:14Speaker 3: real things that people experience.
- 40:17Speaker 2: And in a Dracula comedy movie, right, Like there is
- 40:23Speaker 2: no need for the story to go so deep and
- 40:26Speaker 2: what is essentially a full blown blood bath of insanity.
- 40:31Speaker 3: But here we are, you know, yeah.
- 40:33Speaker 2: That would be like Twilight commenting on wealth inequality. Like
- 40:37Speaker 2: it just doesn't really fit.
- 40:39Speaker 3: It doesn't fit, but here it fits perfectly in here
- 40:42Speaker 3: because there's a surprising amount of sincerity, like under all
- 40:45Speaker 3: the gore in comedy, it's a story about reclaiming yourself
- 40:50Speaker 3: and who you are instead of letting someone else tell
- 40:53Speaker 3: you who you are, which I find fascinating. I mean,
- 40:56Speaker 3: in Brinfield, I think he was ninety years about what
- 41:00Speaker 3: he said. He's been in this toxic relationship for ninety
- 41:03Speaker 3: fucking years. I mean, you're My heart goes out to Ranfield.
- 41:07Speaker 3: I'm like, I was in a toxic relationship for like
- 41:09Speaker 3: two years and that was enough. I couldn't I can
- 41:12Speaker 3: imagine doing it for ninety I.
- 41:14Speaker 2: Got so You've mentioned it a few times, and I
- 41:18Speaker 2: would like to go into this a little bit. The
- 41:22Speaker 2: gore and the blood. My god, the choreography of this
- 41:28Speaker 2: movie to lead up to the blood and gore is
- 41:33Speaker 2: so fucking sick, Like like these fight scenes. I'm just
- 41:40Speaker 2: sitting there like John Wick, who like, god damn, beating
- 41:46Speaker 2: a man with his own arms is next fucking level.
- 41:51Speaker 2: And just everybody getting thrown around and like chopping a
- 41:56Speaker 2: man's arms off with a fucking dinner plate, like, oh,
- 42:00Speaker 2: it's so well, and that's it's just so good and
- 42:03Speaker 2: it flows so like they fit so many fight scenes
- 42:07Speaker 2: into this movie, like oh yeah, a matrix level of
- 42:11Speaker 2: fight scenes in this movie.
- 42:14Speaker 3: Which is crazy because that was actually like my next point,
- 42:17Speaker 3: because it is a horror comedy, but the movie goes
- 42:20Speaker 3: like when it goes violent, it goes fucking violent. You know,
- 42:23Speaker 3: we're talking flying lembs, bodies, exploding fights that feel more
- 42:27Speaker 3: like looney tubes filtered through a fucking R rating. It is.
- 42:30Speaker 3: It's insane. I mean the opening to this movie, you
- 42:33Speaker 3: get to see Nicholas Cage as Dracula turn into bats,
- 42:37Speaker 3: turn into smoke, go into the priest's mouth and he
- 42:39Speaker 3: fucking explodes. I was. I was like, Okay, I know
- 42:43Speaker 3: what I'm getting into for this movie. If this is
- 42:45Speaker 3: the level that we're maintaining, I am fucking in for
- 42:49Speaker 3: this movie.
- 42:50Speaker 2: If I had that power, amongst the myriad of others,
- 42:53Speaker 2: that's the only way I would kill people. That's like
- 42:57Speaker 2: like smoke, internal explosion. Yeah, no, fuck, Like that's the
- 43:02Speaker 2: most terrifying.
- 43:04Speaker 3: That is horrifying. Uh and that and Gabby mentioned this
- 43:08Speaker 3: on the Fright Night episode, but that actually was a
- 43:10Speaker 3: character from Fright Night all grown up as playing the
- 43:13Speaker 3: priest who got exploded. Uh. But what's funny is like
- 43:17Speaker 3: the movie is not trying to be grounded in these moments,
- 43:20Speaker 3: and it's so it's fascinating because in so many cases
- 43:23Speaker 3: it is grounded with the subtext and the themes, but
- 43:27Speaker 3: then you get to this heightened violence and it's just
- 43:30Speaker 3: leaning into the excess, like let's just go. And that's
- 43:33Speaker 3: probably where the sixty five million dollar budget comes in.
- 43:36Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was very much like once the
- 43:40Speaker 2: action scenes happened, it was like, okay, we'll take the
- 43:44Speaker 2: collar off now, like well, whoah, we'll let the pit
- 43:46Speaker 2: bull go and just let and just let it fucking
- 43:50Speaker 2: do its carnage and then all even gotta put the
- 43:54Speaker 2: collar back and like take it over to the next area.
- 43:58Speaker 2: But then it's like, all right, collar off.
- 43:59Speaker 3: To And I think one of the most subtle change
- 44:04Speaker 3: not changes, but one of the coolest things they did
- 44:06Speaker 3: with Renfield is that you know, he eats bugs for
- 44:10Speaker 3: the most part and every other iteration, and they use
- 44:13Speaker 3: that here to give him the powers of Dracula, which
- 44:17Speaker 3: was such a great touch. I love that, you know,
- 44:20Speaker 3: he has to eat a bug, he gets Dracula's powers
- 44:23Speaker 3: for a bit, and that's how he's able to do
- 44:25Speaker 3: all this superhuman shit.
- 44:27Speaker 2: And it seems like size of the bug gives.
- 44:31Speaker 3: It does size of the power. It does seem like
- 44:34Speaker 3: that because fucking Teddy Lobo at one point or whatever
- 44:37Speaker 3: his name is, like sniffs of milliped up his nose
- 44:41Speaker 3: when that final battle happens at their at their estate,
- 44:44Speaker 3: and I was like, oh God, and then all of
- 44:46Speaker 3: the other you know, gangsters come out and they're all
- 44:49Speaker 3: they've all got, you know, Dracula powers as well, which
- 44:52Speaker 3: is which is fucking wild, but I think.
- 44:54Speaker 2: Which it also is kind of funny to me because
- 44:58Speaker 2: in that moment, you know, when everybody's special. Nobody's special, right,
- 45:03Speaker 2: and it it kind of it almost in the most
- 45:07Speaker 2: comedic way, invalidates all of Renfield's powers and shit because
- 45:13Speaker 2: it's like, oh, well, Dracula can do this to anybody.
- 45:16Speaker 2: You're You're really not all that special right where, And
- 45:21Speaker 2: it almost feels like he is special because Dracula has
- 45:26Speaker 2: chosen to torment this guy. Dracula can torment anybody, right,
- 45:31Speaker 2: but he chose to torment Renfield.
- 45:34Speaker 3: Right, and he makes him feel so inferior by giving
- 45:37Speaker 3: that power to all of those people. And it's a
- 45:41Speaker 3: it's a very and I love the moment too, where
- 45:43Speaker 3: you know, Teddy's like, oh, dracula powers are awesome, and
- 45:47Speaker 3: Renfield's like, yeah, they come with a cost though, and
- 45:49Speaker 3: then he realizes that in that moment, and then you
- 45:52Speaker 3: get one of the just the best scenes I think
- 45:54Speaker 3: in the movie. And the CG in some instances is
- 45:57Speaker 3: a little wonky, but it's forgivable because of how ridiculous
- 46:01Speaker 3: it is. He gets kicked in the stomach and you
- 46:04Speaker 3: cut to that X ray shot.
- 46:06Speaker 2: Of all the Mortal Kombat and then he.
- 46:10Speaker 3: Vomits and shits at the same time. You're just like
- 46:13Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, Yeah, like, I know that is.
- 46:18Speaker 2: The most CG liquid I've ever seen, but because of
- 46:21Speaker 2: how you did it, it's fucking hilarious. Like I will
- 46:26Speaker 2: take bad CG if it's bad and genuinely funny, right,
- 46:30Speaker 2: but I will not take bad CIG when it's meant
- 46:34Speaker 2: in earnest.
- 46:35Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're exactly if it's if it's a little gumby,
- 46:39Speaker 3: but you're doing wild shit. Like the whole scene too,
- 46:41Speaker 3: when Renfield rips off the CoP's arms and he's just
- 46:45Speaker 3: smacking him around with his own arms. I'm like, this
- 46:47Speaker 3: doesn't look great, but it's fucking hilarious.
- 46:50Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I know, I know he's holding big green
- 46:55Speaker 2: foam bats, right, but I don't care because this, like
- 47:02Speaker 2: beating a man to death with his own arms or
- 47:06Speaker 2: in action movies, any of his own body parts, Yeah,
- 47:09Speaker 2: is automatically the most awesome thing you can do. In
- 47:13Speaker 2: the moment it goes like, beat a man to death
- 47:16Speaker 2: with his own body parts, walk away from explosions without
- 47:19Speaker 2: looking like that's that's as cool as it gets.
- 47:22Speaker 3: Yeah, one and two, that's it. And you know there
- 47:27Speaker 3: are some tonal shifts of course in this movie. You
- 47:29Speaker 3: have the like we were talking about, you gotta put
- 47:31Speaker 3: the collar back on, And I feel like that's where
- 47:33Speaker 3: it wobbles just a bit. You know, you go from
- 47:36Speaker 3: serious to hilarious to full blown chaos. Then there's multiple stories,
- 47:41Speaker 3: and I think that is might be why people are
- 47:43Speaker 3: turned off from this movie, because it doesn't have that
- 47:45Speaker 3: great of ratings, to be honest. But and and that's
- 47:50Speaker 3: where I think the movie either wins you over or
- 47:52Speaker 3: loses you. I can look past some of the things
- 47:54Speaker 3: that I don't really like just because I'm having so
- 47:57Speaker 3: much fun. Sure, the aquafine storyline kind of unnecessary. The gangsters,
- 48:03Speaker 3: I mean, it works, but I think it's kind of like,
- 48:07Speaker 3: I don't think we needed to include all of the gangsters.
- 48:09Speaker 3: It literally could have just been Teddy Lobo and his
- 48:12Speaker 3: mom and that, you know, Like so I think I.
- 48:14Speaker 2: Think that I think the reason that they couldn't do
- 48:16Speaker 2: Teddy Lobo and his mom only is because it would
- 48:21Speaker 2: feel way too much like kick Ass.
- 48:24Speaker 3: Ah. I didn't even think about that.
- 48:27Speaker 2: Because like, it's not New York, it's uh New Orleans. Yeah,
- 48:32Speaker 2: but like Gangster's super kingpin parent spoiled rich ass child
- 48:40Speaker 2: fighting against the quote unquote superpowered protagonist who's going through
- 48:46Speaker 2: his own shit with Nicholas Cage.
- 48:49Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he is in that movie. Oh shit, right,
- 48:53Speaker 3: he's in that movie, right, kick ass is Yeah, okay,
- 48:55Speaker 3: all right, that makes sense. Then that makes sense. Very
- 48:59Speaker 3: good point, very good point. So it's not a perfectly
- 49:02Speaker 3: clean movie. And I think the biggest issue is focused.
- 49:04Speaker 3: You know, it can be. There's a lot of storyline
- 49:07Speaker 3: is kind of competing for attention, and they don't all
- 49:11Speaker 3: feel equally developed. Sometimes it's like a character study, then
- 49:15Speaker 3: it's an action movie, then it's a satire. So the
- 49:17Speaker 3: transitions between those are a little little wonky. But at
- 49:21Speaker 3: the same time, for me at least, I do think
- 49:24Speaker 3: the messiness is part of the charm. It's it's throwing
- 49:26Speaker 3: a lot at the wall, and I would say about
- 49:28Speaker 3: ninety percent of it is sticking to the wall. And
- 49:31Speaker 3: oh yeah, for sure, I am absolutely satisfied.
- 49:35Speaker 2: What And like you said, with the tonal shifts being wonky,
- 49:40Speaker 2: that's kind of why they work is because it's not
- 49:43Speaker 2: like a jarring tonal shift, right, Like the scene before
- 49:47Speaker 2: the tonal shift is at least going to halfway lead
- 49:52Speaker 2: into the tonal shift.
- 49:53Speaker 3: Yep.
- 49:54Speaker 2: So like Dracula comes in and kills the entire support group,
- 49:59Speaker 2: and then you get the tonal shift of the unsteady
- 50:03Speaker 2: relationship between Aquafina and Renfield to establish the tonal shift
- 50:09Speaker 2: later of them becoming friends. Like it. It works. It's
- 50:14Speaker 2: just drunk.
- 50:17Speaker 3: That is the perfect way to put it. It's like
- 50:19Speaker 3: a drunk man narrating you a story. It's not really
- 50:22Speaker 3: gonna make sense, but it is a lot of You'll.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Get there and it'll be fun.
- 50:26Speaker 3: You'll get there and it'll be fun. Some other some
- 50:30Speaker 3: random notes that I have that I want to kind
- 50:31Speaker 3: of go through. I think I hit all of my
- 50:33Speaker 3: main points about the story. Oh yeah, the last thing
- 50:38Speaker 3: I wanted to say about the full story is I
- 50:41Speaker 3: just love how this takes a character that's usually overlooked
- 50:44Speaker 3: gives him a full arc, a real struggle, and a
- 50:46Speaker 3: reason to exist beyond Dracula. And honestly, it's one of
- 50:49Speaker 3: the most entertaining Dracula movies performances in quite some time.
- 50:54Speaker 3: Because Dracula movies are pretty formulaic. You have the ones
- 50:58Speaker 3: that stand out, you know what we do in The
- 50:59Speaker 3: Shadow Afflicted. You have these movies that definitely stand out
- 51:03Speaker 3: from the pack with Dracula, but they are a lot
- 51:06Speaker 3: of them are just very formulaic, and I love this
- 51:08Speaker 3: one for doing something just so wildly different. I do
- 51:12Speaker 3: especially love, though, the recreation scenes from the nineteen thirty
- 51:17Speaker 3: one Dracula movie that they do with Nicholas Cage and
- 51:21Speaker 3: or sorry, oh yeah, Nicolas Cage and Nicholas Holt. They
- 51:23Speaker 3: do a couple of them, and they're fucking incredible black
- 51:26Speaker 3: and white on the big staircase. That was amazing. I
- 51:31Speaker 3: loved seeing those. I remember seeing those in theaters and
- 51:33Speaker 3: I was like, oh, we're we're going here, Okay, We're
- 51:36Speaker 3: We're like yeah.
- 51:37Speaker 2: And when I saw it in theaters the first time,
- 51:40Speaker 2: I thought, especially the one on the staircase, I was like, oh,
- 51:45Speaker 2: they got permission to use the og. Yeah. And then
- 51:49Speaker 2: and then the next one happened and it was like
- 51:52Speaker 2: Nicholas Cage, Nicholas Holt, and I'm like, oh no, they
- 51:55Speaker 2: just redid it.
- 51:58Speaker 3: They redid it. I also love that opposed to most
- 52:03Speaker 3: Dracula films, which are dark and gothic and brooding, did
- 52:07Speaker 3: you notice like how bright and vibrant this movie is.
- 52:11Speaker 3: Like in that club where they all get attacked, There's
- 52:14Speaker 3: so many places in this movie, you know, like Renfield department.
- 52:17Speaker 3: It's such a bright like vampire movie. It's the complete off.
- 52:21Speaker 2: So so you've got you've got Renfield's life, which he's
- 52:25Speaker 2: trying to make brighter and more human and more alive.
- 52:29Speaker 2: But even in the dark Dracula bit, it's all like
- 52:36Speaker 2: new Goth like it's that like bright colors like those,
- 52:43Speaker 2: like it's almost cyber goth Dracula. Oh I like that
- 52:48Speaker 2: just but then you get, you know, the the classic
- 52:52Speaker 2: Gothic Dracula. But I think that's why they when they
- 52:56Speaker 2: had him as the creepy skin mon version is when
- 53:01Speaker 2: they started introducing those colors, right, so they could be like, yeah,
- 53:07Speaker 2: it's almost a visual visual cue to me of this
- 53:11Speaker 2: ain't your Grandma's Dracula.
- 53:13Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's a.
- 53:14Speaker 2: We're we're we're just a little bit different Dracula because
- 53:19Speaker 2: they're because of the colors that they're using. Even like
- 53:23Speaker 2: I loved the fucking Giant Throne of sipped blood bags.
- 53:30Speaker 2: Oh that was so great, but it was so fucking
- 53:32Speaker 2: cool because like did he drink those blood bags or
- 53:37Speaker 2: were they empty blood bags? That Renfield was just like, no,
- 53:40Speaker 2: this is the perfect touch, Like how did those get there?
- 53:44Speaker 2: I want to know the decoration side of this hospital.
- 53:50Speaker 3: And I really love too that you you see him,
- 53:54Speaker 3: you know, he gets burnt by the sun and the opening,
- 53:57Speaker 3: and I also really love they established that he can
- 53:59Speaker 3: turn into he can turn into smoke. Sunlight affects him
- 54:02Speaker 3: all within the first few minutes, and he's just this wretched,
- 54:06Speaker 3: decrepit creature that slowly cut like you know, gets back
- 54:11Speaker 3: to full power, which is something I mean, I'm sure
- 54:14Speaker 3: there's iterations out there that do something like this, but
- 54:17Speaker 3: usually Dracula's just Dracula and then he burns up by
- 54:20Speaker 3: the end or whatever. So seeing him and what did
- 54:23Speaker 3: he say when Renfields he's on the ground and he's
- 54:26Speaker 3: all skin and just like bones, and Renfield says something
- 54:30Speaker 3: and he's like, I'm not okay or whatever he says,
- 54:33Speaker 3: and then he goes back to this hospital where he
- 54:35Speaker 3: slowly starts to regain power, and then of course by
- 54:38Speaker 3: the end he's ready to go dressed in that right
- 54:42Speaker 3: red and black suit, which was such a great touch.
- 54:45Speaker 3: So I love that you get to see him at
- 54:47Speaker 3: his weakest and then at his most powerful, and then
- 54:50Speaker 3: you have a cyclical plot. You know, at the beginning
- 54:53Speaker 3: of the movie, he's stuck in that circle of whatever,
- 54:56Speaker 3: and then by the end of the movie he gets
- 54:58Speaker 3: stuck in it again. And then they just go ham
- 55:00Speaker 3: the chainsaws, hammers fucking everything, and then I think.
- 55:05Speaker 2: They mace ale.
- 55:07Speaker 3: Yeah, they literally chop him up into tiny bits and
- 55:10Speaker 3: throw him throw some concrete over him, because they're like,
- 55:13Speaker 3: I don't know if this is gonna kill him.
- 55:17Speaker 2: Not just throw some concrete over him, but turn him
- 55:19Speaker 2: into concrete ice cubes, so that when they pour him
- 55:24Speaker 2: into the fucking sewer, like, he gets scattered.
- 55:28Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like he this might keep him at
- 55:30Speaker 3: bay for a while. And I like that they didn't
- 55:33Speaker 3: officially establish what canon can't kill him because it feels
- 55:38Speaker 3: like it's afflicted like he is is. He's just immortal.
- 55:42Speaker 3: I don't think there's actually a way to kill him,
- 55:44Speaker 3: especially from the beginning when he literally had skin hanging
- 55:48Speaker 3: off of his bones.
- 55:49Speaker 2: And yeah, I mean he will he will eventually reconstitute, right,
- 55:56Speaker 2: but I think it will be long after the heat
- 55:59Speaker 2: death of the universe.
- 56:02Speaker 3: So sunlight obviously hurts him. His blood has healing qualities.
- 56:07Speaker 3: He has to be invited into someone's home. Did you
- 56:09Speaker 3: notice anymore? Was it? Was there anything else? I don't
- 56:12Speaker 3: They didn't really go full into the Lord.
- 56:15Speaker 2: No. I think I.
- 56:17Speaker 3: Don't remember any mention of garlic.
- 56:20Speaker 2: No, but I'm I'm guessing the wooden steaks just based
- 56:24Speaker 2: on what the priest had. It looked like flaming wooden
- 56:29Speaker 2: steaks that he was shooting.
- 56:30Speaker 3: Okay, holy water, Yeah, I don't know if they mentioned
- 56:33Speaker 3: holy water. I don't. I just want to.
- 56:37Speaker 2: Don't they don't they pour a jug of holy water
- 56:40Speaker 2: into something? Oh?
- 56:41Speaker 3: Yeah, they pour They think they pour the holy water
- 56:42Speaker 3: into the concrete, right, isn't that what they do? Yeah?
- 56:45Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so yeah, holy water.
- 56:48Speaker 3: Mentioned, holy water mentioned, and then there was one oh
- 56:51Speaker 3: and I and how they love how they modernized the
- 56:54Speaker 3: being welcomed into someone someone's home. Because Renfield's apartment has
- 56:58Speaker 3: that little mad outside. He's like, thank you for the
- 57:03Speaker 3: invitation to come in. Oh, it's so good. It's just
- 57:07Speaker 3: so much fun. And it brings me back to something
- 57:12Speaker 3: I've said. I said a lot. It's just I sometimes
- 57:15Speaker 3: I feel people don't know how to enjoy, just enjoy
- 57:19Speaker 3: a movie. It's I mean, it's Nick Cage's Dracula. You
- 57:22Speaker 3: should know what you're getting into. Just from that alone.
- 57:25Speaker 2: It's and That's the thing is a lot of people
- 57:28Speaker 2: don't know how to enjoy Nicholas Cage. That's true, Like
- 57:31Speaker 2: he is, he is a very acquired taste for most people.
- 57:37Speaker 3: That's true because he.
- 57:39Speaker 2: Is such a wide and varied range of an actor.
- 57:45Speaker 3: You're not wrong. I mean you look at him in
- 57:47Speaker 3: National Treasure, and he plays that pretty straight. You know,
- 57:50Speaker 3: he's he's he's not very cagey in that movie. You
- 57:53Speaker 3: look at something like Mandy, and I would say that's
- 57:56Speaker 3: the full level of Nicholas Cage is something like Mandy.
- 57:59Speaker 3: Could he goes fucking insane in that movie.
- 58:02Speaker 2: Or the one that I mean probably most people would
- 58:08Speaker 2: have him from fucking ghost Rider. Yeah, like he swings
- 58:13Speaker 2: both ways on that, Like you get some real straight
- 58:16Speaker 2: Nicholas Cage, but then like just off on the next scene.
- 58:21Speaker 2: He is wiggedy, wackeny nikky Cage.
- 58:24Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I agree. I never saw knowing, uh, which
- 58:29Speaker 3: I don't think.
- 58:30Speaker 2: I don't think it's a good that that movie was
- 58:32Speaker 2: a hunk of fuck.
- 58:34Speaker 3: I don't think it's a good.
- 58:36Speaker 2: No, you should watch it because it's a hunk of
- 58:39Speaker 2: fucking ship. But it's a special hunk of shit, So
- 58:44Speaker 2: it is exactly the same energy as the Happening, okay,
- 58:50Speaker 2: but with Nick Cage okay, and and a little bit more,
- 58:56Speaker 2: a little bit more sci fi.
- 58:58Speaker 3: Yeah, he has so many credits it's almost impossible to
- 59:01Speaker 3: watch every single thing he's ever done.
- 59:02Speaker 2: He's gotta have what like like two hundred plus.
- 59:05Speaker 3: Looks like for for I mean he's got a total
- 59:08Speaker 3: of five hundred and thirteen credits, but one hundred and
- 59:10Speaker 3: twenty nine for acting specifically, so which is pretty crazy.
- 59:15Speaker 3: I mean, he's still I still need to see Dream Scenario.
- 59:18Speaker 3: I've been wanting to see that one for so long.
- 59:20Speaker 2: That movie. That's a fun time. It does it does
- 59:24Speaker 2: get kind of dark, oh what it is, but it's
- 59:28Speaker 2: that's a fun movie. I would highly suggest it. I'm
- 59:31Speaker 2: pretty sure it's still on HBO.
- 59:32Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I'm probably gonna go on a Nick Cage
- 59:35Speaker 3: bench here because I do. But you're right, I mean,
- 59:37Speaker 3: he he you never really know what you're gonna get
- 59:41Speaker 3: with him. I just think I don't know. I guess
- 59:44Speaker 3: I've seen enough to know that, like Nick Cage's Dracula,
- 59:47Speaker 3: I have a pretty good idea of what I'm going
- 59:49Speaker 3: to get. And it was pretty it was pretty spot on,
- 59:52Speaker 3: to be honest. So I think that's all I've got
- 59:55Speaker 3: for Renfield. Any other any other points or things you
- 59:58Speaker 3: wanted to mention before we wrap up?
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: I mean, this is this is I I don't think
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: I've said this too much this year, but this is
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: a this is a must watch. I would say, like
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: it's it's just a good ass time. Pair it with
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: any other vampire movie, any other Nick Cage movie. Really
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: it's but it's throw it on at the end because
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: it's a good palate cleanser, like to say, this is
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: a turn your brain off, have fun with the ride.
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: Like this movie isn't gonna make you really like, yeah,
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: there's some real like shrink stuff going on, right, but
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: you don't have to take that with you, Like, this
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: isn't a movie that's gonna burden you, Like it's not
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: gonna hold a mirror up to you. It's let's just
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: have a fun ass time and there are no consequences,
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: Like that's that's what this movie is.
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: If I was ever doing like a midnight you know,
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: like a midnight movie marathon where you where you did
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: like four movies or something like that, I would end
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: with this movie. You know, like this This would be
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: the ending movie to leave everyone on just a high
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: note because it's just so wacky and goofy. So other
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: than that, I think that's all we've got. So that
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: is Renfield from twenty twenty three. Let's move on to
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: the final cut actually have three solid taglines. Sucks to
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: be him, stop serving, start living, and behind every great
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: monster is an overlook sidekick. I like all three of those. Yeah,
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: those are good trivia. Despite a history of turning down
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: non leading roles in studio films, Nicholas Cage signed on
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: to play Dracula. It was a lifelong dream of his
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: to portray the legendary figure, and then the original Bromstroker's
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: Dracula novel, Renfield is described as being at least the
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: age of fifty nine. Many adaptations, however, depict him as
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: a younger man and also having a prior connection to
- 1:01:59Speaker 3: Count Dracula before being locked up in the insane asylum
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: that is overlooked by doctor John Seward. The circumstances of
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: Renfield meeting Dracula and falling under his control are presented
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: as an extended reference to know to how Dracula nineteen
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: thirty one depicted these events. Several key shots from the
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: nineteen thirty one film are even recreated, with Holton Cage
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: in place of Dwight Fry and Bella Lagosi. Likewise, they
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: play music from Swan Lake, which is a shout at
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: the fact that the music was used for the opening
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: credits in the nineteen thirty one movie. In an interview
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: with Colleider, director Chris McKay admitted that this film is
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: actually intended to serve as a direct sequel to Todd
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: Browning's Dracula from nineteen thirty one. McKay had also attempted
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: to have the film's trailers and poster refer to this fact,
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: but that did ultimately not pan out. It happens, and
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: this is actually a really funny one. Nicholas Cage's uncle,
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: Francis Fortcapbola, directed brom Circus Dracula nineteen ninety two. The
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: studio wanted Nick Kay instead of Keanu Reeves to play
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: Jonathan Harker, but Kabola did not want to work with
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: him after their bad experience on Peggy Sue Got Married.
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: That would make me like that movie infinitely more, because
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: no offense to Keanu Reeves, he has the most fuck
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: awful accent in that movie.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: All offense meant to us because because people fucking flaming
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: him for that for years turned him into the actor
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: he is fair enough. Sometimes you got a bully Hollywood.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: Oh goodness, I do have a real quick take oh
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: for you, only because you mentioned Nick Cage in a
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: non leading role, which caused my brain to remember something
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: that I thought about. Sure, when Nick Cage is the
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: horribly disgusting skin monster, I am almost positive that that
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: is what Osgod Perkins selected to base the makeup off
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: of Four Long Lives, because because the face shape is
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: almost exactly the same, and they both say Hail Satan.
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: They do. That's right. He says Hail Satan at the
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: end of both movies. That's hilarious. So shit all right.
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: Rated six point four out of ten on IMDb for
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: our purposes of the unimarea index. That is a three
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: point two out of five, two point nine out of
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: five on Letterbox, fifty eight percent on the Tomato Meter,
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: seventy eight percent audience score. The audience understood the assignment.
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: What did you give the corey?
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: My original scoring for it was a five out of five.
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: WHOA My current scoring for it is still a five
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: out of what am and I know this doesn't counter
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: toward the Nightmare Index, but Jessica's rating for it is
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: also a five out of five.
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: Holy shit, Okay, well I have given it a four
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: point five. So not only is that a frightmar certified
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: slap oh man, that gives us a nightmare index of
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: three point nine. We brought this from a two point
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: nine out of five to a three point nine out
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: of That's what the nightmare index is all about. I
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: forgot to take a picture of where of the nightmare index,
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: but three point nine is probably in the top three.
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: I think there's only one movie above that. I think
- 1:05:30Speaker 3: Don of the Dead is a three point seven to eight,
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: and then how Sue is like a four point one,
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: so this might be number two. I will have to
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: get with the corrections department and get that on next
- 1:05:41Speaker 3: week's episode. But three point nine is fucking up there.
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: Oh boy, that makes me so happy. Similar movies. According
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: to IMDb, this is where it gets really weird. The
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, I get it. Nick Cage
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: is in it, the Last Voyage of the Demeter Cool
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: Not at the Cabin, day Shift, and then Abigail I
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: knock at the cabin, not seeing the connection there similar movies,
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: according to Letterbox, we have Van Helsing Blade, Trinity, Abigail
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: venom Let, there be carnage and Cocaine Bear. I don't
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: know what's going on here.
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: Maybe for the violence levels, I guess.
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: Do you have any funny reviews? Good sir?
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: Yes?
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: I have.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: Let me see four and lesson Eric.
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: He has been watching a lot of the movies we
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: have been watching recently. All right, so I also have
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: five as I typically have. So why don't you kick
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: us off?
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: A half star from Josie Martinez Aquafina is in it,
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: so I it is not just me. Lots of people
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: don't like her.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair. Uh what do we get? What do
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: we get three and a half stars from? In d
- 1:06:59Speaker 3: C three two zero zero two? Thought it was going
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: to be about gas lighting bosses, but it's actually a
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: beautiful metaphor for the death of ska music, and I
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: don't I don't understand that. Can you provide any context?
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: Yes?
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: Okay?
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: So okay, how how far back you want to go?
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: Just a brief I don't know, okay.
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: So, ska is a genre of music best known for
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: its plucky guitar and horn section. Right, yeah, yeah, so
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: you know SKA. I know SCA for sure. Yeah. Okay.
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: So after third wave SKA, which was the SKA that
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: happened in like the nineties where you got like Real
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: Big Fish and the Aquabats and all of those bands,
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: that's what was considered the death of SKA. That like
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: ultra commercialization into like everything's on a Tony Hawk soundtrack now,
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: YadA YadA.
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: So it was like the death of.
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: SKA because kind of everybody stopped performing it. It hit
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: a peek and YadA YadA. But the argument, just as
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: in the nineties, it was punk's not dead. The real
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: argument is SKA is not dead because there's plenty of
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: bands out there that are still making SKA. Just it's
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: in the rock genre. It's one of the lesser respected
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: subgenres of rock and punk music.
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: All Right, all right, what do you got?
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: A half star review from j Quizzle? What the fuck? Nicholas?
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: I either Nicholas, I suppose.
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: Yeah, which one are we talking about here? Three stars
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: from Evasive. The craziest thing about this movie is that
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: Aquafina is a cop. Yeah. I'm not really buying that
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: either honestly.
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: Five star and a heart from Star five bags of
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: popcorn and a few bugcann.
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: The perfect fucking food for this movie, let's see. Three
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: stars from Geaba. I want Nicholas Cage to gaslight me
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: so bad.
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: A five star review from Andrew the Manned. He put
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: his whole kjusy into this film.
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: No, oh, that's a good one.
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: He was a very cunty Dracula.
- 1:09:34Speaker 3: He served a lot of cunt Three stars from nat
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: This this one's just vulgar. Nicholas Holt can rearrange my
- 1:09:41Speaker 3: guts any day. Jesus all right.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: When a surprising review Eric Cloud, what do we got?
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: What do we got?
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: Two stars? Oh forgot to long? The gore blood was funny,
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: nothing else was.
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: Oh see, we almost always disagree on movies. That's why
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: I was so surprised we agreed un afflicted uh three
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: and a half from Zara. Gwen spent most of the
- 1:10:11Speaker 3: movie wondering how Nicholas Holt was planning on chloroforming a
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: bus full of cheerleaders. I love that He's like, bring
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: me a bus full of cheerleaders, and then he's at
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: that bar and a bus full of cheerleaders just goes by.
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- 1:11:04Speaker 3: In from two thousand and eight as our international pick.
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- 1:11:34Speaker 3: rent it for two ninety nine on Apple and three
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- 1:11:39Speaker 2: Also something else to check. It's not always there, but
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: an invaluable resource is the Library of Congress. They have
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: digitized so many fucking movies that you can find, Okay,
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: just for like archival preservation. So look, there you go,
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: especially if it's an international movie that came over to
- 1:11:59Speaker 2: the state.
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: Yeah, because it is a Sweedish movie. So yeah, that's
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: gonna do it. So until next week, stay tuned and
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: stay spooky your full power.
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: Wow, that's so weird. Why would you phrase it like that,
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: But yes, he's right.
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