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Father's Day Special · Nick and Kristen in the Podcast

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  Hello and welcome to Nick and Kristen in the podcast, yet
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  another episode and today's episode is the Father's Day
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  special. Yes, happy Father's Day early.
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  Yes, it's on Sunday and I, I put in so much work in the birth of
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  our daughter. I was there for three minutes
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  and and then I was, I was at the end when the when the baby
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  popped out. Right, it was, and it's been
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  easy since. Yeah, it's definitely.
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  Yeah, it's it's easier than yours job, that's for sure.
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  Yeah. You have to deal with emotions
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  and stuff. I just get to push her around
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  and tickle her. But yeah.
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  So I thought we'd make some, have some fun Father's Day stuff
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  that we're going to do. And we'll tell the classic
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  Father's Day story of my tradition on Father's Day.
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  And then maybe you'll tell me the surprise this year early.
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  No. OK, first they have a list of
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  hot Disney dads. So I want you to rank.
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  I want you to rank the Disney dads by their hotness and
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  dadness. OK, I don't think any of them
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  are hot. So they're cartoons, You're
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  going to have to deal with it. You have to, you have to choose
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  somebody. So out of 10 you're ranking for
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  dadness? Like how good of a dad they are
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  and hotness first one, King Triton.
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  Well, not hot. Not hot, I'll give me a number.
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  2. Two Triton's not how he's
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  ripped. He's a merman.
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  And then dadness scale. He's a good dad.
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  Yeah, he is. He's a good dad in the sense
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  that he has some strict roles like you don't go up to the sea
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  or to the the surface. Yeah, you don't go to the
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  surface, like clear boundary. And also he doesn't want her
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  interacting with humans. Why?
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  Because we know that the mom of Ariel died like in a net or
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  something like that. It's in a prequel but she so
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  obviously he's traumatized but but he has good ground rules and
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  it's to keep her safe because he loves her.
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  Do you think he overreacted about the statue?
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  There, yes, of course, but all parents overreacted some point
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  in another and he felt immediately bad afterwards and
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  he wanted to apologize, which shows great repair and he loves
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  music and nurturing her singing career.
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  So I would say 7 out of 10 Dad, all right.
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  That's pretty good, King Frederick Rapunzel's dad from
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  Tangled. We don't see him with anything
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  and. We've watched the show. 0
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  hotness because I don't even know what he looks like and 0
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  dadness because I don't see him be a dad.
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  The baby. Was still not the movie Tangled,
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  but we watch there's a show. I haven't seen it enough.
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  Oh, OK, so I was going to say. The baby was stolen underneath
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  his nose while she was in the room with him, and there was an
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  open window. There was an open window next to
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  the crib. So I'm going to say 0 out of 10
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  on the dad scale. OK.
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  Bell's dad, Maurice. Oh boy.
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  Well, zero on the hotness scale. How dare short fat yeah.
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  Hey, come on. And 0 dad skills.
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  I mean no you know what? I'll give him a I.
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  Thought it was a pretty I'll give him.
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  A5 because he's like, you know what?
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  You don't have to be like everybody else.
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  Yeah, be be. Yourself, all this kind of
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  stuff, she. Didn't get to be the smartest
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  person in the land or smartest woman in the land for no reason.
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  He nurtured that academic side of her great, good, fine,
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  everything, but totally useless in taking take care of himself.
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  He parentified Belle. He made Belle be like a parent
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  in the household. He did.
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  She didn't get to have a childhood.
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  She had to be his little sidekick and his little like,
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  oh, OK, I'll do absolutely everything for you.
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  It was a different time because he's useless.
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  Different time, Kristen. All right.
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  Anna and Elsa's dad, King Agnar. Hot in a scale and dad in a
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  scale. 5 on the hotness scale because I can't even remember
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  what he looks like, so I'm going neutral and yeah, a poor dad.
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  I'm going to say 3, OK? Explain.
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  So, OK, when you go to do something really dangerous
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  because the mom and dad died together trying to investigate
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  Elsa's powers, you don't go with both parents, OK?
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  You leave one. When you go die, you go one
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  parent at a time, right? And then you go, oh, man, that
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  was a disaster. At least there's one left,
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  right? So you don't go to parents at
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  one time. He also, like, had
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  misinformation about his whole childhood and all this kind of
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  stuff that he passed on to the girls.
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  He fed them a false history of the whole Kingdom.
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  And yeah, so I'm going to. And then he locked Elsa away and
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  told her not to use her powers, conceal, don't feel remember,
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  which was the absolute opposite that the rock guy told her to
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  do. Because remember, the rock guy
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  was like, let her nurture her powers.
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  She could fear them one day and that would be really bad.
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  And he's like what I heard you say was lock her up and tell her
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  that her parent powers are scary and like did the exact opposite.
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  And he was kind of like a Dick to his wife, who he didn't
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  realize had saved his life. Yeah, like the whole thing.
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  And now we're getting to the frozen.
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  Too, But. It's like, well.
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  That's where I see most of his stories.
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  Yes, it's just bad Dad. OK.
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  Can you tell me? We watched a lot of Disney
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  movies around here and we know. All these things.
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  All right, Mufasa is the final one.
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  Good. Dad OK. 8 out of 10 Dad OK?
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  What was the what's he losing points for?
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  He's losing points because I think he favored his son,
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  although we didn't get to see much of everything.
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  But he raised an entitled child. He was like, by the way, young,
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  by the way, young, young, little child, you're going to rule over
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  everyone and everything, so get used to it.
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  And then Symbol walked around. It's an entitled attitude
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  problem going I don't have to listen to you.
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  I don't have to listen to you. I'm the future king.
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  And like yes we all kind of spoil our child but that's why
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  Mufasa lose points. It was teaching him to be a good
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  king and then hotness scale. What do you think?
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  It's a tiger, so you. Were a lion, would you give?
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  It up. I mean he's the only lion in
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  there, remember he's the only male, so he's got 1000 females.
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  So zero out of on the hotness scale.
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  There's a scale for Disney nerds on who the hot dads.
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  So yeah. Do you have one that I left out?
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  Do you think that there's a a dad, the best dad in Disney?
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  It seems like Mufasa's got the highest score.
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  Mufasa. Also, Mufasa had the highest
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  score in the rankings. Oh, did he?
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  Yeah, he was 10 out of 10 on both.
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  Yeah, other than spoiling and entitling Simba, Yeah, he.
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  Did pretty good kid, you know like but he was teaching him a
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  good lesson a young. Child, by the way, you're better
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  than absolutely every person taught.
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  Him about the. Circle of life touches you're
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  going to own. Yeah.
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  And he was all like, oh, I don't have to listen to you, you, you.
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  Or you, They tell him about the circle of life.
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  The antelope eat the grass. Oh, that's.
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  Good. This is why he lost the two
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  points. Nick, I'm just saying, I don't
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  think he did raise an adult child.
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  He just there was a kid that he was just a kid, like being a
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  kid. All right?
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  Zeus was also on the list. What do you think about?
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  Zeus. Oh yeah, I mean Zeus.
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  No Zeus in any iteration. Zeus has never been a good dad.
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  That's a good point. So yeah, Father's Day special
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  going on. Let's take a break real quick to
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  tell you about dad's favorite basketball game and why you
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  should get tickets to go check out the Clark County Trash
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  Pandas. So the Clark County Trash Pandas
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  are a local basketball team that start off in March.
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  So season tickets go on sale in October.
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  You can start going to see games in March.
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  But they are a slam dunk for the Clark County basketball fans,
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  bringing professional basketball, family friendly
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  entertainment and a commitment to the community we call home.
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  So we got T-shirts from our buddy Brandon, who owns the
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  team, which is weird to say that we own know some of.
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  The I know an owner I. Know a basketball owner?
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  Yeah, but it's going to be super fun here for locals in Vancouver
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  and I know that if you want a shirt, you can go to
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  clarkcountytrashbandits.com and grab yourself a shirt.
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  We got one. I'm not going to show you it's
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  right over there, but I'm still. Go back a podcast.
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  Yeah, exactly what do dads want for?
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  Fathers, that's a great question.
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  So this is a question that gets asked every year about Mother's
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  Day. Like what do moms really, really
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  want to? Be left alone.
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  To be left alone. Yeah.
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  So dads, I thought this was an interesting list.
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  So they went and they asked a bunch.
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  They said like what do you want for Father's Day?
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  Here are the top answers. So go to a baseball game, eat
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  some hot dogs, enjoy some time with my kids away from screens.
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  OK, so spending time with family.
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  Yeah, I want to pack a cooler, go to a park, set up a grill,
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  cook some burgers, drink a beer or two, and hang out with my
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  wife and my daughter. So far lots of chill activities.
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  Yeah, he doesn't have to do much, just want to chill.
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  A day to read and write, paint or play video games.
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  OK. So alone time I'm assuming on
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  that one. Yeah, maybe.
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  Yeah, a sword. Who did these people pull so?
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  It's like a sword. It's like reminds me of that
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  commercial. It's like I should have bought a
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  Falcon or it's like the guy that like.
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  Well, I technically wanted a light sword for most of my
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  Father's Day, so and then someone said I just want a
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  handmade cart and smoke meat all day.
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  That would be fun. Every year we do something here
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  in our family that we came up with the first year that Lily
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  was born. It's have her dress up as one of
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  my favorite pop culture characters.
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  So if you don't know, I'm kind of a nerd and I like pretty much
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  everything as far as pop culture goes for 80s, nineties, 2000s.
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  Now, if you watch the movie, what is it?
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  Game? What's the game?
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  Ready Player 1. Pretty much everything in Ready
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  Player One, Nick's a big fan of I.
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  Would be I would love that game. Like I'm like, Oh my God, I
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  lived through that whole era. So if it's a recap, like Lily
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  for her first Father's Day with Nick, she was little baby
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  Superman, then she's been Princess Peach, she's been a
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  little tiny Jedi, she's been oh gosh, what else has?
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  She been. She been Michael Jackson.
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  She was Michael Jackson last year.
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  She was Charizard. Charizard Yeah, I think that's
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  it is. That it.
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  I feel like there's another one maybe.
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  Oh, she's Al Bundy. Al Bundy, that's what it was
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  last year. She was out.
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  By date, yeah. So that's what we've got so far.
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  So you surprise me every year with what it is.
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  You have to put the outfit together.
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  It's more work for you than her, but eventually it always is.
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  Eventually, she'll like. Sit by and do.
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  Nothing. She'll do the work for me, Nick,
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  that Well, I don't want you to do anything else.
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  Like this is the one thing I wanted for her.
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  No, this is totally fine. I'm fine.
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  I'm fine doing this, Yeah. And so this is your one job for
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  Father's Day. And so you've recently shot the
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  pictures. Yes, I know this happened a
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  couple days ago because you're like stamp, stamp I.
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  Know because I like I've had the costume for like a week OK and I
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  keep thinking oh Father's Day is ages from now and then I'm like
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  Oh my gosh no it's this Sunday so I got to get this picture
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  printed out so I was you were up here working so I was like oh
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  perfect opportunity she seems in good spirits because that's been
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  a lot of my problem is that Lily as a young child has always had
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  big opinions and maybe a little too much like mufasa I've
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  encouraged her to have her feelings shared with the group
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  and so there's. You know there's something you
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  don't want to do. You don't have to do it.
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  But then when we want her to do something, we have to go crap.
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  Except this. I need you to do this.
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  I've had some really great costume ideas that got nixed at
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  the last minute because she doesn't want to do it or she
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  doesn't want to wear the hat or she doesn't want to wear a mask
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  or whatever it is. This year I came up with a
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  really great idea and she's like, I don't really.
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  She was on board. She was like, OK with it, but
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  she's like, I don't really want to do it.
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  And I was like, fair, OK, so we kind of went with a fun, easier
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  costume. So you're going to absolutely
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  know who the character is. You're going to think it's
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  hilarious. It turned out super good, but
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  it's always kind of like my second idea.
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  Because. The first one I have is like
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  always, like this elaborate one, and to kind of give some
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  perspective on that. So Nick is a huge fan of the
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  musical Little Shop of Horse. And so one year I wanted her to
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  dress up as Audrey too, which is the big plant.
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  The plant that eats everybody? Yeah.
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  And so I bought this Venus Flytrap costume and had like the
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  Audrey fit like a head. And then I bought a pot like
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  that had straps on it and an all green outfit with green tights
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  and stuff like that. And I was going to have her sit
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  in this pot. It was.
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  Quite 11. What was she like 3 at this
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  point? Yeah, she was.
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  She was like 3 or 4 and she was terrified of the hat.
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  Did it? What did it did it look like?
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  I mean like did it have the teeth and everything?
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  It had the. Teeth and everything.
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  And so she was like totally, totally terrified.
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  So that's the year we did Princess Peach, because I was.
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  Like happy with that one either. OK, clearly I need to pick
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  something that's a little bit more watered down, that feels a
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  little bit more digestible to her little tiny personality.
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  Princess Peach, by the way, the Princess from the Mario Brothers
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  game. So this big pink Princess dress
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  with a little Princess crown and she still hated that she wanted
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  she. Didn't like dressing up.
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  She didn't. Like dressing up now, she's
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  better about it, but she's I will say.
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  Opinion about things. Now this year the problem has
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  become she has too much personality and she's OK
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  dressing up, but now she wants to take the picture how she
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  wants to take it. So there was.
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  There was a power imbalance when we took the picture because I'm
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  like, you have to pose like this because this is what the
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  character does. And I showed her pictures.
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  I was like, look, this is what we're recreating here.
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  This is what we're doing. She's like, don't like it.
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  I was like, OK, it's not up. For debate.
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  It's not up for debate. This is the character that we're
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  we're we're coming into a character right now and she's
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  like, well, as long as I get to do some silly ones like the ones
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  that I want to do just. Like in movies when you become
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  an actress because she's probably going to pursue some
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  sort of entertainment thing, got to give the director the 1 he
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  wants and then you can do whatever you.
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  Want yeah, like give me two good ones and then you could improv
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  all you want. So the picture that I have is is
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  a couple different ones. It's a little vignette and
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  there's one in there that she she really wanted.
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  And so I was like, OK, it's not. It's not embodying the
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  character, but she looks cute and whatever and it makes her
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  happy. Does she know who the character
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  is? No.
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  No idea. And so she knows the name of it
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  because she read the name off the little bag or whatever that
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  came in and she was like, I don't know what that is.
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  I was like, don't worry about it.
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  And then I hid the bag that had the name in it and I was like,
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  do you remember the name? And she was like, no, it's like
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  good because she blows it every year.
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  Well, she knows. Last year, she didn't blow it.
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  Amazon blew it. Because they packed.
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  I got the the AL Bundy Polk jersey, like his foot, his
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  football jersey, and it came at a clear bag.
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  And when Nick and it was like Bundy and it said Bundy on the
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  back and it was like spacing up. And I was just like, So Nick
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  knew immediately, Yeah. I was like but it was a cute
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  picture. It was a great picture.
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  So yeah, I'm curious. I don't like to guess because I
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  don't want to like, ruin the surprise.
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  Yeah, I feel like you couldn't guess this one.
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  Oh, interesting. OK.
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  But I'll definitely know it. Oh, for sure.
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  OK. Well, you're.
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  Going to look at it, you're going to be like, Oh my God,
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  yes, I love that, but it's not one of the go to's.
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  OK, well, yeah, there's a lot. I was thinking, I was like, man,
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  we're going to start running out of stuff.
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  But there's a lot. There's a lot of stuff that I'm
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  into. There's a.
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  Lot. Like I have, you can just check
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  my pop vinyl shelf or whatever. I'm like, OK, we can do that
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  this year. But yeah, there's a yeah,
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  there's a plethora of things to choose from that either I love
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  or I'll get and that's, you know, we'll go through the love
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  thing. I can at least get 80.
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  Like it's like if I get to 80 she can stop.
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  Well, and like I also had another great idea.
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  I don't want to tell you about it because I might reuse it
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  because I needed money for this one.
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  The costumes were a little too elaborate and it was a mother
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  daughter combo 1. And I was like, I haven't seen
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  you. Do 1 of.
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  Those I was like, I want to get in on this and I want to be a
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  part of this and wouldn't this be so amazing?
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  This would turn out so great. But the costumes were too pricey
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  for an unemployed budget. Yeah, and so are.
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  They very particular costumes like they have you couldn't like
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  very. Specific costume.
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  Interesting mother daughter, huh?
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  Well, I'm not saying mother daughter, I'm just saying duo.
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  Oh, OK. So just a duo and I was going to
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  be a part of it, but I was like, can't afford it.
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  This. Bebop and rocksteady.
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  Bebop, you nailed it. Bebop and Rocksteady from
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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. A big rhino.
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  I'm surprised you knew who the where they were from.
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  That's interesting. Good, you know the guy.
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  I'm in the 80s too. I know when you were, you
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  weren't cool. You didn't watch the cool stuff.
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  I know, but I had a brother. He watched Teenage Mutant Ninja.
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  He's that. Cool.
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  Every boy, I mean. So were they both rhinos?
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  No one was a pig and one was a rhino.
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  Yeah, a bebop and Rockstar. Yeah, I know what they are.
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  OK, good. All right, well, happy Father's
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  Day to all the fathers that listen to this podcast.
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  Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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  And we will reveal what the answer is on Monday when we all
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  find out together. We'll.
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  Show the picture, yeah.