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#231 Parenting Hacks & Horrors - Two Doting Dads · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: I'm anti umbrella. It's been a bit rainy. This is
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  Speaker 1: the problem. I go, okay, there's too many people who
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  Speaker 1: are pro umbrella. They go out umbrella up the streets.
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  Speaker 1: It's a hazard for your eyes, especially when it's a
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  Speaker 1: CBD or something like that. If you're just walking the
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  Speaker 1: dog on the street and there's no one else around, fine,
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  Speaker 1: no eyes getting poked out. When I was in Japan,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be honestly, I'm huge. In Japan, it's
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  Speaker 1: to all wise and it was raining a lot, and
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  Speaker 1: they love a good umbrella. Mate. I had to walk
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  Speaker 1: around with safety ppe ppe on.
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  Speaker 2: Also, it's such an eck as well when the umbrella
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  Speaker 2: goes like the upside down way where it's too windy
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  Speaker 2: and you're like you're wrestling with an umbrella. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want that, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I just think they're stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I agree, do Welcome back to Two Doing Dads. I'm
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  Speaker 2: Maddie J. Mash and this is a podcast all about parenting.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.
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  Speaker 2: And one thing we will never do, not even if
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  Speaker 2: our life depended on it, is give advice.
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  Speaker 1: Here's some advice. Don't take your umbrella out of your suburb.
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  Speaker 2: I did when I parked the car. The second I
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  Speaker 2: got out of the car, I shut the door locked
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  Speaker 2: the car started raining pretty heavy.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a question for you, please, if you're if it's raining,
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  Speaker 1: do you run or do you walk? Do you think
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  Speaker 1: you get more wet if you run?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: I think that's I know scientists have done experiments to
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  Speaker 2: say that it doesn't make it makes a difference. But
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  Speaker 2: I'm more time in the rain equals more wet.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, but if you're running, the rain hits you faster.
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  Speaker 2: As those scientists are idiots. But then the hard thing
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  Speaker 2: was at a satchel. How do you run with the satchel?
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  Speaker 2: Do you like put it over the shoulder or do
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  Speaker 2: you run with it?
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  Speaker 1: What do you Indiana Jones?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean alright? When you're running? When I
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  Speaker 2: was I was galloping, you chuck it over the shoulder, shoulder,
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  Speaker 2: I had it, I had it in front, or you
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  Speaker 2: could hold it above you look an umbrella that.
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  Speaker 1: Your laptop.
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  Speaker 2: That's disgusting the weather right now. It's causing a lot
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  Speaker 2: of stress in her household mate, Nana. And for those
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  Speaker 2: of you who do not know my beautiful mum slash
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  Speaker 2: Nana do the kids. She lives with us. I keep
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  Speaker 2: forgetting how long it's been two years? Ash shut up?
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  Speaker 2: Two years. So Mum retired as a teacher and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, ba bah blah blah blah bla, before you
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  Speaker 2: get too comfortable, get back to work, get into the laundry.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the laundry schedule.
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  Speaker 1: It's in the same room as the bathroom and where
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  Speaker 1: the cat shits enjoyed.
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  Speaker 2: So she wanted to spend more time with the kids
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  Speaker 2: and I needed some help around the house. It was
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  Speaker 2: a perfect situation.
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  Speaker 1: Could she have to do my laundry it'll cost you.
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  Speaker 1: April does love doing a load laundry. She just finds
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  Speaker 1: things I wouldn't want Nana to get in the way of.
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  Speaker 1: April caught her dirty and clothes on purpose so she
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  Speaker 1: can wash them. What this is a rascal.
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  Speaker 2: I want April at my house.
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  Speaker 1: I want Nana at mine.
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  Speaker 2: Nana is freaking the fuck out right. It's just rain
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  Speaker 2: Nana because one of the biggest jobs it's on her
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  Speaker 2: to do list day is to work through the washing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't make her do this. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 2: want to see like I try and get to the washing,
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  Speaker 2: and then by the time I get there, she's already
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  Speaker 2: put a load on and I'm like, Na, she's quick.
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  Speaker 1: She don't want to get yelled at by you.
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  Speaker 2: If the laundry baskets more than half full, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: come here, la, fucking you'll have to do it by hand.
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  Speaker 2: She wakes up at like four in the morning. At
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  Speaker 2: the moment, that's just her age, that's that's exactly. And
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  Speaker 2: so the time I wake up, she's onto the chores.
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  Speaker 2: But the issue is nothing is drying ash. And so
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  Speaker 2: Nana was like pacing up and down and I was like, man,
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  Speaker 2: what's wrong. It's okay, what's wrong. We can talk through this.
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  Speaker 2: And she was like, what need you to put a
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  Speaker 2: stop to the washing? No more washing from this moment on.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, of course, like sure, wear the
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  Speaker 2: same thing every day. We can do that. And then
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  Speaker 2: Poppy did a poonami fucking all through a onesie like everywhere,
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  Speaker 2: so I know I want to watch that. It was
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  Speaker 2: a nice outfit, was and then I put the washing
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  Speaker 2: machine on and Nana was like, what happened? There no Washsione?
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  Speaker 1: Who did that?
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  Speaker 2: And like Nana, she did a pooh okay, So I'm
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  Speaker 2: just washing that on it so and I can put
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  Speaker 2: that in the dryer.
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  Speaker 1: And she was like.
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  Speaker 2: Freaking out, like the laundry lines already fallen, nothing stragons
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  Speaker 2: till weather, so much moistured picture living.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know do you have ceiling fans in your plays?
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  Speaker 2: No ceiling fans? Actually no, sorry I lied to you.
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  Speaker 2: Just then we have two yes stairs my room and a.
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  Speaker 1: Little clothes horse and put them under the ceiling fan.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want the clothes. I don't want that.
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  Speaker 3: Na.
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  Speaker 1: The clothes aren't allowed inside unless they're being worn or
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  Speaker 1: in a nice drawer.
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  Speaker 2: If we do that, then it'll never leave. It'll it'll,
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  Speaker 2: you know, once it's inside.
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  Speaker 1: I can't think it's an outing for the clothes to
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  Speaker 1: be outside. Look at them out there and joy them.
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  Speaker 2: So we have like that little overhang out of the
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  Speaker 2: living room. It's under cover. It's fine.
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  Speaker 1: It's a minefield, it's a mind.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm worried about I left home and like, are
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  Speaker 2: you going to be okay?
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  Speaker 1: Rocking? It's like so.
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  Speaker 2: Much washing, so little time, so much moisture. She could
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  Speaker 2: just move out. I've said that. It pains me to
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  Speaker 2: say this.
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  Speaker 1: No it doesn't gone.
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  Speaker 2: But I'll be the bigger man. I've always been very
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  Speaker 2: gracious in victory, when gracious in defeat. Also, I think
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  Speaker 2: it's important to you and neither of those things well rounded.
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  Speaker 1: You're like Oscar, thank you, just so competitive. If your
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  Speaker 1: team knew how to tackle properly, you wouldn't be in
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  Speaker 1: this mess.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we are, of course talking about State of Origin
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  Speaker 2: Game one Wales last. No we won, oh yes, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: Even even subconsciously, I'm like, they suck.
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  Speaker 1: I think if pong it doesn't go off, we don't,
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  Speaker 1: we don't win.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I just want to say, look, congratulations and also
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  Speaker 2: congratulations to Tash who won the competition. They were lovely
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  Speaker 2: were they just adorable with.
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  Speaker 1: That's the perfect guests.
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  Speaker 2: Although although I did say I was like, how long
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: you be listening to the podcast? And she was like, ages,
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  Speaker 2: I love it every episode. I can't get enough.
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  Speaker 1: She knows what's saying.
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  Speaker 2: And then the hobby was like, yeah, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: she's listened. She just enters competitions online.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's a serial and competition and but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we can't screen that stuff. Hopefully we've gained two new listeners.
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  Speaker 4: Three.
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  Speaker 2: She brought the brother Ash I think it's important that
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  Speaker 2: the Queensland fans who may be listening they hear my cry. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: we must migrate to Melbourne for game to show up
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  Speaker 2: in force.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of Melbourne, a lot of Melbourneites call them
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  Speaker 1: are Queensland fans because of the Big Three that were
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  Speaker 1: played for Melbourne on the weekend. But then there happened
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  Speaker 1: to be Queenslanders. So if you are in Melbourne and
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  Speaker 1: you want to see a spectacle of a game, stuff
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  Speaker 1: that AFL stuff, go State of Osion.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll put the link in the show notes. But
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  Speaker 2: follow me, follow me.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go.
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  Speaker 2: We must reunite. Yeah I want to go as well.
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  Speaker 2: We can't both go. We'll figure out who get tickets
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  Speaker 2: later on. Anyway, what else is? What else is new.
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  Speaker 1: Studio looking good? Paints on, paint is on. I spent
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  Speaker 1: tireless hours last week did credit and credit to Ash.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know if people know this, but you
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  Speaker 2: were once a painter. I was a professional painter. Professionals
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  Speaker 2: and vic painting in front of Ash. He was like, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're holding it wrong. I'm a control free let's pressure.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, this would be fun. Ash was just
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  Speaker 2: whipping me smoking a cigarette.
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  Speaker 1: He spent most of time on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: I took a couple of phone calls.
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  Speaker 1: He took a scheduled call, and then I reckon. He
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  Speaker 1: said his alarm, and he was like, oh surprise.
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  Speaker 2: Another phone call. Oh this is so inconvenient, just quickly
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  Speaker 2: take it. And I was like okay.
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  Speaker 1: And by the time he'd taken that phone call and
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  Speaker 1: come back, I had finished.
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  Speaker 2: The place was packed up.
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  Speaker 1: It was all like a clean roll that wall and like,
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  Speaker 1: done it?
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  Speaker 2: Should I roll that wall? Done it? What about cut up?
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  Speaker 3: Done it?
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  Speaker 1: Mate?
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  Speaker 2: You've been on the phone for hours. I'm sorry. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing business deals for this podcast, was it? No,
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  Speaker 2: it's myself the house. I'm just slaving away. So you
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: may have watched a couple of videos that we put
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  Speaker 2: on socials. I was editing last night and I was
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  Speaker 2: going through the footage. Beautiful footage, beautiful Dan, your beautiful husband, beautiful,
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  Speaker 2: great great man, great man.
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  Speaker 3: Technically not my husband.
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  Speaker 2: Oh shit, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: We should make that happen.
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  Speaker 2: Actually we didn't talk Dan about that.
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  Speaker 1: We need to make that happen. Can we marry you?
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  Speaker 3: Podcast wedding?
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  Speaker 2: Shut up and write it down? Quick question? Do you
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  Speaker 2: want to get married. Okay, you hear that, Dan?
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  Speaker 3: Dan said I've got to wait nine years?
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  Speaker 2: Fair? What four ten?
• 8:36
  Speaker 3: Your engagement? Apparently?
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: Where are we at?
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: I think we're probably about eight almost there.
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: Close, we'll get there. But there's the type of way
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  Speaker 2: of talking when you're on site and I'm talking not
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: talking about me, I'm talking about Dan and I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about ass.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up to I've heard it too.
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: Can I just play you a little video? And this
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  Speaker 2: is I was editing it and I was just like, wow,
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: this is one thing that it just keeps coming up,
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: like certain terminology. It's hard to pick, but let me
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  Speaker 2: just play your little video.
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  Speaker 1: There's a difference between two and hage three.
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  Speaker 2: So what's two one two one?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice ceiling which is two seven and then
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  Speaker 1: these two are two to one and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: that's three hundred.
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  Speaker 3: To seven.
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  Speaker 2: Three six? What's that?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: That's is that pret meany too?
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  Speaker 1: I would just yet drop it down to two seven.
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  Speaker 2: Five fours.
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  Speaker 1: Finished fifty. I was trying to impress two inches eighty
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  Speaker 1: seven sheet four inches from the ceiling twelve minutes apart.
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  Speaker 2: All right, there are two fours number two.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: I was trying to impress Dwan. Okay, is he talking
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  Speaker 1: about me? Now?
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's obsessed with both of you. Actually me more
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: though a lot of numbers in there.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: I'm a numbers guy. Yeah. Do you understand any of that?
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: You missed the bit where I say they measured himber
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  Speaker 1: in in lots of three remembers it that maybe we
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  Speaker 1: didn't have a record, But that was a fucking classic line.
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: I went through three hours of footage.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: You didn't have to paint the place.
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  Speaker 2: It's very good, very good.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you got to step back into the
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: trading life, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what it was like on site when you're
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  Speaker 2: a painter.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: No, it was more like in the timberyard that one.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: Because when you're in the timbyard, obviously you're selling timber
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: all day and you're talking timber al day two, someone
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: be like, what's this? And I've got a piece of
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: wood in the classic line is it's tree wood that
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: usually get the usually.
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  Speaker 3: Get the The other one is Mills, Mills.
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: Inches inches is very old school where people I just
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: need a couple of Fourer twos. Now that's not even
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: forty five.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: The inches threw me when I started talking, I was like,
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: what are we doing? What what measuring system? Metric system?
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: What are we I could keep up?
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: We changed up.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: It was like Ashton Dan walking like yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Mills inches, and I was like.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: Where are we here too, guys, let's be a part
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  Speaker 1: of your I was like.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: I've got four leaders and they're like, is he still here?
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: Take a fucking phone call anybody hungry? But the studio
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: is is close. It's close, guys, and.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: You Dan did a really, really really good job on
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  Speaker 1: the walls, by the way.
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: Did a great job also, so good in fact, I
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: stole him. Yeah, you fuck up?
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: So how's this right? Hang on a sec?
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Whoa I've forgotten I remember.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: I rang Matt, no answer, Ring Matt, Matt, no answer.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: Matt calls me back. I'm on the way to the
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: studio to get the studio ready so that we can
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: move in there and record. And I'm like, he calls
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: me back, and what are you doing? You're like nothing suspicious.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: And then to Dan, I was like, should be quiet,
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: be going to them, don't make a noise. He goes
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: just he was like three two's.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: Dance here, Dan. I was like, straight, white can dance
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: here at my house?
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: I said, I invited him over for a playdate.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so instead of helping, instead of helping me, he's
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: at home doing home Reno's on his plate.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: And taking the help with him. And I charged it
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: back to two hours and I'm slaving away sweat.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: I even had April in there because I was I
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: really need a hand, but Matt's busy. I don't know
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: where he is.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: April's gonna fucking hate me.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: And then I told April, I said, guess where Matt
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: was today. She's like where I was at home with Dan.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: She's like, Dan, who's that? I was like, Dan, Dan
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: the Chippy, My Dan, My Damn Dan.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: And I was like, fuck, what the hell? So I'm
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: glad that your house is in living order. Can I
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: just say that it was the fence that fell down
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: in the storm last year, the Great Storm of twenty
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: twenty five. Yeah, but Ronda's wall.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Everyone is dead.
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Now you've got a big backyard. So the fence was
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: half fixed because the brick had snapped, and we were
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: told one guy was like, this is going to be
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: It's a big job, this one. Three days at least.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: We were quoted a lot of money. Dan did it
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: in like three hours. I went to the toilet, came
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: back and it was done, just like just like when
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: you were trying to help me as your alarm goes off,
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Bye bye bye, sou house. Hell, he was very good, Nana,
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: big fan.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Ah, you'd be careful about that.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: I would be very careful.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Down.
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: She was like, I need a little help with something
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: in my bedroom. Down and he was like, I've got
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: to shoot off, and she was like, come back again
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: next time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Those who went to.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: The Lair of Nana that don't come out.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a crevice joke in this somewhere, but
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll leave it out, probably for the best.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: I just want to say a big thanks to Dan
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: for the work that he's done at the studio and
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: also my backyard. I'm going to get it back for
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: some more work.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: Great, he needs work.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe he can come to the studio.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Can I ask? I gave him a little I didn't
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: want to be the social media guy. And when he's working,
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm just digging some photos. He'd like,
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: bend over and turn around. I'm like, do that again.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Did he get any nibbles?
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: He did?
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he did.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he got lots of followers and a couple of
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: inquiry inquiries.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm quitting.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: No, he was very grateful. I got to say, I'm
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: a little bit biased, but Dan is a very genuine builder.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: He's like, does what he says is going to do.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: He always finishes on time, if not earlier. He charges
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: the amount that it should be charged.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: He's a unicorn.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I tell him he should be judging way
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: more because.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: After he does that go off.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: But I hear horror stories from my friends about dodgy builders,
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: builders that harass people, Builders who triple their quote because
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: they see it's a female builders who are asking like,
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: where's your husband? So I can talk to him about it,
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: triple the.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Quote because their influencer. And I'm like, what about us,
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: We're being hot done by as well.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And one of my friends told me this awful
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: story recently, and she happens to be a web designer,
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: and so she has created a website. It's a directory
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: for builders and women can go on there and recommend builders, trades, lawyers, brokers, anything, podcasters.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: Because it's not really a service.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, this is how dare you?
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: I'm providing a service because it's so easy.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: I think builders and mechanics and like not to rural
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: doctors because you can't question because you don't have the
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: knowledge right, So they can be like, oh, these two
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: by fours are bloody expensive, and you're just like, ah,
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: I guess they are. So you can be taken for
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: a ride by someone who's dishonest, especially.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: If you don't have time to do your due diligence,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: which a lot of the time busy mums don't.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but also like you know, there's lots of single
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: mums out there, and you know these people come into
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: your home. You're in a very vulnerable situation. You want
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: to know there's someone coming into your space that you
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: can trust and who's not going to rip you off,
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: and who's going to finish on time, and who's not
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: going to treat you hasn't hurt.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: If they're very handsome.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: You into a dating show, there's dating show vibes. It's
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: like I need something fixed. Here's a bunch of lgible
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: bachelor tradees. They come in, they put their price forward,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: they put the work forward to what they're going to do,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: and then she decides and then instead of just doing
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: the work, and then they get down to doing the
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: real work on the work.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Don't take the high come down here with us. It's
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: nice and okay, but what's the website called.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: So the website is called her next Village dot com
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: dot au, and she really wants women to go on
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: there and actually put on recommendations. So it's not just
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: for you to access the full directory. She wants people
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: to get on there and start recommending other trades. People
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: who you would recommend to your friend for example, that
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: is someone who can be safe, reliable and courteous.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: What do you call it? Crowdsourcing?
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Is that what you call it?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Where it's like like you suggest someone us instead of
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: it being like marketed, that's like word of mouth crowds
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Is that what it's called crowdsourcing?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: I would say crowdsourcing the source from the crowd, That's
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: what I mean.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: I guess so, But I mean everyone loves a recommendation.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Right right, Yeah, also recommend this podcast. We should recommend
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: ashes a painter on there.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: No, okay, well you'll find Dan on this there you go.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: I'll do it with Dan two shirtless trades.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, moving right along, speaking of laundry as well, ash
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: when I was talking about Nana having a little freak
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: out before I did something which I haven't owned up
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: to it yet to Laura or Nana, but I'll own
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: up to it here to the Dotors and to you
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: and Vic.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: That's healthy.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: So Lola loves a little glass of milk after dinner.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, so I
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: poured her a glass. She's very clumsy. She's always falling over,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: always dropping things. I look over and she's like upsy
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: daisy cups. She's like oops. Literally, milk is everywhere, and
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I grab a teatowel, clean up of the milk,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: and I just instinctively put the tea into the laundry basket.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: And then two days later. Laura's got a very sensitive schnantz.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Like a bloodhound.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Oh she's yeah, she can. She's like, there's mold here.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: That's like my mom, it's weird. And she was like,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: there's there's a smell, and she was like in the kitchen,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: She's like it's around here. She's like something, I think
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Buster has done a pooh maybe She's like I can't quite.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: She was trying to like go through anytime. My mom
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: does that around me. She's like, there's a smell. I
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: always say it's your top lip that usually shouts right up.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: So Laura's like, there's a there's a smell. And then
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: we thought maybe Buster had done a shit somewhere because
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: he's still shipping like every second day.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: He's getting old and busses like it wasn't me.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: And then Laura was sniffing around went to the laundry,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: which is the bathroom in our household with those wondering,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: and she was like, it's in here and she was like,
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: where is it the toilet? Yeah, I was like maybe
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: or the cat, the kitty litters in there. So she's like,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: maybe there's like a hidden shit somewhere. She is a
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: multi purpose room. It's yeah, I sleep in that sometimes,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: and everyone and Nana was in on the sniffing and
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: we're like what, like what is everyone is sniff The
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: kids were like, what the fuck's going on? Can we play? Yeah?
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, guys, I think it might
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: have just been like, you know, like one of Poppies
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: onesies that was a bit dirty's like open the window,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: cracking window air eight every fine. And then I went
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: to work and I came home and Nana was like,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I guess what it was, Just like there was a
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: tea towl that just was rancid, and I was like,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: oh god. She was like, I had to disinfect the
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: whole laundry basket, the plastic laundry basket. It stunk so bad.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: And by this stage it's too late for you to confess.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Like I couldn't. I couldn't. I was like it was
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: the nanny. Must must have been her. I think she's
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: done that.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: So a little PSA to anyone out there who cleans
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: up milk with a tea towel. You gotta wash it
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: straight away, but people.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Might not know that it stinks when it dries, and
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: it's got very distinct.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Stink milk, sour milk. How can something so delicious turn
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: so bad so quickly?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: That's usually how it works, right, Usually the sweeter thing
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: for men and ough milk. It's cruel bees, it's a
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: bad smell, it's a stink Matt. The time is upon us.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: The month that is Oscar and Marley's birthday, Oscar's first,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: his fourteenth, fourteenth birthday.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Did I get it right?
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: It's on the fourteenth but he's not fourteen.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I said that he said his fourteenth I
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: fuck off.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I did play the fourteenth of June playback playback a
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: tape and I saw her in the Facebook group that
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: someone used the YouTube video I did with Andy Cooks
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: for their birthday cake. I forgot about that, but you
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: know with that, I made the cake up at Andy's
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: place when he lived on the Sunny Coast. But this
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: year we're having a soccer teen birthday. Big surprise.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Just quickly, what was the cake you made with Andy?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: It was a big red train and a car would
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: do a separate one, right, And I.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Just think the irony the one that there were parents
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: out there looking for help with how to make a
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: birthday cake and guy, the person who has been so
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: anti birthday parties for so long, ends up being the savior.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Who's also currently looking for someone to help me make
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: a cake. My message Andy and I was like, Hey,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: it's Oscar's birthday. Can you help me make a Ronaldo cake?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: And he was like, yeah, I'd love to do it,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: but he's away that week and I can't. How long
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: can you keep a cake for a week? It's too long? Yeah?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: And I was like, ah, don't question me.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: No, No, that's too long, But don't question.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: You can leave it in the freezer.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wouldn't it go dry?
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: No?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Who am I? I know everything about cake? Who has
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: that kind of space in the freezer? Actually, you've got
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: a garage freezer.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Don't you? No, I have a I used to the
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: one I used to use as an ice bath. Must
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: be nice. It was fifty bucks on marketplace. You know
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: what marketplaces. It's on Facebook where people still use things.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I'll take your word for it. Do the use caviar
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: on now? They don't.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not interested. So I'm in the market for someone
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: who could help me with a cake.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: What's the damage on the cake? On a Ronaldo Replicas?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: He's from Portugal.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I apologize.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I just don't want you to get in trouble with
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: the fair enough with the Spanish and Portuguese speaking community.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: How is your Portuguese going?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: By the way, duel Lingo is not happy with me. Look,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: other things have come up, Okay, don't question me. Start
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know, learning Portuguese was
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: one of my news resolutions.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: But the year is still going.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: So I could still do it plenty of time I started,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: just got to finish it.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: You would just get to the end of the year
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: and just cramm in twelve miles at doing that. I'll
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: come here January first and I'll just so you gonta
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: do a soccer theme, but don't do a soccer.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Theme birthday cake. So if anyone out there, if you've
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: got any suggestions.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Can I just ask? Will you do it at a park?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: No?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: You at home? Nah, there's a venue. We're actually doing
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: a venue that actually take care of the whole lot
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: to drop and go stitch. Not for me obviously, which
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: sucks because it was like it's going to be dropping go.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, it's not for you.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I saw your little post little carousel. When is it
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: the soccer game and you're like all the kids running
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: after you.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah that was I made a mistake. That was
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: a big mistake. So at the end of the game
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: that everyone gets a snake, right, like a lily snake,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: And it was my job to hand out this snakes.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: This week, I was like opening up where they were,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you know, the coaches were doing the thing. The kids
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: all locked eyes on me because they're allowed to come
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: to me until they finished that and I thought, you know,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do on a fucking run with two
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: bags of snakes and see what happened? They just like
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: there were tears.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Like moths to the flame.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Mate.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I got absolutely tackled by these kids. Someone stole the
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: packet from me. There was kids crying. It was like
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: a war zone and everyone's like, Ash, you've done enough,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: You've done enough. And I was like, thankfully I've got
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: more and I hadn't more. Lot like to all the
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: kids that were crying that thought they missed.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Well what you posted looked really wholesome and great. That
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: was the start. You cut out the tears. Oh can
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I just ask what's your thoughts on the community hall
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: for Marley's birthday party? We're currently looking for a hall.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Don't do it at home because the house get trashed
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: for a couple hours. Community hall. What do you think
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: is a fair price to hire it depends.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: There's one down in Bayvy for an example. A friend
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: of mine used it as a backup for a wedding
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: if has it rained, but we end up doing photoshit
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: there they had it. They hired it out for the
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: whole day. Undred bucks.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon a hundred bucks are free.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I'm getting ripped off in Bondai. There's your answer, bro,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Guess guess how much it is for a couple of
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: hours in bond You to give up your first born
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: child to use it for the community hall?
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Wait? Can I just ask? Is it because it's in
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Bondi or is it because they've seen your name?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: No, it's just the pavilion. It's just an iceberg. I
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: don't understand.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Guys.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: It's only so many times I can laugh at myself,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: and it should be all the time. Four hundred bucks wow, yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: plus two fifty security deposit as well, on top of
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: which you get back. But it's not like it's a
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: it's a nice little place.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: It's it's in Bonda, in the heart of Bondai.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Is it the pavilion? No?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I did look at the pavillion.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: I actually think the pavilion would be cheaper.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I think so too.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: It's an old building, it's you know, it's a very
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: community of them to be lending in.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, that's daylight robbery.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do it.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: That's honestly, that's the same price as if you went
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: to like bounce.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: How is this sorry, they know they've saw you come in.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: The people are paying it. We need to bongo. We
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: need to stand up and fight the injustice.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: There's a kindy at where my old suburb used to
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: live that you can actually on the weekend, you can
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: actually pay an Holi rate to use the kindy for
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: parties which has so it has the whole bit and
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: it has like a full kindy playground and everything like that.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll have the party over in Northern Beaches. Yeah, come.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Join us.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: You like it over here? It will.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I jeez, quieter friend, Yeah, less tourists.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Less tourists is a cave. We've got some of the best.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I can't refinish.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: The sentence camea at Berts.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Where are you eating like birds? But what the fuck
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: is Bert? Where's I'm too busy house?
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: It's very fancy.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, never been champagne? It must be nice.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: But this is some love dogs a special occasions.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose special occasions, but like I'm not, I
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: prefer I'm more of a quantity than a quality eater.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I prefer quantity over quality.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: So someone's like here, we can tell fuck you that
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: is mean.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Let's move on.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: That is so mean to feed my honor, don't mean
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: vulnerable drink breaking newsick.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: New research has uncovered the damaging effects of snoring on
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: partners over time.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Storing on them, waiting on a minute the top of it.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't consent into this.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: That would be awful, the effects of snoring on partners.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: It's not really the effects snoring has on partners, not
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the effects snoring on your partner.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, aprils like, please get on me?
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Oh my god? Am I ever going to get breaking?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Snoring on the Research out of the US reveals chronic
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: snoring and men may rob women of up to four
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: years of the rest of their lives. How dare you
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: someone who has to live with a snorer to kill?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I want to know what you're in.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: On me? Anyway?
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: The constant nighttime disruptions, Oh, I'm sweaty, go on.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: The constant nighttime disruptions have led to an increase in
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: couples choosing sleep divorce, with their partners opting to sleep
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: in separate rooms to avoid actual divorce.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I'm into that.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: After last night, I am too well?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: What happened last night? He was over the tod of me?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Does he has he tried to have his Is it
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: called like sleep apnea?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Is you look like you're in a fighter jet.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure he has it, but we've never got tested.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: But I have even brought those like nose only ised
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: it once, but work it's sort of did I haven't
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: done it properly because you've got to have like a
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: super clean face and it's got to be like but
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Louis came into our bed last night, and then once
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: he came in, then Dan was snoring and I just
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: can't get back to sleep, and so then I went
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: into Lily's bed. I couldn't get a sleep. They went
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: to the couch and I was like playing musical beds
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: last night.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: You can still hear down from the living room, just
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: like having the best.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Deepest sleep of his life.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: It's an insult, that's what it is.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: It feels like the most selfish thing at the time.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: He's one for you, right. I went back when I
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: was in my twenties or something. I went and was
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: stayed at a hostel with a mate and didn't realize
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: how bad of a snort It was like a fucking
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: train was in the hallway in the same room. So
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: much so that I bought a whole nother room that
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: middle of the night at a hostel to get away
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: from it, to get it one. It cost me three
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: hundred bucks for one night to stay.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: In a I was I can't do and I was
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: in your head, you can't get it out, And I swear.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I could hear him from the other room.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: It was just in my head.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I just want to remind you you did say boohoo.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: That was a joke, man. So what usually happens is
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: when I when people when I when we joke, people laugh.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, do you want
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: to have it?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: You call me fat bro?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: So you shut up. You just shut up. I called
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: a joke. We'll take all this out lived.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I told Dan he's on the cash light fair.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: It's quite We don't have an extra room, so you
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: get very defensive.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: So occasionally it's like you don't have an extra room,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I have an extra house.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Saying that you laughing just encourages it. Vic Okay, So
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: you guys, I make a joke and everyone's like, how
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: dare you to pour a little ashy look at you?
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: And then the moments jokes like fucking loser. That's what
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: it feels like.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: If that's you know that when I drive home crying,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: it's because of your laughter that echoes in my head.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: He'll be wiping tears with his cash.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: That's I just want you guys to know that.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Are you a snoring Matt?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Uh, Matt, shut up, Ash, I'm trying to think you're
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: an elbower.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I elbow if you still pillow, if I'm I'm a good.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Guy because you guys have yeah, yeah we didn't.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: We don't think we snored that. Now. I if I'm
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: on my back, I'll snore and Laura will have to
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: wake me up and go, you're snoring, and I get
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: very defensive. I'm like, no, not, I'm and do so
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: and that all no, and.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: That's your knowing. And even last night, like it got
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: to the point where it was like like so soft,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: but because I was so hyper sensitive, I was.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Like, get definitely started doing that cute snore. It's like
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: when Macy snows, like.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: It's so cute.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: But if she was an adult, like shut up, speaking
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: of Macy, Matt. She took a tumble and it was
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: really sad. Actually, the circumstances were even sadder last me.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: It's been raining on and off a lot Insidney of late.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: So we had a break in the rain. Like, I
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: got to get these kids out. You know what it's
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: like when the kids are stuck. They're just fair and
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: everyone's into each other's it's just so overwhelming all the
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: time when they're trying to do outside things inside because
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: they don't understand anyway. So breaking the rain perfect, let's
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: get out scooters. April was asleep on the couch.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: It's slipping on the scooter. Yeah, we'll just like, we'll just.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Go in the pass near home and they're pretty flat
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: and pretty straight and like, at least I can burn
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: a bit of energy or even if like they want
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: to go and jump into puddles, so we can come
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: back for a nice hot shower, just something, Okay, So
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: we went a scooter ride, both kids on the scooter.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: The path at the back of my place that goes
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: along the wetlands. It's up and back. Perfect, it's like
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: a kilometer apple wizards. It's a bit too wet. They're
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: cold blooded, so there's no sun out. They weren't interested.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: We were out there.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Shame.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: He's a shame anyway. So I'm on the electric bike
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: behind them, and the kids were in front, and they're
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: scootering up having a great time. They're just happy to
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: be out of the house, so happy to be out
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: of the house. Coming back, we've come to where we
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: turn off to either go home or there's like fifty
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: meters up the path is a little playground and it
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: still wasn't raining. So Macy was like, can we go
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: to the park?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, can we go to the park.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, we haven't such good let's go to
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: the park. Yeah, let's keep this good thing going.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get We were turned to take off, take off,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Makesy hits a crack on a scooter over the handlebars
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: on her scooter. She got the helmet on, thankfully, but
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: she was like she salmmoned. She's in the air and
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: she's just like looking at you being like, yes, the
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: hangtime was amazing.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: She's like, please help me. Daddy's fall. It was all
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: slow motion to me, and she's like, and the poor thing.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: She's just she's so clumsy as well, and she just thudded.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: She was just a thud like onto the concrete. She's
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: like and just like, as you can imagine, I thought
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: you're gonna do the thing where you're like, I didn't
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: see that. She knows I'm not looking at her. She
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: won't cry.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: This was a definite cryer. She has gone over the
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: andlebars full salmon didn't stop her fall like that. Like
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I said, generat she was fine grays on the elbow.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Dn man.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: So anyway, I was like, fuck, get home.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: She's hysterical, Get her home to try and clean her up,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: get a band aid on whatever. Walk in. April's awake
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: because she was having a little nap and Macy. As
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: soon as she sees Mum, she burst into tears again,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: as it happens anyway. So I get the box of
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: band aids out and I give it to April and
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I go sort out what I was just doing. Bring
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I had to Meanwhile, I had to try and carry
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: all the scooters back and put everything away back in
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: the garage and came back up. She's got a band aid.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I'm like, great, big one. She's like still sobbing, really
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: sad like, and I'm like, hey, like what kept going?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: She kept crying, kept crying, like fuck, what's going on here?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: And I was like to Abylon, I'm like, did you
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: like clean clean the wound or anything? Because she's landed
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: on the mossy concrete, she's scraped up. It's probably got
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: some germs in there right, which are probably irritating this
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: this scratch. She's just band aided over the top to
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: try and shut her up.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I would have gone over the top as well.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, now we're going
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: to pull the band aid off because she's still you
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: can tell she's uncomfortable.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: You wanted to under the band aida because.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I wanted to get in and clean it properly. And
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Macy was like no, no, And I'm like, I get it,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I feel it. Why don't we have a hot shower
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: loosened up the skin? But she's like, no, I'm just
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: going to do it. Okay, So she's she's ripped it off.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: That's an audio.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: That's pretty bold behavior from you.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I thought I've had enough scrape since and stuff in
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: my life. It's like the quickie clean it the bed.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: It's going to be tomorrow, That's what I'm thinking about.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get it off. Let's what just wipe
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: anything and I open up and it's got like grass
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: particles and all sorts of things in there. And yeah
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: there's headlines in there, nails.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Get in there.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I like, wiped it off, got the better thing, and
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I found like a big square bandage. I stick down the.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Hospital and your household. You got everything.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I got all these first aid kids on where the
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: these first aid kids come from. It's like they've been
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: there for ages, And I'm like, okay.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Sometimes the kids don't want the big band aid.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Well it's not a band aid. This was just a
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: square like gauze. You got GOLs in my house. We've
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: got guse money.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Scuffle. Yeah, we don't have paper towels in our house.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: It's just fucking gauze.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Wiping the bench with gaus. It's good gear, it's multi use.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Cutler is just scalpels and tong Yeah, but she was pumped.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: She got the big You know, think about how pumped
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: kids are with a band aid whip out some gaus
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: off their hair.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Kids don't like it aids anti gaus. Oh, they don't
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: like gauze like that, what's wrong with it? They just
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: want they want the pretty Disney like every I'm like,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: this is a pretty deep guy.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Gotta be the best marketing tool ever that has to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: go up there with any product you have to put
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: up there, putting a character.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: On a band aid? Can we just put some characters
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: on grs to do dads?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: We looked at doing band aid days, remember, but it
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: was like, hows more for the parents? Be like, I
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: need a band to put a man of Jay on
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: my arm? Anyway, So Macy's pumped about the gauze. Okay,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: so I've put some bed than on it stung a
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: little bit, but she's so fucking brave. I kept telling her.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, all right, so I put
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: some medical tape around it. I got that too, got
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: it all. And then I found like a proper bandage
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: that was like rolled up, and I was like, how
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: about this. How about we put a bandage over it,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: and I like masking taped it.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: So it was like an Oscar's like when I cut myself.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I just get to shut up, Yeah, get out because
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: he's a drag. Makes she's so sad, and You're like,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I've got a wheelchair.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Do you want that as well? Anyway, So we put that.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: We wrapped her armorh like she'd broken it and put
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the put some tape around it, and we all signed
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: it for her and stuff like. She was so proud
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: of it like this. She was like can I She
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: was like, can I leave this on and take it
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: to Kindy? They want to show everyone anyway.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: So I was like, no, you can't do that.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: So I undid it.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't let it take it to Kindy. I did,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: but before she.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Went to Bezi had another shower. We took that one
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: off and I redressed it. I said, look, in the morning,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: we'll put the bandage back on it and resign it
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: so you can go in. So she went in the
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: next day and she was like full bandage up. And
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: when I walked in with Kindy, she was like, she's
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: just walking around like this like it was a badge
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: of honor for me. But anyway, held up nicely and
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: no infections or anything like that. But it was just
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: sad to watch her salmon over the top of a handlebar.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: A four year old girl derails a day quicker than
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: a little gray And.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: The thing was so happy to go to the pike,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: like pumped, like yes, finally, just to be brought back
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: down to earth literally we used to always go on
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: the on the bike to school.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: It's not that far, so she's like a kilometer. And
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: now the girls love going on the scooter and I
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: follow it like you on the bike, and I'm always like,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: slow down, put on the brag.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: She gets the death wobbles.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: She just it's like and heading into a road and
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no one crossed the fucking road. I go
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: first across the roads and they are flying down the hill,
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: wabbling all over the place, and I'm like, this is it.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch my child either whip out or get
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: taken out by the fucking stress.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Macy tries to keep up with Oscar Oh, and she's
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: like but the thing is that she's looking back.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: At me, and I'm like I forward, I'm forward. And
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: then then.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I love Lola. I love Lola, but any minor cut,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: she can't walk, she can't move, she can't I can't
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: give her a bar.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Makes he's so.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: And she's like when whenever she runs anywhere, I'm like,
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: because she's like, I gave an injury to Lola that
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: she was keen to show off at school kids together, well.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Was oh and let me just defend myself a second.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: So Lola, now that Pop is out of the bedroom,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Lola is in bed with us. She comes in every
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: night and she loves a cuddle, and I'm loving it
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: as well. Laura not so much because she's such a
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: light sleeper and she gets kicked by Lola. Lola could
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: like suffocate me, and I'd still just be like, yeah,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: it's fine, I won't wake up. I'm like, I love it.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: And I didn't realize. I had this dream that I
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: was like running somewhere the kid and I just I
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: whipped my hand with my ring in the lip, smacked
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: it right in the lip.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: When you're all in the middle of the NYE said, Lola's.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: There just like just you know, completely shook up. I'm
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: surprised the fact that she's been smacked in the faced
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: by your dad. I'm still like, oh, yeah, you're a
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: deep sleep snoring taking four years off Laura's life. And
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: then Laura is trying to comfort Lola, and I'm like,
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: what's what's going on? What happened? What's happened here? And
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: then I was like, again like defensive. When you get
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: told you're doing something in your sleep, I was like me,
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I would never hit you. Here's my precious little Lola.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: I would never in my drooms and Lola just cut
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: lip and she was like, can't wait to tell everyone
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: at school, and I was like, oh, fuck, please don't,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: please don't.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: It's it's a hard one to explain. Like the other day,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Oscar ran at me from his room. I'm on the
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: couch right and I could tell you he's going to
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: run and jump, so I've gone to grab the pillow
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: and move the pillow so he could land safely. And
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: as you've done that, he's dived headfirst. He sammoned headfirst
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: into my fist. He literally head butted my fist, and
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh am, I gonna explain my way
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: out of.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: This one, Like I'm just I didn't hit my kid.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: He had butted my fucking fist, And was like, sure
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: he did, but anyway, thankfully no black eye.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: The other thing I do as well with Lola in bed,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I'm very tired in the morning. Ash I don't like
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: waking up at the best times. Lola wakes up at
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: like six o'clock very early, and she'll often wake up
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: and ask a couple of questions just to get her
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: bearings for the day. Where am I. Well, She's like,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: is it a school day today? In my half awake,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: half a sleep state, I was like, ah, no school today, No,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: and she was like yes, and I like roll over
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: for back of sleep and Laura is like it is
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: a school day and I'm like, ah, whatever, And so
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: she's then crying because she's like, I don't want to
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: go to school. She can ask me fucking anything in
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: the morning and I'll just be like yeah. She's like,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: can I get chocolate for breakfast?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like, just worked you out?
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Can I get the car keys? And I'm like, yeah,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: take it. Park's on the left hand side.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like gospel, Yes, that not gone to school,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: so good. And then it's like sorry and then Laura
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: is like what are you What are you doing?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: And I'm like what what's happened? And she's like, You've
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: just you said, Lola, take the car and get ice
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: cream for breakfast because there's no school today.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Severe memory line.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I never said that, Yes, she didn't remember, and she's
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: bleeding at the same time.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Did you hit your child like that?
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Matt?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Would you consider yourself a smart parent?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Except for the mornings when I misinform my beautiful children
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: or any question they asked me. I'm normally a pretty
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: smart guy.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Well, this segment is where our listeners.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Do you agree with me to say.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: This is a segment from our listeners actually where they
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: send in their little hacks how they've been a smart parent.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Hopefully we're can all learn from. And this segment is
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: brought to you by Aldi Aldi. Good different please, This
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: is from Rebecca give the kids their ice cream while
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: they're in the bathtub. They think it's the best fun
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: and it's so much easier to clean up. Genius. I
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: think like, if you're going all right, finish all your
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: dinner and you can have ice cream in the bath.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Do you think that Rebecca is putting the kids in
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: the bath with the water or no, okay, are you sure?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you think she's putting the kids
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: in the bath fully dressed with the bowls to then
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: take the clothes off and then start the bath or
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: is the bath already full?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: We need to follow up, well, oh my gosh, the
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: bath is full.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: There's no such thing as a dumb question.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: There is.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: And when we start an answer with oh my gosh,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: and you sigh. It makes me feel like that is
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: a dumb question.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, would you like to eat
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: ice cream whilst in a jacuz?
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Yah?
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: It melt quicker, wouldn't it.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: I think maybe a nice like mixture of temperatures.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you? Then have creamy water it's in a bowl.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: You're eating it in the bath tub, and she says, here,
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: and it's so much easier to clean up because there's water.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Although we have spoken about how milk gets quite stinky.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: What if you spill it in the bath, the whole bath,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: and then two days later someone's like, who's fucking sneaky?
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Kids of these.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Goes down the train, but some of it's going to
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: get stuck to your poorous skin.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: It doesn't trust me. We do food in the bath
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I'm beginning to think, Rebecca, is you.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: You made this up?
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: No? But I didn't choose this one because I loved it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Not only that the dots loved it, it got so
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: many likes from other people.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: You just said a.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Second ago, we eat a lot in the bathtub. Explain yourself.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: So when we do dinner, because and you guys know this, you're.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: All in the bath, naked, eating in bags, dinner, sausages.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Jesus. The kids take so long to have dinner sometimes
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: and sometimes to get them to eat faster, we're like,
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: you can have some dessert, and for us, dessert is
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: frozen berries, and frozen berries are really messy, and so
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: they can eat them in the bath. And then instead
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: of getting them everywhere, like all over the table, floor,
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: et cetera, it just falls in the bath or the
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: and like as soon as they're like berry fingers and
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: berry face gets it, like you.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: They are they just washing in berry water. No, no, no,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: there's just ants all over them.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: No, it just helps cut the time out and then yeah,
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: it is kind of fun for them. It's easy to clean,
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: and it helps get them in the bath sooner because
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: they've got this carrot dangling in front of them.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Literally, it reminds me of the kids in the bar,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: you know what talked about when you're like, you put
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: the plastic down the food.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Next it's going to be the bars full of food.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Kids get in you see A big fucking thing is
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: spaghetti and the kids in there washing under their arms
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: fucking chunks of meat.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: I once have done spaghetti in the bath with the kids.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Need to be stopped.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Never again. That is a mistake. But it just goes
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: down the drain, so then it's like you don't have
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: to clean instead of getting the.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Drain or the strainer, all the sources out.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: It's like quick in the past round will.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Say it the.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Dance in there eating the leftover.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: It's like it's a big fucking bowl. This is from Lorrie.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Laura.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Laura l O r I l l okay, let's go
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: to Laura.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: When my kid is having a tantrum, I get the
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: TV remote and say I'm just going to pause this
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: for a moment, and he pauses because he thinks it's
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: funnier than the injustice of his issue. He pauses for
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: a few then I say, I think I'll just change
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: the channel to a comedy and animal documentary poor Patrol
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Bluis and point at him and he will act out
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: a scene from the show or genre. All of a sudden,
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: the tantrum is over and we're having so much fun.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: I like that. That's good.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Get although I don't mind a tan what if it's
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: in public taking a remote with a universal remote?
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: I got confused for a second and I was like,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: so he's watching TV the tantrums front the tea. So
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: he's having the tantrum.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: She points the remote at I want to watch a comedy.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I want to watch Bluie and then he starts acting
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I thought was next time I was yelling at me,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try with her pause and then get yeah, pause,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: no violence.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Sometimes when Laura is having a tantrum, I'm just like
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: some mute. Someone's got the grumpy the grumpies out and
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I start squeezing. I'm like, oh, there's still something in there,
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: something there. And then I'm like just waiting for a
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: little chuckle and I'm like sometimes it doesn't come.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: The mood switch up is hard.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Just distraction with partners and works with both.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: This one's from Sammy. Our car won't start unless everyone
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: has been to the toilet, has shoes on, and has
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: their water bottles.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: That's genius.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: That's great, that's just great.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Can I just that is yay? Thank you?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Last one? That is just good parenting.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Jessica, great name, easy, run of the mill, that love it.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you for the pick of Jessica.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, makes it much easier for us. It was like
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: one or Warwanda or something or something weird name I
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: can't pronounce.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Also shout out to all the rwandas. No one taught
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Mummy how to play hide and seek, so if you
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: hide from me, you might be lost forever to the
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: kid that used to run and hide if you didn't
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: want to do something like go home from the park.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: It works like a charm.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't have any hiders, although actually Macy once
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: we've got one of those little toy kitchens, and I
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: found her in the oven one time, but I couldn't
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: find her for ages. And then her head popped up
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: because it has like the oven entry, but then it
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: also doubles as the stove, which can take the stove off.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Did you fall asleep in there or no? No, I
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: was just like where.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I couldn't get the shit out of me actually, and
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: then her head just popped up, and I was like,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: thank god, that's like she's just in the kitchen, just
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: in the oven.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: She's just in the oven overall, founder she's in the oven.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: I think these are so important to share with the
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: dough is because it makes them smarter parents. I love that,
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• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Aldi good different.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: We've got to get out of here.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: We do next week, Matt. We've got a great housekeeping episode.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have all the doges of lemons in there.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: It's not just going to be me crying.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Ah do we ever? We need to have like a
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: cry tally count to see who like at the end
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: of the year, it's going to cry.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Just keep it going, keep it going.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done pretty well. I haven't cried in a while,
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: not that there's anything wrong with it is the day.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: I've had a good run. But there's moneys that there's
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: those Monday those cry those Monday episodes just so good, good, credible.
• 49:49
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• 49:50
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