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- 0:00This is Retro Sports Radio. Visit RetroSeasons.com for more sports history.
- 0:07Well, here he is again, folks. Dizzy Dean, brought to you by the makers of Johnson's wax for Carnu.
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- 0:20Howdy, everybody. Get around, you young baseball players, especially you city boys.
- 0:25I've got a story about kids in the baseball dam, and I believe it's something that all you young fellows can learn a lesson from.
- 0:31Coach Dizzy Dean is going into action early today. I can see that.
- 0:35This is Frank Eschen to remind you that every Saturday at this time, Dizzy Dean gives advice to baseball-minded young Americans,
- 0:42answers letters, that's the mailbag department, spins a few of his inimitable yarns about the great and the near great of the diamond,
- 0:48and looks at the big league pennant races.
- 0:51And as a starter today, let's have your story for the youngsters, Coach Dean.
- 0:55I got this idea just one week ago, Frank. I've been thinking about it a lot.
- 1:00Last Saturday after our program for Johnson's car in who I said the path, that's my wife.
- 1:05Mrs. Dean, let's take a nice ride somewhere out in the country. I'd like to see a lot of trees and some hills.
- 1:10Ah, the great Dean had an urge to commune with nature, to visit pastoral scenes, eh?
- 1:15Maybe what you're saying is true, Frank, but I wanted to, all I wanted was to get away from crowds
- 1:20and the hot city streets. Well, Pat said it would be all right for us to take a ride.
- 1:25The car was just as slick and shiny as any I hear you talking about.
- 1:29You see, I feel a responsibility now, and I guess you feel it too, Frank.
- 1:34We just got to have shiny cars. Anyhow, we set out for a ride, and I says, let's go out Highway 30.
- 1:41That's about as pretty a drive as I know in these here parts. So out Highway 30 we went.
- 1:47We left the concrete slab about 30 miles out and took a gravel road in Jefferson County,
- 1:51out through the little town of Cedar Hill. It reminded me of the village in Switzerland.
- 1:56Why, I didn't know you were such a man of travel, Diz. When were you in Switzerland?
- 2:00I never said nothing about being in Switzerland, Frank, but ain't you never heard of moving pictures?
- 2:05Go to the movies, I say, and see the world.
- 2:08Okay, you win. Go on.
- 2:10Well, it was just outside of Cedar Hill, Frank, that I got the idea for something to tell the young ball players about.
- 2:16They climbed a hill, rounded a curve, and went down in the kind of a valley,
- 2:20and there on the side of the road was a big open field.
- 2:23It was the Cedar Hill baseball field, Frank. Some young fellows had a farm tractor on the infield,
- 2:28and they were pulling a big drag. They had that infield smooth as a billiard table.
- 2:33And out in the outfield there was another farm tractor pulling a mower.
- 2:37They had the weeds down slick as could be.
- 2:39You know, Frank, them country kids can learn a thing or two.
- 2:43In the big cities they got park baseball diamonds, and they're all ready when the kids show up for a ball game.
- 2:49But those country boys really love baseball.
- 2:52Here they was Saturday evening when most city kids would be getting ready to go sky-locking
- 2:57and manicuring their baseball diamond and mowing the outfield so they have a nice smooth field to play their weekly ball games on.
- 3:05I couldn't help thinking what a grip this here game of baseball has on us, Frank.
- 3:10Those boys in the small towns really have something, Diz.
- 3:13Don't most of the big league ball players come from the little towns, the farms, and the mining country?
- 3:18I guess that's because them country kids ain't afraid to work, Frank.
- 3:21You see, you can play baseball so much better on a slick field like that.
- 3:25The bounces are more truer for the infielders, and the outfielders really got a lot of territory to roam in.
- 3:31And that Cedar Hill business gave me another thought, Frank.
- 3:34You know, there was a cornfield just beyond the baseball field.
- 3:37It wasn't crowding the ball field on, but what I mean is it was good fertile land right there close to the big river.
- 3:44But somebody who owned that land thought enough of kids and the kids' right to play baseball to pass up that much of this corn crop
- 3:51so them kids could have their baseball diamond and their baseball.
- 3:54Frank, there's a lot of big cities that could take a lesson from what I've seen at Cedar Hill.
- 3:59Why don't the cities provide more baseball diamonds for the youngsters, Frank?
- 4:03You're a good cause, Jerome. More power to that movement for more baseball diamonds for the youngsters.
- 4:08But you've lapsed into another very serious mood.
- 4:11How about a quick change of pace, Diz, right now, and an anecdote in the manner of Dizzy Dean the Storyteller?
- 4:17Okay, Frank, and while we started out about kids, let's go along with that same general idea.
- 4:23You remember Babe Herman, don't you?
- 4:25Yes, indeed, and that sounds good. Babe Herman was good copy.
- 4:28The Babe had traveled around quite a bit, but he was the same old Babe.
- 4:32He was playing in Cincinnati and the Cardinals was playing the Reds, and before the game,
- 4:35Babe's two children was outside the clubhouse.
- 4:38Babe was sure proud of them kids. He always was telling us how bright they was.
- 4:43So after shaking hands with the children and giving them freely up my autographs, I said to Babe,
- 4:48Babe, you always been bragging about how smart these kids are.
- 4:51How about a little demonstration for Pepper Martin and me, right here and now?
- 4:56Well, the Babe didn't know nothing he'd rather do than show off them kids.
- 4:59So he said to the younger one, Honey, how many is six times two?
- 5:03And the youngster spoke real quick and said, Daddy, fourteen.
- 5:08And the Babe says, Not bad, eh, Dizzy? He's only one off.
- 5:13Well, Pepper Martin got a big laugh out of that, and he says, Babe,
- 5:17them really are smart, intelligent children, but that old one seems to be old enough now,
- 5:22why don't you get him in a sickle, in solipetica?
- 5:26We all agreed that it would be fine out here, but Babe Herman thinks it's over for a while,
- 5:31and then he says, No, Pepper, I don't want to spoil either of them kids.
- 5:35Let them walk to school like I did.
- 5:38A real colorful character, that Babe Herman.
- 5:41He sure was, Frank. I heard one story about him that made my eyes pop out.
- 5:46That was back in the lean days of the Dean family, before I hit the jackpot.
- 5:50Babe Herman showed up in training camp one spring, and while he was unpacking his trunk,
- 5:54he found a paycheck from the summer before that had been in the trunk all winter.
- 5:59Frank, it was hard for old Diz with them lean early days to figure how a man could be so rich
- 6:04that he'd just throw a paycheck into his trunk and forget all about it, cashing it.
- 6:08Then you hit the jackpot, Diz, and I guess as you pitched those masterpieces against Carl Hubbell,
- 6:13you too forgot about those checks occasionally.
- 6:16Those games were the giants for something, Frank.
- 6:18This is just a short story, and it's about that old favorite of mine, Pepper Martin.
- 6:22You know, we did have some great games with the giants,
- 6:25and I guess one of the toughest hitters I ever faced was the manager of the ball club.
- 6:29I'm talking about Bill Terry.
- 6:31I always liked to pitch against Bill, even if he did make it kind of rough for me.
- 6:36One day I had him two strikes and nothing real quick.
- 6:39I tried to sneak the next one through there, and Terry hit it right back through the box.
- 6:43A mollum in it. Brother, he liked to took a leg off old Diz's.
- 6:47And Pepper Martin was playing third base for us then,
- 6:50and while I was getting ready to pitch to the next hitter,
- 6:53Pepper walks over to the mound and he was really a grinning.
- 6:56He put up his hands so nobody else could hear it, and he says,
- 7:00Real serious, Jerome, I don't believe you're playing Terry deep enough.
- 7:04Say that Pepper Martin was really something, Diz,
- 7:07and here's something else that is really something.
- 7:09You don't mean Johnson's car in who, do you?
- 7:11That's just what I mean.
- 7:13Tell them about it, Frankie boy.
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- 7:18Does the finish really sparkle, really shine the way you want it to?
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- 8:27Now it's mailbag time, dears, and here's a letter from Colonel Harry Taylor of Dublin, Georgia,
- 8:32who remembers you as a great pitcher who occasionally ran into unusual excitement on the baseball field.
- 8:37He says that as he remembers it, you had a fistfight once with Al Todd in the Texas League,
- 8:42and later with the entire New York Giant Ball Club at Sportsman's Park here in St. Louis.
- 8:46Glad to hear from Colonel Taylor, Frank.
- 8:48I played an exhibition game in Dublin one time.
- 8:51They got a real Southern hospitality down there in Georgia.
- 8:54About them two fights, Frank, I guess I was overmatching both of them.
- 8:57Sounds good. Let's have the story of an overmatched Dizzy Dean.
- 9:00Well, that Todd story won't take long.
- 9:03Al got the idea one day that I was throwing at him,
- 9:06just because he got a base hit.
- 9:08I didn't throw at him, Frank. Honest, I didn't.
- 9:11Or maybe I was trying to move him back from the plate, just a little.
- 9:14Anyhow, Al got the idea I was throwing at him, and the next time up,
- 9:18and he charges out to the mound.
- 9:20I figured I could out-talk him, but he didn't say a word.
- 9:23I was waiting, and I had a good wise crack to let him have.
- 9:27But he popped me without a word, and I kept picking myself up, and he kept knocking me down.
- 9:33Yes, I guess I was overmatched, Frank.
- 9:35And honest confession is good for the soldier, Rome.
- 9:38And now that rumpus with the Giants.
- 9:40I guess Colonel Taylor must be referring to the famous row with the day George Barr called a balk on old ears.
- 9:46Well, Frank, a lot of funny things happened that afternoon, but I didn't have no fight with nobody.
- 9:51I came in out fat without swinging a fist and without getting a scratch.
- 9:55But both teams were on the field swinging, and it looked like a long time to get order restored.
- 10:00In the center of all the fussing and the feuding,
- 10:02two catchers, Gus Mancuso and Mickey Owen, had a little harmless wrestling match.
- 10:07Mickey figured everybody ought to take a man.
- 10:09He was a catcher, so he chose Mancuso, the Giants' catcher, and said,
- 10:13Gus, let's wrestle.
- 10:15Well, when they got everybody quiet, it looked up that Mancuso and Owen was the only ones caught doing anything for sure.
- 10:22So they was ordered out of the game.
- 10:24The only man hurt that day was the most peaceful guy on the field, little Don Guthridge.
- 10:29He didn't hit nobody, but somebody sure hit him.
- 10:32He came out the scrap with the most beautiful black eye I ever seen.
- 10:36What a shiner that was.
- 10:38Frankie Frisch, our dandy little manager, was furious.
- 10:40When they put out Owen, Frisch said to umph, Barr,
- 10:43How about bouncing Mel Oht, too?
- 10:46What far, Barr wanted to know?
- 10:48For hitting little Guthridge, Frisch told him.
- 10:50Barr said he hadn't seen nobody hit Guthridge and started to walk away.
- 10:54But Leo DeRosha tells Barr,
- 10:56Ain't you gonna put Luke out of the game? What far, says Barr, for hitting Guthridge, says DeRosha.
- 11:02Just then Barr ran into Jess Haynes, and old Pop says,
- 11:06George, you aren't going to let Chaoza stay in the game, are you?
- 11:10And Barr says, Mr. Haynes, you're not gonna tell me that Chaoza hit Guthridge.
- 11:15He sure did hit him, George, Haynes insisted.
- 11:18Just look at that eye.
- 11:19Barr did look at Guthridge's eye, and he said afterward that the way it looked,
- 11:23Maybe everybody on the giant club had teed off on poor little Don.
- 11:27Yeah, but Diz, isn't that one of those rare cases where anybody actually got hurt in a baseball, Donnybrook?
- 11:32I mean, usually it's largely a matter of exchanging words at any given number of paces,
- 11:37But seldom a blow landed.
- 11:38That's right, Frank. In the excitement of a ball game, players will pop off and say things they really don't mean.
- 11:44Sometimes they'll even scrap among themselves on the bench or in the clubhouse,
- 11:48Especially in a tight-pinnant race, with everybody pulling hard and so,
- 11:52And the dough hanging on every play.
- 11:54Like the time we lost a tough ball game in New York,
- 11:57An outfielder and an infielder on the old Gas House gang got to join at each other when we got into the clubhouse.
- 12:03But the race was hot and in the stretch, and everybody was pretty well keyed up right then.
- 12:08They started swinging at each other as soon as they got into the clubhouse.
- 12:12We all started to break it up, but Manager Frank Ifrish had his own idea.
- 12:16He says, Stand back, fellas. Give them room. Don't nobody interfere.
- 12:21So the outfielder and the infielder swung at each other.
- 12:24They couldn't hit their weight fighting, though, and ball players ain't trained for boxing.
- 12:28They soon got out of wind, and you could see both was wanting to hear the bell.
- 12:33Then Ifrish stepped in and asked real fancy, if each one felt now that he had defended his honor satisfactorily,
- 12:39They both agreed as they had, so Ifrish made them put their arms around each other and then shake hands.
- 12:45You're both on the same team, see? Frankie told them.
- 12:49So fight the other fellows from here on. Don't fight amongst yourselves.
- 12:53Ah, better than average psychologists, that Ifrish.
- 12:55Now, Mr. Dean, we come to the right and wrong part of the program.
- 12:58That is, how right and how wrong have you been in your prognostications?
- 13:02Let's look at that big league picture as it is today. Mr. Dean, the reporter.
- 13:07Frank, I'm satisfied right now if I can be just half right the way those ball clubs are scrambling around.
- 13:13But let's forget the top of the pennant races for a while.
- 13:16I want to say something about a club down into the second division of the American League.
- 13:20I'm talking about the St. Louis Browns.
- 13:22And what about the Browns make you select them for your spotlight, Professor Dean?
- 13:26A couple of young ball players, Frank. Their names is Dick Kokos and Hank Arp.
- 13:31And they're giving the Browns a big lift. And they're going to help the Browns in more ways than one, Frank.
- 13:36Elucidate, Diz, elucidate.
- 13:38It's this way, Frank. When a couple of young fellows get a chance in it, it attracts a lot of attention.
- 13:43The Browns brought Arp and Kokos up from Toledo. That's a great break for them kids.
- 13:48And it's good advertising for the Browns. Here's the way it works.
- 13:51Kids all over the country wanting to get ahead as fast as possible will hear about this.
- 13:56And they'll say, them Browns are the club that is giving young fellows a chance right now.
- 14:01And so the young ball players will be looking for some Brownish scout to show up.
- 14:05And folks, we hope you'll show up again at this same time next week to listen to Dizzy Dean.
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