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Show #264 Fink Around and Find Out · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you That's Why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to episode two sixty four of BFYTW
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  Speaker 2: Think Around and find Out. It's the return of the
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  Speaker 2: Think Show on bfy TW. Please welcome John Fink and
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  Speaker 2: Gina Wells. Hi guy it Hello, Hello, Hi guys.
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  Speaker 3: Intro gets me so pumped up because I drops the base.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's an amazing intro and I couldn't be
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  Speaker 2: happy to have it. Thank you, doctor.
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  Speaker 4: Letters, Doctor Kerosene Letters.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, as pretty usual. I guess we're going to start
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  Speaker 2: off with a question, and I have no idea what
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  Speaker 2: to ask.
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  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: That's always is there?
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  Speaker 2: I got one? Okay, so we'll start with Gina, and
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of partially inspired by you. Is there Is
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  Speaker 2: there a part of a movie, TV show, book, or
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  Speaker 2: you know, any sort of pop cultural thing that you
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  Speaker 2: don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: Are you wanting me to repeat my question?
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to, but I give you an easy
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  Speaker 2: one if you want to just take that.
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  Speaker 3: In the follow up to Successful Thane by Aaron Randolph
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  Speaker 3: rakeim Inevitability of Life, the character of Lucky gets super
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  Speaker 3: angry about her stealing cookies? Can you explain where such
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  Speaker 3: anger comes from?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Well again, yes, I will briefly explain that. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: if it had just been the stealing of the cookies,
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  Speaker 2: it probably wouldn't have been as big a thing. He
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  Speaker 2: probably would have gotten mad at it, slightly mad at
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  Speaker 2: her and yelled at her, but that would have been it.
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  Speaker 2: But the fact of the matter is he covered She
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  Speaker 2: covered the theft up with something that he worked very
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  Speaker 2: hard to make for her, and he was hurt.
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  Speaker 3: So also, is he the only Scottish person in this village?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the entire world of the book, Yes, he's the
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  Speaker 2: only I like that because it was so difficult to
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  Speaker 2: write in the Cookies. It was so difficult to write
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  Speaker 2: in Scottish, and I still feel like I didn't do
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  Speaker 2: the greatest job.
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  Speaker 3: I loved it.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted him to definitely have his own, his own voice,
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  Speaker 2: and I couldn't see a care named Lucky be any
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  Speaker 2: other any other accent than Scottish. It just it just
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  Speaker 2: seemed to fit.
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of like groundskeeper Willie. You know he's got
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  Speaker 4: to be Scottish.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, just looking at him, right, or even having
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  Speaker 2: that name without even seeing hi.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for explaining. Famed author Aaron Randall, you are welcome.
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  Speaker 2: And John, is there any like pop culture thing, movie, TV,
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  Speaker 2: book or a part of said thing that you just
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  Speaker 2: don't understand.
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  Speaker 4: So much? Honestly? And it's to the point where I'm
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  Speaker 4: getting to that age and I feel like a lot
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  Speaker 4: of that sensation is just like I'm getting older, and
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to have to learn all this new
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  Speaker 4: stuff anymore. I have a brain full of things, and
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  Speaker 4: I remember back to you know, five and a quarter
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  Speaker 4: floppy discs and you know, Apple two ey's and green
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  Speaker 4: screens and programming logo and doing all that stuff, and
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  Speaker 4: so there's not a lot of room for TikTok and
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  Speaker 4: blue sky, and I just don't wanna. I don't want to,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't want to be made to.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's not a question, fair, yea.
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  Speaker 4: It is something that I don't understand though she asked
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  Speaker 4: me though, am I supposed to ask the question? Am
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  Speaker 4: I supposed to ask some kind of question?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, No.
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  Speaker 5: The thing that was that was all My question was
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  Speaker 5: what pisses you off?
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  Speaker 2: That's all that matters.
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  Speaker 4: That's what grinded my gears. Yes, you know what grinds,
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  Speaker 4: my gears.
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  Speaker 2: Grinds, I don't like it, and their opponents our home team,
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  Speaker 2: the Dream Team.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were talking. Gena and I were saying that
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  Speaker 4: we've been on enough times now we rotated all the
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  Speaker 4: way through, that we've gone back around so that the
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  Speaker 4: Fink Show versus now Ye.
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  Speaker 3: Can we be on Aaron's team and get all the
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  Speaker 3: answers right.
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  Speaker 4: Rules?
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  Speaker 2: I think we are allowed to these two questions, and
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  Speaker 2: you two have to fight each other.
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  Speaker 4: You could just narrate between two characters from your books
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  Speaker 4: and your head about them fighting out.
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  Speaker 2: About Yeah I could. I'm not gonna, but I couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: The same question. Is there a pop culture thing, a book, movie,
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  Speaker 2: or a part of said thing that you just don't understand?
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  Speaker 6: I mean everything that has to do with trending, Like,
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  Speaker 6: I don't understand what trends anymore. Man, I showed my boobs.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not getting a bunch of hits. I streamed things
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  Speaker 6: that I shouldn't have streamed. I didn't get a bunch
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  Speaker 6: of hits. Yeah, I followed the people in comment and
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  Speaker 6: things I got banned, Like, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. Yeah, it's not fair, that's not right, No.
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  Speaker 4: That's fair.
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  Speaker 5: And finally, same question. Man, you know, there's just so much.
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  Speaker 7: There's so much, there's so much you you don't even know,
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  Speaker 7: you don't know, you know it is.
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  Speaker 8: They do such a good job at at blurring every
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  Speaker 8: possible line.
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  Speaker 5: And and and changing up the game and the rules
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  Speaker 5: every chance they get.
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  Speaker 4: That talking about pixelating porn.
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  Speaker 5: Who you know what?
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  Speaker 8: I was actually buying time to remember what I actually
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  Speaker 8: had akay.
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  Speaker 3: Words.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No.
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  Speaker 8: So my beef is with trying why do they keep
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  Speaker 8: trying to adapt video games to movies? Mmmmm, like there's
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  Speaker 8: like they never used the source of Borderlands was a
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  Speaker 8: piece of ship, right.
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  Speaker 4: But then the last of us on the other end
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  Speaker 4: of that.
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  Speaker 3: Was when they make it a show, it seems to
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  Speaker 3: do a little better.
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  Speaker 5: But also it depends on if they use the source material.
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  Speaker 2: You can't.
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  Speaker 3: You can't really you can by not using voice actors, right,
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  Speaker 3: I said.
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  Speaker 5: And there's the Mario movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, the new one. Yeah, classic.
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  Speaker 1: I will watch it every time. It's fucking I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: It's not good but fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a great discription.
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  Speaker 5: It's a good B movie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm your host panss haarn and the thing that
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand as a movie called Psycho Beach Party.
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  Speaker 2: One of my absolute best friends in college demanded that
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  Speaker 2: I sit down and watch this movie because she was
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  Speaker 2: she's she thought it was just the funniest damn thing
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  Speaker 2: ever U and Psyco Beach Party is intended to be
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  Speaker 2: a comedy. But I must have laughed a grand great
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  Speaker 2: I must have laughed a grand total of four times
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  Speaker 2: like that. There were funny bits, but I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't get what you see in this movie, Like
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  Speaker 2: it's it's gotten Nicholas Brendan in it from Buffy. I
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  Speaker 2: think he's the biggest name in it. This honest.
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  Speaker 3: Is it like a parody of those old beach party movies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a it's like a parody of those
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  Speaker 2: beach party like Slasher Flecks sort.
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  Speaker 5: Of beach party. Yeah there's that I missed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 4: This false Psycho Beach Party intended to be a comedy.
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  Speaker 2: I would say it's not a good. She loved it,
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  Speaker 2: like she absolutely loved it, and I just didn't get it, Like.
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  Speaker 3: She sit there looking at you for every punchline, like
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  Speaker 3: you know it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was uncomfortable. It was a genuine, genuinely caused a
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  Speaker 2: slight rift in our friendship, but fake.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't by their choice of.
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  Speaker 4: I get that though, like sometimes you feel uncomfortable. I
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  Speaker 4: you know, I was going through improv school. There was
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  Speaker 4: a show where some guy went up to be a
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  Speaker 4: like a parody version of a police officer, and the
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  Speaker 4: joke was that he was taking things too far, and
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  Speaker 4: it was interesting to see, Like, you know, a group
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  Speaker 4: of people are like, I don't like this anymore. I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna step out, and so you're just like, yeah, if
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  Speaker 4: you don't get the joke and it makes you uncomfortable,
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  Speaker 4: then it can't not be that way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you're gonna you're gonna let your friendships offer.
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  Speaker 4: Come on. I mean, if somebody likes it a lot
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  Speaker 4: more and it makes you really uncomfortable, it's going to
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  Speaker 4: create a little bit of distance. Be like, well, you know,
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  Speaker 4: maybe you don't like that sense of humor. It'd be like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, knowing somebody, Okay, Gene Wells, let's put it
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  Speaker 4: this way. Yes, it'd be like, oh, okay, you have
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  Speaker 4: this good friend. I actually hate MST three K. I
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  Speaker 4: never want to see it ever again.
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  Speaker 3: And then I'm not going to force you to watch it, all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, but it's going to be like, well that's.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go get ice cream and you enjoy this together.
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  Speaker 9: Then yeah, all right, Well, our two teams are going
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  Speaker 9: to play a variety of panel show style games, and
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  Speaker 9: has the most points at the end of the episode wins.
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  Speaker 2: The episode probably games and gets to continue breathing.
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  Speaker 10: Wait that what you said to almost these little box Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: so to be sure to be clear, the other team
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  Speaker 10: gets continue breathing as well.
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  Speaker 4: It's weird because on the bottom of the box it
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  Speaker 4: says you have a two minute life span that resets
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  Speaker 4: the clock every time you breathe. It's kind of freaking
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  Speaker 4: me out. I mean, to be fair, that is accurate.
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  Speaker 4: That is actually a true thing. With her breathing for two.
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  Speaker 2: Minutes, you will die. Maybe not necessarily anyway.
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  Speaker 4: You know, there's free divers that yeah, I can.
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  Speaker 2: We are not a science show. Let's play why not.
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  Speaker 2: Our first game is called find the Think not that one.
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  Speaker 2: I've got that three news stories here, but one of
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  Speaker 2: them is made up entirely of whole cloth. I completely
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  Speaker 2: invented it.
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  Speaker 4: The other such a challenge for somebody that works professionally
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  Speaker 4: in the news industry.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm hoping I got a challenge here for you,
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  Speaker 2: because I don't think you have covered all of these.
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  Speaker 2: So here are your three stories, one at a time,
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  Speaker 2: and then I'll let our teams decide which ones they
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  Speaker 2: want to go for. Story number one, police celebration over
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  Speaker 2: catching car thief with new drone cut short by fine
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  Speaker 2: from aviation authorities. A local UK police department had taken
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  Speaker 2: a brand new drone for a spin, managed to capture
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  Speaker 2: a car thief on camera, used the drone to follow
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  Speaker 2: them until the thief could be caught, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: had a press conference and let everybody know their new
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  Speaker 2: drone had already caught somebody. Unfortunately, they were swiftly contacted
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  Speaker 2: by the CAA, which is the Civil Aviation Authorities, the
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  Speaker 2: British version of our own FAA, and were informed they
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  Speaker 2: would be fine for flying in protected airspace without permission.
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  Speaker 1: It broke the law.
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  Speaker 5: That's believable.
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  Speaker 1: It's very believable.
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  Speaker 2: Any thoughts, John and Gina.
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  Speaker 4: Wasn't that two stories?
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  Speaker 2: That's just one.
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  Speaker 3: That's just the one. It seems very plausible. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: familiar with it, but.
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  Speaker 4: Same hmmm, it could be.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's British.
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  Speaker 1: Aaron made it up.
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  Speaker 5: British. Like everything else.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to read before we guess right.
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  Speaker 4: We're voting on each one after the end of each story.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no no, We're going to get all through.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go through all three one at.
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  Speaker 4: A time, all right, And yes, this is just sort
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  Speaker 4: of preliminary. I'm reading.
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  Speaker 2: I'm reading the headline and then a summary of it.
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  Speaker 3: We should act like we've been here before. Jesus he
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  Speaker 3: puts back.
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  Speaker 4: On the team together and it's all sloppy.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, I understand that's your way. Okay, So here's
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  Speaker 2: story number two.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not smart enough.
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  Speaker 2: Here's story number two. Seven emotional support tigers seized from
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  Speaker 2: Nevada man's home. Nevada police recently arrested a man as
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  Speaker 2: he refused to relinquish what he claimed were his emotional
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  Speaker 2: support animals. Unfortunately, they were seven tigers, six of which
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  Speaker 2: the man claimed to have purchased from Joe Exotic, the
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  Speaker 2: Tiger King. The man lacked the proper permits to keep
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  Speaker 2: the big cats. No charges have yet been filed, but
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  Speaker 2: the man plans to fight the seizure of his tigers
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  Speaker 2: in court.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, tiger had seizures.
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  Speaker 2: Man, No, they didn't have seizures.
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  Speaker 4: They were seized under its giant tongue. Maybe life. It's
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  Speaker 4: a giant enough tongue have to be like a laptop
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  Speaker 4: case or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, tigers. Oh my, I wonder how much they today.
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  Speaker 4: And it swallowed its own tongue. That's so crazy. Sorry,
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  Speaker 4: I'm thinking about different things.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine the costs for housing seven tigers.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, that's gonna be so expanistical.
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  Speaker 8: Cost of trying to house seven tigers on your own basically, well.
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  Speaker 4: In the amount of like the amount of like food
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  Speaker 4: you have to I don't even know what they eat.
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  Speaker 3: Meat, Yeah, yeah, clean it up after them.
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  Speaker 1: You get a ton of chickens.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have, like, they don't eat frosted flakes, you know,
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  Speaker 3: even though it's a tiger.
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  Speaker 4: To that, because they're right.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for the Yeah, all right, are you ready for
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  Speaker 2: story number three? Okay, Florida woman claims to have found
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  Speaker 2: the face of the Virgin Mary and a tin of
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  Speaker 2: whiskers cat food. Internet disagrees. Woman flips out attacks off
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  Speaker 2: federal agent a picture this week, but not for the
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  Speaker 2: reasons The poster hoped. A Florida influencer found what she
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  Speaker 2: claimed was the face of the Virgin Mary on the inside.
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  Speaker 11: Lid of a tin of Whiskers cat food, posting it
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  Speaker 11: to cry and Instagram, among others, and the Internet did
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  Speaker 11: what it does and opened an extra large can of
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  Speaker 11: vicious mockery.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
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  Speaker 2: The original post has since been taken down, but the
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  Speaker 2: mockery appears to have followed her, as when she was
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  Speaker 2: identified at a local bar, she started to fight, unknowingly
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  Speaker 2: attacking an off duty agent, and she was swiftly arrested.
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  Speaker 2: Charges are pending.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, it's Florida. This is all on par.
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  Speaker 5: So what I'm hearing is one of the other two
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  Speaker 5: are the fake ones?
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  Speaker 3: You never know?
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  Speaker 2: Uh fuck?
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  Speaker 3: Did she cut his throat with the lid from the cat?
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  Speaker 4: I love you?
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  Speaker 2: Carried it around with.
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  Speaker 4: Like she threw it like Kung Lao's hat, like.
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  Speaker 3: Virgin mar reality.
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  Speaker 4: It was amazing, all right?
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  Speaker 2: So, John and Gena, you're guests, which means you get
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  Speaker 2: to go first. Which of these three stories do you
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  Speaker 2: think it's fake?
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  Speaker 4: What do you think they're gene wolves? What do you
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  Speaker 4: what do you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not I believe in the first one, which was
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  Speaker 3: what was it the cop the drone following and the
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  Speaker 3: drone and.
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  Speaker 4: The British version of the f a A coming after
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  Speaker 4: him because they were in restricted airspace following.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Florida one seems so crazy, it's true. Yeah, the Tiger
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  Speaker 3: one seems so crazy. It's true.
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  Speaker 4: I think I think it's because ship like that happens
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  Speaker 4: in the United States. We assume it happens everywhere else,
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  Speaker 4: but the UK is probably like, hey, by the way,
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  Speaker 4: we're following a criminal, and they're like, all right, go
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  Speaker 4: right ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Please lend your drone a lot.
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  Speaker 4: We're following a guy that's so car Oh, scoring ahead,
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  Speaker 4: then pardon me on the way back, can you drink
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  Speaker 4: get a cup of tea from me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: All right, So I take it you guys are going.
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  Speaker 3: With story number one, yes, please.
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  Speaker 2: Okay Stevie, and you cannot go with story number one
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  Speaker 2: you may have two or sorry.
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  Speaker 5: Well, first of all, the Florida one's.
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  Speaker 8: Gotta be real, because like it's Florida, it's Florida. The
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  Speaker 8: only thing why I'm thinking the Tiger one isn't real
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  Speaker 8: is because the logistical care for seven tigers.
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  Speaker 5: As someone who.
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  Speaker 3: Has yeah, you have experienced.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's such a next mensive endeavor.
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  Speaker 3: You've cared for a tiger.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, wait a minute, you guys, you cared
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  Speaker 4: for a tiger. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So when I was in.
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  Speaker 4: College, all right, it's a reflex.
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  Speaker 8: I went for the animal management program and that included
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  Speaker 8: uh internships working at like an aquarium, horse stable, or
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  Speaker 8: a zoo.
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  Speaker 5: And I got to work with the big cats.
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  Speaker 4: That's so cool.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be too afraid to go near it.
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  Speaker 8: Oh no, I got to work with rhinos, elephants, your
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  Speaker 8: ass man, don't trust.
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  Speaker 4: Right? Good? How you worked with giraffes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Hey, hey, what you have a thing about giraffs?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't have a thing about that.
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  Speaker 2: They have a thing about you. Yeah, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Don't trust them watching you with or bastards saucer sized eyes.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, but for seven tigers, that's a that's fun.
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: A lot of meat and to a lot of money.
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: And if you if you fall short in any of that,
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: they gotta get it from somewhere.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: A lot of stretch.
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: Do like boxes, they do.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: The big cats are like cats.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Should get a big magical about cardboard.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta be.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: All right, Stevie and you guys are going with story
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: number two, I believe, and the Think show John and
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Gina are going to story number one, number one. I
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: am happy to reveal that the fake story in this
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: event is story number three.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: I made.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I made that whole. I'm thy we were sure was
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Tiger's thing. Was a recent story happened here, however, the
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: police celebrating over the new drone and getting fined by
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: the authorities. That happened in the late two thousands. That
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: makes I kind of cheated. It was just to make it,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: just to make it more difficult, but it was the story,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: and it did hit the news at point. It did
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: happen and they got fined, so.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I figured it out. He was laughing at that one
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: the most nobody gets any points.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: For game one ship, so it's tied. We're going to
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: break this tie with game number two. Game two is
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: and we're going to play it. Stop that I didn't
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: want to get Come on, we are yep, yep, we
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: have to go to go to break, just go to break,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: just do it, just just hit the thing, hit the button. Please, m.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry he didn't put his finger down.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I thought they were trying to break me. Now now
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I understand they're here to break the loggie.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: What did you eat for dinner?
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: That's so gross you? Okay, I'm sorry.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Game two is called Find the Kink three stories about
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: real people who have bizarrely specific fetishes. The names have
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: been changed, of course, to protect the innocent, uh and
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: the guilty. Our players are going to take the players
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: guessing at what they think the fetish could be. The
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: funniest of the four players will earn a point for
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: their team, but you can also earn two points if
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: you're correct or close enough to what the kinkids that
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I decided to give it to you right right. So
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: you may want to go funny, you may want to
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: go serious. It's up to you how you want to
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: play it. Seriously. We're going to do one story at
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: a time, so I'm going to read a story number
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: one about our first fetish. Haver Augie is a forty
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: year old man right the wife and children.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: He says.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: He says, he said you said up a bit.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: He says he didn't notice when this kink started, but
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I took you that in confidence.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, but.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Every Saturday before having sex with his wife. He would
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: narrate stories to himself about specific things that happened during
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: his military service and that would get him aroused.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Hmmm.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: So it does a lot of grab ass going on
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: in the military.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: You would smoking.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Gun polish in there.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: There is at So I let John Gina go first
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: last time. So dream team, it's going to be your
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: turn to go first. Damn could either one of you
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: like to posit a guess?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I totally forgot how to answer this.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: You're supposed to like, name the kink?
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Is that it?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me what his actual his actual fetishes. If
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: you're right, you'll get two points. If you're funny, you
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: might get one point.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm. I'm trying to understand.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: It's okay, we'll get there at some point.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: So I'm supposed to give it the actual name of it, right? No?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: No is?
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so's he looks to feel like he's.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: Surrounded like by a bunch of other guys and stuff,
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: and that's he'll get some loft. So that's why he
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: remembers all the time in the military.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Always surrounded by a whole just homosexuality. Is this?
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: I didn't say it at the end of the day.
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: He looks like, maybe you like to people watching. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: don't know people fucking everywhere.
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: It's just really somebody there shirtless games all right, the
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: jet what.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: How he derives all he knows about.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Play in play in the boys.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: But it's a he's really into reciting.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: This is my rifle, this is.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: That's fair. Okay, okay, full metal jerk off.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: We've got a solid contender from the moniest point.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: I'm helping him.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: John and Gina, what do you think? Remember, you each
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: get to give me an answer, So.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: All right, I feel like I've got an idea of one. Okay,
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: he was a he was a medic in the service,
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: and he's hauling the times that he had to catheterize
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: people because he loves being with the sound.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Sound of a catheter.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: For sounding sounding.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Right, I mean that's correct.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: But manipulating all those penises, it could look so huge
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: putting that huge tube in there.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of privates in the military.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: I'm all right, exchange of ideas.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I like this scratch back, I scratched it.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I'm going to try to guess for the accuracy and
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: say in the military, especially in like boot camp. I'm
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: sure you get screamed at. So it was like a
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: humiliation kink.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: A strong choice, actretty strong choice.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: That's a really good one.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, I can tell you that nobody got
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: it exactly right. Augie is a narratophiliac and is aroused
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: by dirty words, curse words, and talking about sex, which
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: is the exact opposite, the exact opposite of yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: So you only get turned on by clean words.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna pour this bleach all over you get you
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: so sanitary.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Point, the point for the funniest answer has to go to.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Right, stee. We have the bleed for now, but there's
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: two stories to go, and John and Gina at this
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: time you will go first story number two, I'm scared.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Stevie is a fifty eight year old Australian man who
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: is frequently told who was frequently told by his parents
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: as a child that erections were disturbing or dirty. Stevie
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: describes his first encounter with this kink as a result
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: of the extreme lengths he went to to hide his
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: masturbation from his parents, choosing to frequently lie in an
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: old garage. He expresses his kink in a healthy way
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: with his wife, but noted he was happiest when his
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: wife was breastfeeding. And John and Gina, you are first up.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: You hear me for a loop with that last.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was definitely. I was there for a second.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Then I was like, wait a second, what the hell.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: His kink.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: He's one of the kid the ones that likes to
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: act like a baby. So he's so ashamed of having
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: an erection that he had a regressional energy as far
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: as that sexual energy, and so went back in time
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: and he's the happiest when his wife is breastfeeding. So
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: it sees he's got to be the baby. He's got
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: to wear diapers and have in his garage, probably set
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: up a baby's playroom of some sort. That's my guess.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, I think he has this old house kink garage
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: and Bob Vila gets him there.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Oh God, measure twice and you only really need to
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: just cut once.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: The fairly common.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: So hot.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: I think what happens is because he was about his
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: directions or whatnot. Okay, he took it so mutched heart
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: that he became a ninja in his adulthood. Now hes around,
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: but the only time you can really get off is
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: when he sees his wife like breastfeeding. She's not expecting
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: it right in the back of her head.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: It just works because.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: He's he's doing to the back of her head.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: You clear up what he's hitting her in the back
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: of the head. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, all right, which
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: was like the first thing you popped in my head.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I'm like Jesus got yeah talking about.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Said that's blotted control of his penis.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in control. I should be clear and I
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: should have said before before you even started. It's like,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: all of these are things that are legal and people
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: appreciate if you kept your guesses in the same realm.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: This is still legal.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Ye your wife no, no, no, no, no, this.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Is just yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, if you just murder her with you.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: You can slay her vagina.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. That's gonna say she is a
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: low to murder you.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was shot, all right.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Just shot the back many.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Shot my band name and color.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: That's right on Twister Tuesday, right there? Yeah, shot, you
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: saved me.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: He likes to dip his balls and warm milk.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think we have your winner there.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Specifically in the garage.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Me the eyes and goes please save me, and I
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: just pushed the boy went.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: I will not.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to reveal it. Once again, nobody got
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: it right. I'm sorry. Stevie is a celero food. He
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: enjoys soiling or dirty ing his partner during sex, and
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: the reason he enjoyed breastfeeding is because when he sprayed
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: her breast milk on her, it looked like semen.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: All right, Okay, I think it's.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Kind of enjoyed getting dirty himself in the old garage.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: That's a little bit of a yeah. The breastfeeding thing
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: was a little bit of a red crutch hair.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: However, sadly I thought Gina was gonna run away with it.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: But once again, Augie gets the funny point.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: I can't yeah, I can't hold a candle to that.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: That was so funny and I did not expect.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: It at all.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: That was good work.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, all right, our.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Third and final story. It is still possible for John
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: and Gina to win. They need the funny point and
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: the correct point, but if they just get it correct,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: they will tie. Story number three, Aaron is a thirty
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: two year old woman who didn't find something interesting or enjoyable.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Are familiar until an.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Interaction in her early in which there was a particular
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: item on the wall of the bedroom and she was
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: astonished at how much more aroused she was. She says
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: enjoying herself sexually would be much more difficult without the Internet,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: but that she could probably find a way. So Kit
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Points didn't enjoy sex until she had sex in her
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: bedroom with a particular item on the wall, and says
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: it would be much more difficult to enjoy herself without
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: the Internet. Yeah, so Stevie and you guys first and
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: in the chamber, alright, I cannot wait for him to
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: hit me.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: So here's my ship one first before all he goes
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: with him? Is it a mounted deer head?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: The Internet connected mounted deer head?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Mouth beast?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Did you get like and stuff and people wearing them?
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Time a good freak?
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Instead of five? G it's five point.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Get a little horny?
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: What do you got, Genie?
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: Gina called out mine it was it was gonna be
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: the singing.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Sorry that through the bedroom.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: That was so hot?
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: All right, John and Gina? What do you got?
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Do you think? Jeane Wills?
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I think the thing on the wall was a window,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: and the Internet is her only fans account, and she
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: lets people come by and be a live audience, and
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: she shoots ping pong balls out the window. I won't
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: say it from where.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: All right, John, I am going to say that she
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: cannot enjoy it unless she has the price is right going?
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Wait the bomb barker carry It doesn't matter. It's the
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: only way she can come on down.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: One dollar one dollar?
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, going so hard.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: I will spy, I will spy.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I will oh my god. All right, that's a real
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: switch room.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: That's the right one.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I think almost left me on a cliffhanger. You were
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: one away, all right? So literally because John is getting
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: the point for the funest one, but Gina is correct, Aaron.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Aaron is an antagonist opheliac. The object on the wall
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: was a mirror, and she enjoys being watched or being
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: on camera while having sex. So that is three points
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: to John and Gina.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: What is this victory?
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: I put everybody enjoyed watching video having sex.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: That's not something special, No, not everyone enjoys.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: I think the point is that she cannot get off
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: without it.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she couldn't get off without it.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: So that I can't believe I stumbled onto that.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: That is an incredible victory for John and Gina.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: That is come in behind what two episodes.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: And it is two to zero. However, the final game
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: is worth three points, so Stevie and Aggie can still
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: win the episode, and we'll find out if they can
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: right after.
• 36:57
  Speaker 12: This Streetings, fellow nerds, it's Garrett. You're host of the
• 37:09
  Speaker 12: Node Act Nerd, part of Odd Pods Media, the podcast
• 37:11
  Speaker 12: where we explore the vast realms of geekdom, from the
• 37:14
  Speaker 12: latest superhero flicks, the retros, video games, and everything in between.
• 37:17
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• 37:22
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• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Welcome back. It's time for game three. Game three is
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: going to be fine The Stink Oh also known as
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: the Dumpster Fire OH. Our players are going to take
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: turns selecting something from the category that annoys them that
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: they wish would be removed from society forever. Every round,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I'll choose the one that irritates me the most, and
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: that player will earn a point for their team. The
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: first team to get three points wins the game and
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: earns three episode points and a score being what it
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: is that team will win the game. Oh shoot, so
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: our first category is cookery TV? What about cooking shows?
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Do you wish would be tossed into a dumpster fire forever?
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Stevie and Ougi, you guys are behind. So I'll give
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: you the choice. Do you guys want to go first?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Or do you want to make the the finger shows?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: We each get to choose one, right, Yeah, you each
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: get choosees. We'll go first.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's whoever wins it for.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: Their Yeah, I'm My answer about the cookery TV is
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: how fucking easy these bassards make all this shit fucking
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: look and you do it and have your kitchens on
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: fire and I can't find the fucking flower anywhere, cover
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: all of it all over the floor. It makes no
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: fucking sense. Dude, I don't get it, and I cook.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like at your job, Yeah, and you don't.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: You don't want to have an open fire next a
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: bunch of flower, especially if you throw it in the air.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: It's not good.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Is that flammable? It's very I didn't know that.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can make like a fire misted a flower.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it has to be it has to be spread
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: like in the air, Like if you put a pile
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: of flower on a flame, it's just gonna put it out.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: The particles are spread.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why a lot of the windmills would explode
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: because they were flower mills and so it was creating
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: that certain perfect mixture. And then they'd have a candle
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: every once in a while or a spark or something,
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: and so it would explode the windmill.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: I thought, just because the wind got so strong that
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: it started taking off and fluid.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not saying that's not part of it,
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: but you know I am.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: I'm saying that's not part Okay, all right, happen. So
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: that's your just how easy they make it look and
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: then it turns out.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah them, if you're watching the kids do some fucking
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: like pie shit today, Like one made a fucking pie
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: look like a goddamn raccoon and I'm just like, and
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: it looked edible, like not really.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Not a cake a pie, yes.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: And ship.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Like it's insane, dude. I'm like, I would never really
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: No frustrating.
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: I just don't really care for like all the like
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: reality TV like competition. Oh okay, like streaming at each other.
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: It's like, no one, no one who works in.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: The cooking industry wants to stand around screaming at each other.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: It's already stressful enough.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's true, that's true.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: I'll support that. Actually, I have a friend that works
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: when Marcus works in a really high end restaurant thing,
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: and he will not watch the Bear because it's like, hey,
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: it's too much and triggering, it's too triggering. And then
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: he's like, there's so many inaccuracies within it just to
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: make it more triggering on purpose for dramatic effect, that
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: it's annoying me. So he was going to say, I
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: know that's not a real thing, but yeah, anyway.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Out of nowhere. My favorite cookery competition I've ever seen
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: is Gastronauts on the dropout streaming service Fantastic, fantastic.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, check it out.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: For sure. They get they get comedians to challenge them
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: to make a certain kind of dish. So the comedians
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: are given free raim to come up with whatever they want.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: And some of these challenges are so weird and so unique.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: But the actual competition is friendly, like there's no like
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: the ship that he's talking about, which is irritating for
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: anyone to watch. Anyway, So John and Gina, what do
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: you got?
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: I I will start, if that's all right, Gene Wolves,
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: I will say that I find cookery shows unacceptable because
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: they have strayed too far from God. The mount rushmore
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: of original cook TV shows from our childhood is but
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: a mirror relic, and I will not accept any other
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: cookery TV show other than the original og Iron Chef
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: in Japan. It is the perfect cookery TV show, a competition,
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: frantic cameramen running around that you can see them running
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: around just like with that their life depends on it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: It looks like disaster scene reporting. It's amazingly dubbed. The tastings.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: You can see them rolling their lies, like oh god,
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: this is terrible. But then you hear the audios like, oh,
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: this is the best thing I've ever had, and like
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: it's amazing because you don't know who any of them are,
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: and they treat the famous people like they're so famous.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: It's a great show. It's the perfect show. And the
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: reporter like he has an on scene reporter for the
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: cooking while it's happening. There's no like hidden like and
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: suddenly it's done and we'll place it on the counter.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Anything other than that is fucking bullshit. So all right, that.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Very passionate you are last to go.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: What do you got?
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: I don't like the stories you watch? Emerald and he
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: starts going, this reminds me of when I was growing
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: up in New York, and you're like, I don't give
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: a fuck, just tell me how to cook the Emerald.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Like the story.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, did you just add in salt? I don't
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: because you were flapping your lips. I missed it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just randomly throwing ship at it, not labeling. Dam Yeah,
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: what what was that?
• 43:45
  Speaker 12: Bam?
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: What was that? Bam?
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, no, I get to choose which one. I
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: think I have to go with Augie's because he's right,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: there are a million fucking competitions.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I turned on the TV at my dad's once and
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: I saw, like, was it fucking the dude with the
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: wild hair whose name I can ever remember? Yeah, it
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: was like it was like a cookery show. It took
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: place inside a supermarket and they they spun a wheel
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: to determine what ingredient they had to include, and I
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: was just like, calm the funk on. I'm like, this
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: isn't anything I haven't seen in like three million other
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: cookery shows.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Like that next level thing with like the three level
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: thing that keeps going up and down. I'm like, I'm
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: not gonna watch that.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I haven't even seen that one.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a new one out. It's got like three
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: different levels, and then the ingredients have a dumbwaiter that
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: goes up and down in the center. And it's more
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: about the game than actual cooking. It's like, come on, man.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: We're playing over Cooked in real life now essentially.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, they're playing a video game.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: So that's gonna be first topic to Stevie and Augie.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: You guys have one point. We're gonna move on to
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: this time. John and Gena, you're gonna go first. Okay,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: skinn't care. What about skincare? Would you throw into a
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: dumpster fire?
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Geene wolves, would you like to go first?
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I don't like all the scammy bullshit, like the face rollers,
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: for the pads that pull toxins from your feet. It's
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: just reacting to your sweat. So a lot of like
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: conning people who don't understand and taking their dollars.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a good one.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, John, what do you got?
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: I am sick to death of gender washed products. I
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: am done with like gender washed So like dove for men,
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: oh and like you know, pink razors for women, you know. Yeah,
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: and then they're because they're because they're three dollars a
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: pack more.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: So look, I understand specifically with razors, it started off
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: as our technology had an advance with razors, and so
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: when you shave your legs, the razor has to be
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: at a different angle. So I understand that starting off
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: that way, but we progressed past that now Yeah, now
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: it's got the swivel. It doesn't really matter as much.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: So charging someone extra because they are dude wipes versus
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: just like some fucking peppermint wipes. Yeah, don't flush those
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: even if they say flushable, don't flush them, do it.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: But yeah, like all these things, and then look, I
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: can talk for an hour about ingredients, cancer causing ingredients,
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: things that irritate your skin, like they're not labeled well enough,
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: people not reading the labels.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: To go with one thing here, gender washing.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I thought we were starting a separate podcast.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Off.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna stick with.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I don't like about you know what else?
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: I got another thing.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Things I hate, like Joe Pas from Lethal Weapon God.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah in the drive through the skincare.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Gender washing, I'm gonna stick with the gender washing.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Gender washing fair enough? Uh, Steve and AUGI what do
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: you guys.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Got that greasy residue feeling you get after putting it
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: on you? I hate putting on useless No something you
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: don't have the to I mean, I got stuff now,
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: but before I get medical stuff.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: You just find it and you wipe it on someone else.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the best part.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Well you started getting You're on your face all over them.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Do you ever do the thing where you put a
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: big loop lotionan in your hand and you can go
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: chew and then wipe it on somebody? Oh it's the best.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Uh uh.
• 48:03
  Speaker 8: The ecological impact of plastics.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: You know, all the plastic in our ocean, where do
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: you think it comes from? Not all from the cosmetic industry.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: It comes from lotion.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I just found a study that chewing gum
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: releases microplastics in your mouth that I believe.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Not surprised I'm already carry him in my balls. Why don't.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: You've got a spoon's worth of plastic in your brain,
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: worth of microplastics in your brain.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: It's basically a lego.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I'll show you my back plug is
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: if you show me up.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, I think this point almost certainly has
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: to go to Gina.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: In fact, in fact, it feels like the gender washing
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: stuff could easily fall into scammy bullshit.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Yes, a subsectar Gina.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: One gets to that point is tied up one.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: All oh fuck.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna move on to our third category, and
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: this time Stevie and AUGI will go first. Okay, funerals.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: What about funerals? Would you like to throw into a
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: dumpster fire?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: They're not as fun as they used to be.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Here, go wow, funerals put the fun back in funerals.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: You'd get people hammered as fuck somebody who had put
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: up some funny as pictures on the giant glage of picture.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: You're thinking of the wake.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all the same to me.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: We would get trashed and just have a good time,
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: that's all I I mean, I don't drink anymore, so
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: I don't know that's probably I don't go to funerals.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: So we need to make them funny.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, make fu fun again.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: Put the fun back in funeral.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Behind that, funerals are two somber, says TV.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Enough marching bands.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: Like it's expensive to die.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: Fuck it is, dude, holy thing.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: I can't afford to die.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: You can't afford to live either.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: It sucks.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: I'll just lay in a suitcase or whatever.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: It's like, it's rights.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: It costs too much, too much, just burial, body in
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: the ground.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I like both your answers. Well done, Wow, John and Gena.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Can you top either of those gene wolves?
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Would you like to go first? You want to?
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Yes? I know, go ahead.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Uh well. I was just reading an article today
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: that the United Kingdom has developed a murder Prediction AI
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: tool to identify individuals most likely to commit homicide. And
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: this is our true story. Nothing screams justice like Minority
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Report meets tea time and so I'm.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Just AI, which we've conclusively and repeatedly proven it's foulible
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: as fucked.
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: Didn't they do this in Captain America Winter Soldier?
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, this is the real life, guys, this
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: is the news. I'm sorry, I'm a newsman, so this
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: is a real thing, and so I'm just sort of
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: more I feel like, you know, we're gonna have to
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: throw the whole thing into the dumpster. As far as
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: eulogies and state, you know have ones like you know,
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: dearly beloved, we are presumably gathered here today to maybe
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: honor the life or projected version thereof of Todd Ellison,
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: a man who, according to the UK State of the
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Art murder prediction tool, was flagged as ninety nine point
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: eight likely to serial kill. Did he actually kill anyone, No,
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: but the algorithm was pretty sure he would have eventually
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: under certain conditions, with an eighty percent confidence rating, and
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: let's be honest, that's higher than most tender compatibility matches.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: And so, with great reluctance and mild paperwork, society did
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: what any civilized people would do when faced with the
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: threat of potential future murder. We pre exec cute.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: At him, it is how they'd spin it. Pre executed.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, in mister Ellison's case, in a shocking revelation that
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: surfaced just hours after his very conditional cremation, it turned
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: out there just been a typo in the system. One
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: single keystroke tool label the serious. He was just a
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: serial microwaver. He microwaved fish in the office.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: So okay, so I'll start again. What about funerals? Would
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: you throw into a dum?
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: I think we're gonna have to throw them all in.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: We're gonna have to throw all of our pre made
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: eulogies into the dumpster. Yeah, okay, we're gonna have to
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: make more room. I guess too.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Like to be fair, you have a genuine, legitimate complaint.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: It's just not about funeral.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: He's gonna type five.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Will be all right, Gene?
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: What do you having to be social? This kind of
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: goes with what Stevie said, I don't want to go
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: to a park. Pready now, thanks mom, She.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Was always stretching. She can go talk to someone.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to go talk to those people that
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: you swear to yourself you'd never speak to again. Yeah.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: I just avoided those people at the funerals or the wakes,
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: you know, what have you in.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Anyway, Yeah, I gotta go over here.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: This point is going to go to Stevie because fuck yeah,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: I've said it before and I'll say it again when
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I go. I want my funeral to be a fucking party.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: I want people to be having fun. I want them
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: to be sharing funny stories about me. I want them
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: to be laughing. I want them to because that's that's
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: the life that I led, like I was always about
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: laughing and having a good time. That's what was most
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: important to me in all of this world, as sad
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: as that is, was that around me are laughing and
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: having a good time. And if my funeral is a
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: sad affair with people crying, my ghost form will come
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: around and bitch slap those people until they stop.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I'll do it.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I'll fucking do it. I ain't scared. I ain't scared.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I want I want funerals to be less somber.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Take a celebration of the person who wants not not
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: a sad he's not here anymore. Well, he graced your
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: life with something incredible. Celebrate it, you know.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Okay. Anyway, So what you're saying is when it's time
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: to summon you, is that we create a pentagram of
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: our collective tears, yes, and then stand around and wait
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: for the slapping. I mean said you were going to
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: come back if there was crying, that that theoretically could work. Okay,
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: good write, I would honestly.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Still prefer just I don't know. I would honestly still
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: prefer the standard virgin sacrifice. But I mean, whatever you
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: want to do is fine.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: So would you want a virgin? They don't know what
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: they're doing, That's why.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: You sacrifice them. So h Steve advice, They weren't experienced.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: That took a turn.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was good, you dick.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: You might want to get your tires checked after that turn.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: All right, Oggie and Stevie have John and Gina have won.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: There are only two categories left in John and Jeanne
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: and both of them Stevie and oh you just need
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: to take one of these to win the game. John
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: and jean are going to go first, this time on
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: the category of and this is a fun one movies
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: starring pro wrestlers. What about or indeed what entire movies
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: starring pro wrestlers? Would you throw into a dumpster firejeen wolves?
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Do you want to go first? Or should I go first?
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: You?
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: All right, I'll go.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, some movies you absolutely leave alone. They Live, Princess Bride, Predator. Yeah,
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: but the Rock is a horrible hastily finished CGI Scorpion
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: and Mummy returns right into the dumpster. Yeah, there was
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: no reason it had to be the rock yep. Yeah,
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: and he wasn't good.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: Nope yeah, damn And it looked like shit.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: They got that done I think a couple of weeks
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: before the premiere.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, it was last minute, greatful John, What do you
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: got I am going to go with?
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: Nineteen ninety six is Santa with Muscles starring Hulk Hogan.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot about that?
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: The fuck carrying a rotten Tomato score of checking checking zero.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Hulk Hogan stars as a cell absorbed millionaire who, after
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: a head injury, believes he is Santa Claus and must
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: save an orphanage from an evil scientist. Times says this
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: movie is so bad it makes the room look like
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Citizen Kane. The one quote about it said, I watched
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: this with my kids that they now hate Christmas.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Like Sam.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: I will say. The silver lining to this movie is
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: it had some early that seventy show ancestry with Baby
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Melacunas and Don Stark in it. Who was the dad
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: with the fro Okay, Well, so.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: I am across.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: The way neighbors.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Jingle the Bells, Dad, Yeah, Tanya Roberts was amazing.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway, good show, Steem and Agi. Yeah, it's your turn.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: What about or indeed, what entire movies starring pro wrestlers
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: would you throw into a dumpster fire?
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Fuck it, I'm gonna fucking twist this ship around. Motherfucker.
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: I'm saying there's not enough fucking movies and fucking pro wrestlers.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, let that's fucking true.
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: I remember back in the day we were kids, if
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: a fucking pro wrestler was in anything, everybody went and
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: to watch Dex. We were into fucking wrestling and ship.
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: I think, fuck it, man, let's bring back the Bushwhackers.
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: Let's put those into fucking fucking like home and Garden
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: shows or something.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, let's just go ape shit.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Man, Let's put Welcome to the Bushwhackers whack bushes.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, fucking seriously, let's do it.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: The Topiary show you've been waiting for, Oh yeah, I like.
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: Cheesy shit, but and then saw them. You might find
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: like some diamonds and shit, man, you might find something
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: that can act like really really well, you don't know.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Oh you know what movie just reminded me of? Do
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: you remember that movie starting The Big Show, Fucking he was.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: He was like an orphan and this guy found him
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: in an orphanage and made him into a wrestler. But
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: he was just this big, childish dude. Yeah, I remember
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: watching it with Jorge. I think it was at the
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: fire hall and I thought you were there, but it
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: was a while ago. It was kind of childish humor,
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: but it was genuinely very funny, because like, I've never
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: seen The Big Show be funnier.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: I thought it was you don't know what the fuck
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: you're gonna find fucking do it. So as many wrestlers
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: in the movies and TVs, you can't find it.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, as long as they got talent, and some
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: of them very clearly are very good on the mic,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: so you know they know what they're doing. Ogie.
• 59:42
  Speaker 8: Man, It's like there's so much to piggyback off of,
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: but I don't want to do any of that, So
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: I'm just like trying to figure out something original.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: But I guess there's just.
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: Nothing really original about like pro wrestlers doing movies. They
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: always seem to be just kind of eh. And then
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: sometimes as you get wrestlers like Rock Dwayne Johnson there,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: who like has like a clause saying none.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: Of his characters can ever lose for some fucking reason.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking bizarre.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 8: So like, I don't know, I feel like just wrestlers
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: who just aren't good.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: At acting, making.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: Wrestlers almost almost actors.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: There are ones that are good at acting, but true,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: Oh he's like the Rock is not one of them.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Come flight me, bitch.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 8: He plays the same character in every movie he does.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what he's brought on to do, is to
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: come out and just be himself.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: And nobody likes that.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they never hired me to do that. Everybody hates me.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: I don't understand. They like to show up and be
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: somebody else.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: So I once saw a movie with buff bagwell if
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: you remember him, it was a porn The Lady is
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: returned to Savage Beach geez. I was like buff Bag
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: when I was like, oh, this is just porno, all right.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Well, every now and then when it comes to these
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: categories and dumpster fire, I have an automatic win answer.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: There's an answer that will automatically win, and it was
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: the c G I Scorpion King from tailed it right
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: out of the gate.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: I'm like.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Bullshit, Like I genuinely thought about like Suburban Commando and
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: stuff like that, but I was like, I know, it
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: was a bad movie, but I like Suburban Commando. It's
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: just yeah, it's just silly. Yeah, for a kid, it's great,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: you know, it's very very silly. However, like while when
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: he was playing himself, I think in like the scenes
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: at the very beginning of the movie, yeah, that was okay.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: But but when he came back as the c G,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: I think I was like, what the is this? What
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: the fuck is this? It was awful and genius. I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: just remember it really putting me off watching The Scorpion King,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: which I did eventually watch and did enjoy, but I.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Was yeah.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Again, I was like, again, it's gonna be awful, but
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: it'll be worse somehow. That is two points to each
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: team and is tied up. It's gonna come.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Down to wild card.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: No, they had one point, you had too, we all win.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Not yet. There's one There's one category left. It's called
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: the wild card. You can pick anything, anything, anything in
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: the entire world, anything that irritates you that you wish
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: would be gone forever. The only thing I do say
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: is you can't do something we've already done, so things
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: like fascists health insurance, like all the big bugaboosh, what
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: was it? Rigged elections? We did once? Jerry mandering, you know.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: Just just real obviously, all the low hanging fruit.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Yea, do something else exactly. Is what I'm trying to
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: say is we've done all the low hanging fruits. So
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: try and go for something a little bit more niche
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: and see if you can get something that really pisses
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: me off, and I will happily throw it into a
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: dumpster fire. I can't remember who went for oh John J.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: So see, you know, you guys are gonna go first
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: this time. What would you like to throw into a
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: dumpster fire? From anything?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: Irrit I got a pimple right by my butt crack,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: and oh my god, dude, that needs to go into
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: dumpster fire. Like it's got to get removed first, and
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: then putting it. I don't put it on there, that
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: will hurt.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're still attached to it?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like any of that, any like growths or anything
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: that pops out of somewhere in a weird awkward position,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: blinking like you needs.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Help, blinking like he needs help. But I noticed that.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Aaron will be there soon to rescue you.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: It's too late, did you did you have.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: To get a friend to pop it for you.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: We're gonna move over to very quickly.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: Agi.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: What would you like to throw into a dumpster fire?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: You know isn't crack pimble?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 8: Aaron really, you know, really bothers me and doesn't really
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: do it for me.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: Hold whole milk doesn't really do it, you know what?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: I like it to be worn.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: Wow, And that's the game, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Wow. Well it's been fun, everybody, it's been great. Thanks
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: for having us son of a bitch.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Jesus bow to his master Jesus Holy ship. So on
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: a cracker, John and I will we're actually gonna still.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: Go Oh yeah, okay, sure fine. I didn't delete all
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: my notes right away. I mean whatever.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: That was an amazing and very fun Sorry. I was
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: so hoping to go last.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he dropped the mic.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: There, you can hit me with something that legitimately pisses
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: me off. I will.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: I will take a specific vein as a from my
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: own personal experience, and I feel like this is something
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: that frustrates people without them knowing it. This is something
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: with my work that I'm noticing a lot, and I
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: feel like it's wearing on people no matter what your
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: political persuasion is. But across the board, people are getting
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: tired of politics and politicians not showing their work. There's
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: never a thing where they're saying, look, we are implementing
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: this specific policy because I had worked in these other day.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: We are showing you why we are doing this. It's
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: the whole because I said, sewedness of it, which is
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: just making me nuts, and I think it's not fair
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: to people.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, they need to be told we've entered this
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: realm where there's no punishment from lying anymore. Right, But
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: it's just beyond that line, which means you can say
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: whatever the fuck you want and it doesn't matter.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this goes beyond that and saying that there's no
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: obligation for a public servant to explain why they are
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: enacting policies. It's just like here it comes this is it,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: have a good day. And then the thing that's driving
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: me most insane is that was the predecessor of what
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: dropped today, which is that the port's due to a glitch.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: After this whole set of couple of weeks. The market's
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: going up terrible and down and up and down, and
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: you know there's allegations of market manipulation and stuff. The
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: ports haven't even been collecting the tariffs. Oh really, Nope,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: there's been a computer glitch and nobody's been collecting the
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: fucking tariffs. It's the overall lack of professionalism of it
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: all that is. It's the stupid. I can't with this
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: any fucking more.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, I got you there.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Long that's a scary giant right there, A little dark fing.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: There, but long distance hug brother us somebody that has
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: to drink from the fire hose for the job eight
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: hours a day. I just had to let it out.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do not envy your job right now.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: It's not great. I appreciate you infecting my mental health
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: a little bit.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: On a review. I will not be dipping my balls
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: into dark water.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: So that's a good choice, good choice. I support this choice.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Skim milk, Gina, you are our final entrance into the
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: wild card. What you like to throw into the dumpster fire.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Having just gotten a crown on a on a nerve
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: that's still alive, I would say teeth nerves need to
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: go once we're all of a certain age, we should
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: just get them filled because that's the worst pain ever
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: is in your mouth. Yeah, and I would, I would
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: seriously be okay with a government program where you get
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: to like I don't know, sixteen eighteen or something, they just.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: You get them.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: No, you get them all filled in.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you get crowned its stumps. Yeah, you can get
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: a little metal brackets just going right into the bone.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: That'd be okay.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: And then it could just be like little magnets like
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: the front of your glasses, Jean Wolves, you like, switch
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: out a different teeth any moment you want.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, I could get a purple crown. Yeah, you get
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: a b fyt W crown for Halloween.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: You snap in the vampire fangs really easy, and the crowds.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: A degrade over time. So Dennists wouldn't be put out
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: of work, if that's what you're worried about it.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if I I think I've come
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: right out and said it on our show. I don't
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: hide it. I have dentures.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know that.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: Oh I didn't.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: My teeth were a nightmare in my thirties, absolute nightmare,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: both up and down. Yeah, everything full dentures, Okay, Wow,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: it was awful and I got frequent toothaches and they
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: were horrific and I hated every single minute of it,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: which I usually couldn't sleep or do anything through.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: It was god awful. So I can't even imagine. I
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: have to give the point to Gina.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: I had no idea it was going to be a
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: funny point for for Ay because god damn.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Sorry, seriously, we were ready to like.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: If he didn't land the perfect he did though in
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: an episode like that was pure.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: We should just end with a tie.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: Seriously, but we all get orange terms of the game.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: It's what irritates me that I have to pick, and
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: so I'm one thousand percent going to toothpaint, which I
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: no longer have.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: But do you have any other issue use as a
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: result in sense?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Every now and then I have to get my dentures
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: adjusted like once every couple of years.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: That's the extent of the dental work.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: That I have adjusted in what way?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: It is so well like, because your gums shift like
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: they're not permanent, so you do have to get the
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: dentures adjusted every now and then, and then every like
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: ten years or so, you have to get them.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: You take them out and put them in a glass
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: of water at night.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: Not a glass of water. It's a little like mouth
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: shaped thing. Yeah, but yes, I do.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that. Yeah, you're learning about book daddy.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and my teeth look great and I have no
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: problems eating anymore. And Sean and I would, I would
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: recommend them to anyone who.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Has you can get rid of those teeth.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Fucking do it, because you will be so much happier,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: I swear to God.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: And then the rappers can get all the jewelry.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: My life got so much better when I had it done.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: So much makes sense for so many reasons. Man, Yeah,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: so I don't.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: I don't hide it.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: I'm just uprount about it. I'm like, my my teeth
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: are fake, they're dentures, but I love them so one
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: hundred percent. Do I recommend it.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: Man, you must have went through some ship when you
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: were young.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: My thirties were not the best time.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: In the thirties. Oh so you were grown up?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, yeah, I was growing up. My twenties
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: they weren't great either, but at least for the most part,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: I could hide them and I wasn't in constant vain. Yeah.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Alcohol, yeah, alcohol.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: When I guess your positive experience with you know, your
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: dancers is making you excited about the next above, the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: shoulders accessory, which is the glasses. Oh kind of?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, for a reason, because I think I'm
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: going to look good in them. You know, I think
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: so too, and I'm excited for it.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: You know, did you do the virtual thing where you
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: hold up the app.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: And it's like places and you can do the author
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: biopic like yeah.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you can gesture with it too, which is
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: really great. When you're trying to make a point, You're like, listen,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: you dumb shit.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Face. I have genuinely, it's I've always found people in
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: glasses to be more attractive than people without so and
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not just saying that because both of my guests
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: are bespectacled. Go on, sorry, no glasses you uh so,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: no glasses.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 12: I won't fuck you.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Milk, I school, holy is, it's our turned out.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: Bowl of milk for you, though, buddy a little with
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: your perfect vision.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: And I do a little bit because I'm lactose in tolerant.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Droppings, throw them into so.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: Dirhea.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Genuinely try with oat milk, because I feel like that
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: would be lifeful, I think anyway.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Although I figure, honestly, I figure you want to use,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: don't do it.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: It's a CD it it will hurt. Not milk, for
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: That's why hair doesn't grow there anymore.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: We have to wrap the show up. Congratulations store winners
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: John and Gina. They've won the episode three points today.
• 1:13:12
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• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: whole team.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: We did that.
• 1:13:16
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• 1:13:20
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• 1:13:23
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