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#135 Getting Caught With Your Pants Down · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: M hmm. Just let me finish my paper.
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  Speaker 2: How is your propper?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, very appily.
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  Speaker 2: We are not at my house.
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  Speaker 3: We have yes, we are. We have moved in the basement.
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  Speaker 3: We could put this in the basement with something like
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  Speaker 3: this in the basement of your house.
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  Speaker 1: I reckon, I.
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  Speaker 2: Can put it in the garage.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it must be nice one of the guests bedrooms.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking bait me. You can put it in the in
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  Speaker 4: the basement and maybe and.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, you fucking read We're gonna put it in
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  Speaker 1: one of your fifteen bedrooms.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice.
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  Speaker 4: We've got we've got proper cameras, we've got lights, we've
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  Speaker 4: got free poppers.
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  Speaker 3: Should we do this moving forward? Do you think we'll
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  Speaker 3: lose the charm? Nah? I like the All we need
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  Speaker 3: now is to just do some food eating as.
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  Speaker 2: I've got half chicken wrap that I might start eating.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back, Twouds. I'm Maddy Jay and I'm Ash and
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  Speaker 2: this is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,
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  Speaker 2: it is the.
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  Speaker 1: Bad, and it is the relatable.
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  Speaker 4: And if you've come for advice, stop stop. Pull the
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  Speaker 4: handbrake up. Don't do it, pull it right up.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to put any pressure on us, Ash,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to put any pressure on us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want TOI though, But.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't know what we did last week. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know what happened. It was a fucking mess of
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  Speaker 4: an episode. It was like the they're the best one
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  Speaker 4: we had, Like the bust of the dog was making noise,
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  Speaker 4: Ellie kro halfway stairs, Dandal appointment.
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  Speaker 3: Why was she limping if she had a saw tooth?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, what if she had something wrong with it?
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  Speaker 4: I can't keep up anymore.
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  Speaker 3: She definitely had no shoes on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, poor thanks shuffling shuffling down?
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  Speaker 1: Can I can I come out of the bedroom?
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  Speaker 2: It's like, shut up, get back in the wardrobe.
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  Speaker 1: For people like the episode, Yeah, someone put a comment
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  Speaker 1: They were like, Ash, ten out of ten, which is
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  Speaker 1: it's very arrogant of you. But then they also said
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  Speaker 1: when I said to jet I think I won that one.
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  Speaker 4: Because you had the airplane seating plan that people sided with,
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  Speaker 4: and also you did the sob story of like I was.
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  Speaker 3: Like, it was you sound very jealous.
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  Speaker 2: I was abused by the people who were doing the
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  Speaker 2: choir auditions for Quantas.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I wasn't abused, and.
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  Speaker 4: You made it sound like you were. Okay, so you
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  Speaker 4: want people of it. So I don't know what we've done.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to try, and.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not putting pressure on us because it was chaos.
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  Speaker 3: It was chaos, and but for.
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  Speaker 2: Those of you who wanted to be the same as
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  Speaker 2: last week, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Not going to happen. This is I've got a question
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  Speaker 3: for you. Have you ever No, this is awkward.
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  Speaker 2: I've got something really quick. Okay, get really quick, really
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  Speaker 2: really quick. Sorry, Okay, I was doing a week just before,
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  Speaker 2: now you go. I was doing a week before and
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  Speaker 2: remind me. Reminded me of a conversation that we had
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  Speaker 2: because I do wheeze by putting my penis above.
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  Speaker 4: Above. I don't use a fly zipper. I just kind
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  Speaker 4: of like pull my pants down and then put.
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  Speaker 1: My really over the jeans.
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  Speaker 2: It must be huge, and you think that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: I do. I look with elastic pants full on board,
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  Speaker 1: but you're wearing jeans.
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  Speaker 2: R jeans, say, with a belt with a belt over
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  Speaker 2: the belt.
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  Speaker 1: I like it.
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  Speaker 3: I like I'm a fly guy.
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  Speaker 1: But I said, at least we're not like my old
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  Speaker 1: boy who puts it below the bottom of the trousers,
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  Speaker 1: like the bottom of the so like for example, you
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  Speaker 1: got obviously you can't work with pants because you have
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  Speaker 1: to roll those all the.
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  Speaker 3: Way out, but like I can get it out there nice.
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  Speaker 3: You go at the side of the leg of the short.
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  Speaker 1: At a urinal. Yeah, no urinal, there's no limitations to it.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's sucking.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty rogue.
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  Speaker 3: It's such an old boy thing to do.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty graub.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's do you know where I reckon it
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  Speaker 1: comes from? Like the generation of ruggers, you know the ruggage. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like the Low's ruggers.
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  Speaker 4: I just find it's quicker. It's easier to go over
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  Speaker 4: the pants than through the ziper.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're talking about because I got my fella
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  Speaker 1: stuck in the zip and the.
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  Speaker 2: Way you're doing it's high.
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  Speaker 3: That week was a bad.
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  Speaker 1: Week for my penis, I tell you right now, because
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  Speaker 1: I did that and then it would rap up against
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  Speaker 1: whatever I was wearing. Sorry, Jess, it's just a sitting right.
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  Speaker 2: I always your questions.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you, have you ever assumed someone
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  Speaker 1: is the grandparent but they're actually the parent.
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  Speaker 4: I did have, Yeah, I had someone recently, I was
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  Speaker 4: watching them.
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  Speaker 1: Was at the airport. Okay, because if you spoke, have
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  Speaker 1: you done it to them? To the just no.
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  Speaker 3: In my head thise you and I built very different.
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  Speaker 2: I was eyeing off a family.
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  Speaker 3: Well, okay, that sounds real stalkery.
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  Speaker 2: I was at the airport.
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  Speaker 3: It was I was looking.
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  Speaker 5: Through the window at the car park at nighttime, had
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  Speaker 5: a trench.
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  Speaker 2: Coat on, and I looked and I thought, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's hard to I look.
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  Speaker 4: At age groups that I struggle with a newborn to
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  Speaker 4: two years, okay, it's hard to decipher. Sometimes I'll throw
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  Speaker 4: a number out there and I'm like, what is he
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  Speaker 4: six months?
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, he's two.
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  Speaker 1: And I I think it's a man thing because I
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  Speaker 1: did it with April when she used to work in
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  Speaker 1: daycare and long before I had kids. I'll be like,
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  Speaker 1: Aple'll be like, how old's that kid? I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: like eight. She's like, he's like four.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's impossible to read. It's hard. And then and then
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  Speaker 2: I think from the age of I'm going to say
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  Speaker 2: thirty five to fifty, that's fair. That to me, it's
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  Speaker 2: a bit so fair. It's hard to decipher.
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  Speaker 1: I think think especially with men. I think it's harder
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  Speaker 1: with men because like it could be gray and thirty.
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  Speaker 3: That's not a dig at you.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, Like you could be
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  Speaker 1: like I've got friends that are bald.
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  Speaker 3: How old are they eighteen? No?
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  Speaker 1: Are they're like thirty in there like my age? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because my dad was bald at my age. Actually now
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  Speaker 1: I think about it, but he used to peroxide his
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  Speaker 1: hair every day.
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  Speaker 3: Then he had a hard a fast track it.
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  Speaker 2: It's not far off.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not far off.
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  Speaker 2: Why did you you had a scenario?
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  Speaker 3: I had a scenario.
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  Speaker 1: So I have Macy's on Thursdays and we went to
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  Speaker 1: Dad such a good dad.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you wow for saying that. I really needed that today.
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  Speaker 2: And I just really quickly, just really quickly.
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  Speaker 4: Do you ever have to say to people when you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I've got macy on Thursdays? Do you have to say like,
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  Speaker 4: but me and my wife are divorced.
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  Speaker 2: I guess not.
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  Speaker 3: Like no, I just let them think whatever they want
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  Speaker 3: to think, because.
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  Speaker 4: Whenever I say Thursdays, we're the same. I have the
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  Speaker 4: kids dad.
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  Speaker 1: There.
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  Speaker 4: To other people, I'm like, I have her on Thursdays
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  Speaker 4: because she's not in taycare and my wife and I
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  Speaker 4: still together.
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  Speaker 3: Nah.
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  Speaker 1: I just let them just imagine whatever they want, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: especially when it's women. I'm sorry, April, Sorry, No, I
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  Speaker 1: always say, yeah, it's it's it's Macy and Daddy day today.
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  Speaker 2: So who'd you see?
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  Speaker 3: Where we went to the went to the shops. I
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  Speaker 3: can't remember what we're getting. That's not that's not usually
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty good like that.
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  Speaker 1: I remember, but I don't remember. But there's a little
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  Speaker 1: play it's sort of like a really small one. You
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  Speaker 1: take your shoes off, padded, just like a small little
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  Speaker 1: indoor playground as you would find it.
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  Speaker 2: And you like feets, you'd love it there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like kids feet, it's like old man feet, wrinkly.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about the parents parents have to do.
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  Speaker 3: No, you don't d robe as a parent.
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  Speaker 1: D row to get a I'm just gonna go de
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  Speaker 1: robe and playing this playground. And I was like sitting
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  Speaker 1: there and you know how with that small talkies where
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  Speaker 1: you're like there's one other kid there playing, there's one
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  Speaker 1: other parent, and you're like, how old you do the
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  Speaker 1: wholes around the motions of like name maybe age I
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  Speaker 1: have MACI on Thursdays. I'm like, oh, do you have
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  Speaker 1: so and so so and so on Thursdays? Too?
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  Speaker 3: Like okay, so like and assumed that they were the grandparent.
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  Speaker 2: How old at this point did you think they were?
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  Speaker 3: I thought they were sixties. Okay, it's just really bad
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  Speaker 3: for me.
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  Speaker 2: How old were they?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want to ask after I assumed them already?
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  Speaker 2: How did you.
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  Speaker 4: How did you suggest or did you just blatantly say
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  Speaker 4: are you the grandparent?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: First I sort of suggested did you ask that? Because
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  Speaker 3: they were older? And it wasn't straight into that.
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  Speaker 1: It was like I said something along the lines of old.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's nice that you have them once,
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  Speaker 1: you know, one day week and I was sort of
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  Speaker 1: like weird sort of small talk about where the parents
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  Speaker 1: are or do they go to the kindergarten?
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  Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh, so you're the grandparent
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  Speaker 3: and she was like no, oh.
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  Speaker 1: My god, oh yeah, thankfully she was like no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: she's fine, and I was like, oh, I'm so sorry,
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  Speaker 1: like I didn't and then I was like, oh, may
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  Speaker 1: be to go, and I like dragged her out and
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  Speaker 1: it ruined my whole day.
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  Speaker 3: Because I wasn't the way way to make.
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  Speaker 4: It about you.
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  Speaker 1: Then I couldn't sleep that night. I couldn't sleep. I
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  Speaker 1: felt horrible about it. It was just like two weeks ago,
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  Speaker 1: and I still think about it every time I go
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  Speaker 1: to sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine this poor parent being tired, exhausted. They just want
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  Speaker 4: to get out of the house. They go to the playground.
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  Speaker 4: They're sitting there, and then you go.
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  Speaker 2: So you're pretty old, you're in a retirement village, you're
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  Speaker 2: a great and parent. Obviously, No, I'm thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I was like, oh, anyway, kid, let's
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  Speaker 1: go drag her out.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: I felt horrible.
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  Speaker 1: I just you know, when you walk away from any
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  Speaker 1: situation and you're like fuck, And I just felt horrible.
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  Speaker 3: So have you've never done that?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, has anyone done that my own?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of there's a scenario where I've
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  Speaker 4: been like, oh, you're pregnant, but I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think. What have you done?
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  Speaker 4: We should probably stop you right now, We should stop.
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  Speaker 4: People are going to start complaining about me. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: let's do that. Have you ever killed a kitten?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Actually yeah, I can bet you.
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  Speaker 3: No, I haven't definitely not. I'm an animal lover.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I felt horrible about it, but I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: ask you if you don't's trump be no.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I could make you feel better.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But the fact that you have acknowledged it you made
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  Speaker 4: a mistake, I think is great. I have another announcement
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  Speaker 4: to make about Lola go on. We mentioned last weekend
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  Speaker 4: that she is starting school. Yes, now, one thing that
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  Speaker 4: she hasn't gotten rid of, which is like the remnants of.
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  Speaker 2: The poppers are good here.
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  Speaker 1: Aren't they? We should take what's left of them.
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  Speaker 4: So one thing that she has held on to the
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  Speaker 4: remnants of being a toddler is her dummy. Oh yes,
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  Speaker 4: loves her dummy and got really bad. At one point
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  Speaker 4: she was having like six dummies to bed. She had
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  Speaker 4: like a family of a cluster of dummies in the
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  Speaker 4: bed when we went away on trips.
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  Speaker 3: Say it must be nice, yep.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: And it was a nightmare because sometimes she wanted one
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  Speaker 4: particular dummy and of the six dummies that we brought,
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  Speaker 4: we missed the one that she wanted, and she wouldn't sleep.
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  Speaker 3: She'd have a tantrum, that's your fault for having so
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  Speaker 3: many dummies.
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  Speaker 1: I won agree.
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  Speaker 2: You get all the same color. Yes, yes, actually that's
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  Speaker 2: such a good point.
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  Speaker 4: Any families out there who have a child who was
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  Speaker 4: obsessed with dummies just by the one brand, the one make,
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  Speaker 4: the one model, the one color.
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  Speaker 1: Is that advice I hear, Yeah, okay, yeah, that's not
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  Speaker 1: going to harm anyone.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's like it's unharmful, unharmful because I.
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  Speaker 3: Made put it in their mouth though, because then.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, also we had like good dummies, and then she
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  Speaker 4: had a taste. There wasn't any other dummy other than
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  Speaker 4: like a three month old dummy, like the minute dummy,
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  Speaker 4: and then she kind of started liking the small dummies,
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  Speaker 4: like the more potent dummy.
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  Speaker 3: Teeth another one. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And so then all the big dummies that she had,
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  Speaker 4: which there was twenty of, she then hated like it
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  Speaker 4: was it was a nightmare. And I will say, me
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  Speaker 4: and Laura, that's on us, too many options. That's our mistakes.
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  Speaker 4: We did at one point try and remove the dummy.
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  Speaker 4: We thought, I think it was like last year, could
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  Speaker 4: have been there, you.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Imber last year.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you did it for like a week.
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  Speaker 4: We got to a week, and we tried to make
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  Speaker 4: it a bit of a thing, like we I thinking
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  Speaker 4: hunt dummy fairy with dummy fairy.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think we gave her enough notice. But I
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  Speaker 4: also remember when we kind of said to her like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: in a couple of days, the dummy fairy is coming.
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  Speaker 2: She was like ropable.
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  Speaker 4: She was like fuck that absolutely not I'm not ready,
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  Speaker 4: and we were like no. I don't know how we
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  Speaker 4: decided the date. It was just like on a I
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  Speaker 4: think we also did it on like a Monday as well,
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  Speaker 4: which is just like the start of your work week.
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  Speaker 3: All the nightmare I remember it was a nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: Screaming, you know, just hours every night.
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  Speaker 1: It was painful.
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  Speaker 3: But she's not a thumbsucker.
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  Speaker 1: Is she doesn't have to like a thumb.
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  Speaker 3: That's Marley was doing the thumb.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a thumbsucker. And then after almost a week
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  Speaker 4: we gave up. I recall right, so you try again,
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  Speaker 4: try it again. We gave her lots of notice, telling
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  Speaker 4: her for a while that this.
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  Speaker 3: Is her last birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Literally we went before we've been planning the seed. And
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  Speaker 2: then we gave her like we're written down, like we
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  Speaker 2: have ten more sleeps ten more sleeps with the dummy,
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  Speaker 2: and she kind of was on board. She's matured a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Was humoring you.
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  Speaker 1: No, she was like she was.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of like, okay, like I get it.
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  Speaker 1: Did it do Doesn't it change the shape of their mande?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Her teeth if she bites down, her front teeth are
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  Speaker 4: like really they don't touch, like a gap between.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because I met a kid in Bali or a
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  Speaker 1: parent that didn't meet a kid, well.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking ill really incriminated myself in this episode. Already.
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  Speaker 1: I met a mom who she was with her kids
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  Speaker 1: swimming with Macey, and she and I had noticed that,
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  Speaker 1: like he had like his teeth didn't want my and
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  Speaker 1: my wife April goes, yeah, that's from a dummy.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't. I hadn't noticed it with Lola though.
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  Speaker 4: They kind of say from the age of four, like
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  Speaker 4: it from three it should be dummies gold because it
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  Speaker 4: completely fucks their teeth up. And then by four and
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  Speaker 4: again not advice. I read this somewhere online, I think
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  Speaker 4: from for it creates permanent damage to the teeth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: So Laura and I were kind of like, fuck, we've
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  Speaker 4: got to We've got to do something here. But luckily
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  Speaker 4: she was on board with the ten days nine days.
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  Speaker 4: She kind of she got it. She got it.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, she was very understanding.
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  Speaker 4: She's turned a corner the last few months where she
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  Speaker 4: now has this like she's grown up.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's grown up a lot.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: But did you show a picture of deformed teeth?
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Like this is what I mean?
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: I was away for work on Monday, must be nice, okay.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: And that happened to be the end of the ten
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: days where it was first night, so I wasn't there early.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Did you go to the airport and what time was
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: your actual life?
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: I was on time.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: So many people were hating us for that.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Also a few people were like, do the same thing,
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: and I'm like everyone does that, and shit, everyone sits
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: in the April.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon April dies it. She's like, oh my
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: gym classes at five point thirty.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: It's like bullshit, She's just hanging out the car doom
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: scroll people.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they parked the car around the wanted before going
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: in to the garage because I want to wait till
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: the kids are asleep.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: We'll do it. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: I have to come back to that one. I have
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: never done that.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: So we were like, Lola, time is up. We got
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: to hand over the dummies. Dummy Fairy is coming, Dummy
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Fairy is coming tonight. And she was like, I get it,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: It was like someone who had been on the run
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: for the police and then they finally got caught and
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: instead of running, they just went.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: You know what, they're exhausted from running.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: You've got me and that's it.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: It's done.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, I wasn't there. I was away for work, being
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: an absent father earning money.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Right, that's fair enough.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Let me just justify that.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Even if she weren't, I think it's fair. Thank you, Break,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: you're a good dad.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Laura sent me through a video of the final moments
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: before she was handing over the dummies, because the dummy
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Fairy was coming that evening. I've sent you that video
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: ashes on your phone?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Is that what?
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: You just don't want to have a little watch.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: At Lola finally saying goodbye to her dummies for the
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: last time.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: What are you doing, Donal, Because I'm the key so far.
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: That Hey, Lola, who's coming tonight?
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Are you ready to say bye bye bye bye dummies?
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Given she's definitely got some hidden somewhere that you don't
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: know that you reckon, she's playing the game with you.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Also, Molly looks super cute school uniform.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Thank you very much.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Do you think she's just being like she's taking it
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: like a chance.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been so mature about it.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I know, Lola, and she's manipulated you and gas lighted
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: near that. I reckon, she's got some hidden somewhere. Oh
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: my fucking it's worth it. Snoop, don't say anything, just
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: snoop around and just see because she's given them up
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: way too.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: She's been great night one night too, couple little tears
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: but like nothing big, no big candies got ya and
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: like where Laura and I going, My god, She's like,
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: this has been a breeze. What have we done differently?
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's the fact that she's more but we just
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: have to wait till.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: The right time.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: I don't want to.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: But she even said, we.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Put it to bed the other night and she goes,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: do you know what I really feel like right now?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: And we're like, what's that?
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: She's like, she's like a Winny Reds, just a little dummy,
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: and we're like we're like sorry, honey, you know the
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: dummy fairies come and she goes.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: That's fun. Anyway, better be off to bed. Love you guys,
• 18:41
  Speaker 8: don't come in. Reckon, she's got your mate.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I reckon, she's Look if not, if I'm wrong, I
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: hope I'm wrong. If I'm wrong, that's great. Is mature,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: and that is instant maturre. But we you know what
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: child we're talking about, right.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Because I was going to sit here and say, again,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: not advice, but any parents out there who may be
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: removing the dummy and if you really get a sense
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: that your child is not right, just wait it out, wait.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Till they've figured it out how to trick you.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon, we're talking about it.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: There was at least forty dummies scattered throughout the house.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I would do a deep dive into that bedroom to
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: see maybe you could bribe Mali into.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Be like, because they share the bedroom, be like, be
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: fucking honest.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: I reckon, Look like I said, If not, that's OK.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: That's a huge turner. We're talking about like Lola, where
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: she can love you one second and she's like get
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: off me. Yeah, because what she sucks you in and
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: then you're like, come give me countries.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, no, runway, I'll keep you posted, keep me
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: posted on that.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: What else you got for me?
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: But what else forgot for Oh?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I was caught with my pants down literally bar incrementing
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: yourself as no, no, yeah, no, no, no, I'll paint your picture.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Let me paint you and the listeners of picture, because
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: this is an audio medium, not a visual medium. Please
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: just not sure if you knew that. So, my bathroom
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: is one of those bathrooms where the toilet is separate
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: from the main bathroom.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: It's in a separate room.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Which I like, do yeah, because it's very you know,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: you stink it up. Someone has to brush their teeth.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: There's nothing worse than brushing your teeth.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: That's true. Make a good point.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: So the point I was always like, look, it's a
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: waste of a room.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: But anyway, and then the adjacent door bathroom door. Here
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: is the laundry. Yes, and that's where the storage is.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: For anything bathroom laundry related not important, but thank you,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: it is important. It is important to the story. And
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: the one of the best things about having kids, Matt
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: is when you run in a toilet paper and you
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: go Marley or Oscar.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Can you get me some toilet paper?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Right? Errands for you? Yeah, but no one was home, right,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: So I've had to go in search of toilet paper
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: that's in the laundry. So I've opened up the door,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: pants down, pants a down my ankles, bum pooy.
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: Bum, shuffling down the hallway doing the shuffle. Yeah it's
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: not down, just to the right. If you listen to
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: the start of the story, I apologize. I went in
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: there because that's where the toilet is kept. Now the
• 21:21
  Speaker 9: next door neighbors are currently having their roof redone.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is a layer that I wasn't expecting, thank.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: You, A layer of shit you won't expecting anyway.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: So and also, my laundry door is clear like your
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: front door. Yeah, completely see through, right, And it just
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: so happens that the toilet paper is actually on the
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: lower part of the cupboard in the laundry. And I've
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: come in, I've shuffled in, I've bent down, grabbed a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: couple of rolls of toilet paper because I just want
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: to get don't want to get one, don't want to
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: be selfish for the next person stood up, turned around, and.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: There is three trade's.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: On the roof with who's just had a clear shot
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: of my pooey asshole?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: And all I could do at the time, all I
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: could think of was just a cheeky thumbs up, tucked
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: the toilet paper under my chin, and shuffled back.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: To the toilet.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Did you give him a thumbs up? Did you get
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: one back?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: It was just shock. That was just like it was
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: like seven in the morning or something like that.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: I'm ridiculous like that anyway, I don't want a story toffee.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: No't do it please, because that was like that was great,
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: That's classic. That's a classic embarrassment. My front door it
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: is see through.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: So Lola was up pretty early and she was like, hey, everybody,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: come and look how nice the sunrise is.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Because sunrise is about like six o'clock at the show
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: or this. You're better than that. She was like, come
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: through the sunrise. It's beautiful. And it was beautiful.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: It's like a magenta and it would rise like your
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: door faces the southeast, beautiful, beautiful for the sunrise.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: And ocean views.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: I was in huh ocean views speaking for highlighting. I
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: was in my undies and normally no one's really at
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: that time, Lola was like sitting on the garage. I
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: then came out to then, because you know, you have
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: you just have to keep the kids happy. And then
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I stood out there and I was looking, and then
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: the neighbor was getting in his car across the road.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: He looked was kind of like about to look, so
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I was like, fuck. I went to turn around to
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: go back inside. The door had shut behind me.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: So I just turned around, like, fucking bomb you face
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: playing All that was now shut and.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: You would have had those white little undies onto with
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: the ship stayed down the bag. But also, when you
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: get to our Josh, no, I'm not falling into our age.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I'm still early thirties.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Like man year old. You're old.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: When you get to you've like you've got bad knees,
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: bad hips. When you get to our age and you
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: got kids, you don't really care about being seen naked
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: as much as when you're like, yeah, in fact.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Let's get naked right now, Jesus, like please fucking.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Don't hey, just really quickly. You may have seen recently
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I was at movie World. Oh yeah, actually movie World.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go, oh, when was the last time
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: you're at movie world.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Oh fifteen years ago.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, good because I can just help you out here.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Don't go No, it's great, Okay, it's great. It's sick.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: It's sick like I didn't think sick. It was fully sick.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Double Shuckers loved it. Yeah, they were like.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Holy shit, this is unbelievable.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: You know, going down that main strip where all the
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: characters are, and did I have the Batmobile?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Still had the Batmobile. It's different. The Batmobile has changed.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: It was not Do you remember the Batmobile was like
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: with Jim Carrey as the Joker. Yeah, that one's not there.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: It's not there. What is it now? Like a Lambeau or.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Something pretty like it's souped up just slut slutty.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Batmobi.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: You need to talk about the batmobial like that.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Is it like a Lambo or some shit like that.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: It's cool.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: It's like a souped up like GT.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: For it's a superw Rex.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool. I Maii went on a first roller
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: coaster which was a great experience. Which one it was
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: a Looming Tunes one, okay, luny Tunes one?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Is she old enough? How old? Yeah? Is that? It's high?
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: You have to go through, and there's like if they're
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: over a meter but under one ten they can go
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: on these like bigger rides, but you have to go
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: with an adult.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: They can't go by themselves.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: What do you like with rides?
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I used to love it. I used to love it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: I get pretty motion sickness now, like my Tommy gets
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: a bit unsettled.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Jess's comments are slowly making sense. You're showing your age.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Boys. I get motion signs.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I get motion sickness on a swing, dude.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: I remember, like when I was a teenager going on
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: one of the rollercoasters, like no hold on and going
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: on like five times in a row at the end
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: of the day when it was pretty quiet, and just
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: loving it. Looney Tunes like there's no loop to loop,
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: there's none of that stuff because it's for kids, right,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: but still like it's you know, it's you're moving a
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: lot shaking and the G force there's a lot of
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: there's a lot of g forces. But Marley, she didn't
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: really look at it going. She just she was like,
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: I just want to let's do this.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: And I was like are you sure, and she was
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: like fuck yeah, And I was like case, we lined up,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: we got there and were we had the option.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: We're at the front of the queue gate open, we
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: could grab our seats, and I was like, do you
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: want to go on the front and she was like
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: heck yeah yeah, And I was like ah, and she
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: was like see sick. And then you were going up
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: the start we kind of go really high and I
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: was like, she's about to get real kid, Okay.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I was sorry, I keep sliding down. You're like on
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: the floor.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Make yourself at home.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I slug sorry.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: And then as soon as we like you kicked off.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Fucking loved it. She wanted to go back to back.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: How could I couldn't because I was queasy.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Kids kids have got no fear.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I think, well, Lola was petrified. She wouldn't like trying
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: to get it go on in the Merry go round.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: She was like.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: It was just like slowly tilting.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: She was like, get sickness on just a swing.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Do you remember those little cars, I don't even know,
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: little cars that you sit on top of the cars
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: and they like they like a dodgery car. Yeah, but
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: you only go it's like a track.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, okay, you know you.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Can't You're at most ten k's an hour. Lola was like,
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: almost went on those ones and she freaked out last minute.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: So what did she do all day? We went, We
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: went to the live action like used to be the
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Police Academy show.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Lola was like, this is too loud.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: It's very loud. Have you seen them behind the scenes
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: of that.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: That's sick.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: It is, it's sick, sick.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: But one thing I noticed again, and this is I
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: just want to manage your expectations.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I remember being there as a kid and it being enormous,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: like it took the whole day to explore everything.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Is that not the case.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: It's shrunk.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: I think you've gotten bigger.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you a fucking idiot.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Ouch that hurts.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: But so what what do you mean what do you
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: mean you've got Yeah, it's like you know when you're
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: in primary school and you see the high school kauds,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: like fuck, they're huge, And now you look at the
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: primary school the high school kids, and you're like, I'll
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: take I probably still couldn't, but it's like, yeah, yeah,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: But like it to Lola and Marley, it is huge. Absolutely,
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: So it's shrunk. It's small.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weak.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: They just got one strip, the one strip.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been to Disneyland. No, you'd never been
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: to a Disneyland before.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Oh all right, money bags.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: No. I went to Disneyland in Paris after we had
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: caveat for breakfast and we spoke at the French last
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: the other half live.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, before kids.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Actually we found out we were pregnant a week before
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: we had to go, so we couldn't go on any
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: fucking rod need your last story, But that's again, okay,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: thank you, thanks Oscar. Anyway, m Yeah, we're gonna go
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: because we're going to the Goldie next month for Easter.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: What was was a Disneyland story.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: It's huge, Okay, so I think.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: It's great. It was great, but yeah, just be prepared
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: for the fact that.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Your memory of it will be so different.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: To you going there as an adult. I've just received
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: a message Oscar. He has placed ninth in cross country.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: His shoe fell off.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that he had to run a kilometer
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: dude this morning.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't think they let kids that age.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, across country April.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: It was really sad because there's so many kids running
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: and crying.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure when my kids go to school they're
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: not allowed till grade three to do cross country.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Apparently the grade three kids were the most upset. April
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: was like Oscar loved it is. Shoe just fell off.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: And we've been practicing not not can I just not
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: the running part. I don't want to. We've been practicing
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: the what to do if you win or if you lose,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: which is shake everyone's hands. A good race regardless. I'm
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: a good dad, such.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: A good dad.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Did he have the bel grows shoes or a lace up?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: They were? They were the lay with the velcove so
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: that you don't Actually they were like the ship. It's
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: still she came off, come flying off.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Apparently he made run.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: He was hitting it with pace.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: So I'll let you gether. I'll let you have that one.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I get out of how many kids?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Nine?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: No, I think there's like ninety kids in there.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Ninety kids.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: He's got like four full classes.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Ninety kids.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, that would have been carnage. Yeah.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Did ninety kids run it?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Yeh, that's just in their grade kids that they lose.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Eighty one of them was the last one that I'm surprised.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: He came ninth. He's been he's been really like trained for.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: It, a little bit like just like running, get you
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: down to be here four hundred times? No, but he
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: a kilometer. Yeah, he was pumped for it. Apparently he
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: was really stoked with the top ten, top ten, top ten.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Well, especially if you you know shoeless.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: You were a fast kid, I've been told growing up.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: I was quick over short distances.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: You're a sprinted not a marathon runner.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in my heat.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: I look forward to the next athletics day where we
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: can see Oscar in his pet event one hundred.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Would Mary your school do athletics at that age or not?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Good question? Glad you asked.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you should find it. What about swimming, carnival?
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Masy, swim on our own? What is going on kids
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: growing up? Anyway? Moving on?
• 32:21
  Speaker 10: Time for lights, Tell me love, tell me little live Matt.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Would you like to go first?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: To go first? Okay, this one's from Crystal. Crystal congratulations.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: So if you lie does get read out, you do
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: get the choice of either a Maddie j or an
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: ash stuffed toy.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: I did see that the last few that went out
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: were actually ash toys.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how does that make you feel? Yeah, the nervous
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: little voice.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: This one's in Crystal, my daughter think that the TV
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: remote works better if she's extra polite when asking for
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: a shot.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: I've actually got ash a recording of a lie.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Oh this is new yeah hotline.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, guess who it is? Coming back with another big lie?
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Donna and were guess we had a big lie last
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: week we gang busters on social.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: We Go.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: So Nana Ellie told the lie about the PlayStation rented.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: We actually owned it.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: This morning, I said, you wouldn't believe it now, no
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: one point six million views that video has and she
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: was pumped.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Oh she'd be fro no wonder she's asking fucking cruise
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: lines for work.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: And people in the comments were like, who is this?
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Genius is?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Who's Ellie?
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: And we want more? So this is another lie that
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: we have from Ellie. God, I hope it does as
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: well second time round.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: The PlayStation wasn't the only thing.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I lied about.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: Start you were too young, But the other two were
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: being silly in the lounge and they knocked the television
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: and it smashed.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I said, that's it.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: We don't have a television now and I'm not replacing it.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: But I did replace it with a small television that
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: I kept in my wardrobe.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: When you've gone to bed.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: I went to my room and I could turn it
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: on and watch what I wanted to watch. And you
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: just thought you didn't have a television.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: She's a fucking genius.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Oh how much does she have in the vall?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: She's a cruel mistress.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: She is.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: That's the equival of like, yeah, she's just gone off
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: to her room to sneakily watch TV without you.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of work though, having to put the
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: little TV back up.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: I mean it all makes you think what else she
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: was hiding from you?
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So each week I'm just going to pull into
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: a lie out of Ellie and bring out some childhood trauma.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Does she want a stuffed ash doll? She deserves?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: That is good year, She's very good. I've got another one, Matt.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: This one's from Jazz Mim, also winner this week. Husband
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: came home drunk one night, had a boy and said
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: he drank too much juice and now kids are afraid
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: to drink the old drunk on apple juice trick. I've
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: heard that before. That's good. What else you got for me?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I go on?
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: This is from Treaty treaty tricky names this week.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Tricky.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: I don't want to name Shane, I.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Don't want to name Shame.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: But when are we going to get the Luke James
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: BOMBI bloke.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Okay from Tritty It says I told my toddler that
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: if they pressed the elevator button too many times, the
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: elevator will get dizzy and refuse used to take anyone up.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: It's like when I was a kid and my parents
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: would be like, don't press the crossing the street thing
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: what they call it? Fucking heal No, no, no, no,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: the one with the button the traffic light crossing.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: What do you call that traffic light?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: There's got to be a simpler name than that. I
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm tripping over that, Like the traffic light crossing.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: You don't press it twony times. Every time you press
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: it charges you. No, no, it charges you like fifteen
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: cents and then they send you a bill, so you like,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: just press it once.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Who told you that?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: My mum?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: No, my nan with all the spoons, yeah yeah, with
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: the spoon trine.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Do you believe it?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I still believe it. I press it once. I've
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: just worked out that I'm an idiot. Okay, I love it.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: List of questions, listen to questions.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Do you want to start this?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: You start?
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: You start?
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: About this? One's from anonymous Strange Names this week. Mum
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: of a one year old Here, huge fight.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: With my partner last night.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: He says we spend no time together, our relationship is
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: non existent, and we no longer have fun. He's not
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: wrong in some ways, we've both been focusing on getting
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: back to ourselves after becoming parents, or so I thought.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Do you have any rituals for spending time with your past?
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Rituals?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Sex, I'm a child. I am just a child.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: First and foremost.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Go on.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: I think it is very natural as parents with any
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: number of children that you have periods where you feel
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: a bit disconnected from your partner.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: That's a roommate like a roommate phase.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Do you know how old the kids are?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: No, that's one year old?
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Did you say one year old?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yes? Fuck like dude.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Can you remember how hard it was with a one
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: year old?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Do you know what I forgot? I had to do
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: disinfect like the teats of Bob.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that ship?
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I didn't know?
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Not by hand.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Did you put in one of those things and checked
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: in the microwave.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: You're putting plastic in the microwave. No, they go in
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: like a special. They go in a special. Parents will
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: back me up. I swear to god. Google it. It's
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: like a It's like a container. You put a little
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: bit of water and it's sterilize. You chuck it in
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: the microwave and it peats up and it's sterilized. It
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: like boiling water. Microplastics. Does that mean anything to you?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Obviously not, bro. My kids are just full of microplastics.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: They're gonna get their blood filled in one day. So
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't attack I mean attacking you this day. Yeah,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: but I appreciate it. I have keeps me on my toes.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I've acknowledged it.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: So for first and foremost continue.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: One year old.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: It's like that is that you're in the eye of
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: the storm. That is a tricky position to be in.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I think it's there coming out of the trickiest position.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Because that's what you're saying. Yeah,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: like that that age. Yes, don't get me wrong. Still
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: tricky and for some it's trickier. That whole leading up
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: to one, No wonder you're not fucking hanging out with
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: You probably hate each.
• 39:04
  Speaker 10: Other everyone on the surface, yes, did everyone with a
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: one year old.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Every couple hates each other at that period of life.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: And if they don't, they're fucking lying.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: No one is thriving. You may thrive for the blink
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: of an eye, but then the majority of the time
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: you're just trying to stay alive. You just get your
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: head above water. That's the reality. I think anyone who
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: was like, oh wow, I don't really have, like my
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: relationship is not cranking with a one year old, I'm like,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: it should that shouldn't.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: It shouldn't be cranking. If it's cranking, that kid's being neglected.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: It's hungry, all.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Right, keep controld alive.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I think also, and we say we're not going to
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: give it any advice, but we're both married, we both
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: have two kids.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: I think we're both.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: In a position we could give a little bit of
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: advice that has worked potentially for us.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I'm ready for it.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Give yourselves a fucking break.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Actually, sorry, continue, shut you up.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Don't go so hard on yourselves, and don't put too
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: much pressure.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: There's so much time for you to get that back.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Is that they am I wrong?
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Yes? Go on, Okay, put.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: More pressure on yourself.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying, Get get ready, give the
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: mom a break?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, okay? Because I I I was was shit
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: with a one year old.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: I was still in that mindset of like, oh, mom's
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: got it, you know, because newborn's up until three four months,
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: mum and newborn, they are attached at the hip slash boob.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: And one year old.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: There were one year old.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Is when dads like that can really start taking on
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: a lot more so, I think I think it's hard
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: to think about being sexy and romantic and wanting to
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: have all that type of business going on when you
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: know the house is a mess and you're trying to
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: deal with a little child. So my best advice is
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: any dad's out there who think my relationship is not
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: being prioritized, just like clean that house, dude, take a
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: day off work, call and sink to work, and just
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: like clean the house.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Do the washing, mop the vacuum, mop the floor.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: A little bit of your player is going to go
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: a long way. Please refer to the two thousand and
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: twenty three calendar that we do.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Plug plug very much out of date.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: That's my advice.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: I think that's that's pretty solid.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: But I would just attack on the top of that
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: that if you are mum, don't try and force that
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: advice onto them because it could you know what I.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Mean, Like if you're like, why don't you clean the
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: house anymore? It might make it worse.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Don't you know fucking talent to clean the house?
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Are you going with your going with full?
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Tell them I think by what I like what you
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: said was then if your dad right, just just go
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: and do it?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, I like that. Be proactive, be.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: There he is. That's to hear because it's it's like
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: for me personally, if I would prefer to be proactive
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: and do those sort of things, then to be told
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: go and do it, you know what I mean.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: No one enjoys a gift they asked for, not that
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: doing exactly what.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: You're just full of good words right now. I'm not
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: going to stop it. But you got the apple juice.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: It was the apple juice? It out of date? Okay,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: question for you again. Don't put too much pressure on
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: the relationship, right, yes, because no one is. I know,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: we joke, we laugh. Everyone fucking hates each other.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: At that stage, life with a two year old is
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: a lot better than life for the one year old.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, they're given back way more.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Give me a toddler any day of the week. Newborns
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: question for you, Ash go, This is from Okay, not important.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Oh that's not fair, it's not important. We're sick of
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: names today. Actually, this one, this one came from producer Jass.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: The Facebook group got a great response.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Do you mean just with no kids?
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm asking the question now to you. Ash.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Have a sip your popper, very good, Yeah, get that
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: juice in you because it's it's like gasoline. What are
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: your top three kids shows that aren't annoying to watch
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: as an adult?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Good question.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Let's start with number three down the bottom.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, number three down the bottom is a show called Little.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Lunch, sort of like a primary school mockumentary.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I have seen that. It's interesting.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: It's sort of like similar to like The Office.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: But the kids, kids, kids love it, love it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: And do you know what, it's a real And we're
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: just going to give some more advice here. If your
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: kid's going to start school, get them onto that show because.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: It really does really has the picture of what school
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: life and.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Anyone that has said because you'd go through and you'd
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: be going through the same thing when you're talking to
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: parents in the same class or same grade as your kid.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Now, how's Marlin going? Like has she adjusting? And it's
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: like either you know, good or a couple of days
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: for you're bad or blah blah blah blah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: During those first couple of weeks, people were like, how's
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Oscar and like April would be like, yeah, yeah good,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, look, you know Parry or Billy
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: or whatever it is struggling a little bit.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: And it was like, do you know what my kid's froth.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: It really helped Oscar is.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: Great characters, great writing, scripting, and that is lah very good.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: My number three is I'm going to go with play
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: School a classic?
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Is it because you've been on Play School?
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: No, don't be okay, don't be like at all? Why
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: would you even suggest.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be on PLA what? No? Not made
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: that up?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: See that?
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: See that?
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Se see that?
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Did you see that? And that's going to be on
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: camera too? There he is.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I think I agree with you. I think like it's
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: one of the bit more bearable nursery rhymes.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Sort of great show beautiful, love it when.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: You're on it, turn it straight off. Didn't you read
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: a book to Buster or you just had Buster.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: And you read I've read many books. Ash, it's been nice.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: No.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: My number two is a sung songs.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: You don't sing around me?
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: No, No, but this is not about me, isn't it.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: I can't remember the all.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Three of these shows, the shows you've been on. My
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: next one is have you seen It's unbearable?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Okay? My number two, my NU two a show called
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: zig and Shark.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Wow, what's that? And I'm just going to preface this
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: really quickly with saying I'm a real big fan of
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: shows that there's no character talk like ping very much
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: like pingu talking in kids shows is so fucking annoying,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: like coca melon. Fuck me, what's your So it seems
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: to be it seems to be it's like a little
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: beaver sort of thing, and starfish ziggy and zig and Shark.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, so picture this cartoons an.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I made it. It is a small bee like character.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not specific on what animal that is, sure, and
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: a shark and that's sort of like a Tom and
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Jerry situation where one's after the other at some point.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Each episode might be a little bit different, but it's
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: always set on a cruise ship. It's really weird and specific,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: but it's sort of a bit goes back to like
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: ren and stimpy, sort of remember that, like that sort
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: of animation. I love that.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to you're selling it to me and I
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: like it. Number two for me, I'm going Blue. What's
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: that for?
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: I think Nick Cody put it really simply go on.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: He's like, there or everyone gets so self obsessed with
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: how they parent based off the parents on Bluey And
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: then he says, that's because they're seven minute episodes.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: You could be a good parent for seven minutes.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: So I think I like the premise of that every
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Blue episode can be for.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: An adult as well, and I like it.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: There can put your heart strings a bit, But I
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: think too many of them, I start to feel like
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  Speaker 1: my parenting shit fair because they are They're always end
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  Speaker 1: up being such good parents in it.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Can't they shit the bed once or twice?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Like they are dogs? Like if the.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Creators of Bluies are watching this or listening to this, please.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: They've got those mini episodes.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: They're already seven minutes now, I've got to see parents
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: be very good parents minutes.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: I love it, don't I don't love it, love it,
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: but I don't not like.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Watching Number one.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Number one is a show once again no talking. It's
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: called Mighty Beam.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: I've not heard of this one, so it's like a similar.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: It's it's a bit more animated opposed to like cartoon.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: So when I say animated, like say Shrek animated, right right,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: A bit more like that, but same thing.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: There's no talking.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: It's just a lot of like it's about a small child, yep, baby.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I think it's set in like India or something like that.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: It's very enxotic, very exotic. The child has like super strength, right,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: and it sort of gets itself into all sorts of
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: situations without any talking.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: It's all like music and emotion.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: But it's like one of those ones you can just
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: pop on and you can just sit there and the
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: kids love it and it doesn't annoy the fuck out
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  Speaker 1: of me.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: I'll have to check it out. My number one is let.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Me just blewie, wasn't your number one?
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: I'm intrigued, Okay, I watched this one back in the
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: day through my sister. Her kids used to love this show.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: My girls have just started watching it.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, So if it's around from when we are,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna know it.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Surely.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: No, my sister's kids who are like, oh yeah, eldest
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: is now like eight or nine, so now outgrown this show.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: But my kids now started watching it. They love it.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I also love it.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: It's called Katie's Amazing Machines.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Never heard of it, dude, do you tell it? Sell it?
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Do yourself a favorite Katie.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: If you if you're pitching it to me, I'm going
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: to invest in it, give it to me.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, Katie is obsult, please moving on.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure her main job is she's like a
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: rally car.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Driver, Lady of the Night.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: She's a rally car driver.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: She's like a professional race car driver, and she goes
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: around each episode she just checks out these awesome machines
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: that move so like speedboats, motorbikes, like excavators, and she
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: just drives them.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Is it animated? Katie is a real dry like a blippy.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but she's but she's cool. She's just like, hey,
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: what's up. I like to drive things and like go fast.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: So what are we checking out today? A speed note?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Send me the link to this because Oscar will.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: For all absolutely.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: And then she talks about like how that machine, how
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: that bit of equipment works, like an excavator. She'd be like,
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: let's see how fast it goes, and she gets pretty slow,
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: but it can do this and like digs holes.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: So yeah, is it on?
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: What's it on?
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: I'll watch it on ABC Kids. But then as well,
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: she'll also have someone who's an expert. So if she's said,
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: like a motorbike, have a motor byclist, well said thank you,
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: and he'll do wheelies and she'd be like that's so cool,
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: and he'll try and teach her something.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: But she's very good. She can drive anything.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: That's correct, like a bomb.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: You can drive anything anything.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: I've not seen it.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: There's no aeroplane.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: I've seen a fly.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Shut up, yeah, send it over. I want to. I
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: want to show Oscar because we're going to.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Be Katie's amazing.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: What are your thoughts on Blippy?
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a bit much.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Do you know the origin story of Blippy?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: You don't know the origin story. I think we've spoken
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: about this for Jessy.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: He shout his bed and yeah.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, didn't shoot his bad You know that trend,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: the Harlem shake where it would cut to like them
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: dancing crazy?
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: He diar read on his friend's face. That's how it's
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: not true.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: It is true, it is true, It is true. Show
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: me that it is true, Jessica, get that up right.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: This is before Blippy before.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: I don't want to hear you guys talk about Blippy
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: in this way without giving some kind of evidence it is.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: It is factual. I'm giving you fat can we do?
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: I don't need lawyers in our case. This is defamation
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: in the highest regard.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: We shouldn't have shot on his mate's face, and I
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: wouldn't have.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: To fame him after this record finding the footage, I
• 51:07
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• 51:10
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• 51:10
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• 51:13
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