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Son of a Boy Dad Ep. 59 - Flu Game 2.0 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, ready.
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  Speaker 4: What's up everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: Dad podcast. Today is Monday, May ninth, two thirty pm.
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  Speaker 5: We're back in.
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  Speaker 1: The stew Let's get ahead of it right now. SaaS
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  Speaker 1: feels terrible and yeah, he is like a body decomposing
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  Speaker 1: on a fast motion time lapse in front of our eyes.
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  Speaker 1: By the end of this episode, he's going to be
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  Speaker 1: just a gaunt.
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  Speaker 4: Fuckstan, so I could keep.
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  Speaker 1: My energy up and boy did those ships hit hard?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I uh yeah, I think I'm just like really run down.
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  Speaker 4: It's been Fuck've just been moving too much really yeah Denver, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean I was. I wasn't really in Denver for
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  Speaker 4: that long, but texts like I haven't been home since
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  Speaker 4: we were in Texas.
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  Speaker 1: And now you're home.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't been back to my apartment.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't been back yet, Well, who's been sleeping and
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  Speaker 1: Owen's bed? Then I don't know, I know it hasn't
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  Speaker 1: been owing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm probably gonna have to throw up at some point
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  Speaker 4: throughout this episode.
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  Speaker 1: I'll throw up out of empathy. I'll pull the trigger
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  Speaker 1: just because I'm that empathetic a of.
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  Speaker 5: A beast EmPATH.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, people yawn to prove their not even to
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  Speaker 1: prove their empathy, because they're inherently empathetic. I puke with people.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you start puke, and I'll start puke. And Bro,
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  Speaker 1: what happens to me too? Exactly because we're bros. We're
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  Speaker 1: fucking SYNCD up. Our cycles are.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking like periods. Yeah, we got throat periods exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's what a throw up is. But uh, yeah, you've
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  Speaker 1: been on the road, bro, give us a fucking recap.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, I don't really have much to say. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I was in Texas.
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  Speaker 5: Was fun.
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  Speaker 4: That video should be really good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that shit should be fucking sick. Went out.
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  Speaker 1: We ate Kolachi's kolachis. How would you describe what a
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  Speaker 1: koilachi is? My good man.
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  Speaker 4: Pastry with the hot dog inside of it.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's a kill bosnick.
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  Speaker 5: That's a killed bosnik.
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  Speaker 1: A pastry, yeah, with like fruit in the middle of it.
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  Speaker 5: I can't even think about it.
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  Speaker 1: Why because it's so yummy?
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  Speaker 4: No, because I'm just like, I feel so shitty.
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  Speaker 1: You look green right now. You look like a ninja
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  Speaker 1: turtle right now. You just have a light green.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get ghacked or some shit like that?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I went to bet I mean, I got.
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  Speaker 1: To Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.
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  Speaker 5: I know, does it what?
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  Speaker 4: I really look that bad?
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  Speaker 5: Do you look a little green?
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  Speaker 1: Pale? I could see all your veins. Oh geez, I
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  Speaker 1: can see your blood rushing through your body, leaving your
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  Speaker 1: face particle particle.
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  Speaker 4: I flew out this morning at like five am from
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  Speaker 4: where Denver? Oh really yeah? And uh, this dude on
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  Speaker 4: the plane in front of me was being like the
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  Speaker 4: biggest pussy alive. I I like, he had his seat
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  Speaker 4: all the way back, so my knees were just digging
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  Speaker 4: into his back.
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  Speaker 1: What a pussy dude? No?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, No, I hate pussy.
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  Speaker 1: Shit like that.
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  Speaker 5: It gets worse.
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  Speaker 4: So he keeps on like looking back at me like
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  Speaker 4: like thinking, I'm like, I'm I'm purposely doing this, and
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  Speaker 4: he does it like five times, and then eventually he
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  Speaker 4: does like he like stands up and like turns around
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  Speaker 4: and just stares at me, and I just like shook
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  Speaker 4: my head. I was like, I don't know what you
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  Speaker 4: want me to do. And then he sits back down.
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  Speaker 4: He leans fully forward in his chair and then just
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  Speaker 4: slammed you slammed me, And I was like, what the
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  Speaker 4: fuck are Like, He's with his wife, like, what are
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  Speaker 4: you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Dude? He probably felt insecure. He probably thought that you
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  Speaker 1: were about to mister Celia girl him and uh fucking
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  Speaker 1: jack his wife because you were showing a sign of
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  Speaker 1: dominance in the wild.
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  Speaker 4: This is at like six in the morning. Did you
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  Speaker 4: saying fucking insane?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: I just like gave him the death stare he did.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't move my legs. I think I gave him
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  Speaker 4: a little more of a I inserted.
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  Speaker 1: Dug him into the and was, uh was your were
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  Speaker 1: your hips back against the back of the seat, because
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  Speaker 1: like if you slouched down a little bit, you I
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  Speaker 1: could see how your knees could go into somebody else's
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  Speaker 1: seat like that.
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  Speaker 4: But who cares, Like that's just what happens to me
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  Speaker 4: on a plane. He should have sat in first class
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  Speaker 4: if he wanted no one to be touching his seat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he should have been fucking he should have worked
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  Speaker 1: a little bit harder. Yeah, he should have afforded first class.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it's like, it's not my fault that
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  Speaker 4: my legs are bigger than his.
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  Speaker 1: Was he a little guy? Yeah, Oh, that's probably.
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  Speaker 5: Why he's a little angry man.
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  Speaker 1: He's a little angry guy.
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  Speaker 4: I said, you're an angry elf, aren't you?
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  Speaker 1: Aren't you? He tickled him under his chin. Somebody angry
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  Speaker 1: today just put on cocoa for him to get excited
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  Speaker 1: about it and have TVs.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's fucking bullshit, I know, it really was.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably why he's so pissed off.
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  Speaker 4: They shouldn't be legal to have a four hour flight
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  Speaker 4: with no TVs. Yeah, I just got to sit there
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  Speaker 4: and just stare at the fucking seat.
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  Speaker 1: Or just yeah, some shitty ass Wi fi that doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: There are people, though, who think that your seat shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be able to go back I disagree with them. I
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  Speaker 1: think your seats should be able to go back. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think it's inherently a bitch move to fucking lean
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  Speaker 1: back on somebody. I don't think it's that fucked up. No,
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  Speaker 1: I do it, yeah, exactly. But I think that there's
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  Speaker 1: people who are like, if you put your seat back,
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  Speaker 1: like seats on airplane shouldn't even go back. It's like
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  Speaker 1: why they should just always be back.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I understand. Either.
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  Speaker 4: I can't imagine, like in a crash situation like the
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  Speaker 4: ninety degree angle verse, like the eighty or the eighty
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  Speaker 4: five to five or whatever. I can't imagine that's gonna
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  Speaker 4: be like what makes our breaks If people live, people.
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  Speaker 1: Are just gonna decapitated and mass. I mean, they used
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  Speaker 1: to tell you that you have to just put your
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  Speaker 1: head between your knees or whatever, and fucking they still
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  Speaker 1: do that.
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  Speaker 4: That's the brace position.
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  Speaker 1: But do you think that that saves somebody if there's
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  Speaker 1: like a fucking airplane getting ripped in half, like all
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  Speaker 1: the metal is getting ripped in half, and you're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna crash test dummy through it and fucking walk away.
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  Speaker 5: No, if it's like a real crash.
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  Speaker 4: I'm assuming it. There's nothing you can really do. It's
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  Speaker 4: all luck if you live or not. Seat belts everything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: this seatbelts are funny. I mean it's just for turbulence.
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  Speaker 1: But even so, like if someone flying out of their
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  Speaker 1: seat from turbulence.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Tyler, you had or no. Well, we had
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  Speaker 4: that flight on the other day where we were all jump,
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  Speaker 4: we were all flying around, we.
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  Speaker 1: Were really flying around, but we just fucking landed hard. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but then Tyler had even worse landing.
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  Speaker 5: Well. Yeah, the whole point.
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  Speaker 1: Give us into a Mike, Tyler, We'll give it to
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  Speaker 1: us into a mic.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 4: The plane, yeah, the plane, like the things just opened
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  Speaker 4: up when they landed.
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  Speaker 1: The overheads. Yeah, that ship was that would be spooky.
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  Speaker 4: Though I knew it was gonna happen. I was, I
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  Speaker 4: was sitting in the plane. I was like, we are
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  Speaker 4: coming in way too fast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never even really thought about it. I guess
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  Speaker 1: you want like a light feathery lane.
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  Speaker 4: We're supposed to just like sort of like float into
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  Speaker 4: the Yeah, and it's supposed to be it's supposed to
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  Speaker 4: like pull up. We just landed like nose dive, going
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  Speaker 4: like a thousand miles per hour. I thought we were
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  Speaker 4: gonna go off the runway.
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  Speaker 1: When that happeneds you think the pilot's just an idiot? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're just fucking stupid.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's probably like, maybe he's not, Maybe he doesn't
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  Speaker 4: fly a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Little junior officer.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How many other people do you on a plane? On
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  Speaker 1: an average plane, do you think could land a plane
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  Speaker 1: if something happened to the pilot?
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  Speaker 5: Not a lot?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that there's one on every flight? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming I mean, not like an air marshal, but
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  Speaker 1: just randomly somebody who could just land the plane if
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  Speaker 1: they needed to.
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  Speaker 4: If I had to guess, I would assume that landing
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  Speaker 4: is probably a lot easier than taking off. You think, No, No,
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  Speaker 4: probably not, dude. I actually I'm sure they're probably equally difficult. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: I think landing is probably harder. Actually, if it's like
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  Speaker 4: Wendy and shit, I'd.
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  Speaker 1: Beef for something you said last week. You said in
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  Speaker 1: a in a in a like a doomsday nuclear situation,
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  Speaker 1: that you would go to the store and get a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of frozen food.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh what there?
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  Speaker 5: We couldn't be able to keep it frozen?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what that's just going to go. That's the
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  Speaker 1: most perishable food.
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  Speaker 5: It's the opposite of yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get the numb. You gotta get that.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I missed Owen in here, dude. O one
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  Speaker 1: would have set you straight on.
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  Speaker 4: That and say anything about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was just trying to keep the conversation going.
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  Speaker 1: And then I went back and fucking I talked to
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  Speaker 1: some of my friends about our our weekly show review
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  Speaker 1: and we were just laughing at you, idiot.
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  Speaker 4: I guess I wasn't thinking. I guess I forgot about
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  Speaker 4: the electricity. Wouldn't be thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have a fucking ice box. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have access to some fresh ass ice, No, fucking idiot, dude.
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  Speaker 1: You never fucking doomsday prep dude, don't you.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't your worst doomsday You said they could just shut
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  Speaker 5: off all power and yeah, service Yeah, it's like.
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  Speaker 1: He said, in that case, he's going to get lean
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  Speaker 1: if that should happen, He's going to get some hungry
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  Speaker 1: man dinners and just wait it out. Yeah, just watch
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  Speaker 1: some some Netflix until it all clows over.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what I would do. I don't even
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  Speaker 4: have books.
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  Speaker 1: I just just turn on my electric fans.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my kindle would die and then I would be hopeless.
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  Speaker 1: You just would need a ton of batteries. You'd need
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  Speaker 1: fucking batteries galore.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen the episode of the Twilight Zone
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  Speaker 4: where the guy.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'll just stop you right there.
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  Speaker 4: How he like the world ends and he's the only
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  Speaker 4: one that lives, and like the whole thing is that
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  Speaker 4: he just wants to be able to read and in peace,
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  Speaker 4: and he finally gets it, but then he breaks his glasses.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, so what happens? He has to just read
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  Speaker 1: from far now he can't read it all.
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  Speaker 5: Damn, dude, that's a good episode. It is.
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  Speaker 1: He could just go to the eyeglasses store. Then he
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  Speaker 1: just raid it he find it. You can't see raiding
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  Speaker 1: old limbs crafters? Is he that? But he can't? Is
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  Speaker 1: he both not? Is he nearsighted or far sighted? I
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  Speaker 1: don't think they got into that fucking Twilight Zone, dude.
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  Speaker 1: That's his prescription was Twilight Zone is just a rip
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  Speaker 1: off of Black Mirror. Everybody fucking knows that, dude, that's
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  Speaker 1: the true fuck.
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  Speaker 5: I never got into Black Mirror.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're probably you're not woking up for it. Your
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  Speaker 1: Your little brain couldn't handle fucking black mirror. The scenarios
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  Speaker 1: that they're throwing out there, the what ifs that they
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  Speaker 1: fucking bangle.
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  Speaker 4: I know, it is such a deep show on so
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  Speaker 4: many levels.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, what if a Teddy Bear was president?
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  Speaker 6: What the he doesn't even fucking make sense.
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  Speaker 4: I saw that one of the dog where they have
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  Speaker 4: like the electric dogs, that one was fucked. It sucks.
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  Speaker 1: For like a couple of years, people said that for everything,
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  Speaker 1: just like black Mirror, Like a bee would land on you.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking black mirror, dude, speaking of I was going to
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  Speaker 1: bed last night and just as I was dozing off,
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  Speaker 1: a fucking mosquito just started to torture me and just
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  Speaker 1: kept me up for like three hours. It would just
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  Speaker 1: land on my face, bite me, and then like fly away.
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  Speaker 4: God damn you. You had a long day yesterday, huh.
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  Speaker 1: I know, dude, but you don't hear me.
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  Speaker 4: The Sixers one, you know, I wasn't bitching about it.
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  Speaker 4: I was excited to get into work and then all
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  Speaker 4: of a sudden ship started heading the wrong direction.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean work? Oh physically? Are we gonna talk?
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  Speaker 1: Are we going to speak on it?
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  Speaker 5: Or what? Bro, oh what the Hank in the.
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  Speaker 1: If we're not taking advantage of this for clicks, then
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  Speaker 1: we're fucking up massively.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't everybody's getting clicks off of it. Sit
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  Speaker 4: here with no, dude, I don't give a fuck. You
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  Speaker 4: gotta like break some information or something like that. So
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  Speaker 4: vibes has to being yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta do a space.
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  Speaker 5: Is pregnant?
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  Speaker 1: Can't we do a space?
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  Speaker 4: It's Marty's no Holy But I was like I was
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  Speaker 4: like pretty invested in it in the beginning, but now
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  Speaker 4: it seems like people are really like there's not really
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  Speaker 4: much else to add to the story, Like we already
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  Speaker 4: know what happened.
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  Speaker 1: And Hank was crying under the staircase. Yeah, I was like, dude, Haank, No,
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  Speaker 1: I know, he's just rocking back and forth. He's like
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  Speaker 1: Harry Potter. He was like a cute crier though, yeah
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  Speaker 1: he is.
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  Speaker 4: There was just like too many people who are like,
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  Speaker 4: like I was sitting, I was just have a desk
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  Speaker 4: and big hat called Dana over just like ask him
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  Speaker 4: a question about like work, and everyone in the office
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  Speaker 4: like turned.
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  Speaker 5: And they were like what the what the fuck the
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  Speaker 5: day about? It's like, dude, like what do you think happened? Like,
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  Speaker 5: what what is people's best.
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  Speaker 4: Case scenario here, like someone gets murdered?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Also like, uh, men are so gossipy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just like it.
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  Speaker 4: I like watching it from afar, But I don't like
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: when people get super invested in it and then it's
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  Speaker 4: like everyone's talking about it and then like Dave's gonna
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  Speaker 4: talk about it tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a fallacy that like women are like the
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  Speaker 1: gossip or sex, Like dudes just have especially different things
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  Speaker 1: to gossip about all dudes. Yeah, but the estrogen among
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  Speaker 1: our boys is high. Our boys are rich with My
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: boys got double d We got double ds, and we
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  Speaker 1: like to spill, spill out the top of the cup
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  Speaker 1: and spill the tea. Dude, we're fucking.
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  Speaker 4: I like the initial phase where you don't really know
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  Speaker 4: everything that happened. What, Yeah, there's real surprise, you're kind
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  Speaker 4: of waiting to hear about it. But then it gets
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  Speaker 4: to like people are people are gonna be talking about
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  Speaker 4: this still on like Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Friday a year from now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and like people are like dropping out of shows
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: and stuff.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Why I might have to drop out of this shit? Why?
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: It just seems like people are blowing things out of it,
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: like it's really not any of our business.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, I see how you feel, but.
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: It's not how I feel. This is a lie. I've
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: been texting Owen and kV and Nick and Greer about
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: it for the last twenty four hours straight. But also
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: in my defense, I was on the plane and I
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: was very bored, and I was reading every single thing.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: You're just digging your knees into this guy's back reading.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: I can tell where you are based on like your text. Yeah, like, oh,
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: he must not have good Internet text.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: I think I text like forty five texts over the
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: course of the flight, and the only person who replies
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: his Greer, and he just laughs at every single every
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: single text, no matter who it is. He laughs at
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: every single text, like the last, like he reacts to it.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: It's a legend.
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: Keeps me going. I'm like, all right, let's fire up
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: another one the boys.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: You're laughing, Captive Audi, you were getting off shower bits.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I had a shower bit. I forget what
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: that was the bit, Oh, never mind. It was a
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: little inappropriate.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Not for this show.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, on this show.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: It would make things worse for my life. Oh, so
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: you're just it was just a sick joke. Bro Smart
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: people make good and it was a bad joke.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're making an old person.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: I laughed at it was greer, and then I said,
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: I think that was a lot funnier in my head
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: when I was in the shower.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Oh you were in the shower, yeah, I can only
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I can only imagine you were fantasizing it.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Really, it was just a joke, brool. Do you hate comedy? No,
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: I just uh, I thought it was a little bit
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: of like you are ruining this country.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: I think that joke that I didn't hear was a
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: little bit inappropriate.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: It really wasn't inappropriate at all.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I think you should say it. Then.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to like be like publicly making jokes
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: about this fucking disaster that is going on within the office.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Are you saying that it would invite bad karma for
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: people to be able to joke about things in your
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: life if the tide were ever to turn against.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: Not even a little.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: When I was referring to yeah, well, I made a
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: joke about the Hank Rea and Marty thing, and I
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: don't feel like saying it.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: That's fucked up. Yeah, you know that those are people too, right,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: you know those are our co workers. People were making
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: jokes like I've never seen. I know you called Marty
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: the f slur fat. Got to teach talking in terms
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: he understands. Marty. Unfortunately you're fat. Now bad news for you,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: my brother. You've become fat.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: I think I have like a one oh four fever
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're fucking you have like a line of sweat
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: on your top.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: I'm chucking fucking.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: It'll be good, Like you have to quarantine for now.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Hopefully I don't miss that show? That would suck? What
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: show the barstool one?
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: What is that?
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Should we break? What that is on? Son of a
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Boy Dad?
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: And that should I don't feel like dealing with that.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: I think we should.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: It's I mean, Road's hosting, So it's up to you, bro.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: You can take you can.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: You can take the heat for that most in a
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: show called Taken No Heat, you are taking heat Taken
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Heat because it's next week and we're gonna have to
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: record two episodes next week because of it. We're recording
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: a show not the same as Barstool Versus America or
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Surviving Barstool but in that Vein called the most Dangerous
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Game Show the most dangerous game show?
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Did you come up with this or did they just
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: ask you to host it?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I came up with it. I kind of went over
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: to their side and was like, what do you think
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: about this the most Dangerous Game Show? And had like
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: a loose idea of it. Gave it to the dudes
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: over there, Logan and Rob. They've really fleshed shit out
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: into a beautiful show and not a lot of people
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: know a lot about it. But Sas is gonna be
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: one of the contestants on the show among other people
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: from Barstool. It's gonna be sick. Yeah, it's gonna be
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: fucking sick, gonna be so sick. It's gonna be sick.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, you love ten Days in the Woods with
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Actually I can't say, well.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: You don't know, you're acting like you like know what
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say a person what I was gonna
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: say one of the people that's on it.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, and I do know.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Oh you know that, but you don't know if it's
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: gonna be ten Days in the Woods.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: I already talked to Jef d Low.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: He spilled all the beats.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know what it is either.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: He said, you're working with the top guys.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're working with the top guys in all of
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: reality television. They're shooting naked and afraid right now. Yeah,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: and this is actually just it naked and afraid. Am
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I gotta take my shirt off? What if we're like strip?
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: No, genuinely, I'm gonna take my shirt off. We'll get
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: you a wet suit as if we do. I'm gonna
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: have to like start cutting now.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I just start cutting them.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should start cutting. No carbs, Keto. You've been
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: drinking a lot.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: I have too much, have you?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Actually?
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: I got to check myself.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: You can drinking I pas too. You've been drinking barley wine.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: You've been drinking the heaviest and weediest things. You've been
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: on a strict gluten. I've been on like a I've
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: been on I don't even know what's going on right
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: now in my life. I've been going out every single
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: night just for no reason.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: I think it's good for him.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: I agree, he's trying to get out more. Bro dude,
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: I love that for you. I'm not going to do
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: anything tonight though, or tomorrow night.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Or the night after that little detox. Oh, you'll be
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: back up by Wednesday, probably, no doubt in my mind.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Ella's are back in town now, so lord knows what
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: can happen.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I know you're getting a little lonely. But wait, you
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: were going for the his his draft video.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was. I wish I could have filmed it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I know, dude, Yeah, I know, but dudes, you got
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: to have his life in the background.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, about how are you going to pay that?
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Oh that video is great though, thank you? Shit ripped
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: that shit fucking ripped. Yeah I did.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Hopefully they u sell some tickets. Oh tickets. You need
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: to tell what I got to pretty my promo.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: No, no, dude, at the end of the episode, We're
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: going to do right, do it. At the end of
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: the episode.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: It's gonna do a real quick right now. Arlington June third,
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: June fourth, Brooklyn sometime around then as well. The tickets
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: are in my Instagram bio or my Twitter bio either or.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Peace.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 19:33
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  Speaker 1: The member terms apply.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Fuck yeah, fuck, yeah, it was a great read. We
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: only have two ads today. Yeah. Fuck, but they have
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: a lot of dollars sounds next to him.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Oh really, I'm not sure. That's sick, dude. We're making
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: so much money now. Yeah, it's fucking incredible that they
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: took one away paper. Yeah you have been you've been rolling,
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: and you've been generous with.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm giving it all away.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I saw you tip the security guard a hungie just
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: for opening the door this morning. Hey, buy yourself something nice,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: don't spend it all at once. Just shoved it down.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: He didn't even have a front pocket shirt.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: You had to get rid of a pretty large lump
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: sum though.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we got fucked up big time. Well not really,
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: we didn't get sucked at all rent.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: We fed ourselves. We got an email that we owed
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: tens of thousands of dollars. Yeah, and SA's just hadn't
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: paid since February.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean, Oh, you're half? You're a
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: third of the rent?
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: I think I was half. You have to rent that
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: sixty dollars.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: I understand he just hadn't paid rent the past three
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: or four months.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: But why why aren't you guys all paying rent together?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: We pay for a third and you each give it
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: to him? Or do you all put it together and
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: then give.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: It to them.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: That's fucking weird that you all do it individually. Wouldn't
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: he just want you like a lump sum from the apartment.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: I don't think he cared on one of the more money.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: He just wants his money, and you're not gonna fucking
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: give it to him. I gave it to him. Why
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: haven't you been paying?
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: I was addicted to the Cheddar bank account was just
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: getting bigger and bigger every week, and then they all
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: came crashing down at once. Really, what happened was the
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: first month we just didn't pay and he just never
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: said anything, And I was like, all right, well, maybe
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I can. Of course, we had a couple more months
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: out of him.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: He never did.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: We're a month five and he finally noticed that we
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: haven't paid rent like ever.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: He was probably just trying to give you a little
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: bit of a wiggle room. He didn't know you're just
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: sitting on it.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, he didn't even like care.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: He was just like, can you guys figure this out?
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Like like we should have gotten evicted.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: You should have just said no, we can't figure it out.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Sorry buddy, Sorry hoss and just been on squatters right.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, people I don't know if they still do,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: but people hated landlords for a while.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they still do.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: People still do. People were like not even just like
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: he's just.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Like sits there and just he's just collecting a fat
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: ass check every week or every month. Yeah, you were talking.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I was talking about this with my friends like yesterday,
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Like they're probably just like like on the first of
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: the month, their like phone must just be like buzzing
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: with just five thousand dollars, five thousand dollars just collecting money.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's like I can't imagine the apartment that
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: we live in is like he's probably making like double
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: what he pays.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I also saw in some thread of Twitter people
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: hating landlords. You could like reverse search them and see
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: all the buildings they own.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: That's probably infuriating.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, our boys got like six or seven in downtown
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Manhattan alone.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: But can people haven't people been like banding together to
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: like like sue their landlord or like buy the building
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: away from their landlord or some shit like that, or
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: people are like going on strikes against their landlord and
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: like tying them up in like the town square.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: And I don't know.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I knew like during COVID you couldn't get evicted in
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: New York, which is fucking sweet. Yeah, we like our
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: landlord at our old department was a dick and he would.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Like he was.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Wanted to hang out.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: No, no fucking piece shit. That was the super This that
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: wasn't the landlord. The landlord was this like old ass
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: French dude who I saw once and he knocked on
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: the door at eight am and was screaming at me
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: and saying that we were getting evicted and that his
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: lawyer was going to contact us. And then we got
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: like an email the next day and he was like
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: it was just like, hey, guys, just make sure you
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: don't have any boxes on the roof. And that was it.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, because you can't fucking evict someone
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: for leaving a box.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: On the roof?
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Is that what it was?
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Was our roof that we pay for. It's like, why
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: the fuck were you up there to begin with?
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: Dude?
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like eight am and it was pouring
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: outside and he's just up on our rooftop where like
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Duke's and Evan.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Like, also, you said he was in a full suit.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Oh you think it could have been a figment of
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: your imagination. No, it wasn't.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Was he wearing a top haz that he was with?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Are you sure?
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: And then if you were going through a tough time
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: at the time, I don't know, if maybe your mind
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: was going different places.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: No, and then what else happened? What else did he do? Oh?
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Well, he didn't let us resign. We didn't even get
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: the option. He was just tired of you guys, And
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: I resigned to that fucking ship hole.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: It is because you had a half man, half amphibian
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: living in your bathroom. You locked the door and filled
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: it up with water.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: I hated that place.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: You ever see the shape of water? I haven't, Bro,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: You've got to see it, dude.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: That's it's like black mirror.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: So fu Yeah, it's just like black mirror. It's a
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: French masterpiece.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: You gotta watch it. What did you do? What did
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you do out and did you.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: That's what That's what just happened to me.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: We need more water. When you were drinking water, you
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: were fine. Get him some pink Whitney.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, get him some salt.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: Stat No, I don't want any of that.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: What did you do while you were out in Denver?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: I just hung out fucking sick.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: I didn't really do much, just like we're doing right now, man, Yeah,
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: pretty much, just like.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: A listener is hanging out with us. Why they work out, Yeah,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: grocery shop, fuck yeah, as they as they have us
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: on in the background. What an honor it would be
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: to be in the background of.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, someone should send us like a porno when you
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: guys are fucking and then our podcast is playing in
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: the background.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Use that as promo.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Any dudes out there, any dudes out there who are
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: sucking their bros, just fucking send it in any.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Dude, though, there was just a hot ass girl.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: We uh, we met somebody in Boston who had just
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: had sex while listening to ANUS. But it was a girl.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a lie. Girls don't listen to anis a.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: We got all the bitches on our podcast.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Women listen to this. Girls listen to AIS for sure.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I know that for a fact. But who had she
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: fucked Nick and KB?
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: No? Her husband.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: She's like way less cool.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I thought Nick and KB were running the train and
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: just uh they put it on themselves watching the her
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: own highlight tape like Leonardo DiCaprio or some ship like
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Derek Jeter.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. No, she told the story like three or four times.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: It was a bit uncomfortable, but yeah, she said. Her
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: FIREFIGHTERR husband came home and took her to bed while
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: she was still listening to our podcast.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ couldn't hit pause. No, she was giggling.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: She keewed him out of her What I was dog
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: sitting like I had to like help dogs hit these dogs.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: It was awesome're fucking huge. My friend, well he was
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: doing it, but like they were all like doing they
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: were all busy. So I took I took him for
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: walks and got cut now they weren't getting paid.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: It was like a friend, would you dog sit for
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: me if I ever had a dog?
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: If I could have dogs in my apartment. I don't
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: know if we can, assuming Bruce probably won't let us
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: do that, especially after five months late on rent.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, what if is it going to fuck up
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: your credit?
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: What you know, it was a weird thing when people
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: used to house it. I at, Yeah, what the fuck
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: is the house?
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know to do?
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Make sure like it doesn't explode? Yeah, like just turn
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: everything off.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just unplug your fucking appliances and like, don't turn
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: on the I feel like that it'd be more dangerous
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: to have a house hitter or yeah, just someone else
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: that could explode your shit?
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Or is it because of people are gonna we're gonna
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: pool hop Is it pool hoppers? You're gonna run in
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: your backyard and go for a dip?
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: A skinny dip popped before?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have neither buy we want to
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: sound so fucking sick though, me and.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: My friends when we were in like middle school, you
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: also used to go out on things and be like, yo,
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: we're gonna fucking pool hop tonight, and then we like
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: stand around like in the woods by the pool for
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: like an hour, trying to convince ourselves to do it.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: All dudes, yeah, oh.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, coo. Yeah. I didn't talk to a woman until
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: after Karlity. Yeah, but uh yeah, all dudes just running
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: together and they're like underwear.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah sucks. Yeah, it's struggling, dude.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: We'll fucking get it together, dude.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Now, how long have we been going?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? It's like ten minutes? Twenty eight?
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Fuck, dude, turn it on and feel my body like
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: warming up.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. You just have to fight through. You
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: haven't even broken a sweat yet. You're a better color
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: now than the beginning of the episode. I know. I
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: think you're fucking I think you're zooming right now, bro,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I think you're actually our You're getting into like a delirium,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Stop making those noises.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't even smell it. I what the fuck.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: I got in my in my lungs, and my eyes.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: None of it hit the nose. Those are gonna be
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: real strong, to be careful.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: That's I feel like it goes only up my left side. Dude.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I think that my entire life, I've I've or like
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: since like mid high school.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Fuck, you've done blow out of the same nostril.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: No, I got punched in the face in a pickup
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: football game, and since then, I think my fucking right
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: nostrils been fucking shut and I don't think I get
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: enough oxygen to my brain. I think it's fucking with
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: my balance.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: You never know what you have to get, like surgery
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: for this. Is that why you're left brand, you're creative,
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: You're you're not getting oxen, but mathematics, No.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: It goes up my left one and that sort shouldn't
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: that connect him? Or maybe it does connect to my left?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Does it crossover right brains? Creative and so I'm left?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Or so maybe it is going up left and crossing
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: over to the I don't fucking know.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Left brain is the gay side.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I've been ever since I got punched in
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the face. I can't stop sucking. D I don't know
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: what it is. It's weird.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: They say you're born that way, but it really usually
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: has something to do with the nostrils. Dude, those things
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: are ridiculously strong and own for.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Someone who doesn't drink. You are you do like a thrill.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like finding all these yeah anything hands on
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: their ship in his body, different shipping and grind up
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: shrooms and try snorting them.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: That's sick.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: No, I play too much, but she's not fucking funny, dude,
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: How fucking shroomed her too much?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: People get fucking killed off shrooms?
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Right now? Will they kill themselves?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Usually shrooms are a hard as drugs. You just check
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the clock as if more time had passed in the
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: one minute since you asked how much time had passed?
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Dude, Like I am, everything hurts in my body.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Should I get busy and wit to finish the showing steady?
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah? That would do amazing things for this podcast.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Should we get the fucking boys to come in and
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: see I don't think there.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: I don't think they're in the city. What do you
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: mean either they're in Hoboken h And also I don't
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: even think basis here. I think it's just Whitney fucking
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: love that birdy bro bird what what a pigeon?
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: Pigeon? Yeah, fucking pigeon, he put.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: They probably have such new sweet slang that we haven't
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: even I know. We need to get them on just
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: to hear some slang, dude, just give us a little
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: fucking slang.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: That really was one of the funniest episodes. Oh yeah,
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: I really listened to that recently and I was cracking up.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Just to get some slang from the fellas. And I
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: think they respect you, Maybe not anymore, Oh yeah they do. No,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I think they did respect you, maybe not anymore. They
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: saw potential in you. But there's nothing worse, nothing worse.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Colodrope never wasted talent. Hell, I've been on grind mode
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: like you've never even experienced. Yeah, fucking dog sitting. You've
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: been fucking picking up that bro. Yeah, what are you
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: doing to day then?
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Brow you grinding?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, grind mode my ass.
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: I'm on.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: I've been doing a lot of stand up. You said
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: that I get sharp for these shows. Yeah, yeah, I
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: was happy to see that. That's cool going up because you.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Weren't there though, I think like he didn't have a
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: hangout buddy at Yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I texted the booker and I was like, any spots
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: you can get me this week, I'll do them. Put
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: me up there st But I've actually I realized that
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: I've double booked myself somewhere so now I'm like kind
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: of fucked.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is fucked. That ship is not right. Would
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: you cover him at one of the spots? Yeah, sure,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be going to So what the thing you're
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: double book for? I'm gonna be Uh, I'm gonna be
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: with you for the show we just talked about. No,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: it's the show we just talked about. Is why your
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: double book? No?
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: No, this is this week? Oh yeah?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Oh you two stand updates? Yeah, you gotta be booking
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: at You're only running across town.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Four things, but their overlap. I'm not gonna able to
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: make them.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Damn, what are you gonna do? Refund the people that
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: bought tickets already?
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think they promoted one of them, So
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna cancel a fuck them for not promoting.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: What are the two clubs I'm doing the stand that
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: This is like the stuff that I already scheduled a
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: while ago, and then Jared asked me to do his
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: show that day.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Shout out, Jared, dude. There's a place on the uh
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: on the block right here on whatever street that this
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: our office is off of, that has like a t
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: It's like a tiny ass like staircase that goes up
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: to a stand up club, like right on the corner here.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I'll walk past it like eleven o'clock some days and
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: it's like open and they have open mics or some
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: shit like that, like shows. You know what you know
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a place I'm talking about.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: I don't, but we've been.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: We were at a restaurant the other day and I
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: went down to the bathroom and there was just a
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: comedy club downstairs and there was like posters of a
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: bunch of comedians everywhere.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Famous ones like New York. It's it's crazy how many
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: people in this city do stand up and how many
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: places there are two do.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Stand Yeah, it's the best place in the world to
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: do stand up.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, uh for the top couple spots like
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: but also I feel like there's rooms where there's like
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: two people in there.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: For open mics. Probably yeah, but I think most of
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: the shows do well. I mean I haven't really been
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: to any I really only go to the stand in
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: the cellar.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: How long do most people typically do open mics?
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: For five minutes?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: No?
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: No, oh oh, I have no idea. Probably until they
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: can but get booked to a show. How long is
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: that though for some people never Yeah, for me, five minutes,
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: five minutes, that was all you ever did at open mics?
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: No, I did open mics for a few months.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: How'd you stay calm on stage?
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Getting really drunk?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: You think that makes you calm?
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Confident, confident, some liquid courage?
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you think you ever did up liquid?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: A dependency problem? Yeah, lock the door. This is an intervention.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: I definitely have a dependency problem with stand up and drinking.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: You need to you need to learn how to get
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: up there without that, because you still haven't even been
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: yourself up there. You've been drunk set.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: No, I've done it before. Yeah, yeah, I bombed big time?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Is that that time recently? When you bomb bad?
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: All that time was a bomb like you've never experienced.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: He had a bad one recently.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: The men came up to me and he's like, you
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: want me to because I asked him to pull the
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: clips from the last show that I did the day before,
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: because like, I like, I did well and I wanted
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: to see it. And then I got up stage on
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: that one. He comes and you want me to pull
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: the clips from that one too. I was like no,
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: I mean there were seven people in the in the
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: in the crowd.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: So how do you even know you bombed?
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Because I bombed? I do think, though, is there a
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: chance you're not bombing? You just think you're doing better
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: when you're drunk because you're drunk.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: No, No, because I watch it back.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you love yourself?
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: No, I don't at all. Actually, so why do you
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: watch I expect because I want to see what I
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: couldn't do and to improve. It's like watching tapes bro
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: studying your game. You never watch your wrap battles, A.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Lot of them. I don't, to be honest, I can't relate.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I would just do it once and it would just
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: live in the world and I just would never watch
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: it back.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: I wish I could relate because then you.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Look at because with rap battles you can't get better
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: at it. It's like you can't go back and say
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: it again here, like all this shit is gone no
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: matter what. So I go I watch back and be
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: like I should have like let that breathe a little
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: bit more, and it just becomes me being super self
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: critical of myself with no way to improve, which is
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: an exercise and futility.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I usually like to listen back and see, like what
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: jokes like hit the hardest and like which ones like
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: you should scrap or not?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Just fucking looking at yourself killing up there. You're fucking
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: beating off.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Clips like if I can get it clips, But I
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: don't want to post any clips right now, so I
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: don't want to waste any of my material.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: No crowd work then a little bit, but I did.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: I think I tried to do crowd work at that
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: show on Tuesday, and it was like they just weren't
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: giving me anything.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: What did they have to give you? They're just stand there.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: They don't like they did have good jobs.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: They didn't have jokable jobs.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Pretty much.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: What jobs are? What job is perfect for crowd work?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: You have some like you have five minutes if someone's
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: a plumber or some shit like that that you could
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: just jump into.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Now, I usually just try and throw some stuff in,
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: like in the middle of my jokes.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Plumber. That's a shitty job.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: People would like that, would they?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Yeah, dude, I gotta do stand up. I fucking
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: got it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Gain.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: I think you gotta stop hating on the arts.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm trying to learn about eater. How am
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I hater? They're hating nobody appreciates art more than I
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: except me. You don't appreciate art, you appreciate your art.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: That's not true at all. I literally just went, what's
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: a painting? What's one painting? Name of painting? I don't
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: fucking know exactly I went. I saw Mark Norman in Denver,
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: took my boys.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: You sprung for I'm a fan of supporting the art. Yeah,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: because you hadn't paid your rent.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: No, this was actually after I paid.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: My rent and you still had some leftover.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: No, I got the tickets for free.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Oh really, but I still went. I would have to
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: support the arts.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Did you hit up? Mark? You didn't support it? If
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: you got it for free, that's not supporting.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Yes it is. I went, and I laughed my ass off.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: If you're a fucking if you four beers, you would
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: buy or yeah, neg to the club.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: Now it doesn't.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: He gets a slice of the of the bar sales.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Bob's happy that he's happy.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Do you get a slice of the bar sales at
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: your at your gigs?
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: No?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Exactly, no way, Norman is he does not fucking Norman?
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Did you chop it up after the show? I fucking
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: love that guy.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: No, I don't really know him really.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I've spoke to him like a few times, but we
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: don't really know each other that well.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: He just doesn't know you yet.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: Oh he knows, Oh he knows.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Not fucking yet. You gotta you gotta make him know.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: You gotta put this whole fucking city on. Notice it
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: was a theater show that you went to. Yeah, was
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: it funny?
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: That was all he crushed?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: What were some of what were some of your laughs?
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Like, I don't know, I don't remember, but I remember
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: I got like insecure because I'm like, I've seen this
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: guy like five hundred times. My friends don't know who
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: he is, and I'm like, hopefully they have fun. I
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: was like, what if we get there and they just
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: like this sucks?
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: That is sha?
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: They end up loving it.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Though, When something you put on, like a podcast or someone.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: We're looking at YouTube video and you're like, wait, no, here,
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: it comes here, it comes here, it is actually the
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: very part the funny.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Wait wait yeah, showing people YouTube videos is tough, or
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: if they just ask you to change the podcast.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: What are some like bricks you've had happen when showing
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: people stuff? Probably usually my parents sometimes when I'm home.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm just like showing them all my favorite
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: YouTube videos and they're just like, I don't get it.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: Can I get bored?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Why would you want?
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: What?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I mean? I guess you just want to connect with
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: your parents.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: I showed my dad Shane gillis a Special and he
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: liked that?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Did he?
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: And then like he said something I like eating pussy
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I always had like my He was like, me and
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: my dad are so straight. We eat pussy together and
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: all we do is talk about eat eating box or
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: something like that. And my mom was like all right,
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: all right, and she does this. She does it all
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: the time. So I have little sisters. But it's like
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: if she just didn't say anything, like they wouldn't even
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: notice or like they're not paying attention.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: But then when my mom storms in and.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: She's like okay, okay, off, it's like, well now everyone's like,
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: oh what did he say? Also, like they're on TikTok.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: They're fucking watching porn twenty four hours a day on TikTok.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Your mom made you turn off the Shane Gill A
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Special at home? Yeah? Really, yes, you should tell him?
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: I will.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: My dad liked it. We've got like ten minutes in.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Then he had to do that joke about eating box.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Fucked it up for everyone.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Wait till your mother goes to bed, we'll finish up. Yeah,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: you just you and me hair.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Actually I think he did finish the whole thing.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, he liked it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: He had to watch it with earbuds in probably yeah, yeah,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: he did sneakily watch it, Yeah on the toilet. What
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: are you watching down there? Nothing? Yeah, your dad changed
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: the channel as like he's watching porn himself. It'd be
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: worse if he was actually watching people eat box. Yeah,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: better if he was actually watching someone eat box.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Is it hot in here?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: No? Perfectly with perfectly normal temperature change.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: I'm going through changes right now.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: You think you're going through menopause, I might be dude.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: If you start menopausing, I'll start menopause. And that's how
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: empathetic I am. Why don't you just take your shirt off?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: This is actually perfect for you, because what if you
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: get sick and then like lose a couple pounds from
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: the sick.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: That would be so sick.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: That's when you look the most shredded.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: But then I lose like I lose muscle, not fat.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: I need to lose fat. What's going on?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Just got a text for America?
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: What'd you say?
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Did give her a call?
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: Oh? Was that bad?
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: No?
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Fuck, dude, everyone's getting fired.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Do you want to give her a call? It's like
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: a pause.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: No, she ship just when you have to.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Huh what does it say? Is they anything else?
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: No promise?
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Oh no you didn't. That was a fake promise.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: My heart is punning through my chest right now. Dude,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I'm worried for you.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: She says something about me.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I'll just let me. I'll just let's just finish the show.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Did we do both? That's fucking with me. No, we
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: haven't done.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: The second ad. We have to do this. Call Matt
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: you actually this is.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: A golf season is in full swing and getting out
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: there to work on your game is bound to make
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• 41:18
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• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Out at over. That was the end of the eye.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Was the ding like the fifth ding though not the
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: other ones?
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit was just the beginning, all.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Right, guys?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Well, uh no, I don't think so, Brother Arlington, No, no, no,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking think.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: So, Bio on Instagram.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. Maybe we're gonna fucking talk
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: about some more pressing shit for a little bit, or
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: some shit like that.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, whoa Clear? Did I just follows? Oh? Speaking of Clear?
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Fuck clear?
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Dude?
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Why Clear doesn't work if every single person at the
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: airport has it? The Clear line was longer than the
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: actual security line. I'm sitting there and I'm like halfway
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: through it have been there for twenty minutes, and I'm like, well,
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: I mean I should have just gone in the romal
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: security line. What am I paying fucking two hundred dollars
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: a year for?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Damn? You're officially a bougie ass.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Well no I'm not. I got Clear like a week ago.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: You've had it for like years.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: But I would never complain about like, there's too many
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: people in the VIP. I thought it was for VIPs only.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Why would I pay for Clear when the regular security
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: line is faster.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Then just take the regular line.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Don't tell me what to do.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Take whichever line is faster. It's not like you have
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: to be in the fucking easy pass lane. If there's
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: a traffic jam in it, just go through whichever one's faster.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: You have no idea how close I was to missing
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: my flight. I got there the minute they closed the door.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: I was the last person on. You slid under the
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: door like act thought there was a person behind me,
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: and they.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: Were like, oh my god, dude, it's so early. It
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: was five in the morning.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: And this lady gets on and she's like, cause, Danver Airport,
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: you got to take a fucking like train once you
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: get through security to go to your gate. And she's
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: like running up and she's like crying and shit, It's.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Like, get it together.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's five.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: In the morning.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: When people cry at the airport, it's fucking It's like,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: what do you.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Thing's gonna happen? Like the like there's like a thousand
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: flights from Denver to New York every day.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I was in England for a rap battle one time, though,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: and I missed my flight back, and I like didn't
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't I like was like broke. I like, well,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: that's I mean England. Yeah, I was like traffic I was.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I was very close to crying at the airport. I
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: was just like at the desk being like, yeah, I
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: do well, that sucks. What the fuck can I do?
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: But also like you're cooler than this lady was.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: It's like, suck.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: You don't know that, dude. But I only felt better too,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: because it's like when you look over during turbulence and
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: someone's more scared than you. There was someone else at
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: the counter at the same time, and a woman who
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: was who had actually missed her shit and was like crying,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: her eyes falling exactly.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: Hi.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: I was like, we're gonna be okay, guys.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: The estrogen was high amongst amongst these folks. You think
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: crying is is linked to high estrogen? Now dudes have
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: estrogen as a release? Is it?
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: You always are talking about estrogen, fucking perv.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Dudes have estrogen.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: I know, dude, because every time I'm eating at a
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: mam are like, that's high and estrogen.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I can't afford to have it already. It's
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: not you can't afford to have anymore. Same with IPAs
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: and that's I don't drink.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: I pass ever.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do. You like to have like a double hazy,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I PA, that sounds awful. You have to have like
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: a golden monkey fucking sixteen percent.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: And then quest bars got recalled. People were growing clits.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, quest bars anymore?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I can't clip off the tip of their dick.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: I struggle with protein bars. Now I ate enough for
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: a lifetime. Yeah, I think I'm off protein on cardboard.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this shit is terrible.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: Your ships were disgusting. I could use one of those
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Was she dropping some stinkers off? Yeah?
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: You know I was eating only protein. That's what it's
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: gonna be like this week. Just a warning, especially if
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: there's even a thought that I might be taking my
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: I'm not taking my shirt off.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Dude, we'll get you.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: Tell them to get someone else.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Protein poop smell like baby poop. I didn't sign up
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: to be taking my shirt off in front of viewers.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: We'll get you in a burker, brother, we'll get you.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: We'll get you in some full gar covering up.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: I don't take my shirt off like in the mirror.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to see.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not taking my shirt off in front of like
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: a one hundred thousand people who watch you.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Get dressed in the dark.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you brush your teeth face.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: That's called jim nophobia. Somebody who's afraid I was looking.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I always wanted to do a video on on jim nophobia.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: People who who won't take any of their clothes off
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: the ship is fascinating.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: People actually, people actually don't like to be naked.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, never nudes.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's fascinating.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: I don't like to be naked.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: You don't, Now, do you have jym nophobia?
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: But if I was jacked, I would.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: If I was jacked, I'd be walking around without a
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: fucking speedo on all day.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: There's dudes who go for runs with their shirts off,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: like their jacked, but they'll be like a little premature bouncing. Yes,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I dude, fucking read the room. Bro. Yeah, you're not
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: jacked enough to do that.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: Your t shirt into the shorts, so the shorts pulled
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: down a little bit and show their v too.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Get your tits out of here.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Titty with your job and titties, get the fuck out.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Would it look like if you jog right now, it
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: would be a lot of bounce. Yeah, Yeah, let's just
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: say there's a lot of Harry right now and a
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: lot of bad places hips, stomach titties. Yeah, people don't
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: really talk about how like the.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Bad back that's where it really gets.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I think that that's where a plumber's crack is formed.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and your back hit you get to a
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: certain like way and all of a sudden, the crack
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: it moves up. Yeah, like my crack, My crack is
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: in the middle of my spine right now.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Because your butt your butt cheek extended, and it also
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: pulls at your pants at an angle that would like
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: pull them down when you bend over. It poses the
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: ass crack. Yeah, I used to think that, like plumber's
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: crack was just like how could you ever let that happen?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: It's just by being fat. It's just like you've gotten
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: You've gotten to a point of fatness that your pants
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: can't withstand.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd have to wear like a full body like jumpsuit. Yeah,
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: underwear style.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I know a dude who uh the way he combatd
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: that was tattoo.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Didn't you do something we eat about your plumber or
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: like an electricity or something, and you got like a
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: bunch of.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't get in a bunch of trouble, but they
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: were just.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Like you deleted it right.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Well, the people who it got like yeah it did
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: it insane numbies in like ten minutes. And then what
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: was it?
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: What was the tweet?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: It was just like a guy like doing plumbing work
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: with like the whole ass was out full, the full curves.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: It was like the top of it was at your house. No,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: it wasn't my house. It was over a friend of
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: mine was sent to it by another friend, and so
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: that person who originally sent it, uh like kind of
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: rescinded their their permission for it to be on the internet.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: So I was like, fuck it, I'll take it down.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: But it was like over multiple days and like like
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: the pants must have burned around the base of his nutsack.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Like that's like just like like his full.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Penis must have been out if you looked at the
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: at the front of it.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: I mean that you had to have been doing that
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: on purpose. You don't just not notice if your entire asset.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Like he was presenting like he was like trying to
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: woo the house. Yeah, because there was someone else in
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: the rule is out taking a picture. Yeah, like there's
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: no way that that shit can be comfortable. Maybe it's
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: just a little Cleaver's ladies can choke Leava fellas can't
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: show a little cheek.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: That's not cleavage. That was the whole titties were out.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I was looking at a portrait from the
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: French Revolution of like the depiction of the French Revolution,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: and like the old French portraits of it are He's
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: just like a like all the soldiers out in the
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: field and a woman holding the French flag just like
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: with her titties out, like that was their representation of
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: the French Revolution. That just like, yeah, so it was
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: fucking sick, like we want the revolution titties out.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: French people are like the Hornings people alive.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they really are.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: They have wild European secks.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: And this dude on the Spurs named Tony Parker, Yeah,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: he was a French dude and he just like banged
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: one of his teammates wives, and he was just like,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: what I thought you could do that, mart should have
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: done that. I'm Marty comes.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Out French accent, but in my culture, a beret, a.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Fucking striped shirt.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: I didn't know.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I was eating a bag at like
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: a carriage stick leaned up like much money. What's the problem, Liz?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: It fail? Business is business my bus.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: That's funny. That's good. That's good.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: That's good. That's good.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: Where are we at? Fifty two?
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Fock push yourself?
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: You need six, dude, I just like we need a
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: hard six. I like had one of those things where
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: it's like my eyes closed themselves and it was just burning,
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: really a fire inside my eyeballs.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Well because the smelling salts.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: I'm so tired. You need to get we.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: You just wink at me, Bro, I did What are
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you trying to tell me?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: You know the fuck? Bro?
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: No?
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: What did you guys think of the new Harlow and Kendrick?
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: I didn't listen to either. But I'm hearing a lot
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: of bad things about the Heartlow.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: It's not bad at all. I don't think it's bad
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: at all. You thought it was bad?
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Tyler?
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Why I din'dn't like how people were comparing him to
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: Mac Miller.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: People are just switching up so fast, or he's just
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: getting famous fast, like super we're super famous fast. And
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: then they were just like being that fast.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Huh lack Miller didn't get famous that fast.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I'm saying Jack Carlow is so everyone's comparing him to
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Mac Miller as far as what just being a white rapper.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: I guess things like a.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Likable white dude. But there's just a consensus, like a
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: growing like counter consensus where people were like, fuck this guy,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Like this guy fucking sucks, dude, he's so overrated.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, people like people until they're successful and then just
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: don't yeah gatekeeping.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people who like originally like them and they're like, oh,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: now this shit fucking sucks, which you know I I mean, yeah,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I feel bad for him because he's obviously like on
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Twitter and like then we'll see a tweet with like
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty thousand.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: That's what I was surprised by. I looked up Jack Harlocks.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: I want to see what peoplere talking about the album,
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: because I saw like a tweet someone being like everyone
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: like this album's good, everyone's hitting on it. So I
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: looked it up and they were like three hundred thousand likes. Dude,
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: if someone said something about me and he got three
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: hundred thousand likes, I would like never go on my
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: phone again.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the size of Toledo has just come to
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: yeah that they hate you, and there's like multiplelf.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Of New York decided they don't like you.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: Oh quite yeah, like.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Check my mask Tyler one, twenty seventh.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: I didn't mean New York City. I meant like a
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: different New York Like, yeah, all right.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't listen to the Kendrick though, but I thought
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: that Jack Harlowe and Kendricks.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Jack Harlow Kendrick's a spit a it spits yeah, bars
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: for days, respect for d bro bfds.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Who's your favorite rappers? That little sasquatch? Who's your top
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: five all the time? Dead or alive?
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, Mac Miller, Earl Sweatshirt.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Drake, how about a silly one throwing a goofy one?
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: You liked that dude that came onto the Freddy Gibbs Max, Yeah,
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: but I don't like him that much. Who else?
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: Well, Freddy when he was here that you made it
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: seem like he was your favorite person ever.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: So I do like Batman. I do like Maxe Cream
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Black Hood three in the morning, Okay, your crib like
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: I'm buying Jordan's Aunty mad Money good.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, Brother.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: Kiss front Door, back Card, two Doors.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: No, I don't know how it goes.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I got my ah.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: I love that with the material.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: He's awesome.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: This cadence is sick. Yeah, I think he wraps in
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: i ambic pentameter. I think he's like Shakespeare the way
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: that he uses.
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's good.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: He's stressed in non stress soables. He's truly a savant.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: And who's your Who's Who's your? Last two?
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: Then, I don't know.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: I'm going through a big T Grizzly phase right now.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: Fucking loved T Grizzly.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: He is so good. I can do this ship with
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: no effort. I love how I love I love all.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: I love how he talks about.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: I love how he talks about fucking other people's girlfriends
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: in every single song.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't like it when it happens in
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: real life. Now he is the most of the rap.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: He's like she with me, her pussy gets so wetter,
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: so wetter, so wetter. Do grammatically that shit doesn't even
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: make sense. I do literally every.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Single one of his songs he's talking about fucking someone
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: else's girlfriend. Yeah, future, but I like him. Oh, future
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: would be up there probably in the future. No, I don't,
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: I don't listen to any of the Future's new stuff.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: I liked like Purple Rain and uh yeah, let me
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: see Future Future Future album. So I like Cody and
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Crazy is like my favorite rap song ever.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: You're the top point zero one.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: Purple Rain.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Oh that song for a Nut, That fucking that Future
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Gunna Young Doug song that just came out before a Nut.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: That show was fucking incredible.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: Mons.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: There's a good ass album, Nikki.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: No, did Nicki Minach have a album called Monsters who Don't.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Want to get copyrighted?
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Yeah, dude, Yeah, we got to do some coding,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: just us boys Crazy. We need to get Cody and
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Crazy with the boys fucking prescribed Cody.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: In my first week of college, i'd whooping cough. God damn,
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: I fell asleep in the middle of an icebreaker.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: And you got an ammonia from it.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Uh No, it was like high on lean. So I
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: fell asleep.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Damn that. You shouldn't have You shouldn't have gone to class.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: No with whooping cough, you just gave everybody else whooping cough.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: It was like the first week, did you actually whoop?
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: I was whooping?
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: You actually whooped while you were coughing? What did it
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: sound like like just a gross cough.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't even do it.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I gotta figure out what my other favorite rappers are.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, this is good.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: If I used to only listen to rap, now I
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: really don't I like. I mean, I've been listening to
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: a lot of Benny the Butcher.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Ah, dude, I like hearing you talk about rap. You've
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: proven to have pretty good tasting rap. Your top five.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Possible right, fifty cents, definitely in my top five.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking you want to give us somebody we don't
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: know that we should.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, this dude, Eddie I he's sick.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: All right, we'll check him out. We'll do a little review.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: He's fucking dope as fuck.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Maybe Flaka got a main bitch, got a mistress, a
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: couple girl friends.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: I'm so hood bitch.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Keep my dick hard and keep me smoking. I mean,
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: that's like one of the best songs ever.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Here.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: You rap makes me fucking happy.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: Dude, Dude, on the trip, we realized it's like a
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: hack like Pat and Joey. If they do like a
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: straight voice, we just die laughing. And you doing a
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: black voice is the same. It's not a black voice.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: It's an impersonate. I'm personating a rapper.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're I'm just appropriating a rap culture. I used
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: to be super recognize. You're a guest in the fucking culture.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Bro. You know Gucci Man and backa fluck our cousins.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Shut up, dude, Yeah you already knew.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Are you freaking serious?
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: You already knew that.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I don't even think I did know that they're blood
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: cousins for real. Yeah, they're not just cousin.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Now they're actually cousins.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Oh really?
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah is not crazy?
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: What the heck, dude, I didn't I didn't realize that.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Now we should give like a rap fact every show. Dude,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I forgot that. You're such a rap fan.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: I'm really not anymore.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: You just like Dylan? Now, you just like singer songwriter
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: from the sixties.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I listened to all the music.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you abandoned the culture. You just fucking came in
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: as a guest, fucking used it up, and then abandon
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: it to go to stand up shows for free. What
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: art do you pay for me? Bro?
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: I bought a Bob Dylan panting for two hundred and
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: fifty bucks from what corporation? A guy on Instagram really local,
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: an original. It was from a different country. Actually, I believe.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Ah probably mass produced.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Nope, I can feel the paint on it. It's one
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: of one?
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Is it definitely one of one? Do you have a
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: verification of it?
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: You can buy the printed version. I got the real
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: version because I bought it from him directly. He said,
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: you can get it for fifty bucks if you get
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: it from this website, or you can buy it from
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: me directly for like two fifty.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: I said, fuck it, I'm gonna go two fifty damn.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: So you could have got the exact same thing for
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: a fifth of the cost, and you decided to pay more.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: I wanted a real painting. I didn't want to fucking print.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: If I wanted to print, I would go to the
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: printer and I'd print out a picture of Pop Dylan.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: And that was it?
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: The size of a painting? Or was it the size
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: of a print?
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: It's the size of a painting. It's like sixteen by sixteen?
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Is this small?
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: But it's cute? Cute? Yeah, qu que cute? All right.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: We got to end this because I'm like dying, and.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I think you did really good every time that we
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: pushed you to do more. You gave more, which shows
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: me that you have more in your tank at all
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: times and you can always push yourself to do more.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm not going to be in the
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: office for another week. Care I'm dying. That's fine.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: They're just coming next Monday and I'll be here.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: I'm kidding. Never would miss a day, not when the
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: drama is just spicy.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Juicy. They I was going to go home and I
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: got in the taxi. It was take me to HQ
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: straight HQ my way.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I got front row tickets and show in town. Get
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: your popcorn ready, just bring the caby in, all right,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Let's get the funk.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: Out of here. All right.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: Uh, we'll see you guys next week. Makes you guys
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: like comment, subscribe, follow me on talking, buy my tickets,
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: hell of tickets by our merch Our merch is coming
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: out on Father's.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: Day, by the way, hopefully we can get We're.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Gonna for that.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Get your real size in this merch. Yes, people size
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: up in the old stuff for this. Get the size
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: you actually wear this.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: I got an it was too big.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: You want to get this ship dry cleaned like this ship?
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want to throw this ship through a
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: washer dryer.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: You want to, You want to, Like you just gotta
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: fresh pair of air forces or some ship.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Alright, see you guys next week, all right, mm hmm