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Daycare Dollars & SmackDown Schemes w/ Hannah Pilkes · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scaled, Come roll sca, come.
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  Speaker 1: Godess what poping Congregation, it's your girl. Lacey Mosley aka
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  Speaker 1: we hate them. But y'all know this is a comedy show.
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  Speaker 1: We will always laugh at them, not they're victims. Yes, congregation,
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  Speaker 1: you already know. I'm what guess excited, thrilled, elated to
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  Speaker 1: have a returning guest that only if you're a ogi
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  Speaker 1: they left the church for a little while to find
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  Speaker 1: themselves and now they have returned. Okay, Today we have
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  Speaker 1: amazing comedian, actress and writer on the show. You've seen
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be lit and that's the live show that
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  Speaker 1: I'm recording. So come on, get involved, congregation, please also
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  Speaker 1: get involved. Welcoming the hilarious, the incomparable Hannah Pilkins to
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  Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, oh Hannah, thank you for coming back.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: I was thrilled to be asked back. It felt like
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  Speaker 3: a pleasure, and oh I'm thrilled to be back. It's
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  Speaker 3: a pleasure and a privilege. That's a mouthful.
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  Speaker 1: I like that though. It's a pleasure and a pleasure.
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  Speaker 1: It's like my presence is a present.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I love my presence as a present.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I also a present is a presence.
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  Speaker 2: And thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I love listening to you. You have the voice of
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  Speaker 3: an angel.
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  Speaker 2: It's so thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's great.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I think.
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  Speaker 3: Mine sounds like I had a cheese grater for breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's like it's it's soothing to me like that,
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  Speaker 1: Mr Oh okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what, there's a market for everything, right,
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  Speaker 3: you want pepigs, some people want the painted toast, some
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  Speaker 3: people want the ones unpainted, and.
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  Speaker 1: They want to dance it in bricks.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And I can do one better for you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we start the show now by asking you your
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  Speaker 1: expert scam opinion. I'm going to ask you about three
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  Speaker 1: different little things, and I want to know each one.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a scam in your opinion? Is it a
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  Speaker 1: scheme or is it a real thing? Okay, yes, So
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  Speaker 1: the first one is auto suggested passwords.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't know what an auto suggested password
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  Speaker 1: is not Hannah, she knows, she's she's thinking it's when
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  Speaker 1: you it's her new website or whatever. And if you
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  Speaker 1: have an iPhone, I don't know what they be doing
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  Speaker 1: in the green text business. I'm a part of the
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  Speaker 1: cult with the blue text even though I think androids
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  Speaker 1: might be a superior phone. But I know. But at
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  Speaker 1: the same time, I will bully you into getting rid
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  Speaker 1: of it, Like the whole cast, we bully Nathan Crest
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  Speaker 1: into getting an iPhone because you're rowing in the group jats. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: it will kill you. It is so jarring to get
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  Speaker 1: that green because they made it a doodoo baby green,
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  Speaker 1: like a baby doodle green.
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  Speaker 2: What are we supposed to do? It's like ali a
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  Speaker 2: Nickelodeon kid's choice. The word slime then.
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  Speaker 1: Is brighter green. Okay, that's like a true okay, giving
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  Speaker 1: this is a doodoo green where it's like your brain
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  Speaker 1: is like this nasty. Why is this nasty person hitting
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  Speaker 1: my phone with a nastiness? Which is them doing that
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  Speaker 1: to us? Like iPhone did that on purpose. It was
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  Speaker 1: one of the smartest marketing techniques, the blue but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the blue green, the ocean blue versus the doudo greens.
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  Speaker 1: And they may we don't show up no color on
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  Speaker 1: their phones. But I don't know if y'all have it.
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  Speaker 1: But like when you enter a new website and you
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  Speaker 1: have a new past code, there will be like an
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  Speaker 1: auto suggested pass code that's like this is stronger A
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  Speaker 1: one seven five nine two three Z one five ye,
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  Speaker 1: it's crazy. Seven cars for kids, Yes, and they're like,
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  Speaker 1: do you want this password it's safer or do you
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  Speaker 1: want to think of something you can remember? Which, dumb ass?
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  Speaker 3: So what I'm going to make it twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a scheme. I don't think it's a scam.
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  Speaker 3: And I think it's a scheme in that if you
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  Speaker 3: if you're what's it called duped, and you do follow
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  Speaker 3: that password, I believe that it is stored and you've
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  Speaker 3: given yourself over to them, they win, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they're trying to steal your info. I
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  Speaker 3: think they're trying to make it harder on you. But
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  Speaker 3: I do think every time you reset that's good for
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  Speaker 3: them in some way. I don't know why, but maybe
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  Speaker 3: maybe every time you have a capture page that you
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  Speaker 3: have to get through, they get a point or something.
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  Speaker 1: Which is because you're a robot capture and you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to ask me if I'm a robot and you're like sorry,
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  Speaker 1: like like bitch, you're the robot, and you're trying to be.
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  Speaker 2: Like are you real? Are you?
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  Speaker 3: The cops gotten so bigue? It's like which of these
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  Speaker 3: boats is nice?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know. That's subjective.
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  Speaker 1: Literally, it used to be like, is this a cross wall?
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  Speaker 1: And sometimes that was like I don't know. They'd be
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  Speaker 1: like they jay walking still across, like.
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  Speaker 2: Everything's across walk right.
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  Speaker 1: It's so it used to be like, show all the
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  Speaker 1: bridges and I would be like, okay, that makes sense,
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, no, bit, that was a heel of
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  Speaker 1: a water.
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  Speaker 2: That's a troll that you have to answer three riddels.
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  Speaker 1: Literally, that's a bridge troll is literally capture.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, that's the one with the troll. That one doesn't
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  Speaker 2: count at least.
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  Speaker 1: If Capture called themselves bridge trolls, it would be more
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  Speaker 1: whimsical and I would be more down to do it.
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  Speaker 3: We love, We famously love a whimsy moment. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: love you make capture. We both look very whimsical, right
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  Speaker 3: we do. I was admiring floral.
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  Speaker 1: You're giving me like these gorgeous little like hot girl tattoos.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I call hot girl tattoos, and I'm just like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: what does it mean?
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  Speaker 2: I'll never tell, but I'll tell you at length. I
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  Speaker 2: have an open book. No, I love whims honestly, it's
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  Speaker 2: all burning to the ground.
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  Speaker 3: We gotta be whimsifying, we gotta be whimsifying.
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  Speaker 1: I like, if anybody's doing something, goofy. As long as
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  Speaker 1: they're not bothering anybody. I am fully in support. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there was a time where I would judge and look,
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  Speaker 1: I know those younger little people like to be like,
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  Speaker 1: oh that's cringe or whatever. But I'm like, baby, once
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  Speaker 1: you survive what we've survived, then you will understand you
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  Speaker 1: need some whimsy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. They sold a credit card like magic wand where
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  Speaker 1: you could stick your credit card and then tapping.
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  Speaker 4: For yeah, for a Disney adult, for anybody.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody posted on six I was like, my boyfriend took
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  Speaker 1: me on shoppesp and gave me his wand with a
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  Speaker 1: credit card and I'll just tap on it. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, why not? You know what, follow your bliss,
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  Speaker 1: bliss if you don't bother nobody.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely my I went to my friend's birthday and Nate
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  Speaker 3: a psychic, which I think is is a choice right
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  Speaker 3: because party, But don't you think that's a questionable choice
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  Speaker 3: in that they might not say something you want to hear,
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  Speaker 3: and it might be your birthday.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's your own risk with the psychic. I had
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  Speaker 1: excellent psychics, and like they in the corner, and I
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  Speaker 1: had a couples who were bold.
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  Speaker 3: Enough to like go with each other correct, and they're like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm seeing the death card, death card, death card, death card.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are.
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  Speaker 3: Thriving for none. But mine was like, I'm sensing a
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  Speaker 3: lot of millennial trauma.
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  Speaker 4: Like that tracks girl, that sounds like a scammer to me.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get them out of here.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? She looked like and was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sensing a lot of millennial trauma. You could do
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  Speaker 1: that to any millennial.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, sorry, I don't know to contour, fine, right,
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  Speaker 2: GenZ out.
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  Speaker 4: We could do it to all of us, like we
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  Speaker 4: all know, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, we're actually all traumatized.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that comes with the territory impending doom glass half empty.
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  Speaker 2: Sensing your rights might be revoked at some point. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. Anyway, we digress. Yes, I agree with you.
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  Speaker 1: It's a scheme. And then I will say that if
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  Speaker 1: you do use autofil passwords, and then obviously you're saving
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  Speaker 1: that autofil password to your phone, making you more dependent
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  Speaker 1: on your phone. You carry some moderate security risks like
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  Speaker 1: malwar explortation, meaning like steelers can come in and they
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  Speaker 1: can pull saved credentials from like borrowing the storage off
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  Speaker 1: of your phone. Also like autospill slash invisible forms, so
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  Speaker 1: hackers can create fake forms to trick browser extensions into
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  Speaker 1: filling in data that is not really proponent or like
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't really pertain to what you're trying to purchase
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  Speaker 1: trying to fill out the hackers are like, we are
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  Speaker 1: here too, Like, go ahead and just fill out this form.
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  Speaker 1: And it's also device access. If someone has access to
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  Speaker 1: your unlocked computer slash phone, they have access to all
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  Speaker 1: of your accounts. So once they if they can get
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  Speaker 1: that special you know, a sex five, three or nine,
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  Speaker 1: right then now they have access to maybe more things
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  Speaker 1: depending on how much you put in one password, which
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  Speaker 1: is why I always say I set it back in
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  Speaker 1: the day in a Carl's Heart episode that was years ago.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're new, you should have a goofy password
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  Speaker 1: and a serious password. I know, I can't remember more
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  Speaker 1: than one or two. Certainly have a goofy password. That's
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  Speaker 1: what you use for serious things. And they have a
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  Speaker 1: serious password for your bank and things like that, and
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  Speaker 1: never mix the two.
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  Speaker 3: And so I would love an example of what you mean,
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  Speaker 3: because I think that's quite subjective in the eye of
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  Speaker 3: the beholders.
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  Speaker 2: Some would say some spoofie is another.
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  Speaker 1: SI about to say a goofy password, for example, say
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  Speaker 1: a goofy password of yours just for references like.
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  Speaker 3: You know Porridge sixty nine, you know something, Yeah, like.
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  Speaker 2: Millennial trauma and it's.
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  Speaker 1: My grandma she got hit by a bazouka.
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  Speaker 2: And then the.
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  Speaker 3: Serious ones like it's all right.
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  Speaker 1: The serious was like, because we all used to love
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  Speaker 1: to use like loved one stuff, you know, birthdays and
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  Speaker 1: things dogs. Yeah, favorite first mom's car type ship.
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  Speaker 3: So honestly, serious is more earnest, right, yeah, And silly
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  Speaker 3: is like.
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  Speaker 2: You know, auto generator, and maybe.
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  Speaker 1: We should flip that. Maybe the greatest password should be
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  Speaker 1: on a goof Yes website likes the four dot com.
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  Speaker 1: But then maybe a bag password should be something like
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  Speaker 1: booty lick of five, like nobody's.
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  Speaker 2: Going on capital B and I'm doing that for my wraps.
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  Speaker 1: And booty liquor is a zero?
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  Speaker 2: I love, I love a zero. Oh yes, it's very
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  Speaker 2: forticulator boole.
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  Speaker 1: Booty liquor five and then five instead of the im
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  Speaker 1: five because you spell out five like a work. The
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  Speaker 1: five is an exclamation mark, and then you get all
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  Speaker 1: the characters. You got an uppercase, a lower case zero zero,
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  Speaker 1: and a character a special character.
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  Speaker 2: Well, now you're becoming the computer because that's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: To five is not that hard.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, Booty, look for five. But the B on
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  Speaker 3: Wednesdays capitalized, it's two zero's.
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  Speaker 1: Capital B zero regular oh T T y and then
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  Speaker 1: exclamation point v E five H H.
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  Speaker 2: Ellipses. Is that okay? Because it's a millennial. Is that okay?
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  Speaker 2: No worries. If not.
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  Speaker 1: You've made an apple, now you put it in the
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  Speaker 1: I'm never remember that, but Booty look or five, I
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  Speaker 1: can remember. And now I can access my bank account,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Well, now no one check places.
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  Speaker 1: When I get on my when I found my taxes,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, yes, I R S DOT Booty look five
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  Speaker 1: are here to contribute.
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  Speaker 2: They do.
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  Speaker 3: If they see that, they're like, oh, just gotta sense
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  Speaker 3: of humor. We need that around here.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that's better. So yeah, y'all take my advice.
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  Speaker 1: Boody look or five. Okay, you whatever you want, but
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  Speaker 1: I think that's a good one. So next scam schemer,
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  Speaker 1: real thing trader, Joe's tote bags and es, will you
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  Speaker 1: pull up resale of Trader Joe's toe bags real quick? Well,
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  Speaker 1: so while we talk, Hannah, Trader Joe's tote bags. Have
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  Speaker 1: you seen one?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Have you felt one in your hands?
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're coveted right every Trader Joe's that go to,
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  Speaker 3: they're out of stock. People wait in line for these
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  Speaker 3: things like sneakers on Melrose Avenue.
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  Speaker 2: They're fighting for them, they're fighting for them.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they're gorgeous if you've got a pastel moment,
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  Speaker 3: but it's a toe bag.
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  Speaker 1: And now I know I'm talking to the pack. Okay, Hannah,
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  Speaker 1: you agree with the with the podcast community. Y'all know
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  Speaker 1: I got y'all some good toe bags. If you come
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  Speaker 1: to San Francisco, you know I got the good toe
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  Speaker 1: bags for y'all. If you come to Dallas and anywhere,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I got good toe bags. But Fordez like
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  Speaker 1: it's Pastel, it's Trader Joel's. But for some reason they're
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  Speaker 1: phenomena now where you can now go to Trader Joe's,
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  Speaker 1: get that hole for like three ninety nine and resell it.
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  Speaker 1: So now people are in Trader Joe's like punching the
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  Speaker 1: other like you know, it's Black Friday. Yeah, like Black Friday,
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  Speaker 1: it's not even Black Friday no more. People used to
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  Speaker 1: die in the Black Friday War.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it's terrible, it's horrible, But my thing
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  Speaker 3: is like, you can do it online now, So I
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  Speaker 3: actually think people that do that in person want to fight.
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  Speaker 2: I think they're like, HiT's.
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  Speaker 3: The perch and I want to deck a bitch because
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  Speaker 3: I could go online in order that on Walmart dot com.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what, I want to body checks. They
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  Speaker 2: someone had to.
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  Speaker 1: Deal with their fucking family, like either they went to
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  Speaker 1: their in lost house and you know they sankass uncles
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  Speaker 1: or their mama always criticizing them morn they're still single
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  Speaker 1: and they mad like whatever it is, whatever happened to
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  Speaker 1: you on Thanksgiving? You knew you could take out on
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  Speaker 1: Black Friday. That's black somebody eye Friday.
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  Speaker 2: You order your first places promoting killing someone on Black
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  Speaker 2: right if you want. If you have family drama and
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  Speaker 2: anything goes baby, everybody on Black Friday goy family trauma.
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  Speaker 1: But it used to be cathartic because it used to
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  Speaker 1: be something worth fighting for. You know, the TV was
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  Speaker 1: a sixty inch a seventy inch, and they would be
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  Speaker 1: like sixty dollars and it's like, yes, this is worth
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  Speaker 1: a scrap in the aisle, this is.
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  Speaker 3: Worth bleeding a little, you know, Yeah, I can just
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  Speaker 3: cut I can lick.
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  Speaker 1: Your wo and you got it all loud.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you have like a six hundred square foot
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  Speaker 3: apartment but an eighty.
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  Speaker 1: Foot but you know what, that's progress.
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  Speaker 2: Progress.
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  Speaker 4: It covers your whole wall and a little bit of
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  Speaker 4: the door.
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  Speaker 1: To your bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: Let's know what. You can't close your door, but that's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Because you have the memory. You watch you look at
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  Speaker 4: that TV.
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  Speaker 1: You remember how you knocked at least two people's teeth
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  Speaker 1: out to get it okay, and then you had to
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  Speaker 1: strap it to the roof for your prius and drive
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  Speaker 1: it home real slow.
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  Speaker 3: And you know the person whose teeth were decked out
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  Speaker 3: is like all's fair and love, and.
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  Speaker 1: They also love it.
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  Speaker 4: Some people coming to Black Friday to get hit.
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  Speaker 2: That's because they also want to feel something.
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  Speaker 1: Giving and everything was so pent up and very like
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  Speaker 1: waspy that they were like, I don't know, somebody punched
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  Speaker 1: me in the face.
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  Speaker 2: Don't discriminate.
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  Speaker 3: It's also like people in succession, it's the ultra wealthy
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  Speaker 3: that just want to feel something.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the cooks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so those Black Friday cooks, and there's like Black
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  Speaker 1: Friday Fighters.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, let's make that video game Gran Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Fighters, because then you go in the parking lot and
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: it's like, who are gona mo over with a shopping card?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Though you get points for that, You get points for that. Okay,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: we love that. So we're looking at these trainer bags
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Joe's tote bags, and today we're really gonna do two
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: scam scheme real things because we need to get to
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: historic hood wings and you honestly have given me so
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: much hinted like Black Friday. I'm gonna say it's.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: A scam now, but it used to be a real thing.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: It used to be a real thing where you would
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: fight like bloody and you would give money or or
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: like whatever you wanted or get punched in the face
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: to do. Everybody got what they wanted when they went
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: on Black Friday. Right, you got to work out too?
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, and you can now it's a scam
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: because now they don't give discounts. Sometimes they up the price,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: like people aren't really flooding the stores anymore, like they
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: used to online shop, and they not even given online
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: discounts like.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: They used to.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: That sounds like eight hours. You're like refreshed, mistic.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: It used to be cyber Monday. Now now we used
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: to have two days.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Now it's a cyber scam. Now it's Ceramday.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your identity and we're not going to give you
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: a discount on Monday.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: But it's more expensive.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: We're gonna charge you more and you're not gonna get
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: that fight that you want.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: It.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: It's all a scam now, but it used to be
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: a real thing. So can Joe's phenomena with the toads.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: They've become so interesting and such a thing now that
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: people collect them. They're like the new Stanley Cup. There
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: was a time where everyone wanted that cup and every
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: color and they were kind of overpriced. Trader Joe's actually
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: charges a reasonable price for them, and it's like not
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: more than five dollars, but people come in, Fuck, this
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: is their new Black Friday, right so they're boxing for them,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: and then they're reselling them online. And right now we're
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: looking at a large Trader Joe's limited edition canvas tote.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: We will put this on the Instagram. It's in a
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: lavender with the Trader Joe's. And this bag is on
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: eBay for three thousand dollars right now.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: With a four point five star review my dad right
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: with sixty four reviews.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love my three thousand dollars tote.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you believe other people in other countries apparently covet
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: these back and so they can't buy them anywhere but here,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: so they so they're you know, our Americans are going
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: out and selling them. And then you have limited edition
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six Pastel Trader Joe's Mini Tootes, a set
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: of four for one hundred thousand dollars on eBay.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: With also sixty four reviews, which is.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Why you know you can fake inflate reviews.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Sure, so sure that's true.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: That's also there is a flex to paying one hundred
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars for a tote bag from Trader Joe's. And
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: here's why. The flex of anything that's expensive is that
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: it never costs as much to make it and have
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: raw materier is what you're paying for it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Absolutely like marketing up a bottle of wine at a.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Restaurant, bottle wine in a restaurant, watches, anything that's a
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: luxury good A lot of time luggage. That and a
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: lot of the same luxury purses are made in the
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: same factories as the dupes, the bootlegs and other things.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: And like even when it comes to like shoes, like
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: sometimes people have contracts with expensive shoe companies and once
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: that contract leaves, they still have the blueprint to make
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: those shoes, so then they just start making them still
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: but bootlegging them. Same look a shoe, same quality.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: That's the crazy thing.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: If you get a you know, an off brand purse,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: but it's still beautifully threaded and manufactured and made. The
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: frustrating thing is they work just as hard and now
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: they're going to get half the money. Did you see
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Balenciaga sneakers where they're like put flash fried in an oven.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: They look like sneakers from more of the world's which
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: you guys should show that as well. Let's roll it up.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: It's it's almost a grand Oh, it's selling destroyed sneakers
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: for eighteen fifty that's on the right.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, look at this destroyer Balenciaga sninker and it's like it's.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Like my dog got into it.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: That's the culture of like rich culture you have, Like
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: rich people used to do gatty rich cult like fashion
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: where it would they would wear the Gucci logo, they
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: would wear the prints. And then once that became accessible
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: to people in the middle upper middle class or even
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: you know, people who were poor but they would save
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: up for the one beautiful piece that they wanted, they
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: were like too accessible. Now we got to do quiet
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: luxury six thousand dollars cotton T.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Shirt Riet luxury, that's ding ding d or we.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Got to do marketing like something like looking all busted
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: up but knowing if you know that it's really so expensive.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: It's all, oh my god.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I mean the most expensive stores you go in, it's
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: a completely empty warehouse. Yeah, there's one coat hanger and
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: there's three shirts, yes, and that's all and.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Each I love the scam a little bit. I go
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: to the Webster and the long thing that makes me
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: proud of going there is that there are like three
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: things on the hangar and if you find it in
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: your size, you know that nobody else is really going
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: to have it when you go there, because they only
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: have one size.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Right, It's just the one, and that's the purse or belt.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: And that's like the rack for like medium class because
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: like if you are super rich, you just go get
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: the thing made custom or you'll like the girls bring
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: it to your house and you shop from your home.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: But I'm like looking through the wrack, like is.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: It gonna be in my sass this one thing that
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: they have total straws and then you feel like you
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: want the lottery win if it's.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: And you know what, there is something to be said
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: for and this is gross, but the flex of like
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: I can go and reward myself and my hard work
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: with this thing. That being said, it is why like
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Balenciaga also had an air one purse or one tote
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: that was tote material and hundreds of.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Oh loves the cosplayport like that's why them shit's coming
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: up Like that's it makes so much.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: But the Trader Joe's of it all I need to
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: understand because it's not even like Trader Joe's food or even.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Stay International of it all, where like you don't have
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Trader Jows in other places, and so it's like you're
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: snagging up something that you can't get nowhere else. Like
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: the exclusivity is a lot of the reason that purchasing
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: power is driving these markets where things are significantly highly
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: prizedasy because it's like, you can't get this scaled.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: God.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Today in our historic Hoodwings, which is my favorite segment
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: of the show, we're gonna be talking about a person who,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: in a stone cold stunning move, they sold almost three
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: million dollars in tuition money to use on things like
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: tickets to pro wrestling. Now, mind you, this person was
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: a director of a Brooklyn daycare where the staff are
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: only allowed to speak German. If that's not giving Brooklyn
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: rich to like come on yeah, and also like this,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: this is what we're gonna be talking about. Her name
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: is Muriel Mezak. Now, Muriel already had a scam going
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: because she was running a daycare in Brooklyn.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Would you know?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: These are gentrifiers who then moved in somewhere and there's
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: the daycare where you can only speak German. That's not
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: even like the fanciest of the language. No alviad a
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: saying no, no shades to the Germans.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I'm Dutch and it's not the sexiest language.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: The adjacent you know, going Dutch sng I know, and
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: you know Kristen Johnston, I fucking love Kristin Johnson, truly
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: life changing, wool as hell.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, can do it all all of that woman, real bad,
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: real bad.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: But you know the Dutch.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the Dutch.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: And the yeah even though you film in Ireland, right,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: yes we do.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: But I did go to right after we filmed, just
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: to get and I was like, I loved it if
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I was such a nerding out because we got so
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: much of it right, just like the cheese wheels and
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: the tul lips and you know, like hold hand.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: The thing about Duchess.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: You have all these like extremely hot men and then
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: they're like.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Movie when they open a mouth, they like go feet.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: But I love that for him.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I also just love the lackadaisical spirit of Amsterdam doing anything.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: They're very whimsical.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: That makes so much sense that you yes, I.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Just I meant to live under a bridge in Amsterdam
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: and Vietnam. That's sort of like you're too tall to Vietnam.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: I'm too.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: I'm a life sized gnome, yes, yeah, but I'm I'm
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: a gnome in Dutch standards because everyone's like six five
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: and over. Actually my husband's five six. And we went
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: to Holland and we were trying to rent bikes and
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: they tried to get a bike and the guy went,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: we don't have a bike for someone who's for your leg.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Your leg, you have more leg.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Sorry, we just walked around.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: There's wait, there's bullshit because I saw many bikes in Amsterdam,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: like too many bikes. And there's one right.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: You could lower the handle. You couldn't lower the sea.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: They could have.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Lowered the seat and they kept the handle up. But
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: he could have been like the saw guy, like doing
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: the little jigsaw like then they had to do your
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: man like that. They had to bay like it's fucked up.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I like that. But like we got me me zach right,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: And so we have a photo of Muriel that we're
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: gonna look at. So Muriel got on her essentials, which
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: is a little bream. She got her top note and
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: it looks like she's on the beach on a cold day.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe a hoop, a small hoop, yeah, a small hoop
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: to keep it classy because she looked glassy. She's a
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: classic late.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Day to night.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: She's forty three years old, and honestly, she's like, that's
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: a good looking white forty three.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say skin yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Lowy skin cherby cheeks like that money was oh yes, yeah,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: some cerums some cereums for sure. She got a nighttime
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: routine and a daytime routine.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's eating using night oil and day oil, maybe
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: little retinal.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: She might have a sprints after lunch, just like a
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: oh I.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Was gonna say in an operol.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Sprints and the spreads a sprint and sprints and I
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: love that for her. So she was a restent indicted
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: on money laundering, and then she was also arrested and
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: died on money laundering and wire fraud charge. It's for
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: possibly stealing children's tuition payments from a private daycare in
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: preschool in Park Slope. We know it was gonna be parting,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: of course, called I love that you're in New Yorker.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Helps even worry. Called kinder house king their house, King
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: their house, okay, king their house and it.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: And it looks like a house, like a beautiful brown
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: So they're.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Like, bring your kinder into our house. Well, king their
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: king their chocolate, yes, yes, so the juition, no, that's
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: what that's what your kids go home with. But you're
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: paying real coins, okay, cool.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Tuitions are crazy.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: My nephew, they're trying to find a preschool for him,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: and it is like a college tuition.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Two years high while you're pregnant.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, She's like, I can't believe I applied so late
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: two years before.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what. Yeah?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: You honestly like, as soon as y'all finish coitust you
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: need to get on the website.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: You hould your legs up in the air, but the
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: dissemination and you also need to be on a website
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: while you're doing that.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: And you're saying not even when you're pregnant, when you're
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: trying and confident, you might have like they is going.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: To get a hot towel if you're do an IVF.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: They just did the procedure. Before you leave the doctor's office.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: You need to be signing.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Up yes persons for while your kid, your hypothetical kids better.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly, you could do that beforehand.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: You might just have to make some predictions about how
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: your kid is cool and then teach them what you
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: said later.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, my kid is not haunted. My kid will
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: not spook you at a house.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: My kids. If you lead with not haunted, I'm gonna
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: think your kid is haunted.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Start off by saying, my kid will not haunt your
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: draw scary things at school.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know that's doing or will it's giving, it's giving.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Will Aniko is gonna come about.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: The well and my kid will not be spooky hair
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: in front of their face that I don't trim.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: My kid will not live in a well.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Let's just start by TV after seven days. Okay, my
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: kid is named. Don't watch this movie not coming out
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: of the well. Just don't watch that movie. So the
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: German Language Immersion school takes care of around one hundred children,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: most most of them with ties to Switzerland and Germany.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I love this niche because the girlies love a French school.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Everybody wants a little cross on kids.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: In Paris, only they're actually speaking the language.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I know so many bag At babies. I'm not even kidding.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I get that go to French school.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Sure, yes, wet ties.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Little madelines running around everywhere.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: They're all dressed like the little kissing Dutch people. Yeah,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: little hat little like I.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Feel like Switzerland and Germany is such a nice niche
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: for a scam, because yes, that lineage is gonna be
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: in Park Slope and a lot of in Brooklyn as well.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: But also now you're targeting a bunch of specific people
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: who already have a need right right right, because this
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: feels elevated if we were like, oh, I take my
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: ca get to a hung school, were like fresh school everywhere,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: like oh you know, like my cat slope specific to
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: be like, oh they're speaking German, It's like why do
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: they need them?
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: And Swiss? Okay, so Swiss German.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I wonder about two of these Swiss people there as well,
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: which is a very specific.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: There's like a very specific Caucasian.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Absolutely giving them.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: It's giving like you know, Nicole kidman in the undoing
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: with a very long coat. All these people have very
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: long cashmere coats. When they're dropping off their kids, they say,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: of course, of course they're summering.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: And kids their nannies drop off their caps on pickup.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: They do go. Sometimes they have to do white Lady
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Shenan again.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Well, because they're going to be confirming the gala.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, they have to confirm the gala. They also have
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: to prove that they don't work. So when the morning
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: in the morning is because like they have rich lady
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: stuff to do asleep, but they have to know you
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: have to come and be like, oh, did you sign
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: up for the big sale. What are you bringing this yet?
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Are you coming to the galas?
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: I'll be there.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, just left. My massage was almost late.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: You got to show your face. Yeah, and I love
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: it in the morning. That's you working too hard in
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: the morning.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Private school philanthropy is like, I will donate, but only
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: if I got to wear a hot dress, right, but
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: also get my money unless I have.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Are you auctioning off for dinner with chef's.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: You know Gordon, Yeah, these chef go.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, I could afford it, but I was gonna say
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Anthony Poorte.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: He also have never done that.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Name one famous chef couldn't be me Chef Chef, Chef
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Sushi Stop, chef boy, alb.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Anything, I love Albe's, I love.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Meats, I love directed parents to pay into US approved
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: PayPal accounts she controlled, and then transferred the money to
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: her own account and deleted the evidence.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Wow, so she.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Was like, send the money here, y'all, it's Miryel, you know,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: saying PayPal and then she deleted the evidence.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: So they just paying money to whoever they paid.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: What do you need deleted the evidence? What? Like?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: So she directed parents to pay into unapproved PayPal accounts,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: claiming that she was representing the school. I see, and
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: then once they paid her, she deleted the evidence.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: And I always say with PayPal and ze double triple
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: quadruple check because once she's send that money, maybe you're
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: at the mercy of if somebody wants to send it
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: back to you, which in the sea, you won't get
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: it back. No, they won't get it back. They still
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: try to get it back for you. And they were like,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: why are we even doing that? Why don't we have
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: customer service. We have a phone number where you can contact.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Do you want to feel something, go to Black Friday
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Bases right, yeah, we want to save some money.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: And now the Black Friday is gone, go to Trader Jows. Okay,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: if you want to it your solid.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: We promised they'll be a little bit of glass in
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: your salmon.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: So let's get into the frauld okay. And that's like
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: frawlline fra all line frall, Yes, I remember that fral
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: line is woman in gentlemen, this is gonna be the
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: worst German acting you guys have ever heard. You can
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: kill me, but the frawl in fraud. Maryelle is a
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: single mom originally from Switzerland in the US on a
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: work visa that you overhear seeing y'all arrest in black
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: and brown people talking about undocumented. But baby, the white
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: people come in here on visas that they okay.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: With a with a PayPal that's just a strange phone number,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: you know, and nobody's questioning it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: You're right, you're right, Yes, come on in.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: So she was hired at kinder House and also kinder
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: House sounds like a scam, so sorry, like you you
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: invite people with your scam yass name kidy House in
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: twenty thirteen as a program coordinator and was promoted to
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: director in twenty twenty. So she was really working her
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: shit because in seven years she got her promotions and
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: she was a direct her and she was from Sweetzerland.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: So I bet you she had that nice, good accent.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: And that helps, and listen, that helps, put it, put
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: a button down on that and yeah, I'm gonna give
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: you the key, the deed to the city.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, with an accent. In America, they're like, oh,
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: you fan.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Swiss, Yeah, Swiss, white woman in a crisp blouse.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're hearing that that bunk okay, Yeah, is powerful.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: It is because that's messy.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, And she's like putting her paper in front of
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: her face, like, don't get the sun on my skin.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I must stay very white, like I must protect my
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: top bum.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: But throw a dangle earring and maybe like a cut
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: off dress.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like she's wearing a mother sweatshirt, which I'm into,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: and it's.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Giving Balenciaga grunen chic darrel leaked.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Also like that bun is snatched up. She made it
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: look more chill by letting us see one of the
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: rubber bands is black because it could have been blonde smatched,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: but it's so snatched up that it's almost giving. Like,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: is she mistrunchabule? Is she serving miss Trenschable realness?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Is she gonna swing a kid around by their pigtails?
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: She is giving mozilza, you know, awakening miss Honeyey. She's beauty,
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: is beautiful, She's so sweet. But this is very Trenstable coded.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: And you know what Mistrustable was a hoarder of wealth.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: She was a hoarder of all the kids. Wasn't she
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: stealing the kids money or no?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: No, she saw their joy.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know about the money.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I think you know what she was after Miss Honey's house. Oh, yes,
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: that's what it was.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: And you know what, so she's given mis tunstable, so
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: that's probably giving them German like she's streaked.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: So this whole vibe with the bun. Honestly, babes, you're
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: doing great cosplay.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: As a director, she managed day to day operations of
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the school and supervised staff, coordinated payroll, and managed tuition bills. Honestly,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: she had waited so many jobs. What do you mean
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: she does day to day She does supervising of the staff,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: and she does coordinated payroll, so she managed all the
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: money and she's also managing the tuition bills of the school.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: So she's taking the money and she's paying the bills
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: and day to day she's snooping on everybody to make
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: sure that they don't know that she managing the money
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: and whatever she's doing with it, and she JUSTUSU. So
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: she's she busy, honestly, Like I'm not fighting a lady
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: with titties that big, like she looks strong.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: She could be mishandling funds.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: She could be misappropriating all the time, and I'd be like,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not questioning it. She knows what she's.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Doing, and frankly, like, are you very administrative? Are you
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: able to look? If you're like finances and taxes are
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: laid out before you, you're gonna.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Know what to do with them.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Because to me, I have such an aversion, like my
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: nervous system shuts down that I'm.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Like, it's okay, it's okay, steal my money.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I can't stolen. I do make threats to my accountants,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: A light threat. Yeah, I laughed, but I stopped laughing
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: very quickly. I'm gonna be ashamed somebody try to steal
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: my money, because you know it's not gonna just be coore.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna pull up all you Yeah, that's true. God,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: I'm glad I'm not your accounting. That's powerful.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I need people to know. But also I'm in
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the same stressful place you.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Gave hard stare.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: So she worked at the school in the ground floor
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: of this brownstone right on sixth Avenue. We saw the brownstone.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: It's king the house they meant real house, and it
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: was on sixth Avenue and ninth Street in Park Slope.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: And lived on the floor above. So she just had
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: to come downstairs for work. She put her bun on
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: in her sweatshirt and came down and got to work.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: She currently rents two apartments at reduced rates from the daycare,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: so she's also getting a discount from the daycare to
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: rent apartments.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: According to her now deleted bio on.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Their site, Muriel helped to shape the growth and vision
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: of the school and has degrees in international social work,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: public health, nursing, and social management, so basically she had
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: all the degrees to run a school. She says she
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: got social work for the kids, right. She says she
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: got public health and nursing because you know, the kids
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: are Peatrie dish and they always get in sick. Yeah,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: she got the highloads. She can look for life like
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: nobody's business.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Sure, okay.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: And she got social management, which means that I don't know,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: and that's why I love it.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: I know it sounds it's the most it gets the
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: people going. Absolutely, it could be anything from marketing to
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: social work.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: We don't care what.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: The moms who are beefing over the bakes.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Social management is like, hey, stay on the curb. When
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: you guys are talking.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: About drops up is like right, oh, she listened. Susan's
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: doing Schnitzels this month for bake sale, like she's she's
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: got it, And I think this is why she was
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: a great scammer. She has all these different like I
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: don't even know she really has these degrees. But what
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I do know is that she must have some kind
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: of proclivity because she rolls up among the ranks.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: She also had this business, rents her two apartments.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: And she's running everything from how you New York money
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: to how you pay the money out in New York City. Right,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: So I feel like she probably had a bunch of
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: arts as students who got a degree in German language
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: and then realized I couldn't use it in real life.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Because this is twenty thirteen, so this is right when
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: millennials are coming out looking for jobs and people have
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: specialty degrees. She said, come over here, specialty degree back.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: And that's when not really matters.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, I know you don't worry about your
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: finances because you went to Yale for German baby, come
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: over here.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Now it's like I went to Yal.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: They're like, okay, burger Kings, Yeah, Like what else?
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, did you go to Yale? Of this fact?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Did you go to Yale of boxing, And honestly, all
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: these things are special skill sets. But it's like, if
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: there's no skill set for what you just spend out
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: your time learning, you're gonna have the one another time.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: And if I'm hiring and I'm hearing those three accolades,
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: I'm sold.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: It sounds that you're well rounded.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, and you got that top fun forgets and you
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: know she got vibes. She probably got vibes for her parents'
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: top one for the kids.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Absolutely code switching, Trunchible by day, yeah, Gala by.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Night, yes, yeah, yes.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: So.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: German immersion schools why do they exist?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: There are only about fifty German language schools in the US,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: with about seven thousand total students. At Chestivity at kinderhouse
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: incests and young children go outside every day no matter
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the weather, in the tradition of the European forest school.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: They are also fully immersed in German language and culture,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: including celebrating holidays like Laternoff. That's a that's that's that's
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: the Dutch.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: People, y'all ain't right for that sparked the piece.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: That's like Jesus Christ, don't I know it? Stopped going
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: there to.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Look it up. Yourself. But and also another holiday called fashion.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: It's not to be confused with fashion. It's flashing. It's
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: spelled f A S c h I n G, and
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: well fashion is a Bavarian marti gras. And yes, it's
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: also scary. Parades and revelers wear ugly scary masks car
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: away winter spirits.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: So this, oh that is spooky.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: How you go scared?
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Be? Will you?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not the evil spirit?
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Y'all must be, because what what y'all got on?
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: And it's like you could just do I'm scared by one.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: We don't need a hundred parading mischief.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, we could have had one mascot who was mister
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Fashing and he comes down and he does the boogie man.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Why y'all got a one of these motherfuckers? Like I'm
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: walking into some new age horror film talking about Saw.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: That is give him a bicycle these this is Jigsaw, but.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Also like Jigsaw that might be like an old school.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: The Golden Bachelor Jigsaw, but also a judge, yes, but
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: also a judge judge.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: No, I don't like that.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: And he's got three.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Eyes, he's got one on his chin. He's a pervert.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: He's looking down people's shirts. Get that out of here. Nay,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: how you go?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: You look like the devil you're trying to scare away.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: It feels like that would be more welcoming to me
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: if spirit I'd be like, what's up, what's up to date?
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: If I if I'd be like, these are my people, right,
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: this is that's my type.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that don't scare me away? And then lanterloff. That
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: one is where young children walk down the street around
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: nightfall on November eleventh, Saint Martin's Day, holding lanterns and
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: singing traditional German songs. And the only German song that
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I know it's from chorl Camp and it's it's like,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: so they think I'm high bun snake and cats off
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: of the field, the fun of the field up right, mod,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I'll click dying, I'm thick dying, Oh nigga sign And
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I think it's a song about a man murdering his wife.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: And can And that's what's crazy about these languages is
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: that sounded really delightful.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: But it's also an Alpine divorce, is what you're describing.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: The drop them out, They're like, oh, I love you
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: so much, and these babies why I got the babies
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: walking down like also, like.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: This is why you need to write a letter to
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: say your kid's not haunted. All of these kids are haunted.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, Hannah, you were absolutely right.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: What is his drums?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: That is how you get into a Switzerland German school
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: like kingder House. You have to say my kid isn't
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: haunted because they ain't making them go on haunted marches.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: They got haunted like masks. And then beyond that, remember
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: when I said that they have the infants and the
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: young children go outside every day. Don't matter though weather
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, if it's snowing, your baby outsigh, your baby
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: outside gonna be outside. You better get a little mask
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: for your baby so they don't get the rocks better
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: they're gonna drown because they gonna be outside. You're welcome
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: because like we raise them up tough.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: This feels like, yeah, we're gonna and your baby at
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: the end is gonna do a tough letter outside outside.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: But imagine you're asleep and then you see the silhouette
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: of your child drumming in your door right.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: With a lantern car and it's like my little baby, no,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: y'all wow, ra Right, So the cost of tuition at
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: kinder House can cost up to forty eight thousand per
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: year jesus, which is twice the average cost of daycare
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: in New York City and more than the out of
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: state tuition rate for U C l A.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Jesus.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: It's also about the same as what they're paying murre
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Ll do her job. The school is still open, although
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Muriel was fired in December ensued by the school, so
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Kindle House still exists. Sure, but remember Muriel was supposed
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: to be getting forty eight thousand dollars per year. Now
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: she not ambassiled three million WHOA. So she was supposed
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: to be getting basically one baby's tuition for her entire
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: year of work, which is a scam in itself.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Wait, teacher's more, her income was forty eight grand.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: That's what it was supposed to be, and that's how
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: you get That's how people turn on the system because
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: that's teachers are the most invaluable thing we have.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Which makes no sense because they are educating our youth. Yes,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: but that also makes sense when you think about the
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: billionaire class, and it's like it's so much easier to
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: control people if they don't know how to comprehend things. Well,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: once you take out reading comprehension, it's easy to just
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: put something in bold type font with the photo and
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: people believe that.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: The disparity of the public school system in California versus
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: the charter school system is so astounished, but it is
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: setting people up for failure and learning that.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: We're almost above, well around fifty percent of people in
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: the United States who can't read above a sixth grade level.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Like popcorn reading would be everybody's ass, right, Like I
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: don't want to get into a physical fight at Black Friday,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Let's blest out a book, pay line for line, beach
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: line for lining in whoever gets the TV at.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: The mortifying popcorn.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Like it's all kernel reading now, nobody.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Popping nobody's and you know what they're not doing learning
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: cursive And I know it's no, it's that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Silly because you can't.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Read old text if you don't know cursives and how
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: you low and deliberate institution, if you don't know how
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: to read and you're.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Famously reading it every day the pod, I'm just saying,
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: you've got a pocket constitution.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: It's all Texas and curses. Some of the kids signing
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: next sixtuers now with black letters.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Every Yeah, everybody's doing an X, like what are we
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: all doing?
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: I know, no, it's and honestly, the the practice of
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: doing something like that slows you down.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: It's a thoughtfulness.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Any sort of patients, Now you can anything's available to
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: you immediately. I've even noticed, and I've had to like
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: because I don't even realize that AI sneaks up into
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: my life when I'll look something up on Google.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Now, yes, and I've been googling how to turn it off?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: And baby, they make it so complicated hard, like I
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: literally turned ill, like Google, where is this restaurant? And
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the AI pop up, like hey girl, yes, hold on,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: let me pour out all this water.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Girl, let me give you a concentrate on everything you've
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: ever needed.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: It's not a wrong information, but I saw it on
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: the internet. I'm gonna put it in a line with
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: bullet points. This good for you. I didn't ask for this.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Right, I didn't ask for this, And now I'm going
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: to remember an incorrect fact.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: And also things like don't let capitalism turn you into
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: this machine because it's so bad for our mental health.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: And I know it's already happened, but like curse off
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: was one of those things that slowed you down where
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you had to like be in life in the moment
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: and try to figure out how to make a lowercase.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Is, and we live well and chemically.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: No, It's proven, especially for creative writing, that when you
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: have like pen to paper, like I teach writing classes,
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: and or you type, it's a completely different cognitive experience.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Or one goes analytical, one's in a much bigger hurry,
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: and after twenty minutes of writing on a piece of paper,
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: it unleashes your unconscious brain, your creative brain.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: You you use your brain.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Like outline. We used to write outline in school. Then
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: we would write our first draft, then we would peer review,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: then we will write our second draft. Yes, And honestly,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I kind of wish I'm pure reviewing that I was
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: more of a saboteur for fun. I was really trying
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: to improve people's papers. But oh, I could have just
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: been saying anything and that could have been more fun. Sure,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: But like, yeah, you're talking about releasing that creative space
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: in that first draft. Then you do your second draft
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: and you've already locked in some things you didn't know,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: and now the girls is getting out here and doing chat,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: GPT the papers and like its repetition is how you
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: learn things.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: I think what's scary is people are teaching themselves how
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: to do jobs right now because it's a scarcity in
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: the in the in the job market, and they're teaching
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: themselves how to do the bullet points version of it.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: So now any job that anyone's doing, it's it's we
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: know one fraction of how to do it, and so
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: we're constantly having to look up how to do it
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: and that's so frustrating. But also in the defensive people
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: jobs go like that. So it's just the immediacy that
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: we all need now I think keeps us from feeling
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: like we can invest time and energy into learning a
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: skiller a trade.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, but the payoff is, like I know that
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: it's not instant, but I promise you learning a skiller trade, y'all.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Please tell y'all, babies go whisper in a crib while
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: you be playing the episode in your baby crib. Water
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: a napis so they can get it through osmosis. Okay,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I know you motart in the womb. They haven't listened
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: to me. And then in the other room. You listen
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: into this, okay, then you know, like, like and subscribe
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: on Apple podcast reviews. Do a nice thing for a
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: black lady. Give me five thoughts today. But back to
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: uh Murrel.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, our favorite goal.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: So Kinderhouse obviously sued her, and they claimed to be
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: a recognized German language diploma school that is supported by
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: the German government, like a German government agency. But that's
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: not true. So k House assuing Mariel for stealing a coin,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: but Kinderhouse is also doing their own scam. That's probably
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: why Morell was attracted because she said something about this
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: house don't seem right. And they said that they were
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: supported by a government agency, just a government agency in Germany,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: which one we don't know who's gonna call, not me,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: and it's Germany.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: And I think the assumption is, like, well, housing is better,
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: schools free, So if it's a government funded German agency,
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: it's great.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: It's not a US word.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Unless I loved Berlin. There were some parts I didn't love,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: y'all know se, But like I did love Berlin. But
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna call them and ask them for things. No,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: not to confer these you know, this information that they've given.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: So after news coverage of the scandal, the German consulate
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: contacted the school and told them to remove that information
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: for their website. So when Kinderhouse sues Muriel for stealing
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: the coins, it became a national story, right, that's how
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: we know about it. Correct. Then the Germans were like
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: nine nine nine no no no, no, no, kinder House,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I've never met her, who is kind?
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, they're like, you slandered the now I'm doing.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: But that's Scottish are.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Very prediction, like protective of their reputation after what ruined
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: their reputation.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you referencing. Yeah, but even.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Like on tick tack obviously and them looking at like
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: what our situation is with Trump and they're like, learn
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: from us, don't go y'all, don't want to be like
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: my girl. I'm like, maybe everything that the Hitler guy
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: he got from the gym crow play, but please.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: We've been this bad on it.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: They are like, please, we don't need no more scandals.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: So what did Muriel spend this money that she stole on?
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, got the stolen cash, right, and she
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: spent like three million dollars from parents where she was like,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: pay me house and then wow, she misappropriated the fun.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: And we agreed she should have been paid more that they.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: This was stem This stemmed from feeling under underused, sorry,
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: appreciate giving.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Me scammer just from the trunk of bun and from
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: her targeting obviously an institution that she probably feels that
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: was a scam. It takes one to no one. She
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't think I'll do scam for Sam.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: That's true, cars for kids, bar for bar, but three mil.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I think we could have been too far. She could
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: have railed it in.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: I feel like at a cool one fifty.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a one to fifty year scam, she would still
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: be over there.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: To you know what, it's New York City. Let's go
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: three and working out the two.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, we're thousand, but then let her have one separate
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: she turn out the games.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: We'll go three yeah, seventy yeah, seventy five in a
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: secret account.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's good.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Five.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: So but she also was there for several years, so
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: maybe she was making it more chill because remember she
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: started in twenty thirteen. Okay, she was a director in
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty the math. Yeah, and then me twenty twenty
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: two and twenty twenty five is when she made over
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: four hundred and fifty fla driant payments to herself. So
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: maybe it was like when she became a director, that's
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: when she started really scheming. So she did the work
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: as ernest, as an earnest teacher. Then she started to
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: see the flaws in the system. Then to twenty twenty five,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: within three years she made four hundred and fifty fraudulent
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: payments to herself, spending more than three hundred fifty thousand
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: dollars alone on professional wrestling tickets.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: So that's right, I blocked that part up.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're coming back to it. Some of us
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: want Trader Joe's back, some of us want to spend
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty thousand dollars on professional wrestling tickets.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: And now that bun is making even more sense, it's
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: not fantasy she wanted to be. She should have just
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: put got her at one of them old school leather
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: waist bills and been treunstable and you know, got in
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: there and starts slamming on bitch.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: I guess these are they're expec because I know that
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: even the pay per view option to watch wrestling is
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: like one hundred bucks or something, so I can only
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: imagine what tickets are to go in person.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Because wrestling is like a soap opera. It's the plus like, yeah,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: plus the live theater also plus like a little bit
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: of anime lore with the characters. And then you can
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: can also add in like the so, wait, what's the
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: last one that I want to say? So soap opera, animee,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: live theater, And I'm gonna say pageantry.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Pageantry and it's a little Horney and it's also.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Honi, so it's like a little you know, you got
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: hands all over greased up bodies.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm gonna add one more, Jerry Springer. We're
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: getting vibes.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: And listen, let's say it republican adjacent most of the time.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and let's let's go ahead and remove the adjacent
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: because it's.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like repression.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: It is Black Friday on TV all the time, and.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Look they are it's like, why weren't you just a dancer? Why?
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like what why didn't you just date
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: that guy? I love it?
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: But then you get great quotes. Also comedy. Let's add
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: comedy because the Rock is cooking.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: That's true. Okay, that's interesting. I do love the Rock, yeah,
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: but I'm.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Just saying I feel like we see a lot of
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: a lot of people that I don't love wrestling these days.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but that's because you learn about their personalities.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Back in the day, you have to read it'sloid and
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: it was like really has to dig. Nowadays everything comes
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: up and we're like, it's like that one mean with spongebb.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Like like it's like, what what.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Support her? Like you could just keep that to yourself.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: It's also like, don't be the Bachelorrette if you know
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: we're going to find something out that's like horribly like
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: people right, it's just wild and they see you with
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: men a lot where to dig it up?
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Then Network new but they were like there was no
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: video footage, like because there was like police reports and stuff.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: But video makes everything I guess real for people.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Sure somebody we didn't catch it on video or recorded this.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Mario was spending you know, three hundred ft k on
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: professional wrestling tickets. Too much, Murrio, you overspent. But she
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: was probably like front roll. Maybe she was getting in
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: the ring, feeling the sweat on her face. In between
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: the matches, maybe she went backstage and walked down the
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: long hallway. Who knows. She also spent the stolen cash
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: on a lavish lifestyle, including the VIP wrestling tickets right,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: luxury vacations, and food deliveries.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Now, y'all, you don't know you can really rack up
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: a lot of money.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, getting food delivered out of a fish. No,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: just anything like food delivery didn't used to be all
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: the hidden and fees like it just keeps going up.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: And the problem is once you have your order and
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: you're presented with how much it is, it's too late.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: To because you've imagine yourself eating.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Over You've already flicked all the boxes.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not going to defrost the nugget at
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: that point.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, Oh it's so hard.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: That's where they get you avocado avocado.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Then you're like, do I want.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Organic avocado on top of that avocado?
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Listen cilantro being a dollar fifty hours crazy?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: It's a leaf. And also I'm not I'm not truling
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: organic avocado from nowhere that I'm ordering it from, because
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: maybe if I go to the grosser store. Maybe I'll
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: sniff it a rubbout any sea. Maybe I ain't got
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: no poison on it, but I'm getting it from establishment
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: that is mass producing anyway. Maybe I don't believe it's organic.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Throw that mass produced avocado and you're ten thousand dollars
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: to organic ones.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Just be smaller, it's small it's organic. Don't no, Please, don't.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I know organic is smaller.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I think they're just smaller.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, that's just at a good modify?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Am I supposed to lick it? And know what aid
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: tastes like? I don't know.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: We should do autside.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Of all, Yeah, we try the organic version, and we try.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: The the one that's won fifty feel HEALTHI er you
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: feet for healthy.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: So Muryell also did something causal that I don't love
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: the scammers to. She was bragging about the WWE VIP
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: treat me on Instagram. The VIP experience for Monday night
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: rawl usually costs more than two thousand dollars per person.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: She also spent more than one hundred and fifty thousand
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: dollars on ride sharing and other one hundred fifty thousand
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: dollars on food delivery, so she was on Uber Black,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: she was on Uber Each, she was on Black Premium Black. Call.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you this, When you call a nuber,
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: are you like it's got to be an Uber Black.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: It depends on where I'm going. Sure, So if I'm
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: going to the airport, yes, because of certain scenarios, I
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: can't get into the place in the airport that's the
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: most convenient or out of the airport. Sure, if I'm
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: going up the street day to day, I'm looking at
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: the prices. Also, there's two types of Uber Black, And like,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I hope that me saying this isn't going to ruin this,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: y'all community, keep this within yourselves, okay, Uber black, Like
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: they'll show you two blacks. It'll be a black car
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: and a black Stuv. If your price is different for
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: the black cart and the suv. I always just picked
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: the car because nine times out of tend the suv
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Social CUV.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: I think that we're allowed to say because there's enough
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: ubers to go around there are as long as we're
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: not taking away mossoo.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: To mall move it way more safe if they weren't
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: on the road, like, get the fuck out of here.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: But then I did have an Uber driver the other
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: day who was watching Disney's Ice Princess on an iPad
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: mounted the whole drive, and I was like, you know what,
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: I respect it better.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Than on the mount darting. And he's seeing traffic in
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: between the dark, you know.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Like I was like, it's bumper to bumper. Let him
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: watch it a Disney classic.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's being comforted. She also took frequent luxury trips,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: often every other weekend. She also rented two apartments in
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Park Slope, which can cannot be done on a forty
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Step And why do you need to in the same borough.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm going to say that Muriel needed to be
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: rich because I know a lot of rich people who
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: don't know what to spend on their like spend their
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: money with shirt. Now, I think that the three hundred
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: three thousand dollars on WWE, that's your passion. Someone let
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: you have that. Sure, But the luxury vacations every other weekend,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: you were living, honey, you were living your life. It's
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: not like you were giving this money away to some right, Like, yes,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: you were living your life like it was going right,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: You're right. And she she covered up the theft because
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: you were just saying that forty eight thousand and giving right.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: She was covered up the theft by manipulating the school's
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: internal accounting system to fossilly like show that the payments
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: had been deposited into the school's bank account, then deleted
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: emails that would have revealed the scheme. So by her
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: falsifying those like documents and then deleting her emails that
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: have the paper trail of the fake PayPal. Remember nobody
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: was the wiser.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: And here look it is. This is tailors old as Sime.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: They are brilliant.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Think it's like that is a smart person. It's just
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: too bad that the powers are directed towards that, you.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Know, I mean, not the kids.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: My thing would have been, though, Burio, you can't run
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: this gript forever, right, and I gonna get that wish
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: that if you want to go to WrestleMania, you don't
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: need to spend three hundred fifty, can they? You don't
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: need to go in every week down the tunnel, baby,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: and like tapping up I don't know the Warrior Princess
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: or whoever doing wrestling right now, Like you could have
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: did little spurges here and there saved a fuck ton
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: of money and then quit that school, moved out of
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: the city and not let them people find you.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: But that would require saving. And I think there is
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: this naivete in this idea.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: She's gonna keep coming. I'm not gonna keep coming.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Listen's she's choosing abundance. She's just making it happy.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: She doesn't live in a scarcity mindset.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: She doesn't, no, so may we all learn from her.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: The Swiss connection to the Swiss German school is is
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: that when a school staffer asked how muriel could afford
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: her two apartments along with constant trips shopping springs with
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: such a small salary, Mirielle said that she was the
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: offspring of a wealthy Swiss family in battle.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: God, I gotta say these are she was brilliant and
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: was scheming like again, not going to question that either.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: It kind of gives Nepo energy. And the way she spins,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: the way she talks, and then.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Also a little annadelvy coated in the way like there's
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: just she exudes a power.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: And then more out loud. It is that top knot.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: It's really that top power.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: He follicles are yanked up, so she's on high alert
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: all the time.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: And the top that's tricky, right because if there's too
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: many frazzled hairs, But she's got it if they're all
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: shillacked back now that cheek right.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: See, I think if they're all shellac back, it's not
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: giving that. I work with the children.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Sure, like she's giving a little.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Like whimsy, like a few blow in the wind, But
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: textual stress about her not is that a lot of knots,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Like when it comes to like a slickbag bun on
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: a white girl, if a stylus isn't doing it. Sometimes
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: there's always like a bump right here before it goes.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: And believe me, I know zoom in.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Probably she doesn't have that bump right there, Like zoom
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: in comes a different tax bracket than like and then
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: she's got just some whimsical little baby hairs flowing in
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: the wind. It's true.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: If you have a just you need a couple whispies
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: too whispy.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: You've been stuck in the ring in a windstorm, yeah,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: wind tunnel.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: And she has demure earrings on. She does have a
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: full face of makeup, but like she's wearing muted like
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: the essential neutral table but like neutral songs and it's
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: a hoodie. So she's like, I'm not I don't even
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: care about this label. This is just a little hoodie
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: and she could brag about her trips and ship because
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I think that obviously, whoever this teacher was, who's feeling
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: the way of their student loan, that the way of
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: going to travel to Park Slope, dealing with these bougie
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: ass parents, knowing German and everything, they're seeing this lady
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: float around making all this money and they're pocket watching.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Yep, I hater. It will bring you down.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, and you know, but it's such a smart scheme
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: because it's like, I'm not going to question a European
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: person that says that they come from wealth. I'm like, well,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: isn't that by definition what it is to be European?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: Switzerland is like I think it's the most expensive country.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Yeah, they make a lot of money there,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: like highest per capita, yeah, like and like their income
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: and on top of that, the whimsie of being in
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: America and saying that you're from Switzerland. Yes, is like
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: a lot of people who have money like send their
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: kids to America just do dalliances until they're ready to
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: get married or whatever. Right, So it tracks that she
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: would take a cheap salary because she's not in it
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: for the money. You know what she is.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: She's a novelist. Yeah, but she's doing this is creative writing. Yeah,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: she's real. The backstory is rich and vivid and illustrious,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: and I gotta give her that.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: And also I love that she said that she was
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: from this rich family because it's also giving, Like I'm
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: just here for charity, like I do, like to.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Side, but like, but like I don't have to work,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: but I.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Do because I'm terrible totally. Not only do I go
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: to the galas, I help the kids. Yeah, I burp
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: the babies.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And that gives me a.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: One up on the woman who just goes to the
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: galist because I actually help with the kids.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: And I don't know if you know this, but I'm
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: the social communications officer.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: And I'll never tell what that means because you don't
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: mean to know.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: So Principle learned about the fraud in October of twenty
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: twenty five and had to use her own personal savings
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: to meet payroll and operational obligations for the school. Like
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: baby Miriel, that's what I'm saying about you need to
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: like get your foot off the gas, like keep the
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: school up and running when the life starts to turn off,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: when the kids.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Can't get their schnitzeles like, and they're not and then
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: the last the last one goes, they're not taking the
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: kids outside anymore, right, the kids are.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: I think that's the thing that they are definitely.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Doing, because that was gotta take away from the computer itself.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Like the kids weren't on old computer, they were outside
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: in the elements. So you had that on your side, baby,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: what do you woow?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: So we gotta be questioning you don't.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Even have like a slide or nothing back there.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: They would like make your own slide.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Get through, would build your bed.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Here's here's rock and and and stick, make baseball's fire
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: and nick. So at her core hearing, Muriel was ordered
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: to surrender her passport where GPS monitoring, and stay at
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: home on curfew. She can leave around so shop for
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: groceries and take her two younger children to elementary school.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Her oldest child is homeschools. Sorry, kids weren't even in
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: this German school wild.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: But also that's how secrets are kept. Keep them at home.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kids be talking.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: Kids don't know how to keep a secret. Don't tell
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: a kid about an engagement.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Are you crazy?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: And if she was doing WWE, if some of the
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: kids were old enough, she might have been dropping two
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: grand on them to be at the VIP experience.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. If there's one thing that Wrestled made me is
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: good for its babies.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what a baby gone, blab, a
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: baby's baby gone. I used to wonder as an adult now
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: when my mama is As a kid, was like, when
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: we go to family functions or anywhere I would be
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: out with her, she'd be like, what happens at home?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Stays at home? Or I'm thinking to myself, nothing dramatic
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: has happened. We don't have no deep dark secrets. I
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: don't reading in the basement type shit. But she was
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: just saying like this, don't be yuk.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: About like something embarrassing that I did that day, or
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: something that I don't want somebody else to know.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Exactly my mama wondering when you're gonna pay her back
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: for your card?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: My mom feels really guilty about something that she said
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: to you, Like, do you want to apologize?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Like I said, that to you in confidence seven.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Year old Okay.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And also that's the purity and sweetness of a
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: because they just like, why would we keep a secret?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: And we're like, that's to be an adult, honey, Exactly.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: We're only as good as our secrets.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: My mom says, she said, spend someone that go FA
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Monday on a pars.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: I just keep her home in the basement in the choke.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: I'm misjunctable.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: My mom said she wishes star bringing food to the patleot.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Like my mom said she didn't like your food at
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: the public. Yes, that's w Yeah.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom said, your cat's around, nasty friendship over
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: literally that's all.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: You gotta keep your kids quiet, so she was smart
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: to keep them home.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: My mom's stealing out of school money, yeah, that would
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: have broken up. So prosecutor said the money is all
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: gone and probably can't be recovered, with a like one
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: million dollars going towards travel entertainment that can't be regained
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: and another million that is unaccounted for. She was released
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: on a two hundred thousand dollars bond. It found guilty
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: of front and money laundering. She could get up to
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: twenty years in prison.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Wow. No, and that's that's a step up from curfew.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, they're like, sorry, girl, you can't go clubbing in
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: Park Slope.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: She has kids. I think the school itself is already
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: a scam king the house drum like, we don't know them.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't want her to go to jail
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: for twenty years. I don't want that.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want that for her either.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to learn the lesson.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: I want her to learn her lesson.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: I want them to up the wages at King their house.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, King their house, these self wages.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: I want her to learn her lesson, and I want
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: her case to have them Mama with the top.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: That I want that too. I want, I want, And
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: it's not the kid's fault at the end of the day.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: And I want to go into kinderhouse and understand why
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: it's fifty thousand dollars to go outside and learn drum. Absolutely,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: really we can agree a scamming it zone, right, And that.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Brings us to the end of historic hood Wings. Good
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: luck to you, Muriel, and to the WWE. You lost
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: a big contributor. I hope y'all can s avorgeall a
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: forgeall like waste belts and you know, body lotions. So
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: scammer of the week, keeping on the Switzerlins, we're gonna
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: talk about this kit Cat heis. So the internet is
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: all fire this like right now because of this big
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Kittat heist of twenty twenty six. So a truck carrying
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: four hundred and thirteen seven hundred and ninety three KitKat
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: bars was stolen after it left a factory in Italy
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: en route to distributors in Poland on March twenty six.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: The thieves were posing as law enforcement outside of trin Italy,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: so they restrained and removed the driver. Imagine being a driver.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: You're not driving no bank truck, You're not driving no
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: secure like money truck. You're driving a kit Cat kit Cat.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be whimsical. You adjacent to the ice man,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: right right. You can have music and like sparkle dust.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, give me a.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: Break, Yeah, give me a break. And they was like,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: we're gonna.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Pret you give me a break. Come on.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: They were like the kit Cat bars.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Bags exactly speaking puns and that's the whimsical part. They're like,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: we're gonna rob you, but it's gonna be a gonna
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: be fun and.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: It is for chocolate.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: They were strained to remove the driver and they took
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: off driving the truck. They said, don't even get it out,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take the truck, babes. No one was injured,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: but the truck and the chicks on the freeway. They
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: yanked them. They yanked them on the street.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: And chocolate's missing.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, And honestly, I feel like because he's driving kit
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: cabbar truck, they kind of did something smart here, because
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: if I'm gonnayank somebody out of a car, I bet
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: you a Kitcat truck ain't locking.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Them doors, absolutely nothing like charcol Just like this isn't
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: even gar Deli.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: This is a kit Cat, doesn't even gear a deli.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: This isn't Newtella. This isn't good diver. This ain't a
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: good dive. We ain't got nobody on no horse.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: We ain't got no lady a diver or nothing. Who
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: blame the whole Blair love a toe black home.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: This is just a wafer with a little bit of
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: chocolate on top.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Like I love a k I love and treat and.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: You put all your candies and the piles love a
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: kit Cat but would trade a KitKat Yeah for a recease.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I don't like when Kitkats started doing individual Halloween candy
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: that was one cat. I'm sorry. Can you can be
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: able to do a break?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Absolutely? Yeah, that's the one thing you have.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: That's not the break. Give me a kit and give
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: me a cat. I don't want just kit Now. The
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: truck was shipping twelve tons of new KitKat bars. No,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they said new, because are they
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be oh ber yeah, probably a new version.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Oh look at that.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: We got a kit Cat car.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: I want. That's what they're to be in sole.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: So so the truck actually wasn't sending like individual KitKat bars.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: It was sending a twelve like twelve tons of new
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Kitcat bars made as a brand partnership with F one Racing,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: in the shape of an F one car. So the
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: chocolate bars had been sculpted. They had wings, oh no,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: stylized tires and intricate detailing, and the cobblers. They had
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: chocolate cobblers on these kit Cats. So these are new
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Kitcat bars that were in the shape of these F
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: one cars to capture the imagination of racing fans.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: This is why the els need to unionize because this
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: is crazy. Yeah they did.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: This is ahead of the European Grand preseason, sure, and
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: chocolate fans right before Easter. So kit Cat became the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: official chocolate of F one, which I'm like, an F one,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I guess you do need a break to get this usual.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: The tire's actually very smart marketing.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah quick, quick, Yeah, give me a quick snap and
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: get my car back on the road.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: But give me a kid, Give me a kid. It
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: came hungry from all this driving a car round. Yes,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: that makes sense to me.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: So during F One's seventy fifth anniversary and Kitkat's ninetieth anniversary,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: just when they linked up. So Kitkat's parent company, Nestley,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: headquartered in Switzerland, has been making a meal of the crime.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Their official statement said that they appreciate the criminals exceptional taste.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Oh oh wait, that's so I love.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: I love a compliment, a strange compliment.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: That's a babbage Thats right. They're like, yes, our candy
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: is worth being stole. Let's raise the price on all
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: of it because like they're the bitch watch out.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was a getaway car. But speaking of fast cars.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Has anybody ever robbed y'all. No, that's y'all thrappers. Get
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: out of here. That's get out here. And then you
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: get a black market kit Cat. Oh yeah, let me black.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Market chases a danger Oh.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: And it's so fast and dangerous.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: KitKat tastes like a boyfriend that's no good for me
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: because he drives over the speed limit and he does donut.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: Thisky Cat leaves me on red, but also then requests me.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Exactly this kit Cat watches all my stories, but he
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: won't take me back.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: I love that kit Cat. Four hundred thousand kit Cat
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: bars would be worth about seven hundred fifty thousand dollars
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: according to some estimates. There are no reports about the
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: value of the truck itself. Don't even talk about the truck.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck that truck.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, this is about kit and Cat. Now make over medium.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Also, it's a truck. What was it? A pin by
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: rioted truck? I don't know.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: I feel like the driver called the company and then
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: the news showed up and they wanted to interview the
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: driver and the kit Cat representatives like push his ass
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: out of the way. No no, no, no, no no no.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: He's like good, he's.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Fine, he's good.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: He's fine, he's good.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Stuck Keith Cats, He's fine. They tie him up, we
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: nuntie him.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Let's talk Keith Cat.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: So the shipment wasn't publicized, but the marketing pushed around
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: F one bars was already in motion. The stolen kit
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Cat bars could have made their way into underground chocolate markets,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: but they can be traced fight.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: Club first number one rule of Kit Cat fight club.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: Don't don't talk about cat fight club. You're being there
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: like Kit Cat Kit Cat, Yes.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: And so, but they could be you know, on the
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: the cat market, the chocolate market, not the black market.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: The chocolate market.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, that is where I'm at, the chocolate market.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: But they can't they have a batch code that can
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: be tied to each bar, which is hilarious because who's
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: going to do that in a way that makes us
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: stuff a bad idea. But on the other hand, making
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: this limited edition product even more limited, you know, by
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: stealing hundreds of thousands of them, will push up.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Their value in the blatter mark all that wow, because it's.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Cats.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: Oh that's so funny, that is Why don't.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: They sell them to some billionaire who's throwing some like
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: secret evil party and then like a bunch of rich
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: We're like, oh my god, we had the we had
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: the kick Cat f one. I know they really they
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: do that instead of like weird crimes to people like
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: have like steal kick cat f ones and show people
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: the original moments.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: I'm okay with this crime. Yeah, I'm okay with this crime.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: It is I can give you a break. Yeah, we're okay.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: We're going to break on this one, all right.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: And speaking of break, this is a break.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Sweet start.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: It was so great to have you here. You're such
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: a delay.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: This always just further confirms that I am not good
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: with computers and I am not good with lying you.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: You know, the worst.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Excellent at you. They always ask at the end of
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: the show, where would you like to be found anywhere
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: that we can find you on socials or anything you
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: want you to watch or tune into, see you live
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: whatever that made me.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: You can find me on Instagram at hannapilcus h A
• 1:12:28
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• 1:12:30
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• 1:12:33
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• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: around the country. So you can find dates on my
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: social watch me on Leanne and in the new season
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: of Hacks.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, we love it and it's always scam scammers. If
• 1:12:45
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• 1:12:47
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• 1:12:51
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• 1:12:53
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• 1:13:02
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• 1:13:28
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• 1:13:30
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