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Hour 3 - Chop It Up · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom shaka Laca. It's our number three. Hour Number three
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  Speaker 1: is ready to go, talking Bays Ball, and what is
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  Speaker 1: your reaction to Rob Manford, the commissioner planning to add
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  Speaker 1: an in season tournament expansion and a split season along
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  Speaker 1: with eight divisions in Major League Baseball. There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: going on with this story. We'll talk about it. Why
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  Speaker 1: are Major League Baseball teams bailing out nine of them
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  Speaker 1: on their regional cable sports TV deals? And how do
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  Speaker 1: you see the Trek Schooble sweepstake shaking out in Detroit?
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  Speaker 1: The Yankees claim they tried to get Schooble, the Tigers
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  Speaker 1: wanted half the roster. We'll talk about that as well.
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  Speaker 1: And we also have lame jokes of the week this
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  Speaker 1: hour with a friend Billy aka weed Man from South Florida.
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  Speaker 1: All that coming your way right now. It's our number three. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just chop it up, get your knife out and just
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  Speaker 1: your chop chop chop chop, chop chop chop chop chop
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  Speaker 1: chop chop chop job. What are you talking about? We'll explain.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben
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  Speaker 1: And we'll kick it off with a baseball heavy mallar monologue.
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  Speaker 1: It is worthy of much discussion. The lead is from
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  Speaker 1: the Diamond. Now I realize that we are sitting here
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  Speaker 1: in early January. Pitchers and catchers report spring training in
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  Speaker 1: about a month. About a month. Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: But benj League Baseball Commissier Rob Manford, better known by
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  Speaker 1: his nickname Manfraud, the Clown. Rob Manford has a lot
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  Speaker 1: that he still wants to accomplish before he saves the
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  Speaker 1: world by retiring in early twenty twenty nine. So he's
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  Speaker 1: got this year, twenty twenty six, twenty seven, twenty so
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  Speaker 1: three years and essentially that's it. Essentially, that's it. You
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  Speaker 1: figure sometime in the next year and a half they'll
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  Speaker 1: announce the next commissioner and they'll be the smooth transition
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  Speaker 1: and all that. So if you didn't hear, these are wild,
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  Speaker 1: these are wild? Maybe not? Now One of the things,
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  Speaker 1: one of the things that Rob Manfraud would like to
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  Speaker 1: accomplish is to split up the season. Wants to slice
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  Speaker 1: up the baseball season and play an in season tournament.
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  Speaker 1: Where have we heard that before? Yes, just like Adam
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  Speaker 1: Silver put in the NBA. Now, there's a lot of soccer,
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  Speaker 1: European soccer that does this, these in season tournaments that
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  Speaker 1: overlap with their play, and of course in America we
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  Speaker 1: don't do that. But I guess Rob Manford must think
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  Speaker 1: he's living in Europe somewhere. So anyway, he said, quote
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  Speaker 1: this is on WFAN, New York. He did, and then
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  Speaker 1: rare in appropriate. Rob Manford said, We've talked about split seasons.
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  Speaker 1: We've talked about in season tournaments, he said. Manford also
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  Speaker 1: pointed out, we do understand that one hundred and sixty
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  Speaker 1: two games is a long pull. It's a long pull.
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  Speaker 1: I think the difficulty to accomplish I think the difficulty
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  Speaker 1: to accomplish those sort of in season events, you almost
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  Speaker 1: inevitably start talking about fewer regular season games, he said,
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  Speaker 1: So you cut back on the one hundred and sixty two.
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  Speaker 1: He then also pointed out it's more complicated in baseball
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  Speaker 1: than it is in other sports. However, because of all
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  Speaker 1: these season long records, you're playing around with something that
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  Speaker 1: people care a lot about, all right, So that is
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  Speaker 1: a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: Give me your immediate reaction to Rob Manford planning to
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  Speaker 1: add an in season tournament and al season to Major
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  Speaker 1: League Baseball. So my views on this. I've got Moby Dick,
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  Speaker 1: the c C Music Factory and Monster Truck, and we
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  Speaker 1: will connect everything together and we are going to have
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  Speaker 1: the Baba ga nooch is what we're going to have.
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  Speaker 1: We have some baba gonoosh. I'm gonna enjoy that. We'll
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  Speaker 1: have a side of gabba ghul, just a little set
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  Speaker 1: of gobbagool. So my first reaction here, I want to
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  Speaker 1: puke in my mouth. That's my first reaction. I literally
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  Speaker 1: want to puke him. Is there a barf bag around here?
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  Speaker 1: Can we get a barf bag into the studio? I
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  Speaker 1: want to puke in my mouth. This is in the
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  Speaker 1: same line with Ghost Runners the piece of Metal Energy
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  Speaker 1: from the years ago, when Manford remember never forget, never
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  Speaker 1: ever forget, he's the guy that allowed the e Strauss
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  Speaker 1: to cheat and get away with it. In the twenty
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  Speaker 1: seventeen World series, those dirty rot and scoundrels jose albouve
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  Speaker 1: Hey up, pat him down, check him for the buzzer,
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  Speaker 1: Alex Bregman, that Punk and George Springer, who at least
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  Speaker 1: had to leave the country and go to Toronto, are
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  Speaker 1: still playing unpunished, unpunished, And Manford's had some other ridiculous
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  Speaker 1: ideas like the Golden bat. He talked about that, although
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  Speaker 1: that's apparently not going to happen in terms of what
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  Speaker 1: Manford said recently here it is the idea that Rob
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  Speaker 1: Manford is going to cannibalize the sport running from the grind.
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  Speaker 1: When Rob Manford gave the quote and we gave it
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  Speaker 1: to you, when he said, we do understand that one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and sixty two is a long pull a long pole.
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  Speaker 1: That is Rob Manford treating a one hundred and sixty
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  Speaker 1: two game marathon like it's too hard. It's a grind,
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  Speaker 1: so you run from the ground. Some people want to
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  Speaker 1: do the work, and other people don't want to do
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  Speaker 1: the work. So it's too hard for the people in
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  Speaker 1: the room. So we're gonna make it easy year for
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  Speaker 1: the players. And so we want to chop it up.
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  Speaker 1: And we figured people don't want to pay attention that much,
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  Speaker 1: so we'll we'll have TikTok length attention spans for the
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  Speaker 1: baseball players and the fans and all that. Keep in mind,
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  Speaker 1: nobody asked for this, No buddy, Baseball last I checked,
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  Speaker 1: isn't broken. Wereth They just bragging about how they did
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  Speaker 1: very well in the ratings and they had record numbers
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  Speaker 1: of people watching the World Series, and they had Toronto
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  Speaker 1: and the Dodgers and people loved it and all that.
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  Speaker 1: And there's Manford's every day he's like Pinky and the brain.
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  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? I'm gonna take over the world.
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  Speaker 1: Rob Manford keeps smashing and bashing Major League Baseball and everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's, hey, hey, you know this this whole in
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  Speaker 1: season tournament thing. Well did in the NBA. The NBA started. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the NBA has crowned a champion before Christmas the last
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  Speaker 1: couple of years, and they have been turned into a punchline. Right,
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  Speaker 1: is Rob Manford that obtuse that he's unaware of how
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  Speaker 1: horrific this has been, that people don't care about it,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a joke. And even the Knickerbockers they don't
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  Speaker 1: even unlike the Lakers and the Bucks that were cowards,
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  Speaker 1: the Knickerbockers aren't gonna put up a championship banner because
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  Speaker 1: they know how fugazy this is. And there's Rob Manford
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  Speaker 1: numb nuts over there. Oh no, no, if we should
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  Speaker 1: have an interdual tournament, because they do it in Italy,
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  Speaker 1: so let's do it here in soccer and Italy, so
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  Speaker 1: we'll do it here in America. No, dummy, It's like
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  Speaker 1: rewriting moby dick into Instagram captions. Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 1: The split season idea is a special kind of monstrosity.
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  Speaker 1: Now Baseball did this when they had a work stoppage
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  Speaker 1: in the nineteen eighties, they had a split season. But
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  Speaker 1: most of the time this has been a minor league deal.
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  Speaker 1: Like in the old days, the Pacific Coast League, TRIPLEA
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  Speaker 1: Baseball would do it. Now they're talking about thirty two teams,
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  Speaker 1: So they'd add a couple of baseball teams. Eight divisions
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  Speaker 1: of four teams. That's it. Fourteen kind of sounds like
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  Speaker 1: the NFL a little bit, doesn't it. Geographic buddies holding
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  Speaker 1: hands and la la la la la la la la
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  Speaker 1: la la la la. You'd have the Dodgers and the Angels,
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  Speaker 1: the Mets and the Yankees would be in the same division.
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  Speaker 1: You'd have that. Now, what do you do for the
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  Speaker 1: teams that have no geographical rival You'd have to add
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  Speaker 1: a team. Is that how you do it? You'd have
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  Speaker 1: to like this, who the Red Sox rivalry would be
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  Speaker 1: with the Yankees? Are they guaranteed to be in the
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  Speaker 1: vision with the Yankees? They have to keep those teams together.
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  Speaker 1: I know you got the Cubs in the White Sox
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  Speaker 1: as well. But what about the teams that are kind
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  Speaker 1: of out there in the fringes, Like, is there a
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  Speaker 1: real rival for the Seattle Manners of the San Diego
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  Speaker 1: Padres or the Arizona Diamondbacks or the Rockies. Doesn't appear
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  Speaker 1: to be right off the top of my head. What's next?
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  Speaker 1: Are we gonna have a rock paper scissors challenge on
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  Speaker 1: pay per view for playoff spots? Now here's the truth.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't about you the fan, It's not. This is
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  Speaker 1: about This is about trying to make more money. You're
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  Speaker 1: trying to make money. And the other issue is also
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  Speaker 1: the biggest problem with baseball on the day to day
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  Speaker 1: is you've got a lot of dead weight in ownership.
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  Speaker 1: You've got teams like the Rockies and the Angels and
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  Speaker 1: the Marlins and the Athletics that are not run to win.
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  Speaker 1: They're just piggybanks. The owners cashing checks knowing that you
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  Speaker 1: make a lot of money in baseball from the TV
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  Speaker 1: revenue and you don't have to worry about fielding a
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  Speaker 1: competitive team. Baseball does not need shortcuts. You have deadwood.
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  Speaker 1: You cut the dead wood out, and these owners have
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  Speaker 1: they can keep the team as long as they want.
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  Speaker 1: They're stewards of the game, except they're not good stewards.
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  Speaker 1: They're covered in cockroaches. And they need an adult. Baseball
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  Speaker 1: needs an adult. They'll get one in twenty twenty nine.
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  Speaker 1: But how much damage is going to be done? How
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  Speaker 1: much damage is going to be done by then? Right?
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  Speaker 1: And so they need a commissioner who actually likes the sport.
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  Speaker 1: That would be the only thing I would ask for.
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  Speaker 1: Do you actually like baseball? Because this guy doesn't like baseball?
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  Speaker 1: This guy don't like baseball? All right? All right? Now.
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  Speaker 1: Secondly to TV Land, we go shake up, shake up,
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  Speaker 1: with the Booby Tooby shake up. There, we've learned that
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  Speaker 1: not one, not two, not three, not four, not five,
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  Speaker 1: not six, not seven, eight, nine major League Baseball teams
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  Speaker 1: that are televised by the fan Duel Sports network have terminated.
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  Speaker 1: They pulled the plug on their contracts a month before
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  Speaker 1: the baseball spring training gets going in Florida and Arizona,
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  Speaker 1: grape Fruit League and the Cactus League. They've they pulled
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  Speaker 1: the plug here with the parent company main Street Sports Group.
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  Speaker 1: The teams are the Atlanta Broys, the Cincinnati Reds, the Tigers,
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  Speaker 1: the Royals, the Angels, the Marlins, the Brewers, Cardinals, and Raizo.
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  Speaker 1: MYI they're all in limbo. Question why why are there
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  Speaker 1: nine MLB teams bailing out, bailing out, jumping ship on
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  Speaker 1: their regional cable TV sports deals. So this is not
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  Speaker 1: some kind of act of bravery. It is bolt cutters.
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  Speaker 1: It's at nine MLBE teams, as we said, and they're
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  Speaker 1: doing this because they're trying to be one step ahead
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  Speaker 1: of the repo man. And they're like, all, let's park
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  Speaker 1: the car in the garage so they can't get it.
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  Speaker 1: And as I understand it, the parent company of these
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  Speaker 1: regional sports networks is they've been going back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a drunken ferry and you don't really want
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  Speaker 1: to get on it there, and nobody wants to be
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  Speaker 1: trapped below deck when bankruptcy starts calling in, because Major
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  Speaker 1: League Baseball would they're trying to get out because the
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  Speaker 1: judge would freeze all assets, and you know, the scales
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  Speaker 1: of justice move slowly, so the assets would be frozen,
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  Speaker 1: meaning the teams would be locked into whatever deals they
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  Speaker 1: have and they wouldn't be getting the money. They'd be
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  Speaker 1: frozen like left over meat loaf. So you stay in
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  Speaker 1: and you're not a partner your furniture right if you
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  Speaker 1: stay with these teams now, rob manfraud, The commissioner said.
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  Speaker 1: The goal is to quote maximize revenue ding ding ding
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  Speaker 1: ding ning translation, extract more money while pretending access is
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  Speaker 1: not collapsing. Now, the bigger problem for baseball is the calendar,
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  Speaker 1: the date it is. As Uncle Mo knows, it's not
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  Speaker 1: twenty oh six anymore. No no, no, Back when cable was
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  Speaker 1: still king and fans waited patiently for the game to
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  Speaker 1: come on channel seven thirty two on your DirecTV. No no, no, Now,
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  Speaker 1: it's crank up the CC music Factory. As in Chord Cutters,
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  Speaker 1: the music of chord Cutters. They won. Newsflash, it's Pirates
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  Speaker 1: of the Caribbean or Pirates of the Dark Web with
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  Speaker 1: the stream that won out. Major League Baseball is shadow
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  Speaker 1: boxing an opponent who left the arena years ago. And
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  Speaker 1: yet they have taken some teams off regional cable television,
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  Speaker 1: and they've determined that a lot of people don't want
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  Speaker 1: to spend five ten dollars a month to buy baseball
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  Speaker 1: games on television, not as many as the arrogant hubris
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  Speaker 1: of the people running Baseball thought, so major League Baseball. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if this continues, they own the rights to nine teams
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  Speaker 1: that mostly nobody wants to watch on television, but they
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  Speaker 1: have exclusiveivity. And the other issue I say to somebody
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  Speaker 1: who's working in that world is that in the perfect world,
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  Speaker 1: baseball would have all the teams under the same umbrella
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  Speaker 1: and they would be able to then shop the television
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  Speaker 1: deal to major companies. But every game on Amazon or
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  Speaker 1: on Apple TV, or Peacock or Fox Sport, whatever the
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  Speaker 1: problem is. The Dodgers, Yankees, and Red Sox all have
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  Speaker 1: sweetheart deals, especially the Dodgers and the Yankees, and they
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  Speaker 1: and the Cubs now have this too. They will never
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  Speaker 1: ever give up those deals because they will not make
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  Speaker 1: as much. They will not make as much I mean
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  Speaker 1: under the socialism plan. I mean, if the mayor of
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  Speaker 1: New York was running this, they would all be under
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  Speaker 1: the same plan. But the Dodgers and the Yankees make
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  Speaker 1: so much more money than everyone else. It's like, we're
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  Speaker 1: not doing that. Are you stupid? What's wrong with you? All? Right?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Final thought to the Hot Stove League, Well, what's going
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  Speaker 1: on is January? Well, this is the new normal. Now,
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  Speaker 1: remember the new normal. It used to be that all
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  Speaker 1: the deals were done by Christmas, but the last ten years,
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  Speaker 1: this stuff spills all the way into February. So we
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  Speaker 1: are now told that the New York Yankees, the aforementioned
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  Speaker 1: New York Yankees, have reached out to the Detroit Tigers.
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  Speaker 1: That's a shocker. And they said, you know what, we
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  Speaker 1: like that pitcher. You got that guy, Trek Scooble. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we think he's pretty good. Can we get him? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: And so the Yankees then, of course leaked to a
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  Speaker 1: useful idiot in the media behind a paywall that they
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  Speaker 1: were given the impression by the Detroit baseball team that
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  Speaker 1: it would take half the team to get schoobl in
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  Speaker 1: the Bronx. Now there is an arbitration hearing. I know,
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  Speaker 1: we love arbitration. Schoobol requested thirty two million in arbitration.
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  Speaker 1: The Tiger said, ah, we'll give you nineteen. Now, nineteen's
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  Speaker 1: a good amount of money. Nineteen's like winning the lottery.
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  Speaker 1: But yet this is a massive gap, one of the biggest,
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  Speaker 1: if not the biggest, I've ever seen in arbitration. We're
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  Speaker 1: talking about thirteen million dollars difference. So Scooble could break
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  Speaker 1: the record if he wins set by David Price and
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  Speaker 1: his dog Astro back in twenty fifteen, becoming the highest
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  Speaker 1: arbitration eligible pitcher in Major League Baseball history. So the question,
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  Speaker 1: how do you see the Tarrek Schoogle sweepstake shaking out
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  Speaker 1: in Detroit. So, as you know, we don't just decide
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  Speaker 1: these things. We don't just decide these things on the fly.
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  Speaker 1: We have the magic eight ball, and today we're going
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  Speaker 1: to be using the crystal ball, not the magicate ball,
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  Speaker 1: the crystal ball. And if you look at the pressure cooker,
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  Speaker 1: the lead is a rattling, the lid is a rattling.
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  Speaker 1: And this is not a negotiation, Okay, it's not. This
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  Speaker 1: is two ships passing in the night with binoculars and
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  Speaker 1: middle fingers, is what. This is the biggest arbitration gap
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  Speaker 1: we have again ever seen. So what does that tell us?
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  Speaker 1: That is a tell It tells us that listen the Tigers,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they're offering nineteen million, but in that weird baseball business,
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  Speaker 1: they are bargain shopping while Schoobl's window shopping on Rodeo Drive.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Bizarro baseball world, where down is up, up
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  Speaker 1: is down, left is right, right is wrong. Meanwhile, I
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  Speaker 1: love the fact that the Yankees are whining, Oh they
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  Speaker 1: want half the team police performance art. That's Broadway. That's
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  Speaker 1: tell the fans we tried. Uncle Moe knows that. Tell
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  Speaker 1: the fans we tried. They just wanted too much. When
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  Speaker 1: an ace like Terrek Schoobl hits the market, all right,
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  Speaker 1: you don't sit there and penny pinch. You empty the vault.
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  Speaker 1: And this is why you have a minor league system
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  Speaker 1: to get proven products like this particular player. Now, Detroit,
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  Speaker 1: if I look into my crystal ball again, they're playing
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  Speaker 1: Chicken on a one lane road and Schoobl's driving a
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  Speaker 1: monster truck that's not gonna go very well. And he's
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  Speaker 1: the one that wears the pants and he can determine
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  Speaker 1: where he ends up. He's got the belt, the championship ring,
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  Speaker 1: even though he hasn't earned one yet with the Tigers.
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  Speaker 1: Either way, if you listen in the background, you can
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  Speaker 1: hear the clock Chicken. The leverage is tilty. It is
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  Speaker 1: right there, and Detroit knows this. So looking further, this
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  Speaker 1: ends one way. Either Detroit overpays for the player, gives
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  Speaker 1: him a four hundred million dollar contract. Now I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: gi him a four hundred million dollar contract. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's not my money. Or they trade him, and every
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  Speaker 1: day that goes by, the value goes down because they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get a mystery box. As everyone knows. Schoogle gets traded,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna go to market. He's got Scott Boris, I believe,
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  Speaker 1: is his agent. When you have Scott Boris as your agent,
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I don't think they follow it up in
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  Speaker 2: They let they let they let people say God dam
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• 27:15
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  Speaker 2: the La Rams. Do you think we might have a
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• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they should win. By the way, I mean
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  Speaker 1: the Rams should win The question is are they going
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  Speaker 1: and the Rams? They play with their food a lot.
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  Speaker 2: From years ago. We had Dallas Cowboys bout three touchdowns
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  Speaker 2: like we never well just look, they.
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  Speaker 1: Had a nineteen then in Philly they had a nineteen
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  Speaker 4: But.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just crazy. You know, don't even we lost
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  Speaker 2: that one game by touching down. I mean, I'm glad
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  Speaker 2: we got rid of that kid. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: we did. He's gone. But I don't know, man, I
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  Speaker 2: get hard of getting a win and all of a
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  Speaker 2: sudden something HAPs all of a sudden, we have already lost.
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  Speaker 1: The Rams have lost three games as an eight point
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  Speaker 1: favorite or bait or greater, and they the nineteen point
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  Speaker 1: leading Philly was sixteen point lead. I think that was
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• 29:17
  Speaker 1: they will all be why the Hawks to meat?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: It's like twice and one point two point games and
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  Speaker 2: that two points diversion was stupid. I didn't get to
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  Speaker 2: watch the game because I either first quarters during the week.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I leave it like it's just crazy. But anyway, man,
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  Speaker 1: Boy. Okay, well, thanks for sharing that on other people
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: that work at any of my other coworkers that you hate,
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Thank you, man.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be Tony Station for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: I know all right, you're repeating yourself. Thank you. Let's
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: No? Really? Yeah? They needed someone to reach those high
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: John Harbaugh losing an entire locker room? Weed Man? How
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  Speaker 1: is that possible? That's Gordon because it didn't happen. That's
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  Speaker 1: Gordon in Tacoma. Why was weed Man upset when he
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: learned that what weymo was? Why was he upset when
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  Speaker 1: he known what weymo was?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Well, because weed Man thought it was the answer to
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: the question how much money should people send weed Man?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: That's Eric and Cam Weimo. Come on, all right, Uh,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: that's a good one. Eric, It's a funny Eric's good guy.
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  Speaker 1: What's weed Man hoping? The first question is on a
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  Speaker 1: Eric in Kansas. Do you have an email address yet?
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  Speaker 1: Weed Man? Have you have you picked up a you
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  Speaker 1: have not no email yet? No? Yeah, yeah, it's hard
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  Speaker 1: to get I know, I gotta do it for you,
• 36:27
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  Speaker 7: Why?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Well, you heard that they're offering two lines for thirty dollars.
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  Speaker 1: He got excited. Two lines of them. George and Yuvaldi Texas. Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Weedman hippie made a new New Year's resolution in twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six? No?
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  Speaker 2: What?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently you're going to continue to be a lazy,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: weed smoking, bust out loser according to John. That's not
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  Speaker 1: very nice John, although you did laugh all right? Why
• 37:06
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  Speaker 1: was in jail? Wow? Why, well, apparently takes longer to
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  Speaker 1: that's about. George and Rvaldi Texas, George, feel good. You
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: gotta that cerebrale. If if Lizzo is on a seafood diet,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: what kind of diet is weed Man on? Wow, Well
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: he's on a sea weed diet, sea weed and smoke it.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: That's a Noah in Austin, thank you. No, he also
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: sent this one in What kind of expectations does weed
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Man have?
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: What kind Oh?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Come on, weed Man, this is We've had this joke before,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: very high expectations from all the week. Come on, now
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: you know that weed Man big Ben's lame jokes of
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the week did you hear that as go? Did youar
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: the weed Man hippie had trouble adjusting after he joined
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: the newdest colony? Yeah? Yeah, apparently the first few days
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: were the hardest for you. But after that things calm down.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: There there's a weed man, your roommate good, No problems
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: with your room man? Everything good there? Yes, now I know,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: so that's what I'm saying. You're happier by yourself. So
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: that's good right now, that's great. You don't need Joey
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: the bellman to hook you up or anything like that.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Now you're good, heart, I do okay? All right? Why
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I know you're never bashful about that. Why did weed
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Man quit his job as a Walmart greeter?
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Apparently you realize that they wanted you to say hi
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: all day and not stay high. That's Chip in Maine.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Good joke by Chip. That is a good one, all right.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: What is weed Man's favorite food? What baked goods? From
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun thinking for that? Why did weed Man
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: get fired from Amazon? Why you kept stealing all the
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: cardboard boxes? Why were you doing that? It's Michael Leprechaun,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: all right? Did you hear that? Lizzo got into some
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: legal trouble. Really yeah yeah, well apparent she had to
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: call her whale bondsman. That's a Brendan from Boston. What
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: was Marcel's favorite toy? What was Marcell's favorite toy as
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: a child?
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: What?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Building blocks? Building blocks? And what do you call it?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: When the rain up blows out her birthday candles and
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Michael Leprechaun disappears. A luck of the wish. There you go.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: That's a shipping man. I screwed up the punchline, but
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you got the joke. Thank you, weed man.