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Bonus IMPROV - I'm Just Trying To Dampen the News, But It Lived · Very Fine Friends

• 0:00
  welcome to very fine friends
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  joe can we get a suggestion for our improv do you have an appointment
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  uh yes your suggestion is spoiler spoiler
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  oh
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  there was that makes me think of this there was one time you know the movie happy death day
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  i just watched this did you seriously i watched it two nights ago i love that movie i think it's
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  great movie it's good yeah no i i also was thinking this exact same story uh well listeners i oh i
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  don't know i don't know how to tell the story without giving a spoiler for that movie it's
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  it's been long enough it came out in 2017 it's okay all right well listeners pause right now go
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  watch happy death day and happy death day to happy death day to you uh and then come back and finish
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  this episode um but we were uh outside universal studios and this was like around when happy death
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  day came out right it was a universal picture there's like advertising for it um and then my
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  brother aiden was like he he was like oh like something about like the oh yeah that killer like
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  oh yeah the killer is that escape prisoner guy and then my sister mary was like oh like spoiler
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  and he was oh that's not really a spoiler it was actually her roommate
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  I was like
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  oh don't worry I didn't actually spoil it
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  here's the spoiler
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  oh that's funny
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  yeah it was funny
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  oh you idiot what did you just do
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  he was like oh don't worry
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  I didn't spoil it
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  he was trying to be like
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  comforting her
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  no no the movie isn't spoiled
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  now it is
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  I love that
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  that reminds me of the time we were playing you ever play Seen It Oh yeah Yes It a movie trivia game where it uses DVDs and you pick different categories
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  Yeah.
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  You watch movie scenes and then you answer questions about it or other shit. I don't know.
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  One of them was a tongue twister. I can't remember the name of it.
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  Instead of Dances with Wolves, the clue was Tango's with Carnivorous Dogs.
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  and you had to figure out what movie it was.
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  Then we got one where it was like,
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  what theme song for this one movie?
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  And it was the scene where the girl was like,
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  she was like dancing and like water was falling on her.
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  Oh yeah.
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  And the other team, and I was a child, mind you.
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  Someone yelled at me, I was so upset.
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  And the team wasn't getting it
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  and we were like right there.
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  I'm like, oh my God.
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  I was sitting there and I was like,
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  I was like, I started singing the song
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  out of excitement.
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  No, it was Flash Tunes.
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  Yeah, it's Flash Tunes.
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  Yeah.
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  But Living Levita, Flashdance far
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  predates Living Levita
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  Loca. So I started singing the song
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  Oh, I'm thinking of Shrek 2. Never mind.
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  That's never a mistake.
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  You are forgiven in boots.
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  Anyway, because I started singing it, the other team
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  realized what it was and then they got the point.
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  And then the person on my team
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  yelled at me.
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  What was the song?
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  what a feeling
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  yeah yeah yeah that's right yeah
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  I was humming it I was like I'm so excited
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  yeah how old were you
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  11
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  is that old enough to be yelled at
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  god knows I already was
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  were you in a home depot
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  no I was in a house in Buffalo
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  and now
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  improv
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  Linda, come in here.
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  Hey.
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  Happy birthday, Linda.
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  Thank you.
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  Oh my God, how does it feel?
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  How does it feel to be 33?
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  Good, I think.
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  Feels a lot like 32.
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  I like that it's double numbers.
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  I like that.
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  33.
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  Two threes.
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  33.
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  So funny.
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  You being evicted What I know Take a minute it a minute no the wait no how come what just kidding oh oh oh that was not that not funny your cat got out what what gone i saw i saw it
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  on the ring cam mr knickers is gone yeah where'd he go no i don't know the ring cam only goes so
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  Oh, no.
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  He got run over.
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  What?
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  What is going on?
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  I'm sorry.
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  I'm just trying to dampen the news, but it lived.
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  Oh.
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  Breathe, breathe.
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  Oh, okay.
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  This is not.
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  He lived.
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  He's in surgery right now.
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  Oh, Jennifer.
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  Okay.
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  You know, you know, 33 is the year when the heart starts to go.
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  This is.
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  you're really putting me through my paces here
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  okay so Mr. Knickers is in surgery
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  just kidding
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  what? he's out
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  oh good okay he's out of surgery
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  already
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  okay so how is he
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  doing?
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  he's good
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  oh good he's happy
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  oh good he's happy
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  birthday miracle
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  good
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  I love that it's my favorite 80s song
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  Just kidding. He's real depressed.
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  He's such an active guy, Mr. Knickers.
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  Okay. Jennifer?
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  Yeah?
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  I'm going to ask you as a little birthday favor.
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  Stop taking me on this roller coaster.
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  Can you just skip to the very end?
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  What's the deal with Mr. Knickers?
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  Just kidding.
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  What does that mean?
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  What are you doing to me?
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  You know, I always loved Mr. Knickers.
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  Yes.
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  He wouldn't come to me.
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  So?
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  I tried.
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  I tried.
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  I tried everything.
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  I lured him.
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  I gave him fancy treats.
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  I dressed as him.
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  What?
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  I was Mrs. Knickers.
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  You dressed as Mrs. Knickers?
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  You were at work.
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  It was fine.
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  To get him to come to you?
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  Yes.
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  and he was curious but ultimately repulsed You know Mr Nickers is gay What happened He hasn met the right anthropomorphized woman
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  Look, look, okay, so...
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  Did he run away, or...
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  What did you do to him?
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  I put him out.
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  You put Mr. Nickers out?
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  He's an indoor cat.
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  I opened the door and I said,
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  It's me or it's them.
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  And he chose them?
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  He's a bastard.
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  Okay, well, you know what?
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  Right now I'm understanding what Mr. Knickers' thought process was.
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  God bless that gay cat.
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  This is the worst birthday.
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  So where can I find Mr. Knickers?
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  Was he even in surgery?
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  No, right?
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  You said just kidding.
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  So where is he?
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  This is tough to say.
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  Just kidding.
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  No.
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  Oh, wait.
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  So he's here?
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  You didn't dress up as Mrs. Knickers and try and creepily entice my cat?
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  No, that's all true.
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  Oh, so what parts are you kidding about?
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  He's in the basement right now.
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  He's doing conversion therapy.
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  No, no.
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  He wanted to.
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  He wanted to.
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  He saw the costume I made of other cats, and he was like, this lady loves me.
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  What?
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  yeah it's weird i know i thought he rejected you i was kidding about that keep up oh i'm sorry you
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  just keep adding new information and saying just kidding i can't keep up oh oh hold on here's a
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  cake i forgot i made this for you oh just kidding it's a pie but here's a candle
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  god this is such a freaking roller coaster my heart i know i know okay hang on let me blow that
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  I made a wish.
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  What was it?
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  It was for you and Mr. Knickers to live happily ever after.
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  You bitch!
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  Just kidding!
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  Okay.
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  Thank you.