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- Kid the Stranger: Hello, good morning, and welcome to the Let's Play podcast. My name's Tyler and I'm bringing you guys the Witcher 3 Wild Hunt Remastered. I do feel like the audio on this is just a bit much, but we're just gonna turn it down just a smidge. Just a smidge. let's look real quick. There we go, just a smidge. Just a little smidge. All right. The Lets Play Podcast: Yeah. Kid the Stranger: What's start playing this? Alright, new game, fresh start, The Lets Play Podcast: Mm-hmm. Kid the Stranger: sword and story, tutorial on simulate witcher two saves. Don't have any of those. The Lets Play Podcast: A só. Kid the Stranger: All right, so we got a guy kind of screaming in the field. He looks like he's got a little bloodlust. We got a girl coming in riding on the horse. my goodness. She just killed the horse. we got Gerald and some old guy looking at the the severed head. So I've never actually played I played a little bit of the Witcher 3, maybe like an hour or two, but that's the most I've ever played. So this will be a blind playthrough of this game. my god. She just like used her magic and sent a raven through this guy's fucking skull. the Witcher's looking at a broken branch, trying to figure out what's going on. We got a bag on the floor. but hopefully you guys are having a good morning or a good afternoon. It is about four AM for me. Delicious coffee. So we just got a bunch of fire arrows coming down and Gerald and this old guy are still kinda like looking at the ground, but there's like a hand in the earth or some sorts of some sorts. man. They're charging her. Fighting in like this time would be crazy. Just like being the front lineman has like a cavalry's charging you down. Like, geez Louise. man, there's a bunch of magic and it seems like everyone's getting eaten up by the earth over here. What a horrible way to die. And poor horse. Like damn, what did the horse do? Whoa. What it was just like an empty horse sitting there waiting for. Geralt's on our on our on our on our trail though. boy, is he gonna find that's a raven turned into like a crystal raven skull or some sorts? All right, looks like we're jumping into the game. We got them both kinda like sleeping by a fire here. Hold the button while you jump. Alright, well. Alright. Keram Moore. What should keep Banks of the something? We got Gerald. He's he's in a bathtub. my goodness, he's in a bathtub s taking a bath and some fucking creature or some like a red snake just went into the tub. I can't fucking know. I think it does bit The Lets Play Podcast: No, I don't find that amusing. Kid the Stranger: my god, it's like a crab or some sort. She just threw it out of there. it was magic. Gerald's got The Lets Play Podcast: It wasn't meant to amuse, but to prod you to hurry. It's midday already. Kid the Stranger: What the hell? The Lets Play Podcast: You promised Siri you'd train with her. Go before Bessemir bores her to death with those etchings. Kid the Stranger: Man, I got I got some pr I'm pretty fucked up. Body is covered in scratches, but There's some naked woman here who can cast magic. The Lets Play Podcast: So, later then. Hmm. See you later. Kid the Stranger: Carol's dismonts that pussy, bro. She's kissing somebody I mean, he's kissing somebody. I wonder who the fuck that is. He's just that he's staring at her ass. Men are no different than back in the day to d then today, I'll tell you that. Right. I'm really pumped to play this, you know. I've I just keep showing this naked woman. Steady showing her constantly. She's got black hair. Is this the girl from the j from the dream I had? She's putting on like a little brooch on her on her choker there. Gerald's just daddy's staring. All right. Welcome to the Witcher 3 tutorial. Alright, awesome. Alright, use your Witcher senses. Hold to find the key. The Lets Play Podcast: You're running out of juice. I know. You might bring me some more once you're done training. Kid the Stranger: Course, of course. Alright, so we got this room that they're kinda just in. this is a Balaras room. High high ceilings. Alright, let's see. we got this door. here's the key right here. Already found the damn key. What's the rest of this stuff? We got perfume? Can I use this? No. Go to lower levels. I wanna open up this door though. maybe this was the way I was actually supposed to go. Alright, well we are heading on down to the first floor of this building. It's got really impressive like wallpaper, I'm assuming this is. I wouldn't I don't think it's paintings, but this like nice blue and red patterns. The Lets Play Podcast: Witcher's fast asleep. Ceres disappeared somewhere, of course. Kid the Stranger: man, my cat's he's he's in here screaming out in the snow. The camera's having a hard time focusing. It's kinda pissing me off. So it looks like they're in like some castle that's like built into this side the side of a mountain here. The Lets Play Podcast: She prefers practice to theory. Hmm? What? Time to wake up, Master. These lessons so boring they put you to sleep too. Damn it. Better taking notes on ghouls and owl ghouls. Wanted to rest my eyes a bit. Making her slog through that brick. No wonder she took off. John Abruges lacks flair, true, but he's reliable. Not like the hogwash they print nowadays. She's tackling the pendulums, right? How many times do I have to tell her? Don't train alone. It only embeds your errors. Bring our young damsel to the lower courtyard. If she wants to practice, she'll get to practice. Kid the Stranger: I'm man. Don't get mad at her. We've spoiled her. we've spoiled her. The Lets Play Podcast: Gotta admit, we've spoiled her. We've spoiled her. I've been saying it from the start. Ciri needs a firm hand. Been saying that true. You let her walk all over you just like the rest of us do. Fine. I suppose I'm partly to blame. But this has to end. Now killing monsters Kid the Stranger: Damn straight. The Lets Play Podcast: is not something to be taken lightly. Siri must understand that if she's to become one of us. Kid the Stranger: I'm really looking forward to the The Lets Play Podcast: I'll see you below. Kid the Stranger: Witcher three. I mean Witcher Four and being able to play a Siri. Everyone just stalks so highly on the Witcher games, it's just like I'm I'm trying to get up in there myself. man, she's Siri's over here doing some crazy footwork. Whoa, she almost just fell off the fucking cliff. The Lets Play Podcast: I see why you were so eager to practice. Strike. Kid the Stranger: My damn cat does be always screaming for fucking food, constantly. Like bro, The Lets Play Podcast: Circus Pureet. Kid the Stranger: it's too early in the morning for this shit. Ugh. The Lets Play Podcast: Wrong. Footwork. Kid the Stranger: So Geralt's just teaching Siri how to fight. The Lets Play Podcast: Get down. With a flip? What do you think? Kid the Stranger: Wow, she did a nice little flip there. she was blindfolded. The Lets Play Podcast: All right. Take off the blindfold. You've got work to do. Your reflexes are still slow. Maybe for a witcher. Think drowners or striggers will go easy on you because you haven't undergone the mutations? Though in your shoes I'd fear Vesimir more than any strigger. Disobeying Kid the Stranger: I wonder if they're gonna show like the undergoing of the mutations. The Lets Play Podcast: his instructions? Unwise. Well, yes, but that book was horribly dull. I know. And you know that's no excuse. I'm sorry. It won't happen again. Kid the Stranger: apologies not enough. better not. better not happen again. The Lets Play Podcast: Better not. Vesimir said if it does, he'll make you eat a bowl of slugs covered in salt. You Exactly. So you'd best behave. Come on, we'll practice with the others Kid the Stranger: Alright, I gotta lock up my son. He's actually pissing me off. So we'll be rot we'll be rolled back. The Lets Play Podcast: down below. Shall we run the walls? Kid the Stranger: all right, we'll leave it right here. I will be right back. Sorry about that folks. He could just be so damn needy in the morning. But of course let's run let's run some walls. I gotta learn how to play this fucking g I gotta learn how to play The Lets Play Podcast: Of course. It's a Witcher's school or an Elven bathhouse. Kid the Stranger: this game. The Lets Play Podcast: Beats you to the bottom. Maybe if you fall. Kid the Stranger: Alright, we're gonna chase her up through this the wall thing. And sh we are just climbing up. The Lets Play Podcast: They tell you about breathing through your mouth, in rhythm with your steps. Kid the Stranger: jeez, really This is pretty easy. My character's cooking The Lets Play Podcast: Siri, cut it out. Kid the Stranger: and I'm not even running. Is this another wall? How do I get down from here? Do I just jump? The Lets Play Podcast: I said you weren't allowed to do it. Kid the Stranger: it looks Gerald's cheating. I pretty much jumped like down like half the course already. We're just cooking. I I'll say these graphics are fucking gorgeous. Like just look at this. Holy fucking moly. It's just like the landscape here is gorgeous. Alright, let's get let's get over there to the checkpoint. Gerald told her to go see the old man. I'm assuming we got some other Witchers here. I don't think I've ever seen so many Witchers. The Lets Play Podcast: Anything to say for yourself, young lady? I'm very sorry, Uncle Vesimir. Young blood craves action, I understand that. But when you fight a beast, knowledge counts as much as your silver sword. At the very least, you ought to be able to tell a ghoul from an owl ghoul. By markings, like unto the Panthera tigress that in Zaracania dwells, and by the sickly paleness of its visage. Kid the Stranger: Well she's not wrong. The Lets Play Podcast: So you did read the chapter. Still, you should have asked But you were asleep, Uncle Vesimir. Kid the Stranger: don't weeze your way out of this. Could have said you did the exercise with the Vesemir. don't we your way out of this. The Lets Play Podcast: Don't try to weasel your way out of this. A witcher must know how to trick his opponent. You said so yourself. Might have. But don't use my words of wisdom on Vesimir, got it? That's playing with fire. Fine, we've talked enough. Geralt, you're with me, Lambert with Eskel, Siri with a dummy. Again? Stop groaning Kid the Stranger: Damn, she gets the dummy. The Lets Play Podcast: and grab a sword. Kid the Stranger: boy, where the hell are we going to? The Lets Play Podcast: What do you think? Should we start by reviewing the fundamentals or go right to free training? Kid the Stranger: I'm gonna learn the fundamentals because I don't remember how to play this game. begin combat training. The Lets Play Podcast: Should work on the basics. Even skilled masters need to hone the fundamentals, and Siri's barely a novice. Kid the Stranger: Yeah. Well, here we go. Just got my swords chilling out here in the daylight. The Lets Play Podcast: Draw your sword, Geralt! Kid the Stranger: Alright, you wield two different swords. Draw my sealed sword. Right click the right analog to all right. The Lets Play Podcast: Two, three. Kid the Stranger: Right. Alright, X for strong fast attack. Y for strong attack. The Lets Play Podcast: Strong strikes now. Give it all you got. Never lock your elbow when striking, young lady. Position Siri. Footwork. Kid the Stranger: Alright, seems easy enough. X and Y to attack. The Lets Play Podcast: Remember. Kid the Stranger: And bead for blocking. Whoa. to roll use choose a direction with the left analog and then press A. Okay. The Lets Play Podcast: Training Siri to Kid the Stranger: Easy. The Lets Play Podcast: parry. Siri how Gerald holds his sword? Come on, come closer. Like this stupid dummy. Pretend now, live later. Kid the Stranger: All right. Hold parry, I just hold on the r left trigger. The Lets Play Podcast: Repost! Strike! Counter-strike! Kid the Stranger: So I just hold it. This should be a very interesting game. I can't remember the last time I played a game like this. Kinda reminds me of like the old Assassin's Creed days. Why is that not working? I'm not very good at this parrying, I'll be honest. Do I just press it? okay. Instead of holding it down, you press it. there we go. The Lets Play Podcast: To bring the day to a close, we'll go over a few witches' signs. Let's start with when. Kid the Stranger: Quinn. Alright, so I just used cast. no, that is yeah, I have Quinn on. The Lets Play Podcast: What the blazes are youary? Quen is sometimes called the witcher's shield. Now watch carefully to see why. Last igne, Garrow. I want to see sparks fly. Kid the Stranger: Witcher's Shield, okay. wow. That's pretty sick. Ignit. All right, so ignit is fire. Oop. Ooh. I need to deselect. There we go. The Lets Play Podcast: Foolery, it's a king. If not for the Quen sign, you'd be a blame by now. All right, girls, come on! Kid the Stranger: Alright, interesting. arid sign, telekinetic blast. Ooh. That did not work. Alright, blast. I wonder if that'll work on like fucking arrows coming in if I could just blast them away. The Lets Play Podcast: Siri. Hard will knock any. Time for Axie. Damn it. I hate this feeling. Kid the Stranger: axe we Influences the mind. The Lets Play Podcast: So you can really muddle. Sure, Garrett. Kid the Stranger: And then you're the The Lets Play Podcast: See this, Siri? Couldn't move if I wanted to. Throw a bomb. Don't worry, Siri. Grand will dampen the blow. Kid the Stranger: Alright, I got throwing a grenade. The Lets Play Podcast: Mm-hmm. Kid the Stranger: wow, all right. Alright, I think we I think we got down the fundamentals of this. Alright, let's stand in the highlighted spot. Alright. I think we'll be able to fight people. okay. So you can hold down this and you can throw the grenades. Interesting. Very, very interesting. Which training dummy am I throwing at? this one over here. Throw a grenade at a training dummy. Easy peasy. Free trained. The combat is over. If you want to continue. Sheath sword. Alright, I think that's good. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The Lets Play Podcast: Enough! Continue training at will! I'm too old for this sh- Kid the Stranger: sheathed my sword. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Alright, I think I got the fundamentals here. All rotted in. Holy moly, she just knocked the guy's fucking helmet off on that dummy. Yeah, why don't you go grab it? The Lets Play Podcast: Whoa! You really showed him, kid. Siri, get down here. Kid the Stranger: Why do these two Witcher guys look like fucking bad guys? Like they're there's not gonna be good people. I really wish this fucking thing would stay focused. The Lets Play Podcast: A little she-devil. Soon as she's back, we'll set her to polishing all the swords at Care Moyne. Kid the Stranger: Like geez, Louise. I don't know if it's because of the lighting in here or what. The Lets Play Podcast: Find that helmet. Siri? I'll make sure to find every last blade for you. Kid the Stranger: And she's gonna get in trouble for real, never never wanting to train. man. Gerald's coming up to the train dummy. There's a bunch of blood The Lets Play Podcast: Yeah. Kid the Stranger: There's a bunch of blood on the or maybe there's a person underneath this dummy? Age. I'm having like some type of The Lets Play Podcast: Okay. Kid the Stranger: vision of some sorts. It's like starting to snow or ash. Holy fuck, there's like a ginormous fucking boat here. Who the hell is this? The Lets Play Podcast: And you, Whitewool. Kid the Stranger: my goodness. It's like a guy in skull armor. Holy shit. Well I think we just met the big bad. His fucking armor was sick as fuck though. Like a skull for like the helmet. Alrighty then, well let's fucking hopefully this story won't be too hard. I remember playing a little bit of The Witcher 2 and I just remember go fighting that first boss and that shit was intense, I'll tell ya that. So I think the farthest I've gotten in this game is killing the Griffin in the beginning of the game and that's about it. So I'd pretty much a blind playthrough. Tamrial Road to Bessima. You got Gerald and the old man sitting by a fire. The Lets Play Podcast: You alright? Had a nightmare. About Take forever to explain. Dawn, Kid the Stranger: We got nothing but time, buddy. The Lets Play Podcast: some way off. We've got time. Kid the Stranger: Exactly. A dreamt of care more. The Lets Play Podcast: Started in the guest room at Ker Moran. I was relaxing in a tub and next to me. Tris? Jennifer. Funny, isn't it? She's never been there. Seemed so real in my dream though. Was she nagging Kid the Stranger: I thought it was real life. The Lets Play Podcast: you about something? Mm-hmm. True to life, indeed. Kid the Stranger: Yeah, when isn't she nagging me, huh? Like The Lets Play Podcast: We'll find her. Kid the Stranger: I know anything. then we train with Siri. The Lets Play Podcast: In the dream, Owen found Siri. And then we trained. Those were the days. Little she-devil. I've trained Kid the Stranger: Yeah, I wonder where she's at now. The Lets Play Podcast: kids who were faster, stronger, but none had her character. Kid the Stranger: They're talking to her in like the pa in the past tens. The Lets Play Podcast: Didn't end well, did it? Your dream? No. A wild hunt appeared, attacked Siri. I couldn't move, stood there like a stump. Kid the Stranger: So that's who those guys in that armor, the wild hunt. The Lets Play Podcast: It was just a dream. Kid the Stranger: time to go. We got places to be. The Lets Play Podcast: Be dawning soon. Time to go. Kid the Stranger: there's some like type of warning thing on this tree. The Lets Play Podcast: Wait. Show me the letter from Yennever. Might have overlooked some hint in there. Didn't overlook anything. We were meant to meet in Willoughby. That's what she wrote. Meanwhile, one army or another burned the village to the ground. All we can do is follow her trail, so. Stop talking for a minute and give me the letter. Well. How about that? It does smell of lilac and gooseberries. You were gonna read it, not sniff it. We must meet soon. Will it be near Vizima? Hmm. Kid the Stranger: That's hilarious. You're gonna read it, not sniff it. The Lets Play Podcast: Nothing else to guide us there. What's this postscript? I still have the unicorn? Kid the Stranger: that's private. The Lets Play Podcast: That's private. Very private. Aha. Kid the Stranger: One of the options was we used it in bed. The Lets Play Podcast: I understand. At least I Kid the Stranger: What the hell? The Lets Play Podcast: think I do. Maybe not entirely, but perhaps that's for the best. Back on topic. How's it look? How far behind Yennefer are we? Two or three days. Trail's fresh. And it looks like it leads towards the main road. Could be muddled there. Kid the Stranger: Alright, well let's go fucking find her ass. Let's go. Horses like hurry up. Jesus. We got ghouls. The Lets Play Podcast: Wait, hear that? Smell it. Ghouls. Come on, Kid the Stranger: Alrighty then. Whoa, what's going on with my controller? Alright, there we go. man, we're already fighting and it's not going well. I can't lock on to the fucking characters. There we go. Now we are in. Alright, one ghoul dead. I have a feeling that the combat in this game is gonna be the death of me. Whoa. Ignite hoo yeah we sliced that ghoul's head off. Alright, adrenaline points strike striking opposite opponents generates adrenaline points. Okay. Hailborne pedals, pick those up. The Lets Play Podcast: Of course, when armies pass, necrophages follow. Let's go before any more show up. Kid the Stranger: I can call the call my horse Roach. What a name. Alright, I'm a big looter, so we gotta loot this venom poise venom extract and ghoul blood. But we gotta get the rest of the bodies, unfortunately. Monster tooth, we got three of Some more ghoul blood venom. Ooh, this We just looted this tree and it had a bunch of money in it. I mean, a couple like doubloons, nothing crazy. And let's get on rush. The Lets Play Podcast: Ever tell you about this sorcerer I knew? Couldn't stop talking about how useful they are as creatures. Because you can brew potions from their blood? No. Because by eating rotting corpses they prevent epidemics. Hmm. Did he know they eat the living as well? No. Really upset him too. His theory collapsed. Kid the Stranger: The fucking graphics in this remastered, I don't know what it looked like before, but wow. Like look at this fucking fucking sunset or sunrise. Like the orange, like Jesus. This view alone is gorgeous. Like good god. Sky's gorgeous. Clouds are amazing. Is there a way for me to put my sword away? There we go. The Lets Play Podcast: Whoa there, Roach. Kid the Stranger: Alright, we're heading into town. We're on the crossroads. Heading into town. Let's go. Follow Vesemir. Yeah, but I'm hoping to you know, between Boulders Gate and playing some of the Witcher, I think this'll be a good little spurt until some new RPGs come along. man, we got some dead guys here. The Lets Play Podcast: It's not exactly going our way. We have a side. The Northern Realms. Radovid's realms, don't you mean? Tameria and Edin are no more. Radovid's pledge to restore the old borders as soon as he wins the war. Believe Kid the Stranger: Lotta dead people here. The Lets Play Podcast: that? Gotta believe something. That's what keeps us going. Kid the Stranger: Town is completely destroyed. The Lets Play Podcast: Enough. Kid the Stranger: All these people are crying too. It's very sad. It's gotta be very sad to live in a time when there's no insurance, you know? Ooh, just someone's fucking choking over there. The Lets Play Podcast: We growing. Kid the Stranger: Sometime later. man. I mean there's like a cart in the road. man, there's like some sort of bear of some sorts or Maybe this is a griffin? yeah, I think it's a griffin. Wow. Truly just eating this fucking horse. Geralt tried to swing at him but missed. Or maybe he didn't because he's bleeding a little bit. Yesemir just got fucked up by it. Hope he's coming back. The griffin's taking the horse and leaving. Wow, I thought we were gonna fight that fucker already. I like, I don't got nothing. Yesmir's bleeding though. Just like c caught like a cut on his fucking shoulder of some sorts. The Lets Play Podcast: Have to go now. Yeah. Come out. Kid the Stranger: Who the hell is this dude? He's got like a fucking shitty ass haircut. The Lets Play Podcast: Gods, that was close. I was sure I'd end up like my mare. Provided you got lucky. Your horse died quickly, but griffins like to toy with their prey. Beat it alive, piece by piece. Kid the Stranger: Jesus. What a horrible way to die. The Lets Play Podcast: You'd like a reward, I suppose. Kid the Stranger: you don't owe us a thing, we could use a few coppers. I'll say you don't owe us nothing. Just this one time, we'll do something for free. The Lets Play Podcast: You don't owe us anything. You were in need. We helped. And they call witches heartless. Say they won't lift a finger without pay. They also say mice are born of rotting straw. Back to the trail. Like I said, leads to the main road and ends there, muddled. You seek someone. Kid the Stranger: what's yeah, let's see if we can get some information out of this guy since he helped us. Yeah, woman. The Lets Play Podcast: Yes, a woman. Medium height, long black hair. Seen anyone like that? No. But Kid the Stranger: But what The Lets Play Podcast: there's an inn here in White Orchard. Sole one around. Gets its share of travelers. Perhaps you'll learn something there. Besides, the innkeep's Kid the Stranger: Yeah, maybe you maybe that's the way to go. The Lets Play Podcast: my cousin. Tell her Bram sent you. She'll treat you like family. Not a bad idea. Especially since that wound needs cleaning. beast barely grazed me. Kid the Stranger: It looks like we're already off to the tavern. It's been the first thing in the morning, we're already off to bed. The Lets Play Podcast: But sure, could use a good rye, nice and cool, you know, straight from a cellar. Let's go. Kid the Stranger: This guy wants to get drunk. Come on, Roach. Let's go to the tavern The Lets Play Podcast: Let's go. Kid the Stranger: in White Orchard. went on a road hold A without steering to automatically follow the path. wow. That I love. That is nice. Just like kinda like a auto fast travel. The Lets Play Podcast: So, a griffin this close to the village? Strange. My thoughts exactly. In the forest of the mountains, sure, but here? Near the main road. Maybe it's the war. Corpses everywhere, the stench of blood, burnt flesh. Drives monsters crazy sometimes. Men too. We need to watch ourselves in White Orchard. And we should leave as soon as we learn anything. Kid the Stranger: I would love to live somewhere like this in real life. Just like off the fucking river, like O'Sun Bridge, populated area. You're approaching a village, thiefing theft or attacking others will draw the attention of the guard notice boards and your settlements marked with looks like a piece of paper on the map. Have contracts or scrolls. Okay. We're alright, we're heading in. Oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop. Let's dismount. Go into this tavern. Alright, we are popping up to the tavern, just putting the horses in the damn saddle. I mean, stable. Alright, we got a a waitress bringing three giant cups of beer our way. Ooh. Some guy almost spilled under her. What a jackass. we got some guys harassing the fucking barkeep. The Lets Play Podcast: Take that down before there's trouble. That is your coat of arms, the Timerian lilies. They've a right to hang there. This ain't Tamaria no more, old man. It's Lilfcard now. Kid the Stranger: boy. The Lets Play Podcast: See this? Kid the Stranger: This old man's gonna fucking die, did this fucking dude, unfortunately? What is Nifgard? we got two Witchers walking into a bar. Honestly it's probably the worst thing The Lets Play Podcast: Witches. Kid the Stranger: anything w anyone wants to see. The Lets Play Podcast: Drink with Weaver Lost Freaks. Kid the Stranger: Well then fucking get out of the bar. These guys are cruising for a fucking bruisin. The Lets Play Podcast: Your pardon for those thugs. No need. We're used to it. Folk are jumpy round here. Armies just passed through. Now a griffin's prowling about. Mm-hmm. Already had the pleasure. Ran into your kinsman Bram. Bram? How is he? Alive. Kid the Stranger: I almost died. The Lets Play Podcast: Sends his regards. Master witches. Food and drink on the house. What can I get you? Kid the Stranger: Wow, look at that. wow, looking for a woman. I thought I thought that was like a prostitute option. Holy shit, that scared the fuck out of me. I was like, God damn. So this is for the shop. yeah, we're looking for a woman. The Lets Play Podcast: For a woman, raven haired, violet eyes, dresses in black and white, riding in from Willoughby. And strange as it sounds, Violet and gooseberries might have smelt that. I've not seen nor smelt such a lady. Believe I'd remember. Yeah, especially hard to forget this one. Plenty of travelers about though, Kid the Stranger: Yeah, unfortunately. The Lets Play Podcast: folk from all over. Might be worth your while to ask after her. Kid the Stranger: Y'all ask some people end the conversation. Okay. what's show me what you got. The Lets Play Podcast: Show me what you got behind the counter. Kid the Stranger: Whoa. see if there's anything we could sell here. Roasted chicken, quest items, alchemy craft. And then potions. Alright, a whole lot of nothing really. Can what's this? A Gwent card. I don't think I'm gonna be playing any Gwent this go around. Alright. Let's get out of here. Thanks for everything. The Lets Play Podcast: Thanks for everything. Kid the Stranger: Alright, let's go see if we can't ask some of these fuckers if they know where Inifer is, and if not, we'll beat their fucking ass. The Lets Play Podcast: Would you be of a mind to kill the griffin? Beast's a scourge on our land. Only killed livestock Kid the Stranger: For payment. The Lets Play Podcast: at first, but it's got a taste for human flesh of late. We're afraid to set foot outdoors. If someone will pay us, won't say no. Kid the Stranger: I mean, you know, it's probably as a witcher, you know, you would wanna do like all these good things for everybody, but I just assume everyone treats you like shit and they just expect you to do everything. The Lets Play Podcast: Help you bandage that up. Please. I'm not decrepit yet. Then I'll ask about Yennefer. Mm-hmm. Just remember, we'd rather not draw any attention. You hear? Black One's been out Kid the Stranger: Yeah, hopefully these fuckers don't try to fight me though, because they will die. The Lets Play Podcast: measuring the fields. Letin measure. Better that than burning the harvest. Drommel. Drommel. I'm looking for someone. Kid the Stranger: Alright, let's go talk to these fuckers. Talk to a couple peasants sitting on The Lets Play Podcast: And we seek some peace and quiet. Out of my face, freak. For your breath sours my beer. Kid the Stranger: Damn. Alright, option marked with will allow you use the will allow you s whoa. Options marked with the triangle will make use of the axis sign to influence mines. all right, I just wanted to talk. Let's not use magic on these guys quite yet. The Lets Play Podcast: Just wanna talk. You deaf stray. No one here will talk to you. If it's company you seek, stick that mangy snout of yours in a trough with the pigs. Show that shit eater, Micah. Kid the Stranger: Jesus. right, we're gonna use a spell. Answer me now. The Lets Play Podcast: Raven-haired woman dressed in black and white. Seen her? Kid the Stranger: I got XP from that. The Lets Play Podcast: Talk. Folks say the lady rode through the village a few days back. Galloping so fast she knocked Radabor into a ditch. Which way did she go? Dunno. Lots of tracks leading off the main road. Could have gone anywhere. Boy, people! The freak's taken Micah's mind! Uh-huh. And I'll take your tongue if you don't shut up. Kid the Stranger: shit. These fucking pussy ass villagers. I'll tell you that. Listen man, I'm just taking I'm just taking control of your mind just a little bit. Just a tiny bit. It'll be okay. Let's talk let's talk to these fuckers. Ooh, they're The Lets Play Podcast: Four factions. For what? Faction Kid the Stranger: playing Gwent. The Lets Play Podcast: What a waste of time. The Earth shall revolve around the sun before you comprehend these rules. Kid the Stranger: Exactly. Exactly. The Lets Play Podcast: Got a minute? Why not? Aldert Giet, assistant professor in contemporary history at Oxenfurt Academy. Kid the Stranger: The fuck was that noise? The Lets Play Podcast: Geralt of Rivia, Witcher, with tenure. I'm looking for a woman. Long hair, dressed in black and white. Seen anyone like that? Of course not! Unlike the populace, I know the horsewoman of war is pure poppycock. Kid the Stranger: Horse women of war, what do you mean? yeah, what what do you mean by that? The Lets Play Podcast: Horsewoman of war. What's that about? Folks say an omen. A beautiful phantom rides the fields at night, looks as you described her. Armies follow her, and all who cross her path meet with misfortune. I can vouch for the last Kid the Stranger: It does seem like a bad omen. The Lets Play Podcast: bit. Know where they saw her? No, facts interest me, not fairy tales. Kid the Stranger: Alright, well farewell then. The Lets Play Podcast: Gotta go so long. A moment, Witcher. You strike me as a man of the world. Are you familiar with Gwent? No, and I don't have time to learn. But the rules are quite simple. Come, let's play. Kid the Stranger: Wasn't he just bitching about how there was too many fucking rules? No thank you. We gotta f we gotta find Jennifer. The Lets Play Podcast: No thanks. Got some other things on my mind. Shame. I'd ask the locals, but since they can't count to ten, the rules are a complete mystery. well, I'm here if you change your mind. Kid the Stranger: Not being able to count to ten would be a very interesting life. I'll tell you that. All right, we got one guy left to talk to in here. The Lets Play Podcast: for a woman. like everyone. Not like everyone. And not just any woman. Mine smells of lilac and gooseberries, dresses in black and white. Two schnapsies. It'll lift your spirits. Kid the Stranger: Fine, I'll have a drink, fuck it. No I'm not in the mood or let's get to the point. Fine, let's have a drink. The Lets Play Podcast: Fine, I'll have a drink. Can we cut to the chase? You seen her or not? Yennefer O'Vengerberg. Kid the Stranger: Well he's looking r he knows exactly where I'm who I'm looking for. Yes, sir. That is exactly who we're looking for. The Lets Play Podcast: Never mentioned her name. Yet you described her perfectly. And once I hear something, I never forget. Can't help it. Kid the Stranger: how do you know Yen? The Lets Play Podcast: You know Yennefer. What a question. Master Dandelion's ballad, of course. The only way a humble merchant might hope to rub up against greatness. Unless, that is, he's as lucky as I am. And runs into a very patient witcher. It's a Geralt of Rivier himself. The butcher of Blavikan. Kid the Stranger: So where the fuck is she? The Lets Play Podcast: Deepest apologies, but I must ask, is this about love? Kid the Stranger: None of your business. Of course it's about love. None of your business. The Lets Play Podcast: None of your business. Yes. As a vagrant, I deserve no explanation. What do you know? Tell me. Before you appeared, it never occurred to me that might have been Yennefer. Who would have thought? Get to the point. An Illfgardian scout Kid the Stranger: What is this guy's got us? The Lets Play Podcast: from the local garrison saw her. Where? At their camp. Kid the Stranger: God. The Lets Play Podcast: She rode in there. Dark of night. Black and white. Gooseberries and Yes, I know. Had a terse exchange with a garrison commander and raced off. Where to? Kid the Stranger: jeez. The Lets Play Podcast: I'm not omniscient. Ask at the garrison. Thanks. Kid the Stranger: Alright, well looks like we're off to the garrison then to go find out where the fuck she is. The Lets Play Podcast: We men of the road must stick together. Perhaps one day I'll be in trouble, and you'll be nearby to help. Kid the Stranger: Yeah possibly. Very quite quite possibly. Alright, let's get the fuck out of here. we're leaving and there's some fuck jeez, it's the fucking The Lets Play Podcast: drinking. Kid the Stranger: It's these fuckers over here. The Lets Play Podcast: Want your kind here. Kid the Stranger: Alright, well it looks like these fuckers are gonna die. the poor barmaid woman is she's a little scared. Three against one. My you are brave. The Lets Play Podcast: Better round up someone else to help. Three of you don't stand a chance against me. Well, I could fuck you up by myself. If I had a bag over my head and my hands tied behind. Actually, no, not even then. Che, Lesh, back off. I'll teach this vagrant a lesson. Man on freak. Kid the Stranger: Alrighty then. Woods lock on. shit. Thank God I was able to block that. I rolled out of the way, going for a couple punches. The Lets Play Podcast: DOOO! Kid the Stranger: man, strong hits. That guy went down. Whew. Alright, we're rolling over. We're gonna Ooh, he he hit me. All right, what's head with the one with the parry? Fast attack. Alright now it's one v one. Roach is going crazy and everyone in the fucking village is screaming. The Lets Play Podcast: So. Kid the Stranger: All right, received three hundred and fifty XP. She's a Louise lady, quit fucking screamin'. Alright, on the roachin, get the fuck out of here. The Lets Play Podcast: Go. Kid the Stranger: Game save the game autosaves at a key moments. Hopefully that was one of Alright. Everyone here is just a fucking asshole. The Lets Play Podcast: It's Durban now. D-E-R-V-A-N. Not Kid the Stranger: Alright, I see one little quest thing over here and then we'll get we'll end the episode. But yeah guys, so we are gonna be posting every Monday and Wednesday, Baldur's Gate 3, and then every Friday we're gonna be posting a little bit of The Witcher. Until The Lets Play Podcast: I know it's what my hand is. Kid the Stranger: some new games come out or I feel like playing something different. But I mean I think Baldur's Gate 3 is gonna take us pretty much all the way to August. And probably sit with this, so The Lets Play Podcast: Who told you that? Chetty! Now listen careful. You're never to sing that rhyme again. Never. And you're not to play with Chetty, no more. Kid the Stranger: What's see what this is? there's six of them on here. Imperial edict number. we'll take that. Nilfguard lessons, we'll take that. Looking to borrow a plow, we'll take that one. Wanted, a deserter, brother missing, contract, devil by the well. And I think just like that we have we have six The Lets Play Podcast: Chetty's my best mate! Chetty's a little. Kid the Stranger: Six of fucking quests now. Let's see here. We're just going in our inventory. Let's see if we can't find quests. quest list, okay. Secondary Witcher Contracts. Okay, so we have well like a gooseberries, visited action and then Devil by the Well. Alright. The Lets Play Podcast: Yeah. Kid the Stranger: Character, those are our skills, meditation. Let's look at alchemy, blue mutation, green mutation, alcohol, bombs. Interesting. Oils and potions. Alright, so we should definitely start collecting a bunch of stuff. But yeah. Griffin Ghouls. The Lets Play Podcast: The bark of the tree again and you'll regret it. Freak. Kid the Stranger: Let's get the fuck away from these people so I can do my outro and get the hell out of here. I I do gotta say these graphics are fucking insane. Truly gorgeous. Truly, truly gorgeous. Alright guys. Well, this is the Let's Play podcast, The Lets Play Podcast: Goodman's boy and I was a merchant who travelled to Northguard once. this strange Kid the Stranger: and We'll hear from you guys. till next time. See you later. The Lets Play Podcast: Things they don't leave you separate odds, but all in one big ass, like ants in an ant hill.