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#107 School Gremlins, Free Kids Meals And Push Presents · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: All of you do look like the kind of guy
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  Speaker 1: who'd been too trains.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, I prefer a train over a bust, just because
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  Speaker 2: it's more smooth.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever gone plane spotting?
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  Speaker 2: We used to walk to the end of the runway
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  Speaker 2: at the Gold Coast Airport because it was quite close
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  Speaker 2: the fence. And he's going to sound pathetic. We used
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  Speaker 2: to take people there when they come and visit. That
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  Speaker 2: was like their attraction. What kind of people, just people
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  Speaker 2: that would stay with us. But we were like, you
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  Speaker 2: should see this come down and shoot up the big
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  Speaker 2: flying birds.
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  Speaker 3: I take people there's a big burden, the scar and
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  Speaker 3: it flies over you.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Two Dating Dads. I am Maddie j
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  Speaker 1: Pen I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting.
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  Speaker 4: It is the good, it is the bad, and the
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  Speaker 4: rear later.
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  Speaker 1: Ball and if you've can't wanting any type of advice,
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  Speaker 1: stop right now. Thank you very much. Sung in a while,
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  Speaker 1: we have not sung. We need to do more singing.
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  Speaker 4: We do right right right? Write that down.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: I need to pull you up on something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wait.
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  Speaker 1: You beat me home to my house where we are
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  Speaker 1: currently recording. And I was shocked at what I saw
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  Speaker 1: on the street, so it can't parked just in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the road.
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  Speaker 4: It's not mine. Have you seen your car?
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  Speaker 1: Is it right than another street? Is it we're going
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  Speaker 1: to I'm got to take a photo. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: post it on the Facebook's not that bad.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 2: I'm it's the person next to me. Have you seen
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  Speaker 2: how far across they are?
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  Speaker 4: People?
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  Speaker 1: People weren't sure they thought you were like in the car.
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  Speaker 1: A guy was like stopped, he didn't know which way
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  Speaker 1: to go. Your car is like just parked across a
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  Speaker 1: whole lane, just there in the street, ambulance And it's
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  Speaker 1: not even it's not even backed up.
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: I do things out of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's literally just in the middle of I really hope
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  Speaker 2: someone just fucking cleans it up. That's the plan. But honestly,
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  Speaker 2: I thought that I thought it was playing on.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't see.
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  Speaker 2: The person next to me is quite far over, so
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  Speaker 2: it's their fault. I nearly couldn't get out of the door.
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  Speaker 4: You're better than that. I'm not well. I'm really you
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  Speaker 4: live very fresh, very fresh. I mean the pendulum swings.
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  Speaker 4: You know that with me?
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  Speaker 1: What era are we in now?
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  Speaker 4: Balance error?
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  Speaker 2: We spoke about it last week, and I am continuing
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  Speaker 2: with balance where I'm not drinking as much during the
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  Speaker 2: week okay, and I'm exercising much more to keep myself distracted.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know how they give mice cocaine, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and then imagine weaning one of those mice off cocaine.
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  Speaker 2: But cocaine's the beer for the record, for the records.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just keep him distracted, keep him on a wheel.
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  Speaker 4: How are you feeling, I'm all right, okay, I'm not
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  Speaker 4: sleep very well. Go on, I don't know. I get
• 3:02
  Speaker 4: like you laughed at me last time when I said
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  Speaker 4: this restless legs syndrome. Yes, it's really really ramped up.
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  Speaker 1: You know what will make you feel better? I have
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  Speaker 1: some very exciting years.
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  Speaker 2: Before you go into that news before, I just want
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  Speaker 2: to wish Macy a very happy birthday. He forgot Sometimes
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: we forget about Macie.
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  Speaker 4: She's so quiet. She's like, hey, I'm down here, I've
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  Speaker 4: forgotten something and she's just like outside the car still,
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  Speaker 4: So happy birthday to MACI can we just confirm because
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  Speaker 4: people are wanting to know the answer to one question,
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  Speaker 4: and one question only, have you thrown a birthday party
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  Speaker 4: for the one and only Macy. No, we had like
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  Speaker 4: a gathering. That's a party. It wasn't a party. That's
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  Speaker 4: a party.
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  Speaker 2: No, it was a gathering because April and Macy are
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  Speaker 2: a weak apart in birthdays different years.
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  Speaker 4: And did you have a birthday cake? Damn it, Yes,
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  Speaker 4: that's a birthday party. Didn't cost me anything, that's that's
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  Speaker 4: a wind. Yeah, we had like a little gathering, but
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  Speaker 4: not like Antler, not like the hurrah that was Oscars.
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  Speaker 1: You've become a fledged fucking dad birthday parties and all
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: stop fighting it. You're one of us now.
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  Speaker 4: It's not happening anymore one of us.
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  Speaker 1: It's over the old Actually dependulum swinging. It's swinging now
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  Speaker 1: in favor of you being an amazing dad. Don't try
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  Speaker 1: and fight it. Just embrace it.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I'll embrace it. Let me know next year
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  Speaker 2: when we have her. But you know what, Christmas is canceled?
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  Speaker 1: Also, I must have I must have missed my invitation
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  Speaker 1: to the gathering because I must have not checked my
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  Speaker 1: phone because I didn't see anything coming through.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't even know it was happening two the day before.
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  Speaker 4: And there's no I know what you are like. I
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  Speaker 4: didn't want to add some extra. What am I like?
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  Speaker 1: Then?
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  Speaker 4: If you know what I'm like, well.
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  Speaker 2: Go on, I think throwing something at you last minute,
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  Speaker 2: an hour away, throw away bro, I'll catch anything, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: all right, next time I'll be like, hey, bro, this afternoon,
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  Speaker 2: if you can make it over to mon Vale all
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  Speaker 2: the way from North Bonde, pack your kids up into
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  Speaker 2: the car, and Ellie because she's definitely invited. Okay, so
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: you don't see earlier there nodding, Then we'll do it
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  Speaker 2: that terrible do it. That's a terrible joke. Sorry, I
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  Speaker 2: was trying to make you feel I did lose Eli for.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of hours. I was wondering she was.
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  Speaker 2: Look, it was more of impromptu afternoon. And then someone
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  Speaker 2: bring a cake, and then the whole pub stopped and
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  Speaker 2: sang for Mazie. And then there were presents. They're gift bags.
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: But you ain't about it, No.
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  Speaker 4: I'm kidding, fucking work me up like that.
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: Also, someone's wedding anniversary. I'm not sure if you know that.
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  Speaker 1: Well I do now, but I didn't. I didn't in
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  Speaker 1: the lead up too.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't. I've missed it somehow. It's only two years,
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just a busy period right now. Ash, in hindsight,
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  Speaker 1: getting married in November was the worst month to get
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  Speaker 1: married because it's just so freaking busy, Like it's just
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  Speaker 1: it's awful. It's awful. I got one of my plate Ash.
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  Speaker 2: I think you know someone who's more of a veteran
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, coming up to eight years next year.
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  Speaker 4: And what advice have you got for me? Just don't
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  Speaker 4: forget it. Bro.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: In my defense, I forgot.
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  Speaker 4: Laura forgot.
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  Speaker 1: We were at a birthday party and someone who was
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  Speaker 1: at the birthday party was also at our wedding and
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  Speaker 1: they actually said, Oh my gosh, it's your wedding anniversary
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  Speaker 1: coming up.
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  Speaker 4: And we were like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: We forgot to this year. We were in BALI must
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: be nice. It was the day after and April I
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: were kid free for a little while.
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  Speaker 4: What's your date of the wedding? The sixth of October.
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  Speaker 1: That's a tricky date. That's a hard day to remember.
• 6:29
  Speaker 4: And is it the sixth of October? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yes, it is.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, And it was the seventh of October and a
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  Speaker 4: friend that we were with came up to us and we
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  Speaker 4: were sitting in the lobby of the hotel he goes, hey,
• 6:45
  Speaker 4: I forgot to wish you a happy anniversary yesterday. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: and we're like, should we all of us have sex now?
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  Speaker 4: It was that.
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  Speaker 1: Weird moment where Laura and I we both were in
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  Speaker 1: the situation going we have forgotten, Like are you called
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: doing nothing? I'm called doing nothing? But then we have
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  Speaker 1: to keep saying, like you're not secretly planning something, right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not kind.
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  Speaker 4: Of disappointed when no one to see really planned anything.
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  Speaker 1: I had the president under the house, and when did
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  Speaker 1: you let him out? It was Yeah, it was a
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  Speaker 1: quiet anniversary. We'll celebrate it next two years. It's not
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  Speaker 1: even worthy of a celebration.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to laugh at that.
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  Speaker 2: That is such like an old person sentence to say, what,
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  Speaker 2: we'll celebrate it next year. There's like something my grandmother
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  Speaker 2: would say if we forgot her birthday.
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  Speaker 4: She'd like, celebrate it next year when I'm dead. Oh shit,
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  Speaker 4: we need to make more of an.
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  Speaker 2: Effort everyone does. I think, just look, you're busy, you
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  Speaker 2: do what you can.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for understanding.
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  Speaker 4: You get to no. Well, I'll have a quick word
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  Speaker 4: to her. I recall after this I ended up.
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  Speaker 1: I had we had didn't you let's let's move on.
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  Speaker 1: I okay, this exciting news. Ash, this will make you
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  Speaker 1: feel a lot better because I have something to show you,
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: something that I've been working on. We've we've spoken about
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  Speaker 1: the fact that we need merch right. The podcast needs it.
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  Speaker 1: Every podcast needs to have this. It's like the full
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: stop at the end of the sentence. We've not had
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  Speaker 1: it for a while.
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  Speaker 4: Now you're doing this behind my back.
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  Speaker 1: The wait is over.
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  Speaker 2: It was like when I sponsored that football team. Behind
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  Speaker 2: your back, I've.
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  Speaker 1: Done the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Who just wants to well, oh you had didn't know
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  Speaker 2: you've got No, I'm just looking at I just I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking at hats that say you must be not Matthew.
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  Speaker 4: What you didn't I did? Ah? How do I let
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  Speaker 4: you down? It must be nice? How do I let
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  Speaker 4: you down? It must have been?
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  Speaker 1: These are looking good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, don't get me wrong, they look great. However, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if you've seen the Facebook post of how
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  Speaker 2: much and Andy did the same thing?
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  Speaker 1: No, there's was no, no, no, there's was lost touch with
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  Speaker 1: a common man.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. They've got must be nice hats? How
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  Speaker 4: similar are the hats identical to the point they could
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  Speaker 4: sue it. How many did you order these five hundred?
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  Speaker 4: What is it really similar? It's identical.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let's look it up.
• 9:35
  Speaker 4: Look it up, look it up. Look, let's get that
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  Speaker 4: producer to bring that up for us.
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  Speaker 1: Although big point of difference. We have a full stop
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  Speaker 1: at the end of ours.
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  Speaker 2: Right, play on, I play on, I say, I think
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  Speaker 2: we're good.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if we are. I really like it.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the same funt everything.
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  Speaker 4: Well, hang on, there's a difference.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: Well, there's this curve curve, there's this curved and ours
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  Speaker 1: is a full stop.
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: What we should have done is should have done the
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  Speaker 4: Star Wars Wars version, and it could be the Yoda one.
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  Speaker 4: Nice must be, nice, must be, nice, must be. But look, fuck,
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  Speaker 4: you've how many five hundred?
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna have to shut the podcast down because that's
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  Speaker 2: the whole merch budget. Now, what are we gonna do
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: with them? Well, we might be able to sell them.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm gonna do.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: I'm going to wear mine for the rest of the podcast.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: As you can't do that or we get in trouble,
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: please wear away.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like Hamish Nandy that big of
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: a podcast. Surely they don't have a strong legal team
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: behind and.
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: They come after us. It's all good things for us, I.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: Think, Yeah, we actually we need to have some type
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: of like, we need some conflict.
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we want a battle.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you're going to fight someone, go after
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: the big dog Hamish Nandy come for us.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So we're bringing out a new one then
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: that says nice, must be.
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  Speaker 4: Nice? Comma nice be.
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  Speaker 1: I do want to put my hand up and say,
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: my bad.
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: Who else is gonna put their hands up? No, you
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: know what, it's not your fault. That's our producer's fault
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: that she didn't double check that. Jessica.
• 11:24
  Speaker 4: Shame shame, that's shame on you. That's a written morning.
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: Shame on you.
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  Speaker 2: We'll make it work, maybe if we changed it to
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  Speaker 2: must be nice. Matt Okay, right, well, it feels quite
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: nice on the top of my head.
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  Speaker 4: Well, back to the drawing board we go.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's a nice try. I like the thought behind it.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: But you've opened up to a potential lawsuit, which you
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: know what. Bring it on, Matthew. Yes, we spoke last week.
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: You had Marley's orientation. I believe you had another one today.
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  Speaker 2: Next week next week and you had an information session
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  Speaker 2: not that long ago. Well we've had our information session
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: finally your first one.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, So we did we did it differently. We
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  Speaker 4: did like a school tour. Then we did oscar like
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: a handover with a buddy or whatever. Nice, and then
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: we did one the other day that was a handover,
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  Speaker 4: but we stayed in the library. The kids were in class,
• 12:26
  Speaker 4: and they gave the informations by the kids were in.
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  Speaker 1: Class, which is a great way to do it. Two
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: birds with one stone. I like it, continue, I like it.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: No one told me how boring this thing was going
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  Speaker 1: to be. Fuck, it was boring. This is your child's education,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: this is their future.
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  Speaker 4: I started to act out like I was at school again.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: April sat in front of me, and I was with
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  Speaker 2: a mate because that all our kids going together. And
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: I was just like poking, poking a under the arm
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: or she would like murmur to one of the girls.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: Next t I was like, you're listening, like just little
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: things like that. I wanted to play the penis game,
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: but no one else wanted to play with me. You're
• 12:59
  Speaker 4: fucking terrible. Also, the PA didn't work. That would have
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: just lost your straight off straight away. I said, can
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: you hear what are we talking about? Then they went
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: on for fifteen twenty minutes. They shouldn't sleds to school
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: too much because I've my kids about to go there
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: for six years. But they there was like a big
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: change in like New South Wales teaching curriculum about job
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: share and whatever, which I think job share is great
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: for the record.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: What is job share?
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: So like a teacher because of the lack of.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: Teachers there are out there, right, there's job share now,
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: so a mum can be a teacher for two days
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: a week and there's another teacher who also teaches that
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: class for the other three days of the week paid.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: It's like a part time teacher. Oh okay, so like
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: your kids have two teachers?
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  Speaker 4: Of course? Was it a recruitment drive? No, no, no,
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: they wanted they have to pass on the information because
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: it's legislation that in schools.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Now it's it's essentially across the board. They're allowed to
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: offer it to potential teachers. Love that before, like the
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: school that he's going to already implemented that because they're
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: allowed to do it individually. But now it's like across
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: the board. You're elite you're illegally allowed to. I could
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: have that wrong. Once again.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: If you are a parent with a child entering into
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: the school system, do not use this way.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: And I look and honestly I cannot concentrate. Yeah, at
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: all it is. It's obviously I care where my child goes.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: But at the same time, the school, it's in our catchment.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: That's why we picked it. We know it's a goodish school.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Like it's KINDI as well, Like I don't I don't
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: know how critical is it? Yeah, Like if it's bad,
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  Speaker 1: I'll figure that out when I drop them off and
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: I start finding out that it's bad, I don't know.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, like I'm not good with information. Don't
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: give me any information, give me visuals. How come you
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: just didn't if it was a puppet show?
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it was hard work two hours. That's come
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: on on a plastic seat.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: How's your back fucked?
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And look love the school. I went there as a kid,
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: so not the school's great. I already know it's great.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: I looked over at April and I said, this is
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: really a one parent job, totally. You don't need me
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: here for this. But then they were like, we're going
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: to give you all of this information in a pack.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Just give me the fucking pack and give you went
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: two hours back.
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  Speaker 4: Look, it was necessary information.
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  Speaker 2: I get it. Okay, I get it. They've got to
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: do it, and but it was so boring. I look
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: over and a dad another dad has nodded off and
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: I'm talking swaying.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: He was like, I don't know if we can post
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: a video because I can't. I saw the video and
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: it was like someone was hit with a tranquil eye.
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  Speaker 4: I can't because.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to go to school with my kids, going
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: to find out he could be dangerous.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: But he was sitting on the edge of a desk like, yeah,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: he was fully upright. It wasn't like in the back
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  Speaker 1: corner did no one tap him on the shoulder and say, hey, dude, you.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Gotta I was jealous. I was like, how you do that?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Good effort for honestly, And then afterwards, fucking that guy
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: was full of energy.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: He was running up and down and then I it
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: finished up and all the parents congregated out in front
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: of the library, and you know me, I don't really
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: like a lot of people, you know, like I get
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: a trip overwhelmed very much, so I got really overwhelmed,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I just said to Ape, I'm like, hey,
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to go and sit over there. I
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: think I tried to call you to try just focus
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: on one person.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Thanks for answering, by the way, sorry.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: And I was like, Okay, well, I need to just
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: distract myself because I was feeling a little bit overwhelmed.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: With all like the interaction.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: And then I'm sitting there and all of a sudden,
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: the bell goes and within ten seconds I'm surrounded by
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: fucking kids.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: So I was like and.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Then I came back, and no one else knew except
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: for April, that I needed to just get away from
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: the situation. And my mates that were there were just like,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I just look over and you're fucking sick with a
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: bunch of kids.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: So anyway, do you.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Think you'll be the type of parent who donates their
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: time to the cafeteria?
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: They Actually there's a guy who works in the cafeteria
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: who's got kids that go to the school there.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: He's a cool dude. I liked him. He was not
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: probably because he was talking about food, because they do
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: make it sound very enticing. They were like, the kids
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: love it.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: When they come to up their lunch and they seem
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: the more dad in the cafeteria, and I was like really,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, hanging a second, You're just trying to
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: fucking bait me for that.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Oscar and seeing me, he be like.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: That, Yeah, we had an orientation this morning for high school.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: She just skipping it all together.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Will do You've got a There are people who, at
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: the age of one and two are already enrolled at
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: high school.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Is that why when you came in after me? You
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: waited till I wasn't looking at what you were wearing,
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: and then you ran up the stairs and I looked
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: up and you were in a nice collared shirt tucked in.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was looking respectable. They were screening us already.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Fuck, are you serious? That is unbelievable.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: You have to enroll them before grade three to be
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: in with a chance to be considered for a particular
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: school for Yeah. I won't say the name of the school,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: but you have to there. There were people there in
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: the orientation. One of the head of departments was like,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: just out of interest, You've got some kids here.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: How old are yours? How old are yours?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: There was a mom there who was due and four
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: weeks who was already at the orientation for high school life.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Get a get a life. That's all I've got to
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: say to that, Like if.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: If your your child's future, it's his future.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Not mine, like, suck it up.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: And then I went to a I went, okay, it
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: explains a lot, so I just I'll just keep a
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: mouth shut now.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: But there was a there was a part they did
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: a talk and then they afterwards they split people up
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: into different groups, and they then give you a tour
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: of the school. And they said, listen closely. Right now,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: we're going to explain to you how your groups get
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: split up. And as a joke, they were like, and
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: these two instructions, listen carefully because if you get it wrong,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: this is how we know who are the good parents
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: and the bad parents.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh fuck, that was me. I'd
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: be fucked.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I stood outside and I was like, who's the good group?
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Where's my group? Oh my god, I just can't get
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: over there.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Everyone everyone had their like they're like student leader who
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: then took them on their tour.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: I was there by myself. I was left behind wondering
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: the whole and then like just followed a group. I
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: was like, okay, there's got no chance anyway. I think, okay,
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: I can't get my head around there.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: But why like, why do you want the girls to
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: go to this particular school?
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Is it like a it's a private school.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: It's a private school, and they value not only education,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: but but co curricular education as well as we want
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: to give them an experience that covers all areas of
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: life in addition to drama, music, sport, as well as education.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Given risties and the bushes and then education, is it?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't that wasn't on the pamphlet.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: That's definitely what's happening in some Catholic school is the
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: handies handies Saturday mornings.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, look, I just think man's both girls.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I just want fip a coin.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Who gets it? No, I reckon, we know who's going
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: to get it. I think that's okay.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: But just for the record, yes, everyone listening out there,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I think for the record, that's ridiculous.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: I agree, okay, I'm glad that. But look also I
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: know whose idea it was. I know exactly whose idea
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: was to go whose she shall remain nameless, Laura Ellie.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: To be honest, it was my sister who listens to
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: this podcast. So I do want to say thanks to
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: my sister.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: No you don't. I do know what I winking at me.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: I want the kids.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Ideally they all go to the same school with the cousins.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: The cousins, that's great, perfect, But do you know what's happened?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: All this preparation for school next year has given me
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: one of the words, weeks of my life explain. So
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: on Monday morning, I got a text that sent shivers
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: down my spine. It read, don't forget everybody, this week
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: is lunchbox week.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, So what they do to try and little baby
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: steps week in week out?
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I know what they do. If any parent's out there,
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: explain what that is.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: So there's certain little things, activities, milestones that they like
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: the kids to do who are transitioning to KINDI this
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: is at daycare.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: One of them is like you for the week you
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: wear your school.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Uniform to week you know you practice what's going to
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: happen next year. Lunchbox week and my daycare, for the record,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: is one where the food is provided. We never have
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: to pack a lunch, which is just beautiful.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: That task.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: The fact that I don't have to do that each morning.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: It makes me so happy. It's painful, bro, it's fucking awful.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: So get this text lunchbox Week. And I also I'm
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: conscious of the fact that you don't want your kid
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: to be the only one. Oh shit, hang on a second.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Damn it.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I forgot to upload these photos for money for a
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: show and tell.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: That's another thought.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: This is very classic. Remind this record.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, so this is like, I need to upload these
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: photos because Marley keeps.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: There's parents out there now listening to this checking they
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: did the exact same thing.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I always forget. So my hey, lunchbox week, what do
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: we got? And of course, like Monday, Monday afternoon is
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: when I do my shopping.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: There's some old gold rowings, so open the pantry.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I have a pack of Doritos that we were weirdly
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: given by Halloween. People gave out chips, perfect ground that
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: in the lunch box.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: It goes.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I have an old apple that's almost soft to touch
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: because it's at the bottom back corner of the fridge.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like cool, I put that in there as well,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: still fresh, and then Marley goes, I really want something.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Everyone gets something I believe it.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: If the apple is squishy, it means it's ripe.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Anyway, it bounced, yeah, and then Marley was like, I
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: need a treat. People get a treat, And I thought,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: do they get a treat? And she goes, yeah, yah
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: yah yah yeah. You know those chop chip cookies, my
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: chopship cookies.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I take an ownership of that box.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: I've eaten majority of them.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: They're very good. Mary says, can you please give me
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: one of those? Everybody gets a treat, and I said,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I think I remember getting a treat like you get
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: like a little some sott easier.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Lunchbox. She had changed.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: She had an off Apple, a packet of Doritos, and
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: one chop chip cookie wrapped up in glad wrap.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: That's a good effort. Came picked her up. She'd eate
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: none of it.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Teacher had to pull me aside and be like, just
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: the cookies had nuts in it. And then the Toritos
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: were not good. They were like, oh, we try not
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: to give them too many sweets as well. So I
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: got reprimanded when I picked her up, and You're like,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: it's okay, tomorrow, I'll send it. I'll send her room
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: with McDonald's. Yeah.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Look, we did talk about this last week and last year.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure the exact same thing happened. Did you
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: have the same We didn't do it last you you
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: witnessed it.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe she maybe because she was in that group.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: And I do recall you complaining about still having to
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: pay full child fees.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, we still they getting a week off food.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: It's also extra ship because Lola is missing out. Lola's
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: group which is still upstairs but separate another room. None
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: of those kids are having lunchbox week. Every morning I
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: pack Miley's lunchbox and Lola's going.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: But what about me? I want a lunchbox.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: It's hell yeah, look, nightmare the hell out there? Ash,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I know it, and I've been making Oscar well, April does.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Majority of I made Oscars lunch last night for today.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: What do you have?
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: He has a vegemine sandwich every day, loves it.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: That's that's a start and also handicint I'm going to
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: give you a tip, laid on me.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Get one of those little.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Bento box with their name on it. You can go
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: sandwich fruit. Keep it all separate so that the fruit
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: doesn't make the sandwich soggy? Am I a good parent?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: This is all Aprile's doing.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: What is this weird universe that I've worked on it?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: If it was April's doing, it'd be in a fish
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: tackle box anyway, next to the lures. Yeah, next none
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: o the hooks, the old rusty one.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: This morning I did because we did some grocery shopping.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I gave her some blueberries. I gave her it took
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: you to Wednesday to get it right. And then I
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: gave her some cheese and some crackers. Will she eat
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: any of it? Probably not? Has it cost me like
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: fifteen dollars?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's ridiculous. April does it majority of the time.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Sometimes if I'm just like on the go, I'm like done.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: But how are you so very good? But yeah, it's
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: a paint.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Macy's going to that school next year, so I'll be
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: making two lunches.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Was it you who told me the I g A
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: sells lunchboxes. No friend of mine.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: They have.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I g their local Ida. I think I think they're
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: up a Noosa. Their local Ida's a long way to
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: go to your lunch.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: They are just you got a boogie on that side. Sorry,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I've just seen it. It's not like I let you
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: talk to it. He made me laugh and just went.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Clean it.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Can I just yeah, the young boy who was taking
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: orientation this morning.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: He did it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: It was a little strange. And then midway through, as
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: when miss meandering around the school, I look at him
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: and he's picking his nose and he ate it nice.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: It's hungry.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Obviously his parents didn't pack him lunch lunchboxes from I
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: g a yes, but I'll get April to send you
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: a website that has the what we have great thank
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: you and the middle comes out so you can watch
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: it separately or no one likes to show off, I'm
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: going to show it right off.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: You have a video that you've been teasing.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: I have a video that I've been teasing you.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Our producer couldn't watch it, so disclaimer for you right now.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you recall Macy did what we
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: thought was a massive shit. I showed you and it
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: was like as thick as my arm. I remember, Yeah,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: someone's beaten it. Someone has beaten Is this off the
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: internet or is this a friend? This is so you
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: know my friend Mike love Mike, Mike, a handsome Mike.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Kid is very handsome. Tom. What's this kid called Lenny? Lenny?
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: What's her name?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Oscar's best friend? Yeah, Oscar's best friend Lenny. Anyway, so
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: this is look just mind you. This is in Bali, okay,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: which also a solid shit in Bali that deserves play. Also,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: just quickly, I did a ship in Bali. Clean snap
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: that in Bali.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Why have you withheld that from me for so long?
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I forgot until just now? A clean snap?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: That's thank you, very good effort, well done, well done.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Can I watch the video? Yeah? It looks yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I love how it starts off and there's like eight
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: pairs of feet like we're.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: All yeah, yeah, there two families. There's actually three families
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Selling tickets front row seats.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: What you're so proud of?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: It looks like, oh my god, it looks like a
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: grid iron football. It's hugely.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: We can show people that.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Do you know? Yeah?
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: You can? Do you know?
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: It was funny because I feel that I film that.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: But before I filmed it, I'm in the other villa
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: and Mike, thirty four year old Mike, comes a running
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: and he's like.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Bro, don't ever look at this anyway. We've all just
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: come in and there's Lenny just like so happy, so
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: proud of himself, And I was like, fuck, that is unbelievable.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Is that like a twenty four hour period from the
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: How long has that been building.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Up for a couple of days? Wow?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well good on him forgetting it out that might.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: He was so he was like a different kid. It
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: was like, yeah, he came out. He was just like
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: I'm like, who's this sky? Little boy?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: You didn't disappoint. Thank you for that video.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I knew you needed to see that. Just a quick
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: update on something last week. I carried on like a
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: child whilst oscar carried on like a child during a
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: massive tantrum which we tried to want one up each other,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: and I threw a NERF gun into the back paddock
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: that was, I would say chest high of weeds and
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: grass and other plant like formations.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Thank you for such a descriptive picture of your backyard.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: But on Friday I had someone coming to clear it out.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: The nerf gun or the garden, the garden you're a gardener.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, you have a gardener now all and
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: and you fucking messaged me and.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Said, what's the name of your cleaner. No cleaner opted
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: for the gardener instead.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, you've got like a suite of servants working at
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: your manner.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: They all live under the house, cached up anyway. You
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: know how I've launched this nerve gun. Guess what's turned
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: back up again?
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: The nerve gud.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: It's I was like, you've done an amazing job. When
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I looked at down and sitting down there on a
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: rock nice and perched.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Is the nerf gun. That's a good gardener. Yeah, keep him. Yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: He also found a hose useful and a dead body
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: moving on really.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Really quickly, really quickly.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I was attacked by a wild animal.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Where at were you in my backyard?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I went for a run the other day, Ash, You
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: know I like to run, I do? Do you like
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: to go for a run around Rose a trot a
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: trot as they yet lovely around there by the water
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: just gorgeous, the sea breeze up your nostrils. Nice, must
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: be very very good, very plant that seed will water
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: it in a couple of.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Weeks we'll grow like my backyard.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: So then a mid run three kilometers in there's a
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: little section there's a Rose Bay village where there's a
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: couple of shops, gets a little bit busy. But when
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I was running, maybe five thirty in the afternoon, dodge
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a few people. I run past a group.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Likes because you're so fast. Yeah, I run like you cook.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: And I run past this guy who has two dogs,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: and one of them leaps up right. It's all happened
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: in the blink of an eye. It's quite hard for
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: me to talk about because it was very traumatic.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Again, that's type of dog it was.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: It was an English bulldog, little fat thing.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: You mean, a little.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Fat thing, a little ferocious thing, A bulldog, English bulldog. Yeah,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I'm listening. Yeah, a big fat, thick thing.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: It leaps up, flies through the air. Okay. Yeah. The
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: owner has it on a lead. Lead snaps, snatches.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't snap to make that part up. The
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: dog is flying, comes right for me and bites me
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: on the top of my leg, missing my dick by
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: a matter of millimeters.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: No, you've got a wound. I've got a wound, don't.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: It happened a few days ago. I don't know if
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: it's healed. I haven't.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I haven't inspected it lately, so it may not be
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: a photo of I have a photo, but I'll show
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: you the actual wound.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Just cover your eyes. You've got a puncture that's from
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: a dog.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: That's from a dog. Did they put the dog down?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: So this all happened really quickly, and I was in shock.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I was there going you know when you're in shock
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: and you go like shocked hands, you're a shock faith.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: I looked at I looked at the I didn't I
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: didn't speak, and he goes, have you been attacked? And
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: I said, yes, I I had saliva, like all over
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: my pants.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: It's pronounced semen. I've always got to go disgusting anyway.
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And he said, he said, did he bite you?
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: And I said, look at look at the.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Paths the wound. You look at the past.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Riddled with saliva, And then I kind of thought it's
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: not that bad.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: And you know when you have a moment where you
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: think you're a fully grown man with it, you know
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: what I mean.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I always have that moment, not the story, when you
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: get when you get attacked by something, you're like, I'm
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: not a child, I'm a fully grown man.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Let's move on with it, as in like just suck
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: it up and walk on.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, no, no, no, no.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, do I really ark up?
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Pip be like what the fuck? Man?
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I what accent that was, but
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, do I get really angry because it's
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: a pretty serious thing attacked.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: I think it depends on what the owners like.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Well, he he was very apologizcause I'm so to get angry.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: And also I was on a good pace. I can't
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: let you down, so I was like, I'm just going
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: to let this one slide.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: But I did think I need to go the line
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: of like I walk my daughters through here. I got
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: to bring my daughter dramatic. I could be without a
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: dick right now.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Then I'd have a crack. Then I'd have a crack.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I kept I kept running, and.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I think if it was like if the owner was
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: like sorry, bro, you'd be like sorry, Bra, like yeah,
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: how about your fucking control?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Your don'ts sort your dog out? And the dog also
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: was was. I think he just got startled, startled by
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: how fast do you go? How far the stride of
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: a young agile man. I was wearing a bright yellow
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: shirt as well.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Maybe they do like running in fluo excepar at night.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Big flu A guy big for a guy.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Run. I came home.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I told Ellie the story and Ellie was like.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Let's get it. It's a wild beast. Loosen rose Bay.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Take the children there, come back.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: So just a word of warning to anyone out there
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: who may be walking around Rose Bay. There's a wild
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: dog on the Do you come across an English bulldog,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: shoot it, tread can.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Hit it with your car. More than one just on that.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I got attacked by cock spaniel two days ago running
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: as well, just saying it didn't bite me, but it
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: came after me in what way?
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Well, let's put it this way. I was doing six
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: and a half minute kilometers that kilometer five and a
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: half minutes A jase me the Actually, adrenaline is very
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: help me. It was a really old cocker spaniel too.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Owner was inside.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: I know, yeah, got away. What do the owners say?
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: I was gone.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't stop. It just came after me, A little
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: brown cocker spaniel.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: The streets of Sydney, very dangerous dogs.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: To all runners out there, be careful.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Look after herself. Cocker spaniels they'll get you. Beware ash
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: the competition. Okay, my neck is cracked like you're getting
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: old I'm so old the competition.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, the hundredth and second giveaway episode in Hendon Island.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: We have a winner. Yep, we have announced the winner
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: on social media. But for those who are not aware,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the winner is.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Her name's Hannah.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: And I don't know if you remember the video, but
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: her kids got messed up with a bit of blue paint.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I almost thought, I almost thought, this is such an
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: insane amount of paint, blue paint that has been spread
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: throughout the house. I thought it might have been a
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: fake video. I thought, I did wonder. I was like,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: has Hannah. Has Hannah just like gotten a tub of
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: due luxe paint and just tipped it over everyone to
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: win this prize?
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: If so still worthy?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: If you're going to destroy your own apartment like that,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: you deserve absolutely. But a few people said, we want
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: to hear from Hannah, we want the backstory.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Yes, I agree, and we do have it. I have
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: a number.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Let's give it a quick call. Hannah.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Congratulations, thank you so much.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Was so excited when you discovered that scene, a crime
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: scene if you will, of blue paint? Did you ever
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: think that it would win you a trip to a
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: tropical island?
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: No? No, look it almost makes it.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Worth it almost is the blue paint still in the carpet.
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: We got professional carpet cleaners in. Well, they actually said
• 39:47
  Speaker 8: they could.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: I was not expecting that.
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: So what you've said on the videos is just the
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: start of it. That went through that all patrol car
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: went through all and went through all the bedroom.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Who was in charge of the kids when this happened.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Well, both me and my husband.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, you have to say that.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Was it a case where things were silent for a
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: little bit and yet no?
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: No, so this was this happened. They must have been
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: up at the cracka door. We were still asleep.
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: The big brother got the paint out of the car.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so the big brother got.
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: The paint out and we honestly, we were asleep and
• 40:37
  Speaker 9: we wake up. I could here that core patrol car
• 40:39
  Speaker 9: going up and down the hallway, and that's when we
• 40:43
  Speaker 9: walked into the disaster.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: God just got worse and worse and worse. Although I
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: have to give it is it Tom?
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Is it the Yeah?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I have to give him credit for the eyebrows.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Oh look, we I think that's why I couldn't even
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: get cross with him at the time.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: That's so funny.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Did you get any type of punishment for that?
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: No, well just save it up, wait till he's eighteen,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: and then punish him.
• 41:14
  Speaker 9: I think when you're in that situation, you realize there's
• 41:16
  Speaker 9: nothing that can fix it.
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: So and it would look it was a crillic paint
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: as well, like.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: It wasn't even like, oh.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Just admit defeat.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Basically, well, you've earned You've earned this holiday, that's for sure.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll be honest. When we got through all the submissions,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: we saw yours and instantly we were like, holy shit,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: this one is going to be near and possible to beat.
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're still finding, like we're still finding the finger print.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: I love that. Never changed. I've never changed, never changed.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: No, he has been like that forever. And you look, keeps.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Us, keep us business.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: You're very lucky. So well done. Once again, enjoy the holiday.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Don't bring paint. I don't know the Sundays is carpeted
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: or I think it's floorboards.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: We'll make sure that it's plastic wrapped. Well, she was
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: lovely deserving of a holiday. Interesting that she replaced it
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: with more carpet. Did she not learn from a mistake?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: That's on New Hannah if it happens again, don't come
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: back to.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Us for a second holiday.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I would suggest with children like that, vinyl replaceable.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Now for a serious message, Matthew. Usually this is.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: The part of the episode where we have a segment
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: one hacks or what's the other one?
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: We do live.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: But today not today, We're just going to do some questions.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: That's a serious announcement. I know, I got really seriousness.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: That was great, good time, good time. If you ever
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: have to deliver bad news, you're the guy to do it. No, yeah, no,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: it was nice to get to taste your serious voice
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: for a few second.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: We have questions.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you this question? Ash is lying about
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: your kid's age to get cheaper tickets?
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Appropriate as absolutely play on green Light for me?
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: I did this. We remember I did this with Oscar
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: because at sorry Manley Man Eagle, specifically, when you take
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: your kid under four, they're free. So I just had
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: to convince Oscar that he was four until we got in.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Do you not worry that you're setting up your child
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: for a life of dishonesty.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Like he's going to become a hardened criminal because of it? Yeah?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: You know the foundations are they said at a young age.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: If he can go from lying about his age to
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: being a hardened criminal that think of the steps along
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: the way, if he can get through those, that's something
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: that you should be celebrated.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Okay. A couple of quick questions Easter show?
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Can you lie? Lie? Okay?
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: What about restaurant for lie?
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Okay? Okay? What about all?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's one for you, not to put you on
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: the spot, but I would appreciate your honesty right now. Okay,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's two and a half when you have
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: to start bowing there. He is aeroplane, Yeah, aeroplane you can't.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: You can do it domestically, yeah, but internationally you can't
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: because you need a passport.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Right, So what about flying domestic? Have you ever purchased
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: a ticket and lied about the age of your child
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: to get them a free seat, because you know that
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: when they're like two and one month, they're still going
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: to sit on your lap anyway, right, Yeah, And they
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: don't they don't ask for the idea because you just
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: check in at the key ask No one knows if they.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Are just kick up a stink. Have you lied?
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: I'm told, I'm told, I'm told. I don't want to
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: dip a certain lady in our household. I don't want
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: to throw her anywhe No, we haven't.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Also, hotels is a good one as well. Oh what
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: about you? Surely sure never? Not me? Not once? Too
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: much to lose. Eh? Oh well, can't wait for us
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: going to be a hardened criminal? That's any fun? Okay,
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: I've got on for you, Matt.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: And look, this one was a running joke in my
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: house for a while. It was a joke for me,
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: but maybe not for her. What are your thoughts on
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: a push present?
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: First of all, let me answer that. Let's explain what
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: a push present is. It's when you gift your wife, partner, whatever,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: a present after they've pushed out a child.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: I personally think the child is the present. I agree,
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: you agree with that, ridiculous.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't get Laura a push present partly because she
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: earns more money than me that if she wants a present,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: she's probably better off buying it herself.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Totally agreed.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: But I look, it's pretty it's pretty awful.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: What women have to go through.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with the whole But it's not like it's a
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: non consensual birth.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: No, I know.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: But when you look at when you weigh up the
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: two scenarios, the roles and responsibilities of pregnancy and childbirth,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: man versus woman.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Fuck, but when did it?
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: It's very the the imbalance is unbelievable.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: But when did it become about materialistic items? Think about that.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: That was a really big sentence out of my mouth,
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: and I'm sorry, But when did it become about the
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: material things? Like Okay, why can't you just be like.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: You know what, you've done an amazing job pushing out
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: our child. Yeah, I'm going to do my very best
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: now to be the most supportive, be the most present.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Isn't that? Isn't that father?
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: Isn't it?
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Isn't the bare minimum? Yeah? No, But why does it
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: have to be about materials?
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: What?
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, what's the diamond going to do for you? It's
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: not going to cook you fucking dinner, is it. I
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: just think it's ridiculous.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: I think I would much rather buy April or something
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: because not because of that, just out of the kindness
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: of my heart, not because of I know, I make
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: myself sick.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Look if that's what you're into, fine, look.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: For Laura and I were not big present people. Obviously,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: when you look back at the anniversary. We've got tie
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: takeaway in front of the TV. You know we're not
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: extravagant gift bearers, So parents.
• 47:52
  Speaker 9: I.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Fuck what was I thinking? I was thinking
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: that the Three Wise Men like bearing gifts. Yes, I
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: mean you look at look at Mary's the name Mary.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: So then she gave birth to Jesus and what does
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: she get? She got three push presents?
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but from from other people, from other families. From
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: you get a gift, it's you, technically you. I think, Okay,
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I think if we start social media these days, if
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: we put the expectation on couples to provide push present,
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: there's some people out there that can't provide a push
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: fucking diamond like Pooky.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be a diamond, ash doesn't have
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: to be that's what.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: That's what. That's what If you go back to the
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: origin of it, of this whole ridiculous thing, it's actually diamonds.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: But I'm certain it's actually diamonds.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: But I do agree with you. I think there is
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: no greater present that can be given to your partner
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: who has just given birth to your child, then being
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: entirely present, giving their time, their energy to helping around
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: the house to being an attentive partner, cooking, cleaning, doing
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: everything they can to lighten the load for their partner.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: That is the best gift of all, well said, my.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Wife's a jeweler. She's got all in your own present.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Let's leave it at your words, the bare minimum. Yeah,
• 49:26
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• 49:30
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• 49:32
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